Doug Loves Movies - Pete Correale, Geoff Tate and Tony Weinstock guest

Episode Date: November 12, 2018

Live from the Improv in Tempe, Doug welcomes Pete Correale, Geoff Tate and Tony Weinstock to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitcher Premium. For a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers screaming baby sticky seeds With 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. Booyah. Coming to you once again for I don't know the how manyth time,

maybe the seventh, eighth, dozenth time, from the Improv in Tempe, Arizona. Yeah! Tempe, Arizona! It's so funny, I was standing in the back looking at these tall stools and that's what they look like from the back. And now that I'm sitting on one, they're just chairs.

I always ask very specifically for tall stools with backs, and they're like, chairs have backs. Let's just give them four of those. But they really did look like stools to me from the very back, so I don't know. I don't know what's going on today, you guys. Somebody, not me, thought that the ASU game wouldn't be a problem.

Oh, it starts at noon. It'll be over in time. Yeah, it's over, and that's why it's a problem. Because it just fucking ended. Thank you guys for making it here. I don't know if you noticed, but we removed some chairs from the stage. Yeah, some of my guests didn't make it,

which is pretty rare. Usually they make it, but the traffic is just so bad out there. And then I hope, was parking okay? Like, when I got here at like three-something, they weren't letting anybody into this parking lot, but now they are. You guys were able to park here and everything.

Okay, that's good. We were telling the parking you know guys parking guys down the street i've got a show and they're like where what are you talking about yeah this this club's cleverly hidden so anyway thank you for uh getting in here and we started i like to start 10 minutes late on a 420 show Because I've got something to do at 420 But today Because of all the traffic

And congratulations to ASU for winning For anybody who cares about that Yeah, a few of you I didn't think a lot of you would Because you clearly said, who cares about the fucking game I'm going to Doug Loves Movies. It's Saturday, November 10th, 2018,

and the weather's still warm here. Thank you for that. So I want to see some hot name tags. Oh, yeah. Wow. There is yeah. Wow. There is every potential size.

And kind of name tag. We've got a hand-drawn situation over there. What is that? Some like it, Scott. And it's me, and who's the guy that's Jeff Tate in the hat? And then you.ate in the hat and then you Not in a hat Even though you do have one on right now So you didn't draw it from the mirror today

How often do you draw your own face because that's a good drawing of you stand up and show everybody how good you are drawing you how good you are at drawing you. I was an art major in college. You were an art major in college. You had to do something with it. Thank God, Doug Lowe's movies came along so you could share your artwork.

Well, good job and good luck. We've got Hannibal instead of Hannibal. I like that. Wait, are you just figuring that out? Wait, what did you put that on? That is a really sturdy situation. You got the flaps on it that you can hang on to?

Damn, you should teach a course. Gorillas in the Misty. You had to do it, didn't you, Misty? There was no other options. Being Omar Malkovich? You had options. I would have gone with the Tom Cruise

classic, Omar and Away. But great job everybody ooh there's a planes, trains and automobiles thank you for doing that and good luck being chosen I've got to do some Doug plugs

this Tuesday November 13th Doug Loves Movies is back at its original home the UCB Theater on Franklin Avenue at 9.30pm and then next Saturday November 17th, Doug Lowe's Movies is back at the home of Eddie the Eagle the American Comedy Company, I don't know why

we have to go there to hear that you can hear it right here, that's in Sweet Home San Diego, also at 4.20, probably 4.30 and the big crazy 12 Guests of Christmas shows are coming up in New York City at the Gramercy on November 25th and 26th

and Largo in Los Angeles on December 2nd and 3rd. Ooh, and just added holiday taint shows in Irvine, California and Austin, Texas. For all of my dates, deets, and links, oh my, go to douglosmovies.com go to douglosmovies.com. That's douglosmovies.com! Yeah!

Woo! Wait, who added crackle crackle and why? What does that have to do with anything? Big J says crackle crackle? What does that got to do with me? He's been on the show twice. He said dirty things. Wait, which Big J? Oakerson? Yeah, I know another one.

If your name is J, you probably are big. I don't know what that means. I'll tell you about what I brought for the prize bag once we get everybody else out here because we do have three guests, one of whom was prevailed in a game of Last Man Stanton against all other audience members. Omar was there at the stand-up live the other night, and he was the only one who brought a name tag,

so he won by default, but he seems like a great guy. Please, Tempe, Arizona, give it up for Pete Correale, Tony Weinstock, Jeff Day. Thank you. Yeah, you could have just moved that one stool, Jeff. Yeah, no, but they're not using it, so you could have just... Well, now you don't have to... Jesus, just fucking come sit down. We've got a show to do here. Let's meet them individually, starting

with first-time guest on the show, just flew while you were performing last night here in Phoenix. It's Pete Correale, everybody. Thank you. This is fate. For so many more reasons than you know,

I wanted to show you my license before the show, bro. On top of everything else, my birthday is 420. What? That's right. That's right. Yeah, you know, over the years I've known you and I thought, he's kind of like Hitler. I know. Right?

Doesn't that suck that that's Hitler's birthday? I know. Every year somebody brings that up, too. Of course they do. I mean, I'm in my early 40s. I'm in my late 40s. You Google that shit. 48.

But people still go every year, hey, you know, Hitler was born on April 20th. Like, no, that has never come up in 48 years. You're the first one to mention that. Now I feel bad for bringing it up. But I always try to beat people to it because, you know, 420, like you say, is my holiday. And, you know, I don't want Hitler to ruin it. He's ruined enough. Am I right?

Yeah. All right. So, Pete, you're all the way over in Phoenix, the Stones throw away at the Stand Up Live, performing all weekend, including tonight. Yes. Yes. Yeah, and are you having fun over there? The stones throw away when there's no football game going on,

when there's a football game. Right, well, thank you for getting out of the car and walking here. Yes, that's what I did. Just to make it. I know. I really appreciate that. I lived in New York City for 20 years.

I'm walking. I thought I was going to get bit by a rattlesnake. I'm crossing over the fucking railroad over there. I'm sorry, dude, we're not cursed on this show. I lived in New York City for 20 years. I'm walking. I thought I was going to get bit by a rattlesnake. I'm crossing over the fucking railroad over there. I'm sorry, dude. We're not cursed on this show. I apologize. Yeah, you can fucking curse. And yeah, there's fucking snakes all over rural road.

It's named for it. This is the city, you guys. Fucking get it together. No, it was dirt by the railroad tracks. They would be anywhere. That's where they'd be. Well, thanks for being here. Thanks for having me. And I hope you have a good time. Are you good

at movie trivia? Do you like that sort of thing? I like movies, and I think I'll do pretty good, yes. Oh, alright. Gauntlet thrown down because the gentleman sitting to your left, not only is it his first time on the show, the other night when he won his seat on this show, it was just because he was the only participant.

Win by default. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jeff and I both knew more, what was it? Harrison Ford. Harrison Ford movies. But he's still here because he was the only person who brought a name tag. He changed hereditary into hereditony,

and it was beautiful. And let's hear it from you guys. His name is Tony Weinstock. Hey, thank you. Tony. Hey. What do you do for a living, Tony? I'm a medical student.

How do you make money at that? Through the federal government. Very nice. And what is this? Is this a busy time of year for you, studies-wise? I mean, are you really helping us out by being here? You should be cracking the books. I could, but you know,

enzymes and shit. Oh yeah, I get you. Enzymes and shit. There goes my enzymes joke. Fucking enzymes is why I didn't go to medical school. I was like, oh, there's going to be enzymes? Forget it. That's all there is to it. Where do we hear that word normally?

