Doug Loves Movies - Paget Brewster, Eric Edelstein, Kelly McInerney and Jerry Trainor guest
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Doug hates candy wrappers screening baby sticky seeds with 50 as a pop or kernels in his teeth
They're still not one that he won't see
Because Doug loves movies
Whoooo!
Hey everybody, my name is Doug and I love movies.
This is Doug loves movies.
Thank you everybody for joining us,
whether you're here in person or watching at home,
we appreciate it.
We're coming to you once again
from Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles.
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Woo! It is Saturday, 26 2025 and we are live streaming baby. Hit
me up on the Doug Loves Movies account on ex-formerly Twitter if you watch the show today.
And tell me your thoughts.
I think the Dynasty typewriter does a fantastic job
of shooting the live stream programming
that comes from this facility.
So check them out all the time.
You get a chance.
I brought a prize bag.
It's a limited edition Douglas movies tote and
Someone here today. I heard a rumor before the show that nobody brought a name tag
So we're going to pick people just based on like their personalities and they're gonna win the contents of this bag
Which are a an eighth brothers sweatshirt. that's too big on me, a Comedy and Magic Club t-shirt
that's too small on me, and some Doug Benson pins that are just right. And the
best thing of all is this really fancy several devices in one from my friends
at Peacemaker. It's essentially a
pipe but it does a few other things as well. I think it like tidies up around
the house and plays music. I don't know what all it does but it's it's a pretty
cool thing. So somebody's gonna go home with all that stuff but in order to set
it up for someone to go home with all this stuff,
I need some guests to come out here.
So are you ready to meet today's guests?
Yeah!
All right.
Please give it up for Paget Booster, Eric Adelstein, Kelly McInerney,
and Jerry Trainor.
Yeah!
Come on out, everybody. Trainer! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
Woo!
Yeah!
Come on out everybody.
Sit on a seat that has your name on it.
There's Liz Wright off of Eric's, there you go.
He figured it out.
He got it.
No tape in the budget, Doug?
No tape.
None?
Uh-uh.
I also didn't want anybody to be, you know,
have to deal with the tape as well, you know?
I appreciate that.
Just toss the card aside and go, just sit down
in your little Star Trek chair.
Right?
It doesn't look like they're all on the bridge of the Star
Trek, just the way they can swivel around.
You know, like, you would swivel over
when there was something going on.
You know what I mean?
She'd swivel over to Kirk, and then they'd take care of it.
This is too many captains in the kitchen, right?
It's all captains' chairs, and I've got just a regular seat.
It's all topsy-turvy here in Dynasty Typewriter world.
But I love the set here.
It always looks like they're trying to resurrect.
These seats are great for posture.
It's like they're doing a seance to talk to F. Scott Fitzgerald.
All right, so typewriters.
They have lots of typewriters, ghostly typewriters.
All right, let's meet my guests individually, one at a time,
and alphabetically by first name.
That's how I like to do it.
I'm already lost.
I think Eric is lost. You'll know your day when you hear it, dude.
I don't know.
He is a friend.
Oh, let's see how soon you recognize this intro.
He is a friend of the show and a first-rate actor.
That's none of us.
Not us.
He's Sam Levine's better half on Minks.
It is Eric Edelstein everybody.
Hello.
Sorry, you are our first rate actor.
No, third, but affable.
Okay.
You're rated, that's the important thing.
Yeah, I'm underrated.
It's like a Michelin star, one isn't that bad.
No, you take that, are you kidding?
One is great.
Still an honor.
I always feel bad for the restaurants that lose their star.
And they have to act like they didn't care,
but you see it, and you're like, damn.
It's not like they lost it.
They still have a little plaque that says they got it,
and then they just don't get a new one.
You know what I mean?
No, they lose the star, don't they?
Well, they don't come and physically take it away from them.
They give out new stars every year.
Wouldn't that be great, though if like two goons went,
all right, we're here for the fucking star.
Give us the star, the Pets to You wasn't that good.
Where's the star?
You switched the fish sauce.
I was just in a restaurant here in LA that, you know,
quote unquote lost their star.
And there's still like a little trophy of the tire,
you know, the Michelin man that looks like a
Stave Puff
marshmallow man from Ghostbusters, but he's all tires and not marshmallows.
Eric?
I've got a question I've written especially for you.
You like train rides?
I love train rides.
What's your favorite train movie?
Oh, that's pretty great.
Well, I'm going to say Coastal, a directorial debut
by Darrell Hannah.
And it follows Neil Young and his coastal tour,
and they're in a lot of trains as well.
It's a documentary?
Yeah.
Yeah, as far as favorite movie on a train, planes, trains,
and automobiles.
That's the only one, right?
I was just like standing it in your head.
I got it, because I did not have a damn thing.
And I was kind of bullshitting the Neil Young thing.
I think it's on a train, but I'm not sure.
Maybe bullet trains are movies.
Oh, I see.
You don't even remember if there's a train in it.
They may have gone by Pac Mule.
Well, I know he's taken some trains,
but I'm concerned it may not have made the final cut.
I see.
I'm being honest here, Doug.
That's rare on a Saturday afternoon in Hollywood.
But planes, trains, and automobiles,
I don't even know the percentage of time
they spend in an actual train.
Seems like they're mostly in cars.
It's in the name, friend.
It's in the name.
They already have to.
So I got it right.
They already have to. He agreed vociferous. They already have to. So I got it right. It's in the name.
And he agreed vociferous.
They already have to take vehicles
because planes weren't available.
That's the start of it.
The movie should be called No Planes, A Train,
and some automobiles.
They get on a plane eventually, I think, right?
Yeah.
And then have you seen the deleted scene where John
Candy is eating a ton and smoking at the same time?
It's one of the, just Google it for, it is a glorious thing.
He's a human marvel.
It sounds awful.
Just inhaling like a chili dog and a cigarette
at the same time.
In the same hand?
He went for it, yeah.
It's shocking.
It's amazing.
Well, he has the classic scene in Splash
where he's playing handball with Tom Hanks
while smoking a cigarette and drinking a can of beer.
And eventually, of course, he gets
hit in the face with the ball, and Fatty Go Fall Down.
They finished the scene on up.
That's how it's written in the script, by the way.
Unfortunately, yeah, that's the way they used to do it.
Now we know better.
Fatty Go Fall Down.
You could do that in the 80s.
They did.
I think there's a movie called that,
an entire film called Fanny Go Fall Down.
I believe the story was he was also extremely hungover
shooting that scene and I think the ball really did
hit him in the face.
Oh my God.
Yeah, he said he was in incredible pain that night.
Oh dear.
Yeah.
No, he doesn't look, he looks pretty miserable
but that works for the scene.
Yeah.
Yeah, cause he's just a slob that's trying to play handball.
Payne's hilarious sometimes, you know?
Yeah.
We all got her.
Don't get me started about how men love a print fall so much
that most rom-coms have a print fall or two in them
just to try to keep our attention.
And it's always just like, Julia Roberts,
there's never a reason for Julia Roberts to fall down you know I mean story wise it doesn't
advance the story ever it's always just like look at how she's just like every
other person that's not gorgeous we all fall down but when we get up we don't
look that pretty no it's awkward I almost went down going up the stairs it would have been bad
but it does work on me when I'm'm starting out, like my mind's wandering
at a Julia Ryde and then she falls down and I go, oh what?
Yeah.
It does keep my interest.
Right.
It's true.
I mean, Julia Ryde or JLo, the reason
you like Made in Manhattan is not
because there's a love story about people
from opposite sides of the tracks.
You like the fact that it was about somebody
who gets a ceramic penis glued to their hand.
That's the wedding planner.
Is that what I said?
You said, make Manhattan.
I said, make Manhattan.
Like they're not interchangeable, but yes.
So Kelly's got a point.
Kelly's on the board.
She got the first correct.
Got him.
That'd be a fun game if I just sat here and said
shit that's not accurate.
And when people correct me,
I give them a point.
But of course, you wouldn't know that's the game we're playing.
It would be my little secret with the audience.
He is an actor you grew up with, if you grew up with him.
It's Jerry Trader.
It's Jerry Trader, everybody.
Hi, everybody.
Thank you for having me, Doug.
Thank you for being here, dude.
This is really nice.
It's going to be fun.
You got the hat memo, so that worked out good.
One of my guests didn't get the hat memo, but you know.
Where was the hat memo?
Did you even look at your memos?
You're too big.
I didn't get a memo!
You're too big for memos. I took a memo! You you even look at your memos? You're too big. I didn't get a memo. You're too big for memos.
I do with memo.
You don't fuck around with memos.
Are we on a text chain?
But I'm not on it?
No, I just lucked out on the hat thing.
Everybody but you wore one.
But we're going to talk to you in a second, Padgett.
Be quiet.
Yeah, so pipe down.
Yeah, you're way late in the alphabet with Padgett.
You're used to being so early with Brewster.
With the bee in the back.
But I flipped it on you.
Because this is a mental game that we're playing here today.
Getting psyched out.
Yeah, I like to psych everybody out.
Already a point behind Kelly.
I don't like this.
Now, Jerry, I introduced you by saying
that some people grew up with you,
because you did start out young on television
and so they could have been the same age as you and now look at us.
What's your favorite, everybody's got a thing like a movie from their childhood like that when it comes up and people talk shit on it
they're like, no, it was great. What's your version of that? What's your childhood movie that probably,
by adult people's standards, was not that great?
Oh my god.
Is that a tough question?
Yeah, that's hard.
So I liked it, even though everybody else didn't like it?
