Doug Loves Movies - Samm Levine and Scott Aukerman Guest

Episode Date: January 12, 2009

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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds with 50 azepop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies! Hey! Hey everybody! Here we are once again on a cold Tuesday night in Los Angeles, and everybody came into the UCB Theater to not have to stand out in line out in front of the theater waiting for the comedy Death Ray Show, which is very popular on Tuesday nights, and I Shanghai that audience for my podcast, I love movies, but it's always pretty entertaining, right,

to watch before Death Ray. And then tonight is who's, how many people are staying for UCB Sketch or CDR Sketch? I said it wrong. I fucked it up. CDR Sketch starts tonight, and that's more of an experimental,

like, sketch show that's more of an experimental sketch show that's going to be after Death Ray every Tuesday at the UCB Theater. So if you're in town, if you live here or you're visiting, come check it out. And I went to see Milk. I almost called it Harvey Milk. Which would probably be, I don't know, that'd probably be a better title for it than just milk.

Because, you know, there's going to be an occasional child or a fat person that wonders where their cookies are. But I think it's fun. For me, this is how I entertain myself. When I bought my ticket for milk at the box office, I asked for a ticket to MILF.

And those people at the box office, they're amazing, those people. Box office people, they don't bat an eye when you mispronounce the name of the movie. I'd like one for Benji Button, please. And they just give it to you. They don't care. And recently, Patton Oswalt, my good friend, wrote to me via email. Or maybe it was Twitter.

I don't remember. And he said, no, it was email because Twitter is public. He said, here's a joke you should use. He says, I'll never use it. He essentially gave it to me, but I feel weird saying it and acting like it's mine when Patton's the one who came up with it. So tonight I'm going to give Patton full credit, and then henceforth, whenever I say it, I will not mention him.

So only comedy nerds will be privy to the fact that it wasn't written by me. But I saw The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, and just a little ways into it, I was like, I'm getting too young for this shit. Thank you, Padden. Let's bring out our guests, shall we, for an exciting, spirited round of movie chat. This first gentleman, you probably know because he is one of the co-founders of the comedy Death Ray here at the UCB Theater every Tuesday night. Please welcome Scott Aukerman, everybody.

He's not just an impresario. Not just a show, what do you call it? Not runner, but show faggot? Yeah, he's not just a show faggot. He's also a comedian. And speaking of show faggots,ots no doesn't make any sense at all um my other guest tonight he was he was you were both on the in separate episodes i believe in the uh earlier season of uh i love movies and he's back because i love him i just want to put him in my pocket and walk around uh That would explain your tiny boner.

Hold me closer, tiny... Alright. You know him from such amazing motion pictures as Pulse and Not Another Teen Movie. And the actually amazing TV show Freaks and Gigs. Ladies and gentlemen, Sam Levine is here.

Oh, look at that. Comes out with the hero hands. Is that what you'd call that? After that introduction, how could I not? I'd call it the hero hands. The best intro ever. You're like the guy who invented the Hulk hands. You invented hero hands.

Should you describe those for the podcast? Hulk hands are those giant green hands. Not the Hulk hands, the Hulk hands. You invented hero hands. Should you describe those for the podcast? Hulk hands are those giant green hands. Not the Hulk hands. The hero hands. He came out with his... Oh, yeah. He came out with his... Clasped hands.

I think everyone would know hero hands if they heard it. Shaking them waist high. He walked out with... Waist high? No, they were over his head. My waist. Way above my head. How dare you?

How dare you? Will Chamberlain. Everything he does is over my head. But I don't think that doesn't make much sense, but I still said it. There's no take-backs on this podcast. No edits. Nappy New Year! Doug?

Are you? Oh, okay, me. I thought you were suggesting to the listener to go ahead and go to sleep. Yes. Let's have a nappy new year. Let's all retire and listen to the podcast in our sleep. That's what I do. Sam, what do you got in the can?

What's coming out? All right. Motion picture wise. Well, I'm working on a film right now in Berlin called Inglourious Bastards. You're in Berlin right now? Yeah, Scott jumped on that. You're plotting a movie that's not yet finished. But I concur.

Why do you think you're in Berlin right now? That is, Doug, that is what we call movie speak. When actors are back and forth from a city, they're like, I'm not really here. This production is so fancy. It's so fancy. They fly you back and forth? Yes.

