Doug Loves Movies - Paul F. Tompkins, Nick Thune, and Samm "The Ma'am" Levine Guest

Episode Date: May 28, 2013

Doug welcomes Paul F. Tompkins and returning Leonard Maltin Game winners Nick Thune and Samm "The Ma'am" Levine aka Li'l Wolverine to the show.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, skinny babies, sticky seats with 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies! Hey everybody, my name is, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies, coming to you from the UCB Theater in Los Angeles on Tuesday, May 28th, 2 Oceans 13. Thank you to everyone who came out to my shows in Nashville and all the nice folks who work at Zany's Comedy Club.

I will try to come back later this year. In attendance there in Hashville was a dude who was in Ernest Scared Stupid when he was a kid. So follow at Joey, J-O-E-Y, Koval, K-O-V-A-L on Twitter if you want to follow someone who was a kid in Ernest Scared Stupid. Toronto, Ontario, Canada.

My 8 o'clock and 10 o'clock shows this Saturday at Comedy Bar are sold out, but there's a few tickets remaining for the 420 show, so snap them up.

Buffalo, New York, Helium, also at 420 on Sunday. Tickets available there. And I'm very excited to be doing events and movie interruption and an episode of Dining with Doug and Karen

at the Limestone Comedy Festival in Bloomington. My mom calls it Bloomies. Indiana. June 8th through the 11th. Let's look in the prize bag, you guys. I'm so excited about this prize bag I want to get right to it.

What are these Girl Scout cookies called? Trefoils? Trefoils? Treefoils? Really? Okay. Whatever they are, there's a whole box of them for somebody to enjoy. A gentleman whose name

I don't know in Nashville gave me this family of tigers desk clock that I assume the mama tiger has a little cub in its mouth

and I should have said it at 420 it says 407 but I guess if you put a battery in the back, it'll work. So that's neat that somebody gave that up. It might have been the same guy. Somebody gave me a 2008 Disc Golf World Championships key floaty thing. Like you put your keys on it, and then your keys will float.

I can't think of too many situations where i would want to be able to do that but uh if you have one and you win the prizes tonight god bless you um okay we'll talk about that in a second and uh something else we can talk about oh we can talk about this right now. Nobody from this motion picture is here tonight, but someone brought a for screening purposes only DVD of Halloween. Oh, we got one of these Doug Loves Movies

magnetic thingies from Bong Buds. Bud Bongs From Bong Buds. Bud Bongs? Bud Bong Buds. At Bong Buds on Twitter. And is that everything?

Oh, and there's one more thing in here. Please, everybody, give a big warm welcome to returning Leonard Moulton game winners Nick Thewn and Sam the Ma'am Levine and challenger Paul F. Tompkins. Thank you. Long applause. That was a good one, yeah. That almost put some pressure on

the entertainment value of this show. Yeah, okay, sure. If you say so. Paul F. Tompkins, everybody. Hi, everybody. Okay, that's enough. That's enough. No more pressure.

Doug, I haven't been on the show in forever. Dude, I've missed you so much on the show. It's nice to be back. That on more than one occasion, I called the Werner Herzog Paul. What? As you know, I get high before this. So apologies to him,

and hopefully we'll have him back someday But it's great to have you back Paul And you brought a copy of your DVD Laboring Under Delusions That's right produced by Comedy Central And it's extended and uncensored That's right

He goes apeshit That's right I say the word apeshit That's about as apeshit as I go I've yet to see a dime from that particular DVD. Capitalism. Should we try to sell this copy right now? No. Okay.

The free market. Oh, hello, Sam. Hi, Paul. Were you... Does Comedy Central know you haven't gotten anything? I think they might be aware. It's got to be a mix-up. The accounting department might be having a laugh.

That was Nick Thune speaking, who won the Leonard Malm game two weeks ago. I don't know if you can call it a win. He beat some people. Aggressively. Both ladies. But you brought a bumper sticker that, of course, your name's Nick Thune,

and a bumper sticker that says, Coming Thune. So that's always going to get a laugh. Now that you're both here, may I ask Nick, is your name pronounced Thune or Thune, as Doug pronounces it? Doug has always gone with the Thune. name pronounced Thune or Thune as Doug pronounces it? Doug has always gone with the Thune. It is Thune.

