Doug Loves Movies - Paul Scheer, Adam Scott and Jason Mantzoukas guest

Episode Date: August 31, 2015

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Doug hates candy wrappers screaming baby sticky seeds with empty acid pop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies! Hey, hey, hey everybody! My is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. Coming to you once again from the very warm room at the Nerd Melt showroom in the back of Meltdown Comics in Los Angeles, California. It's Sunday, August 30th,

2015 at 420-ish. Yeah. Let me see your name tags, Los Angeles. Oh. Delightful. Oatmeal cream pies. Couldn't find

donuts. Lawrence. Desperately seeking Kristen? More donuts? Oh, minion donuts? Are you fucking kidding me? Look at this stupid thing. Oh, shit. Invasion of the Scotty Snatchers.

Excellent. Berra Scoota? Because your name is Scuda? For reals? Your last name. Okay. Is that like a Scott Pilgrim thing going on there? Yeah, it's my name.

Scott Coughlin? Sean Coughlin, but you went with Scott on the poster? Oh, it says Sean. Sean Coughlin, but you went with Scott on the poster? Coughlin, but Sean. Oh, it says Sean. You're in the front row and I can't read it. That's not good. What's that little box on the floor? Oh, we bought that before.

Oh, you bought that from the comic book store? It's your own personal merchandise. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to get into it. All right. Well, thanks for bringing all those name tags, you guys. And I'm going to do a couple of plugs before I lose my voice again.

Columbia, Missouri. I'm doing a stand-up at Deja Vu Comedy Club. It's not a strip club. It's a comedy club. This Wednesday, bring your name tags if you want to play a game or win some prizes. Seattle, Washington. Douglas Movies returns to the Neptune Theater on Friday,

September 4th. Somebody over here is excited about that. And the next Los Angeles Doug Lowe's Movies is going to be at the LA Podfest at the Sofitel Hotel in Beverly Hills on Friday, September 18th at 7 o'clock. DougLowe'sMovies.com for

more info on all things Doug. Let's look in the prize bag, you guys. The guests all brought some pretty awesome prizes, but here's what I brought, starting with a Taylor Swift 1989 World Tour bag. Yeah, I'm not

going to walk around with this thing. Yeah, I'm into Taylor Swift. What about it? We got a lighter from Chameleon Glass. We've got a pitch and puff from the good folks at Puffington's, which is basically a, it looks like a golf

tee, but it's actually a little pipe. So if you want to get high out on the links. We've got a copy of Promotional Tool and a movie a guy gave me a couple of copies of. I should have watched it first before giving it away, but it's called Beyond Pollution. And it's got a...

It looks depressing. It's got a poor animal covered in oils. But speaking of things that are depressing, this is one of my favorite things that I've been giving away in a while. It's for any asshole who wants

to pretend that they are chappy. I might have to keep these. Because I can't think of an easier Halloween costume. And you just throw these on. But also, they're very tight on my head, so I think I'm going to take them off before I pass out. What a hilarious piece of swag that some guy out on the road gave me a whole box of this kind of stuff.

And I'll be giving it away over the next few episodes. But let's see what my guests have. We got three people who have been on the show before. All terrific guests. Please give a big warm welcome to Jason Manzoukas, Paul Scheer, and Adam Scott. Thank you. and welcome to Jason Manzoukas, Paul Scheer, and Adam Scott.

Hooray! What's up? What's up, Jokes? Everybody didn't... I think we should probably save their energy. That was a great... Everybody now has sweat out everything. Everybody's exhausted and sweating now, yeah. I'm exhausted now.

Yeah, it's a bit warm back here, but... Steamy! I'm missing a table. I feel like there's nothing to put anything on. Yeah, this stage isn't Isn't conducive to tables Well I guess we could put a table In front of the guests

But then it would just You'd hit your knees Into it and stuff Yeah But then no one would be able To look at our dicks Yeah This is

The perfect Dick to face ratio That's weird That answers something, because backstage, Adam did say to all of us, are you guys wearing pants out there? Yeah.

I thought this was a full-on dick show. Yeah, and then I watched you cut your jeans into shorts with a box cutter. Like, all right, I'll wear pants, but not right away. Does anybody want to wear the chappy ears? Oh, yeah, for sure.

Immediate. Chappy, to me... Not only an analogy for where we're going and where we will go, but also kind of our new Mickey Mouse in many respects. You know, kids across the country dressing up as Chappie for Halloween.

Oh, I'm sure. Oh yeah, Chappie's huge. Chappie is the fourth gender. Yeah. It's interesting. Men, woman, trans, Chappie. Before Bruce became Caitlyn,

he did contemplate going full chappy. He thought about... Well, it's good to say that it's not further down the line. No, he could do it. Caitlyn Jenner in 10 years. Go chappy. I knew from a young child I always wanted to be a racist robot.

Did you guys hear that chappy is engaged to ex-Machina? Don't trust her. Do not trust her. Don't do it. She'll lure you in. She's just using Chappie. All right. Well, I don't even know which order to introduce you guys.

You're practically like a single unit. You came out here and already started working like a team, not interrupting each other, improvising nicely. Are we getting notes? Is this the part of the show where you give us notes? Yeah, so far you're doing

the best, Jason. So far they're all positive, but I feel like it's gonna take a turn. As it gets hotter in here, we're all going to get some hard notes. Already unbearably hot. As I get hotter and less high, the notes are going to get angrier. It's going to be like

the whiplash of podcasts. Yeah, I will throw chappy ears at people. You are the J.K. Simmons of podcasts. You are wearing the J.K. Simmons black shirt at work. Yeah, I'm ready for it. He's more muscular than me and older. Let's say hi to Jason Mantzoukas first, everybody.

Hello! Let's say hi to Jason Mantzoukas first, everybody. Hello. Hello. It has been a while since you've been on the program. It has been. Yeah, not for lack of trying. I know, but I'm glad we're here now. I'm thrilled to be here. We're making it happen. It's been a while.

Part of the... Part of the... Sorry. The impetus for today's appearance was that you're in a motion picture coming out very soon called Sleeping With Other People. Indeed.

Yeah, that some publicist or somebody reached out to me and said... Really? Yeah. Oh, that's hilarious. Gave me a list of people from the movie and I said, I know a couple of those people. I'll call them up.

Thanks, publicist, Click. And I don't know how I hung up on them in the email, but... You just right-click. I just right-click at the end of my emails, yeah. Thank you so much, Click. That's just typed out. How do you feel about the trailer and the commercials ending with

a joke about your wife? Is it your wife in the movie? Yeah. Yeah, saying that a lot of people have had anal sex with her except for you. Oh, yeah, I'm cool with it. I'm cool with it just because, guess what, everybody?

There's poop in there. Is that your next line in the movie i'm cool with it there's poop in there that's why you're cool with it yep i don't need to i don't need to unlock that that i don't need to like get in there and figure that nightmare out basically you know so she can give that to other people. She seems like a clean person. Yeah. Not really, though. When it's in the back door. Like, how clean can it be? Yeah. That's where

literally our waste comes out. She's already got a great porn name, Andrea Savage. That's true. Right? Doesn't that sound like she just tear up some dick? Yep. Gotta get her on the show to defend herself. She's gonna have a lot to say to you. Yes.

I will say that Andrea, though, is not a good porn name. No, not really. You're right. Yeah, she'll have to go with something. Dre Savage. Her father's name, I will say this, her father's name? Oh, yeah. Dick Savage.

No way. True story. Really? name, Dick Savage. No way. True story. Really? Really? Dick Savage. He wrote like 1940s adventurer books. That would be amazing. Tales of Dick Savage.

The crocodile was 12 foot long. Paul Scheer, a.k.a. Chappy Scheer is here. Chappy. Chappy to you all. Chappy to you all. Chappy to you all. And you've got a new thing that people can watch. I mean, you constantly are making content and things. Gotta make content.