Or they're so irritated with you being on the set that they say, here's so fancy. They fly you back and forth. Yes. Or they're so irritated with you being on the set that they say, here's a plane ticket. We'll see you when we shoot your scene where you get killed. They're irritated

with my movie speak because I'm like, who's, where are we lensing this, this pic? And it's the new, tell me if I pronounced these right,

Tarantino? Uh, Tarantino? Tarantino. It's his new movie. Quentin Tarantino. And it's the new tell me if I pronounced these right Tarantino Tarantino Tarantino it's his new movie Quentin Tarantino and it's called Inglourious Bastards and it stars

Benjamin Button Bastards and it stars Benjamin Button but he stays the same age throughout he remains the same age throughout this film

actually I think he ages gradually like one day at a time so it's a he's in AA I saw him on Oprah recently and he has the inglorious master's mustache

that he just wears publicly but never says the words this is a mustache for a movie I'm working on it just looks like he's wearing a weird mustache. I believe he said it on the Charlie Rose show. Oh, he did. Well, they get more in-depth there. They do.

They do. Oprah never asks, what's with the facial hair? Right. Charlie Rose will get up in your shit about stuff like that. Well, remember when he made himself look like he was 11 and he was too impressed for the last movie? That was really a heady joke. too impressed for the last movie that was really i was going with the benjamin button yeah he didn't come out as an 11 year old did not work

but my point is he came out in a little short shorts and a little whirly whirly hat a whirly hat and he did i'm benjamin buttons he did the hero hands yeah uh hat hero hand. But when I saw him on Oprah, I was like, forget about the curious case of Benjamin Mutton. What's with the mysterious mustache? What's with the pedophile-like mustache? Yeah, it's a weird mustache. Yeah.

So what do you play in the, can you tell us what you play in the movie? I play PFC Hirschberg. That's private first class for you non-military folks listening. Which is all of us. Not anyone in the room. Clearly you guys are all hip. Which is every one of us. We're all non-military.

Okay. Non-coms. Yeah, non-coms. I play a Jewish American soldier. Big stretch there. Certainly the soldier part. Would they even let you in? Did it sound not real when I said big stretch? Did it sound

sarcastic? You're more likely to get on a ride at Magic Mountain than in the Army, I would think. Look, man. You really are a tickled penguin with that joke. Oh, god damn it. I enjoy it because the too tall to get on the ride thing is so hacky, and yet I still said it with such aplomb. Do you give Jimmy Pardo this amount of crap? I threw it out The too tall to get on the ride thing is so hacky, and yet I still said it was such a plumb.

Do you give Jimmy Pardo this amount of crap? I threw it out there. Jimmy Pardo is a good half a head taller than you. Jimmy Pardo is a good half a head shorter than I said. No. Well, all right. One inch, if that. He's one inch shorter than you? Yeah.

That's amazing. We have photos to prove this. You guys carry it differently. Have you ever worked with Rhea Perlman? How does C measure up? Oh, shit. People are leaving.

Big Rhea Perlman fan over there. Big Rhea Perlman fan. Oh, no. Yep. We lose him like that. She's my tiny mom. Carla, I'm out.

One riff at a time, fellas. It's okay. So, do you have any questions about his Quentin Tarantino movie? I hear the script was rife with spelling errors Is that correct? It was, it was Because Quentin typed it up on a typewriter Like, that's the original draft from like 10 years ago

Oh, 10 years ago 10 years ago Before computers Before computers I was getting all frustrated I hate people that like I'm gonna write it on a typewriter Oh, ten years ago. Ten years ago. Before computers. Before computers. I was getting all frustrated. I hate people that are like, I'm going to write it on a typewriter. Like, fuck you.

Just use a goddamn computer. Are you talking to me right now? Yeah, yeah. Because I know you do that every day. I used to type on a typewriter. You think you're what's-his-name? Who is the guy that at the end of every one of his shows, he's typing and then it comes out? Stephen Jay Cannell. That's the one.

Rip Tide. Have you ever been on a Stephen Jay Cannell show? I don't think so. You don't think so? That's a firm grasp of your own career. Have you ever been on a Norman Lear show? No. Wait, maybe. No. Norman Lear show? No. Wait, maybe.

No. No. Okay. No. I'll think of some more and I'll get back to you. You know, there's not a lot of questions about my career coming this way. Yes. Let's talk more about you.

