Doug Loves Movies - Rory Scovel, Megan Neuringer and Aaron Kleiber guest

Episode Date: March 30, 2015

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Doug hates candy wrappers, skinny babies, stiffy seats with empty ads and popcorn kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, but Doug Loves Movies! Hey, hey, hey everybody! My name is Doug and I love movies. This is Hot Moms Movies. Coming to you once again from that's the sound of the Nerd Melt showroom crowd here at Meltdown Comics,

where we will also be next Sunday, which will be Easter Sunday. Will that stop you guys from coming? No. All right, great. Here's what I wrote down just in case some of you went, no, I can't, it's Easter. Find some eggs, go to church, and then come by.

Like, are there really anything, are there things you have to do at nighttime on Easter? I remember Wizard of Oz was on every Easter Sunday when I was growing up. I watched every goddamn time. That wouldn't happen today. Everyone would be like, it's all a dream. Why do I have to sit through it again? Next mystery.

Let's see. Today is Sunday, March 29th. Let's see your name tags, everybody. If I can get some lights up in here. Oh, nicely done. Lots of good ones. There's a nightmare before Christy.

What's this blue dude in the front row? Batman Andy. And it's a little row? Batman Andy. Batman Andy? Yeah. And it's a cute little Batman doll. Or kind of a bat. I don't know what he technically would be.

Batman, I don't know, he wore blue at one point, maybe. Yellow belt? Batman's a yellow belt? What's the last movie you saw, Batman-dy? You guys can put them down. Thank you for everybody bringing those. I didn't tell you you could put yours down. Birdman.

Batman-dy. Birdman was the last movie you saw? It was the last movie that you don't know the correct title of, that's for sure. Or The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance? Yes! Very good. Class dismissed. Three in the morning, I re-watched it. You watched it at three in the morning? Yeah, it was

a good time last night. Oh, okay. Came home so drunk, you're like, I need two hours of drumming and a man walking around in his underwear. That's what I need right now to fucking get my shit together. All right, Batman Andy. I have a strong feeling you will get chosen, but we'll see what happens. I'm not always right. Since last I spoke and you

listened, I had a great, I mean quite a week. Starting with a flight delay that caused me to miss my show Wednesday night in Charlotte, North Carolina. But the folks at the Comedy Zone were nice enough to let me move the show to yesterday afternoon at 4.20. You know I love my 4.20 shows.

Douglow's minis from that show should plop in a day or two. We had a lot of fun with the audience playing Last Man Stanton. We played with the films of Paul Rudd. Yeah, and there's a lot of them. And we missed some big ones. Took us a long time to say Clueless.

You'd think that one would be right out of the gate, right? So, yeah, so I, you know, ended up having some extra time there. I was up there for my buddy Tall John who's having a bachelor weekend up in the hills of North Carolina. And so that was weird. And then I got to be one of the first people to ride Fury 325

at the Carowinds Amusement Park in South Carolina. Why, you ask, Fury 325? Because that Brad Pitt movie ruined their ride name. They were like, we can't just call it Fury. People just think you just ride around in a tank with Shia LaBeouf. I was like, I have nothing funny to say about this. And then, LaBeouf! LaBeouf to the rescue.

So, yeah. So, no, it's because the first drop is 325 feet, which I guess is the highest drop on a Giger coaster in the world, maybe? And the ride takes 3 minutes and 25 seconds. So I was like, well, I think all rides should take at least 4 minutes and 20 seconds.

And then, fuck it if there isn't at that amusement park. It's a family amusement park. I mean, they'll rub it in your face, but there's a Camp Snoopy and whatnot. There's like this plane outside one of the rides. It's called Afterburner, and there's this jet plane

sitting there, you know, just for decoration. But the number on the side of it is 420. So somebody was having a good time. Because that'd be a weird mistake to make. Not a mistake, really. I'm going to be at be helium in Portland this weekend.

You know helium. It's a gas! DouglasMovies.com From the corrections department, it was Christopher Walken, not Bruce Willis, who was the subject of that Last Man Stanton where we never got to Last Man Stanton.

So finally that's all been put to bed. I've gotten a lot of tweets about that. People are really fired up about that issue. Lots of fun stuff in the prize bag today, but I'm anxious to get the guests out here because I've got three regulars on the show that I enjoy a great deal.

So please give a big warm welcome to Megan Neuringer, Aaron Kleiber, and Rory Scovel. Oh! Rory Scovel! Oh, there he is. Just buttoning up your pants. What are you doing?

I just wanted to hide my prize. Oh, you're hiding the prize. But for those sitting here in attendance, it's pretty obvious what it is. It's not earrings, that's for sure. He brought a flak jacket. Kevlar. We don't know what it is. Could be a number of things.

It's not a sweaty record. My shirt could just be like this I forgot that they get cardboard out of the Old Navy shirt Yep, I bought it, this was cheaper Did your pants bring a phone for the prize pack? Because that's pretty well outlined as well That's just the fashion of these pants There's nothing in these pants Why isn't this joke working for more people? I should have put this under my shirt of these pants. There's nothing in these pants.

Why isn't this joke working for more people? I should have put this under my shirt. It would have been a similar shape. It would have been really fun. We've got Schmovie is in the prize bag, you guys. The exciting board game. How's it going again? I always forget.

Let me give you an example and you guys can maybe come up with one They're not easy Name a science fiction movie About a gangsta lunch lady Right? That's hard to do You'd have to really sit and think on that for a bit

Because there's a lot going on there Sci-fi Gangsta Lunch lady Right? It's too fucking complicated going on there. Sci-fi gangsta lunch lady. Right? It's too fucking complicated. Wait, is that a real movie? No, no.

You're not supposed to think of a real one. You're supposed to make one up. It's supposed to be funny. I went through all of the diehards. I was like, how many movies was 50 Cent in? Seriously though, if you understood or if I said it properly, you'd still be sitting there thinking, right? That's not easy.

Yeah. It's too complicated. But it's like Balderdash. Schmovie. Schmovie. I'm terrible at selling them. Get yours today. They're not a sponsor.

They just keep sending me crates of schmovie. I got schmovie all over my apartment. That's disgusting. All right, so I'm going to introduce everybody. Megan Neuringer is back. Fan favorite, frequent at midnight contestant. What's your favorite thing about doing at midnight? We've done it together twice.

Yeah. I just love the green room. They give you a fruit plate, sometimes a crudite. They give you cookies at the end. A little t-shirt. I eat that bag of Fritos. If they don't have Fritos

in my room, I go to one of the other rooms and switch out with something I don't want. I mean, if I'm being totally honest, my favorite thing about At Midnight is that my Twitter blows up and I get all these new followers for free. I'm kidding. I don't, yeah, but for free.

I think what I like is the way you interjected. Someone's going to think Megan just suddenly had a really deep voice about Fritos I like Fritos I'll go into any other rooms there's crudité and I like Fritos a lot more Twitter followers because of that

yeah that's Aaron Kleiber everybody Pittsburgh comedy phenom A lot more Twitter followers because of that. Yeah, that's Aaron Kleiber, everybody. A Pittsburgh comedy phenom. He's been on two. One where the sound was damaged very badly, and another show that was completely vanished, right? Is that what's happened? I don't know. I don't know.

But he's been on the show a few more times than people would know. And now he's out here in Los Angeles. What are you doing in town? Shows. Okay. Do you want to plug any of them? Is it any of them after tomorrow? I've been here a couple weeks.

You want to back plug? You want to talk about shit you already did? You could have seen me headline the Ontario Improv last weekend, but it's over. How did that go? Amazing. That place is near a meth lab. I love it. I'm just guessing. I'm at Flappers

tonight in Burbank. Oh, that's also near a meth lab. Actually, Burbank's really... I've been pulled over more times in Burbank than anywhere else. Never got a ticket for anything But they're just pulling everybody over Because they've got nothing better to do

Like why are you driving around Burbank This guy's up to something He's driving around Burbank Maybe it's for your safety It always works out that way I haven't been murdered or anything by them Speaking of which I was wearing my hoodie.

