Doug Loves Movies - Ross Marquand, Graham Elwood, Brian Sacca and Dave Waite guest

Episode Date: June 14, 2017

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Today's episode is brought to you in part by Meticulously Ridiculous. Comedian, actor, voiceover artist, and frequent Douglas Movies guest T.J. Miller is starring in his first HBO stand-up comedy special entitled T.J. Miller, Meticulously Ridiculous. The special, filmed at the Paramount Theater in TJ's hometown of Denver, Colorado, highlights the Silicon Valley star's high-energy, unorthodox comedic observations on life, death, and everything in between. TJ Miller, Meticulously Ridiculous, yeah! Premieres on Saturday, June 17th at 10 p.m. on HBO. Enjoy the show!
Starting point is 00:00:47 Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming baby sticky seeds with 50 as in pop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see because Doug loves movies! Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is... I'm pretty sure it's... Doug.
Starting point is 00:01:17 And I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. That almost sounded like I was forcing you guys to do that. This is Doug Loves Movies. Da-da-da-da-da. Coming to you once again from the UCB Theater, Franklin location in Los Angeles. It's Tuesday, June 13, 2017.
Starting point is 00:01:48 And the smell of name tags is in the air. Look at you guys. What happened to you? Why is Los Angeles suddenly the name tag capital of the world? Again, you've regained the crown. We got Jowash. Instead of Jaws, Jowash. Who is that swimming up eating pizza?
Starting point is 00:02:14 That's you? Why does it look like a black man or an athlete or something? That's your face? Okay. Okay. or something. That's your face? Okay.
Starting point is 00:02:29 And speaking of faces, right next to you, that says Oscar face on it? Instead of Scarface? And then, yeah, he's showing me that his profile is the same in real life as it is on his poster that says Oscar face. Then we've got, instead of she's the man,
Starting point is 00:02:48 this is a pretty good one, she's the Dan. Is this short for Danielle? Okay, good for you. What's that fucking scary Grinch shit up there? That is like the creepiest Grinch doll. Yeah, don't make his arms wave around. Don't move his hat.
Starting point is 00:03:07 He's a fucking creep. Oh, his head spins around? It's like the Exorcist Grinch doll? What the fuck? I gotta say, I gotta give some props to Star Wars Episode I, the Fan Dom Menace. And if you're listening, the colors,
Starting point is 00:03:30 the brilliant photoshopping. Dom, could you stand up and show the rest of the crowd how amazing you're... Look at that. That's fucking killing it. Ah! Ah! This Annabelle shit,
Starting point is 00:03:54 I will not stand for. Oh my God, why do you have a full-blown Annabelle doll? Credation. You're the director? Of the Annabelle movies? The newest one. Of two?
Starting point is 00:04:12 There's two of them? You're the director of Annabelle 2? And you're like, I'm gonna go to Douglas movies and I'm gonna fucking bring a full-blown Annabelle doll that's creepy as fuck and I'm gonna fucking bring a full-blown Annabelle doll that's creepy as fuck and I'm gonna sit behind him. That's not cool, dude. I gotta get a good picture of that.
Starting point is 00:04:34 Stay out of this, pink lady. It's so fuchsia, whatever the color of that is. I gotta leave you in it a little bit because you know how these phones are. Oh, my god. That is scary as fuck. And your name's Dave what? Sam Burke.
Starting point is 00:04:54 Sam Burke? Alright, I'm gonna look up and see if you really directed it. That'd be a weird lie. Don't you know who I am? Annabelle 2. Let's give it a plug. When is it open?
Starting point is 00:05:12 August 11th. August 11th. Right. Right. Offhand, I know you don't want to necessarily brag or pat yourself on the back, but scarier than Annabelle 1? Much scarier.
Starting point is 00:05:29 Much scarier. Oh, the lady in the colorful clothes. You're in it? She has a cameo. She has a cameo in it? Is that what you're wearing in it? Because Annabelle, I can just see her. She's pissed off how you're upstaging her
Starting point is 00:05:44 with all your bright colors. She's just wearing white and probably eventually bloody. That is creepy as hell. If one of the guests doesn't pick that, I'll be very, very surprised. But, you know, I always am. Thank you to everyone for bringing such great name tags. And I don't know what happened.
Starting point is 00:06:08 Los Angeles is back. Yeah. Doug plugs, tomorrow night or today, if you're listening to this, on Wednesday, June 14th, because that's when this will come out, I'm doing stand-up at the American Comedy Company in Sweet Home San Diego. This Sunday, Father's Day, Douglas Movies comes to Laugh Boston at 420. We sold out the Saturday show, but apparently people are super into their fathers in Boston, or they don't want to buy a ticket for their father.
Starting point is 00:06:37 Whatever reason, there's some tickets available. And then Monday night, June 19th, I'm doing stand-up at the Comedy Connection in Providence, Rhode Island. And then Monday night, June 19th, I'm doing stand-up at the Comedy Connection in Providence, Rhode Island. Also coming up, Philly, New York City, Kansas City, Salt Lake City, City, City, City, Tempe City, the City of Tempe, and more. For dates, deets, and links, go to DouglasMovies.com. That's DouglasMovies.com That's DouglasMovies.com I did not see Annabelle joining in on that and I'm very disappointed.
Starting point is 00:07:11 Do you ever hear Annabelle speak or is she always just staring at people and scaring them that way? Mostly staring. I wonder what it would sound like if she spoke. I think it would sound like this. I am Annabelle. I got a
Starting point is 00:07:25 prize bag, you guys. It's got some good stuff in it. It's got this you don't have to concern yourselves with just yet, but it's got a Doug Loves Movies t-shirt and another plastic bag because I got to carry that other thing home after. Oh, look at this.
Starting point is 00:07:41 The Christmas Peacemaker bong. Running out of those. Clark Duke has this on his phone. He actually uses it on his phone. He was a guest on At Midnight. I just don't get it. I don't know why it would help me to
Starting point is 00:07:58 make selfies, but it's an At Midnight selfie thing that you could put on the back of your phone and then hold your phone like that and take selfies. I just hold my phone and take selfies. I don't know why anyone would need that, but if you do, God bless you
Starting point is 00:08:14 and good luck winning it. Plus, someone tonight is going to win stuff brought by all four of my great guests tonight. Please give a big, warm welcome to Ross Marquand,
Starting point is 00:08:30 Brian Sacka, Dave Waite, and Graham Elwood! Hey! Hey! Ho! Hip hop! Ho! There he is. Ah, is shit that is creepy I told you guys I can't we got to get into it who anybody on the panel have you seen an Annabelle movie or the Annabelle movie what's it called Annabelle
Starting point is 00:09:02 murder at the luau what the fuck is the movie? No, you're not supposed to take into account what the lady next to Annabelle is wearing. Oh, I thought that was... No, it's not. That's not the thing. But yeah, there's that Annabelle doll. Also featured in... What was the other movie it's in, Annabelle? Conjuring. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:21 I get those mixed up. I almost said another one. But that would not be cool Let's keep it on brand For this guy Brought the fucking Annabelle doll To the show Like
Starting point is 00:09:32 Is that what happens When you direct an Annabelle movie You just like Like to zit ride In the passenger seat So you can Fucking cruise down The carpool lane
Starting point is 00:09:39 Cop pulls you over Officer Annabelle would like To curse you cop pulls you over officer Annabelle would like to curse you if you give us a ticket I feel like if we say a shitty joke it's gonna come over and like kiss us on the lips I feel like it could just fly out of his hands
Starting point is 00:10:00 at any moment it looks ready to go oh no you can squeeze his face oh annabelle august 11th okay he deserves a good plug i don't know why do you have a publicist like do you want to be a guest on the show okay we'll work that out maybe Like, do you want to be a guest on the show? Sure. Okay.
