Doug Loves Movies - Roy Wood Jr., Ian Bagg and Randy Baumann guest

Episode Date: July 1, 2019

Live from The Improv as part of the DVE Comedy Festival in Pittsburgh, Doug welcomes Roy Wood Jr., Ian Bagg and Randy Baumann to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitcher Premium. For a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, sweetie babies, sticky seeds With 50 acid popcorn kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is I Love Movies. Coming to you once again as part of the DVE 8th Annual Comedy Festival in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Yeah!

This time we are at the recently remodeled and improved improv in Homestead, Squirrel Hill adjacent. So exciting. I love a good mall town. And as you can see from my prize bag, I've eaten in one of Malltown's finest eateries. Pee fucking Chang's. More about that later.

It's Sunday, June 29th, 2019. And I know you got name tags. I already see some damn Dunkin' Donuts on the stage. Congratulations on getting those into a restaurant. Some clubs will let people in with their donuts, but you did it. Go ahead, let me see the name tags. You're all so shy about it, which is adorable. We got Chris Congeniality.

Good job, Chris. Anchorman, the legend of Ron Morgan-D. Morgan? Good. There's ones behind Morgan that there's so much going on, I can't even begin. I have to do a DMVI test soon, and I'm fucked, because I can't make out anything that's going on

on either of your posters. Never been... Chris? Yeah, Chris. This one's real close and real dumb. Go ahead and show everybody. It's Spider Rob. All right.

That's enough of that. Who's going to top Spider rob but uh great job everybody and if you're you know if you're a dv uh wdve radio listener uh here in pittsburgh and you don't you're not familiar with douglas movies but you still came down today thank you for being here and um and you, we would love for you to join the cult. Bring a name tag next time. Doug Plugs. Wednesday night, July 3rd, I'm doing stand-up

in Dayton at the Funny Bone with two special guests. Come on down for an intimate night of Fourth of July Eve comedy. By intimate night, I mean the turnout's going to be bad. Then Friday and Saturday, July 5th and 6th, I'm doing three stand-up shows and one Douglas Movies taping at

Go Bananas in Cincinnati. It's actually in Montgomery, but we call it Cincinnati because that's the big place right there. This year, my annual Dabstay show on July 10th is at Laughs in Tucson, Arizona. My first time playing that club.

For all my dates and deets, go to DougLovesMovies.com. That's DougLovesMovies.com! Yeah! Come on! Come on! Shh! What was that with the hands? I didn't know there was... I didn't know hand movements were involved too

I thought it was all verbal But again, apologies to anyone who doesn't know what just happened That was seriously my favorite part of the show Because it's so weird I brought for the prize bag tonight Someone tonight is going to win a bunch of prizes Brought by me and my guests I brought for the prize bag tonight, someone tonight is going to win a bunch of prizes brought by me and my guests. I brought a Douglas

Movies sticker, a book that was recommended to me by our friend Leonard Maltin, and he sent me a couple of copies, so I got one to give away. It's called Wild and Crazy Guys, and it's by Nick DeSemlian, and it's about

these guys, Chevy Chase, Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, like that generation of Eddie Murphy and Steve Martin. That generation of guys who became famous on TV through like SNL and then became hugely popular movie stars.

So a book all about that. I haven't read it yet but it sounds interesting. A fortune cookie from P.F. Chang's. The aforementioned. And I will have some of these available for sale for, bless you over there, $10 cash only. If you only have 20s, buy two. It's by Rockin' Pins.

You can go to rockinpins.com to buy one. But it's a tiny little Doug Benson pin for like a lapel or if you have a lot of pins that you wear, you can put it on there with them. So I'm giving one of those away tonight and then selling the rest of them. Not all of them. I'm going to sell more in the lobby

after. But then check this out, you guys. I went to this thing in LA called I Like Scary Movies Experience, where you take pictures in fake sets that are designed to look like Beetlejuice and It and The Shining and other movies.

And at one point they give you a penny, a customized penny that's got Pennywise on it from It. And it says I Like Scary Movwise on it from it. And it says, I like scary movies on it. And since they gave it to me, I feel obligated to plug it

and get rid of it. You know, because find a penny, pick it up all day long, you have good luck. If it has Pennywise on it, you're fucked. I think that's how that goes. And they were talking about it on the DVE morning show the last couple days. So if you're here for this, it really is happening.

The winner today is going to get four tickets to see their huge show tonight at the what is it pgg arena it's some paint company they have an arena it better look beautiful on the outside or everywhere all the walls to look great at the paint arena ppg paints arena there it is uh of course, Bill Burr is headlining tonight. So that's going to be very exciting. And that's also why we took away one of the chairs before the show started today. Because I was hoping to convince Bill to come down here, but there's probably

some sports thing on TV in his hotel room. But does anybody here not have tickets for tonight and are excited about the possibility of going? Okay, good. So hold your name tags up extra high

when everybody comes out to pick name tags. And let's get them out here. Three fellas that are going to be also at this huge show here in town tonight. Please give it up for Roy Wood Jr., Ian Bagg, and Randy Bauman. Hey, guys.

Doug, what's up, man? Hey, dude. Yeah. Got the movie crowd. Here we are. Yeah, this is the movie crowd. Some of them have fashioned name tags. Oh, shit, I left my gift.

Oh, there he goes. It was great having him. First time with Roy. All right, well, you know, there's enough of us left to keep going. Yeah, we don't have to stop. He'll be back soon. But let's meet these guests individually. All first-time guests on the show,

so I'm excited to have every single damn one of them. But let's say hello to Ian Bagg, everybody! Welcome! How's it going, dude? Good, buddy. How are you? I'm good. You're performing tonight at a paint arena. Yes. I'm doing swatches of comedy.

You're going to make that place all red, right? Yeah. When you murder in front of... It's going to be thousands of people. Is this the biggest crowd you've ever played to? No, I've done other shows. I'm very popular in Europe. I heard they're having

a heat wave over there. What do you mean? How often have you played a bigger show? I mean, this is huge. I opened for Gabriel Iglesias in Europe, so I did all hockey arenas with him. So it was funny. Oh, so you're used to a hockey arena vibe. I am used to it because I'm fantastic.

It's weird because I wanted to be an NHL star, and the only way I could get into those rinks, into the dress rooms, is to do comedy. That's still pretty awesome, though, that you got there. No, not at all. My father hates me. Well, I wish you luck tonight, and I hope you score a lot of goals.

I hope it doesn't go into overtime and other hockey references. Oh, my God. Can you imagine if you're doing your set and the Zamboni fires up? I'd love to drive out on the Zamboni. That'd be awesome. Do you guys support the hockey team here?

Are you into it? No. No. What are they called? Pittsburgh. I mean, I like them already because that's the best thing to name a hockey team after. I grew up in San Diego where for a while we had the Gulls. They're tough.

Fucking tough birds. They're tough birds. They'll steal your food. Well, thank you for being here, Ian. And let's also say hello to Roy Wood Jr., everybody. Hey. Hello, Doug. Thank you for having me, man.

I mean that. Thank you for, you know, getting into town early and doing this because I know you got a big show tonight. Big damn traffic. The traffic in Pittsburgh

is a mess. What are we doing here? I mean, at least the scenery is nice when you're fucking stuck in traffic. Oh, look at that tree. That's the thing with mountain towns. There's never like a parallel street.

Like, look, take the next street over. There is no next street. There's just a river. Yeah. I think the movie A Bridge Too Far is based on Pittsburgh. Thank you. But Roy, you too are going to be on this big ass show tonight. That's pretty exciting, right?

Biggest show before this. Early in my career, I opened for the Righteous Brothers. 8,500 people. Oh my god, you can't stop that loving feeling. It's the only one I know.

That's where that reference game ends. I was like 21. I didn't know who the fuck they were. It was money. Even the word righteous probably wasn't so cool at that time. It was $100 to do 10 minutes. That's a good gig.

Like, you know that's quality fucking money. Yeah, I know. That's bad math. And how did it go, though? Did they like you? Oh, it was great, man. It was old white people.

