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00:00 Doug hates any rappers screaming, maybe Sidney's teeth, which if he has a hot boy curled in his teeth, there's still not more that he won't see, because Doug loves movies! Hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies, coming to you from, as we often do, the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater in Los Angeles, where people are cracking cold ones as we speak, on Tuesday, September 11th, 2 Oceans 12. Since last I spoke and you listened, I did a 420 stand-up show with David Huntsberger.
00:45 You know him from Dr. Launchpad. And it was a great crowd. Fun Leonard Maltin game with audience members Mike and Lisa and Chewbeka. But I fucking effed up and didn't record it. So that's why I just described it to you. Sunday I saw Compliance, which is very well acted, very disturbing, and very compelling. The less you know before watching it, the better. I've said too much.
01:14 Last night, I did stand up at ASU with Graham Elwood from Jokey Cinema Geeks, and we didn't play the Leonard Maltin game, but two students did bring name tags, so I wanted to mention them. Gabe wrote his name on a Batman lunchbox, and Jackie put her face over Robin Williams' face on a poster for the movie Jack. And she added I.E. Now it's time for Not For Metaphobes.
01:42 There is a scene in the back half of Bachelorette with Kirsten Dunst, Kyle Bornheimer, and Ila Fisher. Ila Fisher? Ila? They're in a bathroom. So that scene is very Not For Metaphobes. This has been Not For Metaphobes.
01:59 It finally... It finally rained in Seattle, so the record for Dry Days was not broken. So close. Nice try, Seattle. You'll get them next time. Before we dig into the price bag, I would like to throw out a thank you to TJ Miller and his personal chef, Andy Windack, Windattacks on Twitter, for doing an of Dining with Doug and Karen, available
02:26 now for free in iTunes or at Nerdist. I almost said Nerdist. Nerdist.com. Jackalope Taco is one of the things he made for us that was amazing. The prize bag, none of them
02:42 are here, but I'm not getting rid of, but sharing the final copy, the final vinyl copy I have of Motion City Sound Direct's album, Go. And there's a CD inside the album of the entire album. My friends over at IFC contributed some DVDs. I've seen one out of three of these movies. But look at these covers.
03:04 There's Snowtown Murders. There's Snowtown Murders. Snowtown Murders. Last Days Here. And Kill List. Does this... If you're walking home with these... If anybody is looking at them, they're going to put you on a watch list
03:24 and suspect you of being a Nazi or something. Somebody brought a T-shirt that says Pop Off on it and another shirt that says Crazy Baby Eating Chicken. And it's a chicken with fangs and it says, Give me some babies. And Kill Em All Let Rod Sort Em Out and it's Rod Stewart with what looks like
03:49 angel wings but he's of course still with us and a couple of CDs we'll mention in a second and again this person's not here I got this somehow and it's a book called Notes From The Night A Life After Dark by Taylor Plimpton I have nothing somehow, and it's a book called Notes from the Night, A Life After Dark by Taylor Plimpton.
04:06 I have nothing to say about it. Please, if you're the winner tonight, read that book, or at least some of it, and then tweet or contact me somehow with a report and a copy of My Latest Smug Life. And I'm very happy to... Oh, now I can't even see my notes because of all the prizes uh please help me in welcoming a stage my friends david huntsberger brendan walsh and rory scoville Hey, guys. Oh, hello, Doug.
04:49 Oh, hello, David Heinsberger. Hey. What's going on, David? Hello, Doug. Hello. How's it going over there at Dr. Launchpad? Good. This is my normal voice.
05:00 Totally different. Professor Blastoff is the name of the podcast. Captain Takeoff. Yeah. It's one of the several names I like to use to describe it. So that's David Huntsberger, everybody. Let's hear it for him. I like to give everybody
05:17 some individual love. We've got the copy of your CD, Humanitis. Yes. You say it correctly now all the time. No, all the time I say it correctly because I can't remember how to say it wrong anymore. Because I started getting it right on accident. Because I prefer to say Humanitas. Yeah, I do too. It's endearing.
05:38 Humanitas kind of sounds, not only as a prize, but it also sounds to me like a half mantis, half man. Yeah. You mantis. And Rory Scoville's here, everybody. Rory Scoville. Yeah. Hey, what's up? Hi, this is Rory.
05:58 The artist responsible for dilation. Is that how that one's pronounced? Yeah. That's how it's pronounced, man. Is that a genuine impression of me? That doesn't sound anything like him. Are you really trying to do my voice or are you trying to get some laughs?
06:15 Are you really trying to do my voice or are you trying to get some laughs? There you go. There you go. You guys are both terrible at this. Y'all are being ridiculous. Certainly Mike Judge is here.
