Doug Loves Movies - Pete Davidson, Harland Williams and Geoff Tate guest

Episode Date: October 25, 2015

Live from Comedy Works in Denver, Doug welcomes comics Pete Davidson, Harland Williams and Geoff Tate to the show. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug makes candy wrappers, squeaky babies, sticky seeds With 50 azepop or kernels in his teeth There's still not more that he won't see But Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I'm super ripped. And I love movies. This is I Love Movies.

Coming to you once again from underground, deep underground, at Comedy Works in downtown Denver, Colorado! I don't have statistics to back this up, but I think the smartest state in the country might just be my opinion it's Saturday October 24 let's call it 2015 let me see your name tags Denver hold them up a mile high oh this is crazy I am definitely going to vine the moment when my guests have to pick between all of these name tags.

The nightmare before Christina with actual human bones taped to it. Spark Man. Who's Spark? You're Sparkman? Spark is your last name? Sparkman is your last name? Alright, Sparkman.

Jim's apartment, because your name is apartment. Rasta Jeff brought a Rasta Jeff me instead of super hi me. And it keeps it in really good condition. Folded it up in sixteenths and then... Yeah, yeah, you almost rolled something with it. Wow, you guys got...

You came in last minute real up close and you have these banners that I don't understand. It's like your coat of arms or something? And then you just put... Did you put a movie title on there somewhere? No? Okay. Here's ten things I hate about you. Someone likes Build-A-Title.

Tucker the Man, the Myth, and the Machine, or whatever that was called. But your name's just Tucker? Yeah, that makes it easy. You don't have to fuck around. And there's a light-up one that strangely, it's lit up, but I still can't read it. It's Kylander

instead of Kylander, instead of Highlander? Okay. Well, good job, everybody. There's lots of good ones. It's Kylander instead of Kylelander instead of Highlander? Yes. Okay. Well, good job, everybody. There's lots of good ones. There's a That Thing You Do poster back there. I recognize that. I recognize a lot of the images.

Ex-Mikina instead of Makina. Oh, Mykina? Your name's Mike? All right. Why does it say all that on the back of your poster? Oh, that's the front. Okay. This is the lightsaber used to slay Jar Jar.

You're welcome. I'm Asher. And then there's a lightsaber taped to it. You should just get on a freeway off-ramp and just get money for that sign. I'll kill Jar Jar for food. Well, you guys, I gotta do a few plugs before moving on. You can put the light are the lights still on the audience?

I think they are you can dim those now wait where did the audience go? Douglas Movies is happening at the Nerd Melt showroom in Meltdown Comics this Tuesday October 27th

and I'll be in Tampa, Florida on Tuesday, October 29th and Halloween, October 30th. That show's at 420. Wear a costume slash name tag for fun. That's the only reason I could think of to do it.

I don't know if you'd be more likely to get chosen for the games, but Doug Loves Movies is also coming to San Francisco on New Year's Eve at 420 at Cobb's Comedy Club so you can make it a fun early night or you could go to parties afterwards. I'm not in charge of your life.

I don't give a fuck about what how it works into your plans. I just hope it does. DougLovesMovies.com That's DougLovesMovies.com. That's DouglasMovies.com. Before I get into the prize bag, the coolest thing just happened. I was walking down 15th Street,

and as I do to get to this club, Comedy Works on 15th Street, and I passed by an art gallery, and I looked in the window, and it was all art that was based off of Disney properties. So it's like Disneyland, Disney movies, Marvel, all of that shit.

And so that I got excited and then I remembered that somebody from that gallery had tweeted me, you should come by and I'll give you something for the he called it the grab bag. I'll give you something for the, he called it the grab bag. I'll give you something for the grab bag. And this guy at this place, this guy, he,

it's called the Incredible Art Gallery, asked for Jared, and like I said, they've got Star Wars, Disney, all this stuff, all this artwork, and the thing that he gave me for the grab bag, I'm just going to keep it. You guys are going to understand when you see this shit. It's too cool for me. I mean, it's a cool thing for the grab bag, and I think you guys would love it. But I flip it over,

and it's like a million dollars taped to the... I just still, I guess I should have just given the gallery a plug and not even shown it to you guys. I shouldn't be rubbing it in,

but it's so cool. It's called, it's not, Easy Being Green, it is not. Easy Being Green, it is not. Easy Being Green, it is not. And look at this. That's the most awesome thing ever.

It's Yoda and Kermit the Frog. Just hanging out, hanging out in a swamp. I don't know if it's Yoda's planet or Kermit the Frog. Just hanging out in a swamp. I don't know if it's Yoda's planet or Kermit's. I don't know who's visiting who. You'd assume maybe Kermit was visiting Yoda since he was in his robe. But it could be a traveling robe. It's hard to know. But can somebody come take this from me so that, I mean, somebody that's been prearranged to take it.

There you go. Take good care of that. My precious new thing. But that doesn't mean the prize bag isn't going to be amazing. All three guests today brought super great things for the prize bag. And I brought the usual garbage. I brought... Schmovie!

The game you've been hearing about and wondering about, about but not purchasing yourself, could be yours today. A Doug Loves Movies t-shirt. This feels like a big one. So that'll fit anybody. Might be a nightie. I just wore this on Getting Doug With High the other day

to plug the nice people at Mid-City Pizza in New Orleans. And now I put it in the prize bag. Smells like me and everything. A copy of Promotional Tool. A Taylor Swift wristband thingy. Plastic wristband. And whatever my guests brought. And my guests are three good ones.

Three of my favorites who happen to be in town and willing to participate. Please give a big warm welcome to Harlan Williams, Jeff Tate, and Pete Davidson. Thank you. Hey guys Let's meet them individually Hey guys. Let's meet them individually. On my far left, it's Harlan Williams, everybody!

Live long and eggnog. How are you, man? I'm great, man. This is a treat. It's great to be here in this, like, underground Walking Dead zombie bunker. Yeah, we're safe if shit goes down out there. We're safe, we're safe. We're gonna all come out of here. I'm wearing a condom.

Well, people are gonna to laugh at me. Maybe this isn't the forum for me. Yeah, I don't think... You came here to do some serious movie criticism, and people are just going to laugh at you. Wow, this is tough. You're performing over at the other comedy works in town. Yeah.

What do they call that one? It's either South or North. I don't know which one. Oh, it's... What is it. I don't know which one. What is it? I just call it the Papa Do's Club. It's right next door to Papa Do. They should name that place Papa Zit because the food's so fucking greasy.

Papa Zit. Well, I look forward to having them as the sponsor on the show. How about Papa Smurf? Is that better? That's better. Okay. Yeah. Was Papa Smurf an avatar?

You walk out of there blue and sick to your stomach. Yeah. With acne, yeah. What do you got for the prize bag, Harlan? Oh, wow. I got this. It's a magic shirt. Can you hold this for me for one sec?

But hold it up to his mouth so he can talk still. So basically, it's a magic shirt, and people come up to you and go, what the hell does it say? And you fold it like this. And it goes fuck off. And it says fuck off So it's basically like a friendly Magic fuck off shirt

And kids love magic So hopefully lots of kids Will come up to you and you can tell They'll go what the hell is that And you can say fuck off kid Which we always want to do to kids Fucking kids I'd wear it and I'd go up to somebody And go could you give me directions Which we always want to do to kids. Fucking kids.

I'd wear it and I'd go up to somebody and go, could you give me directions? And like in the middle of the directions, I'd be like, I don't know if I can do it right. Why do you make it look like Victoria's Secret? It's real sexy the way he did that. I could almost see your areol eyes through your seven fucking sweaters.