Yeah.
You know, like if your parents took you to see the Goonies,
I don't think you would like it equally.
Well, he, you know what I mean?
Because the parents are watching a movie about children
yelling at each other.
I remember loving, I mean, look, my mom took me to a matinee
of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
And I obviously, I think we probably all loved it.
I think that whole cup, though, mom.
I don't know if my mom liked that.
She probably didn't.
She probably didn't love it.
Like, I saw a few of his big adventures, adventure and I loved it so much I talked my parents into going to see it and they didn't laugh once.
What? They didn't say it was bad but they just didn't laugh at anything and I was just like oh that's interesting that I have a sense of humor and they don't.
Yeah. Real eye opener. I mean. But they didn't hate it you know, my mom was even like, that was fun.
You know?
But it just didn't have the hard punch lines
that they're used to.
Very physical.
Psych gags.
Yeah.
Very broad.
It's just interesting to go into it not loving Pee Wee Herman.
You know what I mean?
Like, they were familiar with him.
But it wasn't like they were excited to see a Pee Wee Herman
movie.
Did we?
Was Playhouse the show before the movie? Or was it the movie then Pee Wee's movie. Did we, was Playhouse the show before the movie?
Or was it the movie then Pee Wee's Playhouse?
I think the Playhouse was going and then he did the movie.
The live Playhouse.
And then the Playhouse kept going.
The Playhouse, like the Playhouse play, theater happened.
Then the movie, then the show.
I think the Saturday morning show was before the movie
and during the movie.
Was it?
That I can't remember.
I just saw that Pee Wee Duck.
And then he of course made a second,
you know he made the Big Top Pee Wee too.
Yeah, which I also like.
Which the show might have been done
or about to be done when he did that second one.
Okay.
But, yeah.
Do you want my impression of Chris Christopherson
from Big Top Pee Wee?
Let's go.
Yes.
Pee Wee, I don't know if I wanna live in a world
that don't love a circus.
Wow.
Circus.
He's in the room.
Circus.
He had so much like something was in his mouth.
Oh.
He talked like he had a mouthful.
Look at that, see?
This was all,
Padge and I just conspired to get her a free hat.
That's all that was.
That's awesome.
It's like quarter-boy. Padge is like backstage. It's quarter-boy. It's really niceired to get her a free hat. That's all that was. That's awesome.
It's like a quarter.
It's like backstages.
It's quarter.
It's real nice.
I mentioned that I don't have a hat.
What does it say on it?
Dynasty darling.
I'm a dynasty darling.
That's some good merch.
Yeah, they call the...
What is it?
Dynasty darling.
They call the people that come out to the shows darlings.
See you soon darlings.
All right.
Did you answer that question?
I think you did, kind question? I think you did.
I think I did.
Yeah, kind of.
I won't be talking anymore about it.
I've just made a decision about that.
She's a comedian.
Some might know her as Holly Weirdo on the socials,
but she's also known to me as Kelly McInerney.
Hey.
but she's also known to me as Kelly McInerney. Woo!
Hey!
Woo!
And on that, it's always confusing to me.
I changed my Instagram to my name now.
Thank goodness.
Yeah, because people are calling me Holly all the time.
That's so funny.
That's such a funny twist,
because that was not your intention.
No.
Tell me if I'm wrong, but when you don't like a movie,
you go to your internet, you go to your socials,
and you say so.
It depends on the movie, I feel like.
Some of them are just bad, and you gotta talk shit about them.
What was the last one that you really went after?
Because sometimes I'm kind of like,
Kelly does not hold back on the criticisms.
Man, I don't know.
I've been watching a lot of good movies lately.
Oh, that's good.
So, all right.
So let's not dwell on negativity.
What did?
Man of Steel, I tried to watch that after the new Supermen.
Oh, shit!
And I'm like, this is not good.
Oh my God, an old ass movie taking strays.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's on fire.
The dad just dies by being like, don't move, Superman.
And it's like, get the, Superman would never,
you know what I mean?
I blame Kevin Costner for that move.
Yeah, it's his fault.
I betcha he wanted to go out real hardcore
and probably talked him into it.
Yeah, I'm only here for 10 minutes.
But it's fun that you're bringing this up
because, you know, talking,
I don't do it much on this show,
but talking ill of the Snyderverse
gets some people really upset.
Really?
Because it sucks. It's a lot of the same people who think
that the new Superman is too woke,
which is because he's an immigrant,
but you know what I mean.
I mean, just the whole story of Superman
being an immigrant the whole time,
oh, it's the same thing.
Yeah, it's the same thing it's always been,
but now it's woke.
But you know, it's true that the movie does have a more,
you know, it looks at Superman as he would exist right
now, which is kind of unusual for a Superman movie because it always, they always felt
like they took place in a, like a past, even when they were like the ones in the seventies
with Christopher Reeve, like they took place in the seventies, I think, but they felt,
it felt very fifties.
Yeah.
It felt like a throwback.
Costumes. but it felt very 50s. Yeah, yeah. It felt like a throwback. Pastures. Speaking of which, Fantastic Four, I guess,
the set designs are just very Tomorrowland, Disneyland.
And I'm super psyched for that.
Well, I'm glad, Kelly, that you've turned over a new leaf
and you're only liking movies.
Yeah.
I'm so proud of the writing on this one.
I write all this myself, you know.
It's impressive.
Great job.
And our final guest today just wants to be friends
because she knows you all have criminal minds.
Pageant Brewster!
Yay!
Woo!
As a crime solver, you know, for many years now,
a professional TV crime solver,
how much do you enjoy crime solving in motion pictures?
Like, will you watch a movie that's kind of in the same lane as Criminal Minds?
Like a horrible murder and people have to stand around and figure it out?
I love Seven.
Really?
Oh, I love Seven.
So rewatchable.
I love it.
Just watched it again.
And I love the first Mindhunter, which was like before Silence of the Lambs.
Oh right, right.
I'll watch every year.
The Manhunter?
When Brian Cox was Hannibal Lecter.
Yes.
And then the second one.
The Manhunter.
Manhunter.
Manhunter.
Then there was a series called Mindhunter
with Jonathan Groff.
And yeah, and Holt McCallany.
No, I was thinking of Manhunter,
which was the movie before Silence of the Lambs
in the John Douglas books.
Cool movie.
Yeah.
Michael Mann.
That's a great, is it Michael Mann?
Yes.
Hmm, because Michael Mann directed the film
when you asked me when I was like.
Miami Vice, Moody,
Yes.
Heating.
Yes.
Using really long tracks, musical tracks,
and long sequences.
And yeah, great movie.
I do.
I love crime movie.
A bunch of great actors in that movie.
That was good.
Hey, your boy was in that movie.
The Criminal Minds guy.
Who, me?
What?
Your CSI guy.
William Peterson.
Yeah, yeah.
Different show, but great.
Your boy, William Peterson.
I think you all know each other.
I think all these crime solvers all check in.
Like, you never did a crossover episode?
Same network.
Did you meet any of the CSI guys, like David Caruso,
when he was doing it?
I know Wetherly and Cody DePablo from NCIS,
who now have their own.
They just announced a 17th NCIS show.
Yeah.
NCIS, uh Yeah. NCIS.
Like a new, I think there's a prequel. I was trying to think of a dumb city,
it did come out fascinating.
Like NCIS.
No, but there are a lot of them.
Tallahassee or?
No, but they're not going that far with it,
but they're hitting all the big cities, the NCISs.
I didn't know that.
I think, I think there's a few of them.
I didn't know.
Yeah. But seven, that's there's a few of them. I didn't know. Yeah.
But Seven, that's your answer.
You love Seven.
I do like crime.
Your question was, do I like films about murderers?
That's great that you went into this enterprise of being.
You liked that stuff before you got cast in Criminal Minds.
Yes.
And so that probably came in handy
that you were comfortable with that kind of material.
I think it's how I got cast in it.
Really?
Like 18 years ago?
Because you walked in the door creepy?
Yeah.
I read all the books.
I was one of those people.
Like I read all the books and I knew all the serial killers.
Now I don't have to read those anymore.
But no real life serial killer has been woven into a Criminal Minds episode, have they?
It's just based on things that have happened,
but all the names are changed?
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
No, yeah.
Because there are real victims of real serial killers.
So we try to have fictional serial killers.
Right.
That would be wild.
Way to ruin the illusion, guys.
Sorry.
But that show, Mindhunter.
But watch it gets all real.
It's a great documentary series.
Mindhunter really goes after real ones?
The show Mindhunter with the guy you named and Holt McHenry.
Jonathan Groff, yeah.
Yeah.
That was about the beginning of the FBI.
That was about forming the FBI in the basement of Quantico.
And they had Kemper, and they had real killers.
Based on real killers, they were interviewing.
Oh, I see, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And that's a great show.
That show's brilliant.
Yeah, yeah, and that's Fincher's involved in that one,
I think.
David Fincher produced it, I think.
Your boy, your seven director.
My boy.
Your boy.
I'm taking up that old man habit of just
because somebody might know somebody vaguely, they're
your boy.
All right, well, your boy there on the other end, Eric Edelstein, gets to go first in what
I call Recommendation Nation.
Before we play our games today, I'd like each one of my guests to recommend one movie.
It could be any movie at all, just something
you think people could get into.
Hopefully something that's available.
Sometimes people bring up titles that aren't out there playing
now or streaming or anything.
I mean, the one I just watched was,
enough said, the rom-com with James Gandolfini and Julia Louis-Dreyfus.