06:30 Propane. Yeah, so that's your CD, Scorrie Roval. And you also are in a commercial that I see at least five times a day and stop and watch it every time, whatever I'm doing. I'll be jerking off.
06:46 I'll just be like, whoa! There's that commercial. Yeah, yeah. But it's so funny because backstage, Brendan said, Brendan Walsh is here, everybody. He's the one who brought the shirts. And backstage, Brendan said,
07:01 I made a joke when I was backstage with Rory What's it like to be a fucking sellout man What's it like to suck the man's dick for a dollar It's a really funny commercial Brendan He could have been in a lame commercial
07:18 probably would have also agreed to do it No Brendan went out for the same commercial Really? Well this spot if you guys have or have not seen it agreed to do it. No, Brendan went out for the same commercial. Really? We decided to go there. Well, the spot, if you guys have or have not seen it either way,
07:29 I'll remind you that it is everything he's doing throughout the spot, there's like a car horn goes off when he's about to go too far.
07:38 It needs to be stopped. The cologne part's weird when I go to spray my dick with cologne. They were like, you need to go to spray your dick. I was like,
07:44 okay. That's what I like about the commercial is all the scenarios amuse me. There isn't one that's like, well, they had to do that many to sort of stack up and, you know, make the point of the commercial. But I think that one's funny. I think that is funny that a guy would
07:59 start to do that and then be told not to. I just was like, why is the guy like, I'll spray some cologne on my dick. I thought it was weird. I've seen that and heard of people doing that. Isn't Jersey Shore 30 minutes of cologne dicking? No, maybe that is. Is your dick cologned?
08:19 Yes. Let's go out. Let's go out. Hey, we got to go back home. I got to get my dick cologne to get. I left my dick cologne in the car. So, yeah. So, I like that commercial.
08:31 That's the point of that story. Thank you. Mostly the dick cologning. Good job. It's, yeah, it's good. I have no idea what car it's for. Nissan Altima. And for the longest time, I thought.
08:42 Nissan Altima, guys. Nissan Altima. For the longest time, I thought that it would would if you didn't stop it would honk if you didn't stop when you're supposed to it would honk I thought that's what the idea of the but it's actually if you're trying to fill up the tires with air yeah yeah yeah
08:59 the car will honk I would definitely have to call that car Herbie if the car honked at me to tell me things like that. More like Herbie. I don't like how smart cars are getting where they beep at you when you're switching lanes and shit or tell you when you're back. Yeah, yeah, and like parallel parking for you? Yeah, I don't
09:18 need that. Well, noticing that baby sitting on the curb for you? Let me hit that baby! Drive you, car! The baby's sitting there on the curb tying its? Let me hit that baby. Drive you, car. The baby's just sitting there on the curb tying its shoes. It's a talented baby and somewhat dangerous.
09:33 Need to take those things out. I don't want babies tying shoes. It's probably an alien. I think chickens should eat more babies. Yeah, yeah. Remember that shirt? Oh, did you guys already see the shirt it was like
09:45 seven minutes ago crazy baby eating chicken yeah and the pop off shirt that was inspired by anybody here ever watch bad girls club first season
09:54 that big fat crazy black lady pop off pop off you took somebody else's catchphrase and made a shirt out of it
10:03 oh yeah from a show five years ago? Well, I mean, it's like from back then. I love your shirt that says, Hey! Well, excuse me. Yeah, that's the chicken right after he ate a baby.
10:15 I like that you're picking really obscure catchphrases. Like when you said that, no one clapped. I was like, I didn't see that. Not obscure. It's season three. It's old more than obscure. Old.
10:31 It was huge back in the 70s. Bad Girls? I thought you were talking about it. Well, excuse me. Bad Girl Club. Pop Off came from that. I don't think it was an official slogan of hers. I just like yelling. I really hope she sues you. She does too. You don't even sell them, an official slogan of hers. I just like yell at her. I really hope she sues you. I hope she does too.
10:46 Because you don't even sell them, right? You just give them away, things like this? I used to sell them. Yeah? Now I just have a box of shirts. Now you just have a box of them. Yeah, you bring some to me every time we do a show. Yeah, people score with her.
10:59 What did she say in the original shirt? Like she was about to fight somebody? Yeah, she was just a bitch. She was a big, fat, she was just a bitch. Just a big, fat, angry lady. Pop off. Pop off! She'd pop off on people.
11:09 Ha! That sounded nothing like... Okay. Have you guys been to the movies lately? We'll start with David. Yeah, you probably... I don't... I saw Born. I mean, I don't really want to talk about that so much.