What are you going, camping later? We have the same clothes on. Well, let's go camping together. I'll get the teapots off, you get the fucking diarrhea pills. It's just a hoodie over a t-shirt, man. We could be homeless,

me and you. The weather in Denver's very exciting right now because when you walk down the street, it changes every block. Because if you're on a shady block, it gets really cool, but if you're on a sun block, you get fucking

sun-faced. cool, but if you're on a sunblock, you get fucking sun-faced. Pete Davidson is here, everybody. Doing shows all weekend long here, right here on this very stage and loving it. Love it here. Yeah, he's having a great

time. I keep telling him that. And you're having a great time getting me high with your weed. Yes. You can just get it here. You can totally just get it. I went over to

Lodo Wellness today. Did a little shopping. Also picked up some other, some underwear. I got hemp underwear. I got shampoo. I got weed shampoo. I've been showering like all week.

I took like nine showers. We don't know if our teenager's masturbating or getting high in the shower. We just know he's been in there a lot. It's not an either or. Yeah, now that you mention it, I'm going to put some weed shampoo in my pubes. Shampoo? Shampoo.

So, Pete, you got a week off from SNL, so of course you come to Colorado. It's a perfect getaway. It's great. Yeah. And do you have something for the bag? I do, I have Frosted Flake socks What do you think of those Harley? Wait, can I do it? They're great

I was going to go down the line Can I do it? They're great. Yeah. I was gonna go down the line and ask until somebody said they're great. Oh, man. And if nobody did, I was gonna finish the bit with it. My grandpa's gonna love that joke. They kind of feel like cereal boxes. Yeah. Like they're not the softest socks I've ever felt.

I got them at a candy store. So they're made out of candy. I have a Count Chocula thong. Oh, if you're going to laugh. All right, go ahead and sing it. You what? Could you sing that thong for us? Oh, how dare you?

How dare you? I hope that weird fucking vegetable crisper on the wall hits you in the head. They do have some weird items on the wall here. I feel like there's like pterodactyl eggs incubating in there. I think so, yeah. I saw Newman walking around earlier looking for... I'm just calling to the babies.

All right, fuck you. Don't answer. I don't care. Be eggs. And Jeff Tate is here, everybody! Hello. Hello. Hey, everybody. Hey everybody Hello What'd you bring? I brought two shirts

We brought so much clothes for you guys Yeah, I got this bag from the airport This bag was third runner up for the role in American Beauty But they decided to go with one that wasn't advertising a TV network. They couldn't get

the rights to CNBC. Yeah. I love airports with the CNBC store, the Fox News store, the E! Entertainment store. They just stick those names on bodegas, essentially.

Yeah, I'm a fan of magazine that owns stores. Magazines. I got a denim on denim denim on denim right there and uh this is from uh this is a shirt from a place called destination dogs in new brunswick new jersey and if you ever end up in New Brunswick, New Jersey that fucking hot dog place is fantastic it's the fucking shit and I got a stitch kit for speakyoursilence.org if you want to

go there, that's a cool organization non-profit, hooks up adult survivors of child sex abuse with pro bono counseling so applause applause applause I'm so glad with pro bono counseling.

I'm so glad I didn't try to make a joke. I was like, I'm going to get him. Oh, thank God. I didn't fucking say anything. No, I mean, you can. No. Go ahead. No?

Harlan? No, I just thought it was odd that people clapped really hard for child sex abuse. Well, no, we're all against it. Okay, I didn't hear that part. No, we're excitedly against it. Brings us to our feet. Yeah, it's, I mean... My magic fuck off shirt is also for the same thing.

How you feeling, kid? Oh, fuck off. Okay. Harlan and I want to tell child sex predators to fuck off. Like, that's our...

Yeah, that's it. That's what we want to do. You're proud of me. Fuck off, sex predators. That's something we can all get behind. They still have that show to catch a predator.

Is that still on? Nope. I wish that... I always wanted that show to catch a predator is that still on nope I wish that I always wanted that guy to catch a predator to really like walk in and there was like a real predator there

like a full grown African lion and he's like what are you doing here and it just eats his face I was picturing the lion with like sick Zima

like the lion was there like I'm here to meet Hillary but you're a lion hey I always wanted an episode of that show to end up with the guy from Cheaters I think my girlfriend's fucking a bunch of weirdos

in this house. And then they show up and then Chris Hansen comes out and they're like, what are you doing here? What are you doing here? My girlfriend's an actress and she keeps fucking creeps. Then they all go to hell.

I'm glad we got that off our chest, man. That's nice. I feel better. chest, man. That's nice. I feel better. I feel better. That's a real good and dirty. Dirty and good. Well,

it's been seven years since I was able to do my catch a predator bit, but you opened the door for me. I love it when the guys brought baked goods for the kid, right?

What's in the bag? And he pulls out delicious, freshly made croissants. Maybe I watch too many episodes. Don't judge. I didn't find that show funny because I was the age that the Predators were fucking when that show came out. That's okay.

It was like American Horror Story for you. Oh, dude, have you been watching that with the fucking drill dick? No, no. Yo, that's crazy. Yeah. Guy is a demon with a drill cock. A drill cock?

I named him Steve. Yeah. He has like a drill cock? No, there's a demon in an American Horror Story that he rapes you with his drill cock. Like a black and decker drill cock?

Yeah, seriously. No, it's a black and decker. He pulls down his pants. That's racist, is what that is. No, he pulls down his pants and it just fucking... Wow, so he could fuck you and then hang art. They're not really utilizing it.

Fuck art and then hang him. They show his weird dick on TV? Yeah, well, it's a drill, so... Yeah, they could show... It's not nudity if it's a drill. It's a drill coming out of his It would be weird if they blurred that Yeah

Well, I think Like, no, not even in this world, you guys It's weird that they thought it up in the first place That'd be great to get some Phillips head For my Home Depot homies My Home Depot homies my Home Depot homies can I get associate to the stage

an associate to the stage please an associate to the stage that's for my Home Depot homies too sometimes when he's drilling a woman he asks her to play with his lug nuts alright too soon too much too soon to play with his lug nuts. All right. Too soon. Too much.

Too much, too soon. Too soon. Yeah. Have you been to the movies lately, Harlan? Have you seen a film recently that you can tell us about? I saw Steve Jobs yesterday. You did? And by the way,

this is what I learned from the movie. I don't know if you guys know this. Steve Jobs, his first name wasn't actually Steve. It was Blow. I missed that part. Blow Jobs was unbelievable. Smart guy.

That joke was for the four-year-olds listening. Four-year-olds love blowjob jokes. Yeah, they do. What are you listening to? Hey, it doesn't do much good to throw the demographic out after you've told the joke. You should do that before

so that they know to listen. Yeah, listen up, four-year-olds. I saw blowjobs yesterday. There's somebody out there right now that's like, I work at Home Depot. What'd he say? Associate to the stage, associate to the stage. What about his brother, Hand? Yeah.

Oh, fuck you! It's not okay when I do it! Oh, suck my dick! Hey, that's what a blowjob is. Yeah. Hey! Oh, wow. Don't forgetjob is. Yeah. Hey. Hey. Oh, wow. Don't forget his Uncle Dirty jobs. All right, that was uncalled for.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on. I don't have one yet, but hold on. You're the Ben Bailey of riffing. Just give me a moment. Wait, wait, wait, wait. He has a sister named Summer. Summer Jobs.

Right? And mine's not dirty. It's still a good pun. I feel bad I started this now. You could have went with Rim. What? You could have went with Rim. Rim.

Rim Jobs. Oh. Rim jobs. Oh, the butt. Okay, yeah. Or the very obvious boob. Oh, the butt. I'm not... Boob job. Oh, boob job.

Wow. Okay. Wow. I mean, I could go all fucking day. Yeah, you got a lot. You got a lot. This is the worst episode of Match Game ever. I've spent ten years wondering why I never got on Saturday Night Live And just that riff right there

Now I know I can only come up with one, maybe two I thought of Blowjobs too But Harlan already said it And then Summer, that's it You have a whole list Boobjob Did you like Steve Jobs? Harlan already said it. And then Summer, that's it. You have a whole list. Boob job.