Starting point is 00:10:24 We'll work that out, maybe. But first, let's see how you do as an audience member. Let's meet my guests on stage individually, starting with the man who's joining us for the first time, but he's actually heard the show, and I think he's going to know what's going on. It's Brian Sacca, everybody. Thank you. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:10:49 He is from Wrecked, the show which season two premieres Tuesday, June 20th. Well done. On TBS. That's correct. Always be characters. Close enough.
Starting point is 00:11:03 We've got drama. That's a very close call. What time is it on Tuesdays? Oh, 10? Oh, really? Oh, my God. You're one of them people? 10 and 10.30.
Starting point is 00:11:17 Oh, on the premiere? Premiere night. Okay. But then after that, it'll just be on at 10? 10.30? It's a late night. It's a late night sitcom. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:11:24 And it's basically a funny version of 10. 10.30. It's a late night. It's a late night sitcom. Oh, okay. And it's basically a funny version of Lost. A funny Lost. For people that didn't see the humor in Lost. Yeah, exactly. Instead of like a bunch of capable people,
Starting point is 00:11:35 it's a bunch of drunken idiots stuck in an island. Oh, those people were capable on Lost? They certainly got DUIs a lot, those actors. On Lost. That's true.
Starting point is 00:11:45 Where do you shoot yours? We just shot the second season in Fiji. And the first season? Puerto Rico. Why the change? I have a tough life, guys. Why the change? Tax loopholes?
Starting point is 00:11:55 Trump took over, moved to Fiji. Trump pushed us to a nicer place. Let me ask you, how's the water there? Honestly, all they give you to drink is Fiji water. No shit. While I was down there,
Starting point is 00:12:10 I learned that it has high levels of arsenic, and they were like, this is all you got, buddy. Drink it. I was like, all right, I'm gonna die. This is good.
Starting point is 00:12:17 I thought that would land, I thought everybody would move Fiji water. Man. Yeah, you were, I got you. You were pretty excited about that piece of comedy.
Starting point is 00:12:26 And it didn't really go your way. But that's right, you guys. Dave Waite is back! Culver City comedy phenom. Crash pad for Jeff Tate Whenever he's in town So we always appreciate you for that But you've got You've got a tour coming up
Starting point is 00:12:52 Oh yeah I'm playing any weird Venue I can find People's basements So you haven't really worked this tour out I thought you wanted to come on here to promote this thing Are you promoting I want to find Buildings In which comedy can be performed? No, I have all the dates are there.
Starting point is 00:13:09 Yeah, I'm playing, you know, the hot spots, Lincoln, Nebraska. I like it there. Yeah, me too. I did a show there and the check bounced. No shit? Why do you still like it? It unbounced eventually. We worked it out
Starting point is 00:13:25 and I can't blame the whole city for some guy writing a bad check that's a good point that's not Lincoln's fault also I'm doing Omaha wow what a tour
Starting point is 00:13:36 I'm glad you came on the show to promote it the old Lincoln and Omaha tour wow big bang bang boom fucking 90 minute drive between gigs or how does that on the show to promote it. The old Lincoln and Omaha tour. Wow, big bang. Bang, bang, boom. Fucking 90 minute drive
Starting point is 00:13:47 between gigs or how does that? That's why I didn't smoke weed and I'm still, ah, woof. That's right, folks. He turned down the weed before the show
Starting point is 00:13:58 and you wouldn't know it based on performance. But DaveWaite.com? DaveWaiteComedy.com. Okay. it based on performance but Dave wait calm Dave wait comedy dad come okay yes a mother asshole has Dave wait and way to spell w-a-i-t-e yeah and lots of dates this summer people come from July to August all right got this whole summer thing on lock. So Lincoln's like the 29th, and then Omaha's the first. Is that how the big tour's wrapping up?
Starting point is 00:14:37 It's out there somewhere on the internet. Hey, this just in. Ross Marquand is here, everybody. Woo! Hey, this just in, Ross Marquand is here, everybody. Fresh off the set of Walking Dead because his character is no longer with us. And that's how it works. As soon as you go on a talk show, which this is, it means your character is gone.
Starting point is 00:15:04 You are done-zo. No more for you. When's the new season start? I don't know. They don't know. October. October-ish. They'd like to get it going on or around Halloween.
Starting point is 00:15:16 Yeah. But you're shooting now-ish. Yep. Not today. You're not in Atlanta right now. Where am I? I don't know. Maybe this was recorded three months ago.
Starting point is 00:15:25 What if all the characters on Walking Dead just really started cruising across the country? Would they still shoot it in Atlanta? Yeah, they got good tax incentives, like you mentioned earlier. But it's still supposed to be kind of the Atlanta area on the show, right? Yeah. Okay. Cool. I can never get anything out of this guy.
Starting point is 00:15:49 Like, I'm always looking for a good scoop. Like, Jon Hamm came on one time and, like, spilled when Mad Men was going to return. And I spent a couple weeks in jail. I can't buy that kind of publicity. But thank you for being here again. I appreciate it. And finally, last but not least. Did I mention Dave Wade is here?
Starting point is 00:16:20 It's Graham Elwood! What's up? it's Graham Elwood hey what's up someone just today I was doing an Instagram live and they said when is Graham Elwood
Starting point is 00:16:33 going to be back on the show and I'm like tonight you asshole is that soon enough for you you won't be able to listen to it till tomorrow but you know I think that's good enough
Starting point is 00:16:43 Graham of course is the director of the documentary Earbuds, the podcasting documentary. Why are you laughing at the title of your own movie? Oh, shit. I didn't really think that through.
Starting point is 00:16:57 That was too wordy. Who the fuck came up with that? Why so many words? Well, you know, for Doug Loves Movies and all the games, we love the titles that have colons and subtitles, because those are hard to remember, and even the best players will fuck those up. Podcasting earbuds
Starting point is 00:17:13 colon the podcasting documentary. Yep. The podcasting documentary. That's goddamn right. Yeah. Is it like in Guinness Book of Records for being the only podcasting documentary? Maybe we're the first. I don't know if we're the only now, but...
Starting point is 00:17:28 Right, but sneaky saying the. That's right, damn right. You claimed it. We're the podcasting documentary. Any other one is like, yeah, we're doing podcasting kind of. Ours is like, we're the fucking podcasting documentary.
Starting point is 00:17:41 Wow, it's such an interesting characterization. Differences between the two. Yeah. And where, how do people see it, watch it, buy it? You can buy it at comedyfilmnerds.com.
