Doug Loves Movies - Raanan Hershberg, Geoff Tate and Mike Toomey guest

Episode Date: August 30, 2021

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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds with 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies! Hey, hey, hey, everybody. This is a hot microphone. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. Coming to you once again after how long? I played this club like we did Doug Loves Movies a month after it

opened and they still hadn't painted this beautiful backdrop yet. It was just a gray wall and with a door and now it's beautiful and the club's open again after a little bit

and there's a gentleman sitting very close to me who just yawned. So it's good to be back. All right. We're coming to you for the second time from Helium in Indianapolis, Indiana. Thanks, as always, to our presenting sponsor, OCB Rolling Papers. OCB only uses natural acacia gum for an always sticks experience. Enjoy the show.

First of all, thank you for getting past the motorcycles with medallions. What's it called? motorcycles with medallions what's it called um there's there's a motorcycle event happening in downtown indy like right outside the club and uh how great is it in here that you can't hear the motorcycles because it was it was loud ass outside it's sat Saturday, August 28, 2021. And let's get this out of the way. Doug Plugs. Next Doug Loves Movies in front of an audience will take place at Zaney's in Rosemont, Illinois.

O'Hare adjacent on Sunday, September 12th at 420. All my dates and deets and links are at DougLovesMovies.com. At DougLovesMovies.com That was the best one since we've been back. Yeah. This is the third or fourth show with an audience and you guys are the first ones to really nail it

none of those stray like sometimes in my shows some stoners will walk in and they think they know what's happening and they'll just start yelling out words or just yelling out what they just heard so it ruins the whole effect you guys nailed it thank you so much

let's get my guests out here. What do you say? We've got a couple of newbies, so be gentle and don't trick them with your ways. And we also got an old, old, old bee. One of the oldest old bees there is. Please welcome

Renan Hirschberg, Jeff Tate, and Mike Toomey. Hello, fellas. Let's meet you individually and alphabetically so you know what's coming. Starting with the gentleman in the middle headlining upstairs here at Helium Comedy Club. Alphabetically, oh, from the last name? I'm not alphabetical.

Okay. I was like, gee. But anyway, yeah, I'm upstairs. Yeah, those guys are both their last names both begin with T yours begins with H it's going to get tougher these games are going to get a little harder

than that one I didn't know we were going to have a tough one out of the game guess where you are alphabetically on stage because also yeah you're right about the first name though that's a whole other game. Then you're third. You're third with the R at the beginning of your name.

How are you doing, man? I'm good. I already lost a game we weren't playing. This is great. You've already dug a hole. You've got negative one point. But we don't really have points here, so it doesn't matter. And like I said, you're headlining

upstairs. There's a beautiful little, I mean, I'm not trying to say it to be condescending, but it's an intimate room. It's a room closet. It's a 50-seat room. They filmed that scene from the Marx Brothers movie in there. But it's, you know, I'm filling it out

because, I don't know, at a certain point, you give up on trying to get a bigger draw. You just go to smaller rooms. And it's been working. That was a joke, but it just had a sad response from the audience. Yeah, people think the front row is empty because of a COVID thing. But no, it's just we didn't sell the front row. Nobody bought those tickets.

Nobody wants to be close to us. There were some empty seats upstairs. I thought, is this limited capacity? And the manager was like i thought i was like is this limited capacity and the manager was like nope no could uh filled it to the brim like let's just say it's limited capacity um well thank you for being here and you have a movie podcast of your own i'm told yes i told you it's uh you're back on top you're back to zero points hell yeah yeah it's called joan ron on talk movies and uh yeah uh it's it's another movie podcast that's there's only two just yours and mine and so you know if you want to check it out they don't care but anyway it's i appreciate you being here and uh there's no hard feelings that you are talking about movies, which I invented.

Stop, thief. The bar and the hotel I'm staying in is called Wine Thief, and I'm going to steal some fucking wine, because they're just asking for it. Also joining us today, you'll chant his name after you hear it so might as well get right to it it's our friend jeff tate hello okay one guy barked it but that's fine with me i'll take it my dog can talk. Who's your favorite comic doggy? Take.

Oh, man. You had that. Fisherman's Wharf. Thanks for being here, buddy. Oh, my pleasure. You had a little bit of an adventure getting here. Quite an adventure. I got a flat tire.

And then I changed it. Somebody stepped on the back of your shoe? Yeah. Yeah. I had to spend an hour in a Love's parking lot because of it. Love's? Got a fucking nail. I know, man.

Was it a sex shop? No. They'll fuck you. But it's not like a sex shop. There are things you can buy there that you can use for that if you want i mean you can get almost anything up your butt if you try hard enough especially at a truck stop parking lot someone will help you i mean the list of things you can't get up your butt is shorter than the list of things you can i think in the grand scheme of things. You know, there's only so many roller coasters and elephants.

And they don't have either of those at the Loves. Now it's called The Loves? Now it is. Okay. I'm getting, I got that one right. I'm at plus one, Renan. Fuck. Anyway, I could change my own tire.

I didn't know I could do that. I didn't know you could give yourself points but here we are so uh did you call uh triple a no i was trying to figure out i i have the roadside assistance through my insurance oh that's gonna be real they're gonna show up in a jiffy man so but then i also recently got a new phone so i'm logged out all my apps and i couldn't get to my and then i was like i wonder if i have a spare tire i didn't even know so then then I looked, and I did. And then I also have an emergency brake that I forgot about twice. It fell off the jack two times. Yeah.

But both times, the tire wasn't off the thing yet, like the bad one. So it just wedged and didn't hit the ground. So I got lucky. And then some guy was like, I'm a mechanic. And he goes, that's not my truck, but I'm a mechanic. And I was like, what truck are you even, what are you talking about? Just pointed to a mailbox. Yeah.

He pointed at his car and goes, that's not my truck, but I'm a mechanic. All right, man. And then he comes over and goes, you should put your emergency brake on. And I was like, fuck, you are a mechanic. I'm sorry I messed up your pants. My pants are dirty and fucked up. I went to this mall over here, but it's a fucking, it's just, all they have is like school uniforms and sweatpants. You were about to talk such shit about the mall. We, we're in the mall right

now, Jeff. There's not a mall over there. This is it. Oh yeah, you're right. This mall sucks ass. If you need pants, if you need comedy, they have two different places you can go. But if you need pants and a jiffy, like

he said jiffy, so now I'm saying it. If you need pants and a jiffy, you're fucked. Unless you want i'm saying it if you need pants and a jiffy you're fucked unless you want to go to aero pastel unless it's like you're about to be a ninth grader right things are finally looking up i'm gonna be a high schooler i'm fucking king of the mountain but no i i'm not so i'm just wearing these dirty pants i don't think i could win are you smarter than a fifth grader but i think I could win are you smarter than a fifth grader, but I know I could win are you smarter than a ninth grader. Yes. Right?

