Doug Loves Movies - Rob Huebel, Natalie Morales, Lamorne Morris and Paul Scheer guest

Episode Date: May 26, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 McCrispy strips are now at McDonald's! Tender, juicy, and its own sauce! Would you look at that? Well, you can't see it, but trust me, it looks delicious! New McCrispy strips, now at McDonald's! Ba-da-ba-ba-ba! Egg cakes! Candy wrappers!
Starting point is 00:00:17 Squee-dee-baby sticky seeds! With 50 as it might for kernels in his teeth! They're still not one that he won't see, because Doug loves movies. Woo! Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. Woo!
Starting point is 00:00:40 I love movies. All right, some of you didn't get the memo that you're supposed to repeat that back instead of going, woo! Coming to you, live streaming to you if you chose that option from Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles! It's Monday, May 19, 2025. And what are we waiting for? Let's do it. It's time for Doug Plugs.
Starting point is 00:01:13 Hey, listen. Settle down, everybody. Doug Plugs Movies is returning to roosters, formerly Rooster Teeth Feathers, but that sounded like it was for children. It's Sunnyvale, California, also a children's sounding place. On Sunday, June 1 at 420, which is not a children's time. And Benson movie interruption will be right here at Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles on Tuesday night, June 3rd.
Starting point is 00:01:47 And Doug Love's Movies will be in Tacoma at the end of June. For all of my dates and dates and links, go to douglovesmovies.com. That's douglovesmovies.com. Yeah. Yeah. I like how you're taking turns doing the parts. That was beautiful. That was really, it's almost like you rehearsed. Let's talk prize bag. There isn't one tonight. There is no bag because I brought a box with a blanket on it and guess what,
Starting point is 00:02:21 everybody, if you haven't seen me posting about it on social media, holy shnikes. Yeah, that's right. It's the 30th anniversary Tommy Boy gift box, courtesy of Paramount Movies. Tommy Boy is now available on 4K disc and digital. And the blanket that you get to take it home in, not just any ordinary blanket, it's a Beetlejuice Beetlejuice blanket. What an amazing prize that somebody is going to win.
Starting point is 00:03:03 Good luck to all 20 some of you. Oh that's a somebody's got a nice poster over there. I feel like you're gonna get picked. I've got a really good feeling you're gonna get picked but we'll we'll see what happens. Are you ready? My guests tonight are as Liza Minnelli would say, terrific. Please welcome Rob Hubel, Natalie Morales, Lor Morn Morris, and Paul Scheer. All of those people are here looking for their assigned seats because I'm not leaving anything to chance. Yes. Yes.
Starting point is 00:03:53 Look at that. Hey everybody. You don't have to, you can do whatever you want with the card, you can keep it as a personal keepsake or throw it on the ground. They got a great staff here at Dynasty Type. Well, I don't think they like to be. They'll come clean that right up.
Starting point is 00:04:10 Yeah, like they don't want to make them just like slaves to pick up your shit. Yeah, but that's, you know, Lamar could do what. Just throw it on the ground. The dynasty people will pick it up. Those trash monsters. The dynasty people will pick it up. Those trash monsters. The dynasty people. Those characters from that TV show
Starting point is 00:04:29 will come in and take off their diamonds and pick up our garbage. Let's meet everybody individually and alphabetically by first name. He won an Emmy. What else do you need to know? It's Lamar and Morris, everybody. by first name. He won an Emmy. What else do you need to know? It's Lamar and Morris, everybody.
Starting point is 00:04:46 Yeah! Yeah! Hey. Hey. Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to be with us tonight. Because I didn't have to. Because I didn't have to.
Starting point is 00:04:57 You absolutely didn't have to. You could have said, no, thanks. I'm going to sit at home and polish my Emmy. Which I do. Which in your case is not a euphemism, it's an actual award that you won. And... Have you polished it? Have I polished it?
Starting point is 00:05:14 Yeah. Well yeah, I mean, people, not now. Did you say you people? It's very printed up, you people. People have not won an Emmy. Yeah, yeah, they come in their house and they say, can I see it? I go, yeah. And they touch it.
Starting point is 00:05:27 And it's fine. I don't mind. People had their hands on it. But then when it's sitting there and you're looking at it, you're like, man, I want an Emmy. And then you get closer to it and you go, this fucking thing is filthy. It's got a lot of fingerprint.
Starting point is 00:05:37 So then you got to polish it. You know what I mean? I like that. I feel like you should polish it. Yeah, you need a nice, clean murder weapon because that thing is so pointy. Has anyone murdered anyone with an award show trophy? I feel like that's absolutely weird.
Starting point is 00:05:53 It must have happened, at least with a CableAce award. It must have seen. That must have really happened. Richard Jennings stabbed somebody through the stomach. It's definitely happened on an episode of Poker Face or Columbo or something. Somebody killed somebody with an award. I like that your only two references are Columbo
Starting point is 00:06:15 and Poker Face, which are essentially VIA. They're very much the same, and that's why they should have an episode where somebody gets killed with an award. What's another show where that would happen? Maybe Quincy? No, CSI. Law and order, yeah, we're seeing that.
Starting point is 00:06:34 Only murders in the building. No one in this audience has heard of Quincy. I've never heard of Quincy. What is Quincy? Quincy and he, medical examiner, and it was played by Jack Klugman, who during the last years of his lives was battling with throat cancer,
Starting point is 00:06:50 and so he was solving crimes like this. Whoa. Yeah, it was exciting. It was like his version of House, I think, right? Like he was a little bit more grumpy. He was very housey, yes. He paved, he opened doors for House. Yes, Quincy is the house. He did autopsy, yes. He paved, he opened doors for house. Yes.
Starting point is 00:07:06 Quincy, his house, his poker faces. He did autopsies, right? Yeah, he was a grumpy autopsy guy. I remember being a- He would always solve the murder- It would smoke, right? Through autopsy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:15 Smoked through the whole procedure. What year was this? This was 1943. No. I just remember being a little kid and seeing a guy look at dead dead bodies and I was like, whoa It was on in my grandma's house all the time. It was like a grant like it was like that. Was he black? 70s into the 80s This is the only Quincy. This is the only white Quincy. Do you know? I guess post this show every Quincy
Starting point is 00:07:38 I know is black. Do you know the first? Quincy Jones was named after this character Do you know the first odd couple show? Yes. Tony Randall and Jack Klugman? That was Jack Klugman. He was Oscar on that. And then he went on to be this forensic pathologist.
Starting point is 00:07:56 Wait a second. That show, I only know the Matt LeBlanc Tom Lennon odd couple. Wait, there's one before that? There was. Turns out that was a remake that they did, because did you know both of those guys have the exact same hands? They're hand doubles.
Starting point is 00:08:13 So they were like, oh, what an odd couple they will make. Whoa. Doug, I have trivia for you. Oh, no. What is the Emmy statue holding? Oh, it seems globular, but is it more specific than that? What is the Emmy statue holding? Oh? It seems globular, but is it more specific than that? Yes, what is it? What a trivia you gotta guess something I guess the globe you said globular
Starting point is 00:08:37 Like a soccer ball It's an atom Whoa. Why? Arts and Sciences. Look at it again. That doesn't seem right. It's a very large Adam or a very small Emmy. It seems like we really dropped the sciences part of the Academy of Arts and Sciences. We really just, yeah, we're not giving out. She should be holding a TV.
Starting point is 00:08:58 Like why is she holding an Adam? What kind of highfalutin TV award are they giving out? But they do like, they give a lot of awards to people who invent new cameras and stuff. Kodak. Not on TV. The day before the Emmys. Oh, right.
Starting point is 00:09:14 That's the technical. There's the three. Right, OK. Yeah. That's the only one I've been to. Oh, yeah? Yeah. It's crazy at the real one, man.
Starting point is 00:09:20 I bet. Why were you at the technical one? For Children's Hospital. Wait that's a that's the creative arts Emmy's. Because it was like yeah that's like a there's like short form. Yeah and so when you go to like at the real Emmy's the week later you know you go to that big party afterwards sorry you guys haven't been you don't know what this is but you go to this big fancy party and there's like dancers and Cirque du Soleil and all that, well at the Creative Arts Emmy,
Starting point is 00:09:49 it's just like a dress rehearsal. They're just like phoning it in, like working out the choreography, like people are getting hurt, and it's just like don't worry about that. And then for years. I made such a mistake at the Creative Arts Emmys. My wife, my wife and I were presenting
Starting point is 00:10:06 and it was like the COVID Emmys, the COVID Creative Arts Emmys. So it was like in Staples Center or like around the corner from Staples Center. And there was so much stuff to get through. There were masks and there were alleyways and we had to get through. And it was really hard to pay attention to what was going on.
Starting point is 00:10:26 And so we announced the category, and we were like, oh, good. We got through it, because it was like a real gauntlet. And then I opened the envelope, and I didn't remember saying this show. And I was like, hold on one second. I think I have the wrong envelope, because I didn't remember that show in the thing.
Starting point is 00:10:44 And it turned out I had the right envelope. Did you say La La Land? Well, no. I said, oh, I didn't remember that show in the thing and it turned out I had Land I well no I so I don't want to say that guys make sure this is the right envelope and that's a game up and they checked it and And they said yeah, you have the right envelope I just wasn't listening I would feel so bad if I were the winner of that cuz that'd be like well Yeah I didn't hear. It was the TV show Sex and Robots.
Starting point is 00:11:07 And it was in a category of shows that I had been very familiar with. I think I have the wrong thing. I didn't. Can we stop talking about the Emmys? It introduced me already. We only got to the morning. This is really rude.
Starting point is 00:11:21 Honestly, having an Emmy is great. So I could see the mileage that we're putting on it. I've never been. She. You. It's OK. Well, we're two hours into the show. This intro is going to turn that frown upside down.
Starting point is 00:11:35 She is a triple threat. She told me three times to stop calling her. It's Natalie Morales. Yes. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I've never told you that you. Thank you for taking the time.
Starting point is 00:11:45 I've never told you that once. You never have, you're always very receptive. You're always like, but the show is tonight and I'm a busy person. Cause I do ask people last minute a lot. You asked me yesterday. I ask people last minute because when you ask three or four weeks ahead, then they get a gig
Starting point is 00:12:02 or something in the interim. But if you ask day of, they're not gonna get some other job, you never know, it could happen. But I like to lock in the guests. Yeah, this town is like, I mean, some of the jobs are just crazy right now. That would scare me. On the way here, I got two jobs.
Starting point is 00:12:17 Sounds on fire right now. Have you ever ended up doing the show alone because that's your way, your strategy? No, because I'm still, some of the guests are, you know what I mean, it's like. You got tears. Yeah, I got tears. You booked me a year ago.
Starting point is 00:12:29 I booked Rob. I've been booked up for a year. I called Rob and I was like, I would love to see you in about a year because I've heard you're doing some interesting things with your hair. You booked me when my hair was brown. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:44 But yeah, thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule to participate. And he was the MVP of the sketch show, Human Giant. It's Paul Scheer, everybody. Yeah! Woo! Woo! Woo!
