Doug Loves Movies - Samm Levine, Taylor Rizzo and David Deery guest

Episode Date: February 15, 2017

Live from the American Comedy Company in Sweet Home San Diego, Doug welcomes Samm Levine, Taylor Rizzo and David Deery to the show. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers screaming maybe sticky seeds With 50 azepop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey, everybody. No need to... No need, no need. You know your cue. Wait for it.

Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. wait for it my name is Doug and I love movies alright that's good coming to you once again from the American Comedy Company in sweet home San Diego San Diego!

How you doing, Baldy? That's my friend, the Bald Eagle, right there. As you'll see when my guests come on stage, he'll be more illuminated than they are. And... But most of us... No, not most of us. About half of the people on stage tonight are lit. It's Tuesday, February 14, 2017, Valentine's Day.

Is that a thing you're excited about? Because I got to say, I'm very proud and happy to have a sold out show on Valentine's Day where a lot of people dragged their loved ones. Because in every couple there's a fan and then

the other person. No, there's a, applaud if you're a couple that listens to this show together. That is so damn adorable. Do you guys argue about it or just listen and laugh? Learn? Learn?

Alright, so I think I asked that question. Oh, where are my disgruntled singles at you're so enthusiastic about being single and disgruntled maybe some of those people were just one or the other and I know that you had to buy each other or the guys had to buy the ladies something,

some chocolates of the world, or some flowers, roses that smell like poo-poo. But did you guys have time to make some name tags? Well, let me have a peek, if you don't mind. Oh, there's a Say Anything name tag right up front. That is very romantic, sir. You should be holding it above your head. There you go. I could just picture John Cusack with the boombox, like, way down here.

Like, that would have been not quite as effective. Way down here. Like, that would have been not quite as effective. We got a life aquatic with Steve Zazu, but you changed it to your own last name? Yes. Steve what? Straw.

Straw, good job. Steve and Tiffany's intimate playlist? Infinite playlist. Playlist. I changed it to intimate because that makes it more of a Valentine's Day thing. Yeah. What's going on with that thing right there? What are you doing? Oh, a picture?

Like a still picture? Of me sitting there like this? Okay. Did you get it? What are you, like a professional? You're going to take another one? Not now, lady. I'm podcasting.

But thanks for being here. Oh, there's that 101 Danielle's instead of Dalmatians. I saw that and I put it on my Instagram without giving her any specific credit. I'll get there, maybe. There's so many in the back. I'm not used to ones being in the back.

I can't see them, but they look glorious. What's this one right up front here? Valentine's Day movie? Okay. All my guests are on there. Let see if let me see it up close let's just check this out ricky lindholm not gonna be here tonight jeff tate not here ken jennings not what do you mean boo

just assume that guy's got nothing better to do. How dare he? He's probably someone that's very cold. Kumail's not here. They're all not here. But good job. Nice try. Congratulations. And thank you to everyone for bringing those name tags into the American Comedy Company

for bringing up the house lights in a timely manner during the name tag presentation portion. Doug plugs, Doug Loves Movies this Saturday in Raleigh, North Carolina is sold out. But if you're in the area Thursday, that's probably tomorrow night. If you're listening to this tomorrow. What? night, if you're listening to this tomorrow, what? I'm doing stand-up, and if you bring a name tag, you're going to get up on stage and play Last Man Stanton, and whoever wins is going to go away with two tickets to the sold-out Douglas movies on Saturday. So, you know, it's kind of a long shot, but give it a try. And, you know, that's what I'm saying. There'll be a lot of people

that are just there to see a stand-up show. They'll be like, what is this name tag thing you speak of? And then they'll probably throw their own feces at me. Last Man Stanton,

is there anybody here that's played it on stage in a previous appearance? Yeah? What's your name? Michelle. And how'd you do? Terrible.

Right? It's very hard. Who was the subject of your Last Man Stanton? It was your idea to do Kevin Spacey and everyone took nine lives. The only one you could think of. You just kept saying House of Cards and I was like, no!

Not a movie! Not a movie! Okay, well, sorry that you had that experience, but I just wanted, I knew if I picked somebody randomly to talk to about it, they'd go, it's very hard when you're up here, so I hope some people want to give it a try

in Raleigh. Tuesday, Feb-tember? I'm even sober this month. That sounded like a totally drunk thing to say. On Tuesday, February 21st, I'm back in Los Angeles over at UCB Franklin. Also, I've got a stand-up show coming up in

Tampa, Florida on Wednesday, March 1st at the Improv there. And, oh, yeah, Sobriary will be over on March 1st. So that's going to be a good night for me. For all my dates and deets and links, go to DouglasMovies.com. That's DouglasMovies.com. That's douglosemovies.com. That was impressive. That was really good. Oh, and if you're going to be at South by Southwest in awesome Texas this year,

please look for multiple DLM tapings, probably one in each weekend. multiple DLM tapings, probably one in each weekend, and also I'll be doing a Master Pancake mock of Leprechaun in the Hood on St. Paddy's Day. Yeah, those are fun. This will be our fifth time

interrupting, you know, making fun of a Leprechaun movie because St. Patrick's Day always falls during South by Southwest. All right, let's check out the prize bag, San Diego. You're close enough to where I live that I brought some big items,

some heavy stuff, some cool stuff, some you-judge-it-for-yourself stuff. This is an experience in an IMAX poster for the Lego Batman movie. Which anybody could get if you just go experience it in IMAX. Which I did and that's the way I recommend you see it. I've seen it a couple ways and IMAX is the best.

Same for Fifty Shades Darker is better in IMAX. You're like, that's a big tit! We got, I got a couple of cookies that they give me at the hotel that I don't eat. So I'm like, prize bag cookies. And the person behind the desk is like, what? I said prize bag cookies! A Peacemaker pipe, this one's never been used. Total freshie

a Douglas Movies t-shirt and oh man there's still more this is crazy a CD by the band Imperial Teen yeah I like them and not enough to keep their CD but I don't even have a CD player anymore

oh and this is some sort of compilation CD from the world-famous K-Rock, 106.7 FM in Los Angeles in Orange County. And I'm going to be on there. I already crumpled up the Post-it that it reminded me. I'm going to be on there on Friday morning, February... Let's call it the 24th.

So you get a Post-it that says that on it. February, let's call it the 24th. So you get a post-it that says that on it. And, oh shit! I accidentally put two pipes in there. I'm going to keep one. What the fuck do you need two pipes for? Oh, there are a lot of couples here tonight, aren't there? I'm still keeping it.

All right, so. Here's a little something. Guy wrote me this note. I'm probably just going to say his name. His name is... On Twitter, his name is Bacon Arts. Bacon Arts. And this is a really cool thing that he made for me and gave me, but I just don't see it on the wall of my home,

so I want to give it to somebody who might mount it somewhere. And by that, I mean someone who will make love to it. It's... All of his art apparently involves bacon. That's why he's Bacon Arts. And so this is called Smoked Bacon, and it's like a... like a joint made out of bacon, I think?

Like a joint made out of bacon, I think. Yeah, see, some people respond positively to it. So it's in the bag. And I hope Bacon Arts likes having gotten that plug. I hope maybe somebody else will commission some bacon art. But there's no actual bacon on it. Like, no bacon was harmed to make this thing. Bacon, bacon.

All right. All that's in the prize bag, plus the stuff that's been brought to me by, and to you, by my thoughtful guests. guests please give a big warm welcome to taylor rizzo david dearie and sam the ma'am levine aka lil wolverine don't sit on your microphone. Yeah, I'm full of great advice like don't sit on your microphone. And let's meet these chaps individually, shall we? Joining us for the first time on the program, it's my new friend David Deary, everybody. What's up?

Hi. Hi. How's it going, man? Oh, it's so much different on this side of the microphone, man. It's weird. Right? I've listened to this before, but it's scarier up here. And you were telling me backstage or in a bar that you were going to be awful at the movie trivia games this evening. I said awful and available on Valentine's Day, I believe was the exact words.

Yeah, yeah. You were here, available, came down from Los Angeles. Awful's funny, I believe was the exact words. Yeah, yeah. You were here available. Came down from Los Angeles. Awful's funny though, right? People are looking at me like that's bad. I think awful's gonna be great. Embrace the awful guys. The listeners kind of like, you know, people that are good at the games, but

we'll see how it goes. Forget the listeners, Doug. Let's expand beyond. Let's just make it about us in this room. Yes, thank you. Let's just make it about us in this room. Yes, thank you. Let's just be in the moment with these people that have chosen to not make love to one another this evening.

Because after 90 minutes of this, you're not going to be in the mood. At least you're not watching Fifty Shades Darker. Are you going to see that, David? I don't think so. Right? I don't think so, no.