They was fucking with me. Like, it was good. They had, like, groupies and shit after the show too which I thought which I like it made me respect them more mm-hmm that like people like past fucking age was still like I'll fuck with you also joining us until you see a 70 year old wait to meet an 80 yearyear-old, you'll understand. No disrespect if you're at that age

and still fucking. I don't want you to think that. No, I'm fast approaching that and it's, I really, the people I like the least are old people and I'm becoming one, so it's gonna, we'll see what happens. Right? Because most of the things that are wrong are because of old people.

What? Most of our laws that are antiquated are because old people are insisting on keeping them. Right? I'm sitting in Philadelphia, the city decriminalized weed, but I'm sitting in Homestead where they're like, uh-uh.

We don't want your kind around here. I'm like but I'm sitting at Homestead where they're like, uh-uh. We don't want your kind around here. I'm like, I'm white. But anyway. Oh, one more guest to introduce. The reason we're all here. Quite literally. Not really, no.

You decided to do this. I did, but you. You decided to do this. I did, but you decided to agree to do this. Well, see, but somebody's got to start with the request for it all to trickle down from there. Old people invented that, trickle-down economics. It doesn't work. It's Randy Bowman, everybody! Thanks so much.

Dude, it's a real privilege to be the understudy here to replace Jessica and Bill. I was here to break glass in case of emergency. And so, honored to fill that spot. Well, that's a kind of a time-honored tradition on Doug Loves Movies to keep the guests a secret

because, you know, if somebody does cancel or if somebody might be around that people think might show up doesn't, for all those situations, you're covered. They can't be like, oh, well, they might be a little disappointed, but less so than if you tout

that someone's going to be there. And for the second year in a row, we completely ignored that and told everybody who planned on being here. Exactly, exactly what was happening. And unfortunately, Jessica Curzon, not unfortunately, because good for her, she's got a part in this Pete Davidson, Judd Apatow movie. And so she had to, like, shoot all night last night.

And she's still going to make it to the concert tonight, but she's comfortably resting now, I assume. Yeah, it's great consent to the airport. Comfortably resting. It sounds like she was in an accident or something. She's comfortably resting now, I assume. Yeah, it's great consent to the airport. Comfortably resting. It sounds like she was in an accident or something. She's comfortable now. Yeah, no, I just didn't want anybody to think she's not going to make the show because, you know, she was too tired to make it to this show.

We've established that. But she's going to come out of it in time for tonight's show. And I get it. I get the difference between 200 people and you know 10 000 people i understand that those 10 000 people will keep you awake even if you don't want to be right you're not gonna walk out in front of 10 000 people and doze off probably not no and but thank you for having this whole festival oh yeah man eighth year yeah it's been crazy like if you look at the lineup of

people that we've had through the years it's pretty awesome to watch like you know because we always do it in a place that has 1200 capacity at the bime theater and roy's been on i think this is roy's third one yeah second or third yeah and i know you did the sullivan son tour that we came and drank a lot i don't remember why i was here thousand night i met kenny g and i had dinner with kenny g Yeah. That's adorable. Yeah, I sat down at a bar when I was going to meet Roy and those guys

and I wanted to grab a bite really quick and I sat down next to Kenny G who happened to be coming through Pittsburgh because he flies his own plane and he didn't want to fly at night so he'd gotten as far as Pittsburgh

coming back from New York and he stopped and he went and had dinner at this place on the south side. You treat your whole city like a rest stop. He did. That story really lacked details.

There's also a pilot you don't want to fly with. I don't like flying at night. It's not something you'd want to hear from a pilot. That means you're not good. Holy shit. Calm me down with your music, but I... Both hands on the wheel, motherfucker.

You know... The yoke. If you fly at night, how do the planes see each other? I don't know. I don't know, man. He's got a really good point. Kenny goes without radar. That's what...

It's on instinct. Just like his music. That's what the G stands for. Good point. All right. How did you have dinner with him? Can I ask more about this Kenny G thing? Please.

You just sit down next to him and go, you're alone? I sat down at the bar and I didn't realize it and then someone came up and asked for his autograph and I was like, oh man, I'm sitting next to Kenny G.

And eventually, he liked the beer glass I had and he was like, hey, how do I get one of those? And I was like, well, you just order it, Kenny G. And, uh, eventually he liked the beer glass I had. And he was like, Hey, how do I get one of those? And I was like, well, you just order it. Kenny G it's a, it's a Peroni. I'm like, hi, I'm Randy. And like our dinners were being timed at the exact same time. So I knew I'm like, I'm literally going to have three courses with Kenny G right now. And he was lovely. He was a totally, uh, he was a very nice guy. And he set me up When I went to It's true When I went to Venice Beach

He's like You have to eat At my favorite restaurant When you go out there And I emailed him And he got me a reservation And I went and ate there Pretty sure he has a boyfriend

I'm alright with it I mean Kenny and I are tight He's a good guy Call him right now I don't have his digits I do have his email Well I

Is it Kenny Gmail? Oh quick email him I'll let you know If I get an email By the time we're done here I do have his email. Well, I... Is it Kenny G-mail? Oh, quick, email him. I'll let you know if I get an email by the time we're done here. Kenny G-mail. You know his last name is Gorlick. Gorlick? Shut up, you're not dating.

Then I get it. I get the Kenny G thing now. You have to go by G. Kenny G-mail? Should have gone with lick. Kenny lick. Kenny can't fly at night male I'm so rich I can afford a plane but I don't know how to get a glass

fucking furious how do you get one of those back pocket wallet well I wasn't going to engage him you don't want to do the celebrity I'm going to bother him Get one of those. Backpocket, wallet. Well, I wasn't going to engage him, so you don't want to do the, like, oh, there's a celebrity, I'm going to bother him. Let me get one for you, Kenny.

Sitting on the tarmac. I don't think the word wallet's going to come up much, but that would be a fun wrinkle if whenever one of my guests says wallet, everybody in the audience starts yelling it. It would really trip somebody out. How'd you feel about it? Wallet. Yeah.

Did you hear people saying it? I heard it. I was just like, no. You think people are that into you? They just repeat the best words? No, I just thought they were huge Fisherman fans, and they yelled out, walleye. To be honest with you, that's what I heard of. Walleye, walleye, walleye, walleye.

Just a bunch of people. But you said wallet. I know, but it's... I was confused, but at the same time, I was just like, well, this is life. In the movie Wall Street, just to let you know where this wallet thing came from. Don't want to know.

It's a great clip. In the movie Wall Street, Charlie Sheen and Martin Sheen are in an elevator, and Martin Sheen says, he gets mad at Charlie, and he says, I don't judge a man by the size of his wallet! And ever since I talked about that

on the show, people have been yelling wallet. Wallet, yelling wallet. Yeah, it's weird. Well, Kenny G's wallet is small because he's got no money in it. Judge him. So what'd you guys bring

for the prize bag? Who wants to go first? I'll go first. All right. I wanted to do something that was like a little Pittsburgh oriented. That's nice.

So I got a Myron Cope bobblehead here, which if you don't know, Myron Cope was like the legendary Pittsburgh Steelers play by play. Well, he was the color analyst, but he had a real unique sort of voice and verbiage.

He used a pretty unique word. Yeah, yo-wee and double yo-wee. Had? Yeah, he passed away. He's deceased. All right. Well, do you have any more dead dolls in there? It's not like Annabelle.

It's not going to come to life. Do you have any more shit for people to take home and scare their children? It's an old man screaming Yiddishisms. It's got a battery, I believe, too. Since he was famous for drinking hot toddies, I have a Jameson to go along with that.

Was he drinking on the air like Harry Caray and shit? Oh, yeah. He definitely got lit a lot. At the end of his career, Oh, yeah. And then... Was he, like, drinking on the air like Harry Caray and shit? Oh, yeah. I mean, he got... He definitely got lit a lot. There was... At the end of his career, he famously was celebrating with the Steelers' 79 Super Bowl team, and he stayed out all night with those guys, and he was late for the game, and he

drove his car into the stadium. He hit Heinz Field with his car. The actual stadium. And showed up late to the broadcast and was bleeding from the head. And still sat down and was ready to go. Well, that's Doolish. He's like, I just ran into Heinz Stadium, but

just keep talking and I'll catch up. That one's when they didn't have security. When you could actually hit a building with a car And nobody freaked out Those are good times Ruined by a certain group of people He was a pretty famous guy But he still ended up getting a couple of DUIs In the 70s?