King of content. Yeah. Yeah. And you've got a show with the great Rob Hubel. Yeah. Called Crash Test. Yeah, Rob Hubel and I took our UCB show and then took our audience

and put them on a 60-foot glass bus and drove around Los Angeles and did a comedy special in one take. So we did a six-hour drive and got it down to the best hour with Aziz, Aubrey, Rob Corddry, Tom Lennon, Ben Grant doing the Reno 911 characters,

Earl Sweatshirt, one of our close comedy characters, Earl Sweatshirt, one of our close comedy friends, Earl Sweatshirt from Odd Future. So yeah, it's a comedy special on a bus. And the bus is solid glass? The whole bus? It's like Wonder Woman's

jet. It's all in the... Glass tires, glass steering wheels. This looks like people sitting in air. Floating down the block. The brakes are made of glass? Everything. It's actually, and it was driven by Samuel Jackson, Mr. Glass. Nice pull.

Yeah. People here love a movie reference. It is available on Vimeo, and I know you're like, whoa, what the fuck? I have never bought anything on Vimeo. Try it. It's easy. Yeah, now is when you're going to start buying things on Vimeo. Watch high maintenance and then get this, too.

It's only $3.99. That's a value. Yeah, absolutely. And we've talked about fingering, a lot of fingering jokes. You know, people in glass buses shouldn't throw the first stone. Exactly. Or the first finger. Adam Scott is here as well.

Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yes. Also a star of Sleeping With Other People. That's right. Yeah. Same movie. Uh-huh.

And do either of you guys know when it's out? Is it September 11th? September 11th. Oh, perfect. A day. What a great day to celebrate anal sex. A day that is famous for no other reason than the release of this movie. Yeah.

I had a friend who got married on September 11th. Not 2001, but later because it's a cheap day to get married on. Wow. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Nobody wants to do it, so you to get married on. Wow. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Nobody wants to do it, so you can get a haul for nothing. Yeah.

How cheap? I think it's like ridiculously cheap. They pay you to get married on 9-11? Wow. Cheap enough so you're like, yeah, let's do it. Yeah. I think it's... Oh, by the way, he got married in New York. So it's a double, double one there.

Wow. And that's a... It's a great day to get married because you wake up and the mayor is reading the names of all the people that died on the TV. Yes. That's how you start your day.

And we should say that... Beautiful. Adam is also in a very entertaining motion picture that's available in various ways right now called The Overnight. Have you guys seen The Overnight? Oh, yeah. Oh, it's great.

I think it comes out on September 8th on VOD and everything. Is it Vimeo? Or is it probably more mainstream? It's only on Vimeo. It's $3.99. Oh, wow. That's Is it Vimeo or is it probably more mainstream? It's only on Vimeo and it's $3.99. Oh, wow. That's some direct

competition for us. Yeah, that's... Wow, all right. That's gonna... It's the overnight crash test and high maintenance. $3.99.

It's a bundle? It's a bundle. You get all three. Not bad. That's a good... I love a bundle. That's a really good bundle. By the way,

I just bought... I buy a lot of bundles on iTunes. It's late night, that's a great, really good bundle. By the way, I just bought, I buy a lot of bundles on iTunes. It's late night watching iTunes and I'll be like, I'll fucking buy every James Bond

for $79. Really? Yeah. Oh, I buy bundles. I buy bundles. That's the tattoo you got, right? Yeah, I buy bundles.

I buy bundles. Yeah, I buy a lot of stuff now on iTunes. I have a like of a pretty good collection on there but I don't know if that equates to anything if you were to see what I buy I buy almost nothing on iTunes

so if you were to go and I was to pull up the purchased it's all the things I've had to buy for our terrible movies podcast called How Did This Get Made so you would look at it and be like oh this asshole has the worst taste in movies ever I think originally I started buying stuff get made. So you would look at it and be like, oh, this asshole has the worst taste in movies ever. I think originally I started buying stuff just to weed out my purchase

section, which was all full of like, Lindsay Lohan's LOL. You know, and stuff like that. Her middle name begins with O? I love it. Lindsay Lohan's middle name begins with O? It does. Her middle name is Olive or something. Lindsay O. Lohan.

Oh, yeah, okay. Irish. She's a nice Irish girl. Lindsay O. Lohan. You guys, the three of you recorded a show last night Yes At Largo How did this get made? Was anybody there?

Oh, nice Nice work, everybody Podcast Thank you for coming How many live podcasts have you seen this weekend, nerds? Three? Three Three as well

It was much more comfortable in there than in here Yeah God damn it Largo I'm sorry to say I have not showered since then I was gonna come here Not shower and I felt really self conscious Like they'll know And then I showered moments before I got here

Well they only know because I announced it Oh I meant you guys I meant you guys would know I was even wearing the same shirt for most of the day And then I was like I can't get away with that. I wore pajamas until like 45 minutes ago. What movie did you guys talk about at Largo last night? One of the best.

Furious 7. Oh. Amazing movie. We were just talking backstage. It's on iTunes right now. You can buy the whole thing. But the special features for it are great because... You can buy the whole thing. But the special features for it are great because... You can buy the whole movie on iTunes?

Not the whole one. Oh, okay. Not the whole one. Three quarters of the movie. Great. That's so cool. That was a bundle that I did hesitate to buy and I did not buy it. So you can buy the first three acts, but act four is just yet to be released? Yeah, I don't need it. I got it.

You can buy it as a bundle. A bundle is the entire movie, but it's $79. We found out two stats about that movie last night that blew my mind, which are only 10% of the movie is... All the stunts are CGI. So 10%, that means 90% of the movie, all the things are practical, and they wrecked 230 cars for that movie.

That cost $190 million to make. Wow. Did it blow your mind watching those making ofs? The making ofs are great, by the way. When they actually drop the cars from like 50 feet and then keep driving? Yeah, it's amazing. It is like, yeah, even everything that you think might have been fake is

real. It's just all done in Atlanta. And the stuff that is and the stuff that is fake is stuff that you don't even think is fake, like all of Vin Diesel. Oddly, yeah, Vin Diesel is a total CGI creation total CGI character

he appeared as he naturally does in Guardians of the Galaxy and in every movie they do a CGI version of him cause he can't look like Groot in a regular movie of course that would be weird big news this week Vin Diesel announces he's back for Guardians 2

like yeah no shit he's back for Guardians 2. Like, yeah, no shit. He's going to be back in a booth for a couple of days. For an hour. They're just going to use his same I am Groot's from the first one. Right? He's got to learn more words in the next one. No, that's the whole thing. Groot never learns.

That's it. He said we at the end. Spoiler. So the next movie he's going to be like, they are Groot never learns. He's all Groot said. He said we at the end. Spoiler. So the next movie he's going to be like, they are Groot. Leave Groot out of it. Je suis Groot. Is there any different languages? Never forget.

Never forget. He probably did have to say that in a bunch of languages. I'm sure. Yeah. Okay. Adam, I saw a picture on your Twitter of you and your family hanging out with Taylor Swift backstage at her show. That's right.

Yeah. That's right. Oh, my God. How did that... I know it's not really movie-related, but I'm still curious. How did that happen, and how did it go? Well, maybe it is movie-related. Maybe they're making a movie about our interaction.

You don't know that. That was the one concert I really wanted to go to and I did not pull it together. Was it great? It was great. Were there people in cat masks? I saw a couple pictures of girls in cat masks. I didn't know that was a thing.

I don't think it is. Oh, like audience? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, there are people dressed up in all sorts of things. It's inside fan things that I don't understand. Is there Taylor Swift cosplay going on? Yes. Yes.

Well, sort of. She loves cats, and so a lot of the fans wore cat things. This is amazing. I'm so bummed, and I tried so hard. Because I would have loved to have gone alone to this Taylor Swift concert in a cat mask. Amazing. And just wandered around.

That would have been terrific. With a ticket, but looking up every row like, is this where my seat is? That would have been terrific. Oh my goodness. Just go up to the bars. Do you have any milk? Oh, my goodness. Just go up to the bars.

Do you have any milk? Was it a great show? It was a great show. It's a spectacle. There's a lot going on. Who were the special guests the night that you were there? Because in L.A., she brings out some powerhouse special guests. She brought out Crazy Eyes came out and sang a song. Oh, wow.

Yep. Uzo Aduba. Yeah. And then Chris Rock came out and just waved. Oh, but that was a crazy one. Because it was Chris Rock, Matt LeBlanc, and a model. And then there was another night. There was another.