Maybe for a few minutes on cable? Maybe. You like to see that, David? I don't think so. Right? I don't think so. No. Not me. Maybe for a few minutes on cable? Maybe. You like to see that Dakota Johnson lady naked? I don't know who that is. She's an attractive lady. Wait. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, she's in that movie.

Oh, the lady in that movie? Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, that's part of how the games work. If you just take a second and think about what's being said, you can link it up instead of me always going, what? Yeah, that movie looks attractive, yeah. Doug, I wanted to ask you, how do you feel...

Oh, you've got a question for me? Yeah, how do you feel personally about people being on your show that aren't that knowledgeable about movies? I feel that as long as they have a good time and commit themselves,

that it's fine. So fuck the listeners. Let's do it, baby. Okay, but I don't want you to say that. I mean, not fuck them, but forget that. Forget about them. Let's be in the basement right now. I'd rather make one Doug happy

than a million listeners happy, Doug. I just want you to... Is that the response you want? I just want you to do whatever you do for America because this is the American Comedy Company. Well, I was born... My destiny is to be bad at movie trivia games. That's what I was born to do whatever you do for America because this is the American Comedy Company. Well, I was born, my destiny is to be bad at movie trivia games. That's what I was born to do.

Let's do it, man. Alright, baby, let's do it. I'm ready. Let me start with a question. Rosebud and Citizen Kane. What sled company made it? Alright, let's meet Taylor Rizzo, everybody! Hello. Oh, everybody. Hello.

Oh, yeah. I got a way bigger applause than you did, David. I got a way bigger applause than David did. I really appreciate that. Oh, you didn't need to point that out. I warmed them up for you. You drove down here together. It was your idea to have him on the show.

It made me feel good, and I wanted to say it out loud. Yeah, well, you know, sometimes it's cool to just hold it in. Nah. Not with farts and not with anything else. How did you do

on the program the last time you were on? You were saying you did it at UCB Franklin? Yeah, yeah. I didn't do so well the last time. You didn't win the games

or anything? No, I'm one and one. All right. So I've really sort of stacked everything in favor of my third guest this evening.

But we'll see how that goes. It's Sam Levine everybody! Oh, thank you San Diego. Thank you very much. Are you going to point out that you got a bigger applause than Taylor? Yeah, sometimes it's better to just hold it in, I feel like. It all sounds the same to me up here.

This table can't handle being moved around at all. Yeah, I saw it coming. That's why I got the glassware off. Oh, no, Batman. Lego Batman. Oh, no. For those listening at home, there's been a minor spill, but everything is contained.

Doug saw that one coming because he used the secret. Only dry goods fell to the ground, Sam. I want the listeners at home to know everything is okay. Do not panic. Yeah, we're good. We're good. We're good. Barely any blood.

It's fine. I like that the person close enough that could be helping is just sitting there with their arms crossed, doing nothing at all. I got this shit. Yes. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, I'm always building stuff like this, and I call it when I do it, Hy-Kia.

Sounds like a podcast to me, Doug. Do it. Yeah, do it. Now, I think I stole that pun from somewhere. Doug builds tables. Somebody tweeted it at me or something, so apologies for that. You know, you can steal

as long as you mention it as you go. All right. Where are we? David? You introduced Sam. You got something for the prize bag? Oh, yeah, yeah, I do. I got two things for the prize bag at that time.

Yeah, I've been waiting for that to fall out of your lap because there's glass involved. No, I'm holding it. Yeah, you're doing a great job. Yeah, yeah. No, I'm taking care of it. Okay. Do you want to know what it is? Yes, please.

One of it is a short story that I wrote and I made into a little book. Okay, that's not that exciting. But the second thing is a photo of one of my favorite actors. I took the photo. I printed the photo. I didn't build the frame. Fuck you guys. Okay, gotta buy something. It's Brody Stevens. Yeah, Brody Stevens. From Movie Nerds. What movie

is he from? He's in the Hangover films. I think he plays a different role in each of them. Hangover 2. Due date. Yes! All right, so that's what I brought. A photo of... Positive energy.

That sounded like it's called Hangover 2, Due Date. Yes! That's Hangover 4. Yeah. Anyone excited about that? I took this damn photo. What about the book, the story I wrote? Oh, yeah.

All right, hey. You know, the funny thing is, the listeners are really excited about it, but fuck them. Yeah, fuck them. Wait, is a listener going to win that stuff? Or someone here? Someone here is getting this stuff.

Yeah, fuck the listeners. Yeah. But the people here are listeners, too, so I like the listeners. And you know what? It's just jokes, guys. Before they... They look serious, you know. Wow, there jokes guys let's before they they look serious you know

wow there's a lot of words in this thing there's some words yeah yeah there's a few words i was just going to read a passage but go ahead read a random passage i don't think it's going to work like that just try see what happens this is what i thought at that moment nope didn't work i did not see that one coming. The story's called Oh, I like how it ends.

Damn, I'm tired. A book that agrees with the reader. Alright, you got me on that one. Sam, what do you got? Oh, I got a few things. Let's see. I have... I looked like right at Taylor's stuff and went,

Sam, what do you got? On account of Valentine's Day, I have the baseball rom-com everyone loves, Fever Pitch. Starring the host of The Tonight Show. His name escapes me. Drew Barrymore. And then the second DVD that I brought, there's actually a little backstory about this film I feel like not a lot of people know. So this is a true story.

know so this is a true story that the writer wrote about um uh she and her father who's an expat they got stationed in uh havana cuba in the late 1950s and it was a very strange time and so it was she she wrote this intense political thriller about what it was like being an american in cuba during the revolution and how it affected people personally, and then it turned violent and scary, and then that film was bought by a studio and turned into Dirty Dancing Havana Nights. I'm so glad that had a payoff. It's not my first day, Doug.

I was like, this is some... These are a lot of details. I know. It's not adding up. It sounded like it's going to be a boring movie about Cuba. And then for the real fans, a Team Molten pin from South Park.

The Mecca Streisand episode of animated Leonard Molten. Awesome. There you are. They were excited about that. A lot of movie nerds here, Doug, I noticed. I should have maybe brought a DVD. It's kind of a thing, movie nerds.

I brought a book. Listen to this. Is that bad that I brought a book? Yeah, you should be on the Dead Authors podcast. Yeah. Are you going to do Doug Loves Books? No. No.

Damn it. I can't even get... I'm too lazy to do Doug Loves Sleeping, but that's the next one. Because if you do Doug Loves Books, I'll bring a movie to that one. Okay, that's fair. Okay, Taylor.

Let him have it. Maybe I saved you for last because I sensed you had something that people would love the most. Yeah, I got the coolest shit. You got Back to the Future vinyl. Yeah. Wow, that makes it sound so special

when you call it vinyl. I mean, it's old, so it was just an album or a record. Just a record. This is how they used to listen to music. Yeah, you put this in your DVD player. Is it all scratched up and shit, or is it mint? I mean, it plays.

Oh, okay. You want to hear Johnny B. Goode, you hear Johnny B. Goode, all right? Yeah! Wait, that's the example you use? It's full of fucking Huey Lewis, and you go with Johnny B. Goode? Yeah. Oh, I guess it is Black History Month. That's true.

I got some other shit in there. It is. Chuck Berry, come on. Love it. I got a DVD of The East, which is a good movie. Oh, that's a fucked up movie, right? Yeah. Yeah, it's good.

Earth Day is just around the corner. They play a couple of environmental activists. Echo Warriors If you're a fan of Netflix hit series The OA, this was made by the same people And also stars the same girl, Britt Marling Lines are crossed in that movie People go too far

Next thing you know, they're west And then I got some Reese's piece, a bag full of Reese's in here. What? Let me see that. Wait a second. Holy shit. Like, I thought there were going to be minis or some shit.

No, it's just a bunch of Reese's cups. But they're, yeah. They're unwrapped? They're nice-sized ones. You know the name of the company is Reese's, right? I just want to make sure. If you're saying it like that for funnies, then by all means. Taylor's from the south.

I bet they say it that way there. Yeah, wait, so what are you saying now? They say Reese's Pieces. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. That's what they say, that way there. Yeah, wait, so what are you saying now? They say Reese's Pieces. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. That's what they say, yeah. Reese's. You remember Reese from Terminator?

It's like it's a guy? Yeah. It's Reese's peanut butter cups. It's a dude. It's his. Yeah. It's a dude. Like if it was Sam, it would be Sam's peanut butter cups.

There's no wrong way to make love to a Reese's. And Doug even said it correctly, Reese's. Reese's. Like the Reese's monkey. This shit's about to... That was funny. Shit's about to kick off over here. All right, class, it's time for recess.

I'm just glad they were wrapped. I thought that they were unwrapped. I thought they were... Just loose cups? Yeah. I didn't know what was going on. There's just a bunch of Reese's in there. I just thought, oh, shit.