But I don't, you know, Jay Leno does it the same way. Oh. Oh, wow. Got that. Well, now it's Thune for me from now on too then. I will happily switch to Thune. And coming Thune makes more sense than coming Thune.

How does Byron Allen say it? Byron? He says, now I hear they call you Nick Thune. And then I do my two minute long Nick Thune joke. Now I hear your last name is spelled T-H-U-N-E. What's that all about? Guys, guys, guys, let's not get unleashed.

Let's keep this civilized. Because Sam the Ma'am Levine, a.k.a. Lil Wolverine, is here. Sam, I valet parked recently and they gave me my ticket from United Valet Parking, Inc. And on the other side

was an advertisement for Do No Harm. Wow! Yeah, and I cried that drive. Wow, that is impressive. Thinking about you and what you went through. That's alright, man. If you're if anyone who actually gave a crap about the show, they will be airing it on NBC.

Listen to this killer time slot. Saturday nights, 10pm starting June 29th. Is that the old Freaks and Geeks slot? Almost! Listen to this killer time slot. Saturday night, 10 p.m., starting June 29th throughout the summer. Is that the old Freaks and Geeks slot? Almost. Two hours off. Same bullshit thing.

Saturday night. Saturday night was a fucking death sentence when Freaks and Geeks was on. And now, poor, poor do no harm. Well, we've already been murdered. This is not even a stay of execution. Why don't they change the title to Harmed? Yes.

And get rid of this. What is this about? Look at this picture. The guy's got a face on his hands. It was not the best key art, I'm told, is the industry term for that. And that shows about how he deals with having a face on his hand? Yeah, it's like that movie Pan's about how he deals with having a face on his hand? Yeah, it's like that episode, or that movie Pan's Labyrinth. He's a doctor.

Week after week after week. It's easier to be a surgeon if you have eyes on your fingers. You just reach in. What's this about? But the face on his hands is not a surgeon. So when he goes in to operate, the face on his hands is like, eww, gross! So you guys have already seen the show then? Yeah. Oh, okay.

Dr. Facehands. Yeah. Probably would have been more successful if they called it that. Now, Sam, do you worry that you might be a jinx for these TV shows? Worry is not the word. Convinced is the word. I don't often talk about this in spite of the pleading of my management and family, but the amount of shows that I have appeared on in a guest-starring capacity

that have been canceled that season is staggering. 200. Well, you might be stunned to learn that I just found out today that this show is over. Oh, no! Yeah, we're not going to do it anymore. Oh, I did it again. Son of a bitch. You fucking did it again. Oh, no! Yeah, we're not gonna do it anymore. Oh, I did it again, son of a bitch.

You fucking did it again. Oh, well, the streak continues. Must have been tough when you found out. It was tough. You brought the cookies? I brought the cookies. And the Halloween. And Halloween. Because first I want you to get scared, and then I want you to eat your fear. So you... Movie first, then.

Start the movie 20 minutes Eat the entire box of Trifoils As I have done But why do you have A copy of the original Halloween that says

Screening purposes only Like why did You need to review it Because A year or two ago Someone asked me To participate in a documentary About horror movies

Oh okay I thought they asked you to visit the Time Travel Awards. Yes, they did. When Halloween was first on DVD back in the late 70s. Well, that's in there, you guys.

That also qualifies as a Doug Dixit. That's one of my favorite horror films. Sam, congratulations. Thank you. We matched. I've never seen Doug Dixit given out live in front of me before. It my god. Sam, congratulations. Thank you. We matched. I've never seen Doug Dixit given out live in front of me before. It's exciting. And of course I'm going to put the do no harm

ticket in here as well. Yeah. That is a collector's item. That's just a way to live. Do no harm. How are you going to get your car back? Don't you need that to get your car back? And they get your car back? Don't you need that to get your car back? And they get his car. I did that happen weeks ago,

and I'm pretty sure I got my car back. How did you, though? This is like a heist. You know, sometimes they let you keep the ticket. Was that a conversation you guys had? Did you ask the guy? No. It was a conversation I had with myself

when I woke up the next day after being blackout drunk going, why do I have a do no harm? Just like Dr. Facehands himself!

