Doug Loves Movies - Roxie Theater II

Episode Date: January 27, 2013

After some show updates, Doug plays the audio from the opening moments of The Benson Movie Interruption of "Anaconda" at the Roxie Theater in San Francisco, CA with Judge John Hodgman, Steve Agee, and Keegan-Michael Key.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug Loves Movies! sketch fest next weekend i'm interrupting the notebook at the intimate roxy theater at 4 20 on saturday february 2 and a small handful of seats remain even though you can't hold several seats in your hand and sat Saturday, February 9th, I'm interrupting the original Twilight in the expansive Castro Theater. A thousand seats are still open, and it's going to be a great show because I'm going to have four very special guests,

including Zach Galifianakis, schedule permitting. Go to sfsketchfest.com for deets and tickets. It's Monday, January 28th to Ocean's 13, by the way. Yesterday, I interrupted Anaconda with co-interrupters Steve Agee, Judge John Hodgman, and Keegan-Michael Key. My eight words or less review of Anaconda? My Anaconda don't want none of it. I'll play the audio from the opening of the show at the end of these brief remarks.

Los Angeles, this Thursday, January 31st, let's finish off the first month of the year and my last night of sober January with a special Doug Loves Movies taping at the Nerd Melt Theater in the back of Meltdown Comics on Sunset Boulevard in Hollywood. The guests will be three to six cast members from a project that I'm sure a lot of Doug Loves Movies listeners enjoy, schedules permitting. Ten bucks to view it in person, free to listen to it on the internet later. And if you're a member of CineFamily in L.A., be sure to come to my TV interruption slash potluck

on Sunday, February 3rd at 2-ish. Everyone is asked to bring a hot dish or a fancy dessert. What will we be watching? All I can say is that it will be super. Not the movie Super, which I also like, but a TV thing that is super. Next movie interruption at CineFamily will be Gary Marshall's Valentine's Day on,

wait for it, February 13th. It's like the perfect pre-VD date. And now, let's go to the Roxy Theater in San Francisco, and as always, people who can't correctly introduce Keegan-Michael Key are a shithead. Well, thank you for coming to the Benson Movie Interruption. And as always, when you're at SketchFest, you have an amazing choice of people to come down and help me interrupt the movie. And today is no exception. is no exception.

Please help me in welcoming Steve Agee, John Osmond, Keegan-Michael Peel. Peek! Peek! I knew I would fuck that up. I knew I'd mess up this movie. Thank you. or age, or not pass you a microphone. I don't need a microphone. I don't need a microphone. I got a microphone. Michael Peel. Knocked my recording device.

I was like, don't say Key and Peel. Don't say, here he is, Key and Peel. Key and Peel is here. I thought there would be another 180 pounds if he were Key and Peel. Key and Michael Peel. Where do you want me to be? Well, if Steve could move over one more that way.

Fuck. The key is just don't get your microphone. Don't get your toy microphone near that speaker right there. That's a long way from Steve. One more for Keegan can move over. You want me to move one? There you go. Peel on over.

Keegan might get a peel on over. You can sit right there next to this gentleman right here I'm not sure the cord is just a vagabond sitting in the last chair I'm already here when we get them too close together we have issues

I can get you a longer cable too where would you like me to be? right there I was just trying to space it out so we weren't right next to each other, but that's going to happen. So if you get scared, I'll grasp your thigh.

So far, this is amazing listening for everybody. This hearing, this recording. I dropped my recording device a second ago, so that's going to sound great. Let's go through and talk to everybody individually. John Hodgman is here, everybody. John Hodgman. Nice job, Hodgman.

Everyone, please be quiet. We're in a movie theater. Keep it down. Respect the anaconda. I will clear this theater in a second. You did a Judge John Hodgman show last evening? I did, the night before last. The night before?