Starting point is 00:17:54 Downloads, HDs, we have bonus content and the DVD, which of course we'll put in the prize bag. And then it'll, you know, it'll be wide through our distributor
Starting point is 00:18:03 this fall. But if you buy it from us, we get all of the money and i can't buy a fucking crucifix because this goddamn annabelle guy is terrifying the shit out of me everywhere i look he's just standing there his face doesn't change just like the dolls is that how you directed the actors on your movie? You just sat and stared at them with the doll and action. Fuck! Yeah, that's a good idea.
Starting point is 00:18:33 So, Graham, what do you have for the prize bag? I have earbuds. The podcast is documentary. Oh, and I also found this. Oh, shit, he's got something in his pocket. Oh, would you like a $5 chip from the Mandalay Bay Hotel and Casino? Wow. Only if I win.
Starting point is 00:18:53 I should say, oh, okay. That's interesting. Pass that stuff down here. There you go. And as far as the chip goes, people scoff, but you could put down this $5 chip in any casino in Vegas and they will accept it. You don't have to go all the way over the Mandalay Bay. Yeah, just so you know. Just so you know the value of what you've got here.
Starting point is 00:19:15 This is five bucks anywhere you want to go in Vegas. And I think, I actually think that was when you and I were in Vegas and we went to go see some concert at Mandalay Bay. And then every time someone would leave the elevator, you'd go, have a Mandalay Day. I'm pretty fun. I'm a good time. Dave, wait, what do you got for the prize bag? Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:19:48 I got a download of my album called Dead Weight. I'm Dave Waite. Yeah, I get it. I have a Roy Scoble CD. Oh, that's nice. He's got a special coming out. Also June 20th. And then Greg Poops, he's been on special coming out also June 20th and then Greg Poops
Starting point is 00:20:05 he's been on your show you're just bringing other people's merch and then future guests Fish oh man I hope they come on the show you got enough chairs so yeah alright
Starting point is 00:20:19 pass it down that's some good stuff Brian Sacco what do you got I brought a bag Pass it down. That's some good stuff. Brian Sacco, what do you got? I brought a bag that everyone could put their stuff in. That's going to come in handy because there's all this stuff. A Rex Season 2 backpack because there's so many tiny little things. You can put it in this bag and take it home.
Starting point is 00:20:37 I love it. Rex Season 2 backpack. That's a nice item. You can walk around in it and people will be like, are you involved in Rex in some way it and people will be like, are you involved in the wrecked in some way? And you could be like, nope. Never seen it. I have nothing to do. Don't care to see it.
Starting point is 00:20:54 I made a great name tag. So I want it. Now I wear it everywhere I sleep. Everywhere I sleep? So there's some hobo here tonight that's uh i'm just saying when people win here they walk away with a bunch of bags it just they probably look like a homeless person ross marquand what do you got well you know it's prom time a year it sure is thanks for bringing that up i think uh so i i when was really, really broke a few years ago,
Starting point is 00:21:26 I used to shop at the dollar store, and I found this roll of stickers that are all prom-themed. Like Prom King, corsage, limo ride, a night for friendship, glam, romance, but most of all, a night to dance. Weird fucking stickers like that. I don't know why I bought this. You had a whole roll of them?
Starting point is 00:21:46 And you were like, oh, you're broke, so you're in the 99 cent store wasting money on things you don't need? I had to have it, and I never used it. That was like four years ago. No, you never used that? You never used that? Really? It's shocking. Get the fuck out of here.
Starting point is 00:22:03 Why don't they call it the impulse buy store? You just walk through going, well, it's only 99 cents. I'll take it. What's this shit? This is, you know, if you're making out with your date, you got lip pop lollipops. It's a sweet grab bag, you guys. It's really. I got Sour Patch Kids.
Starting point is 00:22:23 And I've got, you know, I'm a Brick Broncos fan, so Peyton Manning, Peyton Manning gummy bears. Oh my God. Quarterback gummies. Put this into your end zone. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:41 These are some Japanese matcha biscuits from one of my friends in Tokyo. Of course they are. Some fucking Matcha biscuits Of course they are Some fucking matcha biscuits If you want to spike the punch at the dance Here's a whiskey cocktail kit Filled with bitters And all sorts of fun stuff
Starting point is 00:22:56 What kind of random ass stuff And this is the perfect man Because he's made of chocolate It's a chocolate man? The perfect man is made of chocolate. Look at that guy. And,
Starting point is 00:23:09 if you're like trying to serenade your date, maybe you could have, you know, you're always losing your picks, right? Guitar picks
Starting point is 00:23:17 are always getting lost. I like to have it on my finger so you can just dangle it off of there and then you always know where your guitar pick's going to be.
Starting point is 00:23:24 So that's cool. But then you can't use it if it's connected to this then you always know where your guitar pick's going to be. So that's cool. But then you can't use it if it's connected to this thing. It's right there. It's not too long. And then there's this. There's a light-up heart ring, so you can give people, you know, seizures. I think we just found the plot for Annabelle 3.
Starting point is 00:23:42 And then there's an L. a LA Department of Water and Power bag that comes inside. For prom 2017. This is some great stuff. It's not at all like the contents of the bag of a homeless person.
Starting point is 00:24:02 I stand corrected. It's all in there, though. This bag from Wrecked was the perfect size to contain all of it. Someone's gonna win, but first, Graham Elwood, what was the last movie you saw ah the mummy I thought you were sighing
Starting point is 00:24:35 like cause you weren't sure what the last movie you saw was you're just sad about what you saw I caught a few minutes of it like because I was curious about how it would start but not interested enough to watch all of it. And it sure does start off pretty odd. It's like if you take all of the weirdest,
Starting point is 00:24:58 dumbest parts from other Mummy films, Sahara, and put them in and just shook them up in the fucking bag and then that would be what you have. It makes no sense, but is insultingly stupid. I've never gone, God damn it, where's Brendan Fraser?
Starting point is 00:25:20 I've never said that before until now. I think the Mummy movies, especially the first one, but the two Brendan Fraser ones are pretty watchable. I thought they did an alright job.
Starting point is 00:25:36 The first one's a blast. It's like, what a cool thing to bring back. They did some kind of new special effects when that one came out, and it was like, okay, cool. Let's get Brendan Fraser running around. It took place in the 30s. I know this joke has been made by a million people on the internet,
Starting point is 00:25:50 but it is fucking Mummy Impossible. That's all it is. It's the same writer, director. I'm going to go see it now. Yeah, man. It's just odd. It's odd to say, what was the most exciting part of the Mummy? The plane crash.
Starting point is 00:26:05 Was there a mummy in the plane? Nope. Just a plane crashing, because Tom Cruise always has to be on vehicles that are plummeting while he hangs on to them. Yeah, and the plane crashes, and it's an American Air Force plane that crashes in England,
Starting point is 00:26:21 and there's not an immediate response from every fucking government official in England and there's not like an immediate response from like every fucking government official in England, right? It's just these two like bobbies are just walking around. Hello, what do we got here? You know, mate? Oh, it's your mummy. Like it's so dumb. What is this?
