Doug Loves Movies - Riki Lindhome, Kate Micucci and "Werner Herzog" guest

Episode Date: October 15, 2015

Live at the UCB Franklin, Doug welcomes his old friends Riki Lindhome and Kate Micucci of Garfunkel and Oates and director Werner Herzog to the show. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds with 50 azipop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies! Hey there, hey everybody! It came in hot on that one. Hi, hey, everybody! It came in hot on that one. Hi, hi, hi! My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is The Lost Movies! Very professional.

Coming to you from the UCB Theater in Los Angeles, Franklin Avenue location. I have to say that now. Sometimes things happen over at the sunset location. It's Wednesday, October 14th, 2015. You guys got name tags, right? Jordan, where's your baseball? Oh, dude.

You see these once in a while now. You got to bring the ball. It's in the car. Columbus, Ohio. I'm doing stand-up Sunday at 420 at the Funny Bone. I'll be in Tampa. Really? I'll be in.

You're going to fly back in time for it? I am. I'm going to see you there on Sunday? Yeah. Holy shit. All right. Because I heard there's one seat left. So congratulations.

No, there's lots of seats left, I think. It's the funny bone in Columbus, Ohio. They like tore down a wall and made it like 400 seats. So, plenty of room. I'll be in Tampa on October 29th and 31st, and Nashville, Douglas Movies taping in Nashville on October 10th.

For deets on these shows and many more, pop over to DouglasMovies.comlasmovies.com douglasmovies.com From the corrections department, I said on last night's episode that the next Douglas Movies and Meltdown comics here in LA would be

on October 27th, which is happening and on sale, but the next, the truly next one, is actually on Thursday, October 22nd, and tickets are on sale for that one as well. Also, Sean Connery was not in a bridge too far. Prize bag.

Let's look in the, I brought an Uber Eats bag, because they give it to you in a nice bag when you order Uber Eats. We got a Douglas Movies t-shirt. This is a really big one, so I hope there's some big people out there. This was sent to me by PETA. PETA sent me a SeaWorldKills t-shirt. And I don't know. I just, I'm going to pay it forward.

Because I sort of like the message, but I also just think it's a little harsh. Pay it forward, because I sort of like the message, but I also just think it's a little harsh. I think they should take my hashtag that I've been using, shut down SeaWorld, rather than SeaWorld kills, because that just sounds like they're constantly murdering things. And maybe they are. Maybe I should do some research.

Lider from Chameleon Glass, MediCup, I'm forgetting what these things are called, because. Oh wait, it's written right on there. Meditainer, which is a grinder and a container at the same time. Which is why they should have called it a Grindainer. This is awesome. We're getting a call.

Hello? Yeah, latecomers are allowed. It's totally cool. This is for people that want to have the old-fashioned phone feeling. You can plug this into your... whatever you are using as a phone and have an old-fashioned phone effect. A copy of a promotional tool

and whatever this is. This is another marijuana-related thing. We put a bong on sale on eBay to try to raise a little money for getting Doug with High. And then eBay took down the auction because they don't do drug paraphernalia. Yeah, eBay can fucking suck. eBay kills you guys. So that's all the stuff I brought, but my guests, especially two of my guests,

are renowned for bringing a ton of stuff and fun stuff and personalized stuff for the bag. Please give a big warm welcome to Kate McEuchie, Ricky Lindholm, and Werner Herzog. They're super into seeing you guys. All regular guests. People stood up. That was, they're super into seeing you guys. All regular guests. People stood up. That was exciting.

Yeah, people stood up. I don't know why they did that. It seems like it's just something they did on their own. Yeah. It felt good. It should feel good. Did you tell them to stand up when we missed that part? It's something I've been saying on the show every episode lately.

It's like, you guys should start standing up for the guests, thinking that it would catch on. And then last night, one guy stood up. But this crowd tonight, the old UCB crowd, they knew what to do. You fooled me. I hate when I'm in a bad play, and one guy stands up, and everyone has to stand. And it's like an insincere standing ovation,

and everybody knows it. Well, also, most shows on Broadway now, doesn't everybody stand during the curtain call? Like every show. It doesn't matter how much you liked or hated it. I gotta stand up now. Because they've spent so much money, they feel like they have to think they had a great time. Let me just jump right to Werner for a second.

Werner Herzog. Hello, Doug. Noted serious-tition. What? Have you ever seen a Broadway musical? One time I went to see a production of Annie and to see all these poor children running around and singing about how terrible their lives are. I thought, who needs this? And I left. Does it turn around after that?

Oh, yeah. Annie meets a millionaire who adopts her. And I think he lets all the other kids stay with them as well. For like a week, but then she has to call him Daddy. It's not weird at all. Is this the Daddy Warbucks? Yes. This character? Doesn't everyone call him this?

Well, that's a good question. Technically, he does make everyone call him Daddy, because that's his name. Man, that is a power move I think I think it's happening call me daddy I think it's happening right now as we speak

at the Pantages so we could all just go see right now let's go let's be do the intermission thing yeah

where you just skate in and grab a seat and intermission second act yes then you can see how it ends you knew much more about musical theater

than I expected I think you know what I'm going to pitch this to you right now Then you can see how it ends. You knew much more about musical theater than I expected. I think, you know what? I'm going to pitch this to you right now. Take Grizzly Man to Broadway. That could be an amazing show. Some guy in a bear suit murders the other actor at the end, and they replace him every show.

The only way it could be authentic is if we were to have a real bear on stage. You know what? Why not? Weirder things have happened on Broadway. Like I heard at one point they tried to do a show with King Kong. With King Kong? Yeah, remember in the movie King Kong Jack Black brings King Kong over to

America and then they do a Broadway show with him? I see what you're saying now. I thought you meant they were trying to make a musical based on the film King Kong but you're saying the world within the remake of King Kong was a Broadway musical. Within the many remakes of King Kong because now there's another one that's just called Kong that's coming out. Oh, he has abdicated the throne? Yeah. He's no longer royalty. He's just Kong, so he has to like life on the streets.

Sort of richest rag stories. I also forgot to mention for the prize bag, my friend Paul F. Tompkins dropped by a bunch of stickers from all of the various projects that he's involved with. No, you shut up, Spontaneity Nation, Paul F. Tomcast, and a copy of

Paul F. Tomcast's You Should Have Told Me on a DVD. So all that's going in the prize bag. Werner didn't bring anything, but I think that's part of what your message to them is that they shouldn't expect empty gifts that mean nothing. Empty gifts that mean nothing is part and parcel of human life on Earth.

But, Doug, I actually... You are incorrect when you say I've brought nothing, because I have brought something for this audience this evening. This is a gift for everyone. Yes. Your presence is a presence. No, there's more than that. What a weird assumption for you to make.