Phoebe was there from Lisa Kudrow. Yeah, that was a different night, I think. But she has like a friends thing, and I'm realizing my babysitter, not my babysitter, the babysitter that I hire. To babysit you? Yeah. Make sure I go to bed.

That woman is a dominatrix. No, she's not. She's a little rough, but she's fair. And if it ever gets too intense... Okay, we'll keep calling her your babysitter. But no, I notice whenever I come home, she's watching Friends. And I'm like, oh, I think Friends is a big thing now for people who are in their young 20s.

It is. It's turning into a big thing. It's on Netflix. And I've started to hear lots of Friends. It seems to be percolating up again. Yeah, because it's odd to be like Taylor Swift at the height of her fame is like, let me get Matt LeBlanc to join me on stage.

Well, episodes. She loves episodes. She likes having them. She likes... Yeah, I've been hearing a lot about Friends since it came on Netflix because I appear for two seconds in one episode. Ooh.

Nice. Yeah, and so people are just... They can't get over it. I heard that... Doug Benson was on Friends? How did I not know this? Well, because you weren't born yet when I did it. I heard that one of the upcoming shows, Gunther, is going to be on.

With Taylor Swift. It's a deep cut for Friends fans. She should just have him bring her a coffee during his Thank you, Gunther! during the slow songs. What was it like meeting T-Swizzle? It was

really not, I mean, I have to say I bought tickets for, because my daughter loves Taylor Swift, so I bought tickets for me and the kids and my wife. My wife! My wife. And then they reached out and said, would you like, I didn't try to get my family backstage.

And they were super nice and brought us back. And then she came around and said hi and spent time with the kids for a few, which was really nice. That's awesome. It's incredible because you're talking to her, and she just kind of goes like this, and all of a sudden she has a Sharpie and a picture, and she's signing.

There is a person there just handing her. Oh, wow. Like, it's seamless. Like, the person is invisible making these things. One of the weirdest moments I ever saw was I saw Gwen Stefani, no doubt, on SNL. And Chevy Chase wanted an autograph for his daughter from Gwen Stefani. And Gwen Stefani was super nice, gave him an autograph. And then Chevy Chase got mad because she misspelt his daughter's name. And Chevy Chase got mad because she misspelt his daughter's name.

And then so Chevy Chase grabbed this PA's arm and rolled up his sleeve and then wrote in Sharpie across his arm his daughter's correct spelling. And then pulled it out for Gwen Stefani to use that as how to spell the name. Oh, you mean human paper? Yeah. So not even on his own arm. No. He was like, here, come here. He wrote it and he held it out.

He was like, that's her name. That's how you spell it. And then Gwen Stefani was like, oh, okay. And then he said to the PA, you go and you get that traced in tattooing.

So you never forget it. The moose outside should have told you the correct spelling. Did any of you guys see the Vacation remake? I did not. No, I did not. It's just a weird thing.

Because I love Ed Helms, but it's just... Vacation's perfect. Yeah. The way it is. Did they try and hit all the same beats? No, it's just... They just do different things with the beats. You know, like, there's a sexy girl in the car next to him and he's making eyes at her

and then she gets plowed into by another car. And then that's that whole bit. So she's dead. Pretty much. So there's an active murder in this movie? It's a pretty dark film. You are wearing a Taylor Swift bracelet. It's true.

Were you at the show as well? And I've also got Taylor Swift sunglasses in my pocket. And ladies and gentlemen, introducing Taylor Swift! Did you go to the show, Doug? Yeah, I saw the show. But I didn't get plucked from the audience to meet her backstage. I should have brought some fake kids with me. By the way, you were on Friends.

Fake children. She knows me, yeah. What did you think? I thought it was a really great show. I did too, yeah. It was terrific, right? That's part of why I brought it up, is that I'm a big fan.

That album is pretty incredible, too. Oh, I think it's great. Great record. Yeah, it's all singles. It's all hit songs. Guys, this is what people are tuning in for, to hear four guys in their 40s talking about Taylor Swift. That's what the people want.

This is what she's been working for. I will straight up talk about that album for two hours. I love it. Let's do it. I'm in. Taylor Swift podcast. Let's go. Let's get started. Done. Wolf Pop. Taylor Swift podcast. Let's go. Let's get started.

Wolf Pop. Taylor Swift podcast. Let me ask you this. Who else did you see backstage? Was there anybody of note that you're like, oh, that's interesting. That person's back there. Yeah. Chris Rock was there.

Matt LeBlanc. And then there were some other, a few other people. I heard Naomi Scott was there. Naomi Scott was there. And then there were some other, a few other people that I didn't know. Naomi Scott was there. My children, who I recognized immediately. Was it cool meeting your kids? Like, I mean, I know it's always weird to see them, but then when you actually have an interaction with them. Yeah, it was weird because I went up and I was like, hey, guys.

Like, hey. Hey, guys. And they were immediately super cool. Oh, that's awesome. Like, hey. Hey, guys. And they were immediately super cool. That's awesome. That's really cool. Like, totally put me at ease. And it was weird. It was, like, seamless.

They both reached back, and each, before I even knew it, glossy Sharpie. Boom. It was done. That's awesome. Yeah, those are terrible. Super down to earth. I love your kids.

I mean, yeah, it's like, everything they've done, I've been a fan. I've never met them. I'm just obviously a big fan, like, on Instagram and Twitter. Like, I just feel like everything they say is, like, right on. Yeah, they know what they're doing. I mean, social media-wise,

they know what they're doing. Ladies and gentlemen, my kids. One of them is here today, and he just left them in the comic book store. Playing with my phone backstage. Oh, okay. Very nice. So I don't know if your son should hear this,

but I was wondering, if you put your face between Taylor Swift's boobs, would you call that Swift boating? Would I call it? Would you? I'm asking you specifically. Would you call it that if you had the opportunity to do that? I don't know what I would call that.

But it is an amazing show she does. Lots of costume changes. Whenever it's time for a costume change, she just like goes to a part of the stage and goes like this, a little wave, and then disappears. And then shows up again later in a completely new outfit. I picture her coming up from the ground like Katniss Everdeen in The Hunger Games.

It's very, yes. Like in a glass tube and then it's like, boom, on to the next thing. Yeah, here she is. That next thing is murder. There's points where like, there's one point where she walks to the end of the long catwalk and she like straps in and gets her guitar because even though it's the quiet like solo acoustic part of the show then the catwalk has to

suddenly lift her up way up high in the sky and she goes around the arena basically. And if you get a chance to spend too much money to see it, I can't recommend it. It was very impressive. Yeah, it's a fun

show. I mean, in other cities that aren't L.A., I don't know if the guest appearances are as strong. Gunter will be in Arizona. And the cat. And the monkey. Oh, what's the monkey's name? Marcel.

Couldn't come up with it fast enough. And there's a duck as well. Marcel died. What? Yeah, AIDS. Yours is better than what I was going to say. Do you want to hear what I was going to say? Yeah, please. He jacked off to death.

See, AIDS is better. Although, if you had to choose one way or the other to go out, I think it would be jacked off to death. Well, you can do them both. Yeah, but that was a weird thing to hear anybody ever utter. AIDS is better. Did you hear about Mike? It's never better than something else.

Did you hear about Mike, man? He jacked himself into an early grave. It's okay. He had AIDS anyway. He jacked until he jacked blood. And then all of his guts came out through his penis. And he died. I have had that thought in my life.

What? No, not that. But have you ever... Where you're just like, can I kill myself this way? I hope my pancreas doesn't come out the tip of my dick. I thought about that.

I was like, if you're masturbating and you die in the middle of it, how humiliating for everyone involved. Sure. Because... More hilarious. More humiliating if you die right at. Because you're... Or hilarious. More humiliating if you die right at the end of it, I think, because there's that mess involved as well.

Right. Yeah. People are like, uh-oh, I think I'm about to die. And then very quick, we're like, I gotta J-Off one more time. And then, so, like, that's how it... So people would think, like, oh, man, Jack Hanoff killed him. But really, you were just trying to get it in one last time. Or go out on a high note.

