Doug Loves Movies - Samm Levine, Geoff Tate, and Cameron Buchholtz Guest

Episode Date: June 28, 2014

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Doug hates candy wrappers, squeaky babies, sticky seats With 50 azot pop-up kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies This is where I get really jealous of musicians because if I was in a band, someone would have run in and done that for me hey everybody my name is Doug get ready and I love movies this is Doug loves screaming that awesome. I love being screamed at. Coming to you for the first time ever

from Oklahoma Contemporary Center for the Arts in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, on Saturday, June 28th, Doug Benson Day. Here we go. Say it with me if you know it. 2014 Wolf of Wall Street fight. Terminator 2. Judgment Day of the dead men walking tall.

The president's men in black. Fisher King. Ralph a dog. Day afternoon. D-Lite. Sleep perfect. Murder by death, which three of me ghost worlds and of watchmen.

Let me see your name tags, Oklahoma City. This is, I had a feeling this would be a good selection from which my guests today, tonight, get to choose some pretty awesome things. John with the wind, and I am in some sort of embrace with, what's his name, Rhett Butler. Frankly, Doug, I don't give a damn. Oh, that was kind of Bane-ish, wasn't it? There's a Bane in the front row. Frankly, Dark Knight, I don't... Take a seat and take control of your life.

Yes, crawl back into the shadows. I was born there. It's slippery. So that's awesome that a guy with a Bane mask brought Urban Cowboy and John Travolta's got a... Can you stand up

and show the whole crowd the poster? John Travolta has a Bane mask on. Urban Cowboy. Well, I don't... show the whole crowd the poster. George Volta has a Bane mask on. Urbane Cowboy. Well, I don't make the decisions about the name tags, but I appreciate you guys bringing

good ones, and we'll see what happens. Go ahead and turn off your lights. Turn off your hard light! All right, so I got some more things to say. Austin, Texas, Doug Loves Movies comes to the Cap City Comedy Club next Saturday. No, that's a stand-up show, Doug.

Well, why'd you write down Doug Loves Movies? Because you were high. So yeah, that's stand-up on Saturday, July 5th at 420, and then St. Louis, I'm doing stand-up at the Firebird on Monday, July 7th, and Oklahoma City. Who here

at this show is coming back for the stand-up comedy show later tonight? Thank you! That's awesome. I think there's a couple more seats still available if anybody loves this so much. Most of you will be like, oh, we have tickets for both.

It's going to be an exhausting night. But I will spoil it right now. The three guests on the show are also going to do stand-up comedy on the show later tonight. So that's going to be a chance to watch everybody cut loose without me interrupting with my games.

Now it's time for Tweet Relief, tweets about movies. This is one by me, Doug Benson, on Twitter. I tweeted, Andrew Dice Clay is huge in Norway, but over there they call him Fjord Fairlane

This has been Tweet Relief Tweets about fjords San Francisco, celebrate Dabs Day July 10th with me at Cobb's Comedy Club And Sacramento Two weeks from today, July 12th, I'm doing a 420 stand-up show at the Punchline.

All my dates, deets, and links are at douglosmovies.com. Let's look in the prize bag, you guys. Let's see what kind of crazy stuff people brought in. I know I brought some pretty good items, and I know it's a pretty heavy bag. There's a copy of the film

Almost Famous. Yes, it's not going to the film Almost Famous. Yes. It's not going to be Kate Hudson. The latest issue of Entertainment Weekly. It's really new. It's a really new one. It's got the whole Mad Max thing in it. I thought it was pretty exciting.

And then there's the CD. Oh, I got this when I was on At Midnight the other day. They give everybody that's on there, no matter what place you finish in, they give you Bananagrams? Yeah, the anagram game that will drive you bananas.

So somebody's going to get that. It just feels like a bag full of Scrabble tiles to me. That's pretty much the game, right? Somebody brought Elton John's Goodbye Yellow Brick Road. I don't think Elton John's

going to ever be on the show. Oh, this is cool. A $1 off at Golden Corral. It's a golden buck. It's going to cost you $1 less to stick your head underneath that chocolate fountain. Just go nuts. And coming up here on Monday, July 14th

in Oklahoma City at this very venue, the Oklahoma Contemporary, Mick Foley is going to be doing a show. Yeah, good for him. That says it's at 7.30, and I bet you it will actually start at 7.30 because you don't want him mad backstage. Me, I'm like, what, another half hour to get high?

Great. Let's do this. Okay, there's a couple more movies Madison and Oh frequency so they're both to Jim Caviezel classics and copies of gateway Doug and gateway Doug too and a Oh a grandma would couldn't be here it's the first of the like I've been here five years in a row now. And this is the first time Graham wasn't able to come to me because he's busy making earbuds as a podcast documentary. So I brought a Team Graham shirt for somebody to win tonight. And I think that's everything.

But we'll see what else pops up when they get out here. Please give a big warm welcome to Jeff Tate, Cameron Buchholz, and Sam the Ma'am Levine, a.k.a. Lil Wolverine Eme. Thank you, Oklahoma. Please be seated. Now that's Pollock's joke, but they weren't right. People were really standing, though. You ruined your own thing with that. That was for me who you guys see every week, right?

Like that was why you guys were so excited. No, okay. Well, let's ride that wave. Let's start with a big round of applause, everybody, for Cameron Buchholz is here. Hello. This would never have happened without him because he was a young man with a dream

and he thought, I'm going to get Doug Benson to come to Oklahoma City and do a show. And then I did come to do a show. And then the state, at the prodding of one of the promoters of the show, got the governor to give me a day, like Doug Benson day. Brad Henry, mind you, not Mary Fallin. Yeah, it's been five years now. Yeah, so back when we had a not horrible person running this five states.

There you go. I can't argue with that. I mean, somebody gives me a day, I'm on their team for the rest of... And now we're stuck with you. So now I just want, June 28th, I insist on doing a show here, and I'm glad you guys showed up, because I'm going to do it anyway even if you don't and I appreciate the support. I think 20 years from now it's just going to be

me and you hanging out in this room and it's just going to be remember when. I'm not going to let that happen Cameron. No Cameron. Also here on this stage Jeff Tate everybody

Jeff Tate is here Hello Good evening Oklahoma We've been on a crazy two city tour together Yeah Where one of the cities he He was already just there. And then, yeah. We had a whole day off in between.

I went to Kings Island and rode rides. And it was sweet. I don't like that amusement park name because it's not immediately recognizable as an amusement park. Like, it sounds like you just went to the beach. Hey, that's also an amusement park in Cincinnati.

There's one called the beach. It's right across from Kings Island. I like that the... I like that your complaint is you don't recognize the name of a thing in a town you're not from or in or ever been to. It's true. Hey, what the fuck is Carnegie Hall?

It sounds like a deli. How do I get there? How do I get to Carnegie Hall? And lastly, but not leastly, Sam Levine, you guys. Got in an aeroplane from los angeles to be here and to surprise the heck out of you guys come on hello uh so i think this going to be a pretty fun

Pretty fun panel I think everybody knows their way around Not only the Leonard Maltin game But the other games that might Pop up along the way But you know I gotta ask everybody Before we get too deep into it If they've been to the movies lately

And if the sound of my microphone Is just bugging me or if it's weird to everyone. It is not weird to me. Okay, good. I can tell you that. Good acoustics for the guy on the other end. And I have been to the movies a bunch recently.

Oh, please. I saw A Million Ways to Die at the West in the box office. And I also saw Edge of Tomorrow. Oh, look at this service right here. How about that? It's impressive. Very, very nice. Oh, yeah, I got one too.

When I'm trying to host and they bring me stuff, it's like a magic trick because it's there one second and then the next second. I mean, it's not that. You know what I meant. Oh, and then at home I watched

Jack Ryan's Shadow Recruit. How did that work out? You know, my expectations were very low, so I was pleasantly surprised. I'm surprised you even remembered you saw it. Like, that's how forgettable that movie is. Wow.

Like, I enjoyed it while I was watching it, and then the second it was done, it left my brain entirely. You don't have to raise your hand. You're so polite. Just jump in there. Just jump in. I like that movie. These two fucking film nerds didn't get it. I feel like

Chris Pine has the charisma of a wet rag. Yeah, like a really charismatic rag. Like a super handsome, charismatic... I like him as Kirk in the Star Treks. I like that guy. Yeah.