That's dangerous. There would have been chocolate all over the DVD. I have no idea what's going on. But that's quite a bag of stuff, you guys, somebody's going home with tonight. You just spread all this out on the bed and make love on it. That's going in there.

Oh, yeah, don't forget this. Don't forget the vinyl. It's got a B-plus rating, the quality. You know what? That was an eBay joke. That was an eBay joke. Sorry about that. That's all right.

I got to look at this vinyl. Oh, I remember that label. Oh, it's in good condition. MCA Records label joke. Sorry about that. That's all right. I got to look at this vinyl. Oh, I remember that label. Oh, it's in good condition. MCA Records label. That's near mint. It's not bad. Yeah, yeah. That's good. It's a little scratchy, but that's what you got to expect.

That's the power of love. When you pull it out of the vinyl, you hear it. You don't even need to put a needle on it. David, there's a question I like to ask all of my guests every time they're on the show, and that's what was the last motion picture that you saw with your eyes? In the theaters or just in general?

The last... I watched, okay, sorry. Motion. or just in general? The last... I watched... Okay, sorry. Motion. Woo!

Pet peeve. You look like a scared chihuahua. David, these are the easy questions. Is it an inside joke? I don't listen that much. Is this something you're not supposed to ask? I watched a short film. I watched a short film called... watched a short film called Number Five.

What? Dave Ross and some other comedians. Oh, it's about Dave Ross the painter? It's not about the making of Short Circuit? No, that's Bob Ross. Bob Ross, yeah. Who's Dave Ross? A comedian.

Oh. It's a short film. Oh, it's just a... Just a... Just a homey film. Was it his set? a short film. Oh, it's just a... Just a... Just a homey film. Was it his set? Was him doing a set?

No, just a... I think they filmed it probably with a phone. I don't know. Maybe. It's a short film. Like a friend of yours made this film? Yeah, a friend of mine. That doesn't count.

Yeah, a friend of mine who's been on Comedy Central. Fuck you guys. You guys don't know Dave Ross? So you guys fucking read... It's a fucking comedy... Is it not movie... Okay, I watched... Well, I'm sure he's great,

but if you mention, you know, if I say, what was the last movie you saw? And you say, I watched Jim Gaffigan. No. That's not an answer to my question.

It's a film. He's a great comic, but it's not an answer. It's a short film? Movie. Rogue One. Why didn't you say movie? When in doubt,

Rogue One. I watched it. Yeah, motion picture. That is probably true. You were looking for something highfalutin. I thought this was a nerd podcast. I busted out some nerd shit. So you went with Rogue One. What did you think of Rogue One?

I thought it was, yeah, I don't know. It was like a Star Wars movie. That's what you came away with the net? They had kind of all the different elements of a Star Wars movie. They had the fight in the elevator shaft, the battle scene with the robot things walking, and then they had the kind of crazy battle scene in the commando center with the things flying outside.

Do you guys know what Star Wars movies are like? I don't know why they keep having battle scenes in a movie with wars in the title. But there's always a scene where someone's running with gas cans. Yeah, I mean, you could. Like, I got to fill up the X-Wing fighter. I got to fill up the fighter. Like, where's my vest? Where's my vest? And they got the

vest. Alright, give us another example because you're basically, there's a million things you could say are similar in all of this. They had the droids. I thought that one was coming. The one guy. They have like two guys walking down a hallway. Oh, there's the

force. Some people can use it. Oh, yeah, yeah. They had the seat. Some people can use it. Oh, yeah, yeah. Then they had the, oh, no, they had the sea. There's gravity everywhere in space. Oh, Darth Vader chokes people. Like, why does he just grab their balls every once in a while? Why is he such a neck man? Well, why, okay, for instance,

why do they have to have the same kind of battle station where you go in and the doors go like this? Like from the middle. Why can't they go from the side kind of battle station where you go in and the doors go like this? Like from the middle. Why can't they go from the side? Oh, right. You could. It's like the same. It's the same effects.

It's the same hallways. They built those hallways for part two. Did you ever see Sliding Doors? You probably had a lot of issues with that movie. It was to a state. What is Gwyneth Paltrow living two lives? How is that possible? It was to stimulate the economy.

You get twice the work if you do two doors. There you go. I felt like it was the same sets from all the different movies without the good characters. Where was Chewbacca? I wanted Chewbacca. He was, you know. Was he in there, actually?

In there, yeah. Yeah, I think he was in there. He does show up in there. I'm bad at this game. I thought it was good. I haven't made it to the games yet. This is the easiest question. I liked it. It was good. Almost. I kind of thought it was good. I liked it. This isn't made into the games yet. This is the easiest question. I liked it.

It was good. Almost. I kind of loved it, actually. I'm going to go see it again so I can remember more of it. It was cool, though. I liked it. There was a lot of battle scenes

and the guys were running. Really looked like a Star Wars movie, though. Okay, yeah. You circled life. You did it. But check out number five. Google it. It's a great movie. Okay, but it's short. It's short. It Star Wars movie, though. Okay, yeah. You circled life. You did it. But check out Number 5. Google it.

It's a great movie. Okay, but it's short. It's short. It's like six minutes long or something like that. But it's live action? Yeah, it's live action. It's called Number 5. And it has nothing to do with the Short Circuit films?

Nope, nope. Did you say that earlier, Sam? I did. It's all right. It's pretty long and fruit. It's all right. Yeah, yeah. Did you say that earlier, Sam? I did. It's alright. It was pretty long and fruit. It's alright. At that point, I was focused on why is he telling us about a short film. I understand.

I understand. Because it was good. And you know what? Furthermore, it had zero battle scenes. Furthermore. Zero. By all means, furthermore. The first one through four, all battle scenes. Number five, just people.

That's right. Being people. That's right. What about you, Taylor? Have you seen any movies? Yeah, I saw Passengers. That's the last thing you saw? Yeah, I think that's the last thing I saw. What about you, Taylor? Have you seen any movies? Yeah, I saw Passengers. That's the last thing you saw? Yeah, I think that's the last thing I saw. You squeezed it in when?

Because that thing was dying out of the theaters pretty quickly. I probably saw it three weeks ago. I saw Rogue One a second time, but that doesn't count, right? Well, if it... The last movie you saw... Nah, I'd rather talk about Passengers.

The last movie you saw. It's kind of an interesting new game on the show. How hard it is for people to just comprehend that question. There's always a lot of... I've got a lot of other things I want to talk about. A lot of explanations. But true, he did just speak of Rogue One. I don't think anybody could be more eloquent on this subject.

So there's no reason for you to add your... You don't need to get your beard into the mix. But what did you think of that Passengers movie? It wasn't bad. I mean, I liked it. It felt like Event Horizon as a romantic comedy. What? Yeah. That's it. It felt like Event Horizon as a romantic comedy. What? Yeah.

That's exactly what it felt like. And they got Lawrence Fishburne just to make that point even stronger. For real. Yeah, that's really what it felt like. Draw that parallel. It was like a really awesome sci-fi movie that Disney made and kind of sucked it. It didn't have much comedy, really. And the romance was you know

Troublesome. Yeah. Like the movie, I think people still might want to see it so I don't want to get too deep into it but it just the thing that, the kind of crucial turning point in the movie is the thing that makes you go well I can't even this is just

it's just not right and I don't, I just can't be into this anymore. Yeah. Yeah. And we'll talk about it. Let's set a timer. Came out over Christmas.

You think around May everybody will see this shitty movie? We could talk about it openly on a movie podcast. You didn't care about the people that didn't see Rogue One?

What about those people? I gotta tell you something you didn't give about the people that didn't see Rogue One? What about those people? I got to tell you something. You didn't give away shit. Okay. But also, Passengers sort of hinges on a thing that happens. But also, I think it sucks that they have to have trailers that show that those two actors are in it because one actor appears later than the other one.

Anyway, Sam, what do you got for us? The last film I saw was... And also, you've got to stop putting beer up on a pedestal. It's just a beverage. If you can't see in the back, you've got this weird pedestal thing that he put his beer on. It's true. Yeah.

The last film I saw was the Woody Allen feature film Blue Jasmine. Okay, so you woke up from your coma. Yep. And you were like, what have I missed? It was a rough three and a half years. And they're like, you've got to see this. Cate Blanchett won the Oscar. Yeah.

Let's do a game, Sam, with the movie Blue Jasmine, because I've seen it, where we take turns saying things we feel about Blue Jasmine and things that we know about Blue Jasmine. And it's just you and me, so settle down, David. Like you know anything about Blue Jasmine. He got so excited because he's seen it before. Oh, really?

