Doug Loves Movies - Sarah Silverman and Steve Agee Guest

Episode Date: January 23, 2010

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Doug hates candy wrappers, squeaky babies, sticky seeds with 50 acid popper kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies! Hey, everybody! Oh, boy! I Love Movies is coming to you live on tape from the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater in Los Angeles, California, prior to their weekly Yuck Fest Comedy Death Ray, which is a must-attend for all comedy fans.

Wouldn't you agree everyone's going to stay and see Comedy Death Ray? Oh, my God, it's always an amazing show. And now I want to say this. And the winner is Avada. So now I need to go on record and say I was wrong. And if the 90 members of the Hollywood Foreign Press think that it's the best drama of of 2009 then that it must be I wonder how many or if any of my listeners of this podcast are members of the Academy

because I'd really like to start swaying their vote there's ten movies are gonna get nominated for Best Picture this year so Avatar will definitely be in there and so we really, something has to be done because it's a great achievement let's call it that, let's call Avatar a great and let's call it Avatar from now on

Avatar is a great achievement but let's not get crazy beyond that as drama it's okay let's get my guests out here Let's not get crazy beyond that. As drama, it's... Okay. Let's get my guests out here, because they're two of my favorites. You know them as two of the stars of the Sarah Silverman program.

Please welcome Steve Agee and Sarah Silverman. Yeah, can you believe it? Oh, shit. I love it when there's no leakage of who the guests are going to be. Everybody gets excited for one of you. Sorry, Sarah. Yeah, we're looking at you, Sarah. No, you guys are both great and both friends of mine. Sorry, Sarah. Yeah. We're looking at you, Sarah.

No, you guys are both great and both friends of mine. True. So let's do this. Do either of you know or have worked with John Lithgow? No. All right. I wish. Right?

I'm trying to get him on my podcast this year. That's my goal is to get him as a guest because he was one of the stars of the movie 2010 And I want to just check in with him And see if When he was making 2010 If he thought that in 2010 He'd win a Golden Globe for killing people in bathtubs Yeah Sarah There was a movie called 2010

It was the sequel to 2001. It was called 2010. Oh, I asked for the wrong movie then when I bought my ticket. Because I was walking around saying 2010. So now that we're in 2010, you're calling it... My car goes a buck fifty. It's exactly like that. So you're saying that every time you mention this year, you're going to say it's 2010. You're not going to say it you mention this year, you're going to say it's 2010.

You're not going to say it's 2010. No, I'm going to say it's 2010. But when I refer to a certain science fiction movie that it was a sequel to 2001, I will call it 2010. See, that's where I made my mistake. I call that old movie 201. 200 plus one. Look at the monkey.

Okay, so, not you, Sarah, the one that throws the bone in that movie. You named your top four movies of 2009 on my interruption show last night, which is not podcasted. It's a live show in Los Angeles at Largo. And do you mind repeating it for the I Love Movies listeners?

Not at all. Though I would like to mention that I did not see The Hangover. I heard it was great. So maybe that may have been in there. I don't know. Let's just say that's your number five of your top five.

Why, was it great? Sure. I mean, I... I can't believe you didn't see that. I know. You know what happened? Did you... Everyone, I couldn't see it.

I can't... For some reason, I couldn't see it. Like, it's opening weekend, and everyone we knew went to it then. And then I had no one to go with. Oh, so you had no friends to go with. And I don't like to see a movie alone. Have you ever gone to a movie alone? I do it all the time, but have you? I know you do.

I don't. I love movies, Sarah. I can't just sit around and wait. I can't not see a movie. You didn't get a screener? I never watch screeners either, because I don't like to see things by myself, and I like to see movies in the theater.

Even at home, you don't want to watch it by yourself. Yeah, I don't. Yeah, you're like, Project Runway's on. Come over, someone. No. See, I don't. Yeah, you're like, Project Runway's on. Come over, someone. No. See, I will watch television. I will watch TiVo. But I don't like to watch DVDs by myself because it makes me feel extra lonely.

Like, if it's on TV, then I go, oh, there's other people around watching this simultaneously. Oh, my God. But for some reason... Oh, yeah. If you don't think someone else started the DVD at exactly the same time, then it's a very lonely experience.

I feel... Yeah, I have like a... You know, call me up. I'll pretend to start a movie up at the same time. Yeah, I'll watch it right now. We could have watched Precious together today,

our separate screeners, because I sat through that shit today. Oh no. You didn't see it in the theater? No, no. I finally watched it at home and it was like,

it really was like putting a gun to my head and pulling the trigger. And fortunately I lived, but... There was hopeful. It's hopeful at the end, spoiler alert,

but not that hopeful. It's pretty fucked up when you're black, single, stupid, and have two children, one of which is mentally handicapped. Things aren't going to work out well for her. And are fathered by your father. Fathered by your father.