What are you playing in Glorious Bastards? Watcher. Maybe. Do you have any movies coming out? No. Roles in movies coming out? No Roles in movies? No Nothing

Should we talk about how you were Michael Caine's stunt double in Austin Powers? Yes please Okay Let's talk about that It wasn't stunt double It was just double It was just about how amazingly similar you look to him I like to call it

When your back is to camera Yes And he's in the Bahamas The strangest audition I ever had where basically I came in and thought I was playing the young Michael Caine, as in I would be doing scenes, and I met Mike Myers, and he basically just asked me to turn around. And went, yep, that's great. We're going to see a few more people But we like what you did with it It wasn't bad

Did you have the voice all ready to go? Young Michael Caine? Let's hear it Little young Michael Caine And then he'll do a little young Sam Levine If you're lucky I'm Michael Caine What ska band did that Michael Caine song? Do you remember that?

Madness I think it was Oh yeah Where every once in a while you just hear him go My name is Michael Caine And then the song would keep going And have nothing to do with Michael Caine Remember the days when we used to go see ska bands Together back in 95 Yeah remember when we used to go see ska bands together back in 95?

Yeah, remember when we went to that skanking pickle show? What's on the iPhone? Oh, I got a text. Interesting. Was it Wayne Fetterman? Is he late? That is a callback joke for listeners of this podcast. Yeah, or the people that are here.

Some of them tittered. All right. I'd say it's a callback I kind of enjoyed it I'm not much of a joker Wow More callback than joke But still

But that's the essence Of a callback Is just referencing Something that happened Before You're good to go Apologize Accepted

And so when do you Go back to Berlin Do you have to catch a flight And not right now Okay No I'm You got me for at least the next 15 minutes. What kind of answer is that? Not right now.

Because I said, do you have to catch a flight? I meant that I wanted him to go. How soon do you go? Within the week, I think. Are you the only one going back or are the other fellows? I have no idea. We don't talk. Do you know if you live or die

in the movie? Not on the way back to Berlin. Is Berlin your final destination? Oh, dear. Final Destination 3D, which opens the same day as Inglourious Bastards, August 21st, 2000. I thought they already had a Final Destination 3. But this will be Final Destination 4 3D.

Wow, August. I did not write or market this film. That August release date worked out so great for Grindhouse, they decided to try again. Ouch. Yeah, I'm mean. Didn't his movies used to come out in like October and stuff? I don't even know when it came out, actually. It might have been August.

No, no, no, but I mean like his successful ones used to come out in October. Pulp Fiction was in October? Yes. Reservoir Dogs. It was an October release? I believe so. Wow. What a memory you have for disinterested.

I remember the years. Is that even a word? Disinteresting? Disinterest is a word. It is now. I just happen to remember where I was when I saw it, which was very tied to a particular three-month period. Where were you? None of your business.

Could I guess? Okay, go ahead. Were you in Margaret Cho's vagina? Alright. You were dating her at the time? I wouldn't know. Booyah! That was a few years. Don't cry. You're married to a lovely, lovely lady.

That is true. Who is bringing up three daughters of her own. Doug, do you have any movies coming out? No, sir. Wait, I do. I do, but I forget what it's called now. Let's call it The Painted Forest. It's a movie where this guy filmed various people.

I know that Patton went before me because you get to see the person who went before you. You get to see what they said. He filmed people like Jello Biafra and Patton and me. I don't know who else is in it. But he filmed people telling a chapter of a story where you hear the chapter before yours, but that's the only thing you hear. And then you have to make up the next chapter. And then you have to make one up on the spot, and then somebody has to make one up after

you. And he's also going to film, like he's actually going to reenact the things that we say. That they're talking about? Oh, okay. So we'll be in the movie, but you'll also see actors playing it out. What's it called? Did somebody yell out what it was called? No, someone just yelled out, stupid.

Shut up! Hey, it's not my idea. I just agreed to participate. Who's making this film? It's Paramount Classics. Some guy. You know how it is these days. Yeah, I do.

You get a message on MySpace, want to be in a movie? Yeah. You know? Then you show up and you do your thing. But Patton went... Get your dick out. Then you show up and you do your thing. But Patton went... Get your dick out.

Patton went before me, and I think he had two characters in a boat at the end of his chapter. So in my chapter, I had one of the characters push the other character out of the boat and then not hold the oar out to save them. And so whoever's after me has to decide whether or not that person drowns or not. That sounds like an exciting chapter. Yeah. Well, I was just shitting all over Patton's chapter because he was extremely eloquent and Patton-esque. Like it was like he was actually speaking a novel out loud.

