Doug Loves Movies - Pete Davidson, Sam Roberts, Jerry O'Connell and Sean Jordan guest

Episode Date: August 4, 2015

Live from the Gramercy Theatre in New York City, Doug welcomes Pete Davidson, Sam Roberts, Jerry O'Connell and Sean Jordan to the show. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey everybody, you know Craig Robinson, right? From The Office and Hot Tub Time Machine and Doug Nose Movies. He's got a great new comedy tomorrow on NBC from the producers of The Office called Mr. Robinson. How do I know it's great? It stars Craig Robinson as from the producers of The Office. Then it's the premiere of The Carmichael Show starring one of the most buzzed about young stand-up comedians around. This guy's hilarious, Jared Carmichael. David Alan Greer, also hilarious, plays his dad. You won't want to miss it. That's premieres of Mr. Robinson and the Carmichael Show

after America's Got Talent, AGT, tomorrow night on NBC. Doug Hakes, candy rapper screaming baby sticky seeds with 50 azepop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies. Hey, hey, hey, everybody! My name is Doug, and I love movies! This is I Love Movies! Ha ha ha! It's been a minute, so I knew it would be a good one.

Coming to you once again from the show's favorite home away from home, the Gramercy Theater in New York City! Thank you! It's Monday, August 3rd, 2015. Let me see your name tags. You guys. Always some good ones. Some people sitting up front going,

what name tags? What are they talking about? Carrie movie instead of scary movie. Nice. The Minch stole Christmas. Your name is Minch? Christmas your name is minch your last name is minch yeah no wonder you're a grouchy

dude that ruins holidays ha ha ha Devin Decker's day off Devin's always has the biggest sign right up front like you know if you're right up front you can do a small one ha ha ha like this dude over here it's my blue Kevin oh Justin sorry a small one. Like this dude over here.

It's my blue Kevin. Oh, Justin, sorry. I just guessed Kevin before I saw up close that it was Justin. And you've got, it's a mad, mad, mad, mad, mad world? No.

What is that saying? Give me that thing. Oh, it's around the world. I thought it was a mad, mad, mad, mad world. Around the world in Katie Days. Aw. Nicely done.

Wreck-It-Paul. That's a good one. Space Jam. What'd you change that to? Space Jamie. Space Jamie? Space Jammy. I put on my Space Jammies.

Go to bed in my astronaut bed. That was stupid. Is this some sort of Mission Impossible thing you got going on here? Yeah, it's Mission Impossibility. Mission Impossibility? Dug Nation?

Alright. Maybe I'd like that movie if it was called Doug Nation. I mean, I'd have to. Oh, Peter Racerhead. I like that. That's a nice one. And it's on a selfie stick. Finally, a decent use for a selfie stick.

Well, thank you. Oh, there's a doggie over with the name tag Doug, because he's the dog from Up. Oh, Rocket Raccoon and a Minion and a... Holy shit, you guys. Too many good ones to describe. Thank you so much for bringing those. Are there any up in the

balcony up there? Good job getting here early enough to get those sweet balcony seats. That's where everybody goes first, especially if you've got a name tag. You just run up there and like, well, there's always one guest that'll come all the way up here and then not pick anything because they saw something up close that they should have picked in the first place. I don't know. I like standing when I do the show here for some reason.

It makes me feel more like, you know, Adam Levine or something. I love that movie, Begin Again. Douglow's Movies will be back right here next Monday, August 10th, because I miss you guys already. not only can everyone here tonight purchase tickets for next Monday's show at the box office after this show, like you can get a drink and then stand in line inside

hanging out with all, discussing why your name tag didn't get picked. And then wait for, bless you, somebody sneezed, I'm a full service podcaster. And then you can purchase tickets to next Monday night's show with the service fees waived because you bought them here. Like you take fucking Ticketmaster or whatever out of the equation.

And then the reason you want to get tickets for next Monday's show is because you'll get the fees waived when you wait after the show and buy tickets for the second annual 12 Guests of Christmas show here on Monday, November 30th. So everyone who's here next week gets a first shot at those. I wouldn't be surprised if all 400 people just buy them and then that's it. It's done. Then you've got to sit around by your Twitter waiting for someone to go, I have an extra ticket. Does anybody want it?

Which I think happened three times today. Did it work out for everybody? You worked it all out? That's great. Did I mention that when you buy them here the service charges are waived? Yes, I did. Doug Lowe's Movies is also coming to Kansas City, Missouri, Dallas, Texas, Seattle, Washington, Orlando

Jones, and more. So go to DougLowe'sMovies.com for more info. Now it's time for Tweet Relief, tweets about movies. Passive future guest Ken Jennings tweeted. Jeopardy champ Ken Jennings tweets silly shit like this. Animals it's okay to kill in Africa.

One, mosquitoes. Two, terminally ill zebra that signed a DNR. See, that's what I'm saying. He's getting a laugh on two. There's still number three. There's still a third animal that's okay to kill in Africa. And it turns out it's the Nazi monkey from Raiders of the Lost Ark. Chronic Con, episode 420.

A New Dope is on Netflix today you guys being here watching this show is your only excuse for not watching it right now or not having Netflix or not wanting to watch me get high at Comic Con those are all good reasons ladies tonight is for you because

let me rearrange these chairs just a little bit. Because we have, we'll trim that up in the edit that I'll forget to do it's going to be Magic Mike XXL up here for you ladies tonight because the panel is all dudes

glorious dudes please give a big warm welcome to Pete Davidson, Sam Roberts, Sean Jordan, and Jerry O'Connell. It's a polite bunch, I like that. Nobody wins the Pete Holmes Award. I know. Let's start with the first time guest, you guys, sitting directly to my left, professional broadcaster, primetime Sam Roberts is here, everybody. Or as I like to call you, you could say something if you want.

You could say, like, hey or whatever. Hi. I like to call you now Sam Robots. Why? Because you've really bummed me out with all your talk about how robots are going to destroy us all, because I believe it's true now.

Yeah, it's scary. It's very scary. See how fast food workers, they are making $15 an hour now, so McDonald's is going to replace them with the automatic things. Yeah, and then those things, they're not going to get my order, right? No, and nobody's going to be working. It's going to be robots everywhere. Those robots are going to put rat poison in my burger,

and I'm going to be done. Yeah. Yeah, I don't care for it one bit. So thanks for putting that in my head, Sam Robots. Thanks for being here for your first time. I heard you actually listened to the show a little bit to prep. Yes, I had to prepare. Not only did I listen to the show, but I Google imaged what the name tags look like.

Yeah, that's commitment. Because he really wants to make the right choice tonight when it's name tag picking time. I picked the guy that's got a jacket and tie on. Did you come from work or something? Yes. Okay. Glad I cleared that up. Because if you said, no, I didn't come from work, I'd be like, what an a-hole on a hot day in New York walking around with a suit and tie. Someone who's not an a-hole, that's a smooth transition. Another first-time guest, Pete Davidson is here, everybody.

Star of the motion picture, Trainwreck. Great job, yeah. Oh, thank you. Yeah, you're great, isn't it? Thank you. And also a little program called SNL. Coming back this season. Anything we can look forward to or you're looking forward to?

Does everyone on SNL just ignore anything? Like, not even think about what sketches you might do? Because it's still all the way into October. Yeah, I haven't thought about it. Like, do you look at any of those 20 people that are running for a Republican and figure out which one they're going to stick you with? I don't even know what a Republican is yet. I don't know. I know I'm supposed to be a Democrat, I think.

Oh, really? I think, like, he's here. Do they got a Bernie Sanders wig for you or some shit? Like, bald with crazy hair on the sides? Uh, no, I just, I have no idea about politics. I'm very stupid. I know, I just don't fucking care. They're gonna make you play one, though,

because there's so many of them. I don't think I'm old enough to play. I mean, uh... You could, well... I think I'm would be riding the bench during those sketches. It'd be racist if you were Bobby Jindal, but he looks really young. But, you know, throw some glasses on and a Texas accent, and I'd buy you as Rick Perry any day. Oh, thank you.

Also, returning to the program, it's so great to have him back. We figured out backstage it might be three years since he's been on. Yeah, it's Jerry O'Connell, everybody. Thank you. Thank you. Pretty sure I'm undefeated here. Pretty sure. Adam Scott may have gotten me last time. I was pretty drunk last time I was on this show, so I don't remember. But I thought I did well. It's all going to change show, so I don't remember, but I thought I did well It's all gonna change today O'Connell. Oh no. Wait, what are we playing for? Might as well Oh, what's going on? Doug? Doug? Doug?

He just looked at me as you were introducing him and went, there's games? There's games? What games? I love games I guess I didn't have to google it no but you're going up against some tough competitors on the other end Jerry is it true that the film was called Jerry O'Connell until they cast

you in it and then had to change it to Jerry Maguire? Are you okay? That's going to be my... I hope this dude in the suit is a doctor. Are you a doctor? Is there any sort of ear, nose, and throat person here? Because Doug Benson is having a... Are you stroking out?