He was mouthing it to the audience. I know two of the actors in there. Okay, see, step down for a second. Not personally. No, no. I knew what you meant. You've got to let me in the game, man. But the idea is it's a speed thing where it's just me and Sam,

and once you can't think of something to say, you're out. So make them short. All right, Sam? Yeah, yeah. Do you want to start us off? Sure. Okay, all right.

Andrew Dice Clay plays it straight. Doogie Howser's friend almost steals the movie. Alec Baldwin looks mostly fit. Doogie Howser's friend almost steals the movie. Alec Baldwin looks mostly fit. Doogie Howser's friend's name is Max Casella. Bobby Cannavale has never been a stand-up comedian. That's something you know about Blue Jasmine? Yes. Okay.

I'll go with Bobby Cannavale is in Blue Jasmine. Yep. Different fact about him. Peter Sarsgaard is pretty serious in this. Alec Baldwin is a dick. She has emotional problems. Sally Hawkins plays her sister. Sally Hawkins is Australian.

No, she's English. Sally Hawkins was in a movie called Happy-Go-Lucky. Cate Blanchett is Australian. Cate Blanchett was in The Aviator. Alec Baldwin was in The Aviator, too. There was never a sequel to Aviator. I win. Yes, that's true.

Such a dumb game. David, what did you want to add? What do you got for Blue Jasmine? I'm glad that I didn't play that game with you guys. That would have been horrible. We didn't even say written and directed by Woody Allen. True. Louis C.K. was in it.

Louis, that's right. Could have said that. Louis C.K. Fucks Sally Hawkins in a car. Yep. Yeah. I don't remember that. That happened?

That happened. We don't actually see them in the car. We see them go into the car. You see them coming out of it adjusting their items. So maybe it was just a handy. Ooh. I'll ask Louis next time we have lunch. I was kidding.

Never mind. Because you're more of a dinner person? Because I said I knew two of the actors, not personally, but then I tried to say it. I'm sort of tracking it. I'm explaining it to the listeners that don't like me anymore. Since I said fuck them earlier when I first introduced myself. Yeah, keep talking.

I don't know if that's where you lost them. But I'll find out in a series of tweets sometime tomorrow. Well, they can tag me at MFDavidDeary. Thank you. Bye. Your name is MFDavidDeary. Yeah. And what does the MF stand for?

Motherfucking David Deary. Yeah. That's just good marketing. You really set yourself up for it. Yeah, you just put it out there. Yeah, just good marketing. You really set yourself up for, yeah, you just put it out there. Yeah, just good marketing. I thought it was milk fit. Hey, everybody, I'm a motherfucker. Thank you.

I thought it was man fart. What do you got, Taylor? MF. Mon frere. Mon frere. Very good. Nice. Mon frere, David Deary.

All right. Mon Frere. Very good. Nice. Mon Frere, David Derriere. All right. Turn off the show, Bert, because I'm about to say, let the games begin! Bye, Bert. Hello! We got name tags. We got lots of name tags for you guys to choose from.

So, gentlemen, make your selections. Go physically grab the name tag you want to play for. I want one from the back. Can I make them come out? Head out. Get going. Oh, I want to go out. Go out there. Yeah, find a good one.

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Back to the show. All right, we're back. Hello. Sam. Yes, sir. Who are you playing for? I'm doing the Life Aquatic with Steve Straw Okay yeah we talked to him earlier Oh alright he put me on his poster so he knows what's up Yeah I you know

Didn't notice you on there You were on this gentleman's poster right here Oh he did not scream loud enough But I didn't mention it because I didn't want to give away the secret At that point in the show and uh and so what what was that about a pre-roll do you want it sure I'll fucking take your pre-roll since he picked your name tag I just didn't want it to influence it oh no not unlike an American flag, we're gonna have to burn it. A little bit of finders. That was smooth, though.

Taylor picked up and grabbed that like he was a monkey in a cage. Do monkeys like joints? Is that a thing? Yeah, no. You drop anything interesting in a monkey cage, they're gonna go grab it. Oh, shit.

What do you got there, Taylor? I'm playing for Tropnic Thunder. It's a monkey cage. They're going to go grab it. What do you got there, Taylor? I'm playing for Tropnik Thunder. That's a good one. He's got Pete Holmes and Bert Kreischer on there. No Doug, though. Surprising. No, I'm not on there, but that's fine. I'm alright with that. But that's Nick on the poster.

I think so, with a joint in his mouth. Over there? Somewhere in the back. Yeah, but he's got Pete Holmes and Bert Kreischer on there. Like either of them would drive down to San Diego for this. Nope, just me. Valentine's Day. On Valentine's Day, yeah, they both have wives and lovers.

An interesting way to put that. Well, they each have one. Wives and lovers. That I know about. That's not a good place for that, because he needs to put his beard down. You can just throw it on the... Yeah, you can just put it on the ground, but put it on in a... Perfect.

Do it with flair like you did. That was good. What do you got there, David? Well, first, can I ask if anyone put my face on a poster? I'm not sure. I don't think they did. That would be an act of premonition that would be shocking. I got Brad Wars right here.

And it would prove that, oh. And it's a box of Star Wars cereal. Oh, is that what it is? I just got it because his girlfriend was really cute. Do you know the name of the character? Oh, she is. Do you know the name of the character on the box? Oh, is this how

it works? Is this how this show works? I'm just curious if you know the name of that character. Is that Darth Maul? Wow, they really laughed hard at you. I bet you the name's even written on there. It probably is. No, up next to the face.

You're looking at the back now. Does it say it right there? Is his name Fruity Marshmallows? That'd be my favorite Star Wars character. Hell yeah. I'm Fruity Marshmallows. Here is my plan.

First, I'm going to fill you up with deliciousness. If there's not a Fruity Marshmallows, I'm going to fill you up with deliciousness. If there's not a Fruity Marshmallows, I'm going as one for this Halloween, for sure. Fruity Marshmallows. All right. Well, good job with that. And you can go ahead and throw that on the ground. Gently. Gently, sure.

There's some cereal in there. A box of cereal hasn't been cracked open yet. Has anybody tried that cereal? Is it tasty? It's probably good. Probably. It looks delicious. The first ingredient is whole grain. It says it right there on the box next to fruity marshmallows.

Yep. Alright. I'm excited. For what? To lose. I'm gonna do everything in my power to make you the winner tonight. Then I'm going to go home with that box of cereal. All right, you can end there.

We have imagination. And I'm going to make love to it and I'm going to eat it. Not necessarily in that order. Yeah, you got to eat it first. Don't tell me what to do. That's what the ladies prefer you're not the boss of me you're not the boss of me

alright we're gonna start with a round of that'd be a great opera takes place in an office we're gonna play a new game A newish game We beta tested it on a recent show The last one I believe

And people loved it And the game is called Just the Facts Ma'am Just the Facts Sam the Ma'am That's me I was thinking of also maybe calling it Go Fack Yourself Oh alright Sam the man that's me yeah I was thinking of also maybe calling it go

fack yourself oh all right that might be that one might that one might stick that might be better yeah all three of you are in play David and Taylor and Sam I'm gonna read frequently asked questions from the IMDB fact page and you can guess as often as you want until you name the movie that these people are asking these questions about. Taylor, I need an understood out of you.

I understand. And David, I'm good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. Yep, we're good. We're good.

All right, here we go. What movie inspired these questions? Is this movie based on a book? Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Great Guest? No. Big Fish? No. Schindler's List? No. That is on a book though, right? Alright. Alright

How much sex violence and profanity Are in this movie? I've found In doing research that that question comes up a lot In the frequently asked questions Forrest Gump Nope Not enough sex and violence in the frequently asked questions. Forrest Gump. Nope. Not enough sex and violence.

What opera did they see in San Francisco? I think it was, to answer that question, I think it was You're Not the Boss of Me. What opera did they see in San Francisco? Now, I don't want to have to spell things out for you guys, but clearly some characters in this movie saw an opera in San Francisco. A night at the opera?

Or this question thinks that that's what they did. They could have been leaving a restaurant in Denver. Doesn't mean it's accurate. No. This one sounds accurate. En route to Beverly Hills, Edward drives by a store called Tower Records.

Is this an actual record store in the area? Pretty Woman? Right now there's... What's that? Pretty Woman? That's correct. Right now there's a fake Tower Records.

They must be shooting something where it needs to look like Tower Records because it's painted like Tower Records even though it's closed. The one on Sunset. Yeah, I don't know what's going on in there. Yeah, they made it look like that again for that movie Nice Guys. Yep.

And I enjoyed that. Yep. It was nice to see that. All right, and then the next question was... On what street was Vivian working when Edward picked her up? That just sounds like somebody's hoping the magic will strike again on that corner. And then my favorite one

on the facts page of Pretty Woman is what is Pretty Woman about? It's about 98 minutes. Shit. Dude, I wish. It's about 98 minutes. Shit. Dude, I wish. It's like two. It's like two hours. Gary Marshall suffered from over length.