As far as shitty Kevin Costner movies this year, Three Days to Kill was way better. Really? Yeah. I didn't see it. It's Luc Besson, and it's very mid-90s action movie. All right. Okay.

I'll check that out on... Somebody snorted it, my team, on Three Days to Kill. It was pretty rough. We did an interruption of it out in Los Angeles, and it was tough sledding. Who brought the Jim Caviezel double Beasle? That would be me, because JC is my boy. By the way, Jim Caviezel, who I know,

calls himself JC. And why the fuck wouldn't he? Those are his initials. Did he start before or after he played Christ? Before. Before. That's how he signs his texts. He signs his texts. Does he not know the phone tells you? Not all of them.

He signs some of them. Does he just always get new burner phones so he has to tell you who's fucking texting you this time? Caviezel's on the run, you guys. If I were him and I was giving an autograph, I'd write Caviezel for on the run you guys if I were him and I was giving an autograph I'd write Caviezel for Sheezle and I wouldn't sign my name

I only sign texts if you ask for an autograph I'll just write that thing and there's my album you brought a copy of it Just Another Clown is your new album and it comes out on July 8th. JC for short.

Before the street date, people are getting this. Mine comes out on July 8th as well. We didn't talk to each other about it. Better not see either of those on the black market before the 8th. I'd be very disappointed in you, Oklahoma. Don't take it to Oklahoma City's non-existent

Chinatown and try to sell that. This is the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly. I read it already. Don't act like you're too good for EW. I'm too good for this one. I read it already. What are you going to wait for the next time you're in a doctor's office six months from now

and hope they have that issue? You're going to read it today. What, are you going to wait for the next time you're in a doctor's office six months from now and hope they have that issue? You're going to read it today. In fairness, you could wait six months because the big article is about a movie that comes out in 2015. So take your time. Apparently they're remaking Mad Max. Yeah, and on the cover is the stars of it, and it really is like a year away.

The last four or five Entertainment Weekly covers have been like the thing that's coming out that weekend. So it really threw me for a looper. This is a very special... I thought I had some time travel shit happening to me. This is an entertainment b annually issue. Not weekly. But you know what? In a...

A year from now, when people read it at their dentist office, they're going to be like, oh shit, the new Mad Max comes out next week. It's going to be exciting. It's perfect, yeah. It's perfect for that. Almost Famous, a copy of that is going into the prize bag. Who brought that? That was you, Cameron?

That is my favorite movie of all time. It was directed by James Cameron. That's why it's my favorite movie of all time. It does that number two is fucking the one that was filmed here in Oklahoma City that I don't remember the name of. Drugstore Cowboy? Elizabethtown? Elizabethtown. Thank you, Sam.

My pleasure. Elizabethtown? Elizabethtown, thank you Sam My pleasure, now on Almost Famous Have you done the thing where you watch The scene where they couldn't get the rights to Stairway to Heaven and you cue it up And play it and then they act it out As if it were playing in the soundtrack?

No, I mean I know this is worth your time But who the fuck would cue that? It's not Pink Floyd and Wizard of Oz Like what's, I mean just imagine Some sad stoner cueing that up as if it were Wizard of Oz and Pink Floyd and being vastly disappointed. That Wizard of Oz and Pink Floyd thing

is also very disappointing. When I was six years old, my dad showed it to me. Fucking mind-blowing. Well, yeah, you were six. You had a tiny fucking brain. Right, and that's why I was listening to Pink Floyd. Jeff, isn't there an episode of Cheers

that syncs up with Dark Side of the Moon? They kind of all do if you start it right. I don't know if you guys know this, but every Nickelback album syncs up with Paul Blart Mall Cop. Somehow, every single one. I don't know how they did it. Is that insulting to one more than the other?

I think it's an even playing field sort of thing I don't know You also brought a copy of Elton John's Goodbye Yellow Brick Road I brought that Oh I'm sorry That's alright I'm sorry That was from Sam

And then Sam also brought a dollar golden corral Sure why not I did that actually That was Cameron And then Sam also brought a dollar Golden Corral. Sure, why not? I did that, actually. That was Cameron. That was me, because I'm the piece of shit that gets a Golden Corral. I mixed them all up. No, I ate a Golden Corral last week, and there was an old man selling those for a dollar. And it's a dollar off, but apparently the dollar goes to some sort of charity.

And then you get a dollar off. But I bought sort of charity, and then you get a dollar off, but I bought two of them thinking I could get two dollars off, but no, it's fucking one coupon per time, so I just had an extra, and it's better for whoever wins, because they can eat that not good food, but they can eat a lot of it. What Pink Floyd album sings with this story?

One of the shitty ones after Roger Waters left, for sure. Have you seen any movies, Jeff? Yeah, I saw... I didn't get a chance to go to the movies since the last time I've been on the show, but I saw X-Men First Class yesterday, and Wolverine. Big, big Wolverine.

Oh, thank you. I'm just confused. That's what it's called, right? Big Wolverine? I'd, right? Big Wolverine? I'd like to see Big Wolverine where a little boy suddenly becomes an adult Wolverine. But he's just a little boy still inside.

I liked them. They're good. They were fun. X-Men First Class. I recommend it. And a Wolverine, also. They did a twist on that classic James Bond movie. A bunch of thugs throw a girl

off of a balcony in Vegas and she lands in the pool and James Bond says, how did you know that there was a pool down there and the guy goes i didn't and in wolverine the same things happens and uh she asked wolverine the same question he has the same response that's not really a twist that's just the same thing no but it's a

twist that's just the same thing no but it's a i will it's a twist because he's got sideburns i have i have uh yeah she says it with a funny accent her part it's kind of a twist i do have one question about these movies when the x-men when all kinds of shit is happening and the x-men have to save the world how how come, and this is an honest question, I've asked it before and I never get a real answer. People think I'm kidding. But why don't they just ask the Avengers for help? And vice versa. Why don't the Avengers, like when they were fighting that time-jumping fucking robot worm, you know who could help? There's a fucking bunch of X-Men over here doing nothing.

Because there are very strict union rules about that sort of thing. But I thought that was all... I don't know why Hulk isn't the first thing you call when there's a problem because he really can just take care of everything. Yeah. He can lift anything of any size and then toss it.

And so you should just call him. If he's busy then get Iron Man and a lot of his suits that's the pecking order the guy with the bow and arrow he's going to have to find another line of work there was a cool bow and arrow guy maybe he could get into phone sales

because he managed to talk somebody into being in the Avengers hey I'm one of you guys what do you do? bow and arrow? managed to talk somebody into being in the Avengers. Hey, I'm one of you guys. What do you do? Bow and arrow? What? You should work at Sprint. There's a cool bow and arrow guy in Wolverine, too. Yep. Some Japanese dude.

Fucking real good with the bow and arrow. I liked the action in that movie. I thought it was good. Yeah, it was fun. So much fun to watch. Expectations were down, though. That helps. Yeah, I mean... Yeah, I didn't know. I've only seen... Until yesterday, I'd only seen two movies

in the X-Men catalog, and they were categorically the worst ones. X-Men 3 and that first Wolverine movie. Yeah, Origins, yeah. You were correct on that assessment. Yeah, well, I just found that out because I would say,

I don't like X-Men, here's the ones I've seen, and everybody would be like, oh, those fucking suck. But as a big Cheers fan, I feel like you should like X-Men 3. Like, it's very Kelsey Grammer-centric. Yeah, but I don't like Kelsey,

I like Frasier, man. Do you not understand the difference? Frasier's not real. He's on a TV show. Like Kelsey. I like Frasier. He's a beautiful blue band. Do you not understand the difference? Frasier's not real. He's on a TV show. If that was Frasier playing Beast... Oh, if Beast acted like Frasier, it would be much more interesting. He's just constantly running with scissors.

Just very flustered all the time. That fucking ugly recliner would have been gone in the pilot. That fucking ugly recliner would have been gone in the pilot. But Beast has kind of the refined taste that he's similar in that sense. I think. I feel like you guys are describing Frasier from Frasier, which is not the same Frasier as the one that's on Cheers. They're the same guy, ostensibly, but the one in Frasier is a fucking ham,

and the one on Cheers is real cool. Hey, Cameron, what have you seen lately? That's the only one left to answer, right? Last night I watched Cuban Fury. Oh. Which is, it's the new, it's Nick Frost and Rashida Jones and Chris O'Dowd. Some sort of contest. It's about salsa dancing.