Are you having a sugar coma? Do we need to get you a Skittle or something? What is happening here? A Skittle would hit the spot. No, I... I have this new onstage persona that I'm working on, which is a guy that chokes for no reason on occasion because he has a problem

that doctors haven't been able to figure out yet. I might have one of those new things, like the first person that couldn't stop hiccuping. No, the film was always... I was in a film called Jerry Maguire many years ago. My name is Jerry O'Connell. So no, the film was always called Jerry Maguire. But now, when I walk down the street,

specifically here in New York, people point at me and go, Jerry Maguire! So that is my name, sort of. Then they take out a gun and say, show me the money. It's good to have you back on the show, and it was also good to see you in,

because it was mostly people that were on the TV show for all the years it was on, the Veronica Mars movie. Yeah, it was really good. Yeah. Yeah, you slithered in there somehow. You know what?

I actually know all those guys. I think I replaced someone at the last second. I mean, I know you're not supposed to say that. But you look like one of the lambs, the Sheriff Lamb guys. Right, right. It was a real honor to be there. Rob Thomas is a really talented person, and so is everyone else, so it was an honor.

And finally, it's Portland, Oregon phenom, Sean Jordan, everybody. Sean Jordan. Sean Jordan is here, everybody. Hey. You said Oregon. That's weird.

It's Oregon. Not that that matters, but it's not funny. I get weird. It's Oregon. Not that that matters, but it's not funny. I get that. It's fun to say things wrong sometimes. And also, you do it long enough

and you think that's the right way to say it. Sure. But, what are you doing in New York City, buddy? A friend of mine's

getting married. So, it's my first time in New York City. Spent a bunch of money I didn't have to go to a wedding I don't want to go to,

but then I get to do this, so it's fucking awesome. He is a huge fan of the show, though, so his name's Greg Coulter. I just had to say it. He's going to listen. All right. We'll bleep it out. Don't worry. He's fantastic. God, I hope you do. It'll be tight. Greg, I said it, man. Nobody gave a shit. There's a dude leaving already. That's interesting.

That's Greg. He's going to get married right now. Going to the chapel. Where is that guy going? You going to take a dump? It's a weird time for that. But I guess you can probably hear it in the restroom and it's just like you're listening to the show at home.

I never thought about it until just now, but a lot of shits are taken listening to this podcast. Probably. It actually helps me go. If I'm traveling and it's clocked up, I don't smoke anymore, but I mean, I just throw on this podcast and whoop, all good. It's like an audible cigarette.

Just greases it right out. It's good. Greases it right out. It's good. Greases it right out. So, Sean. Yes, Doug? You, uh, we were talking backstage. I knew that you guys would be excited to see Sean because he's only been in West Coast episodes of the show, but you're familiar with him.

And then he's good at the games. And then he tends to bring stuff that he purchases, which touches me, for the prize bag. Instead of your own schwag, you bring stuff you bought at the store on the way over to the show. It's what I watch when I eat movies. That's what it is.

It's what I eat when I watch movies. So what do we have for the prize bag from you tonight? Oh, check this shit out, though, dawg. Some Sour Patch Kids gum. Some of that Act 2. A couple more Sour Patch Kids boxes. A used copy of the pianist.

And a used, a heavily used copy of Waitress. It's broken on the inside. Do you like Waitresses more than penis? Yeah,. So you like waitresses more than penis? Yeah, yeah, I like waitresses more than penis. A lot more. Alright, bring those gifts

to me. Oh, everybody's having some gum? I'm good, I'm good. I just saw Top Gun recently. Oh, yeah, the rest of it's for the prize bag. You should have said Top Gum. I saw Top Gum recently. And, of course, Tom Cruise does have the Top Gums. And that tooth right in the middle of his...

Those guys are all... They're always in front of, you know, superiors in the military. Even though they're Top Gun, it's weird that they're all chewing gum all the time. Yeah, but he's a wild card, though. All of them are. Iceman. Oh, I'm sorry. Let me know if you can hear this.

Goose. That looks great for the podcast. I think it was for two reasons. One, it relieves stress, gum, and that's a highly stressful job being a Navy pilot. So And that's a highly stressful job Being a Navy pilot So maybe that was a character choice And also, you can see their cheekbones better

Like, you know, when you do that cheekbone thing That you do when you're doing your headshot photos I'm sick of you Gum apologists It's just rude to do In front of somebody important Or on stage Like, you wouldn't go out with gum in your mouth Is that why your last show closed so fast?

You had gum in your mouth? No, I'm not really... I know he's not hurt by the idea that the show closed fast. No, I'm not really a gum chewer. I'm just not. I've never happened. It's a stance to take. I know.

I mean, I'm not offended by it. It's got wheat in it, and that kickstarts not offended by it it's got wheat in it and that kick starts your hunger for other things that have wheat in it aka carbs and you don't eat carbs that's why gum is a good thing to avoid it's not true I made a joke about that backstage because you

asked me to try the Lay's biscuits and gravy chips and I just didn't want to eat it because it just sounds gross to me. And I said, oh, I don't do carbs. And you guys are like, oh, fucking Hollywood. God, I just do carbs. Fuck you.

I'm a fucking chip. Somebody's not admitting how much they like those biscuits and gravy chips, though. They're leaving that out of the story. I don't want to get in trouble with one of Doug's sponsors, but it was aight. Don't worry about my sponsors. At least not on this sponsors. What's Top Gun?

At least not on this episode. What's that? Pete's young, everybody. He doesn't know Top Gun. It's a movie where our fighter pilots go off and fight some random villain that is never really named

or thought too much about. They just wear black masks while they're flying planes. You know it's the Russians. Okay. And they just shoot them down and then play volleyball with their shirts off.

You know, Kenny Loggins had two big hits from that movie, Playing with the Boys and Danger Zone. A lot of people forget Playing with the Boys, but it's a classic.

Yeah, because there's nothing more homoerotic under the volleyball scene than someone singing in a high-pitched voice, playing with the boys. There's a lyric in there. One of the lyrics is, after chasing sunsets, one of life's simple joys is playing with the boys. Why would you take your dog tags off

before you play? You've got to have them on the whole time. In case you get killed on the volleyball court. People gotta know who you are. Poor Goose has to wear a shirt because he'd be embarrassed to be shirtless in front of those. He's got that doughy cool guy body. First body to die in an incident. So,

we did a movie interruption of Top Gun. Spoiler alert, everybody. We couldn't get a laugh for five minutes after Goose dies we did a movie interruption of Top Gun and spoiler alert everybody we couldn't get a laugh for five minutes after Goose dies because of course all the jokes were about Goose being dead

and why don't they take him to an ER and that kind of thing and yeah so it was it was tough it's really

it's still an emotional moment in that film probably probably the only one is when poor Goose dies Yeah, so it was tough. It's really, it's still an emotional moment in that film. Probably the only one is when poor Goose dies. Similar to when the Nazi monkey dies in Raiders of the Lost Ark. Okay, let's see what Jerry has something small enough to fit in his pocket for the prize bag. Yeah, I love playing the lotto. I love lottery. Ito. I love lottery. I do it all the time.

I especially play the Powerball when it gets big. If it gets over 40 million, I invest pretty heavily in it. I know that may not be the wisest thing to do with my money now that I have children

and I have to save for college and stuff, but if I hit it, who's going to be fucking laughing? It's a free ride right there. But I did get someone, I mean, my prize is $10 in QuickPix

for the Powerball. And, I mean, it is yours, obviously, if you win it, but I mean, I wouldn't mind a little bit of a piece of it if it hits. It's got Lay's biscuits and gravy chip crumbs all over it.

Because you had to pick the numbers. No, it was quick picks. I just said, give me quick picks and I'm going to do Doug Loves Movies. All right.

$10 you spent on that. Yes, I did. That could have gone for your children. All right. Did you ever find another dead body? It's Doug. Did you ever find another dead body? Doug is referring to a film I was in

called Stand By Me where the four boys look for a dead body. He wasn't even born yet. I saw that. That fat kid ate stuff and threw up. Yeah. It's a classic. Eat that shit, goose.

Yeah. Stand by me. Stood the test of time. Was your name Vern in that? My name was... Why are you acting like you don't know what it is? You text me Vern. I'm Vernon your phone. Why are you acting like you don't know what it is you text me Vern I'm Vern in your phone

why are you asking that as a question I saw you and you just gave me a fist bump downstairs I haven't seen you in three years and you go Vern

and you come up on all these nights and you go and say what's your name Vern and what kind of a man are you was it Vern Tessio

these are all lies everyone I just want to confirm it after that Was it Vern Tessio? These are all lies, everyone! I just want to confirm it after that Jerry Maguire O'Connell hair that I made earlier. Just dipping my toes in, seeing what happens. Well, thanks for bringing that for the bag. And Pete Davidson, through no fault of his own,

didn't bring a prize. I got $20. Who wants it? That's terrific. They're really winning with this. The lotto ticket is a waste of money. Those DVDs are going in the garbage. I guarantee it. But then also backstage,

we had some Chips and Hoy birthday frosting filled. And then they have the nerve to put in big letters, artificially flavored. Because birthday frosting is such a natural thing. You've never seen the great birthday frosting trees of New Jersey? So we had this backstage, and none of us want to eat it because we're all going to follow Jerry's lead on exactly how much carbs we have.