Starting point is 00:13:01 Woo! I don't like that. I don't like that. I had so much fun working with Aziz Ansari and Jason Wallner. We had a great time. Yeah, Jason's done so many great things since that show. Unbelievable. With you guys.
Starting point is 00:13:12 Tom Giannis is on that show. I'm right here. But thank you, Paul, for taking time out of your busy schedule to be here tonight. Thank you for having me. I appreciate it. And I brought gifts. I didn't realize that that has been excised. Well you have. I mean look at this amazing Tommy Boy box. I saw that on your Instagram.
Starting point is 00:13:31 What is that? That's amazing. I'll show you what's in it. Did someone already get that? No. Somebody's you you have a chance to win it you know for an audience member. 30th anniversary. This is a competition. Tonight. For them. I forgot this was a competition. Look at this. They have a sign just for you. Look at this. You get a fucking holy schnike bumper sticker. You get the 4K digital DVD.
Starting point is 00:13:57 How do you get on this list? Why are we not getting some Tommy Boy swag? I don't know why you wouldn't get this. Yeah, I'd love to get it. It seems like perfect for you. What company is still cranking out Tommy Boy's swag? Well, you know, it's a motion picture company called Paramount. And they're excited about the 30th anniversary.
Starting point is 00:14:17 And don't get me started about this Beetlejuice Beetlejuice blanket. Beetlejuice? Which is like, don't say it three times. Yeah, it's such a scam. They made the theater really cold, so you had to purchase a Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice blanket just to survive the...
Starting point is 00:14:33 Ingenious. Yeah. Oh, someone also wins the blanket, you said? Yeah, I'll give him the blanket. Are you using the blanket to cover it? Because they might need to wrap this up in something. I don't know if they want to just walk with it. You're gonna do two prizes for one person
Starting point is 00:14:44 instead of two prizes? I'll give them I'll throw my book in there then too. Yeah. Yeah and I'll sign it to whoever it is. Paul's book Trauma's Not That Bad is available. Now in paperback, just came out in paperback with 20 extra pages. What's it actually called? Oh, Joyful Recollections of Trauma. Joyful Recollections of Trauma. Trauma's not that bad, is that what you said? Yeah, that's what I called it. That was like the, uh,
Starting point is 00:15:11 I kind of like Doug's. I was ready to be corrected, but, uh. You should write a book called that. Trauma's not that bad. He sold it, and you sold it, so I was like, really, his book's called that? I really love that. We're all up here, always be selling.
Starting point is 00:15:23 ABS. I really love that. We're all up here, always be selling. ABS. He is best known for having sex with college girls. It's Rob Hubel, everybody. Yes. No, no, let's edit that out. My lovely wife is a college sex life with Rob Hubel.
Starting point is 00:15:41 I'm trying to find my wife. She has been abducted. Rob Hubel's College Sex with Girls. What's it called, and were you upset when your lesbian daughter left the show? Doug. It was called The Sex Lives of College Girls. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:15:59 And I was her dad. And yes, I was very upset when she left the show. And for people listening, you did put your fingers in quotes there. I did. And as I'm thinking about it, I probably shouldn't elaborate on that. She did.
Starting point is 00:16:17 She's a pop star. Renee Rapp left the show. You played her father. She's a superstar in the music world. Did you discuss with the producers of the show, like what's the reason for her dad character to stick around? You're joking? I totally did that.
Starting point is 00:16:32 I totally did that. I was like, wouldn't it be funny if her dad just like audited classes? Yeah, what if he was still a character on the show? And they were like, I don't know. I don't know if people are that invested in the dad character. I was like, but he's so cool. Like, he's so cool.
Starting point is 00:16:49 Yeah, but no, it was a bummer when she left the show. And I think the show got canceled, but. Oh, did it? I think so. It might be done, yeah. Yeah, by the time. Anyway. Well, you think it got canceled?
Starting point is 00:16:59 I'm sure, but they're shopping at our house. You're on the show. Well, as far as he knows, because he's no longer on it. Yeah, his daughter left. My daughter left, so they got new people on the show. So I was sort of. But I play the dad of the new. You guys, Hollywood is a very difficult town.
Starting point is 00:17:14 It's very difficult. Have you heard that? Have you ever heard that? Were you on it, Paul? I'm playing the father of the new daughter on the show. Oh. And it was on a bridge. And they have me auditing classes.
Starting point is 00:17:26 I'm in there. That was literally my idea. A lot of fun stuff. We're just having fun. Oh, fuck. I'm the cool dad, I guess. Whatever. They said, yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:33 That's what they called me. Damn it. Well, thank you all for being here. And before we play some games tonight, I would like each one of you to recommend a motion picture. It can be a new one, an old one. It could be something that Paul Shear is in. Can I teach a ball to you?
Starting point is 00:17:58 Yeah. No. I don't know. I was like, that's a long time ago. I will. No, actually, I want the listeners to do it. Let's just sit and see if we hear them. I can jump in, because I watched one last night that I really like, that's a long time. I will love it. No, actually, I want the listeners to do it. Let's just sit and see if we hear them. I can jump in, because I watched one last night
Starting point is 00:18:08 that I really like. Paul's ready to go. You can afford movies. I watched Companion last night, which I thought was really good. I really enjoyed it. It's a very cool concept. It's like a big episode of Black Mirror. But I think what they did interesting in the movie,
Starting point is 00:18:26 I don't want to spoil too much of it, is that a lot of times in the movies, once they kind of reveal the big twist, it's like, oh, that was cool. But this movie, I think, ratcheted up the tension of, oh, no, I fucked up so bad. How do I fix it? You're in that zone of, I felt like I was very connected to the main character as he was spiraling out of control.
Starting point is 00:18:45 Like, how do I fix this terrible thing? I thought it was very good. Yeah, they do... I'm trying to talk around... I wish there was more restraint with the trailer, but it's so hard to do these days because people want to know what they're going to see. Well, there you go. Well, you're in luck because, you know, lots of people are seeing the trailer first,
Starting point is 00:19:04 and it's a little too giveaway for that movie. But still so well done that it's worth seeing anyway. It was shocking to me because I was like, oh, that's what this movie's about? This is fun. Well, you do nothing nothing. You just saw a picture.
Starting point is 00:19:18 I saw a picture. I also know nothing. I have no idea. Oh, there you go. Yes, I just saw a picture, and I had heard people say it was good. And the poster, she has like black eyes or something. That don't know it. Oh, there you go. Yes, I just saw a picture. And I had heard people say it was good. And the poster, she has like black eyes or something. That's all I know.
Starting point is 00:19:29 And so I was like, ready to go. Let's go. Let's do it. It was my favorite movie of the year until I saw Sinners. Whoa. Yeah. And it's still my favorite. But Sinners is a very close second.
Starting point is 00:19:41 Whoa. Wait, Sinners is a second for you? I like Companion more but you know like not much more and they shouldn't be compared really. Has everyone seen Sinners? I love Sinners. There was this one scene in the movie that threw me out of it. It's when they started twerking from the future. I was like, because I'm so like in this time period, I'm like, yeah, I'm here. Some of that future stuff through. Yeah, and I was like, is she busting it wide open? I was like, what is? It's breaking the space-time continuum. The time's a flat circle.
Starting point is 00:20:13 We're all in. It really was like, is this Cheesy Eaters a good? And you're like, I think it's good. And the spitting in the mouth was creepy. It's technically amazing. Oh yeah, the spitting of the mouse seemed really personal. Like someone really wanted to do that. Someone came up with that idea and was like, I'm doing it.
Starting point is 00:20:30 I've seen that happen. I was in Toronto and I was like, oh, that's weird. And someone was like, well, it happens all the time. And I go, really? And then I took a straw poll of people I was with. They're like, yeah, I'd do that. I was like, wow. I just found out backstage.
Starting point is 00:20:42 I have been asked to do that. Oh, really? What? It grosses me out. I talked over that. Say that again. I said, I have been asked to do that. Oh really? What? It grosses me out. I talked over that, say that again. I said I have been asked to do that. To spit in some or receive it?
Starting point is 00:20:51 No, to spit in someone's mouth. Like a dentist? By what? Yeah, the dentist. Like on eBay, you know? Spit in my mouth? Yeah, like while I'm making out with someone. Does that happen to you, Doug, at the dentist?
Starting point is 00:21:01 Does your dentist say, hey man, do you mind spitting in my mouth? Well, hey, instead of that little sink, instead of that tiny little sink, why don't you spit that in my mouth? Is this a good time to mention I have a little bit of a saliva phobia? Really?
Starting point is 00:21:15 Yes, like you know when you're at a dog park and a dog runs by you and they just like get gone? I love it. It makes me gag all the way home. Natalie. And driving like, ugh. Rob wipes it off and eats it. I do.
Starting point is 00:21:27 You know who else has a really low threshold for, who has a terrible gag reflex? Diddy. Steve Agee. Oh, yeah. That's why he needs all that baby oil. OK, all right. But Steve Agee, if you mention something gross,
Starting point is 00:21:44 Steve goes, ugh, ugh goes, like you can, you can almost make him throw up. That's incredible. We were shooting a sketch one time where I was a million years ago, it was like a human centipede sketch and, and there was like a, there was like a chocolate bar, you know, it was supposed to be poop and Steve was supposed to like eat and he couldn't, he could not eat it. He was like, like Steve was supposed to like eat and he couldn't he could not eat it he was like yeah we made him do gross stuff on new girl he would he was playing a guy named outside Dave yeah
Starting point is 00:22:17 yeah and he had to do the wildest shit and he seemed fine with it Oh, that was the old Steve. New Steve. OK, that's a good segue. Network money versus sketch money. That's what I think it is. That's a good segue to my movie recommendation. Oh, I love it. It came out last week. It's called Summer of 69. It's on Hulu. Oh, yes.
Starting point is 00:22:34 Hey, you're in that. I am in that. Jillian Bell directed it. I have a tiny, tiny part, but I think she did such a good job. And I think it's really worth seeing it. It's her dearth. It's the number one movie on Hulu, too. It's her dearth. It's on the debut. But I think she did such a good job, and I think it's really worth seeing it so I saw it at South by Southwest and loved it and as a lot of people have chimed in on the internet. It's
Starting point is 00:22:59 Frustrating that people can't see it in a theater that like it's right to streaming But it's still still worth seeing on streaming. Yeah, I recommend it looks great. Yeah, it's really fun She's kind of I mean Jillian's amazing her first her on streaming. Yeah, I recommend it. It looks great. Yeah, it's really fun. She, I mean, Jillian's amazing. Her first movie? Yeah, her directorial debut. That's so cool. Yeah. She was in it.
Starting point is 00:23:12 American High, which is a company, you made your first movie over there. Yeah, I made Plan B there, yeah. Yeah, they're great. They make movies and like it's, if you like. Well, why don't you marry him, Paul? Oh, hey. Why don't you marry him? But it's really like, it's a great little,
Starting point is 00:23:22 like it's like everyone's always like, oh, why doesn't Blumhouse do comedy? Or that's what they basically have done. They've created like this. It's very smart. Yeah. LaMourne.