Starting point is 00:26:41 Some sort of mummy plane? Oh, it is a mummy plane! And Annabelle! Yeah. What about you, Dave? Have you been to the cinema or watched something on a streaming service? I watched the Shimmer Lake there on the Netflix. Shimmer Lake?
Starting point is 00:27:01 Am I saying it right? I don't know. I'm just repeating it because I don't know. I'm just repeating it. Because I don't know what that is. Is that brand new on Netflix? Yeah, it came out on their Sunday. It's got old Ron Livingston. Remember him from The Office Space?
Starting point is 00:27:14 Yes, Office Space, sure. And Rob Corddry. They're like secondary characters. But it's like a... Nope. It's like a bank robbing movie. They rob a bank. Not those guys. Those guys are FBI. Who does the bank robbing movie they rob a bank not those guys those guys are fbi who does the bank robbing uh character actors you don't know the names rob corddry and uh ron limison were the only names you recognize yeah yep is it is it good yeah it good. It's got like a memento sort of backwards timeline sort of deal.
Starting point is 00:27:48 You know. All right. I like my movies to have kind of a Mentos plot line where a hero emerges quickly and then it's over. Like the candy? What's it called again shimmer lake okay yeah it's dope
Starting point is 00:28:08 do you recommend it yeah if you got netflix why not yeah I think that's how they should promote everything they have on there hey you have this just fucking watch it
Starting point is 00:28:20 netflix you're paying for it yeah you're paying for it yeah you're paying for it so watch this shit Shimmer Lake did anybody here see Shimmer Lake man I'm on top
Starting point is 00:28:37 of my queue it's probably like you're the only person that it's like one of the titles selected especially for you everyone else here
Starting point is 00:28:44 is getting cool stuff. Every time Rob Corddry's on this show and he's been on a few times, I swear he's completely drunk. But he's always very friendly and focused. But I think he's drunk. You gave me so little work with Shimmer Lake
Starting point is 00:29:07 that I was just like, well, I'll talk about Rob Corddry for a little bit because he entertains me and how he just ties one on and then comes over and does my show. And he says, see you later. And he runs off into the night. He doesn't drive drunk, but I think he does podcast drunk. It's just my theory. Brian, what about you?
Starting point is 00:29:28 Have you seen anything lately? Yeah, I just watched the documentary Tickled. Oh, my gosh. People are so, like, they cannot get over Tickled once they've seen it. And then people who haven't seen Tickled are just like, whatevs. You got it. It will burrow into your brain. That's what I'm saying. That's why I've been reticent.
Starting point is 00:29:51 I'm not going to spoil anything but it is about a reporter that uncovers a competitive tickling ring. We all know that part. And then shit goes way down. That's what everybody says. Everybody that's been on this show that recommends it is just like,
Starting point is 00:30:08 it just gets nuts. And I'm like, I already don't like watching competitive tickling. Why do I want to see that get worse? It's not like it's going to be an uplifting story. Oh, no, it's terrible. But everyone should see it. You ever see Dear Zachary? Yes. It's not that. It's not Dear Zachary,
Starting point is 00:30:32 but I'm just saying Dear Zachary is another example of people have said that it's so fucking miserable, such a terrible experience, such a sad experience that I've never watched it. This isn't Dear zachary because dear zachary you're just like oh this is just oh please what the fuck okay good just continue
Starting point is 00:30:51 continually say like oh what the fuck is going on oh my god is this real and it is okay so just to be clear one of them's who the other one's oh yeah yeah yeah Yeah, exactly. Got it. Ross? Yeah. You saw Wonder Woman today. So that's the last movie you saw. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:17 We discussed it briefly. You said, thumbs up. Magnifique. Oh. It is. I would not resist her but she's great I love that gal but we discussed it
Starting point is 00:31:42 it gets a little typical CGI overkill at the end. Like, you know, I like a good villain that can still talk and be the actor that plays the villain. Like, I don't like when they turn into a CGI monster at the end. Spoiler. But overall, it is an impressive achievement. I'm happy for ladies. Me too.
Starting point is 00:32:05 Right? Good for you, ladies. Yeah. Finally, a franchise where men can't go, but dude should play that part. No, it's Wonder Woman, you fucking asshole.
Starting point is 00:32:23 Shut up. But I just am dying for her to get into modern times. I'm tired of superheroes fighting Nazis because they didn't. Real heroes fought the Nazis, not made-up shit. Doug Benson takes a stand. All right, now here's a question where I want you to raise your hand
Starting point is 00:32:54 if you have an answer to this question. And we don't have a lot of time to linger on it, but Dave, did you raise your hand already? Yeah. All right, what's your answer? Star Wars? Good guess, but the question is, what's the best movie I've never seen?
Starting point is 00:33:11 And I've caught Star Wars once or twice. Here we go, Raj Marquand. A Fish Called Wanda? Why would you think I haven't seen A Fish Called Wanda? What kind of person? What do I know what you've seen? Well, let me tell you what I've seen. Movies where...
Starting point is 00:33:30 Settle down, lady. Or weird dude. I have seen... I have seen... Movies where Kevin Kline wins the Oscar. I've managed to catch those. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:52 But if I hadn't seen it, then you'd be right, because that is a great movie. Does anybody else have one? Brian. M. M? What's that? Old German movie, but it was...
Starting point is 00:34:06 Has anybody seen M? Yeah, yeah, of course. Fantastic movie. Classic. Who's in it? Some German dudes. I might have seen it or seen parts of it, but I'll check it out based on everybody's reaction.
Starting point is 00:34:26 Is it better or worse than Predestination? Because that's at the top of my I've never seen it but some people think it's great list. Predestination, does anybody here seen on the panel? No. What's that? Some time travel thing with Ethan Hawke. Oh, that's all right. Oh, I saw that.
Starting point is 00:34:42 That's great. All right, so does anybody have anything else new to nominate? Movie you think I haven't seen? That's great. I can give you guys one. Rudy. Rudy. I've seen Rudy. Have you guys seen Bone Tomahawk?
Starting point is 00:35:03 No. Get the fuck off of your ass and then I've seen Rudy. Have you guys seen Bone Tomahawk? No. No. Get the fuck off of your ass and then sit back down and watch Bone Tomahawk. Kurt Russell, right? Yeah, Kurt Russell. And it's fantastic. And also very unsettling. That's why I haven't seen it.
Starting point is 00:35:23 Yeah. Oh, it will bother you. Yeah. It will bring unhappiness to your core. But in a really fun way. What's the short? What's the one line? What's the quicksand?
Starting point is 00:35:36 What's the one liner for Bone Tomahawk? I'm just curious about an unsettling... I could kill you with this tomahawk or I could bone you. No, that's not it.
Starting point is 00:35:44 You choose. That is not it. You want to die by this tomahawk or I could bone you. No. That's not it. You choose. That is not it. You want to die by this tomahawk or by my dick? Yeah. No, but it is almost as bad as that.