Or you're like, oh my God, I'm about to die. And you try and clean up super quick to make it look like you weren't Jack Hanoff. So just the very, like the, you almost got away with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then forensics were like, how come the top two buttons on his button fly are undone? Oh yeah. And then, oh, sorry, that was the wrong exclamation. What's CSI's?

Yeah! You accidentally did entourage instead? I gave the wrong rock and roll howl. I would love it if the next Entourage began with like the autoerotic death of Entourage meets CSI is a great show

turtle solving crimes oh my god I would pay so much money to go see that Adam did you bring a little something for the prize bag what I thought was a Torque poster, but it

ended up being two Torque posters. That's even better. These have been in the trunk of my car for so long, and so I'm happy to have a reason to do something with them. You're going to show everybody what it looks like?

Sure, sure. The listeners love it. Yeah. I love that talk. There it is. And that's you on the far left. This is me. From the producers of Fast and the Furious right down there.

Fast and the Furious. And SWAT. Triple X and SWAT. We all remember SWAT. Yeah. Oh, yes. Renner. Feral.

Flawless. Cool J. I thought he was in SWAT. Yeah, he should have been if he wasn't. I heard he shot scenes on his own that they've cut into

all the VOD releases. By the way, SWAT should have been a good movie. Right? Yeah, right? It wasn't terrible, was it? Or was it? I don't really remember.

It was nothing. It was like neither here nor there. Seems meh. Hard to get excited about it. Paul, what do you have for the back? I brought a comic book that I wrote, a hardback collection of that, and then a personal DVD of NTSF episodes. DVD of NTSF episodes. My favorite NTSF episodes on DVD.

Can you pass that stuff over? Oh, I also brought the keys to my car. I don't know if anyone wants them. Oh, yeah, that would be great. I'll take those. Thank you. All right. Aliens vs. Parker.

Yeah. Am I supposed to give it to you, Doug? Sure. Sorry. Who's the female lead in Torque? I just saw her face. My name is Ur. Oh. Yeah. Am I supposed to give it to you, Doug? Sure. Sorry. Yeah. Who's the female lead in Torque? I just saw her face. My name is her. Oh, okay.

Yeah, we were talking backstage, but I don't think she's worked since. It's weird. You know what? She has. She was actually in a bunch of other stuff. Oh, yeah. Oh, of course. I loved her in a bunch of other stuff.

Let's play around The Last Man's Den with Monet. What's her name? I already forgot her name. She was in Monster-In-Law, which was after that. Oh, okay, sure. With you, right? You were in that. Yeah, she's just following you around.

Yeah, yeah. Throwing her a bone. What do you got, Jason? Well, Doug, I have a DVD copy of the movie Batman and Robin God damn which is a terrible movie we did for a bad movie podcast how did this get made? I also have a scorpion ring

so whoever gets it I will I guess legally be engaged to oh nice and then in an effort to make up for the fact that I'm giving you a terrible, legitimately terrible movie, but keep in mind this is a two-disc set of Joel Schumacher's Batman and Robin, which is the Batman movie with nipples on the suits.

And the Bat credit card. Yes. I'm so jealous of whoever gets that. Adam backstage was lobbying very hard for me to not give this away, but in fact for me to give it to him. Oh, man. It's such a great movie.

And then because I'm giving you a terrible movie, I'm giving you Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2. It's so good. Yeah, so you have to be caught up on all of them to watch this one. Right. Oh, I did want to, because of that, I'll just run it down. Okay, open on a muggle home. Harry Potter doesn't know he's a wizard.

I'm just going to catch you up to this movie. We do not. I want to hear it. I'm into it. A small room under the stairs. And then a giant on a flying motorcycle comes and tells him he's a wizard. Actually, could you slow down? Yeah.

Seems like you jumped a couple steps there. Yeah. All right. Oh, then Dumbledore dies, and then this movie. Oh. I have actually not watched either of the Deathly Hallows. Oh, they're great. I want to enjoy it, and I felt like, oh, there was never a time I was ready for the completion of it.

Yep. Get ready to complete with it. Well, what if I get caught completing watching it? Clean up before you die. Have you guys been to the cinema of late? I know Adam's probably taking his kids to see

something. Saw Minions. Yeah. Did everybody enjoy that? Almost everybody Oh wait I did see something recently Oh I just saw Cop Car Which is outstanding

Oh okay I've heard good things about that Kevin Bacon Great movie Yeah I loved it Alright Loved it Very cool

There's a recommendation for you guys. Well, I saw, I mean, it's not super recent, but Mission Impossible 5 Rogue Nation. But I saw it in 4DX, which if you, there's I think only a handful of theaters in the country. It's amazing. The seat moves like a roller coaster

ride, and when bullets fly, like little wind shoots by your ear, they shoot water at you, there's strobe effects. Because that's what I want in a movie theater. By the way... Whatever water they have available to be shot in my face. And that's

just what we need now. Was that a real bullet, or are they just having fun? It's fun, guys. Did you watch Straight Outta Compton the same way? I feel very safe seeing that movie because as we all know, only white people movies get

shot up. I mean, really, that's it. Yeah, right? Good point. Yeah, that's the world we're living in. That's what this podcast is about, right? Good point. Good point. Yeah, that's the world we're living in. That's what this podcast is about, right? I thought Mission Impossible was awesome. I thought it was great. I love those movies.

I was re-watching those. I bought that in a bundle. A bundle. Bundle. Nothing but bundles. Get that bundle. I buy bundles. Balls here.

I saw Straight Outta Compton which I thought was fantastic and I saw that documentary that's called what is it called The Best of Enemies oh yeah that's terrific for Vidal

William F. Buckley William F. Buckley Debates documentary which is fantastic really amazing yeah kind of for better or worse, they sort of invented assholes arguing on television. Yes, out of like a desperate

move by like the third place network to be like, we can't afford to cover these... We can't actually go to the conventions, so we'll just have two guys talk about what happened. Yes. Really, that's how that... Wow. What is it called? The Best of Enemies, I think, right?

Yeah. Or The Worst of Friends. Yeah, it's the worst scenes from the show Friends. Oh, no, no, no, no. It's called We Are Your Friends, and it has Zac Efron in it. Yes, that's it. That's what I got. We Are Your Frenemies. I think that movie's doing terribly out of the gate.

Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. It's like in 10th or 11th place. It's opening weekend. But, I mean, my love for electronic dance music will get me there in the theater. I want to hear about the struggles of an EDM artist. Finally, the time has come. Tiesto, come out of the closet.

Let's see your story now. Where's the 50 Cent come. Tiesto, come out of the closet. Let's see your story now. Where's the 50 Cent movie with Tiesto? Oh, David, get a biopic. All the guys on those billboards around Hollywood Boulevard, get a biopic now! People want to know what the struggles were. What's happening at Hakkasan? Why are all those billboards

in that one cluster? They must have done research to be like all the douches that would go to the club in Vegas are in these five blocks It's so weird I think it's I'm not trying to be funny but I think it's, this isn't, I'm not trying to be funny, but I think it's legitimately like

where the most like tourists to Hollywood will cruise through. And so then they would also, Vegas is probably another stop. It works because I see those, I mean, if you ask me about any other billboard, I'm like, I see those fucking billboards all the time. I have no idea who that is, but I know they're a scam artist. And they have

something happening. They have figured out. They have worked out that system. I saw, the last movie I saw was we did a Benson movie interruption

of a movie that I hadn't even known existed until we decided to do it. Roadhouse 2. Oh, I know of this. Did you see it?

I did not. Who's the guy? I just feel like nothing could ever amp it up. After you watch the movie, you say, who's the guy? After you've even seen it. It's Jonathan Sheck from That Thing You Do. Oh.

Oh! Well, now I'm on board. The single most unlikable character in That Thing You Do is taking on the Patrick Swayze role. Well, now I'm on board. The single most unlikable character in that thing you do is taking on the Patrick Swayze role. He's an interesting future Swayze. You think? Vaguely.

Is he a Seena Applegate sex husband? Oh, yeah, maybe. He was married to somebody, right? Mm-hmm. Interesting. Sure. Might as well be her. What's the verdict?

