Doug Loves Movies - Paul F. Tompkins, Paul Scheer, June Diane Raphael, and Jason Mantzoukas Guest

Episode Date: September 3, 2012

Live from Day 2 of Bumbershoot in Seattle, Doug welcomes comedian Paul F. Tompkins and "How Did This Get Made" co-hosts Paul Scheer, June Diane Raphael, and Jason Mantzoukas to the show.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers screaming baby sticky seeds With 50 azipop or kernels in his teeth They're still not warm that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey, everybody. Hey. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies, coming to you from

Bubbershoot Arts and Music Festival in downtown Seattle on Sunday, September 2nd, 2 Oceans 12, at 420, almost. Very close. Let me see your name tags, you guys. I know you brought them.

Oh my God. You had to get those through Bumbershoot Security. The intense Bumbershoot Security. Jeff Loves Boobies is back. The 8 Ball is back. Normzy is back. Normzy got his name tag back yesterday. I left it on the stage and wandered off.

The lady that brought the Star Wars lunch pail, is she here? Because we kept that accidentally. We didn't mean to. Thank you again for coming indoors on day 42 in a row of no rain here in the Seattle area.

Yeah. Ten more days to break the record. Let's do this. Whatever you guys are doing, keep doing it. It's like a sports team. Just keep doing the same thing. Don't change your underwear. Since last I spoke and you

listen Brian Posehn and I ran over to the exhibition hall to try to catch the last part of prongs performance yesterday but it was hilarious because as soon as we walked in the door they were like Thank You Seattle good night so Brian and I just went and got some pie I'll be at the San Jose Improv in San Jose, of all places, on Saturday, September 8th, at 420, with Professor Blastoff Phenom

David Huntsberger from the, yay, from the Corrections Department. The person who tweeted at me the question, how does Bane eat? Which is a brilliant question, and I quoted it on the show,

How Does Bane Eat? That person's name on Twitter is Hubby Muffins. Hubby Muffins. Now you've got the credit that you deserve, Hubby Muffins. Next, you have my permission to die. Hubby Muffins. Next, you have my permission to

die. Hubby muffins. It's not as cool sounding as Batman. Bane's next target is hubby muffins. The prize bag is pretty awesome. I'm pretty happy with it today. I've got

the stuff that I tend to bring, the Doug Loves Movies t-shirt, and a couple of my CDs, and the Pot the Vote t-shirt, I think, is in here, too. Yeah, and we've also got someone, one of the guests brought some easy wipes, I think they're called, wet wipes. I don't want to say a brand name, but you know what I'm talking about. These things. Some of those. And the guests signed them, so that's pretty nice. Another guest bought a private letter to the winner.

We'll find out if we can disclose the information in the letter. It might be really important information in there. And then, oh, this is pretty cool. This is a patch from a program you may know called NTSFSDSUV from Adult Swim. Yeah. And then I've also got from Flatstock, we got some posters. We got a really cool Tenacious D poster and another poster that has Scott Aukerman on it. He's not here. And another poster that's got, also not here, Kulop and Howard from Who Charted.

And yeah, the Who Charted poster was done by Barry Blankenship. Barrytheartguy.com. And the other two posters were done by Small Horse, and you can reach them at smallhorsestudio.com. And the other two posters were done by Small Horse, and you can reach them at smallhorsestudio.com. And thanks to them for tweeting that they had posters to give away, and then when I went over there, it actually happened. It'd be weird if I walked in there, I was walking around like, well, I hope somebody says I'm the one that tweeted you.

And then someone did. And of course, my guests today are not the president and his family. did. And of course, my guests today are not the president and his family. We have actual people that'll be sitting there that I'll be speaking to them. Please welcome to the stage, give a big Bumbershoot welcome to June Diane Raphael, Paul Shearer,

Jason Manzoukas, and Paul F. Tompkins! Boom. Hello. Hello. Hello. Look at this. People up there. Yay. What's going on? I like the balcony. They like you guys. Yay!

What's going on? They like you guys. Doug, hi. That was nice. Fantasy football. That's the best thing to yell. Fantasy football! No, I like that somebody likes the league

and somebody's like, whatever about that. I just like fantasy football. I could give a shit about your show about it. It's close enough, right? Yeah, when does the league come back, you guys? We start the same day the WNBA starts, which everyone knows, right?

We are legally not allowed to say, but I would assume that you would be betting rightly if you would say the first two weeks in October. And that is Paul Scheer, ladies and gentlemen. May I? I didn't give it the specific. I gave you a range.

It could be the first two weeks of October. But may I ask, what would be the repercussions were you to give the actual start date? I have no idea. Yeah? I have no idea. I have no idea, but we got multiple emails. Is there really a thing you can't do, you can't say? I got multiple emails saying that we cannot say the date

because they want to announce it after Labor Day, which is tomorrow. So if I was on this show tomorrow, I would tell you October 11th, but I can't legally do it now. I have, I'll be honest, I've gotten no

emails whatsoever, so I have no qualms saying October 11th. You also don't have an email account. I also don't have an email account. I am, I live off the grid. And you've been fired from the league. Hold on, I just got a text message. I've been

fired. Yeah, well, this is going to come out in a day or two, so. Great, it all worked out. It worked out beautifully. You guys got the scoop literally hours before the rest of America. Yeah, I hope none of you have a blog because then the word's going to get out. And also, guys, do not the rest of America. Yeah, I hope none of you have a blog.

Because then the word's going to get out. And also... Guys, do not screw me. Dom Pagone, the head of publicity at FX, will get really mad at me. Who? What's the guy's name? Dom Pagone. Yo, you don't want Pagone on your ass. Hey, Paul. Don Pagone here. I heard you were talking

about me at Bumbershoot. If you could just... Please not talk about me at comedy shows. Dom, I want to talk about you because you went to the Super Bowl with the Sons of Anarchy. That makes no sense. We're the football show on your network. You should have taken us. Wow, that is a burn. That is a burn.

