Doug Loves Movies - Rob Benedict, Arden Myrin and Jerry Trainor guest

Episode Date: March 27, 2021

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There's still not one that he won't see because Doug loves movies. Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies coming to you from the Austin, Texas, in our hearts for another Homes Alone edition. We've been making these for about a year. The last show that I did with guests in person was in austin texas like last march because

i i went out to austin for south by southwest like thinking well it's canceled but you know little smaller events will occur and we'll try to make the best of it. And then, you know, nothing happened at that point. So I just ended up hanging out in Austin during a pandemic. But it was a nice place to start. My guests today are all my friends and regulars from the Will You Accept This Rose podcast. So this is a special crossover event, especially for South by Southwest. We've done Doug loves movies at South by, I think every year for the past like 12 or 13 years, maybe, maybe not that long, but for a long time. And so I'm excited to do this special video Zoom edition for South By with my guests

who have been waiting so patiently for me to say their names. Arden Marine, Rob Benedict, and Jerry Traynor. Hello. Finally. Hi, Doug. Finally, you got to speak. You're all so good, just quietly waiting. It was hard. It was quietly waiting. It was hard.

It was really hard. It was difficult. I thought about busting out a monologue or something to see if you'd just hang out during it. I would have. I wouldn't have liked it. I would have waited. I've got some sides from a Blue Bloods audition.

Lieutenant. Lieutenant, Lieutenant, the finger does not belong to the man. I just did a spec script for blue bloods. I don't want to be on blue bloods because I don't need Tom Selleck in my ear all day about reverse mortgages. You won't shut up about it. You will not let it go. He's like, isn't my first rodeo and i go we're

not at a rodeo this might be your last rodeo because it's not actually a rodeo tom let's say hi to everybody in order of times they've appeared on the show. So let's start with the newest of newbies. It's his first time. Be Gentile. It is Jerry Traynor. Hi, Jerry. Hey, Doug. Super excited to be here.

Big fan, long-time listener, first-time caller. I love your headphones. Thanks. They're exciting. You seem like a Star Wars character chilling in his dorm room. That's what I was going for. An adolescent Star Wars character. Waiting for his stormtrooper dad to come home from the Death Star,

but he never came. Never came home one day. Well, you know what did come home to Jerry trainers life. That's a reboot of I Carly coming soon. Coming soon. Netflix. Netflix. Yeah.

Well, Paramount plus. Oh, that's right. There are the first, uh, three seasons. Two seasons for some reason.

Yes. Are on Netflix now. That's correct. They did that like a drug dealer to get you hooked. Got it. The first couple of seasons are free. And then climb the mountain. Come on up to the Paramount.

A whole new batch of kids that are discovering Uncle Steve right now. My friends can't. Uncle Steve? I got to go. Uncle Steve? Is that who you are? Are you Uncle Steve? Arden!

Arden. Are you Uncle Steve? I don't have kids. Arden, you're wearing his face on your pants. You literally are wearing Uncle Steve's skirt skirt and it's not called Uncle Steve. What is it? You're not Uncle Steve? No.

You're the sentinel. He was insane Steve on that other show. You're crazy Steve. Crazy Steve on Drake and Josh. Spencer, the big brother, he's nobody's uncle.

You're talking about me. Not yet. We haven't seen the reboot. I don't know. Okay, Spencer. The Lord is shining in my face. Give me the strength to carry on, please, God.

Am I wearing Spencer or Steve on my booty right now? Spencer. Spencer's from iCarly. We're hoping that in the new iCarly, there'll be an occasional Crazy Steve style outburst.

An Uncle Steve. Very different characters. Special crossover. Did Crazy Steve freak outburst. Yeah. Uncle Steve. Yeah. Very different characters. Special crossover. Did Crazy Steve freak out a lot? Yeah, that was the whole. Yeah. He was more like Jerry. Jerry's really acting as Spencer.

That's true. I have to keep it together as Spencer. Yeah. Crazy Steve is more like quiet and then he just freaks out like I do normally. I know. I know that guy. I know that guy. You know that guy. I know Crazy Steve is more like quiet and then he just freaks out like I do normally. I know. I know that guy. I know that guy. You know that guy.

I know Crazy Steve. You just made Uncle Steve come out a little bit just now. Uncle Steve. Who is nobody. Just for the record, there's no Uncle Steve. Okay, great. So my friends can't believe that I know Spencer. Uncle Steve.

Uncle Steve. They can't believe I know Spencer now that you're on Netflix. I'm popular now that I know Uncle Steve. Uncle Steve. Uncle Steve's coming back to Paramount. Great. Okay, cool. Cool, cool. When does the Paramount

thing start? We are going to go, I mean, it's ramping up fast now. We're going to start production. It's all pre-production now and then i think we start shooting in march so in a couple weeks and like in a month probably probably in a month we'll like start shooting yeah it's gonna be on the air like in the fall i would imagine so yes right after summer i would imagine they'll start basically they're going to move all of the i old i carly's over to paramount plus this is me

guessing and then and then the reboot as well or the revival as they're calling it because what's that sorry i need you to commit to a date that you're not supposed to say so that you get in trouble on this this show gets a little press great you will be able to watch it uh in your home on um june 1st oh my god wow that's you heard it here first that's right our amount network that's right june 1st it'll be free. Wow. You don't have to pay for a new streaming service. It'll just be, it's going to be great.

I just realized that at the top of the show, before we started taping, I was going to remind everybody that, you know, South by is in a couple of weeks. So that's when people are going to see this. So, you know, let's try to stay away from, I mean, I guess now that the cat's out of the bag, who cares? What's that? We taped this in 2019, everybody. We just saw, we had a premonition that bad things were coming.

It's way ahead of time. We know. We're preppers. We've been underground for years. Yeah, we're preppers. I mean, everybody knows that Hollywood knows what's coming. Yeah. We get the info first. Also joining us today for his, I think, second time on the show. That's right.