What? On Roadhouse 2. Oh, not good. I feel like... Weird. That's weird. But like fun bad or like... Kind of.

Like when guys are fighting each other, there's a lot of like kind of flipping through the air and stuff, like almost like wire work, even though it's just supposed to be fisticuffs in a bar. Does he rip anybody's throat out? Uh-uh. Nobody says he used to rape guys like you in prison or anything like that. It's not as fun as the original.

Is he Dalton or no? He's supposed to be his son. Really? Yeah. He did bad father child rearing because the kid fell right in the same exact trap. But not the child of him and what's her name from the movie? But he's not a bouncer. He's undercover.

Oh, boy. As a bouncer. No. Yeah. Undercover bouncer? Yeah. They should have called it undercover bouncer. That would have been much more successful, I think.

Put us to undercover bouncer. I mean, the money they spent on just getting the Roadhouse they could have just called it Undercover Bouncer and more people

would have watched it. Yeah I would have seen that movie. Yeah it would be just as compelling. Jake Busey is one of the bad guys. I'm in.

I'm so on board with this. Thank God. That is a real clean Ben Gazzara Jake Busey. I'm like yes got it let's go. Yeah so maybe

you guys can watch it for your show. Oh my God. Sam Elliott's not in it. No, no. Okay, good. Sam Elliott is in a movie that's out in limited release right now called Grandma with Lily Tomlin. It's really good. Sam Elliott is also

working with June right now in Grace and Frankie. He's also in Grace and Frankie right now. Oh, that's cool. He's doing that. Oh, that's great. Your wife? My wife.

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All right. Your name's Lena? Yes. Okay. Lena? Yeah. All right. Good job, good job.

I am playing for Becca. This is an interesting one. This is a paddle or a swatch that you might use to... Swatch? Looks like a two-by-four. Or a plank, yeah. It's a two-by-four with a smiley face on it. It says Becca.

She was in the way back, not even in a section where the audience is sitting, and I took this from her. Primarily because I thought she was going to hit a child with it. She was in the way back, not even in a section where the audience is sitting. And I took this from her. Primarily because I thought she was going to hit a child with it. In the back of the room, they're having an autistic craft workshop. You just wandered into that. You just took away someone's project.

Yeah, well, you know what? They got to learn sometimes. Jason, what is this thing that you found? Well, I've got Alex Machina. Very pretty robot with some robot titties that I'm enjoying. But also, lest you be concerned, there's a robot butt. That's awesome.

Robot butt. Robot butt. And this is like a pretty juicy robot butt. And if you look, the butt and the tits are the same size. That is very hard to find. And I like that the hands have air blown into them. Yep. They're little rubber gloves.

It's a pretty nice... I was going to say, a lot of work went into this. Are you going to try to put the mic in your pocket? So I can do this. I feel like a lot of work went into this which I was very excited about and I wanted to reward that. I wanted to reward that hard work.

If you're listening to it, you can't really see it but it does look like the woman from Ex Machina. Yep. At first, when they held it up, I was like, oh my God, Alicia Vikander's in the audience. Hey, what's the word on the man from Uncle? Is it supposed to be good or bad?

I think the reactions would be mixed. I am on the no good side. You saw it? But some people love it. I really wanted to see it, and then I started to hear people go, eh, the first five minutes are pretty great, and then it goes down. It's weird. Yeah, it starts out better than anything else that happens in it.

But there's also, it's just a lot of double crosses. And I don't care about these people enough to worry about if they're getting double crossed. Yeah, you don't know them enough. Yeah. Sounds great. Let's all go see it! Let's play some games, you guys. Games.

Because somebody's going to win the Tork poster and the Taylor Swift bag and all the good stuff. Oh, that's what you brought. Maybe the Chappie ears. Oh, I'll get the Chappie ears. Because you seem to really grow into them.

You seem to like them a lot. I mean, if someone wants to respect the lifestyle of Chappie, then yeah, they can have the Chappie ears. Yeah? Okay. Because you seem to really grow into them. You seem to like them a lot. I mean, if someone wants to respect the lifestyle of Chappie, then yeah, they can have the Chappie ears. Are you starting a Chappie religion? I don't want to say anything right now, but if you're serious, you can DM me. Are you mad I brought another robot up? I am.

I swear to God, I didn't even think about it. I am so sorry. I didn't want to make it weirder than talk to you backstage about it. I feel awful now. No, it's all right. It's weird. I mean, does that robot rap or say offensive things? No, I think it's just for sex.

At least that's what I'm using it for. Got a nice butt. Juicy butt. Ooh, juicy robot butt. Now, would you do it in a nice butt. Juicy butt. Ooh, juicy robot butt. But you would... Now, would you do it in a robot butt? Would I do it in a robot butt? I know we've talked about the other butt.

Just nuts and bolts. Yeah. Robo butt, right? Yeah. Robo butt. Robo butt. Starring Mr. Shake. Or Jonathan Shake.

All right. This first game is a new one It's called Doug Loves Musicals Because I do And So what I'm going to do guys is I'm going to just start naming songs From a movie musical And the first one of you

No audience guesses The first one of you on stage that can tell me Just yell out the correct title of the movie. And this is, they're not Broadway musicals. They are movie musicals. But they may also have... Most movie musicals were or are going to be Broadway musicals. But yeah.

I get what you're saying. It could just be a straight up movie musical. Oh, okay. You know, it doesn't have to have been on Broadway. Okay, got it. But it probably was. I think I might already be bored of this game. I feel like this game is going to be Doug listing song titles

and then getting nervous because none of us are answering. I don't know. I think we'll see. And I'm not going to get nervous because that's part of the fun is I want to see how many. You can yell out as much as you want. You can just start yelling out musical titles. That's what's We'll see. And I'm not going to get nervous. And how many times do we buzz it? That's part of the fun is I want to see how many. Okay. You can yell out as much as you want. You can just start yelling out musical titles. That's what's going to happen.

But I want to, part of the fun for me is seeing if I can list them in an order where you won't be able to get it for a while. Got it. Okay. Here we go. If you get it quickly, I've failed. I think you're going to be satisfied with this. Okay.

This movie musical has a song in it called Little People. Okay. It has another song called Lovely Ladies. The Wiz? A Little Fall of Rain. Singing in the Rain? No. South Pacific.

A little fall of rain. He's just dancing in mist. Just a small amount of rain. It's barely a drizzle. Oh, it was an air conditioner. Castle on a Cloud? No. Drink With Me?

Turning? Unless we get to the titular song. Beggars at the Feast? Is it the one with the kid, Oliver? No. A Heart Full of Love? Master of the House? The King and I. No, full of love. Master of the house. The king and I.

No, no, no. Empty chairs and empty tables. Les Mis is correct. Bam. Yeah, you might have come around when we got to Bring Him Home or Who Am I? No, not at all.

I'm Jean Valjean. That's who I am. Is that the title? I'm Jean Valjean? Then I may have gotten it. I only knew it because that's my wife's favorite musical and she talks about it all the time and was particularly upset with the rendition of that song

in the last movie musical. I would have probably guessed it if you did Memories. What if... Cats has not been made into a movie yet, but... Isn't that from Les Mis? No, it's from Cats. The Cats of Les Mis?

But the one I listed last, I hope would definitely give it away. Javert's Suicide? Yeah, that would have given it away. Maybe. Maybe. Not at all.

Not at all. I really, I genuinely would not. Is there a song called Les Mis? Yes, exactly. Yeah, there's no titular song in the movie, but Paul is our winner of that game, you guys. Woo! That means he gets to go first in the next

new game. Are we moving on from musicals game? That's it. It went really well. I'm not gonna, you know, I'm just sticking one toe in the water here when it comes to musicals. By the way, the wrong three people to try out that one.

You got it right. I did. Yeah, so shut up. I'm very happy for backup. Shut up, chappy. Oh, man. What's the new one? This is called, Whose Tagline Is It Anyway?

Oh, I love this. Motion pictures have taglines. Is there a tagline for torque at the bottom of the poster? I didn't notice. Does it say something at the bottom? Like, torque it up? Oh, yeah, it's from the makers of Triple X.