They took Breaking Bad. A couple of Nip-Tuck guys. You took the Wolford guys? Walton Goggins from The Shield? No. They took Breaking Bad. It's not even their network. You took the cast of Lights Out,

the show that was canceled mid-season on FX? Sorry. That was a deep pull. It's a deep pull for all you FX fans out there. Terriers would have been better. Yeah. Or Testies. Testies.

Right, guys? The Canadian show. What we're saying is FX has made some winners and they've made some losers. Fuck you guys. You guys had that coming. Fuck you guys. Who here right now was at the previous show,

which was How Did This Get Made? Who was there? Oh, awesome. Thank you for coming. Are you guys excited to see the same lineup plus Paul F. Tompkins? Are you like, oh, these dildos again? Thank God Paul F. Tompkins is there.

Yeah, we just listened to those four for an hour. Tompkins is going to have to carry this shit. I'll do it. But that's Jason Manzoukas, everybody, who is the voice of the guy from the FX network. The guy who talked about testes. And Jason Manzoukas as everybody, who is the voice of the guy from the FX network. The guy who talked about testes. And Jason Manzoukas as Don Pagone. Now, are you saying Dom Pagone?

Dom, P-O-M Pagone. Fantastic. Oh, even better. Yeah. I was hearing a worse version. Oh, what were you hearing? I was hearing Don Pagone. Yeah, that's what I was hearing, too.

That's not bad. That's not bad. But Dom Pagone? It's so much better. It takes it up a notch. It takes it up a notch. It takes it up a notch. You can't cross somebody named Dom for any reason. Do you want me to open a bottle of Dom Pagone?

What? Dom Pagone, 1988. The house champagne of FX Network? That's how they got him. This champagne is so good, we need you to run publicity. And we got to make sure you don't let those guys say October 11th. So the third host from the

How Did This Get Made podcast is also here, ladies and gentlemen. Give it up for June, Diane, Raffaella. Oh, wow. Raffaella. Thank you.

Raffaella. And congratulations to you. You just wrapped a motion picture. Is that right? Called Ass Backwards. Oh, that's correct. Yeah.

With your pal Casey Wilson. You know what? I was surprised because the movie started filming two years ago. And we ran out of money and then just completed our last five days this past month. Oh, great. So when you said that, I genuinely didn't know. It didn't seem right. You've completed a movie.

It seems like you made it in an ass-backwards kind of way. That's correct. So that's the perfect title for it. And you co-starred and co-wrote it. Yeah, that's right. I said co-wrote it. I co-wrote it. And so we won't be seeing it anytime soon then?

Well, it's got to go through... Another five years. Yeah. It'll come out this year, but the last five minutes will come out two years from now right released on its own dvd it's kind of like clue it'll have that like kind of cliffhanger ending you don't know how it's going to eventually in between shooting we we had to match would go back to a scene two years later and that had very specific

extras that we had to track down and make sure they looked the same and one of them we found out right before we started shooting had died. So it was a wild process. So did they look the same? Yes, exactly the same. But thanks to James Cameron's Lightstorm Entertainment they were able to reanimate that dead

person and bring her back for a classic scene that cost over $14 million, but it was worth it. It takes place at the bottom of the ocean. Where fish have light bulbs on their heads. That's Paul F. Tompkins, everybody.

Yeah. You were a guest on How Did This Get Made, Paul. Yes. One of my favorite episodes. I was forced to watch The Smurfs. The show was called that for a time, How Did This Get Made, Paul. Like you had to answer for everything. Yeah, we made him watch The Smurfs. The Smurfs.

Which I went to see by myself in a theater. It's a children's movie. Did you wear the blue suit? It's kind of blue, isn't it? Yeah, it is. Smurfs are blue, right? Yes, in honor of the Smurfs. I'm sure there was...

But the Smurfs are dressed in their palates. The Smurfs are blue and like a Steve Harvey suit blue. You don't wear Steve Harvey suits. Exactly. It's the wrong kind of blue. I'm sure there was no parent in the crowd that was like, check out the guy three rows back, alone wearing a suit with a pencil-thin mustache.

I think it's John Waters. John Waters. John Waters is watching the Smurfs with us. Also taking notes during it. Yeah, exactly. Why does he keep turning his phone on? John Waters watching the Smurfs also taking notes during it yeah exactly why does he keep turning his phone on and so you didn't

care for the Smurfs I was actually pretty good it's the last movie I saw I figured you know what why

if it ain't broke don't fix it why am I gonna see more movies yeah it nailed it and that was it done it. Why am I going to see more movies? Yeah. It nailed it and that was it. Done and done. You're going to potentially go see P.T. Anderson's

The Master because you hear it might get to Smurfs proportions. What if it's not though? You know what I mean? Why go? What if The Master's not as good as The Smurfs? I can already tell you it's not. I want P.T. Anderson to come out and make a video like, I know that it won't be as good as The Smurfs, but please just come. I want P.T. Anderson to come out and make a video like I know

that it won't be as good as the Smurfs but please just come. I think you'll like the Give my movie a try. It's no Smurfs. What about Smurfs 2? Smurfs 2? That's not going to happen is it? Yeah they're making it. Why?

You're booked again. You gotta go back again. That's your return engagement. You know what? I do feel like I forged a relationship with the characters in that film. And so I would like to see what they're up to now. A few years on. That would be fun.

I heard one of the Smurfs has died in the intervening years. So... Clumsy. Clumsy fell down a well. Finally caught up with him. Right? Clumsy fell down a well,

but then fell on somebody else and killed that person. Because... Right. Now, Clumsy's always resilient. Andy. Now he has to live. Andy was trying to fix the well

and Clumsy fell on him. Clumsy has to live with that death on his hand. And that's the premise of this movie. That's the plot line. That's the plot line of Smurfs 2.

He changes his name to Haunted Smurf. Yeah. It's kind of like that movie with the bus that crashes into the water. What was that one with... Sweet Hair After.

Yeah, Sweet Hair After. Yeah, Sweet Hair After. Yeah, just smurf her after. We're ready to go. Green light that shit. Does that happen? I was on with the Twilight movie. Yes.