Salsa dancing contest. And however many of you people salsa dance are as many people that should watch it. Because it's fucking horrible. Just eat a Cuban sandwich while watching Hot Fuzz and then that's a better substitute. I've done that. I don't know what he was talking about before, but that Cuban sandwich idea is fucking top notch, you guys.

You should do that. It's never not. I recommend Cuban sandwiches with all your movies. Whatever it is you're seeing. Whether it's about dancing or Cubans or whatever movies you're into. Three Days

to Kill, Shadow Recruit. I snuck a Cuban sandwich in when I saw Shadow Recruit. Why do you think I wear a jacket like this? These pockets, dudes. That'd be weird if the shadow recruit, like when he's sneaking in places,

people are kind of like... Yeah, what do you smell? Pork? It's my aftershave. I have a pressed meat aftershave. Wait, that's how you sneak in? You start telling people why you smell that way?

Yeah. Stops the conversation. I thought you were trying to sneak by them. That was my premise. It's time for me to say let the games begin. Oklahoma

City. Got some good ones lined up. Got some bottles crackling back there. It means everybody's having a good time. Don't be shy. The front row probably feels like we're just sitting here staring at you. I mean, now you know how we feel. I feel really bad for the guy in the Bane mask.

You can take that off, dude. It's okay. We get it, and it's awesome, but you can't be comfortable. Maybe he needs it to breathe. It just makes me... That'd be so terrible if somebody had a breathing device

retrofitted to be like, I want it to look like Bane. But it would be even worse if there was just a dude out there like, that fucking action movie is messing with my disease. I can't. I feel very marginalized now. Yeah, what if that's what that guy looked like,

and then that movie came out, and he's like, are you fucking kidding me? People are going to think I copied him. Now, was this a Halloween Halloween thing Or is this just a No The guy The guy next to Bane answered Yeah

It matches It matches his Name tag and everything Like he's really Yeah Oh wow Yeah yeah But yeah it's gotta be

At least it's not as hot in here As it has been in previous years It's pretty comfortable right now But That You got the coat from Burlington Coat Factory. That thing's fucking heavy, and then you've got

that whole thing on your face, and it's rubber, and your face is... I mean, are you trying to lose weight in your face? Because then I'd recommend leaving it on. Is that how you do that? But you can take it off if you'd like. People get committed when they put on things like that sometimes. They're just like, fuck it, I'm going to ride this out.

I don't think he wants to take it off. He's just like, I'm going to wake up in an ambulance, god damn it. That's what I'm going to do. Now here's a very interesting question. Did you drive here like that? Or was this an in the car right before coming into the theater move? Was it on a motorcycle that you stole? I hope all three of you know sign language

because he's got a fucking thing on his face. He's got an interpreter who's been answering for him. That's what Bane would really sound like to be able to just be like... And how much better would that movie be if he had a nerdy interpreter with him the whole time? What he's trying to say is... Gentlemen.

Everybody brought name tags there's lots of awesome ones out there to choose from I do not envy your decision but it's time nobody pick Bane cause he's had too much attention as it is it's time to don't tear down name tags just pick one that you like

and uh yeah just go for it right now you guys go ahead and go pick out who you're going to play for. We don't have a sponsor on this show, so we're going to let the audience hear how painfully dull it can be listening to people pick their name tags. How terrible I am at...

Jeff is making a defiant move and going with the Bane guy. Yeah, so that's probably going to... Jeff is making a defiant move and going with the Bane guy. Yeah. So that's probably good. There's some tension there. Oh, the Bane guy is another guy's name tag? He's like your property for the night? Well, there's a piece of paper on the back of this

for where a shithead would go, but no shithead. Oh, did it fall off? You didn't write one? You're going to draw it in later? Okay. Alright. Who are you playing for, Cameron? I am playing for half-jaked. So Jake...

With a half-baked, get it? Because it's... I like that this person not only replaced your face, Doug, but put his own on it, too. Like, it's all... It's fully Chris... Like, fuck Dave Chappelle

and Jim Brewer. Like, it's just... Forgetting about Jim Brewer as if he never existed, like most people are living their lives. Well, it's like that. It's like the guy... It's like the Gone with the Wind, John with the Wind poster. They've got... like most people are living their lives. That's not fair at all.

It's like the Gone with the Wind, John with the Wind poster. Now the lady who played Scarlett O'Hara never going to be heard from again now that I've replaced her. And he put his face, your face over the lady's face so the man in that poster is looking at you like you're a lady

and they got mad because you said damn in that movie. Imagine how mad they would have been if a guy was like, hey, I kind of like this guy. What was her name? The actress from Scarlett O'Hara? Is that right? What? Gwyneth Paltrow.

Everybody's yelling out different things. I can't make out any of them. Just one person. Oh, Bane knew it. Vivian Lee. So, yeah. Who are you playing for, Jeff? I'm playing for Bane. Oh, you're playing for Bane.

Alright, perfect. He's really Bane. I think he's really Bane. Oh, you're playing for Bane. All right, perfect. He's really Bane. I think he's really Bane. I got close up. That does not seem like a costume when you're right up on it. Oh, did he put like the back of his hand on your shoulder?

Yes. Do you feel like you have a choice? And I thought, I felt like I did, but I really didn't. He's also really confused about that Entertainment Weekly cover with him on it. Oh, don't, I don't think,

I think those are two different people. It's the dude that played Bane, he's playing Mad Max, right? Mad Max and Bane are two different people. Tom Hardy, yeah, he's the boat, that's what I'm saying. Who's Tom Hardy? Max and Bane are two different people. Tom Hardy, yeah. He's the bull. That's what I'm saying. Who's Tom Hardy? Yeah, Bane is a real person and Mad Max is a real person. Do you mean the fictional character

based upon Bane here in the front row? I'm sorry. I'm very confused. I apologize. I didn't realize this was part of canon. What? Sam? Yeah. Who are you playing for? I'm playing for Maybe It's Jason. And this caught my eye because this is a script for a TV program

called Maybe It's Me, which ran one season on the WB in 2002. And evidently, Jason and I appeared in this episode together. Whoa! And I've not seen him in 12 years. Where is he? Where are you sitting, Jason?

Oh, hey, man. What are you doing in Oklahoma City? When Maybe It's Me got canceled, you just came to Oklahoma City? Is that what happened? Did someone trick you into thinking it was Disneyland? I'm from here, and I still want to ask every single audience member, what are you doing in Oklahoma City?

That's not fair, but... Wow. If I could just get out of this mask, they won't let me on a plane. Yeah, you can't leave. It's too scary. You can't get through security. I can't even rent a car. Yeah, you can't leave. It's too scary. You can't get through security. I can't even rent a car. Honest question.

When a TV show gets canceled, do they make those people move to Oklahoma? Is that why you're here? That is why I'm here. I fought it as long as I could. It's a very talented town. Welcome to it, Sam. Happy to be very talented town. Welcome to it, Sam. Happy to be here.

Yeah. You will flourish, man. I got greeted at the local IHOP today with a very lovely, Shalom, y'all. It's nice. I felt right at home. I'm trying to think of the nicest person I ran into today but everybody's just super nice

yeah it's our way I don't like it it makes me uncomfortable when people are that nice I don't know you're making up for it you know what? I feel like I'm in therapy right now

Because that just explained my whole life Yeah, man Maybe you should move from this town And then watch Jack Ryan again And be like, you know what? This ain't that bad I just got used to hating everything Which one did you think was worse, though?

I know you didn't like Jack Ryan, Shadow Crew But what about The Sum of All Fears? Did you not care for Affleck, Jack Ryan? I feel like I liked that movie when it came out, but I don't know. I mean, I haven't seen it since 2002 or whatever. Morgan Freeman was the president, and I'm always on board with that.