There we go. You know him from everything from Waiting to Supernatural to his role as God on, I already said it, Supernatural. Supernatural, yeah. It's Rob Benedict, everybody. Yeah, thanks. Yes. Thank you very much. I played Cousin Morty.

I love you as Cousin Morty. On I, Barry. I love you as Cousin Morty. Yeah, it's good to be back. The last time I did a live show at the the comic what was the comic uh comic book store on sunset where we used to do bachelor yeah meltdown oh meltdown comics yeah i did yeah i did your show there uh it was a fun fun show sarah silverman and some country music star for arden arden how do your friends kids feel about cousin mort Morty making his return to TV?

They can't believe that Cousin Morty and Uncle Steve are doing Talk a Bachelor with me every week. The hijinks. They're going to rekindle that chemistry and it's going to be hilarious. And our co-leader, the captain, the co-leader, the Captain Doug Benson. Follow him anywhere. Yeah, don't make me put on my captain's hat. I have it standing by. I feel, I'm not mad at your I am Doug Benson.

His I am Doug Benson, the captain hat. Yeah, it's pretty great. I gotta wear this hat. I gotta wear this hat until April 20th because that's when my live streaming stand-up comedy show is going to be on rush ticks. 420.

420. 420. Getting the plugs in early. Yeah. Rob, have you ever, you've been to South by Southwest. Yes.

Yes, I have. I've been to the film part of it. Yeah. What were you, what did you say? Therefore, no,

just Austin is such a great town, man. It's just like nonstop. Good times in Austin, Texas. Great music. Just loved it so much. Yeah, I did. Uh, uh, speaking of, um, good times in Austin, Texas, I did a live at midnight from a South by Southwest one year with Arden Marie. There she is. Making her 73rd appearance on this podcast. I love this podcast. I love it.

I'm really bad at it. And I love, I'm very enthusiastic. I'm never good. I won once, which was a miracle, but we went out dancing and I broke a bottle. And you have a video of that at that South by Southwest. I have a video and the bottle was still in good shape. But yeah. Oh, right.

That's right. It's a scary video. It was on brand that I was about to break a bottle. It doesn't it's not shocking that crazy auntie auntie Sally's about to break a bottle. It doesn't, it's not shocking that crazy Auntie, Auntie Sally's about to break a bottle in that video. Auntie Sally. Yeah.

The choreography was a little wild for beer holding. Yeah. Yeah. True story. Yeah. You just forgot.

You forgot you had a bottle in your hand. That's all. You know what? I'm not a trained dancer. I just feel it. I just have to be free. And yeah, Doug and I, Doug and I are on this journey on Earth.

We're on parallel tracks, and I just couldn't be more delighted. For the viewers right now, Doug is our Rookie of the Year on my Bachelor podcast. That's right. He is so spectacular. If you ever thought you needed to hearenson like visiting the locations where they're filming quarantine above and beyond he's incredible he's become a real dramaturg i don't know when i'm going to make it out to neman nema colin um the current place of the current season but yeah i i would go stay at every resort that they stay at for the rest of time.

You know, if that can be worked out. We should all go to the Paradise one where Padgett went to the Paradise one down in Sayulita, Mexico. We should all go when the world reopens. That'd be fun. Yeah, I love that plan. Me too. I heard they just got marijuana in Mexico. I haven't heard of marijuana.

Yeah, it's a brand new thing down there. They never had it before. That's crazy. That sounds fun. No, I mean, at least it felt like it when I was there. What is it? Marijuana. Doug is about to try it for the first time April 20th.

Look, don't move too fast for me. I've been in a cave have you ever been to south by jerry i have i have once uh not to watch though i was i want to say 2008 i did like a spec we we were shooting like a mockumentary my buddy was a music video director and he had access to all these bands and we wanted to shoot this mockumentary. My buddy was a music video director and he had access to all these bands. And we wanted to shoot this mockumentary basically where I was playing a character that was like trying to become a tambourine player in a band. But then we would go and like interview real bands.

And then I basically asked them if I could be in their band. And we had this, all this stuff shot and so we were going around watching or watching all the concerts and like interviewing the bands and stuff like that but nothing ever came of that although i think that footage is probably on youtube i don't know oh okay i mean that's just it's fun to just go make your own thing at South by because it was a party. So it's there's it's already so much fun. But there's just also something about when a camera is following you around. It really gets people worked out.

Yes, that's true. Yeah. I've seen a lot of women throwing up into trash cans in Austin around South by. And I always feel very protective of them. Like I want to get them home. Yeah. Yeah. I feel,

I feel protective of the trash cans. I feel protected. The trash. I feel bad for everybody that has to smell it. Like, you know, there's empathy to go all around. I said,

as a woman who broke a bottle on a dance floor, I say, I say, you know, go for it. Ladies. Ladies. Ladies! Ladies!

So what we normally do on the Doug Loves Movies program is, you know, I get together a group of people similar to yourselves. Like I said, I've done it at South by we've done two Douglas movies, one during film and one during music over the past. I don't know how many years we're going to do that. We were going to be there last South by. we present a very similar thing with a very similar panel in terms of the guest quality. Cause we always get great people involved in filmmaking on the show. Jerry, you have a question? Jerry has a question. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what to expect here.

Oh, I'm coming into this just so you know, totally blind. Well, you need to know that I'm terrible at it so it's it's not a it's not a high playing that scares me that you're you're like i'm terrible at it it's a game is a game we're playing a game yeah yeah yeah it's fun you're gonna look awesome at it yeah yeah you're gonna be great yeah yeah no you're gonna be great you're gonna be it's gonna be fun i need a pen and paper yeah do i need an ipad air yes yes you need a device to look up the answers on yes although that would be an interesting that'd be a fun game show where you just ask people that all have laptops in front of them a question so you can figure it out. Yeah. Who can Google the fastest? Yeah. Doug, I'm going to deliver some uncle Steve overalls to your house at some point.