Starting point is 00:23:32 What do you need? Your favorite movie. Did you already go? I haven't gone yet. He hasn't gone yet. My movie recommendation. Do you want me to go or last? I don't care.
Starting point is 00:23:40 No, I'll go. Yeah, you go. The last movie I saw was Mission Impossible. The new one? Yeah, we shot together. Oh shit, we can't see it yet. This guy set up a screening. Yeah, Paul had his own screening of it.
Starting point is 00:23:52 I love all Mission Impossible movies. And he didn't invite some of us. You gotta get on this guy's good side. He's mad at you. It was a very, last time I was able to invite a bunch of people because it was in a giant theater on Paramount, but there's a lot more security around this.
Starting point is 00:24:07 Are you in it? No, no, and that's actually the hardest thing about it. But a friend of ours is in it. You will be very surprised. A friend of all of us. But he's in the trailer or something like that. Our friend Simon Pegg? No.
Starting point is 00:24:19 You can tell he's in the trailer. Offerman's in it, which is not that cool. Yeah, he is in the trailer. I do not know him. Not a friend of mine. He's a great actor. He's really the trailer offer mints in it, which is oh right. Yeah, he is in the trailer I do not know him not a friend of mine great. He's a great actor Yeah, I think right yeah, I don't like Don't want the movie to be spoiled for me as you said It was really good all mission impossible took a little while to get going I will say that there's a lot of setty up He said he up he I was like yeah, they got a little bit of room the, I will say that. There's a lot of sety yuppie, sety yuppie. I was like, come on guys, get to it.
Starting point is 00:24:45 Yeah, they got a little bit of room. The movie's fucking two hours and 49 minutes long. Jesus, really? Yeah. But it goes back quick. But also, also you see a lot of Tom Cruise in underwear. Like I was not prepared for how ripped that is. Is there a lot of Bob Seeger on the soundtrack?
Starting point is 00:25:07 I don't know why I'm laughing. I don't get that joke. He's in his underwear in that famous scene in Risky Biz. Oh, yeah. Fuck you. Is that Bob Seeger? No one remembers Risky Business. What is this, a movie trivia show? Um, but yeah, he's like, every chance he gets he's-
Starting point is 00:25:26 But do you see his naked butt? Oh, no. Not naked, he's keeping those tight, they're not tighty whities, they're tighty blackies. By the way, I'm very, I wanna apologize to you publicly. What? Can I apologize for what I did? Oh my gosh, sure.
Starting point is 00:25:38 Can I? Yeah, I mean, yeah, sure. Okay. I mean, paramount. I, Paul set up this screening, and it was right next to a big Scientology place on, like the most random theater ever on Hollywood Boulevard next to like strip bars,
Starting point is 00:25:52 and then there's like a secret door and you go on, there's like a beautiful theater. It must've been a porn theater. It was, well, it was a famous movie theater. Okay. What is this, a movie trivia show? The Egyptian? But, is he talking about the Egyptian?
Starting point is 00:26:04 You know, it's, okay, go ahead, go Egyptian? But is he talking about the Egyptian? Go ahead. What's he talking about? What theater is it? It's like on Hollywood and Vine. Yes, exactly. The Liam Dunn Theater, that one? There's no sign or anything.
Starting point is 00:26:17 I think it's called The Vine. Oh, OK. Yeah. Anyway, so it's right next to the Scientology place. And I'm sorry. I know you're all Scientologists. but I had an opportunity to make a joke and I wasn't thinking very clearly about where I was and who was in the movie.
Starting point is 00:26:32 Well, let me, can I just back you up for one sec? Cause I want you to tell us like, so the pull off the screening, there were many hoops that I had to jump through. Many. That involved Tom Cruise. Yes. And the final, the final turn was this cut had to be unlocked from London
Starting point is 00:26:50 to get this screening going. And I guess they are very selective on who gets that turn key before the movie when it's not a premiere. So essentially, all intents and purposes, Tom Cruise let us watch this in a theater. I don't know Tom Cruise, never met Tom Cruise. Go ahead. I've met Tom Cruise. No big deal. I met him once but I don't want to leave. So I'm building this up too much but so Sheer gets up at the beginning of the movie to just say hey you know hope you guys enjoy the movie blah blah blah and there's some people there that we didn't
Starting point is 00:27:19 know some. They're all people we knew you may not have known. There were some I mean I'm saying some like Church of. there was a no that big anyway so sure gets up there was only there was a the head of one of the big heads of Paramount was there and two security cars on intelligence and then the projectionist signed all those are the only people that we sure gets up and he sees like hey guys welcome to the movie and I yelled out where is Shelley miss cabbage and after I like you weren't exactly on board with the record it did anybody know it was not recorded now it is yeah now it's locked in no but that was a I had jumped through
Starting point is 00:28:01 a lot of because before I got up there did it was- Did you know it was me? Yes, I knew it was you. The theater only had 60 people in it. It was a small theater. I could see you. They put a spotlight on me. Rob's not going to get a C, dead or reckoning. Because you think it's really over.
Starting point is 00:28:19 Do you think if this one makes a ton of money, they don't just actually stop? No, it's not over. They'll make prequels. I think that the movies, why do you need to make more of these when you could just make movies that are parallel to them? Right. No cliffhanger ending?
Starting point is 00:28:37 No cliffhanger ending. Interesting. But they've never had a cliffhanger ending until the last one, which I would argue, that's my only thing. I wish it was a standalone. I think that that's when Mission Impossible is at its best. I love this, I thought it was great.
Starting point is 00:28:50 But I like that it's just like, I think they have to set up a lot of stuff. They have to continue a whole other movie. There's a lot of finishing each other's sentences. Like, and if we can just get to that valve and we turn it to the right four times, the word will be saved from the entity. Right, right, right, yes. But again, just to remind Rob, we are not allowed the right four times, the word will be saved from the entity. Right, right, right, yes.
Starting point is 00:29:06 But again, just to remind Rob, we are not allowed to review the movie, just give our reactions to it, and the reactions are always a great song. I'm reacting. And where is, where is Jelly Miss Cabbage? I'm just asking. I'm just asking questions.
Starting point is 00:29:19 This doesn't come out till next Monday, so the movie will have been out. Great. Oh right, yeah, now it's out. It opens Friday. It opens this weekend the movie will have been out. Oh, right. Yeah. Now it's out. It opens Friday. It opens this weekend? Yes. It opens Thursday.
Starting point is 00:29:28 Yeah. So this comes out after that. I will say that the final sequence in the movie is one of the best things I've ever seen on film, hands down. It is the best stunt of all. Nothing will top it. You seen Poodie Tang? Well, that is pretty good so we should show up late show up an hour late we should see something else and then sneak in for that final scene but it truly is
Starting point is 00:29:57 like a me I had to I also watched a documentary on it it is it's insane it is truly the most insane thing I've ever seen. Well, I hope that Tom Cruise not only stays alive, but continues to come up with scripts that allow him to do these insane stunts, because they're adding a stunt category to the Oscars, but it doesn't take effect for another year or two. Well, and why?
Starting point is 00:30:20 Why is it so hard? They go, oh, well, how do we figure that out? Just get it in there. No, it almost feels like they're like, hey, Tom Cruise, we hear you did a lot of amazing stunts in your most recent movie. Too bad you can't be nominated for another couple years. But he'll keep doing it. He's like, he's driven.
Starting point is 00:30:37 Well, here's what I'll say. Do you think that, as an audience, Tom obviously loves movies. There was a big story last week. Doug loves movies. Doug loves movies, yes. But originally, it was Tom loves movies. There was a big story last week. Doug loves movies. Doug loves movies. I do love movies. But originally it was Tom loves movies, and you talk to me.
Starting point is 00:30:49 He's like, oh, you can love movies as well. Do you think that if, all right, so without spoiling anything, there's a big sequence where he is on the wing of an airplane. If he died shooting that sequence, shouldn't we, the audience, be allowed to see it? Shouldn't that be a clause in the contract? Hey, you die in whoa. Why not? This is pretty dark. It's a person dying. What is this? Faces of death? We see real deaths all the time.
Starting point is 00:31:18 On the news. You don't pay to see the movie where Tom Cruise died. That's horrible. But then but he's it like, oh, it wasn't like, oh, he fell off a balcony when he was shooting. It's like, oh, I'm gonna get on an airplane and 8,000 feet in the air going 110 miles an hour. It's like, well, you know the risks. Well, they certainly re-edited The Crow, right, after what's named Diary of a Dane.
Starting point is 00:31:39 Now, that I wouldn't wanna see that. Now, that I wouldn't wanna see. But I'm saying if you're willingly going like, hey, I'm gonna, wasn't that a movie that he was gonna do or he's gonna do it now They're space like let me fucking see it like if it's not good I'm gonna ask that was fast 10 fast in the rock went went to space when they hit the gas that I actually went Yeah, they went to space Lamar. We didn't do your movie. Yeah We do yours Rob. Yeah How do we get on mission impossible? His movie was Mission Impossible?
Starting point is 00:32:05 What's it called? Mission Impossible 8. I don't know. The Final Reckoning. That's it? The Final Reckoning. That's it, yeah. OK.
Starting point is 00:32:14 Trauma's not that bad. Mission Impossible. Am I Colin the Final Reckoning? Yeah. This is how I feel about my Colin every day. All his notes are hammered. What? Lamar, what's your recommendation? I'm gonna...
Starting point is 00:32:30 Training day. I love training day. I've never seen it. That's it? Training day? Hey everybody, here's the movie you should check out. What's the point of me saying the name of the movie again? The point is to give somebody somebody out there like something to watch. I've never seen it. I've never seen it.
Starting point is 00:32:49 This is a movie recommendation. I've never seen it. Whoa, my God. You're in a crowd. You've never seen it? Show of hands. I've never seen it. Oh, it's great.
Starting point is 00:32:56 I just, three people have seen Training Day in this crowd. Look at this. No, you're doing your job. I apologize. I didn't know I had a bunch of dumb white motherfuckers. By the way, for people, aren't you at least Ethan Hawke fans? So I'm not going to use Training Day then. Oh shit, you already said it.
Starting point is 00:33:15 I'm going to do it. Anybody have kids? No, no one here has kids. Some of the listeners might. I saw a couple days ago, I took my daughter to see Lilo and Stitch. How was it? It was really good. Very sad in some parts. So you had a private screening.
Starting point is 00:33:29 Sad. Some parts were really sad. That little girl is so cute. And she's the best actor. I was shocked. She's so good. Let me ask you this. Are the sad parts Zach Galifianakis?
