Doug Loves Movies - Samm Levine, Steve-O and Eli Roth guest

Episode Date: November 27, 2023

Live from The Lab at the Hollywood Improv, Doug welcomes Samm Levine, Steve-O and Eli Roth to the show.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds with 50 azepop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies! Hey, hey, hey everybody! My is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. Very nice. Chelsea leading the way on that one. Very good job. We're coming to you for the second time from the Improv Lab

at the world-famous Hollywood Improv in Los Angeles, California. All right, here we go. in Los Angeles, California! Alright, here we go. This is episode 1476. Give or take a few bonus episodes and such. And it's Tuesday, November... Wait, 21st? Okay.

Again, ahead of myself. This episode doesn't come out until Sunday night, so it's a little ahead of itself. But here goes. It's Tuesday, November 21st. 23 Kingsmen, the golden circle of friends with benefits, a wonderful life as we know it could happen to you. Only live twice in a lifetime. Time, cop and a half. Nelson of Rambo, First Blood, part two for the road. House Terminator 2, Judgment Dazed and Confused,

Carstenic and Old Lace in the Old School of Rock and Roll, High School Ties Without a Face Office Space. and old lace in the old school of rock and roll high school ties without a face office space that's getting longer and longer I'm going to stop doing it when this year ends so I'm looking forward to that

it's time for Doug Plugs. I thought you were going to be there for me on the chanting about the Doug Plugs, but it didn't happen. Instead, people just ordered drinks you shake up. Doug Loves Movies is back at LOL Comedy Club. It's a real place in San Antonio, Texas, on Saturday, December 2nd, at 420. And for all my dates and deets,

okay, are you ready for this one? I don't know. We'll see if anybody can handle it. All of my dates are at DougLovesMovies.com. That's DougLovesMovies.com. Yeah. Cacaw wallet. doglovesmovies.com. That's doglovesmovies.com. Caw-caw. Yeah.

Caw-caw. Wallet. Ted Danson. Shh. It's like one actor strike and everybody in L.A. forgets everything. Everything that they've ever known. From the corrections department,

the movie Black Coat's Daughter is also known as February. I'm glad we cleared that up. All right, and one more thing before I bring the guests out here. The prize box. Someone is going to win this box tonight. I get sent stuff, and I appreciate it every

time I'm not looking a gift horse in the mouth here but I got this box for a movie called the holdovers has anyone seen the holdovers is it good people love it right people are super into the holdovers so they sent me a box that's you know intended you know help promote the holdovers and So they sent me a box that's intended to help promote the holdovers and I like to pay it forward so someone tonight is going to win this box of stuff and I'll just show you the kind of

magical gifts that they give you in these boxes to try to get you to support their movie. Oh, thank you for grabbing that water bottle for me. That was terrific. Are you a professional roadie? That was really smooth.

Thank you. This doesn't come in the holdovers box. It's just extra. A sponsor of the show that you're listening to or watching right now is this company called Aura Frames, where they make these cool frames that you can put pictures right out of the internet onto them,

and you can give it to, like, an old person. So one of those is in the prize box tonight, I think, at, like, $140 retail value. But then the holdovers, you got this lovely notebook binder thingy that says the holdovers, you got this lovely notebook binder thingy with the it says the holdovers on it. The movie takes place at a school, right?

Called Barton. So here's a fake, it's a fake school, Barton. Here's a shirt, a sweatshirt for it, for Barton. This is another weird thing they put in here. A vinyl record of the Holdovers. Original motion picture

soundtrack. Did it have a good soundtrack? It did? Alright. Well there you go. So yeah, you can have it on vinyl. And some other bric-a-brac. Some pencils that say the Holdovers. They really ran with the school theme. And you know, I think they did

a terrific job. And it's a really secure box that you can use again for something else. Or you can just, you know, it could just be in landfill for the rest of eternity. But all of that is going to be won by someone. The excitement

is just mounting and building. And do you want to get those guests out here? Shall to get those guests out here? Shall we get the guests out here? We got three great ones. Give it up for Steve O., Eli Roth, and Sam Levine. Coming in, shaking hands like a politician. Oh, get a hug.

Nice to see you. Thank you so much for being here. Somebody's microphone fell on the floor. The middle seat, your microphone's on the floor. This is like the three bears in one of the microphones. It's not good enough. There you go. I got it.

He's got it. I'll roadie my own mic. Go ahead and have some seats, fellas. Oh, that's... I usually try to remember to have something you can put your drinks on, so I apologize that you're gonna...

I've got this big table over here. I'm just gonna be showing off with it the whole time. Like, look, I can put my drink here. I can put my drink here. Put it over here. I got a my drink here. Put it over here. I got a lot of options. You just have to sit there and hold it. I apologize.

Do you want to put it on my table? No, dude. Okay. Also, do you want to use your real voice? I love hearing you again. Let's meet everybody individually and alphabetically by first name. Yeah. Oh, look at that.

Oh, my goodness. They can put their drinks on that stool. That's the kind of crack team they hear. They call it the improv lab, but this is no experiment. This is entertainment reality right before your eyes. Okay, so what was I trying to get into? Oh, introducing everybody. Alphabetically, by first name. So let's hear it for the man who has a motion picture

in theaters right now. His name is Eli Roth, everybody. ELI ROHT, JR.: Thank you. Thank you. I like that he wore the corn holders in the ears. And it looks like a Death Proof t-shirt, I believe. It's Jackass. Oh, Jackass, close.

It's very similar. I went with the, like, Tarantino theme. Yeah, this guy came in with a little something for both of you. Yeah, for two of you. Yeah, that's really, that's some intense costuming. Poor Sam Levine's left out over there. But I would dare say he seems like a bit of a freak or a geek. Yeah.

So I think the costume's complete. I've done a fair amount of children's programming. You could have worn something of that ilk. I don't know. Yeah, this guy's probably watching a lot of uh disney channel or whatever the fuck you're talking about yeah yeah it's probably what he's into yeah you can tell uh we'll get to you in a second dude uh we have to talk to eli roth about uh number one movie in the country probably the world thanksgiving talk about hunger games but yes thanksgiving we

could also talk about. I don't have much to say about it. Number one horror movie in the world. Yeah, there you go. I knew there was some sort of... It's the number one Eli Roth movie

in theaters now. It's true. This is true. But also number one in the sense that you were saying before the show, best reviews of your career.

Yeah, it's weird. I guess if you hang around long enough, they get used to you and then eventually they run out of negative things to say, best reviews of your career. Yeah, it's weird. I guess if you hang around long enough, they get used to you and then eventually they run out of negative things to say, but it's been great. It's been really critics have loved it, but more importantly, the fans are loving it. Have you guys seen the movie? Did you enjoy it? Yes.

Well, this guy's fine. I don't know what that noise was. Doug, please, his hearing problems. I didn't like it. But yeah, people are out there seeing it. I have not seen it yet because I thought it would be fun to genuinely see it on Thanksgiving. Yeah, I think a lot of people are waiting to see it on Thanksgiving. I think it's a fun thing to do.