I think he continued the practice through the 80s Okay, because I was going to say They didn't even have seatbelts in So they weren't giving DUIs away in the 70s? I think he continued the practice through the 80s. Okay, because I was going to say, they didn't even have seatbelts in, so they weren't giving DUIs away in the 70s. I also brought Three's Company playing cards and stickers. Okay.

In their immense condition. Somebody's junk drawer has been emptied. You sure you don't want to just give away the time machine you came here in? Scary from the 70s. The show from the 80s. And I have a WDVE

commemorative 50th anniversary t-shirt. Yeah, this is the 50th anniversary of the arena show. I did it with Bill Burr and got Billy Gardell and Roy and Jessica and Ian to kind of blow it out. So you're saying now you might scale it back next year for 51? Potentially, yeah. It's been kind of a pain in the ass to go this big.

It's a huge show. 51 seats for 51. I'm very excited for it. Thank you for bringing that stuff. Can you re-bag it and pass it down to me? Yeah. And Ian, what do you have for us? I'm so excited.

You went shopping. I did go shopping at the 7-Eleven near the hotel, and I got a movie pack. So if you guys are movie fans, I got popcorn that you pop in a microwave, and I got two chocolate bars, and I got two Coca-Colas, because I overestimated and thought that you might in a microwave, and I got two chocolate bars, and I got two Coca-Colas, because I overestimated and

thought that you might have a spouse. People are pretty paired up here. I don't see too many loners today. Here's Randy's. Here's Jim's bag. And that's mine right there. Thank you very much. I love how you described everything, didn't bother to take it out.

Like, just take my word for it. These are the things that are in there. You want me to show it? I thought people knew what chocolate bars are. Like, a lot of people didn't know what the fuck that bobblehead was. But I'm pretty sure people know what fucking popcorn is. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I got skinny pop because it is. And you guys got to take it down a little bit here. You can say skinny pop. I couldn't find the regular pop. You could become the skinny pop comic. Yeah. Skinny pop. Yeah. You could get a, you You could become the Skinny Pop comic. Yeah. Skinny Pop. Yeah, you could get a, you know, I'm trying to get you guys deals.

Oh. I had no idea that's what was going on here. Yeah. Ian Banks should be in the Skinny Pop commercials. Remember how, um. I like my popcorn. Remember when John Doerr was in those cranberry ads? How do you think he got that? He was on my show and he brought some cranberries.

What do you got for us, Roy? Thanks for the applause. Thanks again. Big clap for yours, but not mine. These are some collector's items. Mini Smiley Cookies. Game Park. I love the name.

Which you can only get at the Pittsburgh airport. Or you can get them other places. All right, I don't fucking know. Maybe we're detecting a theme for these prizes.

All collectors are here. A fresh bag of roasted in Pittsburgh. Is it pronounced La Prima? Yeah, man. Sounds right. La Prima coffee?

Yes. Pauly's blend. I don't know who Pauly Yeah, man. Sounds right. Prima Coffee? Yes. Pauly's Blend. I don't know who Pauly is, but... Some gangster. He's a cool motherfucker who also likes beans that's already ground for you because I didn't know

if y'all had, you know... I don't know what your coffee situation is at your house. And lastly, I have an authentic Chick-fil-A Polynesian sauce. You can't get these on Sunday, you guys. So you have this for tomorrow. This is not for consumption.

As this Polynesian sauce, I've received a hot tip. Can't confirm, but received a hot tip that one of Le'Veon Bell's side chicks wants to touch this sauce. So it's good luck, is what I'm saying. It's good luck. Did you see about him getting his jewelry stolen? How fucking hilarious was that?

Did you guys laugh at that shit? The running back that used to be here, he fucking ditched the town. What? He went to Miami, had a threesome, took a shower, woke up, the chicks took all his shit. I know that was like Christmas

for you guys here. That was a good day. All of that is in the prize bag. Here we go. I'd like to apologize for my gifts. Except for maybe, I don't know about these smiley cookies

They're individually wrapped So you can't consume all of them Yeah, I'm pretty into it I'm going to take one They're individually wrapped So, you know The winner doesn't have to worry about tampering But just look at these goddamn cookies.

They're little and they have a smile on them. It says right on it, reasons to smile. Only 90 calories. That is 90? Fuck that. Jesus, I get that? I've wasted nut free? They're great to share?

Okay, now they're reaching. Hey, you want 45 calories? And they've got They've got no trans fats in them Anyway Change my mind But they are cute We also got some Dunkin Donuts Here on the stage

Gentlemen So if at any point In the show You feel like hurling a donut into the crowd, feel free to do that. Are you allowed to throw them at people? Yeah. This show just got pretty good.

They'll even hold up their name tag and let you throw it at their name tag. No. Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead. Just pick one out. You must be feeling like I'm setting you up for something, but this is legit Get a glaze

And then hit that one back there The Deadpool one Oh! That lady caught it good She done good But try again, Ian That was like, you know You gotta ease into it

Here, let's get Deadpool again. Well, you could go someone else, but that's one of the bigger ones. You want a big one. All right. All right. Jesus. All right, that was good. Let me show you how it's done, though.

Deadpool. Oh, Jesus Christ. Here we go, Deadpool. Sit her down there, Cole. Don't throw the high heat. Oh! Oh! All right. Oh! All right.

Oh! All the candy he pasted onto his poster fell off. Ladies and gentlemen. Could have won that. Can I do it again? Yeah, sure. We got all day. You guys got a show tonight at 8.

That throw was almost wild enough to be in the Cubs' bullpen. The sound when it hits is satisfying. Do you want to try it? No. I'm not just throwing pastries at people. What is happening? Why is this happening?

You good, Randy? We're going to need more donuts. No, I'm good. I think we're good. I don't think I can compete with Ian's donut hurling. Oh, my God. Is everybody okay? Thank you.

I'm going to need a napkin. Because I'm so hard after doing that. Oh, my God. That was... I don't need to do the show tonight. I just want Because I'm so hard after doing that Oh my god That was I don't need to do the show tonight I just maxed out right now Like seriously My career is over

I'm going to become a mechanic after this I just hurled donuts at people And they were excited They wanted it They wanted you to throw donuts at them Waitress Can I do it again? Yeah

May I please have a double crown and coke? Hey can I have a Tito's and soda? I was not going to drink, but this is clearly a situation. What is this thing called? Whiskey is needed. Darker the berry? Okay. Oh my!

Are you okay? She's okay. Why are you doing this? It's an Olin Ryan-ing fucking... Because I was throwing it nice and then Doug just whipped it and I'm like, yeah. Fucking softball. Fuck that. No.

No. She's five feet away from the stage. I don't care. The guy behind her was eight. He was eight feet away. I had to get it to him. Sadly, it went off a little bit. Did you know?

Did you know, ma'am? Did you know when you left the house today that hot donuts would be flying? Let's do one into a hand. Give me a hand. Hold your hand up if you want one. This guy right here. This is... I better do it again.

No, give it to him. Don't throw it back. Oh, he took a bite out of it. He took a bite out of it. That guy knows what he's doing. Let's try again. There you go. He took a bite out of it. That guy knows what he's doing. Christ, let's try again. There you go. All right, I'll do it nicely. What?

Can someone catch it in their mouth? That would be the... Why not donut munchkins? They're smaller, they're shaped like a ball. Yeah, you're right. You're right, that is the way to go. Well done. Like munchkins with a golf club.

Yeah. Chip shots. We get the minis sometimes. Those are fun. Sorry I hit you in thekins with a golf club. Yeah. Chip shots. We get the minis sometimes. Those are fun. Sorry I hit you in the shoulder with a donut, lady. It's your fault for crowding the plate, ma'am. But we just get what we get, you know? Like, there's no other donuts, right?

You crowd the plate, you know? The pitch is going, yeah. Oh, wait. Here we go. Little chin music. What is that? Little ones. Oh, jeez.

More ammo. Little ones? So like you can hit little midget people with them? What's that? We call them donuties. Oh, there you go. Now we're talking. Oh, this one's partial.

Frosted donuts. There's so many people that don't want one. That lady again, I'm sorry. She's constantly ducking. You're gonna get PTSD from a comedy show. This is what they should do at Pirates games. They should just have a donut cannon. I could see her walking into a Dunkin' Donuts. Just all jittery.