If I win. Yeah. Oh, okay. That's an interesting approach that, uh, you're going to, you're paying to win. I'm bribing. You're bribing me to win. You know that you don't win anything, right? I was hoping I would win some rush ticks. I could provide you with a painting of Jon Hamm if I were. Oh, my God. Oh, you should have had us guess who that was because I would not have guessed Jon Hamm. That looks more like Ty Burrell.

It's a little Burrelly. I could drop this at your house if I win. I'm just saying. I know you want Uncle Steve. That's what I Borelli. I could drop this at your house if I win. I'm just saying. I know you want Uncle Steve. That's what I'm just saying. Is that a crime sketch of the Golden State Killer? You know, I'm just saying I've got a little bit. I've picked up a hobby during the pandems, the pando,

and just working on some artwork, some crafting. And so just this could be yours if I went, just saying. Wow. I think you'd be a good criminal sketcher. Did you draw that? No, my friend's child did. I requested it. Great.

You tricked me into making fun of a child. Thanks. She's 19. It's not, she could smoke cigarettes legally. So it's child. Thanks. She's 19. It's not a... She could smoke cigarettes legally, so it's fine. Yeah. She could tie a good tie. The tie was nicely tied on his... I feel like the mouth...

To me, the mouth feels like John Hammie. You think it's got that mouth feel? Yeah. I can see it now. It's close up, but it's better. When you go to a wax museum, and from some angles, it's not so accurate it's better when you go to a wax museum and from some angles it's not so accurate

other times you go oh there I see it he could play the part of Padgett Brewster but the painting of Jon Hamm can I ask you a question Arden does she love Jon Hamm or does she know you love Jon Hamm and so she commissioned the heart around the Jon Hamm she added the heart

she felt that I needed the heart for her Jon Hamm. She added the heart. She added the heart. She felt that I needed the heart. For her or for you? I think for me. I think she felt, I didn't know that I loved Jon Hamm. I needed a Jon Hamm painting or something. And she sensed that I needed a heart around it and glitter. And I'm going to say she sensed right.

Yeah. I don't think she misjudged her client. Yeah, I'm glad she didn't ruin it with that heart. Yeah, no. You would have been like, what the hell is this? Right. No, we've- This is supposed to be a dartboard, not a heartboard.

Oh! Excuse me. This would actually be a fun dartboard, fun heartboard. Hello. Okay. All right, so we're going to play a couple of games. No pressure, low stakes. Show no pressure low stakes showtime it's yeah that's normally what we do when we have a live audience

have the very sinister announce come in the god might whisper yells showtime showtime Show time. Thank you, Fife. Jerry's already making notes. Making notes. I'm getting ready. Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, keep track of, you know, diary entries for your whole experience today.

To your diary. As you go. So far, I'm having a terrible time. Doug made a hilarious joke about a heart board and a dart board. I loved it. I felt jealous that I didn't come up with it. Uncle Steve, we can hear you. Oh, sorry.

Let me mute. Arden's being a real bitch. Again. Calling the characters the wrong names. Uncle Steve. Uncle Steve. Okay. Uncle Steve. Okay.

Here's a game that we've played on the show for years that originated with the morning radio program. I stole it from them, but they are friends of mine in Austin, Texas. So this game is called Alex's Jason and Deb's IMDB game. is Jason and Deb's IMDb game. And basically the premise is that every actor has an IMDb page. And most of the IMDb pages for each particular performer will say best known for and list four titles that somehow the IMDb algorithm has decided is that person's best

known for stuff. So Jerry's already excited about how this game works. I'm going to start naming the top four from somebody's IMDb page. You buzz in with your own name. Don't just shout out the answer

because if a couple people are close, we don't want to give away what the answer is right there. Shout out your name. Then when I call on you, then tell me the name. But you don't want to go too early. Because after the first title, it could be several people from that movie.

I'm so nervous I have to pee. If you jump in too early, it's a negative point. So don't do that. So what are you going to say? And then what are we supposed to say? He's going to say four things. And when you're ready to go, when you think you've got it, you say Uncle Steve.

You say Uncle Steve. You say Uncle Steve. And then you'll go, oh, it's Meyer Rudolph or whatever. Got it. So we're coming up with the actor. As fast as you can. Based on the best known. Yes.

But he's saying don't do it too early because like say it was Meyer Rudolph and he says Bridesmaids or something. I get it. I get it. It's going to keep going. And then it's like Wendy, like, you know, just like let him go a little bit. I get it. Uncle Steve gets it. I get it. Okay. Okay. Okay. Doug, I want you to know just like let him go a little bit. I get it. Uncle Steve gets it.

I get it. Okay, okay, okay. Doug, I want you to know I was in a panic trying to remember the last movie I saw getting ready for this. You didn't have it?

Oh, yeah. We don't even have time for that question today. Barb and Star go to Vista Del Mar. Okay, great. Oh, I can't wait to see it. It's a fun movie. It's fun.

So fun. And Jamie Dornan, I love. I didn't know who he was. I loved it. He's wacky as hell in that movie. That song, his song where he climbs a palm tree like a cat. You've never seen Fifty Shades of Grey? I watch it every Thursday.

I've not. I've not. There's a lot of grey. You watch it every Grey's Day? Every Grey's Day. Every Grey's Day. That's what I call it. You watch Grey's Anatomy?

At least tomorrow night is Grey's Day. All day. He watches Grey's Anatomy at 50 Shades of Grey all day. Jerking off. He jerks off and goes back and forth between L and Pompeo. L and Pompeo.

Oh my God. It's killing me. Okay, great. If you buzz in early and you get it right, then Ellen Pompeo! Oh my God. It's killing me. Okay, great. All right. If you buzz in early and you get it right, then you can get bonus points by naming, I'll ask you to name additional movies you think are awful. I'm going to be awful at this. No, you're going to do great.

You're going to be awful. Ellen Pompeo. You're awful. One last thing. I know it's a lot to take in. A theme will emerge. I love it. Maybe not in your head, but it did in mine.