You just go to the theater and throw up your dinner. That's the fun. Oh, no. Eli is also too modest to push his own film, but he and I just met tonight, and I can tell you, it is such a good movie, you guys. It's so

fun. You are going to have fun at this movie. I promise so. Definitely check out Thanksgiving. Sam Levine approved. Thank you. There you go. Well, then, I might as well introduce him. I might as well say it. Sam Levine is here, everybody. Hi, Doug. Lil' Wolverine, a.k.a. Lil' Logan, a.k.a. Lil' what's Hugh Jackman up to now, leaving his wife.

Yep, Lil' leaving his wife, but not mine. I'm very much with my wife. Lil' co-starring in Deadpool. There you go. And how are you doing, Sam? I his wife, but not mine. A little co-starring in Deadpool. There you go. And how are you doing, Sam? I'm great, buddy. You're here tonight because just mere days ago, you were the winner on an episode of the show, and so you're coming back as a champion.

Do you feel like you have some formidable competition this evening? Well, I genuinely did just meet Steve-O tonight, but if there is anyone I know off the top of my head who knows an enormous amount of movies, it's definitely Eli, so yeah! Yeah! If Scott Baio's a category, he's

in trouble. I would just say that. It's a whole white squall all night. Wait, I was thinking Scott Wolf. Yeah, I was gonna say Scott Bale was in a night squall. So Sam's eliminated. Thanks for coming, Sam. All right, take care. We might validate

if you ask nicely. My apologies to Scott Wolf, by the way. If you beg for it. Yeah, well, you know, the wolves, they all listen to this. Wolves and Wolves. Virginia? Yeah, every Wolf you could think of is a fan of Doug Love's movies. And also joining us, preparing for battle by making sure his glasses are clean.

It's Steve-O, everybody! Hey, everybody. Now, you've got a stand-up comedy special? I do. It's a multimedia comedy special called Steve-O's Bucket List. comedy special called Steve-O's Bucket List and it is wildly X-rated

and just filthy and terrible. Terrible as in you do awful and say awful things. I do awful things. I think it's the greatest thing I've ever made if I'm honest. It's a journey

through a list of forbidden stunts that were never intended to actually happen because they were so literally over the top. And the show presents these forbidden stunts in descending order of my fiancé's approval and support. Wow. Wow. Yeah. It's pretty heavy. There's some quite life-threatening stunts,

like where medical professionals steal drugs from the hospital, and I have general anesthesia drugs administered while I'm riding a bicycle, and I have epidural drugs. Wait, that's not safe, right? No, no. I had epidural drugs injected into my spine to paralyze me while I was in a full sprint. Yeah, high-level stuff

that I never would have been able to do for Jackass. There's one that uh I love hearing that jackass had some sort of rules some sort of limits yeah they're like whoa no thank you there's here's a list of 10 things steve-o go make your own thing yeah I mean I offered them the epidural foot race and they said dude we can't do that I mean because I offered them the epidural foot race, and they said, dude, we can't do that. I mean, because everyone's going to try it once they see you do it. Oh, my God. So wait, so this is a special or a series?

It's a multimedia comedy show. Okay. The show is a journey through the bucket list and after each bit I pay it off by showing you the forbidden footage of the stunt. I see. Alright. So where do people start this journey? This is at

steveo.com Oh, you just go to your website. You just go to my website, yeah. There's one where I go skydiving butt naked with another man strapped to my back, and I jack off to completion. Whoa! Simultaneously ejaculating as I fall out of the airplane.

Wait, so you couldn't convince the guy to do a reach around? You had to do all the work? I did it all myself. Okay. Is that you or the ripcord? Good night! Yeah, as you hit the ground. I thought I pulled the ripcord.

Pulled something else. Was there like a... Was everybody in the drop zone warned? What was going on up there? It's funny that you mention the drop zone warned? What was going on up there? It's funny that you mention the drop zone because it came to me as a surprise that I had to time this ejaculation within a very precise window of just two minutes. Otherwise, we would miss the drop zone. Right. So I had to really thread the needle with that one.

zone. Right. So I had to really thread the needle with that one. What did he like whisper sexy shit in your ear? Like how did you move quickly? I brought a portable DVD player. Oh my God. Can you imagine you're plummeting through the sky and like I still need to see some

tits to complete this. That's wild. Yeah, I mean, I got to the point of no return, and then I gave the sign. That means we exit the plane. So on the way out of the plane. Oh, I see.

That's wild. Okay. So it's like you're watching an in-flight movie, like we all do. Right. And then, hey, open the window. This went too far far I need to I need to evacuate ejaculate yeah what was the movie you watched like it's got to

be some pretty extreme terms of endearment yeah little Shirley MacLaine got it going every time I went to the adult film store and I perused the aisles and there was one DVD that just kind of jumped out at me. It had a particularly pretty lady on the cover. I didn't actually check the title. I just grabbed it. Turned out it was called Anally Corrupted 2. Yeah, the first one doesn't work. I that on a rollercoaster and it was like nothing not so hard to is where they really take it up a notch yeah a t o is how they spell it right in a really corrupted as well in addition yeah, it's a fun, wild time.

It's distinctly too hot for jackass. Too hot for anything, really, which is why it is at steveo.com. Too hot for anything. And it's available right now? It is. Oh, this is fantastic news. Yeah.

Listen to the rest of this show and then check it out. Or pause this show and go right to it. Because, I mean, it just sounds like it might be difficult to pick which of your adventures you want to watch first. Because you have so many interesting ones to choose from. So where do you recommend people start? At the beginning. Okay. Yeah people start? At the beginning. Okay. Yeah, yeah.

At the beginning. That's smart. That's smart. That's interesting. You put things in some sort of order? Yep. Okay, good, good. That'll guide everybody what to do.

Because now every time a series comes out, people start ranking the episodes and what order you should watch them in, especially anything that's an anthology in nature, you know. Wow. I have not heard of that phenomena. No, because you're busy jerking off while you're falling to your death.

You died doing what you loved. Jerking off on innocent people. Innocent farmers! Just out there doing their jobs. All right, before we get to the games tonight, I would like to have each of you recommend a movie. And we are taping this right before Thanksgiving,

but it'll come out, this episode will come out on monday so uh you know we're gonna be fully into it by then the uh holiday season so if you don't mind i'd like each one of you to recommend a holiday movie there's so many of them i mean if you just lifetime movies alone there's thousands to choose from. What do you think, Eli Roth? Do you have a, I mean, is it cheating to just say Thanksgiving, that you should watch Thanksgiving all the way up to Christmas? That should be the rule. It's cheating to not watch Thanksgiving.

Yeah. But if you want to get in the mood for Thanksgiving, you could do worse than Silent Night, Deadly Night, which is just an absolutely insane, unapologetic, wonderful holiday slasher film with some fans. It's about 40 minutes of buildup with the killer where you watch this person go crazy, and then once he's unleashed, it's just pure joy.