Right. You know, and then it's my turn and I'm like, he pushes her out of the boat. Batman. Patton knows a lot of big words, some that many people don't know. He pushes her out of the boat. Badman. Patton knows a lot of big words, some that many people don't know, and I think he sneakily uses them in the wrong spots and the wrong way, and everyone's just like, yeah, that sounds right. He reads the calendar definition a day, but he doesn't read the definition. He just picks up awesome words.

He's always using the word yop. Y-A-W-P. Yeah, Scrabble word. Yeah, but what does it mean? Yeah, who knows? He's always like, and then there was a yop. Oh, really? What does that mean? A yule.

Yeah, it's exactly. It's time to play the Leonard Maltin game, you guys. Is it time already? I'm telling you, time shoots by on this thing. Wow. It's not really time to play. No, it's still early. Well, it's not early.

It's early. What about your Oscar? We always have to rush the Leonard Maltin game. I wanted to let it breathe a little this time. What about your Oscar picks? What do you got? We haven't even talked about that. I don't have...

Well, I think for me, I haven't seen them all yet, but for me, I like Milk the best. MLK? Yeah, MLK. If you don't have time with the letter I. If you're lazy. But that was my favorite. I haven't seen Benji

Buttons. I haven't seen The Reader. I like The Reader. What should I see? What do you think is a contender for best movie that I might not have seen yet? I would say see The Reader, but don't let anyone sit in front of you. Because the little boy's balls are usually at the bottom of the screen and you don't want to hurt your neck craning to see child balls. Like after the movie, oh, it was great, but it was too hard to see the child balls.

Exactly. Is it at the Cinerama Dome? Because I'd like some front row child ball action. Was he over 21? No, he was over 18 when he made it. When he made it, but he looked how little did he look. I believe he had to film those scenes last because he turned 18 and then they filmed those scenes. Oh, that's right.

I think I read that as well. So that makes it even juicier. Yeah. You know what I mean? Did you see Towelhead? No, what is that? Is that your euphemism? Were there groans from the crowd when he said that?

I think so. Can I imagine that? I try not to pay attention to the groaning. What the hell? It happens too often. Why let it bother you? What's Towelhead? What about Towelhead was directed by the American Beauty guy.

Sam Mendes? Do you mean Reservation Road? I mean Ball. Alan Ball. Oh, okay. Yeah guy. Sam Mendes? Do you mean Reservation Road? I mean Ball. Alan Ball. Oh, okay. Yeah, not Sam Mendes. Yeah, Alan Ball directed it, and it was about a girl

speaking of Balls. forced to live with her father, her very strict, I forget what are they, Lebanese or something? And yeah, but wake up because

if you don't get the right seat you might miss child vagina whoa but she was like 20 the girl in it

like is supposed to be a teenager in the movie but she's like 20 something in her real in real life and I was very

excited I was very excited to find that out for that very reason because the whole movie I was you know feeling weird I was half excited to find that out for that very reason, because the whole movie, I was, you know, I was half wood. Half mast?

Half wood. It's my favorite HBO series. And then the sequel, Deadwood. I was going to say it was Elijah's childhood nickname, but either way. All right, grown it up at this point. Have they never heard this podcast? but either way all right grown it up at this point i just need to put on the record that doubt was a much better film than i thought it was going to be here's my problem with doubt is i saw the play loved it and then i saw the movie and earmuffs out earmuffs if you don't want me to ruin anything but I prefer ambiguity in a play rather than in a movie

in a movie I want to walk out going I know what the fuck happened so that was a little disappointing about doubt but Philip Seymour Hoffman I love him in anything except for that Schenectady movie which I'm not going to see

it was alright based on you saying that if you're like it II which I'm not going to see yeah it was all right based on you saying that we talked about like it's all right I'm not gonna go well I felt like that about everything this year everything was just so well where did where does milk stand with the milk was great well I really like his performance of milk that I Sean Penn is so good it made me like him again yeah yeah yeah because he's actually smiling throughout most of the movie too Yeah he's just a charming sweet fellow In that movie

He is but how many people in the audience have seen Milk? By round of applause How many are lactose intolerant? My next question Did anyone else feel That him as Harvey Milk And don't get me wrong I think Sean Penn is one of the most brilliant actors of his generation.

He was one half step away from being Sam again. From I Am Sam. Anyone else feel that? Dude, he's just acting gay. Spoken like a true Sam with two retarded Ms. Only one of them is retarded, please. Otherwise, I'd just be soft. You're right.