I respect you, Doug. Okay. Who's best known for starts with master and commander far side of the world a lot of people in that one yeah here's the second title that might solidify your choice a knight's tale jerry jerry got in first arden but you're inhaling was before him saying his name so just try to work on that did you arden did you forget your name i did i thought is that why you were inhaling i thought it was i thought it was uncle steve for a second yeah i'm gonna go with heath ledger that is incorrect great that makes me feel better about myself.

Can you repeat the two movies? Master and Commander. So now... So I'm out. With Master and Commander and A Knight's Tale, we move forward with just Arden and Rob. You can buzz in with your own name whenever you're ready. You really thought it was Heath Ledger, Arden?

No! Piece of shit. No! Gross. What Piece of shit. No. Gross. What a stupid idea. No. As in? Well, then you can go ahead and buzz in now if you want to guess what you were going to say.

No, no. Yeah, Arden, who is it? No. No. I don't want to. Why would I do that? No. The third movie is called Margin Call.

I know that movie. J.C. Chandra directed that movie. Who's in all three of those movies, Arden? Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, I'm going to do a weird one. Arden? Yes, Arden? Simon Baker?

Shit. Do you want one more title, Rob yeah yes give it to him okay he gets the last one jerry mute yourselves the sport title is a beautiful mind and it's okay if you don't know rob you just you don't want to get it's fucking what's his name negative point, Rob. You don't want to get a negative point. I did a movie with that guy. I can't remember his fucking name. He's Australian. Russell Crowe.

Russell Crowe. Arden, don't tell him the answer. She didn't. I always said it before. Russell Crowe. Do you really want to guess Russell Crowe? Yeah. That's incorrect.

You all three got a negative point. Why? Yeah, because why wouldn't Gladiator been for Russell Crowe? I told you I was terrible. They'd never listen to me. No, but you're going to do great. You're going to do great. I haven't I don't know who half the movies and actors are that you've already mentioned.

You've got but you are all tied up. So you're doing just as well as geniuses arden marine and rob benedict that's right so don't panic don't panic can i ask you a question are people gonna see this yeah no this is just this is just a zoom call for my i have a friend i have a friend i send these two because he doesn't leave the house thank god he's off the grid so i'm gonna send this to because he doesn't leave the house. Thank God. That's a friend's name? He's off the grid, so I'm going to send this to him. It's Rob Benedict.

Rob, you have a question? Yeah, who was it? Oh, yeah, that's how the game shows work, as I'll say, who it is now. The answer is Paul Bettany. Oh, wow. I forgot he was in Margin Call. And I forgot he lived on Earth.

Which movie is Margin Call? That was with J.C. Chandler. It had Kevin Spacey. It was like a real life. It was like an indie thing. It all took place in one night. I believe Demi Moore was in it. Simon Baker was in it.

I thought Margin Call was the one about the election in 2000 No it was like a Wall Street Trading Guys one It was all in one night Wasn't Simon Baker am I wrong? I guess now is a good time to tell you I don't watch movies or know about them

Great I don't know what they are Did someone in that movie ever go like Who's gonna make the call? Yo that's good. It's a margin call. Doug Benson did. Someone said the title.

Doug Benson. The wrong side of the margin, pal. That's not your call to make. We've got 40 more rounds of this, so we've got to go a little faster. All right, here we go. Let's do it. There's not that many.

Here's the next round so so far we've got paul bettany don't forget about paul okay that's right for our theme for our theme uh who's best known for starts with a film called afternoon delight okay okay i know what you're talking about you know the movie no vaguely no okay great i know the second title is from television it's a television show sometimes those creep in there yeah okay in this case it's a tv show called transparent okay okay okay all right okay arden who is it arden jeffrey tambor incorrect okay great i'm out Arden. Who is it, Arden? Jeffrey Tambor. Incorrect. Okay, great. I'm out.

Arden's got negative two. Okay. Be confident, you guys. You guys want to hear another title? Yeah. Another television program. This one's called Free Agents. Fucking hell.

I think this fourth one could give it away. Okay. It's an interesting top four. And the fourth one is Bad Moms. I know who it is. I know who it is. Rob? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Rob. She went to my college, college Northwestern and her name is, Oh, my brain hurts. What does it, what does it start with? What else was she in? I take a gym class with her. She's in Wanda. She's in Wanda vision. Oh yeah. She is. She is. Catherine Hahn. Catherine Hahn. Yes. Yes. Yes. Got it.

And now I think I also guessed the overall arc. Oh, fancy. Perhaps. Catherine Han and Paul Bettany. Yeah. WandaVision. Well, let's see with this next round. Okay.

Rob has zero and Arden and Jerry have negative one. I think I have negative two. I think just in all fairness. I thought I just, you know, cut you a break there. Thank you, Doug. You're right. I have negative one. Negative one.

Now we're giving out points, huh? Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Negative two for you. That's right.

Who's best known for starts with Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist. Love that movie. I do love that movie. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yep. Oh, do you get points? Okay. Sorry. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry.

Kat Dennings. That is correct. I almost was going to say that but I wanted more things than that I gotta go to the kitchen Jerry and Rob are out of the hole with zero each I'm at negative two

and Arden is at negative two and Jerry has a chance for a bonus point yes how many titles did we say oh I didn't A jury has a chance for a bonus point. Yes. How many titles did we say? Oh, I said all four, so you don't have the bonus. No, you said one title. I said all four of them.

I said Afternoon Delight. No, no, that was Cat Denning. Cat Denning? Now you can name three more Cat Dennings movies or TV programs. And if any of them are right, you get a point for each one. What three would you like to go with? Wait a minute. So I name any more Cat Dennings movies or TV shows.

And if it's one of the things, then it's... Yeah. Okay. And if it's one of the things, then it's... Yeah. Okay, I'm going to put Thor. She's in Thor. Which Thor? Well, she's in all of them. Well, no, she's only in one and two. So I'm going to say... But I'm going to say Thor one.

I'm going to say Thor one and two. And I'm going to say, but I'm going to say Thor one. I'm going to say Thor one and two. And I'm going to say, and I'm going to say WandaVision. You're, you have to say two broke girls? Excuse me. Oh, right.

