Doug Loves Movies - Sarah Silverman, Aaron "P-Nut" Wills, Ti West, and Kyle Dunnigan Guest

Episode Date: April 19, 2012

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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seats With 50 acid pop-up kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Because Doug loves movies! Hey Hey everybody Is this mic This mic doesn't seem that hot to me right now But

Is it alright Is it good A little hotter please in, in the booth. My name is... Oh, too hot! I'm just kidding. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies, coming to you from the Upright Citizens Bee

in L.A., California. Not to be confused with the bee in Apartment 23. On April 17th, two oceans. Twelve. My hoodie is up because MI4 Ghost Protocol came out on DVT today. Then I forgot to put it up. I was going to come out with it up, and I forgot.

Oh, well. Since last I spoke, you listened. I recorded a second episode of Doug Lowe's movies at Helium Comedy Club during the Bridgetown Comedy Festival. The first one was free, and a lot of people said very nice things to me about it, even though I threw out a drunk man at one point during the show but if you'd like to hear me yell at Pete Holmes for being too hilarious too often it will totally

be worth picking up in the comedy album section of iTunes for $2 if that doesn't sound like fun to you save the $2. If that doesn't sound like fun to you, save the $2 and keep downloading the free ones like this one right here, I think. Yeah, this is going to be a free one. I'm in LA, right? Last night Graham Elwood and I did

a show at the Improv in Brea, California and Mr. Elwood lost immediately in one round to audience member with a sign that said Knobert, like Obi-Wan Knobert was his name, got the prize bag because he knew in the host protocol category, the answer can't hardly wait.

I think Graham called it looking forward to it or the lady in Water. So anybody in the audience right now that's behind on the podcast probably didn't understand what any of that was about. And that's cool. Do you guys actually, do you just come to it live or do you also listen to it?

But some people, shout out if you just come to the live shows and you never listen to it? But some people, shout out if you just come to the live shows and you never listen to the podcast. All right, all right. You're the least narcissistic. You're like, I don't need to hear my own laugh. Even though it's free to listen to. I don't have time to hear myself laughing.

I've got more laughing to do. Be sure to check out the Comedy Film Nerds episode that Graham taped at Bridgetown with co-host Chris Mancini, guest Janine Grofflo, and appearance by me with the Leonard Maltin game at the end. It's two bucks in the comedy album section of iTunes. Soon or now. Now it's time for Watch This, Not That.

The number three movie at the box office is one of my favorite of all movies out right now. So see Cabin in the Woods, Ghost Protocol. Not Hunger Games, Ghost Protocol or Three Stooges ghost protocol. This has been Watch This, Not Those. Thank you. Thank you very much. Tickets are on sale

now for my upcoming stand-up shows and Douglas Movies tapings in places like San Diego, Pittsburgh, Nashville, New York City. Go to DouglasMovies.com for all the deets and links. Friday is 420. So what better day to premiere a new monthly or less often, just whenever I get hungry, podcast featuring me eating.

Yes, me and my friend Karen eating and talking and talking about what we're eating. Yes, me and my friend Karen eating and talking and talking about what we're eating. Check out Dining with Doug and Karen on the Nerdist Podcasting Network. It's free and we will chew your ears off. Let's look at the prize bag. Yeah, that's what it says on the paper, but if you guys could see, it's no bag. It's just a clump of stuff but it looks pretty good somebody brought a

headband that makes you look like a giraffe which is you know who doesn't want that look it's very slimming makes your neck look nice. Something called rear gear. No more Mr. Brown Eye. This is for your dogs or cats that have that are always sticking their brown eye in guests' faces for parties.

You can stick a plug in their butt that puts a blue ribbon on their ass where their butthole would normally be. I'd hate to be sitting there watching Wheel of Fortune and the dog farts and that thing shoots into my eye. I got a copy of Doug Benson's Professional Hubridian CD. And, oh, what's this? That looks scary.