Similar. Similar situation. You, have you actually watched any of the show or do you just know that you've seen it? All of it!

That's not a tall order. There's only two hours possible that you could have seen. That's not a tall order. There's only two hours possible that you could have seen. My favorite episode is probably when Dr. Facehands and his facehands do the classic who's on first routine.

We fought the network so hard to get that out there. I bet you fought them face and hands. We did, Paul. You nailed it. Have you been to the cinema lately, fellas? Any of you?

Yes. Perfect. Let's start with Nick. What did you see? I went to Mud. A few people out there went to it, yeah. McConaughey's killing it, as far as I'm concerned. That guy's done some good performances.

He's his generation's Paul Newman. Okay. Wait a second. A little premature on that, but sure. The people who louder that, do they get that as a reference? He was called that like 10 years ago by, I want to say, like GQ or Esquire. Why can't you people get that? No, I think they did.

I think it was you who did not get it. Some magazine a while back said a thing. Come on! It was like when Gretchen Wall was the next It Girl. It was a bit premature when the press called it out a decade ago. That's what I was referencing. They actually had that. I think there were people who got that.

And then Tim Curry got cast in It. That's Pennywise. I think there were people who got that. And then Tim Curry got cast in It. That's Pennywise. What? Mud is good, right? Yeah, it was good. Slow paced? Feel good. Good actors.

Yeah. Good actors in it, yeah. What's the guy's name? I'm trying to remember who is in the HBO show with Weird Face. What? Michael Shannon? Yes, Michael Shannon. Thank you Weird Face. What? Michael Shannon? Yes, Michael Shannon. Thank you very much. Really?

That was all I needed. Boardwalk Empire? That was all I needed. Boardwalk Empire is the HBO show with Weird Face. I don't even watch Boardwalk Empire. How do they not cast Weird Face in Dr. Face? Two on the nose. Why'd that handsome guy get the part?

He's good in Boardwalk Empire, and he's good in this. He's good at playing an apathetic uncle who's just trying to be a good guy, which I think is a different role for him. He's an apathetic uncle who's just trying to be a good guy? Yeah. It sounds like he's failing as an apathetic uncle who's just trying to be a good guy? Yeah It sounds like he's failing as an apathetic uncle It comes through in the likability of him, I think and being affable

You know what? You're pretty affable yourself, Nick And mud spelled backwards is dumb Paul, what have you seen lately? I saw the first 10 minutes of Gangster Squad On a plane? Were you on a plane? No, no, no, we rented it My wife and I rented it

Oh, and that was the give up time? 10 minutes? Yeah, yeah Why? Because everyone was like, listen, see? It was just, it was terrible They're all talking, but they're all pretending to be gangsters, right? No, it was just stupid It was a stupid movie And everybody's pretending to be gangsters It was a stupid movie. And everybody's pretending to be gangsters.

It was terrible. And then I saw the first hour of Jack Reacher on the plane. Why'd you give up on that? The plane landed? The plane landed. And they wouldn't let you stay on. Do you want to see the rest of it? They would not let me stay on the plane to watch the second hour.

Can I just sit here and finish this movie that I paid for? We bought a zoo, Cincinnati. Cincinnati, you owe me the rest if we bought a zoo. I'm sure I probably... Okay. Nanny Diaries, Washington, D.C. Uh...

Are you gonna catch up with the rest of Jack Reacher? Or are you good? I think probably when it's on cable. Yeah, okay. So hopefully I'll retain months from now what I saw of the first half of the movie. There's some good stuff in there. When Tom Cruise is explaining to people

what he's going to do to them, and then they're all just laughing, and then he does it to them, it's pretty satisfying. Yes, that stuff is great, but it's joined together by a web of not so great. Yeah, the plot is, what is going on? Well, who is he and who cares? You know what I mean? He's just identified as Jack Reacher, the end,

as if everyone knows what that means. Yeah, he's Jack Reacher. They don't know who's Jack Reacher, and then they meet him, and they're like, all right, this Jack Reacher guy, means. He's Jack Reacher. They don't know who's Jack Reacher and then they meet him and they're like, alright, this Jack Reacher guy, he's a real Jack Reacher. We get it. He's not lying about that. His name is such a fatal flaw whenever anybody's going, Reacher!