Did you like Steve Jobs? I did, I did. I didn't think I'd like it because I thought they're going to play up, you know, him and his daughter angle all the way through it. And it was going to be, what was that movie, the Stephen Hawking's movie?

Stephen Hawking? Yeah. Yeah, Theory of Everything? Yeah so I went to that thinking it was gonna be about his life and his brilliance and it was about his his love life and I didn't give a crap I wanted to know about his superior mind and so I was worried Steve Jobs was gonna be about him and his daughter and they wouldn't show all his accomplishments but they did show it all, so the daughter was

kind of a light pea story, so I ended up really liking the movie. You mean his daughter didn't get a lot of attention, much like in real life? Yeah. Kind of overlooked. You were hoping that the movie would ignore his daughter much like he did. Yeah, pretty much.

I hate his daughter. She's a mess. Yeah, that little brat. She's a little apple. She's like, I'm your daughter, I'm your daughter. And he's Yeah, pretty much. I ate his daughter. She's a mess. Yeah, that little brat. She's a little apple. She's like, I'm your daughter, I'm your daughter. And he's like, prove it.

Yeah. You can just, you can just reach into your pocket and find out about Steve Jobs' accomplishments. I have one somewhere. Yeah, we're all

carrying him around with us all the time. That's true, that's true. He thought of phones. Yeah. They didn't even touch on the phones in the movie. They didn't even get that far. They just got to that blue, the blue Mac, the iMac.

Looked like a blue, like a plastic, looked like a Swedish hockey helmet, that thing. Oh, you cleared it up. Thanks for the example. You were really reaching for a point of reference that we would all get. A Swedish hockey helmet. A blue Swedish hockey helmet. You got it.

Are there any Swedish hockey fans here? Liars. Liars. Some guy yelled, yeah. They're all liars. Except some of them might be Lars. But the rest of them are liars. Except some of them might be Lars. But the rest of them are liars. Pete, I know you were thinking about seeing Goosebumps today, but that didn't happen, right?

Yeah. I feel like people would never make a lot of plans at night. For like the next day, and then it just doesn't happen. Yeah, last night you were like, I want to see Goosebumps tomorrow. I was like, I want to see Goosebumps tomorrow. And then it doesn't happen. Yeah, last night you were like, I want to see Goosebumps tomorrow. I was like, I want to see Goosebumps tomorrow. Then it turned in, oh, I got to get over to Doug's show now that it's 4 o'clock. Yeah.

I saw Fight Club. Like how? Like Netflix or something? I bought it on Xbox Video. I don't know why I felt the need to say that. And you had never seen it previously? I'd never seen it before. Okay.

And wow, what a movie. Yeah, right? Anything with meatloaf in it is a home run. That was sick. Oh, fuck. That was awesome. It's like merry calendars all the way. Even bigger tits. It was so weird. Huge tits. It was awesome. Has the twist merry calendars all the way. Even bigger tits. It was so weird. Huge tits. It was awesome. Has the twist of Fight Club already gotten to you? Like, did you know going in what the twist was?

No, I had no idea. And were you surprised by it? No, when it happened, I was like, get the fuck out. The whole time? Wow. Wow. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Kind of makes you want to watch it again.

What's the twist? Oh, fuck you. You've never seen Fight Club? No, I have seen it. I just don't. What's the twist? Brad Pitt is a figment of Edward Norton's imagination. There is no Tyler Durden.

He is Tyler Durden. Oh, shit. I just got it mixed up with the crying game. Oh, what's that? Okay, Fight Club, the twist. Okay. I thought Brad Pitt had a car. Oh, it was awesome, and also

I totally understand now Why my mom wanted to fuck Brad Pitt Like watching that movie, I was like Oh, I get it You know, because I grew up on Why your mom? Why not just women in general? I don't know Is that something your mom would say

At the breakfast table every day? I didn't think he would dive into it. I have no response for that. I want to fuck the fake guy from Fight Club. I bet, like I'd be more concerned if my mom wanted to fuck Brad Pitt than if just women did in general. Like I understand why ladies want to do stuff to other people.

My mom wanted to fuck meatloaf. Is that... Yeah, put it on the table and do it in front of everybody. So I guess my grandma wanted to fuck meatloaf. That's right. Oh, what? That was an old joke.

There is a bit of an age difference Between a few of our panelists There is You guys know that you could probably Just set that up right Like Meatloaf will probably Fuck your mom Like a bat out of hell

Yeah yeah yeah Yeah Yeah I know your music I know you old fucks' music Fucking Creedence Clearwater I know it Bon Jovi

Fucking, I know Have a nice day That's it You're right on it You're all over it You're in the wheelhouse. Alright, so what about you, Jeff? Have you been to the movies?

We're almost out of time. I saw that movie Bridge of Spies. Oh, I'm sorry. One person in the back. Did that person in the back like it? Really? Okay. Yeah. No, it was...

I didn't really like it. I thought it was boring. It's a lot of paperwork, spy stuff. It's a spy thriller, but it's just a guy being like, come on. No, but come on. Hang on.

Let me go ask the other guy. Come on. And Spielberg does this thing, like he did the thing like he did in Munich where like, like introduce characters and then just didn't do anything with them. But I heard that Mark Rylance, who plays the like the key witness in the whatever's going on, I heard he's terrific. But I heard that Mark Rylance, who plays the key witness in whatever's going on,

I heard he's terrific. Oh, yeah, that guy's great, the Russian dude. That guy's great. There's this Tom Hanks fella in it. I love Tom Hanks, but, you know, I was hoping this one would be a little bit more like Catch Me If You Can, but it sounds more like The Terminal.

Hey, it's like a... It's horrible. It's so funny how upset you guys get. It's like a whole room full of people who love movies. They spent 20 minutes in this movie trying to explain to me that the guy who flew the U-2 fighter pilot bomb thing, the plane that crashed,

would know stuff about it. It spent 20 minutes showing him, being like, now you know secret stuff. Like, yeah, you fly the thing. Like, we all knew that. You're a pilot, you fly the thing. I'm sure when we're watching the movie, this will make sense.

But right now, it's a little hard to follow. It's a U-2 fighter jet that's a little hard to follow. fighter jet that's like stealth and takes pictures. I know, I'm sorry. I meant, let's move on. I just, I kind of wish

you'd seen Goosebumps because I think you'd probably describe it easier. For the first time on this show, I saw a movie and actually have a legitimate opinion about it. And you shoot me down. I'm going to go back to just saying things.

I just didn't want to do 20 minutes on the 20 minutes of that movie that you thought were pointless. No, I thought I was just going to redo that sentence. Anyway, I saw Lone Ranger, and it's fucking dope. Did you ever see Lone Ranger, Harlan? I saw the first part of it, but as soon as I saw Johnny Depp,

it looked like he fell in, like, French toast batter. For the listeners, that wasn't a triumphant mic drop by Harlan. Like he sat down and threw his mic down. That was Pete Davidson losing control of his... Dropping his microphone from laughing so hard. It looked like he ducked his face. Johnny Depp looked like pancake batter.

Yeah. And pancake batter. No, I said French toast batter. Whatever! But it looked like he had... It looked like he dumped his face in French toast batter and had sours. What's the difference?

What's the difference between pancake and French toast batter? French... What's that difference? What's the difference between pancake and French toast batter? What's that? No. Eggs. French toast. Eggs. I didn't want this.

Enough of the goddamn eggs. It was meant to be a little rip. It's cinnamon, motherfuckers. All right? Come on. Jesus Christ. Cinnamon. So you didn't care for the lady who did Johnny Depp's makeup? Cinnamon, motherfuckers, all right? Come on. Jesus Christ. Cinnamon.