11:26 But what I did see... You don't want to talk about it so much that you've shortened the title to one convenient word and assumed we know exactly which in the series you're referring to. Yeah, the most recent one in this theater is The Legacy. It's really bad. I watched like 15 minutes of it
11:44 and walked out because I couldn't... it's really bad I watched like 15 minutes of it and walked out because I couldn't I couldn't concentrate on how nothing was happening for so long
11:53 in a Bourne movie like fucking climb something he jumps that little crevice he a little bit later he physically
12:03 fights a wolf like the gray style. Really? Yeah, that's pretty neat. I wish they physically fought wolves in the gray. Oh, they don't? It's kind of the cliffhanger at the end. Liam's surrounded by lions, and he's like, let's do this.
12:19 You said lions. Yeah, I did. It's a really weird ending. lions. Yeah, I did. It's a really weird ending. But also, I saw Hugo. I can't believe more people didn't tell me to watch that. It's like cool-ass animation and a kid building a fucking robot. It's awesome. That seems like something
12:35 you would love. Ride my wheelhouse. Yeah. I did not care for it at all. I didn't even finish it. Fucking having those glasses on watching that shit made me insane. Oh, I didn't do that. I saw it in the theater because everyone was like, Martin Scorsese, 3D, fucking having those glasses on watching that shit made me insane. Oh, I didn't do that. I saw it in the theater because everyone was like, Martin Scorsese,
12:48 3D, finally done right. Here we go. And I sat there with the heavy, tight glasses on my head. Who are you hanging out with? Here we go.
12:57 Doug, bro, Doug, get your cock cologne, get Mimi in the theater, get your glasses on. No, that was the masses saying that.
13:04 That wasn't one character. That wasn't one buddy going, Dude, let's go say something. 3D's finally done right. Let's go. That phrase keeps getting said. Every 3D movie, everyone's like, 3D, they finally got it. Like, it's fine.
13:19 Judge Dredd, 3D, come on! They finally did it. Resident Evil 4 3D. Nails it! Just that it's the fourth one means you're past 3D. You can only do it on the third one. So, Legacy 3D, you were saying.
13:36 Jeremy Renner's beard comes out of you with a force. I don't know what we were talking about. Hugo. Oh, Jesus, Hugo. God damn it. I didn't finish watching it. 3D finally done right.
13:49 Borat chasing a child through an old-timey train station. It's so fucking boring. I didn't watch the whole thing. Did you see when the robot wrote? That was a tear-jerking moment. I got a lot of what they were doing, and I understand why people like it when the papers fly up and there's animation happening on papers that are crossed
14:10 that's amazing that was so cool to see and then the way they recolored Rory guys go see Hugo anyway I had the opposite that you had. I had everyone telling me, like, it sucked. They didn't do 3D
14:27 right. There's a kid getting chased. The kid does suck. I look past that. 3D has not been done right. You got that shitty of a review and you went, it's a kid getting chased. The 3D's all fucked up. They got it all wrong. You go. It's probably done wrong.
14:43 I gotta go and see for myself. I didn't go. It came to me, but I was pleasantly surprised. I was like, oh, come on in, Hugo, and then enjoyed it. What, did you Netflix it? Yeah. All right. My name is Hugo Cabret.
14:57 Fuck off. I don't know why I'm so mad at it. It's just a cute little movie. But it did get nominated for Best Picture in a at it. It's just a cute little movie. But it did get nominated for Best Picture and a million awards. It's about a genius orphan. And now Scorsese says he's going to do all 3D from now on, which is just, that's aggravating.
15:13 I don't want Cape Fear 2 to be in 3D. He's got to make a third one to justify that leap. I saw Bachelorette, and it's not for metaphobes, but also it's for people who think there wasn't enough cocaine use in Bridesmaids. What's a metaphobe? People that don't want to watch or know about
15:36 other people vomiting. Oh. What movies are for that? I'm telling you, that's the thing. Maybe Brave doesn't have any vomiting in it. Maybe thing. Maybe Brave doesn't have any vomiting in it. Maybe Oogie Loves doesn't have any vomiting in it. Because there's vomiting in almost everything. At some point, somebody vomits in almost every movie.
15:57 I'm not kidding. Name a movie. Any movie. Inception. In Inception, they dream of vomiting when... I don't know. They fall into the water. The bathtub is full of vomit.
16:13 Remember that vomit hallway? Joseph Gordon-Levitt in the vomit hallway? That's my favorite Roald Dahl novel. Oh, shit. What is happening? I'd say the vomit percentage is under 25%. In movies. Stand by me.
16:35 I'm just kidding. It's a huge vomit scene. Yeah, yeah. That pie-eating contest. But next time you see a movie, just have in the back of your mind, is there any vomiting in this movie? And by the time it's over, someone will have vomited.