As Leonard would say. Yeah, he had to squeeze in that Larry Alexander is a fucking crazy pervert. What do I call him? Larry Alexander? Let's call him Larry David, Jason Alexander. Apologies to Larry Alexander. All right. So Sam won that game.

So we're already super shocked by what's going on. I got to whip out my phone here to see. This clock down here, there's a nice clock that was set up by the American Comedy Company to let me know how much time is left. But it also says the current time. And then also there's just a set of zeros at the bottom that I'm waiting to see what happens to those. But it's a lot.

I usually just look at my phone and, oh, we got some beverages for some folks? Diet something? Not I. No. But I'll take a water if you're offering. I think those two drinks might be for the two of my guests that are in the audience. I don't think they're in the green room.

I think they're in the audience somewhere. Good luck finding them. Yeah, I didn't order shit. I'm in Sobrewary. And Sam has got his beer on the pedestal. And then we got the water boys. All right, so what we're going to do next is we're going to play a Last Man Stanton tournament.

Oh. Yes. In which we play until someone, one of you three, has two points. Okay. I'm willing to bet on who it might be to get the two points. Well, if you're going to bet against yourself, that's what I'd recommend.

How much would you put down against yourself? All of it. Everything you have? Yep. Even your Star Wars cereal? Oh, yeah. No, I got to keep that. That's mine.

Can we crack it open? The Star Wars cereal? I just want to know what it tastes like. All right, here we go. Yeah, I don't... If you could not just jam your hand into the cereal, we can figure out a way to pour some into a person's hand. You can dig your hand into it.

Just give me a little bit. I already don't like it. Okay, that's enough. But you didn't see the bottom? Where's the marshmallow? They really chintzy on the marshmallows. I got one in this handful. So that's like...

Fuck this name tag. It's pretty good. It's just like a Lucky Charms marshmallow. Then the basic cereal... Looks like corn pops. Anyone else? Anyone? Anyone?

It wasn't really sealed that well when I opened it, but... Don't worry about it. I'm sure it's fine. So the bottom of the box reveals a $1.79 clearance tag. I'm sharing. I'm not doing bad. Am I making a mess? I'm sorry.

Expiration date? Oh, yeah. Oh, this was $1.79 on bargain. That's what I'm talking about. Look at the top there. The blue bar at the top there. What does that say? Is this going to have salmonella?

2012. Holy shit. Is that for reals? There's no way they'd have Kylo Ren on the cover of Star Wars cereal. It is a limited addiction box, though. It's got kind of a Fruity Pebbles vibe. Anyone else? Should I throw some out there?

No? Don't throw it out there. Just let them pass the box around. No, I don't want to pass the box around. I want to throw it or nothing. Forget it. Most of it would land on the ground if you just threw it into the crowd. the box around. No, I don't want to pass the box around. I want to throw it or nothing. Forget it. It's just most of it would land on the ground if you just threw it into the crowd. Oh, he's coming up here to get some?

Oh, no, he's the waiter. He looked committed. That's good. I'm glad we have security on stage. You got to look out for all of us. Alright. So are you familiar with the game Last Man Stanton? I am, yeah. Alright, that's where you take turns Naming films by an actor or actress

That I'll get from a pre-selected audience member If you know the films What's that? You name the films if you know the films Yes If you don't know them Don't name them Yeah

Good call That's a good... I forget that instruction every time. Yep. Thank you. I know. I'm well aware. Right?

Yep. But it's also you just say one at a time when it's your turn. Don't blurt out everyone that you know. Yeah, I got you. And you have a lifeline each round. Okay. Each round? Yes.

Each time it's my turn, I have a lifeline? Or just one? During one round, during one actor's name, during that name, you can go to your lifeline once, like probably your first turn. Probably. I thought a round was each time it was my turn. But then sometimes when you hear,

you could call that a round, I'm sure, yeah. But in this case, I call it, I don't have a name for it. It's never been a problem. What? Cycle. Don't you dare. Rotation? It's Valentine's Day, man.

Don't make me embarrass you in front of your lady. I'm nice. I like to be nice until it's time to not be nice. Ooh, women love a bad boy. Right? Maybe he just wants some cereal, but he called it a cycle, but that sounds like,

that's like round. I'd say rotation. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, I get it. I get it. I get it. Yeah, that's good. Yeah. Yeah, I get it. I get it. I get it. I'm going to fail. It's cool.

I get it. But here's something you can look forward to. Yep. In the second round, the first person out from the first round gets to pick any name they want. Oh. Oh, nice. So you can pick an actor or actress or animal actor.

Animal actor, yeah. An animal actor. You can, yeah. An animal actor. You could pick one that you know a lot of their movies and have an advantage in that round. Dave Ross, you'd kick all of our asses if you know every movie he's been in. Fucking five doesn't count. So you could name any actor no matter how obscure.

That's what I'm saying. All right. Yeah. You could say Sam Levine if you wanted to Oh boy Oh boy What? Any actor is the part I was responding to

I was so scared I was not thinking about myself when I asked that question To be fair I didn't know who he was You could name someone who had a couple of lines It's true It's so. You could name someone who had a couple of lines. It's true. It's so true. You could name someone who has a couple lines in a movie you're in

that no one would know any of their work. All right. It just depends on how vicious you want to play this thing. Yeah, I want to be vicious. And how early you want to get out of here. I understand. Because you could just take a dive in the first round. In the first one to make the second round easy. Then pick the second round

for yourself. But then you're back in for the third round. But I think once you've already got one on the board, I think you'll be in good shape. Could be a good strategy. If I don't feel confident about the name, I'm taking a dive. Alright, Tom Brady. Chill out. That's one of those ones

where you don't know what's happening. Are you booing David or Tom Brady? We know. Somebody hissed. We still don't know which one you mean. David. Oh, shit. There's only one true champion, and it's me.

Fuck Tom Brady. Anyway, anyway, go ahead. Fuck Tom Brady. Anyway. God. By the way, if I dive in my second round, I'm picking Tom Brady. That's going to be a good one. Do you like that cereal that's mostly going in your mouth? Oh, my god. Alright, I'm ready.

Yeah, that got you a repeat booking on the show. Just that alone. Putting cereal on your face. Thank you. It's my trademark. Oh, it is?

I didn't know I walked right into that. That's my getter done. Oh, okay. So you're just running through the audience like, I hope somebody

has a box of cereal. Yeah, I had to look around. Any other food items you could do that with? Or do you always Oh, okay. So you're just running through the audience. I hope somebody has a box of cereal. Yeah. I had to look around. Any other food items you could do that with? Or do you always go with cereal? Always cereal. What's your favorite cereal to shove on your face? This one, the Star Wars one.

You know it isn't. You've never had that before. That's why I planted... It's brand new to you. Yeah, I planted Brad. I brought him with me everywhere. Every show, I bring Brad Wars with me. Did you find any other marshmallows in there?

No. They are so chintzy with the marshmallows. I swear Brad resealed this thing or something because there's no marshmallows in here at all. You didn't check the bottom of the bag. You don't know. They might be at the bottom. It could be also like

they could do a spin off all mallows. It's all marshmallows. That's what it was? All berries. Yeah, that's right. That one would it was All berries Yeah that's right That one would sell Anyone who ate that cereal Ever The roof of their mouth

Is still healing From the Captain Crunch The berries were good Both The berries hurt you? Oh yes All of it All of it hurt you

Wow No but the crunches Had corners The crunches had corners Yeah Those were vicious Yeah They were pointy The Captain Crunches The berries were balls Yeah The crunches had corners. The crunches had corners. Yeah. Those were vicious. Yeah.

They were pointy. The Captain Crunches. The berries were balls. Yeah. The berries were round with no corners. I want to be in the room at General Mills when someone has an idea for his breakfast cereal and it has the word oops in the title. They were probably listening to a Britney Spears song Alright, here we go

Gotta get a name from somebody in the audience And that person Is someone Ooh, all the way from Canada Hope you made it Where is Chip Reviews? There you are And which part of Canada

are you visiting us from? And I thought our president was trying to keep you out. I don't know what race you are, but you could qualify. But you got in. Good for you.

And you were coming to San Diego for another reason besides seeing this what is that visiting family you got you're from Toronto but you got San Diego family I don't know what else to ask so we'll go right to the game and your choice all the way now folks do not hold this against Canada if he gives us a dumb name it's a lovely place okay what do you got dude

Eugene Levy so you fucking came here with a goddamn Canadian name. Not even one of the more famous ones. You couldn't cut us some slack with a little John Candy. Chevy Chase, you're terrible at even whatever this is. And you didn't say it into your microphone, you sneak. Now I'm just yelling at people for things they didn't even say to the listeners.