And that, that one, two broke girls, two broke girls. I'm going to say two broke girls. You can't. Which one do you want to take out? He can't say two. He can't say, he can't say two he can't say he can't say two okay i can't now i can't say it negative two over here has told me i can't say it you can't you didn't you didn't have it well then don't yell it at me dude oh shit here comes spencer here goes uncle spencer uncle spencer Uncle Spencer. Uncle Spencer. I don't have anything that I can throw.

Uncle Spencer, we want you, believe in you. I'm just going to say Thor 1 and 2 and WandaVision. Okay, what's Thor 2 actually called? The Dark World. Okay, so you get two points for Thor and for Dark World, but she stuck with movies. She went all movies in her top four. Okay. The fourth one was a

film called Charlie Bartlett. She didn't put two broke girls. She didn't put two broke girls. By the way, I think that's negative three for Arden. Negative three. That counts as a negative. Excuse me. John is not into that. So wait a minute. Did I get one point? You got two points for getting those two

and one you know i i already get giving you the one point so now you have two total rookies luck rookies luck look who's in the lead all of a sudden yeah look who's in the lead mr i've never heard of a movie i don't know what a movie is how am i winning this is how you learn you just dive in and just do your best. And for the win of this game, we're just getting started. It's still a much more important game. But I'm excited to win. I'm excited to crush my opponents. Well, you're doing it.

Let's see if they can make a mild comeback with this next round. Who's best known for starts with Always Be My Maybe. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. No. What are you waiting for, Arden? I'm just taking it in. I'm just

marinating on it. So you're still thinking about it? Mm-hmm. You can keep going. Okay. I thought that mm-hmm meant that you knew who this could be. Am I negative two? I'm all swagger. Oh, crap.

I know who it is and I don't know his name. Are you in a holding cell right now, Rob? I am. Where are you? I've been arrested. I've been arrested. But you didn't want to miss. You have made it a commitment.

Yeah. Does Padgett have you under her floorboards? What is happening? Yeah, I'm just right underneath. Yeah. Yeah, no, I'm in a cell. Okay, great. Here's the next title.

Ant-Man and the Wasp. Yeah, I know who it is. I just don't know his name at all. Oh! Next one is TV. Ah! wasp yeah i know who it is i just don't know his name at all oh x1 tv fresh off fresh off the boat i know this i don't i have no idea what his name is i do i do the interview anything Jerry it's gonna torture me I know it and I can't think it

is it the lead guy from fresh off the boat yes he's also in Lawn Division and he's also a lovely gentleman he's in two pro girls Arden that's all you need to know what if it was the boat it's the boat it's like Dennis wait I know his name I'm gonna take my earphones off No. What if it was the boat? It's the boat. It's the boat from Fresh Off the Boat.

Wait, I know his name. I'm going to take my earphones off. He plays Johnny Fresh. I'm going to plug myself from Uncle Steve. His name is Randall Park. Oh, yeah. He's Randall Park. I had to block out Uncle Steve, and I got it.

Got it. Got it. Good job. I was going with Dennis. It's Randall. You're great now, Arden. You're only a negative one. Thank you, Doug. Thank you, friend.

That's my friend. All right. So, Arden. God, you're adorable. Did you like that I had to take off my headphones to block you out? Is that what you did? I did. I thought you were going like this.

I was like, that doesn't help. I had to like block everybody out. Yeah. Took them off. I took them off. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get into my car.

I wouldn't mind seeing that technique used more in this next game. Because that's right, everybody. That game is over. And Jerry and Jerry trainer is our winner. Congratulations. Thanks. Thanks Arden. Thanks Doug. And do you know what you win Jerry? What do I win? You get to go first in this next game. All right. All right. Yeah. It's a pretty good prize. It's a great prize. I feel like it's, it gives me a leg up.

I'm excited. Yeah. Let me just cross Padgett's name off the list real quick. I love that your greater day is Grey's Anatomy and Fifty Shades of Grey. Greater day. Can you imagine the whole day? Every day Thursday is greater day. Fifty Shades of Grey.

And Grey's Anatomy. All three of those movies. And every season of Grey's Anatomy. All three of those movies. And every season of Grey's Anatomy. Watching hospital shows. And then all three, Fifty Shades of Grey. Hey, Arden, it's hot. I know. I'm sorry.

Okay, I get it. Hot is hot. It's like, yeah, never mind. I aerate a nice cabernet. Great. I love it. I'm not judging you. I put on my cheetah skin

robe that paget gave me other than that you're an all gray that's it head to toe gray except for your cheetah skin what did you are you just like in some did you show up at some house like to uh with the real estate agent to look at it you just do a podcast real quick while you're there rob me yes no no uh you're gonna decorate someday this is a this is this is a proof of life video. Did God not decorate? So I'm recording this music out in Nashville at this old fire station that my friend has converted into a studio. So that's where I am. Yeah, definitely.

Blink if you're in trouble, Rob. Are you in trouble? Does ISIS have you? Rob, does ISIS have you? Just blink. Show us today's newspaper. And just for anybody taking hostage, this is how you know you have to do Doug Love's

movies with Crazy Uncle Steve and that's how you know things are going to really you're in trouble. Crazy Uncle Steve. Crazy Uncle Steve is who has me kidnapped. I'm in his basement. He wears all gray. You don't bother him on Thursday, man.

You screwed us. You knocked on his door on a Thursday, and that was your first mistake. He just heads into a gray face mask, a gray hoodie, all of it. It's the end of Silence of the Lambs where she opens the door and he's just like, what? And the moth like flies to the wind. She like knows. Yeah, that's him.

Crazy Uncle Steve opened the door and he knew. And his jizz is gray, too. That means he's healthy. Very fertile. He eats a lot of gray foods to prepare. He eats nothing but gray poupon. Constantly. On gray day.