That's true. People in fifth grade are actually interested in knowledge. Right? Those ninth graders are already like fuck it. By the time you're in the ninth grade your dick works. And so you're like, well I'm not reading anymore unless I can jack off to it yeah

and when you're in the big distraction for everybody this panda turned me blue i'm a blue comedian now i mean the excuses you could you could excuse anything by going oh this pandemic i slept with your sister oh this pandemic. Slept with your sister. Oh, this pandemic. I never would have. Also joining us for the first time, and I'm very excited about it because I've been a fan for a long time. It's Mike Toomey, everybody.

How's it going, man? Doing good. Hello? Hello, yeah. I'm at zero right now, so I'm in the lead. Oh, yeah, you're killing it. You're doing great. You're just over there.

That's how you get points in this show, is just keeping to yourself. I understand this is all about points. That's what this game is all about, getting points. There's nothing. You win a game, you get to go first to the next game. Yeah. You win the last game, you win everything. And by win everything, I mean I give everything to somebody that you chose from the audience.

But we'll get to that in a bit. Let's say hello to you first, because I found out something about you that I didn't know. Which is? You're on TV in the mornings in Chicago. Yeah. What's it called? Well, it's called, it's kind of misleading. It's called WGN Morning News. What's it called? It's kind of misleading.

It's called WGN Morning News. It's a news show. But WGN, that's huge. It is. Not like it used to be, but we inject a little fun stuff in there. That's when I come in. The last hour of the show is more entertainment-based,

so that's kind of where I'm at. I'm in there. So you think doing all this stuff has increased your knowledge of movie trivia? Not at all. No, not at all. Not even a little bit. I'm pretty excited about finishing last. Because you do it and move on.

You don't memorize what you learned about each guest. There's too much. And I'm really afraid that I'm going to have the least number of points tonight. That might happen. And Mike also, it's very gracious of you to be here because my friend Bob Saget, as everybody has heard me say probably, is in town. He's got two shows tonight. And Mike is on the shows with Bob.

So come back if you can. Or some gentleman here today came yesterday. Who was the person that came yesterday who's the person came yesterday you did there's a guy behind you going like that over your head but you you were here yesterday for sure so you really looking at me like you don't recognize any of this that I'm talking about like is there some sort of outpatient program where they just put you in the front row and his brain will heal eventually. Which show did you come to? Oh, second show. Okay.

So you're at the Late Show. Where'd you sit then? Do you remember? In the booth back there. Those are nice. Now you're moving on up. You're really stalking Mike Toomey, apparently. It's alright. We're behind the Bachelorette party. Just in your own words, he was great last night, right? Yeah. He says, yeah. That's alright. We're behind the bachelorette party. Just in your own words, he was great last night, right?

He says, yeah. That's his review. What's he going to say? Somebody get on the phone. I'll be honest with you. That guy was awful. He sucks. He writes the best Yelp reviews. Yeah! Two and a half stars. Thank you for being here again.

We appreciate you supporting comedy so much. And I appreciate Mike Toomey for being here in the afternoon. That's kind of filling in for Bob. So if you want, you can be really filthy. All right. Or you could say I'm a family man now, whichever one of those vibes you want to run with. Because he's very schizophrenic in these times and yeah and he just wasn't feeling well today and he sent me a million texts apologizing for

not doing a gig that I told him was just optional to begin with I was gonna come here and do this anyway I just thought oh Bob will be there so it'll just be fun just to see him if even if he doesn't do the show and then I get the bonus of meeting Mike to me for I think the first time i think so yeah yeah i think we met last night and uh so thank you for being here absolutely and uh does the wgn morning news like is it like syndicate is it in the rest of the country or no that used to go out everywhere but now if you tune it in it's something completely different than No, that used to go out everywhere, but now if you tune it in, it's something completely different

than what people see locally, so I'm only in Chicago. Oh, it's like they show like Leave it to Beaver. Yeah, even Manix. Rockford Files. Rockford Files is a good one, but if you're sitting at home watching Manix, I don't know what's happening.

The four box with him doing all the different action things. Yeah, yeah. I nerded out recently on somebody that was, they were making jokes about Columbo, and somebody made a joke about, you know, oh, if he solved the case right away, what are they going to do for the next 45 minutes? And I just had to write to him and go, Columbo was a series of TV movies,

part of the Sunday Night Mystery movies, and they were all 90 minutes to two hours. There weren't any hour-long episodes. And I just had to say it, because that's what men do. Yes. Because they can't just fucking keep it to themselves. And they do it to me all the time, and it annoys me when they do it, and then I

have to do it sometimes. Just because it's fun to, I think it was fun to know that, but nobody else would agree. Nobody else cares. But thanks to all of my guests for being here. The first thing we do before we get to the games is, I've got to double check and make sure I'm doing everything in the right order. Because since we came back to live shows in front of an audience, I've been so excited, I just fucked things up. Yeah, first stop on today's show

is a visit to Recommendation Nation. Yeah, and for the new guys, this is where I just ask each of you to just recommend one movie. It can be from, you know, it could be a classic. It could be a movie people haven't seen. You know, anything you want. Just something that if your best friend said,

I want to watch a movie, what should I watch? Because it could even be like, if you want to fuck with him and give him a terrible movie to watch, you know, comedians, that's what we do. So let's start with Jeff because he knew this question was coming. I did. I did know that. I wrote a joke for it and everything here's my here's my answer complete with joke it is star wars episode 9 the rise of skywalker i recommend that movie you guys are most of you are from indiana my dad was from indiana and that movie is so emotionally manipulative it reminds me of my father. Maybe it might remind you of your dad's too, right? Just really fucks with your emotions. And then you have to love it anyway, because it's your Star Wars movie. What are you going to do?

You don't have another Star Wars movie. Okay, now hit us with the joke. the joke part is it's good people are suddenly kind of rising up and going rogue one rogue one and i think it's just because it's not really it's just a standalone movie so you can just sort of like it and not have to know too much and just you know what i mean of like it and not have to know too much and just you know what i mean and then you don't have to watch more because you know they all die there's no real jedi nonsense in it either like i kind of got tired of the jedi nonsense the only guy that knows about it is pretending that's the best part about this guy's like i know the jet it's like how i know karate. I don't.

I can say it a lot. The ending of Rogue One is like a tribute to people who don't exist. It's like, look at the sacrifice of these made-up characters. It was like Saving Private Ryan. We must remember the sacrifice of these characters we invented. I'm like, this movie is very dumb. of these characters we invented. I'm like, this movie is very dumb. I just think that the robots are so human in so many of those movies.

It'd be funny to see C-3PO, somebody walk in on him secretly doing Jedi training. He's ready to fucking step it up and use the force. Just like robots are doing to us in our everyday lives. I know. Get a little realistic, Star Wars. Uh-huh.

All right, Jeff. So you recommended some Star Wars shit. Yep. Which one? Episode 9? Episode 9, The Rise of Skywalker. OK. So if I just write Episode 9, you're of Skywalker. Okay. So if I just write episode 9,

you're going to tweet reply. Rise of Skywalker. Excuse me, it's called The Rise of Skywalker. There was no one hour episodes. All right, Renan, what do you think? Well, I saw Pig in theaters. I thought that was really good.