It's in commercials for laundry detergent, right? Yeah, like cleaners and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah. I guess I know more science than I thought. Just a little. All right, well, thank you for being here. You told us the other night you're terrible at movie trivia. Oh, awful.

So you'll be the spoiler between Pete and Jeff Tate, everybody. Oh, shucks. Oh, shucks. Sorry, Pete. Pete, this happens all the time. You know, he's not on the show every time, and they still chant his name when he's not even there. I mean, look at his, and they still chant his name when he's not even there.

I mean, look at his pants and his purse and his tattoos and his hoodie and try not to love him. I fucking dare you. It's impossible. I wanted to hug him backstage just hanging out. He's like huggable. Just the most likable. He's very huggable.

Total teddy bear. I've built my whole look around a Build-A-Bear franchise. My whole persona is a Build-A-Bear situation. But does everybody come up to you and go, hey, casual Santa, don't you need to get to work? December's next month. That's it. You're Santa on casual Friday.

I'm the boss. Right? I don't make the toys. The elves make the toys. And when they say, they don't call me Casual Santa when I'm not around. When I am around, it's Cash Sant. Right? Because that's how casual I am.

And dwarfs like to keep words short. Yeah. Yeah, I get it anyway my birthday is the same day as Sam Elliot is that what we're doing what I have the same birthday as Sam Elliot he was Hitler

on tax day Sam Elliot so I guess it's a good birthday yeah I win I want to do my Sam Elliot impression now I just thought of it this is Sam Elliot I do short impressions this is Sam Elliot realizing he has a flat tire nailed it thanks this is what he this is what he said when i told him we had the same birthday he said oh like that i was like that's how you say it in that beef commercial that was cool as shit

he goes oh it's what's for dinner i can't even begin to get as deep as he is oh he's amazing he's one of a's a one-of-a-kind talent. Sam Elliott, gone too soon. He's alive. He's in A Star is Born. And Bradley Cooper's just doing an impression of him. That's what I meant. From A Star is Born.

He's only there for the beginning, and then he leaves. He's what I meant. From a star is born. He's only there for the beginning and then he leaves. He's gone too soon. From a star is born. He didn't let me finish. Sounds about right. So shout out to Andrew Schultz who's going to be here but didn't make it because

traffic between the airport and here was too much. I know. I say, I told him you could get here late, but no. Just not showing up. Do you know that guy? No. Good.

I'm sure he's very nice. He said, you know, I asked him to do the show. He's headlining later tonight here at the Tempe Improv, and he said he could do it, but, you know, I get it. You fly all the way from the East Coast. You sit in ASU traffic. You just want to give up. He's got shows to do tonight, you know,

and he might be one of those comics that prepares for his shows. Well, now you're making it sound like I just run up there and grab the mic and appear. Yeah, right? Just get up and start talking. Let's find out what happens. But anyway, I'll try to have him on the show some other time

and I appreciate that he said yes, he just doesn't have any follow-through. And then, show some other time and I appreciate that he said yes, it just doesn't have any follow through. And also shout out to Chad Zumach who I've known for a while and I didn't know he was going to be in town and for the last few days he's been talking about I'm going to be there if you need somebody I'll fill in, I'll jump up

there, I'm your man, I'm Chad Zumach and then I've been texting him for the last 20, 30 minutes and nope, he's not coming. Yeah, ASU Sun Devils are a powerful force. You don't want to fuck around with the

devil. Don't you know anything? Playing with fire. Alright guys, let's talk Don't you know anything? Playing with fire. All right, guys. Let's talk prize bag. I brought some stuff. Everybody brought some stuff. Jeff, what do you got?

I got... Hold up. I got a little bitty pipe from the fine people at Poke Bowl. They sent me two. So one of them I'm giving to you in this one is for scratch your back, comb your beard. I think you can reach your own beard.

I think you need that thing, really. Does it feel good? Well, it feels... I mean, it definitely feels less... You're saying if a second party has the scratchy thing, it feels better? When someone else does it to you? Jeff, get somebody to scratch your beard with that thing.

I mean... Omar will do it. Alright, buddy. Wait, is that Omar? Wow, this is the worst thing I've ever seen. This gentleman in the front row called you gorillas in the mist. It's funny, but it's not right It kind of seemed like something They did back in the day

Didn't it? Like the rich people Just sat back And let other people Rake my beard Stroke my beard Feed me grapes Yes

Grapes And beard stroking That was on a list of things You never thought You'd be doing tonight sir Huh? I actually thought he would Yes, gracious. That was on a list of things you never thought you'd be doing tonight, sir. I actually thought he would. I was going to compare it to this, to his hand.

Which, now that I'm thinking about it, would have been so much worse. Omar, you can cross that off your bucket list and also throw away the bucket list because it's terrible if that's on your bucket list. Thank you, Jeff. What do you got for us there, Tony? I have a couple of things. I worked on a feature film way back in the day, and this is a prop license plate from it called Patty on it. So hopefully our winner is Patty today. What was the movie? It was called The Reasonable Bunch originally, but it was changed to Another Happy Day. When you said Reasonable Bunch, I thought,

but they changed it to The Deplorables. They're like a calmer version of The Wild Bunch. Yeah. Another Happy Day is what it's called? Yeah, yeah. And people can see this movie? I think it's still on Netflix. And see this license plate in it?

I think so. Okay. It's either on Netflix or Amazon Prime, one of those two. All right. This is a shirt back from the producer's chair.

I stole that guy. And now it can be yours. Then I have a bumper sticker for the American Turd Association. Oh, man. I should have went first. He's got a lot of stuff. I'm going hard, buddy.

The ATA does a lot of great work, you guys. The perfect nonprofit. This is a stocking from the Richmond Tigers in the Australian Football Association. Oh. Yeah. Wait, so this is supposed to be like a Christmas thing, but sports also? Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Wait, so this is supposed to be like a Christmas thing, but sports also?

Yeah. Okay. I just can't, I'm Jewish, so I can't really use it. Yeah, but you could abuse it. And then my final prize is a paper crown with a Doug Loves Me. Oh, I like it. Oh, that's nice. I'm going to fucking wear this thing. crown with a Doug Loves Oh, I like it. Oh, that's nice. Yeah.

Fucking wear this thing. Go for it, buddy. Pete, what do you got for us? Oh, man, not 10 things. In my defense, backstage, Doug goes to me, what prize did you bring? Did I mention you have to bring a prize?

Yeah. I go, you didn't tell me to bring a prize. Oh, I thought I tweeted it to you today. I go, even if you did, you think I brought prizes in my suitcase? I've been here since yesterday. There's so many great places to shop at the airport, Pete. You want me to shop for the show?

Yeah. Yeah. Well, I didn't have time to shop for the show? Yeah. Well, I didn't have time to shop, but luckily enough, this kind club gave me to give away this fantastic mug and two VIP tickets to a future show. And Doug Benson promised to sign this glass to whoever wins. So you also will have a signed Doug Benson glass.

Yeah, you got it. You look very regal, Doug. Yeah. It's already being signed. It's already better than that Australian stocking thing. All right. I brought a Doug Loves Movies T-shirt. thing. Alright. I brought a Douglas Movies t-shirt

and sure. That's exciting. Some Douglas Movies stickers. Four of them because I made too many of them. This is neat. I ate at Spinelli's Pizza today and they gave me a fanny pack.

If you guys haven't been to Spinelli's, this isn't an ad. They're not paying me to say this, but the pepperoni knots, if you haven't had those, you're not living right. I mean,

if you don't eat meat, I guess you can just get a cheese knot. But it's just a knotted dough with delicious cheese and pepperoni in it. And it's so good. And I get that every time I come to the town. To the town. The town called Tempe. And I was just in Las Vegas, did a Douglas movies at the comedy cellar at the Rio. And then, of course, this was in my hotel room, Las Vegas magazine.