Well, that's the past. I'm talking about the hopeful part. It's still going to be rough for her. But that girl that played the part is going to do great. What? What are you doing? Oh yeah, she's got AIDS too. When having AIDS is the afterthought of the list of shitty things about your life,

that's a shitty life. I have to say that I didn't laugh much watching Precious. I have to say that I didn't laugh much watching Precious. But, boy, was that weird when Monique said, I don't have AIDS because we didn't do it in the butt. That was rough. Because she said it so matter-of-factly. I said factly, not fatly.

But do you understand how amazing she was now Oh yeah she's great in that movie But she also Is going to thank God again at the Academy Awards So what I don't think that should be allowed I think you should be disqualified If you're going to give him credit for the performance Then what did you do

Just woke up every morning And went to craft service God is a big part of her life What is God For whatever service. God is a big part of her life. What is God? For whatever it is, it's a big part of her life. It's a thing. Why did no other person on the Globes the other night, all the white people forgot, I guess, to thank God?

Because white people don't usually thank God so much. Unless they're Southerners. The beginning of their speech should be, Thank God I'm white. That's what they should say. Oh my God. And thank everyone that worked with me and wrote this and made this a great movie for me winning this award.

And I also gave a great performance. You never hear anybody say that. Although Robert Downey Jr., he said that about Sherlock Holmes. He was bragging about what a wonderful job he did on that when he won. I walked out of that movie. During the credits? I walked out before I went. I walked out of Sherlock Holmes.

Tal, John, and I. Steve walked out before he went, he said. Yep. That's pretty good. I thought it was brutal. I was really excited about that movie. I was so excited. I love Sherlock Holmes.

I love Robert Downey Jr. You really love Sherlock Holmes? Like before the movie? Yeah, I grew up reading. I was like really into Sherlock Holmes when I was a kid. So I was so excited. You're weird. Fuck you.

So I was so excited. Robert Downey Jr., Sherlock Holmes, that's awesome. One thing I did notice that is not here bad or good, but if you watch it now, knowing this, you'll go, oh my God, Robert Downey Jr. is completely doing a Jeremy Irons impression. Full on. Oh, so you think he just like rented the Lion King and watched it over and over again? No, I'm not saying it's good or bad.

It's just interesting. Like his accent is exactly he's exactly doing his voice. But I just had a problem with it and maybe it was just the way I was stoned that day. But it just seemed like Guy Ritchie... You didn't have the right blend going?

You took a sativa instead of an indica. Like a critical blend? Yeah, you meant the other way around. It was like these big sweeping shots and then he'd go in for. Yes. It was like these big sweeping shots and then he'd go in for the scene and it was like they were just like in a room in a studio. You know what I mean? And then I just felt like it was this fraudulent chemistry

between Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law. Like they were just pretending to have this great chemistry, but it wasn't. And the dialogue didn't merit it. Do you think Jude Law was pissed, too, that the non-English guy got to play Sherlock Holmes? I don't know. And then Rachel McAdams is usually

so good, it's just like talking like a valley girl in the middle of this period piece. So you didn't care for it. Let's talk about my four favorite movies real quick. I got something really quick. Okay. I thought Sherlock Holmes ran out of a lot of steam along the way, but initially I was enjoying it.

And the thing I enjoyed the most was when he would quickly describe all the punches he's going to do, and then he'd do them all and take the dude out. And then halfway through the movie, he's in fights where he stops doing that. Like they give up on the one really cool thing. They go, oh, fuck this. Let's just have him fight people and not worry about

this. They didn't realize how many punches he was going to have to throw in the movie. I disagree. I feel like they did it just doing it more than one. I mean, that's something that should be a treat. And didn't he steal that from his own other movies? Like, isn't that...

Isn't that what he always does? In Snatch or something? I don't... There was boxing in Snatch, but I don't remember... Maybe there was something where they kind of described... And also, I don't want a ripped up, cut Sherlock Holmes. I want a junkie cut Sherlock Holmes. Oh, you want him cut because he's sick, not because he works out?

I want him to have junkie abs, not abs from being in shape. I want him to be weak and on heroin, but a genius. I don't want him to be this awesome fighter. Well, that's the other thing. I don't think there's a single scene in the movie where he's working out. Where did he find the time to look that awesome? So your top four of 2009, Sarah. Let's hear it. Star Trek.

Oh, the order changed since last night, but that's cool. They're not in any particular order. Okay, sorry. Apology accepted. Star Trek. Zombieland. Yes. Very fun.

Directed brilliantly. It was so fun to Directed brilliantly. Yes. It was so fun to watch all the stuff. And Glorious Bastards may be my favorite of the year. Yeah, that was a good one. And Precious. You didn't see Hurt Locker? No, I didn't see Hurt Locker.

Maybe I would love that. I did not see it. There's still a few more things I haven't seen that are possible Academy winners, like, of course, The Squeakquel. I haven't seen that yet. Let's talk about your favorite movies. I'd say Star Trek, Zombieland, Hurt Locker. I know, 209 was so long

I didn't see a lot of movies this year we don't have to I could help you and name some yeah name some not Avatar or Avatar Up I didn't see Up

it's a bummer I saw Precious Fantastic Mr. Fox didn Good for you. What about Fantastic Mr. Fox? Didn't make your list? I love Fantastic Mr. Fox. That would be my fifth. See, that's the one I haven't seen yet that lots of people I know say it's great. Yeah. All right.