All right, you guys. Look at that. Nice. This is like watching you down at the pond. Yeah. Throwing donuts to the birds and the fish. I've been going about my career all wrong. People will let you just

hit them with food. I'm going to be honest with you. This is probably something you should do at the end. Because now I don't want to stop this at all. This is really exciting. I didn't throw anything.

I used to play baseball. I'll flashback and I'll try to take out somebody's eye. And that's not nice. So, Ian. Yes? Whenever you get an answer right during the games, we'll have you throw another donut. I'm pretty sure that's the last time I threw a donut. Because I'm not good at knowledge.

You never know. You never know what you know. I'm pretty sure that's how knowledge doesn't work. Yeah, it's weird. You never know how much knowledge you have. You know, because you like some movies, don't you? I do. I love movies.

Well, I ask everybody one question before we get to the game portion. And I'll just start with you, Ian. What was the last motion picture that you saw in any format? I seen Pirate Radio on HBO three nights ago. There's a lady

that's allergic to obscure movies. Wasn't that Nick Hornby? Didn't he write that? Oh, maybe. Yeah, I think so. I think he did. And it was... You should know.

It's about a radio station. Sure, yeah, we all start on pirate ships and eventually make our way to land. Those were formative days. Somalian pirate radio ship. Yeah, but they did that pirate radio for guys like you. Sure. You know, they sacrificed by going out on a boat and doing radio. That's right.

But did you like it? Was it good, Ian? I did like it. I laughed a lot, and it was a very interesting movie. There was beautiful women in it, and there was really funny lines in it. I really liked it. I remember liking it. I haven't seen it for a while. Apparently nobody else has seen it. Bill Nighy's in that movie, too, right?

He plays the same role in every one of those movies. The English actor who's in... Never mind. They're all English. I know they're all English. That English actor, well, that is not helping me in that movie because it was from England.

There's like one American, though. Isn't it like Philip Seymour Hoffman? Yeah, Philip Seymour Hoffman. Because they couldn't get Gaffigan. Have you noticed his movie career has picked up in the last couple of years

since the incident? that's okay. Gaffigan's doing much better, so I'm pretty sure Jim Gaffigan killed Philip Seymour Hoffman. Oh, he's, oh, I want to eat food.

Murder, murder, murder. Oh, thank you so much. I like this, this berry drink. This very berry. Oh, thank you so much. I like this berry drink. This very berry. Sorry, got my donut solid. Roy, what was the last movie you saw? That new X-Men, the bad one.

Like? Did you like it like it makes me not even want to go see Spider-Man like you ever just get like scorned by one movie that you go fuck that genre for a while like it's like that I'm gonna knock out Spider-Man because I got to because somebody will spoil

it for me but yeah the X-Men movie, I saw that. And then I saw the Ava DuVernay When They See Us on Netflix, which is a very good true story. That's it, man. I have a child. I don't have time. I get it. But that Netflix thing is like a series, right? Like a mini series, like only four or five episodes or something. Yeah, I got to watch that. It looks really good. Randy, what about you?

John C. Reilly has been so good at disappearing into his roles, and I felt like he's finally reached a level of exposure where I'm having a hard time separating Steve Brule from the role he's playing in the movie. Every time I see him, I just think Shake and Bake. Right. Like, every time I see John C. Reilly. Yeah, it's pretty good, but I also watched half of Putney Swope, because I've been meaning to watch that forever. Do you know that movie?

No. It was Robert Downey Sr.'s film that was like at the height of the black power movement. And he it was like this satirical take on like a takeover by all these like this black guy that worked for this company. And they go out and market all these products in this like very sort of bizarre way. It's like sort of avant-garde flick. And you've seen half of it. Yeah, but it was very funny. I highly recommend the half I saw.

So you're psyched to get back to that? I can't get, yeah. Next year I'll let you know how the second half is. Oh my God, that'd be so great to get an update. Yeah. That's how we rebuild. Finally we can find out if Putney Swope

is worth it from beginning to end highly recommend the 60 minute part yeah but yeah his father Robert

Downey Jr. he's very very interesting filmmaker and actor he appeared on camera quite a bit too yeah it's really

bizarre and he actually dubbed in all of the lines for the lead actor. And I can't remember the lead actor's name now, but he did a few episodes of Sanford and Son. But he did the voice of that black dude for the whole movie. And it's kind of disconcerting. What? Is this a prequel to Black Klansman? Or a reboot?

Or a black actor with a white voice actor Doing black voice Yeah so Robert Downey Sr. Does all of the dialogue And he has this voice And it's like this It's very bizarre And that was when America was great

Also I meant that other movie Sorry to bother you Right? Oh yeah Cause in that one White, Sorry to Bother You. Right? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because in that one, white guys pretend to do the black voices. Right. The guy from Oakland made that. I can't remember his name.

But yeah, it's a great flick. Boots Riley. Yeah. All right. Well, that's all the movies that you guys have seen. Lots of great recommendations in there. Let's chuck some donuts! Sorry, I hit you in the shoulder with a donut.

So let's move on to the part where I say, turn it off Bert, let the games begin! I've prepared some games and audience members have prepared some name tags and what I need each of you to do is go ahead and bring them out you guys

what I need each of you to do is select the name tag that you like the most because it's either because it's got something stuck to it that you like there's some candy on some of these or it's a movie you like. Or in some cases, it might

have your face on it. Does anybody have any of their faces on them? Should you pick somebody if by mistake you hit their girlfriend with a donut? Oh, that's a great reason. Great reason to pick him. So just go and physically get the name tag from the person you want to play

on behalf of. I like Nat and Al born killers. Nat and Al born killers. Nat and Al. But like Nat's Rao, but Nat and Al born killers. Did I say that right? Yeah. All right.

Fuck it. I'll represent. Do you want him to bring that down? Yeah. All right. Bring that down here. And Randy's going to go grab one while he does that. That's Nat. He's Al. we'll go back to a brief we'll go to a brief okay commercial message we'll be right back hey everybody i

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Let's see who everybody's playing for. Randy, who'd you grab? I'm playing for Nico, brother. Where art thou? Nico is the person's name. And he put all of our faces on the movie poster? I'm playing for Nico, brother. Where art thou? And he put all of our faces on the... Oh, he got everybody, yeah. Nico, brother, where art thou? Okay. What do you got, Ian?

I got Jeremy, myself, and Irene. I'm guessing you're Irene? You're not Irene, sir, are you? He's Jeremy, she's Irene. Are you Irene, ma'am? No, you're just a lady with a circle on her shoulder from a donut. That's where it didn't hit because it was missing in the middle.

I mean, if she didn't want to get hit by a donut, she wouldn't be sitting there. Yeah, right. It's a dumb place for a diabetic. That's quite the victim blaming. You wouldn't be sitting there if you didn't want to get hit. You're asking for it. I was doing a parody of victim blaming.

You take your nine toes and get out of here. All right, so let's check this out. There's a lot going on here. Nat and Al, born killers. So it's like two people made this? Nat and Al? Got a couple right there. Do you like that movie that it's based on? Is that why you picked it?

Yeah, I just like the effort. I like the artistic work. I like whatever the fuck sauce that is on the edge of the sign. Oh yeah, that's really, that's an interesting touch. Only an artist would add something like that. Is that instead of a signature?

Is that in lieu of signing? Simulate blood. Yeah, just showing you how hard it was to make. This is cardboard. It could cut you very badly. I bet you there's some artistic people in here pissed off right now. That's artistic? I don't have candy on mine.

Let's just throw it down on the ground. You said artistic. Where it deserves to be. Autistic. I bet you there's some mad autistic people. I'm like, dude, that was kind of harsh. Where's some autistic people who hated that choice? Autistic people hate that.

There's too many hugs. All right, just go ahead and put your name tags on the floor in front of you where I can see them. Name tags where I can see them, gentlemen. Sorry, sorry. No, that's good. That's good. I'll never forget Jeremy, myself, and Irene, or Nico, and Nat now. Those are the people that could win all of this stuff, including tickets to tonight's big show. I got a few games prepared.