The most recent one, Breaking Dawn. And you'll be on for the sequel. That's, I think, our new thing. We should bring back everyone for the sequels of the movies that we have done. Yeah, so pencil me in for, we'll probably do that when? Like in November or December? Well, I mean, look, if people are over the RPAP breakup, I don't know. Guys, K-Stew really fucked up. I love how absolutely disinterested in that this audience is.

It even takes place amongst your woods. And you guys don't care. Twilight represents the Pacific Northwest and what life is like around here. I assumed. People were not happy about that, Doug. How dare you, sir? So it's not true that your state flag

has sparkles right I assumed I would be running into some Native American werewolves while I'm up here every time I see a shirtless dude outside out at the fountain or something I'm like that guy's a werewolf well I go hiking in the middle of the woods

and I just find random piles of clothing so that's what they get changed into after they've become a werewolf and they fully get clothes on again for no reason. Yeah, they've always had to have a change of clothes ready to go. They're not as smart as the Hulk.

And I assume, I also assume like all 18-year-old girls in this town are ready to get married. Oh, yeah. Right? Just like Bella. Right, guys? And every dad in town looks like a poor get married. Oh, yeah. Right? Just like Bella. Right, guys? And every dad in town looks like a poor man's Tom Skerritt.

She's too young. She's ready to have a baby eat itself out of her. You said the two things that I love. Because I like eating a girl out, but I like it better when something eats its way out of her. You're conjuring up a vision for me

not unlike the spaghetti scene in Lady and the Tramp. It's just me and the baby meeting mouth to mouth. Well... Slurping up that umbilical cord. Hello. Hello, three-way.

Ooh. That is horrifying. DVD extra. I want to see it. There was an actual baby in the audience at the last show we did here, so that's why. Is that baby back? I don't think so.

Is that? That baby raised his hand, yes. There's no one I ate my way out too. High five. Boom, boom. Does anyone hunger for games? Doug, sidebar? Yes, sir.

I will allow it. I would like to explain my contribution to the gift bag. Oh, yes, that's right. You brought the sealed envelope. Yes, it's a... Doug asked me to bring something for the giveaway when I was still in Los Angeles, where I live,

where my wife sleeps, where my children play with their toys. And... He doesn't have kids. Well, you have eight kids now, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Eight beautiful children. Zero. That's right.

Ranging in range from two to 15. That's right. And they're all named Tag. Now... How many of them? I think I sabotaged myself with some low self-esteem and I forgot to bring an item

to give away because I imagined giving it to someone and having that person put their thumb and forefinger on their nose and hold the DVD aloft as if it stank. So I didn't bring something, so I went to Whole Foods and got a classy condolence card. May I read it?

Please. Thank you, Doug. You're being very indulgent, and I appreciate it. I'm going to just say while you're Doug. You're being very indulgent. I appreciate it. I'm going to just say while you're opening that card, it's a plastic sleeve, that I also was going to bring something really good, but I forgot it in the hotel.

So tomorrow's audience will get that gift. So come back tomorrow. I can't believe you guys forgot to bring the things you meant to give away. I 100% remember the wet wipes. It's not like they were just something in my bag that I was like, I guess I'll do these. And also, Doug, my gift was not an ounce. I know.

I wanted to save it for when you're out here to stand proudly behind it. She brought some Neutrogena Ultra Sheer Dry Touch Sunblock. You guys, our faces are our fortunes. 55. Our fortunes. For the vampires in the area. It's a mini bottle. How many ounces

is in that? It's airplane size. It's used. It's recycled, you guys. Seattle. Come on. So this is to whom may concern. May the love of those close to you bring

healing and strength during this difficult time. And then a personal message from Paul, which I wrote in cursive, which I haven't used since I was a child. I'm so sorry that I forgot to bring a prize. Please let me hug you. Now, what I'm going to do is whoever wins,

if you so choose, I will hug you, but it's going to be a quality hug. Like, I will give you a hug like you're going off to college. I will give you a hug like you've been away at college and I'm picking you up at the airport. What if a person, if they were at college and their roommate died and you came, would you give them a hug for that? No, I won't give that kind of hug. All right. That's a different sort of thing.

I want this to be a warm embrace. Yes, this is pure affection. It is not condolence. It's also, it's a hug that signifies that you won't be hugging again. For a while. So this is the hug you get. For a while. For a while. Thank you, June. That's what's coming through. Yes. So that is the hug you get. For a while. For a while. Thank you, June.

That's what's coming through. Yes. So that's my contribution today, Doug. You play the game of Russian roulette with the Bumbershoot crowd. You don't know who you're going to get. That's exactly right, Paul. I don't. That's what I'm saying right now.

Before sight unseen, I will hug the winner. Because I was, for a minute, I was like, oh, I'll add a hug to mine, asterisk, if the winner is a chesty girl. Chesty? Kind of like... I'm talking about boobs against the chest. A chesty girl. A chesty girl. A chesty girl.

Nipple to nipple. Like Jessica Rabbit. If it's a chesty dude, because mostly it's chesty dudes here, let's be honest. Yeah, like, what about Normzy? What about Normzy here on the end? Would you give him a hug? I would give Normsy a hug, of course. He's very

huggable. And he looks chesty. Alright, well let's play some games then to find out who's gonna get these hugs. It's pretty exciting. I feel like somehow you've been locked into hugging someone. Oh, I'm not hugging anybody. Are you kidding? I've already given away my wet wipes.

What if the gentleman in the Billy Zabka costume in the front row would stand up and wave to the crowd? Sweep the leg, Johnny. It's Billy Zabka, everybody. Sweep the leg. Were you here last year? I was. He was here last year. I remember this guy.

You just made his day. I think you're in the same seat as last year. Yeah. You and your buddy both had sunglasses on. Yeah, sunglasses. You were shirtless last year. And you guys are both in Cobra Kai, right? Hold on a second.