And so Pete was nice enough to sign these. They're now worth less. It's not the only food that's going to be in the bag. I mean, somebody, you know, if a homeless person wandered in here with a good name tag, they'd be sent for a week or so if they had a DVD player and a microwave. And included also in the bag, I was just at the Traverse City Film Festival, and they're super into their cherries there and cherry pie. So it's totally smashed up

because it was in my luggage. But it's a piece of cherry pie from the, I should give them a plug, Grand Traverse Pie Company. Yeah. We got one of my posters from my albums. And I wrote, you're a winner on there, just to remind yourself. And I wrote, you're a winner on there. Just to remind yourself.

And also from the festival, they gave me some Fustini's Rosemary Olive Oil. I don't have anything to do with that. And then there's this thing that if you smoke weed at all, you know what it is. No reason to get into it. But it's pretty awesome. It's a few things in one.

I don't smoke weed, so get into it. I just don't, I can't remember what they're called. So, and it's a few things in one. I don't smoke weed, so get into it. I just don't. I can't remember what they're called. So it's not written on it anywhere. But it's a thing where you can grind your weed and hold your weed in the same thing. It's plastic. Grinder? And it comes in a bunch of different colors.

All right. I'm going to start smoking weed now. And Sam Roberts brought a couple of items Yeah, I didn't spend any money Everybody else spent money on things No, I tell people to bring some swag That's usually stuff you just have sitting around Oh, it's swag

Yeah, it's on the terrace Really, I'm glad that the other stuff is worth something These are bad prizes Shirts are a bad prize? Well, it's a genuine Not Sam t-shirt Except I only had small and 2X left. So I brought one. That's what happens with every Douglas movie shirt that's given away on the shows.

It's unlikely to fit the winner. Right. But at least you will be able to put it on. But at least you brought two so they can, you know. Either a small or a 2X. Yeah, yeah. Throw one on their five-year-old or. Yes.

And then this is a copy of It's Good to Be Gronk by Rob Gronkowski. It's the new book. It's a great read. Oh, the press notes are still in there untouched. You get those too. But could you sign this even though you didn't write it? I would love to.

to. But could you sign this even though you didn't write it? I would love to. If I had known that book was one of the prizes I would have taken that book. I'd love to. You can still have it. I'd give it to you. Yeah? Yeah, they don't mind. My book.

I'm kidding. I'm not going to take the book. So all of that stuff is going to be won by one person this evening who brought a good name tag, and then the person that's playing on their behalf is the winner. And Sean is cutthroat and very good at these games. But before we play the games, I want to ask you, have you been to the cinema lately?

What have you seen this summer? Speaking of Cutthroat, I saw Southpaw the other day. I don't know. Some people like it. I mean, it was... I haven't seen it. It was, you know, your boy Jake Jilly got shredded. Like, it's gnarly.

But yeah, I mean, it's... I don't know, it's okay. I didn't love it. I didn't hate it. I didn't hate it. It's a boxing movie. Yeah. It's the same one they've made before. I don't want to wreck the ending, but in the ending it reminds me of the Karate Kid.

So he's like, you've got to go southpaw on him. And then it's like the chinning kick with the crane or whatever in Karate Kid. It's like, that's not actually going to happen like that. What did you say before you said the crane? South, oh. It's not actually going to happen like that. What did you say before you said the cranny? I was in taekwondo for 16 years and it's called a chinning kick is what that's actually called. I thought you said something really racist right there.

Well, no, don't say what you thought I said. No, I didn't say anything racist. A chinning kick is what it's called. I thought you said the word people use sometimes to describe my eyes. Stoned out of your gourd? That's not a racist term. Nope.

But so you're recommending Southpaw. Yeah, Southpaw. I mean, it's fun. It's a fun popcorn movie. You just go eat it and expect to see what you're going to see. Don't expect... I always love that explanation for a movie, that excuse that it's a popcorn movie. Because I can hang out at home and eat some popcorn and not waste my money on that stupid popcorn movie.

Sorry, Sean. I guess that helps when you scream at me, doesn't it? I'm so mad at you. Jerry, I know you're very busy with the twins and, you know... My children, I have twin daughters, and that's what he's referring to. There's no reason to cheer. You don't live with them. How old are they now?

Because when we first met, we did a bit on VH1 where we were pretending to hold them as babies. Of course, you wouldn't give me one of your babies. No, I wouldn't trust you with them. They're six now,

but they're very slow. They're like on a two-year-old level. These are jokes, everybody. This is what we say for my wife. These are jokes. My wife! I've said this on the podcast before, and I'll say it right now

at the risk of offending someone. The mystique your wife plays and the mystique Jennifer Lawrence plays are two different fucking people. There's a big change between their personalities and their look. You're both blue.

I do want to say, I mean, I have no... My wife was in the... My wife was... You just got to start saying it. Was in the first new one, the one that took place in the 60s, you would know better than me.

Days of Future Past, right? Right. And my wife had a little cameo in that where Jennifer Lawrence turns into my wife. Yeah. And I gotta say, my wife spent a little bit of time with Jennifer Lawrence

and came back and was like, that girl is the fucking coolest girl you've ever met in your life. And my wife is a very judgy person.

So this girl must be amazing. So I think she does a bang up job. Can I have some cookies? Whoever wins the prize bag is going to have to reinforce it somehow because if you just try to carry that

everything's just going to fall out of the bottom of that hotel laundry bag. Pete has a question. I'm so sorry. Pete is new here. Pete has a question. What's your question, Pete? Can I eat those cookies?

I've been thinking about them for like 20 minutes since you started talking about them. Thank you. Why didn't you ask if you could eat the gum? Don't rip the signature. No, actually, please rip it. Thank you.

Wow. This was a good idea. I can't throw them all into the crowd because we've got to leave some for the winner. Because, you know, they're going to be able to enjoy that. Get back down there, you dirty fucking cookies. Pete, have you had a chance to see any movies? I know you've been out on the road doing stand-up comedy during your break.

Yeah. Well, I can skip over to stand-up real quick. I saw Minions. I loved it. It was awesome. I fucking love Minions. They're so cute and shit. And I saw Pixels and I thought that was fucking awesome too. I loved Pixels.

Okay, so you're saying that the theaters don't believe you're old enough to see like a PG-13 or an R-rated movie. Pixels is a PG-13 or a R-rated movie. Pixels is probably PG-13. Not what I mentioned. It is. Goddamn right. He said with a mouth full of birthday cake

cookie. You motherfucker. Hang on, I gotta finish my birthday cake cookie. What about you, Sam? I know you're on the radio every day, day in, day out, because you're a professional broadcaster. That's right.

The last one. That's it. There's no more after me. But I do also go to the movies. And what have you seen? I saw the Vacation remake. How did that work out for you? Because most people seem like they're again in.

I mean, I don't mind remakes. It wasn't that, it was fine. But it was one of those popcorn movies you could easily watch at home. It was like that Rocky remake that I watched recently. For the cost of a bag of popcorn. The what? That Rocky remake.

It was a joke on Southpaw being a Rocky remake. And it didn't really go that well, so I shouldn't have interrupted with it, but I apologize. Keep going. I have a really funny idea for summer movies. There's a great small film out there called Ex Machina, which is a great film. Everybody loves it except for the fact that robots are taking over.

This is what I did with my wife. With my wife. It's really funny. I went to go buy the tickets, and we may or may not have been high, but we went to go buy the tickets, and may or may not have been high but we went to go buy the tickets and there was a young lady at the ticket counter and I went, two for ex

machina and then killed. And killed. The girl was laughing She laughed? My wife was laughing and everyone was. So if you go see that movie say two for ex machina I try to mispronounce or play with every title and they never laugh and they always know which one I meant

and just give me my ticket because they probably get idiots all day long who say the names wrong because they don't know give me one for Rouge Nation probably happens oh Oh. Ah. I have no idea what... What is that?

You guys... Because I want to be in on it. Everybody's having such a good time with it. It's from that old, old movie. I think it was, might have even been a silent film. Might have just been a card that said my wife on it in all caps.

But it's, you know Borat, right? Oh. Yeah. Oh, okay. I feel dumb. I feel dumb. I have remained, I've remained so juvenile since the day I saw Borat to this day,

I yell my wife like that whenever I hear the expression my wife. And if I got married, I'd probably stop doing it. Because I'd have to do it to myself all the time. But it's also, usually we have a lot of single people on the show, so I don't get to say it as often as they have tonight. So thank you for that, Jerry. This next question is only for the person on this panel, if there is one, who has seen all five Mission Impossible films. Anyone?