I love Pig. I've talked about it too much on the podcast already. It's so good, I assume Nicolas Cage must have not just read the script beforehand. That's the only way it could have been good. Because he does a lot of shit movies now. He does a lot of movies. I think that's why there's some

that are shitty because he just signs on, commits, and if the movie's good, he's amazing. If the movie sucks, it's like, oh, Nicolas Cage, trying his best. Because he seems to work with, lately he seems to work with not super established directors. He's kind of helping filmmakers to get The Pig is a very interesting vision.

Like it got made at all is only because of Nicolas Cage. Right. It's true. It's amazing. It's like John Wick if he went to therapy. It's like incredible. Yeah. If you haven't seen it, I highly but I guess you've been recommending it. I have been talking it up but I think it's a solid pick today as well.

Okay. Thank you, Doug. Who has my pig? I think it's a solid pick today as well. Okay, thank you, Doug. Who has my pig? Have you seen it, Jeff? No. You're going to love it, dude.

You're going to love it. All right, Mike Toomey, you've had a little time to think this over. All right. No points are on the line. I have one that's, you know, some of those movies that people will say like a terrible rate. Everybody has that one that got terrible you know, some of those movies that people will say like a terrible, everybody has one

that got terrible reviews, but you kind of liked it. Yes. It had some sort of charm to it. Yes, like Casablanca, Citizen Kane. Yes. Yes.

I didn't like either of those, by the way. Yeah. This is, remember the toy with Richard Pryor and Jackie Gleason? Yes.

Love that movie. What? What is happening? So great. And then that kid ended up being a porn star, a failed porn star. Remember, like, a few years later, he thought, well, I'll just get into porn,

but he wasn't really good at it. Once you get your tongue stuck to a pole, your life is kind of going to go in a certain direction. You're done. It's the same kid from Christmas Story. Right, but then failing at the porn so that's there you go love those guys

failing at porn that's interesting which is the next movie that I'm writing failing at porn the toy Jackie Mason I mean Jackie Gleason not Jackie Mason both dead don't worry I mean Jackie Mason both dead doesn't don't worry about it Jackie Mason just died but uh you work with him no I think I might have met him briefly but

as a kid I just liked the fact that uh John Biner in that cartoon and the artwork was doing would just do Jackie Mason so the so it's about an aardvark where you're going, oh, I don't know what, he sounds like a Borscht Belt comic. He's just like, I got to get me some ants. If I don't get some ants, I'm going to go crazy. And the ant was supposed to be Dean Martin. Dean Martin was the ant. So he'd be like, oh, man, here comes that ant.

I can only do impressions of those two guys because of that cartoon. Somebody else doing somebody else, right? Yeah, exactly. So it's like Danaana carvey's uh george bush he never once said read my lips not gonna do it never said that okay one guy one guy unlocks an impersonation and everybody billy crystal doing sammy davis totally racist yes Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Totally racist, yes. Yeah. He was great at it. Yeah.

But no more. Let's play some games after a break. We'll be right back. We're back, and we selected some folks that the guys on stage are gonna play for Jeff is playing for life Brian and Ronan is playing for Forrest Clay Gump and Mike is playing for Michael because they have the same name and he came to his show last night and also

Mike loves John Travolta Travolta, that's a great example kind of along the Nicolas Cage line is like now it's a little you can't just watch any Travolta movie and it's going to be great but he's swinging for the fences he always tries

it's going to be something, but he's swinging for the fences. He always tries. It's going to be something. Yes, you're going to see something. And the times that it really works, it really works. So good choice. All right. But everyone else, don't fret, because there's another opportunity to win later on in the show. But now it's just between the gentlemen on stage,

and the first game we're going to play is called Whose Tagline Is It Anyway? I will say a tagline from a motion picture and then you each will take turns guessing what movie you think it is the tagline for. These can either come right to you or be insanely difficult. So we can shout it out or we wait? No, I'll go to you one at a difficult so we can shout it out or we wait no i'll uh go to you one at a time we'll start with you since you asked no we're starting with you because of that same old alphabetical thing oh yeah so it's gonna it's gonna go run on then jeff and then mike but you

know it'll change as we go because if somebody gets one right then the next person gets to go first in the for the next one. All right? And a theme will emerge, so that also can help you a little bit or, you know, confuse you into a stupor. Ronan. Yes. What movie do you think had the tagline,

you can't stop the thunder. You can't stop the thunder. You can't stop the thunder. My first thought is Day of the Thunder, but that seems kind of

stupid for that to be the tagline. Day of the Thunder. I mean, tagline. Jay the Thunder. I mean, taglines are pretty amazingly dumb sometimes. Like, that's part of the fun of the game. You can't stop the Thunder. Yeah, you can't stop the Thunder. And then I'm going to say Twister, but that's not Thunder.

That's a tornado. You can't stop the Thunder. Yeah, you're just cycling through all the weather events. You can't stop the thunder. Yeah, you're just cycling through all the weather events. You can't stop the thunder. God damn it. Fuck. You can't stop the thunder. What is thunder?

The thunder. It seems like some kind of wrestling, I don't know, thing. But I don't know anything about wrestling. So I'm going to go with Day the Thunder. That is correct. Yeah. anything about wrestling, so I'm going to go with Days of Thunder. That is correct. I forgot my that is correct whistle back in the

hotel, so if anybody's missing that, I apologize. But that is the correct answer. I love it when somebody tries to talk themselves out of the correct answer. I really was hoping you'd be like, Crackatola, east of Java, or something. really was hoping you'd be like, ah, Krakatoa east of Java or something. But no, you stuck to your guns

and you went with Days of Thunder, in which Tom Cruise plays Cole Trickle, the worst name in the history of names. Why would... Why? Okay. Okay.

So now we go to Jeff Tate. Ronan is on the board. Hell yeah. Jeff. Jeff. What movie has a tagline, the story of a man who could only count to number one. It's not Forrest Gump.

Oh, man. All right, I'm going to say Talladega Nights, The Ballad of Ricky Bob. That is correct. That's how you say it. I didn't say it right. I didn't make number one sound like a good thing. I don't know any number other than number one. All right. Mike Toomey, this is your shot.

Pressure's on. Yeah, these get harder, so I apologize for what's about to happen. Oh, no. I'm sorry in advance to you michael this is the tagline okay everyone is driven by something there's no clues here right no everyone is driven by something There's no clues here, right? No. Everyone is driven by something. It's a pretty vague one. It is.

You could also maybe kind of suss out a theme based on Talladega Nights and whatever that other one was. Days of Thunder? Tropic Thunder? Is? Tropic Thunder? Is it Tropic Thunder? It's movies with thunder. Uh-huh. What is movies with thunder? Movies from the underneath.

Is it Elf? No, but that is a great guess. Yeah, you get a great guess point. No, I'm out. Yeah. Okay, Ronan? What's that? Ford versus Ferrari?