What's up? I just made a noise, sorry. Oh, okay. Tourette's. Now the Tourette's people. Jesus. I have a touch of the Tourette's, so leave me alone. Or I'll yell at you for no reason. I feel like

the act of becoming a stand-up comic is you have a touch of Tourette's. Touch of Tourette's. Just for deciding that, oh, what I have to say is going to work. People are going to like it. When I talk, it's going to work out great. All right, this first game is called Live, Die, Repeat. It's so simple.

You don't have to know anything, really. I mean, you have to know a little bit but it helps to know you'll see what I mean I'm going to say the title of a movie the first person on stage who repeats back that title in its entirety and correctly wins the game

sorry Jeremy right I know everybody always looks at me like, is that it? And yes. That is it. I'm just going to say a title. And we have to say it back. Yeah. I'm going to say it slowly though.

And I'll start over every time somebody guesses. Here we go. And you guess as often as you want. There's no penalty for wrong answers. Just makes you look bad. Romancing the Stone. See that? I love a pre-guess, too.

Putney Swope. It is not Romancing the Stone. The odds of it being, I mean, if it were Putney Swope, I would quit. Just walk off the stage in a hail of donuts. That's a coincidence you can't continue after. Alright, here we go.

The title is Me Myself and Irene. Me and Dupree. No audience guesses. Me and and Dupree. No audience guesses. Me

and Earl and the real girl. Dying girl. Me. Me, Earl, and the dying girl. That's it. Me and Earl and the dying girl.

I don't like this game. I know. Has that movie been made yet? Guess why. Because I've never heard of it. Guess why I picked that movie. Because it was filmed here in Pittsburgh. That's right. Yes, sir. Rachel in that movie,

whoever she is, she's not Earl or the yeah, she's the dying girl, I guess. Her house is in Squirrel Hill. Yeah, right over there. And I say we all go there after the show. Is Rachel here? I saw a documentary about her. Is it about a girl from Pittsburgh

that gets hit in the shoulder by a donut and then later on finds out she's bleeding out through that donut hole? You're right. They haven't made that yet. But they should. All right. Randy gets to go first in our next game. Is it?

We don't get multiple movies to guess? No, it just happens. It's like being shot out of a cannon. You don't run over and jump back in. Hmm. Have you ever said that before? Never said that before. Oh my god.

And I'd admit it if I did. I've got a lot of running jokes, but that's not one of them. But this game lasts, each game takes a little longer as we go along. That was like kind of a warm up. And this one's called ABC Deez Nuts. This is a spelling game. We're going to spell something. I feel like we're back in the canon.

We're what? I feel like we're back in the canon because we're doing that again. Oh, I see. Yeah, yeah. You're about to get shot out again, buddy. Oh, no. But Randy gets to go first.

This one, we go one at a time. I will say to Randy a letter. He will say to me a movie that begins with that letter. If he can't think of one, he's out completely. But, you know, there me a movie that begins with that letter. If he can't think of one, he's out completely, but you know, there's a lot of movies for each letter. But the movies begin with the, that begins with a T.

And if you match the movie that I've written down ahead of time, then you win automatically. And a theme will emerge in the answers. And we're going to spell Squirrel Hill.

If squirrels could laugh, it would sound like that lady in the back. Oh, I wish that the listeners could have heard that, but she really is. She is in the back, so they might be missing out. Or it might just be one of those faces on the wall where you pull the string and it spits on you and laughs. Alright, so Squirrel Hill. The first letter, Randy. We'll go to Randy,

then Ian, then Roy. First letter is S, so all you gotta do is name a movie that begins with S and you're still in this thing. Steel Magnolias. Great answer. There's no reason for you to be able to foresee some sort of theme, so

you know, that's the best you could hope for. I went with Spider Man. Yeah. The next letter is Q for you, Ian. Any movie that begins with Q. Quiz show. Perfect.

Yeah. I almost passed out. I was so terrified. He asked a question. I'm like, I hate game shows. We're on it. It's terrifying. I went with Quest for Fire. We're on it. It's terrifying. I went with Quest for Fire.

Same thing. I know, right? That's a weird turn, but there's just not enough Q. Anyway, U is the next letter for Roy. Any movie that begins with U. Under Siege. Oh, that's a really good one.

Part two, the one everyone hates. Oh, shit. But if you go part two, Under Siege Oh that's a really good one Part 2 The one everyone Oh shit But if you go full If you go part 2 You gotta say the full title You gotta remember The rest of that Stuff after the colon

Oh bitch It's nothing to me Under Siege Dark Territory Yeah there you go Starring Morris Chestnut Yeah I'm pretty sure Steven Seagal

Got top billing, but yes. In the hood, they put Morris Chestnut on the poster. Yeah, and it was, you know, remember who played his daughter, who played Seagal's daughter? No. What's her nuts? Catherine Heigl. No. It's true!

I love this when I'm not asking questions. She played Gerard Depardieu's daughter in a movie once too and she was like

10 and wearing the horrible very revealing bathing suit that made me uncomfortable. I had to leave the movie

and take care of some things. I went with Uly's Gold for you. Uly's Gold. People probably don't even know What that's about Peter Fonda

Yeah it is Good job And he's An audience member Who said beekeeper You guys You know your shit Back to you Randy

I Interspace Oh so close Cause I went with Infestation. R. Ian? Rambo. Yeah.

That's always a safe answer. I believe Rambo 4 or 5 was just called Rambo. I went with Return of the Fly. Oh, come on. I know. Then of the Fly. Oh, come on. I know. Then there's a second R, Roy.

Ronin. I like that. I picked Raiders of the Lost Ark. E. Back to Randy. E? Every which way but loose. Thank you very much.

What if I had written down every which... I'll be naming other Clint Eastwood movies after the show. Left turn, Clyde. What if I had written down every which way you can? Because it's any which way you can. That would have been a sad... Oh. Either way, though, I didn't write down either or any.

I wrote eight-legged freaks. L to Ian. Oh, no. You can do it. I got relaxed, and now I freaked out now. Just start to say, just go, luh, and then finish it. Yes. Oh my God.

I came from your gut. I know. Pretty sure I've got an ulcer after that one. You tightened up your core and launched it. Yeah, stop using your brain. Use your gut. H is an excellent. Oh, for L, I went with larva. Same. Larva.

So, you know, we got... So far, all these movies have, like, bugs and spiders in them and stuff. Yeah, I like to, you know, point it out. H. Honey, I shrunk the kids. That's a... I should have done that. I should have shrunk the kids.

No, I went with Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. I, Randy. In the Loop. I like that movie. It's a great flick. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. L is your letter. L?

You already had one L. I don't think they did La Bamba 2. The Aftermath. I don't think they did La Bamba 2. The aftermath. Story kind of concludes. Yeah. La, la, la. You just said it. I mean, literally. La, la, la.

La, la, la. La, la. La, la. La, la. La, la, la. La, la. LA story? Yes. La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La Rodney D'Angerville. That's a good one, too. Kids playing soccer. Girls. Girls soccer team. The Lady Bugs.

But there's one, he brings in a ringer that's a boy and he puts a wig on him. It's very forward thinking. Let's remake that one. Go out there and play. We're all going to use the same bathroom. One more L for Roy. Oh, yeah. Give him L, Roy. Oh, yeah. Give him L, Roy.

Lion King. It's the Lion King. It's not Lion King? Okay, I'll take it. No, no, that's fine, because I had L.A. Confidential in my back pocket. Oh, that's another good one, yeah. I couldn't think of another L movie that had anything to do with bugs or, you know,

spiders or snakes, so I just said ladybugs again. And nobody won, but everybody survived. You're all going to the final round. Can I just mention that lady's furious? She's taking her candy off her pegboard over there. She's like, I'm not playing, I'm eating it. Don't throw it at that

diabetic lady over there. What kind of candy you got on there? Yeah, what? Name one. What's the best one? Whoa. Starts with an S. Get that shit out of here.

What else? Hey, toss one of those up here. Oh, bottles? No, thanks. Don't throw bottles at us. Oh, God. All right. Is that Dunkin' Donuts empty?

No. Randy, do you want to throw one? Come on, Randy. Chuck it harder, that one lady. We didn't have you throw one after you said me and Earl and the Dying Girl. Oh, that was nice. You skipped it across the crowd like it was a lake and a rock. My dad took me donut throwing as a kid.