Starting point is 00:33:37 No, no, no, no. Actually, I will say this. He wasn't funny. Right. He's like more of a... That character in the movie is kind of straight. Yeah. He wasn't, I think, he wasn't funny. Right, he's like more, that character in the movie is kinda straight. Yeah, he was very serious in it. And I just, for some reason, I really wanted him
Starting point is 00:33:52 to do something stupid. Right. But he was very, very straight. He approaches like a serious actor. Yeah, the guy opposite of him, Billy Magnuson, fantastic actor, he's really funny at it and silly. So I guess they kinda played off each other. Oh, they played off each other that way yeah well the is it was your daughter a fan of Lilo and Stitch the animated yes yes so is your daughter a fan of training day yes the
Starting point is 00:34:17 animated version in my house anything on stitch is it kind of exactly the same though? In a good way? Is it very similar? It's very similar. Word for word. Yeah, basically it's the same movie. It's a live action remake?
Starting point is 00:34:35 Got it. That's what they do these days. I know. I've watched a few, and sometimes I'm like, I don't know why that we need this. And then sometimes I'm like, oh, that actually worked quite well. The one I'm most confused about is Lion King. Because I'm like, I don't know why that we need this. And then sometimes I'm like, oh, that actually worked quite well. The one I'm most confused about is Lion King. Because I'm like, well, that's animated.
Starting point is 00:34:49 It looks awesome. And then it's like, it's also animated. But it's realer animation? Yeah, I didn't know why that. Yeah, in like, Jungle Book, they're like, we could have a real boy. And it's like, oh, all right. Great.
Starting point is 00:35:02 It's finally a real boy in this movie about animated talking animals, all right. Great. It's finally a real boy in this movie about animated talking animals. All right. Thank you so much, everybody, for those amazing recommendations. Lots of thanks for people that go out and see Seamen Theaters, if you can. And we are going to take a break.
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Starting point is 00:37:11 Back to the show. We're back. Yeah. Woo. Yay. What what? Yay. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 00:37:24 During the break. Wow. We picked some people in the audience. Look at you. Oh, lots of popcorn for everybody because there's nothing podcast listeners love more than the sound of chewing. This is like... I won't eat my popcorn on the microphone. During the break, Lamorne chose to play for Janelle Iargo. You can give it to these people. Natalie is playing for her dead friend Zoe. Paul is playing for Phil Up. And Rob is playing for Rachel.
Starting point is 00:38:02 Rachel. Rachel is your brother's name? We're here. Oh, no. I think she said Rob is her brother's name. Oh. Yeah. Oh, you have those kind of parents
Starting point is 00:38:14 with the alliterative Rob and Rachel. I'm not judging. They should have named him Ross. For less, our first game today is a listener favorite because they love yelling. It's called Alex's, Jason and Deb's IMDB Game. Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. Pew, pew, pew, pew.
Starting point is 00:38:43 Here's how this game works. Everybody's IMDB page has at the top of it a best known for. So I will start reading somebody's best known for from the first title through to the fourth. Not one of us, right? And as soon as we'll, Could be. Maybe not.
Starting point is 00:39:04 We'll see. I've been known to play that trick on guests, but I think all of you would probably recognize your own titles pretty well. So let's assume that's not gonna happen. It could be anyone though. Yeah, it could be any actor or actress. You just yell out your own name as your buzzer
Starting point is 00:39:26 for when you want to guess. But the thing is, after the first title, it was a little early to jump in, because if you guess wrong, you get a negative point. What? Exactly. But if you guess correctly, you can get bonus points by guessing the additional movies in that actor or actress's top four.
Starting point is 00:39:52 This popcorn is incredible. It's really good popcorn at Dynasty Typewriter. Don't they put M&Ms in it sometimes? The toppings. Yeah, Lamorne's got his own M&Ms over here, if you want. I like to keep them separate. He might share with you. Buddy, cool.
Starting point is 00:40:10 All the white people go, aw. OK, so there's also a theme you might pick up on as this game continues. I promise you I will not pick up on as this game continues. I promise you I will not pick up on it. So we don't answer, we just say our own name. You say your own name, then I call on you and then you tell me the hopefully correct answer. Who's top four starts with, and again, there's a lot of people in this movie so you might want to wait until the second. And we're starting at four and moving to one?
Starting point is 00:40:46 No, number one and moving to two. Oh, wow. OK. Does that make sense? Yeah, absolutely. The number one movie of this person. I mean, I don't even know when there's four movies listed across.
Starting point is 00:40:58 They don't really say one, two, three, four. I just go left to right. Got it, yeah. As if they are, you know. So the first movie listed in this person's best known for is St. Elmo's Fire. A lot of mm's out in the audience. But we really need a second title.
Starting point is 00:41:19 We've got some shrewd players on stage. Nobody wants to take a chance. We need a second title. I don't want a negative point. You don't. You don't need it. The second title is Beyond the, excuse me. Terribly sorry.
Starting point is 00:41:34 Behind the Candle Opera. Natalie. Roblo. Yeah. Roblo is correct. Nice work. Sorry, Rachel. Beyond got me.
Starting point is 00:41:44 I was like, Beyond the Thunderdome. And I was like, wait a second. I know. I really threw you off with that. But you know what? Natalie heard all the same things. Yep. And she figured it out.
Starting point is 00:41:55 All right. So. Paul Roblowe. Natalie's on the board. One point. But can you name, just name two in succession Roblowe motion pictures and I will tell you, well they could be TV shows but those are less likely, but name two things that Rob Lowe was in and I'll tell you if you get bonus points.
Starting point is 00:42:16 I don't think it's less likely with Rob Lowe. I was going to say the West Wing and Parks and Rec. Right, they could go that way with that. Can I give one? They didn't. Well that means you're only looking at these. Can I give one? They didn't. That means you're only looking at the easiest ones. Can I just guess one? Well, I guess so.
Starting point is 00:42:29 I don't want to point, just for fun. Young Blood? That was fun. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha didn't make it. You know, it's often the actors themselves or the publicist or somebody that'll dig into IMDB and like create a top four. I don't think you can do that. That they're happy with. What's that? I don't think you can do that.
Starting point is 00:42:52 I think you can. Yeah, you can. You can do lots of it. And the other two in Rob Lowe's top four are the outsiders in Wayne's World. Oh. You know, Wayne's World where he got to bust out and do comedy for the first time, I think.
Starting point is 00:43:06 And then he became a comedy man. Is he on 9-1-1 now? Is that a show? He's on, like, Texas Lone Star. Yeah, and he also had a show with his son. And he's got the best game show on television called The Floor. I was on that show.
Starting point is 00:43:19 What? Unstable. Paper. Stapler. Oh. Pen. Unstable. No, you're not talking about The Floor. No. Unstable. Unstable. Paper. Stapler. Oh. Pen. Unstable. Unstable.
Starting point is 00:43:25 You're not talking about the floor. No. Unstable. Unstable. Was him and his son. And you? Yeah. What'd you play?
Starting point is 00:43:32 I played his rival in season two. Really? Like a bad guy? Not a bad guy. You think that that's the case. Just misunderstood. Did you get an Emmy for it? No.
Starting point is 00:43:43 Nominated? That's weird. They're not giving you Emmys for everything you fucking do? No. But they should. You would have mentioned it. I mean, my Emmy, I got was basically a lifetime achievement award for all the great works that I've done over the years.
Starting point is 00:43:54 Did they say that? My Hall of Fame career, they've. Announce your retirement while accepting your first Emmy. Because those Emmys, they do like to repeat. Doug, would you mind if I asked the people at Dynasty one quick question? Please. I'm halfway through this delicious popcorn.
Starting point is 00:44:10 And it tastes like ham to me. And I'm a vegetarian, and I'm just wondering if it has ham seasoning. I'm eating the same popcorn as you. It does not have any ham flavor. But there are some burnt kernels in there that might be given. Some of this is like too good. Oh, the burnt kernels are given that might be given. Some of this is like too good.
Starting point is 00:44:25 Oh the burnt kernels are given a meat-meat attitoy. Coconut oil. I know you guys got all those spices in there. It's cooked in coconut meat oil. When you were not looking I put bacon in there. It really tastes like that. Okay, I'm glad. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 00:44:40 Sorry. I love like a nice slice of coconut ham. Draped across my pizza. I love like a nice slice of coconut ham Draped across my pizza. All right, so Natalie is in the lead so far. What's the score one point? I Don't need to recap the others because it's all bunch of goose eggs even young blood wasn't in there. Here's Two I got nothing for 9 the first movie another we're being in a show with the guy ghostbusters what is anybody in ghostbusters have to do with Rob Lowe that's the question well there's a theme ultimately that brings all these names together the second title in this person's best known for is Blues Brothers 2000.
Starting point is 00:45:31 Natalie. Paul what do you think? I think this is gonna be Dan Ackroyd. Dan Ackroyd is correct! All right Paul you got one point for that but can you name two more Dan Ackroyd projects? I didn't say my name because it was so easy. I thought it was a trick. Like that's the thing. You've got to hang back when it's too easy. You know, I'm going to guess my girl.
Starting point is 00:45:59 Huh? He's the dad. Probably not, though, based on have been me. Based on the audience reaction. I know it's going to fly around. You killed it. You killed it. I didn't. It's still there.
Starting point is 00:46:10 It's still lurking. I'm going to say Saturday Night Live. Oh, interesting choices. He went with all four movies in his case. This is such a deranged top four. This feels like Ackroyd personally picked this top four. Because we got Ghostbusters and then Blues Brothers 2000. Like, why would anybody?
Starting point is 00:46:31 Is it the skull vodka? Is that on there? No, it's not. But then the next one is the movie Nothing But Trouble. That disgusting, weird-ass movie. Which he directed. Yeah, where he has a penis nose. And then the fourth one, Ghostbusters 2.
Starting point is 00:46:48 Whoa. That feels like a Dan Aykroyd list. Dan Aykroyd really, like that's so. He wrote all of them, I bet. I bet you he had a hand in the writing of all of them. So that's why they all ended up in his top four. But anyway, no more bonus points for Paul. But he has won.
Starting point is 00:47:04 Natalie has won. Here we go, round three. Rob Lowe and Dan Aykroyd are the names you've heard so far. What could they have in common? And then the third round starts with a movie called Bolero. What the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:47:22 The second movie is called Ghosts Can't Do It. Rob. Rob. Rob. Who is it? Is it Bo Derek? It is Bo Derek. I didn't even guess that.
Starting point is 00:47:32 Wow. It's Bo Derek. Congratulations, Rob. I think I saw Ghosts Can't Do It because I thought it was going to be dirty when I was little. It does seem like it should be. It turns out they can't do it, so they leave their clothes on. It's a very short movie.
Starting point is 00:47:47 Nothing happens. Hold on, how is her number one movie not 10? Well, hey, don't spoil it. That's a great question. But now Rob has to name two more movies. Aw, come on. Yeah. Okay, you do that, though.
Starting point is 00:47:59 That would be in her best known for. What do you think, Rob? Well, definitely 10. I think this is a sham. I got to name two of them? Yeah. Rachel, hold on. What do you think?
Starting point is 00:48:13 Don't ask Rachel. Oh, you can't ask other people. No. I mean, later there is a line-by-line situation. Was she in? Was she? Was she in, um, was she, you know, was she in, um, I don't know, another, but Derek. That's okay. You can pass.