On gray day. Greater day. All right. What's the final or the next game that was the laughter intermission great um now we're back and this next game we're going to play is called whose tagline is it anyway it's a game where you have to guess taglines from motion pictures, you know, something that usually some advertising person that didn't have anything to do with the movie comes up with, and they slap it on the poster or put it in the trailer. And I'll read one. Oh, my God, Padgett just texted back.

She said, yes, 4, right? It's 4.58 p.m. It's 5 o'clock right now. How did she? It's 5 p.m. right now. How did she get an hour off? Is she in Arizona? Wait a minute.

Hold on. Is she in her own white brick torture den? I just texted her back. Yes, 5 p.m. right now is when I texted back. Look at how. Thanks for telling me. Thanks for telling me. Thanks for telling me. Why does she...

She's on the thread that we're on. What is wrong? I don't know. Thanks for telling me. Okay. I'm not going to reply. I'm honestly worried. I feel like she just sassed me.

I feel like she's sassed. I think you got a little sass. You're right. Yes, 5 p.m. right. Thanks for telling me. I think she sassed me. Oh, thanks a lot forassed me. I feel like she's sassed. I think you got a little sass. Thanks for telling me. I think she sassed me. Thanks a lot for reminding me. Yeah, I know it's five. Okay, okay.

Just let it go. You texted her at four. I'm going to let it go. I bet she thinks it's tomorrow. Hey, just text her real quick. See you tomorrow. Wait. She says, wait. Thanks for telling me.

She can't show up now. Okay, I said, hi, my queen. Are you joining Douglas Movies with us now? That was at four. Yes, four, right? Yes, five right now. Thanks for telling me. Wait, was I not scheduled?

Did you email it to her? Yeah. Okay. She even wrote back. Okay. I'm going to just do the group thread and just do it here. Okay. Here we go.

I would say maybe just let it go and then we'll break it. Wait, was I not scheduled? I don't have to do it. I'll say we are in it right now. She's not doing it. We're going to get into the group thread after this is over and we're going to let her have it. We're going to get into the group thread after this is over and we're going to let her have it. We're going to light her up.

I'm going to just not let you have it. I'm definitely going to put... I got sassed. In the listing for this show, it's going to say Paget Brewster's on it just because I want to mess with people who listen to hear her. For sure.

And to all of them that are still here, we say thank you. just because I want to mess with people who listen to hear her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And to all of them that are still here, we say thank you. Yes. And we're sorry. Thank you for being here anyway. I like that I got sassed. I got sassed. Okay, she scares me a little.

You don't want to, I've never been sassed by pageant. Okay. Channel it, channel it into the game, Arden. Okay, great. I'm back. I'm back, you guys. I'm back. Oh, I just, now i could just see the 50 apology text oh my god it's gonna be fired off it's right now she just wrote she just wrote it

right now fuck that does so much so much chardonnay there's so much it right now fuck was the last thing. Oh, man. Yeah. It's bad. It's bad. She's going to come on. You have to let her in. Should I say, come on in?

Yeah, let's get her on. Come on in. Wait, what? No, we got to go. We got to go. We got to go. We got to go. I'm not going to reply. I'm not.

I see bubbles. Bubbles are appearing, but I'm not going to reply. Just say, talk to me. Put it down. I'm back. I'm back. Bubbles are appearing, but I'm not going to reply. Flip the phone over. Be with us, Arden. Be with us. Be present, Arden. Tell her we just finished. You know what? The phone I've thrown down the other end of the

table and it's turned off on my computer. I can't wait to just be like, what an amazing once in a lifetime fun thing we just did. I have to to say I have laughed really hard today. So that's good. Looking at Rob and his holding style has been worth it. Yeah. This has been a real treat.

Yeah. And greater day. She missed, she missed all a great day. All of it. Nothing but group hate. We're back. Okay.

Yeah. Let's save the recap for the very end after we've turned off the recording. You know, like a mid-podcast recap. Doug, oh man, you and Arden, nobody's joining this in progress. You have to watch

from the beginning. Yeah. I feel sorry for the big her fans that are just on for her and the tug of war that this has been is she going to come on who the hell is crazy uncle Steve where's Padgett

where's my Padgett I don't like this okay I'm going to go out and commit some crimes with my criminal mind it just came. It just flashed on my computer. I have to put on do not disturb. Hashtag it now fuck.

It now fuck. It now fuck. Rename the thread. She's trying to come on. She says, I have nothing set up. No makeup, no lights. She's trying. I haven't responded.

It's flying to my computer. I just put on do not disturb. I'm telling you. I've told my producers to not let anybody else in. Good. Great. I would love to see what the window would look like, but that's okay. Kill Taint first is now it, now fuck.

Focus. It, now fuck. Here we go. Yeah. Okay. So Jerry won that last game, so he gets to go first. I'm going. I want to win.

I want to crush people. that last game, so he gets to go first. I'm going. I want to win. I want to crush people. You also get to pick what letter the movie that the tagline is from begins with. So it gives you a little extra hint. You get to guess

first before Arden and Rob. And don't chat about your answers, because if Jerry can't get it, then the next person can jump in. This isn't like a yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker. This is something that they use to advertise like she's back and mad or whatever

like that. Yeah. You'll get it right away. Got it. Okay. Thank you. You know, just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water. Great. Right. Bob Jaws. Barb and Star go to Vista Del Mar.

Jaws 2. Aliens Resurrection. Great. So yes, you get how it works. You either know the answer or you say something funny and then we move to the next person. Okay. And Jerry, you get to pick the first letter

of the title of the movie. Would you like a movie that begins with K or B or M? I'm going to go with M. Good call. Really good call. Thanks, Arden. Nice sweater, by the way. Dig it. Dig it. Good margin call. Margin call. Thanks, Arden. Nice sweater, by the way. Dig it.