It's Lars von Trier Antichrist. Yeah. Put that away from me. And then, oh, what's this? This is a DVD of House of the Devil. And what's going on with this T-shirt here? It says the innkeepers on it. So you guys, please help me in welcoming

David Peanut Wills, Ty West, Kyle Dunnigan, and Sarah Silverman. Woo! It's Peanut that brought the fucking Lars Van Trier Antichrist. That's an intense gift, dude. And also from Ty West, we have The Innkeepers,

which is coming out next Tuesday on DVD, but is now also going to be someone in the audience you gave me two of these is this one of these for me give the one with the tag away the other one for you one the one with the one on it oh the name tag is the giveaway one okay so there's a not a name tag but a room key tag and the what do you call this thing it's called a gatefold oh well that'd be a technical term uh is a gatefold is the uh i don't know why they call it that because it opens but a lot of things open no but i mean what's the movie on oh well that is a limited edition blu-ray in there and it also has a poster we made about 500 500 of those. Oh, okay, cool.

Sarah's really enjoying this. So it's ideal if someone wins that who's seen the movie otherwise, give it to a friend. The plastic on it makes me feel like it's somebody checked it out from a library. It's very like, plastic is oppressive. And I've got to get this back to someone.

Alright, so that's going to be part of the prize package with the shirts you brought and Peanut, my friend Peanut, you guys might know from the band 311, he brought the Oh, Sarah's losing her shit, you guys. My mic control, I kept it down here. Yeah, that was nice

of you to scream low. Sweet chariot. Antichrist. Do you like that Lars Van Trier movie? is that the deal? I saw it at a midnight showing so I'm endeared to it emotionally in that way and it's one of the things you can't unsee

so it's worth seeing that's my favorite Lars Van Trier quote although there's so many but that one at Cannes when he made that movie they demanded that he explain what he was thinking when he made this movie and he said asking me about what he was thinking when he made this movie. And he said, asking me about the movie is like asking the chicken about the chicken soup. And he said,

I don't owe you anything. You're all my guests. It's not the other way around. And I was like, best filmmaker ever. He's great. He's great. Yeah, I wish the films matched that awesome awesome extemporaneous

speaking ability that he has. Chaos reigns. I wish more of his films were like about how didn't he say Hitler is awesome or something somewhere?

He got tongue tied in that. Yeah, I'm totally paraphrasing. Yeah. He was like, yay Hitler and they were like

It's a joke. They were like, oh, he was saying something positive about Hitler and he was just like, no,

there was a lot of words in between. Yay, people who stopped. I think he just said, you know, Hitler had some good ideas. Right, we don't know. He might be a Hitler historian and know some of Hitler's ideas that were great. The truth is, and believe me, I do not like Hitler strongly. But you only hear the bad things. He might have had a decent health care plan.

He could draw anything. He was an artiste. He was a vegetarian. anything. He was an artiste. He was a vegetarian. And he was also a very considerate driver.

And people don't usually know that. Sarah, when are we going to finally be able to see the dance movie you did with Sarah Polly? What do you mean the dance movie? It's called Take This Waltz. Oh.

I know it's not about dancing. It's a Leonard Cohen song. Oh, okay. Have you ever said to anyone, take this waltz, please? It's actually coming out. I just read in Entertainment Weekly. They have the list of all the movies.

That's how you find out? There's an even tinier list. Then I was like, oh my god, June 29th. June 29th. You can see my whole bush. How many IMAX screens are they going to put it on? Well, they have to do two just to play it one time. They have to have two side by just to play it one time.

They have to have two side by side to fit the whole thing. Ty West, did we already talk about when your movie's coming out on DVD? I don't know. But next Tuesday, April 24th, is the day to get it. See you next Tuesday. Get it. Get the innkeepers. I enjoyed it.

Get it and invite a lady over. Right? Yeah, definitely. Sit down and watch that shit. That's what I would do. I'm serious. I'm not kidding around. I can tell by the way you're looking at me.

That'd be fun. You're going to get some play if you watch Innkeepers with somebody else. Hopefully the giant bush. That's what I'm aiming for. Or like if you're a gay dude wondering if another dude's gay, invite him over, watch the Innkeepers. You'll be in each other for sure.