Yeah. Good magazine. See, Pete, that's why I don't worry too much about making sure that you know about the prize bag, because it's just a bunch of garbage anyway. But it's garbage from us that came from the heart. And that back scratcher, that's going to bring you hours of pleasure if you have an Omar in your life. So somebody's going to win all that,

but we're going to get to that a little bit later in the show because before we do, I have a question. Before show because before we do I have a question that before we do the games I have a question I'd like to ask everybody starting with Jeff you know the question right Jeff yeah I believe I already told you Sam Elliott Let me double check. What male movie star would you make love to? Yep. That's the question. Good answer.

Tony. That's a tough one. Oh, Jeff, what was the last movie you saw? I saw the girl with the spider tattoo today. You did today? Yeah. It's like you did homework. Well, I mean, I didn't think of it like that.

I wouldn't have done it if I thought of it like that. Did you like it? Yeah. She's like a Batman now, so it's a little different than the other one. But, I mean, Batman's cool. She's like a Batman? Yeah, she's just like a... Do people signal her to come and kill dudes?

I mean, they text her. It's like a bat. This just in on the bat text. Yeah, yeah. Her phone has a red case. I did just see Christian Bale pulling his phone out of the Batsuit. Oh, hang on. I got something I gotta

go do. You see the caller ID says Commissioner Gordon. He's like, oh no. Decline. As he puts it back in his pocket, he grumbles, they got a bat signal. Fucking use it. Yeah, fuck that guy.

Why is he texting me? I don't have unlimited minutes. Now, you saw that at the Centerpoint AMC? Yes. Where the seats, they got a button you can recline? All the way almost. Yeah. How'd that work out for you?

Just stay awake through the whole thing? I stayed awake through the whole thing, but I could have fell asleep. I had to sit myself up a couple times. Because there's a lot of it where you're laying, like you are all the way back. Yeah, you could just lay flat. Yeah. It's weird. That's why I sit real close, too. So then I'm looking up at it.

Oh, man. Right, but it was a pretty cool movie. I prefer the mystery of the first one or the books or whatever as opposed to the spider stuff in this one. But anyway, Bohemian Rhapsody, five stars. I give Bohemian Rhapsody five stars. It wasn't the last movie I saw. I can't lie.

If I could have lied, I would have only said Bohemian Rhapsody. But the truth is boring me. Yeah, so Bohemian Rhapsody is what I saw for real. Tony, what was the last movie you saw? The last movie I saw was Zama. Zama? Yeah, Z-A-M-A. Was it formerly called The Reasonable

Ones? Yes. No, it's a Spanish movie. It's on Amazon Prime. It's pretty good. It's got great cinematography. Wait, when you're taking a break from learning all this medical shit, you're like, I'm going to relax with subtitles? Oh, you know it, bud.

I want to read more. Is it a heavy movie? No, it's pretty surreal, though. Oh, yeah? What happens in it? Really surreal things. Probably nothing. There was actually a whole lot of nothing, you're right. If your seat could lay flat while you're watching it,

would you stay awake through the whole lot of nothing. You're right. If your seat could lay flat while you're watching it, would you stay awake through the whole thing? No. That's all I need to know about movies from now on. If you're able to stay awake while laying down. Because those theaters, they really tripped me out. I slipped through The Amazing Spider-Man

Part 2. It wasn't good as it turned out. But I had a nice nap. Pete, what was the last movie you saw? Do you watch movies on planes? No, not on planes, I don't. You just crash out when you're on the plane? Well, I'll read or some other stuff,

but I won't watch movies on a plane. But then what I'll do is, if someone's watching a movie across the aisle from me, I'll watch that whole movie with no sound like that. And I'm like, I should watch that. I should actually put that on my TV. And I'm like, I'll just watch this shit the whole time. That's the weirdest thing.

Yeah, you're really drawn to it. It's like the TV's, you know, sports, you know, you don't even care about the game that's on in a bar, but you'll just watch the TV that's got it on. You just stare at those things. So what was the last movie you actually saw? I got a five-year-old daughter, and coincidentally enough, a couple days ago, we watched for the first time old classic Harry and the Hendersons.

Whoa. People love that movie. That is a beauty. What a movie. You know, I forgot there's a storyline, too. It's not just a hairy animal. The family's falling apart. They're not in touch anymore.

Harry brought them back together. He really, yeah. He really brought them back together. He's the bonding element that they needed. Yes, absolutely. A good lesson from that movie, yeah. Well, 100%. Make sure when you hit something and think it's dead,

that it's dead. A lot of movies are about that. Is it sad at the end, though? Or bittersweet? Well, he had a family. Remember, they all turn around. You didn't realize they were standing there to begin with at the end when Harry's saying goodbye to the whole family. And you just think it's all just Harry turns and leaves.

And then all of a sudden, what you thought were bushes turn around, and it's his family. What? Yeah. And you're like, oh, he's back with his family. I do not remember that. Yeah, what do you think? Harry just walked through the woods crying by himself? They're like, beat it.

Yeah, I thought it was sad that he just, like, had to leave the people who had cool things, and he had to go back out into the wilderness, had to hide the people who had cool things and he had to go back out into the wilderness had to hide from cameras are you know i mean the fucking sasquatch is busy hiding from things from people i know but if you see the end of this movie you'll be amazed at how easy it is for them to hide i had i mean there was a whole scene. I had no idea they were standing there. Where'd that Sasquatch go? Where'd that bush come from? I'm telling you, it's unbelievable, man.

You're never going to look at bushes the same way. No way. I'm always going to look for the Sasquatch in the bush. I know, that sounds dirty, but... I meant it more like a game in a magazine in a dentist's office. Find the Sasquatch in this bush. You guys are still giggling at it. This is a 21 and over show, isn't it?

Okay, what was the last movie I saw, Jeff it was um terminator 2 judgment day that's right we saw the 4k restoration last night at the alamo draft house here in town yeah that's a neat yeah it's a neat theater it's always fun to go to an alamo draft house and you got one here now so that's cool and that say it straight up though like you got something to prove and they showed Judgment Day at T2 and the day it opened

I felt this way and I still feel this way now it's a great movie but that fucking kid with that Hasta La Vista baby stuff I mean that was dated immediately and now I watch it with somebody who's never seen it before and wonder with that Hasta La Vista baby stuff. I mean, that was dated immediately. And now I watch it with somebody who's never seen it before and wonder, you know, like, I mean, you must just find this insufferable

that this kid's got a killing machine and is teaching it to say Hasta La Vista. He says it like it's something everybody says. You don't? I don't. Only when I'm quoting that movie. What's the other ones

he says? You gotta tell people to chill out, man. Yeah, yeah, no problemo, why do you cry? No problemo. He teaches a fucking

killing machine to say no problemo. And then from the very beginning of the movie, Edward Furlong is a delinquent. He's ignoring his foster parents.

He's stealing shit out of bank machines. He's a fucking delinquent. And then as soon as he tells his own Terminator, hey, these guys are fucking with me, and the Terminator starts to fuck with them, then he suddenly becomes all moral and is like, please don't hurt them, Terminator. And through the rest of the movie, he tells Terminator not to kill people. And that does not help their mission. Terminator needs to kill a lot of motherfuckers to get the job done. He doesn't need a teenager telling him to stop it.

Quit it, Terminator. Okay, I'm done. He's only supposed to be 10 years old. Perfect coming of age story. Also, he's only supposed to be 10 years old. What? He was played by an 18-year-old on crack. Well, Hollywood's weird, man. I don't know how else to say it.