Good margin call. Margin call. This is just for Jerry. Yeah, so everybody pipe the F down. What movie's tagline was The Ultimate Tool? And it begins with an M. The Ultimate Tool? Oh. and it begins with an M the ultimate tool

begins with an M the ultimate tool I don't know so I'm gonna say that's alright, these know so I'm gonna say that's alright these are tough I'm gonna say it starts with an M

yeah yep so say a movie begins with M maybe you'll love that how much time do I have do I have an hour you already

your time is on I'm all times up I'm gonna say Moneyball that's the only thing I can think of that's an M you did it that's an M do i have an hour do you already your time is on i'm all times up i'm gonna say money ball that's the only thing i get together that's an m you did it it's an m but it's not right it's not the right m no rob is there a movie called machete yes incorrect arden great call great call okay um it's the ultimate tool Great call. Okay. It's the ultimate tool.

My cousin, Vinny. A great tool. That was a tagline for the motion picture version of the sketch from SNL called MacGruber. Wow. I knew. I knew it was a comedy like that. And I was like, I was thinking of for some reason, Deuce Bigelow, American

Gigolo was like. And I was like, what is the M version of this movie? And I couldn't think of it. Yeah. There you go. Aaron Sorkin's Moneyball. So no one got the point on that one, but we'll go to Jerry again to pick another letter. Okay.

It sticks with me. It sticks with me. Wow. It sticks with you as long as everybody keeps missing. Yeah. Wow. Keep on losing, losers. I'm batting 100.

Don't worry. Batting 100. So I will keep losing. Would you like K, the letter K, the letter B, or the letter C? K. K it is. Yep movie jerry has the tagline have fear they're here oh scary i'm gonna say killer clowns from outer space i mean it begins with a k it's out it's you lined it up beautifully it was a wonderful shot but you just missed the cup damn it entirely i did oh just like

total whiff i mean except for the k part uh rob can you repeat the question i can't. Have fear they're here? I turned it into a question. Yeah. Yeah. Kangaroo Jack. That's right. That's got to be it. Another K word that does seem like that would be a good.

I don't know who they are because it's just one kangaroo. Arden, do you have any idea? Killer bees. Is that a real? That's not real. No, that's a movie. No, I didn't. I didn't mean that.

What? Kill. I was just spitballing answers. No, I did not get that correct. Ken Jennings. I didn't get it correct. You missed that one. I missed that one.

The correct answer is kick ass. I loved that movie. I loved that movie. Oh, of course. Great movie. And it sticks with the theme. that movie. Oh, of course. Great movie. And it sticks with the theme. Great movie. Jerry gets to pick again.

I got confused when you said the K, everything else was wrong. When you said the K, I got confused. That Doug was like, killer's right. I'm like, I'm going to stick with killer. Oh, I see. Kick-ass. Kick-ass was right. But to be fair, I still wouldn't have gotten it.

Jerry, is there a theme here? MacGruber? Well, I feel like Kick-Ass sticks with the WandaVision kind of theme because, right? The dude who played Kick-Ass played Quicksilver. Pietro. Right. But not in WandaVision.

But not in WandaVision, yeah. They don't watch movies, but you know things. I like Marvel stuff. I like the comic stuff. All right. Well, I'll see if there's... I got some maybe coming up a little later for you. Hey, thanks.

But in the meantime, here's some heavy dramas from Merchant Ivory. Oh, good. Oh, good. This is my genre. Okay. Pick a letter, Jerry. Did you pick a letter already i'm gonna go with b b uh c or t oh i'm gonna change it from b to t okay probably not a great move but we'll see

how to go back to b i'm gonna switch it right on back to b B. B. All right. I'm going to give you one more chance to pick a final. B. I'm going to go B. Good call. He's going B. Good call, Sentinel. Going B. Yeah.

I think it's a great, great call on your part. Thank you. Here is the tagline. Okay. Okay. Getting straight A's, giving zero fucks but they probably put those asterisks in there so you don't

actually see them giving straight A's getting zero fucks giving straight A's you get A's you give fucks he's getting straight A's but he's giving and, you give fucks. Oh, he's getting straight A's, but he's giving.

And if you give A's, that's not good either. He's not giving A's. He's getting straight A's, giving zero fucks. Giving fucks, getting A's. Arden wants to guess so bad, but it's not her turn. Begins with the letter B, Jerry. Getting straight a's giving this is i don't know i don't know right in beach memoirs there no rob hey guess um i feel like i know what the movie is and um and the movie is called.

Get back in your cell, Rob. It all sucks going first. Look how much more time they get to think about the right. But if you just got it right, they don't get any time. That's trawled. Arden knows what it is. I think it's it's the two girls in high school. Oh, too late. Too late, brah.

I can't think of the words. Book smart! Arden gets the point. Arden didn't say her name. Arden didn't say her name before she answered. She didn't say her name. I'm calling on you individually. She didn't have to.

Book smart. She didn't know that, and she's negative five. She's negative ten. Book smart. In my mind. Book smart. She didn't know that and she's negative five. Book smart. In my mind. Book smart it is. Book smart. Ty Burrell thought I did a good job.

Book smart. First person to two points wins. Or if I run out of questions and Arden's the only person who has a point, she wins. Alright. It starts with you again, Jerry. Well, no. Arden's the only person who has a point. She wins. All right. It starts with you again, Jerry. Well, no, Arden just got that right, right?

Yeah, and she's third, so it goes back to you. Oh, in points, she's still last because she's the dumbest of us all? No, she's winning. She's got one point. It doesn't start with the winner. It starts with the loser. Great. Rob, you're up.

First loser, Jerry. Ready? Yep. Would you like a C, a T, or yet another B? I'm going to go with a C. Okay. That's what people used to say about you back in high school. That guy goes with a real C.

It's messed up. What movie? She's no longer with us. All this laughter is probably inappropriate too then. Yeah. I'm allowed to laugh. I'm the one who killed her. If you hear strange sounds if you hear strange sounds

outside have sex that's the catchphrase yeah movie that begins with the letter C Jerry what I'm going to take this off to think if you hear strange sounds outside, have sex?