All right. Sam. Yeah. Start us off. Eugene Levy. I play along on this one. We'll go to Taylor, then to David, then to me. One of my favorite. What are people saying?

Is there a problem? One of my favorite Eugene Levy films, Best in Show. See, this is early in the game. David, it's your first time, but that is a big clue to other potential answers. I'm fucked, I believe. Taylor? I'm going I believe Taylor? I'm gonna go directly to Nick to start this off

oh you're getting right into your lifeline don't get mad at me my beard's bigger than yours you piece of shit there is could you stand up and show the audience your puny beard it's puny

he's working on it Taylor audience, your puny beard. It's puny. He's working on it, Taylor. Yeah, yours is bigger, but it's not as... Mine's nicer. Don't mess with the man's dreams, man. He wants to look like you someday. If only. Get into white places. And get contacts, too. What is your

ethnic background, sir? Mine? Yeah. Mexican-Iranian. Mexican-Iranian. There you go. I knew he was an interesting mix. Didn't want to insult the man. I just knew white wasn't in the mix.

Too real, too real. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it got serious. I'm going to make a movie. Doug Benson Benson race detective that's great where you just go around asking people

what their race is just go up to them and go I don't know what you are and then when they tell me yeah I knew it wasn't what I was thinking it wasn't

I'm good at this give me give me another oh shit um it wasn't. I'm good at this. Give me another. Oh, shit. Nick, help me. Give me something, Nick. From Nick. Trompnik Thunder says... He says American Pie.

Do you go with that? American Pie? Do you think he was in American Pie? That's correct. He was in American Pie. All right. Shush, shush, shush. I am. Is it my turn? Yeah, yeah.

I've heard rumblings in the audience because people know. Eugene Levy. American Pie 2. See what happens when you listen. Listen. Yeah. Yeah. Waiting for Guffman.

Yep. American Wedding. That's what I was going to say. I'm so sorry. Why do you have a whole list of movies over there? Oh, shit. We have a motherfucker full title request on the floor.

Is that your final answer, Sam? I'm sorry. Is my final answer to what? American Wedding? Yeah. Is that your final answer? This gentleman thinks that there is more to the title. I disagree. I also disagree. Sam and I disagree strongly, sir. Why do you please?

That's it. Will you please? That's when I yell at the kids outside my door when they're making noise. And they're like, what? Will we please what? It's a polite question, but we don't know what to do. So are you satisfied, sir? Yeah, you are.

Yeah, we're both telling you. It's called American Wedding. It's called American Wedding. Yeah. I was really hoping. I got one where you might yell at me in a minute, so we'll see. Guy just probably showed up like,

I'm going to yell out full title okay what happens honey I'm gonna practice at home you might want to put in your earplugs I legit jumped Alright so Where are we what's happening Did I write that down yes I did Alright so Taylor Yeah it's on me You out of them

You know I feel like there's like... Can you serve up another slice of pie? Hey, what? I don't know. There's like 19 of those movies with Stifler's little brother. Oh. I'm going to guess one of those titles.

Okay. You got to know the title, though. You can't just say, I'm going to guess he was in one of these films. Is it The Naked Mile? What? Is that full title? National Lampoon's The Naked Mile? American Pie, The Naked Mile?

No, no, no. Is that... Fuck. Forrest Gump, The Naked Mile? No audience help. I'm just gonna go with Just The Naked Mile. Just The Naked Mile made everybody make noises. Sam's saying no.

So, incorrect. You are out. Don't boo me, you bitch. You are out. You jerk. I don't know. She seems like a nice lady. Oh, so he's out?

So he's out? Pretty sure it was a guy. So, Taylor, you're out for this round, but you get to pick the person that we play in the next round. Yeah, I plan that. So that's very strategic. Yeah, it worked out good for you. Everyone thought that was going to fall David's way.

Yeah, what happened? You know, Eugene Levy happened. That's what happened. I played this whole thing wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, well, now I'm in it to win it. All right. Let's say.

Okay, okay, I have a question. I got this. If I guess something and get it wrong, can I still go to my lifeline? No, go to your lifeline before you guess wrong. Okay, okay, I'm going to my lifeline right now. Who's my lifeline? Where's your lifeline at? Where's Brad at?

Is it my cereal provider? Yeah. What is it? What did you say, Brad? That's right. A mighty wind, he says. Is it a mighty wind or a thug? A mighty wind.

A mighty wind. Yeah, don't be so incompetent. I'll take it. That you try to correct him when he's the one with the information. No, I couldn't hear it. Oh, okay. I said, you were back. It's a mighty wind.

Good job. Yeah, that's a great one. That was the one I was thinking of, too, when he said best in show or best of show. Yeah. Never mind. I'll take it. Thanks, Lifeline. See you next round.

You can't go to him. I can go next round. In each cycle. No, next round. Not the rotation. Rotation. It's not cycle, you idiot. No, you knew what you meant.

It's rotation. You had it right. You're right. It's my turn. Your turn. And You're right. It's my turn. Your turn. And I am going to go with The Man. Ooh, that was the first one I wrote. That was what?

That was the first title I wrote. Oh, yeah. Sam likes to write down his titles. He's not cheating. I'm not cheating. It's like I remember 11 in a row, and then by the time it gets back to me, I can remember zero of them. Yeah, because also we really hotboxed him before the show.

That is fucking true. He was like sticking his head out the door, breathing like he was about to give birth to a watermelon. I do feel a little bad about this, but it is the way the game is played. American Pie presents The Naked Mile. Oh!

American Pie Presents The Naked Mile. Oh. Oh. Are those groans because you feel bad for me? You were so close. Or because that movie sucked really bad. I'm sure it was terrific. All right, here we go. Not one dick in the whole movie.

All the characters are likable? Yeah. Super likable. Who's the antagonist? A lot of pussies, but... The guy who's almost a dick. He is dick adjacent. All right, so you're on your own here, David.

All right, I'm going to go with... It's D-Day. American Pie. Oh, I like this. Just freestyle it out, a title. Summer Camp. American Pie, Summer Camp? So close.

Okay, okay. American Pie, One Time at Summer Camp. No. American Pie? No. All right. All right, try again. No. No. You're good. I get it. All right, you're out. You Pie? No. All right. All right, try again. No.

No. You're good. I get it. All right, you're out. You're the leader. You did great, though. Thank you. Yeah.

Audience, fuck you guys. What the hell? I'm sure someone's going to say that one. I know there was a summer camp one, but whatever. Well, Sam's going to correct me on this, possibly, but I'm going to just try it. All right. Was he in a movie called Splash? He sure was, Doug.

He's also in a movie called American Pie Presents Band Camp. Presents. You just heard him say American Pie Presents. I didn't think that one was also a presents. I didn't realize. I thought they only presented one movie. I didn't realize they presented all the other ones too. I would have said

Summer Camp anyway and it was Band Camp. And you were out before me. Alright, let me try one. Sam, get ready to shoot this one down. I can't wait. Because it's probably wrong. Okay.

He is in a Snickers commercial. No. American Reunion. That is correct. Yay! They didn't present that one? No, but they did do American Pie Presents

The Book of Love. Ooh, yeah. The audience didn't even know. You wrote down 11 of these? Well, I had other ones. Not for nothing, but both The Naked Mile and Book of Love

were made by personal friends of mine, so it really makes sense that I would know those full titles. I'm so sorry that I said it sucked. I'm sure it was great.

It was probably a great movie. He does not listen to this show. Don't worry about it. It probably sucked anyway. Oh. All right.

Let me pull one more crazy one out of my hat. All right. If I can. If I can make it happen. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. For your consideration. That is the last of the... Actually, I take it back. There is one more of the... Oh, you take it back. There is one more of the... Oh, you son of a bitch. Mascots. Don't say it, you guys.

Mascots. Oh, the thing that was on Netflix? Netflix, yeah. Doesn't count. Doesn't count? I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Oh, all right. Because it was a film.

It was a film? It was a film. Yeah, mascots. Yeah, mascots. Yeah. Mascots. I'm just stalling with the word mascots. Yeah. Mascots. I'm just stalling with the word mascots. Armed and dangerous.

Ah, I had that one as well. Bringing down the house. Also known as bringing down the race. That is not a PC movie, guys. They stepped on some toes. I think I have to tap. All right. Yeah.

But you're killing it on this one, Sam. Well, you know, I know all the Jews. What else is on your list? And that's a good category to steer away from, Taylor, when you come up with a name. The only other one I had was Cheaper by the Dozen 2. Oh, yeah.

Because he and Steve Martin enjoy working together, probably. They do. Alright, so now's the chance for the audience to scream at us the ones we didn't say. Eugene Levy. New York Minute with the Olsen twins. Yeah. Serendipity. He's the clerk in the store.