16:48 Every horror movie, somebody vomits. You call that title Stand By Me. Stand By Me. Did I say it wrong? Yeah, you said it wrong. I've been getting yelled at
16:55 for saying things wrong lately. Putting the emphasis. Paul F. Tompkins yelled at me for saying Breaking Bad wrong. I said Breaking Bad. Wait, say it again. Breaking Bad. Breaking Bad. That works. Yeah. I said breaking bad. Wait, say it again. Breaking bad. I thought it worked too and then Paul yelled at me.
17:10 A lot of people put that. It's breaking bad. Your stand by me is a guy trying to get himself to calm down. Stand by me. Come on. Stand by me. I want to hear more examples of that. I do it on purpose sometimes.
17:30 It's like you were singing the song. Stand by me. Maybe I was, yeah. Breaking bad. Breaking bad. I forget there was one yesterday too. I put the emphasis on something. Breaking bad.
17:44 Walking dead? No, it wasn't a show. I forget there was one yesterday too. I put the emphasis on something. Breaking Bad. Walking Dead? No, it wasn't a show. I forget. Nurse Jackie? Doesn't even make sense. Doug loves movies. Doug loves movies. Friday Night Lights.
17:56 I saw... Friday Night Lights. Friday Night Lights. It's about kids going to bed for the weekend. I'm scared of the dark. it's about kids going to bed for the weekend I also saw Compliance which I mentioned earlier and the title is hardly a better titled movie I've ever seen it's like
18:18 and you don't really understand why you know until you've experienced the whole thing is it for metaphobes? There's definitely vomiting in it. Okay. And I'll be the one complying, or
18:34 you're leaving that in the air? What? I'm trying to get a feel for who complies. That is a strange title. I'm trying to get how that would appeal complies. That is a strange title. I'm trying to get how that would appeal to me to go, oh, am I just going to be sitting there
18:48 like, okay, this movie's okay, I comply, or is it beyond that like something more intense? It's definitely more intense. It's not just me sitting there complying with the movie? Yeah.
18:59 That sounds pretty intense. Yeah, well, that's the thing that's very interesting about it is it's super intense, but you never want to stop watching it. You have to see it through. Does anyone's head get shoved into a toilet? Because that's a good way to get someone to comply with you. Just keep cramming their head in there.
19:17 Compliance. This is like the kinds of conversations you and I have when we're on the road together. And so that's why sometimes I ring Graham because he's just quiet. I don't believe that for a minute. I don't believe that at all. Does anyone hunger for games? Let's play some games. Did I ask all you guys if you saw anything lately? Did you see something, Brandon?
19:42 I just watched that sushi documentary. Right at that Hero Dreams of Sushi. Yeah, yeah, it's good. Good stuff, Brandon? I just watched that sushi documentary. Right at that Hero Dreams of Sushi. Yeah, yeah, it's good. Good stuff, right? Good as shit. I still gotta see that. And Rory, did I ask you already? Paranorman 3D. Oh, yeah. Really? I wanted to see it. You mentioned that backstage. Oh, that's what you want to see? No, I saw it.
19:57 Oh, and? A little heavy-handed. A lot of messages. A lot of messages where you're like, why the fuck are we... Why so many messages? I don't know. There's a point where the cop're like, why the fuck are we... Why so many messages? I don't know. There's a point where the cop is like, don't shoot your gun to the civilians. That's the cop's job.
20:10 And I was like, all right, come on. I get it. But this is your arena for this? I know how I'm going to get my messages into the world. Animation. Cops are killers. So it's an anti-cop movie? No, but there's little lines
20:28 like that throughout the whole movie where you're like, shut the fuck up. Just fight the zombies. It was fun, though, 3D. That's what I want from a movie called Paranorman. Who's the 11-year-old you went to go see this with? Like
20:44 a friend 11-year-old? Or like a family member 11-year-old you went to go see this with? Like a friend 11-year-old? Or like a family member 11-year-old? I don't know. Or like an 11-year-old smoking buddy? Yeah, I have friends who are 11. Just leave it at that. I have friends who are 11. It's not illegal.
21:00 You saw it like at nighttime, right? Yeah. Yeah. I went at night and I went well after. It's been out for like a couple weeks at nighttime, right? Yeah. Yeah. I went at night and I went well after. It's been out for like a couple weeks. I thought it just opened. No, it's been out since August. All right.
21:12 Yeah. When did it come out? Who knows? Like August 17th. Motherfucker! Nerd! Look at it back there. He said he knew it.
21:20 Jigs, jigs, jigs. He said he knew it. Pop off at that shit. Oh, yeah. This is going jigs, jigs. He said he knew it. Pop off at that shit. Oh, yeah. This is going to be, for the listeners, this is probably the most confusing threesome in a while in terms of voices sounding the same and wondering who said what.