And if you get lucky, he's gay. What? you'll be in each other for sure and if you get lucky he's gay what um 311 cruise I gotta say was the best thing that ever happened to me I'm happy to have done that to you yeah last year was so much fun and it's uh

when is it this year May 10th through the 13th I'm not keeping track I'm not jealous It was so much fun. When is it this year? May 10th? Something like that. Through the 13th? Yes. I'm not keeping track. I'm not jealous. Stuck in the dates. I'm not wishing I was there.

I got to go to a college, which will be fun, not to disparage that. You learn a lot more than on the cruise. Oh, my God. I will learn a lot more. There was no learning on that cruise other than... There was reverse learning. Yeah. You guys went on a cruise other than... There was reverse learning. Yeah. It was...

You guys were on a cruise on a boat? Yeah. We were. And then it hit the coast of Italy and capsized. And we were the couple of the survivors. And we're here to tell the tale. Still the best thing that ever happened to him. Yeah.

You know there have got to be some people on that cruise who are like, it was pretty fun until we capsized. She was like, oh my god, I'm sideways! And I was like, oh my god. This is your fault. I don't know what's happening, but I kind of like it.

It was a funny thought that I was unable to put into words. Okay. Okay. We'll take it. Put your mic down for a while. Just recuse yourself from the conversation. I was going to ask you,

well, let's start down there with Ty. Have you been to the movies and seen anybody else's work who you've enjoyed? Not particularly of late? But I did go to the Red Box yesterday and pick up Ghost Protocol. So I have now seen all four

Mission Impossible movies. Oh, but you saw this last one at home? That's true. I did miss the IMAX experience. I saw the IMAX. Did you? So good in IMAX. What's that, Sarah?

Why that extra weird eye roll or whatever you're doing? I enjoyed three better. But, of course course it was incredible all the stunts and deceit and IMAX. It's just like the little fun getting to know you scenes of we've got a

camaraderie. We have a rhythm to our joking around and joust abouting. Didn't Alright. That's reasonable. Left me cold cold I think yeah I think it's

I just enjoy it because the action scenes are so good yeah anyway Kyle what have you been to the cinema of lately yeah I saw Ghost Protocol I saw it in I minimum though

on a smaller screen you watched like watched it on your phone today yeah I downloaded it you watched it I can't think

I can't imagine watching a feature film on a phone that just seems so like if you get close it's kind of big just hold it right up there yeah but then like doesn't your arm get tired yeah it's awful and the name of your podcast is solutions no it's Professor Blastoff. Wow. You usually call it something else.

I do that to David Huntsberger. Captain Kangaroo Rocket Burger. I do that to Huntsberger. I wouldn't do that to you. Yeah. Yeah. You respect me more? Yes. Yes, I do.

I've traveled with him. Oh, so you know. So I can be that way with him. You can't respect him after that. Yeah, my name's David Huntsberger. I made a drawing of him. He's awesome. That's a really good impression.

He's going to be with me on some date coming up, but I can't remember which one right now, so let's worry about it later. That's going to trouble me the whole time. Peanut! What have you seen lately lately i haven't seen anything since i saw a tree of life that's the last movie you saw last june yep yep yep oh my god in the in the theater it changed yeah it changed your life that movie it did yeah you're very passionate

about that movie yeah what do you say to people that are like, that just think that movie's ridiculous? Like my mom. Your mom didn't like it? I forced her to watch it the other night. And I go, at the end of the movie, it's late at night. Three and a half hours of Terrence Malick. She goes, I would have stood up and booed. Oh my god.

Which is another reason why I love her. She's great, but just didn't get it. And that's okay. That's another reason why I like movies. She's great, but just didn't get it. And that's okay. That's another reason why I like movies. That sort of makes it more fun to embrace, that it makes some people angry. It's okay. Yeah, my mom didn't like it at all. I haven't seen any of those Mission Impossible movies

that you mentioned, so... Oh, those are works of art. Yeah. What you're talking about is bullshit. I know they're out there. No, anything can speak to someone, you know, but I'm moved by moving movies, but for some reason, Terrence Malick and I don't connect.