Pete is unclogged Well now I'm just curious How many of them have you seen, Sean? I've seen four of them You just haven't seen the new one? Yeah Okay, no rush It's a popcorn at home movie

Jerry, what about you? I've seen one and a half One and and a half. Did you hear that Tom is going to get out of Scientology now? I did read that in a tabloid. It's not like you're getting this from, you know, CNN or Time magazine or something or Newsweek. But I did read in a tabloid... Time always has that breaking news that they couldn't cover on 24-hour news before a magazine came out three days ago. It didn't come from Reuters or the BBC. But I did read that they're not letting him...

This is according to a tabloid. I can't believe I'm commenting on this. They won't let him out? See Pacino in Godfather 3? That they won't let him see... This was according to the tabloid I read. They won't let him out? See Pacino in Godfather 3? That they won't let him see This was according to the tabloid I read They won't let him see his daughter And that's gonna maybe wanna bring him out of that church

That's a great reason Also, they're crazy and stupid They can't do that People know you can't do that, right? That's right Fucking leave, Tom Get out Tom If you're listening to this podcast

They can't take your daughter I know you're hanging on the side of a plane right now But Just put the show in your ear While you're doing your stunts No he's shitting What else does everybody else do when they're listening to this Tom Cruise doesn't shit

Tom Cruise does not shit Everybody shits Everybody shits Everybody shits, Doug If there's one thing I've learned in all my years in Hollywood Eventually, everybody's gotta take a shit I don't even know if Tom Cruise has a butthole Yeah, with all the loopholes in the tax system The expression should change to

Everybody takes a shit and dies Those are the only two things The expression should change to everybody takes a shit and dies. Those are the only two things we all definitely have to do. Pete, have you seen any of the Mission Impossible films? The first three came out before you were born. I saw the first,

whatever the one with Ving Rhames is like, toast. Toast. Well, it's interesting. There's a breakfast scene in almost every one of them, so it doesn't really narrow it down. I saw the first. The second one is where he has long hair

and they all have masks. Right. You might be mixing it up with Eyes Wide Shut. Is that the one with the fuck party? I've only seen the fuck party. That's the only thing I saw in that movie, and I think that's all I needed. The rest of it is just boring arguments

and Tom Cruise walking the streets while someone on the soundtrack is just hitting one piano key over and over again. And you know it's supposed to be suspenseful when he speeds up, and it's supposed to be boring when he's just hitting it once every few seconds. It's crazy. I mean, I love everything Kubrick's ever done, but that one's definitely the worst. Sam, how many have you seen? I don't know for sure

they kind of blur together I definitely saw the last one I've seen a handful for everyone's edification since no one else can do it this is how they should be ranked now and forever more in order of best it's 4, 3, 2, 1, 5

do not argue with me it has been decreed it's just my opinion it takes what the fuck is going on What is this That's for us Yeah

I hope it's a little gingerbread man from Shrek Each one of you has to go A Jim Gaffigan head Each and every one of you has to go out into the audience and pick the name tag of the person whose name tag speaks to you. Could be a giant thing with meatballs written on it. Something with a chance of... What's your name?

Leslie with a chance of meatballs? What? Munchkins? Okay, I don't know what's going on there. You thought your name was Leslie a second ago, and now it's Munchkins? Oh, there's some donuts out there if you're hungry, Pete. Yeah, I want that one. All right.

You win. I'm Sarah. Should we go grab some? But while everybody else picks their name tags, we're going to do a brief commercial message. We'll be right back. Should we go grab? But while everybody else picks their name tags, we're going to do a brief commercial message. We'll be right back.

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Great job, everybody. Great job making name tags. Great job picking them. Pete Davidson has some donuts. How many of those do you want to eat, Pete? All of them? What, you want one? Well, I like to throw one at the crowd

when I have the opportunity. All right. Not the jelly. All right. Here's the plan. I wanted the guy with the pink number one finger. I'm going to try to hit that. Get the fuck out of here.

Damn. That was close. We can do that? Yeah, if you want to throw one. Put that sign back up. You guys have already eaten all of it. You seem like you're going to throw it super hard. Yeah, yeah, please.

Harder the better. Oh! Oh! That was a team effort. It took him raising up the finger to make it happen, but that was awesome. It was awesome. That was awesome. Jerry, there's a chocolate one.

It's a nice mess. I just had a half of one. I had a couple of the birthday cookies. I had a few of those biscuits and gravy chips. I mean, tonight's going to... Oh, you want me to throw it? No. I'll save the donuts,

but I'm going to try and go frisbee mode with one of these cookies. There's an upper deck, right? No, no. He's waving it off. Get it in the bucket. Look at that. Go upper deck on it, dog. Hold on a second.

Oh, shit. He has ammo, too. I've got to figure out if I'm going disc mode with this thing. Okay, you ready? Get up top. Get up top of it. Go in the Rain Man. Jerry! Oh shit. That's close. That's close. Shaw, throw a cookie in the bucket. You're goddamn...

I'm gonna throw a cookie up top because nobody's given the top any love. This is the best. Was the sound... Were you shaking me off like, don't throw it up there? All right. I'm going to look weird when I do this, but it's getting up there. That was weird.

It didn't get up there, did it? I told you to hit the bucket. No, I wanted it to go up top, though. Sorry, ma'am. Sorry about that. All right, no more. I almost threw a cookie at that lady. I wanted it to go up top, though. Sorry, ma'am. Sorry about that. All right, no more. I just threw a cookie at that lady. Good, good, good, good.

The dude just brought up a bunch more ammo. We needed it. Hey, if you guys needed 30 more things to rep the theater with... You know what? Since those cookies are all gone now, let's put the Oreos in the prize bag. Hey, if you grown-ups needed more cookies to throw out there. It's just I'm never tired of throwing shit at an audience.

I've never done that. That was the first time. You know what you need here at the Gramercy? Is a t-shirt gun. One of those hydraulic... Just like hit the front row with us? Feel lucky, punk? Point blank t-shirt cannon.

Who are you playing for today, Sam Roberts? Peter Racerhead. Yes, that's a good one. That's a very well done sign. And on the back of the sign it says... He's heard this show before.'s a very well done sign. And on the back of the sign it says... Don't read it. He's heard this show before. I saw what he was doing.

But if there's something written on the back, Pete, don't read it out loud. Oh, there's stuff. Everybody already saw it. It might be inside the cookie box. It is. Maybe the donut box. But your play for... Con Sarah.

Con Sarah. Right? Con Sarah. Do you know the movie Con Air? Yes, that's the one with Nicolas Cage in the plane. Very good. Yeah. And I think he said something like, my daughter.

I think, I remember key words. That's right. There's a lot of talk about a bunny. The most busted stuffed animal anyone's ever got that done. Jerry. I'm playing for Gary, and he's got a poster here, Gary Movie. It's really easy. Gary, I'm sorry I didn't get your last name.

It's Movie. Were you in any of the Gary Movie movies? I was in Scary Movie 17. No, that's a joke. Back to the Future 2. I was in one of the Scary Movies. We did a parody of what are the sex

oh Jesus Christ I'm so high I'm so sorry what are those sex books Fifty Shades of Grey we did a spoof of the Fifty Shades of Grey guy but instead of me being in a sex contraption I get all roped up in it and wackiness ensues

and I try to get all sexual with Ashley Tisdale or as I know her, the Tiz. When you're a friend of hers, you can call her the Tiz. See that? This is educational shows. Here, Doug. That's a reason to become friends with her.

Sean, who are you playing for? I have to assume Molly? Is it Molly? It says Magic Mall, but it's the Magic Mike poster with women's faces, very prominent, hilarious women's faces, but they didn't change a thing of the men's bodies, so there's still all the nipples and armpit hair showing, but it's with the females' heads.

That's sexy stuff. That's for the confused person in all of us. Caught my eye. Just work it to that. And her name's Molly. Her name's Molly. All right. If I were you, I would have done,

and justice for Molly. Maybe not. That's why I don't make name tags. I just judge them. All right, so we're going to play a series of games and this first game I'm going to start with Sean Jordan down there

on the end because you're at a disadvantage if you have to go first never bothered me and then we'll go to Jerry and then Pete and go to Jerry and then Pete and Sam and you each have to guess how much did this shit make

I'm gonna tell you the name of a movie I'm gonna name a movie and then you guys all have to guess Price is Right style of how much it's probably not a good idea

to be on your phone during the games because people think you're just looking up the answers. No, I'm talking to my therapist. She's cheating. Are you asking your therapist? Hey, look up the answers.

Do you know anything about box office grosses? You're supposed to FaceTime. Right now you're supposed to be FaceTiming your therapist? Yeah, at this point. This was way better. This was so much more fun. I got cookies and found out what my wife means. My wife!