I thought that's where you were going. What else do you have? I have made a discovery since the last time I appeared on your program, which is that your podcast is meant to be an entertainment and not an unending cruel test of movie trivia. Someone told me, no, it's for people to

enjoy. It's supposed to be entertaining. Yes, it's supposed to be fun. You're right. And so I worked up a little something by way of entertainment for your audience, if you would like to hear it. I would love to hear it. Ask me what films I have seen recently.

Oh, I'm going to do that in a little while. Can it wait until then? Or should we just get it out of the way right now? It can wait. That's the name of my campaign for not texting and driving by the way. Everything can wait. I just want to introduce them

before we get too deep into the show because Garfunkel and Oates are here. Hello. Hi. Hi, Doug. Ricky Garfunkel Lindholm and Kate Oates McCucci. I was listening to Ron Bennington recently

and he was mentioning they were talking about different people that were going to be on TV this week and the two of you are on At Midnight tonight. So they mentioned you. But his daughter Gail couldn't pronounce either of your names correctly. And I don't think they're that hard.

Lindholm, it's spelled like it sounds. Yeah, it's pretty straight up. Rikki I get, R-I-K-K-I, Rikki. But she threw in an extra L or something in your name. And then Mikuchi was a little mangled as well. That always happens. How do you pronounce it? Huh?

How do you pronounce it? Me? Yes. I lay into the kutch. Yeah. Mikuchi. You say Mikuchi. That would be incorrect, but it's Mikuchi.

She took it another way, like doesn't know how it's really pronounced. I have fun with it. Right. Just think Coochie. Just think Coochie. The two of you have some new stuff. What did you bring for the prize bag, first of all? Okay, so we brought two things.

Do you want to say yours? Okay, so, yeah, because Ricky has... This is just a bag from... Oh, I wonder where we got this. At Midnight. It's our gift bag from at Midnight. I use the At Midnight bags a lot for the gifts. But I drew a little drawing on the cookie box. There's some cookies in there.

It's luscious cookies, but you drew nice... And there's goodies from the... Garffunkel notes. Congratulations. There's goodies from the green room, like a macaroon crunch and a lollipop and a fudge strip thing and I don't know. Nerds! Those are all great. Yes. Oh, and some

Lifesavers for after we eat all that. They're mint. And the other thing is, so we just got the hard copies of our album in this week and they're not in stores. They're nowhere. So this is the first hard copy of our new album and it's signed by the first hard copy yeah it's the first one that anyone has yeah jordan's like why did i leave my baseball in the car such an opportunity all right so put that in there as well and it's going to be a two-bag night whoever wins tonight's getting two bags because i'm not taking one of these back with me.

There you go. Have you been to the movies lately? Werner? Yes, Doug. What have you seen recently? Of course, I like to keep tabs with my former scene partners. So I went to see my friend Tom Cruise

in the latest Mission Impossible film. And what I would like to do for you is share with you my impression of the villain in the film. The villain in Rogue Nation? Yes, this is by way of entertainment. I offer you a comedic mockery of this fellow's voice.

Okay, let's hear it. Mr. Hunt, you don't know. I will crush the impossible mission force and there's nothing you can do about it. Wow. That's pretty accurate. It was a wonderful performance because I like to imagine that there was a steel vice

clamped upon his trachea for the entire four hours of that film. I think it was a little shorter than four hours, but it did seem to drag on a little bit. Three and change. What about you, Ricky? Have you been to the movies lately? Or in any format. What was the last movie you saw?

I've been doing nothing but listening to the Hamilton soundtrack. So I feel like I've been, yeah. I'm addicted to it since it came out, so I've not been watching any movies or television. I literally, the second I get out of work, I start listening to it. And the second I wake up, I start listening to it. And that's all I've been doing. And movies or television. I literally, the second I get out of work I start listening to it and the second I wake up I start listening to it and that's all I've been doing. And Hamilton, that's the musical about appliances?

Yeah. It's about Alexander Hamilton. It's the greatest thing in the world ever. You've seen it live already? Yeah. More than once? No. Gonna see it again? Yes. I'm seeing it in November and I'm super psyched about it. Should I listen to the soundtrack

before seeing it or let it all explode in psyched about it. Should I listen to the soundtrack before seeing it or let it all explode in my ears? I think you should listen to it before because nothing can spoil it. Really?

It's so good nothing can ruin it. Yeah. Alright. But I second to that. So wait, you're both saying you don't see any movies

you just listen to the Hamilton soundtrack. I'm excited I saw a movie but I have been listening to the Hamilton soundtrack too. It's really good. I have also been listening to the Hamilton soundtrack? I'm excited I saw a movie, but I have been listening to the Hamilton soundtrack too. It's really good. I have also been listening to the Hamilton soundtrack.

There's no way that could be true. Why would I not enjoy it? What's your favorite song on that soundtrack? See You on the $10 Bill. That's a really good one That is a good one It's got a good beat

He goes My name's Ali Hams And I'm here to say It's fun to rap In a treasury way Kate What was this movie that you saw? I saw The Final Girls. Oh, that's a lot of fun, right?

So much fun. Middle Ditch has a pratfall over a stanchion, a velvet rope, that is hilarious. Yes, a stanchion. You know, stanchions are the things the velvet ropes are linked between. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. I didn't know that either. Ricky, did you know that the things that cause severe tire damage, they are called treadles? Did not know that either.

It used to be on the sign, do not back up, treadles cause severe tire damage. And then the country decided, no one knows what that word means. Best to just make it mysterious like we are peasants in a medieval kingdom. Do not back up. Severe tire damage. You don't need to know what's causing the tire damage. It's just going to happen if you back up. Treadle sounds kind of cute.

Maybe that is why they felt, oh, it's just some treadles. What am I worried about? They live in the walls and they take a bath in a thimble. Those tiny treadles. It's one of my favorite Muppet spinoffs, the treadles. Ricky?

Yes. Back to you. Yes. Seriously, you must have seen a movie. The last movie I saw was E.T. at the Bowl. No, at the Hollywood Bowl, and they played the soundtrack live, and it was amazing. The L.A. Philharmonic harmonic and when he takes off in the bike spoiler alert everyone was crying that's pretty moving it was moving and wonderful i heard that

that's uh screening uh they replaced the keys of the federal agents with guns as they did in the original but steven spielberg at some point was worried He did not want to have guns on the screen, so he digitally inserted keys on all their belts. But if you think about it, if you heard that an alien was coming to Earth, you absolutely would curve a gun. You wouldn't say, where are my keys? Right, and if they changed that so that he had keys on his belt,

they should have changed the character's name to Guns. Because his name is Keys in the movie. Because that one fellow... Oh, no, I'm sorry, you're right. It's not that everyone has keys. They are all given walkie-talkies instead of guns. Oh, okay. I was conflating the character of Keys with everyone else in the film.

Keys, keys, keys, keys on Van Nuys. I've been listening to the Keys on Van Nuys soundtrack every day all day. You should listen to that soundtrack first too. Before seeing it. Before going to buy a car.