Starting point is 00:35:52 It's terrible. Or worse, depending on how you look at it. But it is, it's an intense movie, but just a complete delight. Like, when things aren't happening
Starting point is 00:36:02 that are like you wish you'd never saw in that movie, there's just great acting, great characters. The great character actor Richard Jenkins is barely recognizable in it. Speaking of Lost,
Starting point is 00:36:15 Matthew Fox, it's probably one of the better roles he'll ever get to play. Because let's face it, he's Matthew Fox. And... laughter Remember in Knocked, there's Matthew Fox. And... Ooh. Remember, there's a point knocked up where Seth Rogen is saying to Katherine Heigl,
Starting point is 00:36:33 because she's an E! Entertainment reporter and she's going to do an interview with Matthew Fox, he's like going, Matthew Fox, that guy fucking sucks. That guy's the worst. Matthew Fox is an asshole. And he's just like slamming Matthew Fox hard. And I'm just like, what if Matthew Fox sees this?
Starting point is 00:36:49 Like, why so much animus towards Matthew Fox? And then I just did it myself. So. Now's the part of the show where Bert Kreischer needs to turn it off. Because I'm about to say, let the games begin! Gentlemen, we've got some great name tags out there. Your mission, select one and bring it back to your seat, and then we will start the games.
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Starting point is 00:40:29 I can't believe it. None of you chose the Annabelle doll. No way. That thing is horrifying. This guy's playing. He put a curse on me the minute I sat down. Or she did. I know my name's in that thing, and I was still like, nah, dog.
Starting point is 00:40:45 You see it? Yeah, your name's in that thing, and I was still like, nah, dog. You see it? Yeah, your name's Dave. Yeah. His name's Dave. Your name's Dave. I said, fuck it. You know, I'm shocked. A genuine movie prop and the director who made the movie didn't get picked.
Starting point is 00:40:59 But you guys probably have great reasons for your selections. Let's start with Ross Marquand. I love Mel Gibson and Goldie Hawn. Everyone knows that. And I just love this lovely play on Bird on a Wire. Guy on a Wire. Is your name Guy, the guy who made it?
Starting point is 00:41:18 No, it's my Twitter handle. Oh, your Twitter handle is Guy. Okay. That's really good photoshopping. It's really cute. Right? It's got, I think that's Edgar Wright on there. Oh, yeah. Edgar Wright was supposed to be here, and I got stuck in Houston.
Starting point is 00:41:34 It was sad. Well, good job, dude. Yeah. Thank you. Thanks. Thank you. For being here. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:41:41 Now there's this creep. I got this guy just to counter The energy coming off of Annabelle Right there Like have that creepy Grinch doll stare at the creepy Annabelle doll Looking right fucking back at you man Fucking work some shit out It's like a shield He's not gonna like
Starting point is 00:41:59 Just lay her down on the floor at this point So now he's just sitting with this creepy doll On his knee for the entire... Exactly. And now I've realized that I have to sit with this creepy doll on my knee for the rest of the time, too. It really is scary. So what's the name on it there? It just says Mark.
Starting point is 00:42:17 Mark. It just says Mark. It's the Grinch holding a sign that says Mark. You could have done a little bit more, but I still chose it. Yeah, yeah. You're a sign that says Mark. You could have done a little bit more, but I still chose it. Yeah, yeah. You're a mean one, Mark. Mark. It was about time you came back. Goddamn guy with his flip-flops walking around. Oh, I was like, if summer culottes doesn't come back,
Starting point is 00:42:46 I'm going to be disappointed. What do you got there, Dave? I got Carrie and the Hendersons. I picked it just because the production quality was so high quality. It's really nice, yeah. It's like they thought Lithgow was going to show up again. But you didn't put yourself in it, right? It's okay. Carrie says, it's okay. I don't need to show up again. But you didn't put yourself in it, right? It's okay.
Starting point is 00:43:06 Carrie says, it's okay. I don't need to be in there. My name is all that matters. Carrie and the Hendersons. I guess. Graham, what do you got? Like some sort of hat? Well, I thought it was a bag at first. I go, what's in that bag? And she goes, nothing. Then she goes, well, there's a rat.
Starting point is 00:43:24 It's Rat-Ted Julie. well, there's a rat. It's Rat-Tat-Julie. Oh, it's a chef hat. Yeah. It's got Rat-Tat-Tooey in it. Yeah. So it's a rat hat. And then this cool dude who made the Dance of the Wolves,
Starting point is 00:43:35 I didn't pick his, but he did bring donuts. So he gets an honorable mention for letting me grab his donuts. His sign was too big. That's why I didn't fuck with it either. It's too big.
Starting point is 00:43:45 I just, the donuts are just right though The photoshopping is amazing Anybody got a sign you want me to pelt with? Alright Nick Okay Nick you're kind of close I got a really good arm Seems like this is going to be dangerous.
Starting point is 00:44:06 He's going to come at you hot. Don't get any ideas about throwing donuts at Annabelle. All right, so... Those are really good donuts. I'm just going to take a powdered one here. I'm just going to eat it. You're really going to eat a donut? Is that a vegan donut?
Starting point is 00:44:35 You vegan, Doug? Not now. Alright. Is that Nicolas Cage on that thing Or is that you Doug? It's Trey Parker Oh it's Doug It's me But it really
Starting point is 00:44:51 With that mustache and everything It really looks like Nicolas Cage Show the whole audience It's beautiful Is that Adrian Paul? And who brought this blanket? What's your name? Dominic.
Starting point is 00:45:09 Dominic? Oh, Dom, you got... With a shitty name tag. Oh. But you brought a... What airline blanket is this? American. American. A blanket from your American Airlines flight.
Starting point is 00:45:26 Were you afraid to say the name because you thought they'd come in here and drag you the fuck out? Oh, you work for them. Not anymore, Bill. Every party he goes to, he's like, oh, he brought another blanket. Thanks. Thanks, Dom.
Starting point is 00:45:45 Oh, what my child always wanted. A vomit bag. Thanks, Dom. But I'm putting it in the prize bag. So thank you for that. And gotta pass out some buzzers because we're playing
Starting point is 00:46:05 Alex's, Devin, Jason's IMDB game. So pass those down. You don't have to say your own name to buzz in anymore. You can just buzz in with whatever your sound effect is. Graham, you want to try yours? Come on.
Starting point is 00:46:27 You don't like that one? You could trade it maybe with somebody else. No, I'll take it. Alright, what does Dave's sound like? Nice. That's Brian. Ross Marquand. What's your latest micro impression?
Starting point is 00:46:44 Do you have any new ones? I'm just trying to perfect my bobcat goldthwait. Really? How's that go? I'm tripped. I'm working on it. Yeah. Shakes the clown.
Starting point is 00:47:14 All right. So this is how this game works. I'm going to say the top four on somebody's IMDb page. Buzz in as soon as you think you know it. But if you guess incorrectly, it's negative one point. And you get a bonus point for each additional one you can name after you get the correct answer. Let me get a pen out because I've got to keep track of the score here. The first title
Starting point is 00:47:45 in this person's best known for on IMDb is Fantasia 2000. Okay, next up. Beaches. Beaches. Okay.
Starting point is 00:48:28 Hocus Pocus. Ross Marquand. That'll be Bette Midler. Bette Midler is correct. All. All. One point. You get one more.