Wasn't your buddy asleep and you slapped him awake or something like that? That happened. Somebody remembers this. I didn't dream this. It could happen. Oh, wait. Did you remember it? That definitely happened. But it wasn't that guy that slapped him, I don't think. Oh, sorry, Doug. Well, you're accusing

him of being that guy. He's probably slapped somebody. I want to get him off the hook, but he's wearing a shirt this year because he doesn't want to live in a... You know what? He's wearing a tank top. Let's not call it a shirt. It's a half a shirt.

That's what they should wear in Twilight is tank tops that are loose. Like wear a really loose tank top and then when you turn into a werewolf, it will fit you. I like that. But then it's so hot to have an extra layer on.

But they like that hug. The feeling of a hug. I guarantee somewhere there are concept drawings of like werewolves with tank tops on and they're like, wouldn't it make sense

that they're wearing clothes with the clothes fit the wolf form? Let's draw it up. All right. You know, this just looks weird. Doug was putting forth

a theory that it would be like a thunder shirt for the werewolf. Yeah. It would get really tight on them and they'd run and they'd be like, I feel like I'm getting a hug. You know how dogs have been on the earth for millions of years, but they still don't understand thunder? Oh, right, right, right. They get terrified by it, and so you have to buy them a special garment that makes them think they're being hugged when there's thunder out.

Get it together, dogs. Wait. How does that garment work? This is like some Temple together, dogs. Wait. How does that garment work? This is like some Temple Grandin shit right here. It is autistic dog. Dogs aren't autistic, you know. Here's how it works. Dogs are so dumb,

not only can't they understand thunder is not going to get them, they also think putting a shirt on is the same as having a hug. Dumb, dumb, dumb. I will not hug a dog. If a dog wins this tonight, I will not hug that dog.

What if that dog just got back from going to the most rainy, thunderous place in the world, has conquered his fear, and he's coming back to visit? Oh, Paul, my one loophole! Let's play How Much Did This Shit Make? It's a spin-off of

Why Was This Shit Made? Your show. You know that's the original title of your show. And since we just spent an hour talking about it on How Did This Get Made, let's do Roadhouse. Okay. Everybody gets to bid.

The idea is to bid how much money Roadhouse made domestically at the box office. It doesn't count what was probably a lot of money in pay-per-view. I will say that my little knowledge of it is it came out in 1989. So you have to adjust for market value. How much money did people have then? I have a guess to it. I'm going to go right in the center

and say 51 million. Too much. Okay, June, what do you think? 51 million is not a hit. Well, I do know that it didn't do well. So I have to qualify that. I think that it probably made 15 million. 15? 15, one, five.

Oh, 50. I said 51. No, one, five. She said one, five. What? What just happened? I thought you said the numbers. One, five.

Okay, so 50. She said one, five, and then you went 50. 50, 50. Okay. That's why you don't see those two at game night very often as a team. I need you writing me more checks. What do you think, Jason? I'm going to go with $30 million.

Whoa. $30 million. Whoa. $30 million. American. Okay, closest without going over, Paul F. Tompkins. Oh, it's close without going over. Oh, yeah. Price is right rules. It's like Price is Right.

Oh. Everyone, please. You could go to $1. You should go $1. You should go to $1. I know. Jason. I'm going to say it made $2 million.

I want to amend mine. I didn't know you could go over. So Paul gets to go. You can't go over. You can't go over. I'm going to go. It made $49,999,000. Okay, that's a good adjustment.

That's a smart adjustment. That really gave you a lot of extra room to be right. I don't know if it made over 50. I'm guessing that it didn't, but I'm putting it there. Well, as it turns out, our winner is Jason Mantzoukas because it made exactly $30 million. Boom! Wow.

Oh, it feels so good. Doug, how much did it cost to make? I know that. Oh, Paul knows that. $20. It was a $20 million picture? Yeah, $20 million picture. So they made their money back.

Modest it. They made their money back. Not so bad. Guys, when you add P&A to that, when you add P&A to that, it's true. Oh, P&A! What about all the times it aired on Spike TV?

It definitely made its money back. Yeah. $10 million of that budget was breast implants. You keep on saying that. I don't think Kelly Lynch had breast implants

in that movie. I disagree. I disagree. A hundred percent of breast implants. No, they're so real looking, actually. They don't so real looking actually. They don't look real at all.

They look like small rocks in her chest. And it has that thing where her skin is like pulling. Her skin is like pulling across because it's so tight. You're saying that they're hard to motorboat because of the distance? No, I wasn't. But that's true. I tried to motorboat them.

It's such a project. I was treating the microphones like pigs. That's why Patrick Swayze does all that Tai Chi to get so flexible that he can motorboat between those two small titties. Classy. I don't know if we're all even talking about the same thing anymore. 15.

Let's play another game. Let's play a round of ABCD's Nuts. But this time, let's spell out. We'll start with Jason, and then we'll go to June, and then Paul, and Paul. And let's spell out Roadhouse. So the first letter that you have to come up with a movie that begins with that letter, Jason, is R. Any movie that begins with the letter R. Right, Ronan.

And if you match a movie that I wrote down. What? If you match what I wrote down ahead of time, you win automatically. I win automatically? If you match all the movies that begin with the letter R, you say... Ready? Yeah. Revenge of the Nerds.

We'll say it at the same time. You ready? One, two, three. Revenge of the Nerds. What is this game? It's called 1-2-3 RoboCop. Basically, Doug's going to say 1-2-3 RoboCop. You have to say something different every time he says it.

What if you say Robocop, you win the game? Yes, exactly. Now we move on to the letter O. Let's see if I say Robocop for the letter O. So now June has to think of any movie that begins with the letter O. The letter O? Are we saying it at the same time?

No, you can just say it. Old school. That's a good one. I said on Golden Pond. I like that what you wrote down has inherent value. It doesn't matter at all. It's ridiculous. You present it as if it does.

Your game has a sub game that is meaningless. It doesn't matter. But the sub game is where you win the big money. It's like hitting a daily double on Jeopardy. You don't know you're going for it, but when you hit it, you win the whole thing. Yeah, you win the whole thing.

So we go to Paul. Akira. Okay, I said anger management. Paul Tompkins. What's a D movie, Paul Tompkins? Dracula. What did you say, Doug? I said Robocop.