Before seeing the keys on the next commercial. All right, well, now's the part of the show where I say, let the games begin. Yay!

Ooh. I am the ghost of games. Ladies and gentlemen, on stage... Are you alright? Yes. People made name tags, and you are going to select which ones you'd like to play for

and bring them back to your seat. This is always so hard. To stand up. I'm going to maybe get them on the horses today. Or throw your mic down. That's a cover of Entertainment Weekly? I like that. I don't think anybody's ever done that

before. Just take a cover and tweak it. Usually people do stuff involving printers. There's no ads in this show. It's an ad-free episode, so you got to hear the exciting name tag picking process.

Ricky, who are you playing for? Phil. It's the movie Up, and it says Phil Up. Why do you like that? Because it was the closest to me. Oh, okay. And also he was making a face like, please pick me. You were, yeah.

Oh, that's good. So I was like, all right. And I interpreted it as he really wants our cd he's got like a crazy darny donnie darko bunny on his shirt there i don't know what that is uh can you pass that down to me though for a second yeah i just want to did you say donnie donko darny darko donnie darko uh i like uh he wrote at the bottom, Doug Benson, and I gotta say, I'm excited to see Doug written in the Disney font. It's nice. It's real nice. He took some time out of it.

I kind of try to draw my Ds like that, but I don't have that kind of time. All right, good job, Phil Up. Who are you playing for, Kate? Con Aaron. Nice! And it's a very lovely

drawing of Nicolas Cage. Yeah. He's saying I heart Doug or he's thinking it while saying don't touch the bunny.

And who are you playing for, Werner? I'm playing for Yoni. I believe his name is. He has transformed the poster for the film Yogi Bear into a Yoni Bear and believe his name is. He has transformed the poster for the film Yogi Bear

into Yoni Bear, and he's also glued many fun-size chemical candy bars to the poster. And he's also superimposed his own face on Yogi Bear's face and dug your face on the boo-boo face. It is as if he is Yogi Bear and you are his little friend Boo-Boo and you're having fun with the picnic basket.

And all that candy, that looks terrific. I like that a lot. I presume it is safe to eat. Do you just, when you're picking name tags, is that like something you look for, something that has to do with bears? I'll be honest, it didn't hurt. It was a nice connection, like almost like they knew you were going to be here, or TJ Miller.

All right, the first game we're going to play tonight is a game to determine who goes first in the next game. So everybody's microphones are live, and you just shout out the answer as soon as you know it, because it's time to do some lines. You guys want to do some lines? Yes! Let's fucking do this shit. Yeah, I told him to give you a little less leash so you couldn't go bother everybody in the crowd.

I got no fucking leash. I'm like Jet Li. Shh. That's a deep cut. Jet Li. Shit. It's a deep cut. Jet Li. Shit. How you doing, man? Doing fucking great, dude.

I'm Mark fucking Wahlberg. What's up, Varner? How you doing, bro? It's nice to see you, man. Good to see you. Kate? Nice to meet you. Ricky?

Wow, why are they cold-shouldered at Ricky there? I don't know. Fucking text the dude back, bro. I'm saying, do you want to have hummus at the Arclight? You don't fucking answer me. That's fine. No one wants to have hummus at the Arclight. Well, they fucking should.

It's a high-quality restaurant. For those of you who don't know, the Arclight is a movie theater for white people. It's where I saw Straight Outta Compton. So did I. So, dude, you want to do some fucking lines? Yeah, I do. That's why I introduced you.

I was just out front eating beef duck and jerky. I tried to say, let's do some lines with Mark Wahlberg. So Mark's going to say a line from a motion picture, probably a classic, but I don't know what he chose. Before he does that, he's going to say look good, feel good maybe once or twice. You fucking get me.

I do. So that's Just Don't Guess, Boogie Nights. And here we go. I'll tell you what I'm doing, okay? I'll tell you what I'm doing. I'm trying to buy eight hot dogs and eight hot dog buns, okay? But I can't do that because they only sell 12 hot dog buns. They don't sell eight of them because some big old bigwig over at eight hot dog buns. Okay? But I can't do that. Because they only sell 12 hot dog buns. They don't sell eight of them.

Because some big old bigwig over at the hot dog store got together with the hot bun store. And they told each other, let's just sell these things. We'll get all these dumb wibbits to do this together. And every single nitwit goes into these stores. And they start buying 12 hot dog buns. And they buy eight hot dogs. Well, I'm not doing it anymore. This nitwit says no.

George Banks says no. nitwit says no. George Banks says no. Is that a comedian from the 80s? I mean, it sounds like Vince Vaughn. Oh, fuck. What has the character named George Banks in it?

You want me to do the whole thing again? No, I don't. Because I'm pretty sure we blow some fucking lines. I'm surprised none of the guests know it. Is it Father of the Bride? It is Father of the Bride! Whoa! Way to go, Kate.

Thank you. Thanks, Mark. Dude, I might be yelling shit at you. Donnie's trying to sell pumpkins door to door. Donnie's selling pumpkins door to door, so. Donnie, Donnie's selling pumpkins door to door. Can I say my favorite time of year is Halloween because it is when we assert our dominance over the vegetable kingdom

because they send their most formidable foe, the pumpkin, arguably the elephant of the vegetable kingdom, and each year we pummel it into dessert. I saw some lady on TV today, like on the Today Show or something going, things that say that

they're pumpkin flavored sometimes don't even have pumpkin in them. Like, no shit. Really? That pumpkin flavored candy doesn't have any pumpkin in it? Like, no shit. Really? That pumpkin-flavored candy doesn't have any pumpkin in it? I feel as if they are saying, they're laying their cards on the table when they say pumpkin-flavored.

They're not trying to deceive anyone. They're saying this will taste like pumpkin. They never say you're going to be picking pumpkin out of your teeth for days. Alright, so Kate gets to go first in this next game, which is going to be a little round of something called Last Man Stanton. There's a person in the audience that goes by the Twitter handle Brie Fiero.

Any relation to Guy Fiero? Where are you? There you are. Hi. Where are you from? Riverside. Thanks for getting away from all that meth. So she's going to suggest an actor or actress,

and then starting with Kate, and then we'll go to Werner, and then me, and then Ricky. I like to play along in this game. We're going to take turns naming the movies that that actor or actress has been in. If you can't think of one, you're out. If you make up one that's not true, like Wayne Fetterman's Puppet on a Chain.

One of the forgotten Sean Connery classics, Puppet on a Chain. One of the forgotten Sean Connery classics, Puppet on a Chain. Puppet on a Chain actually is a film. It's just not a Sean Connery film. It is a movie that exists. Sure, that's not going to trick me. I just need to clarify on Wayne's behalf

that he is not completely the fabulous that you make him out to be. I don't think he knows that that's a movie. All right, Bree. That's some random words he stumbled across. Like a monkey and a typewriter. Or Graham Elwood. Bree.