You realize just how made up it is. That's not a surname that exists. Action Man! Get in exists. Action Man! Get in here, Action Man! How many times do you think they said Reacher in just the hour you saw? 40.

His name does come up a lot. A lot of times by him. In a mirror scene. My dad said the novel... Get it together, Reacher! Before he goes out. And of course Adele sings his name a bunch of times in the theme song. That's right.

That's nice. How did that go, Paul? Yeah, creature! More like Shirley Bess. She was great on the Oscars. Sam. Yes, sir. What have you seen? I saw the Star Trek feature, the new one. Oh, I saw that too. The woos are correct.

That was a sensational film. Yeah. I enjoyed it thoroughly. Even without the colon in the title, you were fine with it? Even without the colon. You know I prefer all my movies with colons. Who doesn't? The enjoyment of the movie for me was overshadowed by my breaking of a tooth on an unpopped corn

cone. Oh, no. Yes. Oh, no! Yes. Oh, Paul! Yeah. I'm so sorry that that's your takeaway from that movie. Guys, I'm operating with a temporary crown. Whoa.

No one go near Paul. Always with your excuses about how the Leonard Maltin game is gonna go. And then on pay-per-view, I watched The Last Stand and Side Effects. Explain to me what pay-per-view is. Is that like demand? You get a paper and you read it? On demand?

Was this closed circuit television? I was at the racetrack. CCTV? I was at an OTB. OTB for movies? OTB for movies? I've completely forgot what movie you said you saw. Yes. What was it?

Side effects and the last stand. Oh, okay. The Soderbergh picture and the Schwarzenegger Knox film. Yeah, let me just say to anyone who's listening who hasn't seen either, keep living the way you have been. Don't change anything. You're on the right track.

Side effects, didn't you think it was rather pointless? No, I liked it. It was pretty good. It was all right. It wasn't the worst thing I've ever seen. You want to work with Soderbergh, but he's retired, so just fucking say it. It's bullshit. No, he's had worse.

Yeah, okay. All right, that's enough. Don't go any further, Sam. Okay. Watch your career. And what was the other one? Last stand was just awful like unbelievably

like Paul F. Tompkins and I interrupted it over at Cinefamily that's right but it kept on going yeah it kept going it wouldn't stop

no matter how much shit we talked wouldn't take a hint that movie but Luis Guzman normally I don't like talking over the dialogue but Luis Guzman

every time he appeared in the film Paul would do his voice instead so he would, but Luis Guzman, every time he appeared in the film, Paul would do his voice so he would talk over Luis Guzman in Luis Guzman voice, and it didn't matter that we didn't know what he was saying. That's how inconsequential his part was

through the entire film. How did it go, Paul? I also was not using words. Whenever Luis Guzman would start to speak, I would go... And it played fine. It played exactly like... That's what his role is, is to come in and be stupid

and make a bunch of noise. Oh, I thought you meant me. Yes. Can I say this about Star Trek? Please. That scene where they get the lady to take her clothes off for zero reasons, right? Well, I mean, obviously, we all know the reason. There's a reason. They don't come up with a reason that doesn't concern the moviegoer.

That she says, turn around, and then Captain Kirk, our hero, right? He turns and sees that she's got her clothes off, and he just stands there staring at her like the worst creep in the world, right? No, he's a lovable scamp, Paul. That crosses the line, I think, when she says, turn around, and he doesn't, and he's just staring at her.

It's not fun. Isn't that step one of seduction? No, stare like a creep? No means yes? Absolutely. Let's be honest, Paul. She could have stepped outside the capsule to change. She wanted him to look.