It's amazing how you can do voiceovers and beautiful photography and call it a piece of art, and he really does get away with it in my eyes it's just it's just unreal it's a yeah you probably pick up a book of poetry from once in a while and read it sure yeah that's why that's that movie is for you for me I'm like look hey look could something happen that I don't have to do anything it It could just be, it's on you, you know, that kind of thing. I don't want to figure out what they're talking about

when I'm watching a movie. But, you know, some people love Edgar Wright, loves it, and it's his birthday tomorrow. Shout out to Edgar. Nice. And do you guys, as a group, do you hunger for games at all? I saw The Hunger Games. You saw the Hunger Games?

I forgot that I saw that. And I gotta throw you in the ring as a great person to direct the sequel instead of the guy in the first one. I'd be happy to do it. All right, so Ty West is in, you guys. It's official, let's get it going. I've been to North Carolina.

I know the crews. It's all good's get it going I've been to North Carolina I know the cruise it's all good cause like things that you would add to it you would add like the characters would be interesting wider lenses

and and and you would be wondering what's gonna happen next and you would like jump from time to time from some

some sort of surprise I like that I think it. I think it might be. Is it a man-woman divide? Did you like it, Kyle? I liked it. I read the book, too,

which was a little embarrassing. A little bit. Yeah, I liked it. I thought the casting, though, was off a little bit. Oh, okay. If I want to be critical. I have not read the books, but it's safe to assume

that Elizabeth Banks and Lenny Kravitz do come back and say, that's great that you didn't die after we, because they prepped them the whole movie like they were their best friends.

And then she won and they were like, pfft, gone. Wow, we just went so deep in the spoiler hole. I still have people giving me shit for stuff that I said

a week ago that they think that they can just wait four or five weeks before seeing Hunger Games. But Hunger Games made $500 million. It can't have it ruined. It's suffice to say enough people have seen it to not spoil it. And it is faithful to a book. Who is surprised by what's happening in this movie? Who went and thought Jennifer Lawrence is going to eat it at the end of this?

No one thought that. Spoiler alert, she lives. Everyone saw on E! That she has signed up for all three movies. She can't be a ghost in two movies. It could be flashbacks. She's no Obi-Wan. It could be flashbacks, you're right.

Apology accepted. it could be flashbacks you're right apology except that's what i think i think kick-ass should be a movie where i mean kick-ass too i should say they should make a movie where uh what's her name the little girl she goes on hit girl goes on to be you know fighting crime and whenever she's in a situation she remembers back to when we get to see her training with Nicolas Cage. Yes! So it brings him back to life

and keeps her kicking ass and makes I don't even care about any other character in that movie. If it's just the two of them it would be amazing.

She's at that age though where she can get huge really quick like tall and then you won't be able to shoot anything. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, then call it off!

Oh, shit, Hit Girl is tall now. Fuck this! There's nothing worse in the comic book world than tall girls with tits. Leggy is just unheard of. Gross. But you can't flash

back and be like, I'm 12. Oh, now I see. No, but you have littler girls because it's like her when she's little. You have like stunt girls? Yeah, like usually like old midget men. Ah, little person. Just person.

Oh, yeah. I was hanging out with that person, Oh, yeah. I was hanging out with that person, comic Brad Williams. And he's a midge. He says it, so that makes me feel okay about it. You know what, midget? I already feel bad saying that word. I'm not comfortable. Years ago, I would have said it.

Now I get that tinge, you know, like the same as gay and stuff. But I forgot my point. But if you give me five seconds, I know I'll get it back. I can fill the time if you'd like. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Midgets will never get their own water fountain. Midger. I can fill the time if you'd like. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, if you say... Midgets will never get their own water fountain.

Midger. There's still strides that need to be made. They don't have their own water fountains unless they just wander into an elementary school. I've never... No guest has ever passed out before, Sarah. That's an interesting response. Let's play some games. Yay!

Let's do it. We'll start with you, Sarah, with a little round of Build-A-Title, the confusing and arbitrary game that doesn't matter. At Quo Vadimus DC and at Juicy Mudbutt. Had to include Juicy Mudbutt, but the other one was first. But they both suggested within a short period of time, Man Who Knew Too Little. But the other one was first. But they both suggested within a short period of time. Man who knew too little.

So we'll start with you and then we'll go around to Ty because he knows how to play and then to... Kyle. Are you falling asleep? Mr. Wills. Did you meet Peanut? I did meet Peanut. Yeah, you wouldn't be next, Kyle.