He was not the president. He was not the president. James, uh... Cromwell. Well, then fuck that movie. James Cromwell was the president. Oh, well, no, then fuck that guy If James Cromwell was the president Oh well no then fuck that guy Points

Morgan Freeman played the black guy That's in those movies James Earl Jones was the black guy I just mostly assume Morgan Freeman Is the president all the time Like I think that's probably what it is I honestly don't think Morgan Freeman Would be a good president

He's not even the president in the Lego movie. He sure is president of that car that he shares with Miss Daisy, though. Because he gets out and he takes that leak. Let's start with you, Cameron. We gonna play abc these nuts uh in honor of our first time doing doug lowe's movie right here in this spot we're gonna spell out oklahoma city and uh we'll start with you cameron you just name any movie begins with the letter o if you match what i wrote down before the show which has happened a couple of times uh you just name any movie that begins with the letter O. If you match what I wrote down before the show, which has happened a couple of times, you just

win automatically. I'm just going to go with O. I think that's the obvious. People like to say O. It comes up every once in a while. I might pick it, sure. But considering where we are right now, I just decide to go with Oklahoma.

Makes sense. Makes sense. Oh, man. Hang on my face now. I have the state tattooed on my body and I'm still just like, no, that Shakespeare thing. How did you?

Don't ask. Jeff. Keeping the faith. Nice. My only trepidation there is spelling Oklahoma. I wasn't positive the K was next. There may have been an A. Who knows? I'll talk you through it.

I love to bring up what letter is next. But I went with Kill Bill Volume 1 because it was shot partially in Austin, Texas where I'm going to be next Saturday July 5th L, Sam Last Man Standing Bruce Willis

sure, sure, was he? I don't remember he was I went with Life which was partially filmed in Sacramento where I'll be on July 12th. Cameron, back to you with the letter A. I'm going to go with Almost Famous, in which I put the DVD in.

That's a great, would have been an amazing coincidence if all of that happened. I went with American Flyers. Because it was set partially in St. Louis where I'll be at the Firebird on July 7th. I love people always setting me up.

Why that movie? H, Jeff. Howard the Duck. Someone knows how to pander. Howard the Duck? Really? I wouldn't have guessed if people were that excited about Howard the Duck. Do you actually watch it regularly, or are you just... Okay. All right.

You know, there's something for everybody. There's stuff I could watch over and over again that people don't like, probably. Who said what? We're on age? Yeah, what did you break for age? I went Hulk. The just Hulk, because it took place in San Francisco where I'll be on July 10th.

Well, I don't know your schedule. Hopefully you've got a gig in Anaheim or something, because I'll say Orange County. Oh, that would have been fun if they were right. Good strategizing. I went with, oh, dad, poor dad, mom has hung you in the closet, and I'm feeling so sad.

How did I miss that one? Which is a fucking legit-ass name of a motion picture. None of that's even in parentheses. Just how a lot of them get away with it. M is the next letter. I'm going to go with Man of the House, the Jonathan Taylor Thomas Chevy Chase classic. Okay.

I don't know, man. I was going to go with Belissafin or whatever, but I didn't know, Beth I was gonna go with Belissaphon or whatever But I didn't know how to Pronounce it in my head And I think I did it wrong Right then And that's why I decided

To go with something else You never Every time you say Maleficent There's a good chance You said Maleficent wrong Yeah I feel really bad For the ticket takers

The weekend that came out Oh boy Yeah Or any weekend I just asked for a ticket to Omnipotent and they knew what I wanted. Why didn't you go with Man of the House, the Tommy Lee Jones movie

of the same name that was filmed in Texas where Doug's going to be soon? Because JTT, son. Damn right. Oh, shit. That's the thing you like? Yeah, that's what I went with. That's a super good reason. I'm a millennial, guys. All right. Oh, shit. That's a good reason. That's what I went with. It's a super good reason.

I'm a millennial, guys. This is my youth. I went with My Blue Heaven because it was shot in San Diego where I'll be doing a Douglas Movies on July 23rd at the House of Blues. Yeah. We'll see how that goes. I think it's going to be too rowdy.

It's not going to be polite like y'all. It's the most half-assed, last-minute attempt to fit in. Y'all. You should learn from Jack. Oh, by the way, and also y'all. Imparting y'all have been terrific what letter are we on? who's happening?

it's an A to me I'm going to go with Airborne because I was filmed in Cincinnati where I'll be July 10th through 13th damn right go bananas Shane McDermott Go see Jack Black

Jack Black Seth Green Alana Yubak Yeah some lady Some other gal A Show off No it's

It's C now What Cause he just did Airborne Oh I gotta say mine Away we go. Because we're all done. Good night, everybody. Partially set in Madison, Wisconsin, where I'll be on August 3rd.

Okay, sorry, Sam. C. That's all right, buddy. C, C, C. Well, I know you've got some gigs coming up in New York, so I'll go with the sort of New York-based, sliced-alone classic, Copland. C. C. C? C.

If you had to say another C, what would you pick? Oh God. If it turned out that it landed exactly on you and what's happening right now has happened to a lot of people on the show. Where they don't put together that it might possibly

be a motion picture that they were in. In this case, called... Club Dread. Club Dread. Yeah, that's it. I wrote Club Dread. Because you're going to be in southern Mexico soon? No, and not because I'm going to be in you soon, either.

It's because... Hey, don't cut this night short before it's begun. I will be up in you, is what I say to people when I want to fight. I will be up in you. You will be like that skeleton on Jeff Dunham's arm. That fucking dumb skeleton.

Yeah. Seriously. Of no particular religious affiliation. Wink, wink. The letter is I, Cameron. I'm going to go with the Inland Empire. Ooh, interesting. I went with In the Army Now.

So we both sort of went with art films, but mine was filmed in Oklahoma. Yeah. It's not because you're going to be in the Army soon? Yes. I don't know. I hope rules don't suddenly change real fast. Pot smokers are in the Army now. What?

There's just some really excited recruiter that's just like, I'm going to fuck over that dude from that pot movie. really excited recruiter that's just like, I'm going to fuck over that dude from that pot movie. I just, you know, people who get mad at that pot movie don't even fucking sit through it. They just go find something else to be angry about.

T, Jeff. Traffic, because it was filmed in Cincinnati, and I'm going to be there. Where are you going to be at, Go Bananas? Go Bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. I went with Twister.

Because it was filmed in Wyoming. Really? Nope. Nope. Good old Oklahoma. Does it take place here in Oklahoma? Takes place in Oklahoma. Really? Nope Nope Good old Oklahoma But Doesn't it take place Here in Oklahoma?

Takes place in Oklahoma Maybe they shot it Somewhere else Does Aunt Meg Live near Wichita? No, Warika Oh Wichita's in Kansas

Alright, one last letter How is it? It's nearby Why? Keeping with the With the I guess I don't know, Young Guns? Maybe they shot that here? Sure.

That's probably maybe the closest guess, just in terms of this similar word at the beginning of the title. Young Frankenstein? No, another great guess, but still incorrect. Young Einstein? I went with another one that's right in the ballpark. Maybe if you had five or six more, you would get there.

I'll tell you if you're warmer or colder. Oh, you want me to keep going? Yeah, that last one was pretty close. Oh, no. Young Guns 2. Got it. Nailed it. No. Cold.

Youth and Revolt. And I think it was partially filmed in Ann Arbor. Will be on July 28th. That's ABCD's Nuts, y'all. How we doing on time? How's the time going? Is it good? Oh, it looks good enough.

Let's try this. I have 646. Yeah, me too. Still on Pacific Time. We both got the same time. That's the thing. Stoners and non-stoners, but still the same time. Wow.

What? That's why all the racists should get together too. Because it's still, if you're standing next to each other, you're in the same time zone. Start building up those allies. That's all I'm saying. The big fight is coming, Cameron.

I believe it. I don't know. I'm just trusting you. And it's over this next game. Because I get more complaints about this game than any other game. But the biggest complaint I get is that I don't play it enough. It's called Build

a Title. I started opening the program with it to just teach people how simple it is to build a title and uh we're gonna start with you again cameron and then uh but this time let's go to sam and then jeff and we're gonna start with filmed partially in oklahoma and i believe mentioned this evening evening. Rain Man. Rain Man. So you have to add to Rain Man. Man of Steel.

Rain Man of Steel. I like that. I also like Rain Man of Steel Magnolias. Oh. Oh, that's good. This lady thinks she's at a taping of Good Times. Tell them, Velma.