Let me double check, because that could be right. Nope. Oh, no. GF. Is it that movie called Driven? No. That would have been fun, though. No, it's a motion picture.

I actually really like this one. It's called Rush. Ah, Rush. Yeah. Yeah. So there we have it. We're back to you, Mike. All right.

You get first crack at this one. Jeff and Renan both have one point what movie has the tagline prepare to be floored yeah oh god this is really hard I don't I can't ask people to give me the answer no that's that's the last thing we need

we'll give you a lifeline in the big game at the end your boy Michael Nacho Libre another great guest lifeline in the big game at the end. Your boy Michael. Nacho Libre. Another great guess. It's a fun way to just mention movies that are fun and give them a little plug. But yeah, that's

not it. That's not it. Who's next? Renan. Ford vs. Ferrari? I think that would be prepare to be Ford versus Ferrari. Starring Jerry Ferrara. Jeff,

take a swing, buddy. Is it driven? Is it driven? I also don't have my incorrect noise with me. Oh, I think I... I think I remember what it is. Fuck. Oh, okay.

You want to do a late guess? Yeah, but I could... Is it speed? No. Ah, fuck. Okay, all right. But that is a good one. Like if a bus was going to go to the movies, you'd say to it, prepare to be floored.

For sure. I mean, a movie will blow a bus's mind. Yeah. No, it will be floored. Both ways. Okay, here we go. Oh, the answer is cars. Oh, the answer is cars.

Okay. Who's up? Is it Mike again? Oh, man, Mike. I'm sorry this keeps happening. You probably knew those first two. Just bombing. Yeah, I knew all the ones except the ones you asked me. Yeah, now you're just in a horrible hole.

This one, the tagline is merely two words. Is it Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? I wish I didn't kind of say no because I would let you just go ahead and guess that. But now you get another shot. The tagline is just, it's on.

Seriously? It's on. Seriously? Oh, it's on. Steve's on. Seriously? It's on. Seriously? Oh, it's on. Steve's on. It's on. Seriously? Yeah, that's it. It's on.

Yeah. If it was TV, I'd say Electric Company. I know. But it's movies. It's not Kirby the Love Bug. You don't, this isn't Jeopardy, you don't phrase it as a question. All right.

What is I Don't Know? Is that you going for Herbie the Love Bug? What is I Don't Know? Would you rather go with Herbie Fully Loaded? That's my favorite. Yeah, that was good. Actually, it's in a tie. My two favorite Herbie titles are Herbie Fully Loaded, because it sounds like Herbie gets drunk.

Yeah. And Dean Jones gets ejected from the car and dies. Remember that at the very end? That happens? Yeah. I must have been loaded. And then... Buddy Hackett tries to revive him

and he can't do it. You know. It was sad. I didn't think it was going to end that way. There was another one called Herbie Goes Bananas. Yeah.

Yeah, because he went to some poor country. All right. So here we go. It's cheaper to shoot somewhere. It's on. It's on. Yours was incorrect.

Renan? I mean, it's so dumb, I have to assume, I don't know. And I love this franchise, but the Fast and the Furious? No. No, it's not Fast and the Furious. Jeff? Is it... Driven? I mean, you've seen that movie, right?

That would be very odd. I wasn't positive it was really a movie until right now. Yeah. I started to doubt that it was even a title. It's Sylvester Stallone, I believe. Anyway, you could just keep guessing it all day

and it might work out for you. But the correct answer in this case is Cars 3. Mike? You just went right over cars too and went that's what was it yeah that's uh you know in case anybody was on to me that I would use another cars movie yeah all right Mike all right um they took the American dream for a ride. They took the American dream for a ride. Also, these aren't current, so they probably wouldn't use the word they

because then people would think. This isn't my answer, but was there a Cars 4? There was not? There was, no, I don't think so. I think this, yeah, the second one was like more about Mater, and then they went, oh, that was a bad idea. And then the third one was more about that main Lightning McQueen or whatever. Anyway, I don't think

there's a fourth one. Maybe straight to video. Is that even an expression anymore? Was it Eat My Dust? No, but that was Ron Howard acted in that movie because Roger Corman said if you act in a movie for me I'll let you direct a movie and that's how he got his first directing job.

Yeah. Good answer. We all learned something. Renan. I believe it's one of the most overrated movies of all time, Easy Rider. No.

I thought it was... Put that opinion between your knees. That opinion's only cool if I was correct that was true still counts no that movie has one amazing scene

and a lot of yeah it's overrated I think too I agree but you know it was of a time that's for sure he's very rude to that waitress man I was positive that was it you hear my tone I was just like that was awkward

the words I'm looking at here that are the correct answer if that was it. You hear my tone? I was just like that was awkward. I was really the words I'm looking at here that are the correct answer are what I expected you to say. That's how confident you sounded. Jeff? I'm not going to guess it, but if this one is driven, I'm fucked because my guess is Ford versus Ferrari. That is

correct. I'm fucked because my guess is Ford versus Ferrari. That is correct. Oh, the irony. I'm getting the driven one, motherfucker. That's mine. If that was driven, I would have quit. All right.

So who gets to go first now? Oh, it's back to Mike. All right. So who gets to go first now? Oh, it's back to Mike. All right, Mike. See what you can do with this. Something easy. All right. The next one is what I do, but it might be easy. All right.

Going where no car has gone before. Come on, really? That's what the loves. was there a Herbie on the moon no it's gonna obviously as a Star Trek feel to it Herbie Herbie Herbie went to Monte Carlo did a lot of gambling. Going where no... Met Princess Rainier. Yeah. Anything, Mike? Can you give me that line again? Yeah. Going.

Yeah. Going where no car has gone before. Oh, this might be a Star Trek thing. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, space. The final frontier. Spock, space. No cars, go on to space.

I don't know. All right. Renan? I'm really sucking at this. No, you're doing great because these are all too difficult, Renan. Cars, too? That is correct. Are you kidding?

No, I'm not kidding. We're not here to joke around. You can do that in your show later. You did the one, three, two. The old one, three, two. Lever. Yeah. There's only 70 more of these.

No, we're down to the last one, and it's a tiebreaker, and if we go in order of the two people to have the two points each, it would start with Jeff would be next, right? Yeah. Okay, so

this is just Jeff gets to go first. If he doesn't get it, then Renan gets a shot, and if he doesn't get it, then Mike gets a shot. And if Mike gets it, he wins this game. Oh. Yeah. All right. Yeah.

I don't want to edge him out completely, and it might happen. Are you ready, Jeff? Oh, yeah. I am ready. Okay. Here's the tagline. Here it is. Those crazy cannonballers are at it again.

Is it cannonball run two? That is correct. You win. Congratulations. Congratulations. I mean, the first one was even more obvious. The first movie's tagline was, Cannonball run? What?