There's a scene where the kid's sledding, and the killer comes out. He's waiting for his friend, and then his friend comes out without a head, and the head's rolling next to him. It's that level of awesomenessess from 1984 it's sublime silent night deadly night did they was that one that ended up being like sequel i like did they do yeah they did they did a few of them it was the first one that really made the like killer santa claus movie there's

been a few of them code red but this like, this is the one that there were so many protests. I saw it in the theaters when I was 12. It was like a rapturous, like a religious experience. You know, like, was part two, like, still silent, still deadly, that kind of thing? Well, it wasn't as

good, because the fun was watching Billy, you know, get corrupted, and his catchphrase is punish because of course he watches his parents get murdered by a santa claus on the side of this crazy opening scene as they're going to see the grandpa at the insane asylum who's like in a coma and soon as the parents like he pops out of the coma and grabs him and warns him about he's out there and then his parents get hacked up so he's in the orphanage but he's triggered whenever he sees santa claus and of course he's 18 and they're like here's billy they make him work

in you know the department store because he sort of looks like zach gallagher when like the zach gremlins zach gallagher sure sure was on um and then he just they forced him to put on the santa claus outfit and he just goes on a killing rampage it's just sublime but nothing it never quite hit the levels you know know, it's like Sleepaway Camp, the first one's so good. Sleepaway Camp 2 is fun, but nothing quite hit the level of the first one. Friday the 13th actually kind of got better.

Alright. Don't forget to check out Eli Roth's History of Horror. Still available. Where can people watch the I don't even know it was on Shudder

it was on Shudder now I think it's AMC Plus AMC Plus or something I think it's just yeah I think really Thanksgiving's all you're going to get

these days in theaters only what's AMC Plus that's a really good question there was this thing I was like what is this

they're like well if you want your shows a day early you subscribe to AMC Plus and I was like okay that's it like i don't know yeah we're on it a day early if you to watch stuff because like the walking dead fans they don't want to wait they wanted to know what happened so everyone they started a streaming service like amc plus better call sol was also that kind of yeah but there's no commercials and you get it early you get like

early access to stuff got it i was thinking was thinking of the movie theaters AMC. No, that would be like AMC Plus, like an extra movie theater. No, it's the channel AMC. But you can see Thanksgiving at AMC theaters, plus Regal and Cinemark. Yeah, dude. That's the best I could do for that one. I bet you Draft House Cinemas are showing it and have a special Thanksgiving meal with it.

They absolutely are. Yeah, they know how to do that. They're smart. Smart marketers. All right, so that's one down. Two to go. Sam Levine, please recommend a holiday movie. Something as cheery as Silent Night, Deadly Night, if possible.

I can only think of one. Evil Dead 2. Is it a Christmas-y movie? It is for me, as a Jewish person. Because you're up for anything. Yeah, yeah. All right. I mean, look, I don't want to...

Jon Stewart, 25 years ago, talked about how, as a Jewish person person having to sit through Christmas movies is so aggravating because every time it's the exact same movie oh I'm so excited for Christmas oh no Christmas is ruined no wait every single time and he's not wrong and that was 25 plus years ago

although in Silent Night Deadly, Christmas really is ruined. There is no, oh, wait. You're just going with Evil Dead 2. I'm going with Evil Dead 2, yeah. I think it's never a wrong time to recommend Evil Dead 2. And you're talking first time around. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. First Evil Dead 2.

Yeah. All right. Steve? Man, I'm really racking my brain for this one. And I was going to say The Return of the Living Dead. Oh, great movie. Yeah. What?

You don't have to say a horror movie. The question is, please I want you to know that that was my first thought before any other before they even started with their horror movies yeah you were already like return of living dead boom yeah holiday movie i i'm not gonna argue with you about it uh i you know i think uh that's what a lot of people are doing these days it's kind of like uh turning things on their head you know doing the opposite of what you're supposed to do so these are especially in this order i think if you watch silent eye deadly night it's like at least it's christmasy yeah and Deadly Night it's like at least it's Christmassy

and then after that it's just like fuck it right my other thought was the original RoboCop I'd buy that for a dollar it has like a insanely

high score on Rotten Tomatoes RoboCop the first one it's very popular It has an insanely high score on Rotten Tomatoes. RoboCop, the first one. It's very popular because it was satirical. Brilliant film. And you got to see a guy get hit by a car after he took an acid bath, so he just deteriorates. Paul McCrane?

Yeah. And RoboCop 2, not so much. Kurtwood Smith. No, they keep trying with the Robocop. Because then they had new Robocop for a couple of times. But you can't recapture that original magic. And shout out to Tony Gardner, who is the special effects master responsible for Return of the Living Dead, all the Chucky movies,

turning Johnny Knoxville into bad grandpa, like all this wonderful stuff. Tony Gardner. Nice, yes. Yeah. All right. Thanks for those recommendations, dudes. And we are going to play some games right after this break.

We'll be right back. We're back. We picked some. Yay. Thanks, everybody. So we picked some name tags during the break that these dudes are going to play for. So let me just recap for the listeners that Eli picked Kill Gil. And Sam picked, I want to make sure I say this right, Richard Chewell.

And Steve is playing for No Country for Old Ren. Thanks, Ren. And Chuel. And Gil. And good luck to each and every one of you. Yeah. The first game we're going to play tonight is called Live, Die, Repeat. It's Sam's favorite game, as you can see, and here's why.

Because anybody could win in this fast-paced and exciting game. I'm going to say out loud the title of an existing motion picture. The first person on stage who repeats back the entire title word for word, spoken unbroken, as Beetlejuice likes to say, wins. Wins the game. Every time, you can guess as often as you like.

Every time somebody says an answer that's incorrect, I'll start back at the beginning of the title. Does that make sense? Yes. I promise you're not going to like this. I don't get it. You're going to say the title

and then we got to say the title. All you got to do is say it back. Yeah. It's deceptive. It's not going to say the title and then we got to say the title. All you got to do is say it back. Yeah. Yeah. It's deceptive. It's not going to be a short movie title. Got it. Yeah.

It's not going to be. Let's try a practice one. See how you do. Jackass 3D. Jackass 3D. See, Eli would be the winner. Because he said Jackass 3D. Yep.

Can I go home now? The quickest. Yep. Give Ren the box. Game's over. Let's do another one. The clock with the house full of... Nope.

The house full of... The walls and the clock. The house with the clock. Eli wins again. Thank you. But I'm not going to fuck it up like that. I'll say it for real. So you're saying the title with the words out of order?

No. That was. I shouldn't have done that. I was just goofing around. You just got the title of my work wrong. Yeah. No, I was just being silly. I need another practice go.

Okay, let's try another one. True Grit. True Grit. Yeah need another practice go. Okay, let's try another one. True Grit. True Grit. Yeah, see, you win. Okay. Okay, now let's do True Grit 2. You ready? True Grit 2.

Rooster Cogburn. There, it's Rooster Cogburn. All right so so he doesn't have to say true grit to roost burn cock burn no because that wasn't what it was called they just went they just went bone dry they just said we don't need the words true grit anymore everybody loves john wayne as rooster cockburn so they just named the movie after him while catherine heron stood there catherine uh right wasn't she in it with him yes catherine hepburn yeah catherine heather was like oh rooster you old fart you old cockburn you you you old cock burn. You old cock burn.

Giving me cock burn. Why are you coming around with that burnt cock? I will burn your cock. Oh, people love Catherine Hepburn impressions. People never tire of it. All right. So, yeah. So, you'll get the feel for it as it goes along, what's happening. And like Sam said, you might not like it.

But here we are. Okay. Okay. The In Consolable Widow Thanks All

These players have a different approach. The inconsolable widow thanks all these players have a different approach than I am used to. Apologize. Let me start over. The inconsolable widow thanks all who consoled.

