Doug Loves Movies - Rich Sommer, Alison Rosen and David Huntsberger guest

Episode Date: April 26, 2015

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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds With 50 azepop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. Oh, that is Hollywood style right there.

Coming to you once again from Nerd Melt showroom at Meltdown Comics on Sunset Boulevard. It's Saturday, April 25th. Why is that funny? Day 25 of no alcohol April. Yeah, I'm almost finished with this shit.

2015. At 420-ish. Let me see your name tags, LA. I'm already attracted to one in the very front row because it's a Doug's life instead of a bug's life. And you just slap my face on one of them bugs. And then you're one of the other bugs?

And your name is Doug as well? All right. Okay, fair enough. Doug, what was the last movie you saw? I know, I throw the hardball questions. Alright, moving on. Layer Jake. Where's that Layer Jake?

Layer Jake instead of Layer Cake, right? Yeah. Good job, buddy. Thanks. Oh, What We Do in the Shadows? Was it hard to come up with because you just couldn't remember what movie you saw or you couldn't remember what that one was called? Well, which movie?

What We Do in the Shadows. Oh. Because I couldn't think of the movie. But a very funny movie, though, right? Yeah, it was funny. Yeah, yeah. What about you, Layer Jake? John Wick?

John Wick? Yeah. They're making John Wick 2. Yeah. I would not want to be cast as the puppy in that one. Why would they cast a person? Invasion of the Scotty Snatchers in the front row.

It's a very big green poster. Oh, it lights up. And you lost some items that fell off of it. You can see there's been some issues. But you made it here and you're in the front row. So, it's three years old?

Yeah. I tell people, you know, You're in the front row. We made it like three years ago. So it's three years old? Yeah. It still hasn't got a face. I tell people, you know, just keep coming back with the same shitty name tag. You never know what psychopath guest of mine is going to pick a name tag with all the stuff falling off. But, yeah, just save the battery on those blinky parts because that's a real selling point. You don't want to lose the blinking. You don't want to run out of juice. Do you guys go

to the movies together? When you're not making name tags? What was the last movie you guys saw together? And then I will tell you which one of you decided on that movie. What was it called? It Follows that was his idea

alright thanks for bringing your name tags you guys good luck to everybody it's a pretty sweet prize bag today. The next Doug Loves Movies in Los Angeles is Tuesday, May 12th at 7 o'clock

over at UCB on Franklin. And then we'll be back here on Sunday, June 14th at 4.20. NYC, you real soon. NYC, you real soon. NYC, you real soon. Because Doug Loves Movies is at the Gramercy next Tuesday.

Douglovesmovies.com for all my dates, deeds, and links. Prize bag is chock full of stuff. Even more board games than just this movie, you guys. So that's exciting. And I'm just going to get my guests out here and then go through all this stuff. Three previous guests on the show, all favorites of mine.

Please give a big warm welcome to David Huntsberger, Rich Sommer, and Allison Rosen. Thank you. Rosen. Alison Rosen is your new best friend. That is so almost like how the theme song goes. Is it close? In the realm that they're both

sung. It's not a song so much as those words being sung. Alison Rosen is your new best friend. I love it. It's already stuck in my head. You're the host of that and let's hear it for her everybody. You brought a whole bag of... I look at this not only as an opportunity

to show off my lack of movie knowledge, but a chance to declutter. And bequeath some lovely gifts to people. Yeah, you really went all out here. You've got a DVD, or is it a Blu-ray? It's a Blu-ray? It's a Blu-ray. It's both. It's both.

Pardon me. Of Neighbors, starring Seth Rogen and Zac Efron. People are excited. Yeah. You also threw in Hunger Games number one, the one that started it all. That's right. It's the ground zero for Hunger Games. Or is it not cool to say that anymore?

I don't know what's cool anymore. I know one thing that nobody would want to have in their home if they want to impress anyone ever, and that would be the novel on which the movie I Don't Know How She Does It is based. It's a real page turner right here. Now a major motion picture with Sarah Jessica Parker.

Yeah, so that was an awesome book initially and then they made it into that movie. Which I honestly didn't see. They did that thing where then they make the cover an image from the movie. Yeah.

That's confirmed, Doug? Yeah. Okay. No, yeah, that's the thing. This is the, you know, it's not a novelization of the movie. I mean, the movie is based on a novel, but then they just take over. Right. You know, it's just movie book.

It's fucked up. No, on the other movie book. It's fucked up. No, on the other hand, this is a classy piece of business right here. Because this is a very slick-covered, soft-cover copy of the screenplay for a single man. Who wouldn't want that? who wouldn't want that? Who wouldn't want to just sit up at night reading, just remembering Colin Firth, wearing those glasses and not beating anybody up? Like, this movie can now be thought of as a boring prologue to Kingsman.

Was that all of it or something else? There's one more big-ticket item. It's not that. No? Oh, right. Mm-hmm. This is nice. Tell them what this is.

It's a thermos inside a little zippered pouch with a handle because don't you hate carrying a thermos? You know what? You described that so beautifully I don't even have to take it out of the box You don't Someone's going to win that That's the kind of thing that I might use If I had it

I'd never buy it I hope no one would ever give me one It's a promotional item For a movie that I don't recall but you might called The Guilt Trip oh yes

with Seth Rogen and Barbra Streisand oh yeah yeah that's what it is you really don't want any Seth Rogen paraphernalia it does seem that way

doesn't it she's a Seth Rogen clearing house or I received a gift basket with a lot of Seth Rogen Seth Rogen stuff in it

either or plus some stickers that say Alison Rosen Or I received a gift basket with a lot of Seth Rogen stuff in it. Either or. Plus some stickers that say Alison Rosen is your new best friend. And those. All that stuff from Alison Rosen, you guys. She's a giver. And then speaking briefly a moment ago, David Huntsberger's here, everybody. Hello.

Back on the show. It's been a little while. Yeah, nice to be back. You brought a Burrito Expert t-shirt. Ah, yes. Harkening back. That fans of Professor Blastoff would know about Burrito Expert? Just fans of burritos.

It has absolutely nothing to do with anything. It's a 2XL. Oh, that's right, that's right. This is the catchphrase that you came up with that's not even connected to a bit or anything. Yeah, because comedians are always unfurling a shirt. I thought you might want this on a shirt, and I thought it would be funny

to just have something completely unrelated to my act. And what'd you learn from that experience? Well, here it is nearly a decade later and I still have some merchandise left. Thank God

Doug Lowe's movies came along because I think you give one away every time. If you need a shirt to sleep in, to paint in, to tear up in. to wear out in public

because they're so rare. That's true. They're so rare. Like, you point at it and go, this is so not amusing. Out of context. It's so funny that you're forcing the wearer

to create a context. Because if they just say, well, his point was there was no point. Then both those people are going to kill themselves right on the corner. It happens regularly. I love it. You brought something else, though, right?

I brought a cassette tape called Fitnessize. People are getting back into it. Cassettes are coming back. My friend Chuck Watkins made it. It's like 16 tracks of dance, workout, fun music. There's a download code in there, too. So, yeah, I wanted everyone to really enjoy getting into shape. Or at least one person.

Just one person. A person in a 2XL shirt. Yeah, yeah. Coming with a message. That says burrito expert on it. It's a 2XL, so you're going to feel real skinny in it. That's true. That's Rich Sommer, everybody.

Hi. Host of the Board Games Are Bullshit podcast. That is the subtitle. That's not what it's called? Nope. What's it called? It's called Cardboard with Rich Summer. Cardboard?