I'm going to tell you guys a movie, and you have to tell me how much you think it made in its entire run at the North American box office, according to boxofficemojo.com. This always makes the first guessers sound so stupid. Right, because they tend to be way off. I'm going to nail it.

You're going to be first. And the film is arguably the worst in the Mission Impossible series according to me earlier in the show. How much did Mission Impossible 2 make? Starting with Sean Jordan. How much did Mission Impossible 2 make? Starting with Sean Jordan.

How much? One clap according to the audience. Oh, fuck, man. $200 million. $200 million. You have an audience member that's dismayed by that guess? Let's go to Jerry O'Connell. I got to say, typically, contestants

go in a little hot with these numbers, I've noticed, so I'm gonna go significantly lower, and I'm gonna say, $1. That's my cousin, and the price is right. I'm gonna follow you around. No convincing out there.

The treadmill's a dollar! That's what your cousin sounds like? That's what your cousin sounds like? That's what my cousin sounds like I'm gonna go 101 million dollars Okay, 101 He's taking the 101 To the 405

Nobody thought that was a whack fucking guess Do you have any idea how about Mission Impossible 2 Mission Probably like 250 What. Probably like 250 or something. Colon Impossible 2. What? Probably like 250.

250? Yeah. Tom Cruise had long hair, you know? Sam, bring it home. The person who gets closest without going over is going to get to go first in the next game. It's not really much of a prize. That sucks. $140 million. Okay, $140 million. That's good, right? Thank you. So the closest without going over is our friend Sean with the first guess. What? Mission Impossible 2

made $215.4 million here in this part of the world. And it was the highest gross in the series so far. Yeah, I didn't want to be an asshole, but I knew all that. I didn't just want to come out and say it. And also, they had longer as Harry's

called Tom Cruise in those movies. That's what he's called. want to come out and say it. And also, that longer as Harry is called Tom Cruise in those movies when he's gone. Alright, you guys, let's play a new game called Whose Tagline Is It Anywhere? Is there a game that if I said it, you guys would not applaud and you'd be sad

that it was happening? We got a few different games now, and I love this one because it's new. We're going to start with Sean again, but this time we'll switch the order around and go to Sam, then Pete, then Jerry. And the idea is when I get to you, I'm going to say a tagline from a motion picture, something that was probably on the poster or something. It's according to IMDb, because IMDb. And just guess, just give your best guess at what movie that would be. Doug Benson. That is by me.

You know, you're doing really great in terms of not having heard the show. Most people, when they come on, they haven't heard the show. Instead of just figuring out how it all works and what it means, they just question everything. And it's really annoying. So you're my new favorite guest. Thank you. Thank you very much. An example, of course, would be from the Alien.

Very famous tagline. I don't use ones that are quite as famous. In space, no one can hear you scream. That's an example of a great one. That's so funny. Most of them are not great. And we'll start off with Sean. And if Sean doesn't get it, then it moves to the next guy. And he gets a shot.

Everybody gets a shot at it. And you only fall out if you miss. And other people are not missing. Doesn't make any sense. You're right. As Anthony Jescelik once said If I had to describe to people how to stay alive We'd all be dead

Sean I know it was pretty mean Sean What movie has the tagline The hottest thing on wheels The hottest thing on wheels Fucking Paul Blart The hottest thing on wheels. Fucking Paul Blart.

I heard that's what the third installment's going to be called. Fucking Paul Blart. Penetration this time. Back in the Segway again is the subtitle. So I take it I got it wrong. I take it I got it wrong I believe you are wrong terrific guess that would have been a fun way to market that movie what do you think

Sam the hottest thing on wheels the Dukes of Hazzard right because it's got the confederate flag you just It's got the Confederate flag on it. You just... Let me apologize to all of the Confederate fags out there listening. If you're gay and for the Confederacy, I am deeply sorry. I can't believe that that accidentally came out of your mouth.

I was slapping my knee. Good guess, Sam. Pete, do you have any guesses? The hottest thing on wheels? Herbie fully loaded. Another excellent guess, but wrong. Jerry?

I take this game really seriously, Doug. You can take the whole thing down right now with the correct answer. I'm going to go the hottest thing on wheels. I'm going to say that film Speed Racer. They tried to

remake Speed Racer. As a film. As a film. Visually, very exciting. Nothing else about it was exciting. Wachowskis. I'll watch anything they do, but a lot of it's not good. Parts of Cloud Atlas are awesome.

Then there's the part where Halle Berry speaks in future language. Hottest Thing on Wheels is a film. I didn't expect anybody to get it I just want to promote something it's a film I'm going to be interrupting in Kansas City

very soon at the Alamo Drafthouse there called Kansas City Bomber Kansas City Bomber what? Pete are you familiar with Raquel Welch? do you know who she is?

no Raquel Welch? no she was on Seinfeld. Seems like the most recent credit anyone would recognize. But she plays a roller derby. She still is sexy, but she used to be a sexy actress in all the sexy movies in the 70s. And one of them was a roller derby movie called Kansas City Bomber.

And I've never watched it all the way through. I can't wait to see it soon in Kansas City. I do fun things like that where I make a city watch a movie just because it's got their name in the title. It's not appropriate. Just stop doing that. Okay.

Just kidding. Sorry. Alright. We're going to start all over again with Sean. This one might be a little easier. But I knew we had some tough players today. I didn't know who was going to be on. I wrote these down weeks ago. What movie had the tagline,

The last man standing gets the kitty? The last man standing gets the kitty. The last man standing gets the kitty. How the fuck is that easier? Seems like a strange contest and a strange prize. Uh, showgirls. I like it, but no. Sam Robots. Mad Max Thunder Road.

All those rabid cats running around the desert. You know what we're talking about. No. I don't know why I had to say no. It's obvious. Pete, do you have a guess? Garfield? You're my favorite person.

No. No? Okay. It's not Garfield 2, A Tale of Two Kitties. Jerry, I'm giving you the last shot again. Do you have any idea what this is from? Comedy released in 2001 called Tomcat. Oh yeah, you were in that. Full disclosure, I was in the film.

Sort of unfair. I was going to say something. I wasn't sure if you didn't know that or you did. Okay, let's just think about this for a second. You think I would have picked that tagline for this game if I didn't know you were in that movie? Doug, I watched you smoke marijuana through an apple about 15 minutes ago.

I don't know what you're capable of. Good point. But since that was unfairly, you know, you had an unfair advantage, let's play another round. Sean, what movie had the the tagline there's something in the water there's something in the water let me give you all a quick clue before anybody's guessed

it's not Aaron Brockovich or a civil action. Jaws? No. Pete's shaking. Close. Sorry, sorry to fucking wreck everybody's head. He had to be close. Sam?

Once upon a Time in Mexico. That's a good one. That was a good one. Sorry, Pete. I switched my favorite to Sam. People are sad about this fake contest about who's my favorite.

Pete, you have a guess? Something in the water? Yes, I have. Well, if he's in it about who's my favorite. Pete, you have a guess? Something in the water? Yes, I have. If he's in it, it's Piranha. Full title. Full title. Oh, 3D. That's correct. You got your dick ripped off in there. You got your dick

ripped off. I remember that. That was awesome. That was sick. This is like my behind-the-actor studio show. You guys are like my James Lipton. And I'm sitting here talking about my craft, and Pete is asking me if I got my dick bitten off.

They do a plaster cast of your actual dick or just riff? Yeah, I really want to know everything. I'm so curious. There was a lot of working with that area and special effects and there was a lot of me saying just go

bigger. Just go bigger. Just go bigger. They were like, well, we want it to look real, and I was like, just go bigger. Do you think it's the first 3D movie where a dick flies in the face of the audience? No, that was Borat's other movie, Bruno. Bruno wasn't in 3D.

Fuck you, Doug. I was so close. I was so close. So close. All right, so Pete's the official winner of that game, everybody. Thank you, everybody. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Three minutes ahead of schedule I love it so Pete gets to start off the next game and then we'll go to Jerry and then to Sean and then Sam and this is this is something someone wrote to me on Twitter

stop playing this game, it's garbage so now I have to play it in every show for the rest someone wrote to me on Twitter, stop playing this game, it's garbage. So now I have to play it in every show for the rest of time just to make that one guy upset. And for those of you who haven't heard this game on the show or any of the games or the show,

I'll talk you through it. And you'll be fine, I think. And we're starting with it. And you'll be fine, I think. And we're starting with Pete. And the basic premise of this game is I'm going to tell you the name of a movie. In your case, I'll tell you three movies. And you get to pick the one that you think you can name the most cast members in that movie.