The inconsolable widow thanks all who consoled her. That is correct. Wow, good guess. You're a mastermind figuring out where that sentence was going. Could have gone a lot of ways. You figured out what the subject was and put it all together. That's an Italian sex comedy from 1973. I know it well, Doug.

The inconsolable widow thanks all who consult her. I really think it's a movie where a woman just goes around thanking people. Hey, you really consoled me good. Who directed it? I don't know. But, you really consoled me good. Who directed it? I don't know. But, you know, it's on the internet. You did it in English. I was able to learn about it.

I would have got it. It's in English? The title's in English. The title's in English. It's an Italian film. Oh, how do you say it in Italian? Well, you'd have to say it first, then I could repeat it. Otherwise, it'd be cheating. Yeah, I mean, but I'm guessing Inparable is like, you know, pretty close. Yeah.

I'm already saying it. You got to use your hands a lot. Yeah. What's Italian for widow? Well, me, now that I missed this. Oh, no, no. My wife's Italian. She's going to kill me for missing that one.

No, she'll be all right. You think she's going to listen to this? Never. Not a chance. I explained to her what a comedy show is. She's like, what? Why? Per que?

They tell jokes. You're not funny. Why? I can't wait for you to tell her about the rent joke. Oh, my God. Terrible. Oh, no. That was during the rent joke. Oh, my God. Terrible. Oh, no, that was during the break. Oh, people will have to wonder.

Yeah. She's not going to console you when you come home. No. If you lose tonight. All right, so Sam won that first game. It's basically just a warm-up game, you know, just for fun. Yeah. This next game is where we get serious,

and it's a game that I call Purple Rain Man Deluxe Edition. Oh, boy. Thank you. Yeah. All right. Here's how this works. Purple Rain Man is a movie title mash-up game.

Just like the title Purple Rain Man, I've devised some new titles that are mashed together to form one new hilarious title. And so what I'll do is I'll tell you,

we'll start with Sam, I'll tell him the third build people in the first and second movie that i've mashed together he can guess or pass at what the title i'm looking for is then we'll go to eli same deal then steve and then uh you know if nobody gets it we move on to sam gets to hear who the second build people are in the two movies. And then we go through everybody and then it gets real exciting when that top bill

comes around because people are usually able to put it together by that point. But we'll see. Usual is not always, it doesn't always work out that way. But I think Sam's pretty good at this. Did that make sense to you steve

i got it ah nice so like for example okay um it it would be uh well i don't know who's third billing in purple rain that's a tough one oh it, it's probably Morris Day. Morris Day. Got it. So it would be Morris Day for that movie and Valeria Golino for Rain Man. So Purple Rain Man. Those would be the third billed people. The top billed people would be Dustin Hoffman and Prince.

I'm going to just apologize to Ren in advance. You never know. You never know what's going to come together. And also this, of course, is not the most crucial game tonight, which comes later. It's just the main thing is to just have fun.

And we'll be ready to console if necessary. Sam? Yes, Doug. Here it comes. Okay. What movie do you think, what movie mashup title, Sam's the only one that can guess,

what movie do you think would have third build Chris Pontius and Cole Hauser? These are really tough. Cole Hauser. Jackass the movie 43 That is incorrect Eli do you have any Anything cooking

The heart is deceitful above all Jackass Alright the first title is The third billed person The first title is Chris Pontius Oh wait the first title is the third billed person. The first title is Chris Pontius. Oh, wait, the first title is Chris Pontius. Yeah, and then the second title... Is Cole Hauser.

Is Cole Hauser. So, jackass is deceitful above all things? Nope. No. So, let's go to Steve. Purple Rain Man. So, rain is in both titles. So, you're looking for a word or a syllable that overlaps both titles.

Okay. So jackass. The movie. The movie 43. 43 is what I guessed. Okay. And I was wrong. So it's Steve's turn now.

All right. And you can pass. It might come back around. It's going to be jackass43. No, here's the second. Now it's back to Sam, and I'll add the second build people to it. And that might help everybody. Second build are Steve-O and Tyrese Gibson.

Jackass, Too Fast, Too Furious. That is correct! Jackass, Too Fast, Too Furious. That is correct. Jackass, Too Fast, Too Furious. With the lead names, of course, being Johnny Knoxville and Paul Walker. Sam. Yeah, buddy. Congratulations. Thank you.

You're on the board. Okay. Eli gets first stab at this next one. You ready? I'm ready to stab. Steve has a question. Didn't Sam win one before, too? He did.

He won the opportunity to go first in the next game. Ah, okay. So there's only one point. So it doesn't count for anything, yeah. And this doesn't count for anything. And then, ultimately, the whole thing doesn't matter. Good. Except for somebody's got to take out my trash.

Somebody's got to take home my garbage. There is a photo frame in there with a retail value of $140 that someone is going to give to someone for the holidays and act like it was a big fucking deal. It's ready for regifting too because I didn't open it up or anything.

There's no price tag on it or nothing. Someone's going to give that to someone over 70 and they're going to go, what do I do with this? I don't know. You have to come over and look at this. The old people will be like taking photos and trying to jam them into the thing

going, how does this read my photos? And then they're going to plug it in and it's going to light up with a picture of me jacking off in an airplane.

It comes preloaded with just different shots of your load flying in the guy's face and on the goggles and in the thing. Just every five seconds it just changes.

For Thanksgiving, you put it in the table and everyone can watch your journey. What is that in the sky? A bird? A plane? No, it's Steve-O

jerking off. Someone's like, I got bird shit on me. I got bird shit on me. No, it's good luck. Wait a minute. There's a baby growing. Terrible. Can you imagine if there were like a naked woman sunbathing and you hit the perfect?

You could have a child. Sam. That's stunt number 11. Yeah. Oh, man. All right. Eli gets to go first in round two. Purple Rain Man.

Third build are Chris Evans and Richard Gere. Captain American Gigolo? Oh, I love it yeah both of those gentlemen would be pissed to hear they were third billed I was going to say when playing the title characters I thought of that

after I said it maybe Doug's mistaken no but I mean that was a good and fast guess. Steve, did that help you in any way, what Eli just said? Chris Evans and Richard Gere. I can't. Yeah, it's tough.

I can't think of anything Richard Gere is third billing in. I know. I mean, Chris Evans, is he third billing in Avengers? Could be, sure. I'm not here to answer half questions or respond to half answers. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I got nothing.

Sorry, man. We'll go back over to Sam. He might have cracked this nut already no i i definitely didn't but i mean i at least thought of a fun guess i don't think richard gear's in this but avengers age of ultron legacy that's a pretty good one that is good yeah that's not the answer yeah those match together well but uh but no richard gear all right in that I thought maybe he was in it. It was a part I fell asleep for. Let's see if the Second Build players

help Eli to come up with an answer. Jamie Presley joins the first film with Chris Evans, and the second film Stephen Merchant appears alongside Richard Gere.

Okay, I got the first one. Okay. Well, maybe it is Not Another Teen Movie 43. That is correct! What are the odds on that? What are the odds? Yeah, Of course,

Sam is... I didn't peek at exactly what billing you are in Not Another Teen Movie. Definitely first. You're up there. First is someone named Kyler Lee? Yeah. Did I say it right?