Cardboard, all caps, exclamation point, with Rich Summer. Of course. Yeah. With Rich Summer. Uh-huh. And walk us through it. Is it a different board game highlighted each episode? No, it's just sort of, you sort of whatever I'm thinking about board games on that day.

Oh, it's like all the latest board game news and reviews? No, no news. I can't describe it. And also, I'm not sure anyone else could who's even listened to it. it and also I'm not sure anyone else could who's even listened to it but that guy's leaving just when I am talking about it which

he's rushing to go download it maybe he can tell us later so yeah it's just board games I have guests on talking about board games that they've played or it's I think I don't know it's for people to listen to about board games and on that I don't know. It's for people to listen to about board games.

And on that account, you never let us down. No. Because you brought for the prize bag two board games. NHL Fast Track. Yep. And NHL Ice Breaker. Ice Breaker. That looks like a card game That's a card game

Fast Track is more of a dexterity game, Doug You play it with your body in some way That one is a flicking You're pulling back little pucks And you're shooting them across the thing So what would the So it's kind of like a Hungry Hungry Hippos Or Don't Break the Ice Something where you gotta get in there And it's kind of like a Hungry Hungry Hippos or Don't Break the Ice.

Something where you've got to get in there. Yes. And it's a small plastic toy that you have to all get on top of it to have like monsters. Yes. Trying to beat each other. Okay. Right? Like adults shouldn't play this, should they?

I have played it quite a lot. Don't you end up just like punching each other? You get angry. I mean, that's the point of hockey, I guess. Exactly. It really inspires the feeling of hockey. Did you guys know they're making Goon 2? Yeah!

Speaking of hockey, I love the movie Goon, Allison. I get that. You would too. Okay. Because you love violence, right? It's my favorite. Yeah. I like it only a little less than non-violence.

People getting punched. You love that. Love gore. Love horror. Well, it's not a horror movie. It's just a hockey movie. Maybe to me it is. Maybe I have hockey phobia.

Also at the prize bag we have my final, until they send me another crate of them, a copy of Schmovie. Has any guest on your show, Rich, ever waxed poetic about Schmovie? Not yet. We're only on episode three so far, but I imagine it's just on the horizon.

Do you have a favorite board game? I have lots of favorite board games, Doug. I own a fair number of them. How many do you think you own? I actually keep track of my collection on BoardGameGeek.com. The two of you. Thank you both. Did you guys start the website?

For a second I thought that was sarcasm. I keep track of them on BoardGeek.com. BoardGameGeek. That's absolutely legitimate. I've just crossed over the 850 mark, Doug. Oh. Eee. Wow.

I always like a gasp. Do they still make new episodes of Hoarders, or is there a celebrity Hoarders? I like the worried pause after a gasp. Oh. Harry Crane has a board game problem after this. Well, that's pretty awesome. I'm a fan of the podcast without even having heard it. Board games might make a comeback.

You know, like, Humail started an X-Files podcast and now they're making more X-Files. I don't know if it's... It's exactly the same thing. Causal. Don't even try. Okay. So you're saying board games might come back?

Yeah. You think board games are hot right now? Real hot. There's a podcast about them. Yeah, there's a podcast. Can I ask the question no one's wondering, do you alphabetize them?

No. How are they, how are the 850 organized? They are organized by feel. In that, I know, if you said, where's Diemacher?

I'd say it's right over there. And I point to it. And if you said, where's Alhambra? I'd say it's up on that top shelf. I just know where they... Where there And I'd point to it And if you said Where's Alhambra I'd say it's up on That top shelf I just know where they Where's Jenga All of it

Where's Where's Twister Pull one out You're playing Jenga Also in the prize bag I got from my friends At a Poke Bowl A Poke Bowl

A Getting Doug With High mug That are Street value 30 bucks Bowl. A getting dug with high mug that are street value $30. What's in it? Just bugs and dust and stuff. I thought it would be

a good idea to just blow right into it. Let it all splash back in my face. But I like to give away clean prizes. And all of that is going to be somebody's today because they came down to Meltdown Comics on Sunset

and paid their ten bucks. Thank you guys so much for coming. Good luck to everybody. Let's talk about movies. Let's ask all the panelists what I like to ask everybody in life, starting with you, David. Okay.

What was the last movie you saw? I just watched Seeking a Friend for the End of the World. I feel like I should have gotten more woos than that. What format did you watch that in? What format? I mean, like, you know, was it... Oh, I street... What did you watch that in? What format? I mean, like, you know, was it... Oh, I streamed... What did you do with it?

I streamed it on HBO Go on a television. All right. So it's probably playing on HBO this month, and then you can HBO Go it. I think it ends April 30th, so... Okay, thanks for... I wish everyone who came in with a movie suggestion also had the expiration date.

You're a really thoughtful guest. You just noticed it when you were buying it that that's when it expires. Yeah, yeah. What'd you have to pay for that? Probably about $6 or something? $4.99? HBO Go is like a monthly...

Oh, that's right. Okay. So... It's factored into the cost. Yeah, so I'm not even going to ask you if it was worth the money. I'm going to ask you, was it worth your time? Oh, absolutely. I feel like the five woos that happened here are indicative of just no one saw it

and no one really talked about it. It wasn't a success in the theaters. Yeah, I never got around to watching it. I just kind of heard from people it was kind of depressing. I think if you go in expecting it to be hilarious, which is sort of how they marketed it, you're going to be like, ugh, that's a bummer. They have so many comedy people and some scenes that are meant to be like kind of an outrageous scenario. But overall, yeah, the theme is like um kind of an outrageous scenario but overall yeah the theme

is much more kind of dire and i found like it was romantic and all the things i look for in a movie very romantic i like steve carell you know it's uh i mean obviously it was he did good work in foxcatcher but like he's sort of been he's like the funniest guy that isn't in the funniest movies. He hasn't had a great track record with movies and it sucks because he's so talented and subtle. His work on The Office. I can watch The Office episodes he's in over and over

again. He's so incredible. Someone I talked to said I had a bit of a Steve Carell overload and then other people said I just wanted to be that. I just wanted to be funny all the time in the office. I think he's got a million things he can do. I think that's why he was so good in Foxcatcher. Because he can just disappear in a character, I think.

There are a few characters in the movie that people use the phrase, didn't ring true. But whatever that phrase is. A little wacky. A couple parts that are a little wacky. Yeah, yeah. And he was always very believable and perfect for the part. Wait a second. T.J. Miller is in a movie that has

wacky parts? And he's not even the wackiest. He's not even that out of place. But that's what they really sold in the trailers is everybody at TGI Friday is getting it on because the world was ending. And that's a 15 second scene. That's like a brief thing. Yeah, it's tiny.

So it's definitely worth watching. I mean, it does bring up some questions about the meaning of life and things that you're maybe not wanting to get out of a movie at all times. But I thought overall I was much more than pleasantly surprised. I really like it. I thought it was original. It's weird that people didn't go because Keira Knightley is our top box office comedy actress. Like, if she's in a movie,

you know it's a fucking knee slapper. Yeah. Or a corset buster. Rich, what was the last thing you saw, buddy? Just last night I saw Ex Machina. Nice. Liked it, didn't you? A lot.

Yeah, I really dug it. I thought that the visual effects were, like, for how little I'm guessing the movie, I don't think it's like a giant budget movie, right? The visual effects are astounding for how little it must have cost. It's quite good. It's really interesting because it's science fiction. It's able to be like kind of small and huge like at the same time. So there's great effects but

there's also a lot of smaller aspects to it. I think it's a really really good script. Yeah. It's it's a very thoughtful movie. Yeah. It's not like trailers and stuff might leave you with the feeling that it's like after Earth or Oblivion or something like that. It's nothing like that.