That's right. One of them is perfectly normal. Perfectly normal. The other M, what the fuck? Yeah. All right, what do we got? What are you doing? I'm trying to find a movie to play with you guys

for the Leonard Moulton game. Whilst continuing to conquer. I don't want to be accused of cheating here. Yeah, don't cheat, you guys. Whatever you do. All right. Because there's no prizes. So would you say Milk is...

It doesn't matter if you cheat. Would you say Milk is your favorite of the year? Of the ones I've seen thus far. No, it's not. I know your favorite movie of the year is Dark Knight. Well, my favorite movie, absolute favorite, is Dark Knight. That's correct. But amongst things that legitimately have a chance of winning Best Picture,

I'd say Milk. And another movie I loved this last year, if you haven't seen it yet, is In Bruges. Yeah, I saw that about a week ago. That's good. Just got some golf applause in the audience. Got some very polite enthusiasm. And I also liked The Visitor. Yeah, that was really good.

And Richard Jenkins will officially be robbed when he's not nominated for Best Actor. That's an amazing performance. Because it's one of those movies where he changes during the course of the movie, and believably. You know, because normally people don't change that much over 90 minutes or whatever. All right, I'm going to pick out a good one for you on the Leonard Maltin game. Is there anything else, anything you guys want to plug or anything? If you're in Berlin in the next few weeks Yeah, if you're back in Berlin

look up Sam and have a stein of beer. We'll go out to Tarantino's Bar which is a real bar that exists in Berlin and has been there for four years and is a shrine to Quentin Tarantino and when Quentin and company rolled in there on a Friday night and the owners had no idea, let me tell you, that was a hoot.

Oh, my God. They must have went apeshit. They kind of lost it. Remember that time you and I walked into Levine's? I do. Although, I have to be honest with you, Doug, that was just my mom's house. I was kind of pulling over right now. She's got it set up nice.

It seemed like a real bar. Yeah. She's got all the items. I mean, we're talking umbrellas and the drinks. Full-size umbrellas, of course. Of course. She's making up for my diminutive stature. I should get a newer version of this book, because Not Another Teen Movie isn't even in here.

That can't be accurate. That's what I was going to do. I was going to do Not Another Teen Movie just to see how fast you recognize your own movie. I would have probably gotten another first. I was watching it on cable the other night. It was on late night on Comedy Central, so they left in every time somebody said fuck or pussy. Yeah. But they blurred out that girl's tits that show up throughout the movie.

Yeah. What is that about? That is the most puritanical bullshit I've ever heard. All right, here we go. This is from 1987. I know, you were only two, Sam. How dare you? Terry Funk was in this movie.

Oh. Chris McCarty. Oh. David Mendenhall. That Funk was in this movie. Chris McCarty. David Mendenhall. That's not a bad clue. David Mendenhall. No, it's not a good clue. There's no way you're going to get this. I'm going to probably say every name and you're still going to be like...

87. Rick Zumwalt. Is it Masters of the Universe? No, but good guess Thanks Susan Blakely Robert Loggia Okay, now we're getting somewhere

The Loge And then it's the last name This is the star of the movie Robert Loggia and the star of the movie is The star of the movie is Mr. Sylvester Stallone. Stallone and Loge? Stallone and Loge, 87.

And Mendenhall played his kid. Over the top. Bam! Levine takes it. Here, if you can find one and play it fast, we've got time for maybe one more. Wow. Over the top. That's the best strategy strategy yeah yeah when you're arm wrestling

on a cocktail table in a professional arm wrestling venue to win just go over the top that's all you gotta do if he wasn't dead burgess mered would have been screaming in his ear, OVER THE TOP! ROCK! OVER THE TOP! Do your Michael Caine again. If he wasn't dead in the Rocky movies? Yeah, he died in the Rocky movies, so he couldn't train him in Over the Top.

That would truly be Over the Top. That wouldn't make any sense at all. That would be great if he just traveled from film to film in the Stallone-iverse. And what do you think Len Malton gave it on a scale of one to four stars? Over the top. One to five. All right, I got...

Bomb. I love it when he just calls a movie Bomb. Are you fellas ready for this one? It's got to make people feel good. They're going to like it. Okay. Okay, the year was 1996. Let's look at each other.

All right. Stare down. Kate Burton was in this film. Kate Burton was 1996. Let's look at each other. All right. Stare down. Kate Burton was in this film. 96. Kate Burton was in it. Kate Burton? Debra Monk was in this film. Yeah.