So you didn't care for the lady who did Johnny Depp's makeup, and that's why you don't like that movie is the makeup? Well, it was just one example of a lot of things that weren't good about that movie. But you didn't get to the end where that guy rode a horse onto a train. Yeah, you could either say that was spectacular and entertaining, or that was one of the dumbest things I've ever seen because that could not have ever possibly have happened. That's why it's cool

it's a movie. No but it's got like current style action in a movie that takes place in the old west. It's like Wild Wild West do you like that one too? Yeah it's fun Bridge of Spies all the shit in bridges spies happened boring yeah I rode a horse onto a train right there's no one there's a giant mechanical bridges of Madison spies I had a little more romantic horse a horse You know where I'll stand?

A horse jumped in the sequel to 300. Did you see 301 or whatever the hell it was called? What was the sequel to 300? The 300 Rise of the Machines. And there were boats moving at about one knot per hour. You can't combine those two, I know, because a knot is already a measurement of speed, but it's also a

wonderful baked good. They had a horse jump. The ending was a horse jump, just like with fucking French Toast Willie or whatever his name was. Oh, Tonto? You forgot the name Tonto? Tonto, Tonto. I always

thought it was Toto, but you live in your own fucking world. Did he jump a horse from one boat to another? Yeah, through fire. Oh, yeah, okay, I'll see that. That one was boring, too. It was boring. Let's talk, it's Halloween month. It's October.

So, do you guys have a favorite scary movie? Anybody? Not the audience. I love The Ring. You ever see The Ring? No, let's go one by one. Every person here. Everybody.

I like The Ring, Doug. The Ring. Okay. Alright. I like The Ring. I don't like that kind of stuff. The ring. Oh, okay. All right. I like the ring. I don't like that kind of stuff. Not that I'm scared. It's because I'm the opposite of scared by it.

You're delighted? Would you like onion rings? No, the opposite of scared isn't delighted. Is it? Sleeping? Bored, yeah. Not scared. I think the first paranormal activity was scary as fuck. Really?

I mean, because it was so different. And I was also like... 12. 8th grade. It was so scary, Doug. No, like I had to sleep with my mom for like a week after that. I swear to God. I did.

You had to push Brad Pitt out of her bed. But it wasn't Brad Pitt. It was me the whole time. Oh! Apologies to anyone who still hasn't seen Fight Club. Because what if you'd listened to this podcast and then watched it?

It would have been ruined. Oh, yeah. That'd be so weird if you listened. Because he podcast and then watched it and it would have been ruined? Oh yeah. That'd be so weird if you listened because he's the one that spoiled it. So if he's listening to this podcast and he gets Fight Club spoiled by himself It's Back to the Future 2 week.

Great Scott. Halloween. Halloween would be my pick too. Halloween's my favorite scary movie. Simple, fast-paced, fun, synth score, you know? Beep-a-boop, beep-a-boop,

beep-a-boop, beep-a-boop, beep-a-boop, beep-a-boop. And, uh... The heroine actually does something smart. She grabs a hanger and stabs him in the eyes with the hanger. And then it was one of the first times where the body gets up again anyway, so she didn't know any better.

It's also the most believable body gets up, because he just falls out a window. It's not like the fifth one where he gets hit by a car. And someone chops his head off. Are you talking about Rob Zombie Halloween or the old one? We're talking about Halloween for seniors.

I am. Not Halloween for young dogs. The quality's not as good, but it's a better movie. Which one? The first one. Yeah, yeah. The original, original one. Yeah, I don't, you know,

I don't think that movie needed to be remade. I understand, you know, that's a great title. I think he fucked a horse in the second one. I may be wrong. I could be wrong. Mike Myers fucked a horse? Yeah, or he befriended a unicorn.

You're thinking of the love guru. I could be wrong. I never get sick of Mike Reier's jokes. I love the Love Guru. That movie's awesome. Mariska Hargitay,

Doug. That movie's great. My cousin Olivia Benson, yeah. I gotta have her back.

All right, well. Did you have to go to a re-education camp to learn to say that? What, Mariska Hargitay?

No, the love guru is awesome No, again, I was nine when that came out So, I love those movies Those movies I haven't, yeah I haven't like seen it since then Yeah, so it's probably terrible Don't, yeah, don't

Don't do it It'll really ruin it for you Alright then. Yeah. So don't. Yeah, don't. Don't do it. It'll really ruin it for you. Alright. Here's a part of the show where I say, let the games begin! Yeah! The audience has made a lot of wonderful

name tags. And I'd like you guys to each select who you would like to play for. Out of all these amazing name tags, just go grab the one that you want to play for. And bring it back to your seat. I made a vine of it. Harlan and Pete, just go grab one Go physically get it You've both been on the show before You should know

How it works Pete Pete Pete! Pete! Pete! Pete! Oh, we got some little donuts. We got some donut holes. What's happening? All right. Pete's got one. Who are you playing for, Harlan?

I'm playing for the big Lemikski. The big Lemikski. And he's got a real genuine bowling pin. Yeah, that's legit. That's too legit to quit right there. I'm sorry! That's really real. That's real. I'll read it.

Do I have to read something? No, no. There's a shithead on the bottom, but you know how that works. We'll read that if you lose today. Okay. Yeah, otherwise that guy Mike is going to win the... What's your name, Mike? Yeah. The Mike-ski?

All right. The house lights can come down again now. They like to leave them on. I think they're on a timer or something. They like to leave them on for a while. Who are you playing for, Pete? I was going to grab the guy who had Pernhub, but then I decided to be funny and

then gave it back to him. That's what all that riots was about. But I am playing now for Sarasic World. Sarah and Jurassic combined. She made a nice original poster. Because I don't think I said that right.

Sarasic World. Yeah, that's nice. Is there a shithead on the back? Don't read original poster. Because I don't think I said that right. Sir Asic World. Yeah. That's nice. Yeah. Is there a shithead on the back? Don't read it out loud. Is there a shit what? Nothing.

Yeah, there is. Don't read that. I can't even read it anyway. Oh, okay. Perfect. Oh, no, I got it. It's a good one. Yeah.

I'll read that if you lose today, but if you don't, then that's that. And who are you playing for, Jeff? James. James. James.

I'm playing for James. And yeah, and he... It looks like there's a joint on the back. Oh, really? Yeah. Is that right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, there's a joint on the back.

I'll take that. Hey. Yeah, it's like a... Can we light that now? Some sort of pre-rolled or something? No. We'll do it after. Okay. Yeah, yeah.

Would have been cool if we could do it now. Yeah. No, I quit smoking pot quite frequently. I do it for about 90 minutes. And then my show's over and I pick up the habit again. But yeah, James took a J from a movie marquee but then he also wrote James on it and he gave us

this lovely I can't get it open anyway but here you go so right now somebody's going to the new Ames Bond movie Jurassic World good work buddy good work thanks for caring Jurassic World? Good work, buddy. Good work. Thanks for caring.

Alright, this first game we're going to play... You don't have to hold that the whole time, Jeff. It looks like a candy cane, like a holiday treat. There you go. The J is just an upside-down candy cane. Depending on how you hold your candy canes. Are you all right, Jeff? No. So complicated.

Yeah. J's are hard. Tough letter. It's always been a tough letter. It's like a silent J almost. It's an A pointer in Scrabble. That's the last thing. Last thing we needed was a big J. Uh, we had plenty of those before the show. All right. Let's, uh, play a game that I like to call Doug loves musicals.

musicals. Whoa, easy. Easy guy. Whoa. Yeah. It's not easy for most people because they don't love musicals like I do. I'm going to start naming songs from a movie musical. This is just for the fellas up on

stage. I know lots of you in the audience are going to know the answer, but hold your tongues. And as soon as you think of you can guess as many times as you tongues. And as soon as you think of, you can guess as many times as you want, but as soon as you think of a movie musical that would have these songs in it, just say it into your microphone. First one to get it wins.