I don't know why you're bringing logic into this, Paul. No, JJ Abrams has caught some flack for that scene. And right, J.J. Abrams and has caught some flack for that scene. And rightfully so. And they have apologized and said gratuitous,

unnecessary, underwear showing will not happen again. I was so thrilled something sexy happened in that movie. Most of the movie is like people running

and yelling about what they're doing. You don't enjoy the red hot relationship between Spock and Uhura? Was there any side poop? That is weird. I don't think so.

I want to see... He does his side boob Sundays. I want to see Francis Ha. I think that looks appealing to me. Have you guys seen that? Oh, yeah. Who directed this? Noah Baumbach. What is it all about?

It's Greta Gerwig. I co-wrote it with him and stars as Francis Ha. Greta Gerwig and the Angry Inch. Her last name is Ha? Mm-hmm. Because Richard was already taken. Sequel to his previous movie,

Oh, Greenberg. That's what I call it. Oh, Greenberg. But I liked The Fish and the Whale. Squid and the Whale. I thought that was and the whale. Squid and the whale. I thought that was a great movie. Would you order it at a sushi restaurant?

Thank you. You're welcome. Let the games begin! Gentlemen! Gentlemen, please pick your name tags from this dazzling array of three or four people have your name tags from this dazzling array of... Three or four people have brought name tags.

They're all sitting in the back. I see a copy of Crap Kingdom. Crap Kingdom by D.C. Pearson. I see, I can't tell what you're holding, but I know that your shirt says, I'm fat, let's party. And your shorts are saying the same thing. Okay.

Nick Thune. Not Thune. He's picked his name. No, all right. It's not McEuchie either. So hold this up, Nick, and tell me who you're playing for here. I am playing for Morgan, and it is a LP of Masters of the Universe. Ooh, okay. And it might have a shithead on the back.

I don't think so, but... It probably shouldn't look, right? Well, you can look at it. Just don't share it. Just don't tell anybody. I don't think it has one. Paul, who are you playing for? Doug... What did he say? Just don't share it. Just don't tell anybody. I don't think it has one. Paul, who are you playing for? Doug.

What did he say? He said back of the name tag. Is that Morgan? Back of the... Oh, you got to pull that thing out from in there. Okay. All right, we'll work that out. We've got plenty of time.

Paul? Doug, I'm playing for Natasha. Okay. And she's got a torn piece of paper bag as her name tag. Sam, the man? I'm playing for, I assume it's Al. Al? You can call him Al.

He's a Cubs fan and it is a six pack of red stripe which he has cleverly written after red either violin or dragon. I guess he's playing his own little build-a-time. Do you know what you look like right now? You look like Horatio Sanz lost some height. That's what I've been going for.

You finally noticed. Do you ever... I'm sorry, I could not help myself when I thought of that. You're not the first person to say that. That's what you look like. Sam, do you ever, when you grow the beard, do you ever shave the mustache and the chin and go for the Wolverine?

Full Wolverine? Yeah. Well, if we ever get the... Full Verine? Full Verine. If Doug ever gets the ultimate tournament of championships together, I may very well... Oh, that'll be so great if you show up.

You've got to, with the hair and everything? Full Verine. I'll do the whole thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, with the hair ears. Because why not? Why not indeed? Because then when I lose, it will be the saddest drive home.

At the very least, show up Ben Vereen. Yeah. So how do we decide? I think we should let Paul F. Tompkins go first. I'm fine with that. I know I normally let the most recent winner go first, but we have two winners here tonight. I'm wearing a tie, so I outrank everyone on the panel.

That's fair. I agree. I concur. And then we'll go to Nick, on the panel. That's fair. I agree. I concur. And then we'll go to Nick, and then we'll go to Sam. Sounds good. That seems... I like this plan. Paul, would you like to play Paige, P-A-I-G-E?

She jumped in there on Twitter and got just her first name. I heard! She suggests The Rice Storm Which is movies that have Movies that have a wedding in them Oh, listen to you What?

Are you going to guess each time? Let's see Because this is kind of fun Let's see Alright Mean Laquifa suggested Random Acts of Blindness What's that category? Queefa suggested random acts of blindness.

