Doug Loves Movies - Rian Johnson, Riki Lindhome and Noah Segan guest

Episode Date: November 27, 2019

Live from the UCB Theatre, Doug welcomes "Knives Out" director and cast members Rian Johnson, Riki Lindhome and Noah Segan to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitcher Premium. For a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

See Hollywood's biggest stars Leonardo DiCaprio, Brad Pitt, and Margot Robbie in Quentin Tarantino's Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Time magazine says DiCaprio and Pitt are marvelous together. Now with over 20 minutes of additional scenes and exclusive access to the set. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Watch it now on digital. Rated R! Doug hates candy wrappers, squeaky babies, sticky seeds. With 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth, there's still not one that he won't see Because Doug loves movies Now it's time for Doug I mean, I came out fairly promptly.

Is that the fallback? If I don't walk out here, you just play the theme again? Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is God Loves Movies. Coming to you once again from the UCB Theater on Franklin Avenue in Los Angeles. Yes!

in Los Angeles! It's Tuesday, November 26, 2019, and we're here tonight to celebrate Knives Out. Have some of you seen it already? Oh, very nice. We're going to do some spoilers. No, just kidding. Take your...

But since we're here to celebrate Knives Out, take your name tags out. Okay, there's plenty of them. Thank you. Thanks for not embarrassing me. Doug Plugs. Let's see who wants to do my plugs tonight. How are you doing over here?

Could you read my first plug, number one right there? Twelve Guests of Xmas is happening this Sunday night December 1st at the Gramercy Theater in New York City. See, I wrote NYC, say New York City, but for Xmas. I like that, just passing it down.

No, get him to do it. Get him to do it. Let's get this gentleman to do one. Number two, please. Okay. Doug Loves Movies returns to the American Comedy Company in San Diego on Saturday, December 21st

at 420. Okay, he added the bird noise and the... Let's get a lady. Number three, please. Okay, DLM is back at Cap City Comedy Club in Austin, Texas on Sunday, December 29th at 420, of course. Yeah. Ba-ba-da-da.

For all my dates and deets, go to Douglovesmovies.com. That's Douglovesmovies.com. Yeah. Yeah. Come on. Wallet. Shh. Is that dancing?

Thanksgiving. Somebody threw Thanksgiving at the end there. I don't like it. It only works this week. That's not evergreen. But thank you for mentioning it. And everybody have a great Thanksgiving. I brought some prizes.

Some person's going home tonight with some stuff that's going to make their Thanksgiving. It's not going to change their Thanksgiving at all, honestly. It's probably items that they wouldn't use on that particular day. It's in a bag that says Modern Love, that show that's on Amazon Prime. I watched a few episodes

of it. I liked it. A shirt also from Amazon. I got a bunch of Amazon stuff for Britney Runs a Marathon, which got nominated for some Independent Spirit Awards, or at least one. Doug Lo's movie, Sticker. I was just in Miami,

so I brought you a copy of Miami Magazine. Oh, I also wanted to do a dugout to everyone who came to see me in Miami, especially the ones who brought treats that I think I'm still high on. Oh, I brought a little notice that the TSA puts in your bag when they check it, because that cracks me up, because my drugs got to L.A. safely. And, of course, a Doug Loves Movies t-shirt. All that stuff, plus the stuff brought by my three guests,

who are, the three of them are part of the team responsible for this movie that some people have already seen and love. It's got like 103% on Rotten Tomatoes. I'm so excited that it's coming out because I want to see it again. Please, everybody, give it up for Ricky Lindholm, Noah Segan, and Ryan Johnson. Hi, Doug. Hi, guys. Hello, hello. Hi, guys. Hello, hello.

Let's meet them individually, shall we? Starting with the lady down there on the end. Rikki Lindholm is here. How's it going? My parents are here. I don't know where. Where are you guys? Do you really want to know where they are? Oh, there they are. Hi. I put them in a spot where I thought you wouldn't be able to see them they're actually

completely dark yeah yeah because that's good right yeah okay perfect yeah because we don't want you know would you uh censor yourself at all because your parents are here it's too late it's there's they've seen me do every song we have and if you guys know any of them it's a lot um and i remember the time it sort of changed where we had some really dirty songs and we were in new york and they were backstage and i came back and they just went good job and then we did not discuss any of the material and it's been like that ever since do the two of you have a favorite garfunkel and oats song Do the two of you have a favorite Garfunkel and Oates song?

The Loophole. The Loophole? That is an awesome dad you got. Yeah. He likes the anal sex song. Yep. Have you heard Ricky's rendition of the Doug Loves Movies theme song for the holidays editions? Because that's probably your new number one.

Garfunkel and Oates. Because they're both on there. And it's going to start playing again soon. Yes. We didn't play it tonight though. I don't think the holidays officially start until December 27th. But thank you for being here, Ricky. This is your millionth time on the show yes i love it and you

always do a great job uh you're a great competitor thanks you've done well in the tournaments that we used to have uh how do you think you're gonna do today i think just okay i love how enthusiastically you said it that was awesome yeah it's always it could go either way with me at any moment. Okay. Fair enough. Another person who's been on the show before and is sitting directly to my left is Noah Segan, everybody. Hey, Josh. Hello. How you doing, man?

The star of every Rian Johnson movie and one Owen Edgerton movie. Is that true? Yeah, it didn't last. That relationship kind of stalled out. Okay, we'll talk about that later.

No, it's wonderful. How's it going? You're in Knives Out, of course. Of course. Because you're in all of Ryan's movies. Right? He can't get rid of me. Yeah, exactly.

He's stuck with me. But I think... movies. He can't get rid of me. He's stuck with me. You push a guy out of the path of a moving bus once and here we are. He owes you? I will always regret pushing you out for the rest of my life. It works out great

though that you're also a terrific and versatile actor because I bet some people wouldn't know that you're in all of his movies, because you're different in each one of them. And so funny in Knives Out. Thank you. Yeah, some of the biggest laughs in the movie come out of your face. Wow.

I mean, not because you're laughing. I mean, some things your character says. I try to be funny. All right. Well, okay. Keep at it, kid. You're getting there. And Rian Johnson is here!

First time on the show. I've wanted to get you on the show for a long time, so thank you so much for being here. On the week of, nay, the evening before. The eve of.

The eve of the release of Knives Out. It's playing tonight. Yeah. Right? Yeah, the preview. They do that night before thing now, so I don't know why they ever still say opening Friday. No, it's not.

You can watch it on Thursday or whatever. We opened a year and a half ago. We've been doing, yeah. Yeah, and this week, of course, it's a big Thanksgiving release and they're you know Frozen 2 of course

you know they get all the money but then there's going to be a nice chunk of change left for you I think I see yeah

yeah I think so they were talking about on the news today they're like you know 30 mil is what they're saying oh Christ whoa

so you know hold it together man you got this does your promotional whirlwind stop right here or do you have more stuff to do tomorrow? yeah I keep going the next week. What's next? Are you gonna be on some morning show or something? no no we put the actors on those okay no one wants to see this yeah in the morning okay you do you put really yeah the actors did all those jamie lee curtis we sent jamie lee curtis on all of those oh yeah that's a good shot yeah right yeah she's what the mom wants to see in the morning yeah she's pretty amazing yeah yeah i'd like to see her anytime. I would.