Kyler Lee, yeah. She plays Janie... I don't remember. Janie Briggs. She's like the main girl in that. And then in movie 43 top billing just goes by default because it's a bunch of short comedy bits with a bunch of famous people

and they put Emma Stone in the number one slot. Alright, so both Eli and Sam are on the board. Steve, you get to go first on this one. All right. Gina Gershon and what?

Eli Roth. Our third build. In what movie mashup? I got nothing, dude. I appreciate your honesty, your directness. You don't waste anybody's time. That's exactly right. Sam?

Thanksgiving glorious bastards. That is correct. Sam Levine figured it out. Ty Olson and Patrick Dempsey are second and third billed in Thanksgiving. And Diane Kruger and Brad Pitt in Inglourious Bastards. And again, Sam. Yeah. Somewhere on the call sheet.

In the 80s, I think. No. No, I don't think. That movie didn't have that many. Top the 80s, I think. No. No, I don't think so. That movie didn't have that many. Top 20, at least. That many speaking roles. Where are you getting your information from? Because I think the legal department at Sony

might have an issue with Gina being the third or second bill. We did give her the and credit. Yeah. And deservedly so. Yeah, so then IMDB just bumped that up to like, oh, that's about third if she's the if she's the end in the uh opening titles where is she in the end titles is it different in the end we did main on end it went oh yeah he did that while skydiving

little main on end uh how's that work? You do the titles as the end credits. It just says Thanksgiving, and then all the titles are at the end of the movie. Right. You see all the actors' names twice. No, I didn't do it twice. You just see them once.

Oh, okay. It's called main on end. I just start the movie, Thanksgiving, now we're in it. And then at the end, it's just like you do the credits, and then you have all the actor credits in order of correct billing. Yeah, yeah. Patrick Dempsey, Nell Verlack, Addison Rae, Jalen Thomas Brooks, Milo Manheim.

Not that I remembered the orders. No. I know. That's impressive. And with Rick Hoffman and Gina Gershon. I'll ask you this now that we're on the subject of remembering your own movies, this now that we're on the subject of remembering your own movies is that

I've asked several filmmakers what their favorite last line from one of their films is. Do you have one from one of your own movies? They usually end in a blood bath. And then someone just going, let's go ahead and clean this up.

Screaming. And then there's blood and it's just just oh my god. I remember at the end of Hostel was we're not staying there again. Remember? That's right. Yeah. That was actually it. And then there's a quick scene after the credits of someone going why didn't we put up the do not

disturb sign while staying at the hostel. They wouldn't have tortured us and taken us and killed us. Yeah if we just said don't clean our room, we would have gotten out of there alive. Yeah, exactly. That would have solved everything. They're not that smart in the horror movies.

All right. So Sam won that game. Congratulations to Sam. Thank you, Sam. You did it. Still means nothing. Still means nothing. Let's do a speed round of that same game, though,

because I had a fourth one prepared and ready to go in case we needed it. And just yell out the answer as soon as you know it, Sam. All right. No pressure. Third build, Mr. T and James DiBello. DC Cabin Fever. That is it.

That is it. DC Cabin Fever. Oh, shit. That's a great one. What a good matchup that would be. I pity the fool who doesn't like that movie. Say that. Is Bill Maher in the top two there?

No, probably not. No, Bill Maher didn't make the top two. It's Adam Baldwin. He was basically the young male lead. And then the owner of the cab company, Max Gale, is who they picked for top build. And then who are the second and first on Cabin Fever? That was Ryder Strong and Jordan Ladd.

Yeah, they got that one right. So, you know, sometimes the internet is correct. Sometimes. Every now and then. I guess we should all trust it about half of the time. If we just use the half of the time rule when you're scrolling through the internet,

only accept half of it is true. It's tricky deciding which half, but let's not worry about it right now. Congratulations to Sam. Now, to catch you up to speed, Steve, he's

won both games tonight, but he's still in this third game. It's every man for himself. Anybody can win it. Sam just gets to go first, which Sam, tell him about going first in a lot of my games. Sometimes it's good, Every man for himself. Anybody can win it. Sam just gets to go first. Which Sam, tell him about going first in a lot of my games. Sometimes it's good and sometimes it's not good.

Yeah. And it's that arbitrariness that adds to the fun. Yep. And we're going to do that right after this break. We'll be right back. We're back. Yay. And Sam gets to go first in a game that I call Last Person Standing Deluxe Edition.

Words to that effect. Super last person standing. That's it. Yeah. I almost forgot to give the signal for everybody to clap. Okay, so this is a game where

we're going to take turns naming movies. I like to play along. Movies that three actresses are in and to choose those three actresses we're going to go to the name tag so let's start with Eli's name tag, Kill Gil

Gil, could you name an actress that you'd like us to use in this game tonight? Scarlett Johansson Scarlett Johansson, and you said how about if I had a choice i'd say no but uh she comes up a lot in this game because i guess she's pretty or something but um but she is a terrific uh she's got a lot of movie titles and it's fun to try to remember them all. So ScarJo is our first person.

What's Sam's? Richard Chul? Reese Witherspoon. Reese Witherspoon. I love it. So, so far we've got, it'd be funny if I can't remember the first one. We're just going to do a two-person recap.

We've got Scarlett Johansson, Reese Witherspoon. Not in anything together that I'm thinking of offhand, but I'm getting ahead of myself. And then Steve's name tag. What have you got for us? Emma Stone. Emma Stone. Wow.

Okay. This is a lot of movies. You know, there are actresses over 40. Well, I guess 45, probably. I was going to say Bo Derek. There you go. It's too bad we don't get

a pick. It's in the hands of the audience, so we're going Emma Stone and Scar Jo and who was... Reese. Reese Witherspoon. Alright. It's written down so it shall be.

So Sam's going to go first. Then me. Then Steve. Then Eli. No repeats. Oof. We'll all try to remember. We'll remember which ones have been said. Oof. See, this is where I always say, if you the game if this is the game I should have the option of saying no I'd like to go last I shouldn't be forced to go first

right that's a good idea for next time I've suggested it to you many times Doug next time I'll say well you gotta remind me first of all but then secondly I'll introduce it that way that that's how we're going to do it. All right.

Yeah, because that is a good idea. Right. To give that person that winning that last game means something. Yeah. Because you get to choose if you want to go first or last. Probably really wouldn't even make a difference. Oh, it definitely would. Ultimately.

Really? Yeah. Just that one title? Of course, because if I start and it keeps going around and then it finishes with Eli and I'm out of movies, we've said the exact same number of titles. Right. But because it's hot potato, he's going to win. I like how this is pitted against you specifically.

Well, it's not. I'm just saying in general. I'm really enjoying that it worked out. We've discussed this before. That it worked out that way. You should do like they do on the reality shows. You should throw the second competition so that you don't have to go first in the last game. Something to think about. So we have to think of any movie that stars one of those three ladies.

Yes. Okay. Yeah. And they don't even have to star in it. They could just pop in for a sec. None of them are really known for their cameos, but we'll see what we come up with. All right.

All right? And if you think of any in the audience, please don't say them loud enough for us to hear, just so we don't, nobody can cheat. All right. Here we go. I'm going to go with a movie that won Best Picture for about two and a half minutes.

La La Land. It was a brief Best Picture winner. Brief. The briefest. Until it was yanked away. Right away. Yep. Okay.