What movie musical has all of these songs in it? You'll See? You'll See? So can you think of any musicals with a revenge plot? No Or Sweeney Todd Daredevil There you go

Another Day The Muppets Take Manhattan I like that guess Thank you One Song Glory Glory I like that guess. Thank you. One song glory? Glory. Yes, glory. The Civil War musical. They don't put enough whimsy in those Civil War movies.

There's a song in this musical called Over the Moon. Under the Rainbow. That's not a musical. I Should Tell You. Oh, this is fun. There's a song in this musical called Halloween. Yeah. Isn't that fun?

That is fun, yeah. Now, if we guess wrong, are we out of the game? Yeah, and you have to leave the stage. Great. I don't know. You can't even guess wrong. I can't guess wrong. It's not in my genes.

The Nightmare Before Christmas. No, good guess. Corpse Bride. Without You. You Too. I don't know. Your Eyes. Love Heals.

All these songs are in one movie musical that lots of people in the audience know. That's a lot of songs. Tarzan. Les Miserables? I don't know. What were Hugh Jackman singing? I don't know.

No, it wasn't. Was that Russell Crowe? I don't know. They both shouldn't sing. Anyway. Was it that Woody Allen musical with Ed Norton and Goldie Hawn's little daughter?

I can't accept that as an answer and also it's wrong. Sounds right to me. What year? What you own? Rent. What? Rent. Rent is the answer. Ah!

Ah! You could have said Light My Candle, the only song anyone knows. Yeah, I was going to say 525,600 minutes. Yeah, I don't even think that's what that song's called. Yeah, it is. I think it's called Seasons of Love. Oh, I wouldn't have known that.

I just know the minutes thing. I didn't get to Santa Fe yet But Santa Fe is a popular Town and musical And then I'll cover you out tonight Goodbye love And then the very last song If we'd have gotten that far

It would have been fun to see you guys guess After I said rent Because that's what happened the other night With Newsies The game just became who could say Newsies the fastest after Doug says Newsies. We should play that game. Okay. This doesn't count for anything, but I'm going to say a word,

and one of you guys, see who can say it back the fastest. You ready? Ready. Grenadine. Grenadine! I didn't even get one fucking letter out. I love that game. Oh, let's do another one.

Monopoly. Monopoly I don't like this game I don't like it at all Now you're abusing me, I think This is fun Now you're abusing me, I think. This is fun. It's not a game everybody's good at. It's not something you can practice. Practice!

Come on, Doug. Any day. Okay, now I'm going to say a name. I'm going to say a first name and a last name. First one to say the whole name correctly after I say it wins. Okay, ready? Eddie Redmayne. Eddie Redmayne!

Pete is definitely the champion of this game I think I found my talent I feel like I'm the guy on Jeopardy With the broken buzzer, man Yeah, because one's always broken That's what keeps that game interesting Yeah, yeah, I'm that guy Is that true?

It's just a secret Secret truth Is that true? It's just a secret Secret truth Like somebody taught me If you hold the floor you want to go to On an elevator If you hold the floor you want to go to With the door closed button At the same time

Hold it for five seconds It takes Expressly goes there It doesn't make any stops And it's worked every time I've done it in really empty hotels. So I'm still not sure if it's legit. Let's play Last Man Stanton. Now, just to refresh your memories, guys,

this is the game where we get an actor or actress and we take turn naming movies that person was in. And as soon as you can't think of one when it's your turn or you say one that's not right or the right title, then you're out. And people always write to me on Twitter saying they've got the perfect suggestion for this game. And then when I ask them to give it to me, they're like,

Zooey Deschanel. I'm like, okay, great. She's been in six movies. All right, so probably more. Sorry, Deschanel fans. Where is BettyLou88? Sounds like a group of people So you're disqualified Which one specifically

There you are You said you've got a great name for last man's stand today So let's have it Mike Myers Mike Myers Son of a bitch Alright So

So Son of a bitch. All right. So, uh... So, uh... Jeff won the rent game. So we'll start with Jeff and then go to Pete, Harlan, and me. Just let's name Mike Myers movies. Jeff is shaking his head like, uh... Can't believe this is happening.

I mean, I know which one I would say if I got to go first,. I mean, I know which one I would say if I got to go first. No, I know Wayne's World. Okay. Pete? Wayne's World 2. It would be weird if I didn't do that one next.

Yeah, no, that's a smart play. Oh, never mind, I won't play. But it's also good that that was before they started adding dumb subtitles to every movie because, you know, you'd have to say what the rest of it is. Those are hard to remember. Wayne's World 2.

Still not worthy. All right. You already met the love guru. The love guru. That's one I thought would come out right away. You already said it, so I thought, let's burn it. Let's burn it out. Yeah, let's get out of there.

Let's burn it out real fast. Yeah, let's burn it. Let's burn it and turn it. That's a good one. I'm going to remember that one tomorrow. On the plane home. I'll get a nice giggle. Alright.

I will go with These titles are so confusing. I don't want to fuck it up and say it wrong and be out already. But I'll try. So I married an ax murderer. Jeff, I'll leave it to you. Shrek.

Nice. Oh. Nice. Pete. Austin Powers, gold member. What? The fuck? It's not... That's why I didn't want to do any of the Austin Powers. Oh, fine.

Cat in the hat. Eat balls. How's that? There you go. Someone get me a Heineken. I'm out. Let's go. That's my boy Jeff Dixon, everybody. He makes pizza chains.

The Heavy Collection on Instagram. Sorry. Can he bring me a root beer? What? Do you think he'll bring me a root beer? No, it won't have the same effect. Yeah. Oh, no, I don't want to.

I don't. When you get an answer right, somebody will bring you a root beer. We'll see. All right, so we went with Cat in the Hat instead of that other thing. Because it's true that Austin Powers titles are long and complicated.

So they don't count. They count, but you just have to say them right. So Harlan, what do you got? Austin Powers, the first one What was the whole title though? Huh? Huh? The whole title Yeah, you gotta say the whole title

Oh really? Well he bailed out a gold finger Gold member Austin Powers International House of Pancakes. International man of mystery. Man of mystery. It always goes back to pancakes with me. I don't know why.

Oh, god damn it. Even the Shrek sequels are also complicated. Which ones just have a number and which ones have a different name. So I'm not going to mess around with that. And I'm just going to say, Inglorious Bastards. Oh, that's right. Fuck. Oh, man.

This is a tough one. Jeff? Austin Powers and the Spy Who Shagged Me. Yeah, that's right. All right. You did good. Shrek Forever After Yeah that's right

That's 100% right I can give you the other ones If you want to Not yet Why are people getting offended At my sequels? Sorry It's the way you're saying them

It's kind of rude Mike Myers is in the sequel Mike Myers doesn't make a movie without it open there's going to be a sequel apparently because he's got a lot of them he's got a lot of series of films Harlan you got anything else? ahhh

that's a Chinese movie that he did you never saw ahhh And that's a Chinese movie that he did. You never saw... Studio 54. Actual title. That was the title, guy. Studio 50... Is it the wrong number? Shorten it.

54. You said someone in the audience did it. Yeah, they couldn't take it. Yeah, it's just called 54. 54, yeah, yeah, I was just testing you. This works both ways, fucker. Alright, I'm just gonna take a fucking stamp at it at this point. Hope I'm right.

Shrek 2. It's just called that, right? Okay, good. You're a lucky guy. Jeff. You're a lucky guy. He said, you're a lucky guy. Shrek 3.

Nope. Shrek 3D. Nope. Nope. Can I go, please? Hold on. Can I go? No, eat my balls.