Starting point is 00:48:39 If you could name the fourth thing in her top four, which I do not think you will be able to pull off because it's some sort of special or something she did. And it's not a movie title. I was going to say Death Becomes Her, but... Yeah, Bette Midler? Wasn't she in that? No. Oh, no, that was
Starting point is 00:48:56 Goldie Hawn. Yeah, that's right. Mm-hmm. The way we were? For her fourth title, she wasn't in that either. Stop while you're ahead. Her fourth title, she wasn't in that either. Stop while you're ahead. Her fourth title was Diva Las Vegas. Diva Las Vegas? Yeah, something that she was in and produced, I guess, or something.
Starting point is 00:49:16 All right, so Ross is in the lead with one point. Coming home. Here's the next round. Of course, sometimes it's TV shows and not movies. And this person's first credit
Starting point is 00:49:31 on their IMDb is It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Graham Elwood. Danny DeVito. That is correct. Gee.
Starting point is 00:49:45 Boom! For 20 bonus points, Graham, name anyone else who's in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. No, you get to name three more Danny DeVito projects for potential, you could end up with four points here.
Starting point is 00:50:11 Get shorty. Two more. Batman Forever? What? What does that have to do with anything? I just did a line from Kindergarten Cop. That doesn't have anything to do with anything. Yeah, so I said Batman Forever.
Starting point is 00:50:38 Did you hear that one? One more. Let's go with... Taxi? Oh, okay, yeah. It was a TV program, not to be confused with the great Jimmy Fallon movie. And Queen Latifah.
Starting point is 00:50:59 It was just fantastic. They're both at the top of their game. But they went with One Flew of the cuckoo's nest batman returns cock there's a batman thing on your phone i don't acknowledge those movies it's like the fucking star wars prequels they don't exist and all right yeah take it seriously get very serious that was not me just being nerd rage but let's all get focused on what i said la confidential yeah so just the one point for your gram on that one but you are tied with ross for first place in this game here's the next round American Beauty
Starting point is 00:51:46 Oh, Graham Elwood Here we go Kevin Spacey Incorrect God damn it That's the risk you take Coming in so soon Son of a bitch
Starting point is 00:52:00 Graham is back to zero points Nope Graham is back to zero points. Nope. Wait, who'd you say? Huh? Annette Bening? Is that what I said? All right, the second title. The Born Identity. Oh, here comes Brian Sacca
Starting point is 00:52:29 Chris Cooper That's correct And now I have to do his other titles? You get two more Two more shots at it Two more Chris Cooper movies The Patriot Two more shots at it. Two more Chris Cooper movies. The Patriot.
Starting point is 00:52:51 And... And... The Bourne Supremacy? No, fuck, he dies in The Bourne... What? Oh, man. I was going to watch that this weekend. I'm blanking on a second, Chris Cooper. That's all right.
Starting point is 00:53:18 You give up? Yeah. Okay, they went with Adaptation. Yeah, that's a great one. And The Patriot for a point! Brian pulls into the lead with two points. Ross has one point. Graham and Dave don't matter.
Starting point is 00:53:37 No, everybody's got a chance still. It can happen for anybody. Who's IMDb top four starts with American beauty seven Ross Marquand be Kevin space be Kevin Spacey. That's Kevin Spacey. That's correct. And you get to name two more Kevin Spaceys. Spaceys. Give me some Spaceys.
Starting point is 00:54:15 I'm going to go with, if I had to choose. Oh, shit. So here's what I'm thinking. If I have to go through the Rolodex of every fucking movie I've ever done since 1985, let me think. Well, my coming out role was, of course, Working Girl. I fucking rocked that movie. Then, if I had to guess, Consenting Adults, of course, with Kevin Kline, who I love. Then, if I had to guess, consenting adults, of course, with Kevin Kline, who I love.
Starting point is 00:54:51 You got to pick two, Kevin. I know. I'm just going to enable it. It's going to be some stupid shit like The Negotiator. But I'm going to go with, I think, consenting adults and some other bullshit likepax you think kpax is in his top four i think it dives that low after american beauty and seven uh next up la confidential yeah just mentioned it yeah it was right there on the table. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you can't deny what may be ultimately his greatest role,
Starting point is 00:55:29 House of Cards. Yeah. House of Cards. Yeah. So that means that Brian and Ross are each tied with two points.
Starting point is 00:55:39 So Graham and Dave, pass back your buzzers. Oh, no. That's bullshit. Turn in your buzzers. My fault. Yeah, just no more honking. Just pass them down here.
Starting point is 00:55:53 I'll press two of them at the same time. Oh, that's annoying. And this is just between Brian and Ross. First person that can get in and answer correctly is going to take this thing home. Starts off with a TV show. Frasier. A Bug's Life.
Starting point is 00:56:26 Ross Marquand Oh shit Yeah David Hyde Pierce That is correct You are a winner Without even having to name Wet Hot American Summer And The Fisher King
Starting point is 00:56:39 I didn't even know He was in that Holy shit But Ross Marquand Wins that game. Congratulations. Pass all the buzzers in. Ross, do you want to throw a donut into the crowd?
Starting point is 00:56:51 Yeah. Yeah, grab a donut. Who wants it? Who wants it? Annabelle? Oh, Annabelle wants it? You're really worried. No, don't hit Annabelle in the face with a donut.
Starting point is 00:56:59 This guy wants a donut. Yeah, hit that Star Wars. Oh! Yeah, nice. Oh! Nice catch. Wow. Wow. Wow.
Starting point is 00:57:07 What an amazing American you are, sir. You are amazing. I want to be amazing American. Alright, so Ross gets to go first in our next game and it's a little something called
Starting point is 00:57:23 Whose Tagline Is It Anyway? I will say a tagline from a motion picture to Ross, and he's the only person in the room who gets to guess first of what movie that tagline is from. If he can't get it, then we move down to Brian, and then Dave, and then Graham.
Starting point is 00:57:39 I hope I get Bone Tomahawk. I already know that one. How's the tagline for that go? You're gonna die by a tomahawk. Why not get bone to death instead? I don't think that's right. That's what you said earlier. I don't think I was quoting the tagline.
Starting point is 00:57:52 I think that was more what I felt about it. Oh, I thought that you were reading from the IMDB page. IMDB. Here we go, Ross. All right. He's here, big as life, in a real bat epic. What the fuck? He's here, big as life.
Starting point is 00:58:20 Oh, I'm going to go with the Lego Batman movie. Okay. That's incorrect. Shit. Brian? Use your microphone voice. He's here, Big's life in a real bad epic? Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:58:37 Bat. Bat, yes. Yes, the flying kind of bat, not the kind of bat that Negan has. Ryan? Batman and Robin? Dave? Batman Begins?
Starting point is 00:59:01 Graham? It's Batman the movie, the Adam West show. That is correct. Paying tribute to the great Adam West. Batman the movie. Okay, we'll start with you again, Ross, for this next one. Only one will claim the night. Jesus.
Starting point is 00:59:36 It's not a movie called Jesus. Only one will claim the night. Jesus. Jesus. Night, Nightclaimer. Turning water into wine at midnight. Jesus,
Starting point is 00:59:49 fuck. Okay. It makes me think of Highlander. Like, Highlander 2, The Quickening, that seems like a...