Starting point is 00:48:34 I'm gonna pass. Yeah. I mean, you know, it's a stretch for her to have four, but she does. And none of them are 10. Wow. So again, I feel like maybe she picked this because it's- This is like when I did- No, this is top 10.
Starting point is 00:48:49 When I did, like, with you, the best movies in San Francisco, and Bullet was not in the top 10 of those movies. Yeah, that was crazy. Bolero, Ghost Can't Do It, Tommy Boy. Oh. Right there, the answers, right in front of you. And then, of course, she was in a movie called Tarzan the Ape Man.
Starting point is 00:49:10 Hey, Danielle, I'm sorry. The game's not over. The game is not over. Here we go, round four. Bolero, if you're dropping names like that, then I'm out. I was so confident in Bolero, but then I was like, could it be Boderic? But I don't know.
Starting point is 00:49:24 You've heard of this movie, LaMourne. I'm older than you guys. Who's best known for it starts with first blood. OK. Got it. I'm here. I'm ready to go. Paul.
Starting point is 00:49:34 What? Richard Crenna. Incorrect. Negative point. One point. You're back to zero. Yes. I had an idea of what the category was.
Starting point is 00:49:45 It was a full play. I liked it. The second title after First Blood is Romeo Plus Juliet. Baz Lermons. Romeo Plus Juliet. Not Richard Brenna? Lamorne. No, he's not in that.
Starting point is 00:50:00 Lamorne. Harold Perrino? Harold Perrino is another great guest, star of Lost, and Mercutio in Romeo and Juliet. Is it the right answer? But that is not the correct answer. Does Lamorne get a negative point? He does.
Starting point is 00:50:16 Yes. Lamorne's in deep, deep trouble. Wait, but you also get a negative guess. Yeah. He did, too. He went back to zero. The third title is Silverado. And then the fourth title.
Starting point is 00:50:29 Hold on. Don't give me any more clues. Well, you already. Lamorne. I haven't said my name. Lamorne. I haven't said my name. Lamorne wants to guess again.
Starting point is 00:50:38 Rob, anything? No, I didn't say my name. OK, the fourth movie. Say your name. Say your name. Cocoon. Who was in First Blood, Romeo and Juliet, Silverado, and Cocoon? Oh, I have an idea.
Starting point is 00:50:53 Rob. Can I guess it after you know? Who is it, Rob? Fuck. Danny Glover? WB, baby. WB. Is it WB?
Starting point is 00:51:02 Who's WB? Wilfred Brimley? No. That's a negative. That's a negative. WB. Is that a negative? Who's WB? Wilford Brimley? No. That's a negative. That's a negative. WB. Is that a negative? No, I already guessed.
Starting point is 00:51:09 I wasn't. No, he had already guessed. He's already out. It's Brian Dennehy. Oh, that's like a dennehy. That is the Academy Award version of WB. Wilford Brimley, Brian Dennehy. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:51:22 I don't know if I know who Brian Dennehy is. Well, he was that guy that was in First Blood, Romeo and Juliet, Silverado. I saw him on Death of a Salesman on Broadway. And it was amazing. He was in Cocoon 2. Very long, but very good. All right, Pete.
Starting point is 00:51:35 All right, Pete. Great actor. Who was he in Romeo and Juliet? Romeo. Brian Dennehy's friend. Romeo and Juliet. He was a Capulet or a Montague. Very helpful.
Starting point is 00:51:46 He was one parent, and Paul Sorvino was the other, the Montagues and the Capulets. Do I get a negative point, or can I just not have that? No, you have one point. For what? Did he just get some shit wrong? I did get. He got shit wrong when it wasn't his turn to guess.
Starting point is 00:52:01 Oh, great. Right? Yeah. Ain't that about a OK. Were you just fucking around? All right. Yeah, I was just fucking around. All right.
Starting point is 00:52:07 This is number one bullshit. Round five. Starts with Joe Dirt. The audience is bad. Rob. Who? Paul? I said Rob.
Starting point is 00:52:19 Rob. Rob. Oh, I know it. I got Paul. Rob, Rob's name. I said my name. Yeah, who is it? But will you sing the Say My Name song? Say my name, say my name. I got a pop. Wait. I said my name. Yeah, who is it? But were you singing the Say My Name song?
Starting point is 00:52:26 Say my name, say my name. David Spade. David Spade is correct. I mean, I don't think who's going to catch me. I'm up two to one. Now you get to name three David Spade movies for three more potential points. Yes.
Starting point is 00:52:44 If you get any, you're the winner. I'm looking at one. Tommy Boy. Tommy Boy, what else? What's the golf movie that Adam Sandler, Happy Madison, or no, that's the production company. No. It's incorrect.
Starting point is 00:52:57 No. It's incorrect. Happy Gilmore. You don't get multiple shots at the title. He says Happy Gilmore. No, he didn't. He said Happy Madison. He did. That's his production company. So do you say Happy Madison and Happy Gilmore. He says Happy Gilmore. No, he didn't. He said Happy Madison. He did.
Starting point is 00:53:05 That's his production company. So do you say Happy Madison and Happy Gilmore? Happy Gilmore is my real guess. The other one was a joke. And what's another David Spade movie? I'm really not great. Sandy Wexler. You're not going to get it.
Starting point is 00:53:20 The wrong, I see. Don't say from the audience. No audience answer is clean. Can I get a point if I guess one? Oh, what's the one in Hawaii when they all go to Hawaii and they're all like, oh, wait, what's the one when they're all like, uh, the 50th birthday? Ba-ba-ba-o-by-o-by.
Starting point is 00:53:35 Oh, grown-ups? Grown-ups? You just going to tell them the title? Yeah, grown-ups. No, I'm not going to tell them. What are we doing here? Can I just guess one here just for fun again? Sure.
Starting point is 00:53:44 It's fun when you do that. Joe Dirt, two. No. No, Joe Dirt was number one, but Tommy Boy was number two, so Rob got that right. And then the Benchwarmers and the Emperors knew Groove. Whoa. Benchwarmers.
Starting point is 00:53:58 Rob is the winner of that game. Congratulations, Rob. You did it. And that also means just that he gets to go first in our next game. Bench Warmer is a movie that when I auditioned for it, the casting director said, alright, next time just do it funny.
Starting point is 00:54:16 And at that point, next time, and I was like, well I think it may be lying in the problems with the script here. I didn't know, but it was the harshest note I've ever gotten in any audition ever. Next time, do it funny. Yeah, you should have said, okay, I'll be back in a few minutes.
Starting point is 00:54:34 When the fuck next time? You might not ever get called in again. Oh, I did it again. I did it again. I did it right at the beginning, I guess. I had a casting director after my audition stare at me, and then she just went, all right. Wow.
Starting point is 00:54:46 And that was it. That's the worst. That's how you got Fargo. I auditioned for one of the Die Hard movies and the role was called pasty faced hacker. So it was like a hacker, you know. Sure. And so I go in. Kevin Smith played the role.
Starting point is 00:55:02 Probably. I think so. What is this, a movie trivia show? And I went in and I sat down on the chair and you know, you have to do all the stuff like, oh my God, there's a firewall. Can you get in? Give me a second, I'm in.
Starting point is 00:55:14 You know, it was very intense, blah, blah, blah. In the middle of the audition, I've never had this happen, the chair that I was sitting on shattered and broke and I fell down on the floor and I didn't know what to do. It was totally, and so I just popped back up and I said, John McClane set my chair to explode. I just kept hacking.
Starting point is 00:55:36 And they like looked at me like, whoa. And they were laughing so hard. The woman showed me the footage on the camera of like me doing it and then dropping out of frame and then jumping back up. And they were like, that was amazing. Never heard from them. Let's not reward him at all.
Starting point is 00:55:56 No. I tell you an audition story. It wasn't just a long part where it wasn't. Probably what? No, he's like the main guy. Because him and Kevin Smith are both hackers in it, or whatever. Natalie has an audition story.
Starting point is 00:56:09 Oh, yeah. So I don't remember what it was for, but it was to play a prostitute. Let's go. Like a hooker on the street. And they were like, make sure you come dress the part, like in big capital letters. And it was in Beverly Hills, and I couldn't find parking.
Starting point is 00:56:28 I had to park really far away. Oh, no. Uh-oh. Just like running over there in these big hills. You made a lot of money on the way to the audition. Running over there in these big platforms. And I get there, and I'm like out of breath. And she's like, OK.
Starting point is 00:56:42 And the role said, like, there was no lines. It was just that. And I was like, why breath, and she's like, OK. And the role said, there was no lines. It was just that. And I was like, why do I have to go in? Why can't they take a photo of me if there's no lines? So she goes, OK, so here's what we're going to do. You're going to be standing there against a gate or a wall. And you're going to be trying to get a man and and then a car is gonna hit you run into you and then you're gonna fall and die so go ahead and I was like what how do I there's no
Starting point is 00:57:20 what and she goes so just pretend a car crashes into you and then you die She's just like behind this handicapped like And I was like, okay Okay, and again dress like a hooker real short skirt But tits out to here high heels and so I just go like And then slide down the wall. And then too long passes. I'm on the ground. Too long.
Starting point is 00:57:49 Like a whole minute. And I was like, is it good? And she was like, yeah, okay, so now I just need to see your, like, can you dance? And I was like, what? And she goes, can you salsa dance? And I was like, sure, yeah. And she goes, okay, go dance? And I was like, sure, yeah. And she goes, OK, go ahead.
Starting point is 00:58:05 No music. Nothing. I just had to dance after pretending to die against a wall. Also didn't hear anything back. Do you know what Babila was for? No, I don't remember. Have you guys seen HBO's hookers at the point?
Starting point is 00:58:18 But literally, I just want to show you that after I died, I had to go. Oh my God. And then she's, thank you, and then I had to walk 18 blocks back to my truck. And Julia Roberts got that part. Yeah. And people complain about Zoom auditions. I would have a Zoom audition any day after that.
Starting point is 00:58:41 Yeah. You're welcome. Oh, I go first. Are you pointing at me? Yeah. No, you don't, I go first. Are you pointing at me? Because I'm going first? Yes. No, you don't have to go first, because you don't know what the game is yet.
Starting point is 00:58:48 I do. I already know it. Patrick Swayze. Well, you are going first in a game I call ABCD's Nuts. Woo! Wow. Hardcore crowd. I know.
Starting point is 00:58:59 It's a silly name for a very silly game. Basically what it is is it's. I don't have to show my nuts, do I? No. No. I just have them laminated. Can he? I'm going to give everybody the word or words that we're
Starting point is 00:59:18 going to spell tonight. And then we start with Rob on the first letter of those words. And you name any movie that begins with those words, and you name any movie that begins with that letter, and you're still in the game. Then we move to Paul, and Natalie, and Lamorne, and the trick is to try to match what I've written down ahead of time. Again, there's a theme that will emerge.