Skipping donuts across the lake. Yeah, you know. Crowd, pond, what's the difference? Before he went for coffee, my dad took me as a kid. Skipping donuts across the lake. Yeah, you know. Crowd, pond, what's the difference? Before he went for coffee, my dad took me for a donut. All right, let's determine a winner today because somebody needs to go out of here, walk out of here with all these prizes. And to do that, we're going to play a round of Last Man Stanton.

For Jeremy! This is for... Yeah, you're playing for Jeremy. I am going to go into the audience. Pre-selected people via the internet are going to give me a suggestion of the name of an actor or actress. And then we're going to start with Randy.

I like to play along on this one, but I cannot win. I'm just here as a spoiler. So we'll start Randy. Then it goes to me, then Roy, then Ian. We just have to name movies that person was in. If you can't think of one, you're out. But you each have one lifeline. You can go to your name tag owner one time for assistance.

Get ready, Jeremy. Yeah. And I think you should go early. That's what I tell people, is get help from an audience member early and then hang in there longer is how I think it should work. I can't concentrate that sound.

Kidding. Do what you want. It's just funny to me that you're angry. Yeah. There's a lot of crinkling coming from over there. But that is smart. When your name tag doesn't get chosen, you don't have to buy food here at the club.

You just sit there and eat your snacks. You should have thought about that before. I don't know. I'm just happy I don't have to name a movie after a letter again. So happy about that. Oh, my goodness. Panic attack. Well, you're going to panic again, probably.

Son of a bitch. Let's go to the Dave Hart. Where's he at? Hey, dude. What do you do? I work with autonomous vehicles. You work with what kind of vehicle? Self-driving cars.

Self-driving cars? It's one of the test cities for Uber. Oh, how's it going? We're still trying. We're still trying. Didn't one of them hit a lady or something here? That is like the great campaign slogan. I have a serious question about the self-driving cars and stuff.

Are y'all concerned about people fucking in the cars? Like after last call? Oh, okay. All right. Oh, they're just empty at this point. It's just an autonomous car. But once it's a thing, you're going to try to get it out there to the public. Is that what people

are going to do with it? Why would you get a hotel if you could get a self-driving Uber to just pull up? You just bang on the bridge. Yeah, but people are going to go out

at Solo, too, if they're just sitting there alone. That one guy that worked for the pirates. Yeah. That's he's going to be overwhelmed. That was like a not tell it pirates. Yeah. That scene's going to be overwhelming.

That was like a not-tell-it-out-loud story. Oh, yeah. You'll be sitting at a green light. You'll be sitting at a green light going, why won't this jerk-off go? Oh, my goodness. I had no idea. No, that's okay.

It wasn't totally public knowledge, but it is now. All right, Dave, so you get to be the person who suggests a name today for us to play in this game. Jake Gyllenhaal. He's going Gyllenhaal, Jake. Now, this is the part where I look at the panelists. Ian does not look confident. I think that Randy could do some Gyllenhaals. How do you feel,

Roy? I'm good for about four. Okay. Do I have to be on the nose down to the colon dark territory of the title? Yeah, but Gyllenhaal doesn't have any of those. He's never in sequels.

Except for the first movie he's in, I think, is a classic after the colon. And I'll say it when it gets to me. But let's get a second name, right? Maggie Gyllenhaal. Let's make it... No. Please, no.

Yeah, Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard. Let's get the whole family. No, but let's go to... Where's Lyra the Russian? Hello. Hey. Did I say that right? Lyra?

Lyra. Lyra? The Russian? L-E-R-A, the Russian. Yeah, so if you've ever wanted to meet the Russian, here she is. Any questions, guys, for the Russian? Yes. Can you keep your fingers out of

the voting booth? Because those cars would be finished by now. Yeah, Lera, keep out of it. Lara. Lara, Lara. You're voting for her. What do you do for a living, Lara?

I work for Section 8 Housing. Section 8 Housing. As a Russian? Dope. That's very nice of you. And what's your suggestion for today? Bill Murray. Bill Murray. All right. Bill Murray all right that's it

I'm closing it down it's Bill Murray or Jake Gyllenhaal I don't believe they've ever worked together but I could be surprised at some point like I said you got one lifeline guys so use it wisely and if your lifeline craps out on you we have a special thing where you can pull out your phone and call a celebrity. You have to call the most famous person you think will pick up the phone and answer the question. Kenny G? Yeah. Yeah.

You're fucking calling Kenny G. This is a job for Kenny Gorlick, if there ever was one. I can't talk right now. It's daytime. I'm flying. I have to get as many miles in as I can before the sun starts to fall. Every superhero has an Achilles, you know?

This is the saxophone. Yeah. I can't believe how many Kenny G fans are here. You leave that saxophone out of this. That guy with the P on his shirt over there? That's because he's a Kenny G fan. He's dyslexic. Yeah, no, he's just Just put a P on his shirt so no one will know

No one will ever guess That it's for Kenny G Does the P just mean Pittsburgh? Yeah, that's the Pirates logo Oh, it is? That's a logo? Yeah It's there in Stiggy It's not the official logo

That one on the hat, I get that one It's the same logoiggy. It's not the official logo. That one on the hat. I get that one. It's the same logo. Did you make that yourself? No. No? Where'd you go? Did you go to the Pittsburgh store?

Knockoffs in the strip district. Knockoffs in the strip district, whatever that means. Sounds like an area I need to go to. It's a yellow P. You can do it however you can. I know. You don't pay full price for one fucking letter on your shirt. It's a yellow piece. You can do it here. Get it however you can. I know. You don't pay full price for one fucking letter

on your shirt. That's a smart man. The Pirates guy was too busy jerking off to come up with a more intricate logo. I understand the Penguins logo. He's got the hockey puck

and he's wearing skates. You don't want to get that bootleg. That's fucking weird. It'd be a walrus. Walrus with... Isn't that the Penguins logo? What's that guy's shirt say?

Ventura? California Ventura? Holy shit, dude. Is that a knockoff? Are you from Ventura? Because that's what you have to wear, right? You have to wear your town on your shirt just in case you get lost. That's why his shirt says, oh, hello.

He's from, hello, Ohio. Oh, my shirt. Oh, hello. I don't know where I'm from. Please get me home. We got the Italian. Is that an Italian soccer kit right there? Yes, cheap.

Yes. I thought she was a Beetlejuice fan at first. Or just came from Foot Locker. Alright. Okay, so we gotta play this game. Alright, so like I said, Randy's gonna start us off, and then it'll go to me, and we'll just go around

naming movies with the great Bill Murray and the you know also pretty good Jake Gyllenhaal so the whiskey's starting to hit me I got questions can we pick either actor at any time throughout the contest or do we do

Gyllenhaal to exhaustion and then... So I can pull me the bucket at any time. We should get Kenny G on the phone right now. The strategy is to save your most obscure ones, if you can remember, for later.

Because if you say those early, it's not stopping anybody. Got that, Ian? No, I'm out. Sorry, Jeremy. Go ahead, Randy. Stripes. Who's in that? Bill Murray.

Should we point so we know which bucket we're looking? Wait, what do you mean? The Bill Murray or the... They're both over there, though. Yeah, you don't have to point. One's a Russian. I was just joking around. I mean, I think most of these will know which one was in it. I don't remember Bill Murray and Brokeback Mountain.

Nice. So what's the rotation? One, two, three? Yeah, it's you now. Let's go Ghostbusters. Okay. That makes it easy for Ian. Ghostbusters 2. We're still in this, Jeremy. You can't stop us, Russian.

Randy? Meatballs. Uh-huh. Are you ready for the summertime? A whole lot of food on the route. Oh my god, will you really sing the theme song of every... Okay, uh, Caddyshack? Hmm. Ah, well, okay. Roy? Nightcrawler. Oh, yeah. Do you like that? Okay.

I like that movie. I recommend it to people when they come back to me going, please don't ever talk to me. Please stop. Charlie's Angels. Oh, nice.

We're still in it, Jeremy. Whatever you do, don't go full throttle. Too late. I got way too confident. Randy? Moonrise Kingdom. Oh, okay.

I like the box that opens up. Might as well bang out some of those, right? I'll go all the way back to Rushmore. Roy. Prince of Persia. Oh, God damn it. Right? There's some stupid extra words in there.