Starting point is 00:59:56 Really, instead of there will only be one, there'll be only one will claim the night? Yeah. Okay. I'm gonna go
Starting point is 01:00:02 with something bullshit like, what's the Patrick Swayze, Roadhouse. No. Okay. I'm going to go with something bullshit like what's the Patrick Swayze Roadhouse? No. Okay. Brian. My thought is
Starting point is 01:00:10 the Emilio Estevez picture Judgment Night? No. I believe it's with Martin Lawrence Black Knight. No. That was a movie.
Starting point is 01:00:24 That was a movie, yeah. Graham? Can you say the term again, please? Only one will claim the night. Batman Returns. That is from just straight up Batman from 1989. Fuck. Ah, there's a bat theme.
Starting point is 01:00:41 Got it. Ross? Courage now, truth always. I think that that's Batman Forever. That is correct. Brian, welcome to a world
Starting point is 01:00:58 without rules. Dark Knight? That's correct. All right, Dave. Strength, courage, honor, and loyalty. On June 20th, it all comes together. Strangely specific tagline. Batman and Robin? That is correct.
Starting point is 01:01:36 Wow! I think each of you got one, so we'll call that one a tie. That was very well done. We did an episode recently where I did all the Supermans, and the contestants were continually flummoxed by it, but you guys totally picked up on the Batman thing, so congratulations on that.
Starting point is 01:01:58 And to determine our winner tonight, we are going to play Last Man Stanton. Boom! Ross is still in the power position. He'll still get to go first, but then it's going to go to me because I like to play along. And then Graham and Dave and Brian.
Starting point is 01:02:18 You can use one lifeline during this. At one point you can go to the person whose name tag you chose and say, please help me. And then Annabelle will stare at them until they die. Because Annabelle is not happy
Starting point is 01:02:34 about it not being chosen. I'm not even looking over in her direction because I know she's fucking not happy. Where is Mighty underscore Boognish? Hey, dude. How's it going? What's your real name? Jason.
Starting point is 01:02:54 And you have a great idea for Last Man Stanton tonight? I asked you a question that was not what is the name. Do you think you have a great name? I think so.
Starting point is 01:03:11 He says Samuel L. Jackson. And we've got like seven minutes left. So I say let's do it. But it is a there's a lot of titles. So we're going to go fast, you guys. I'm going to give you a second to think
Starting point is 01:03:30 while I write down Samuel L. Jackson. Did we ever find out officially what the L stands for? We got a suggestion in the crowd. Love. Samuel Love Jackson. Love, motherfucker! All right. Start with you there, Ross.
Starting point is 01:04:00 Name any Sam Jackson vehicle. Snicks on a plane. Okay. I have to go with the formerly already mentioned The Negotiator. Graham? Let's go with
Starting point is 01:04:15 Pulp Fiction. Okay. I'm not familiar with that. Dave? Jackie Brown. Mm-hmm. Jackie B. 187.
Starting point is 01:04:30 What? 187. Oh, yeah. Coming to America. That's great. Nice. Good one. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:04:41 Oh, my God, you guys. I don't feel good. I think I have jungle fever. Oh, my God, you guys. I don't feel good. I think I have jungle fever. Oh, Gator. Hard eight. Whoa. Deep. Yeah, also known as Sydney in some circles.
Starting point is 01:05:00 I like it. Star Wars, Attack of the Clones. Whoa, look at him go. You don't even give a fucking number. You're just like... Oh, is this a number thing? Well, full title. Oh, Star Wars 2, Attack of the Clones.
Starting point is 01:05:16 That's exactly how they wrote it. There's a little question mark in there and everything. Kong, Skull Island oh yeah that's right Star Wars won the Phantom Menace okay I'll go with man. Eugene Levy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh.
Starting point is 01:05:53 Got it. Graham. Graham. Let's go with... How about this Samuel Love Jackson? You go to your lifeline while there's still some options. Fuck.
Starting point is 01:06:14 I didn't want to burn through that lifeline so quickly. But I'm in a donut haze. Rat-Ted Julie? What do you got, girl? Kingsman. Kingsman? Full title? Something Service.
Starting point is 01:06:33 Kingsman Something Service? What do you want to go with, Graham? Jesus. Kingsman Secret Service? Django. Django. Django Unchained. There you go. Outstanding, Julie.
Starting point is 01:06:52 You're my favorite rat in a hat. Whose turn is it next? That's mine. Okay. Do you want to go ahead and take it? The cleaner? Okay. It was on Netflix.
Starting point is 01:07:07 Fuck it. I watched it. That's cool. Patriot Games. What? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was thinking of the Patriot. I was like, what?
Starting point is 01:07:19 Patriot Games. Nice dick. Unbreakable. Oh, of course. That's a good one. I'm going to go with... Jurassic Park. Hold on to your butts.
Starting point is 01:07:41 Or hang on, I get it confused. Graham? Captain America Civil War? That's right. Maybe the lifeline was a bluff. Whoa. Wait a second. I'm pretty sure he's not in that one.
Starting point is 01:08:02 Yeah, he is. Civil War? Yeah. No, it's one where they all are there, but for some reason he isn't. I'm pretty sure he's not in that one yeah he is Civil War yeah no it's one where they all are there but for some reason he isn't yeah and he says
Starting point is 01:08:10 that once he goes anybody got guys eyes on the Hulk they're saying definitely no he's definitely not in it let's go to a fucking robot
Starting point is 01:08:17 I thought he had a cameo in that yeah he did did you already use your lifeline he did nope yeah he did
Starting point is 01:08:24 you guys are all like we cameo in that. Yeah, he did. Did you already use your lifeline? He did. Nope. Yeah, he did. You guys are all like, some crazy lady yelled some shit out. I don't know. She was like Kingsman. I was like, who the fuck are you, lady? I was going to say Django Unchained, and then we started moving along. Dave? The Hateful Eight. Yeah. Cocksucker.
Starting point is 01:08:46 I don't believe so. I was given the full title. I believe the full title is Kingsman the Secret Service. That's correct, Brian, with the steel. True Romance. For like two seconds. Right? It's a quickie.
Starting point is 01:09:06 I'll give you another fast one. Kill Bill Volume 1. Oh, the piano player. Yeah, he told Quentin Tarantino, he's like, I'll play anything. And Quentin's like, alright, you're going to play this piano player that says one thing and then gets shot in the head. Graham, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 01:09:28 You had a great run. You've always been a great guest on the show. The Kingsman Secret Service. Okay, you're back in. Dave. Star Wars 3, Revenge of the Sith. Okay. I can argue with that.
Starting point is 01:09:49 Iron Man 3. Correct. Seems right. That seems legit. Oh, wait. I got a nerd shaking his head over here. The same guy that fucked me is fucking this guy. He's not in three?