What do you call these things? A toque? A scully? A scully that says slab life on it. I don't know why. People give me things on the road. I'm like, I'm going to put this

in the prize bag. And they're like, oh, that'd be great. Like this, for instance. Some rolling papers called Phone Homie. That's fun because that's kind of a movie reference.

Specifically a movie reference. Megan brought, this is awesome, she brought some scratchers. Yeah, she brought five California lottery scratchers. So hopefully she'll get you on the road to a terrible addiction.

Give you a real gambling problem if you win a couple bucks and get excited. What if someone wins huge? If anyone wins huge, you have to give Megan like some of it. Right? For reals. Or buy her more scratch-offs.

But a lot of them. Yeah, like a bunch. Like a thousand. All of the... If you win a billion dollars, you have to spend it all on scratch-offs. Yeah. But a lot of them. Yeah, like a bunch. Like a thousand. All of the... If you win a billion dollars, you have to spend it all on scratch-offs. Right? There's a T-shirt and a lighter

from Friends of Chameleon Glass, all in a bag from South by Southwest. I think this is the music festival bag. And what do you have for the bag there, Aaron? Oh, more addiction. Well, let me real quick ask the audience a question. Is anybody here under 21? Applaud if you're under 21.

Be honest. I am. That's interesting. There's like a 10-year-old. Some for the dudes. I'm under 21. Some for the dudes. I'm five. I came the dudes. I'm five.

Yeah. I came alone, and I'm only four. I would give a four-year-old liquor. Some Jameson for the grown-up men, and some Pinot Grige for the ladies. Four mini bottles of Pinot Grige. Get nuts, okay? I'm four, and I like Fritos.

I go into the other rooms and trade out the fruit. I ran out of DVDs in California. I don't trade the Fritos for fruit. I just trade it for like Lay's or whatever, you know, some other brand of chip. Because they mix it up over there at midnight. Rory Scovel's

here, everybody. Did I introduce you yet? No. Just a voice in the darkness assuming someone's listening to this in the dark, if so rethink your life people go to bed to it no, no if you're going to bed right now

wake up and fix it I listen to DLM Now wake up and fix it. I listen to DLM before I fall asleep, so I dream of movies. I forgot to smoke weed before going to sleep the other night, and I had like a whole night of dreams. It was so irritating. I hate dreams so much.

I woke up like, I'm late for what? Thank you for bringing all this booze, Aaron, but what is the mystery prize in Rory's shirt, everyone? Well, if you're listening at home or in your car or you're about to fall asleep, you can't see it, but you can hear it.

Nope. Not a miniature vertical pizza box. It's my album! And it's touched my sweaty belly. So that's neat. Prizes exceed the bag,

you guys. That's how great the prize pile is today. Prize bin. Prize pile. We're calling it the prize pile this week. Dig into the prize pile. Let's just go down the line. Megan, what was the last movie you saw? I do this show and then it just shames me because I realize let's just go down the line. Megan, what was the last movie you saw? Oh, wait.

See, I do this show, and then it just shames me because I realize I don't watch enough stuff. I was just saying in the green room, I was like, I watch more movies in New York than LA because I could just stroll to a movie. Right.

But the movie I want to see is It Follows. That's going to be my next movie. The horror movie, It Follows? Yeah. Oh, it's a lot of quiet. Let me try this again, Megan. I have simply dumbfounded the audience by referencing a movie that's in theaters.

I'm going to try one more time. What was the last movie you saw? I don't know. That's all they want. They don't want to hear conjecture About what's next I kind of liked Knowing what you're planning on seeing

What are you catching up on Netflix? I don't focus Someone's going to It follows you into the theater No see Probably some Oh the documentary Citizen 4 Citizen 4 amazing documentary No, see, some kind of, probably some doc. Oh, the documentary Citizen Four.

Yes, Citizen Four, amazing documentary. Okay, there we go. All right, tell us your five favorite things about it. Mine are freedom. No, that movie is intense because it reminded, the whole time I was thinking of like, it would be similar to if All the President's Men

was a documentary where they were just following them around while that shit happened. It's that important, the shit that's going down in Citizen 4. We're taking the same movie, right? Yeah. Is this the one where the guy eats McDonald's for 30 days? The Fantastic

Citizen Four. But yeah, do you know what Eric Snowden's up to right now? What's going on with him? He's in Moscow with his hot girlfriend making pasta. And that's only because of Meerkat that we know it that detailed. Yeah, we're Periscope.

We're Periscope. Not a great reference for a Meerkat that we know at that detail. Yeah, or Periscope. Meerkat or Periscope. Not a great reference for a meerkat. I said meerkat, nobody. Megan tried to help me with Periscope, nobody. It's like both of you are having brain synapses at the same time, just yelling out words. Meerkat, Periscope. Lunchpail. Band-Aid.

Prados. All right. Aaron, I hope you understand the question. Yep. You've had time to think about it. Yeah, I actually saw It Follows this week. I didn't jump in when it came up earlier. I was letting her ride that.

I was letting her ride it out. Guys, so sweaty. So sweaty from that. What did you like it? It's spectacular. What did you like it? What did you like it? The man who's accusing other people of having What did you like it? You had a synapse, man.

You should smoke some pot. Get your brain together, man. What did you see, Aaron? It follows? It follows. I will have to say that it's probably in the top 25 horror movies I've ever seen. Whoa! I'm not playing around.

Give us another example of the top 25 for you so we can judge you. Oh, my gosh. I mean, you know them. I mean, one other. You've got 24 choices. What other one would be in there? Friday the 13th part one. Oh, see that? We've already proven that it follows could be

a top 100 maybe. No, it's good. The music is phenomenal. I wouldn't put any of the Friday the 13th movies in any list except for a list of Friday the 13th movies in any list. No. What? A list of Friday the 13th movies. One. Regular.

Two. Just a two. Three. The Reckoning. I don't know. I don't even remember. When did they start adding subtitles to the Friday the 13th franchise? Part two.

Really? Was it two? Part two had more words? Oh, no. The beginning? Four? Was it four? The beginning? Yeah. more words? Oh, no, the beginning? 4? Was it 4? 4, the beginning?

Yeah, Friday the 30th, Part 4, the beginning. The beginning. Final chapter. Final chapter. Final chapter was 4. That's right. 5 was the beginning. Very out of order with these titles.

Yeah, why was 4 the final? Was it a 4-logy? Then they were like, fuck it, send him to space. Well, that was not until like 10 That was late in the game Why did they have subtitles Like the Spanish version? No, no

No, it's Subtitle Meaning the rest of the title in a sequel Oh, oh, okay Not subtitle Like we can't understand what they're garbling about There really should be a word for it meaning the rest of the title in a sequel. Oh, okay. Not subtitled. We can't understand what they're garbling about. There really should be a word for it, but there isn't.

It's just subtitle, but that does mean more than one thing, so your confusion was not dumb. Come down to the live show, you guys. See the faces I make to get laughs. Oh, come for the show, stay for the faces. Yes, the faces. Rory. Hi!

What happened, Megan? Wait, Megan just said oh for some reason. Are you all right? Oh, no, I'm fine. Oh. Oh, I thought you thought of something or remembered something. Nope. Had something to add.

Probably my body did something and I was like, oh, no, I'm fine. Rory? I recently re-watched Man of Steel and I did so because I hated it the first time. And I talked to someone and they said, watch it. You know what people do? They're like, watch it again.