But no, it's like really, like, I don't want to say those movies weren't smart, but this movie's not dumb like those were. Right, right. Good save. No, I mean, those movies, they had their moments. Especially Oblivion, I thought, had its moments. But I just, this is like, I don't know, when I go into a movie that's kind of a brainy science fiction, I'm already like, ugh, I'm going to

have to worry about this. It's going to be a slow puzzle. Like Biodome? Yeah, exactly. That's a perfect example. Like Biodome, we're in the army now, like most of Pauly Shore's movies. With or without Baldwin.

But they only worked together that one time. That's just a shame. So why is no one trying to get those two back together again? Get a podcast going. Oh, the biodome cast. Those two guys are not allowed to leave.

I would listen to a show if they weren't allowed to be in society anymore. If they were just excluded in a dome where they podcasted 24-7. Pod dome. I would listen to this shit out of that and be so happy they're off the streets. Allison, have you been to the movies lately? Well, I watched one at my house.

A tiny art house movie called Gone Girl. Allison, have you been to the movies lately? Well, I watched one at my house. That's all you've got to do. A tiny art house movie called Gone Girl. I realized it was very late to it because I know you care. We watched it on demand, had to choose between renting or owning it, decided to rent it. I feel like that was an okay decision. And I've now turned into everyone's mom, so I fall asleep halfway through every movie.

So that's why the rental's great because you've got 48 hours to redo it. But I managed to stay awake for the whole thing, so I think that's a ringing endorsement. Oh, that means you liked it so much that it kept you awake. That's right. Edge of my seat. Yeah. Yeah, I dare say I was awake through the whole thing. Sitting in a comfy movie theater chair that I could have fallen asleep in say I was awake through the whole thing. Sitting in a comfy movie theater chair

that I could have fallen asleep in if I was bored. But I also thought... I've got... I just did a dining with Doug and Karen and I got some sort of food on my sleeve and so I'm a little self-conscious about it. Looking like a weirdo has food on his sleeve so I'm trying to

cover it up. You're sitting like you're getting your portrait painted. No, I won't smile. I won't smile this year. There's a funny little actually tiny piece

of board game trivia about Gone Girl. Oh, here we go. I mean, it's not like it's not like... It's just there's one shot where, without giving anything away, a shed is opened,

and there's some stuff in the shed, right? And at the forefront of the shed, there's a small stack of board games, and they're board games, like my kind of board games, the ones that... Like there's one with Dominion and a couple other games.

But it set the board gaming Twitter sphere on fire. All 300 of us were going bananas. I tried to log on to Board Game Geek and it was crashed at that point. I couldn't even get on. You get 10 users on there at once and we are going down. I do not mind spoiling

what you're talking about because those board games are in a shed full of shit. The whole those board games are in a shed full of shit. The whole point of every item in that shed is this is fucking expensive, worthless shit. This is rich people's crap that they buy

when they have a shit ton of money that they need to move around. The thought crossed my mind. that they need to move around. Yeah. The thought crossed my mind. But what I was going to say about it, and I probably said on the podcast before, so I apologize if I'm repeating myself. It just felt, Gone Girls to me felt like as good as,

like exactly equally as good as a two-hour episode of any version of Law & Order. Yes. You know? Like, which is great. Like, Law & Order, every time I watch it, I can't believe they crank out this great shit. You know, it's really good stuff. But that's to me what it was.

And obviously more violent and more sexual. I was on a plane recently where you have your own screen. And so some movies, they just go nuts. And they just show a full-blown R-rated movie with violence and sex and stuff in it. And they don't change a thing. But then

other ones are edited because I guess maybe some are just edited for airline use in general. So that's the version they get. So Gone Girl, when one guy gets his throat slit, or it could be a lady, let's just say something gets... A chicken might get his throat slit.

And when it happens, this crazy blur goes over most of the screen to cover the gushing blood. But it's a blur so you can still see this redness happening. You know like something awful is happening. But it's kind of like how it used to be when you used to

try to watch a scrambled cable channel would have like porn on it and you try to watch it and you can make out just enough to know you're seeing something you shouldn't be seeing. I saw a movie today. I went and saw

God, it's a hard title to remember. Clouds of Sils Maria. That is difficult. Yeah, I'm cultured, you sons of bitch. What? That's difficult. Did you just say, what is that?

No, I said that is difficult. That's a ridiculous title. What are they doing? Even after you've seen it, I mean, that's why I was finally able to figure it out because there's these certain clouds in a place called Sils Maria that when they come along,

they're very predictable what time of day it's going to happen, and it looks like a long snake is coming through the valley. And that's pretty much the only thing I learned in a movie that somehow has Juliette Binoche

is a French actress who speaks French a lot in the movie that somehow has Juliette Binoche as a French actress who speaks French a lot in the movie and has subtitles, but her assistant is American Kristen Stewart. And so she has to talk English to her all the time. Was it as boring as it sounds? I'm telling you, I just jazzed it up a little bit. I'm telling you, I just jazzed it up a little bit.

There's a weird scene where Kristen Stewart and Juliette Binoche decide to take a dip in Lake Minnetonka and Kristen Stewart trips down to just her underwear, like panties and a bra and Juliette Binoche goes like full, like before she jumps in the water, you get a full look at her beave.

Is it furry? Is that how it works? Like if an older lady and a younger lady went swimming together, would one of them keep some stuff on just to, you know, keep it all genteel and not get too crazy? Or the older ladies are just like, you know, keep it all genteel and not get too crazy. Or the older ladies are just like, fuck it.

Like, they just don't care anymore. They've given up. Well, I don't want to say that. I don't want to say married ladies should give up. We're talking about older ladies. Oh, no, I'm just talking about married ladies. No, they still wear bra and panties Right? Of course they would What are the clouds doing during this scene?

Like snaking around? They were I don't know I guess some people will like it But it's just a lot of She's an actress so there's a lot of scenes where they're running her lines, and Kristen Stewart, as her assistant, is helping her with her lines for some play she's in. And what they do is they do this thing where Kristen Stewart, I guess, has a photographic memory,

because she doesn't look at the script very much when she's running the lines. So if you're like me and you're having a hard time paying attention to this movie that's really boring, if your mind is drifting, they'll just suddenly be screaming at each other very dramatically and I have to sit and think, are they really

yelling at each other right now or are they running the lines? And the Kristen Stewart character is being way too good an actress for just running the lines like she's really getting into it and she's not her character's not even an actress in the movie but I guess Kristen Stewart won some sort of acting

award for it and I liked her better though and did you see Still Alice Still Alice was the Julianne Moore she won bestress for it. But I thought Kirsten Stewart was really good in that. And I've always thought she takes too much heat for... Just because she's in the Twilight movies

doesn't mean that she's an expressionless idiot. It's not just because of the Twilight movies. Well, even in the last Twilight movies, she got a lot of... She suddenly had some gumption You know She became a vampire Another spoiler

And You didn't see So she starts kicking some ass You didn't see Seeking a Friend For the end of the world But you saw all the Twilight movies Cause I'd never do an interruption

Of a Comedy like that one You know That'd be weird. That's just like jokes on jokes. Gets a little weird. It has to be a comedy that just doesn't work at all.

I don't even want to find that. I don't even want to know that that exists. We did Love Actually. Yeah, but that's so kind of a comedy. Like they really... You were nightly. It's so kind of a comedy. Like, they really... Keira Knightley. It's more of a...

Comedy princess. Kind of calm, mostly rom. David, you'd be into it. That movie. Yeah, yeah, I like the rom. You like the rom. Like, the funniest part of that movie is that stand-ins in porn have to actually be naked

and simulate fucking so that they can set up the crude lighting that they use in porn. Like, that is such a weird premise throughout the entire movie. They're acting out every single thing.