Well, you know, I'm just going to start with, for my turn, I'm going to start with an Emma Stone classic. It's like you can't have a conversation about her without bringing up Aloha. Steve? Legally Blonde. Yes, that is correct. Easy A. You get an A for that answer

Sam Legally Blonde 2 red white and blonde yeah now you see what Sam did there was he showed off

that he actually knows the full title because if you do say a sequel you do need to know all of that excuse the expression shit that comes after the colon who's turn is it back to

me what movies did we say so far all I to say at this point in time is hail Caesar. Oh. Yeah. Steve? Avengers Endgame. Yeah. I love Reese Witherspoon in that. I mean, you know, she gets lost in the snap.

I don't know who's. That's why she's not there. I don't know who's the favorite to win this. Oh, nice. Nice. Avengers Infinity War. Okay. If you say so.

Oh, my God. Am I really... Oh, no, I'm not. For a second, I was feeling super bad. Steve. Spider-Man. Oh. Yeah. Yeah.

Why not? Sweet. Why not? Why not Spider-Man? Oh. That's snot gross. What? What? why not Spider-Man oh that's not what what Emma Stone in Spider-Man

yeah that's not the title it's not the title oh oh okay I see what's happening yeah

you know how like there was different Spider-Man trilogies that eventually all came together in the multiverse? When Emma Stone did it, it wasn't just called Spider-Man. God.

Do you know what it was called? Of course not. I mean, the movie was incredible is one word I'd use. Fantastic is also a way to describe it. Cruel intentions counts, right? For what? Reese Witherspoon. Yeah.

So there you go. We were just talking about cruel intentions earlier. Now I'm reasonably sure that I... What a earlier. Now I'm reasonably sure that I don't have another qualifying answer. Okay. I know that's bad.

You might think it's something because of sequels and whatnot. The tone of certain films might remind you of another one. I know. I can imagine. I know there's a Woody Allen movie. Yeah, that sounds right. Thanks for your help.

And like... Yeah. No, there's some movies out there. Those three actresses, they've gone to work. So we're up to Eli? Yes, I thought it would be Match Point, but it's not. Yes.

That was a Woody Allen one. Okay. Yeah. Steve, I think Doug was trying to get you to say The Amazing Spider-Man. Wow. Yeah, that's what it was called. Okay.

I don't necessarily agree. They really put the cart before the horse on that one. It was all right. That second one, I can't think of the rest of the words, so I won't fuck with it. Right now, I'm just going to concentrate on being here and now and next year's election.

Anything Steve? I got nothing. You can go to your lifeline. Let's go to your lifeline. What do you got Ren? The house bunny. Emma Stone was one of her friends one of her you know supposedly ugly friends they all glowed up real nice uh in that movie the house bunny so that's your final answer yeah dude i'm bad i'm sorry no I just mean all you have to do

is agree with it and you're still in the game. You're still doing great. Yeah. Yeah. Back to Eli. I don't know. I can't think of anything. You poor things. Oh. Went arty on that one.

Is that already out in some theaters? I think so. I hope it is they played Venice or whatever yeah that counts yeah I know it's everybody's raving about it

I'm excited to see that one it's supposed to be real good I like that guy's movies yeah yeah alright you were nervous before but it's really not complicated

and yes flashbacks and memories absolutely count The Amazing Spider-Man 2 oh it's just a 2 on the end of it. Oh, dang it. And she's just a flashback in it?

Spoiler alert. She didn't make it in the first one. Oh, I see. All right. Well, how did... Let me ask you this. Yeah. How did Emma Stone get to set?

Did she take side streets? Or the freeway? Oh! Nice. Nice. So many people are like, what is even happening? I don't know. At this fucking point, what kind of weird code words are they using with each other?

But it just gets so out of hand, trying to work the title into a sentence. I love it. It's an extra challenge in the game uh steve if anything else come to you no the great uh the great reese witherspoon there's there's the one thinking of the one that's like it's like the maid or the the fucking right like uh i don't know man i lose fucking... Right. Like, uh... I don't know, man. I lose. What about Scar Jo? There must be some other thing, like you've seen her in...

The one that Bill Murray was in and Soprano Coppola directed it. Yeah, yeah. What's that called? I can't think of the name. Because it's like, it felt like it was in another language. All right, do it. the name. Because it felt like it was in another language. God, why are you doing that? Yeah, I can't think of it, man.

You just can't find it? Why can't you find it? Where do you think you'd find it? If you did find it. What if you didn't? Oh, lost in translation. Yes, sir. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I hope you go on to win this game. That would be quite an impressive feat. Yeah, there we go. But we're back to Eli. You running out of steam, or you still got some, Eli? I still got some.

This Black Widow's still got some poison left. Yeah. Actually, we only said two of these films. Avengers, Age of Ultron. We didn't say that one? No, we said Endgame and Infinity War. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, it was mostly Steve doing those. You didn't remember old Ultron? Got a whole age. Age of Ultron. How long is that even? How old is Ultron? The age lasts about two and a half hours. Did he have a fake ID?

Ultron's always getting carded everywhere. Can't you tell I sound like an adult? That was terrible, James Spader. All right, so... I'm on the blacklist! Okay, so... I'm on the blacklist! Okay, so... Whose turn is it? So, Steve, great try.

You're out. Wait, wasn't it your turn, Derek? Okay, it's my turn. Alright. Gosh. Right now, I just really am so embarrassed. I wish I was the man who wasn't there. Scar Jo.

Was the Woody Allen movie called Barcelona? It was, if you're only saying one third of it. Ah. Made in Barcelona. saying one third of it. Ah. Made in Barcelona. You know you're out, right?

Oh, yeah. Okay, good. Okay. Good. All right. Sweet. No, I mean, we love having you hang out and if you think of more,

you can go ahead and jump in like that. Right. Because that was pretty fun. But yeah, made in where? Barcelona. Barcelona, yeah. Okay, Eli?

I was there with Vicky Cristina Barcelona. Yes, that's it. That's right. I'm proud of myself for remembering Barcelona, though. Vicky, Cristina, and Barcelona are the three things Javier Bardem tries to fuck. If anything he tries to, I think he does. All of Barcelona? Hello.

Alright, Sam. It just occurred to me, we're going to get through all four of these in reverse order. The Avengers. Oh, yeah. Just straight up plain old, you could even call it OG Avengers. Did they say Disney's Avengers? Marvel's Avengers.

They played around with it a little bit. Okay. I don't know how to work the name Lucy into a sentence. So I'm just going to say Lucy. Did you ever see that? Scarlett Johansson? She played a girl who had an accelerated brain. She got really smart really fast.

And she pulls it off. It was like Flowers for Algernon, but an action movie. Yeah. That's for my nerds out there. Algernon was a party girl with a cowboy hat. Yes, and not a mouse. All right, Eli? I don't know.

I'm thinking, Doug. Oh, shit. I need to get under the skin. Oh, yes. Oh, man. I feel like we're going to be here for a long time, to be honest with you. I feel like it's going to be real. How long?

It's going to be a real Iron Man 2. Wait, what? Yep. Who's in that? First appearance of Black Widow. Oh, okay. All right. Scar Jo.