I hate the watch it again nicks that are always trying to convince you to watch some garbage over again. You sit there seething the whole time. This still sucks! I gotta say, I didn't hate it as much the second time. Maybe because my expectations were in a different place. I didn't hate it as much the second time. Maybe because my expectations

were in a different place. I wasn't looking for Christopher Reeve. I thought he was going to be in it the first time I thought he'd show up. But watching it the second time, I was like, this isn't so bad. I have faith in the next one.

Superman versus Batman or whatever the fuck it is. I just think Batman's gonna, you know, save it if anything. You know, it's either gonna suck or the Batman parts are gonna be awesome. I just, I have so much

faith. I just don't even, like, this dude, did you guys Aaron and Megan did you see Man of Steel? Yes. No. That dude doesn't

Henry Cavill? Yeah. I'm sure he's a great actor and he's good at hiding his foreign accent. He's handsome. He's handsome. He's definitely handsome.

But was he I mean he didn't do anything I'd rather see Dean Cain than him. I'm sorry. Dean Kane than him. Yeah, no, Doug. I'm sorry. I'm with Doug. Dean Kane is a man with the feelings.

Yeah, had a little character. So many people are listening right now. They're about to fall asleep. They're like, what? What did Douglas say? Dean Kane? What the devil? It is like James Bond. Like, who's your James Bond?

And it's like, you know, nobody's gonna be my Superman except for Christopher Reeve. That's right. My Superman. That's right. You know? Okay. You're right. I'm right about my opinion. Yes.

I wanted to validate it Also boyhood I just keep going Where was Christopher Reeve in that? And I thought he'd show up I really did Year three or four I thought he'd be there Surprise I'm your dad

Yeah Yeah I didn't like Man of Steel In summary I did not like Man of Steel. In summary, I did not like it. I saw, last movie I saw, thank you for asking, Get Hard. Oh!

Yeah. Did you like it? I laughed. Yeah, you know, what are you going to do? There's a lot of prison rape jokes, you know, so if that's not your cup of rape...

This is the worst cup of noodles I've ever had. Oh, no, no, that's cup of rape. No, that's not cup of noodles. Rape is never good. No. It's always bad. Even when it's fresh. No, it's always bad.

Even when it's fresh. Just trying to, you know, take back rape, you guys. From the women? No, from... I wanted you to stop. That's all I'm trying to say. Quit it, you guys.

But for some reason, prison rape is a riot. But overall, out of five stars, you give it. Oh, don't make me do that. Do it. Okay, you go first with Man of Steel. Okay, I will. Okay. Fine, here we go.

Good luck working with Kevin Costner. First time, I was like, no fucking stars. Like, none. The second time, I was like, no fucking stars. Like, none. The second time I was like, 3.2. Oh! You really divide up your stars. Wow. Usually you go half a star, but never really

20% of a star. A lot of these old school critics go half a star. I play the whole decimal. Is that what I said right? And this is out of five stars? Out of five stars, three. a star. I play the whole decimal. Is that right? Is that what I said right? This is out of five stars? Out of five stars, three. Solid three. That means you liked it mostly.

I think I did. It's over the hump. It's better than not liking it. Now your turn. Ah. Ah. Ah. 2.8 that smelled good didn't it

a little bit over I love Will Ferrell and I enjoy Kevin Hart has a scene in the movie where he impersonates a bunch of different guys in one prison yard to simulate for Will Ferrell what it's going to be like in prison and it's the funniest scene I think that he's ever done in anything.

Kevin Hart. Yeah. But the rest of it, it's just, you know, it's intermittently hilarious, but it's like, you know, what I said earlier. It's a prison rape movie. Finally. That should be the quote in the ad. A prison rape comedy.

We had an abortion comedy with Obvious Child. Now here's the prison rape comedy. What's next, guys? For what? For the comedies? Oh, for the rapes? Oh, for the rapes? I don't know.

No, I meant, what's next? The part where I say, finally? I'm so lost now. Let the gamers begin! Oh. Oh, thank God. I wanted to be

extra confused. Everyone extra confused today. It makes for a fun game. You know, it's kind of like when they spin you around before, you know, you try to pin the tail on the donkey. That's what that just was. That's my excuse. The first game we're going to play... Oh, we've got to get name tags.

Sorry, sorry. People brought some lovely name tags. So, lady and gentleman, choose who you'd like to play for. Rory grabbed a stool to make a table for his water. And while they go out and pick who they want to play for... Name tags! We'll do this commercial recorded by me, excited about a new thing one of our sponsors is doing.

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Rory is so great when you can't hear. That was when I was raped. That's how old I was, and that's what happened. We'll be back after this rape. All right, just lost a sponsor. It was nice having you guys. I don't think this is a name tag. I pretty much just took somebody's...

Somebody just has an item. Did they just give you those? What is it called? I wanted that. Is there a shithead on the bottom? Nope. You don't have one? Not yet.

Not yet. Oh, crafty. Ooh, I like that. Someone who thinks they can? Not yet. Not yet. Oh, crafty. Ooh, I like that. Someone who thinks they can get one in at the end. I bet you it's going to be rape. That's the biggest shithead. Ultimate shithead. Yeah.

Okay, go ahead. What is it? It's lard-lad donuts, world famous. It looks like there's bacon on it. Are you going to eat it? I would like to help. That's a donut? Are you you going to eat it? I would like to help. That's a donut? Are you guys going to eat it? It looks like a giant cookie.

I saw the look in your eyes. If you're going to eat it, then you should keep it and play for that guy, but if you're not going to eat it, you should give it back to him and get a real name tag. I don't think I'm going to eat it. But Rory wants to. Well, now I feel like a pig. Do you want to trade name tags, Rory, for that? Do you want to trade it for

the food? Whose name is this donut? I can't tell. It's not even a name. Alex. What is it? Alex brought that. I didn't want to call you Lard Lad. That's rude. I'm sorry. Did you mean to give this away or did he just take this from you? Did he wrestle it out of your hands?

I shanked him. Also, didn't you grab it from this side of the room? I passed it. Oh, you passed it down. Everyone in that row touched this thing? Yep. How long ago did you buy the donut? Do not lie.

Donut lie. Donut lie to us. Do you want to hide in the alley later and destroy this thing with our mouth? Play for it I think that's it I will play for it Alright Oh, that'll be fun

Let's go throw it around in the parking lot Yeah I'd eat some of the bacon off of it, but I can't eat the rest of it It's the size of a coffee cake Yeah, look at that I kind of want to actually go buy one of those in the morning With a tiny shot of espresso and just stand on a sidewalk like, My ratios are off! Help! I'm in Bizarro Breakfast World!

And those are some of the dreams that I have. Alright, who are you playing for, Rory? All right. Who are you playing for, Rory? Well, I am playing for Christina Tuna Harrell. And it's Christina the Damned. She's got a framed picture here. Signed by me. Signed by Doug.

So this isn't the first time she's been able to make contact. All she wants is hell on earth. So... Oh, Graham Elwood signed the shoulder. Oh, okay. So there's only so much I can say. I feel like I'm on a... Yeah, I don't know why you feel like you have to keep going.

I feel like I'm appraising this item. Don't talk why you feel like you have to keep going. I feel like I'm appraising this item. Rory, don't talk about that until I tell you to stop. It's a nice frame. Ten minutes later. I think she's done well here. You can put it on the mantle. There's glasses in place. I wouldn't add it.

I don't know why it isn't already, but... Disgusting. Who are you playing for, Megan? So I'm playing for Oh Rod, and it is it's George Burns. I thought it was E.T. because I don't have good eyesight, but it's a picture of George Burns

with his finger up. So it's from the Oh Rod is a pun off Oh God, the original George Burns. I love the catchphrase that was on the poster or whatever. If you don't mind me reading it, I do a pretty good George Burns.