Damn it. Eat my balls, my face, Austin Powers and Goldmember. Didn't it already? No, you didn't. Oh, no. We didn't officially do that one because you backed off when you didn't know the word. You didn't know the eat part. In?

Yeah. Oh, eat my balls again. Fuck you. It's not even a real word. In. I. In. All right, well, Shrek the Third, motherfucker. Yeah. Fuck you, it's not even a real word. N-I-N. Alright, well, Shrek the Third, motherfucker. And now I don't know anymore, I'm done.

I hope both of you fail. This might be one of those rare times where we name every single one of a person's films, but Harlan, do you have anything left? Were both the Wayne's Worlds done? Mm-hmm. Yeah. They were the first and second ones set.

Sure, sure. Before you said Love, Green. How about Wayne's World 3 that went right to a DVD? Not a lot of people saw it, but it's out there. Oh, the guy says he's seen it. Yeah. All right.

So you're out then, I guess. Well, let's not say that. How about Skyfall? All right. So like I said, you're out. I thought he was like a military guy in Skyfall. Alright, so like I said, you're out. I thought he was like a military guy in Skyfall. He's in the war room.

That's Inglourious Bastards. Damn it. I'm going to say a documentary that he directed and appears in called Supermensch, the legend of Shep Gordon I really am It's a motion picture documentaries count. So we did uh, I think if the game's over any that feels

Might be all of them unless There's one little part of something. Is he in Puss in Boots? Yeah. Oh, he is. He does a cameo in Puss in Boots? No, he doesn't. I have seen that movie a lot. No shred.

Really? I don't know. I have seen it, though. I heard he shows up in it. I haven't seen it. I don't remember. We have a conversation from somebody. Do you have children?

Yeah. Yeah, they know. Because those people have to see it repeatedly. Hey, should we go back around the ones he was in more than once? Let me guess what Shrek says in the Puss in Boots. Donkey! There is a Shrek 3D But it was just a DVD thing Yeah

So you were right but I didn't want you to keep it So I can use it Alright that's good No that's okay That's fine It's a little dirty but it's a competition I take this very seriously I can tell

You're dressed for sports For some reason Yeah. I take this very seriously. Yeah, I can tell. You're dressed for sports for some reason. Right. I'm going hunting after this. All right, Pete, do you have one more? All right, well, I guess Shrek. It seems like we've got them all. Shrek 3D don't count. No.

Why are you doing that? And also, that's funny. Why are you doing that? And also, that's funny But yeah, none of the Halloween movies count Just because the guy's name in the movie was Mike Myers I honestly think we're out But if you know one in the audience, don't say any Really? You're already, I think, the winner.

Harlan, do you have anything else? I ain't got nothing more, no. Yeah, I don't think I have any more. What's yours, Jeff? Monty Python, The Meaning of Live. Yes, that's right. He shows up and hangs out with Monty Python in that documentary that Jeff and I watched together. On a boat.

I'm going to stab him in the neck with his pen right now. Alright, what did we miss, you boat. I'm going to stab him in the neck with this pen right now. All right, what did we miss, you guys? I'm going to check. View from the top, Mystery Alaska. What? Austin Palace 4 is in development. Fuck!

The interesting thing for the listeners is that Pete's been looking at IMDb the whole game. The Halls. Fuck. Mystery Alaska. I should have known that one. Because he's into hockey.

He's not a goon, though. All right, so Jeff wins that game. But it's Hollister. Those are anger claps. They're hate claps, is what they are. No hate claps allowed in here. This is a peaceful, happy day. I can take it, Doug.

Okay. If the seven-minute abs guy wants to hey-clap me. I don't get it. Something about Mary. He's the... Oh. Seven-minute abs guy. His whole business model Was to undercut

The eight minute abs people Remember? Remember that Harlan? Yeah I remember that I was in it Yeah Oh yeah Your show is painful

What? Nothing This show? You're doing great Are you kidding me? I got my ass kicked I couldn't say the word in time No, you're doing great

Like a hamster on a wheel Like a hamster on a wheel Alright Back to something about Mary Right there let's do another one another quick repeat this name back as fast as you can the better not be my name you ready Brian Williams Brian Williams mics up your mics on were on your laps. You gave that one to me.

They were like gunslingers giving you a chance. Thank you. By letting you draw first. It was a show of respect. I just feel like you guys didn't want to say the shamed name of Brian Williams. Yeah. He brought down all Williamses. And this fucking guy brings an NBC bag to the show

and still doesn't utter Brian Williams's name. How dare you, sir? Yes, that also happened. Yeah. I gave away that bag, Harland. I'm not a fan of the network. Did you even get that bag? What?

Oh, too insidey? All right. I tried to, like, pile on a Brian. You lied about getting the bag. But I should have just not. Oh, that's who Brian Williams is. Yeah. All right.

Yeah. He was the guy that was not in the helicopter. I thought it was the guy who made the Star Wars songs. No, that's... John Williams. John Williams. No, I was going to say Robin Hood. You're so dumb, dumb, dumb,

dumb-da-dumb, dumb-da-dumb. Or... Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh. Yeah, I've got a new theme song for the show. There you go. Or was that the Apocalypse Now music? What was I doing?

All right, so we've got to move on to our biggest and final game of the day. This is the one that's really for all the marbles, Harlan, so you're still in it to win it. Okay, good, good. Yeah, this is called Reverse Malton. It's like the old Leonard Maltin game went crazy, and the idea is just bidding on how many names you know from hopefully popular

motion pictures that I have chosen. Jeff gets to make the first pick. Jeff, which of these movies do you know the most actors and actresses from? Would it be Bring It On from would it be bring it on drumline

Or Ice Princess. I don't know. Yeah. That one's probably not going to get picked. Good three, Doug. So Jeff gets to pick... You know, those are three of my favorite sports films. So Jeff gets to pick one of those and then I'll tell him how many people

Leonard lists in the cast. Bring it on. Bring it on, okay. Bring it on, which just celebrated some anniversary, like 2020. 20. 20, yeah. Wait, what? No, 15.

Wait, no, that can't be right. 15, I think. It was made in 2000. If it was 20, Pete would never have heard of it. Right? Leonard lists 11 names from the cast of this film. So Jeff is going to bid

how many names he can name from Bring It On. He says just the one name. Now, Pete, you could bid more names or you could challenge Jeff to name

that one name. How many names do you think you could name from Bring It On? I think I got two. So is Drumline that you were excited about earlier? Drumline? I mean, I know Bring It On pretty well, but I know... I will fuck up this whole price on Drumline. I know. Oh, that's

too bad that Jeff picked Bring It On. Yeah, it really sucks. Alright, so he says he can name... Nick Cannon, Orlando Jones... Oh, shit, we're doing it, we're doing it. We're doing it. Okay, forget it. That's all I know. Oh, fucking Zoe Saldana, too. Yeah, yeah.

That's three. That's right. Yeah. All right. Playing her own color for once. That's a solid joke. That's not racist. She was blue in Avatar and green in

Guardians. And wasn't she in Star Trek too? Yes! But she just had pointy ears in that. I guess that's a color too. Oh, wait. Actually, I could do three from Bring It On.

Oh, okay. So he's saying... I got three. Alright, so... So he says he can name three people from Bring It On, Harland. Can you name more people from Bring It On? I can name two. That's less than three.

Yeah. So it sounds like you're in a position where you might just want to challenge Pete and hope he gets one of them wrong. Well, does he say it first? You just challenge him and then he'll have to do it. No, but I think he does know another one. Oh, yeah, I totally do. I'm not going to challenge him. Do I lose if I don't challenge him? Well, you've got to do something. No, but I think he does know another one. Oh, yeah, I totally do. I'm not going to challenge him. Do I lose if I don't challenge him?