Not the greatest tagline. Well, they can't think of a tagline, so they just come up with the makers of Triple X. There's always a tagline. From the producers of is always a sign that a movie's going to be great, because every producer has exactly the same track record, everything they make.

What would you rather have, from the producers of or from the guys that brought you? Well, that's the thing, is they decided to hip it up With the guys who brought you A couple of guys They're not like suits You know these bros

They were wearing shorts Cargo shorts Cargo shorts and graphic tees They're cool So this is a one at a-a-time game, Paul. I'm going to say a tagline from a motion picture to you, and you have a few seconds to guess what movie it's from. If you don't get it right, we'll move to Adam, and he gets it.

Oh, we don't get to steal? In order, though. Oh, I see. So he'll get the same tagline. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Got it. Paul, life's a game. Learn how to play. Life's a game. Learn how to play.

Life's a game. Learn how to play. Learn how to play. What is that a tagline from? I feel like it's definitely from some sort of like, well, maybe the way you're saying it. I could say it different if you want. Life's a game.

Learn how to play. I feel like I'm getting a very strong Melissa Joan heart image in my head. Like it's a teen comedy, but I'm going to go out and say that I don't know. Is there a movie called Double Trouble? There's a TV show called Double Trouble

in the 80s. Great show. Oh, I love those girls. Why is the gamer not playing? Double Trouble Twins? The Seagull Twins? We get it. I do feel like it's a board game movie, but none of them make sense. Alright, well you already had your guess.

Adam, do you know what it is uh i feel i'm starting i'm getting a gerard butler romantic comedy okay vibe sure like that one he did with katherine zeta jones and uh no no i have to guess quade and do you Do you remember that? Boy. Yeah, I don't know. Life's a game. Learn how to play, man. Is it... From the guys who taught you how to play.

Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. Okay, he gives up. Do you have a guess, Jason? Just because I don't know what it is, but I'm going to say gamer. Oh, that's a fun guess. I figured... The word it is, but I'm going to say gamer. That's a fun guess. The word game is in there.

I was going to say the game. But you're kidding me. It's none of those. The actual answer is it's a film that features Paul Scheer called School for Scoundrels. That's amazing. Wow. Wow, wow, wow.

Wow. How's that feel? Partially pleased that I don't know it, and then really disappointed that I don't know it. I do know that we all posed for the movie poster of that movie, and depending on what publication you got when it came out, it was just pictures of us, I guess it would be like this, with our, everyone had like those same. I guess it would be like this.

Everyone had those same Ray-Bans on, like this. Risky business classes? Yeah, risky business. We were a whole class of risky business classes. John Heater. Yeah, it was Todd Phillips' least successful film. Least successful. The Hangovers.

It's about teaching losers how to pick up girls. Yes. Billy Bob Thornton, about teaching losers how to pick up girls. Yes. Billy Bob Thornton, John Heder, go head to head. Kind of like the William F. Buckley documentary. Yes, the same.

After you finish a day at school for scoundrels, you go have dinner with schmucks. I think they came out around the same time. All right, Paul, we're going to go

another round. You get to go first again since nobody got that one. And what movie do you think has the tagline, The Battle for the Street Begins? The Battle for the Street Begins. That's good. The Battle for the Street Begins.

Breaking 2, Electric Boogaloo. Ooh, that's a terrific guess, but incorrect. Adam? Fuck, what's the name of that movie? God damn. Streets of Fire? Again, an excellent guess. Could totally be the tagline for that movie, but incorrect.

I like this game. Incorrect. Jason? Step up. Step up to Step Up Incorrect. Jason? Step up. Step up to. Step up to battle for the streets. Step up to the streets. Step up, step up.

Three, the beginning, the battle begins on the streets. Step up three was step up 3D. Step up two is where Moose was introduced, am I right? Yeah, no, three. Three? I don't know. All right. But he's been in everyone. Moose was introduced. Am I right? Yeah, no, three. Three? I don't know. All right. But he's been in everyone.

Moose has been in everyone since. Oh, yeah. No, you're not right. God damn it. No, Battle for the Streets is a motion picture you're in called Neighbors. Oh, son of a bitch. I should have figured that theme out. I did.

I did, and I couldn't place it from this. Wait, what was the tagline again? The battle for the streets begins. The streets, not the street. The street. Huh. I might have said it wrong. Alright, so we start with you again, Paul.

Somebody gets one of these goddamn things right. Stop dreaming, start living. That's the tagline. Paul starts this? Yeah, Paul starts us off again. Start dreaming, start living.

I'm assuming it's an Adam Scott movie. What are some of the movies you've been in? I will say that movie is... Oh, man. You know what? I'm just going to fall on the green angle. Piranha 3D? I'm in that movie.

Is that the movie? No. That would be an interesting tagline for a piranha movie. Stop dreaming, start living? Piranha 3D. Guys, are we going to see

this piranha movie or what? I don't know. It's in about... Stop dreaming, start living, bro. Yeah, we gotta see it. It's about accomplishing your goals. Wait, wait, wait. Is Paul Sheeran it? Yes. Let's go.

Is it Walter Mitty? The Secret Life Thereof. That's correct. That's great. Let's do one more just for fun. And we'll start with you, Jason. Good game, Doug. This is a good one.

This is a good one. Great one. And Paul, you're out for this round. Oh. Why am I out? Just complimented your game. Because you just failed and then Adam got it right. Oh, that knocks you out.

Yeah, yeah. But we'll start with Jason. A romantic comedy with commitment issues. Oh, that is Sleeping with Other People. That is correct. Opening on 9-11. Oh, never forget. If you and your loved ones have no plans for 9-11.

Jason, what did you say last night about that movie? Oh, never forget that the movie opens on September 11th. I love it. I'm going to do one more for you guys because I want to

pull out a clear winner here. And we'll start with you, Adam. Am I still out a clear winner here. And we'll start with you, Adam. Am I still out? Yeah. Shit. Let me pick out a good one for you. Okay. Uh-oh.

Uh oh That's the tagline? Uh oh Really? Alright Fuck it. That's Minions. I'll give you another one. I knew it had to be a sequel because it's so cocky.

They're like, uh-oh, we don't need to even come up with a tagline. But none of us are. It's like, this guy's in trouble. No. Oh, so that's an outlier. None of us are in that movie. Interesting. Yeah, yeah.

Now I'm just pulling old ones from the game that I've done before. Got it. Because you guys, you know, you didn't hear the show. We cracked the case. Yeah, yeah. Adam, some people just don't belong. It's a classic motion picture. None of you are in it.

Some people just don't belong. I think I know this one. Doesn't make a difference. I'm out. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. You can come back in for this deal if it gets all the way to you.

Adam, some people just don't belong. I don't know. Okay. Jason? What about Bob? What happened to him? Yeah. What about Bob? What happened to him? Yeah. What about him?

Paul? Animal House? Oh! So close. It's Caddyshack. Oh, yeah. That makes sense. Mm-hmm.

All right. Well, we've done this enough. Normally, this game is supposed to decide who goes first in the next game, but since Adam and Jason both won, I'm just going to decide who goes next. I'm just going to pick which one of you I like better. Remember, when you pick me, you're also picking chappies. picking chappies. We have a gentleman in the audience,

I believe he's in the front row, who tweeted to me today, I'd like to play a round of Last Man Stanton, and that's the game where we get an actor, actress,

and we take turns naming movies that that person's been in. You can't think of one you're out. And we'll start with Paul. And then we'll go to Jason, then to me, and then to Adam.

And I play along too, just for fun. Three-way tie. Here we go. Yeah, but the Sean Coughlin. Am I pronouncing that right? Yeah. Okay. You also knew about the Double Trouble Twins. No, the guy next to him. Oh. The creep next to him. I love the Double Trouble Twins. Oh. That was the creep next to him. I love the double

trouble twins. Oh my gosh, how could you not? Oh, jeez. Second to only the girl who could freeze time by touching your two fingers

together. What? You ever see that show, Out of This World? No. Oh, her dad lived in a box and she

touched freeze time. It was awesome. No. It sounds like a syndicated show. Yeah, yes. Double trouble was so too, wasn't it? The ultimate, like, in derisive tone. It sounds like a syndicated show. Yeah, yes. Double Trouble was, too, wasn't it? The ultimate, like, in derisive tone.