I love his buddy. His buddy in the movie, his little friend, has like the worst fucking mullet. Like a red-haired mullet. Like, I've got red hair. How can I make it worse? Hey, you guys, I love red-haired people. I just don't want to associate.

They gave him red hair so you wouldn't care what happened to him. Yeah. Totally. Oh, I also recently saw Boy Erased and Beautiful Boy, and I couldn't tell you which is which. Title seems appropriate for either. Or neither. Could go either either. Or neither.

Could go either way. All right. Or neither way. Never mind. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Pete, here's the part of the show where I tell, you know Bert Kreischer?

Oh, yeah. He listens to it sometimes. I tell him to turn the show off because he doesn't like this next part. He doesn't like trivia games because he doesn't like this next part. He doesn't like trivia games because he doesn't know anything. I know the feeling. Let the games begin! I'm not going to put this glass in the prize bag

because I don't want it to break in there. So we'll get you a... I think they have special bags that they put the souvenir glasses in here at the club. But anyway, Pete, what happens now is everybody made name tags that are generally movie-related. Did anybody put Pete's face on any of them?

Because you might have known that he was going to be here. That guy did. So just pick one that you like on any of them? Because you might have known that he was going to be here. That guy did. So, um... So just pick one that you like for whatever reason. Oh, right there. And then bring it back to your seat. Go grab that. Yeah, go grab it. You too, Tony.

Photoshop. Oh, shit. Yeah, you can leave it there. Yeah, that was easy. But while they... While Jeff figures this out, we'll go to a brief commercial message. We'll be right back. Hey, no sponsors this episode.

I'll just say, see you soon, Los Angeles, San Diego, and New York City. Back to the show. We're back. We did it.

Don't worry about the thing on the back there. All right. Just tell us who you're playing for and why. Name the movie, you mean? Yeah, yeah. Omar. You picked Omar's name tag.

All right. So... He made it being Omar Malkovich. And he got your face in there. And Jeff's. And mine. Hey, you saw Tony win the other night. Why didn't you put him on there?

What the hell, man? You were there Alright, and what do you got, Tony? I went for Gorillas in the Misty Printed on this beautiful paper It is beautiful Yeah And I make a really good gorilla

Yeah Haven't you always wanted to be held by Sigourney Weaver, though? Yeah Yes, I have, as it turns out Yeah. Haven't you always wanted to be held by Sigourney Weaver, though? Yeah. Yes, I have, as it turns out. All right, what do you got, Jeff? I've got planes, trains, and caramobiles. Nice soft round of applause. They put an Eddie the Eagle on there, too.

Yeah. San Diego, November 17th. But that looks like they got good representations of our faces, too. Like, you're skeptical and kind of, you're nonplussed. And I'm gregarious. I think I'm mostly like, why am I sitting next to this guy wearing a suit? Doesn't seem like me.

Doesn't seem like something I'd do. All right. Great job. We're going to play a series of games now. And the person whose name tag you chose will win the prizes if you prevail. So you're playing for Omar, and Tony's playing for Misty. No, you can leave it there so I can remember their names.

That's why they're name tags. And Jeff always likes to hide his from me very cleverly. There it is. Karen. Great job, Karen. This first game we're going to play is called Live, Die,

Repeat. I can repeat things. This is a game where it sounds really easy, and then it turns out it is. But you've got to be the fastest while being easy. I'm going to say the title of a movie. Could be a longish title. And I'm going to say it slowly.

And I'm going to start back at the beginning every time one of you guys guesses. You can guess as often as you like. And the first person who says the correct full title of this movie is the winner of the game. Yeah, I mean, Tony and Jeff already knew about this, but Pete's really taking it in. I got it.

Right? Yeah. Get in the zone, buddy. Any questions? I thought that was the movie. Then why didn't you just yell out, any questions? Because I don't know the rest of the movie. I thought that was the beginning of the name of a movie.

Right, any questions? Yes. Et cetera. No questions, though. Okay, here we go. All right. The. The.

Well, that's not going to get you anywhere. It was worth a shot. Just repeating the. The Aviator. Yeah, see, that's more like it. He took a shot. You just said the, which I don't believe is the title of any movie. The Bingo.

The Dingo Who Saved Pittsburgh. I'm sorry. Bingo. Bingo. B as in benign. The tumor is benign. I love... I love bingo humor. The bingo long...

The bingo long traveling all-stars. The bingo long traveling all-stars and... The bingo traveling all-stars and the Harlem Globetrotters. That's a great guess. No. The Bingo Traveling All-Stars and the Harlem Globetrotters. That's a great guess. No, the Bingo Long Traveling All-Stars and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. And...

I knew I forgot something. The Bingo Long Traveling All-Stars and Motor... If you know the audience, don't say it. What? Ow. The Bingo Long Traveling All-Stars and Motor Kings. The Bingo Long Traveling All-Stars and Motor Kings.

Oh, shit! I'm giving that one to Tony. Yes! Oh, nice. I'll take whatever I can get. I mean, mostly because he's not going to win anyway. No. If you were here Thursday, you know.

Yeah, Pete, these first couple of games are more for fun. The winner gets to go first in the next game, and then I'll let you know when to really, really turn it on. I'll let you know when the big finish is coming and when this whole crowd is fucking psyched to get back out in that traffic. I'm peaking way too early, Pete. That's what's going on. Yeah.

No, you're done. Yeah. That's the last right answer you're going to get tonight. No, I think you'll do okay. You didn't do that poorly the other night. No, I think you'll do okay. You didn't do that poorly the other night. It was yours to lose. I forgot Harrison Ford was

Indiana Jones Doug. Right, but once you figured that out, you were on a tear. Let's play Whose Tagline Is It Anyway? You know how movies have like a tagline like some advertising line that somebody came up with like

for gorillas in the midst. It's really clever and concise. She left everything she knew and entered a world few have ever seen. To save a wondrous creature from the cruelty of man, she went further than anyone ever dared. Some say she went

too far. I mean, seriously, why not just put a novelization of the book on the poster? Okay, so that's a bad one, but that's the idea of how these taglines work.

It's perfect, because it's all I need to know. I don't want to see that movie. Yeah, but if I was one of the gorillas? Yeah, I mean, if I knew if you were in it, if I knew that you were playing one of the gorillas I look like a gorilla

with a Hitler mustache oh you share a birthday with Pete my mustache does settle down okay I'm going to say a tagline from a movie Tony gets to start I'll say a tagline from a movie.

Tony gets to start. I'll say a tagline to him. He gets to guess. If he can't get it, if he doesn't say the right title, then we'll move to you, Pete, and you'll have a shot at it. All right. All right. And it goes around like that. Each person gets a shot until we get it.

And a theme will emerge at some point. And also, just so you know, I devise these games based on I kind of have an idea who's going to be here and what might be fun to fuck with somebody in some way. Uh-oh. So, yeah. So, you know, just keep in mind that Andrew Schultz didn't make it. I bet this next game would have been super

fun if he had. I still think it's going to be pretty good, though. I still feel alright about it. Alright, Tony gets to go first. Let's do it. I'll tell you the tagline, you tell me the movie. One guess. Go nuts.

I don't know. The Nutcracker? I wish. You know what? I'm sorry I almost interrupted your amazing guess. It was great, wasn't it? There's that new Nutcracker and the Four Realms movie. I would love it if it just said

Go Nuts. It's a sweet little ballerina and fucking Nutcrackers. But no, that's wrong. I was just going to give you a clue. You just guessed too fast. I was going to say it's not

Operation Dumbo Drop. That would have been good, though. I know. All right, Pete, what do you think it is? Man. Of all the movies ever made, let's narrow it down to one. Crazy People with Dudley Moore. Not a bad guess.