Well, you've got to do something. You're going to lose either way. All right, then I guess I challenge him. Yeah. All right. Eliza Dushku. Who? I don't know how to say her last name.

Dushku? Yeah. No. Yes, she is. I'm kidding. Yeah. Gabrielle Union and fucking Kirsten Dunst you did it

fucking suck my balls whoa nice are microphones free on Saturday Night Live yes after every SNL that's what they do is break all the mics

I heard Prince once broke a mic for four hours that's what happens in every Saturday Night Live after party story Prince was there for four hours he didn't do anything

and it might not have been Prince but he was there for four hours it might have been Cat Williams. Jesse Bradford, Claire Kramer who's been on this show a bunch of times and then my favorite the guy Ian Roberts has a very funny part of bringing on. How about Jamie Presley? Is she in it? No. Elvis Presley is he in it? You might she's not in it. Jamie Presley? Elvis Presley? Is he in it?

You might be thinking of Bring It On 2. Keep brangin' it. Okay, you're right. I was thinking... Or Bring It On 3. That shit was broad. Now, is it... Is it Bring It On again? Probably.

Is it? I was just having fun. Yes. You ask the audience and you'll get an answer. Sometimes it's not right and we have to call the corrections department. I'm going to find out about it tomorrow. Mike Myers wasn't in Puss in Boots.

All right. I bet he was, though. He wasn't. He wasn't? Well, I'll look at it again, but... Oh, you looked it up? Stop looking at your phone. We're playing games.

What? You look at your phone the whole fucking time? Eat balls, Doug. No, he wasn't. So you actually didn't win. Okay, we got to start the whole thing over. No, we can't. We can't turn back now, Marty.

We have to go to the... On this episode. Yeah, it's not the first time I went to a camp here with a fake movie. But this is the game that really counts anyway. So far we've been accurate. I have to pee. Pete has a point. Jeff gets to pick again, but the order changes this time.

It'll go to Harlan second. Jeff, which one of these films do you think you know the most actors from? Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead? That's a movie. Yeah. That probably gave him a clue that you might not know any names from that one. The Thing?

Not the old one, the newer one. I apologize, the middle one The one that's just right From 1982 And then, just a quinky dink that there was a name tag out there That Thing You Do So Things to Do when Everyone's Dead, That Thing You Do, or The Thing That Thing You Do Alright, from 1996 So things to do in Denver when you're dead That thing you do or the thing That thing you do Alright

From 1996 Leonard lists 6, 9, 12 14 names 14 names from that thing you do It's a great song to get stuck in your head How many can you name Jeff? It's a great song to get stuck in your head. How many can you name, Jeff?

I'm gonna say seven. So seven names for that thing you do. Harlan? One. Just being real, I only know one. I'm gonna say seven. I'm gonna say seven. I'm gonna say seven.

I'm gonna say seven. I'm gonna say seven. I'm gonna say seven. I'm gonna say seven. I'm gonna say seven. I'm gonna say seven. I'm gonna say seven. I'm gonna say seven. I'm gonna say seven. I'm gonna say seven. Harlan? One. Just being real, I only know one. Welcome back to the pretty much same position you were in last time.

Phil's real warm and comfortable. Although in this case, I think you have a better shot at him failing. I mean, seven names is a lot of names. So do I challenge him? Yeah, yeah. I think so. Throw in the challenge. Just verbal challenge. He's throwing in the verbal challenge at you, Jeff,

to name seven people from that thing you do. I won't say if any are right or wrong until we hear all seven. Man, I had no idea I could do two. Oh, I got him. I got him. I got challenged. I got him.

Okay. I win. Jonathan Shake. I can't. I don't know how to pronounce that name. S-C-H-A-E-C-H. Tom Everscott. Ethan Embry. Steve Zahn.

Giovanni Ribisi. Liv Tyler. And Tom Hanks. Whoa! Can you do eight? Yeah, yeah, Peter Scolari. Peter Scolari did not make the list in the cast, but I think that's because he gets a mention in the review.

While you're at it, why don't you just name the fucking extras, dude? Ass. He went around and named all the members of the band and then the girlfriend and then the manager. It's not that impressive.

I can name 11. What other ones? He's just kidding around. But Charlize Theron was in there. Oh yeah. Bill Cobbs, Oba Babatunde, Alex Rocco, Chris Isaac, Kevin Pollack. Wow. Oh, wow.

Tom Hanks. And then Tom Hanks produced that. Or directed. Yeah. Both. Tom. And wrote it. Hanks, yeah.

Oh, wow. He wrote that? Yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah. Very nice. Yeah. Leonard calls it a likable yarn

because in his previous life he was a kitten. All right, so Jeff has a point. Harlan, you've got to get in the game. Ouch. We're merely playing to two points and Pete gets to start us off, but then it comes right to you, Harlan, so hopefully things will work out better for you this time.

You ever have one of those days where you wish you just took too many sleeping pills and didn't wake up? Well, that's going to be tomorrow. I think you're putting a little too much weight on this podcast, man. All right, we start with Pete. You get to pick the movie.

Which one do you know more people from? Cars? Or used cars? Or Carlito's Way? way. The Pixar animated classic or the Robert Zemeckis comedy or... I have another three.

Alright, we're throwing those out. The next three... Yeah. Really? Yeah, I don't know any of those fucking shitty movies. Do you... Wait, you didn't like Cars when you were... I've never seen any of those fucking shitty movies. Do you... Wait, you didn't like Cars when you were... I've never seen any of those.

Wow, that's interesting. Yeah. And that lady went, That's a weird thing to do that for. That Pete hasn't seen any of these films. I don't think these next three are going to be any better. But here's what I'll do. So Harlan still has a shot here in this game. films. I don't think these next three are going to be any better, but here's what I'll do. So,

Harlan still has a shot here in this game. Keep him in the action. You're going to go first, Pete, but these next three, Harlan gets to pick which one we're going to do. Alright, fine. Because you're throwing out these other three. It could only get better, right? Yeah. Alright.

Here we go. From 1939. No, this is a fun one. Valentine's Day, New Year's Eve, or Pretty Woman. Don't look at him.

Who's picking? You are picking, but then Pete has to go first. Alright, I'll pick New Year's Eve. Alright. I can think of one person that Pete knows that's in New Year's Eve. Alright, he lists.

Get ready for this. Holy shit. Like 30, right? 13, 16, 18, 21, 24, 27, 30. He lists 32 names. Here's where I dominate. I can name maybe four.

He says he can name four, Harlan. Challenge. Right away. Right away. He knows none. There's no one. Bon Jovi. Taylor Lautner.

I could be mixing up New Year's Eve and Valentine's Day, but whatever. You could be, yes Bon Jovi, Taylor Lautner There's a couple other people Why are people in the audience saying names? What's your reason? That's what I thought Yeah, don't help me

Yeah, don't help him We're still playing the game here There has to be some girls in there, right? Well, there doesn't have to be There's definitely Taylor Lautner and Bon Jovi And Zac Efron Bon Jovi? Yeah, I know he's in one of those

He's in Valentine's Day or New Year's Eve Fuck off, Harlan Who else was in it? The lead singer from REO Speedway? No, I was right. I know I'm right. Kevin Cronin. Jessica Biel.

Alright, so those are your four names? No, he said four. He said Zac Efron. He said Bon Jovi. He said Seth Meyers. No, Taylorvi. He said... Taylor Lautner. Seth Meyers. No, Taylor Lautner.

Oh, Taylor Lautner. And... Jessica Biel. Jessica Biel. Yeah, and the point is Taylor Lautner is not in this film. He was in Valentine's Day with his then-girlfriend Taylor Swift, I think.

Right. Yeah, those are the same movie. Yeah. Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift were dating each other? They should be. Both their names are Taylor. Yeah. Yeah.