Paul Rudd. Oh, boy. Have you seen a lot of Paul Rudd movies, Werner? Every single one. He's very charming, and I think he's cute. I like him a lot, too. He's been on this show, and he's a wonderful dude,

and I hope I can think of some of his movies. I'm already blanking. Right? You're not first. Kate has to name the first one. Clueless. There you go. Let's just go back to the beginning. Right. Start with the first one out of the gate.

What about you, Werner? What do you got for Paul Rudd? Ant-Man. Okay, that's fair. I'll go with Wet Hot American Summer. Are you guys watching the Netflix version? I literally can't think of one.

I'm just watching movies right now, so I haven't seen it, but I'll check it out eventually. I know he's in every movie, but I did have two margaritas before I came here, so I'm going to say that I'm out what? I'm sorry listen I'm on another level we're in no hurry

take two and a half seconds oh god I know he's in that one with Jason Segel there you go what's that called? just say the name of that movie and you will be in business. Friend Brothers. Best friends.

You're my friend. We know each other. Can there please be a movie called Friend Brothers? Rose for Life. I like you. I love you, man! Yay!

I just had to talk through it, I guess. I don't know. I love this show. This show has come to the point where people cheer when somebody pulls out one movie. For guys in everything. Because we're going to come back around to you again.

You just listed so many not real movies, but then you got the right one. You did it. I did. Good job. You want another one from me? This is 40. Yes, of course.

This is 40. Werner? As part of his 40 duology the 40 year old virgin. Yes. I'll go with the object of my affection.

Knocked up. Thank you. You're killing it now. What happened to you? I don't know. You've changed. Yeah. The documentary that goes along with Wet Hot American Summer.

But what is it called? Is it First Day at Camp or something? I don't know. What is it called? I don't know. Probably. Shoot something like that. I don't know.

That doesn't really count as a movie. You could probably think of another one. Yeah, I'm sure I can. Yeah, you could. I've got to now do the name association. He's only in everything. Oh, you can. I got to now do the name association. He's only in everything. Oh, my gosh. Am I really blanking now?

And I didn't have two margaritas. Did you have three? You just had a taco. I had a Coca-Cola. Well, a half a one. Shoot, I don't know. I'm super blanking, guys. I think I was.

What was that one that was... Based on a play. Neil LaButte. Oh. Oh, what was that one? Yeah, what was that called? I'll be trying to think of that one. So you're out, Kate?

I'm out. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Paul Rudd, because I know I've seen more movies. Don't apologize to him. I'm pretty sure he's not a podcast listener. Anchorman, The Legend of Ron Burgundy. That's one. I'll go with Dinner for Schmucks.

I mean, I'm going to have to go with Anchorman 2. Woo! Thank you. Full title, please. Oh, what? Come on. Yeah, seriously. It's not Anchorman 2?

Yeah. Oh, then I don't know. I'll go with Monsters vs. Aliens. Wait, wait, wait. What? Okay, Monsters vs. Aliens. Yeah. Fair enough.

Now Kate, you have a little help here from Ricky. I thought I was out. Oh, that's right. Werner, you have a little help here from Ricky. If you don't take it, I'm gonna. Anchorman 2, the saga continues. If you don't take it, I'm gonna. Anchorman 2, the saga continues.

No. Is that what Ricky said? Because that is not my guest. I am just resetting. Blink it. I'm going to say... Our Idiot Brother. Oh, very nice pull.

Our Idiot Brother. nice pull. Our idiot brother. Anchorman 2 The Legend Continues. Is that wrong too? What is it? That's right. Somebody's like, no. It did not continue. Alright, so.

I'm trying to think of the name of it. It's... I just love how you've continued to hang in here. It's not super fun, but it's something like that. It's not what? Super fun, but it's something like that. Oh, something like super fun. Awesome fun. Super me.

Super... Super brother friends. Oh. It's... Okay, I can picture it. Super brother friends. Okay, I can picture it. Super fun times? That's rich my time. Super nice. Super bull.

Super guy. Super idiot. Super into it. Muppets most wanted. Nice. Thank you, Margaritas. Oh my goodness. That was amazing. It's most wanted. Holy crap.

All right. What was that super movie? What is that super movie? It may still be in play, so be quiet. All right, Paul. If he were here, he could guess. Would you like me to fill in for him? Yes, please.

Would you like me to fill in for him? Yes, please. The object of my affection. I said that. I know you did. I'm reminding you. I was going to go through all the ones that have been mentioned, but if you would prefer I do not do that, I will stop with the one that you have already said.

You can't think of the Le Butte one? With Rachel Weisz? He undergoes a transformation in the film. He starts out as someone unattractive and then he makes himself attractive but he does no good because he's in a Neil Le Butte movie

where everyone is a piece of garbage. That's true. I just can't think garbage. It's true. I just can't think of what it's called. Oh, I think it has the word science in the title. No. Lady behind me. No. A flat no.

Gravity? Does it have the word gravity? No. Laws of attraction. Does it? No. Laws of attraction. Does it have weight? Laws of attraction. No. He's not in that. Why not?

Right? I don't know what happened. There's a good part in there for you. They said his age in the script, but they never heard back. Wanderlust? Funny people. Ohust funny people as long as we're oh funny people i'm back you're out of control oh i don't know any except for these five uh well i was gonna stick with the david wayne uh movies and go the 10. Super bad. He's not in Super Bad.

He cameos in everything. I can't be wrong. Can I? No, you're done. Okay, I lost. I deserved it anyway. No, but you not only lost, but you also won. Oh, yay! Because you lasted the longest. Let's go ahead and hear it. What did we miss? Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Oh my goodness. The Shape of Things. The Cider House rules! It's the best Cider House. They came together. Another David Wayne. It's really easy when you're sitting out there. It really is. This is the movies.

This is the end. Even Mark Wahlberg knows one. Yeah, dude. He's in that. What's the one I was thinking of, the Lebut thing? What? Fat Pig was a play. No, not Fat Pig.

The Shape of Things, The Shape of Things. So the girl that kept saying no to me was thinking of Fat Pig. Which is a play. And I wasn't saying any words similar to those two Fat pig is a Neil Lebut play but it's not a movie Yeah it's a play The shape of things Hold on a second who is in the movie version of fat pig

We know it's not Paul Rudd He's been discounted Someone more famous is brother Why don't you look it up for us right now Like Donnie And then report You guys want to do a fucking line right now. Like Donnie? And then report. You guys want to do a fucking line?

Yeah. I don't really. I got other stuff I want to do. Dude, I got 25 minutes to kill. Donnie found out all he bought was squashes.

So he's trying to revamp his whole fucking business model. He's trying to sell some squashes now? Yeah, dude. I told him. I'm like, call it squash shit.

He sold out. All right, you ready to do it? All right, let's do a line. Can I play along? Fuck yeah, dude. Ready? Look and feel good. Be our guest.