Robocop. Dog Day Afternoon. H to Jason. All jokes aside, Dog Day Afternoon. One of my all-time favorite movies, Hooper. Oh, I would have written that. Burt Reynolds, Jan Michael Vincent, jumping across bridges in cars.

Robert Klein was also in it. Heaven's Gate, I said. Because we were all hungering to know what you wrote down. June gets O again. Oh, Orange County. Because we were all hungering to know what you wrote down. June gets O again. Oh. Orange County. That's a good one. I said Old Dogs.

All right. Okay. People have matched before, by the way. It has happened. Usual suspects. Oh, wait. People have matched before? Yes.

It has happened. Usual suspects. Wait, wait. People have matched before? Yes. It has happened. Usual suspects isn't a match, though, because it's, first of all, it starts with the. Oh! And second of all, I said Uncle Buck. Also known as the Uncle Buck. S to Paul Tompkins. Sliver. That's a good S.

I said somewhere. And then E for the final chance to match. Jason, name any movie. Now, Jason, keep in mind, before you answer, this is the final chance to match Doug. The match Doug. This is really your only

shot at this. I need to get in the mind of Doug for this. It's E, which is a difficult letter. That's right. Not a lot of E titles. I feel like I can get there. You want to avoid the does? Ready? It's going to be good. Ready?

E. Every Which Way But Loose. That was really good. Wait, can we all take a chance at E? Oh, yeah. Let's all do E. E movie.

Let's all do E on stage. Late night here, nine to midnight, we all will do E. Break into the theater. At that point, if you're a chesty girl, it's Hug City. Because I'm single and looking to hug. And he hasn't gassed up the motorboat, so keep them close together.

I'm so stuck on E right now. I hear you. I'm rolling. Well, it was Paul's idea. Paul, you say an E one. E-T. Oh. I think it's just E-T.

Uh-oh. I think we have a match. What? Normzy, what does it say right there? E-T, the extraterrestrial. Whoa! Fuck it! I think we have a match. What? Normzy, what does it say right there? ET the extraterrestrial. Fuck it! Fuck it!

That's right. How inconsequential is it now? Still very. How many what? Inconsequential. That felt good. Now I get it. Now I get this game. Wow, what a high. Makes you feel alive, doesn't it?

I can't wait till later where you're like, I think I hurt myself on those jump kicks. You haven't jumped like that in a long time. You know what? That was actually a lot of fun. You could cut the tension with a knife. Doug said fork. Not worth it.

Why did I open my mouth? That was exciting, Paul. I drank two bottles of wine last night. I am not at my best right now. So, Paul, you get to go first in what might be the final game of today.

Really? Yeah. What's the matter? He loves the games. I want more games. Okay. He loves the games. He's truly hungry for games.

Wants those games, man. I just saw Tony Bennett. I'm fucking all hard for games. This guy, they call him Katniss Manzoukas over here, right? Because he's fucking hungry for games so much. Katniss. I'm a bit, I'm a bit,

What did I do? I added a reference, I pulled it in, I did the whole thing, I circled the whole. I would say I'm a bit more of a Gale than a Katniss,

just, just, just saying. Oh, who's Finnick? PETA, you're like PETA. I'm not like PETA Fuck PETA

You're always throwing bread at me That movie was dumb right? Did you do Hunger Games on How Did This Get Made? No we didn't It's an amazing movie so no Let's see those name tags you guys Let's decide who you're going to play for. Each of my guests will go into the audience

and select the name tag that speaks to them. We all go now? Yeah, just go and grab whoever you want to play for. Beck has a mask of some sort with his face sticking through it. Thank you very much. Someone's got cupcakes back there. We're bottlenecking you guys. It's a DVD.

People are really... Yeah, pick those cupcakes. Apologies to the balcony. How come nobody in the back rows has done name tags, huh? Alright, I'll choose this girl just because she's doing it. After that glow-in-the-dark sign, too.

It's Garnier Fructis, guys. I'm choosing it only because Sarah Jessica Parker was the spokesperson for this. And I believe my character in the leak said it was something erotic at some point. Wait, is Jason doing a one-man show? Like walking through the house just musing. Oh wait, do I hold it? What kind of name tag is this? I don't know!

Is her name Fructis? Wow, that's great. You know what, that's a beautiful name actually. Is her name Garnier? I have no idea. Je m'appelle Fructis. Should I go and choose

a different one? No, what's your name? Caitlin. Caitlin, all right. That's the first thing he put on a name tag. Is her name anywhere on there at all? Her name is not on this.

I now realize I chose poorly. I wish I'd gone upstairs. I don't think there's any signs in the balcony. I want to take a moment here to talk about this cupcake that was given to us. Oh boy. First of all... Here we go. One of Shears' famous cupcake speeches.

Guys, you will hear me out about cupcakes. It's an election year. We need to talk about it. You just chose cupcakes because you have a stand-up routine about cupcakes you're about to launch into. Man, what are you eating? What is it? Cake is so big.

Right? Now, let me ask. Ladies, where my ladies at? Ladies love cake. Ladies love... But guys, guys are like, cake is too big. I want a cupcake, right? So, anyway...

Anyway, what else is in the news? So anyway. Anyway. What else is in the news? I'm talking about legitimate cupcake and then there's illegitimate cupcake. If you eat the cupcake and it was non-consensual,

you will not get fat. But this cup. Because your body has a way of shutting it down. That's true. Really? Alright. I'll take it. This cupcake company was started when a man walked into the store

and gave them a $100 bill and he said, until this runs out, just keep on giving people free cupcakes. Now they're called random acts of cupcakes be go forth be random Yeah That story is full of holes That cupcake delicious All right.

Good cupcake. Look, there's a $100 bill in it. Those were brought by Haley? Nope, by Al. Oh, you changed it to Al? All the letters fell off, so now it's just Al. Okay, so Paul's playing for Al.

And who are you playing for, June? I'm playing for Misty. What is that on? This is on a collector's crossword and variety book. I don't know what the variety is. That's where the crossword's already filled in. Some of them are filled in. There's a jumble that's filled in there.