That's really good. Yeah, because it's about people who are nuts. Yeah. Yeah, that go crazy. Jeff? Are you allergic to this tagline? I have a peanuts tagline allergy. Someone get an EpiPen.

I think he's got one in a little pink bag. It's only the edging is pink, man. It's mostly light blue. Green. Go nuts. Is it that? You know, the thing about Jeff is his theory is if you wear enough colors, they'll match. Yeah.

Hey, listen. Well, you guys, some of us like to blend out. What the fuck is the name of that? I don't know. Tell us about this movie. Okay, listen. I can't remember the name of it, but is it the movie where the second one's tagline

was nutty by nature? Oh, The Nut Job? The Nut Job. Is it The Nut Job? Oh, good guess. Yeah, go nuts for The Nut Job. Nope. It isn't.

Is it The Nutty Professor? But yeah, you were really on the right track, Jeff, and no one got it. That's the tagline for the Peanuts movie. The Peanuts. Oh, Schultz. Yeah. I haven't seen it because of my allergy.

Okay, so this next round, we start with Tony. Nobody's on the board. Get some points out here somewhere well let me cross off Andrew's name I don't need to have that on here all right uh Tony what movie had the tagline it's my new wilderness adventure into the wild this is a tagline with a point of view. Into the wild where the guy went out and died in the wilderness? Yeah. It's perfect.

He'd be like, it's my adventure. Wasn't it an adventure? It was pretty great. It's my only wilderness adventure. Talk about a movie with a lesson. Join me for my best and last wilderness adventure. That movie always bothered me, too. Right? Talk about a movie with a lesson. Join me for my best and last wilderness adventure. No, it's just... That movie always bothered me, too, you know?

Right? I'm going out, I want to live in the woods, and I'm like, you're in a van. Yeah. You're in a van in the woods. Shouldn't you be in, like, a hollowed-out tree? Well, that's what he does, is he, like, lives in the van, and eventually he goes,

well, I'm not going to die living in a van. I got to get out there into the real woods. And then he goes out and dies. I think that's the story. Are we talking about the revenant? Yeah. I thought the tagline to End of the Wild is know your berries. Oh, yeah.

I went back for that one. I think it's actually the tagline is watch for that Vince Vaughn cameo. But what do you think it is, Pete? Oh, long shot here, but the great outdoors with John Candy. It's my new wilderness adventure. That's a great example. That's a great movie if you like watching a bear being hit with a stick. There's a scene, remember when the bear crashes in on the door

and it's on top of, who's under the door, John Candy? Oh yeah. And the bear is like bouncing up and down on the door. To get him to do that,

they're like hitting him with a stick and you can like see the stick in the shot. Really? Yeah, it's thin, but you can see the stick whacking this bear

while it bounces up and down on the door. Oh man. It's fucked up. Thanks for bringing it up, Pete. The name that's so close to PETA, you think you'd be more sensitive to all the animal abuse

that's going on. One of my favorite scenes in that movie is when the bear is on the hood of the car and he won't get off and Candy's trying to show him off, but now you got me so concerned. What were they doing to keep him on the hood of the car that I didn't get off and Candy's trying to show him off. But now you got me so concerned.

What were they doing to keep him on the hood of the car? I don't know. Maybe they were freezing him and then put him on the hood of the car and he liked it because it was warm. So he just stayed there. I know it's terrible what they do. I'm not advocating it. I heard they super glued

his feet to the hoop. Oh, no. No? They told him the floor was lava. The floor is lava. And he just got up there and was like, I ain't getting in that fucking lava. I'm just a bear.

I'll die. Oh, man. Bear's still alive and well living in San Diego. John Candy got arrested. So there's karma for you, huh? Right? Yeah, he died because that bear got hit with a stick. There he is right there with Jeff Tate's face plastered over him. All right.

Jeff, you got a guess on this one? It's my new wilderness adventure. Is it... Benji the Hunted? Oh! Solid guess. I don't mind that. I think that could be...

Now I do want to know what the tagline was for Benji the Hunted. Oof, what a rough. What a rough concept. Rough. Let's watch. What an arf concept. Woof, woof. That's what I say to that movie.

Woof. Meow. Wait. That's a... Never mind. Is the guy they hired to stand out in front of the theater A barker? Alright, wait, what'd you say?

Oh yeah, Benji the Hunted Benji the Hunted No, the correct answer is Race for Your Life, Charlie Brown Alright Tony, you're up first I don't know any Peanuts movies for your life, Charlie Brown. All right. Tony, you're up first. I don't know any Peanuts movies.

Well, what movie has the tagline The Peanuts Gang in their first movie? A Charlie Brown Christmas? That was a short TV special. Oh, that's a good point. That I always loved when I was a kid, and I'd go to the bathroom or something when Linus made his religious speech. I know.

I know, man. Keep it off my TV. Yeah, I'm like, get back to dancing, Linus. I'm getting enough of that at home. Those peanuts always on their soapbox. It was a weird tiny soapbox for a few minutes, because it's a long speech, too.

It takes a minute. You know, I mean, if you're a kid and you've got if you're constipated, you'll still probably make it back in time. Because why would you be? Whose turn is it? Oh, you guessed Charlie Brown Christmas.

Yeah. What do you think, Pete? What is the hint? The question? It's not a hint. It straight up tells you what it is. It's the Peanuts gang in their first movie. The trick is you just have to know the name of's the Peanuts Gang in their first movie. The trick is, you just have to know

the name of the first Peanuts movie. Oh, uh, is it the Peanuts Gang? Oh, man. That would be an amazing tagline if it was like

the movie called The Peanuts Gang. The Peanuts Gang in our first movie. And then they say The Peanuts Gang. It's the Peanuts Gang in their first movie.

Might as well have called it The Peanuts Gang in their first movie. I'm serious. Should be the whole title. Peanuts Gang in our first movie. It's the Peanuts Gang in their first movie. Might as well have called it the Peanuts Gang in their first movie. I'm serious. It should be the whole title. Peanuts Gang colon first movie. Very sensitive. Peanuts Gang first segment. Like human centipede. Wait, what happened?

I did not make that film. I did not like that film. I did not like that film because I did not see that film. It's so gross, right? Especially if you're eating peanuts. That was the whole reason they did the human centipedes to see how far a peanut would go.

So gross. Okay. Wait, did you have a guess? Not yet. Oh, he guessed penis gang. What did you think? The Muppets take Manhattan. That's not even the first Muppet movie. I know, I know. But the Muppet movie would have been less funny. Yeah even the first Muppet movie I know, I know, but the Muppet movie

Would have been less funny Yeah, the first one was called A Boy Named Charlie Brown Yeah I mean, I don't know why they're I guess that's why they made a big deal out of the gang and the tagline Because the movie sounds like it's just about one Stupid bald kid

Really mopey Alright, so nobody's on the board But here we go Tony This is your chance I think you can kill this one And by that I mean pass it to Pete Probably Introducing Woodstock

The newest member of the Peanuts gang So in what cinematic masterpiece Introducing Woodstock, the newest member of the Peanuts gang. So in what cinematic masterpiece was that little bird introduced to the world and given a name of not a thing you'd associate with a small bird? I'm going to guess it's like the Pean the chase for the great pumpkin or whatever it is. Yes, that's what it's called. It's peanuts in the chase for the great pumpkin. We all know that. Why are you looking at him like what he said was crazy?

It's clearly called peanuts in the chase for the great pumpkin. You're right, buddy. You're right. I don't know what these, this is one of them Berenstain Bears things. Yeah. This is the butterfly effect in motion. Thanks for having my back.