21:37 Because also, you guys keep doing impressions of me. I'll just give myself a shout-out every time I say something. Oh, that's a good idea. O.B.W. in the house! And then say something. Paranorman. Alright, we'll see how that works out later. I'm not sure if it will.
22:00 Let's play Hunger for Games. I said that already? Let's play How Did This Shit Get Made? I mean, how much did this shit make? Inspired by How Did This Get Made? Sister podcast. I mean, we're on different networks, so I don't know if that's even right.
22:18 I've been on their show. They've been on mine. And you guys are going to guess. You're going to each guess without going over the amount of money that was made the North American box office by it's often called the worst Star Wars movie but I dare
22:34 to call it one of the worst of anything ever. How much without going over do you think episode one the Phantom Menace Phantom Menace Phantom Menace see
22:48 that's an example of how I like to have fun with pronunciation you know what I did not to sidetrack when the movie L.A. Confidential came out on DVD
22:55 they had a big poster in the video store and I went in and asked the guy if he had La Confidential available to rent and I asked him
23:03 if it was subtitled and he just looked at me with a blank stare if he had law confidentiality available to rent. And I asked him if it was subtitled. And he just looked at me with a blank stare. And I started laughing. He went, oh, thank God. I rarely buy a movie ticket without saying the name wrong to see what their reaction is going to be. And they always just give you the ticket. And don't say anything.
23:21 Don't laugh. It's just the weirdest bubble those people live in. So how much do you think it made? Let's start with David. But remember when we were at Cedar Point and every time the person with the headphone has to say, like, get in. No standing up in the car.
23:34 Don't put your hands up. And someone goes, can I put my hands up? That's what you assholes did to that person standing behind the counter. What are you talking about? You ask them a question, they get asked a million times. Nobody ever said, does La Confidential have subtitles in it? Excuse me, does La Confidential have subtitles? Again, more of you?
23:52 Is it subtitles? Even if we're not doing that wrong. No, it's just silly. That's not like being obnoxious to the person. I know, just giving you guff, guys. Just having fun. Just a bit of guff. What do you think it made?
24:07 What do you think that shit made? Domestic take. Not counting DVDs. This is just at the box office, but it did have some re-releases, as you may recall. I'm going to say... Most recently in 3D.
24:16 I sat through it. I was fucking so angry. Total. I'm going to say $365 million. Oh. That's probably... That was Brendan Walsh.
24:28 Maybe that's a good guess. It was Huntsberger. What do you think, Brendan? It's got to be more. Without going over. Okay, $400 million. Did you really try to calculate it? I don't know.
24:43 I'm just guessing. I have fucking no idea. And you went, let's see. Ohio has 700 theaters. I don't know. It could be like... Ohio has 700 theaters? I went low.
24:58 I went low on that one. A dollar. I bet $1. Okay. That's how the game is played. No way. It made you. I don't think that was a good bet. I mean, I know it made more than a dollar,
25:17 but I think that David and I don't think we went over. I'm inclined to agree with you. Yeah, yeah. I said it made more than a dollar. You were yeah yeah it made more than a dollar you were bad it made more than a dollar it made more than a dollar I just don't think that was a good bet
25:32 it made 431 million dollars ding ding ding ding ding ding ding so Brendan is in fact our winner I wish they'd give more discussion time on Price is Right. Between the contestants. Yeah, they can shit talk. Motherfucker with that dollar shit.
25:56 You piece of shit. God damn it. I do a great impression of the announcer on the Price is Right giving away a new car. Ready? Yes. Okay. The audience is ready. Oh, it's going to blow your fucking mind. Okay, so Drew Carey's like, oh, let's see what we
26:09 have behind the curtain. Well, Drew, it's a new car! Yeah. Pretty good. Yeah, it is good. He does drag it out. You applaud, but we all know that was okay. No, that was good.
26:27 And that was David Hunsberger. Let's play the Leonard Maltin game. Let's not fuck around anymore. Now we know you do that by yourself. You practice that, don't you? You're like watching, you're like, Hanukkah, Hanukkah. You know what else I do? Hanukkah.
26:53 Hanukkah. When I watch Jeopardy, I always know when the... You watch Jeopardy? Hanukkah. Hanukkah. I love Jeopardy. When they have the, when they,
27:06 you know, the, what do they call it, Daily Double or whatever? I always know when that's going to happen because there's like a slight pause.
27:13 You think Trebek's in on it? No, no, no. I make the noise. You've got shitty superpowers. That is the most useless superpower that a person can have. But it's funny.