Starting point is 00:59:44 If you didn't notice on that last game, every one of those actors is in the motion picture. Tommy Boy, currently celebrating its 30th anniversary and available on 4K digital and some other thing. I really thought I would be able to say that right, but I fucked it up. It's now available on 4K, disc, and digital. Doug, are the letters alphabetical?
Starting point is 01:00:11 Or is it just random letters? No, it's what we're going to spell again, because it's fitting with the overall theme tonight is Tommy Boy. So the first letter is to Rob, the letter is T. Name any movie that begins with the letter T. And I'll tell you what I wrote down. OK. Top Gun. Perfect answer.
Starting point is 01:00:32 Not what I wrote down. What? No, I wrote down The Christmas Chronicles. Of course. Another one of my movies. You should have gone with something that began with T. It was on the tip of my tongue. It's a theme thing.
Starting point is 01:00:45 I'm in that movie, too. Are you really? Did you get an Emmy for that? You're in the Christmas Chronicles. I got an Oscar for that one, yeah. As a movie I've seen a lot. You're very good in that movie. What are you playing in that movie?
Starting point is 01:00:55 You watching with kids, Paul? Yeah. Yeah, you don't watch that by yourself. No, I mean, that's why I haven't seen it. There's two of them. What are you? The cop. The cop. I was trying to take him down. Chris Cr two of them. What are you? The cop. The cop.
Starting point is 01:01:05 I was trying to take him down. Chris Crinkle gets in trouble with the law? Yeah, he's a bad boy. And you bust him? Hell yeah. Do you beat him up and shit? No, I pull a gun on him. He drives his car into him, kills him,
Starting point is 01:01:17 and then he gets up and salsa dances away. All right, so the next letter in Tommy Boy is O. So Paul, name a movie that begins with O. Othello. Othello has been filmed many times, none of which are interesting to watch, I don't think. But I went with a movie called Opening Night. Oh, wow. The next letter going to Natalie is M.
Starting point is 01:01:48 Moana. Oh, shit, you're so close. I went with my dead friend Zoe. Oh. Yes, now we see what's happening, maybe. The next letter is another M to Lamorne. Mighty Quinn. Oh, that's the Mighty Quinn.
Starting point is 01:02:09 Does that count? It does in my world. Oh, fuck your world. It shouldn't, yeah, my world is fucked. It's stale popcorn and filthy carpet. Really? Yes. Okay, guess again.
Starting point is 01:02:21 Morris Goes to Jail. Is that a real thing? Yes. That's a movie? Is it about Is that a real thing? Yes. That's a movie? Is it about you or a different Morris? Morris the cat? Who is this Morris? I made that one up.
Starting point is 01:02:32 That was a different one. All right. Well, Rob knows this movie. It's called Miss Stevens. Yeah? Yeah. So that doesn't count. I'm in that movie.
Starting point is 01:02:43 Well, not for M. No. Oh, fuck. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and I'm in that movie. Well, not for M. No. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And Rob's in with Stevens. Yeah. The next letter to you, Rob, is Y. Yentl. Another is another close one.
Starting point is 01:02:59 I went with a movie called You People. I'm in that movie. You're in. Paul. Well, I'm trying to think. The next letter is B. I'm trying that movie. You're in. Paul. Well, I'm trying to think. The next letter is B. I'm trying to figure out what it is. I'm going to say Backdraft is to save me from sitting here
Starting point is 01:03:12 for a long time. You were in Backdraft, right? I was in Backdraft. Yeah, but I don't know. I don't have one that someone has been here. You're really in Backdraft? No. Maybe they remade it or something.
Starting point is 01:03:26 What's your answer, Paul? Backup. No, I went with Battle of the Sexes. Who's in that? Natalie's in that. Oh, it's the next letter to Natalie. And I really don't know anybody else. Osage County?
Starting point is 01:03:40 Oh, I think I know what you're talking about. Osage County? Oh, is that not the hotel? Who cares about what time of year it was? OK. Oh, boy. October, Osage County is great. What would you guess for O, Paul?
Starting point is 01:03:54 O. Go with O. I mean, jeez. There's that movie. Can I guess? Yeah. Can I guess? Please.
Starting point is 01:04:03 Other guys? No, that's the other guys. I don? Yeah. Can I guess? Please. Other guys? No, that's the other guys. I don't know what I would guess, though. Oh, the O that I wrote down, Paul, is OJ the musical. Oh, that's a good, yep, yep. Paul's in that. And then finally, Y is the last letter, and it goes to Natalie. No, it goes to Lamorne.
Starting point is 01:04:22 OK, Lamorne. You sure? Do it. Yesterday. That is correct. Who's in that? Lamorne is in a movie called Yesterday. That's the movie where the guy like wrote, just wakes up and he's written all the Beatles songs or he's... The Beatles don't exist. Oh yeah. Yeah. He's the only one who remembers the Beatles. That's actually true too, right? It all the Beatles songs. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He's the only one who remembers the Beatles. That's actually true, too, right? It's based on a true story. And what do you play in that, Lamorne?
Starting point is 01:04:51 This record executive. A record executive trying to make his career big. Because wouldn't the Beatles be big now? Huh? Would the Beatles be big? Yeah, like if they came out now? I don't know. I don't think you really think about it.
Starting point is 01:05:03 They weren't great singers. Yesterday, we said they would be. Great songwriters, I'm sure. What about horrible singers? Didn't the movie yesterday, was there a mild controversy over the fact that there was somebody in the trailer for the movie that didn't end up being and got caught from the movie?
Starting point is 01:05:19 Yeah. Was it me? Who was it? She's in Ballerina. Oh, Anna de Armas. Anna de Armas, yeah. She was in Ballerina. Anna de Armas. Yeah, she was in it. Tom Cruise's new put her in the trailer
Starting point is 01:05:29 and then they cut her out of the movie? Yeah. Which is wild. That's harsh. She's great. That's harsh shit. All right so, Lamorne is currently our winner going into the next game.
Starting point is 01:05:41 Wait, no, aren't they tied? They're tied. I'm not even high fiving anyone. No, Lamorne gets to go first in our next game. Wait, no, aren't they tied? They're tied. It's not even my five in any one. No, Lamorne gets to go first in our next game. And it's basically a clean slate. Anybody can win. Wait, how do we even get points in that game? It's just Lamorne gets to go first.
Starting point is 01:05:56 Yeah, the last one, I don't understand the points. I matched the title. He matched. He's the only person who matched. Oh, he matched the title. He's the only person that knows the names of the movies that he's in. There's only six of them.
Starting point is 01:06:06 I've only done six movies. Yeah. I can't. Some of them are straight to iPhone. I went with Battle of the Sexes instead of Bloodshot just to give Natalie, you know, everybody got two. That's nice. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:19 You never know what's going to happen with those sort of games, but in this case, Lamorne was our winner. He gets to go first in the final game we're playing tonight to determine a winner we'll do that after these messages we'll be right back we're back this is exciting Lemorne gets to go first in our final game today. And then we'll, you know. What's the score?
Starting point is 01:06:49 What was the score? 30, 31, 31. There's no, what do you mean, score? He matched. What are you eating? He was the only one to match. One, one, one. How long has that been?
Starting point is 01:06:58 How long has that been? I don't know what I was up like. You won the first game, and then that means you get to go first in the second game. So I think it's three people with one point and one person with zero. I'm the person with zero. Doug, have I ever won a game? You're all just blank slate now.
Starting point is 01:07:11 Oh, OK. And I think you've won before, Rob. Yeah, I think it's happened. But if it was a blank slate, I could have shown up right now. You could have. It's like a lot of you see TV game shows, a lot of them, the final round is worth so much that why did we bother with everything leading up to it?
Starting point is 01:07:29 It's like basketball. Yeah, absolutely. Basketball doesn't matter to the last two minutes. What? How do you know it's true? That's not entirely true if you watch it. It's mostly true. Take that back.
Starting point is 01:07:38 I'm on your side. They could be attempting a game. They could run back and forth for a while and at the end they get serious. Incremental two point wins. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That could be a blowout. What are you talking about?
Starting point is 01:07:48 I mean, look at OKC and Denver Nuggets. That was not like that. It could be a blowout. Isn't that fun to watch? Yeah. Yeah, but then dunks, nice sky hooks from Kareem. Has anyone watched the cartoon about sneakers? Oh, you're all about the specifics from Kareem.
Starting point is 01:08:04 Nice back screens. I just saw that the LA Sparks game yesterday. It was a blast. What sport is that? WNBA. I just feel like basketball would be so much better. And you'd get so many more games if they were just 10 minute games.
Starting point is 01:08:15 Nobody would go. I would go. I think the ball. You're advocating for more basketball. But this NBA playoffs has been amazing. Like their basketball season doesn't have enough games? Well, no. I'm saying, what if you went to a basketball game
Starting point is 01:08:27 between two teams? And instead of one basketball game, you had four 10-minute games. Four 10-minute different games with different teams? Yeah, different games. So it would count for the season. Maybe 10 minutes. How much more exciting would that be?
Starting point is 01:08:40 Every stadium would hold. So exciting. So it would be like, the home of the Bucs, the Cavaliers, the Miami Heat. No, no, no, it'd be the same two teams. It'd be the same two. Oh, they got it. They'd play four games back and back. Trying for a best of four.
Starting point is 01:08:51 You mean, even if they tie, it still goes into the record for the season. Yeah, no, or it's four or five. I've never thought about this. But basically, wait. But you're saying like every quarter would be a game. Exactly, yeah. Or would the same two teams.
Starting point is 01:09:04 Except they all count as separate games. It would be so much more exciting, because each quarter would have so much more, like, sticks to it. It feels like people who like basketball are at find enough excitement in how it works currently. I'm saying how it would work for me. What if it was, like, on ice?
Starting point is 01:09:20 I feel like if they would let you fight in basketball, more entertaining. Why don't they let you fight in basketball, more entertaining. Why don't they let you fight in basketball? What if the basketball players wore big gloves at the end and like throw off every time they wanted to fight? They should. That would be fun. All right, we have one more game to play.
Starting point is 01:09:39 Yes, let's start the game. Did I say we're back? You were back. Yes, we're back. You said so long ago. If you take out this banter, I'm going to be pissed. It's the first thing we're going to cut. No, you have to cut that.
Starting point is 01:09:51 Where's Shelly Miscavige? That's what you've got to cut. Yeah, my friends at Paramount are not going to be happy about that. It's going to fuck up Paul's career. Should we? Yeah, we should talk about whether or not we should take out the Shelley Miss Cabbage stuff. It's in there.
Starting point is 01:10:08 First of all, it's just streaming live. Oh, shit. To Tom Cruise. People have heard it. Tom Cruise is watching this live stream right now? Probably. And he was, he's like, I loved yesterday. Let's play a game called The Little Search Engine That Coo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o- I went to the search engine at IMDb today, and I typed in a word, and then I wrote down
Starting point is 01:10:48 the top 10 movies that have that word in the title. The four of you are gonna take turns guessing movies that you think might be in the top 10 that have that word in it, and the higher up on the list it is, the one you guessed, the more points you get. This is hard. Wait, so I just want to make sure that if you're
Starting point is 01:11:12 typing in a word, if you type in diarrhea, it's not a movie that has diarrhea. It's a movie that diarrhea is in the title. Is in the title. Got it. Yeah, it's like the classic movie Risky Diarrhea or Armageddon Rhea. Take that old toilet paper off the shelf. OK, so what else do I have to explain about this?