It's a line that he says in the movie and it goes like this. Anybody who could turn Lot's wife into a pillar of salt incinerate Sodom and Gomorrah,

and make it rain for 40 days and 40 nights? There's gotta be a fun guy! George Burns, ladies and gentlemen. Rest in peace. George Burns. You sounded like one of the characters from the animated Robin Hood movie. I don't know which one it was, though. Friar Tuck!

Yeah, that's it. You honestly sound like me yelling at a boyfriend. It's Archie's wife. Sounds awesome. All in the family. Yeah, it was Archie's wife. Oh, Archie. Slower.

Remember that episode where the guy tried to rape her? I knew that was going to come back. It always comes back to that, doesn't it? It always comes back to it. That was the hottest episode. This episode is being haunted by rape. Sheesh. This first game we're going to play

is called... You can put your pastry down if you'd like. Just try not to remember to stomp on it when you jump up in victory. We're going to play Cluster Flicks. Do you know this one, Rory? I don't think I do. A lady yelled out Amy Adams one time in Sacramento. It made me very upset.

Well, was I there? Or are you just saying that in general? Hmm? Nothing? It's a random thought. Nothing at all. Let's try listening to each other. So, I don't know who missed what there. I don't know who missed what there.

Something in the audience yelled out, and nobody in the audience is allowed to yell out the answer, because you three guys, two guys and one lady, you have to I'm going to pick somebody, actor or actress, I'm going to start reading off their credits. I'm going to give you three movies

that this person's been in, and then you all get to guess. And then after that, if nobody gets it right, then I'm just going to add titles until somebody blurts out the right answer. Armpit Stane Johnson. I have a question. You were not kidding around about being sweaty. Don't do that for too long,

or you're going to make yourself pass out. Is it whoever can answer first or do you say the credits and then we go in order of trying to guess? I'll say three with nobody saying anything. Once three are out there, then anybody can guess. We can blurt it. Is this side just as bad?

We don't blurt it, right? We blurt it after three. After three, but not until after the first three. It's uneven. The idea is I try to pick movies from this person's career that I'll get through as many as possible before anybody knows what it is.

Cool. I like to challenge myself. I think they got it in four titles the last time we played, so I screwed up on that one. You ready? Yeah. Who was in The Proposal, The Company Man, and Soul Surfer? Company Men, I apologize.

And Soul Surfer. The Propos I apologize. And Soul Surfer. The Proposal. The Company Men. I'm just going to say the Proposal. Does anybody have an answer? Ryan Gosling. A guess? Good guess?

Not in any of those. Company Men. All right. You ready for more? Now just jump in if you think you have it. Aaron Eckhart. Oh, that's a great guess, but he was in the company of men. Oh.

Are we out or do we get to keep guessing as we go forward? And he wasn't in Soul Surfer, he was in Aaron Brockovich. It's easy to confuse real life stories where one person's fighting a corrupt system and the other one's being eaten by a shark. Continuing on. I'll give you the first three again. The proposal, the company men, and soul surf. Do we keep blurting or am I out?

You can blurt from now on. As much as you want. Paul Blurt, mall curb. No. Correct. Sandra Bullock. No, she was in the proposal. Good job. Good job, Rory. The Skulls.

Jeez. The Devil's Advocate. Ghosts of Mississippi. Who? Wow. Fuck. Oh, Matthew McConaughey? No.

No. Morgan Freeman. Turner and... Wait a second. Morgan Freeman? Hooch. Turner and Hooch. the dog from that movie Troop Beverly

Hills I don't even know what's happening this is a cluster flick Jackson Jackson Jackson the Killing Fields oh my god Action Jackson. The same movie? Action Jackson.

The Killing Fields. Oh my God. The Killing Fields. Sam Waterston. No, Silkwood. What? The Osterman Weekend. That's not a movie.

Not even real. All the Right Moves. Oh. Oh. Where the buffalo roam. Stir crazy. Private Benjamin. Or as I like to call it, Private Ben-Hameen. Peter.

The formula. And justice for all. Okay, the time might turn finally. Get ready, you guys. The Incredibles. Craig T. Nelson. That's correct. See, I knew I couldn't get these by anybody. I knew the Incredibles would tip it.

Poltergeist would fucking tip it. And then I also wrote on there, the TV show Coach. Tuna! And Parenthood. He was on Parenthood. That was good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought I knew it the whole time,

but I was like, wait till that last one. But there was a few more. But yeah, Incredibles was a really good clue because it narrows it down to... You knew it wasn't Holly Hunter. You knew it wasn't Brad Bird as Edna. All right. It's time for ABCD's notes, y'all.

Five or six people like that. More people are getting excited it's really catching on Craig T. Nelson is also in another film I left off that list that I enjoy a great deal I'd say it's probably my favorite Will Ferrell movie

and it's a motion picture called Blades of Glory you know what I like about Blades of Glory? Comparing it unfairly to Get Hard. Get Hard, like none of the supporting characters, Craig T. Nelson's in it. Greg Gurman's in it. What's-her-name Alison Brie's in it. And they're really good, funny actors.

And they don't get anything really funny to do. It's just kind of the Kevin and Will show for the most part. Ron Funches is fun, though. As JoJo, the motherfucker that'll kill a motherfucker. He's like a badass and it's hilarious because he never goes, hee! He never lets out

the real Funches laugh for fear of getting fired. But he did a great job. But, yeah, I love Blades of Glory because I just think every character in the movie is funny and it's a really fun movie to me. Of all of his sports movies, I have to like the fucking ice skating one the best. What a pansy.

Here we go. Rory gets to go first on this one. And then we'll go to Megan and Aaron and so on. And all you got to do is match with me the movie that I wrote down ahead of time. I don't know why I touched my brain, but match my brain. I wrote down a movie. We're gonna spell out

Blades of Glory, and we're starting with you, Rory, with the letter B. Any movie that begins with the letter B, but if you say the same one that I came up with, you win automatically. Big. If you can't think of one, you're out.

Big. Big is your answer? Big. One chance to change it. So arbitrary. Blade Runner. Oh, so close. Might be the closest someone's been

without actually getting it right. Well, that's the story of my life. Because I went with Blades of Glory. No, I'm kidding. I went with, because Megan is in it, a motion picture called Bachelorette. Oh, yeah. I just got really creepy.

All right, Megan. The letter L. I'm wanting to think that you wrote this down. That's the... Trying to think of what I wrote down, but basically you just have to name a movie that begins with L. Lolita. Just to save your skin.

Lolita. That's something I would write down. That's a good movie. The first time. Not the Jeremy Irons time. It was like a lion was stalking her for the entire movie. I went with,

because I thought this would be funny for Elle, Last Man Standing. I'm talking about it like crazy. All right. Hey, Erin. Oh, you can do TV too. No. She's thinking can do TV, too. No. She's thinking of the Tim Allen show.

That reason we all stay home on Friday nights. Last man standing on Earth. Hey, Aaron. You wrote down Air Bud 2 Golden Receiver. Thank you. No, I didn't. I wrote down Air Bud 2 Golden Receiver. Thank you. No, I didn't. I wrote down Action Jackson. Oh.

Action Jackson. If that would have won it, I would have celebrated with you. With that donut cake. Yep, good night. Hello. D, Rory. Days of Thunder. Oh, another close one.

I went with Date Night. Well, date. You had the first sound in there. Tom Cruise with Date Night. Well, date. You had the first sound in there. Tom Cruise is in both. I did that because it takes place in Manhattan where I'm going to be at the Gramercy Theater on April 27th and 28th. 27th is

sold out. Suckers. E. Megan. Stop. Is there a movie called Echo? That's really how you want to play this And you know what There's a movie called Earth to Echo And it's about a creature from outer space What do they call those things?

No There's another word for a thing that comes down from outer space. Maybe befriends a little boy. Eats some Reese's Pieces. Oh, an E.T. E.T. would be an E movie. Is there a movie called Echo? E.T.