That sounds like a syndicate show. Like Small Wonder. Like, people didn't even make it. It just happened. I think Trouble in Charge was syndicated, too. Especially after the first season, when they switched the family up. I think Double Trouble was, like, on NBC. But it might have been a summer series.

Remember those? These shows just for summer. Like, Under the family up. I think Double Trouble is like on NBC, but it might have been a summer series. Remember those? Summer. Just for summer. Like Under the Dome. But Sean is a standing up comedian who's visiting us from Ireland. Oh, nice. Yeah.

And you've been in town for a little bit? Yeah, since Tuesday. Since Tuesday. And you saw some other show? I saw Meltdown Wednesday night. Oh, you were here Wednesday night. Yeah, at the show. And then I did my own show.

I did a spot in All My Ribs on Friday night. You did a spot where? In All My Ribs. All My Ribs? Yeah, theater. All My Ribs. Because they hurt from laughing, I'm assuming, right? Ow, my ribs?

All My Ribs. All My Ribs. Because they hurt from laughing, I'm assuming, right? Ow, my ribs? All my ribs. All my ribs. I laughed so hard at Sean that all my ribs hurt. All my ribs. They named the venue as you were doing your set. I want a gym to be named like, ooh, my glutes. I'm opening a comedy club I'm nauseous That was so funny

I laughed so hard That I've upset my tummy Well Sean tweeted at me That he's got a great suggestion For Last Man Standing Because I can't pick Who it's going to be Because I want to play along

So what's your idea Sean? Ben Stiller Ben Stiller Ben Stiller Interesting Soer? Ben Stiller Interesting So we just keep going Until one of us Can't name a movie

He's been in, right? Yes Okay, great That is a really good one, Sean I'm very impressed I will begin Usually people are like I've got a great one

Danny Trejo Or whatever I mean, I love Danny Trejo But come on The Secret Life of Walter Mitty. Yes, of course. Permanent Midnight. Well, slow down.

I want to gloat for a second about him stealing your Walter Mitty title. Yeah. Right out from under you. Do you write each one down? Yeah, yeah. So we keep track of which ones have been said. You should get somebody from the audience to do that. A note keeper. Right, but then I

have to look at it, so it might as well be me. That's fine. You know, maybe someday we'll have some sort of tote board that they just appear on. I love that, like an LED? Yeah. Great. Because visuals are so great for

a podcast. Oh, yeah. All right, so I'm going to go with... There's so many to choose from. Yep. I'm going to say, how about Night at the Museum? Okay. Feel good about that? Yeah, and you have to get the title correct. Okay. Feel good about that? Yeah, and you have to get the title correct.

Okay. You know what I mean? If it's got a subtitle, you have to know it. Got it, got it. Zoolander. Is Zoolander 2 just going to be called Zoolander 2? Or does it have a... It's Zoolander 2-land's Zoolander 2-lander.

It's 2-lander. And the tagline is, uh-oh. Tropic Thunder. While we're young. Yeah. Yeah. While we're young. Yeah. While we're young. Good one.

Fuck. Really? No, I just want to get this right because I want to run the table on a night of the museum movies. Why? But okay. Run the table. I know.

There's no good reason to do that, so I'm not going to do it. I ran the table on that night at museum once. I'm just going to go. Sir, I'm just taking your order here at Chipotle. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm just

saying. I got them all. Subtitles. You know what? Don't worry about it. Sir, there's a line forming behind you. I'm going to go with the cable guy.

Okay. Yeah. Directed by, and he's also got a small part in it. That's one of my favorite parts. Yeah.

I will do Reality Bites. Okay. Greenberg. Yes. Greenberg. There's something about

Mary. Ooh. I'm going to say Wild Horses Whoa That was the tagline for that film Is that the film debut of Mr. Stiller? He had a supporting role in Andrew McCarthy Tower Heist Is that the film debut of Mr. Stiller? He had a supporting role in Andrew McCarthy. Yeah, Vehicle.

Oh, right. Tower Heist. Oh, yeah. Big Eddie Murphy comeback. School for Scoundrels. Oh, really? Yes, he's in School for Scoundrels. Oh, really? Yes, he's in school for scoundrels. I just had one.

Right? They just jump out of your head. It's so annoying. The poster and the actors in it, I just can't think of the title. Fucking, what do you call it? Oh my God, am I gonna suddenly blank on... So many audiences, like there's so many.

Night at the Museum 3, Secret of the Tomb. Oh, very nice. Guess who's not running the table? Secret of the Tomb? What a terrible name. Night at the Museum. It's my turn, right? Yep.

Night at the Museum 2. Fight for the Smithsonian. No. What's it called? Battle for the Smithsonian? Battle. Battle of the Smithsonian? For. For it? Against it? Battle against the Smithsonian? Battle of the Smithsonian?

For it? Against it? Battle against the Smithsonian? It's battle, the letter for. Battle of. We just got confirmation it's battle of. Oh, but it's battle and I said fight. Damn it.

You're out. I'm out. Meet the parents. Oh, that's going to set off a table to be set. Meet the Fockers. Adam? Meet the Little Fockers. It's just Little Fockers.

You're out. You're out. You're both out. But I said the words little fuckers. Come on, no one saw that one. God damn it. All right, it's just down to Jason and Paul. Jason's next.

Oh, Anchorman. Full title. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Anchorman, Full title. I'm sorry. Anchorman, The Legend of Ron Burgundy. Yes. Sorry. All right. Heartbreak Kid.

All right. Oh, that's a good one. Oh, that's a good movie. That could only be better if you got up and left to watch the movie. Oh, that's a good movie. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go watch that movie.

Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. You got another one, Jason? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Hold on, please. Hold on, please. The Royal Tenenbaums. Oh, of course. Chaz. That might be my favorite Ben Stiller movie.

Duplex. Yes. I believe it's called The Duplex? No, it's not. Oh, rats. Yeah. Okay, he nailed it. And it's back at you right away.

And it's gotta be movies Yeah It can't be like an episode of television he was on You can't say the Ben Stiller show You can't say his Broadway debut in House of Blue Leaves I saw that I did too Not good Flirting with disaster? You already said it

Yes Flirting with disaster But it wasn't said right? No In my head it was one of the things I held That was my question Shit Alright

Okay You guys are doing great Just name another one There's probably at least a dozen more Oh easily Easily easily Shit. All right. Okay. You guys are doing great. Just name another one. There's probably at least a dozen more. Oh, easily. Easily, easily. But can I remember any of them?

Just imagine Ben Stiller. Zoolander 2. How dare you? We didn't say it officially. We haven't established if it has a subtitle. It's not even out yet. America knows a trailer's been released, Zoolander 2. The print isn't dry yet. I think Shear is officially in trouble now.

He's grasping at movies that have not come out. Do you have another one, Jason? Dodgeball. Full title. Jason is confident. He's got like three locked and loaded. What's the title of Dodgeball? Yeah, unfortunately. Didn't really need to say

any more words. It's about Dodgeball. But Paul's out anyway because I'm not going to stand for that Zoolander. Wait a second. That's not fair. If it's on IMDb, it counts. I never said that. That's a movie. How do you IMDb, it counts. I never said that. That's a movie. How do you count?

And IMDb. Is it Dodgeball? I wouldn't have picked Zoolander 2 if you wouldn't count it. I could have something. Okay, do another one then. Oh, wait, no. But now you're giving him a third. Dodgeball.

An underdog story? Close. What was it? A true underdog story Alright I got one Madagascar Am I in? Yeah yeah

No I think you both fucked up so I'm gonna let you do another one I said the full title. I just added two words to the front of it. You guys fucked up a little. It's fine. You got another one? I have like three. Really? Wow. Okay. Okay. Really? Wow.

Okay. Okay. Hmm. Here we are. Madagascar 2? Full title. Yeah. Oh, boy.

Madagascar 2, Big Pig in the City? Paul, do you have one more? If you give me a second to think of it. How about I give you two seconds? Oh, wait, that's not fair. One. Oh, come on. He had a lot of time for Madagascar, too.