And more rom than com, actually.
Yeah.
Like, it's got funny stuff in there, but it's like,
it's a sweet movie.
Yeah, I love it.
It's like a comfort food movie for me,
because, you know, except for a couple little instances,
there's not a bunch of conflict, especially compared
to any other James Gandolfini movie or TV show, which
is all conflict all the time.
His nostrils are always flaring.
And this movie only gets mad when people
suggest he should lose weight.
And that happens a couple of times.
But other than that, it's a pretty stress-free movie.
Our buddy Toby H Hus is in it.
He's been on this show on this stage.
Enough said.
Nicole Hollifcenter, who I don't think
you can go wrong with her movies.
I think they're rom-coms, but they've all got
a bit of an edge to them.
I bought it.
There's so few I actually buy, but it's
like the ones where like my wife's in bed,
I want to watch something.
I'm like, this will be one I'll keep watching.
Because you're also shocked.
The range of Gandolfini in that, he's like this neurotic guy.
To Tony Soprano, it's just shocking.
Shocking.
I can't.
Is it a comedy?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's like a rock comedy with Gandolfini.
I think it's his last movie. I'm going to watch that.
And then Catherine Keener.
So basically, he.
Oh, she's great.
Yeah.
Julie Louis-Dreyfus is giving Catherine Keener massages.
She's a masseuse.
And hearing her bitch about her ex,
while Julie Louis-Dreyfus is starting to date Gandolfini.
And then it turns out she's kind of poisoning him
against Gandolfini.
And he doesn't tell it.
It's awesome.
It's very cool. I'm in. Yeah. Yeah. And Catherine Keener is on another level. She's kind of poisoning him against Gandolfini, and he doesn't tell it. It's awesome. It's very cool.
I'm in.
Yeah.
And Catherine Keener is on another level.
She's amazing.
Yeah, they're all, it's a great cast,
and it's a great watch,
and I think it's a cute 90 minutes.
Yeah.
You know, fuck around.
Yeah.
Two hour, two plus.
Yeah.
Two hours plus.
Do you have any movie suggestions
that require me to fuck around?
I mean.
I'm waiting for a fuck around and find out the movie.
It's only a matter of time.
And I just call it Faffo.
It is a matter of time.
Yeah, because that expression is just too much going on
in that expression.
So many great movies could come from that title.
Jerry, recommend a movie, please.
All right, well, I'm going to recommend one of my faves,
probably my fave, Midnight Run.
Oh, it's a great movie.
Oh, my god.
So much better than Eric's recommend.
No, I'm kidding.
But yes, another great one.
That's fantastic.
It's one of my purchasables.
So I purchase very few movies on iTunes or whatever,
but I have to have that one there.
How do you like the score?
Danny Elfman, bro.
But not all circus-y like normal, like,
brink, brink, brink, brink, brink.
It's like slide guitar.
He's got a whole different vibe, but it's so fucking catchy.
And the kind of theme that goes through it is also like,
he made a version of that song.
It's like a song that he's think there's words
But like but it plays throughout the movie and then and then and then
Okay, now we have to pay for it. Oh, sorry you did one. No, it was way off to yeah
I was off key. We'll cut that out. But yes see that movie. We'll cut that out of this live stream
But yeah, great movie.
Joey Pants, of course, is great.
You can't get enough of him screaming into a phone.
Yes.
And the late, great Charles Groton.
So good.
It's the blueprint for the buddy cop movie.
You can't beat it.
Everybody just emulates it.
What's the thing that he wants for breakfast?
Chorizo and eggs.
Chorizo and eggs.
He wants to shut the fuck up about chorizo and eggs.
He's like, what's in there?
How much is it?
Jack, I want chorizo and eggs.
And he buys cigarettes.
He's like, I need these.
You get whatever you want.
It's a great movie, if you haven't seen it.
Now you've got two movies to watch. Let's a great movie if you haven't seen it. Midnight Run. Now you got two movies to watch.
Let's go to Kelly.
I mean aside from the new Superman,
which is pretty good, I'll say something.
This is a movie I feel like it always leaves streaming
and I get bummed, but now it's back.
It's on Tubi, which is annoying,
because there's commercials, but Dumb and Dumber.
It's my favorite.
Whoa. Nice.
You're all busting out the classics over here.
It's a comedy and it's PG-13,
but you could watch it over and over again.
Like it's for everybody, you know?
Like it's...
Why do you think it's PG-13?
Because of that diarrhea scene or?
Maybe.
Because you kind of see its butt a little bit, but...
Yeah, the butt.
A bird was killed, Doug.
A bird was killed.
Pretty bird.
Pretty bird.
I mean, today, you probably get a PG-13 just because of how
hard he hits Lauren Holly in the face with a snowball.
Because that seems a little shocking these days.
But still, I mean, it makes you laugh out of surprise.
She does almost get topless, but then it
turns into headlights or something, doesn't it?
Yeah, yeah.
He's imagining her doing something.
Like he's having a weird, weird-ass dream.
He's on a date, and he's killing the chef.
Maybe it's just the haircut.
Maybe it's PG-13, because of his haircut,
they don't want to give young people bad ideas.
That's right.
Because I don't think they curse, really.
Maybe they say jerk.
Yeah, and they probably got an F-bomb in there
in a non-sexual way.
But all right.
That's the best comedy of all time.
That's a fun one.
How do you feel about all this, you know,
they made a prequel and then a sequel?
Not good.
OK, too dumb.
Too much dumb.
The one they made years ago with What's His Face, Eric something else, do you remember that one?
Yeah, yeah, dumb and dumb-a-roo.
Yeah, yeah, that one wasn't that bad, I think.
But I don't also remember it at all.
But the new one they made where it was like,
Lloyd is into Harry's daughter?
The casting was really good when they were in the younger one.
The two people they got really seemed like the-
They looked good, yeah.
They did a good job with that.
But yeah, and you're right, then the next one was like...
Just leave it alone.
It was too much.
It's just like, there's nothing more admirable in show business than the amount of money
Will Ferrell keeps saying no to about a sequel to Elf.
It's not needed.
No.
Him just getting in the outfit again.
Also maybe over time he'd stop wearing the outfit
and just start dressing more normal.
Like what's the story gonna be?
Cause he'll assimilate more with people that are normal.
Cause he's got a normal girlfriend, Zoe Deschanel,
who's gonna let him be weirdo 24 seven.
So like what, why and why?
Like and why do you wanna see an older Will Ferrell
trying to have that same buddy enthusiasm?
I guess he could become the James Cahn character
like his time has beaten him down.
But do you think Buddy would?
And then some new little asshole comes along.
Well, it's the thing, his buddy is pure joy.
So why would that happen to him?
Whereas, you know, James Cahn character
probably started out pretty,
he was probably shitty his whole life.
I heard that James Cahn hated Will Ferrell during it elf well because he really I
think he put it on I think he was in character around him way too much and
enjoyed torturing him but then when it came out the premiere he's like you did
a great job I heard right because I think also James Khan was like on the
record is like I don't think this movie is gonna work Yeah, and it's you know, and it's and it's so good best didn't didn't also will and Favreau not get along or
There might be something to that as well
And then it's kind of hard to kick Favreau out because yes, you know, basically, you know, he was a man man that
Made it happen. Plus, you know, they gotta have another scene with his doctor
alright, so,
Padgett, this is, I can't believe all these great
recommendations people have thrown down.
If anybody hasn't seen any of these movies,
I think they'd be well served to check them out.
But, I didn't mean to say but,
but what do you have, Padgett?
But, I didn't mean to say but, but what do you have, Padgett? I also have a throwback movie that was made, I want to say,
2004, Collateral Michael Mann, which I'd never seen.
Oh, did you just watch it last week?
Yes, I watched it this week. I think we got it on 4K.
And it's that crazy.
So this is Tom Cruise with the white hair and Jamie Foxx.
And Jamie Foxx is a cab driver.
Tom Cruise, they go through LA at night.
Yeah.
Very atmospheric.
Well, they shot.
They used this crazy camera called the Thompson Viper digital camera
to shoot everything inside the cars and outside at night.
Otherwise 35 millimeter was used for day shots.
It's beautiful and great.
And I couldn't believe I had never seen it before.
I loved it.
But it's a throwback movie.
Flipped by, yeah. I think you can get it somewhere though. Has anyone seen it recently? Oh sure it. But it's a throwback movie. Flip by, yeah.
I think you can get it somewhere though.
Has anyone seen it recently?
Oh sure, it must be on one of the movies.
It's gotta be on HBO or something.
Also Tom Cruise is a bad guy.
Yeah.
It's awesome.
And he's so good.
The guy is so good.
Do more, do more of those.
The scene in the alleyway,
maybe he's really being a good actor
when he plays a nice guy.
Hey-o. The alleyway? Maybe he's really being a good actor when he plays a nice guy. Ayo!
Cause boy, he also in Magnolia, he was really good.
He's great!
And Lestat in the interview with the vampire, man.
Pretty good, yeah.
Well, great job everybody.
Those are some amazing recommendations.
I'm just shutting the whole show down right now.
I'm gonna go home and have a four-pool feature
of enough said, midnight run, dub and dummer, and collateral.
Wait, is it enough said?
Enough.
Oh, it's enough.
Yeah.
If it was Tony Sparrow, I'd be like, enough said.
I thought it started with an N.
No, enough said.
I thought it was enough said.
That might have been my lack of articulation.
My dad says sometimes I do it.
That way, I think people are expecting a different movie.
Ena?
Ena?