The extraterrestrial and his adventures on Earth. Okay, Megan's out. Wait, but is there a movie called Echo? There might be, but you can't phrase it as a question. I'm a real stickler for knowledge. I went with Easter Parade, because of course we'll be back here doing other Douglas movies next Sunday, Easter Sunday. So bring eggs. Easter Parade, because of course we'll be back here doing other Douglas movies next Sunday, Easter Sunday, so bring your eggs.

I don't know, I said it better earlier. S. Aaron. Stir Crazy. Nicely done. I might have picked that because it happened earlier. Now I'm seeing what's going on here. But I was just thinking about self-promotion on this one,

and I just wrote super high mean. It's still available on Netflix if you haven't. I'm seeing what's going on here. But I was just thinking about self-promotion on this one, and I just wrote super high, man. I was going to say that. It's still available on Netflix, if you haven't. Rory, oh. Othello. Oh. Lots of versions of that movie. Which one were you thinking of?

Lawrence Fishburne. Okay. I went with Operation Dumbo Drop. No particular reason. F, Megan. I'm still in? Sorry, I didn't mean... I was cleaning it up there for a second.

I said, fuck Megan. Aaron. I got it real. I was like... up there for a second. I said, fuck Megan, Aaron. I got it real. I was like, F Megan. F Aaron. You'll be back for the next game. You tell me yours and I'll use yours. I probably will hurt you.

Fire starter. Okay. Seem kind of angry about it. I saw that movie. Pretty big laugh when Heather Locklear's oven mitts catch on fire. Just watch that one scene if you haven't. Yeah, because she's such a good actress. She got better, I guess. She got better, I guess.

Anyway, I went with Footloose because I'm going to be interrupting that in Nashville on April 15th at the Belcourt Theater. Have you ever been to the Belcourt Theater, Rory? I have been there. It's nice, right? It's great. Yeah, yeah.

You're also doing stuff for the Nashville Wild West Comedy Fest. Wild West Comedy Fest, that's right. So we'll see you there. Yep. That takes me into my next letter. G. G. Gone West Comedy Fest. That's right. So we'll see you there. Yep. That takes me into my next letter. G. Gone with the Wind. I'll be on

the road most of April. You can check out my dates at RoryScoville.com. I'm going to be in a couple different spots soon. Take a look if you get me. I thought you were leading in to say something about Atlanta when you said you're Gone with the Wind. I'll be in Atlanta for the Sweetwater 420 Festival.

For 17 to 19. So it's right before the 420. I put Ghosts of Mississippi. Because it's a Craig T. Nelson movie. L. Aaron. Lord of. L. Aaron.

Lord of the Rings. Okay. Guess there was one just called that. Didn't they have subtitles from the get? Yeah, what's the full title? What? Lord of the Rings, colon. Oh.

You know, Dance of the Pixies or whatever it was Lord of the Rings Return of the King no Return of the King is just the yeah

don't fuck yourself over with this shit Lord of the Rings Return of the King of course first instinct this shit Rory is it the

Lord of the Rings I don't want to go to the judges' table. Oh. Judges have bad breath. That's why you don't want to go to the table. It's, uh... What was the question?

No, I don't know what it was. It's not The Lord of the Rings. It's Lord of the Rings. It should be. It's a better title. Okay. O again. Always an easy one for me. Your L. Your L. Oh. Did I just do L? Oh, you did? Yeah.

I didn't say what my L was. That's what went wrong. Mine was leaves of grass. I'm doing a 420 show on 420. At the Comedy Works of Denver. The other two shows are sold out, but the one on 420, that's a tough sell

because people have jobs and shit. Oh, Rory. Oh, fuck you. You can do it. Oh. It's easier than you'd think. Well, I want to say omen, but I think it's the omen.

It sure is. Okay, so that should buy me about five or six. But how about something that begins with O? Okay. All the movies out there. Overboard, starring Kurt Russell! And Goldie Ha! I was trying to coax you into saying O,

because there's a movie called O. O, yeah. Yeah, but I went with Old Dracula, coax you into saying, oh, because there's a movie called Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but I went with Old Dracula because I just thought it was funny that that exists. I want to see it now, a movie called Old Dracula where David Niven apparently played Old Dracula. Just in an old

Vogue song? I don't think he's that old. Dracula! He's just older. Old for Dracula. He must have been bit When he was already old Right Oh he had to have been Wait even though

I'm disqualified Am I still about to talk Uh huh Oh okay okay What's on your mind Just it's It's just like I don't know

It's just rude to call Dracula old Like he's always been old He doesn't age Right but he's Played by an old man It's just like Right, but he's played by an old man. It's just like in Blackula, he's played by a black guy. It's like if you're not a Dracula,

it's just like a young Robert Pattinson type or a Frank Langella, then you've got to be labeled. It's sad. It's sad what's happening with Draculas. So many Dracula adjectives now. Drag you love, that's another one. You've got to be in drag.

Is that a real one? I think so. I'd watch it. I'd watch it. I'd watch Dabula. Alright, where are we? What's happening? What letter are we on?

I said my O, and so we're on R. Aaron? Rushmore. Oh, that's a great one. Love that movie. I went with Roar because it's playing at Cinefamily and I really want to interrupt it

and I want Roary to be there because that's just fun. When is it? Do you know this movie Roar? Uh-uh. It's where Melanie Griffith and her mom, Tippi Hedren, and her husband thought it would be a good idea to shoot a motion picture. It took them 11 years to make it. They financed it themselves.

Just hanging out with all of their lions and tigers and shooting a story, a movie with a story, but with all these fucking wild animals just doing whatever the fuck they want over all of them for the entire motion picture. Everyone involved in the production got injured at some point, and there's scenes in the movies where you're just watching a fucking lion

tear into a guy's arm, and he's just like, it's cool, it's cool, it's all right, lion, these are our friends. And they had 11 years to rethink that decision and nobody did. It's so crazy and it's so suspenseful because they're trying to just tell kind of there's points in the movie where they're actually supposed to be

scared of the lions and tigers. Those parts play extra scary because you know that they're scared and that it really is scary that these animals are all fucking coming after them because they're being playful a lot of the time, but it looks fucking vicious. You know what I mean?

They tackle people a lot. It's like, oh my God. And they keep filming. John DeBond was the cinematographer and got his fucking top of his head torn off by a wild animal. What in the sense? You know, it's amazing there hasn't been more press

about this movie. And then Tippi Hedren kind of changed her whole outlook. She was always a preservationist or whatever, but she has gotten

even deeper into protection of animals and stuff because she was involved in that horrible, horrible thing. When did it come out? She put her own child

at risk every day to make this movie about the lions. It was 1981 was when it was released. Leonard Maltin gave it one and a half stars. He says they thought they could make an entertaining movie by using real animals, and he went, no cigar.

Leonard did not buy it, but I think it's hilarious and terrifying, and I hope to interrupt it soon. Let's wrap this game up. The letter Y. You're next. Oh, that's a horror movie. A horror flick.

Is that in your top 25, Aaron? No. You're next. It's not? No. Okay, because it follows being compared a lot to You're Next as being like kind of taking the genre and subverting it a little bit. No.

What about... No, no, dude. Is your top 25 of horror just movies that are strictly horror, or are there horror comedies? Oh, yeah, horror comedies. Shaun of the Dead's in there. Of course it is. Yeah, of course it is.

American Werewolf in London. Comedy? It's funny. Yeah, of course it is. American Werewolf in London? Comedy? It's funny. Yeah, there is funny parts. American Werewolf in London isn't funny or scary. I mean Paris, sorry. No, no, no, no, no. That's not in there.