Madagascar 3. You also need to say more words, I think. But I don't know. Does Madagascar 3 have a subtitle? I think the second and third one both do. But we'll worry about that in a second. Because if Adam can actually say three correct titles. Whoa.

Shit. Because I actually, after I said that, I was like, oh, shit, I only have two. If Adam could say two correct titles. Oh, shit, I only have two. I bet I could. If Adam could say two correct titles. Oh wait, you just changed it. I'm going to give him the win. It has to be three and I should try coming up with three. Okay, go ahead.

Your Friends and Neighbors. Along Came Pauly. Yes. That's it. And... That's it. And the next one will be... Fuck, it's so hard. It's weird. I know. I can picture its face in a lot of things.

Mystery Men. Yeah! Yeah! I also thought of, but it never got said, Heavyweights. Oh, really good. But what are the Madagascar ones called? Back to Africa?

Escape to Africa. Escape to Africa. Escape to Africa? Because they start in a zoo. They start in a zoo. We have to escape to Africa. That doesn't make sense to me. And then what's the third one called? Europe's Most Wanted. That's right.

The third one is really good. Did you guys see the third one? No. It's great. It really is. Oh, you know who wrote that? Noah Baumbach. Oh, really? Well, I think he helped write it. Okay, interesting.

Now I'm forgetting. Harper Lee. Harper Lee. Oh, that's the third one's where all the animals are kind of racist, right? Let's see what else we missed. Starsky and Hutch. Starsky and Hutch. Happy Gilmore.

Happy Gilmore. Happy Gilmore. Tenacious D in the pick of destiny. Ben Stiller, can you please relax? Great. Zero effect is great. Oh yeah, zero effect. Envy, great. Oh, yeah. Zero Effect. Envy, great.

Oh, wow. Well done. Well done. Oh, yeah. The Neighborhood Watch movie, The Watch. Oh, The Watch. Oh, The Watch. Yeah, yeah.

So many good ones. Now people in the audience are just guessing, was he in Pulp Learn? I don't recall. But that's probably, you know, that might be a record-breaking round of Last Man Standing, the number of movies you guys got. That's a fun game. Super fun. That's a really good name. And that means that Adam gets to go first in our final game.

Final game? Yeah. It's almost, look, it's already nine minutes to six. Oh, that's crazy. I feel like I could stay here for longer and sweat more. Yeah. It's so much fun to lose weight while you play trivia games. Leave a puddle on this stool later, because I peed.

Jason, will you please stop peeing on stage? I did it to cover up the sweat. People are going to know I sweated through my jeans. I should just pee. Touche. Well, I've been playing a game on the show called Reverse Malton, which is like the Leonard Maltin game that you guys have all played before,

but with a twist. And since we've got just a little bit of time left, I want to try a version of it with yet another twist. Oh, double twist? Yeah. Double trouble, if you will. Double twist.

And we're going to start with Adam, and here's what's going to happen. He's going to pick, I'm going to give him a choice between three movies. He's going to pick one that he thinks he knows the most actors from that movie. Then I'm going to tell you guys how many actors Leonard Maltin listed. And the three of you are going to pick one that he thinks he knows the most actors from that movie. Then I'm going to tell you guys how many actors Leonard Maltin listed.

And the three of you are going to take turns, much like Last Man Stanton. Okay. You're going to take turns naming other actors, and they have to be on Leonard's list. Oh. Wait. Okay. These have to be actors in the movie. But we are going to know the movie.

Yeah. Okay. Oh, you're going to know it. They have to be on his list. But they have to be on the ones he lists. But I'll tell you how many he lists. A lot of times he lists a lot of people. That makes it easy.

Chappy Head Feast didn't let me remember Envy. And whoever goes the furthest, or if the three of you manage to name every name from the movie, whoever gets that last one is the winner today. Alright. Yeah. We'll start with Adam and go to Paul. And Adam gets to pick

between these films. Which one of these movies do you think you know the most actors from? Home Alone? Home Alone 2, Lost in New York, or Panic Room.

Which one of those? I guess Home Alone. I don't know. Leonard Lissikes. I guess Home Alone. I don't know. Leonard Liss from the Castle Home Alone. Ten people. Wow. Yeah.

We'll get this. All right. All right. And you get to start it off, Adam. The last person to give a correct name will be our winner today. How many do I say? Just one. All you got to do is say one, and you're still in it.

Say one at a time. Okay. Macaulay Culkin. Okay. So we go to Paul. Joe Pesci. Alright. Daniel Stern. Jason says Daniel Stern. And here's where things get ugly. Catherine O'Hara. Mm-hmm. Paul.

John Heard. Yes. Jason. John Heard Yes Jason Oh boy Wowzers This is real, huh? This is really happening. I don't remember. We got Culkin. We got Pesci.

I know there's an uncle who I can picture, but I'm never going to remember his name. The neighbor. There's the neighbor guy, but I don't remember who played that part. I'm going to go out on a limb. Okay. There's a lot of kids in this movie. And say Kieran Culkin. That's a terrific guess because in this movie, and say Kieran Culkin.

That's a terrific guess, because I believe he is in it, but not listed by Leonard. That was a good try. Adam, do you have another one, Adam? Is Hector Elizondo in that movie? Seems like he would be in that movie. That's Home Alone 2. And Mary Stewart Masterson. Somehow they're linked.

No, he's not. Do you have another one, Paul? Yes, John Candy. Just to rub it in, you're our winner. Wow. Nice. God, I forgot he was in that movie. The only other person I could think of.

Yeah, Roberts Blossom, who's a guy that always played old people his whole career. Billy Bird, who I believe was the grandma. Angela Gothels, whoever that was. And Devin Rattray, who I think was like the fat, annoying kid. How many were listed for Panic Room? Less.

Eight. I don't know if we could have gotten all of them. Let's do it. Jodie Foster, Kristen Stewart. Jared Leto? Jared Leto, Forrest Whitaker. Who else? I thought it was Kieran Culkin, but now I was wrong about it.

Gets pretty tough from there. There's a couple of pretty well-known names. Fairly well-known names. Did we say Jared Leto? Yeah. Our generation is joking. Tim Blake Nelson? No.

But in that role, probably Dwight Yoakam. There you go. Yeah, yeah. I could feel that. All right, well, the board gets the prizes. Way to go, Becca. Come on up here, Becca.

Paul, are you willing to give up the chappy ears? Yes, I will. She wants you to have them, Paul. I want you to give up the chappy ears? Yes, I will. She wants you to have them, Paul. I want you to have them. All right, come on up here, Becca. I want you to be a chappy for life. There's the bag and the chappy and the poster.

And this is to hit your child with. Here, give her back this. Yeah, and then you get your board back. And I agree that Jared from Subway is a shithead. I mentioned him on our podcast. I said something about Jared and I got so many people tweeting at me.

Don't judge him before everyone. Don't judge. Don't judge. Like, where are you now, you bunch of jerks? Guy's a fucking filthy jerk. Alex Machina doesn't have a shithead on the back, right? No. So who's your shithead?

Who? Whose is this? Mine. Yeah, who do you want for your shithead? The Meltdown's AC. Oh, good. Good. Good one. Good one. And Adams has got one on the back, right? Just pass it down. Don't say it. Oh, okay. Alright, thanks guys for being here. Let's hear it. Oh, okay.

Alright, thanks guys for being here. Let's hear it for all my guests. See Adam Scott and Jason Manzoukas in Sleeping With Other People on 9-11. Yep. Sol, rush out and see it that day.

Absolutely. And watch Crash Test with Paul Scheer on Vimeo. Yeah, that's right. Anything, any other plugs, guys? You can watch what,

Wet Hot American Summer First Day at Camp. I'm in that. Listen to the podcast How Did This Get Made? Yeah, of course. On the Earwolf Network. Yeah.

And the next Doug Loves Movies here at Meltdown Comics is fortunately in the evening. So it'll be hopefully a little cooler in here

on Tuesday, September 22nd at 7 o'clock. Thanks, guys. Thanks, everybody. Thank you. Thank you, everybody. As always,

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