Starting point is 01:10:06 No. He was in two. Well, you said three, though. Okay. Ross? The Avengers. Okay. I'm going to go Iron Man 2. Dave? Iron Man
Starting point is 01:10:27 yeah yeah just the first one he's got to show up at the end of the first one does he to be like hey Tony be part of the thing
Starting point is 01:10:34 I don't know if he does are you sure he wasn't at the end of Iron Man 3 yeah I think so because that led into he showed up a lot early on
Starting point is 01:10:41 the only one he's not in is the one Graham picked which would mean he was in 3 I'm going to check you one he's not in is the one Graham picked. Which would mean he was in three. I'm going to check you, bro. He wasn't in three or the one Graham picked. In my opinion. Ross? The Avengers Age of Ultron.
Starting point is 01:10:58 Right? Yeah, he's in that one. Yeah, he is. And he's also, he's definitely in Captain America, The Winter Soldier. Yeah. Probably his biggest part is in that one of all of them. And he's also definitely in Captain America the Winter Soldier. He's probably his biggest part is in that one of all of them. So I'll say that.
Starting point is 01:11:14 T.W.S. Is it just you and me? Maybe. Dave, are you still in? I think I am. Yeah. What do you got? Was he an Ant-Man?
Starting point is 01:11:23 No. Well, fuck it. Oh, I still had a lifeline. Did I blow it? Oh, yeah. Go to your lifeline. You can just say it out loud. Die Hard 2?
Starting point is 01:11:39 Die Hard 2, full title? No. He wasn't in Die Hard 2. Oh, that's right. He wasn't in. What do you got? What is it? He was a live free Die Hard. Was that it? No. Oh, that's right. He wasn't in. What do you got? What is it? He was in Live Free, Die Hard. Was that it?
Starting point is 01:11:46 No. Shit. Nope. Whose turn is it? My turn. What do you got? The red violin. Oh.
Starting point is 01:11:56 Am I fucking right or what? Am I right or what? All right. So then I'll say Die Hard with a Vengeance. That's okay. What else, Ross? Shit. I thought I was going to... Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Starting point is 01:12:11 What was the one where he was a homeless man living in the fucking park? Oh, right. God, that was great. Yeah, he was always like, I don't have a home. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys... I thought of another one. I'm going to call my lifeline
Starting point is 01:12:25 What do you guys have? A surefire one Deep Blue Sea Deep Blue Sea Good one Deep Blue Sea I'm going to go with Shit
Starting point is 01:12:43 Come on, Sam. Get inside my head, Sam. Shit. Tarzan. What's the full title, though? King of the Jungle? Tarzan, King of the Jungle? Or Tarzan...
Starting point is 01:13:04 The Beginning. Tarzan, The Beginning. Tarzan The Beginning? All right. I'm going to call it Ross Marquand is our winner. Where's this person? Where'd you get this from? Right here?
Starting point is 01:13:22 Oh, perfect. There you go, dude. Congratulations. Good job. You know, there's still a million of them. What other Sam Jacksons did we not get to? Good fellas. That's funny.
Starting point is 01:13:42 Do the right thing, of course. Do the right thing. Shaft. Shaft. Shut your right thing, of course. Do the right thing. Shaft. Shaft. Shut your mouth. And Glorious Bastards. The Incredibles. You've seen it.
Starting point is 01:13:51 The Incredibles. Frozone. Yep. Time to kill. Time to kill. XXX return of Xander. I love, I've never heard anyone say that with such passion. XXX return of Xander.
Starting point is 01:14:07 Some say XXX. passion. XXX return of Xander. Some say triple X. I say XXX. What? Does this person spell out everything? Do you want to go see T-H-O-R? What is that? T-whore? Yeah, you want to go see T-whore? Let's go see T-Hor? Yeah, you want to go see T-Hor?
Starting point is 01:14:27 Let's go see T-Hor. I love a good T-Hor movie. Yeah, Ragnarok. Age of T-Hor. Graham Elwood, what do you got to plug, buddy? Yeah, comedyfilmnerds.com and our podcast.
Starting point is 01:14:41 Go to comedyfilmnerds.com, get the EarBuzz documentary, do all that business. Go to our Patreonnerds.com. Get the EarBuzz documentary. Do all that business. Go to our Patreon page. Support the show. God bless America. Great. Great plugs. Dave is on tour. He has a website. Good luck.
Starting point is 01:14:59 Hey! That's what I was going to say. DaveWayComedy.com. Yeah, but the tour starts July 18th and runs through August 26th. What's the first city? Fort Collins. What's the last city? I was born there.
Starting point is 01:15:18 Oh, no shit. Yeah, it's nice. What does Kevin Spacey think about Fort Collins? So Fort Collins is basically known for a few things One, it's beer New Belgium Brewery is based there Fat Tire, any Fat Tire fans? Great
Starting point is 01:15:36 That's where it's from And we have beer and cattle That's what it's known for Earlier this evening I got to watch We have beer and cattle. That's what it's known for. Earlier this evening, I got to watch next door at Franklin and Co. Pub. I got to watch Topher Grace
Starting point is 01:15:54 and Ross Marquand meet each other and both confirm to each other that they're sick of hearing how they should play brothers in something or how they look alike. But also they both confirmed, yes, we do indeed look alike. We did the whole mirror thing.
Starting point is 01:16:10 I was looking at both of your eyes going, these guys have the dreamiest four eyes I've ever seen in my life. Brian Sacka, the program Wrecked, is back on TBS June 20th. Yes. Back to back. First two episodes.
Starting point is 01:16:28 First two episodes. 10 and 10.30. 10 and 10.30. Shit goes down. June 20th. Yeah. Yeah. It's funny.
Starting point is 01:16:34 Watch the first season, too, on TBS.com or the TBS app. I'm going to vomit for saying that right now. Get all caught up. Yeah. Get all caught up before the second season. I love that idea. Thank you. And thank you so much for being here, dude. You were a great guest.
Starting point is 01:16:49 That was really fun. I wish I would have won, but that was really fun. You know, that's a lot of people who walk away from this like it's really going to eat at you. I'm really disappointed in myself. It's my first time winning, just so you know. It's my fourth time. It's your first win.
Starting point is 01:17:03 First win. Well, you you go. Right? All right. Well, you know what you win? What do I win? No plugs. We're out of time.
Starting point is 01:17:17 But I heard you're on a very popular program and that you might continue to be on it and that people should watch it. Maybe, yeah. On AMC. AMC and AMC.com. You don't even know when it's going to premiere in October. Sure don't. That's one of the many surprises The Walking Dead has in store, is no one involved in it even knows when it's coming back.
Starting point is 01:17:34 We have no idea. I love that. Keep you guys in the dark. That's the way to do it. Shrouds of secrecy. I'm in. What do I got to plug? I got another thing.
Starting point is 01:17:43 Next Doug Loves Movies in LA is at Meltdown Comics on Saturday July 8th at 420 thank you again to all of my guests Graham Elwood Dave Waite Brian Sacka and Ross Marquand I can't find a shithead on that
Starting point is 01:18:00 there's no shithead on the rat tattoo where's the rat tattoo person it's the rat is the yeah okay rats are a hit took care of that way to go yeah yeah uh michael bay is a yes it's on the back of mark okay oh okay Oh, okay. It's an interesting stance for the Grinch to take.
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