Rain Man of Steel Magnolias, Jeff. Hard Rain Man of Steel Magnolias. Yeah. I think people might be in trouble I was about to say Walk Hard but I know that's Walk Hard The Dewey Cox story So that probably doesn't count

You know too much And I'm just saying that out loud To give me more time to think You did not walk into my trap And you've given yourself more time. Bravo on both counts. But even with the more time, I'm pretty sure I'm still fucked.

Something hard. No, don't tell me. Like, I appreciate the help, but go fuck yourselves. I'm going to do this on my own. I'm a grown-ass man. You're definitely going to say what somebody just said, I'm sure. I actually didn't hear it. That's the sad part.

I wish I tried. Oh, man. They said one that you should be. It's driving everybody crazy. That's what happens. People can't take it after a while. They just start yelling shit out. And I make this mistake of every once in a while

I ask the crowd, but I do, I think it's fun to hear what people have to say, but wait your turn. That's my idea of scolding somebody. Wait your turn. I think I have to concede. I don't know. I'm fucked. Just wait your fucking turn.

What? You gotta concede? I think so, yeah. All right, all right. So he's out. Cameron's out. And then we move on to Sam. I, of course, was thinking of Die Hard. Die Hard.

Jesus Christ! Yeah. What the fuck is wrong with me? It was right there. It was right there on the tip of that person's face, right over there. Came right off the tip of it. I haven't interrupted that movie with you.

Yeah, we did that in Austin. That's true. Okay, so let's come back around to you, Jeff. And you have to come up with something that ends in die or begins with Magnolias. Leas. Eeyas.

Ears. So yeah, you're fucked on Magnolias, I think. Gotta think if something ends with die. I'm... Fuck. Nothing? Yeah, nothing. Okay. Sam, just to rub it in, do you have anything? Die, mommy, die hard. Die, mommy, die? Yeah, nothing. Okay. Sam, just to rub it in, do you have anything?

Die, mommy, die hard. Die, mommy, die. Yeah, so then I was... I thought that was pronounced D, mommy, D. The next... That's why I didn't say it. I thought of it. The next player would be stuck with die again.

Oh, you're good. But too soon yeah but that's a great answer live and let die but it's over anyway so yeah so Sam Sam wins was it the lateness of the starting time that has led to some people who are too drunk

to not yell out answers? Yes. Is that what's happening? No. So, yeah, so be careful. If you're next to one of those people, I know it's hard, because drunk people are just like, they're going to do what they're going to do.

But, you know, try to get them to not do it. Good luck. Good luck Good luck everybody Stakes are high and so am I It's in the air tonight Let's play Last Man Stanton Sam gets to start us off

Then we'll go to Jeff Then we'll go to Cameron We then we'll go to Cameron. We need... It has to be Bane, if he could whisper it to the person sitting next to him. Choose an actor, actress, or director with a large body of work. So Christopher Nolan is out.

Tom Hardy is out. I guess you could say Christian Bale, but why would you? Because he's mortal enemies. Who would you like to pick for us to play with tonight? Charlize Theron. I'll play a round of that with her.

That sounds like a good time. I'll go with the aforementioned and most recent A Million Ways to Die in the West okay did someone just go aww I think it's a good strategy get one out of the way that's already been spoke of

what do you got there Jeff Charlize yeah that's what I call her. Charlize Monster Theron. They gave her an Oscar for doing possibly the best Beetlejuice impression I've ever seen on celluloid.

And if you don't believe me, feel free to watch side by side. Hey, hey, hey, I'm not gay. Okay? I'm not gay. Alright? Tell me I'm wrong. Where's your Oscar, Sam? That's a pretty good

Beetlejuice impression. No, I was doing Charlize. I was doing Charlize. Do you think she was just like, you know, pacing a room one night trying to figure out the character? Yeah, find the voice. Fucking Beetlejuice was on?

Yep. 100%. Is that what you did with this prom episode? Oh, yeah. Maybe it's me? Yeah. I had to find a voice for it.

Okay. What'd that guy sound like? He sounded a lot like me. Are you sure it's not you? Maybe it's me. I did not put the effort in back those days. Cameron? Young adult. Okay.

That's one for sure. Um, I'm gonna go with... I would like... Shh! Weirdo. Shut up, you weirdo. I wanna say... Oh, mother fuck. Prometheus.

I want to say Aeon Flux. Yes. We're not saying whether they're good or bad. We're just naming our fucking movies. I think in that case, we don't have to. Oh, I just thought of a good one.

I just thought of a good one. Is it on you, Jeff? Yeah, the Italian job. Oh, you son of a bitch. That's what I had. Oh. You insult me and then fuck me over. Couldn't have worked out better

Cameron, you have Charlize Theron Snow White and the Huntsman? Is that what it's called? It's the prequel to Malicement I don't know, what the fuck is that called? But you said it, Snow White and the Huntsman Snow White and the Huntsman? Is that what it's called? It's the prequel to Maleficent? I don't know. What the fuck is that called? But you said it's Snow White and the Huntsman? Snow White and the Huntsman? Yeah, that's the answer. Good. That's the correct answer. Fantastic. I'm shocked that that's correct.

Right? That's correct. Yeah. It's not the sad little girl and the Huntsman? Maleficent is about Snow White? Same shit, right? I have no idea. Same shit, different season?

I didn't see either one of those movies. Golden era Disney, guys. Come on. Okay, you had one taker on that. Did you say golden era Disney? She's married, probably. Those movies came out last year. No, but Snow White

and Sleeping Beauty were both Golden Era Disney animated movies. I don't know if you had a childhood or not. Don't go fucking up completely. No, I had a childhood. It wasn't in the 40s. And where did Sleeping Beauty come from? Is that what one of these movies is about?

Listen, you guys, this is just something I want to throw in. It's not necessarily a correct title in this game, but I just always have wanted to say it because I feel it deep in my heart, and that's that the Cider House rules. It's a fucking sweet house. Really, it really is the best house.

Good night, you kings have no wing then. That was more Jay Peterman than Michael Caine. All right. That was supposed to be Michael Caine? What have you got, Sam? No stalling. Oh, no stalling? All right, the devil's advocate.

Oh. Yeah. Team Sam. Stall. Jeff. Yeah! Team Sam! Stop. Jeff? Somebody's scatting up there. This is a tough one. She's been in some movies, but...

Oh, I just thought of another one. The fucking... Yes, yes. That one. No, that one with... Don't yell out, please. Oh, yes, that one. No, that one with... Don't yell out, please. Oh, that's the one you just said, right? The devil.

Please don't yell out. Please don't yell out. Oh, Goldmember. No. You're thinking of like, what is Paltrow? At the beginning, the cameo? Is that what you're thinking? Yeah, most likely.

Okay. I might have been thinking Gwyneth Paltrow this whole time. Did I get a couple right? You lucked into a lot of right answers thinking it was Gwyneth Paltrow. What's the difference? All right, so Cameron, What do you got I got one

I know the movie but I just can't think of the Fucking title And then another one I've got locked in It's ready to go God damn it I keep wanting to say Arrested Development But I know that's not... The only thing my mind is letting me go to...

People are still trying to yell out answers. Don't yell out to me again. I'm going to do this by myself. And by that, I mean I'm not going to do it. You don't have it? I don't have it. All right, I have to use the one that I haven't saved up. It's Two Days in the Valley.

Is it down to you and me, Doug? First time we really sort of noticed her. Yeah, I think so. I hope you can come up with the other one because I got Hancock. You know what I just got? What? That thing you do.

Yeah. It's pretty good. She's in that movie. What else you got, buddy? What else do you have, buddy? Does it matter that I went first and we've named an equal amount of movies between us? Or do I have to name an extra one?

No, because if you can't name one and I can, then I win. But if you name one and I can't, then you win. But you have to go first because it's the order of things. Are you asking for a gentleman's draw? No.

You're the winner of the panel, for sure. It's just you and me right now. I think I have exhausted the depth of my paradigm. Why, Sam, why? Because it's going to be a tie. I can't think of another one. But I'm going to try.

I'm going to take 49 seconds. Really think about this. I tell you, I never want to be staring Bane in the face when trying to answer trivia questions. It's terrifying. Sam, for the win, you can take it away from me if you know the title. What was the fucking movie where she worked in the mines and was going to get black money?