Stick to medicine, Tony. Yeah, yeah. Stick to something stupid like medicine. Leave the movie stuff. Yeah, we studied stick to something stupid like medicine. Leave the movie stuff to the pros. Yeah, we studied stuff that matters. Pete, do you have any guesses? I had no idea they made so many Charlie Brown movies.

Right? Charlie Brown's Snoopy's Got a Friend. It makes sense. That's his first movie, probably. Hey, Charlie Brown, Snoopy's Got a Friend. You got to make room in your house, Charlie Brown. Snoopy's got a friend. Yes, he does.

Somebody's gonna crash with you and Snoopy. What? There's plenty of room in Snoopy's house. Yeah, because he's on the fucking roof. It's a big empty house. He's never in there. And when he does go in there, it seems deep. It's deep. Seems like there's steps inside. It goes down.

It's too cold. The bird needs to be in a house at night. Right, yeah, the bird stays inside with Charlie. They put a little blanket over his head so he sleeps. It's adorable. You guys never saw Snoopy Cribs? Never saw that episode of Cribs?

Snoopy's like, here's where I keep my bird bitches. And they're like, what? I don't want to prove that. I mean, Snoopy was like, I'm not the bitches. Are you thinking of Snoop's Cribs? Might be that. Is that not the same guy? Yes.

Anyway, my guess is The Wash. Is it Snoop or Snoopy? Who are you asking about? Are you asking about Snoop or Snoopy? Is there a Charlie Brown movie called The Peanuts Gang in The Doctor is Out?

Five cents. And that's the one where Woodstock shows up? Nope. This one was called, and I haven't done this before, but a partial point is going to one of my guests so that we'll hopefully have a winner at the end of this thing. Yeah, Pete gets a partial point because the title is Snoopy Come Home. Oh. Snoopy Come Home. Oh.

Snoopy's got a friend. That's pretty close. Gotta get home for the friend. There you go. That's pretty close, man. You ballparked it. That's it. I said Snoopy Comes Home.

You did not. Listen to it back. Okay, let's play it back. Let's roll it back. Let's go to the booth. All right. We're kidding, booth. Don't do that. All right, so're kidding, booth. Don't do that.

All right, so Pete's got... He might actually do it. Pete's got a part of a point. All right. We'll say you're point one. For figuring out Snoopy would be in the title. But we still go back to Tony to start us off. Starting strong.

For those of you who never knew, and for those of you who haven't forgotten. Oh. Yeah. This is a Schultz documentary. If you know it in the audience, don't say it. It might spring into somebody's head. I doubt it.

Any guesses, Tony? No, I'm just happy to be here, Doug. For those of you... You know I love that attitude. You might be back again. Hey, what's the numbers of the rock station in town? 98, Q-U-P-D, something like that. 98, 98.

K-U-P-D, 98. Yay. I was on their morning show yesterday. Did anybody hear me on there? Okay, and of those people clapping, how many of you heard that and then decided to buy tickets to come to this? Yeah, that's what I thought. One guy? Okay, good. It was worth getting up in the morning. Got you here, man. It's fate. For those of you who never knew and for those of you

who haven't forgotten. Are you Pete? What? Oh, Pete. A Charlie Brown Christmas Part 2. Terrific guess. Yeah, like a remake. One lady in the audience doesn't like it. Jeff.

Check this out, Doug. I think that movie is called Woodstock. That is correct. Woodstock! Oh! Wow. Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate feet to Tate Tate, and I put it right in the prize bag. I'll move it. I'll move it out of the way. Congratulations, Jeff, you did it.

Yeah. Woodstock, the documentary from 1970. And even though Jeff won that game and he gets to go first in our last game, I still want to, I wrote down a tiebreaker and I want to run it by you guys. And you guys can all just guess as often as you like. This is just for fun.

What movie had the tagline, travel with the penis gang on their first overseas adventure. A lot of firsts for these Peanuts. The great Muppet caper. This title is great. I'm going to use this title in an upcoming episode for Live, Die, Repeat,

because the title of the movie is Bon Voyage, Charlie Brown, and then in parentheses, and Don't Come Back. That's ice cold. Fuck off forever, Charlie Brown. Get your bald ass out of here. Yeah.

It's crazy that they called it that. Oh, man. A boy called Charlie Brown, race for your life. Charlie, it's already getting intense with race for your life. And then Bon Voyage, don't come back.

Yakety yak. All right. Well, now we're going to play the, it's time for the big finish. Jeff's going to get a go first in this game, and then we'll go to Tony and then to Pete. And then to me, Pete, because I play along in this game. All right.

Yeah, it's called Last Man Stanton. All right. Just sort of a play on the expression last man standing. And the idea is we're going to get the name of an actor or actress from an audience member. Omar was the one who suggested Harrison

Ford the other night over at the club over in Phoenix. And then we're going to take turns naming movies that person's been in. If you can't think of one, you're out. But one time during the game, you can go to Omar and say, Omar, give me some help. All right.

Yeah, he's your lifeline. And Tony can go to Misty, and Jeff can go to hell. I got lulled into it and you're playing for Karen I mean Karen you're playing with Jeff if he needs you so be ready Karen I always write down ahead of time some people on Twitter

that reached out to me saying they've got a great name for Last Man Stanton but there was a lot of confusion before the show today about whether or not I would have guests so I was sort of focused on that and let me see here did anybody write to me on Twitter and say I've got a great suggestion?

You did? What's your name on Twitter? Natasha Willis. Full handle. I don't know if I like that expression. Full handle. I wish that was my Twitter name. Full handle.

I bet you it's not taken. If you want to jump in there and get full handle. Check it out after. Don't nobody in here take it. All right. So your name's Natasha? Hi, Natasha. What do you do?

Marketing. Somebody whooped over there. Why did you whoop? That's what I thought. What? A woman with jobs? That's really why you went woo? Because a woman that's here today has a job?

It's a very vague sounding job. Marketing. Oh, you own a business. So she should woo for you. She just did. Y'all should just work together later. They should get a woo. Woo.

All right. So Natasha, please suggest a name for us to play today steven sigal holy shit a panel of men the patriarchy you had a chance to you know give us something we wouldn't know damn it you. I still don't know it. You could have said... But yeah, I appreciate, though, that Steven Seagal, he doesn't come up enough. I usually like current movie stars, not somebody that's

probably sitting somewhere with his robe open. But... So here's what we're going to do, guys. Steven Seagal is still in play, but we're going to get a second suggestion. Did you write to me on Twitter? No? Okay, perfect. Over here? did you write to me on twitter no okay perfect over here oh she doesn't have twitter marketing lady is that a good idea yeah to not have twitter as a business person oh shit jeff coming down hard oh this just in from ch Zumach. Fuck, I messed up. He listens to the show,

so this will be fun for him. Where was that other, where's another person that tweeted that I didn't, that guy over there. Yeah. There we're talking. All right. So we're going to do the films of Sam Jackson and Steven Seagal. You could say one for either of them, and that goes for your lifeline, too, if and when you run out. And, Jeff, start us off, buddy. Samuel.

Samuel L. Jackson. L. Jackson. Samuel L. Jackson. L. Jackson. Die Hard with a Vengeance. Did you know the L stands for ladylike? Yeah. Ladylike? Ladylike. Yeah, yeah. It used to be two L's, but someone had that name already. Sam L. L. Jackson. That was already taken. He had to change

it to just one L. send that was already taken. He had to change it to just 1L. Go answer. I did. Die Hard with a Vengeance. Wait, what? Die Hard with a Vengeance. Okay. I thought you were telling me

you answered with a vengeance. No reason to get that excited. Tony? Deep Blue reason to get that excited. Tony? Deep Blue Sea. Mm-hmm. He makes a great speech in that movie. Is it all about Christmas and the Bible?