What's that category? That is movies where the lights go out. Ray Charles appears. Sure. And at Kete00 suggested What's in the Box? What's that? That smoothie. This is a fun game in itself, Doug. That feature.

Someone's head. Someone moving. Gwyneth Paltrow is pregnant. Oh, no. How could you? Which one would you like, Paul? I'm gonna go with... Use words. Please use words.

Random acts of blindness, please. Okay, Ray Charles is in this movie. The year is 1980. Three stars from Leonard. He calls it engagingly nutty and he says that it was followed by a sequel and he lists 13 names

how many names did you get in this 1980 movie I can get that movie in how many names does he list? 13. I'm going to say 10. Okay.

Nick Thune. I can get that movie in... 9. 11. Sam. I can name. Sam. I can name that movie in negative two. Oh, I hate you so much.

I know. I can't believe it got to me. Well, people were being cautious. I guess. Yeah. Check out my heart. I guess. Yeah. Should I call it my heart? I'll try negative three. Sam.

See, this is where it's aggravating. You're boxed out, buddy. This is where it's aggravating. Yep. Just hang out over there. See which one of these guys gets the point Nick Can you go negative four or more

I'm gonna have to say negative four Hey Nick name that movie I apologize Sam for assuming that That was the end of the road And that it wouldn't come back to you Okay so You're gonna have to name this motion picture assuming that that was the end of the road and that it wouldn't come back to you. Okay, so you're going to have to name this motion picture

and the top four billed people in the correct order. And then Sam will get the point. Okay. What's the movie called? It's called The Blues Brothers maybe and then who are the top four

people in order? Dan Aykroyd maybe Belushi possibly this is where I'm gonna fucking lose let me say the trouble you've already lost it's John Belushi then Dan Aykroyd This is where I'm going to fucking lose.

Let me say the trouble you've already lost. It's John Belushi, then Dan Aykroyd, then the Blues Brothers Band. I was going to say Aretha Franklin. And then Cab Calloway. Wow. Cab Calloway. Belushi had a better agent.

Yeah. Mene the Mucha. So that is a point for Sam Levine. This is one of those cases... But this is one of those cases where this is Leonard's credit order as opposed to the movie's credit order. Because I don't recall the Blues Brothers band in the opening credits.

I don't believe it says that on the screen in the opening credits. And in the end credits, they list all the band members individually. But in this game, that's the fun of it, is figuring out how Leonard would rank the cast. Tom Bones Malone. Matt Guitar Murphy very nice

is that it I think also Murphy Dunn the guy who replaced Paul Schaefer Murphy Duck Dunn no Donald Duck I already said Donald Duck Dunn that's how we started

two people can have the last name Dunn this game is Dunn Dominic Duck Dunn Dominic Duck Dunn Griffin Dun name Dunn. This game is Dunn. Dominic Duck Dunn. Dominic Duck Dunn. Griffin Dunn Dunn. Dominique Duck Dunn, RIP.

What year? So Sam challenged Nick, so we're going to start with Paul again. And from Paul, we'll go to Sam. All right. Paul gets to pick between these

three categories. B-U-O-F-E on Twitter suggested Afterbirth. And that's Will Smith movies that he made after Jaden Smith was born. That Jaden Smith is not necessarily

in. Not necessarily. Just in the timeline of Will Smith. Yes. These take place. Just to clarify, Jaden Smith was born in 1998. Oh, that's a huge hint there. Yeah. At Le Steverman suggested

you have my permission to die and that's films in which an actor who has played Batman dies. So of course that narrows it down to Adam West, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, Christian Bale, and George Clooney. That small list of films they have collectively made. Those guys have died in other movies. And at JLCristian24 suggested

turtlenecking, which is Diane Keaton rom-coms. Wow. Which one of those do you want to play, Paul? Hold on a second. What did Siri say? Who's talking to Siri over there? I can't put my phone to my face without Siri going,

hey, what's up? Oh, Clay. The shape of my face sets off Siri. You need to get that mole checked. I'll just switch sides. I'll switch sides. Does your bowl have irregular borders and does it activate voice recognition software?