27:24 I want to join the Avengers because I know it takes in have. But it's fun. I want to join the Avengers. Because I know that the Daily Doubles come so I make the noise along with the Daily Doubles. I go, but the person watching
27:36 just gets to go, the person you're with just gets to go, oh, like that's the most they get out of it. Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo. My husband knows
27:44 when all the double jeopardies are going to hit. He's done it for out of it. Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo! My husband knows when all the double jeopardies are gonna hit. He's done it for both of them. Every round, every night for 40 years. No surprises in our house. One in four turns. Right again.
28:00 Guys are just jealous. I have such a fun life. That's an amazing skill. I can always solve the puzzle on Wheel of Fortune right before the contestant does. Really? Yeah, like a split second before they say it. Or kind of while they're saying it.
28:17 I usually have a pretty strong idea. I always know right before Jeopardy's about to come on. Really? Yeah, because he hangs out with Rayman. You guys need to pick name tags. So let's see the name tags. It looks like a bottle of ale with a name on it. What?
28:37 Oh, wow, that's crazy. I'll pick you. That's obviously your choice. Captain America shield. Come on, Sandog. Yeah, Captain America shield. And David, wow, you guys barely got out of your seats for America shield. Yeah, Captain America shield. And David, wow, you guys barely got out of your
28:48 seats for that one. Yeah. Thank you everyone for bringing them as always. No way. Yeah, I know. Are you kidding? Brendan, somebody stand by Megan. Stand by Megan. Stand by Megan. So good job. Or is it Megan? Of course
29:04 it is. we were taking on Brendan's pronunciation skills yeah and David got a nice Snoop Dogg looks
29:13 looks looks unopened and unplayed with this particular action figure and also not dusted in a ever
29:20 so wow I can't even blow that dust off of there that's how... He changed the front to say Sam Dog Lion. And it's, yeah,
29:32 it's a Snoop Dogg. Does he talk? Do you, like, pull the string and he says shit? You never open it. Of course not. Well, I guess if he talked, the string would hang out the back, so you could do it even with the box closed. And he wrote a shithead on the back, so don't share that, David. And who are you playing for, Rory? I'm playing for Peter.
29:50 Peter, Captain America, right over there. He brought a shield. And he just taped a card to it. It's broken at the bottom, probably stole it from a yard sale, if I had to guess. It's like a garbage pail lid or a huge frisbee.
30:06 Oh, it's got handles on the inside even. So it must be part of a costume. Oh, there you go. Look at that. Yeah, you should... That looks good on you. That should be your new thing as a comic. The guy with the Captain America shield
30:21 who comes out. the Captain America shield. Fucking in a relationship. Fucking. Rory is running his hand through his hair with a single notch. Great timing. Great timing. Was that someone doing a Nissan thing?
30:41 Who did the horn? Is that what that was about? That was well orchestrated. I thought the setup went on a little long. I was like, we are talking about this commercial.
30:50 I do love that commercial, though. We're running into a wall here. If he'd have done the fucking horn as soon as he started Captain America doing comedy, it would have been
30:58 fucking perfect. But it was still kind of fun. We'll fix it in post. Who are you playing for, Rory? Peter. Peter. Peter with the shield
31:14 and Brendan's playing for Megan. Alright. Let's do it. She photoshopped in... She put her face over everybody. Feel free to use the horn at any time, somebody. Do you guys want those seats? Do you guys want those seats over there?
31:31 All right, I'll grab them. You don't want them? That is weird. I just realized there are people sitting on the ground, and there are available seats. Oh, you're going to take the chairs over to them? Because they can just walk over there. They don't look like...
31:46 Usually invalids don't sit cross-legged on the floor. Oh, wow, they're going to get really good seats now. Captain America is just going to put them right in front of us. Captain America has an eye on you. Fucking sit in there, one percenters. Who sit on the floor? Who sit on the floor? Who sit on the floor?
32:06 Don't step on your tic-tacs. I'm sorry I yelled. I gotta defend a universe, okay? If Captain America actually loped along everywhere he went like you, it would be such a better movie. Just gallops everywhere.
32:21 Not enough loping for you? Yeah. You love loping Not enough loping for you. You love loping. Love a good lope. Brendan gets to go first because he won the how much did this shit cost? And you get to pick a category. Okay. Action.
32:38 And then we'll go Double Jeopardy! Double Jeopardy! Do you ever... Do you ever watch it with anyone? No! Usually by myself. I bet you you're like the frog
32:57 that only sings in front of the one guy. Yeah, that's me. It's you, and it's when you're alone you can do that. That's your skill. I just did it in front of a room full of people. Just now. No, I know you can make the noise. Oh, you mean like...
33:13 That part's not in dispute. It's the doing it right when it happens, as it happens. You know what I'll do? I'll set up a video camera tomorrow, and I'll videotape myself. Oh, that'd be so great. That'll be a web phenomenon. I'll tweet it. Viral. But you could'd be so great. That'll be a web phenomenon. I'll tweet it. Viral.