That's not anywhere. Nope. That's not on the egg list. Nope. Paris kicked it out. I went with Yanks. Yanks? Yeah, because there's a movie called

Yanks. Great. Richard Gere stars, he's starring in Yanks. And it was like a few years later he was starring in Bent. Richard Gere is just throwing out those gay kind of clues all the time.

So many people bought those movies and were pissed. Although Ben's, I think, was pretty sexy. I don't know. I don't think I ever saw it. Who knows? Let's play the Leonard Malt game, you guys. Rory maintains control. Congratulations to everybody for getting through.

Well, not two of you for getting through. It's just a survival game. But Rory, I guess, technically won it, didn't he? We gave him another chance on that Lord of the Rings thing, and he pulled it out. He yanked it. It was bent, and he yanked it. So we'll still start with you Rory

In the Leonard Maltin game Good Why is the clock that's supposed to be pointed At the stage to see what time it is Why is it all askew so it's like There it is Thanks I'm looking at my phone right now anyway

I don't know why I need that one But it still was bothering me that I didn't know what time it was. But we're right on schedule, you guys. Yeah. Is it getting too hot in here for people? So take off all your clothes. I am getting so hot,

I'm going to take my... I got you. Made you say it. Take it off. Alright. If you get suckered into singing, you have to undress. Shit, I just had to catch you, sir. Roy gets to pick the first category.

Playing to two points We'll continue on in the same order We were going before You know what, Aaron lasted longer So let's let Aaron go second And you'll go third I'm totally fine with that It's only the fair thing to do

Feels good to do the right thing Rory, would you like As suggested by good old Sagan Baggins, Apollo 86, and that's films where Carl Weathers dies. I'll give you a quick little clue. It's not Action Jackson. Interstellar got her groove back. Of course, is Matthew McConaughey, romantic movies. Rom Matthew McConaughey, Romantic Movies.

Romantic McConaughey. And then, this is also a weird coincidence, this one came up. This category is called Superman. Superman. And it's movies with soup or man in the title. Which one of those would you like to play, Rory Scovel? Number one, please. Carl Weathers-related material.

Carl Weathers dies? 85 or 87? What's your poison? That's how it always is for me. 85. There we go. Two and a half stars from Leonard. He calls this movie totally artificial.

He also says that there's just a part that's great. But again, two and a half stars. So it's totally artificial. There's a part that's great. Are we whispering because this is where the listener really starts to fall asleep? We don't want to wait.

1985. Just think about 1985. All the good things that were happening in your life. That's right. Kindergarten. And eight names. Let's go with eight names. Eight names. How many can you get in, Rory?

Out of eight I'm going to say Seven names Sliced one off Get that last one out of here Aaron I have to do six? You don't have to do

Yeah, I do Okay I like that I like that, Aaron Good for you Wow Megan He says six Yeah, I do. I like that, Aaron. Good for you. Megan? He says six.

I think he should name it. Okay. That is fucking trash talk. I'm a bitch right now, but you need to name that movie. Fine. I will. Tell me.

In six names. Here's your six names. I'll give you the clues again only if you need them. Because your six names are... James Brown. Michael Pataki. Brigitte Nielsen. Burt Young.

Talia Shire, and Carl Weathers. Who dies? I'm not asking, I'm telling. What do you got, Aaron? Seems a very painful decision. For some, it's quite obvious. What are you going to go with?

Wait, what? Wait. Huh? Wait. This is... You think this is tough? This is Action Jackson. I want to say, as someone who's horrible at this podcast,

I know this one and it's killing me that you don't. No, I'm brain dead right now. And it's funny that you're even guessing Action Jackson because the first thing I said is it's not Action Jackson. I'm so brain dead right now. You're a liar. It is Action Jackson. I thought I could trick it. You're a liar. It is action, Jackson. I thought I could trick you.

You're correct. I'm seriously frozen. I can see the... It's not frozen. It is not frozen. I can see the goddamn movie poster. I'm dumbfounded. I'm like, it's...

You're stumped. It's right. You're stumped. It's not coming out. Can I guess for him and take half the point? I can say it. No half point, but there is a personal pride that you'll walk away from for knowing

the answer that everybody knows. Can we have the whole audience say it with you? Aaron, are you done? Aaron, you're not going to get it. He guessed something, I thought. He guessed Action Jackson. Oh, you already guessed? Megan, do you know it? Because you're getting the point. Maybe you should say it. No, I'm embarrassed

because I was waiting for you to say Sylvester Stallone. So then, there it is. And three, two, one. Rocky Four. Oh, it is Rocky IV. Rocky IV, yeah. Where's Sylvester Stallone?

Top built. You're going to get this game someday. What if I would have been that confident and then I got it wrong? Rocky XVII. I heard a Rocky III in the crowd. I did hear that. Oh, so then I did.

Dolph Lundgren and Sylvester Stallone were the top two. Rocky VII goes to Germany. Can I leave now? I'm just so glad to get rid of one of the Apollo 86 answers because nobody ever selects that category. Megan gets a point, everybody. Do you know how mad I am right now? Do you know this is how I win this game?

Other people's incompetence. I'm usually good at that, too. Who was James Brown in Action Jackson? As himself. Was he in Action Jackson? Rocky IV, not Action Jackson. No, that's what I'm saying. As soon as you said James Brown, I was like, Jesus Christ.

Yeah, that was a huge giveaway, lower name. But also, just that movie's packed with names that you know from the series. Brigitte? Yeah, yeah. Brigitte's in there. Can we stop talking about this movie? Rocky IV. I'm more.

Like, is it bad that I'm legitimately pissed off that I could not say it? It was like, I don't know why. I don't know what happened. My favorite was when you said, I can see the movie poster. I was like,

can't you, Aaron? Because I don't think that's true. Maybe you need to take a bite of lard, lad, and chew it out. Dolph Lundgren. Let's just change the subject. Let's just change the subject. Please change the subject.

I'm so... One more thing. One more thing. I'm embarrassed. Rocky IV is my second favorite movie with four in the title. After Citizen IV. Because that movie's more important.

I disagree. Rocky mended things with two countries. Which now is harboring a character from the other movie. And we wouldn't have that without Rocky's incredible speech.

After one epic battle. I actually kind of like how I tied that all together. Pretty proud of myself. Fair enough. I'm just trying to figure out what's supposed to happen next. Who challenged who there? I challenged. Megan told Naren to name it what's supposed to happen next. Who challenged who there? I challenged... Megan told Naren to name it.

Yeah, there you go. So we're going to start with you, Rory. Again. And then go to Megan. All right. And Rory gets to pick between... This is a fun one. Serpico and Sepulveda.

Serpico and Sepulveda. Serpico and Sepulveda. And that's Al Pacino movies that take place in Los Angeles. Okay. Gregory Pex on Twitter. That's a fun one. Gregory Pex, P-E-C-S, suggested Box of Chocolates. And that's any movie ever made.

Box of Chocolates. Box of chocolates. Oh, yeah. You just never know what you're going to get. And then... One dude is loving that. He is loving that. I love it. Pure joy. Let's see how he feels about this one.

Fifty Shades of Grape. That's movies where Johnny Depp has sex. I love it. That's good. That's a good one. That's really good. Which one else do you like? I'm going to go with the first one.

Serpico and the rest of it. Sepulveda. Sepulveda. Sepulveda. Sepulveda. Yeah, some streets here in Los Angeles where this movie takes place. Three and a half stars from Leonard. The year is 1995.

He calls it Dynamite. Overlength is the only criticism of this Cracker Jack. Other words that are too contemporary. That's not a bad word to say. It's crackerjack and contemporary. And he lists

a lot of names. Eleven. Sixteen. Twenty names. Twenty names. Wow. Rory! I'm telling you, that's what that movie's like.

It fucking scares the shit out of you. And the lion is fucking... I'm gonna take all 20! You have kind of a lion face, don't you? He says 20 names, Megan. 19. No, no, no, 19. A lot of confidence on this panel today.