Yeah. Vacation. Oh, of course. Mm-hmm. If you think you hate it now, just wait till you drive it. He was not in a movie called Full Title. National Lampoon's Vacation. What?

Going Berserk with John Candy. Like, that's... Who? Almost Heroes? National Lampoon's Vacation. What? Going Berserk with John Candy. Like that's... Who? Almost Heroes? With Chris Farley and Chandler? Matt Perry. Chandler Bing? Bing!

Correct answer! America's Sweethearts. They just keep flowing out of this one man. Oh, there's another man that would like to. What's it called? Finding Dory? He's the voice of a fish? A turtle or some shit?

Goon. That's a great one. I love Goon. Is he in Goon 2? I bet he's in Goon 2. Doug, there's a young lady over here insisting that he is in James Cameron's Alien. Insisting. James Cameron did Aliens,

and you're thinking of Paul Reiser. Someone just suggested that on Twitter the other day. Play a game where you're trying to figure out what movie your mom is talking about. And I was like, no, that's a dumb game. Medea's Witness Protection. Now, there comes a point when a person is just showing off. I'm sure there's a few more

that as a whole audience we skipped because he's a great character actor who's been in a bunch of things. There's at least one more American Pie movie that I can't remember the title of. American Pie Presents. It's like... Another Pie.

American Pie, fuck that shit again, bro. I think it's called Alpha House? Beta House? Beta House? Because Beta House? Beta House? Because Beta House was the name of the Animal House TV series. So I don't think that's what it is. Don't talk to them too much. Alright.

We still got a couple rounds of this game. Plus also everybody's trying to figure out their bills right now. They don't need to be hassled by us. You guys each owe me two dollars for those Lucky Charms handfuls. It's limited edition.

Well, that's wild to give the price point after the transaction. Yeah. I should probably switch that around. It's like those guys that hand you a rap CD

in front of the Chinese theater and then they want you to pay for it because you held it for a second. It's got a tag on the bottom that says the whole box is only $1.79.

Well, you know. It's got Daisy Ridley on the back and Oscar Isaac and the black guy. The black guy. Wait, what's his name? Denzel Washington. John Boyega, not Denzel Washington. Bringing down the house.

I'd eat the shit out of Training Day cereal, though. It's got King Kong on the cover. The breakfast you've been planning all week, son. Points! Thank you. Oh, shit. The High Court premieres on February 27th

after At Midnight. Yeah. All right, let's play another roundy round. Hell yeah, that's all I've been thinking about the whole time. This is a new round. Yeah, you get to go to your... Get to go back to my lifeline.

You get to go to your cereal chugging lifeline. The two of you are so hopped up on sugar... He hasn't failed me yet. ...that you guys are going to kill it. And Taylor gets to pick the name, and then we're going to go in the opposite direction, starting with Taylor. So then it'll be Sam, then me, then you, David.

He says he's going to be ready. You are going to be ready. Nice. Because I'm picking to be ready. Nice. Because I'm picking something for us. Nice for us. For the two of you on Valentine's Day. I like it. Even though it's not going to...

I just have to pick an easy person for us, but it's just going to make it that much easier for Sam. Oh, okay. Go ahead. So that doesn't seem like a good strategy, but go ahead. Well, if I want to name more than one movie... Good point. Just go with your gut.

Let's go with Will Ferrell. Whoa. Jesus. Everybody, I hope you don't have to sit there waiting. I feel like I'm going to get lynched after this show. Who's got a job they have to go to tomorrow? Sorry, you guys. It's all night. Last man Stanton.

Now, Doug, Doug, for two reasons I'm going to do what I'm going to do. The first being we did just do... Are you going to resign? We did just do Will Ferrell at the 12 guests. Yeah, we did. It's a popular one. And I won that one. So as I'm going to bow

out, I'm out. What? Pick someone else. Pick someone else for Sam. Sam's got to be in. I get to decide. Oh, whoa. No one else in this room is going to decide what's happening next. Wow. Wow.

I do like Sam and me sitting this one out. Yeah. And you two fuckers are going to be... It's going to be over in... It's going to be over in two minutes. Four, three, two, one, zero. Taylor, go. Will Ferrell.

Kicking and screaming. Correct. David. Elf. Will Ferrell. Kicking and Screaming. Correct. David. Elf. Uh-huh. Taylor. Talladega Nights, The Ballad of Ricky Bobby. Oh, full title. I like it. David. Don't forget your lifeline.

I'm sure he's made more than two movies. I think you've named three so far, but that's cool. I'm pretty sure I've watched this dude before. Saturday Night Live doesn't count, I know that. But did they make any movies? Oh my God. Oh no. Holy shit.

Just a little context. We played this with Will Ferrell before we came here today. We did practice in the car. You practiced with this exact name. Hours ago with this exact same. And that's why you turned to him and said, this is for us. But I thought he was going to pick Jason Lee because I know more of his movies. Well, you might be the first one out.

Okay, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Hold on. I'm gonna go with my lifeline. Okay, Brad. Pick a rally. Is it Brad Wars? Everything Must Go. Everything Must Go, he says. Do you think that's a movie title? I think it might be, yeah. Yeah, it is. I'll take it. It's the one where he had all of his shit out on the lawn because his wife was...

I'll check it out. I'll check it out. I'm sure it's good. I'm sure it's good. I'm not trying to push it on anybody. I just wanted you to know it's real. I'll check on Kindle if it's on book, but it's fine. Taylor? Night at the Roxbury? Yeah. Full title? Full title?

Yeah, that's it. Those are all the words they needed. Because nobody knew the names of those two guys that they played. So they just called it something random. It's the name of the club they like to go to. Okay, Zoolander. You're going Zoolander, okay. Zoolander. Yeah.

Semi-pro. There's people in the back cheering for you, David. That's Brad, I think. Semi-pros, right? Is it the one person you're playing for? Or is it Brad and his group? It's Brad. He wants that picture of Brody Stevens.

I can't blame him. Who doesn't want that? All right, I'm going to go... Oh, shit, man. It's tough. Will Ferrell. Probably only makes three or four movies a year for about 20 years.

Hmm. probably only makes three or four movies a year for about 20 years. I mean, don't you think he's really, really famous? Like, I'd call him a superstar. Yeah, he's great. David. David, context clues. Context clues. I just, I feel bad.

It's like my memory's bad. I know he's listening to this right now, and he's... Context clues clues think about what Doug just said oh okay he's also really smart like I'd call him a mega mind yeah that's how smart he is

man I wish this podcast was called Doug loves John Coltrane music I'd be better at it don't you know any of his like early work like don't you know any of his old school stuff? Yeah. All right. That's a good clue.

All right. The one where he ran naked. Old school. Yeah, there you did it. Oh, my God. Oh, man. I like that in getting you one name, he took three of the movies

that I had. Well, you can say him. He's not playing. You can say him. He's not playing. Oh yeah, old school. No, he just... This is... Who hotboxed two back then? Do you remember the other ones?

Yeah, Superstar. Yeah, there you go. Megamind. Oh, shit. Did anybody, did someone suggest Mike Myers? What do you mean? From the crowd, did I hear that name before? As a suggestion?

Yeah. It's happened, I think. Okay, no, I just meant tonight. No. Have they ever worked together? Yes. It's happened, I think. Okay. No, I just meant tonight. No. Have they ever worked together? Yes. Oh, I see what you're doing. Oh, I'm not playing.

Is it my turn? Yeah, it's your turn. He's just crashing the wedding. He's hoping to get an internship here. This guy does make a lot of movies. He just has bit parts in those ones. Wedding Crashers. Yes.

Austin Powers. Oh, shit. Full title, bitch. You got a full title problem, son. Gold member. Austin Powers Seven Gold member Alright hold on

I want this to be over so bad Hold on I think it is Yeah I think it is Austin Powers The Spy Who Shagged Me Yeah There you go

Isn't gold Gold member Isn't that one That's Beyonce The first one is Yeah you're out. You're out. Zoolander 2.

You're out already. All right. The first one is Austin Powers' International Man of Mystery. And then the last one is Austin Powers and Goldmember. Yeah.

Yeah, close. Well, I think I did pretty good. I think you did great. Yeah. Like, the fact that you guys practiced that one really helped. To be honest with you, I don't suggest practicing to anybody. It didn't help me.

So Sam has a win and Taylor has a win, so I think we only have to do one more round to decide this thing. That's my feeling, but you never know. You never know what's going to happen, because, David, you can pick Jason Lee if you like, because you get to choose. I was out first. We went out voluntarily on my

decision. Oh, you didn't tell me that. Well, I'm sorry. I know that part of that was your strategy was to get to play in the next round, but you didn't even say a wrong answer. You just quit. I said I don't have any answers. You should be fine with my decision. Very well. I have a feeling you're still going to win tonight.