It would be Ty and then him and then you. It's like this. It's like this. That cries. Yeah, this is an astronomy lesson. All right. The title is Man Who Knew Too Little. Seeing a movie that ends in man or begins with

little. Oh, that's what that is? That's what that is, yeah. Build a title. Wait, the title? Oh, we're playing Build a Title. Yeah, yeah. So I have to say man. Huh?

Man Who Knew Too Little. That's a movie that ends in man or begins with little. Oh, okay. Man Who Knew Too Little. It's a movie that ends in man or begins with little. Oh, okay. Man Who Knew Too Little. Okay, Little Man Tate. No, that works. Yeah, Man Who Knew Too Little Man Tate.

Oh! You did it right without even knowing you did it right? Okay, I remember this. Man Who Knew Too Little Man Tate. Yeah, you nailed it. Yeah, knowing you did it right? Okay, I remember this. Man who knew too little man Tate. Yeah, yeah, you nailed it. Yeah, so now who's laughing? Fuck faces. That's the audience.

Yeah, I guess that's good. I'm just trying to find a pen. I'm trying to differentiate between my vaporizer pen and my actual pen. Got it. All right, so what just happened oh man man take hey Hang on. Hang on. You'll see. You'll see. You'll see.

You'll see. There we go. Two. Tie West. All right. What? Oh, shit. Sorry.

I just put that anywhere. She's got it. Batman who knew too little man tape. Yeah. What do you mean? Really? What is there every judge about that? That's pure success. David?

Anything? The man who wasn't there? Little man Tate? Perhaps? No. Shit. No, Mr. Potter. Thank you for playing.

We'll see you again in Leonard Maltin again. Kyle, do you have anything? I am clueless. I'll say Man on a Little Wire. This is falling apart. That's so interesting. It's a fun way to play it. It's a building.

So it's like Batman who knew too little man Tate. Yeah. This is too little man Tate too late. Because, you know, he's already blown it. But, you know, if you could jump in. I can.

Let's do it. Mortal Kombat man. Too little man Tate. Everyone loves a comeback. Isn't it hilarious how excited everybody gets? I know, but I'm excited too. It's so much fun. Yeah, I fucking love it.

I love that anybody cares. Oh, shit. Everything's falling off the table. Can we keep going? Yeah. We don't stop until we have a winner. I have no idea what's happening at this point. You're not playing?

Who's out? I went after Peanut. Peanut threw me. Yeah. He didn't do anything to you. Well, he took me off the track. But he's out, so you were out. But Ty is still in, right?

Yeah. Do you have anything? Not for long. Do you have anything that ends in Mor at all or begins with Tate? Or eight? Or more? Ends with more? Or or.

How would or work? Or more? Oh, yeah. I got a little cocky there with thinking I knew things. Alright, this is a little creative, but why not? I can't wait to say no to this.

So Mortal Kombat Little Man Tate Mile. Tate Mile, I like it. Wow! I like it very much. Tate Mile. I'm calling it that from now on.

Ghost Protocol. It's not, you know... It's Tate Mile. It's not Tate Mile because it doesn't totally stick. Your turn. Okay. Here we go.

Oh, no. I don't think there's a Miles Davis documentary that you could. Okay. Mortal Kombat man who knew too little man Tate Mile Oh, I fucking had something. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You wait. Mile

Mile Mile of Dr. Moreau. Mile of Dr. Moreau. Are you fucking kidding me? Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Everything is on the floor.

I can't believe that just fucking happened. That's the most ridiculous. Oh Jesus. That was insane. No one's getting electrocuted. no one's getting electrocuted that would be that would be two miracles in a row two things that never happen

oh my god my podcast just murdered me my podcast just murdered me that was insane you guys does that count yes it counts I would have said no move on if you were wrong that was amazing

I have another one I'm sure you do. Oh, my God. Mortal Kombat man who knew too little man. Tate Myland of Dr. Moreau. Isn't it on tie now to decide, or is he out? It's tactically made. Yeah, yeah is he out? It's practically me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's quite all right. Yeah, yeah. So you've got Moreau. Oh, I know. Sorry. And I've got a puddle to try to stay out of. That's so much water. Together we picked this up.