Yeah. Yeah. Reese Witherspoon. Was Reese Witherspoon was Reese Witherspoon inherent vice inherent vice she was she was

oh wow yeah she was yeah I thought that would get a laugh or something Eli was she in Iron Man three

no I wasn't gonna to say that one, which is a really good thing. I'm tired. I want to go home, maybe to Sweet Home Alabama. Ah! Sam? I need a way to talk about this one in the morning to all the members of the press

Doug is going to be a real scoop yeah she's in another Woody Allen movie called Scoop and I'm tired of Sam dominating these games so I'm going to say this means war

oh man you guys I feel like I'm in some kind of weird ghost world listening to two of you. Wow. You know what? We're getting slim here, but something just came to me, and it is wild. Yeah, it's just called wild. Yeah. Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

Emma Stone oh yeah I forgot she's in this as well don't you don't forget about Emma never don't leave them out

I would never well man I can't oh shit do you want to go to your lifeline? Almost, but my voice is a little horse whisperer. Oh, wow.

Horse whisperer? I was not sure where he was going with that. I mean, that was crazy, stupid love. The Croods. Oh, boy. We went deep on Scar Jo and Emma. And who's the last one? Reese?

We did a reaction. Reese Witherspoon, yeah Sweet Home Alabama What's the other? I'm trying to think of some other terrible Reese Witherspoon movies I've ever seen Not that she ever makes a bad movie There's a lot of movies She's in that one where somebody dies Wow

What? I don't know All right, Gil Gil, what do you got? Chef. Chef. ScarJo's in Chef with Johnny Favre. All right, I'm taking it.

Yeah. Chef it up. Sam? I just had one and I lost it. Oh, shit. That's all right. There's more, I think. Okay, do it.

Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Whatever you say, I'm ready. All right. I mean, it's almost like, you know, it's Captain America Civil War in here. Should I write that down in my nanny diaries? Yes, you should. Well, then,

was she in Captain America? I don't think so. She was not? No. The Avenger Captain of Ultron? I've never seen a Marvel movie, so I don't really

watch these films. I go over to Scorsese's house, he watches them with me on the big screen. Yeah, exactly. I've got to have another ScarJo movie in me

or in Emma Stone. They've made so many. So successful. She's such a big star. Aloha, you did. Some of my zingers. What about the one where...

Oh, this is fun. Viola Davis is in it? The Help. Yeah, there you go. There you go. Thanks, Devo. That's the most appropriate title for what just happened. Devo, thanks for The Help.

That's what I was saying to Mae. I was trying to think about it. It's great. Criminy. All right. Let's see what's happening here. Honest to God. By the time we get out of here, it's going to be Twilight.

Oh, yeah. What?'s going to be Twilight. Oh, yeah. What? Oh, yeah. Twilight. Who's in Twilight? Oh, Reese Witherspoon with Paul Newman. And James Garner.

You got it. And Sarandon, I think. Susan Sarandon's in that one as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good, good, good. It's the real Twilight. I was thinking of the vampire. Was she a vampire or a werewolf? I don't remember.

When people talk about Twilight, they're like, oh, it's the most successful movie geared to young people. I'm like, man, Gene Hackman, really? He's pulling in. All right. Who was in that? I got to say this before I forget it. Birdman or The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance.

Nicely done. Nicely done. All right. Now I might be really, I was going to say scrooged because she wasn't in that. Fuck. I've got to have another

Scar Jo Marvel's Avengers. Oh, I thought of a good one. Guardians of the Galaxy. Man. Emma Stone. I think I'm, I hate to say it, but I think I'm out, boys. Yeah.

I know, it's terrible. No Stone unturned. Sam, you got another one? You know, winning all three games, kind of like the perfect score. That's a movie? Sure is. Who's a movie? Sure is.

Who's in it? ScarJo, Chris Evans, Not Me. I read for that thing like four times. It's about kids who steal the SAT test. Oh, okay. Does it have a ghost in the shell? It does. It's almost like a ghost world.

We already said that one. Oh, did you? Yeah, yeah. Sorry, guys. You're out. I'm out now, I guess. You're still in. Let's see. What else we got here? I don't want to go to this one so soon.

Monsters vs. Aliens. The Croods 2. Fullens. The Croods 2. Full title. The Croods 2. I couldn't do it either. The Stoned Age. I think it's something about the age or something. I don't know if that's exactly right.

So let me get a substitute motion picture picture there's a weird one that we haven't gotten to somehow jojo rabbit oh that is a good one that's a good one honestly this has been so much fun i'm really in good company up here that's the one with topher grace uh-huh and dennis quaid and marg helberger. I just love saying her name. Listen, I'd like to order the Helgenberger. Hold the Helgen. What about, how many more do you think you have, Sam? It depends how much longer you want the show to go.

I don't know. You still have a few more. No, no, I'm running pretty well. Loaded up and ready to go? I could ask. No, you don't have to ask your lifeline if you've still got some. I'm just trying to. I don't want to waste anybody's time. And I'm thinking of one.

I mean, Reese Witherspoon, she had some that we haven't gotten to. But I can't think of the goddamn names of any of them. And then who else we got? We got Emma Stone, who we went back to pretty much the beginning for her. Yep. I think we picked up a lot of them. I believe we did. Along the way.

And then who's the third person? Scarjo? Scarjo. Yeah, so I'm going to give it to you, Sam. Okay, thanks, buddy. Sam Levine, everybody. Thank you. What's your next one?

I don't know. I stopped thinking. Oh, but give us another one. Show off. No, I'm really, I don't want to. Oh, he's going to his lifeline. What do you got? Your place or mine?

Her. Her? What? Your place or mine? Her? What? Your place or mine? His place or mine? Your place or mine? It was Jerry McGuire. Jerry McGuire.

Me, myself, and Irene. Oh. Me, myself, and Irene. Well, fear. I should have had fear. Young Reese. Oh, yeah. Yes, fear.

That one I should have gotten. That's a good one. All right. But what was the one where Mark Ruffalo? Just Like Heaven. Oh, yeah. Yes, Fear. That one I should have gotten. That's a good one. All right. But what was the one where Mark Ruffalo? Just Like Heaven. Just Like Heaven. Oh, yeah. That was the one I was saying.

Somebody's dead. Yeah. Sex with a Ghost. Both of the Bridget Jones movies we didn't mention. Or American Psycho. Her. Her. How do we miss her and American Psycho?

Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, it's always suppressive the ones we don't say. A lot on the table. Yeah. Yeah. It's tough. Do you have any more, Steve?

No. Well, one more time, everybody, for our winner tonight, Sam Levine. Thank you. So, Richard, do you want to come get your... Richard Chewell? You want to come get your box?

Richard, I'm going to insist you tell me what happens to that photo frame. So, December 26th. Steve-O. For her parents. Okay. Okay. It's for her parents.

There you go. Congratulations. Good job, dude. It's for her parents. There you go. Congratulations. Good job, dude. Go wait. It's a pretty heavy box, huh? Yeah. It's really. Yeah, be careful.

Don't let it fall open. It's got one of those mystery flaps. You don't know what the hell's going on. Sam, so as the champion, can you come back to the show on Saturday, December 2nd in San Antonio, Texas? All right. See you there. Yep. See you there, buddy.