So since you're going first, you get to start off what movie we're going to do. And then I'll tell you how many actors were listed, actors and actresses, in that movie. So since you're going first, you get to start off what movie we're going to do. And then I'll tell you how many actors were listed, actors and actresses, in that movie according to Leonard Maltin. And then you say how many of the names from that movie you think you can name. And if you think you can name a lot, go for it. But if you're unsure about the movie, poker face it and say, oh, I can name two, you know, and then the next person probably won't challenge you. Ah, so I don't actually say the names, I just say how many I can. We just bid on how many you can name. Done.

And then when somebody, when it gets to you, somebody that challenges the person next to them because they can't name more names, then the person who successfully names all the names gets a point, or or I don't know why I don't know why I bother explaining it I just heard the word names like 50 times names names names names and uh but you know how this works right Sean?

sort of okay that's all I need to give me confidence I'm starting to get on the side of that Twitter follower sort of

I want to I want to DM him I'm going to DM you bro you are the Twitter follower it's believe it or not it's less complicated than explaining

regular Leonard Maltin to Pete right now listen Doug he's the guy on the books let's go he's the IMDb book guy. Yeah.

He has an encyclopedia that comes out every year. He puts out IMLM and I use his app for this game and you get to pick between these three films. Sick.

National Lampoon's Vacation, you know, from 1983. National Lampoon's European Vacation. Or National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Which was made before the word staycation existed. And they totally would have used it if they didn't know. They should have coined that word.

Like, this one's from 1989. And Mr. Leonard Maltin lists 16 names from the cast of this movie. How many of those do you think in any order, doesn't matter what order, if challenged, how many of those do you think, in any order, doesn't matter what order, if challenged, how many of those do you think you could name?

Two. Jerry, you could challenge him to name two. Two or three or four. What's up with that poker face, Doug? I actually only know one and a thing or the other. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm not going to challenge him. It's his first time.

I'm not a monster. Challenge me. I'm not going to. Bring it, Jerry. No, because now I'm worried it's like a head game that you're playing with me. It'll be amazing. You've got to make eye contact like you're on the yard, dude. Look at his eyes.

Stare into his eyes, staring at his sword. Like, I was the first one that the tribe had spoken for, and I had to go put out my flame. Oh, man, you know, I think I can only name two as well. I can't... Challenge Pete? I'm gonna say four if you give it to me. I can do five.

Wait a second. I don't care for all this free bidding. So Jerry, if you want to see these guys try to name four or five or even find out if they're lying. I want to see Sam name five. Then you've got to hit the ball rolling. You've got to say you can name it in three. Me? Yeah.

But I can't. I don't know three. Why? I don But I can't. I don't know three. Why? I don't know. Why? You gotta lie. Sean has already thrown down the gauntlet that he's gonna go four, so just don't worry about it, dude.

Okay, three. Come on, man. I can name three. You know, the last man standing wins the kitty, dude. You can name three? Three. He says three, dude. You can name three? Three. He says three, Sean. See, now, if I was being an asshole and really wanted the point, I would say name three. I would love that.

Name three. Chevy Chase. Don't encourage him with whether he's right or wrong. Shush, shush. I don't know why you're yelling. Chevy Chase. Beverly D'Angelo. Don't, no one tell me.

Dashiell F. Booth's Christmas Vacation. Phil Hartman. Just picture it. It's a classic. That wasn't a bad guess That's the kind of movie You pop in As a neighbor or something

For sure Alright So let's not blow it So So Sean gets the point Right But I gotta

I gotta see if Sam Could do five Let me do two more I know you could do four Alright fine Let me hear your four I'll sit over here With my point

Let me hear your four Juliette Lewis And Randy Quaid Yes Fine. Let me hear your four. I'll sit over here with my point. Let me hear your four. Juliette Lewis and Randy Quaid. Yes. Juliette Lewis is very lowly built, though. She was married to a professional skateboarder. So, Sam, can you add one more to that? David Duchovny.

No. I think... No. What? It's Guy from Big Bang Theory. Who did you think... Galecki. Who did you think David Duchovny was?

Yeah, Johnny Galecki was in it. But Julia Louis-Dreyfus is fairly famously known as the neighbor that's annoyed with the Griswolds. Margot. Yeah, there's lots of them, you guys. It's easy when you're sitting out there. Stop yelling out. Oh, you're right, Amy Adams. What a surprise.

All right, so Sean, with his evil ways of playing, is on the board. Yeah. of playing is on the board. Yeah. Let me put a point next to Sean's name over here on my piece of paper that I didn't write anybody's names down on yet.

And so who challenged? You challenged? Okay, so we'll start with Sam and then go to Pete on this next one. So Sam gets to pick the first... What's his name again? Oh yeah, Jerry.

It's like a memory test for me to turn my back to them and figure out who's here. You get to choose between these three movies, Sam. Do you know the most actors from The Poseidon Adventure or Poseidon the or Poseidon,

the remake, or Titanic? Which of those three boat disasters... Ship, I apologize to people that complain about things like that. Which one of those pieces of ship do you think you could name the most actors? Poseidon.

Whoa! Interesting choice. Most recent of the three, I think, so maybe Pete will know. Leonard lists 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 names from the movie Poseidon, directed by Wolfgang Peterson, who does that sort of thing.

And how many of those do you think you can name, Sam? I can name three. Strong opening bid. Three names. So, Pete, if you think you can name more, you can say so, or you can ask Sam. Zero. Next. All right, so you have to say Sam, name it, and hope that he misses on one of the names.

Name him. Name him, Sam. I only knew one. For real? Do you want to think about it for a second? No, just I didn't see the movie. Richard Dreyfuss, right? Yeah, he's in it.

Does he have friends in it? I don't know. I don't know who else I, I never saw the movie. Yeah, Rory Scheider and Robert Shaw were dug up for this movie. I think Carrie Ansel was in it, Billy Zane.

Is that right? You switched movies. I said Titanic. We learned to capture it. Why did you even pick Poseidon? I wanted to have some glory and people would be like, oh shit, he picked Poseidon.

And it did. Because Titanic, we would have had a real race. I thought no one would pick either of the Poseidon movies. Yeah, I know. That's why I did it. Everybody was impressed for a second. Well, and everybody's happy for Pete Davidson

because he's on the board at one point. Thank you, Sam. Congratulations. I can name three actors in that film if anyone wants to challenge me. Is there any sort of bonus round? Well, we'd like to hear you do it. Richard Dreyfuss.

That's right. Stacey Ferguson. Just listed as Fergie here, but I'll take it. And Josh Lucas. Whoa! Josh Lucas, top build. He must have been the Gene Hackman character.

Must have been a preacher helping him try to get out. And then Kurt Russell, his second build. Oh, so maybe he was the Gene Hackman character. Kurt Russell's in that movie? I could have guessed that. What year was that? Oh, maybe Kurt Russell is the Ernest Borg knight.

Which would be weird. What year was it? It was 2006. Jacinda Barrett, Emmy Rossum, Mia Maestro, Jimmy Bennett, just gets names. Andre Brar is lowly built.

So is Kevin Dillon and Freddy Rodriguez. So yeah, so like I said, Pete's got a point. Next round. This is exciting. I like to play a bunch of rounds.

I'd like to see a four-way tie because then I just pick a movie that you guys have to play that I think everybody knows at least a few cast members from, but I could be wrong. Sean. Yes.

Jerry, you're up next. It's coming to you. It's coming at you. It's coming at you, Vern. Like, when he's this good-looking and thin now, it's fun to make fun of what a fat kid he was it's the only chance i got to be better than him just making fun of good old verne tessio and his excitable nature he got excited that kid

were you that were you like like him like did you were you like that or were you a little less worked up? I think when casting youths I think you look for sort of traits that you're looking for Like River Phoenix was super cool He was very cool, yeah Corey Felton was a dork And you were a spaz And Will Wheaton was a nerd

What's the difference between a dork, a spaz, and a nerd? Absolutely nothing. It was three nerds and a cool guy looking for a dead body. But one of them grew up to be Richard Dreyfuss. Richard Dreyfuss is hot because he narrates it. Which one's he supposed to be? Or is he just omniscient narrator?

He's supposed to be Will Wheaton. Okay. Will Wheaton, is that what you're doing? Will Wheaton, is that what you're saying? Wheaton. I said it in the microphone. Will Wheaton. Did you know that gum has Wil Wheaton in it? Sean gets to pick between

all the president's men, men in black, or black hawk down. Men in black. Excellent choice. We all know that one. Shouldn't be too tough. I just have to find it on my phone.

I lost it. Oh, there it is. Okay. Five. Because people are interested in this kind of thing. It's from 1997. And Leonard lists a mere six names. Fuck you.

God, if I could say more than Leonard. You could take back the... No, I'm saying five. I'll say five. You think you can name five? He only named six, so there's a lot of names that he didn't put in this list

that you might be thinking of. Oh, it's got to be on Leonard's list. Yes! That's why I say how many he names. And then look at this thing while I... You think he was just bringing up Leonard just because this whole time? I just thought... Sorry, I fucked up.