You still summon the bottle. I can still have a refreshing nip. Okay. Mortal Kombat. Man who knew too little man. Tate Mile. Dr. Moreau. I knew it in the beginning.

Marope in water. Because of the water spill And also Maropen water Really? Ropen water? Open water Alright I had a good

It's just as much a movie As My Little Dr. Moreau They're equally as much a movie There's gotta be a depressing Indie movie called Ropen water is Mile of a Dr. Moreau. They're equally as much a movie. There's got to be a depressing indie movie called Rope and Water. I believe it's a Terrence Malick film. Oh, snap.

Should someone acknowledge that the table fell over for the podcast? Al Cera needs his water or something. That's not so hard. Isn't there a movie called Amor Amor? Maybe. I can't verify without looking on my phone.

I might be thinking of Europa Europa. It's a good chance that's what you're thinking of. Yes. What's on the other end? The other end is water. Yeah, water something. Yeah, no problem. You know, water.

I think Jessica has a movie, Turbo Charge, The Life and Times of the Cars. Very smooth plug you just did there. Okay, so Maropen Water Turbo, Maroter, Maropen Water, marotur, maropen water, waterbo charge. The life and times of the cars. How's that? Open waterbo charge.

The life and times of the cars. It's an all-star cast. I stopped writing it down after a while, so I don't even know what the hell is happening. Cars, cars, cars. But that can't possibly be right. Is that right, Ty? It's all so debatable at this point.

Does it have to be in the Leonard Maltin book? If so, then it's not admissible. But it is a movie, and it played one time at Cinespace. I just don't even see... It's John Benjamin and David Cross. Does it fit, though? Oh. Open Watt Turbocharged.

The Lifetime of Cars. Oh, okay. All right. Listen, all right. Listen, if you don't have that, I'll come up with another one in two seconds. Cars? You want just cars? You just have to add two cars? All right.

But shush in the audience. There's been such great effort to make it ridiculous. I feel that sticking to that would be easy. Oh, it's nothing like winning to make you feel like you did the right thing. Cars 2 it is. So do you know a movie that starts with 2? Yeah.

Cars 2 of a Kind. Nice. Do you have anything that starts with Kind? Didn't we just talk about how South by this went on too long? Now this has gotten out of control. This is a really long one. They didn't even finish the South by Southwest. They just say South by.

That's how quick. They have very little time there. Oh, yeah. It's a very fast pace down there, so they can't put up with a long DOLDA title. They're too busy keeping it weird. We could go on forever. What do you think, Ty? Got anything?

Kind? What was the first word to Immortal? That wouldn't work I thought of one but then I unthought of it What were you thinking? The Immortals combat? Alright, kind

I think we have a winner. I think she wants to rub it in. What do you have? Harold and Kumartel come back. Oh! No, but you win anyway. You win anyway.

Sarah's our winner. I'll take it with a grain of salt. I share it with Ty. Let's call it a tie. All right, we've got nine minutes to complete a game of the Leonard Maltin. This is ridiculous. I can't believe I'm going to try to attempt this.

Good luck, everybody. Let's see what happens. It's a pretty docile panel tonight. I don't get it What happens if your podcast is Oh because there's Then I've got everyone the next show going like Hey what's going on why do you have to go along like that

You gotta do this I try to keep it Try to keep it on schedule Here at the UCB theater My show is always followed by Comedy Bang Bang Formerly comedy ray, formerly not a thing. You guys want to go pick a name tag that you want to play for? Let's do that right now.

Let's go pick a name tag that you want to play for. Just get up and go out and grab a name tag from somebody and that's who you'll play for. We got the Todd father over here. We got Fraser head. I like that. That's a good one Oh, Elizabeth Tyler It's got my face on it Somebody got a bottle of booze

Very smart I heard there was going to be some food here Nicole Mince has actual mints in it? Oh my god, that's a huge box of mints You guys Somebody with bad breath made a mistake tonight. All right, so Sarah, what do you have? Who are you playing for?

I'm playing for Elizabeth Tyler, who, what is this movie? Not the, something, the name of the town. Elizabeth? Elizabeth Town. Oh, Elizabeth Town. Elizabeth Town. She changed to Elizabeth Tyler. Yeah.