I was going to be typing N.
Nuff said.
We are glad.
And not find it.
Watch it.
OK.
It's so funny.
I took a fake high school annual picture one year.
Like, you know, got in line a second time
and wrote down a different name.
And it was the names.
I thought the names were going to be last name or first name
last initial or initial and then last name so I put initial E period and you
FF and then when the annual came out at the end of the year the pictures it made
it in there even had a dumb little disguise on it made it in there. I even had a dumb little disguise on. It made it in, but they flipped it.
So it's a nuff-ee.
It's no joke there, really.
Who's this guy, Nuffy?
What's he doing?
All right.
That's another thing we can cut.
We are going to go to a break and come back.
And these four are going to compete in some games.
And somebody's going to go home with some prizes.
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Back to the show.
We're back!
Woo!
Welcome back listeners, streamers.
I hope you enjoyed seeing that.
You usually miss out on that part if you just listen to the show.
We picked the people that are going to be played for today.
Eric is playing for his close friend who came here with him,
Micah Floyd.
Jerry is playing for an absolute stranger dressed like Waldo.
So we're calling him Where's Carlos.
And Kelly picked Jen because Jen has a hat.
And yeah, that's how little it takes sometimes.
That's how luck works.
You don't have to put in effort necessarily.
You just get it.
And then Padgett is playing for Tyler and Jefferson,
AKA the Founding Fathers.
There's a restaurant in DC called founding farmers if you ever
that's all I'm saying it's so good. I can't tell if that was a recommendation or a warning.
If you ever. My uncle got botulism and died. If you ever. Yeah.
Do you want us to go?
Yeah, I think you should go.
Yes.
Yes.
It would be, I would have just said no.
If I would have said founding fathers, don't sign anything.
Or something like that.
Some stupid attempt at saying it's bad, but it is good.
Our first game we're gonna play today is something that has been called more than one name over the years. It's kind of
when you hear it you gotta kind of think of like Ruth's Chris steakhouse because this game is called... And if you ever are near a Ruth's Chris. I love a Ruth's Chris. I love saying it, I love talking about it, I love eating there, I love the 500 degree plate that they always point out to you it's 500 degrees. Is there one in LA? I touch it and go more like 480 bitch. What? Is there one in LA? Do you go to one here?
No.
There's one on Beverly Drive in Beverly Hills.
Oh, yeah.
I haven't been to that one.
It's more of like when I'm on the road
and it's like across the street from the hotel,
I get excited because I do like them a lot.
And there's a good one in Anaheim
that I'll often visit if I'm down at the Disney parks.
You know what I mean?
Because they let you leave to go eat.
You don't have to eat in the park.
That's a pro tip right there.
Yeah.
In-N-Out privileges that I don't use to go to In-N-Out.
I go to Roos.
This game is called Alex's Jason and Deb's IMDB Game!
All right, you all know IMDB,
you've probably all looked at it for one reason or another.
Well, they've got a thing at the top of every person
on IMDB, every person listed has a best known for, F-O-R, but they list
four of them, so I think it should be called best known, F-O-U-R, best known for.
But no, that's not how they do it, and that's their business.
They're IMDB, but I am also IMDB. So, you know, we don't, we don't,
we don't, despite having the same name,
we don't see I in everything.
So, so I go onto the old IMDB and I type in,
this is so funny that I almost jumped to a game
that's happening later on in the show.
I almost started describing the wrong game.
Every actor has a best known four.
So I'm going to start naming the four movies in one person's, on one person's page.
As I'm naming them, it should come to light like who you think it is.
So you guess by just buzzing in with your own name,
shout your name, and then when I turn and say,
repeat it back to you, then you answer.
But after the first title, there's probably several people
in the movie that it could be.
You really kind of have to hear that second or third title
unless you're having like a hunch or something.
But if you guess wrong, if you buzz in and guess wrong,
it's negative one point.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, OK, there's penalties.
But there's a reason you want to be first,
because if you get it right, especially
if it's on the first one, you can get a bonus
point for each additional movie in their top four
that you can name.
It's complex.
You'll get that many guesses and a chance
for that many points.
After four rounds, we'll tally it up.
I'll mess up the math and we'll just move on
and do something else.
Fun.
I'm expecting to have negative four points.
Well that just sounds like you're just gonna go Jerry!
Yeah.
You know, and then just guess some random name.
If you really apply yourself.
OK.
If you play with a little sense of strategy.
Sound like my parents.
If you'd apply yourself, maybe you'd win the IMDb.
Turn your hat around, Ben.
Put on your rally cap.
OK.
Oh.
Everybody's going rally caps.
I don't like it.
The magic looks cool.
Oh.
You can't see the June Squibb part if I go rally cap.
All right.
Carlos, I'm sorry.
It's going to be OK, Carlos.
Anybody can win.
Don't you worry about it.
All right.
First round.
Like I said,
buzz in with your own name.
A lot of people just accidentally blurt out the name
they're gonna guess.
Because we also have people that might buzz in close to one another,
so I have to assess which one got in first.
But here is the best known four of someone.
Starts with the Avengers.
Oh, yeah, you're right with that.
Ooh, that doesn't narrow it down much.
You'd have to have a real strong feeling to go after that.
But then the second title is Captain America,
the first Avenger.
Jerry?
Who is it, Jerry?
Chris Evans. There is more than one person in
both of those movies. I do know that. But Chris Evans is the correct answer. Carlos I did this for you. I applied myself for you Carlos. You took a
chance dude and it paid off. Alright. You could have said that lady's name or that
other guy. Yes there's so many people. Yeah there was some cross-border. You could have said that lady's name or that other guy. Yes, there were so many people.
Yeah.
Yeah, there was some cross-talk.
You know what?
I didn't think you would do that to us.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh, what you know about what I'll do.
If you ever.
Yeah.
OK, so you get to guess two more out of all the great Chris
Evans movies.
You get to guess two more that you think
made it into his top four.
I know this isn't probably what he's best known for.
But I think it will be up there.
Well, then definitely guess it.
You don't want the ones that he's best known for.
Wait, what?
I'm just messing with you, because you should probably
try to guess the ones he's best known for.
I think.
When you lead off with, this probably isn't right,
then don't say that one.
OK.
Don't say the one that's wrong.
I see what you're saying.
There's a logic there.
I think I'm going to say Scott Pilgrim versus the world.
Love it.
Is that in there?
I'll tell you in a minute.
Oh, you're going to.
So what do I pick?
Two more? Yeah, then I'm going to wait 57 seconds. OK there? I'll tell you in a minute. Oh, you're going to, so what do I pick two more?
Yeah, then I'm going to wait 57 seconds.
Then I'll tell you.
OK, great.
We have a song we're playing.
All right, I'm going to say Scott Pilgrim, and I'm
going to say The Gray Man.
It's the opposite of Jeopardy.
We get the answer, and then we play a 60-second song,
and everybody just sits and thinks about,
is that the right answer?
We find out in a minute.
Now what was your answer?
The Grey Man.
The Grey Man?
Yeah.
Oh, that was like a straight to prime or Netflix system?
Yeah.
I figured it'd be there because it was recent.
Right, right.
Yeah, and it was a big ass movie.
And it was a big, it's him and.
I feel like you should have done another Avengers thing.
You're right.
All right.
I'm sorry, man.
Kelly's a real trivia whisperer over there.
She'll tell you what you should have done after you've blown it.
I should have done Endgame is what I should have done.
Because I want to win.
But Endgame did not make the cut either.
I'll just tell you what did.
Either one of those guesses are right,
even though I respect both of them.
The correct answers are Captain America Civil War.
Of course.
And Captain America, the Winter Soldier.
OK.
He went full blown cap in his top four.
I should, you know, now I feel dumb.
Why?
Because I didn't apply myself, Doug.
Well, you may not have applied yourself,
but you're beating all these other losers.
You're in first place with one point, Jerry.
Yes.
Yes.
OK, here's round two.
Buzz in with your own name when you think you know it.
When you have a feeling.
The first title, and this person's best known for,
is Black Panther.
Mm.
Mm, indeed.
The second title is Creed.
Kelly. Kelly says it's. Michael B. Jordan. That is Creed. Kelly.
Kelly says it's.
Michael B. Jordan.
That is correct.
It's Michael B. Jordan.
Possibly the only actor that was in both of those movies.
Kelly's on the board with one point, but now you can get two more points for naming two
more.
Sinners.
Two more Michael B. Jordan movies.
He's in that, right?
He's in Sinners.
I mean, he's hard to miss.
Twice.
Twice, two of the people.
Do you think he'll stand there with two awards if he wins the
SAG Award for Best Ensemble?
He better.
He better happen.
I mean, he should win that anyway.
I know there's about 100 movies that still have to come out
that also might have good cast, but that was a good cast.
I guess maybe Fruitvale Station, do you think?
I don't know.
Do I think?
Are you asking?
I don't know.
Are you asking or telling?
I think you should have taken your own advice
and done Creed II.
Oh, I forgot about the other Creeds.
Pick two.
Which two do you want to do?
I mean, is it cheating now
if I listen to him? No no I mean we heard you say them. Okay. You just have to pick two. I'm
gonna say Sinners and Creed two. All right you didn't get any points at all.
Fruitvale station was in there. Oh! That was a trick! I'm playing 40 chess here, people. I got her. Oh.
You got nailed.
And then the fourth one for him was that ill-fated Fantastic
Four.
Weird.
Oh, because the Fantastic Four is out now.
That's probably why it's, you know, people are watching it.