I so wish that was true. Okay, so... But Mike, don't even sweat it. Renan also, you guys both killed it, and it only means Jeff has to go first in this next game. It's not even necessarily an advantage, so don't you worry about it. But we will switch the order around. I'll go Jeff, then Mike, then Ranan.

And here we go. The game is called... I can't read my own writing. Here we go. This is how this game works. No, this is a game called... I just want to make sure I didn't need to go to a commercial break there. Okay, we're good.

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Follow OCB on Instagram at OCBUSA to stay in touch with the natural wonder of OCB. Must be 21 and up to buy our papers and follow our social accounts. Back to the show! Alright. Here's how this game works, guys. The answer to every question in the OCB game is either O

or C or B. And just like that last game, the questions vary in difficulty, especially they're easy if you know the answer. That's how I feel about Jeopardy. I'll get a few right and I'll be like, this is easy.

When I know it, it's so easy. Yeah, it's true. It's those ones I don't know. All right, so any questions? You understand how that works, Mike? Got it. Okay, we're true. It's those ones I don't know. All right. So any questions? You understand how that works, Mike? Got it. Yeah. Okay. We're going to start with Jeff. But if he missed it, it comes right to you, Mike. All right. O, C, or B, Jeff, which letter is the first letter in Brad Pitt's given middle name? We don't know that. I know so few celebrities' middle names.

And for good reason. There's no reason at all. You only know when they have to use their whole name for a show business or to get in the union or whatever. So, Jeff, what do you think? Is the first letter in Brad Pitt's given middle name O, C, or B? I think it's B. Do you have a reason to think that?

Like, do you just already know the answer? Well, his name is Brad, and it's 50-50. That's his middle name. And that's a better guess than I could come up with the other way. Look at the big brain on Jeff. Not Brad. Yeah, his fucking middle name is Bradley. Congratulations, Jeff.

Yeah. Wow. I've written Brad Pitt 6,000 letters. And all of them were B. All of them were B all right who got that one right Oh Jeff just Jeff yes he does okay Mike yeah again I apologize if this one's difficult O, C, or B which one

is the full title of a movie starring Mekhi Pfeiffer there's a movie it's only one letter it's one of those three letters people are giggling because they're so smart.

I'm gonna say that it's B. That is... Yeah, they already know. That is incorrect. Try not to do those incorrect noises if you can, you guys. Could you imagine on Jeopardy when somebody says the wrong answer, you hear people in the audience go... All right. Who did I say is next? Oh, Renan is next. It's O? That is correct.

Yeah, there's a movie called O. Othello, like modern adaptation. It was like Othello in high school. It's one of Julia Stiles' five Shakespeare adaptations. I almost said starring MacKay Fiverr and Julia Stiles. I watched 10 Things I Hate About You on the plane yesterday, and it is stunning how entertaining that movie is. It has no business being as good as it is.

It's great. I was shocked. I was just shocked. A couple of jokes fall flat, and whenever something flies off camera, it hits a cat or goes through a window, so that gets a little stupid, but, man, it's just, like, a really clever, and they barely mention Shakespeare, even though the whole thing is all laid out in, uh,

you know, Shakespeare. Yeah, Taming of the True, yeah. Yeah, yeah. No, it's great, yeah. Good act. All the young actors are good. Heath Ledger. Yeah, he's great in it's great, yeah. All the young actors are good. He's Ledger. Yeah, he's great in it. Okay, so anyway. Hi, I'm an old white guy watching kids. So is it like a typical thing?

You'll get one guy who knows nothing about anything you're going to talk about? No, I think that one was like, that's just some people know there was a movie called O, and others don't. It wasn't like a smash hit. I did enjoy the movie B, though, and I wouldn't have brought it up if I didn't love it so much. I just couldn't remember who was in it. I think you're thinking of the B movie. Yes.

Jerry Seinfeld. The B movie. Yeah. That'll be a question on a future OCB game. But I think we're going to get into your wheelhouse here in a second. If we just wait until Jeff gets another point. Because we're on you now, Jeff, right? Yes.

Okay. You have one. Renan has one. Here we go. Jeff. which one of those three letters has Bob Saget appeared in movies which one is at the beginning of the most titles in his filmography Oh, or B? It's trying to work it out. It's tough.

You really got to know. He's appeared in other people's films. Cameos as himself in a lot of things. I can only think of one movie that he's in and it does not start with any of those so that's just a half-baked answer yes that was it if we were playing a game where doug guesses what thing i was thinking that's a point for doug three-way tie for first now i'm gonna say yeah just pick one c that is correct for Doug. Three-way tie for first now. I'm going to say C. That is correct.

Yeah, he's in two movies that begin with the letter C. Critical Condition. He plays a doctor in that. And Casper's Scare School. For real? Yeah, I heard he sees Casper and he turns white. Scare school. For real? Isn't that... Yeah, I heard he sees Casper and he turns white.

Ah. Remains the same. And runs in his clothes. Yeah. He's also in a movie called Benjamin, so there was one B, and no O's. So I'll tell him to work on that.

Get an O movie in there. All right, so Jeff, I hate to say it, but you've done it again, I think. Yeah, because I don't have enough of these for anybody else to overcome your commanding lead. But I want to play this next one, because Mike gets to go first. Yeah, let's do that. Mike, O, C, or B, Bob Saget's credited name, according to IMDB, because he's uncredited in the film, half-baked. His character name begins with what letter? begins with what letter? O, C, or B?

This is O. What do you think his character name is? Let's start with O. I have no idea. Oscar? Oswald? I don't know. I should just say that you're right,

because who's going to double check? Right. But I'm not right. Mm-mm. No. Renan, you have a chance to tie it up with Jeff. Yeah, well, he's a crackhead, so I guess I'll go with C. Yeah, they call him Cocaine Addict.

Oh, cocaine. Fuck. Yes. We've got another tie. This is amazing how Mike's style of play is just forcing these ties. It's really working out strategically that he's making these guys butt heads until they're

exhausted and then he's going to jump in in the end and win the whole thing. Using strategy. So smart. So smart. I'm such a canny player. I love it. Is that why you're doing this Mike? Yeah, strategy. I've been tired the whole time you could stop fucking around who's up next is it Jeff yeah I'm sorry everybody I always try to put in some easy ones so that it you know it's a level playing field where everybody gets a chance. Jeff, O, C, or B,

which one is a vowel? I knew this game was rigged after the fucking Cannonball Run tag bullshit. What's the tagline? It's Cannonball Run the sequel. What movie is that?

What movie is that? The tagline is, are you excited for Cannonball Run 2? Fucking rig bullshit. Cannonball Run is far from done. See, that's all you need to do is make it fun and funny. Oh. Oh. What?

Oh. The answer is oh. Oh, you had never answered? No, no, I couldn't. Renan had a thing to do. I had feelings to get out. I just assumed you'd get it. I was ahead of myself. Sorry about that. I had feelings to get out. I just assumed you'd get it.