Yes, and it was fantastic. And I saw on Twitter that you were having trouble finding people in the Bay Area that have some sort of dispute that they want to settle. Yes. I put the call out several months ago that we were doing this, and then by the time the week of the show came, we had nothing. No one had any fights

in the Bay Area because of your people's perpetual hatred of confrontation. You clearly hate each other, but you refuse to admit so on stage. Which is kind of the definition of the difference between California and New

York. Well, it's also a very San Francisco-specific thing. Like, I have a problem with that guy, I'll just run down this hill. I will not be anywhere near him, and he probably won't make the effort to come over. But finally, we continued the dispute. We found a woman who was spitting a bogus story about her dog being a service dog in training so that she could take it on the bus. And we got to yell at her for a while.

And then a guy who was reading tarot cards at his Korean-American community center. And his friend was upset because he didn't actually believe in the dark arts of the tarot. I think we'll be able to hear all of this on the Judge John Hodgman podcast soon. I burned all the tapes.

This is not going public. First of all, it's the only podcast that records on tape. And then I burned all the tapes. Well, fair enough. Keegan- grew up. Well, fair enough. Keegan-Michael Key is here,

everybody. Keegan-Michael Key. Star of the sit-down. I'm Jordan Key. Good afternoon.

I'm Jordan Key. Star of the upcoming Hell Baby. Yes, you are, Keegan. Yeah. Very funny in that movie.

Thank you, buddy. Very excited for people to see that. So am I. Is that a prequel to Hellboy? Yes, a prequel to Hellboy. And there's a pre-prequel. It's called Hellfetus. Sincere laughter, ladies and gentlemen.

This is going to be great. Ha! Well, thank you for coming. This is your first movie interruption, as it is for Mr. Hodgman, but a regular on these shows. Steve A.G.'s here, everybody. Yeah.

You may know him as the guy who's really shitty at going through airport security in national rental car commercials. Pick any car on the aisle and they know. They said that way after the part with you. You're great in that commercial. Thanks, Doug. Always look forward to seeing it. Thanks, bro. I forgot to ask Keegan, you've got a show later tonight here. I do. I have an improv

show later tonight at the Eureka Theater at 9.30. 9.30, you guys. Check it out. We have a convoy. I'm in a group called the 313, and there's another great group called Convoy. Awesome. That's a big show. That's a big show right there. Actually and there's another great group called Convoy. Awesome. That's a big show. That's a big show right there.

That's a big show, yeah. There's no mister. Actually, there's going to be a convoy. I'm sorry, I can't be there, but don't miss it. And what else are you doing here, Steve, at the schedule? This is my last show of the weekend. This is number six. Six shows?

Yeah. Damn. Save the best for last, my friend. That's right. Damn. Save the best for last, my friend. That's right. I love that. So we're going to watch Anaconda,

which is a strange thing to do on purpose. I forget. Did you all say you hadn't seen the movie? Have not seen it. None of you have seen it. Only the controversy. Saw it in the theater. Oh, you did?

Yeah. Yeah, I did too. Yeah, so much. But it's certainly worth revisiting. Leonard Maltin gave this one two stars, so it's a half a star notch up from Catwoman yesterday. And he, let's see what some of the, he says it has hokey special effects

so look forward to that and an expositionless script so maybe we can fill in some of that for the filmmakers and tell you some of the back story of some of these characters but he says there's campy fun

in the form of John Voight's demonic snake poacher. And it says the film makes most of beautiful Brazilian rainforest locale, yet the big serpentine climax looks strange and like deepest, darkest Arcadia. And then it says, in fact, it's the Arboretum in L.A. County. So, Len had a little fun at the end of that review, with his knowledge of places. Crazy cast in this one, I think, to put together on a boat.

It might as well be an episode of Love Boat, because it's Jennifer Lopez, Ice Cube, John Boyd, Eric Stoltz, Kari Moore if you remember her, and Owen Wilson. All on a boat. That would be great. Ended up the river. Wow. With one of her songs. Wow.

You get to see this for free. Yeah, yeah. You're in here for free, Andrew, and you get a microphone, which is sort of my dream come true, to see a movie for free and have a microphone in my hand while I'm watching it. So, everyone, please, thank you for coming, and do your best to enjoy Anaconda. and do your best to enjoy Anaconda. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you

because Doug loves movies.