Oh, North... What's it called? Don't say it! Cold Mountain. Don't say it. North Country? North Country? North Country.

North Country. Sam wins. No, with this. With a pretty heavy assist. A pretty significant assist from you, Doug. North Country. North Country, Sam wins. No, with a pretty heavy assist. A pretty significant assist from you, Doug. Thank you. I guess some lawyers got involved. They didn't want to pinpoint a specific area. It was like, yeah, we're having a problem with the mines in North Country.

Yeah. North Cadillac-y. I still prefer Silkwood and Norma Rae. This guy with his list of blind movies. It's not a competition. What is a competition is a thing that we call the Leonard Maltin game. And it's coming in pretty much right on sketch. We're doing great, everybody.

Sam gets to go first. Don't panic, you guys. That doesn't mean anything. I got to limber up here. Not in this game. And then we are going to go to... Who finished second in that last thing that we just did? I think me and Jeff got out the same round. At the same time?

Can you name one more? North Country. I think he gets it. All right, then we'll go to Jeff. Any audience, Charlize Theron's? Astronaut's Wife. Mighty Joe Young. Reindeer Games.

Damn it. Jesus. Oh, God damn it Jesus oh god damn it November sweet November yeah sweet November the legend of Bagger Vance

sir in my house oh that's fun it's so fun that there's always more house. Oh, that's fun. It's so fun that there's always more and everybody knows it and we're just looking like idiots. Don't tweet them to me.

Someone's going to hear this tomorrow and be like, you know, astronaut's wife. I'm going to be like, yeah. We missed some. It happens every time. It's the nature of the game. Get three of your friends together. I'm sorry.

That was rude. But everybody should tweet at Jeff Gwyneth Paltrow movies and just let that be. Yeah. Yeah, you guys could do that anyway. I don't really care. I just like the interaction. Shakespeare in Love.

Bounce! Sliding Doors. Iron Man. Iron Man. Iron Man. Lightning Round of Gwyneth Paltrow. Iron Man 2. Hey, you guys still aren't playing.

Everybody's playing again. I forgot to release the ban on playing from the audience. Everybody look in your hands right now. If you're holding a microphone, feel free to talk. If you're not holding a microphone, shut the fuck up. You notice how these lights are pointed one direction? Oh, I love one direction. Yeah, this show is about us and the front row, and that is it.

If you're not illuminated, you do not get to participate. You're not a part of the Illuminati. And even then, only if you're dressed as Bane and you have a translator. So yeah, you guys know how it works. Everyone's just having fun. No one's going to spoil the big game, I don't think. No. Plus I made it really hard tonight.

The game? No. A perfect murder. No. Right? No, it's pretty regular style. It's not that hard. I don't think.

Contagious! There's some... When you're picking a category, there's pretty regular style. It's not that hard. I don't think. Contagious! There's some... When you're picking a category, there's definitely some booby traps. There's definitely some older, weirder movies. Try not to repeat. I'm sure I've repeated some movies a million times. Just say booby traps again.

I bet you that Jerry Maguire has been the answer about 50 times on this show. Here we go. Did you say Jerry Lawler? What? Jerry Maguire? Oh, I thought you said Jerry Lawler. Frequent answer in this game, don't you think?

I guess. I don't know. I don't think I've ever said it. It fits a lot of funny category names. Speaking of which, Sam, you get to pick. Okay, and then who are we going to? We're going to go to Jeff. I guess we'll go to Jeff. Yeah. The host of...

Afternoon, everybody. An all-cheers podcast. Ha ha ha! That lady said hi! Hi! So gullible. You know it's not the afternoon, right? What?

I said, can I start a Frasier podcast and me and you will have a network? No. Take on the world? You can start a Frasier podcast, but we're not networking it up together. I ignore Frasier's existence.

The show really shits on the source material. Can I start a Becker podcast and we'll have a network? I think the part he's balking most at is it being in a network with you. How about a board-to-death network? I think the part he's balking most at is it being in a network with you. How about

a board-to-death network? We're already there. Well, you know what? Sam, would you like Nikki Sixx? That's the films of Nicolas Cage from 86, 96, or 06? Three Decades of Cage. The classic Ger, or 06. Three decades of Cage.

The classic Gerard Depardont, which is the films of Gerard Depardieu, if Leonard is given two stars or less. And then, Who's Your Daddy? Which makes no sense since I'm not in

Indiana. But it's still a fun category, is films that have incest in them. I'm not talking about like Jeff Goldblum's The Fly. I said incest. Tempting as that is. Give me Nikki Sixx. Nikki Sixx.

Would you like a Nikki Sixx from... Yeah, you get to choose. 86 or 96? 86. You've got to be fucking kidding me. Yeah, man, you're a real motherfucker. What? What?

Oh, my God, damn it. All right. What? Oh my god Damn it Alright I'm excited about this I don't know what's gonna happen Two stars from Leonard For this movie That he calls humdrum

But also real life Which is sometimes humdrum Sure Maybe that's why drum, but also real life. Which is sometimes humdrum. Sure. Maybe that's why. Yeah, it's the last line of the review is just three words, and it's these three words. Take a seat. That is an odd way to end a review.

Yeah, it seems like he's endorsing it, but only he gave it two stars. Yeah, he didn't really, two stars, but then take a seat. Take a seat. No, the last three words are, barely stays afloat. Barely stays afloat. But he gave it two stars.

Smells more like a one or one and a half review. And he named six people that were involved in this thing they couldn't keep afloat. How many names do you think it'll take you to figure it out, Sam? Negative two. Wow. It was so quiet in here

that you could hear the lid of the toilet backstage drop. I thought something big was coming. It's coming your way, Jeff. Fucking negative two, he says. Okay, he says name it. So he's got to name the film and then the top two build people

in the correct order. Peggy Sue Got Married starring Kathleen Turner and Nicolas Cage. You know, Sam, that's what I admire about you is you swing for the fences. I bet you Leonard liked that movie at least a little bit more than this one. It's called The Boy in Blue with Nicolas Cage and Cynthia Dale.

Yeah, the great Cynthia Dale, you guys. Rest in peace. So that means that Jeff, in his defiance, got a point against Sam the man. And I will stand by that every time. No, that was a... Because I thought it was Moonstruck, but I... Was that actually 86? Because that's what I was thinking, too.

What do you mean, was it actually? Was Peggy Sue got married also 86? You don't know that. Oh, I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying. I could look it up, but do we really care that much about it? Can't the corrections department Deal with it on Monday?

It's the weekend Let's have fun The corrections department doesn't deal with incorrect guesses They would just be flooded I guess so Alright now I gotta look it up I can't take it be flooded. I guess so. Alright, now I gotta look it up. I can't take it.

I think you're thinking of Honeymoon in Vegas. What, that he liked it better? No, where the Cameron things happened in 92. The Nick Cage wedding movie in 92. No way. Well, I never went 92 as part of a 6 category, but sure.

Go with it. The 96 was the rock. Peggy Sue got married in 1986. Peggy Sue got married wasn't the answer. I don't know what you're arguing about. I don't know if it was the right year, because I'm a curious person. And I was right.

He did like it better. Two and a half stars. So yeah, so it's, yeah. That was a terrific guess. Oh, and on the billing, what did you say for the billing? I said Turner and Cage. Yeah. Turner and Hooch. Yeah, that's right.

Bing, bang. Well, good job. See, that's exciting when both players do something very smart and only one of them gets a point for their trouble. And that person is Jeff Tate, everybody. It's like World Cup. An hour into the show, someone scores a point. I wrote that on the plane.

Yeah, because that's how the show works. I spend about an hour before we get to this part. And now it could happen. It could happen right now. Because Cameron gets to pick the category. and then we're going to go to Jeff and then to Sam. Sam might get a classic box

out on his hands. No, I've already gotten to at least make one bit. I won't be... It still doesn't mean it might not be a classic box out. Sure. Would you like, Cameron, the big C? That's not movies that start with Cameron. Those are movies that begin with the letter C.

In the dialogue. I'm kidding. I didn't. Could you imagine doing that kind of research? These movies begin with the letter C. Call me Ishmael. Spoken on screen letter C. Call me Ishmael. Yes, call me Ishmael. Okay, so we got Moby Dick.