Sam Levine, what would you like to plug? Two quick things. One, of course, I'm on Cameo for all your holiday needs. Forgot to buy somebody a gift? I'll do a video for them. It's great. People love them, I swear. Second thing, and far more important than the cameo,

I have a streaming series called Underdeveloped. It's on Tubi, Amazon Prime, and Amazon Freebie. You can watch it on Tubi. No credit card required. Easy to sign up. So easy and free. Did I mention it's free? Entirely free.

It's called Underdeveloped. It's six episodes. It's about a dysfunctional production company, and I play a slimeball producer. A real stretch for me, guys, so please check the show out. Dave Koechner, Tom Arnold, Thomas Ian Nicholas, very funny people, great cast, a lot of fun.

Check that out. Yay! Who said Bridget Jones's Diaries? Nobody's in that. No, that's Renee Zellweger. The whole time Stan was doing his plugs, I was just here going, wait a second. Because I was like, yeah, Bridget Jones' Diary,

Bridget Jones' Diary 2, The Age of Reason. How do you know? Jim Brooks' last movie. Right, with Owen Wilson. Owen Wilson and Paul Rudd and Jack Nicholson. Yeah, yeah. How do you know? How do you know?

Yeah. She was another one called Good Places or Good Times or something good. That Reese Witherspoon, she works. She doesn't stop. Yeah, she does it. Eli Roth, thank you so much for being here, dude. It was so fun. Thanksgiving is in theater.

See it. See it twice. Bring your grandparents. See it as many times as you can. Bring young children. Yeah. Hurt them. It's fun.

It really works. Yeah. It works. You know, you can come back for seconds because people in the movie can't. That's kind of the approach you should take to it. And do you have anything else now in the works now that the striking's all over? I just finished the movie like three weeks ago. Oh, nice.

I've done literally nothing except this for like the last 11 months. So, yeah. Hopefully, I'll have something else. But it's great. Go see the movie. It's really bloody and it's a lot of fun. I think you'll get your money's worth if you like gore and guts

and screaming. Yeah. I love it. It's supposed to ruin the holiday. I want people cosplaying it at their own dinners. With chopped up body parts. That's my dream for that to happen. This is later after that, so maybe somebody will listen and be like, hey, I did that.

It's just there really aren't. There's some movies that take place on Thanksgiving. And then people think of Thanksgiving movies. Like, of course, the greatest one probably being Planes, Trains, Automobiles. But to straight up just be like. It's never been done. There's Thanksgiving movies. There's a few of those.

But to just be a movie that's got the word Thanksgiving in there. It's perfect. There was New Year's Evil, My Bloody Valentine, April Fool's Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day, and Creepshow, Halloween, Silent Night, Deadly Night, Black Christmas. It was like this desert in November. Well, like with Grindhouse, you just finally put your flag in the sand and then nobody would do it just waiting for you to do it. And now it's here.

Now we did it. Well, it was like November 1st was the saddest day of the year for me because it was like family movies and Christmas movies which didn't apply to me because I was Jewish. So it was just like the rest of the movies just sucked for the rest of the year for me as a kid and now and I just wanted it like to

I wanted Halloween on Thanksgiving. I wanted a horror movie in November. We did it. So hopefully people go see it. Dreams do come true everybody. If you can dream it,. We did it. So hopefully people go see it. Dreams do come true, everybody. You can dream it. You can be it. Steve-O, amazing new series of stunts that are available at steve-o.com. Yep. You will not believe how fucked up Steve-O's bucket list is. No, and I love how, you know,

I appreciate that you come on my show and you just participate like a regular person. You haven't eaten anything weird or done anything disruptive, you know? People need to know you're a super nice guy who just happens to do fucked up shit for a living. Yeah. For sure.

Thank you. Thank you. Can I ask, now that you've done, because I'm a bit like a long time admirer of your stunts in a huge way. Is it like, was this like, I'm never, these are it? Or is this like you want to do more? Or how do you, because I know

what you put your body through. I pretend to do it, but you do it for real, which is amazing and insane. Do you have more stuff you want to do, or is this kind of like the last hurrah? It's a great question. Thank you for the kind words. When I first put the Bucket List show together,

I thought, oh, God, I've painted myself into a corner with this one. And then as I toured the show, my wheels started turning. And then I thought of, like, I've got one more in me. It's called Steve-O's Gone Too Far. It's a great title. Yeah.

I get that a lot. But that's great. It's really, my loved ones are having a lot of problems with my plans. That's how you know it's going to be good. Yeah, thank you. Well, it's like part of me really wants to see it, but I don't want to see you die. But that sounds awesome.

Thank you. See, I got my crash test dummy tattoo. There's that. There's a lot of crashing that I have to do. Alright, well, you know, if you don't go too far, we'll come back and promote it. And then tell us

about how much further you're going to go in the next one yeah I after the thing that I'm really having trouble with my loved ones is my plans to get a boob job oh wow yeah there's nothing on the

gone too far list that isn't severely fucked up and way too far. How big are you going to go? I'm told I can get D's or double D's. Wow. Hey, there's a... I'll only keep them for like two to three months. Oh.

And then I'll get them out. I mean, I've talked to a lot of women who they do get bored with them after a while. Yeah. So three months is probably about right. I'm told that's when the stretching gets unmanageable. Wow. There's a book published 20 years ago now called The Man with the $100,000 Breasts. Oh, nice.

It's about a degenerate gambler and his Vegas buddies bet him $100,000. Right. To put fake breasts in and keep them for a year. And I'll tell you this. I don't know if your loved ones are going to know that I told you this. The guy had so much enjoyment. Out of having them, he kept them for way longer than a year. Yeah.

I know nobody knows the guy's name. Nobody has seen any footage of it. So, like, unfinished business. I would never, ever presume to tell you how to do your job, because I think you come up with amazing stuff. But would you, at some point, have a skydiver ejaculate on your fake breasts? I like that. I like that.

I don't think that needs to happen in the sky. No, I didn't say in the sky. Right, right, right. I love the way you just brought that whole thing full circle jerk. Parachutes in, on the breast, in the doctor's office, sprays him down, and then just goes

back up. That's my director brand. I was not trying to tell you how to do it. If I was directing the scene, I was like, oh. Then he comes in through the roof, and the doctors are like, hey, turn around and just... Like a Jonas Brothers concert. Just sprays him down with foam.

I love it. And I think it's the least I can do for the world. Always do the least. Do the very least. It's been my motto. We all thank you

40 plus years working great Doug Loves Movies is back here at the Improv Lab on Tuesday December 19th and I'm doing Doug Loves Movies and two stand up shows at the Punchline in Sacramento New Year's Eve weekend

you know where all of my dates are and I always close every episode with the last line from a movie of late. And I really didn't come up with one for tonight. Because I really did think that you'd have one, Eli, from one of your films. But everyone's just screaming at the end of every one of them? They are. There's a huge scream at the end.

That's the last line. It's just someone screaming with their mouth covered at the end of every one of them? They are just, you know, there's like a huge scream at the end. That's the last line. It's just someone screaming with their mouth covered at the end of Thanksgiving. Okay, so I could just use that as the last line? Yes, you could. Okay. Thank you again to the lab at the world famous Melrose Improv.

Thank you to all of you for coming out tonight. Hope you have a great holiday season. Hope to see you back here on December 19th. One more time for all of my guests, Sam Levine, Eli Roth, and Steve-O. And as always... Woo! Woo! And as always...