I'm not gonna... I don't wanna brag, you guys, but I worked in porn a little bit, and there's never extra people standing around naked that aren't going to be fucking on camera. Did you really work in porn?

Yeah, a little bit. Does everyone know this already? I think so. I've mentioned it a couple times. You can film me in later. I don't bring it up a lot because there's so many follow-up questions.

I can only think of one question did you get paid well? then shoot what's your one question? no no it was simply what did you do in porn? yeah oh yeah I mean I guess

I didn't mean to say it in a way that sounds like I might have been a participant. I was a PA. Yeah, so I was never a fluffer, but I did have to wet some bushes. No, that's not even a job on the set. Got a dry bush over here here Where the hell is Doug? This bush is dry We're in a drought There's a Santa Ana wind coming

It's dangerous out there in the valley That's where a lot of those That's where those fires break out The environmental thing is There's shooting porn in Woodland Hills Yeah Because that's when I was doing it it was back when it was I guess it was probably technically illegal at the time that we were

even making it and it was all done in the valley so I would have to drive around the valley like I'd have to get all like the food for the craft service table and I actually a few times got yelled at for not setting up a nice enough spread for the

for those hardworking people in there spreading their junk. And then a few times before I got out I I was a boom operator. You're climbing a ladder a little bit.

Which is... Seriously, there's nothing more fun than people fucking while you're doing this over there. Hey, I dug the booms in the shot. That's no boom. That's no boom. That's my cock. All right. So there you have it.

Let the games begin. Let the games begin. We are going to play, I think I've got time for three games today. How's that clock over there doing? That clock always drives me crazy because it's off. It's two minutes fast, you guys. If anybody has an important appointment to make it to, if anyone has a doctor's appointment this Saturday afternoon early evening

it's now 507 not 509 if I arrive two minutes late to my doctor's appointment he cancels what a jerk yeah he's gonna lock the door and laugh from the other side

yeah jerk. Is he lock the door and laugh from the other side? Try again, best friend. And I'm like, but you took an oath. Oath. it's just you sound important or like you have any like you're a law professor just using the word just saying oath but you know you can say it the wide east but you took an oath

anyway if I had the car crash sound right now I would totally hit it for what's happening on stage? for what I just did yeah for my nonsensical jokes joke but I just get

I get transfixed in this environment the Meltdown Comics the Nerd Melt showroom is a magical place on a Saturday afternoon. The show's getting more romantic. Isn't it? It's just weird how the front row is very well lit. You can really make everybody out.

You know all there is to know about them. And then the second row, you can see them pretty good too. Third row, you can kind of see. And then everyone else is just out back there in the fog. They're a big misty snake. Just moving throughout the room. You could turn that movie, it sounds like, into a porno very quickly. Oh, yeah, if all the women are in love with the big snake.

Well, they're jumping into a pool naked together. They're bad acting back and forth. Snakes coming in like a boy. I didn't say anything about bad acting. Not the great Juliette Binoche. Yeah. Yeah, take it back, you oaf. Now it's working.

You took an oaf oath. I confuse her with Julia Ormond. Right? Okay, so I'm not the only one. Totally. That's the female Paxton Pullman. Yes. Totally. That's the female Paxton Pullman.

Yes! Absolutely. All right, this first game we're going to play is called Cluster Flicks or Don't Yell Out Amy Adams. Because one time a guy yelled out Amy Adams, or a girl did, and she was right. And nothing ruins a game than the right answer from someone that shouldn't be answering. That was a weird noise. It was. That noise kind of sounds to me like he was with a noise

saying, are you talking to me? Eh. He thinks we can't yell out answers. We'll see about that. We will see. I'm going to name three movies that one actor or actress was in all three of these films.

I'm going to give each of you, all of you together at the same time a moment to think about it. First person who gives me the right name is the winner. But after the first three, chances are no one will get it. Because this is a tough game.

I've never played this one. Most actors and actresses have been in a lot of movies that you're like, what was that? So I compiled the list. I'll hopefully get in a lot of movies that you're like, what was that? So I compiled a list. I'll hopefully get through a lot of them. We'll see. Which is the part where you're like, what was that?

Who was where? Oath. These movies, like a lot of actors are also in a lot of obscure movies. Okay. Because they have to get a start somewhere and then sometimes they lose their way along the way so no fault of their own

so this is an actor or actress that I have pre-chosen and then once we get into after the first three then I'm just going to keep adding titles until somebody gets it right so just say it out loud whenever you think you know the answer. That's basically how this works. Good luck, everybody. It's just the people on stage. Nobody.

Nah. Nah. I don't know how many times to remind them. What actor or actress was in Journey to Shiloh, Getting Straight, and Zabriskie Point? Who was in all three of those films? I'll give you a moment. Any guesses? Diane Layton. Moving on.

This person was also in Heroes. A movie called Heroes. I don't think anyone in the audience even wants to yell out. Right? That's what's beautiful about it. Yeah, it's very difficult. It's so tough.

This is no Amy Adams, you guys. Force 10 from Navarone. Random Hearts. Ed Harris? No. Matt Dillon? Firewall. Crossing over.

Well, now we've yelled an act that I've heard of. Extraordinary measures. I wish they were in the room right now. Who? I wish they were in the room right now. God, no one. Come on.

You never know. This person might be here. I thought all this worked, you see. Morning glory. Harrison Ford? That's correct. in glory? Harrison Ford? That's correct! American

Graffiti, Apocalypse Now, The Frisco Kid, Frantic, The Mosquito Coast, Working Girl, Presumed Innocent, Six Days, Seven Nights. I mean, this guy works. What Lies Beneath? Witness, of course. Hollywood Homicide, Cowboys and Aliens, all the Star Wars,

all the Raiders, all the Blade Runners. And The Age of Adeline. Is anyone going to see The Age of Adeline? It's about a woman played by Blake Lively who never ages

a day over, what is it, 28? 29? She's 29 and she never gets any older. Like all the other characters in the movie get old and she just stays 29. And nobody can figure it out. But I also don't think they try. Like in the trailer and stuff,

I don't see any scenes of her on a slab, you know. People in lab coats tugging at her. Yeah, she just says, you have no idea. And then they basically go, good enough for me. How do you stay so young looking? It's a secret. All right, want to get some lunch? It'd be funny if her voice got old, but her face didn't.

Damn, girl, you're looking good. I know. All right, so yeah, so I don't know if I can bring myself to see that movie, but it's actually doing quite well on the Rotten Tomatoes. 90% or something. No, is it really? I thought it was at Halsey's. I mean, I was looking last night before going to pick a movie.

What movie are we talking about? Age of Adelaide. I'm talking about Paul Blart. Oh, yeah. Can't wait. Now, what is it? Age of Adelaide. Is it at Halsey's? I thought so, in the 40s. Can you look again it? Age of Adelaide. Is it halfsies?

I thought so, in the 40s. Can you look again? Yep, gonna look now. Oh, hey, guys. He's on video. I got a guest for my next podcast. He just confirmed, so. Oh, who is it?

Who would that be? Kevin Sussman from Big Bang Theory talking about board games. Oh, okay. Out of the 800 games. I love how you threw in talking about board games. Oh, okay. Out of the 800 games. I love how you threw in talking about board games. Oh, it's a special episode of your board games podcast?

He's got a lot of knowledge. How many games did you get through in the first three? I talked about a lot of games. I talked about combined, I don't know. Hey, look, it just kind of comes fast and furious.