Not fully, though. What does that say? This is change a word. Milk, mild Not fully, though. What does that say? This is change a word. Milk, mild, mild, mold. Did somebody give their kids book? Somebody completed that maze. Did I say, do you hunger for playing games by yourself?

What's the name on the cover? Misty? Misty. Misty, okay. So June's playing for Misty. And Paul F. Tompkins, who are you playing for? I'm playing for Lisa. She brought a poster from a show that Scott Ackerman

and I did together at the Sasquatch Festival. Oh, shit. Where we... What? Whoa. But how? It's one of the posters that was given to me by someone over at Flatstock to give away today. Oh, I guess everyone hates these posters.

Will you please take them off our hands? I think she might want her poster back. She's just used it as her name tag. Yeah, she might, Doug. I can't read her mind. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. So one random show got a poster treatment. What was so special about this show?

Oh, what was so special about the show is it was a prank that the Sasquatch Festival played on Scott and myself that we would be performing for the drunkest people in all of history. Here, sign this one. I will. Yeah, sign Elisa's too while you're at it.

And don't show the shithead on the back. I want Elisa to ask. Yes, I will, Elisa. Squeaky wheel gets the grease. Are you taking letters off of this sign too, Paul? I'm trying to see if I can get anything. He's trying to change it to a new name. Slea? Slee. Are you taking letters off of this sign too, Paul? He's trying to change it to a new name. Slea?

Slea. Slea. That's a nice name. Yeah, Slea. Slea. Like Princess Slea. Princess Slea. There you go. Oh, we lost a letter, so now it's just Slea.

I do like that people are now writing on the back, don't read out the shithead. Yeah, they got to warn people to not reveal that. Not listeners, not people like Ken Jennings who's going to wreck it for everybody. Part of the show. Ken Jennings was great. He did very well at this game

that we have to start playing because we're running out of time. Oh, we got a little time. Let's hurry. Okay, we can take our time. I still feel really bad about the Garnier Fructis choice. I just saw a shampoo and I was like, I gotta get in there. Yeah, maybe she was just offering it to you for your locks.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but the young lady named Caitlin is on the chesty side. I don't know. I didn't notice. Oh, because that seemed to be who you were hoping to play for. Her eyes are up there, Doug. Yeah. I'll have you know she was not holding this up. I rooted around in her purse for it.

Give me that. While looking at her chest. You're like a really perverted guy from Let's Make a Deal. Come on, what do you got? What do you got? You just forgot your toiletry bag for the weekend. You guys all picked girls, so Jason's got a good chance of some chesty action after the game is over. I feel like I was choosing boys.

But Paul Scheer took down that last game, so he gets to go first. Very excited. Yeah, you're in the winner slot. You get to pick a category. This is, of course, the Leonard Maltin game from my Leonard Maltin app on my iPhone. And if you know the answer in the audience, please don't yell out.

This is just between these guys. No, no, no. What are you talking about, Paul? Nothing, Doug. We were arguing about how you win the Roadhouse game, really. Well, Paul ended up being the winner. Paul had been disqualified, by the way. Yeah, but he matched, and that was pretty awesome.

Don't bring us down. Don't bring us down by your rules. It's like the Hunger Games. Anything can happen. Throw those fucking dogs in there. Let's see what happens. We got a bunch of dogs waiting under the earth. Shake them up. Are they real? We don't know. Just open up the trap door.

Let the under earth dogs out. What wasn't very clear in the movie is that all of those dogs that they let out at the end had the souls of the fallen competitors within them. Yeah, they were the tributes. Oh, yeah, they probably should have mentioned that. Gotta keep it PG. Can't make it too dark for the kitties.

Couldn't one of the dogs have just said something simple like, Remember me? Oh, you killed me. But what's very sad is one of those dogs is, what's her name? Rue. The little girl. Too soon, Jason. Too soon. Too soon because Rue died? It's an election year, Jason. It's too soon.

It's an election year. Right, guys? Right, guys? Hunger Games. Hunger Games. Oh, look it up. Paul Scheer gets to choose between three categories. Doug, I want to stall the game further.

And then we'll go, from Paul we'll go to June, and then Jason, and then the other Paul. Because that's how I'm feeling right now. Paul, thank you for eating some of that cupcake, so I'm not the only person that's going to be dosed this evening.

I'm glad I have a companion on my forthcoming trip. For me? I am genuinely shocked you guys ate anything these maniacs gave us. Use your microphone. It wasn't homemade. And even if it was, I trust Haley. You know how to trick them into eating it.

He's just sitting there without his microphone going, it wasn't homemade. It wasn't homemade. This is just for us. Here's my checklist of eating baked goods from strangers. It wasn't homemade. If it's good enough for Mark, Mary, it's good enough for me.

That guy eats a lot of food. He wants to get back on drugs so bad. He's like, just bake me stuff, and I'll eat it. I 100% will eat anything you give me. How about some mushroom pumpkin loaf? Yeah. I'm addicted to mushrooms. Your category options are...

As suggested by at TJ Bronson 210 underscore 3. What? I know, it's ridiculous. Overdone. Was that one of the robot bounty hunters of Star Wars? RG-88, I like it. IG-88, how dare you say it?

RG-3. That's right, sure. He suggested zombie Tupacalypse, and that's movies that came out with Tupac Shakur in them after he had died. Wow. Zombie Tupacalypse. That is going to be one I'm going to definitely not take.

Almost as hard to follow as that Twitter handle. Yeah. The guy's complicated. T.J. Bronson's a complicated fellow. I know one of them involves Jason Walner, the director of Human Giant. He played Bucky, the buck-toothed kid in a Tupac Shakur movie

that was released post-death. Oh, okay. Well, I don't know if that's the one I've chosen, but thanks for giving everybody some clues. Yeah, that ought to do it. It could be one of 40. Well, I, thank God, know all of Jason Walner's filmography. And then another option you have, Paul, is The Devil Wears Nada.