Will Smith, Batman, Guys Die, or Diane Keaton? I'm going to go for turtlenecking. It's too good, right? It is. This movie that's a Diane Keaton rom-com is from 2003. Leonard Maltin gives it three stars. He says that this movie

is has delightful performances. Thank you. He also says that it was written by the director. Stay through the credits to hear a rendition of La Vie en Rose. No, I'm good. I want to give you more clues.

And then there's eight names listed. We'll start out with seven names Sam zero names it's not a question zero names Nick well I know who the director and writer is

but I don't know which one of the movies it is oh interesting I don't know which one of the movies it is. Oh, interesting. God, I'm going to... I don't know what to do with that. Yeah. Can we go by that? You know what? I'm going to take your word for it and give you the point.

Thank you, guys. You're welcome. Did you say name it? You're telling him to name it? You're telling him to name it? Again, very easily I could be wrong. There's too many of these, but is it something's gotta give? The things you say before you say what you know is the correct answer.

I don't know that it's correct. Enrage me! It enrages me! You are the winner. Sam is the winner, ladies and gentlemen. I'm sorry. Something's gotta give. Nancy Meyer? Nancy Meyer.

Yeah. What were you thinking, Nick? I just couldn't remember the name of the movie. I couldn't either. I knew it was Nancy Meyer, though. Yeah, it was very generically named. It took me a second to remember the name of that movie. I didn't think I was going to come up with it.

Thank you for your candor. Wow. What I'm saying is it's forgettable. Son of a bitch. I was not talking about the game. It is a forgettable title

that only super geniuses can remember. And they can only remember it at the last minute. Do what to you again? Paint me as some real piece of shit right there. No way. No way.

It's happening for the last time. I did not have my shit brush out at all. No. I was making a comment that it is a forgettable title of a feature. That's it. That's my comment. You're right about that. But you pulled it out right at the last second.

No, Paul. No, Paul! No, Paul! I will not follow you down this road. The road of no points? The road of no points. No, Paul and I are just having a great time. Oh, come on! We got a few minutes left. Let's just all let's just each take

a turn and say what we like and what we don't like about Sam. Finally. It'd be so much nicer to hear you guys do it than the fuckheads on Twitter. Oh, well, you know, those people, they're anonymous. Do they send it to you directly? Do they say mean things to you directly? Sometimes they do.

Sometimes you search for your own name on Twitter? Sometimes people will send me tweets that they have seen. That are not directed at you, but are about you? No, but are about me, yes. So that first asshole didn't write at Sam Levine. He just said your name and then some other dick. Make sure you see that. Well, yes.

That is some bullshit, Sam. Because now I understand why you are the way you are. Oh, thank you, Doug. That's not at all demeaning. Fuck. Yes. I agree with this. Yes, that is...

It's a good shit hit. I am getting... Oh, that's a pretty good one. I have mixed feelings about that one. I think we all do. Yeah. I have no idea. But anyway, Sam,

we have fun at your expense. We have fun here at Doug Loves Movies. And the only reason we can't have fun at your expense is because you provide us plenty of ammunition. I really do. Paul, I even said to him backstage, I'm going to be good this time.

What does that mean, though? I'm not going to let anyone goad me. But I let you get to me again The both of you It's alright Jordan, you and I, let's go get a drink after this I want to spill, I want to spill about some stuff First thing you do

Is you put that baseball in his mouth Then you get some masking tape But now Sam, you contend that Then you get some masking tape. But now, Sam, you contend that when you say, I'm going to be good this time, what you're saying is, I'm not going to let you other people make me into a bad person. Well, hang on.

No, what I was saying was, I will not take the game as seriously as I have done in the past. And I don't believe that I did that. I believe I was very fair. This was a very light outing for you. You took it down in two rounds and had a little explanation

for how smart you are each time. No, no! You son of a bitch, no. See, this is what I won't let get to me. No. You're on your own with that, Doug. Are you super smart in other categories? Like, would you be good on Jeopardy?