Be our guest. Put our services to the test. It is fucking Beauty and the Beast. You thought that might have been a tough one? I just saw it yesterday. I didn't know how many people were aware. It's the candle from Law and Order, dude.

Lenny the Candle. Yep. All right, kids, stay away from carbs. All right. Stay away from cars, kids. Did he mean

cars? Did he say cars? He said carbs, but I think kids should be warned about cars more than carbs.

I thought he said cards. Cards? Stay away from gambling, kids. All right. So you know, Ricky, that that didn't count for anything what just happened. Oh, no. Thanks.

That was just Mark coming in and playing a game for fun. Cool, cool. But Ricky won it. But you did also win the last round, so you get to start first. Oh, good. Go first. Okay. And we're going to play a few rounds of reverse Malton.

Yeah. Is that the same as the Leonard Malton game? It's similar. Okay. But the opposite. It's in reverse. Okay. Yeah.

I'm going to give you three choices of films. You're going to pick the one you think you know the most actors in. So I'm guessing you might probably go with Superbad if it's an option. And then I'm going to tell you how many actors Leonard lists as being in that movie. And then you're going to bid on how many names you can name I forgot how hard this podcast is I don't know why I had a margarita it's really

I know I did I had half a coke and then after you bid how many names you think you can name then Kate can bid more names or she can challenge you to do that and so in that case it's similar to Leonard Mullen.

If you challenge and she fails, you get a point. But if you bid more, then Werner can bid more or challenge you. And it goes around like that. Switch the order every round. It's very much like Leonard Mullen game, but not. But in reverse.

Yeah, put it in reverse. That's the slogan for the next Fast and Furious movie. Let's back up over some treadles. I gotta find this thing and then do it three movies you get to pick from

do you know more people that were in West Side Story Grease or Mamma Mia oh Jesus oh Jesus was the working title of Mamma Mia I'm gonna say Mamma Mia

Mamma Mia the'm gonna say Mamma Mia okay Mamma Mia the movie from 2008 Leonard lists uh eight names how many of those eight people

in that movie running around singing on a beach I can name five she says she can name five Kate I can't

oh I mean no good job She says she can name five, Kate. I can't. Oh, I mean, no. Good job, poker face. Yeah. I definitely can't name five. I can only name three. So would I be best to challenge Ricky?

Well, now that you said that. Yeah, you could have confidently bid more, but something tells me Werner would have told you to name those people. Yeah. So the best bet here is I hope that Ricky can't name all five. Okay. Meryl Streep. Hang on, Ricky.

Amanda Seyfried. Slow down, Ricky. Meryl Streep, yes. No? Hang on a second. What? I'm not going to say yes or no to each one. Oh.

You just have to name five. Okay. And then I'll tell you if you're right or not.eryl streep amanda cypher pierce brosnan dominic cooper and colin firth that's correct yes thank you damn you like ripped through those well i was afraid i was gonna forget you know when you're really focused you don't even memorize the phone number you're like three two three it was that was was happening i You don't even memorize the phone number and you're like, three, two, three, eight. It was that was happening. I think you almost just gave your phone number out.

Yeah. Well, we've really narrowed it down. Three, two, three. Look out for them stalkers now. All they got to do is guess the other eight numbers. Seven numbers, dummy.

Doug is on his third margarita. Also featuring Christine Baranski, Julie Walters, Stellan Skarsgård. Did you say Pierce Brosnan? Yes, I did. Quick impression of Pierce Brosnan singing you in that movie.

You know what he did? He was camp singing. He's like, for love. You know how they do at camp? Yeah, but you think they'd take him in a studio and say, stop doing it that way. It's hard to say no to Bond. Like you're in a musical.

Doug, I beg your pardon. Did you say in there somewhere, Stella Skateboard? Stellan Skarsgård. I misheard you. I apologize. He must have been in one of your films. He seems like he's up for being tortured. I wouldn't be surprised.

I think so. All right, so Ricky has a point. And this next round, I'm going to change it up and we'll start. Are you laughing at me having a point? No. How I was clapping. She's clapping by just gently tapping the table.

As if she's the Queen of England, she is just gently tapping on the tabletop to signify her approval of the proceedings. Yes. She's telling someone in Morse code how she feels. Werner gets to pick this time, and then we'll go to Kate. I accept the responsibility.

You get to pick between three movies that I picked from outer space. Apollo 13, Moonraker or Mars Attacks I keep forcing Mars Attacks in this game because I just want someone to eventually pick it not saying you have to

but which one of those three do you think you know the most of the cast Mars Attacks there we go finally Leonard Liss all the actors working today they're all in here let me see if any of them are dead maybe one or two he lists six seven eight eleven fourteen seventeen twenty names he lists twenty 17, 20 names. He lists 20 names. 20 names for this epic

Leonard calls it an overly self-satisfied spoof. The old OSSS. What's the right amount of self-satisfaction to have? I don't know. Probably any amount might be irritating. He only gave it two and a half stars. But how many out of 20 names do you think you can name, Werner? I can name five names of Mazatecs. That's a strong opening bid.

We go to Kate. Now, see, a thing that I neglect to tell the guests about backstage is, you know, sometimes you can, you know, like a poker game, you can pretend you know and be like, be alright six easy or whatever and then maybe Ricky wouldn't challenge you she'd have to bid more I don't know how to do poker

face I think I don't know I definitely don't know I don't know so so do I just challenge you to your five, right? Yes. You're challenging him to five, but just for fun, I'm going to make you name ten. I think you could do it. We'll see. Okay, go.

Jack Nicholson. Lisa Marie. Jim Brown. Wait a second. Michael J. Fox of course our old friend Pierce Brosnan here's where it gets interesting

Bernard Malamud Spalding Gray William Esparos Jim Dale and Elaine Stritch oh so there is a dead one in there and Sylvia Sidney

but she also is dead isn't it weird that that's like the one I knew yeah dead one in there. And Sylvia Sidney, but she also is dead. Isn't it weird that that's the one I knew? Yeah, I felt like you just didn't know anybody from Mars Attacks, but you knew Sylvia Sidney was in there. I knew Sylvia Sidney. Do when people bring up Mars Attacks, do you say, oh, the Sylvia Sidney movie? Yeah.

She sticks out in my mind. She was a memorable lady. Of course, Jack Nicholson played multiple unmemorable roles in that movie. At least two. His wife in the film, do you remember?

Glenn Close. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Annette Bening was in there. Danny DeVito, Martin Short. Rod Steiger. He's always fun to have around Also dead Tom Jones Lucas Haas was in there

Paul Winfield Joe Don Baker, Christina Applegate And then You could have said this as a joke Barbet Schroeder is in the movie Or is it Barbie? Barbet? Yeah, so Werner Herzog has a point everybody Yeah Barbet Schroeder is in the movie? Or is it Barbie? Barbet? Yeah.

So Werner Herzog has a point, everybody. Yeah. Which is the name of his latest documentary. Werner Herzog has a point. Where he has something to say about texting and driving. Don't do it. It can wait. Very short film.