Think of all the movies we've mentioned today. It's like that with board games. Okay, but you're not worried about exhausting the 850 too quickly. Oh, no, no, no. The 850 is a drop in the bucket for how many board games are out there. Good, good. Yeah.

Don't worry. Don't you worry. I'm going to be here for a long time. Yeah, most of those board games are out there, that's for sure. You said it, Doug. If you do something well in life, like pay your taxes on time, does a little voice in your head go, move ahead four spots? Or anything like that? Like to some degree?

I do dream in board games a lot. You guys want to talk about it? No? This is kind of what the podcast is like. Did you find what we're looking for? 53 currently. 53 on Rotten Tomatoes. Why did I think it was at 90-something? Not sure.

Anyway, Sils of Maria for me. The promotional people at Age of Adelaide are not thrilled about that little segment. Really? The promotional people at Age of Adeline Not thrilled about that little segment No bad publicity Cloud of Sils Maria Excellent pornography That's like a 90% 91% I think

But since I was so wrong about the other one Why listen to me But that's why That and the Showtime starting time Matching up made me choose it But since I was so wrong about the other one, why listen to me? But that and the showtime starting time matching up made me choose it. And then here we are. Raving about it. What? Here we are raving about it.

I get it. No, no, no. But I think some people might like it, though. I didn't think it was a bad movie. I just think that what was going on was not of interest to me. I'm intrigued by those snake clouds. Huh? I'm intrigued by those snake clouds. Yeah, that's kind of neat.

That's kind of a spoiler, too, because it's kind of late in the movie. Damn it! But it also is in the title. I was kind of, through the whole movie, I was like, you know. It's like if... It's like if it's like if Empire Strikes Back had been called Cloud City. Through the whole movie

you'd be going, where's this Cloud City I heard so much about? Let's play a round of Last Man Stanton, you guys. You've got a Misery Loves Comedy poster that you made into your name tag. What name did you put over it? Teresa Loves Comedy? Instead of Misery? Good job.

Unless your name isn't Teresa. You guys have been so polite. I'm not pointing out to me that I haven't had the name tag selection yet. So we're one game in, and that only means Rich gets to go first in the next game because he got Harrison Ford right. So let's pick name tags, you guys. Let's get that process over with. And while you guys do that, we'll do this.

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I am playing for Lawrence of Arabia. And don't say the shithead on the back, of course. It's covered up. I can't even see it. He did a great job. Put a little post-it on there so nobody knows what the shithead is. But that's really nice. It's like kind of supposed to be like a scroll or something or a necklace.

Uh-oh. Uh-oh. You can play Cat's Cradle with it. But, yeah, that's a fun name tag you picked there. Are you a big fan of this movie, Allison? No, I'm a big fan of myself. And he flashed me his phone and it had my podcast on it. So, and then right after I grabbed it, though, I saw someone had a mannequin poster,

and I was very tempted by that one, and I thought maybe I had been hasty, but thank you for listening to my podcast. There it is. Yeah. Good job, dude. Excited to play for you. Larry. Who are you playing for?

Larry. I'm playing for Sam, who made a sleepaway Samp poster. Sleepaway Samp. I really liked. No shithead on the back, though. Okay. Well, we'll deal with that when the time comes. I guess.

Yeah. Someone will be punished. Now, on that poster. comes. I guess. Yeah, someone will be punished. Now, on that poster... Call me Christian Grey, someone's going to get punished. There's underwear with a knife through it, right? Yeah, look up here, too. Bush. Yeah, stick it on the underwear. Yeah.

Yeah. There's a lot going on there. Sleepaway Camp is a crazy-ass movie. Bananas. And I especially recommend the final freeze frame at the end. I don't know if it's not supposed to look like

a freeze frame but that's what they had to do on their budget and it's pretty amazing. And I've never seen the sequels. There was part two and part three and then partially filmed

and then abandoned part four. And so very soon I'm going to do some interruptions of the little tease. I'm going to interrupt Sleepaway 2 and Sleepaway 3 because we did Sleepaway Camp 1 in Austin, Texas with the Master Pancake guys, and it was really fun. Great story. Such a romantic show. Who are you playing for, David?

Andy Man, or Candy Man scratching to Andy Man, and he included candy. Right, he glued some M&Ms and some Skittles on there. Yeah. Two candies that are, it's really fun to, you know, close your eyes and pour them all into a bowl. Just go to town. How does that taste

to have a Skittle and an M in your mouth at the same time? Never done it. No plans to do so. Okay. And I like the Candyman, the little B there

and then the I. It's got my face in the middle of the I. Mm-hmm. Hand-drawn. Mm-hmm. You know, as a kid, you can't take candy

from strangers, but I take advantage of it any time I can as an adult. Oh, yeah. Adults can take candies from strangers. Yeah. Constantly. All they want, yeah. It's a really safe, fun activity. Alright, so

the dude here that made the Doug's Life poster right front and center, I want to give him the chance. Have you ever listened to the show? Have you ever watched the show? Have you ever stared at your phone or listening device and thought of your own person we should play in Last Man Stanton? An actor or an actress with a large body of work?

Someone maybe that you enjoy? Harrison Ford, maybe? That would be an interesting memory game if you picked Harrison Ford right now. Bruce Willis. All right. I think we've done Bruce Willis before, but it's always fun to do it again.

We'll start with you, Rich. Just name any Bruce Willis movie. Then Allison, then me, then our friend there in the end, David. I'll just go with Die Hard. Excellent choice. Thanks. Thank you, Doug. Damn it, he took mine.

Allison, any Bruce Willis movie. What happens if I name one that he wasn't in? Well, first of all, do you know how banishment works in podcasting and in my circle of friends in general? No, it's okay. You know, you could take a stab at it. But I would imagine you've got to have a few

that you just know for sure oh Bruce Willis was in that you can't have any that you're thinking he might have been in I am there's one that I'm like shit was he in that

well don't do that one pick one pick the one that's clanking around up there where he was definitely in it like a Bruce Willis vehicle like like you know

Rich did a great job there with Die Hard thanks Doug thanks again thanks again it's really like kind of title that comes to mind when you're thinking of movies that Bruce Willis is in I was talking about diehard you have another one I heard too yeah you don't have to

say one that's correct few yeah they didn't fuck around at that point with the colon and the subtitle and all of that. That was Die Hard 2, wasn't it? Die Harder, yeah. Die Hard 2, Die Harder? Yeah. And was that more of a marketing thing? Like when I look it up on my app right now, is it going to say Die Hard 2, Die Harder? It might.

Or Die Harder 2? Can? Or Die Harder 2? Can't say Die Harder 2. That makes no sense. No, I thought it was Die Hard 2 colon Die Harder. But I could be totally wrong. It definitely just says Die Hard 2. How much money do we want to put on this? I will bet. You know I own this

property, right? I will bet the deed. I've got five bucks. I gotta take the phone out for a Leonard Mullen game anyway, so I might as well look for funsies. And it gives everybody else a lot more time to think of another Bruce Willis movie.

You're next. I'm gonna need that time. I'll go with Look Who's Talking. Oh. I'll go with Look who's talking Die Hard 3 Die with a Vengeance Die Hard with a Vengeance Try that again Die Hard with a Vengeance

Sorry Alright Die with a Vengeance Just go ahead and die Die Parentheses Rich let everyone Let everyone fail or succeed

On their own. I don't know. I feel like I should be a part of all of it. You know how important rules are, Rich. That's right. I'll say live free or die hard. What? Somebody just clicked their tongue.