Starting point is 01:11:39 Oh, so you'll take turns, and you'll get three guesses each. And any guess, when it's your turn, you can go to your lifeline, which is the person that you're playing on behalf of today. So Lamorne can go to Janelle Argo, and Natalie can go to Zoe Fargo. And I don't think she put the F in there, no. She just did an Ilego.
Starting point is 01:12:06 And then Paul can go to Phil up, and Rachel is Rob's go-to. Paul, I feel like you and Phil have not formed any kind of relationship. No, Phil and I actually have more connection than any. We've been making a lot of eye contact. We're on it. OK. I hadn't noticed that.
Starting point is 01:12:23 Yeah. Phil? Yeah. Yeah, Phil? Yeah, yeah, I'm like, oh. Oh. Do I know what word we're talking about today? Sure. Oh, so we're gonna start with the morn
Starting point is 01:12:34 and then go to Rob, then Paul, then Natalie. Got it. And why? Because it's going around like that. Because it's all arbitrary and meant to upset you and make you feel like you're being treated poorly. And I think I am. I've had to go last for some reason.
Starting point is 01:12:54 To keep the theme going, we've done two games about Tommy Boy. So let's keep it going. The word is Tommy. I'm kidding. There's only like two movies with the word Tommy in the title, and one of them is Tommy Boy. The other is Tommy. I'm kidding. There's only like two movies with the word Tommy in the title, and one of them is Tommy Boy. The other is Tommy. No, the word is boy.
Starting point is 01:13:12 Start thinking about movies with the word boy in the title. We're not talking about boys or boys. No pluralization with an S or a Z. It's just the word boy straight up. Lamorne, you get the first guess. Name a movie that's got boy in it that you think somebody might be searching for, yearning to learn about on the internet movie database. The Lost Boys? Does that count as a boy? No, no boys.
Starting point is 01:13:48 Just a singular boy. The Last Boy Scout. The Last Boy Scout is a terrific movie and a terrific guest, but it did not make the list. Yeah, but that is a good one. And I'm surprised that it didn't. So boy can be part, like Boy Scout. It wouldn't be like, it doesn't have So boy can be part, like boy scout, it wouldn't be like,
Starting point is 01:14:06 it doesn't have to just be boy. Well, the word boy is in there somewhere, and it's not part of another word, it's just B-O-Y. Oh, is a standalone word or can be a part of another word? Well, part of another word. I mean, I think they're all standalone, but... Is it my turn? Yes, it is. About a Boy.
Starting point is 01:14:28 About a Boy is a terrific guess, isn't it? Oh my goodness, so good. Such a good guess. Number 15 on the list. Damn it. Yeah. People aren't looking up about a boy for some reason. What's wrong with people?
Starting point is 01:14:43 I don't know what the holdup is. But Paul, what do you got? Boyhood. Boyhood. No, that's one word. That's a terrific example that doesn't match what we're talking about. What do you mean?
Starting point is 01:14:54 Because it's not. Boy Scout. Right, Boy Scout is two words. Boyhood is one word. What? Boy Scout is one. No, it's two words. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 01:15:07 Jeez, I got it. I know. We feel an I community. My brain just went, boy story. But that's not right. Zoe, I'm going to have to use my lifeline. OK, go to your lifeline early on. I love that.
Starting point is 01:15:21 I recommend it. I can't think of a single other movie. Hailey, Zoe, what do you think? Bubble Boy? Bubble Boy. Nice. That's a good one. That's what she's going with.
Starting point is 01:15:31 I mean, that is a guess. That's a great one. That is, in fact, a guess. But no, I'm sorry. Bubble Boy. I liked it. Didn't make the cut. This is interesting.
Starting point is 01:15:39 Round one, everybody came up with perfectly reasonable boy titles, but none of them are on the list. So we'll try again with Lamorne. You can pick your own or go to your Lifeline, whichever you prefer. I got one, but it might not be. Do you want to try? Oh, that's interesting.
Starting point is 01:15:59 Ask the Lifeline how they're feeling about the situation. Do you want to, uh... You want to try it or you want me to do it? Janelle Argo, what do you think? I'll give you my example and then you can say the word. Yeah, okay, she's gonna give you one. Boy. She's just saying boy.
Starting point is 01:16:16 Which is the name of her movie. Just the word boy, yeah. That's right. You want to go with that, Lamorne? You don't have to. You don't have to. What is that movie about, Lamorne? She's letting you decide for yourself
Starting point is 01:16:27 if you wanna go for it or not. It's about a boy? Fuck. It's about a boy. I'm gonna- Boy? I've never heard of that movie. Have you heard of that movie?
Starting point is 01:16:37 You've never heard of it? Oh, she's just- Motherfucker. She's heard the show before. She knows what could happen. She knows that there might just be a movie called Boy. Yeah, that's true. So that's what she's banking on.
Starting point is 01:16:48 It's not a bad theory. I'm going to go with Lover Boy. I think that's one word. That's also one word, probably. Lover Boy is one word? Yeah, I don't think it's Lover. I am one. Lover, space, boy.
Starting point is 01:17:01 Yeah, once you are one, you know. Boyhood. I don't think that's true. Boy in the hood. So you're sticking with lover boy? Not with this attitude. Oh gosh. You know what, I'm gonna go with boy. You're gonna go with boy, just boy. Because you said lover boy is one word apparently. Yeah. I thought it was two. I think it is and it's not on the list. I'm gonna be honest with you but boy is at number six five points for Lamoran and Janelle Iargo. Wait she took it? Oh yeah. She did it. She's a fan of the show. Wild. Yeah she knows what's up. Rob, what's your next guess? I had one and I forgot it.
Starting point is 01:17:47 Oh, boy. Wait, let me talk to my person out there. OK. Yes, person. Rachel. Rachel can help out Rob right now. Uh-oh. I'd love to say the obvious, but it's, that's my boy.
Starting point is 01:17:59 She says, that's my boy. That's my boy seems like a pretty good guess. What do you think of that, Rob? That's an Adam Sandler movie written by David Casp? I don't know if that's in the top 15, but against my better judgment. Wait, isn't there one, hold on, isn't there one called like something boy?
Starting point is 01:18:24 We'll just say that's my boy. Wow. I don't wanna give you guys ideas. Isn't there something called something boy? I need one more round. You're going that's my boy? I'm gonna go with that's my boy. You're gonna go with that?
Starting point is 01:18:34 Yeah, cause you're trying to discourage me. From Rachel. Yeah. I'm not trying to discourage you at all. Just wanna make sure you're locked in. Yeah, I'm locked in. That's my boy is number three on the list. Wow.
Starting point is 01:18:48 How many points is that? That's worth eight points for you, Rob. Fuck. Yes. That's going to be tough to beat, but Paul is up next. All right, so Phil, I'm thinking there's definitely a movie called Good Boy. But I'm not sure.
Starting point is 01:19:02 Oh, you're discussing this with Phil? Yeah. Phil's supposed to suggest something to you. Well, I'm just talking to Phil. you're discussing this with Phil? Yeah. Phil's supposed to suggest something to you. Well, I'm just talking to Phil. We're having a conversation. We're talking about boyhood. I don't know if that's how it works, but... I feel like, yeah, I'm just going to...
Starting point is 01:19:16 Are you okay with me saying good boy? It seems like there must be a movie called Good Boy. Alright, Good Boy. It seems like there must be a movie called Good Boy. It says, wait, who are you even talking to? Phillip. You were talking to Phillip? Yeah, right there. OK, all right.
Starting point is 01:19:32 You good? Just making sure. Oh, I got, oh, I think I got a fucking rock star. You're going with Good Boy? I got one too. Good Boy. Good Boy. Lamar, you don't have shit.
Starting point is 01:19:42 I got one. It is a film that played at South by Southwest this year. Good Boy. Lamar, you don't have shit. I got one. Is a film that played at South by Southwest this year. Good Boys. Oh. And it's just called Good Boy. It's an entire movie that's shot from the point of view of a dog. You know, there's shots of the dog,
Starting point is 01:19:59 but also shots from the dog's point of view. And it is number four on the list. There we go. Seven points. Good boy, indeed. Not as high as number three, but still. No, Rob's still in the lead, but Natalie looks like she's ready to spoil everything.
Starting point is 01:20:16 My heart just started beating so fast because I think I got a really high one in my head right now. You're thinking of the same thing I'm thinking of. And that is old boy. Damn it. Old boy. Damn it. Is Boy is not on the list. No way. What metric is this?
Starting point is 01:20:30 A movie that didn't come out yet is on the list. I think it's also one word. That's a one-worder. I think so. Old Boy is one word? It's on Old Space Boy. No, that's not true. It's Old Boy.
Starting point is 01:20:40 That's not true. Old Boy. I got one. This country must be going, Old Boy. I got one. LaMour going to hell. I got one. LaMourne, you don't have one. I got one, too. Don't think about something we need.
Starting point is 01:20:48 LaMourne is bluffing. I got one. I got one. Get that JGBT. This is your third chance, LaMourne. If you put any amount of points on the board, you could surpass Rob. No way.
Starting point is 01:20:57 You don't have shit. I can't believe old boys like that. Unless someone said it already. Somebody had said it. Baby. Grandma's boy. Yay! Baby. Grandma's Boy. Yay! Hi!
Starting point is 01:21:06 Mm. You signed in the top. Grandma's Boy. If Nick Swardson wins this game for you. No, it's a good one. And it should have been there, but it's number 12 on the list. Whoa! Yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:20 What? Whoa. Disappointing indeed. What the f? Yeah. OK. What the f- Yeah. OK. What is wrong with the world today? No, it's what is wrong with this game, OK?
Starting point is 01:21:30 A movie that no one's seen that hasn't come out yet. It's not out yet. Classic films? People are looking it up. People are typing it into the search engine. What happened at South Byke? Good boy. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:43 Rob? OK. I have a crazy one. Do you want to put a few more points on the board of a crazy? What do we know the first what do we know so far? What do we know on the list? Like what have we gotten so far you've gotten a boy was number six on the list and That's my boy was number three and Good Boy was number four. What do you think, Rob? Oh, yeah, Rob, is there a movie?
Starting point is 01:22:13 I know this, wasn't there a, I know Boy Meets World was like a TV show. No help. Hold on. But I bet you they made a TV movie out of that shit. Oh. Yeah, Rob, they did. No, Rachel says no.
Starting point is 01:22:28 Oh, Rob got that. Yeah, Rob got that. TV movie's still not a movie. Doug, how dare you? It's just the way it is, Rob. OK, Rachel, any idea? How do you want it? Yeah, we got to get top two.