Okay. Ricky's yawning now. No. People at home don't know that. Does booze also make you sleepy? No. Yeah, I don't know. Listen, I'm doing my very best

and getting points. I shouldn't have told you about the margaritas. Or yawned in front of me. I can't yawn? I feel like I'm just letting oxygen into my body and it's healthy and it feels good. What are the rules of live performance? No yawning on stage? I think yawning generally, unless you're setting up a yawning bit of some kind.

Can we check email or what is the ruling? Don't do that either. Especially during these games because people think you're setting up a yawning bit of some kind. Can we check email or what is the ruling? Don't do that either. Especially during these games because people think you're cheating. I apologize for my yawning. Don't apologize. Okay, then I take it back. I just feel bad that you're that kind of tired because I've been there. I know how you feel.

You've yawned before? Yeah. It's crazy over here, you guys. I've done it. I've yawned on occasion.'s crazy over here, you guys. I've done it. I've yawned on occasion. That's a new level of tired. I'm a hypocrite because it always bugs me when people go, oh, don't do that.

Like you're going to make them yawn. And then I just did that to you. You did. No more yawn shaming, you guys. Let's take that out of society. Thank you. So I won this round. Yes. Good. Don't text or yawn while driving. And we're back to you, Ricky.

You get to pick. Okay. That's why I was especially upset about the yawning, because you're at a very exciting point in the game. I'm sorry about that. Because you have a point, Werner has a point, and you get to pick the next movie. Oh, good.

Who do you know more people from? The Hunger Games, Silver Linings Playbook, or American Hustle? All of which have similar people. American Hustle. We're going American Hustle. Okay, that's a great one. Because Leonard just lists five names.

Oh, I can name four. What a weird time to hold out on us, Leonard. I can name four. That movie had a lot of actors in it. Four names. You're going to name four out of the five that Leonard lists? Yes, the four people on the poster. Okay. I bet you all five of these are on the poster now that I look at it, but maybe not.

Kate? You're going to name the four. Okay. Bradley Cooper, Christian Bale, Amy Adams, and Jennifer Lawrence. No? That's correct. Oh, okay. I was like, did I forget that poster?

Oh, okay. Yeah, and Jeremy Renner. Yep. Would be the fifth one. He's probably on the poster, isn't he? Or no? I forgot about him. What about Louis C.K.?

What about him? Didn't make the cut with Leonard. He's like, I don't care about people getting hit by a phone. If you look up casino, Don Rickles isn't listed. I know, it's a good poll, right? The video that someone has assembled that is on YouTube that shows

Louis C.K. mocking the audience of Inside the Actor's Studio then showing Bradley Cooper in the audience on Inside the Actor's Studio, then him mocking Louis C.K. in the film is one of the most sublime things I have ever seen.

If you have not seen this, I urge all of you, you must watch it immediately. It really does come around quite nicely that Bradley Cooper gets to just smash him in the face with a phone. As few things in life do. I think Ricky answers too fast because... She's about to pass out.

I had to yawn and get ready for it. I answer too fast? No, no. I'm just using that as an excuse. I didn't plan enough games for this show because of your fast answers.

Oh, my bad. I'm blaming you for no reason. Yeah. I answered that Paul Rudd stuff really fast. Ricky is our winner,

everybody. Wow. So Phil up gets both of the bags. Come and get them. There you go. Yay, Phil Up. Congratulations. Thanks, Phil Up. We've got no shithead on the back of the Yoni bear.

You forgot a pen. I'm sorry. You forgot a pen? You must come up and write it right now. There's a pen here. Is he calling it forgot a pen? You must come up here and write it right now. There's a pen here. Is he calling it out to you? No, he just said it. It's a pretty good one.

As timely as today's headlines. This one's got one, though. Oh, speaking of today's headlines. Oh. That got one, though. Oh, speaking of today's headlines. That's a good one. Yeah, there's the shithead and then a frowny face under it as if to really say, yep,

that is a shithead. Where is Con Aaron? You gotta have this back. It's too nice for us to keep. Congratulations. I'm sorry, Con Aaron. And we don't need Ricky's shithead because you won on his behalf.

Yep, you're welcome, Phil. Although it's, I don't know, that's funny. I don't know who that is, but it's, anyway. So now maybe we do have to say it. It's really weird. What is your beef with ABC7's George Pinocchio? I mean, Pinocchio just wants to be a real boy. Why would you be mad at him?

Where is Phil? There you are. He's the worst. Worse than Sam Rubin of KTLA? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know of any morning TV entertainment reporters that I love. But, I mean, I don't know. He's not in mornings.

When is he on? He's like, he'll come on Emmys, yeah, and he'll come on like midday and be like, The Martian is in theaters! He's stuck on Mars! I'd watch that for hours. Would you like to know a fun fact about ABC 7's George Panacchi?

I very much would like to know a fun fact. His wife makes all his vests. You're right. I mean, I don't know who makes them, but that's probably true, because he's always got a vest on. It is absolutely true. I have heard him say it.

All right. So we got to do something with this little... Fuck it. You guys want to do some fucking lines? Yeah. Yes, yes, yes. Thanks for taking the hint, Mark. I keep forgetting that he is in the building

and then it is a terrible start when he bursts through the curtains screaming. Don't be afraid. It's just fucking talent. Are you eating beef jerky? I told you at the top of the show, I was out front eating fucking beef jerky. I came in, Doug's here.

Let's do this shit. Half the time I walk in, it's four white dudes in hoodies just making shit up. You ready to do a fucking line, Doug? Yeah, okay. You do look good. Feel good.

Alright, here's the fucking deal, okay? I'm gonna take your fucking cheeseburger and I'm gonna put it right up here. And then every day you bring in your fucking change, your dollars, or whatever the fuck you got, and you hand it to me. And what I'll do is I'll put it together until you have enough money to pay for this fucking cheeseburger. And then on that big fucking day, when you do have enough goddamn money to pay for that cheeseburger, guess what I'm going to do? I'm going to take that cheeseburger, and I'm going to give it to you. Goodburger.

No, it is not fucking good. Clerks? I thought the same thing. Keenan and Kel and Goodburger. No. I always think of Goodburger, too. It's not Clerks? I don't think that's true.

What's that? Clerks? No, it's not Clerks. Clerks 2. Who else works behind the counter? It's not Fast Times at Ridgemont High? Jay and Bob Strike Back? No. Tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna take your little cheeseburger and I'm gonna put it right up here. Yeah, we got it. And every day you bring your goddamn change. Right. And I'm gonna put it towards this cheeseburger. And then when you have enough money,

guess what? I'm gonna give you your fucking cheeseburger. Oh, Popeye, Popeye. No? Is it the brave little cheeseburger? No then when you have enough money, guess what? I'm going to give you your fucking cheeseburger. Popeye, Popeye. Is it the brave little cheeseburger? You want another line from this movie? I guess so. We don't know what it is from that. Tell me you don't love me. I don't fucking love you. Empire Strikes Back.