Yeah. She put my face, is that her face on there? Yeah. Yeah. She put my face. Is that her face on there? Yeah. Nice. Very cute. I'm in. That looks good.

Sign of things to come. She's raping me from behind. Kyle, who are you playing for? I'm playing for Jack Daniels, Tennessee Honey. Does the person here name Jack Daniels? No. Is your name Jack or Daniel? No.

Oh, my God. That's the best worst name tag ever. So what is your name? I hope I remember it. Jason. Jason, I'm going to call you Jack Daniels. And then we have a Planet of the Apes poster. That's very nice. And it says Planet of the Apes poster. That's very nice.

And it says Planet of the Kates. And is that short for Caitlin? K-A-I-T? Where are you, Kates? There you are. Very nice. That's a very cool image and thing you did there. Nice work, Peanut.

And then... And then instead of the thing, there's the Tom. It's a thing image from the great John Carpenter movie, but it says the Tom. That's who Ty is playing for, the Tom. I like how not a sound-alike that is. I mean, you really can't... Tom.

No one could ever... It's the Tom, get it? That's a good thing. This winter, look out for the Tom. So I'm playing for, like, a corporation? Yeah, but you get to keep it. He gets to keep it, right? Yeah, yeah, so that's yours to keep.

Oh. I think you did the right thing. I think it's a fair trade for some giraffe ears. I think you did good. Let's do this. Let's play the game. Holy shit, yeah. Now we only have five minutes.

Good luck. Oh, this will be a fun way to play. Let's play the first person to get one right wins the whole thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's accelerated. For all the people that wish the Leonard Mung game didn't take up so much of the show, this is the episode for you.

I hope you enjoyed it. That was fun, though. We had fun, right? I was having a great time. Table got flipped it That was fun though We had fun right I was having a great time Table got flipped That means fun I totally forgot about that You forgot you fell over I'm trying to run a show

I'm trying to run a show What is this bruise Along the whole side of my body I didn't go down that hard I have a good Oh I know I know you know theater fighting and falling training Doug knows how to tumble he went to clown college you've got to say junior college some people would keep the shame of falling in front of 200 people for weeks, but you just let it go.

Oh, you think from the ground it should have been just like, so the next question, I should have just played it off like it wasn't happening? There's always editing if I really feel embarrassed. Totally upright. Totally embarrassing. Totally upright. I should maybe just start hosting a show standing up because it keeps me more involved. All right, here we go. We've got four minutes for the Leonard Moulton game.

First person to get one correct is our winner. We start with Sarah, and then we'll go to Ty. And Sarah, you get to pick from the following categories Would you like Found footage Oh I didn't put any in for that one yet Hang on I loaded that one up

That set up But I didn't load in any answers yet Wait let me think of one We have two minutes This is the show where it all catches up to Doug. UT Chicago suggested...

He suggested... He suggested full-blown AIDS. That's movies where there's a character who plays an assistant to someone. Or it's Jennifer Garner's birthday today, so the films of Jennifer Garner. Or

Your Days Are Numbered, which is movies where there's numbers and days in the title. Numbers. Numbers. Okay, which is movies where there's numbers and days in the title. Numbers. Number days, days, numbers. Okay, this is from 1996. Leonard Maltin gave it three stars. He calls it a crime thriller, and he also says about it that it is entertaining and stylish. He doesn't seem to say anything bad about it, but he only gave it three stars.

It's a crime thriller. 1996. Crime thriller, entertaining and stylish. And he lists 15 names. Oh, shit. That's a lot of names. 96. That's almost a Nick Nolte turn.

That's a lot of names, Barbara. All right. 15 names. 15 names. I can name it. I can name that movie in 11 names. That's a very smart, strong opening bid. We go to Ty West.

Nine names. Says nine. Peanut. Seven names. Whoa. I think I could do it in four.

It's Kyle Dunnigan, ladies and gentlemen. Kyle Dunnigan. Kyle. Yeah. My friend and gentlemen. Kyle Dunnigan. Kyle? Yeah. My friend and lover. Oh, it's getting personal. I didn't know that was going to come out on this show.