That could be why people, they forgot to type
the before fantastic
and got a completely different movie.
All right, so it's still pretty tight.
Jerry and Kelly have one point each, and Eric and Padgett,
it's always great to have them here.
Do Karl Malden.
I'll get that.
What was his catchphrase?
I was going to do an impression of Karl Maldon,
but I forgot his phrase.
Don't leave home without it.
Don't leave home without it.
He had a nose that, like when Johnny Carson would do him,
he'd exaggerate this gigantic round nose on his face.
OK, round three.
Sometimes, I didn't look at yours, Padgett,
but I bet you got TV in your top four,
which is, you know, no big deal these days.
Like, all the great actors are doing TV now.
So you might name someone who they're known for a TV
and a movie.
Well, I'm just saying that this first thing is not a movie
on this person's top four.
The first thing is the TV show, The Last of Us.
Kelly.
Eric.
Kelly's already buzzing in.
Pedro Pascal.
That is correct, it is Pedro Pascal.
How did you do that, you little sneak?
You figured it out.
You figured out what's something that's going on here.
And uh.
I heard Pedro Pascal was in Fruitvale Station.
Did you guys hear that?
What?
I don't believe you.
Did you hear that, Kelly?
Did you hear what I just had?
I don't believe you this time.
What do they call the chairs that move in the theaters now?
What's that called?
Recliners?
No, they shake during the movie.
It's like 4DX.
4DX?
Yeah.
That's what she's playing.
She's playing a 4DX chess while you're over there playing. Oh, God! You're over there Like 4DX? 4DX? Yeah. That's what she's playing. She's playing a 4DX chess.
While you're over there playing 4D chess,
she's playing 4DX chess.
Yep.
All right.
Kelly, you got a real good shot here at some bonus points.
Fantastic four.
Just name three more.
It's gotta be that one.
I don't know.iator to the what is the
Nicolas Cage one massive weight unbearable talent incredible the massive
weight of incredible talent yeah Yeah, is that?
The incredible weight of massive talent.
I feel like I'm missing a big one.
It's the incredible, oh no, it's the something else weight of mass, exhausting.
The incredible, the massive weight.
Incredible talent of massive, mouth?
The massive weight of incredible talent.
Something like that.
Unbearable.
Unbearable weight.
The weight of incredible. Itbearable weight. Weight of.
Incredible.
It just rips off your tongue.
It's unbearable and it's massive.
Big, massive, unbearable weight of massive talent.
Yes.
I'm good at charades.
That was fun.
I let that happen because it's not in here anyway.
I think.
What?
That was just fun to watch that play out. They went TV crazy with him, because you
may have heard of programs called The Mandalorian
and Game of Thrones.
Oh.
GOT.
I forgot about the TV show.
Yeah.
And then, I don't know how this got in his top four,
The Kingsman, The Golden Circle. I didn't know how this got in his top four, the Kingsman, the Golden Circle.
I didn't even know he was in that.
He's like a cowboy, he's got like a cowboy hat
and a lasso and he's.
People like that sound clip from it.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's why.
They make like hot edits of him.
I don't know, I just, allegedly.
I don't know.
Well, Kelly is in the lead, she's got two points.
And this is our, this is a chance.
I just wrote down, I gave the point to Jerry,
cause you know me, I'm still pushing for the patriarchy.
No.
All right, I fixed it.
All right, Kelly's got two, Jerry's got one,
and you know, we'll see you around, Eric and Padgett.
We won't be awkward the next time we run into you.
But this could do it if Jerry, you could tie this up.
But it's still anybody's game.
Don't get that twisted.
The first movie in this person's note for is Fantastic Four.
Oh, man.
Which one?
The one with Michael B. Jordan.
OK.
From, what was it, 03?
Jerry.
03 or something like that.
Jerry.
You're going for it?
I'm going for it.
All right, Jerry.
This is a good time to go for it.
I'm saying Miles Teller.
OK.
Let me give you a new time to go for it. I'm saying Miles Teller. OK.
Let me give you a new piece of information.
OK.
This is not the one with Michael B. Jordan.
Oh, no.
It's confusing because that one and the one with Pedro
is The Fantastic Four.
And the other two Fantastic Four's are just Fantastic
Four.
Yes.
So that's where I got confused.
So now let me.
Okay, so it's not that one.
No, it's the Miles Teller.
It is the Miles Teller one.
It's not the Miles Teller one.
It's not the Miles Teller one.
The other one.
I'm trying to say as many names as possible.
Right, just say it's not the Miles Pella one and I will rescind.
And now we know which one you're talking about.
Take it back, yeah.
And you don't wanna even buzz in anymore.
No, no, no.
Okay, so it's fantastic from like 2000.
Actually Jerry, I'm gonna say Jerry.
Do it.
Wow, look at him go.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna say Jessica Alba.
It is Jessica Alba.
You fucking did it. I'm gonna say Jessica Alba. It is Jessica Alba. You fucking did it.
What?
Ha ha ha ha.
I got you. I got you.
I know how you work, dude.
But now try and name three other movies she's in.
I can't.
I can't do that.
Okay, so, uh, but
You've reached the limit.
So that ties it up. That ties it up. So just try to name anything she's in.
Sin City.
She's in that.
Oh, what else is she in?
I can't think of anything.
And my other two guesses are going to be Fruitvale Station.
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Dude, I can't pick a pick. The number two on the list, and it makes it a win for Jerry,
is Sin City.
Two!
Jerry wins the game.
But then the next two are Fantastic Four,
Colin, the something something Silver Surfer,
the Rise of the Silver Surfer.
Oh, I forgot that they were two. Me too. Yeah the rise of the silver surfer.
I forgot that they were two.
Yeah, rise of the silver surfer.
And then the fourth one is Machete.
Oh, Machete.
She's in the Machete movies.
So, you know, she's got an interesting top four, I'd say.
But congratulations to Jerry.
Thank you.
And then just yell it out as soon as you know anybody
on stage, this was gonna be the tiebreaker.
A movie called The Senior, and then-
Bette Midler!
Fantastic Four, Rise of Silver Surfer,
and then the regular Fantastic Four.
Michael Chickless?
And TV's The Shield.
Yeah, that's right. Oh! Fuck it, he pulled out Michael Chickless? And TV's The Shield. Yeah, that's right.
Oh!
Fuck it, he pulled out The Chickless,
ladies and gentlemen.
Jerry!
Oh, man!
Impressivo.
Nice.
God.
Unstoppable.
Also, wasn't he part of the Rampart division?
Like, he put The Shield guys police this very spot.
Right here. Right spot. Right here.
Right here.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
It was based on that.
So he's eating french fries at Tommy's.
Tommy's.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Okay.
That was the best show, by the way.
I always tell everybody it was Breaking Bad before Breaking Bad happened.
It was like Prestige TV before.
Like edge of your seat, cliffhanger, cliffhanger, keeps you going.
They got Walden Goggins first?
Goggins, yeah, they had Goggins first.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They got the Goggins.
I named my first World of Warcraft character,
Goggins.
A nice run for Glenn Close in there.
She's in there for a while.
Really good show.
All right.
All right.
Great show.
And also, I remember it's one of the few shows
that the final season, the final episodes were tight.
They were exciting.
Yes.
It's a perfect show.
It ended in a way that you were just sort of like,
I wish there was more.
Whereas most shows end in a way where you're like, OK.
We did it.
We wrapped it up enough, I guess.
All right.
One more game before we go to commercial
and then play our final game.
Let's see how we're doing on time.
Not too bad.
When's this supposed to end? Oh, we gotta hurry. Okay. We're doing great on
time. Oh shit, here we go. This game might go quickly. We'll see. It's a game that I
call ABCD's Nuts! That's because it's a spelling game is why it has that stupid name.
I'm going to tell you what we are spelling today.
We're gonna start with the winner of our last game,
which is Jerry, and then we'll go to Kelly,
then to Padgett, and then to Eric on the end over there.
And it'll go around like that.
I'll give you a letter.
You name any movie that begins with that letter,
you stay in the game.
Oh.
It's pretty simple.
Oh, okay.
But.
This is a high pressure game.
But if you match the movie that I wrote down ahead of time,
that is tied into some sort of theme.
So if you match it,
then you just win the whole game automatically before we get through the words.
And the words we're going to spell today in honor of it being Comic-Con weekend and Fantastic Four is out in theaters
and it's killing it, it's making shit tons of money, so we are going to spell Fantastic Four.
So the first letter to Jerry,
it's possible for you to know what the theme is
at this point, so you just have to guess any movie
that begins with the letter F.
Fight Club.
That is a movie that begins with the letter F.
Thank you, thank you.
We move on to Eric.
A movie that begins with A.
Autofocus
Was there at some point you got the idea that the theme was gonna be the most creepy ass movies
Imaginable
imaginable it was the guy from talks who Greg Kinnear and
Willem Dafoe,
but based on the life of the guy who played Hogan in Hogan's
Heroes, because he was like a sex pervert.
You got to re-watch it like it's a comedy.
Who got murdered.
Willem Dafoe in that is top five funniest all time performance.
It's unsettling, though.
Unsettling can be funny, Douglas.
I love it.
Chuck Baris?
There's that one too.
That's the Darn Show one.
Confessions of a game show host.
Okay.
But that's not what I wrote down.
I did not write down autofocus.
I wrote down...
Oh, we didn't even say what I wrote down for F.
Oh. Oh.
Yeah.
This would have helped me.
Yeah.
It would have been, it might have been a clue.
Let's see.
OK.