She's awesome. So you all agree she was the best person to work with in this movie? Yeah. It's kind of a small cast. You don't have a lot of people to choose from. She was kind of amazing, though, because she has an alpha nerd type energy. And so she was the first one on set every day. And she's in scenes in the movie that she wasn't

written into because she was just there she would just show up and I would panic as if like a leopard was on set I'd be like Jamie Lee Curtis is here what do I do and I'd like put her in the figure out way put her in the scene because I just panicked she would also hang out with the family

that owned the big house. She just became part of this blue blood family. She started cooking in their kitchen. She would bring her yogurt and keep it. I don't know if it was Activia. I don't know.

It's got to be Activia. But she did bring yogurt every day. She is Activia lady. That's what I love about the most now Halloween movies are back and she's just going to keep I guess she's going to kill him over and over again now. And she's got the Activia commercials and now of course

Knives Out and Daniel Craig. We tried to get him to be here tonight but he's not interested at all. But who else? I mean, I'm just trying to sell them, but who else should we mention is in the movie? We have a really good cast. It's Lakeith Stanfield

is in it, who's amazing. There's a crowd of Michael Shannon. Christopher Plummer. How is Michael Shannon day to day? Like, I know like he's kind of a cut up and a fun guy in real life, but also just kind of a scary presence at the same time. He's hilarious, man. We were like sitting next to each other on set and he doesn't bring his phone to set,

which I really like. But it also means that he just sits there and he doesn't talk to anyone either. So he just sits there and kind of stares into space in between yeah that's not scary at all that's fun so i was like sitting next to him on set and they're just you're sitting next to him in silence for like two minutes and then like his head turns and he goes ryan am i weird i love him so much man he's a sweetheart he's really nice and really funny but boy just like you're saying

when he's just at rest he seems scary you know like I saw him in that show Bug off Broadway and I was living in New York at the time for a little bit and I was in the same like temporary apartment situation as him so I'd see him from time to time and I couldn't

speak to him. He also seems scary but then you like, I don't know, once he starts talking to you, he's hilarious and he's really sweet. He's not a scary dude at all. Yeah, I got to meet him socially once and I probably even told him. Oh, did you, Doug?

Yeah, I did. Paul Rudd introduced me. him socially once and uh i i probably even told oh did you duck yeah i did paul rudd introduced uh let's see about the prize bag you guys what kind of situation do we have here ricky what'd you bring well okay so i brought two garfunkel and oats cds but I had them signed by me and Kate and also everyone on stage. And then I brought two Garfunkel and Oates toothbrushes because everyone kind of needs extra toothbrushes, right? And then I brought My Mommy is Smug. It's a onesie.

So, yeah. So that's it. I love it. Pass it down. I'll put it in the bag. That's great. What's the latest with Garfunkel and Oates? Is there something that's going to happen? We have been writing songs for this Netflix kid show. And then we sold. No, we have been writing like kid songs about food.

And then we just sold an animated musical to Netflix. Yeah, we're going to write like a Frozen style like kids, full on kids musical that's also like feminist. Yeah. Thank you. I'm excited. Have you seen Frozen 2 yet? Not yet.

I hear it sucks. I am excited though. I don't know. I don't really heard much about it. Ryan, what do you have in that beautiful box? I got it. It's a beautiful box. What's in the box?

This is going to be, this is, no one's What's in the box? This is going to be, this is, no one's seen the movie yet. So this is going to mean nothing. This will be a lot cooler after you see the movie. Has anyone seen the movie? Yeah. Okay.

And I, we all signed down the back and I wrote, this will be cooler after you see the movie. So even that won't be cool after in a year or so. Yeah, there you go. That's a mug. It's a mug. And it says a thing you don't want to say because it would be a spoiler.

No, it's not a spoiler at all. It says, my house, my rules, my coffee. It's actually a perfect recreation of a very crucial mug in the movie. So once you've seen the movie, if you like the movie, it's kind of cool actually. So, yeah. It's also, it's a big mug too. That'll hold a lot of liquid, guys the movie, it's kind of cool, actually. So, yeah. It's also, it's a big mug, too. That'll hold a lot of liquid, guys. It's like eight cups of coffee.

It's really nice. Yeah. This is an industrial strength mug. And, you know, like if you're going to poison somebody, it's much easier with a mug this size. Because you can put more poison in it. Noah, what do you have? I have a Knives Out t-shirt. Lovely.

What does that say on it? It says... Knives Out. It says eat shit. It says eat shit. Eat shit. But it also says Knives Out. It says Knives Out on the back.

It's not just a random eat shit that people will be sad about. Should we take the Sharpie and cross out the knives out on the back so it just says eat shit? So it just says eat shit. It's not no context. Eat shit. So we've got that and then one of my favorite movies here, this movie called Modern Romance.

It's increasingly funny to me that we all signed it like Albert Brooks is going to be like what the fuck man. We signed it and I've got it here on VHS the way it was intended to be seen. The way it was intended to be put on a bookshelf or a TV shelf. It's a great, great movie, guys. Such a good movie, yeah. That's really, really good.

The late Super Dave Osborne. His brother. That's one of the funniest scenes ever. And they're brothers, yeah.borne. His brother. That's one of the funniest scenes ever. And they're brothers, yeah. Robert Brooks' brother. Those are made out of old tires. You don't want those. Yeah.

I underestimated you. Yeah, get away from the box. Use the box. You'll be happy. You'll be happy with the box. Yeah, we're all quoting this movie, and no one cares. This is dead. This is dead.

It's not convincing anybody that it's funny. Pop that into your V funny cr and you'll enjoy it you guys if anyone hasn't seen that movie it is it's fucking great you guys it is a classic there's actually there's a story about that movie because it's about jealousy it's a really amazing film and after albert brooks made it in the middle of the night his phone rang and he picked it up and he goes this is al Brooks, yeah, this is Stanley Kubrick. Kubrick had watched it

12 times in a row and was calling Brooks to tell him how much he loved it and saying how did you do it? How did you make a movie about jealousy? How did you capture it so well? It's a fantastic film. It's not just like, yeah, it's really, really good. And that inspired Kubrick to make Eyes Wide Shut.

It might have. Absolutely. That would have been an interesting movie with Albert Brooks in the lead. Eyes Wide Shut. And the Nicole Kidman part, yeah. All right, so I have a couple of questions before we get to the reason that you guys brought stuff for the prize bag and uh the first one i think you know this ricky is i always ask people what the last movie they saw was in your case it wasn't knives out because you haven't seen it yet

i heard isn't that crazy yeah i know i know i'm so happy that I saw it. I've seen it on Thanksgiving with those two. Your parents. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Loophole lovers. Yeah. What was the last movie I saw? Oh, I saw Honey Boy.

Yeah. It was good. It was really interesting. Yeah. Yeah, I've never seen that particular kind of relationship on screen before. Oh, not... You have stage parents, obviously, because you went into show business at a young age.