Starting point is 01:22:41 Are you going to Rachel again, or is this the first time? Well, you can keep going back. No, you can't. Oh, you only get one Lifeline? Yeah, you only get to two. Are you going to Rachel again, or is this the first time? Well, you can keep going back. No, you can't. Oh, you only get one Lifeline? Yeah, you only get to go to more. OK. Is there a movie called Boy Wonder? Are you saying that's your answer?
Starting point is 01:22:54 That's my answer. Are you just asking me if it exists? That's my answer, because I'm in the lead, and I'm just like. You're in the lead. It's a comfortable lead, but it may not work out for you, because Wonder Boy is not on here. The Boy Wonder. I here. Boy wonder.
Starting point is 01:23:05 I apologize. Boy wonder is no, I'm kidding. No boy wonder. All right, I'm going to just for the sake of speed, Tommy boy. Right, it does seem very logical, right? And almost like I set it up to be like, who's going to be the first one to say Tommy Boy? Seems like a crazy obvious answer.
Starting point is 01:23:28 I've got it right here. If Paul wins the game, if Paul wins the game because of this, this country's going to hell. Tommy Boy is not on the list. What? What? Fuck this list. This country is going to hell.
Starting point is 01:23:45 No, I thought I had it there. I thought it was a trick. That was so sneaky. That was so sneaky. It's number 14 on the list. Wow. That was so sneaky. Good boy!
Starting point is 01:23:55 Yeah, but people need to check it out on digital 4K and some other things. Oh, is it? I don't know. The movie about the dog, is the dog being put down? I think the dog is. I think it's like a horror movie, maybe. The dog is either tracking a serial killer
Starting point is 01:24:12 or is the serial killer. His owner's a killer. Oh my god. Great idea for a movie. Yeah, so he's got to work it out. I think I'm going to make that movie. And it took four years to shoot, because it really is. The dog is the main character.
Starting point is 01:24:23 It actually took 21 years to shoot that. Oh sorry dog years. All right so Paul gets the next guess. Paul gets Tommy Boy. All right. This is Natalie Erasure. This is Natalie if you get the number one or two movie you will win I'm not gonna over Rob Natalie you can do this you can do it. I want you to believe in yourself. Yeah, I can't I don't I think you're you can beat me What's your answer? Did you go to your lifeline already? I did unfortunately So you don't know any other boy movies. I can't think of a single one You know after old boy like really hurt me that took the wind out of a single one. You know, after Oldboy, it really hurt me. That took the wind out of your sails. I mean, so much.
Starting point is 01:25:09 I'm a flat sail. I'm going to say, I'm going to say, Chef Boyardee, the movie. Yeah, you could just have fun with it. Baby Boy. Oh, Baby Boy. Damn it. Damn it.
Starting point is 01:25:27 It's a big movie with Tyrese. Damn it. I think that could be it. You have a bad feeling about it? I got a bad feeling you're going to beat me with that. Number one or two. It should be up there. It's number not on the list at all.
Starting point is 01:25:41 Whoa. Woo hoo. I'm sad to say. So congratulations. Rob Hubel is our winner tonight. Woo hoo. I think it's important that this time, Boom. as Americans we come together to enjoy movies
Starting point is 01:25:59 like Tommy Boy, the 30th anniversary. This is the first time somebody's made a speech. But Rob was playing for Rachel gets the stuff. Yeah, so Rachel gets a copy of Paul's book. R-A-C-H-E-L. Perfect. Remember when I said I'd never win? Give us the top 10. You did.
Starting point is 01:26:21 Give us the top 10. I'll give them all to you. Give me every movie with a banana. This is the top 10. I'll give you them all to you. Give me every movie with a banana. This is a game show. You don't just walk away without telling people the answers. Yeah. And you're not going to like what you hear, because it is a very weird algorithm that operates.
Starting point is 01:26:39 Is one called Bacon Boy? What? You still have more guesses? Bacon Boy. No Bacon Boy? Operates. What? You still have more guesses? Bacon Boy. No Bacon Boy. Number? Run Boy Run. Number 10 on the list was from 2313, a movie called It Boy.
Starting point is 01:26:55 No. Yeah, exactly. What the fuck is It Boy? Justin Guarini? Number nine from this very year, a movie called The Unbreakable Boy. Am I in that? Starring what's his name?
Starting point is 01:27:11 Shazam. And then. Zach Levi. I just called him Shazam. And then number eight was a recent motion picture that I enjoyed. It was pretty cool. Boy Meets World.
Starting point is 01:27:24 Boy Kills World. Oh, with Brad Gilman. It was pretty cool. Boy Meets World. Boy Kills World. Oh, with Brett Gellman. You were so close. Phil, I want you to know, Phil, that even though we didn't win, I'm going to give you, I don't even care. No. I'm going to give you one free Tilema look product. This is a free, you get any kind of cheese you want with that.
Starting point is 01:27:44 You gave him a coupon for cheese? Yep. Or ice cream, whatever he wants. You brought that from home. Yep. Proud sponsor of How Did This Get Made, Tillamook. They give me. You should learn how to say the name of the company.
Starting point is 01:27:57 How do you say it? Tillamook? Tillamook? It's not Tillamook. Tillamook. Tillamook. Tillamook. Tillamook?
Starting point is 01:28:04 What is it? I'm not sponsored by them. You are till a look Where my timber look loom shoes? Number seven. I can't believe no one got this Bridget Jones mad about the boy She's mad about the I say no one got it I thought of that but I didn't want to say it. How many of those have they made? Two or three? A few. Four?
Starting point is 01:28:28 Five, get out of here. I mean, seriously, fucking leave. Show's over anyway. Number five, the boy and the heron. You know that classic story of a boy and a heron. Number four was, of course, Good Boy. Number three was That's My Boy. And number two was right there for the taking, Beautiful Boy.
Starting point is 01:28:53 Beautiful Boy. Beautiful Boy. Because Shalime is in that, right? When did you say it, Phil? It's a Timmy Shalime joint. And then number one, nobody would have ever guessed it. It's a movie that just came out this year. Fart Boy?
Starting point is 01:29:08 No, it's called A Nice Indian Boy. Oh, I just worked with Varna. Yeah, no, it's got some, yeah, it's got some, definitely some people that are worth looking into are involved with that movie. She's great. And that's why it's number one on the list. When you put this game together, when
Starting point is 01:29:27 you saw the list of movies with Boy in the title, were you concerned at how this game would go? No, because it's fun when nobody gets any of the answers right. But it's also fun when the random ones do turn up. Because you did manage to name a couple of odd ones. Like, that he pulled Good Boy out at all was pretty impressive. The fact that old boy is not in there and was a rule breaker is very disappointing. Boyhood was fucked us up I think a little bit. The last boys got fucked me up. Yeah there's just so many boys in movies you know.
Starting point is 01:30:00 More boys in movies. The patriarchy, et cetera. All right, so congratulations to Rob. Paul Sheer, what do you want to promote tonight? Rob Hubel and I do a show called The Dark Web every week on YouTube. It's completely free. And this week, I almost died. That's true. It's a great show.
Starting point is 01:30:19 I watch it, but I cover up one of you. I put a little thing on my screen. One of you, all you need to know, like is it gonna change how you do the show? Yes, actually. Natalie Morales, what would you like to promote? Well, my dead friend Zoe is out in the United States to rent and to buy, and it's gonna come out internationally
Starting point is 01:30:40 on Monday. And also, as I said earlier, Summer of 69 on Hulu. Yes, Summer of 69. Chloe Feynman, very good. Jillian Bell director. Jillian Bell is the greatest. Charlie Day, Alex Moffat, Paula Pell, Liza Koshy, Nicole Byer.
Starting point is 01:30:59 Wow, I guess we didn't get fucking called. Was my fax machine broken? It's a great, oh, are you often called to play strippers. All right, and ladies strippers, Lamorne, what do you want to promote? I do a podcast with that dude back there. It's called the Lamorning After. That's who that dude is.
Starting point is 01:31:20 I really enjoy your podcast. Thank you. Name for a podcast. Please be guests on the show. I was not asked, was my fax machine broken? I was never been asked. No, but I don't have your number because you. Name for a podcast. Please be guests on the show. I was not asked. Was my fax machine broken? I was never asked. No, but I don't have your number because you never gave it to me. You have my number.
Starting point is 01:31:31 No, I don't. Yes, you do. I changed my number, so I forgot yours. No, but please come do my show. Please come do it. Let's tap all of our phones. We'll tap our phones together after. Doug, you didn't ask me what I get to promote.
Starting point is 01:31:41 I've done your show five times. I thought I asked you first. No, you asked Paul. I asked you back when you won. I said, what do you want to promote? And you said you got up and made a speech. Oh, yeah. But what were you saying, Lamorne?
Starting point is 01:31:53 No. Yeah, please come to my show. And also, Spider Noir comes out later. Whoa, you're in Spider Noir? Later. Yeah. I cannot wait to see this. I worked with Nicolas Cage. I think he is
Starting point is 01:32:05 great. I think he's on a little bit of a tear right now of movies that might be like the comeback of Nicolas Cage. Between this and John Madden. He's always on the verge. Have you seen him in the fat suit for Madden? Yeah. It's crazy. He's crazy. Very Humpty Dumpty. Nicholas Cage says something to me one night. We were shooting late night in a casino. And he turned to me and goes, you believe in ghosts? And I say, yeah.
Starting point is 01:32:35 He goes, stamps.com. I got to tell you something, but not tonight. And he never told me what it was. Whoa! I think I know what he wanted to tell you. Ghosts can't do it. But you know, he lived in the house that they based that American Horror Story on, the house where it was like the...
Starting point is 01:33:03 In New Orleans. Yeah, Louisiana. And he moved out because it was too haunted. no in New Orleans, yeah, Louisiana. And he moved out because it was too haunted. Where that woman skinned all the people, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, if Nick Cage thinks the place is too haunted. Yes, fuck out. It's pretty messed up.
Starting point is 01:33:18 I'm gonna be bringing Douglas movies to Sunnyvale, California, Tacoma, Washington, and other places so you know where to go to find out where I'm going to be. Thank you to Dynasty Typewriter. I didn't get to plug our show. Thank you to Rob Hubel. What do you want to plug? My show with Paul Shear called Dark Web.
Starting point is 01:33:37 It's on YouTube. It's called the Dark Web. I knew there was no good reason. It's the Dark Web. One more time, everybody, for Paul Hubel, Rob Sheer, Natalie Morris, and LeMord. Morales. Morales.
Starting point is 01:33:55 I like the name LeMord Morales. Thank you. That was a lot of fun. Shall we get married? Sure. I will trade last names. Yeah. LeMord Morales feels like a really cool,
Starting point is 01:34:05 like he's, oh, he did all this great character work. Great cop in all these 80s shows. I close every show these days with the last line from a motion picture. And I figure I might as well bring this Tommy Boy full circle all the way home. This is the last line from Tommy Boy. As always, that's going to leave a mark.
Starting point is 01:34:25 Yeah! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
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