It didn't have a four in it. It was just called live free or die hard? Thank you. I think that was fine. It was just called Live Free or Die Hard. Thank you. I think that was five. I still am looking up Die Hard 2. I think it was just Die Hard 2. I am telling you it's just Die Hard 2. Was it a marketing tagline?

I think that was marketing shit. Listen, I guess I don't win this property. It's kind of like Edge of Tomorrow, Live, Die, Repeat. Ah, that pissed me off a little bit. Which part? Well, the part, because on iTunes,

they've plugged it as being called Live, Die, Repeat. The rumor was that they changed the name of the movie, which I don't think they actually changed

the name of the movie. Right. But they market it as Live Free, or Live, Die, Repeat. But I thought Edge of Tomorrow was a fine name. It's an interesting movie to have to try to trick people into watching. Is it like people are just tired?

I mean, it certainly didn't help that Tom Cruise had had a couple of, I think I mentioned Oblivion earlier. That movie sort of looked like similar style, but there was no way to know that Edge of Tomorrow was more exciting and had a twistier plot and more to grab onto. And Emily Blunt, you can't go wrong with that. Nope. I like her.

Emily Blunt doing a one-arm push-up, Allison. Oh! Come on. Not since Linda Hamilton. Mm-mm. No. on. Not since Linda Hamilton. Have I got more of a boner for a

sinewy arm. Arm sinew is some of the best sinew. Muscular lady. Small muscular lady. Muscular for the course of shooting one motion picture. Because you can't keep that up.

Edge of Tomorrow, she's pretty buff as well. That's what we're talking about. I know I'm supposed to let him fail on his own, but I thought I would throw my life preserver on that. Wait, what did you think we were talking about? Devil Wears Prada? I started thinking about titles of Bruce Willis movies

and I thought, oh, that's what I just thought of. They must be talking about that. And you weren't. Whose turn is it? And I'm also dumb. I think it's mine. Okay.

Fifth Element? Yes. Yay! You ever go as Leeloo for Halloween? I never did. Are you taking away my point? Yeah, yeah.

You have to wear a Leeloo costume. What do I do with my water? You can have some of mine. Interesting. No, I'm good I don't know how to take that Whose turn is it? I think it's yours

Oh it's me? Oh it goes me then David Oh yeah that's right Okay I'll go blind date I'm not afraid to say it Blind date I'm gonna go

Should I go? Y'all still talking about Edge of Tomorrow? I'm going to say it. Fine date. I'm going to go. Should I go? Y'all still talking about Edge of Tomorrow? I'm going to go with Pulp Fiction. I will say Looper. That was the one. I like when movies get little. She's so buff in that. Did I give that to you or did you have it?

That's right. I forgot she was in it. That's right. I like when little appla was in it I like when little applauses break out for the certain titles like it's the In Memoriam segment on the Oscars some are more popular than others

Allison I think there was a Look Who's Talking 2 yes there was full title this is called Look Who's Talking 2 two. Yes, there was. Full title. This is called Look Who's Talking To. Okay. But it's spelled T-O-O, right? Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. You know you can't walk away from that opportunity. Me again, Rich? You. Me again? Wow, how'd I come around so fast? Sunrise.

Sunrise. Wait a second. Take it back. Sunset. All right, I'm out. I fucked up. I'm out. No takebacks. I'm out. I fucked up. I'm out. No take backs.

I'm going to go with Bandits. Hudson Hawk. This will be my last one because I think I'm wrong. Canine? What? With Jim Belushi? No. No no the other one the remake

David oh yeah now it's just you and Rich oh no Rapid Fire The Jackal uh huh yeah

the story of us oh yes I love the noises in the audience The Story of Us. Oh, yes. I love the noises in the audience. Oceans 12. Oh! Oh! Wipe out.

I'm going to throw one out. I'm going to throw one out, but I'm gonna throw one out I'm gonna throw one out but I'm not I'm not 100% he's in it but Wipeout Is he in Death Becomes Her? Yes he is

Damn it Oh that's good Alright what's not been said Moonlighting the movie God he's been in so many movies. Cross your fingers for that one. Someday. What's the one where people live as your sort of...

Surrogates. Yeah, surrogates. I have one. I'm really out, right? Oh, you're really out. Is he in 12 Monkeys? Yeah. God damn it.

How was that? Not taken early. You made me question my knowledge of Bruce Willis being in 12 Monkeys, though. When you ask like that. When you think of, or at least for me, to give you a little insight, I only think of him kind of like brooding and wrapping his knuckles in some sort of fabric. That's Pulp Fiction, right? What movie was that?

Yeah, but it seems like all of them. Like, oh, what was that other one? I think it is. Or the other kind of scowl. I don't think he played a boxer in anything else. Maybe one other thing. He wrapped his feet in Die Hard, so it could be that. Yeah, yeah.

He's always wrapping himself up. Oh, that guy. Get some fabric on those appendages, buddy. That's right. Ah, 12 Monkeys, that was good. People here are just baffled that we didn't go further. Did Bruce Willis' wife's office have shag carpeting in the bathroom? Because he takes off his shoes to relax by crunching his feet in the carpeting.

But I remember the close-ups of his feet looked like shag carpeting. But it's not in the bathroom. It's not in the bathroom but he goes in the bathroom and he like freshens up in the sink and then he goes into her, I guess he's in her office. The carpeting in her office is shag?

Yeah, I don't remember if it was her office. But it's like, the first time you see that movie and then the next 20 times you see it, it never dawns on you. How fucked over that advice was that that guy gave him on the plane. Like, there should be a scene

where he runs into that guy in New York and punches him in the face. Because he was shoeless and went through a lot of shit and pain because of that guy's stupid advice that if you're tense, you should take your shoes off. Well, and his shirt's a different color

when he comes out the end of the heating duct as well. Well, yeah, because he went in, it was white, and then it came out gray because he went into a dirty heating duct. What about red? Yes. Allison wishes she were still in now. Red 2? That gives you Red 2, yeah.

I should have started with red two. No matter which way you cut it. Oh, he already said red two. Check mate, my friend. Back on you. It's been in 4,000. I know I gotta Surrogates was my deepest pull

That's the best I've got Scanning faces For some sort of telepathic thing He had one He sent it over Didn't make it I guess I'm gonna give up I thought of a few more

Me too Do you have another one Rich? No I don't But so up. I thought of a few more. Do you have another one, Rich? No, I don't. It's three of us. I'm on the spot. So Rich was still the last one to name one correctly, so he wins. Red 2, just a layup.

Four rooms. Mid-Rise Kingdom. Arm rooms. Mid-rise kingdom. Armageddon. Armageddon. Sin City. Sin City. I had that one in my head. Sixth Sense.

Sixth Sense, of course. And Unbreakable, of course. Expendables. Seventh Sense. I am inconsolable. G.I. Joe. Amy Adams. Last Man Standing.

That we always forget. When we do Bruce Willis or Christopher Walken, we always forget to do Last Man Standing. That's so funny. Disney's the kid This guy throws in Larry Larry You're already on the thing

I mean Good old Lawrence The sixth sense What the fuck That's embarrassing That's embarrassing I'm with you Oh yeah

Well you know When you're talking about Overlooking the obvious Arm of fucking Geddon Yeah Well I kept thinking Of the other one Deep Impact No no When you're talking about overlooking the obvious, Arm of fucking Geddon. I kept thinking of the other one, Deep Impact.

He's in Arm of fucking Geddon. They gave it a new title on DVD. It's the R-rated version. Ben Affleck takes a animal cracker and puts it in Liv Tyler's pussy. I couldn't believe it wasn't in the theatrical release.