At 22, on my own. Yes, yes. Yeah, but isn't that, Shia playing a version of his own dad is really crazy. So cool, and seeing someone who's on a Disney show, living in a motel with their father, who's a drug user, is not how you would picture someone on a disney show it was it was good yeah it wasn't it wasn't even for steven no as it turns out it was quite odd yeah um wait so okay so yes you like that okay ryan what about you have you had a chance to see

yeah i saw recently i also have an an Even Stevens story because I work for Disney. Do we want to digress? Yeah, we do. I want to hear an Even Stevens story. No, I actually, when I was in my 20s trying to get Brickmade and failing, I worked for the Disney Channel doing promos. And one of the things I did was I interviewed Shia on the set of Even Stevens for a behind-the-scene piece for the Disney Channel.

Whoa. Yeah. What was that like? It was great. like a you know a precocious kid and it was like and then but then i you know met him years later i think he's you know one of the most interesting actors working today absolutely yeah and so it was but it's wild yeah anyway so the last movie i saw uh my wife and i were in new york we saw uh and Glory, the Almodovar movie, which is fantastic. It's so good. People went crazy for it.

Antonio Banderas, they're speaking of him as a possible Oscar contender. He's incredible, man. It's a beautiful, beautiful, just understated performance. I kind of see it. I think it's out already. Oh, yeah. What about, can we plug what you did uh you have

coming up a film series that you're you curated for the alamo draft oh yeah yeah so go did the and i'm sure all of you have been to the alamo draft house downtown it's great it's a terrific space so they got a bunch of prints of all these whodunit movies and they're doing them go on their site and get tickets for it because there's some cool stuff we're doing doing gosford park we're doing a death trap sleuth which is tough to find even on home video and death on the nile the peter ustinov version which is not streaming you have to like buy a dvd of it but go see it like and then evil under the sun um and yeah i i it's going to be a really, really fun series. They're making a new Death on an Isle with Branagh, right?

They are, yeah. As we speak, right? I love Death Trap. Death Trap is so good. Oh, it's so good. Christopher Reeve and Death Trap. He's so good in that movie. All of those movies are great.

Michael Caine. And other Alamos around the country are doing it too, right? I don't know. I think it might just be the LA one. It might just be the downtown LA. Maybe there might be. They should do it if you're listening, Alamo. Yeah, it's probably just LA,

but I was fooling around on the website today and it was making it look like it might be another town, so we'll see. But just LA for now. I think so, yeah. Andah i asked movie you saw well uh i have a toddler and she's been really into rainbow connection lately so the other day i put on the b the b i put on rainbow connection where i showed showed it to her and she was fascinated because she's just been listening to it

you know on the audio and now she's like there's a guy singing it there's a frog playing the banjo and he's singing it

and so then she went to bed and I watched the rest of the Muppet movie the other day it's so good isn't it it's so good gosh it's good

it's so good can we use this to point out that Frank Oz has a cameo in Knives Out? Yes. He's got more than a cameo. He's got a pretty significant role. Anytime you can bring the conversation back to Knives Out, go for it.

Because I'm all about making it as much about Knives Out as possible. Can I tell you my favorite thing about filming Knives Out? Please. There were many. But one of my favorite things was we shot in this sort of antique II kind of old house where you couldn't have trailers on the lawn so we the trailers were kind of you know down the street and so all the actors were in this actor holding room all day we were all in this basement it was a basement yeah yeah it's like a basement rec room yeah and

so be like me and Noah and Frank Oz and Daniel Craig and like truly just hanging out all day between takes and the second Frank Oz got Daniel Craig and like truly just hanging out all day between takes and the second Frank Oz got there we're all like tell us everything yeah it was he was awesome oh Tony Collette too we gotta mention Tony Collette but the second Frank was there we were all we wanted

to hear all the stories I'd ask him about Blues Brothers yeah no that's how far that conversation would go he'd be like Ask him about the Blues Brothers. Yeah. That's how far that conversation would go. He'd be like, You just make an Ernie noise. Oh, speaking of making Ernie noises. What?

Yeah. This transition is going to make sense. I have lately been fascinated with asking people what impressions that they do. Because everybody's got at least a few impressions. Maybe not even of somebody famous. It might just be somebody you know. Or it might be you really know a line from a movie the way it's spoken. Like you've memorized it and you can say it.

You know what I'm talking about, Noah? No. that you can say it. You know what I'm talking about, Noah? No. Does anybody have any impressions they'd like to share? I have one. See, everybody's got at least one.

Carol Burnett from Annie. Oh, I love it. It's not even that good. She's like, little girls, little girls, everywhere around me is a little. If I ring little next Charlie, I would get an acquittal. Oh, wow.

Yeah, that's it. Thank you. Thank you. That's all I got. See, that's why I ask people to do impressions. People love it. They applaud afterwards. Works out great.

What about you, Ryan? Every time my wife and I do karaoke, we always do Love Shack. works out great what about you Ryan I got yeah every time my wife and I do karaoke we always do Love Shack because I always do if you see

a faded sign at the side of a road that says 15 miles to the Love Shack that's it

that's all I got that was good level of difficulty low that was good yeah Level of difficulty, low. That was good. Yeah, but that's part of the fun of it. It's that everyone can do it. Everyone can join in. People are listening.

They're on their commute just singing along with you. That tin roof rusted part I never knew what what they were saying what does that mean what is something filthy I didn't understand because I'm yeah boring

what is a tin roof rusted well they're just complaining that the love shack's hard to maintain because it's got it's got a tin roof

and you get that's not metaphorical you get too much love shooting around it's gonna get rusted I assumed it was metaphorical and filthy yeah

I thought it was a sex position. Yeah, I thought it was like a problem. I didn't think it was actually. So you think the love shack doesn't have a Ruth tin or otherwise? I think that's the first thing I think of when they talk about it. It's like a love cubicle.

I know Ricky's parents are here, but I'm worried about corrupting you with this information. I feel like you're very innocent in your interpretation of this yeah I didn't know that one was dirty I mean I knew what was going on with she bop but I didn't know Noah you're on the line

now for an impression I'll do my little story with it I'll do my Michael Shannon impression when we were sitting around and you're sitting in this rec room basement and you're doing parlor games because something's taking an extra 10 minutes and you're going around

and maybe you're playing a game where you talk about some of the less prominent movies you've been in or jobs you've had and you're kind of going around and eventually you get to to michael shannon and he gets up and he walks to another room and you go all right i guess you're not playing man and you move on to somebody else and then a few minutes later from the other room you hear have you guys seen Kangaroo Jack?

And then you hear the door slam and he's left. Alright, I can't verify if that's a good impression or not, but it is a great story. I don't even know if he's in Kangaroo Jack. That's the thing. I never even researched whether or not but it is a great story I don't even know is he I don't even know if he's in kangaroo Jack that's the thing I never even researched whether or not oh that is a good point yeah that movie it'd be amazing if he wasn't he was not I mean it was was like Anthony Anderson and Chris O'Connell, right? Jerry.

Sorry, Jerry. Sorry, J-O-C. Okay, so great job on the impressions. Now I'm going to say, turn it off, Bert. Let the games... Oh, sorry. Let the games begin. I don't know what's wrong with my microphone. Can't cup it like usual.

Lots of people brought really fun, bright, creative name tags. A lot of them figured out who was going to be here because I kept saying people from Knives Out were going to be here. So everybody just go and pick the name tag that you like the best and bring it back to your seat. Oh, no shit. We can pick one? Yeah.