It makes it easy to not fuck up when you're making love. Oh, Taylor. Oh, myself. Oh, me. You millennials are fucking nuts. Eat my balls, millennials. I took your, I took your phrase. Very nice.

So Harley Williams gets a point. We have a three-way tie. You did that on purpose, didn't you? Aw, that's my buddy right here. But Bon Jovi was in it, right? Yes, he was. Ha, ha! Ha, ha, Bon Jovi was in it.

It's the little victories that matter. Yep. He was in it, right? Yes, he was. Ha-ha! What? Ha, by Joby, wasn't it? Was he really? It's the little victories that matter. Yeah? Was that the one he got the Oscar for? Yes. Fuck, these are great. Long hair or short? It's kind of short, I guess.

It was short in that movie? Yeah, I guess so. I only watch his long hair movies. I mean, I don't... His hair's never really long. It's more poofier than sometimes. It's poofy, yeah. Okay.

Alright, so Jeff gets to go first, then we're coming to you, Harlan, and then to Pete for the exciting final time-breaking round of Reverse Malton. I get to pick the movie in this case, and I picked one that has a lot of cast members.

We mentioned it on the last show during Last Man Stanton and I was like this is going to be a perfect tie breaking title and the film is JFK and Leonard Lists 22 names

Not quite as many as New Year's Eve But still a lot of names Whoa, Jeff out of the gate With six names, Harlan Oh, okay, I can name three Team Harlan Thank Oh, okay. I can name three. Team Harlan. Thank you, Dad.

My dad's younger than me, by the way. He's a great guy. She's a great guy. It sounds like you're just going to have to challenge Jeff. Challenge. And then Pete's going to be boxed out. Sorry, Pete. You're challenged right now. I got to pee anyway.

He's got to pee anyway. Can I go pee while you do this? Yeah, yeah. There goes P. Davison. Can you pass me his name tag? Jeff, do you mind? Or Harlan. Or both.

Thank you. It is hard to read that shithead. I can't tell what that says. Oh, I get it. You don't know how her name is spelled, but... But I agree. I agree. All right. I don't know how her name is spelled, but... But I agree. I agree. All right.

I don't even know. I might be spelling it wrong. Okay, so he says six names from JFK, and you have to do it by the time Pete comes back from the bathroom. Okay. Kevin Costner. Kevin Bacon.

Gary Oldman, Tommy Lee Jones. Like, somebody just whistled, like, he's sexy. Tommy Lee Jones. Tommy Lee Jones. Hey, hey. Now you're, like, this is being rude, but Tommy Lee Jones does have a rugged masculinity.

I wouldn't know so much if I would whistle when I saw him walk by, but I might be like, that's a tall drink of water. Yeah, there probably isn't a woman out here that would love to be kissed by Tommy Lee Jones while he's kissing. You feel the bags under his eyes rub your face. He's got the biggest bags

under his fucking eyes. It's like elf luggage. It's experience. I heard they charged him extra for those when he tried to fly in Delta. They stuff his face in the overhead.

There's no way Tommy Lee Jones doesn't have medallion status on Delta. He probably checks them for free. Okay, how many names have you said so far? I said all six. No, you didn't. Let's recap. I said four. Kevin Costner, Kevin Kevin Bacon Tommy Lee Jones

Tall Drink Whistle Everybody got boned up Gary Oldman We need two more Out of 22 Walter Matthau And Jack Lemmon

This isn't the odd couple This is an important political drama In which they both appeared You are correct Hey, I did it You got back before he got back That was perfect Tommy Lee's eyes look like marshmallows

You think I was going to miss that? Can I give a glory mention to one of the cast members? Can I give a glory mention? Sure. John Candy. Yeah, of course. The great John Candy. John Candy. Brian Doyle Murray.

It's a glory mention. Newman was in it. Wayne Knight, he was in there. And Kevin Costner was like, Newman. Of course, Michael Rooker, past guest on this show. All right, so that means that Jeff is our winner, everybody. Come and get all your stuff, James.

Congratulations. You guys pass that bowling pin down here? Sure, I haven't heard that statement ever. Or just post it on the bottom will help. Oh, what will this sound like when it hits the stage? I didn't like that. I didn't like the way that sounded. No. It sounded like somebody's head was getting

kicked in. Sounded like a scene from American History X. Nathan ODB? What? O what? OPD. Nathan OPD. There you go. I was peeing and he came in. I couldn't get out of it. Wait, while you were in the bathroom, this guy was like,

hey, can you give me a shout out before the show's over? No, he's the guy that picked this card and the don't let go for golf. Oh, okay. You wanted to give him credit. Pernhub. There you go. Harlan is at the other comedy works here in town tonight.

Are you there tomorrow night, Harlan? What's that? Tomorrow night? No, just tonight. Two shows. Early show, 7-15 and another show, I think at 10 or something like that. And where do the listeners go to see all your tour dates and whatnot? You can go to my

podcast, The Harland Highway. We have a brand new app, The Harland Highway app. You can get it on your phone Download it for free And you can hit harlandwilliams.com There you go Thank you Harland Williams

Thank you buddy Always a pleasure Pete Davidson's gonna get to do sketches With Donald Trump very soon The next episode Is it the next new one? Yeah, it's in like two weeks. Yeah, yeah, November 7th.

If you wore your hat around, it would just blend in. Donald Trump is a monster. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't you mean President Trump? Come on. Get it right, guy. President Trump. Show some respect. Don't you mean President Trump? Come on. Get it right, guy. President Trump.

Show some respect. Pete, you should do a... Boom, boom. That's right. Boom. It's President Trump. Yeah. Thank you for your support,

fucking guy. Fucking bearded guy. I heard that Nora Dunn refuses to be on the Donald Trump episode. Yeah, I'm not gonna do that. Yeah, you gotta do your job. But man, was that cool seeing you get to talk to Brian Donald Trump episode. Yeah, I'm not going to do that. Yeah, you got to do your job. But man, was that cool seeing you get to talk

to Brian Fellows on that Tracy Morgan sketch. That was sick. That was so great. That was so much fun. Yeah, so good to see him back and just doing that dumbass, that character is one of the dumbest things ever. It's just so fucking funny. My favorite thing was...

The guy with the animal show that doesn't give a shit about the animal. I got him to say... I got him to say, Tartufo. The whole week, I was trying to get him to say Tartufo, and he did it. He was like,

Tartufo! It's fucking great. If you were there, I guess. I love it. And you got more tour dates coming up when you're off from SNL, right? Is there a website? There's no website.

Twitter or Instagram, Pete Davidson. I'm in D.C. in January and in Florida somewhere in January. Yeah. You don't need to pinpoint it. They'll find you. It'll be there. Somewhere in Florida.

And Jeff, what do you got going on buddy you're still on tour with emma arnold yeah we got that big big tour it starts up november 8th again and uh dayton wiley's comedy club in dayton ohio then we're doing uh nashville and memphis and cincinnati and uh austin and we got a bunch of dates what are you doing next saturday next saturday yeah halloween halloween yeah oh you want me to say it no i'm Austin and we got a bunch of dates. What are you doing next Saturday? Next Saturday? Yeah. Halloween? Halloween, yeah.

Oh, you want me to say it? No, I'm just asking if you have any plans. I don't have any Halloween plans, no. Oh, really? I'm not much of a Halloween fella. Okay, liar. Oh, do you want me to say it? What?

I'm with you, dude. Huh? I'm doing Douglas moviesves Movies in Tampa. The guests are a secret. Why would you say that? Go to DougLovesMovies.com for all of my information.

One more time for Arlen Williams, Pete Davidson, and Jeff Tate. You still got donuts! You still got donuts! As always, everyone moving to Colorado is a shithead. And Donald Trump and Carly Fiorina are shitheads. to deal with cow-wist-painting Buggies, there's no room in his heart for you But stop, fuck, boobies