The big C begins with the letter C. Raspberry Duff suggested The Fault in Our Cars. And that's movies where a car breaks down. And at Lou the Mailman,

L-E-W the Mailman, suggested V for Viagra. And that's movies that are over three hours long. I'm going to go with The Faults in Our Cars. I think that's what I'm... It was fun how the applause kind of built up to that last one. I know.

I don't give a shit. You went with that shitty one that nobody likes. I like car chase movies. It seems more natural for me. You think I'm going to sit through a three-hour movie? No, thank you. People like The Fault in Our Cars. That's a good category.

Two and a half stars from Leonard. This movie from 1987. He calls it bittersweet. He says about this movie that has a car breakdown in it that the music score is awful. The movie's just hurt by an awful music score. And then he lists nine names. How many names will it take you to figure out

the title of this movie, Cameron Buchholz? I'm going to go with seven names because I don't, yeah, seven names. Is this a smart play? It was the year I was born. Good way to start off. I'm not, I'm a little. All right, well, now this is not anti-smart play what you're doing now because you're helping Jeff or you're trying to trick Jeff. I don't know what's going on.

But Jeff, what do you think? What are you going to do with that? Name it. You called it, Benson! I didn't mean... I wasn't trying to... No, no, no. I mean, I did take the middle seat on purpose.

Because you knew I was going to be able to bid first when I won. Oh, yeah, yeah. You think I can't name 45 Charlize Theron movies? I sandbagged like a motherfucker. Alright, sandbagger. Here's what we're going to do.

I'm going to give you the clues again, Cameron. And I'm going to give you the clues again Cameron and I'm going to give you seven names from this movie from 1987 two and a half stars from Leonard bittersweet

hurt by an awful music score it's got some sort of car breakdown in it. And your seven names are Ben Stein, Edie McClure. Can I stop you right there? If you want to show off, sure.

I absolutely do. It's fucking Ferris Bueller's Day Off. That's 1986. Is it not? That's why you wouldn't want to stop me there. You know what, I don't care. Because then I'd go on to say William Wyndham, Dylan Baker, Kevin Bacon, Michael McKeon. Oh.

Yeah, and Layla Robbins Oh I hate everybody Yeah Start with a mirror, bro Jesus The answer, of course, is planes, trains, and automobiles And, yeah

And technically, the movie is called Ferris Bueller's Day Off The answer, of course, is planes, trains, and automobiles. And, yeah. And technically, the movie is called Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Not fucking Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Chicka-chicka. God damn it. I thought I had it. Because I'm pretty positive I was named after Cameron from Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Like, my parents deny it, but I'm pretty sure.

And a car breaks down in that movie, the Porsche. Fry. All right. Rub it in, sir. Or whatever. Jeff already won, right? He sure did. Sam was really confident in his wrong answer earlier.

It just happens. When Cameron was in Need for Plan. But he didn't stop you like a fucking asshole. I was fucking all ready with the Bueller. No! God damn it. Yeah, that's what I... Ben Stein tricked you, man. Ben Stein had... Sometimes I don't get the chance to say this to the guests,

but I just wait until I... Let me finish talking and then say something because I'll probably tell you more than you thought you were going to hear. But here's the question Cameron if he had said all the names would you have gotten Planes Trains? Probably not.

Okay well then. But it doesn't matter because he didn't have to say all the names. Nice. Like I don't know. Wait Why can't I remember who Ben Stein played you know Kevin Bacon wasn't in the one you guessed I would know it wasn't Ferris Bueller

but I don't think I would have known who was playing James Bond I mean same writer director right or at least same writer I don't know if he directed both of them he did I think I believe he wrote and directed both it was the 86, 87

So close is what I'm goddamn saying And I'm trying to make myself not feel like such a fucking asshole No you got a lot closer than I mean I believe there's literally Two movies that Edie McClurg And Ben Stein are in together Let's do love like Hate like

Hate love Love like hate Love hate like, hate love. What? Love like hate, hate love. Something to that effect of the films of John Hughes. Yeah. Curly Sue, death. Okay, so that's your hate. Yep. Okay, what's your hate, Jeff?

What John Hughes movie do you hate? Rest in peace peace by the way This is good to start with the hate Because we're really going to heap the praise on later I'll probably go with Ah shit I don't know I don't know any of the movies that I hate You can pass once

I don't want to use that yet Yeah hate you hate it Then Curly Sue. Okay. It's fucking Curly Sue bandwagon happening here. What did that little girl do to you besides the adorable Pepsi commercial? I'm more of a Coca-Cola man. That was Haley Kate Eisenberg was the Pepsi girl.

Yeah. And she's not Curly Sue? No, no. That's Jesse Eisenberg's little sister. Oh Yeah And she's not Curly Sue? No, that's Jesse Eisenberg's little sister Wait, who was Curly Sue? It's weird that they would look like each other Oh really? She got out of the game? She got out of the game

She moved to Oklahoma Where is she? Take a bow What's happening? I'm supposed to name a movie that I hate And I'm going to go out on a limb and say 16 Candles You hate it? Yeah, I hate it, it's annoying to me Are you surprised that you hate it?

Long Duck Dong hasn't really held up over time I'm just leaning into Jeff Tate's whole idea of me But I fucking hate 16 Candles I recently just saw Revenge of the Nerds again, and I like that a lot better. But I do like John Hughes movies. So for me, hate would have to be... Damn it, there's some tough ones.

Maybe that's why Darth Vader sounded like that. He's just always having a hard time with decisions. Oh, I'm going to change my answer. I'm going to change my hate. Blow it up. What? Can I change my hate? Sure. Did he write Vegas Vacation? Yes. No. He did not write Vegas Vacation. He didn't write it?

Not even a little bit. Not even a little bit on European Vacation? He wrote that in the first movie. Okay, European Vacation is my one I hate. Yeah, that movie is awful. But that movie was one of the first movies I ever saw boobs in. And it was very exciting. Because there's like the German girl at the thing

and then the strip club in Paris. It's great if you're 11 years old and sneaking into your parents' VHS collection. Everybody's got a reason to love something. Let's try love, Sam What's your favorite John Hughes movie? My favorite John Hughes movie? Bar none

Favorite John Hughes I just said it National Lampoon's Vacation Directed by the late, great Harold Ramis Okay Jeff What's one that you love? I'm going to say Christmas Vacation The late, great Harold Ramis. Okay. Jeff,

what's one that you love? I'm going to say Christmas Vacation. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Boo! Boo! That's what that guy says. Harold Ramis has two voice cameos in Vacation, by the way. The next time

it comes on, you can appreciate them both. Yeah, the moose out front should have told us. The moose out front is, America's favorite family fun rug is closed for two weeks. Sorry. That's Harold Ramis. And then also Harold Ramis, after they get arrested and Eddie Bracken is standing there,

and he's Roy Wally, you can hear Harold Ramis not using a voice go, we're all finished up here, Mr. Wally. You want us to take him downtown and book him? That's Harold Ramis. Which, not doing a We're all finished up here, Mr. Wall. You want us to take them downtown and book them? That's Harold Ramis. Which, not doing a voice, and it escapes so many people. One, two, three, five. Meet up with Sam after the show.

He'll tell you more of this stuff. Yep. I'm going to have a whole sit-down. It's like his version of close-up magic. Cameron will start darkid right with Sam. Just have an innocent conversation about a film or a filmmaker and then watch out for the facts.

All the directors who do their own voiceover work in their movie. Dave Mickey Evans did it for The Sandlot. That's right. What happened? You're interested in this one? Why everybody gasp? Dave McEvans, who wrote and directed The Sandlot

Is the voice of the older version of Thomas Greer's character That's how I got us into the biggest pickle Wait, where did that one come from? I was talking about directors who do voiceover work in their own films Oh What? That guy's in Pick a new category I was talking about directors who do voiceover work in their own films. Oh. What? That guy's in... Pick a new category. Wait, the guy who directed Sandlot was on vacation?

Yes. I'll stop paying attention. Can we play one more round of Leonard Maltin for fun? Yeah. Can I say what my favorite... I hate that I like some kind of wonderful. For some reason, I can watch that one from beginning to end whenever it's on. You just like sexy Leah Thompson.