Thank you for the scoop. Name that movie. Your entire phone is on the floor? Maybe when the table fell over. There was a table. Someone fell over when the table fell over. There was a table. Someone fell over and the table fell over. I apologize.

Kyle, name that movie! Four names you get. Would you like to hear the clues again? No, I'm good. We have no time., yeah, right. We got one minute. The bomb is about to go off, Mr. McLaren. All right. Your four names are Lawrence Tierney, Austin Pendleton, Louise Fletcher, and Keith Carradine in the category of... It's got some

numbers and some days. Your days are numbered. It's got numbers and days in the title? There's numbers and days in the title. Oh, shoot. I thought it... What do you mean?

Seriously. You know, like, let me give you an example. Don't make it what this movie is. Oh, good idea. Good idea. I'm going to give you an example that's not the answer. Six days, seven nights, or whatever that was called. It would be an example?

What do you think? Say something that's like that. Seven nights, six days. I have no idea. I think that's right. We have a winner. Crack open the Jack Daniels. No, no, no.

I thought it was going to be seven. That's why we got cocky. Yeah, well, Sarah's our winner because the movie is called Two Days in the Valley. Two Days in the Valley. With Danny Aiello and Eric Stoltz and Charlize Theron. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a tough one. That's a tough one.

That is a tough one, but you win anyway, Sarah. Where's Elizabeth Tylertown at? Where's she at? Come collect all of your prizes. You get all this stuff. We didn't even say our prizes. Oh, that's right. I went through the thing.

I don't think I mentioned yours, though. Sarah brought a hat from her show that says Shrub Cable on it. This was the wrap gift of the Sarah Silverman program, Shrub Cable. Here's the back story. Do you have time? Hurry. Rob Shrub. So it was a cable guy.

So we named after Rob Shrub who created the show. after Rob Schraub who created the show and and it was a cable man played by Jon Hamm pre-Mad Men I didn't know I was supposed to answer. And then in tiny letters that are just too small like small enough that the TV couldn't pick it up when it was on the actual episode it said eaten all the pussy since 92. But this has a, it says, eats all the pussy since 92 by accident. There you go.

That's an awesome prize. Thank you, Sarah Silverman. Don't go anywhere, Sarah Silverman. Oh, she's got a bag to put everything into. That's fantastic. That's so good. There you go. Yeah, I got a bag for everything. don't forget your pet butthole plug that's going to come in handy probably

doesn't have to take the bottom one of those take all that stuff there you go elizabeth and um now nobody else does do we have any heads on the back of these things or do we have to get everybody this one this? This one has one. It does? Okay. This one does too. What? That's a good one. Alright, but the Jack Daniels model I bet doesn't have one. So let's get Jack Daniels to come up here.

We don't need one from her. She won all those amazing prizes, Sarah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here, dude. That's Doug's contribution to the prize bag Is that all the prizes are a little bit moist It's all stuff that can be wet Yeah, albums, laser discs

It's not gonna ruin it or anything Hang on, my car is here I gotta tell him something Hey, how's it going? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll be out there in like two minutes. That sounds great. Alright, thanks man.

He's gonna pick me up over by the market on the corner I'd like to thank my guests for tonight Sarah Silverman Kyle Dunn again David Peanut Wills

311 Cruise everybody Ty West Innkeepers is on DVD I really recommend it it's a fun ghost story movie Cruz, everybody. Ty West. In Peepers is on DVD. I really recommend it. It's a fun ghost story movie that's not comprised of

found footage. Which will be a future category on Letterman. I've got to figure out what it means. Like, movies where somebody finds a foot. I don't even know if that has happened. I have to do a little research.

Wait, oh shit, I put away the piece of paper with the third shithead on it. What's wrong with you? Get it together, Doug. Get it together. Jesus Christ, what does that even say? Oh, I like that. That's good. Alright, as always, multiple sclerosis

is a shithead. A person with poop onlerosis is a shithead. A person with poop on their head is a shithead. And tables that fall over is a shithead. Now it's time we're done to watch another coffee. He's a golden view and prowess makes it cocky There's no room in his heart for you Cause Doug loves movies