It is not Empire Strikes Back. That's where she goes, I love you. And he says, go fuck yourself. You want another line? Yeah. How you doing? Well, I got her number, so how do you like those apples? Good Will Hunting!

It is fucking Good Will Hunting! I can't believe you've been doing this show this long, and you finally got around to Good Will Hunting. It didn't deserve it until today. Right up here. Oh. Do you have some bad feelings about not being in that movie? I've never met a janitor that smart, but whatever. Okay. Who is the smartest janitor you have some bad feelings about not being in that movie? I've never met a janitor that smart, but whatever.

Okay. Who is the smartest janitor you have met? The dude who played the janitor on Breakfast Club. He ended up becoming a janitor at Paramount Studios. I'd see him every fucking day. I'd be like, living it, dude. John Capellos. He's so fucking good, man.

He was great. You want to do another line? Sure. Yeah. so fucking good, man. He was great. You want to do another line? Sure.

Yeah. How many do you have ready to go? All of them, bro. You just memorize every script and then sometimes you get the part? Fucking IMWDB up here.

All right, ready? Before you were born? Before you were born? Before you were born, your parents used to stay up all fucking night. They'd stay up just talking and drinking wine and watching the sun come up. And then you came along and it's me, me, me. Why, why, my? He touched me. He took my bear.

Baby's day out. It is not baby's day out. Ted? It is not fucking Ted. He touched me. He took my bear. He touched me. He took my bear.

You know what you are? You're a man. A man who needs his mommy very, very badly. That's the fucking follow-up line to that. Psycho? Mm-mm. That dude did not need his fucking mommy. Mr. Mom?

You want another one? Same movie? Yeah. Sure. I see it. I see Sure. I see it. I see it. I see it. Poltergeist.

You're in there, Peter. You're in there. Hook? It is fucking Hook. Fucking Hook. He touched me and took my bear? Yeah, that's when he's telling those kids. What was the first line again?

You're in there. I see it. I see it. You're in there, kids. What was the first line again? You're in there. I see it. I see it. You're in there, Peter. What about the thing about the bear? Oh, that's when fucking Hook's yelling at these kids. He's ungrateful little fucking shits. Before you were gone, your parents were happy,

and then you came along and fucking cried all the time. He touched my bear. He took my hair, whatever the fuck it is. Dustin Hoffman says that? No, it's Hook, dude. You said he touched me. He took my bear, which is a lot darker. You said he touched me, he took my bear, which is a lot darker.

You said he touched me, he took my bear. It's all about context. Touched my hair. Where did he touch you on the bear? I wasn't in it, but he touched me.

Could you show us where he touched you? Probably like on the shoulder. Ricky, may I ask, are you an only child? No, I am not. Did you ever have the anguish of a sibling touching you that you did not wish to only child? No, I am not. Did you ever have the anguish of a sibling touching you

that you did not wish to be touched? No, not yet. You never know, it could happen. Did they ever do the thing where they put their hand very close to you and say, I am not touching you? All the time. All the time. All right, Taka, I'm going to give you one more. Ready?

Alright, I was going to... No, people deserve this shit. Here we go. I pushed my sister down the stairs and one day I went to the movie theater and I was up on the balcony and I just started going, Ha! Ha! Is that how people throw up? Ha! And I made all these people throw up on the balcony and I just started going, Ha! Ha! Is that how people throw up? Ha! And I made all these people

throw up on them. What ever happened to baby Jane? No. Pushed my sister down. Yeah, I recognize the throwing up from the balcony on people.

That happened at, Paul Rudd was in a play a couple years ago on Broadway. It happened at, Paul Rudd was in a play a couple years ago on Broadway. It was Fat Pig. Three days of rain. And somebody threw up from the balcony onto people below.

I can't imagine just watching a play and having vomit rain down on you. What did the actors do? Are they like... I think they closed Broadway for a week.

I think they dimmed the lights for a night. Doug, maybe check in with the young lady on the Fat Pig update. Okay. What's the newest

on Fat Pig? Who was in the movie adaptation of Fat Pig? I was wrong. She was wrong, it turns out. Thank you. What's that feel like?

I know what the Paul Rudd play was, though. It was Three Days of Rain Now I know all Paul Rudd stuff No that wasn't the play I was talking about One minute of throw up Yes

We still haven't guessed what this one is It was a different play but it was with Michael Shannon And Ed Asner But I can't remember what it was called Luke Rudd's The Monster You ready? For what? I'm going to fucking give you another line from this movie

because I can't believe you haven't got it. Wait, what's the first line? I threw up. I pushed my sister down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog and the worst, worst thing that I ever did of all time was I went to the movie theater and I went up on the balcony

and I started going, and then I threw fake puke all over the people below me. Hey mom, I'm starting to like this kid. Hey mom, I'm starting to like this kid. fake puke all over the people below me. Hey, Mom, I'm starting to like this kid. Hey, Mom, I'm starting to like this kid. Fake puke? Wait.

I missed the fake part the first time. That's the next line? Hey, Mom, I'm starting to like this kid. AI. Do you want another line or do you want me to tell you

who says, Hey, Mom, I'm starting to like this kid? I'd like another line. Yeah. Okay, ready? I know I know this movie. It's so close.

We had a fight and when we ran away and there was booby traps and we got in a fight on a pirate ship and then there was a... Goonies!

Goonies! It is fucking Goonies! The Goonies! Oh, he just threw beef jerky For the listener at home, I just gave protein to the audience.

No, he just... In the best way. threw beef jerky at the audience. For the listener at home, I just gave protein to the audience. In the best way. Those beef jerky bags have pointy edges there, Mark. You shouldn't just throw them into the crowd. Who got them? Because seriously, that was an open bag of beef jerky that was sitting backstage. So I would not, do not eat that. You're welcome. Doug, is there a maximum running time for this show?

No, it's just we have a little bit more, we have some leeway when we're at 8 o'clock here at UCB because we can go till 9.15. Oh, wow. And it's 9.04, yeah. I thought those games would take longer than they did. I'm just really good at them, I guess.

Or I'm really bad at them and I'm just like, just say the thing you think. Yeah, it's all your fault, Kate. I made the game go too fast, guys. Maybe you do a little bit of Last Man Stanton with the best fucking movie star here. Really? Why not, dude?

All right. Let's do Last Man Stanton with the best fucking movie star here? Really? Why not, dude? All right. Let's do Last Man Stanton with Joe Pesci. Motherfucker. Oh, God. Oh, no. He's not here, but... All right. Do you guys want to do a Mark Wahlberg round?

Oh, yeah. Sure. All right. Last Man St do a Mark Wahlberg round? Oh, yeah. Sure. All right. Last man standing, Mark Wahlberg. And we'll start with Ricky. Boogie Nights. Yeah. Fucking great.