Just take your time. You don't have to rush it because we want you to pick a good one. That is a good one. Ricky picked a good one. While you guys figure it out, we'll go to a brief commercial message. We'll be right back. Marvel fans, check it out. Marvel just released a new podcast

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Back to the show. All right, we're back. The house lights are going down. And Ricky, tell us who you picked. Eduardo? Okay. Is that Eduardo? All right, we're back. The house lights are going down. And Ricky, tell us who you picked. Eduardo. Okay. Is that Eduardo? Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. Eduardo. The poster has Doug and Sarah Silverman and Arden Marine. Only Doug's on the stage. And then someone else. I don't know. Oh, who's the other person?

Oh, that's... Who is that? Did you make this? You made it, right? Oh, Jeff Tate. Oh, I should know that. I've been on this podcast jeff tate is a robot yeah so what was the original movie that did it's the fake movie inargo oh it's a fake movie called inargo wow so you changed the title of a fake movie i liked well i liked doug's like i liked the photoshop work i thought that was yeah it's really my face really fits in good there.

Yeah. In that pose, in that character. It's really good. All right, good job, Eduardo. Okay. Ryan, what did you select? I picked Rick for Brick. This is, he cleverly Photoshopped in Norah Zahetner, Lucas Haas, Joseph Gorin-Levitt. And then this is from he cleverly photoshopped in norah zahetner lucas haas joseph gordon levitt and then

this is from the movie this is doug as doug on the end there instead of tug it's doug oh i just got that that's really good so good that's really good well done rick nice job rick yeah and uh what do you have noah i have this is spinal Spinal... What is it? Tapley? Tapley. Is that a last name? No, it's my first name. Your first name is Tapley? Yes. Whoa.

And it works. It tracks, you guys. I mean, do you mind telling us your last name, Tapley? Eaton. Tapley Eaton. Oh, my God. That sounds like a soap opera character. Very distinguished.

And why'd you pick that, Noah? Because I love Spinal Tap. That's the best reason. I mean, who doesn't love... And Jamie Lee Curtis is married to Spinal Tap. And Jamie is married to Christopher Guest. Who's in Spinal Tap. Did Christopher Guest ever come by the set?

I got to have dinner with him. What? Yeah. Well, Jamie and I, our rooms were across from each other in the hotel. And she knew I did musical comedy. And she's like, my husband does musical comedy. I'm like, oh, really? Really? That's so interesting. And she sent me some of his albums on email.

And I'm like i know and then i was in the lobby and when they walked in and she's like oh you should have dinner with you both do musical comedy so we had dinner and she's like talk about it so that's what happened was it fun? it was super fun yeah I was like yeah but I was trying to play it cool I'm like oh you do that's cool

do you like it? do you like yeah anyway it was awesome but that's why she's my favorite yeah she does seem really cool yeah

yeah um alright let's play some games this first one's called I mean ignore the title your note sheet there looks like something out of Zodiac

yeah or you know our crumbs brother it does look kind of crazy and then I force audience members to read it and they have to look at it like what does this even say it's like a serious man's notebook

it's you know I write a new manifesto for each episode and sometimes somebody like sitting near the stage as soon as it shows up they'll be like Doug Doug can I have your notes And I'm like no Because I keep them to you know

To refer back to sometimes And also I just have the notes from every show I've done And there's been over a thousand shows So someday I'll auction those off To someone who needs A warm fire Alex's Jason Jason, and Deb's IMDB game is what we're going to

play. I should just call it the IMDB game. Here's how this works, Ricky. You know how everybody who has an IMDB page, the three of you certainly do, it'll say best known for, and then list four things

and you always wonder why'd they pick those four things? Oh. Right? Yeah. It's always the algorithm is not clear. Plus, sometimes people get IMDb Pro, and they put in their own top four. They do?

Yeah, I think Nicolas Cage picked his. What did he pick? Because Vampire's Kiss is in his top four. What did he pick? Because Vampire's Kiss is in his top four. I mean, it's a solid top four. Because he's leaving

Las Vegas, of course. He won the Oscar for that. Adaptation. I don't think so. What? Con Air. And Raising Arizona isn't in there.

What? Con Air isn't in there. Oh, oh, oh. Face Off. Oh. Face fucking off. Ghost Rider 2. Yes. And Ghost Rider 2.

That's his top four. Spirit of Vengeance. So. Is that really the full title? Yeah. Okay. That's what he is. What's that?

Oh. Oh. It's good. It's good. The sequel is Ghost Rider. Spirit of Vengeance. that's what he is what's that oh it's good the sequel is Ghost Rider Spirit of Vengeance yeah well you're saying if that's what he is

why wouldn't they say that in the first title well what would they say in the second one I mean they gotta leave something that's true on the table right

yeah what will the third one be what else is he that they would put in there fun at parties alright so here's how this works I'll start listing off somebody's top four generally an actor or actress and then as soon as you think you know who it is you can buzz in by saying your

own name into your microphone. Our own name? Yeah, yours would be Ricky. Ricky! You've done this. Not this game. It's always a new thing on this show. Yeah, I'm always coming up with new games. Mixing it up.

So, you buzz in, but you don't want to get in too early because one movie title has lots of people in it. You don't know you don't want to get in too early because you know one movie title has lots of people in it you don't know who it's going to be until you hear that second one

but if you feel like it if you like jumping in because you feel a theme emerging then go for it if you miss negative one point but if you get it right bonus points

for each additional movie in their top four that you can name yeah it's a fun game here we go you're gonna dig it this is terrifying stakes have never been higher all right here we go whose top four starts with whose top four starts with... Doug is lifting his sunglasses for people at home he can't see. Skyfall. Of course, here in L.A., I don't have to remind people not to yell out answers.

I had to say it a few times in Miami. Still had a nice time, though. In addition to Skyfall, the second title would be Notes on a Scandal. Ricky. Who is it, Ricky? Judy Den? It's Dame Judy Den! Yay!

I have not seen Bond, but she was in Notes on a Scandal and seems like she would be in Bond. Oh. Right? Doesn't she seem like she's in a Bond? She's in a lot of them. Yeah, I mean,

she probably seems like it because she is. Okay, well, I have... It's like saying Sean Connery seems like he should be in a Bond movie. I haven't seen Bond movies, but I've seen those on a scale. Yeah, she's in several of them. Oh, my gosh. What are her other ones?

So I probably got into your, you know. Okay, her other ones. Probably saw a trailer or something. But in Skyfall, that's the name of a home that she owns. And Daniel Craig comes in and sets it up with booby traps like Home Alone. Oh, nice. Okay, her other ones, I know she got nominated for an Oscar for having

three lines in something. I can't get Ricky interested in James Bond movies. No. No. I just can't. I don't have it. It's like Home Alone. It's his home. Whatever it is, I just don't. That's true. But they're not alone. But bringing it back to Knives Out, Ana de Armas

is in the new Bond. That's true. So is Daniel the new Bond. That's true. So is Daniel Craig. Oh, that's true. Okay, so which other... Which other... Which two... Okay.

I feel like she was in some sort of like Queen type movie. Sure. It was either like or was it called the bohemian rhapsody the queen or elizabeth or something she was in something like that okay what else uh god wasn't she it's judy tent she was in a lot um uh okay one more movie i can think of something um what was was that stripping movie with the calendar in Ireland? That she wasn't in?