I was ahead of myself. Sorry about that. All right. So we're going to take one more break. And when we return, we're going to play our final game in which Jeff gets to go first. But we know this game, a a lot of people and that is no advantage it's actually a disadvantage kind of I don't know could go either way but we'll do that right after this we'll be right back we are back and I showed off all the contents of the prize bag to everybody and you can check it out on my

Instagram if you want to see it for yourself and now we're going to play a game where a member of the audience can win the prize total is now up to $200 and that game are you laughing because that's not a lot or should I should I make it $2,000? No. I add $20 every time somebody doesn't match the name that I have written in my wallet. Yeah. I've written down a name. I did it pre-pandemic. Nobody got it then, and they haven't gotten it since. We've been doing live shows again. So the prize total is up to $200.

It's in my aforementioned wallet, along with the name of an actress who, in this game called Last Person Standing, all of us, I play along on this one, we're going to take turns naming movies that the actress that I get a suggestion from the crowd is in. If you can't think of one, you, Mike, can go to Michael for help one time just give me a title he gives you one you know you don't have to have a long back

and forth who else Forrest Gump yeah Renan will go to you and Brian Jeff might Jeff's not gonna ask for your help If it gets down to me and him, maybe. But I don't think so. So now, please raise your hand if you think you have the name of an actress that is in a lot of movies and is also in my wallet. And anybody that's sitting with somebody we've already picked is ineligible.

I've got to go with mask on the whole time. Are you unvaccinated? Is that why? You're vaccinated and have a mask on at a show. Let's applaud this guy, everybody. Let's applaud this idiot. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I really appreciate it, and so does everybody. I mean, you know,

we don't have to, if we're vaccinated, I guess, but it's, it's all, it's all so scary. I know I'm in Indiana. So I'm like, that's why I'm extra like nice to this guy. Cause holy shit, he's going to get his ass kicked. No. Uh, what's your name, dude? Mike. Mike. There's another fucking Mike. He wanted to make a poster there's another fucking mike he wanted to make a mike poster you would have picked him oh man mike cousin vincey that's good yeah because his name is mike vincey holy shit your mask is falling off you're so excited all right i know you're due back in surgery so let's let's do this uh oh he's going charlieize Theron now this is what happens in this game is I write down Charlize Theron and then I turn to everybody on stage I got to get a thumbs up from everybody that you think you can be competitive in the

movies of Charlize Theron if you think it might be too difficult, I will go... Oh, and also that's not the name of my wallet. But if it's too difficult, I will go get a second name and we'll use both names. You can name movies from either actress. So would you... Jeff, how do you feel?

I feel okay about it. You know, maybe a second name. Okay. you know maybe a second name okay if jeff wants a second name we're definitely getting a second name because you know that's how that goes let's have a lady with the glasses yeah what's your name hi samantha scar joe i think we just did scar Scar Jo so she's not in the wallet but that is an excellent addition. She's in the news of course because she wants all of the money. Yeah I kind of deserves it too. But it's got balls suing the company that owns everything Jeff yeah this is good Scarlett Johansson and Charlize Theron

you think we can have a good run with those yeah yeah yeah okay so that's it I'm calling it those are the two names The next time I do a show in front of everyone, someone can win $220. And let's do this for the prize bag today. If I win, the person who came in second gets the prize bag. But I like to play Mike.

You know what I mean? I understand. Just hosting gets boring. Jeff, you go first and then uh then we'll go to renan and then mike and then me all right i'm going to say atomic blonde oh great one great one yes yes a lot of the same people behind the john wick movies and uh really really good movie. And she's a good action hero. Renan? Avengers Infinity War.

Who's in that? Oh, yes, Scarlett. Wait, are we doing either one? Oh, okay. Play strategically. If you know some obscure ones, save them. Probably get the ones that are obvious out of the way.

What do you think? What do you think, Mike? I'm going to say Monster. Oh, yes. She won the Oscar for that. How did she get so ugly? I don't know. Right?

That's all you can think of the whole time you were watching that movie. Yeah, it's like, oh, shit. What are they doing to her teeth? What? How could she? She's going to get her regular teeth back? How does she get them back? Use a green screen? How did this? I's going to get her regular teeth back? How does she get them back? Use a green screen?

I don't know. That's a wild one. Okay, so I'm going to go with Ghost World. Yeah. Maybe my favorite Scar Jo. Jeff? The Italian Job. People don't care for it as a movie or a choice,

but it's correct. I think that answer is Cooper Dooper. Did you see that movie, Mike? No. They have an extended sequence of all the thieves that are robbing this one place all drive Mini Coopers. Oh. Yeah, because that's how you hide in plain sight is you all drive a weird small car. And they're all giant movie stars.

Jason Statham can't fit into a fucking... What are they called? I forgot already. What? Cars? Lost in Translation? Yes. That'd be probably my other favorite. ScarJo.

Mike? I'm going to take the easy route and say Black Widow. Yes, take it. It's there. Take it. I like to challenge myself a little bit. You know? I kind of want people to think, man, he was

the man who wasn't there. She co-starred with Billy Bob Thornton in that one Jeff I want to say I can't do the sentences yet it's been too long it's been like a year and a half I forgot how to do that part of it so i'm just going to say iron man 2. yeah i mean that's a hard one to work into the sentence oh i enjoyed iron man and i also enjoyed iron man too i think that's the tagline in fact came right out of the obvious tagline factory uh Okay, which one did you say, Jeff? Iron Man 2. Oh, yeah, okay.

I mean, okay, yeah. That gets tricky. You know Paul Bettany is in every single, in one way or another, he's in every single Marvel movie? Wow. Of his last, you know, 20-some movies. Yeah, because he's the voice of Jarvis

in the very first Iron Man. That was the first one. Okay. Renan? If Mike wins, he'll be a long shot. Sorry. I'm sorry. I want to do the sentence thing. I'm sorry. It was pretty well for having just met me.

It's fun to put the titles in a sentence in case that they're going to be all smug about it. But you don't have to do that. If you just want to say the title, that's fine. Yeah. We'll just go with the original Avengers, right? Choosing that one. Yeah, yeah.

The Avengers. In some circles, referred to as Disney's The Avengers. Or Disney's Marvel's The Avengers. In some circles, it's referred to as Disney's The Avengers. Or Disney's Marvel's The Avengers. It's like Ruth's Chris Steakhouse. Okay, but I'm going to stay away from those. I'll let you guys go nuts with those. I'm going to say I'm going to go into another Charlize Theron Theron

Academy Award nominated performance in Bombshell. Yeah. In that movie, they made her look like, what's her name? Megyn Kelly. So that was like a sideways. She was ugly and monster and Megyn Kelly is just a lateral move. Or it was like a sideways she was ugly a monster and Megan Kelly's is a lateral move or it was like if Megan Kelly was a little bit

like if she was was Charlize Theron hot they just made her ugly on the inside if I open that up a fortune could he just fell out of my pocket if I open this up if I open this up it'll say you have no business being in this country. Yeah, I really would like to know what your fortune is right now. You were going to lose, and the guy in the red shirt's going to win nothing. Plus that open and read it. It's either going to be amazing.