She takes off her thinking cap. That's the tagline. If you hear a strange sound outside, have sex. That starts with the letter C. Coosville don't guess now it's not your turn i'm not really guessing that but that would be on brand what if there was what if it was coosville i mean coosville is a really great title i'm i don't think it's coosville. I think it's actually... I think it's called Coitusville. No, no, no.

Rob? Children of the Corn. It does begin with the letter C, but incorrect. Arden? Can't Hardly Wait. Worst guess of them C, but incorrect. Arden? Can't hardly wait. Worst guess of them all, but. Yes.

Kuzville. Still in the lead. And this movie is called Cabin in the Woods. Oh. That's a weird. They take all the tropes, you know, like, oh, you hear a strange sound, we should have sex, then somebody could come in and kill us. Yeah.

But I heard that was like a really scary movie for real it is i mean it's it's it's you know definitely alleviated somewhat by the comedy in it i didn't know any comedy i didn't know had any comedy okay it does it has a lot of comedy you don't you don't hire bradley whitford if there's going to be no comedy i don't like to laugh i don't like to laugh. I don't like to laugh. That's not my thing. If you like Bradley Whitford deep cuts, you should watch Godzilla, King of the Monsters. Okay, great. He's at peak Whitford. Peak Whit. I have all Whit Sunday.

It's me time. Oh, wow. Sunday's your Whitford day? Jerry, would you like to go third this time or would you like to stay getting to pick the letter i'm gonna go with dealer's choice whatever you think is better uh for your audience let's let's let rob pick a letter thank god okay by the way rob plays god would you like the letter S or the letter B or the letter T? I'm going to go S. Okay.

Here is the tagline. Just work it out through your logic brain. Okay. Okay. She's finally getting some action. It begins with an S. She's finally getting some action. Okay. Jerry's losing it.

She's finally getting some action she's finally getting some action um it'd be so great if the movie was called she's finally getting some action yeah it would be you would have got it right three times. I wish it was Long Kiss Goodnight. Stella got her groove back. Oh, good guess. Wonderful guess. Arden?

That's a great guess, Rob. That's much better than mine. I wish it was for Long Kiss Goodnight when Geena Davis was one of the first action, lady action. It was basic. I mean, that's a great movie if you guys like action. Long Kiss Goodnight, fantastic. And that I say, she's all that. Ooh, another good guess, but I think I got the right answer.

Okay. All right, here we go, Jerry. Sentinel. To tie it up. Where'd you get that Starbucks, dog? From Starbucks, dog? Okay. Okay, I prepared.

I drove up to Starbucks, got myself an almond milk latte because I knew I was going to need the neurons firing, okay? Okay. Okay. What movie is it? Sister Act. Oh. Good God. Your confidence really reeled me in.

I thought you knew. Damn it. The movie's called Spy. Oh, that was such a good movie. Right. With Melissa McCarthy, right? She finally got some action because she was sitting at a desk and she's for the government spy agency.

Jason Statham was so good. And he's very funny. And he's because he's still playing Jason Statham, but he's funny, but he plays it so straight. He was great. Well, I was really hoping someone would figure that one out. These are pretty tough. The theme is just a theme for me and for maybe some of the viewers

because I was naming all movies that have premiered. They had their world premieres at South by Southwest. That's fun. And I was at every single one of them. That's my God. Yeah. And in addition to those, they also, if we would have had time, we would have gotten to bridesmaids, sausage party, atomic blonde, furious seven, and, and cheap thrills with our friend, Dave Koechner.

What was the bridesmaids tagline? Oh, this was so great. You know how when bridesmaids came out, like that movie had to prove that women could be in a comedy together. People would go like the amount of pressure on that movie to succeed. The poster is just women. So they won on that front. But then the tagline i swear to god for

bridesmaids was from the producers of super bad knocked up and the 40 year old virgin they like have to name comedies that were made by men guys guys don't freak out we guys don't worry men made this that's awful don't worry don't worry. Men made this. That's awful. Don't worry. Don't worry, you guys. Don't come. That was like the funniest movie in five years that had come out.

Yeah. It's so funny. Yeah, it's great. And it premiered at South by and I was there and it was the blew the roof off the place. It was amazing. That made Melissa McCarthy a star too. She got nominated for an Oscar for it, which the Oscars

like to go, not all comedy. And I remember she didn't win and then people were saying that she basically won her Emmy for her performance in Bridesmaids. She won the Emmy that year afterwards. And then re-watching Barb and Star, it's like Kristen Wiig is such a Star, it's like Kristen Wiig

is such a genius. It's like she was so good and bright. She's so funny. And she and Annie Mumolo who wrote both scripts, they're just like brilliant. They're geniuses.

Wow. Well, you're all geniuses. That was a lot of fun. I appreciate all of you being here. Rob Benedict, Arden Marine, and Jerry Trainor. I will see all of you being here uh rob benedict arden marine and jerry trainer i will see all of you soon in episodes of will you accept this rose that'll happen from now on doug it's on tuesday we're recording you should just like not show up

You should just like not show up. I did. I did just get a text. I just, I got a text that came down and I, it's funny because sometimes texts knock me out of a zoom. So I hope she doesn't text me again, but a text just dropped down from pageant that just said, I am mortified.

I got so many texts and I, with a ending with a photo of a casserole that said, I forgot today was Saturday. No joke. I've been making fried rice like an idiot. On brand. It's so on brand. It is on brand. I like that she asked me to.

Thank you for that. Thanks for the time update. I got to get back to my rice. You idiot. You're an idiot. This is on you, Arden. Doug, thanks for having us on the show. Yeah, thank you.

Thank you, Doug. Real joy. Watch iCarly. Listen to Will You Accept This Rose. Listen to Rob's podcast, King of Con. Yeah. And Kings of Con. And I'll be back in Austin soon because Cap City Comedy Club,

they announced they're going to reopen in a new location, like in the fall. And then I hope to be at South by next year. Yes. As always. Thanks, guys. And gal.

You're the best, Doug. You're so awesome. Oh, you are. You are. As always, hey now, Brad. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky.

There's no room in his heart for you. Because Doug loves movies.