Oh, she wasn't in that. Oh, maybe she was. Okay. I'm going to say The Queen because I don't know if that's a movie and Elizabeth. Oh, okay.

Because I don't know which one it is. You're so close and yet so very far. Philomena with Steve. Yeah. Philomena with Steve Coogan. Philomania. Philomania?

That's the, that's what happened when that movie came out. Philomania. Everyone went crazy and chased her down the street. And then Shakespeare in Love.

Oh. In which she does play a queen. So that's probably where your head's at. Yeah. But doesn't she seem like she's in Elizabeth and a movie called The Queen? Maybe she is in Elizabeth with Cate Blanchett. I don't know. But anyway,

that's one point for you, Ricky. Thank you. You're going to massacre both of us. I'm dead. You guys will catch on. I see it in Noah's eyes. He's going to spring alive. Just Noah will catch on.

I think it's everybody's game at this point. Round two. Whose top four begins with Spider-Man? Spider-Men plural? No. Spider-Man. Spider-Men plural? No. Spider-Man said too quickly. Spider-Man.

Okay, the next title. Hope I'm saying this one right. The Flo-Rida Project. Nope, Florida Project. Florida Project. I got Noah. project. Nope. Florida project. Florida project. I got Noah. Noah said Noah first.

Really? Before you said Ryan? Wait. Did you say Ryan? Did you say your name? I said my name. Okay. You were first.

You were first. What did you guys hear? I don't know. I thought you said Noah. I don't want to steal this. No, you're first. Go ahead. Well, it's Willem Dafoe

Yes it is Yeah Not a shithead One of our great actors And lots of movies To choose from You want to try And name two more

Geez so many Good movies God What was the What was the name Of the movie That he did Got the Oscar

The Van Gogh movie What was the actual Name of it though I can't I'm totally blanking on it It was really good I movie. What was the actual name of it, though? I can't. I'm totally blanking on it. It was really good. I saw it. It was really good, though.

Yeah, it was called, like, Sunlight and Paint or something. It was had, like, an abstract. I forget the title of it. Huh? Yeah? No, you can't help me. Okay. I thought it was called Talk in My Other Ear.

Talk in My Other Ear. The Van Gogh movie is what I'll go with. and i'll throw myself on the mercy of the court and um there isn't so is it i don't know how it's weighted because would they yeah would they put the lighthouse on there to try and like promote their son which is fucking great by the way it could slip in there any moment it's not in there yet but uh it could be in that case that's that um i'm glad we got a plug-in for it, though. I'll go with that because I'm totally blanking on the other. I feel like I fucked this up, but go ahead. Shadow of the Vampire.

Okay, all right. Last invitation. No, The Grand Budapest Hotel. Oh, wow. I don't know how they come up with these things, but it sure makes for a fun game. Ryan has one point. Ricky has one point. Noah is ready to pounce.

This is our third round. We'll end here unless we need a tiebreaker. There's other games, by the way. It doesn't mean anything if you lose this one. You sure? Way to kill the stakes. Yeah, no, it's not about stakes until... I'll let you know when it's about stakes.

I'll suddenly go, Omaha. And then it's about stakes. Who's top four begins with Vicky, Christina, Barcelona. Second film. Vanilla Sky. Noah.

Oh! Noah, I knew it! I knew you were going to pounce! What is it? Penelope Cruz. That is correct. Pete Cruz. Spelled different than Tom Cruise.

Yet they were together. I thought they'd make it work. Name two more. For the win, Noah, if you can name one other. I don't know if I can name another Penelope Cruz movie. Otherwise, we're going to a tiebreaker. I don't know if I can name another Penelope Cruz movie. You can.

It can be difficult. You can do it. You know, when you're under the lights and whatnot. Yeah. No, I don't think I got it. Ryan is whispering to you like he's lights and whatnot. Yeah. No, I don't think I got it. Ryan is whispering to you like he's feeding you lines on set. No, I'm not the bar fan.

I don't know. All right, we got a three-way tie. I got nothing. I don't blame you because they also were at a bit of a loss because they went with Pirates of the Caribbean on Stranger Tide. And she got some acclaim for this one, a movie called Vulver. I would not have guessed either of those. Vulver, according to Eduardo.

Sorry, dude. Alright, let's finish this one up. What were you going to say? I was going with the recent one. She's amazing in Pain and Glory, but yeah, I guess they don't put recent ones on there. They can't. It's weird.

A recent one will creep in there sometimes, but it's very strange. But let's play a tiebreaker. I'm going to do one more, but instead of buzzing in with your name, it's just going to be the first person who can say out loud who we're talking about Jason the winner just to remind you so far we have Dame Judi Dench Willem Dafoe

and Penelope Cruz what did they have in common with this next person who is in Who was in? Henry V. Henry Roman numeral V. I'm going to risk it. Is it Kenneth Branagh? It's Kenneth Branagh! And all four of those people were in Kenneth Branagh's Murder on a Orient Express. That was the theme in honor of, you know, you get it. God bless you.

Who done it? But say it. Do you have a, could you name an absolute favorite who done it movie, Brian? I don't know. I mean, I do love Death on the Nile. The real sweet spot for those Peter Ustinov Poirot movies. The one I always recommend, though, is The Last of Sheila, because a lot of people haven't seen it. I was going to say that.

It's so good. So good. And not a lot of people have seen it. It was written by Stephen Sondheim and Anthony Perkins. Yeah. Sondheim was a huge mystery nut. And he would do, for his rich friends, he would do these murder mystery parties. And that's what the plot of the movie is. It's these mystery murder mystery parties and this is that's what the

plot of the movie is it's like a murder mystery party gone wrong but it's an insane 70s cast it's like james coburn and these like ultra thin turtlenecks super outfits lots of lots of uh bell bottoms and whatnot it's like super hot young ian mcshane and like diane cannon i really thought a lady's name was coming down the pike. Ian McShane. Ian McShane. Super young, hot Ian McShane. Are you kidding me?

No, you watch this movie, man. He's amazing. Oh, yeah. I'm sure. Old, not hot Ian McShane's pretty amazing. It's true, yeah. You just imagine, yeah. Anyway, Last of Sheila.

Yeah, okay. Very cool. And oh, I wanted to pitch something to you. How about a... Instead of a whodunit, how about a who didn't do it? It's a room full of people. They're all murderers except for one. It's the sequel to Orient Express.

It's literally the plot of Orient Express. It does turn out to be like everybody did it. Yeah, that's it that's it man yeah yeah and then uh you mentioned death on the nile that movie's crazy uh in terms of like it's more violent than you expect from that kind of movie yeah angela angela lansbury gets like shot in the head the image of her with a bullet hole in her head i'll never forget it these aren't spoilers are they no not at all okay I mean, maybe they're going to go to the... But it's also that

early 80s blood that looks... It's that spaghetti western blood that is that specific shade of red that doesn't look like anything. I think they still

got a PG. Yeah, I think so. I'm sure. Yeah, they love doing shit like that. Let's play Whose Tagline Is It Anyway?

Here's a game where I go to you one at a time tell you the tagline from a motion picture a tagline something used in the advertising or the poster and then you get a guess between three choices and if the person I'm talking to misses it moves down to the next person and they can steal it because they've got only two to choose from. And then if the second person misses, the third person gets a freebie. Unless they're not paying attention.