Oh, I didn't know that's how this was going to go. You get a little commentary about each one. It's like an Entertainment Weekly article. We're doing Mark Wahlberg. Five to see it, ten to touch it. Ted. Ted, all right. Solid.

Werner. Ted, two. Yeah, thought you might go to that one. I'll go with contraband. Oh, you think you're the only one who brought a gun? Wait, that's the first one that you could remember a line from? What are you talking about? Five to see it, ten to touch it.

It's the end of boogie nights, brah. Oh, right, sorry. I'm blanking again. For the listener at home, I'm talking like God. I thought you were just making offers No those are Donnie prices Yeah that's what I was going to say I was wondering if the price has gone up

With your Stardom Ricky? Transformers 3 Uh oh You really got yourself in trouble there Was that wrong? No it's just we're really into full titles Transformers 3. Uh-oh. You really got yourself in trouble there. How? Was that wrong? No, it's just we're really into full titles.

What was the full title of Ted 2? Ted 2? Ted 2. Damn! Okay. Ted 2 A New Dawn Awakens. Oh, the full title of Transformers. The...

Oh, man. Okay. The transformation continues, man. Okay. The transformation continues? The machines... Again with the transforming? Yeah. All right. Transformers 3, almost transformed.

Okay. Close to full transformation. Transformers 3 give me two more seconds I got this I'm trying to think of another movie and I don't have anything so what if he does a line from another movie

okay do a line and I'll see if I have one you want a line from another movie? sure if I have one. You want a line from another movie? Sure. Why are you doing this to us? Why are you trying to hurt us? The fuck am I doing? I'm talking to a plant right now.

They're happening. Where's Ricky's turn? It's been her turn for ten minutes. I'm going to go. We can take it. Why am I here? If you can't come up with what comes after the colon,

I don't want to hear any more from you. Fair enough. Fair enough. Kate. I heart Huckabees. Fuck yeah. Who doesn't? Me and Russell.

Cautious shit. Okay, so Werner said the happening. What's that one about? Fighting. Is it the fighter? The fighter. I was just about to say that. The fighter. I'll take it. I said it before you did. Next.

But it was my turn. I have to think of another one. You already lost. Oh god. Okay. Because you couldn't think of the rest of Transformers 3. I'll give you a hint. I played a cop. In Transformers 3? In all of them, bro. Whose turn is it, Doc? I don't know. I think

Kate's still in, right? Yeah, but I'm about to be out because I can't think of any more Mark Wahlberg movies. Oh, he's been in so many good ones. What's that one where he's a cop? May I go? He's like a cop?

Maybe. Okay. Oh, yeah. What is that one? Oh, shoot. Cop Time. Oh, yeah. He was a cop at something.

Cop Time. I turned down Cop Time. It's the opposite of Time Cop. It's about a cop who doesn't go anywhere at all. Right. He's a shut-in. The Pope. No, the shield, the blue.

What is happening? I don't know. The Force. Transformers 3, Revenge of the Fallen. Yes. Oh, yeah. That's it. Now you go, Doug.

That's what it's called. It is just us now and no one else. Wait a second. Oh, yeah. It's part four that it's called. It is just us now and no one else. Wait a second. Oh, yeah, it's part four that he's in. Doug, I tried to give you one. You won the game. I win. And now the prize is we can all go home.

Yeah, unless you're waiting for Donnie. The Departed, the other guys, the Gambler. Other guys. It's got Thine and it's got Mark Wahlberg in it. Cop Hour. The Departed The Other Guys The Gambler Other Guys It's got fun and it's got Mark Wahlberg in it Cop Hour Four Brothers

Broken City Two Guns Who's counting? Fuck yeah I do a big hit Renaissance Man That's where I fucking broke out

Or just a little movie that Reese will never forget Fear Basketball Diaries Basketball fucking diaries Three Kings Entourage Movie Yeah technically Are we talking about movies I saved? You fucking know it basketball diaries basketball fucking diaries three kings entourage movie you know technically

are we talking about movies I saved you fucking know it yeah your cameo was really the highlight in that one did I say four brothers because it deserves repeating

is that it because we can also say fucking date night we do this all night people we really can do you have any anything you'd like to plug? I just hope I see you guys at the gym. Other than that, look good, feel good.

All right, Mark Wahlberg, everybody. Kate and Ricky are going to record a new special. Yep. And people can still get tickets? Yep. Which city are you going to do that in? Seattle at the Neptune Theater. Beautiful Neptune Theater. October 23rd.

Please come see us. It's going to be fun and there will be kazoos and we're going to sing and we're going to have a great time. And there will be a bear and touching. You never know. I did my Netflix special, Doug Dynasty, was at the Neptune, and it's a wonderful facility. Ask them to go get you some hamburgers after. Okay.

There's a good hamburger joint nearby, and they'll bring a box of them over, and then you just stand around and eat them. Nice. I wish I could remember the name of the hamburger place. Box of Burgers? Dicks! That's right, you assholes. I thought he was just yelling that.

Yeah, Dicks Hamburgers. They're delicious. We're not setting you up. We're not trying to get you to show up to the Neptune Theater going, hey, can you guys get me some dicks? Yeah. We forgot to put in our. We're not trying to get you to show up to the Neptune Theater going, hey, can you guys get me some dicks? Yeah. I'd like to ask you a show. We forgot to put in our rider, but we need a lot of dicks after the show.

I want to stand around and eat it. Yeah. But after the show, yeah, we'll just be like, you know what we need? We're going to stand around and eat some dicks. Yeah. Does the special have a title? Trying to be special. Really?

Yeah. I love it. And what's the date again? Did you say the date already? October 23rd 23rd That's a Friday? Yep There you go

Everybody in Seattle You guys gonna go back up to Seattle? No How'd you know about dicks? Seattle I guess they have Wait what? Really?

You going back to Seattle? No How'd you know about dicks? Seattle It's kind of what they're known for? No. How do you know about dicks? Seattle. It's kind of what they're known for. It's like the Space Needle and dicks. Seahawks, Space Needle, dicks.

They are that good. Werner, what do you got to plug here? I would like to promote taking your shoes off after a long day? Do we have to scrunch up our toes in the carpeting John McClane style? I wouldn't recommend it. No. Turned out badly for him. He's running around barefoot the rest of the movie because some guy on a plane told him to do that to relax. If you look at that film, that

is the inciting incident. Yes. That and meeting Argyle, who likes to sit in the limo with the music so loud he can't hear that the building he's in is exploding. It's been a while since I've seen the film. There's a character named Argyle. Argyle is the young limo driver who just is partying.

He's got the music on real loud and talking on the phone to somebody. So he doesn't hear that the building's exploding. It's one of the few flaws in a perfect film. Spoiler, he does come to the rescue at one point, eventually. Eventually Argyle helps out. Yes, thank you, Argyle. Thank you to Kate Micucci, Ricky Linholm, and Paul F. Tompkins. Micucci.

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