And that's movies where Anne Hathaway appears nude. Let's do it. Let's do it. I'm picking it. I'm picking it. Or, wait, you might like this one. Celebrating a birthday today, Keanu Reeves. Yeah.

So the films of Keanu Reeves. If anyone dares to call them that. I am going to do Keanu Reeves just because I can't remember the one movie that I know Anne Hathaway gets naked in. So there you go. Would you like a Keanu Reeves movie from 1986 or 2008?

2008. This Keanu Reeves movie from 2008 gets two stars from Leonard Maltin. Okay. The first word of the review is strange. Got it. And the last word of the review is story. Strange story, got it.

Is it a two-word review? No. No, he's got other words in there. Okay. story. Got it. Is it a two-word review? No. He's got other words in there. He's got the word palette in there. Palette? You have to say that every time Keanu Reeves is in something. He also says

something about... That's enough. Does he ever use any Sniglets in his reviews? Really? Sniglets in his reviews? Really? Sniglets Come on Rich Hall Somewhere Rich Hall is like thank god

I think he's in England I bought three of those books when I was a kid and they were great Eight names Eight names he lists I'm gonna say I can name it in four That's a strong opening bid June what do you think of that? So, what do I do at this point in the game?

You say to Paul, name that movie and he gets four names or you have to bid less names, like three or two. One would be another number that's less. I'll say I can name it in three. Okay, now we go to Jason.

If I lose, am I out for the other rounds of the game? No. No. I don't know how many more rounds we'll have time for. I'll name it in two. Okay. What does Paul F. Tompkins think of that? 2008, you say, Doug?

Mm-hmm. Strange, Leonard Maltin calls it Something about it is strange Seems to involve a story If I'm not much mistaken That's correct Doug Just for the bumper fuck of it

I can name that movie In zero names. What? I said it in front of God and everyone. God loves bumper suits. Paul F. Tompkins. Yes, Paul Scheer?

Name that movie. All right, sir. You get zero names. Is that movie The Lake House? all right sir you get zero names is that movie the lake house no what is it can I just take a guess at what it is let me tell you the first two words of the review I think I can know it though I think I know it and I bum that out okay what is it the okay it's the Alien movie, The Day the Earth Stood Still.

That's correct. I forgot that that happened. I forgot that that happened. Not just the movie, but that there was such a day. The first two words were strange visitor. Oh, but then I would have gotten it. That would have given it away.

Strange visitor tells a story. Paul Sheeran would have gotten that easily because he's in it. Paul Sheeran has a point. Paul Shearer would have gotten that easily because he's in it. Paul Shearer has a point. How? Because you challenged me. And I was not up to the challenge. This is what happens

when I stand before God at the end of my days. And they review my life. First of all, I cussed. He's not going to be happy. Please, why would you bring me up in a podcast? So we'll start with Jason on this next one, and we'll head to June and then back over to Paul because we changed the direction around. And you get to pick between three categories, Jason.

Oh, sorry. What? What were you going to take? I'm sorry, it's going to take three new categories. I thought we were still choosing from the available two. I'm sorry. I wonder which one you were going to pick. Yeah, we go. I'll tell you, I don't even know what the other one was except for boobies and half a day. Exactly. I wonder which one you were going to pick.

I'll tell you, I don't even know what the other one was except for Boobie Zan Hathaway. Exactly! I heard Boobie Zan Hathaway. I'm in. She's chesty. Yeah, you don't get that one. You get three new ones. Was it Havoc?

What? It might come up later. Oh, my bad. Can we please just talk about that? I have some scenes from Havoc queued up. Can we turn the lights down? We gotta have a winner, because somebody in the audience has to win

this amazing prize bag full of items you guys brought from your hotel rooms. Please, I brought it from my backpack. Oh, that's true. At King of Pancakes category, the number one movie ten years ago to this very day at the North American box office.

Yeah, somebody sneezed in the audience. Or, Yabba Dabba Don't. That's cartoons that turned into a live action movie. Like Smurfs. Or, Roadhouse.

Oh wait, I haven't finished loading that one in yet. How about, Or Roadhouse the movie? Yeah. Yeah, just first person,

how many names can you name in Roadhouse? Movies that are Roadhouse. Yes. Films that are Roadhouse. No, I meant to do movies with road

or house in the title, but then I didn't enter anything in. Clever. You know, I get some of these ideas late in the afternoon. I thought it was going to be movies that involve a camper. Oh, yeah, that is a roadhouse. That's a traditional roadhouse.

That's a fun way to go with it. You're welcome, everyone. With that fitness sniglet. Or at K-I-K-F-I-I-A, however you say that, Kikvia, Or at K-I-K-F-I-I-A, however you say that, Kikvia,

suggests in theaters how in honor of How Did This Get Made. And that's movies that were featured on How Did This Get Made. I'm going to choose that category, Doug. Movies that were featured on How Did This Get Made. Because you were there on every episode. I was there for every episode of that. Smart.

Smart. Smart. Smart. Can't fault your logic. Smart. Smart. So would you like a movie from 1983 or 2010? 2010.

All right. 2010. This was featured on, I don't know when you did it on how this came out, but the movie's from 2010. And Leonard gives it two stars he says about the movie that it is

there's a true talent in this movie who is reduced to a bit part and he also calls it flashy and forgettable flashy forgettable true talent is reduced to a bit part. And he lists

11 names. Now, if I want to guess, should I pull a Paul F. Tompkins and say zero names? You can. If I think I know it. But then we'll go to June. She could go into negative names if she also thinks she knows it. What does that mean? You just start adding names? She has to name the first person from top of the... of the yeah you can say yeah if you say negative one it's as real

as a heart attack jason if you say negative one you have to name the movie and the top billed person in the movie according to leonard malton i'm doing negative one okay so then we go to june wow she has to decide what to do with that. I'll take zero. You can't go back. You can't go back. Yeah, you got to go deeper. You got to go negative two or tell Jason to name it. I'll tell Jason to name it right now. Okay, so Jason needs to tell me the name of the movie and the top-billed star.