No, it just dances around in her stomach in the theatrical, but he jams it right in there. Yeah. Apologies to David for being so crass. Apologies to David for being so crass. Apology accepted. Didn't mean to do that in front of you. Why apologies to just David? Because it was funny to apologize to a guy

when a woman's sitting next to me. I thought it would be funny, but nobody got it. Oath. But now I think it's funny. We'll start with Rich gets to pick the first category in the Leonard Maltin game. And then which order were we going in last time? We were going that way, so we got to go that way.

This is where it all goes away. So, David, you're next after. Okay. Just going to be guessing the sixth sense. Well, Rich kind of stumbled into a great position here by winning that last thing because the Blueberry Johnson category has come up, and that category is also known as You're In This,

and it's films that someone in this panel is in. That makes me nervous. Your next option, suggested by ChrisTaleM3 on Twitter, is you're in this. Or you're in a six-six. I'm sorry. Let me pronounce that right. Urine.

Urine This. Urine This. Urine This. And this film's where there's public urination. And your third option is called Cocktail, and it's movies with drinks named after them at the bar at the Arclight in Hollywood. That's a good category.

Which one of those would you like to play? I want to try that first one. Oh, movies you're in? Movies, Blueberry Jackson or whatever it was. Three stars from Leonard for this movie from 2006 that somebody in the panel is in. He calls the movie Slick and he says that several people appear as themselves in this movie

and he lists ten names. How many names can you get in Rich Summer? Listen, I don't know. I'm going to start with... I'm so happy Sam Levine isn't here today. Me too. He would have a heart attack right now. His little body would not be able to handle

what's happening right now. I'll go with... Oh, God. I'm going to start with 10 he says 10 names David I'm going to jump it down to 7

7 names he says it's a movie someone in this panel is in it so now I either go less or I say name that movie. Uh-huh. Name that movie. Okay.

A little unknown director by the name of M. Night Shyamalan had himself a breakout hit. All right, David, here's your seven names. Okay. Okay. Okay, your seven names are Rebecca Mader. Oh, I know this one. Tracy Toms James Naughton David Marshall Grant

Adrian Grenier Am I pronouncing that right, Rich? You are. Emily Blunt and Simon Baker. Simon Baker? What? Poor Simon Baker.

Here's a clue. Fucking mentalist? He was sort of a dick. Not in the movie, just on the set. Oh, okay. That of a dick. Not in the movie, just on the set. Oh, okay. That's a clue. I know the scenes. It's like a high school party, things along those lines.

It's a great scene. God damn it. You were in this? I was. I didn't make the 10, however. I noticed that. That's why you said 10? You just wanted to hear your own name?

I figured if I... No, if I had even said one, I would have eventually... I figured I would be last on it. So why not go zero? Well, I didn't know it until he said Rebecca Mader, and then I knew. Well, I thought... Here's the deal.

I thought it would be profoundly arrogant to presume that I was the only person who was in a movie in 2006. Oh, okay. Plus, I think Leonard would have given it more stars, but that's fine. You said three stars, and I thought this can't be that. Three stars, that's a solid good from a man watching a movie about the fashion industry or magazines. Look at that. You're throwing some hints. I liked it, though.

I'd give it three and a half. Okay. The Devil Wears Prada. That's correct. Wasn't it like a high school party she was at? She dates Adrian Garnier and then goes to some sort of party? They might be at a party at some point. Yeah, it's... There you go. Who did you play, Rich? and then goes to some sort of party. They might be at a party at some point.

Yeah, it's... There you go. Who did you play, Rich? I played a character named Doug. Oh, Doug. Oh, man! It's true. I was... Should do a spinoff called Doug's Life.

Stanley Tucci, Anne Hathaway, and Meryl Streep, of course. And Devil Weels Prada is legendary on Douglas Movies for being the movie where Pete Holmes got all the names and didn't know

what it was you got all ten yeah I think so I think that's what happened what is the tenth name huh Rebecca Baten-Mater

is the tenth name yeah that was the first nameaten-Mater is the 10th name. Yeah, that was the first name he heard. As soon as he heard a name from it, he was like, oh yeah, it's that movie I did in 2006. Yeah, that's why I love that category because I love a ridiculously unfair advantage that oftentimes still doesn't get taken advantage of.

When you bid 10, I was already cracking up. But it still worked out for... Oh, David got the point. So David is on the board. Didn't earn it. Not a fair point. Rich gets to... Yeah, we got to wrap it up.

It's fair or unfair. Somebody has to win. Wait a second. Did they try to fix it up. It's fair or unfair. Somebody has to win. Wait a second. Did they try to fix it? Is that what happened? I think that's what happened. Now it's a minute fast. Okay, Rich, would you like Valentine's Dre?

And that, of course, is romantic movies that have a hip-hop artist in them. You like at least half of that category. I really do. Want to Do Some Nines, and that's movies from 1999. And I think we're going to need a bigger coat, and that's movies where someone is frozen. Let's do Want to Do to do some nines. Okay. Would you like a movie from 1999 or 1999?

I'm going to go with 99. Three stars from Leonard for this movie from 1999. Sounds terrible. It's 123 minutes long. And, wow, I think I don't even know this. Alec Baldwin and Matthew Modine

appear unbilled in this movie. So they will not be amongst the eight names listed by Mr. Malton. How many names can you get it in? I'll start with eight. We'll see what happens. He says eight names, Allison.

Seven. Seven, David. Seven ninety-nine. I'll go six. I'm trying to make this intense. Six, Rich. I'll say name. I'm trying to make this intense. Six, Rich! I'll say name it. Unbuild.

David could take down this whole thing. What was the first to two? Oh, yeah. Six out of eight names. That's a lot. That's a lot of names. I should have just said five. If they could hear what I was thinking right now.

They would know. I just said five. If they could hear what I was thinking right now, they would know. Do you play board games that involve gambling? Yeah, I do very poorly. I believe it. Yeah, no, no, I'm not good. Gina McKee. Knew it.

Tim McInerney. Reese Ephans. Or is it Iphans? I think it's Ephans. Reese Ephans. I don't know. I think that's what it is. James Dreyfuss. Emma Chambers.

And Hugh Bonneville. I was hoping Hugh would help. Hugh did not help you. Two more names after that. Alec Baldwin and Matthew Modine are also in it. But Un- Build. And then it's 123 minutes long.

Three stars. 1999. minutes long. Three stars. 1999. 99. 123. Here's me sitting in a theater.

Just repeat everything. Do you have a... It's 1999, a strong year for you for overall memories? Yes, but... Can you think of a movie that you know came out in 1999? No. Just a guess.

I remember seeing that in 1999. Go ahead and guess one. Let me guess one. Okay. Come on, Dave. Come on. Just come up with a... The thing that sucks is when you just lob out a guess,

we go, that was 96, idiot. Okay. No one will say that. No one will. You're in a safe space. All right. No one will say that. You're in a safe space. I'm going to just wildly throw out the Hudsucker Proxy. Fucking idiot!

That was like 92. What a piece of garbage. That was tough for sure because the last two names are terribly, terribly helpful because they are Hugh Grant and Julia Roberts. And the movie is called Notting Hill. Notting Hill. So Allison gets a point. Who challenged him?

Rich gets a point. Rich is him? Rich gets a point. Rich is on the board. So David's got one. Rich has got one. You can still do this, Allison. Well played, Gomez. I was so excited when I almost had a point. I know, right?

Yeah. I tried to give you one. Thank you. You get to pick the category, though, in this next one. And then we go to Rich. You choose between. Oh, wait. I got to erase that Notting Hill thing because this next one. And then we go to Rich. You choose between... Oh, wait, I got to erase that Notting Hill thing because I don't want to accidentally play it again later.