33:26 But you could just be watching a taped episode. Yeah. I'll hold up a fucking newspaper. That doesn't help at all. There's gotta be a clock. There's gotta be a clock
33:40 right next to the TV. And you can't fiddle with clocks. They just won't let you. Double jeopardy. Got it. I'll post it the day that I shoot it. You can't DVR it, find out when the Daily Double is, and then 10 minutes later do it?
33:58 Well, you know, people are going to be so cynical about... I'm not going to go through all that trouble to cheat. I'm proud of my powers. You have to live stream it. I'll live stream it. That's what I'll do. That seemed like that solution could come up to me.
34:12 That's a good Regis Philbin impression. I'll live stream it. That's where you get your pronunciation from. Wait, is there a difference between the Daily Double and Double Jeopardy? Double Jeopardy... That's the final thing. No, that's the second part. Final Jeopardy. Did you say Double Jeopardy to begin the final thing. No, that's the second part.
34:26 Final Jeopardy. Did you say Double Jeopardy to begin with, though? Yeah, that's the second round. He was saying The Daily Double. Did you say Daily Double? Yeah. I'll find out when I listen to this. Double Jeopardy is an Ashley Judd movie. And it's the second half of Jeopardy.
34:41 Does her husband abuse her in some way in that one? Huh? Is her husband rough to her in that one? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, rough for Roman. I don't think she's in a movie where a man isn't rough with her. They're either batting her around
34:55 or trying to kill her. When he murdered me. In every movie she's in. Or they'd steal her child, was her TV series. Where's My Child, I think it was called. That was a TV series? Yeah. She's just looking
35:05 for her kid. A frantic woman looking for her child. Turns out he was under the coffee table. Hide and go seek. Hide and go seek. All right,
35:19 we really got to do this. Get ready on the horn. I'm not kidding. We got to stay on topic. Pick a category, Brendan, between the following three categories. At Oli Mike suggested Ear Today, Gone Tomorrow.
35:31 And that's films where an ear is cut off or loose. September 11th, of course, is Ludacris Chris Bridges' birthday, as we all know. Yeah, never forget. Did you get your free Slurpee today? So the films of Ludacris, most of them are. Okay. And Joseph Gordon Leave It, that's films where Joseph Gordon Levitt is in some sort of breakup. Okay.
36:13 Somebody leaves him, he leaves somebody. Joseph Gordon Leave It. I'm going to go with the ear one. Okay, the ear one. Would you like a ear movie? A movie with a loose ear from 1982 or 1986? 86. Ba-do, ba-do, ba-do, ba-do, ba-do, ba-do.
36:35 Two stars from Leonard. He calls this movie flamboyantly original. Oh yeah, you don't want to be able to look at this, David. And he also says the director also wrote it.
36:54 And he lists eight names. How many? And then David gets to go next. I'm going to say... I think I know the movie. I'll say four.
37:13 You'll say too much, in other words. I'll say name it. Wait a second. For reals? I don't think he knows it. Power play. That's pretty confident What year?
37:27 86 Should I just say it? No, I'm going to give you the four names Let's play this game Your four names are Brad Dourif Jack Nance Dean Stockwell And Hope Lang
37:41 What's it called? Blue Velvet That's correct Did you think he was kidding Stockwell, and Hope Lang. What's it called? Blue Velvet. That's correct. Why did you... Did you think he was kidding when he just announced that he thinks he knows the answer? I think things all the time that I don't know. There's two movies in the history of everything
37:55 that has a loose ear. A loose ear! What's the other loose ear movie? Reservoir Dogs. The entire audience knew it. Big Lebowski. Big Lebowski's a toe.
38:11 No, he bites off his ear and spits it in the air. Oh, that's right. And a toe. All right. So I'm glad you came up with a third example. Pineapple Express. I don't remember that. What happened?
38:30 Dick Cologne. Oh, shit. My own creation. Attacks me. Okay. So Brendan got the point And Megan's very happy
38:49 Very excited He's one point away from the win We'll start with you Rory Captain America at a restaurant Sorry Sorry Sorry Could you just make some space thanks
38:58 What have you guys been doing? Where was it in the shawarma eating scene? Where was the shield? Was it leaning up against the counter or something? Or did he just leave it? He threw it really far. He's got a lock for it. He leaves it out on the sidewalk. He threw it really far. He's like, I gotta eat this before
39:15 it comes back. Where's the fucking horn? A new car! That was even better, I think. A new car! Don't fucking try to take that away from me. I don't know. Maybe I'm hearing it wrong. Here's your choice of categories, Rory, and then we'll go to David
39:32 from you. This is for us, Peter. Would you like In Theaters How? That's movies that were featured on How Did This Get Made? Or Yabba Dabba Don't. That's a cartoon that was turned into a feature film that's live action.
