Doug Loves Movies - Rory Scovel Vs. Sacramento

Episode Date: January 20, 2013

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Doug Loves Movies! a stand-up show at the Punchline in Sacto, and special guest Rory Scovel played the Leonard Maltin game against audience members, and I will share the audio of that at the end of this. Later today, at 420-ish, I'll be recording a full-blown Doug Those Movies at the Sack Punch, and it will be available for free

and without commercials in a few days, if the recording turns out. We hired the guy who recorded my album, Potty Mouth, at the Punchline in Sac, so I think we're in good hands. Now it's time for Tweet Relief, tweets about movies. Past and future guest Jerry O'Connell, at MrJerryOC on Twitter, tweeted, Fact. Those feral kids in the movie Mama are based on my children.

This has been Tweet Relief, tweets about movies. Mama, by the way, is not very scary, and by not very scary, I mean not scary at all. Hey, movie makers, no more PG-13 horror movies, okay? Thanks! Portland, Oregon, I'm doing stand-up shows at Helium Comedy Club March 29th through 30th Providence, Rhode Island I'll be doing stand-up at the Feet Ballroom May 18th and Boston, Mass

I will do stand-up at the Brighton Music Hall on May 19th all of these shows will include some Leonard Maltin game at the end with audience members who bring name tags. Douglovesmovies.com for dates, deets, and links. Mini-ep listener insider boner info. John DiMaggio has been rescheduled to do Doug Loves Movies this Tuesday at UCB along with two of your favorite guests.

Yeah, your favorites. If you're in the L.A. area, come on down for the taping at 7. Not 8, Bender from Futurama, 7. Now, enjoy Rory Scoville vs. Sacramento, and as always, light-up name tags are a shithead. Let the games begin! City of Sacramento! Will you endure?

So Rory's going to pick an audience member to play this game against, so let's see those name tags you guys brought. Oh, shit. Whoa! I already know.

You already know which one? I've already... All right, Devin, get up here, Devin. Sorry, everyone else who just used paper and paint and Photoshop. This guy's got a blinking Devin sign. No, no, I didn't say Devin. There's a guy right over there. Oh, Stefan, Stefan.

What if you didn't turn around and four other people had lit up signs? You felt so special about it that like ten people did it. Okay, first of all, this sign looks super classy in the dark. But now it's a plank with dangerous things sitting out of it and a lot of duct tape.

Look at the back, it looks like a bomb if a kid made it. Now so Devin, you're taking this to the science fair tomorrow. I hope you win. So you share a microphone with Rory so Rory just let him talk on it when I'm talking to him. What do you do, Devin, besides wear a snappy cardigan

and someone's only going to get a few feet with your wallet? Doink! Damn wallet shame, I almost had it. I do construction. Oh, okay, construction. Rory, where are you going? Do you have any construction humor? I'm also in the Navy, if you have Navy humor. I don't have any Navy humor. I have complete respect for that. Any white humor? What? What did you say?

I don't have any white humor. I don't have any white humor. I don't have any white humor. I don't have any white humor. I don't have any white humor. I don't have any white humor. I don't have any white humor. I don't have any white humor.

I don't have any white humor. I don't have any white humor. I don't have any white humor. I don't have any white humor. I don't have any white humor. I don't have any white humor. I don't have any white humor. I don't have any white humor. I don't have any white humor. I don't have any white humor. I don't have any Navy humor. I have complete respect for that. Any white humor?

Any white humor? What? What did you say? Construction worker humor. He says that's what he does. Oh, no, what did you say? I don't have any Southern humor. Yeah, construction worker humor. I'm in the Navy. And he's in the Navy also.

Navy, all right. Do you have anything about either of those things? Nope, don't know why I interrupted. We're both so shitty at crowd work. I thought between the two of us, one of us would bust out a joke about the village people. You're two out of the five village people. I just find when you do that, it's like an audio high five.

I drop the microphone when I'm really proud of myself. I like how you dropped it. You kind of threw it, but then tried to not throw it while throwing it. No. I had second thoughts about hitting a lady in the face with it. Two ironworkers walk into a bar. Now, here's the thing, Amber. You're great at making ugly signs. And that's why you're up here.

And we're okay telling jokes. I'll let you do that. So, yeah. Because I could only insult that sign so much because I couldn't do anything that looks even remotely that good. And we appreciate you being here, Devin. Do you think you're a good Leonard Malden game player? Yeah, I'm pretty decent.

I listen to the podcast. All right, cool. So for those of you who don't listen to the podcast, this is just going to be a competition between Rory and Devin. And if Devin can beat Rory in one round of the game that we play on the Dead Loves Movies, which we're taping here tomorrow, then he will win a bag full of prizes, which is sitting here at my feet.

I just realized you turned the blinking light off on the sign. When will you ever use this again? Yeah, why are you trying to conserve it? Got it all, man. You can't get picked again tomorrow. We're not going to fall for this shit twice. I feel like we should just have all the lights off and just blinking death in the mirror.

Can we do that? Can we turn off all the lights? That'd be fun. Is that a hazard or something? This is like a scene in a movie where you and I are now, we're going to rob some people. There's a movie coming out with, there's a movie coming out with

Jesse Eisenberg and Woody Harrelson and they're magicians and they rob banks and then throw all the money into the audience at their shows. That's really a movie that's coming out. I'm not kidding. It's crazy. That's not good. Zero people responded.