Fans of time. Wow. Let's see if he can figure it out. Based on an audience member saying the words. The Prince of Persia's Sands of Time. Yes, you did it. Nice pull. I don't want to bring it up, but I'm pretty sure a black guy helped you. I don't want to bring it up, but I'm pretty sure a black guy helped you.

I'm calling you the Prince of Poolsia, because that was a good pull. Ian? Oh, no. I was too busy being funny, and then I forgot. We got Moonrise Kingdom and Rushmore. People are just saying them now. That guy was wrong when he did it. So don't repeat that by continuing.

We're going to play this game for a while. Garfield. Say anything yet. Garfield. Very good. I'd walk out too. It's been halfway through the show. I've got to comb my hair.

We're going to... Randy. We're the Buffalo Realm. Uh-huh. That's right. An early Bill Murray one that wasn't well received. What's his name? Hunter Thompson.

I'm going to go with Garfield 2 colon A Tale of Two Kitties. How do you know this shit? Because that is too stupid to not know Back to you, Roy You can go to your lifeline

Doesn't hurt to use it early Because, you know Might jumpstart some ideas We're good Let's go to Nat now No? No, not yet, Nat jumpstart some ideas. We're good. Let's go to Nat now. No? No, I don't know. No, not yet, Nat now. Settle down, Nat now. End

of watch. Yes. Now, you like that one. That was a solid answer. Okay, good. I like that one. Is that when the iPhone came out and people stopped using watches? and watches. You're right. Just turn away.

What do you got, Ian? Lost in translation. Look at you! I'm out. You're still in dude Randy Jarhead I mean I got a high and tight haircut but there's no reason to

call names this one's super fun too and I meant to say it early on but I'm glad I saved it Jake Gyllenhaal's, one of his first appearances in motion pictures was in... Oh, fuck.

Oh, I feel like I'm going to fuck it up, but here goes. City Slickers 2, The Search for Curly's Gold. You nailed it. Somebody in the back went, wrong. I'm going to go with... Wait, it's Legend and not Search? You're sure?

They're not searching for it? They're just sitting around talking about what a legend it is? They're not searching for it They're just sitting around talking about what a legend it is You nailed a Tale of Two Kitties Yeah Fuck you oh hello Son of a bitch Alright back to you Roy

Day after tomorrow Well There's no fucking colon What's before day tomorrow. Mm-hmm. Well. Don't. There's no fucking colon. What's before day? What do you mean before day?

Yesterday. The day before tomorrow? Yeah. No, no. You're fucking with me. You're so close.

I was right. I was right. It's just called It's frozen. It's ice and shit. It's just called day after tomorrow. That's I was right. It's just called Day After Tomorrow? That's what I said. It's not a specific Day After Tomorrow? You think it's

a Day After Tomorrow? The next Day After Tomorrow? The Day After Tomorrow? It's just... The? Yeah, there's a fucking the on there. I'm pretty sure. Well, that's why, you know,

that's why you give another chance. You don't just say wrong. You say, you know, full title. They call the people of Jeopardy that fuck with you for fucking up. Ian. Kingpin. Oh, look at you.

That's really good. That's another Pennsylvania movie. I only know Ben Martin. Groundhog Day. Yes. Yes. Seems obvs. That might have helped Roy a little bit.

What do you think, Roy? Looking back on all those Bill Murrays. Recently, lots of character actor work from that gentleman. We named Moonrise Kingdom and Rushmore. Shh. Shh. Don't know why people still want to say answers.

I think they just got really fucked up and came down here and don't know what's happening. Like at their AA meetings, they can say all the answers they want. You haven't gone to Nat and Al yet. No. It's not my turn. It isn't?

No. It's your turn. I said, what do you got, Roy? I fucked up on the Legend of Curly's goal. Which I still think is search. Stay in the game. Stay in the goal. Which I still think is search. Oh, that's so nice of you. Oh, thanks. Oh, in that case. Name a movie. You're still in this shit. Okay, I'll go with, if I'm still in it,

I'll say Zombieland. Yeah. Bill Murray. He was in Zombieland. Yeah. Bill Murray. He was in Zombieland? Ask himself. It's a great turn. It's a great moment. Spider-Man Far From Home. Whoa.

Who's in that? Gyllenhaal's in that? Oh, he's like the bad guy? I don't watch trailers anymore. I just go see the fucking movie. Okay, cool. We'll see it. Yeah, it opens in a couple days.

I feel like if it's already on IMDB, the shit counts. I feel like you're right. Ian? Oh. Do you want to go to your lifeline? Can I go to my lifeline? Yeah, where's, where are they at?

Where's Jeremy and Irene? Jeremy speaking. Bubble boy. Bubble boy. He's got the internet We're up here alone You could have clapped for us after a couple answers That was a dick move Thank you bud It's not the adventures of

It's just straight up Bubble Boy Didn't mean to hit your lady with a donut The legend of Bubble Boy I wish it was The legend of Bubble Boy. I wish it was The Search for Bubble Boy. Randy? Donnie Darko. Yes, Donnie Darko. Oh.

Okay. I feel like the locals are getting all the applause. I'm going to go with Demolition. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck you. That was my fucking ace in the hole. Was it?

Fuck. That was my Gyllenhaal obscure fucking none of these three fucks will know it movie. Shit. Yeah, I fucks. All right. So I got to burn my life aquatic with Steve Zissou now. Oh, that is a good one. I didn't want to burn it yet, though.

Well, if I can tell you, fuck you, then I'm going to fucking go to you, motherfucker. Fucking son of a fucking bitch. Didn't think any of these freaking dicks would have that fucking one. So Ian's out? Ian's out. Okay. Wait, aren't you allowed to call somebody famous in your phone? I don't have no Kenny G's lying around my phone book.

Well, that's also if your lifeline fails you. Nikki Sixx is not going to know anything. We don't have time for everybody to be making calls. Randy? I can't remember what I was going to... So many. It was like strategy. Like, which what I was going to... So many. It was like strategy. Which one am I going to burn?

Yeah. Quick change. Oh, yes. Quick change. That's good. I'm going to say The Dead Don't Die in theaters now. Yeah. Back to Roy. Nat now.

Lifeline time. Nat now. Give me one. You got this. Wait, your name's not Nat or Al. People are dying to fucking yell out. Why'd you think it was your turn, lady? Squirrel town, shut up.

Did you hear what she said? No. Okay, we didn't hear it, so let's just go to Nat or Al or both. Oak jaw. Oak jaw. Ooh, deep cut. Yeah, a Netflix movie where Gyllenhaal gives

a wacky performance, I'm told. I haven't seen it. It's great. Bong Joon-ho. Okay. Yeah, Bong Joon-ho to you, too.

All right. Skipping Ian. Moo. Moo. Randy. Royal Tenenbaums. Yes. The Royal Tenenbaums. You know, there's a lot of things you guys know about me.

You know that I like musicals, that I love movies, and I think you also probably know that I like musicals, that I love movies, and I think you also probably know that I love dogs. Is that must love dogs? No, Isle of Dogs. Oh, Isle of Dogs. Is it Gyllenhaal in Must Love Dogs? What? No, that's

John Cusack. Does anybody say Caddyshack yet? Yeah. Anybody say Caddyshack 2 yet? Why would he be in that? Jake Gyllenhaal was in it. Jake Gyllenhaal classic, Caddyshack 2. He's alright.

He's alright. Give me a 10 second countdown. 10 seconds. Here we go. Eight seconds. Does he know? Four seconds. Ghostbusters remake with Melissa McCarthy.

Yes! Yes! I thought the first time somebody said Ghostbusters, with Melissa McCarthy. Yes! Yes! I thought the first time somebody said Ghostbusters, they meant that one. Ah, cha-cha-ba-oh! Son of a bitch! Yeah, that is fucked up. That is the same name

exactly. I just fucking hit it. You're more like Durant on one leg. It should have been called Ghostbusters, colon, here we go again. Randy. Broken Flowers. Listen to this guy.

What the fuck movies do you watch? That's another Jim Jarmusch. You were laughing when I said Putney Swope earlier. It's like you got a spastic colon or something. Broken Flowers is another Jim Jarmusch movie, and he just did The Dead Don't Die with him, and he also did Coffee and Cigarettes. With RZA and the GZA.