I thought we could just name people in the movie and I know they're in the movie so I could just let that ride. Okay, we'll say four. No, fuck it, we'll say five. I'll go with my original guess. We'll keep it on five. Yikes. So, Jerry, who gets to put Jerry gets the point if I don't get it, right? And then we're at a three-way tie.

I apologize. There's seven names. Five. I didn't think it would change your bid. Yuck! But Jerry can bid six or seven or challenge you to name five names. Challenge. I just, and I'm not doing that to be a dick,

I just can't name six. I was such a dick to you like ten minutes ago. Yeah, I know, but I mean this isn't like the gladiator in the dome. I mean, we still have to hang out in the green room after this. I think also Jerry understands that if he bid more, he's going to have to do it

because Pete's not going to... I just think Jerry's mad at me right now. Pete's like hanging himself up. Pete's using the mic cord to try to get another cookie. This looks like the worst horror movie ever. Just an empty bag of

cookies creeping across the stage. Right there at the suit. Cookie toss. Right up front in the suit. Cookie toss. Right up front in the suit. Oh, you're keeping the last one. Yeah, give the suit guy one. Nope.

Oh, maybe not. I tried. So somebody's going to win an empty package. So Jerry challenged Sean to name five alright, so Tommy Lee Jones Will Smith, Rip Torn Tony Shalhoub and

Vincent D'Onofrio tell me they're not in there wait, which ones did you say? Will Smith Tommy Lee Jones, Vincent D'Onofrio, Rip Torn, and I just fucking said it, man. Tony Shalhoub. Yeah. That's correct!

And aliens. You missed Linda Fiorentino and Siobhan Fallon. Siobhan Fallon. What? Was David there? Siobhan Fallon. What? Was David Cross in the first one? Yes, he was. He's the one that tries to spray with bug spray or whatever. Or no, he kills a bug and then the guy comes in and it's Vincent D'Onofrio and he's all...

You don't matter. Matter of fact, you're not even going to play better. You guys probably thought Vincent D'Onofrio was here for a second, didn't you? It was just me. Everybody listening, that probably thought Vincent D'Onofrio was here for a second, didn't you? It was just me. Everybody listening, that wasn't Vincent D'Onofrio. That was just me just doing my impression of Vincent D'Onofrio real quick. No big deal. Everybody calm down.

Chill out. Up top, chill out. And on that note, Sean is our winner! And you won the best way possible. You went the strategic route one round, and then the next round you proved you actually know something. So that's a very impressive win, my friend. We got a couple minutes left.

Do you guys want to play another game for fun? Just for fun. Who are you playing for, Sean, again? Molly? Molly. Molly, do you want to come get your pile of stuff before we eat it all? Oh, shit. That was the last.

That was the game that wins? I haven't won in a long time. That was the winning game, yeah. Fucking. Wow. Best prize is winning game. Yeah. Fucking... Wow. Best prize is not in the bag. A kiss on the hand from Vern Tessio. Would you touch a dead body

with that hand? There should be some contact with the winner. The person just won. That's exciting. Like, you don't have confetti or anything. Shit's already falling everywhere. I apologize for... Apologize for that bad bag. Does anybody have a bag that's strong? She's just giving everything away

so she doesn't have to carry it home. You want a donut? You're really eating the crumbs from the birthday cake cookies? That's so cute. That was such a confident, yep. Oh, she's dieting. Crumbs only diet. She wants to be the size of a mouse.

Wait a second. Toss me an Oreo. Let me rephrase. Toss me an Oreo. You had it in your hand. The listeners are like, did the audience just get on a roller coaster? What is happening?

That's why you gotta see it live, you guys. Who's buying tickets for next Monday? And then on Monday, who's gonna come on November 30th? Service fees waived, but of course, the 12 Guests at Christmas show will be a couple bucks more expensive to get into. But I think $200 is a reasonable price. I totally do.

Let's play Last Man Standing. That's so sick. That's the one that nobody thinks is going to be hard, and then it's fucking hard. I have a terrible stomachache. Doug loves Metamucil. Does that work for stomachaches? I have no idea.

I think it's for shitting. So yeah, that'll get that stomach ache right out of you. All right, audience. I'm going to go to them in a second. Someone who's got a politely raised hand, not someone who yells out. Look at that hand shot up, and he's also got two Oreos ready to

throw at us. We're going to get an actor or actress, and I'm going to play two in this game for fun. And we take turns naming movies that that person's been in. If you can't think of one or say one that's wrong, you're out. Motion pictures.

Not TV shows. Not music videos. But motion pictures, not TV shows, not music videos. But motion pictures. Motion pictures, which I define as anything that's 75 minutes or longer, because Chronicon is 75 minutes long. And it's out now on Netflix. All right.

Let's start with Fancy Pants. Sean, just work our way this way and then back around. Yeah, they're brand new Levi's. Of course, we need an actor with a lot of credits to their name and credits that some of us might know. We don't all know like silent film stars and shit like that. Stuff

anything before 1990 is probably bad for one of the guests. anything before 1990 is probably bad for one of the guests. I want the Oreo guy to give us his because his was the first hand that went up

and he's got Oreos. Amy Adams? You want us to play Amy Adams for real? I was there, by the way. I was at that one. The audience is rejecting it. That was gnarly.

They do not want us to play Amy Adams so next we have to go to suit guy who just came from work. Matthew was at that one. The audience is rejecting it. That was gnarly. They do not want to explain Amy Adams. So next we have to go to suit guy. Just came from work. Matthew McConaughey. Matthew McConaughey. All right.

I can handle that. I'm not happy about that. I'd say I was happiest. I'd say McConaughey. Steve Buscemi. Watch it. Who said that? We should do Steve Buscemi. Who the fuck? Do you think you'd be good. Steve Buscemi. Watch it. Who said that? We should do Steve Buscemi.

Who the fuck? Do you think you'd be good at Steve Buscemi? I mean, he's in everything. So you think you just name a movie and you're good? Yeah.

Kind of. That's not... That won't work. Steve Buscemi's a fun one. That's a fun one. Because since you're my favorite, I kind of want to play the name that you want to play.

And someone just mentioned Steve Buscemi to me on the internet, and I was just like, he's a tough one because he is in everything, so it's hard to remember which ones he's really in. But let's do it. Let's start with Sean. Now Buscemi, now you don't. To use it to coin a phrase. Fargo. What's he been in? Fargo? I never heard of it. I said not TV shows.

I'm so excited about season two of Fargo. Is there going to go into Sioux Falls, South Dakota a little bit more in season two? You want to see how they develop the Sioux Falls storyline a little bit more? It takes place earlier, and only one character is a thread to the last season, but the actors that are in it, it's another incredible

cast. I'm just from Sioux Falls, South Dakota, so I get decided to bring that up. I can't, so there it is. It's got Jesse Plemons and Kristen Dunst as a married couple. She's not going to just fuck him. Sorry, Jesse Plemons. He's hilarious.

All right. Landry. Jerry. Men in Black 2. Interesting. Yeah, that was a deep cut. Yeah. Fun choice. Back 2. Interesting. Yeah, that was a deep cut. Fun choice.

Thanks for being here. Pete. Monsters, Inc. Of course. Your damn idea. You better have one. Sam. Billy Madison. Sure.

That's where you get into some tough waters because he's like in every other Sandler movie so you can't count on him being in it because he might have been busy working with you know those other famous directors that he works with a lot I'm going to just bump it out get it out of the way now why wait

oh no wait a second look at the young guy yeah I'm just going to do it right now Reservoir Dogs second. Look at the young guy. Yeah, I'm just going to do it right now. Reservoir Dogs. Mr. Pink Hand is over there. Big Lebowski. Shut the fuck up Lonnie Donnie

I was talking to the guy in the audience Who would not shut the fuck up His name's Lonnie Oh brother where are thou People are saying no Is he? I thought he was In that

Yeah what role did he play in that? I don't know what role Was he one of the main three guys That sang together And were in the chain gang I'm asking him you guys Because I'm hoping he'll say yes And then I can say wrong

No I'm just going for Coen Brothers movies that I thought he was possibly in. Yeah, he's been in a bunch of them, too. Such a shame. Such a shame to have to knock you out so early. Okay, well, it was nice knowing everybody. Yeah. Sorry, Jerry. Am I still allowed to sit up here?

Oh, yeah. Okay, good. Yeah, you can even speak into the microphone if you want. Say stuff. Taunt the other players. Confuse them. Pete? Grownups.

That's another tricky one. Where do you go from there, Sam? Grownups 2. Was he in that one too? Yep. Okay. Yes, he is. He's not in every Salem movie.

That was my next one. He's not in every Salem movie. He's not in Pixels, right? No. Yeah. What are you doing? What do you mean, what am I doing? Sounds like you're wasting a guess right there.

You're playing the game too, aren't you? Yeah, that's not fair. You wouldn't guess Pixels. You're out. Sounds like... What? What? I knew he wasn't in it, Yeah, that's not fair. You wouldn't guess Pixar. It's your house. Sounds like it. What? What?