Oh, yeah, that's right. How'd you know? That's where he gets eaten by the shark, right? What? Doesn't he get eaten right after his speech? Yeah. Yeah, it's like a surprise that he gets eaten because he's making a speech. Spoiler.

But it would have been a bigger surprise if that had happened in Pulp Fiction. Yeah, it would have. Originally, they weren't going to have him get eaten by a shark, but he was late for the next movie he had to go film. He's on a tight schedule. That's a highlight of that movie. He makes 32 a week.

And the producer of the next movie was friends with the shark and was like why don't you just eat Sam Jackson and then come together Pete what do you got I'll do Pulp Fiction Pulp Fiction I gave you that one I didn't mean to it just happened God, there's so many

I'm going to go for Sam Jackson I'm going to go Jurassic Park Solid pick Hang on to your butts Could be hold on to your butts I'm never positive Hold on? Okay, hang on

Jeff It should have been hold on to your other arm A lot of spoilers today on the show I mean they're classic movies So you should already know But if you don't, sorry The long kiss goodnight I mean, they're classic movies, so you should already know. But if you don't, sorry. The Long Kiss Goodnight. Mm-hmm.

That might be my favorite. Sam Jackson, maybe. There's so many good ones. Tony? Let me go with Steven Seagal. Okay. Cradle to the Grave. What?

Deep cuts. DMX is in it. I didn't even know. Yeah. That was a movie that Seagal was in? I guess so. Oh, you can do either one? Yeah.

Oh. You know some Seagal? What's that? You know some Seagal? On the that? You know some Seagal? On the siege. Yes. There you go. Which should have been called, I'm the chef.

Don't look at me. I'm the chef. The cook, that's right. God damn it. We've got a serious corrections department over here. Okay. So I'm going to go. I hope I don't screw this one up.

Under Siege 2 Dark Territory. Yes, that's correct. Cool. Jeff? True Romance oh wow yeah oh shit

most people don't know that Steven Seagal's in that he plays Patricia Arquette Sam Jackson was in that? what? wait Sam Jackson True in there? What? Wait, Sam Jackson drew a romance? Yeah. What is he doing there? He's in real quick at the beginning.

He gets killed. Yeah. I'm not taking any of your shit, you guys. I know this is fucking true. I don't think so. All right. This guy has a chin. I'm going to side with him.

What? He's the what? I don't think so. All right. This guy has a chin. I'm going to side with him. What? He's the what?

Oh, he does? Oh. Whoa, listen to this guy. Wow. He can quote the whole line. Fucking quoting the movie and everything. I lick her foot. It's a Tarantino wrote it.

Tarantino wrote the movie. So he's like, I eat the ass. I lick her feet. I watch her feet. I zoom in tight on her feet i have a hold shot of just her feet yo jeff there's a whole speech he gives a speech in that one too i'm sporting the socks buddy he's wearing them yikes indeed tony do you got another one uh yeah uh spoilers uh avengers infinity Why is that a spoiler?

Oh, right. He's in the bonus scene at the end. Yeah. Yeah. So that's a spoiler for people that are just dying to get out of the theater. And didn't stay for the scene. People get mad now. At the end of Deadpool 2, there's scenes before some of the credits run.

But at the very end, there's no extra thing. I think I'm mad about that. Because they're still sitting there. They're forcing us to sit through the credits now, and then no payoff. But then the scenes themselves are often just a waste. They're not good. But anyway.

Just put it in the next movie. That's all I say. Let's leave during those long-ass credits. Anyway, Pete? Let's go with Sam Jackson's early work, Goodfellas. Oh, yeah. Very nice. Oh.

Yeah, you got a real smattering for that one. Yeah. Yeah. I'll stay in the early times and go Jungle Fever Jungle Feeves I like to call it and I watch it every Saturday night 1-8-7 on the motherfucking teacher he was a teacher in that one yeah he got stabbed it's not good yeah misty what you got for me oh he's going to Misty his lifeline It's very exciting

What's that Formula 51 We're knocking down all the movies with numbers in them Thank you Misty Formula 51 yeah Should I go Changing Lanes That was just on my cable TV last night

I had a lot of trouble doing that on the way over here That was just on my cable TV last night. I had a lot of trouble doing that on the way over here. You and me both, buddy. No one's going to get that. Do the right thing. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Unbreakable.

You're so sad about it. I think the trailer for Glass shows too much, so avoid that if you can, if you're interested in that movie. Tony, you used your lifeline. I did. This is it, man. Yeah. You gotta you used your lifeline. I did. This is it, man. Yeah. You gotta rise to the

occasion. Jeff wants you to have his lifeline. Karen, do you know any? Karen, help out Tony. The Incredibles. The Incredibles, that's right. Frozone. Pete? Hit me, old man. Frozone. Pete? Hit me, Omar.

What do you got? Wait a second, Pete. Let's back up just a second. Just real quick. Tony said the Incredibles. Incredibles. What do you got? Oh, the Incredibles 2.

Yeah. Oh, man. My first rodeo. Damn this. No reason to use your lifeline yet. Oh, shit. It's getting the correct title sometimes. All these subtitles and shit but i'll just go captain america civil war no wait captain america uh the the winter soldier yeah he was in that one

winter soldier yeah he's all over it There's that whole car chase thing. I mean, it's the one where things happen. Yeah. I don't want to keep spoiling stuff. Jeff? The Negotiator. Yes. That's right.

Wow. Where you at, Tony? I'm just going to throw a hail Mary was he in what Jeff what are you doing I was asking him what he was doing later was he in what Star Wars episode one the Phantom Menace

why are you looking at me? I don't know Thank you Jeff Okay A Time to Kill Whoa Yeah Alright, alright, alright The Defense Wrest Pete, I gotta say All right, all right, all right.

The defense rests. Pete, I got to say, you are the man. He was in a movie called The Man. Oh, all right. Yeah, yeah. Which could be the tagline to Shaft. Oh. Oh.

We're doing it that way now. Shut your mouth. You're doing it. Talking about shaft. Was he in the... Okay. Star Wars Episode 2 The Clone Wars. What?

Star Wars Episode 2 What? What? Star Wars Episode 3. What? Star Wars Episode 3, The Clone Wars. No! Do not attack him for that. I've had to shove all the movies out to make room for enzymes and shit.

Give me some... That's your loss, bro. It's tough. What is it called again? Star Wars episode. What do enzymes do when they get in there in the wash with the clothes?

What do they do to the stains? I mean, they dissolve them. I mean, do they attack the stain? That's what I'd say if I was an ad writer. I'd say that too, Doug. Like, I'm almost like your clone. So, what was episode two, Attack of the Clones? Yeah, yeah, that's it.

Whoa, out of nowhere. Out of nowhere. Wow. Yeah, yeah, that's it. Whoa, out of nowhere. Out of nowhere. Wow. I'd rather just get it right than have you guys walk me through these like that shit. It's a great feeling. I mean, I think we've established Tony's not going to win today.

So we're just having fun. I think I'm doing this one right. The one way they can, is it called jumpers? Yeah, yeah. Right? Yeah, jumpers. Steven Seagal does not look good in one of those, though. Oh, we haven't done it.

We've been laying off of the Steven Seagal. Yes. I want to get back into that shit. laying off of the Steven Seagal's. I want to get back into that shit. Because Steven Seagal, not unlike myself, is above the law.

That's a good one. Good one. I mean, as far as I know, I'm pretty hard to kill. I'm still alive. Oh, Tony, is this it? I think so. As I said, I'm just going to throw a hail Mary.

Was he in Mississippi Burning? Who? Samuel L. Jackson. Oh, maybe. No, I don't think he was. But thank you for playing, Tony. Let's hear it for Tony. Thank you.