Aaron. 18. I can see the poster, Doug. So, feeling good I've heard those words before I'm going to say name it What? Yeah, I'm going to say name it Alright, you crackpot

Oh, everyone's like, why would he say name it? He didn't get Rocky IV right. That's right, the boy who cried wolf. Ah, shit. Fuck, he knows it. I take it back, I take it back! Do you take it back? No, I don't name it.

Okay. How many does he get? 17. 17. The entire... 18. 17. The entire 18. The entire casting crew. First bid was 20. 20, 19, 18.

So 18. Aaron's going to do this in 18. Craft services, bye. All but two names are going to be left out. Per grade. Doesn't matter. Probably. I think people in this audience will know it after three names.

But here we go. Jeremy Piven. Toneloak. Henry Rollins. Hank Azaria. Kevin Gage. Tom Noonan. Hank Azaria. Kevin Gage. Tom Noonan. Natalie Portman.

William Fichtner. Dennis Haysbert. Ted Levine. He puts the lotion on his skin. Low clue there. Sorry to everybody else. Wes Studi, Mikkel T. Williamson,

Ashley Judd, Amy Brenneman, Diane Venora, Thomas Ismar, John Voigt, Val Kilmer, Al Pacino, three and a half stars, 1995. The answer is Heat. Correct. Correct. Yeah. Al Pacino, three and a half stars, 1995. The answer is... Heat?

Correct. Yeah. So not Batman Forever. Okay. Okay. That makes sense. And Bud Cort appears unbilled, according to the landing. Thanks, buddy. I wouldn't have forgotten that.

You're a true friend. I thought it was Heat, but I didn't know if I could name it. You're a true friend. I'm so excited, too. I'm going to eliminate I could name it. I'm so excited, too. I'm going to eliminate that category right now. Because I don't think Al Pacino's ever done anything else that takes place in L.A. I don't think.

Was it Dog Day afternoon? Dog Day afternoon? Was that L.A.? That wasn't L.A. What was that? New York. Wasn't it a hot New York day? No, I don't think that was it. Maybe Baltimore.

Was it? Was it? Any given Sunday? Was that an L.A. Sunday? Does anybody know where Doug gave you that? No, any given Sunday. It was Miami. Attica.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Attica. Attica. I thought he chanted that because he was in the prison. Scent of a Woman is New York. Scent of a Woman is New York. Scent of a Woman. Devil's Advocate is New York.

Wait, we're not going to do this for a while, are we? Devil's Advocate, that was New York. He had a movie in Miami. That would be a version of Last Man Standing. You have to name the movie and where it took place. If you don't get both, you're out. That would be tough. And we'd have to have somebody looking stuff up.

That's too much trouble. What just happened? Aaron got a point. We got a two-way tie between Aaron and Megan. Get me in this game. You're the best. Rory wants in bad. If Rory manages to get a point here, if he snags one,

then he's going to be in for a round of asparagus pee to break the tie. So good luck, Rory. I have to drink asparagus? I'll just stay out of it. So Rory told Aaron to name it, so we're going to start with Megan and then go to Rory.

And Megan gets to choose between Nationwide is on your side! And that's a movie where a kid dies. First name basis, that's where it's a very famous movie that I will choose, but I will only read the first names of the cast after the bidding is finished.

Wait, say that again, I'm sorry. First names only. Don't pick that. Don't pick that. If you act like that, maybe she will. Or Dear White People, which is movies featuring Betty White, Jack White, or Mike White.

I'm going to go with the first one. Okay, so you don't like white. It seems more fun. Yeah, 10 kids is a blast. Kid dies in a movie in 89 and in a movie in 2001. Which one of those would you like to try? Okay. Let's try 89.

Okay. Bomb, according to Leonard. You picked a bomb. He says about this movie that it was followed by a sequel. He also says he calls it a box office hit. Let me try this whole sentence.

Maybe I can say this whole sentence. He calls it a box office hit whose contempt for its audience was sensed even by undiscriminating moviegoers. That's not a great clue. And again, he said it was a bomb from 1989, and he lists seven names. How many names can you get in, Megan?

Box office hit, but a bomb. Bomb. His critical word for the film is bomb, but it was a box office hit. I mean, seven. It takes all the names. Was it But it was a box office hit. I mean, seven. It takes all the names. Was it before bomb was the bomb?

Like, this Danish is the bomb. I don't know where we were on that. Around 1989? It even sounds like this particular review was written for the guide and not when the movie came out but when it showed up in the guide because he's calling it a box office hit

and usually critics don't if they review it right when it comes out they don't know that yet just check him where are we going now Rory yeah Rory I'm a fucking I'm a

wait you want her to have all seven names yes okay Yeah, Rory. Naima. Fucking Naima. Wait, you want her to have all seven names? Yes. Okay. Why does everyone question me? I question you because I hope you'll change your mind because it's probably a good strategy what you're doing right now. I think you might bring this into a three-way tie. But let's give Megan a chance.

You don't know what I'm... Kids don't die in a lot of movies. Wait, what? It's true. Kids don't die in a lot of movies. Very precious few have children actually dying in them. Very few movies have the nerve of, like, let's say, a My Girl. 1989 is the year.

So it's not my girl Did I say that? 1989 And your seven names Are And some of these I'm not completely familiar with So I apologize if I get the pronunciation incorrect This is a good sign

Miko Hughes is in this movie? Mm-hmm. I think it's Miko. Blaze Birdall? Yep. Michael Lombard, I'm nailing that one. Brad Greenquist, that can only be the way you pronounce that.

Denise Crosby, Fred Gwynn, and Dale Midkiff. But there was a sequel. Do you ever wear like a blouse that's like a Midkiff? Any idea what that movie is? I have absolutely no idea. Do you have a guess of a movie where a child dies?

Well, yeah, but it's not that movie is? I have absolutely no idea. Do you have a guess of a movie where a child dies? Well, yeah, but it's not that movie. Well, but it's still fun to take a crazy wild guess. Well, the one with the parents and then the guy, but it's not that because that was earlier than 1981. Then his brother dies, and I know my girl, she dies, he dies. And there's like, but it could maybe, it's a horror it's a horror movie. Producer Matt is throwing signals from the booth. Do you have something? No, I don't know. Oh, I have nothing. I was excited because I thought of it.

Oh, you know the answer. Okay, he's excited he has the answer. And do you want to come out and say the answer into a microphone because Megan gives up? Maybe it's a horror movie. It is a horror movie. Maybe it's a horror movie. Okay is a horror movie. Maybe, yeah. Maybe it's a horror movie. It is a horror movie.

Okay, so it's probably a horror... Whoa, she's talking her way through it here. Maybe it's a horror movie in a child's eyes. She might get there. And then there is a sequel. Is it Damien? Wait, I mean the... You just said a movie that has never been.

Wait, what's... I don't think there's ever been a movie just called Damien. But that's a good guess that it might be part of that series. Can I throw another clue in? I think this is a good clue. Okay. No, we're just playing a live game. Give it all to her!

There's a misspelling in the title. Yeah. Does that help anybody? No. That is a good clue though. Tell them the answer Matt Belknap. Big hit at the box office.

Bomb according to Leonard. Mind girl. Pet Pet Cemetery. Pet Cemetery. Thanks Matt. Get back in the booth. That's a first.

He's never like tried to get my attention and let me know he knows the answer. Matt has the perfect voice to be on a microphone. He's like, that is Bat Cemetery. Matt can do this. Back to sports. We should try that sometime where Matt just comes in with the correct answer.

I like that. Matt, how about you? We'd have to really coordinate that, though. No, it's good for making you feel even dumber than you are to do when you don't know. Someone comes in and talks down to you? It was Pet Sematary. Yeah, you should come in and act like you're put off by having to give the answer. All right, you guys, we've got a three-way tie. Yeah. All right, you guys. We've got a three-way tie.