I got one more juicy nines. Were you trying to get me to guess the sixth sense for 99? I wasn't trying to get you to do anything. It all comes up randomly. Because I wish I had guessed it. Would you like, Allison, Red Light Challenge? That's movies where there's a cab involved in a chase. Or Lunch at Tiffany's?

And not to be confused with breakfast at Tiffany's, this is romantic sequels. Well, I know David has the unfair advantage here. And your third choice. Oh, excuse me. Puff Puff Pass. Emily Blunt movies. that Leonard Mullen gave two stars or less.

Puff, puff, pass. Which one of them do you like? Cab Chase, Romantic Sequels, or whatever that last one was. Emily Blunt movies that Leonard gave two stars or less. Romantic sequels or whatever that last one was. Emily Blunt movies that Leonard gave two stars or less.

I'm surprised there are that many because she's so great. I'm going to go with Lunch at Tiffany's. Okay. The year is 2004. Two stars from Leonard. He calls this movie pointless but the lead character is likable oh no no I take it back

a likable character gets transformed into a charmless dunce according to Leonard you need to know more likable character gets transformed into a charmless dunce. According to Leonard. You need to know more. And he names a whopping 11 names

in the cast. How many will it take you? Alison Rosen. My old best friend. So there's 11. So I can name it in eight. Strong opening bid.

Thank you. Who did I say we go to next? I think you said Rich. Rich. And which year were we talking about? 2009? Four. We're going 2004.

Yeah. I think, again, if Sam Levine were here, I think I just, whatever I do, it's anathema to him as far as how I play this game because I don't play it well. But I'm going to just say name it. I hope that's the person you're playing for. I don't know why anyone else would be so excited. It's the person you're playing for or Marv Albert.

Those are the only people that should be going, yes. playing for or Marv Albert. Those are the only people that should be going, yes! Okay, so how many names do you get, Allison? Eight. Okay. Good luck.

Carrie Eme... Carrie Eme-ry? Celia Eme-ry. James Faulkner. Shirley Henderson. James Callis. Sally Phillips.

Jacinda Barrett. Gemma Jones. Jim Broadbent. That's seven. Come on, next one. Colin Firth. What's the movie called, Allison? I know Jacinda Barrett was from Real World

and went out with Chris Hardwick. What is that movie? Oh. Yeah, I don't know if it's going to come to you. It's a sequel, though, right? That's the thing. Shh. Wow.

Snarky. I know, if it's the one I'm thinking of, I know the actress, and... Crap, what is that called? What the fuck is that thing called? I don't know a lot of details. Just name it. Just say what it's called. Just blurt it out.

Well, I can blurt out the wrong one, but it's not going to be the right one. You're going to hear it from this guy over here. I know. No. Ella Enchanted 2? I like that. that's a funny approach to like look at me and then add a 2

if it if I start to look disappointed or leading you on to something else in addition to Colin Firth the aforementioned Hugh Grant and Renee Zellweger

it was the second Bridget Jones movie called Bridget Jones the aforementioned Hugh Grant, and Renee Zellweger. Oh! It was the second Bridget Jones movie called Bridget Jones, The Edge of Reason. Rich had every part of that. Bridget Jones, The Edge of Tomorrow. Bridget Jones, Live, Die, Repeat. Is this a new Bridget Jones movie? It's the same poster from Bridget Jones 2. So that means Rich is our winner?

I did it! Across the board. You're good at games. I swept. This is very rare for me. Yeah, do you want to make a speech or something? I get to eliminate the Lunch with Tiffany's category finally, so thank you for that. Do you like some of my candy? I feel like you've earned it.

You're welcome. Yeah, I've got some Skittles maybe. Absolutely, go for it. Thanks, just go in there? Yeah, yeah, those are victory Skittles. You want some? Did you know that they were originally going to do Skittles in E.T., but puppets don't like Skittles? Little known fact.

Skittles stain puppet fingers. And then the puppet's just busy licking his own fingers, tasting the rainbow the whole time. Alright. So we don't need your shithead because you won for the person you were playing for, Rich. So that was a bullet dodged. Come get

your prizes. Whoever made that delightful name tag. Come on down, dude. Oh, it's a girl. Oh, that's right. Sam. Sam, short for Sam Pamantha. Yeah, okay. So you get all this stuff.

Can you carry it all? Is it going to be alright? Do you need, should we get a valet to help you to your car? That shirt is going to fit you terrifically. Enjoy. Enjoy. Excellent. All right.

Oh, she is a burrito expert. See, people like it. There's a place for it in the world. She sounds like someone who studies stool samples. You gauge that from her saying that? Huh? Who says that? A burrito expert.

Oh, yeah. She just said very proudly, I am a burrito expert. And then I just imagined her looking at a giant shit. Why? I have no idea. Well, I think everyone did I mean it's pretty logical No no It was just me

Anything you gotta plug David Huntsberger? Yeah I do a monthly variety show Here in Los Angeles Called The Junk Show It has like music And magic

And stand up Screen animation That's May 10th I'll be in Chicago May 20th. And I did a special through Kickstarter that'll be out in like July. So if you keep an eye on davidhuntsberger.com, that'll be there.

And then Professor Blastoff's still going strong. So give that a listen. What's the venue in Chicago? At North Bar. Okay. It's the at symbol? I think it's the at symbol, yeah. I think it's called the at North Bar. Okay. It's the at symbol? I think it's the at symbol, yeah. I think it's called the at North Bar.

The at North Bar? That's weird. Where are you headed? I'm going to, yeah, just at North Bar. At North Bar. Rich, what's going on with you? How many episodes into Mad Men are we at this point? I think three have aired, which means four more.

And I've seen a lot of Harry Crane hate on Twitter. Is he really doing some terrible things this season? The way he treated Megan left a lot to be desired. Just sort of a douchebag, that guy. Alright. Do people,

is it like soap operas? Do people accost you like you're him? Yes. They are not always kind. That's so weird. Why do they do that? They look just alike. Yeah.

Sure, I look a lot like the character Harry. Well, no, right now I'd go up to him and go, oh, nice haircut, Harry. Finally got rid of the mutton chops or whatever. Whatever weird thing you're doing with your face. How many episodes till it ends? I think there are four left.

May 17th is the finale. So there's seven episodes in the final half a season. And also on Thursdays, I don't know if I mentioned this, I do a board game podcast that is available. Comes out on Thursdays. Thursdays.

Yeah, it sounds like, you know, between Mad Men on Sunday nights and that on Thursdays, shut-ins are set. Yeah, come out to the junk show. Don't be a shut-in. All right, don't be a shut-in. Allison, what's going on with you? Well, check out my podcast. Allison Rosen is your new best friend. I have...

People love it. Thank you. Yes, Doug Benson's been on. I have Jim Norton on Monday. You can get that, all the usual podcast places, iTunes or AllisonRosen.com. And follow me on Twitter, because lately, every time I tweet, I lose followers, and it's beginning to make me wonder, was it everything I said?

So seriously, if everyone in this room could follow me, I would feel better when I go home tonight. At alisonrosen, just one L. One L in Allison. Let's hear it for all my guests. Let me have that shithead. Let me have that shithead. Oh, I think I had a plug here, too.

Oh, I'm going to be at the Fort Wayne International Ballroom. It's a little lofty for a guy in a hoodie, but that's on May 7th. And as always, and thanks to everybody for coming out today it was a great crowd and as always David Letterman retiring as a shithead I guess everyone's just kind of like if he wants to quit

he's ready to go I don't watch it drop that mic shit's done son I'm the worst at drop the mic I do it before I finish my statement David Letterman that guy can go I'm so glad we have four mics up here

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