39:51 And one that no one's ever going to pick, so maybe you will. The Bjorn Legacy. Some just call it Bjorn. Movies with ABBA songs in them. I'll do the second choice. The second one was In Theaters How? That was the second one?
40:13 No, that was the first one. Oh, the second one was The Bjorn Legacy. It's films. No, that was the third one. Peter, what do you think? No, Yabba Dabba Don't is the one you want. Okay, here we go. Thanks, Pete.
40:26 This live-action movie turned into... I mean, cartoon turned into a live-action movie is from 2001. Two stars from Leonard. He says this is a live-action treatment of a cartoon. He also says... I know that's not a clue. He says that Donald Faison,
40:45 Seth Green, and Breckenmire all appear unbilled. Yeah, they don't get credit for appearing in this movie. And he also calls it goofy. He calls it goofy. And there are 12 names.
41:00 How many names do you think you can get it in Rory, Captain, Scoville, America? Ciate. I can do it in Ciate names. Please translate. Seven. Seven.
41:21 I think I can go zero. Wow. Someone. Someone. Someone that you're playing for is very excited. You know what I just realized? I've got to get back in the game, Sam. I just realized that I know it. Oh, well, you know about negative names, right? No.
41:38 I'll tell you about them in a second, but let's go to Brendan first, who already knows about negative names. I do know about negative... Yeah, name it. I don't think I can go negative names on it. What's the movie, David? Scooby-Doo. Oh, you let down Sam...
41:55 You let down Sam Lyon so hard with that. He was so excited, and also, that means Brendan is our winner, because the movie is Josie and the Pussycats. Congratulations, Megan. You win all the stuff in this grocery bag.
42:15 Congratulations. Wear those shirts well. Do you want your standby Megan back? There you go. Is there a shithead in the shield? Yes, there is. There's one on the right. With a shield. Do you want my shield? Is there a shithead in the shield? Yes, there is. And there's one on the back of Sam Lyon.
42:29 Do you guys have anything you want to plug before we go? I'll be in the Pacific Northwest in October. Vancouver, Seattle. What, just like looking for Sasquatch? Or do some shows? Picking mushrooms. No, I'll be doing some stand-up up and down the West Coast. So if you're in those cities, come out.
42:48 Nice. David, at HuntsburgerJunk on Twitter. And Brandon Walsh is, of course, a member of the Bone Zone. Bone Zone on iTunes. And you've got some tour dates coming up. I'll be in Toronto for the Just for Laughs thing there
43:03 on the 20th through the 23rd. Then October 5th through 7th, I'll be in Toronto for the Just for Laughs thing there on the 20th through the 23rd. Then October 5th through 7th, I'll be in Phoenix with Joe Rogan. And October 12th, I'm recording a CD in San Francisco. Stand Up Live is where you're playing? I think. Is that the big place? Yeah. That's good.
43:17 All right. But San Francisco, October 12th. Come watch me record my CD. Oh, okay. The tickets. It's part of the San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival. Did you name the CD already? I know what I'm going to name it.
43:29 Okay, you're going to hold off until you've recorded it? Yeah, yeah. Just say it publicly? Yeah. Oh, I'll be at that Burrito Festival too.
43:35 I'll see you there. We'll be there together. I don't care about your lunch plans. You guys can work that out. Tell us the title. Work that out on your own time. It's a whole thing.
43:44 You've got to see, it's a whole thing. Yeah, you've got to. If you're listening, you've got to come see it to know the title. Work that out on your own time. It's a whole thing. You gotta see it. It's a whole thing. You're listening. You gotta come see it. Tell us the title. Yeah, you gotta see it. Rory, what do you got going on? Nothing, I'm an idiot.
43:56 I'm fucking stupid. I'm gonna pick my nose and eat some boogers at some point. All that's on my website. I'll be at the San Francisco Punchline at the end of the month and then Des Moines, Funny Bone after that. And then I'll be in Long Island for some shows.
44:18 Oh, try the iced tea. That was for him, right? I made that happen with my brain. I was just sitting there thinking now would be a good time for it. But thank you to all of you for being here. Let's do it for all of them, everybody. Yay, thanks. Wait, we've got to take a picture here in a second.
44:37 Oh, and I'll be in San Diego at the American Comedy Company at 420 this Saturday, the 15th, with Graham Elwood and possibly a special guest. And, uh... Okay, that's good. And, uh... Okay. As always,
44:54 thanks again, everybody. And as always, everyone related to Honey Boo Boo is a shithead. And waiting for Breaking Bad to return is a shithead. Now waiting for Breaking Bad to return is a shithead.