Yeah. Close as I'll ever get to a three-way. Here we go. Asparagus pee is the category. And how that works is I'm going to read the whole review and it'll give away exactly what movie it is, theoretically. And you guys will bid probably starting with negative names. And that's if you say negative one, you have to name the movie and the top billed person in it.

Negative two, negative three, et cetera. We'll see how deep it goes. This movie that everybody knows. And what's the order going to be here? Rory just got a point by challenging Megan. So Aaron's going to start us off

and then we're going to go to Rory. I don't know why a timer would be on during my part. Start the timer? No, not during my... Start the timer too early? There's no jumping in with an answer. You get a second to think about it. We'll need a timer.

And the clock is set. Nope, we don't need a timer. And the clock is set. We don't need a... Two stars for this movie. From 1986. Production of the United States of America. 105 minutes long. Silent film western. Heroes are summoned by Mexico

for what they think will be a public appearance. Find out they're really supposed to rid a village of its bandit chieftain. Smarmy one-joke comedy has its moments, but not too many. Buffs may be amused to know that the villain was one of the key bad guys in the Wild Bunch. Co-scripter Randy Newman wrote the songs. the villain was one of the key bad guys in the Wild Bunch. Co-scripter Randy Newman wrote the songs. And then he lists nine names. How many names can you get it in, Rory?

I thought Aaron was first. I just was curious how many you could get it in. But Rory has to go first. I apologize. Aaron. So. Aaron. So if you go negative one, you've got to name the movie

and the top billed person in it. Negative two. They've got to be in the correct order, of course. Yeah, I mean, I'll just try. Everybody's excited to jump in. I'll just, I'll, um. What's he going to do? of course. Yeah, I mean, I'll just try. Everybody's excited to jump in. Oh, um... What's he gonna do?

And I got the order. Try... I'll just... You know, because of the Rocky thing... I don't want to be embarrassed again, so, uh... You know, because of the Rocky thing. I don't want to be embarrassed again. Okay. Just do it. I'm just going to do negative one.

He's just going negative one. That's it. Shut up. That's all he's going, Rory, is negative one. Were you here for the Rocky thing? Okay. How deep do you think you can go, Rory? Negative three. Oh, boy. This has got to be in the right order, though. Tough move.

Thought you were going to say two. But you said three. Three. Then he's got to name it because I don't know the fourth. And he's got to name it in order. Yeah. So the name of the film, then the top three billed performers, starting with top billed, second billed, third billed. So starting with the top billed.

I won't say if you're right or wrong. So the first name I need to say is the top billed person. Then next. Then third. Okay.'t say if you're right or wrong. So the first name I need to say is the top build person. Then next. Then third. Okay. But first, the title of the movie. I won't tell you if you're right or wrong until I've heard all of it. Okay, and can I ask one question?

Can I just ask the year of the movie? Was that something you already said? I said it, yeah. Yeah, what was it? No, I said it. So... No, no, no. My question was only, did you say it?

I don't need to know it. I did. 86. 86. Okay. Three amigos. Starting with the top bill. Uh-huh.

Chevy Chase. Steve Martin. Martin Short. Megan is our winner. Fuck! Steve Martin's number one. Steve Martin, Chevy Chase, Martin Short. Can I say something to defend myself?

So nobody would pull this. Patrice Martinez is fourth billed in Three Amigos. Can I tell you what worried me the most? I couldn't remember if it was the Three Amigos or Three Amigos. But then I was also like, well, Chevy Chase was coming off that SNL fame.

He was a hot, hot ticket. Fletch, Fletch, Fletch. Fletch lives. Fletch 2-2. He had the hot, hot ticket. Fletch, Fletch, Fletch. Fletch lives. Steve Martin, he had the man with two brains, hot heat right then. Steve Martin guest hosted SNL as an incoming movie star.

SNL made Chevy Chase one. I mean, they were definitely neck and neck. They both had big hits. Don't think I didn't think about it the whole time. At that point, Steve Martin was on more of a hot streak and I think probably even helped push the movie into being made because it's a pretty silly premise for an entire feature film. He'll always be A-list. Steve Martin, he'll always be A-list.

That is correct. You know, I say that at all of his banjo recitals. What a terrible thing to call bluegrass music. Tuna, I let you down. Banjo recital. You should be. Oh, Jesus Christ. Wow, okay. Well, Megan, who'd you win for again? You won for God.

Oh, Rod. Oh, Rod, you devil. Rod. Are you 21? Come on down and get your alcohol and your gambling tickets. You're really worth setting you on the right road here with this prize package. Come on down and get your alcohol And your gambling tickets You're really worth setting on the right road Here with this prize package

Check his ID Check his ID Check it Swipe his ID It's gray, right? You got gray hair Or is it You dye it gray?

What are you, Steve Martin? Folks Here's your prize bag I can't tell you. You diet, Gray? What are you, Steve Martin? Folks! Here's your prize bag. I don't want to make you bend down before me, but that's what's happening. Thank you so much for being here. You can just leave the schmovies. Let's hear it for Rod, everybody.

Rod! Hot Rod! Hot Rod! run. Hot Rod. What do you guys got to plug? Starting with Rory. Pass that down if there's a shithead on it. The dude with the pastry, Alex, needs to share his shithead.

He's probably thought of something genius by this point. Where's your box of pastry? I'm going to give it to you in a second, Alex. Settle down. Get your goddamn pastry so you can ride on there like you were supposed to. Maybe I'm missing it. I don't think there's one on there.

You didn't put one on here? Christina? Do you want to come ride a shithead on this pastry? Because you can't ride it on here anywhere. That's probably why you didn't do it, right? Okay, come on up here, Christina. I should have done this the whole time. Well, that's an interesting

mic technique. It looks like your microphone wants to kill itself. Well, uh... After you do that. Do that first. As I said before, go to my website, check my dates. Gonna be in Raleigh, North Carolina Gonna be in Nashville, Tennessee

Gonna be in Atlanta, Georgia She's just writing down everything you're saying Washington, D.C. And Honolulu, May 2nd And that's all I have Those are literally all of my dates Wow, these shithead Those are literally off my dates. Wow, these shitheads are hot off the presses.

I'll give them that. Yes. Eric Kleiber, where can people see you? Two weeks. I'm in Sioux City and Omaha with Bobby Slayton.

Bobby Slayton? Yeah. I was in Dreamgirls. Yeah. They cut him out of something, I think. He was in something and got cut out. Complains about it.

I would too. I would too. Craig Barrett got cut out of Jerry Maguire. It happens sometimes. Sucks. Megan, you been cut out of anything? I was just cut out of a movie that went to Sundance. Oh, no.

Sleeping with other people. Same director as Bessaret I struck a nerve like that No it's okay I'm sorry I'm in another movie that's premiering at Try Back a Film Festival But they just changed the name

Oh shit what's it called It used to be called Bad Boys Can you get it in seven names It used to be called Bad Boys Crazy Girls But now it's called something else So look for a movie that's not called what it used to be called. It's pretty much the easiest way to find a movie when you're looking them up is what they used to be called. And check it out.

I'll be on at midnight next month. You'll talk about it there. You and Chris will chat about it for 2.5 seconds before we get into that fast-paced game. But thank you so much for being here. And the only plug I want to throw in is Douglas Movies is going to do its second annual Cinco de Mayo show at the, I think, Rory, were you at the first one, maybe? I did not remember. At the Zanies in Rosemont.

Yeah, I think I was there. I think that might have been you. So maybe we'll get you back this time. That's on May 5th. Ooh, maybe a booking. And thanks again to Rory Scoville, Aaron Kleiber, and Megan Nuringer. Everyone coming out on a warm afternoon.

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