I knew he wasn't in it, even though I haven't seen it. It's not Rocky either, but I didn't bring it up. I'm going to go with a film that he also directed called Trees Lounge. And I went out of turn. Because Sam didn't say one, right? Oh yeah. What'd you say? Grownups too. That's why I thought you didn't say one.

Because that was so obvious. Don't try to use my tricks on you. Sean. The water boy. The water boy. That might be one that he's in. I trust that no one's screaming in pain right now. Jerry, do you have another one? We're not going to, you don't get to say it,

but I'm just curious if you might have figured it out by now. No, I'm out of the game. I'm watching. Fair enough. I'm a viewer now. All right. Pete? Hotel Transylvania.

Ooh. Big Daddy Yeah, Big Daddy Fair enough Somebody's yelling Big Daddy 2 Out of the audience Just because I'm smart Doesn't mean you should make fun of me Talking to you, Pete.

Oh, me? Yeah. Okay. Pete, who are you playing for again? You didn't win, but we'll call somebody a shithead on their behalf. But who are you playing for? Concerer. Yeah, Conair.

Concerer. Yeah, but ConairAir is my answer. Ah. Get it? That one I really didn't get it until you told me. That one was there. All right. Sean.

Con-Air. I just said it. Oh, fuck. Did you really? I thought I thought of it. I was over here in deep thought, and I seriously thought, I seriously thought that I just thought of that.

Fuck, I really did. I don't know if you guys were looking, but I was sitting here doing this, and then I got, like, hella proud of myself. I was like, oh, Con Air. Fuck you guys. Flubber. Is he in Flubber?

That was the next one. That was the next one that was tickling my brain. Wasn't in Flubber? No. Can anybody guarantee he wasn't in Flubber. Is he in Flubber? That was the next one. That was the next one that was tickling my brain. Wasn't in Flubber? Can anybody guarantee he wasn't in Flubber? I didn't talk this out to you. Sure. I can. Fine. Fine. Alright, we're back to Pete. You're out, Sam.

Pete. Sean. You're still in, Sam. Don't worry. Ridiculous 6. Oh, that's coming out. What'd you call it? Right. I think it's got a different name than that even. Oh no, that's the Sandler thing that's going to be on Netflix. It's the 8.

And you're assuming he's in it? No, he's in it. You know he's in it. I know he's in it. What if they cut him out though? They won't cut out Steve Boucher. He's not been cut out of 200 things. Sam.

That's my boy? Yes. No one's saying no. Yeah. That's my boy. That's how I'm saying it. I'm going to go with Living in Oblivion. Back to you already, Pete. Mr. Deeds.

Thank you. Sam is coming back at us fast. I can't handle it. How about you? You got another one? Tappy Gilmore I know Is he in that one? The homeless guy was Alan Cover

Yeah he's not in that That's Alan Cover He was the coach with the alligator No That's Carl Weathers He's not Carl Weathers He's very talented But, that's Carl Weathers. He's not Carl Weathers. Buscemi is very talented, but he's no Carl Weathers.

So Rocky, then. Yeah. You know, I don't know. Okay, you're out, then. And now I've got to think of one, but the pressure's super on, because, you know, we've said a lot. I want to say a sequel that I just don't think he's in because he was the bad guy in the original. Why would you want to say that? So he might not ever say anything in the sequel,

but who knows, they might let him talk for some reason. So I'm just going to fucking say it. Is he a voice in Monsters University? Little Nicky. Oh! Little Nikki. Little Nikki. Don't yell out answers, you guys. I'm still in this.

I can still pull out another one, maybe. Don't shh. Why are they yelling out? Somebody's saying something loudly. Stop doing it. Why would you do that? You got so mad. It's become as funny as yelling free bird

at any concert. I just, you know, I don't have another one and I want Pete to win. Thank you very much. Do you have one more, Pete? I think... Oh, I just lost it. No, I know he's in...

There must be another Tarantino that he was in. There's another movie he's in. Yeah, for sure. He's definitely been in another one. I recently saw it. But that's okay. You don't have to come up with it. The audience is going to tell us a ton of ones we missed.

Go! Which one? Tales from the Dark Side the movie, and he's saying it like it's obvious. Come on. Come on, Tales from the Dark Side the movie. he's saying it like it's obvious. Come on. Come on, Taylor Swift, dark side of the movie. Incredible Bart Wonderstone.

Oh, that's right. Wedding singer. I didn't remember. When I saw that, I was Wonderstone'd. Things to do in Denver when you're dead. Armageddon. Armageddon. I just watched Armageddon the other day.

Nothing funny about it. Pulp Fiction, of course. The waiter at Jackrabbit Slim's. Motherfuck. $5 shake. They're still going. Escape from LA. I just saw going. Escape from L.A. I just saw that on cable a couple weeks ago.

What's world? Spice world? Ghost world. It's funny to see people yelling ghost world, spice world. No, it's ghost world. Desperado. The Ghost World Desperado The Island, Desperado It's endless

It's harder up here Spy Kids 2, what was the subtitle? I don't know They fucking know it, you guys Let's hear it for all the players on stage. We've gone long, but let's keep going. Sean, give us your plugs. You got anything to plug?

Yeah, I'll hurry up. I'll be in Madison, Wisconsin at Comedy on State, August 13th through the 15th. High Plains Comedy Festival in Denver, the 20th through the 22nd. Funny Over Everything in Portland, Oregon with Ryan Singer on the 18th of August. And Bumbershoot Comedy and Arts Festival, Seattle, 4th through the 6th. So there it is.

There's another donut in here still. I kind of want to hit the pink hand with this chocolate donut. Sounds like a... They turn the lights up like they want you to do it. Somebody in the theater is doing that. Nowhere near it. Nowhere near it. Here, I got a jelly one, too. Oh, we got one bite out of that.

Careful with that, because it's open. It's open already. No, heads up. No, no, no, no, no. He tipped it. He tipped it with his finger. That donut almost hit me in the testicles. Yeah, they throw them back sometimes.

I should have warned you guys about that. Luckily, they're a very hard target to hit. Small. Jerry, what's going on, man? I know you're leaving New York, but you've been here for a minute. People love having you here, seeing you on the streets, confusing you with Jason Bateman. He told me that's what happened.

Oh, man. That's funny. Jason Bateman. I'm going to plug Jason Bateman's stuff. He's got a big movie coming out called The Gift. Seems like it might be good. It's interesting. I get a lot of heat from the public

when he has a movie coming out. So I'm looking forward to that. Coming out this fall. But next time somebody mistakes you for him, you should use some bad words. No. Yeah. All right.

Pete, SNL returns in October, but you got any more road dates coming up? Yes. I'll be at the San Jose Improv August 13th through the 15th. And then I'm going to... Really, I'm going so I can go to the 15th and then I'm going to really I'm going so I can go to Harry Potter World but I'm also

I'm also at the Orlando Improv Orlando, that's where I go there too like the 30th, it doesn't fucking matter don't come, I'm going to Harry Potter World come to San Jose alright, thank you thank you everybody Sam Roberts show every day, Monday through Friday on Sirius XM.

Yeah, that's right. XM 103, Sirius 206, every day at noon. Tomorrow, my guest will be Doug Benson. And if anybody likes professional wrestling, you can download the wrestling podcast on iTunes, notsam.com. Everywhere. All right. I think I had one more plug I wanted to slip in.

Douglas Movies is going to be in Boston on September 12th at the Wilbur Theater. One more time for all my guests, Sean Jordan, Jerry O'Connell, Pete Davidson, and Sam Roberts. All right, as always, I'll see you guys next Monday and then again at the end of November for 12 Guests of Christmas, second annual. Drunk driving is a shithead. People who cut in line at Shake Shack are a shithead? Just throwing these down so the people who own them, if they want them back, they can come get them. And finally, on a post-it note... Chicks who dump you by text after dating you 18 months because you wouldn't give them permission to bang some British dude they talk to online... Are a shithead!

Hey, have you had enough laughs? I bet you haven't. I'm here to tell you once again, Craig Robinson, our buddy from The Office and Hot Tub Time Machine, and Doug Loves Movies, has a great new comedy. It starts out tomorrow night on NBC. It's from the producers of The Office, which is probably his first television break. It's called Mr. Robinson because that's his name. And it looks hilarious.

Then it's the premiere of The Carmichael Show starring a dude that I just saw doing stand-up at the comedy store recently. And I had to wait around and say, you know, you're hilarious after his set. Jared Carmichael. And David Alan Gre Carmichael and David Alan Greer, the classic David Alan Greer, plays his dad on the show. You don't want to miss it. That's the premieres of Mr. Robinson and The Carmichael Show after AGT tomorrow on NBC. Anyone who doesn't check it out is a, you know what, head.

Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. is a sh... you know what? Head.