Could go either way. So who did we decide to run that? Ryan won that one? Yeah. Okay, so Ryan you're going to go first. We didn't decide. I just won it. There's no decision in the moment. But go ahead. Sorry. We all got together in deciding that you won. This is your night

Ryan. Okay so Ryan you're going to go first and then we'll go to Ricky and then to Noah and Ryan what movie I'll tell you the tagline first. Solving this mystery is going to be murder is it

scream murder mystery or sleuth I know it's not sleuth because I know the tagline for sleuth is think of the perfect murder then go one step further okay can I just hang on a second in the history of this game no no? In the history of this game,

no, no, no. In the history of this game, no one's ever just produced a similar tagline. That was amazing. Thank you. They usually sit there and go uh, uh, uh, I don't know. I have the poster

in my office. What were they doing too? Murder Mystery and... I guess stare at it all day long. What were the two? Murder mystery and... I guess this does play to your strengths. What is the second one? Is murder mystery... Solving this mystery is going to be murder. Right.

But what were the two others? Oh, scream or murder mystery. I'm going to go with... I mean, it's, yeah, murder mystery. Okay, that's incorrect. Really? Ricky? You helped me out a lot, so I'm going to go with scream.

That's correct. Is it? Wow. Yeah, I guess you shouldn't have ruled out sleuth out loud. Yeah. That should have been in your head. For 10 seconds, I look so smart. And that's honestly all I need in life.

Give me those 10 seconds, and you can have the points. I'll take free points for no reason. Okay, so, and again. We're too high, again, don't forget the low stakes, you guys. All right. So Ricky got that one. So Noah, you get the next one. And just like before, if you don't get it right, then we'll move to Ryan. What movie had the tagline,

Holidays can be murder? Is it Black Christmas, April Fool's Day, or Evil Under the Sun? Well. We'll name the tagline for one of them. What was the third one? The third one's called Evil Under the Sun. What is that? It was the third one? The third one's called Evil Under the Sun. What is that? It is a classic.

It's the third option. Do you know that movie? Holidays can be murder. I'm learning my lesson. I'm not saying a word. So is it Black Christmas, April Fool's Day, or... Evil Under the Sun.

Let's go with April Fool's Day. Incorrect. Ryan? I'm going to go with Black Christmas. Incorrect. Oh! Evil Under the with April Fool's Day. Incorrect. Ryan? I'm going to go with Black Christmas. Incorrect. Oh! Uh, Evil Under the Sun? That's correct.

I feel like this is the only way I went on here is by other people getting it wrong. I don't think I've ever won by getting something right myself. Taglines be messed up. Back to you Noah the games people play can lead to murder is that the tagline for a clue the last of Sheila or Jumanji?

I know. Which Jumanji? The Robin Williams Jumanji that was the only one just called Jumanji. No welcome to the Jungle part. Let's go with Clue. Incorrect. Ryan. Last of Sheila.

That is correct. Oh, thank Christ. Noah, he described the plot of Last of Sheila moments ago about how it's a parlor game. Murder mystery dinner. I wasn't listening. I know. I thought I was like, oh, that's going parlor game. Burger mystery dinner. I wasn't listening. I know. I thought. I was like, oh, that's going to be now.

Jeez. All right. So Ryan's on the board. These are awesome. All right. This next one starts with Noah again. Not me? Oh, sorry.

You're right. Okay. That Oh, sorry. You're right. Okay. That was another test. You get a point. Okay, thank you. Okay, Ricky. Can the killer be found before the ship of clues reaches the end of its murderous journey. Did you make that up as you went?

I'm still waking this up. Can the killer... I just read it slowly because it really is crazy. Can the killer be found before the ship of clues reaches the end of its murderous journey? Oh my God. Okay. Yeah. Ricky, is that the tagline for murder ahoy?

Okay. Death on the Nile or Titanic? I'm going to go with murder ahoy. Incorrect. Noah, it's your chance. Wait, Noah? Noah, don't say Titanic. Noah, is it Death on the Nile or Titanic?

Are you sure it's not Titanic? Are you sure it's not Titanic? I know it's not Death on the Nile because that was... No. I feel like I could have pulled that off, but that would have been a little quicker. I'm going to go with Death on the Nile. That's correct. Oh, boy.

Yeah, you did it. That tagline could have used a second pass. Posters were bigger back then. They had bigger posters. Yeah, the older ones were more descriptive. What is the tagline for Knives Down? I forgot. Well, there's a couple of them

family can be murder which is sounds like one of the generic ones that would be for any of the slasher movies you talk about and then

the other one was everyone has a motive no one has a clue which is hilarious the movie's funny I promise it's a funny movie

I promise well as you can see all these classic whodunits, like the people sitting around going, what are we going to say about it? Something about murder. Rearrange the eight words possible.

Okay, you get to go first this time, Ryan. This is still happening? Yes, it is. I thought that was it. That was it.'s never gonna end that was it that felt like a dramatic climax

the long one would have been the last one that's usually don't let us tell you your job though Doug let's do it come on let's do it okay

no because these are so I love these so much you are cordially invited to dinner and a murder this is like the Taco Bell menu where they have to dinner and a murder. This is like the Taco Bell menu where they have the six ingredients and they make like 85 things out of it.

Okay, so you're cordially invited to a dinner and a murder. Is that dinner for schmucks? Death trap? Or murder by death? Death Trap or Murder by Death again I know the poster for Murder by Death I can picture it

I'm trying to picture if that was the I'll go with Murder by Death that is correct oh thank god you did it it can't be Death Trap it can't be Death Trap

oh yeah alright That is correct. Oh, thank God. You did it. It can't be Death Trap. It can't be Death Trap. I don't know if that was the one that's on the poster for Murder by Death. I don't remember. Because there's like five or six different ones. I think Gorey did the illustrations on the poster. It's a beautiful poster. The poster's beautiful. I always loved the movie as a kid, but now worry that Peter Sellers Asian character is probably brutal to watch It is not good

It is really bad Such a shame Because Falk is fantastic Peter Falk is really really funny Then he got his own cheap detective that wasn't quite as good But still Same vibe Sorry Noah

You'll be back in a moment. Don't go anywhere. Oh. We got a tie. We got to settle between Ryan and Ricky. And the winner just gets to go first in this next game. Some would argue it's not even a good position to play. Oh, man.

So, no presh. Strategic. Truly no presh. Low presh. And, again, this is going gonna be one where you know you're going head-to-head so just shout it out when you think you know it everyone is a suspect everyone on the train murder on the express yeah and I added everyone on the train

going to the Orient yes quickly I wanted to make it as lame as possible but they really

did go with everyone is a suspect and it turns out yeah they all did it like they're giving it away on the poster

all right so you did it again there the poster. That's awful. All right. So you did it again there. I mean, obviously we're playing to Ryan's strengths today, but that's what this is all about. Knives out in theaters

now. Ryan gets to go first in Last Man or Woman Stanton. This is a game that got named after the late, great Harry Dean Stanton when he appeared on this very stage, on this very show, and barely knew more

of his own movies than the other players. But he did manage to squeak it out. He did manage to win. And it's basically a game where we get a name of an actor and an actress,, you know, one of each. And maybe two. We'll see.