She was cute in that, and Mary Stewart Masterson was that cute kind of fantasy of like, oh, she plays the drums and fixes cars, but she's still fucking cute. Yeah. And What's-His-Name had like a linen jacket, the bad guy. And yeah, it was it was it's classic yeah i was gonna say my favorite is dutch ed o'neill no one gives a shit the only one but it's fucking ed o'neill and then to tie it back around is the one who plays the fucking son in vegas vacation that's right that's ethan ethan embry credited then is as Ethan Randall. And can I tell you a crazy Dutch story?

I don't like this one. Can you tell it to us in English? Yes, you're going to like this one. A guy from the Sandlot did voiceover in Dutch when they were in the diner and they were like pancakes. And the other guy was like, pancakes, please. That was the guy who directed the Sandlot. Yeah. Right?

You're going to like this one. You know Sam's is going to be better than yours, right? So, Dutch starring Ed O'Neill and Ethan Embry, then credited as Ethan Randall. He was just like 13 or 14 years old. And he shoots this movie with Ed O'Neill. The movie comes out. Doesn't really do well box office-wise.

Ed O'Neill does not see the kid or hear from him for over over almost 20 years And then in the mid 2000s ABC brought back Dragnet and called it LA Dragnet And they hired Ed O'Neill

And Ethan Embry To play the two leads And day one of production Embry shows up to say Hey can you believe it Ed we're finally we're back together and Ed O'Neill is like I don't know who you are who's Ethan Embry

I worked with Ethan Randall 20 years ago he's like it's me I'm all grown up now and Ed O'Neill is like how about that well let's shoot this show now not awkward at all pancakes please that? Well, let's shoot this show now. Not awkward at all. Pancakes, please. Sam gets to pick a category.

Celebrating a birthday today on Doug Benson Day is the great John Cusack. John Q! He's off somewhere being miserable about something. And... As is his one.

Another category is the El Duderino category, which is seven words or more in the title. Okay. Because it's, you know, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

And then, hold on to your potatoes! And that, of course, is film set in Ireland. Well, I gave you shit for that the last time it came up, so let's go with that. Oh, you like the Ireland thing? Yeah, let's get one. Let's do Ireland.

Oh, we gotta wait till next year for Cusack. God damn it. It's coming to you next, Jeff. He's just got too big a body of work Jeff's next and then Cameron Three and a half stars from Leonard for this movie From 1975 Perfect Yeah, he says about this movie That it is exquisite

And he also says that it is deliberately paced but never boring. And he lists, which is what I aspire to be, he lists seven, nine, eleven, twelve names, it looks like.

Whopping 12 names. Yeah, 12. Yeah, I will take all 12. Take them all, Sam. Take them. 11. Name that movie. Oh, Cameron.

Very strategic in this round that doesn't really matter. Yeah. You lost already. Pass me that name tag so I can get the shithead off the back, Cameron. And same with, I don't need yours, Jeff, because you won. This is Sam's. Oh, okay, that's Sam's.

Nice. Oh, you even took the thing off for me. Thank you. Here we go Okay Could have taken longer probably I saw both of the shitheads And I'm going to say preemptively I really, really love the theme

Oh, okay So they're both tied together in a great way That no one listening to the podcast is going to care about But you people in this room Fucking fully on board You guys in the future just write, not only don't read the shithead, but don't go off about

what the shithead said. I've already lost. I don't give a shit now. Here's the names that you get. How many does he get? 11? 11 of 12. 11 of 12. Okay, well, this is a big waste of time.

Here we go. Michael Hordron. Marie Keane. Leonard Rositer. Andre Morel. Frank Middlemass. Murray Melvin. Guy Hamilton. Stephen Berkoff

Hardy Kruger Patrick McGee Patrick McGee and Marissa Berenson only one name remains in this movie that Leonard gave three and a half stars because it's exquisite and it is deliberately paced but never boring.

While you're thinking on it, Patrick McGee played, he's credited as conspirator, I think. Oh, no, he's not conspirator. That's John Savant. He's in A Clockwork Orange. He's the guy who poisons Malcolm McDowell because he raped his wife. Spoiler alert? Was there a gasp? 1971. I think we're in the clear patrick mcgee has the most made-up irish name of all time oh i'm patrick mcgee look at me i'm fucking irish over here

is the movie called 1975 uh-huh oh i going to need another minute. Is it called Leap Year? It'd be amazing. It'd be so amazing if Jeff Tate said out loud right then the name.

Who's the first build? That's how you're going to show off on this one. No. You already won. Naming it when I give you one more name. You lost, but you won in the hearts of everybody. I just like playing the game. So does the audience.

You're right. Jeff won, and now he's... All right. The top build person is Ryan O'Neill. And the movie is called... Barry Lyndon. Barry Lyndon. Yeah, Barry Lyndon.

Yeah, that's a tough one. That's a real tough one. Also a Kubrick. Both Kubricks. That's why Patrick Yee's in both. Yeah, well, we've finally got rid of that hold on to your potatoes category. And I thank you very much for that.

Those potatoes are rotten. I really wanted it to be Far and Away, which obviously was not 75, but I'm pretty sure that takes place in both Ireland and Oklahoma. Okay. Right? Doesn't it? Yeah. No.

Land run and shit. Let's run that by... Cusack would have been a fun category. We all heard it, right? We heard what he said. So we can leave it at that. But do you got any plugs, Cameron? it right. We heard what he said. So we can leave it at that. But do you got any plugs, Cameron? This very week

I'll be at the Ludeman Comedy Club right here in Oklahoma City. July 3rd through the 7th or something. And then July 26th I will be at the Gathering of the Juggalos. Not joking. And that's somewhere in the middle of nowhere outside of Columbus, Ohio.

Is Mrs. Potato Dick performing again this year? If she's wearing clown makeup, absolutely she is. Jeff, what do you got coming up, buddy? Jeff Tate. I'm going to be July 10-13

Cincinnati. Are you going to be July 10-13 Cincinnati Are you going to be in Columbus, Ohio at all? No Then what the fuck did you just yell out Columbus for Guy in the crowd The guy is just being wishful hopeful Just yelling out cities It's not even

I know we're all bummed he won't be in Columbus Guys They have a table I don't Our drinks are filled with water That's what I call all bummed he won't be in Columbus, guys. They have a table I don't. Yeah, we're also, we're just, our drinks are filled with water. That's what I call a party fuck-up. Hey, I got more plugs. I got more

plugs. July 3. WT fuck, man. July 3, 4, and 5, I'm at Winston-Salem, North Carolina at the Laughin' Gas. Is the name of that club? That can't be true. I didn't name it. It's got a dumb name. Find out the real name you guys on the internet and then go to that place.

So come see me in Cincinnati or Winston Salem. My album comes out July 8th. Just Another Clown. And I got a podcast now where I talk about cheers. It's called Afternoon Everybody. The second episode. Hi. The second episode will be up Monday.

She's passed out at this point. Not responding anymore. Sam, where can people see you do your thing? Five minutes after this show's out, I'm going to be hosting a second show in the back where I talk about directors doing weird stuff in movies that nobody asks questions about. And also, you can see me every Sunday on KevinPollock'sChatShow.com.

We're on Hulu, Earwolf, iTunes, YouTube. I don't know. All that stuff. So many devices you can't even keep track of which ones you're on. There's way too many. Los Angeles, Getting Doug with High, live at Largo. Once again, July 14th. It's going to be an amazing lineup

of people getting high for your viewing pleasure. Thank you for the first time. I think we got through this pretty awesomely. Oklahoma City. Yeah, Oklahoma City. Let's do it again next year. Sunday, June 28th, Doug Benson Day.

2015 Wolf of Wall Street Fight Terminator. Steve Judgment Day. Dot, dot, dot. And thank you to all of my guests. Sam Levine, Jeff Tate, Cameron Bogholtz.

As, and we'll see you guys at the next show. I'm going to try to get all these guys to do a little stand-up for you in the next show. It'll be a lot of fun. But as always, oh yeah, get that guy his prizes. Good call.

He's still got the mask on, too. That guy's super committed. Wow, okay, these do have a theme. Cameron was right. Mary Fallon is a shithead. Yeah! Christina Fallon's headdress is a shit now it's time for Doug to watch a movie

there's no room in his heart for you because Doug loves movies There's no room in his heart for you Cause the, the movies