Everyone's like, what's wrong? What does he say? That's something so... It he say? It's true. It's true. James Franco, Dave Franco was in it. Dave Franco's brother, I mean. I don't know why I called him James Franco's Dave Franco. It's a great character he does. James Franco does this Dave Franco character.

I don't know what it's called. Magicians of the Deep? It's got some name that I don't think really tracks, but there's two magician movies coming out. The other one's Jim Carrey and Steve Carell, yeah. That's great. Anyway, the prize bag has a copy of my latest CD, Smug Life, and a Douglas Movies T-shirt,

and a Rory Scoville CD called dilation. Bible Cops. And yeah, so you're going to take home all this stuff if you can win one round of this game. If anybody in the audience thinks they know the answer at any point, don't yell out because it's, like I said, it's just between these two. A grudge match between Devin the sign maker and Rory the

scotch drinker. And do I have permission to record your voice, Devin? No, no, no! Is that his wife objecting? Other people listening are like, wait, what happened to his voice?

No, I don't want to be recorded. I don't think they think that's him. I don't know. They will. They'll come to believe it's him. Okay, Devin, you get to pick a category. Would you like Rogue Scholar? Rogue Scholar.

That's movies where Anna Paquin seduces a teacher. That's movies where Anna Paquin seduces a teacher. She played Rogue in X-Men. Scholar, you get it. Rainn Wilson from The Office and several movies is celebrating a birthday today, so the films of Rainn Wilson. And then your third option is a popular one, In Theaters Now. That's motion pictures that are in theaters now.

That's too simple, so let's go with Rainbow. First you insult me. Oh, your game is so simple. You said simple. I forgot half of the title when you were going through it. I was like, that's too easy. I'm like, I don't even remember it.

In the Navy. In the Navy. Three and a half stars from Leonard Moulton for this movie from 2007. He says, I always say some clues, he says that this movie has a great title sequence and great use of music throughout. And he says that the lead performer in the film is peerless in the title role. Peerless in the title role.

Clues don't usually help much. And then Leonard at the bottom of his review lists nine names from the cast of this movie. How many names do you think you need to hear, Devin, to name this movie? All of them are nine. need to hear, Devin, to name this movie? All of them are nine. Very smart opening, dude. Get all the names. See what you can do from there.

Usually works out alright. Unless your people... I didn't want to change it before! Now you have to stand up again to do your bit. It's too physical. He says nine names. And then my option is to force him to name it?

Well, you've got to bring the number down a little bit. Like, you can say eight names or seven names or six names. I've said it four or five times, and I still... He doesn't understand. Still to this day. And I've played the game four or five times and I still have the upper arm. He doesn't understand. I still, to this day, and I've won it, and I don't even know what I'm doing. I've won it and I was like, you're right. I like to say anybody can win. That's true.

I'm going to change it to... eight names. Really, really smart, dude. Very, really smart dude. Very, very tricky move. I would like to also state, I do not remember the category. The category is that Rainn Wilson is in this movie. Yes.

Rainn Wilson. That is correct. Yes. What was the seven? Seven he says. We're playing Also seven. Seven, he says. We're playing hardball. Yeah, he is. We're playing hardball tonight. So yeah, you can tell them to name it or go even less. I'm going to give it six.

I'm going to give it six names. Name that movie. All right, I'm going to leave. I knew it was coming, but a part of me wanted to believe for the first time ever. Here we go from nine down to three. Name two. I'll name it in one.

We did it in five. No big deal. I'm reading from the bottom of the list up. Nine actors total. The clues, once again, are 2007, three and a half stars from Leonard. And he says that the lead performer's peerless in the role and that it has a great title sequence and great use of music throughout. And your five names are Cameron Bright, the aforementioned Rainn Wilson, Olivia Thirlby, J.K. Simons, or Simmons,

I think it's Simmons. I always, and how many did you get, five? Six. Six? Okay, Allison Janney, and Jason Bateman. Ooh. Okay. What do you think it is?

How much time do I got? A couple seconds. A couple seconds? You certainly don't have time to pull out your device and look it up if that's what you're doing. A couple seconds? I don't even remember. God damn it.

Rainn Wilson is in it. Definitely. Any guess at all? The fact that Jason Bateman is in it definitely any guess at all? the fact that Jason Bateman is in it is the only name I recognize and besides you recognize Raiden Wilson, they collaborated in 2007 I believe is the year he said

I do not know I don't know Allison Janney is from the West Wing. J.K. Simmons played the Perry White in the... Not Perry White, but the... Jameson in the Spider-Man movies. Oh, that's right. That's right. Olivia Thirlby was in the recent movie Dread.

I thought she was very good in that. I don't know who Cameron Bride is though I love this moment because there's so many people in here who hate that I don't know it they're like what a fucking darn shit they hate me like fucking sue you dude I like that you don't know it because we've run out of time and we need a winner and now we have one. Do you want to say it to show off? Juno. Juno is correct. Juno! Oh!

You have a different reason for not being able to like Simon than I do. Well, congratulations, Devin. You did it. Let's hear it for Devin. Here's your prize badge, dude. And thank you to Rory Scovall. Let's hear it for David. Here's your prize, bad dude. And thank you to Rory Scoville. Thank you, buddy. Now it's time to go to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you.

Because Doug loves movies.