James Naughton was in this film. I always get him confused with David Naughton. Here we go. Here come some of the big guns. Rob Reiner was in this film. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What year? 96.

96. I can name that movie in two more names. I would bet you can. You might be able to name it after this next name. Philip Bosco. Who'd you say? Bosco is in it. Philip Bosco.

Who? The chocolate drink. The chocolate drink we named Philip. Philip Bosco. Eileen Heckert. He's a good actor. Oh, maybe I can't get it in two more names. Okay. I'll give you three. The chocolate drink we named Phillip Phillip Bosco Eileen Heckert Maybe I can't get it in two more names Okay, I'll give you three, here we go

Jennifer Dundas Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Shitcock, shitcock Do you know who Jenny Dundas is? No, who's that? She's an actress What has she been in? It's an actress. What has she been in? It's not a dude.

What has she been in in 1996? She was in, when she was a little girl, she played Seth Green's brother or sister and Jodie Foster's also sibling in that House in the New Hampshire movie based on the book by what's his name? Wow, you really make something come to life. The guy who wrote Garp, Irving. Oh, yeah, Hotel New Hampshire. Yeah, that's it, Hotel New Hampshire.

Okay, keep going. All right, here we go. This is a biggie. We're on some pinch show. All right, here we go. Pinch show is in it. Pinch show. Pinchy.

Oh, the pinch. Bronson Pinscher. Yeah. You think you know it? It's not Beverly Hills Cop. I was going to say three. Beverly Hills Cop three. Rob Reiner wasn't in that.

Maybe he wanted to add a little credibility. Okay, go, go, go. More names. All right, all right. Here we go. Marcia Gay Harden. Okay, this is the giveaway to me. Okay.

Elizabeth Berkley. Oh. She was in the movie? Mm-hmm. No? Should I keep going? Wait. No, no, no, no, no. That was after Showgirls, correct? Mm-hmm No? Should I keep going? Wait No, no, no, no, no

That was after Showgirls Correct That's right Showgirls was 95 Oh, it was a Woody Allen film Celebrity Oh, celebrity? No

Oh Woody Allen film Husband and Wives? No I can't remember Shit Alice? What was that one she was in?

No The Golden Opportunity Oh Curse that one she was in? No. The Golden Opportunity. Oh. Curse of the Jade Scorpion? No. What's that one that Amira Servino's in? Yeah. Mighty Aphrodite?

Mighty Aphrodite? Okay, more names. No, there's more names. Here we go. Stephen Collins. It might even be a Woody Allen movie. Stephen Collins. Stephen Collins.

Victor Garber. Oh, Jesus. Okay, here we are. We're going to start with the big guns. These are the big names. Here are the real big guns. Sarah Jessica Parker. Sarah Jessica Parker. SJP. Oh, Jesus. Okay, here we are. We're going to start with the big guns. These are the big names. Here are the real big guns. Sarah Jessica Parker. Yeah, he wasn't milk.

Sarah Jessica Parker. SJP. Oh! There was a gasp from the audience when I said Sarah Jessica Parker. There was a gasp. Don't yell it out. I won't. No, the audience.

I'm not talking to you. Well, Jesus. Sam, don't yell out the answer. I want to yell it out so bad, John! Play the game right. Flying solo. Stockard Channing. Stockard's Way.

Ooh, wow. This movie's ridiculous. Rob Reiner did too many cameos. This is ridiculous. All right, Dan Hedaya. Whoa. Whoa. And it's not clueless.

Somebody just went gasping. Gasping. That one where Someone is a big Blood Simple fan Right over there Is it the one where Nicole Kidman kills her husband Matt Dillon Oh to die for No

That's the only movie I know Dan had Alright alright We gotta go Maggie Smith This is the longest episode yet Maggie Smith No Here we go

Oh I'm gonna guess Harry Potter and the Goblet of No Here we go This is it longest episode yet, officially. Maggie Smith. No? Here we go. Oh, I'm going to guess Harry Potter and the Goblet of... No. Here we go. This is it. Diane Keaton. What the fuck is this shit? Is it a baby something?

Nope. You need another one? How about Bette Midler? What does she do for you? Oh, goddammit. Oh, something... Oh, god. And is Goldie Hawn the other name?

She sure is. Fucking shit. That's the other name she sure is that's the last one what's that piece of shit movie called uh uh so uh something wives club uh first wives club there it is i win i win in your face dog sam levine scott ackerman thanks for listening uh willem defoe's a shithead.