F is Four Lions.
You know that movie?
I don't know that.
It's very, it's very, very funny movie.
The guy who went on is from the director of,
he went on to create Veep, I think.
Same guy. pretty sure.
Could be wrong.
So did that help you at all, Eric?
Auto-focus.
I wrote down about a boy.
With Nicholas Holt, who is now Lex Luthor.
He was the boy in About a Boy.
All right.
Really?
Yeah, you didn't know that?
No.
He's been a fan, since he was a kid,
he's been a character actor.
Like every time he turns up, he looks different, you know,
cause he's like the crazy bald guy in Mad Max Furiosa.
And he's in Renfield, of course.
Zombie in Warm Bodies.
Yeah, he's really, he's versatile.
A dude that's really into fancy restaurants in the menu.
He can do it all.
Too into them, if you ask me.
All right, N is the next letter.
Pageant.
I don't think it fits your theme,
but No Country for Old Men.
Oh, always a great guess when it's the letter N,
but in this case, I wrote down Notting Hill.
OK, all right.
Notting Hill.
OK.
T is the next letter to Kelly.
I can't use TV shows, right?
No, it's just movies.
I feel like I know the theme, but I don't know what it means.
Hopefully theatrical released, but these days they make movies straight for streaming.
It's confusing.
Well, I'm just going to say one then.
Thor, Ragnarok.
Oh, love that answer.
That's Thor movie.
Yeah.
A, oh, and I wrote down Time Bandits.
So A is the next letter to Jerry.
Okay.
Here we go, Jerry.
I'm gonna go.
Do it.
Just do it.
Adventures of Baron Munchausen?
No.
Damn it.
Cause that's the adventure.
Oh, is it the adventures?
Baron Munchausen.
Oh, shoulda gave it to me, dude.
Son of a. Next time. But also, it wouldn't adventures? Bear and Mitchell. Oh, should have gave it to me, dude. Son of a...
Next time.
But also, it wouldn't have been the answer anyway.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
What was T?
T was time bandits.
Oh, time bandits.
Yeah, sorry.
Yeah.
Yeah, T was time bandits and it wasn't Adventures of...
You're gonna kick yourself for A.
What, am I?
What is it?
A fish called Wanda.
If I could kick myself, I would kick myself.
Carlos, can you kick me?
Stay where you are.
S is the next letter going to Eric.
Smokey the Bandit.
Oh, that's a great answer, always, but not the one I was looking for.
I was looking for another classic that goes by the name Sean of the dead
Padgett have you figured this out? No, I thought I thought I had the letter is T
The adventures of Baron von Munchen. Sorry, dude. I can't think of it. I can't think of
The Thomas Crown Affair.
Oh, I love that answer.
Great movie.
It doesn't help us.
I love using the...
It doesn't help us.
I wrote down The World's End.
Oh.
Do you know what this theme is at all?
I've got nothing.
I was thinking British movies with...
Maybe movies with Monty Python actors in it.
No I thought it was little kids who grew up to be big actors now.
I thought it was Hugh Grant.
Or child actor movies.
Like they started as kids and they're hugely famous now.
Oh that's fun.
I don't know if I'd want to do the research for that.
What does he want to do the research for?
This was easier. What is Doug want to do the research for? This was easier.
What is Doug willing to sacrifice 15 minutes towards?
Kelly, name a great movie that begins with the letter I.
Ice Storm?
The Ice Storm.
Oh, okay, I'll give you another one.
I...
Huh?
It. It. It. It'd be funny if I wrote down it in chapter two. I... Huh?
It.
It.
It.
It'd be funny if I wrote down it in chapter two.
But no, I did not write down it.
I wrote down In Bruges.
Oh.
The great Colin Farrell.
In my opinion, the better Inishman movie.
Jerry? Yeah. In my opinion, the better Inishman movie. Jerry, your letter is C, and there's no way you're getting this in a million years.
Yeah, I can.
Well, I'm going to say my first guess and then my actual guess.
My first guess was going to be croupier,
but my actual guess is catch me if you can.
Aw.
Wait, who had the letter, you had the letter I?
I did.
I said it.
And then a C.
Fantastic.
Oh, okay.
I feel like we went, we fucked up somehow along the way.
I think we're doing great.
You're doing awesome.
No, we're doing it.
I think we're spelling.
There's a buzz, everyone's talking doing it. We're spelling. We're spelling.
There's a buzz.
Everyone's talking about it.
There's a buzz.
Up and down, Wil.
Sure they can't get in.
Everyone's in the lobby.
Everyone's in the lobby.
There's a firetruck outside.
There's a lot going on.
Yeah.
OK.
What's your guess, Jerry, for seeing it?
Catch me if you can.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
That was pretty good.
That's pretty good.
That's a good movie.
The reason I didn't think you would get this one
is it's a movie called Chicken Tikka Masala.
I would not have gotten that.
No, I don't think that would have come out of your mouth.
But those who are familiar with it, they know what's up.
I mean, I would put Chicken Tikka Masala in my mouth
right now. But it did not come out of my mouth.
Do you see?
Given the opportunity.
I get it.
I'm going to go.
All right, for the win, Eric Edelstein,
you have to name a movie that begins with the number four.
Oh.
Can't it be the word four?
Not the word, it has to be the number?
Oh.
Well, four numbers spelled out as a word.
Oh, okay.
Oh.
If it's spelled out.
All numbers also are words.
Like four weddings and a funeral?
My man.
That is the correct answer.
Yes!
I won?
Oh, no!
You won.
My man. I! I won? Oh, no! You won. My man.
Woo!
I've never won!
Yes!
That was epic.
I was counting on everybody figuring out the theme
by that point, and then you did it.
What's the theme?
What is the theme?
They're all, uh,
They're UK movies or something.
They're all British comedies.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, you don't have to overthink it.
Nope.
They're all very funny and British.
Like I think I've seen almost every one of them
and except for Chicken Tikka Masala.
But you know, I've read good things.
Has anybody seen that movie?
You wrote that movie down, but you haven't seen it.
No.
Do you think that Ken Jennings has seen every movie
that they talk about on Pepperdine?
It's called Doug loves movies
I figured you would have to
It's implied this called Ken loves Jeopardy and he doesn't he has plenty of clues about things that he didn't see happen
They talk about ancient history
But
Congratulations to Eric, you know what? Do you know what he just won, Jerry?
What?
He just gets to go first in our next game.
Is it an advantage, Jerry?
Is it an advantage to go first?
Probably not.
Probably not.
Yeah, so.
Yeah, sorry Mike.
So joke's on you, man.
You're looking good.
You're looking good.
Congratulations.
And then we're gonna switch the order around,
so it's gonna come right back at you.
It's gonna go Eric and then Jerry. Yeah, we're gonna do that.
After these messages, we'll be right back.
We're back!
Please buy all that stuff that we talked about
during the break if you can or if you need it.
If you're thinking about, I think,
if you're gonna start a business, I if you need it. If you're thinking about, I think, if you're gonna start a business,
I think you need Shopify.
I'm such a good spokesperson.
All right, we got one game left to play.
As I said before the break, Eric, winning that last game
means you get to go first in this game.
And it's something that I call
the little search engine that could.
Oh.
Boop, boop.
I have this train whistle thing,
this wooden train whistle.
I keep meaning to bring it
and blow it at that part of the show,
but then I forget it.
Which is probably for the best,
because then I'd forget it here,
you know what I mean?
At least now it's at home where I know it is
and I can rely on it when I need a home train whistle.
Do you use it at home?
I never use it, but you know what I mean?
Like if you're sitting at home, you're like,
oh, I wish I had a train whistle.
I know it's there.
Instead, I just forget it here if I brought it.
Because it doesn't fit in a pocket.
It doesn't fit comfortably in a pocket.
And then I start carrying a purse, forget about it.
Because I will forget about the purse.
We are back.
And this game we're going to play right now is,
it goes like this.
This is the one I almost tried to set up earlier in the show
because it's also IMDB involved
because in little search engine that could,
I typed a word into the search engine on IMDB today.
Then I wrote down the top 10 titles
that according to the IMDB algorithm
deserve to be in that very
specific order based on you know people searching for things like you were
figuring out earlier in that other game people are searching Fantastic Four a lot
so that's why even the old Fantastic Four would come up so you will take turns
each of you guessing there's three rounds and you each get a guess each round
of a movie title you think will be in the top 10.
The higher up it is on the list, the more points you get.
If it's number one, you get 10 points.
If it's number 10, you get one point.
All those points in between, plus if it's 11 or higher,
didn't make the cut, then you get no points for that round.
But on any of your three guesses, you can use a lifeline,
which is the person who you chose to play on behalf of
in the audience.
So Eric can go to, who are you going to?
Micah, who knows this stuff better than me.
That's right, and Jerry can go to?
Carlos.
Are you confident?
Nice. Carlos, and Kelly can go to... Carlos. Are you confident? Nice.
Carlos and Kelly can go to...
Jen.
That's okay.
Oh, she's about to pre-apologize.
Turn in your hat.
Good to know.
Maybe go to her first, maybe do it right out of the gate,
you know, when it's maybe a little easier
to come up with something, I don't know.
And Padgett is gonna go to the farmers.
I get to Jefferson and Tyler.
The fathers. Ooh. The founding is going to go to the farmers. I get Jefferson and Tyler. The fathers.
The founding fathers.
Little JT over there.
TJ.
TJ.
Let's just call them Tijuana.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Um, all right.
Cool.
All I got to do now is tell you the word,
and then just start thinking of titles.