This is how these things work. It's like when you take a person out of the audience and look through it. It's either going to be great or everybody's going to go, why'd you bother? They're always right on, too, with what they say. You're going to have to or everybody's going to go, why'd you bother? They're always right on, too, with what they say. You're going to have to read it because I don't have glasses. Oh, shit. Where's my reading glasses?

Here we go. Yeah. Oh, god damn this one. You will enjoy many more meals at P.F. Chang's that is fucked up like that's all they do is just get people to come back assholes no it says do you know that it's the full name of P.F. Chang's? It's Peter fucking Chang's. And it says, you will travel to many exotic places in the next few years. Yeah.

Oh, great. Stand-up comedian. What? Oh, that would have been funny if I said that. But you sang it from the audience. nobody listening to the show heard it and they're just wondering why we're still talking about it but i do appreciate the plug i just can't i can't repeat it because then everybody goes into the thing that comes right after i after i say douglovelovies.com and the rest of it.

See, if you finish it, they can't jump in with the wallet and Ted Danson and buttfuck. I still want to find the guy that tried to start that because that was intense. I bet it worked for Love's truck stop. Come to Love's. All of this will fit in your butt. I don't think you said the word truck stop the first time.

So I didn't know what the fuck Love's was. But now it's even, that's weird that a truck stop would be called Love's. You're right. Don't go in those restrooms. Yikes. Okay. Whose turn is it? It's my turn.

If you go into one of those bathrooms, you'll encounter the fate of the furious. Oh, nice. It's not good. It's not good. All right, Renan. Mad Max Fury Road. Yes. Furiosa Road is what they should have called it.

They blew that. Mike? Was she in the Spider-Man movie? Wait a second. That's how you want to play it? Spider-Man. I just want to ask a question with an incorrect... Spider-Man.

Why would she be in that? Because she's... What would she do? She's like always a take charge. She's not like Mary Jane or whoever's hanging out with Spider-Man. She just came by and said hello. Although Zendaya is a strong Mary Jane or whoever's hanging out with Spider-Man. She just came by and said hello. Although Zendaya is a strong, strong figure.

I'm going with Spider-Man. She doesn't. Please stop going with Spider-Man. All right. Avengers 2. How's that? I need to prevail. Very good. Avengers 2.

All right. Was that what it was called? Yeah. No. Ford versus Ferrari 2. I don't know. It was called Age of Ultron I think Does that mean I'm out?

No, no, no, you still have your lifeline Michael You got something for him? Save it If he does I'm giving him one more free pass before he goes to you Oh, okay, I get away with that? Well, you know. All right. I don't want you to just have to sit there the rest of the show.

Yeah. Do you want to do your plugs now? It's all right. I don't need it. I don't need it. Oh, it's my turn, right? Oh, my God. Jeff, did I tell you about the salad I had the other day? I was so excited, I was like, Hail Caesar!

Oh man. F9, The Fast Saga. She's in that one? Yes. I haven't seen it yet. I still haven't seen it. Oh, spoiler. I'm excited to see it someday.

Jojo Rabbit. Yes. Oscar nominated for that. Okay, you want to go to Michael? I got to go to my lifeline. Let's go to Michael. What do you got, Michael? Ghost in the Shell. Oh, you want to go to Michael? I got to go to my lifeline. Let's go to Michael. What do you got, Michael? Ghost in the Shell.

Oh, Ghost in the Shell. Yeah. Can I use him again the next time? No. That was it. Do you have more? Okay. Oh.

Yeah. I thought you might launch into like a whole marriage story. Hey, Jeff, show everybody how you can't wink i close them and then i open one so if you're not looking right at me and you catch it like at the end you're like yeah it's a solid wink it's a real timing thing That's a solid wink. It's a real timing thing. Lucy.

Who? Lucy. Oh, Lucy. I thought he said something else that gave me another title. Because I, you know, anyway. Renan? Have we said Avengers Endgame yet? No.

Okay. No, we said Infinity War early on, but no Endgame. Okay. We're back to you, Mike. I got nothing. You didn't like run off and watch some ScarJo movies? No. While it was going around?

Can I just check my phone really quick? While Jeff was winking? Yeah. I think I've got a message coming. I'll have you on sometime over Zoom. Everybody can cheat there. Okay, so we'll skip you. And my turn, I'm going to go with... Oh, man.

Now I forgot what it was called. I was just watching it the other day on TV going, this movie's not good. I'll think of that one in a second, but in the meantime, you know I love art and boring movies about art, so I have to say The Girl with the Pearl Earring.

Yeah. Oh, Her? You're talking about Her? Yes, Her. Her. Oh, Her? yeah oh oh her you're talking about her yes her her oh her yeah mike she's in a movie called her she's not in the singer called her that's a separate person match point yes tennis Yes. Tennis. Tennis, anyone? Okay, so I'm going to say... Oh, we've been leaving Charlize Theron off to the side, you know, like some sort of Aeon Flux.

I think you could say Aeon Flux in the middle of any sentence, and it sort of makes sense. Jeff? Captain America, the Winter Soldier. That's another one. Yes. Yes.

Renan? The Horse Whisperer yep Captain America Civil War Jeff damn it I wanted the I wanted the Horse Whisperer so bad I know that's a good one

that was probably her first movie I was sitting on it I'm gonna have to go spend two days in the valley that's a Charlize so if I I was sitting on it. I'm going to have to go spend two days in the valley. That's a Charlize. So if I say one, if I'm wrong, do I get out? Yeah, you should use your lifeline rather than be wrong.

Okay, so no, I'll do reindeer games. Oh, I love that thing you do when you say the right answer. Some people are like, are they speaking English right now? What is, why is this? I'm having a hard time thinking of one. Can I get, can I just sit over here for about 15 minutes? Charlize is in that? Yeah, yeah. It's the same guy that made Two Days in the Valley. She did it as a favor.

Didn't pay off. Vicky, Chrissy, Barcelona? Christina, you mean? Vicky, Christina, Barcelona? Did you change it to Chrissy? That's the mashup of that movie and Three's Company. Okay, well, oh man. I'm going to have to, I'm going to just have to say it now that you brought up that one

because you made, I think we left out another movie by the same director called Scoop. Yeah. Oh. Scoop. It's just called Scoop. I was trying so hard to remember the name of that one. And I thought it was called Scoop Dynamite for some reason. In my head, I was like, is that called Scoop Dynamite?

Which is a great title for something. Somebody use it. Not Woody Allen, though. I want to see it. I'm going to use my lifeline. Do you have anything? Oh, shit, he's lifelining. A Million Ways to Die in the West. Yeah. A Million Ways to Die in the West.

Yeah, A Million Ways to Die in the West. Yeah, Charlize Theron with Family Guy. Yep. Okay, so Renan. Don Juan. Ooh, Scarjo and Three Name Guy. That's not... three-name guy.

That's not... It's called Don... D-O-N-J... Or Don John. Don John. I have a speech impediment. I'm using that as a... It's supposed to be a play on Don Juan, so that's why it's Don John.