I believe the name of the movie is Sucker Punch. Okay, and who's the top-billed star? Emily Browning. That doesn't matter of the movie is Sucker Punch. Okay, and who's the top-billed star? Emily Browning. That doesn't matter, because the movie's burlesque. And... And top-billed, of course, is Cher. Who is the true talent introduced to a mid-part Cher? Peter Gallagher.

No, no, uh, Alan Cumming. He was upset about Alan Cumming having such a small... I thought it was John Hamm. You make a movie called Burlesque with a guy named Cumming, you'd think you'd get a lot of action in there, but apparently not. I really thought I had that one. Now we're really up against it,

because now we've got to figure out a way to end this thing. Oh, I know what we can do. Match you? Try and match you? Let's do that again. Let's do the matching thing again. No, let's go quickly into the next round. We'll start with Paul

and go towards Paul. Paul, Paul. And Paul gets to pick between, would you like In Theaters Ciao? That's movies that take place in Italy. Got it. Or The Bjorn Legacy. That's films that have ABBA songs in them. Got it. Or Honey, I Got the Skids. That's

movies where there's the scene of someone shitting. Honey, I Got the Shids. Honey, I Got the Skids. People are excited about that category. Why? Come on, everybody. I bet they suggested it. Did they suggest it? Jesus. This Skidzy movie was from

more than one person. 2003. Two stars from Leonard. He says this movie is about... It's about 90 minutes. That's what he said? It's about 90 minutes? He says if you're looking for... He describes the story and says if you're looking for... He describes the story and says,

if you're looking for that kind of thing, look no further. That's a terrible clue. I'm going to have to give a really good clue here, because it's hard to... Let's just say that the movie's about an insurance risk manager. That's a huge clue. And there are... 15 names. I can name it in five names.

Paul Tompkins. What year? I believe right now we're in 2012, but the movie in question, 2003. 2003 It's about What's the guy's occupation? He's an insurance risk manager Paul, name that movie Whoa Paul gets five names This is exciting They are

Rabbi David Barron I love his work. Caroline Aaron. Got it. Cheryl Hines. Uh-huh. Judah Friedlander. Okay.

I don't know what it said on his hat, but he was in it. I'm already narrowing it down to a Ben Stiller movie. And Missy Pyle. And speaking of piles, someone takes a really gnarly shit In this movie Judah Freeland You have to win this right now And a rabbi

You have to do it I'm already locked in that it's a Ben Stiller movie Okay so just name a Ben Stiller movie Get it over with Okay Oh I know it. Along Came Polly. That's right.

Yeah. Paul Scheer. Paul Scheer. Paul Scheer. So come get your prizes Al Al gets prizes We got prizes for Al There you go

Wait is that all the posters? The hug is happening The hug is happening The hug is happening There's that too There's your poster That was a great hug Suitably chesty if you ask me You need that for the

That's what you were hoping for Yeah is there a shithead on the back of this Do you have a shithead on the back Do you guys have anything you want to plug real quick Oh yes Jason gave away the Garnier Fructis And I gave away my crossword book Do you guys have anything you want to plug real quick? Oh yes. No, Doug has it. Jason gave away the Garnier Fructis. And I gave away my crossword book.

Did it have a shithead on the back? Let's get the two people that presented those to come up. The Garnier Fructis doesn't. The Garnier Fructis you can just keep because it's garbage. Where's Fructis at? Does this have a shithead on the back? No?

Whose is it? Misty. That's Misty's. Where's Misty at? Misty, did you write a shithead on the back? No? Whose is it? Misty. That's Misty's. Where's Misty at? Misty, did you write a shithead on the back of here? No. Can you want to come do that? Misty, get out.

Get over here. And where's Fructis at? Caitlin? Yeah, come on down. Yo, where's Fructis at? I don't even think... Hey! Oh, Fructis!

Oh, Fructis! I think they don't even know why they had to bring name tags. Like, I don't know. They don't know what's about to happen. But yeah, just come on up on stage here. They can write it down with a marker on this. I got a thing right here, yeah. Just, if you could, ladies, just write down on this poster on the back.

Just write down. Anyone that you want me to call a shithead at the end of the program, which is fast approaching. I don't want it to be over. Well, I'm sorry. But not me. What do you guys want to plug? Paul F. Tompkins, you got some dates coming up?

When does this drop, Doug? A few days from now. Why don't you come see me with Super Ego live in Kansas City, Missouri, Friday, September 7th, and then see me with them again Saturday, September 22nd in Los Angeles. Tickets at paulfthompkins.com. Beautiful. Paul Scheer.

NTSF SDSUV. It's a show I do on Adult Swim every Thursday night at 12.15 after Children's Hospital. Thank you guys. That will be airing for a while. So there you go. Every Thursday at 12.15. Did you say that? For example.

Yeah, I did. June, what's up? Also, Burning Love. Burninglove.com. Yeah, that's really funny. Check it out. Super funny. Great, great, great web series. And Jason, anything? Gonna just keep working on that beard? Just gonna keep growing the beard.

Just get it creepier and creepier. Where can we find that beard? Is The Dictator still in theaters? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Still in theaters. Still killing it in theaters. I just,

it was just on a plane. Yeah, yeah. The theaters of the sky. Oh, you have me, sir. So, no, check out The Dictator in a plane soon. Or now.

It's also on television, guys. Everybody fly somewhere tonight and watch The Dictator. And The League starts October 11th. There you go. One more time for everybody. June and Jason and Paul and Paul. We'll be back tomorrow with one more of these

with an all-new panel of guests. And as always, Zach Braff is the shithead. Is that an I Heart Jason shirt well how did you know i would be at the back anyway we are getting back into the light turn back to see what the back says can't see what the back says what was like the one thing i told you guys backstage about this part of the show sorry once i start saying the it's over apologies. Did you work it out with the shirt guy? It's done. Okay. Tim Mitchell is a shithead.

I would say somebody else. I wouldn't have wasted it on Tim Mitchell. Whoever he is. What does Tim Mitchell do? Perfect. He's a professional shithead. And Comedy Bang Bang not being here at Bumbershoot this year is a shithead.