But don't blurt any of them out in the audience
or on stage or at home.
We might hear you through telepathy.
Yes.
Hi, Jerry.
Hi, Jerry.
Question, so you're gonna say a word.
I don't wanna talk about the obscene files.
Just release them, Doug.
We know you have them.
No, next question.
What's your next question?
OK, my follow-up question is, we think of three titles.
You say a word that you search and we think.
Right, you don't have to say them all at once.
You guess one at a time.
You know, like how in Family Feud, they go down the line
and people make their next guess.
But three titles that we think are in the top 10
of this word to search.
You'll get a guess three times before the game is over.
But one guess at a time.
So you want to go with your most likely to have been
researched the most first.
Yeah, watch out.
Watch out.
Watch what Eric does.
What if he says one of my guesses?
Then you got to think of that.
Then you're fucked.
You got it.
You better have your number two.
He got there ahead of you, and that's how the game works.
Have your number two ready to go.
That's America, pal. It's a fucking miracle if he gets there ahead of you, and that's how the game works. Have your number two ready to go. That's America, pal.
It's a fucking miracle if he gets there ahead of you.
So hostile up here.
That's why he gets to go first.
OK.
Because he does get first crack at it.
But he's got to go with all the movies ever made that
have this word in the title.
I see.
So it's not the easiest thing.
Plus, what's up with this crazy ass algorithm?
And I have one lifeline.
So I probably don't want to burn it
early, if I might know.
I'd advise people to burn it right away, because the later
it gets in the game, the more good titles have been taken.
Your lifeline might be like, I'm out, boss.
And then what do you got?
Then you have to just rely on yourself.
We have to play the Rocky theme, and we have to eat some eggs,
and then you're just going to have to take a guess.
It's a typical Saturday for me, Doug.
Here's the other crazy thing about this game.
You could just guess an expression or something
that has that word in it, because maybe it was made
into a movie at some point.
You never know.
Eric, the word, in honor of our friend Jerry
and his starring role on the program iCarly, the word is i.
Spelled E-Y-E.
Oh!
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What if you starve him and the oats are at the finish line? I wouldn't know anything about that.
That's cruel.
I don't like it.
What would you say again?
Eyes wide shut.
Let's see if I can find it on here.
Uh-oh.
Number six on the list.
One person clap for you.
We're partners.
That person's name is Micah.
All right, so that means that you get out of the gate,
Eric's got five points.
Now we go to Jerry.
See how that worked?
He just guessed one movie.
Yeah, I'm going to save my lifeline.
Right in the middle of the list.
I'm going to say GoldenEye.
Damn it.
I was going to say it.
Damn it.
Yeah, because I got nothing after that.
Well, you know, I didn't.
So now I know how they feel.
I have one.
I'm not trying to be dramatic. I'm looking at my phone just because I'm realizing after that. Well, you know, I didn't. So now I know how they feel. I have one. I'm not trying to be dramatic.
I'm looking at my phone just because I'm realizing it's 420.
Hell, yeah.
Yeah, so to all my friends out there that celebrate 420,
I know it's a good time.
The lights just turned green.
Puff, puff, pass.
Don't you?
Where is it, man?
Show these kids Santa's real.
People are watching at home.
Secretly vape in front.
I should have planned ahead and had a little break
and ran off, you know, but I don't believe the rules are
that you can just start puffing on stage in here.
You know, this whole place could go up in flames.
They probably have very strict fire laws.
You know what I mean?
But that's the weird thing about theater.
Like, for some reason, theater is like places
where no smoking is allowed.
Characters in a play can smoke.
That's weird.
That's why a lot of people get into acting.
Just to smoke?
Just to smoke on the spot?
Because then when they go to a boring play,
they can smoke during it.
Because they're in it.
You can't, they're not real cigarettes though.
You have to smoke.
I know, like clovey kind of things. They're gross. Yeah. real cigarettes, though. You have to smoke them. I know, like, clovey kind of things.
They're gross.
All right, yeah.
But they still kind of smell like, it's weird.
Because they do have to warn you when you go into the theater,
it's going to be smoking.
What was your guess, Jerry?
Golden Eye.
Oh, no, that's not on here.
What?
Wow, I thought it was.
Yeah, they got so disappointed because they
were going to guess that.
Yeah, they were. No, that was fun. I like that long build up to like, no, I thought it was. Wow. Yeah, they got so disappointed because they were going to guess that. Yeah, we were.
No, that was fun.
I like that long build up to like, no, sorry, it's not even.
Not even.
But you'll still have two more guesses.
Carlos.
No, no, no, not now.
Not yet, Carlos.
I'm just saying, get one on deck.
Yeah.
Hold your horses, Carlos.
Carlos.
For now, just get lost in the crowd.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you have one?
Yeah, I got one.
Too much for everyone to have Carlos's dressed.
Yeah, OK.
All right.
We're going to go to Kelly.
What do you got?
The Hills Have Eyes.
That's a great one.
Oh, my god.
Damn it, that's good.
That's a huge one that's not on here.
Oh!
Really good! That's insane. That's crazy. I can's not on here. Oh! Really good!
That's insane.
That's crazy.
I can't believe there are 10 movies.
I can't even think of...
I...
Let me go through.
Let me just really quick look at this.
Let me see.
One, two, three, four...
Because there's two Hills of Ice movies.
How is that not up there?
I know.
I got to do it. I'm in the Hills of Ice too. I've seen it. It's the Hills Have Eyes movies. How is that not up there? There's such a good reason on there.
I'm in the Hills Have Eyes, too.
It's the first time I died.
Oh, yeah.
I was working as a bouncer four weeks before.
Congratulations.
That's your first choice to name them.
Two, yeah.
I've seen seven of these movies.
Really?
I have.
I'm not saying everybody has, but I've
seen seven of these movies.
So they're known movies that have I in them, Padgett.
The Eyes of Laura Mars.
That is another fantastic guess.
I don't know why people be looking it up right now,
but it is an interesting movie.
It's not on the list.
Wait, but did you just say all of the titles have
eyes in it, not eye. No that's what I was being clear about in the beginning is
that the word is eye, EYE, and that also eyes is also in play. Okay thank you.
Okay thank you. But now because everybody went so crazy on the eyes,
I want to stop that from happening.
Because strangely, Eyes Wide Shut is the only eyes that made the top 10.
Okay, so refocus, refocus.
Thank you.
Everyone has a straight-up eye, just a singular eye.
And now let's go into our second round. You've already got five points
Eric, you're in a good spot. Let's hear another one. Micah, what you got? He's going to Micah.
Oh, I Tonya he says. Oh you could say like the letter I. But that's the letter I isn't it?
Yeah that's, yeah let's just stick with EYE. Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
But that was a fun.
It was a good throw up, right?
It was creative.
It was.
It was.
Are they all movies, or could they be a song from a movie?
Are you thinking?
Sometimes it's an object from a movie.
Sometimes it's something you can get at the concession stand.
No, it's just movies.
Yeah, that's all I. All right. Beep, beep, beep, beep. Same.
Yeah, that's all I got is Eye of the Tiger.
I know.
Maybe there is a movie called that.
It's not on that list.
I see you.
That's a terrific guess.
Let me take a quick look. No. Isn't there one
that's like spelled EYE? I bet. Yeah. I yeah. But it's not there. That's probably something that's probably happened. Yeah.
We're gonna put you down for zero for this one. That's fair. Jerry. Carlos you
got a oh you got one? He's going to Carlos. He Carlos. My lifeline is useless right now.
He's shaking his head.
He's shaking his head?
No.
I'm going to just guess that there's
a movie called Eye of the Storm.
That's a fantastic way to play.
Didn't work out this particular time.
In this moment, it didn't work.
But I love that.
That's really smart.
This is some of the
smartest losing play that I've ever experienced. I know a movie but I don't
know if it's big enough to be on there but it's a Jessica Alba movie. Oh. Then
it's the the I. It's just the I? Yeah. See sometimes even without knowing that
there's a Jessica Alba movie called The Eye, you could
just say, well, what about The Eye?
It's a distinct possibility, but with that extra piece of information, you are correct.
Oh, cool.
Number seven on the list.
Woohoo.
So that gives you four points.
Jen.
Right behind Eric. Woo. So that gives you four points.
Right behind Eric is still in the lead, so keep your hat on, Jen.
What about the points from the other time?
Do we add them up?
No.
Oh, shit.
I put those in a shredder.
Okay.
Nobody knows that they exist.
Or they're on my desk, could be either one.
Okay.
Patch it
You wanna go to your lifeline I
Should I should I should have a good one. I don't have nothing Jefferson Tyler. What do we have? Don't look at your devices either
Huh? Oh, they wouldn't we would have seen them light up, too
Anything oh Oh, they wouldn't. We would have seen them light up, too. Anything?
Ooh.
You like Cat's Eye?
I like Cat's Meow better, but Cat's Eye.
That's your final guess is Cat's Eye?
Cat's Eye.
It's on the list.
Number 10.
Ooh, so we get one.
No.
You get one point.
One point.
We did it.
Beep, beep, beep.
On the both.
Oh, good job. I'm so glad you're relieved to have one point.
But that means you're still in it though, because there's still plenty of points left
to be made.
So let's go back to Eric.
I'm going to say killer I.
That's like something you just made up?
No, it was a Fellini film.
Did a few festivals.
It was in another language.
You might not have seen it.
I appreciate your fighting spirit.
And you still have the lead, so you
might be able to just sit back and win this thing anyway.