Well, the way it was going to go down was going to be very interesting. I'll save it for another night, I guess. I want this thing to be another fucking Pat's Falcon situation. I want somebody to come back from behind, but then I still want them to lose.

David, do you want to go with Jason Lee? I'll go with Jason Lee. David, do you want to go with Jason Lee? I'm going to go with Jason. I'll go with Jason Lee. You're going Jason Lee. I'll go with Jason Lee. All right, so David, you're next, and then Sam, and then me. Jason Lee, go for it. I only know one of his movies.

Oh, you're Incredibles. He was in Dogma. I know that he was in Dogma. Dogma. We're going with Dogma. I know he was in Dogma. Dogma. All right there, Taylor.

Chasing Amy. Yeah, there you go. Dogma kind of helped him to get to that, maybe. Jay and Silent Bob strike back. Okay. Dogma kind of helped him to get to that, maybe. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Okay. Okay. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. I'll go with The Incredibles.

As long as I already said it, nobody took it. Mall Rats. Yeah. How did you know two? I don't know. It's just starting to click. Okay. Taylor?

Clerks, two? Sure. Yeah, right? Why not? He was in that. I felt really uncertain about it. Why wouldn't he be? Why wouldn't he be?

Settle down, you guys. Hold it on me. Sam. Enemy of the state. Whoa. That's a fun one. I'll say Almost Famous.

He's great in that. Alvin and the Chipmunks? Oh. See that? I think he is. I think he is too. See that? See that? I get that. I think he is. I think he is, too. But I don't know.

I think he is. Yeah. He is. All right. What are you? You don't recognize that response? That was a good response. The first one was just called that, right? Yeah.

They're warming up to me with three minutes left in the podcast. Go ahead there, Taylor. I don't want to... I'm going to go to... Let's go Nick. What do you got, Nick? What do you got, Nick? Alvin and the Chick Monks,

The Road Chip. The Road Chip? That's what he says. It's called. Shush. Wait, was that Nick saying nope? I love that somebody here is just like,

the road chip? It's the craziest thing they ever heard of. There are chipmunks who are, like, to pun around a little bit. And this one, apparently, they travel. Taylor? I don't like that, so I'm just gonna guess. You're gonna go with your own?

I think I'm just gonna, I don't, I just don't, the chip seems stupid, so I'm just going to guess. You're going to go with your own? I think I'm just going to... I don't... I just don't... The chip seems stupid, so... What the fuck are you saying? All right, yeah, I'll take it. Don't listen to them. I'll just take it. I'll take it. What's it called?

I don't know. What'd you say? Wait, what... Alvin and the Chick Monks 2. Stop yourself. I can't. Before you chipwreck yourself. Can I have Nick repeat it to me?

What? You're fine. It's called Alvin the Chipmunks, the road chip. Yeah, I'll go with that. Yeah, it's close enough. I don't give a fuck. Don't even bother the corrections department if it's not right.

Sam? Alvin and the Chipmunks, the squeak wolf. That was going to be my guess. How do you know that? What do you mean, how did he know that? They coined the word squeak wolf. Squeak wolf. It became, the squeakwolf is probably the second most famous

and overused subtitle after Electric Boogaloo. Yep. And then of course in third, Search for Curly's Gold. It's the legend

of Curly's Gold. The Hunt for Curly's Mold There it is That's not it mom Mother Alright I'm out I give up Oh you're out

You give up Yeah well also For the sake of time Oh okay I could probably come up With another Jason Lee If I thought about it I don't know if I can

Did we run out of Stephen Kevin Smith movies No but I can't I don't know if he was. Did we run out of Stephen, Stephen, Kevin Smith movies? No, but I can't, I don't know if he was in, if he was in Clerks. I'll just say Clerks.

Was he? No. Okay. Yeah, they, Mallrats was his first. You said Jay and Silent Bob. Mallrats was his first one.

I'm done. Okay. But there probably is one more. Yeah, probably. Shush. He's out. He said the wrong thing.

Oh. What? I thought I went to my lifeline. No, he said a wrong answer. I'm out. He said Clerks. You're. What? I thought I went to my lifeline. No, he said a wrong answer. I'm out. He said clerks. You're right. Rules are rules, guys. Come on. I'm trying to wrap this up. People gotta go home and fuck! Just half the audience?

Yeah, I'm out too. I can't think. I got nothing. That's it? What about your lifeline? Oh, shit. People just like yelling out lifeline It's weird, you said Alvin and the Chipmunks Chipwrecked I did kind of I paraphrased it I'll give you two more

Was he in Jersey Girl? Not to my knowledge But he was in a film called Mumford Yes, that's right And another one called Columbus Circle Also starring me. Oh! Thank you.

I did a mic drop for you on that one, Sam. Thanks, buddy. Appreciate that. Yeah, great job, Sam. You know, I like a come-from-behind, exciting finish. When the underdog takes it all, it's exciting. Sam Levine is our winner tonight. Thank you, San Diego.

Sam, I got to ask you, Sam, how do you feel about this Logan Wolverine movie that's coming out? There's a new little Wolverine in town. Doug, I am not happy about it. Not happy about it. It's a little girl. Yeah. She's really going to show you up. She's a real ma'am is what she is.

Yeah, she's legit. I don't care for her. Did you get to try the cereal? No, I'm all set. Okay. I got some Star Trek Crunch Berries at home. Oh, that sounds good. Alright.

Oh, he wrote the shithead on here. I found it. It's on the lightsaber. That's very clever. David, do you know what a lightsaber is? Is that just a person you know? It's a famous person? Really? Am I going to pronounce it right on the first try?

You think? Okay. Does the last name rhyme with spam? Close? Okay. I don't know it. Sam, what do you got to plug? Oh, well, you all missed it.

My Valentine's Day episode of Hawaii Five-O was on this past Friday, but you can still catch it on demand. CBS.com. Only CBS. It is so worth it. You only have to watch the first three minutes. Oh, do you get murdered by the waves?

I don't want to say. And then the detectives come in and went, what did this? It's high tide. Nature. All right. Taylor? Oh, Thursday I'm going to be in a show called Danny Green's Universe at Second City Hollywood. Is this going to be out before then?

What? Yeah, Thursday? This is going to be out tomorrow. Yeah, if you're in L.A., come to that show, Second City Hollywood, Is this going to be out before then? What? Yeah, this is going to be out tomorrow. Yeah, if you're in L.A., come to that show. Second City Hollywood, 9 o'clock. And then follow my Twitter, Taylor Rizzo. Yeah. Yeah, and if you like watching somebody dab on Periscope,

you do that a lot? Yeah, I sit on my bed and I smoke a lot of weed and talk to my phone. Yeah. He's called the Mediocre Smoker. Yeah, watch it. Hang out with me. I listen to music.

Good show. None of this intense movie trivia bullshit. Just a relaxing time. But thank you for being here, dude. And I don't know about you guys, but wasn't this gentleman a terrific first-time guest? David Deary. Where can people see you

to apply your trade as a stand-up comedian and serial eater? I am doing, I'm hosting a pop-up kitchen comedy show in Los Angeles. Everything's so complicated now, isn't it? You can't just do a show anymore. Nope.

It's gotta be a whole thing. So say it again. What is it? I'm cooking a three-course meal and hosting a comedy show in Los Angeles. And you're a good cook? Well, if you pay 20 bucks, you can find out.

Oh, I love any restaurant that has that attitude. Pay your money and then find out. Yeah, I'm a pizza chef by day and pop-up kitchen connoisseur by night, I guess. I don't know. All right. That's awesome. Yeah, it's the 25th. If you're interested, just go to my website, mfdavideary.com,

and I'll probably post the information tonight, maybe. I don't know. Maybe you'll catch it. Who knows? Yeah, make them really work for it. Yeah. Dougloves Movies is coming back to this very facility for the annual

first night of Comic-Con Wednesday, July 19th. Yeah. And it might even be on sale tonight or now. So whenever you hear this, go ahead and get your tickets. Because as you guys may or may not know,

because you got tickets, tonight sold out. So thank you very much for that. And that's about it, I think. One more time for all of my guests, Sam Levine, Taylor Rizzo, and David Deary. And as always Dean Spanos

is a shithead now I'm gonna have to look into that I guess it's audiences at shows in Indiana hit me to Mike Pence. He was a shithead a lot. I mean, probably still is. This guy's worse? Oh, he owns the Chargers?

And he took them to L.A.? Yeah, I don't like him either. San Diego's my original home. L.A.'s my new home. And I still didn't want the Chargers to leave here and go there. Yeah, it's stupid. It doesn't even fucking make sense. It's like two L.A. teams now.

You're welcome. I still call it Jack Murphy Stadium. And I want all of you to have a safe drive back to Santee. El Cajon! I live under the comic book store. Thanks again, everybody. And as always also San Diego potholes

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