Or is it mostly just movie trivia that you know? I'm okay on Jeopardy. I mean, I watch Jeopardy regularly. I enjoy it. But I don't know that I'm... I don't think I'm, like, Jeopardy champion. Right, you couldn't take on Ken Jennings? No, sir.

But what about in Leonard Moulton? Yes. Set that shit up, Doug. I would like to see that happen. He lives in the Pacific Northwest, so it's hard to get him to come down here. Oh, we can get him down here. He's good at the game, though.

He is very good at it. He is very good at it. Tell him we kidnapped his children or something. We'll get him down here. He's in the next tournament. Yeah. Do you guys have any plugs? Do you want to plug anything? Starting with Nick Thune.

I'll be at Hilarity's in Cleveland. Holding for plane. It's like that Led Zeppelin song. That is a loud plane. Just leave it on. Plane clear. I'm going to be at Hilarity's in Cleveland the 6th through the 9th and Acme in Minneapolis

the 20th-ish. Around there, those days. And then I'm taping my special in Brooklyn. What are you going to be doing at Acme? Those days. At Acme those days, around the 20th. The 20th through the 29th. What are you going to be doing there?

Helping them with their various products that they sell to coyotes? Yeah. Let me just take care of that. And aren't you going to be on a cruise in the fall? Oh, yeah, a cruise in the fall, which is like September 13th-ish. And what's it called?

It's called Maximum Fun Cruise. Maximum Fun Cruise, yeah. With Jesse Thorne, and I guess Marin's going to be on it, Eugene Merman. Yep, yep. And Mark. Maria Bamford. Tig. All the people you'd expect to see on a boat

all boat people it really is like anti-boat folks but it should be a lot of fun a documentary that I'm releasing called Disarmed which is about my road to recovery back to the stage after breaking my arm inspired by Bo Jackson

after breaking my arm. Inspired by Bo Jackson. Sounds quite moving. Bo knows documentaries. The trailer's online. The tailor's online as well. Yeah, go there for all your trailer or tailoring needs. My tailor's online right now. We're doing a Snapchat back and forth.

Paul, what do you got coming up? I'm going to be returning to London, to the Soho Theater. Hooray! Such a successful first run there. It was a successful first run. I'm going back, bringing my show, Crying and Driving, back to the Soho Theater. I believe it's July 8th through the 13th. Tickets are on sale now.

PaulFTompkins.com forward slash live. Do not put a backslash in there. I will not be held responsible. Yeah, I say backslash when it's just slash or forward slash, and I've been told, it's been explained to me a few times. Have you got a lot of backslash out of that? Yes. I was solid, you guys.

Maybe you couldn't hear him. That'd be a treat for the listener. Sam, who were you playing for? You were playing for Dragon? I was playing for Al. Bye, Al. You're not going to drink that beer?

I'm not going to drink the beer, so no, I have to drive immediately, and I'm a lightweight. So I guess he could take his beer back, along with the prizes. Can you come grab your prizes? Not that you asked me to plug anything, but remember, set your DVRs if you care at all. There's no chance of bringing the show back, so really, this is just so you can see it If you're at all interested Do no harm, Saturday night starting June 29th On NBC, 10 o'clock Nicely undersold

And Kevin Pollak's chat show every Sunday Bordering on reverse psychology You guys won't like it Don't even bother I just I don't want anyone to feel misled by me. Do you have any plugs, Sam? Not anymore.

DouglasMovies.com is where you can go for all of my stuff and things. And Sam... Yes, sir? Can you join us here again in two weeks? Would two weeks from now be June 11th? Let's call it that. I cannot.

Three weeks. Yes. Alright. So that gives us all something to look forward to. And I will find the greatest players that have ever lived of the Leonard Maltin game and bring them against you. That's great. In three weeks time. I love a good game. Paul, yes, question?

What happens next week, Doug? I've got a special standalone show where I can't invite the winner from tonight to come back because it's already booked with I understand. Thank you to Sam Levine, Paul F. Hopkins, and Nick Stoon.

And as always, Amanda Bynes is a shithead. And One Direction is a shithead. Now it's time we're done to watch another talkie. eyes of gold is viewing prowess makes him cocky there's no room in his heart for you