But Killer Eye, I don't believe believe it certainly didn't make the list but I
also feel like it doesn't exist but maybe yeah Jerry thinking hard oh still
no yeah they already tried that okay we already tried though whole tiger maneuver. There's also another, I'm going to say, hopefully, black eye?
What'd you say?
Black eye.
What did you call me?
Not guy.
Not guy.
Eye.
I don't know.
Definitely eye.
Not guy.
It's so funny in Throw Mama from the Train
when Mama says to Billy Crystal, she's like,
get away from me, you black bastard.
To her own white son.
Owen!
It doesn't make any sense.
You can do the voice.
Owen!
Owen, Owen.
Owen!
Owen!
Love my feet, Owen.
All right, Great actress.
Anne Ramsey.
Yeah, Goonies.
Goonies, Deadly Friend, and Throw Mama From the Train,
one of the greatest three performances.
It's like James Dean and his three movies.
It's that good.
It's that good of a resume.
Because she acted her whole life,
but then really caught on when she was a crazy old lady.
God bless her.
Where are we at?
You're looking for black eye?
No, we're looking for Jerry's black eye.
Not even the black eye.
I blacked out on that one because
there is no black eye.
Black eye.
There's nothing called black eye or black eye on the list.
I'm shocked.
But Eric, you know, you're still sitting pretty
because you're still in the lead.
Jen, do you have any ideas?
Wait, hang on, is it Jerry's turn?
No.
I did Black Eye!
Yeah.
He's got nothing.
Wait, so this turn is it Paget's turn?
No.
Me?
What'd you say?
I didn't say anything yet.
What did Paget say?
I'm after her.
All right, go.
Jen, do you have it?
I have an eye for an eye.
That's what I was thinking, too.
I was thinking that. OK, let's do that.
Nice.
Okay, repeat it back to me.
An eye for an eye.
Try one more time, my hearing's not good.
An eye for an eye.
No, sorry.
Eye for an eye?
Is it just eye for an eye?
Yeah, but it's too late.
Oh!
Ah! Ah! ha ha ha!
Take it, Paget.
Sorry, sorry.
OK.
Oh, man.
That was, that's rough.
Dirty!
But it's OK.
Paget?
Do it, take it.
Is it dirty?
Is it dirty if I take it?
No, just take it.
We got to know where it is.
Should I try something else instead?
I mean, he's already in the lead.
I can't, I only have one point. Yeah, follow your heart. I just need to know, I want to know, it is. Should I try something else instead? I mean, he's already in the lead.
I only have one point.
Yeah, follow your heart.
No, I just need to know.
I want to know, is there a movie called FBI?
Oh, that'd be weird.
Like a comedy?
Let's talk about it.
That should definitely be your guess.
You could ask me that backstage.
Do a real guess.
OK, OK, what, Eye for an Eye?
What?
I feel like.
It is not only on the list.
There are two different movies.
It's tied for two on the list
with two different movies called Eye for an Eye
with no and at the beginning.
There's another movie called Anne Eye for an Eye
that was older, but these ones, number two on the list.
Well actually, if we just count the one movie,
it was with Sally Field in 1996.
And the other ones are more like came out this year
and I don't know, might be like foreign
or straight to video or whatever they call it now.
Straight to VOD. But there for Ni is not on it though.
But there's no Ni for Ni.
But there is Ni for Ni.
That was worth nine points for Pageant.
So Pageant Brewster is the winner everybody.
Yeah!
How?
You did.
When you said Ni for Ni and that doesn't exist.
I guess not on the top 10.
Oh.
So you're going to do your plugs first,
and then I'll tell you the other iMovies that we did not get.
Oh, great.
And they won.
Jefferson and Tell the Founding Fathers won.
The Founding Fathers get the prize bag.
It's true.
Oh, great.
All right, please.
Who's one of you want to run up here and grab it?
Gentlemen?
Nope, they don't want it.
What?
Yeah, here he comes, here he comes.
Oh, he's gonna be on camera.
That's Jefferson.
I hope he's wearing his best shorts.
That's Jefferson, watch those stairs.
His best shorts.
Woo!
There you go.
Congratulations, dude.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Can I have the paper, too?
No.
Oh.
He wants all evidence of this show's creation.
My plug, my plug?
Yeah.
I don't look much, but I'm at Paget Paget on X.
OK.
But you don't look at it much.
I don't look at it much.
At Paget Paget Graham on Instagram.
But please watch Criminal Minds Evolution
on Paramount Plus.
Please.
Keeping people employed.
Yes.
All right, here's the eyes that were missed.
Cat's Eye was number 10.
Nine is a movie from 1966 called Eye of the Devil.
Yeah, that's some eye right there.
Then from 1981 Eye of the Needle that was directed by Richard Marquand who did
the third, he did Return of the Jedi. Eye of the Needle starred Donald Sutherland.
It's a pretty cool movie. Number seven was The Eye with Jessica Alba. Number six was eyes wide shut.
Number five, Eye in the Sky with Helen Mirren.
What was that?
Never heard of it.
Yeah, she was some sort of like kind of a spy thing.
And she was like.
Spy.
I wanna see this.
Like young Helen Mirren or the queen?
No, now Helen Mirren.
No, now Helen Mirren.
Just ancient piece of shit Helen Mirren.
Oh, hey.
She's brutal. No. She's beautiful. in America. Oh, hey. That's brutal.
No.
She's beautiful.
Like a fine wine she is.
She's gorgeous.
That's why I was saying that, because everybody thinks she's.
She's the best.
She looks great.
Yeah.
That's just being silly.
You know, because once you have Dame in front of your name, you should be like walking around
with a cane or something, but she's still out there.
She's smoking. She's in movies she's funny she's nice she's great
number four eagle eye oh you got look boothed number three this one I don't
know what the hell's going on here. From 2022, allegedly starring Christian Bale,
the pale blue eye.
Oh.
That's about, what's his face?
Edgar Allan Poe.
Oh, OK.
Yeah.
What?
Look at you.
I don't know.
I've never seen him.
So Bale had the little cute pointy Edgar Allan Poe
facial hair.
I didn't see it, but I heard it when it came out.
You were right.
I'm a bail head.
Number two is the aforementioned eye for an eye.
And number one, I'm kind of shocked nobody got this,
because it is also a common expression, red eye.
Oh, man.
Red eye with Killian Murphy.
Yeah, the vampire on the plane.
He's great in that movie.
Yes, vampire on a plane is what the working title was.
That's right.
Well, the working title was Killer Eye.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
I can't believe no one's made an Eye of the Tiger movie.
No one's ever made a movie.
No, any of the sequels could have been called that.
Yeah.
At any point, they could have been like,
this one's called Eye of the Tiger, baby.
All right, Kelly McInerney, what would you like to promote?
Follow me on the socials at Kelly McInerney,
and then I have a show called Comedy Bingo at the Improv Lab.
Next one's August 19th.
So come.
What's bingo about it?
They just play bingo based on your jokes.
So they get a bingo board like dad jokes,
and they've got to mark it down. I love it. It I love it. That's great. That's fun. All right. Jerry Trainor what do you want to promote?
Nothing. I'm just at Jerry Trainor on Instagram. Yeah go look up Jerry Trainor.
Bother his ass. Eric Edelstein. Bless your friend. Bless you. What do you want to promote?
At Eric J Edelstein and I we have an exciting and vibrant new podcast called We're Here
to Chat on the We're Here to Help Podcast Network.
So it's Jake Johnson and Gareth Reynolds have done the show and now they added Steve Bergen
and I on Wednesdays and we just talk and we're four good buddies.
I love it.
And then September 23rd on FX from the mind of Sterling Harjo and Micah Floyd is on the crew,
but it's a new show on FX called The Lowdown.
It's going to be very, very cool.
Everybody watch.
Who's the lead in The Lowdown?
Ethan Hawke.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
And no spoilers, but some shit goes down.
I feel like we've been in a long haucasance
because he's like
been everything he's in he just kills it he's so good in small roles and big
roles and he's really become quite a quite a good actor I mean he was always
good but you know like in reality bites he you know play kind of a shitty guy
so I was kind of like, ugh, Ethan Hawke. But no more. No, he's awesome.
I fucking love him.
I am going to be back here doing the Benson movie
interruption on Tuesday, August 5th at 730.
That's it, Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles.
Go to dynastytypewriter.com.
It's always so fun.
We have this screen here, and we bring it down.
People bring in movies, and then we pick one,
and we watch it and roast it.
And it's super fun.
And I had asked Padgett to join us,
but it's past her bedtime.
He's not wrong.
He's not wrong.
She doesn't stay open that late.
She doesn't stay up.
She's not up that late.
I know.
I'm not open that late.
I'm not open to any plans that late.
But let's have a thank you again to Dynasty Typewriter
and all the crew that helped put the live stream together.
And one more time for all of my guests, Eric Edelstein,
Jerry Trainor, Kelly McInerney, and Padgett Brewster.
Yeah!
And I say the last line of a motion picture at the end.
I say as always.
And then the last line of a movie, the real last line.
And so in honor of what happened earlier today, I chose,
this is the last line from A Fish Called Wanda.
Get ready with that closing theme.
The last line is one word, shouted.
An exclamation point.
And I'm about to say it.
Just say it any second now.
Here we go.
Now this is gonna seem like I'm saying this to you now
in the sound booth, but I have no problem with that
because it was confusing.
As always, asshole!
Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie.
Eyes of gold is viewing prowess makes it cocky.
There's no room in his heart for you
because Doug loves movies!