Some answers remind you of other movies. I like pulling like these Turner Classic movies. No. There's no way Jim Jarmusch is on Turner Classic movies. I'll put a spell on you. Stranger Than Paradise. Bill Murray. Yep.

You got this. So many movies. A lot of Gyllenhaals. He's in all the movies. So many that you forget. Right? Half of the fucking movies. It's tough when you're on the spot.

I don't know, man. Fucking Rookie of the Year. Taking care of business. I had just some shit with the Cubs in it. Right? He should be in some shit with the Cubs in it.

I'm out. Okay. I'm out. Does he like even show up in that Fever Pitch movie? No. I'm sorry. Yeah.

Should watch more. The irony is that I'm good friends with Brian Dore Murray. Like that's like. You know what's stupid? I'm in a movie with Bill Murray and I didn't even name it.

Oh, shit. Bitch. I know which one. Don't say it yet. Don't say it yet. Let's see what Randy's got. I'm so mad. Randy and Doug, the showdown.

Tootsie. What? Oh, yeah. Yeah, Tootsie. Bill Murray and Ian Bagg co-star in Cradle Will Rock. Nobody saw it. No? Truth. Oh, yeah.

Truth. Yeah, okay. Truth, who wants to touch me? Don't say no. Not you, yeah. Truth. Yeah, okay. Truth, who wants to touch me? Don't say no. Not you, Russian. You go see some opera stars. All right, back to you. Sorry, ballet stars.

Sorry, ballet stars. Scrooged. This is intense. I can't believe this is happening. Larger than life. That's the elephant movie? Yeah. Fuck.

All right. Operation Dumbo Stop. I don't want to burn the lifeline just yet. Oh, what the fuck? I haven't done it. All right, Nico. You still got the lifeline? Look at you go.

Look at you go. Nico. He's going to Nico. Osmosis Jones. Osmosis Jones. Osmosis Jones. Thank you, Nico. Well played. Nice work.

Space jam. Seriously, he was in it? Yeah. Who did he find? The Razor's Edge. Oh! Damn it. Oh. Oh. Oh! Damn it. Oh.

Oh. Oh, motherfucker. What was that one? Oh, St. Vincent. St. Vincent. But MacArthur. Damn. What's the Jake Gyllenhaal movie

filmed in Pittsburgh where he dates Anne Hathaway and she has... That's not how this game is played. Love and other drugs. That's not how this game is played. Describe the title. That's the name of that game.

I said it. I already said it. So I can't use that one? No, because you can't also ask us what answer you should. I had the internal monologue just kind of came out. It wasn't an actual plea. We'll keep it inside. You want to go with Love and Other Drugs?

Fuck! Don't stop it. I don't understand what people are getting about how we're going to finish this game, and then you can go home and yell out anything you want. Get out, sir. That guy, he's thinking of yelling out, so he's just saving all of us. Now he's going to go in the green room.

Hey, that's comics only, buddy. Drop a deuce. Oh man, he was going to leave such a steamer in there. He looked like he had movie knowledge too. He did. He did. You want to describe anything else?

What's that movie that that one guy named Bill Murray's in? I'm almost ready to tap out. I'm going to be pissed. Don't be pissed. You did great I play this all the time I came in second place He's not in the

Grand Budapest Hotel What's that? Grand Budapest Hotel That's correct Alright That's what Somebody yelled out In the back earlier

That most people didn't hear Alright So you're still in it And you're about to lose If I could think of one more You're still in it. And you're about to lose. If I could think of one more. What's on that paper over there? Answers.

No, just everything everybody's said so far. Which is kind of a form of cheating, because if you can see it. Some of my guests, Sam Levine likes to write them down as we play. It makes it easier for them. Have you ever lost? Oh yeah, I lose all the time. Because I say search instead of legend. I get fucked by my own rules.

Do you get mad and take your movies home? Taking all the movies and going home no movies for anyone I said VCR oh you know what fantastic Mr. Fox I was trying to yeah I'm sorry sorry to do that to you Randy

really thought it was yours. The only thing I got is, I'm not sure, was Gyllenhaal in Celebrity? Oh, the Woody Allen movie? Yeah. Can't be confirmed. If there were only some way to find it.

I'm the winner. But Randy is really the winner, everybody. Give it up for Randy Bowman the winners are the children where's Nico at get Nico all this stuff two bags for Nico here's another bag for Nico

where's Nico at you gonna come get your stuff Nico he's coming there he is. There's Nico. All right. Right on. One for one.

Congratulations, man. All right, there you go. Sweet beer, bro. Good job, dude. Get him with a donut. Appreciate it. Get one of them donuts. Hit Nico.

Yeah, go ahead. One more donut. Let's do this. Last donut. Hit his ass. Move and target. Move and target. Oh, look at that.

Oh. That was meant for no one Oh Nico wasn't He's back in his seat now Damn It was like It was like skeet shooting Yeah pass it

Pass it to Nico Like duck hunt Notice the Russian Didn't even flinch No soul Those Russians No soul Where's Nico at?

Where's Nico? Raise your hand Alright, this is coming for you, Nico Ready? Holy shit Oh my god Sorry, lady Sorry, lady

You got a guy in a dick Pass it back to Nico There's more donuts here No, those are gross Look at those Chocomize is six pack Fascinating podcast listening Look at donuts

all right let's do some plugs and then we'll get out of here randy thank you so much for having this festival yes it's dve comedy fest thank you for having me on the podcast stage as the only show on the podcast stage. I'm honored. Yeah. The whole stage just for me. And we built it for you. Thank you. Yeah. And what else you got to plug? Well, you can always listen to the DB morning show here in Pittsburgh on iHeartRadio. And tonight, of course, this won't apply to anybody who's listening, but people in the audience, we still have the show with Bill Burr, Billy Gardell, Roy Wood Jr., Jessica Kirsten, and Ian Beck. There's like two seats left in the huge arena.

Like, it's really very close to sold out. So grab them if you still want to go and you didn't win tickets tonight. Hey, is Nico going to go? Are you going, Nico? Yeah, for sure. And you got three friends that are going with you? Yeah. That's beautiful.

Yeah. All right. You worked it all out already? How'd you do it? With knowing glances? Do you even know those people at your table? Are they going? Them shits don't stop up already.

Yeah, right? Lethal ain't shit. Sold. Ian Bagg, what do you got to plug? What's going on? My name is Ian Bagg, and you can find me at ianbagg.com. I-A-N-B-A-G-G.com. I have a podcast about owning a house.

That's what I have a podcast. It's called Ian Bagg Bought a House. And I talk to contractors from all around the world. And let me make all the mistakes in renovating things for you. That's what my podcast is. That sounds very helpful. Roy Wood Jr. I'm on the daily show most nights

talking shit. So again, if that's not your cup of tea. The Russian hates that. Comedycentral.com and YouTube for This Is Not Happening, for which I hosted the last two seasons. So some good quality comedians telling real stories. If you're in the podcast, and I know you'll be into some of these long-form stories

that the comedians do, so check that out. It's all free. Oh, really? Yeah, that's It's all free. Oh, really? Yeah, that's how YouTube is free. Oh, that's true. I didn't write anything else down to talk about that's coming up for me, so just go to my website

and figure out where I'm going to be at. I guess I'll say it again. Dayton on Wednesday. You guys ever do a show on the night before 4th of July? I am, yes. Yeah, where are you

going to be at? I'm at the Hermosa Beach Comedy Match Club. Oh, well, that's going to be sweet there. That's a Hermosa. That's a tough one. 4th of July

and Super Bowl Sunday. Those are terrible performance days. I like the challenge. Yeah, you can't do a show on the 4th, but even the 3rd, people are getting ready to go do their weekend, their thing.

It's outside. Can I mention something to the Russian? July 4th is the Independence Day. Where we finally split from Canada. where we finally split from Canada. So yeah, come out and see me in Dayton. And thank you again to this festival, to the improv,

to all you guys for coming out, wearing all these crazy costumes, shirts with words on them. And one more time for all of my guests, Randy Bowman, Ian Bagg, Roy Wood Jr. As always, positive energy! Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky There's no room in his heart for you Because Doug loves movies