What do you got, Pete? Omar, I need you now, man. Omar. What's that? Black snakes moan. Black snakes moan. Wow. I don't know that one. He said it right the first time. Snake's Moan. Black Snake's Moan. Wow. I don't know that one.

He said it right the first time. Black Snake Moan. Black Snake Moan. Just the one. I mean, are there any snakes in it? Nope. Just a chain and a radiator. Yeah, so Black Snake Moan has got Sam Jackson in it.

Thank you. Yeah, there you go. All right, now I got to stop thinking. Good job, good job. Wow, I feel like we're really getting the end of this. I feel like I'm on deadly ground. Wow, wow. Doug, that was out of sight.

Oh, you guys are flying now. He's too good. Man, give me a second. Give me a second. He wasn't in that one. Wasn't in that one. I'm going to take a guess here and say, was he in... Shit, I get it.

No hints left, right? No hints. What's that one called? The Butler? Was he in that? What? The Butler. Who's Butler?

The Butler. Wasn't that the movie called a few years ago? I don't think he was in it. But who's Butler was it? be called a few years ago. I don't think he was in it. But whose butler was it? That was Forrest Whitaker. It was Lee Jeans, the butler.

Wait. Did you say Lee Jeans? No, I said Lee Daniels, the butler. Lee Daniels, the butler. Yeah, he wasn't in that. Alright. Oh, I thought of another one, though. Daniels. The Butler. Lee Daniels the Butler. He wasn't in that. All right.

Oh, I thought of another one, though. So you're good? Yeah. I mean, you want to tap? Yeah, I'll tap. You did great, man. Thank you. Thank you.

It's funny, too, because a title will come into your head And when you're talking about other stuff It'll drop out again I had a really good Sam Jackson I was going to lay on you guys What is it? Because I'm still in I know That's why I'm still in we're dueling

Sam Jackson titles I think I'm going to go with a Steven Seagal oh yeah Cadillac Man! No, that's not it. Hang on. Hang on.

Hang on. God damn it. It's not Pink Cadillac. Maybe it's something DeVille. Cruella. Wouldn't Steven Seagal make a great Cruella Wouldn't Steven Seagal make a great Cruella DeVille? He's already wearing

big long coats What are you doing? I don't know Oh you looked at the time and looked at him I looked at my watch, I don't know what time it is I was just doing watch. I don't know what time it is. I was just doing something so I could keep remembering the title I remembered.

Oh, right. That's what I was doing. Jackie Brown! Good movie. Good movie. Well, that's pretty basic. Basic is the new movie that was too much that was too much for you guys

yeah Kill Bill Volume 2 oh snap have you seen Basic? no it's pretty good it deals a lot with rules of engagement. Ah! Ah! Oh, my God! But do they ever go on a trip anywhere?

Like, would they visit Kong Skull Island? Oh, maybe, maybe. They were equipped for jungle warfare. a trip anywhere? Like, would they visit Kong Skull Island? Maybe, maybe. They were equipped for jungle warfare. It'd be super great if jungle warfare was the name of a Steven Seagal movie. I know, right? I thought that's what you were doing. You were just discussing it?

No, I was hoping that the title would work itself out into the sentence, and then it just didn't. There's just no way. It's all shoehorn when it's the Glimmer Man. That's the one where they drive around in a Cadillac, right? Yeah.

Yeah. I don't know. Him and Damon Wayans Sr. Yeah, yeah, Kenan. What? It's Kenan. Is? It's Kenan Ivory Wayans. Is it Kenan in that one? Yeah.

Is it Kenan Ebony Wayans? No, no, no. Kenan Ivory Wayans. I always mix those up. Kenan Ebony. All right. Jeff Tate is our winner, everybody. Boy, it's getting late.

We have a hard eight out of here. Oh, that's a good one. Hard eight. Yeah. That's another movie title. He's really great in that. What else did we miss? Like every...

Oh, Snakes on a Plane. Snakes on a Plane. Oh, how could we miss Snakes on a Plane? Django Unchained. I mean, just name every Tarantino movie almost. Where's Karen at? Where you at,? Oh there you are. Congratulations.

Oh wait I also have the glass. Hang on. Hang on Karen there's also this. Oh shit. It's cool. It's cool. We're good. There you go. Don't smudge my signature. Well actually do smudge it. It'll probably be worth more. I got my glasses. Jeff, our winner today. Jeff Tate, what do you got to plug, buddy? What's coming up for you? Oh, I got this.

I just want to plug this podcast I make with my brother called Altered Tates. Listen to it. It's fun as fuck. It's me and my brother in front of an audience. It's great. He's not even a comedian. He's just hilarious. It's great. He's not even a comedian. He's just hilarious. He's fun.

I don't know how to make a better plug. Maybe the marketing lady can help me out later. But we smoke a bunch of weed. We talk about whatever we want to talk about. We had a Halloween themed, a fall festival themed episode. Since we don't celebrate Halloween, it's Devil's Night. Try to steer clear of that. We do a lot of

I don't know what else. Maybe you can help me. Okay. She's going to help you out. Yeah, we work that out later. Yeah. Altered Tates. Why are we still talking? Altered Tates. Tates. Tates. Tates. Tates. Why are we still talking? Altered Tates. Tates. Tates.

Tates. Tates. Tates. Tates. Tony Weinstock, what do you got coming up? What kind of classes? What kind of? I got some exams coming up.

You got some exams coming up? Like what's an answer you'll have to come up with? Like phalange or something? There's probably a couple phalanges in there, yeah. Distal and proximal. What? Yeah. Both.

I mean, I don't mind when it's distal, but when it's proximal, no thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Great job, dude. Thank you. Yeah.

Yeah, absolutely. You beat the, dude. Thank you. Yeah, absolutely. You fought the traffic. You're already better than two stand-up comedians that could have been here today. You're already doing better than them. And good luck in your... When do you graduate? 2022.

Wow. Okay, so, well, it was worth the effort, but I don't think we'll be here then. I have the bleakest movie trivia podcast out there. But Pete Correale, great job today, dude. Thank you for being here. Thanks for having me. I had fun.

I had a lot of fun. What's coming up for you? You got shows tonight over at Stand Up Live. Yes. The Pete and Sebastian podcast. Check that out if you haven't heard it. It's me and another comedian, Sebastian Maniscalco. It's free.

And we do it once a week. We got a bunch of episodes now, like 300 of them. So check it out. Pete and Sebastian podcast. And it's been a pleasure to be a part of yours, bro. Oh, thanks, dude. Thank you very much. Thank you thanks, dude. Thank you very much. Thank you for having me.

Thank you. I'll just say douglosmovies.com And, yeah, you guys, you did it right earlier in the show. There's no reason to... I don't know why I did that. I shouldn't have asked you to do it again. You guys are focused on how are we going to get home tonight.

How are we going to get out of this mini mall and get back to our lives. But thank you again, everybody, for being here this afternoon. Thank you. Thank you to the Tempe Improv and Stand Up Live over in Phoenix. They got a new club opening in North Phoenix called CB Live, which is like Copper Blues, the

restaurant over at the other place. And I'll hopefully do this or some sort of show over there sometime soon. I like how these guys are all trying to sneak away. Yeah, you can either just stay or go, whichever you want, but what this is is no good.

I mean, Jeff and Tony have heard the show. I only have to say the shitheads and then we all leave. It's that easy. Pete has to go to the bathroom, though, so I get that. I also love how you go backstage and then just come out a door right over there. So mysterious. Show business. Oh okay.

All the shitheads are on nice little post-its. Oh okay. Next show is in LA on Tuesday and it'll be available for you to listen to on Wednesday and as always the LA Dodgers are a shithead and Arpaio is still a shithead.