Do you remember when we did this and the person was Kevin Bacon and I couldn't name any? I was. You only knew movies that other people that were in movies with Kevin Bacon. Natasha went and Moshe went and then I was just out. I had nothing. What about now? Kevin Bacon Natasha went and Moshe went and then I was just out I had nothing what about now Kevin Bacon just name one

Footloose yeah they had said that they took Footloose that's right they probably took Footloose and A Few Good Men and you were fucked

they did and then I had nothing for some reason he's been in a lot of movies Hollow Man that's one that doesn't hold up okay so that's a creepy-ass movie.

They still show it on TV, though. Really? Yeah. You ever see the sequel? You ever see Hollow Man 2? Whoa. That's real? Yeah, with Christian Slater.

It's Christian Slater as the new Hollow Man. Whoa. And do you see you have the same problem? Like, as soon as you become visible, you just want to attack people, right? I mean, he's still invisible. He goes crazy? Yeah, he's just like Kevin Bacon. He's the hollow man. I know he still gets invisible,

but is he as rapey as Kevin Bacon? Yeah, it's the whole guy. It's like his thing. Oh, he's playing the same character? I think he is. Oh, it's not a different guy? No, he's the same. Kevin Bacon doesn't die at the end? He's the hollow man. It doesn't even make sense. I mean, it makes sense. You know he's hollow because he absolutely

has no morals, but hollow isn't how you describe something that's invisible. No, it's not. I can't see that thing that has nothing inside it. That is a title flaw. Tennis, impossible. I got to go to an audience member to help us out here,

because I like to play along in this game. Where is Everett Scott SCP? Hey, dude. Okay, it's you. First in line tonight. Congratulations on that. Kudos. You suggested to me on Twitter that you had a mashup,

like a combination of two actors that we could use in this game. So lay it on me. Ian McKellen Page. Ian McKellen Page. Oh, jeez. I like it. I'm going to lose this so bad. We'll just start thinking about the films.

I only have one. Of Ian McKellen and Alan Page. Sure, sure. Not that they were in together, but separately. They've never. X-Men. Shit! I have one.

Thank you. You just Ryan'd me. I learned it from you, Dad. There's almost as many twists in this game as in lesser whodunits. No, I wasn't going to say lights out, because knives out, lights out. Knives out with David Spade. All right, so that'll be a fun parody ad. Did you see or have anything to do with the ads with Martha Stewart promoting Knives Out?

No, they sent those to me. I was like, where the fuck did this come from? It didn't feel like anybody had anything to do with those. How much did we just pay Martha Stewart? It was worth it. Yeah, it's Martha Stewart and Jamie Lee Curtis pops in for a second. She always does. She was probably just at Comedy central that day doing something else

okay so you each have one lifeline of course so that can make you last an extra round if you go to the person whose name you tag you chose when you uh feel like you don't have an answer yeah ricky's uh lining up her eyes with eduardo over there um and uh we've flipped the order around, which way were we going before? So it's going to start with Ryan, and then go to Noah,

and then me, and then Ricky. Oh, man. Four? Yeah, I play, but I try to pick more obscure titles, too, so, you know, to help you. Okay.

I might pull another Kevin Bacon. I'm sorry in advance. So I'm guessing the strategy is to go with the more obvious ones first, because you burn those, and then if you, yeah, sort of. Yeah, again, probably don't share the strategy is to go with the more obvious ones first because you burn those and then if you mess sort of Yeah, again, probably don't share the strategy with Noah. Jesus.

He's been sitting over here not paying attention to us. Alright. Okay. Alright, so I'm doing Start us off. So it's the films of either McKellen or Ellen Page or one that has both. Okay. All right. So I'm doing... Start us off. So it's the films of either McKellen or Ellen Page or one that has both. Okay. Or one that has both of them in it. So I'll go with Inception.

Okay. Yeah. With Ellen Page. Noah. Candy. Full title. Isn't that the... No, it's not.

Does not count? That was mine. What kind of candy was it? Hard candy. Oh, for God's sake. not. Does not count. That was mine. What kind of candy was it? Hard candy. Oh, for God's sake. There you go. Be careful on those. Don't get cocky.

Just one? Huh? Just one. One at a time, yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. See, you weren't paying attention. Okay, now it's my turn.

And I'm going to say Flatliners. Elvin Page was in the new one. X-Men. Ricky says, X-Men what? What? Yeah, exactly. You might want to change that. Juno.

X-Men what? Juno. Juno what I'm talking about. I have to know after the title. Yeah, subtitles. You got to know the subtitles. I'm definitely out. All right, Ryan.

Gods and Monsters. Sir Ian McKellen. Wait a second. We got to back up here for a second. Yes. Because Ian McKellen's in X-Men. Yeah. Yes, you were right.

Okay, but then can I also have... Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was thinking about the one that has Ellen Page in it. And going, there's more words. Can I also have Junebug because I feel like... Juno? Juno. You're really tested at this.

Because that's all I've got. I literally have no other things. I'm not bluffing. Okay, you get to keep Juno. Thank you. And that's all I've got I literally have no other things I'm not bluffing Okay you get to keep Juno Thank you And you get to say X-Men Okay X-Men Now we're on Ryan

X-Men colon nothing Now we're on Ryan No I just did it Yeah what'd you say? I said Gods and Monsters Yeah okay Now Noah X2

I mean that's sort of What people called it right? That's actually the title Was X2. I mean, that's sort of what people called it, right? That's actually the title. It was X2, right? Well, you know, the poster said that, but I think it was officially X-Men 2. But X2 was like... You know how people say T2? But that wasn't the title.

Live, Die, Repeat? Okay, anyway. You're in. You're still in. All right. I'm going to go with... Fuck. This is a tough pairing.

Good job, Everett. Everett Scott. What was that one where she was in the woods she was like oh shit I'm in the woods what the fuck am I doing out here in the woods I don't know I give up really?

okay Juno Ryan so we're talking Ian McKellen right? yeah alright Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Rings Okay, Juno. Ryan? So we're talking Ian McKellen, right? Yeah. All right, Lord of the Rings, Fellowship of the Rings. Oh. Right?

That's a monster. I just wrote the song that the whole world is about to sing, but yes, yeah. Noah? Noah? See, Ryan just helped you out a lot. Well, I mean, do I take Yeah You can do whatever you want, man Do I No, if you're a man, you don't

Oh I don't go with X-Men Last Stand I don't go with Yeah, that's fine Last Stand Okay, Ricky I have nothing, so Oh

Lifeline Eduardo Eduardo Super Okay. Ricky? I have nothing, so... Oh! Lifeline. Eduardo. Eduardo. Super. I can't believe I forgot that one. Yeah, Ellen Page is in Super. That's a good job, Eduardo.

Thank you. Ryan? Well, I feel like I've earned the Lord of the Rings, The Two Towers. Yeah. Right? No, I thought Noah earned it, but he decided to go a different way.

Now what are you going to do what do you have fellowship two towers return of the king say the whole thing lord of the rings return of the king yeah there you go

I have nothing but Ian McKellen seems like he was in harry potter is that true wait you don't even know the harry potter movies not like that deeply i listen i mean james bond i get a har Harry Potter? I've seen a couple of them, but I don't take it in that well. Yeah. That's fair. Yeah, so he was not in... Mm-mm. Okay, well, then I tried.