He jerks off all the time, and ScarJo's like, uh-uh. Not on my watch. Oh, fuck. He was jerks off all the time. And ScarJo's like, uh-uh. Not on my watch. Oh, fuck. He was jerking off on her watch? Yeah. And she's like, how am I going to check my emails? This is an Apple watch. How will I ever sue Disney? Okay.

I mean, there's so many still on the table. And there's one, there's so many still on the table. And there's one, there's a Charlize one that I've been thinking about that I've been trying to pull the trigger on. I just want to make sure I get it right. North County. Or is it North Country?

Yeah, I'm not sure. So I might have to call myself out on that because the first guess might have been wrong. Jeff? Got one more? I got one more. It's called Home Alone 3. Whoa.

Which one is in that? Scarlett. Scar Jo is in that? Scarlett. Scar Jo is? Thank you. Okay. We move to Renan. All right. Hold on.

This is exciting, isn't it, Mike? Yeah. No. Did you use your lifeline yet? No, but it's Forrest Gump I feel like I won't Oh, you think Forrest Gump is going to Leave you hanging?

His pun was Forrest Clay Gump What do you got? You want to suggest something? Box of chocolates What did he say? He said You never know what it's going to... Do you have one, though?

I got two. Oh, shit. Just give him one. We don't need two. I liked the movie Forrest Gump. I underestimated you. Give us one. Well, one Black Widow. We said Black Widow. Pull your head out. Huh?

Noah. Noah? Is Charlie surrounding that? I don't think either of them are. I think it's like... Oh, you mean North. North. North. Thank God Renan corrected you.

That was a dangerous path. You were describing Noah as the Russell Crowe. And the Ark. Very good. And rock monsters for no reason. I guess they're in the Bible. I didn't read the rock monster part of the Bible. Looks like you accurately estimated him.

Listen, I've got two answers. One's been said already. The other's wrong. Here we go. Let me just, can I just have like 30 seconds to meditate and think about it? Well, you said North. Oh, North Count? Oh, that's right?

It's called North. Yeah, it's called North. Oh, I just thought he was fucking wrong about that, too. Okay. I mean, I'm not positive either of those ladies are in it, but, you know, I think that feels like maybe a young. Sure, yeah. Go ahead, Jeff. It's Jeff's turn. Alright. This one is

a Charlize Theron movie with Tommy Lee Jones called In the Valley of Eli. Oh, yes. She really likes being in the valley. She was there for two days. She's like, I'm going back for Eli. I'm moving there. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's a good one.

Renan, do you want to give the win to Jeff or do you think another one might spring into your brain? I just want to sit here for 10 seconds. Okay, we'll give you 10 seconds. 20? How many seconds do you want? I'm going to set the clock.

Fuck. It gets tough because the brain just starts. You just think of ones we've already said. All I can think about is Noah. Yeah. That motherfucker. I was like, why would he think either of these women are Rachel? Wasn't Rachel Weisz in that?

Oh, he's got one. Celebrity. Celebrity with the other one. Either of these women are Rachel... Wasn't Rachel Weisz in that? Oh, he's got one! Celebrity. Celebrity with... The other one. Leonardo DiCaprio. Yeah, and what's her name? Not Scarlett Johansson, the other one. Charlize.

Charlize, yeah. Yeah, all right. Even if she's not in it, I'll give it to you because you got so excited. She's in it. We'll talk to the corrections department later. No, she's... Yeah, I agree, I agree.

I agree. I thought they'd be more excited, but they didn't care. You never know. It's a real roller coaster. Sometimes they just got the check, so they can't be too excited. I was alone with my excitement. I really thought a thing was going to happen. All right.

All right, Jeff. All right. This one is with Keanu Reeves from the nineties and it's called, um, sweet November. Yes. Yes. Very good.

Yes. Very good. Pull. She's got cancer. And, um, does she find out in November or she died in November? Cause neither of those seem sweet.

I've never seen it. She's like, I'm going to spend a month not telling this guy that I have cancer, and it'll be sweet, and then when I tell him, he'll be bummed. But at least we had a good month. I think that's what it is. We're back to Renan. He's thinking it over. I can't wait to see him spring out of his seat.

Snow White and the Huntsman? Is she the bad woman in that? Oh, man, you're so close. Snow White and the dwarves. Snow White and the dwarf huntsman. Snow White and the... Is she in that one, Jeff? I think she's the evil queen. No, no and the... Is she in that one, Jeff? I think she's the Evil Queen.

No, no. What one is she in, Jeff, that's like that story? You got it. Say it. Hang on. You win anyway. You don't have to get it. I can't.

I don't know the name of those. Well, what if, like, you were checking yourself out before you go to do a show? Oh, it's the one called Mirror Mirror? Yeah. Yeah! Ha-ha!

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Ronan Hirshberg. And if you want to come tonight, I probably have some, you know, it's a very small room, but there might be a couple empty seats. So come watch my show. Yeah. I mean, you can make a whole fucking comedy day of it because you could see his show and then go to the come watch my show. Yeah. I mean, you can make a whole fucking comedy day of it because you could see his show and then go to the

late Saget show. Marathon. Just to say, Helium, I've got all this money. Take it. Mike Toomey, great, great first appearance. I hope you come back sometime. Alright.

We make it like quiz show where I know what you're gonna ask first oh okay yeah we'll make you be like great finds yeah I can get all the answers yes make John Turturro upset what would you like to plug I can find me Facebook Twitter I have a YouTube channel with a lot of the videos that I produce them on the TV show that I work on. Oh, nice. So go there. Check my channel. There's a couple hundred videos on there to see.

Yeah. Mike Toomey. T-O-O-M-E-Y. That's correct. Thank you, Mike. Congratulations. Good old Jeff Tate's got his device out so he can give you the accurate information. Yeah, yeah.

October 29th and 30th, I'm at the Ann Arbor Comedy Showcase in Ann Arbor, Michigan. Hell yeah. And December 9th, I'm at Union Hall in Brooklyn, New York City, New York at 730. Just, it's a Thursday night in Brooklyn. None of these are for you who are looking at me. This guy's shaking his head because he doesn't like Michigan. Well, you're not invited, bro. You can come if you want.

And I got a podcast called Rough Drafts. I talk about movies with my brother and Trey Gallion. It's the third movie podcast. Oh, the third one ever created, yeah. Ever. Yeah, welcome to the club. Thanks for being here, Jeff. Congratulations on winning. We'll have you back

very soon to defend your title. I've got one thing to say. Doug Lowe's movie is going to be at Wise Guys in Vegas on Saturday, October 9th at 4.20. Thank you to Helium in Indianapolis. Thank you to all of you for coming

out. Brian, Life of Brian, come on down and get your prize bag. Congratulations on that. One more time, everybody, for Jeff Tate, Renan Hirshberg, Mike Toomey. As always, come on, buy you a drink.

You know, a drink. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you. Because Doug loves movies.