Thank you, and goodbye. He was Dumbledore, but then he died and was replaced by somebody else. Back to you, Ryan. I'm not sure if I have this title exactly right. I'm not sure if it's exactly camellia, but The Good Liar. Is that the new one?

That's what the name of it, and it has played in some theaters already, so I will accept it. Thank you. Noah? I get your woods one. Oh, what's it called? The East. She's in the woods. That's not the one I was thinking of. Yeah, she's in the woods. She's? The East. She's in the woods.

That's not the one I was thinking of. Yeah, she's in the woods. She's like an eco-terrorist in the woods. Yeah, no, that's not the one I'm thinking of.

No, you got another woods one to think of. Yeah. There's another one where she's in the woods with somebody else and they're not terrorizing ecologically.

Is she just sad? What's her deal? Or like law? No, it's you don't want... She's mad? She doesn't want to be in the woods. There's like no power. Is she camping?

Is she camping? No, she's in a house. She's in the woods and there's no power. She's there with... You know, I can't say who she's with because that would be another clue.

I like the movie too It's tense Back to you Ryan Are you gonna have some fava beans? I'm at the end of my rope here Unexpectedly Kind of at the end of my rope Was

Fuck Was You can go to Rick you know lifeline oh yeah hey lifeline rick x-men days of future past has both thank you rick yeah thank you nice work i'm gonna go to my lifeline okay noah's lifeline what do you got whip itet Whippet thank you great film Whippet I should have remembered that same yeah

done some movies there's another one that I can you know picture elements of it but I don't don't have it maybe Dennis Quaid maybe

is this a roller derby movie with Dennis Quaid no just another movie with Dennis like Inner Space no we're talking I actually love Inner Space Inner Space is great like a movie with Dennis Quintin? No. Just another movie with Dennis, like Innerspace.

No, we're talking. I actually love Innerspace. Innerspace is great. It's like a movie with Dennis Quintin. Martin Short dances like Ed Grimley in it. So good. There's like the Sam Cooke song.

Yeah. Oh, so good. Where are we at? Ryan? Ellen Page wasn't in Scott Pilgrim vs. Yeah, let's start naming movies

they weren't in. No, I'm asking. I don't think she was in that. I don't think she vs. The Little Brasher. Yeah, let's start naming movies they weren't in. They weren't in? No, I'm asking. No, I don't think she was in that. I don't think she was. She's not in that. I'm out. I'm tapping out.

Ryan's out. Noah, you did it. That's it. Do you have another one? Thank you. No. Good, you guys. I feel good about this.

You're welcome. All right, cool. What else did we miss? Was he in The Hobbit? Did he come back for The Hobbit? I should have watched all of The Hobbit. Left it on the table. Last Action Heroes got Ian McKellen.

Wow, was she like the girl? Oh, really? Was he like... Smart People was the one I was thinking might have Dennis Quaid in it. I said Inception. Night Moves. Night Moves? Night Moves. That was the new Kelly Riker movie.

Yeah, the Kelly Riker movie. The scary forest. What's the one where they have Rachel Woods and they're in the woods in a house and there's no power

and it's in the future? Shrek? Shrek? That was the best guess I've ever heard. The best confidently could not be more wrong guess. Anyway, I'll report

back on that because people should check that movie out. I liked it. I won that round? It was good. Dude, you won the whole night! You're the winner! Was it? You did it all! Where's Templey at? Was that? You did it all. Yeah, where's Tepley at?

Come on down. Tepley, apologies. I'm sorry, Rick. Didn't mean to get Tepley excited that they might have won something. Can you come down and get your prizes or is it too hard to get out of there? Are you up in the top? She'll figure it out.

She'll get here eventually. Also, I forgot to mention there's going to be a Doug Benson pin from Rockin' Pins is also going to be in the bag. Let's talk plugs. There's something on the back you're all fascinated by? Is there no shitheads? We don't do shitheads anymore because we're

in a new age of positivity. Oh. Yeah. I was just looking for one. Thank you. Try not to end on a negative note. Well done, Jeff. How many times can we mention the president's name on the show? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It gets tiresome. All right, so what do you got to plug, Ricky? I'm in a new animated show with Amy Poehler that starts in February on Fox called Duncanville. And I'm in the new

Jim Cummings movie, Werewolf, which I don't know when that's coming out. Oh my God, I'm so excited. Yeah, I'm a police officer, so watch out. Oh, okay. Yeah, and I think that's it. Oh, and I'm in this new show called Covenant that seems really cool.

It's an Amazon show from Lena Waithe. It seems really neat. It's kind of like if Get Out was a series. Thank you very much. That's all I got for all that you do. Thank you for bringing your parents. Do you think they had a good time? Did you guys have fun?

Yep. Yep. Yep. Absolutely. Yeah. Awesome. Ryan Johnson. Do you have anything to plug?

We've been talking about Knives Out, which is in theaters this weekend. Could bring your whole family. Can I plug Jim Cummings' first movie, Thunder Road? So good, right? Thunder Road is incredible. And you'll watch the first 10-minute single shot of it, and you'll just be hooked. And it sustains.

It's an absolutely brilliant film. Yeah, jim cummings thunder road i was very proud of that one yeah you're welcome what's um you got your next thing uh cooking your next movie you no that's you what are you doing dark sunglasses i can't tell who you're looking no i just i can't multitask. I got to finish one and then kind of figure out what's next. Oh, even all the promotional stuff and everything? You get this $30 million this weekend? And then you can relax and focus on the next thing?

I can't until the money is on the table in front of me to get some thinking money. Well, fair enough. until the money is on the table in front of me to get some thinking money. Yeah, it really frees up your mind to think if you've got that money. I like that. Noah, what about you? What have you got besides, obviously, you're in Knives Out, as is Ricky, of course. I should mention that again.

And what else is coming up? What else? Can you sit around waiting for him to come up with another movie? Yeah, I've got a long... Yeah, you better get to... I didn't know you waited this long. I thought we had something we were going to do.

I cleared my spring. Well, I guess... I have a... I directed and acted in and wrote a segment of an anthology movie that's coming out that's very entertaining. Oh, it's great. Called Scare Package. That was like the working title and you just went with it. That's the title of the whole big anthology.

It's comedy, horror stuff. It's all about mailmen. and it's comedy, horror stuff. And it's all about mailmen. And it's all about guys from UCB. It's got like John Gavris and Don Finnelli and Alan McLeod and like a lot of funny guys who you probably know in it. And made that.

And then, you know, got a couple other movies in the can. Having a baby in the spring. Yeah. You know. Yay. Congratulations. Well done. Thanks.

Doug Loves Movies is back here at UCB on Tuesday, December 10th. And then we got the 12 Guests of Christmas over at Largo on December 12th. Go see. Some of you have seen it already. See it again. If you haven't, see Knives Out. See it this weekend. Let's just get it over with. Let's help it make a lot of

money this weekend. Thank you as always. Don't say this every time, but UCB has been the home of this show for all 13 years. And we couldn't go out and do all the road ones if we couldn't come back here and do them here. So thank you to UCB.

And thank you once again to my guests, Ricky Lindholm, Ryan Johnson, and Noah Segan. As always, positive energy and don't murder anyone. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. energy and don't murder anyone.