I'll try to check that out. I heard it's got foxes that talk in it. So I don't know about that. I really like It Might Get Loud. Because foxes can't talk. Oh, It Might Get Loud was great. I saw that on a plane, and I enjoyed that a great deal. I have another know I really liked It might get loud Foxes can't talk Oh it might get loud It was great I saw that on a plane

And I enjoyed that A great deal I have another one I loved Raise your hand When you want to speak September issue Oh I didn't see

That one either Oh you'd love it Well don't tell people That I would love a movie About a fashion magazine But it's not I really think I'm not into

I'm not into Fashion magazine stuff I think I'm not into fashion magazine stuff. I think I would love it. You would love it. It's just one of those great documentaries that's great storytelling. It reminds me of American Movie in that it has so much patience in how and when it reveals certain things. You know what I mean? Remember in American Movie, this guy is so nutty and crazy,

and then at least halfway through is when they tell you he has kids and is married, and you're like, what? Yeah, that guy seemed like a single lunatic, not a patriarch. Steve, you missed my interruption show you were going to do up at the Sketch Fest in San Francisco. Yeah, I had a fever and a sinus. Because you came down with a fever, so let's not talk about movies for a second

and just check in with you and see how you're doing. I'm doing good. Fever broke. Sinuses are no longer sore. Is that your fever-breaking hat that you have on now? It's not hurting. Okay, good. Because that would make my head very warm if I had that thing on,

especially after you'd been wearing it. But I'm glad you feel better. Thank you. Well, right? Hats are warm when someone else has had it on for a while. That's true. Yeah, I wasn't insulting you specifically in your hot head. And you just shot scenes for a new movie that's coming out?

No, I'm doing that on this Sunday. Oh, so they did location shit and now they're out here? Yeah, they're wrapping up in L.A., the super with Rainn Wilson and Ellen Page. Are you going to get it? Really good script. I think it's going to be awesome. Yeah, and James Gunn is directing it. Yep.

Who did Slither and Skull and Fist. It's got a really good cast. Yeah, it's going to be awesome. Yeah, and James Gunn is directing it. Yep. Who did Slither and Skull and Fist. It's got a really good cast. Yeah, who else is in it? I keep hearing names. Kevin Bacon, Nathan Fillion. Dude loves his Bacon and Fillion. Yeah. Liv Tyler.

Serenity Now. Oh, my God. For an independent film, it's good. It's independent? Yeah. Holy crap. Well, that means it also

probably could. That's why they were shooting in Shreveport. Oh, to save money? Yeah. Yeah, because that's Shreveport is, should be called

Crap Port. No. No, it's bad. The people there are nice though. Is that in like North Carolina or Maine or something? It's on the water. I know that.

Louisiana. Yeah. That was my third. The one time I was there, they had the craziest storm I'd ever seen in my life. I was inside a radio station doing an interview, and it looked like I was in a car going through a car wash. The water was so violent against the window. It was like not coming from the sky. It was coming from the sides.

And it was amazing. Let's play Build a Title. Wow, you're doing that now? Okay. What, did that throw you for a loop? You weren't ready for that? No, but that's great. I love that.

I was expecting Leonard Maltin, but this one is really fun. We'll play Leonard Maltin, too. We don't have time for both. Yeah, we do. What? Wonderful. No, I pace myself on this shit. I mean, I could ask you guys, normally I ask people what they've seen lately,

but it seems like we kind of just covered that. Yeah. Right? And then all-time faves? Do you have any all-time favorite movies that we didn't get to discuss? Or that you want to? Wow, all-time favorite movies? People ask me that all the time. What's your favorite movie?

I'm like, I like movies. That's like asking me, you know. Bottle Rocket's one of my... All-timers? Top five, yeah, I'd say. I'd go Rushmore. I was just going to say Rushmore. When talking Wes Anderson.

But I like them all except for those two that sucked. Darjeeling. Darjeeling, what is it? Express or Limited? I always forget if it makes stops or not. That movie one of the funniest things

I've ever seen in a movie immediately followed by a very sad and scary thing. You remember the part where they're on that river that's flowing by? Yes. And Owen Wilson just goes, what's with these assholes? Which at the moment he said that was so funny because he had been such an asshole for most of the movie. That he'd just go, what's with these assholes? And then they cut to a bunch of kids that are drowning in the river. What's with these assholes? And then they cut to a bunch of kids that are drowning in the river. What's with these assholes?

And then they're in jeopardy and then they jump and he helps to save them. But it was amazing. That was like totally worth seeing the movie for that. And so rent it and watch it and go, well now you've described the whole thing. It's not so great. You know what I did? Just Netflix that has been out for a while that I went crazy for was

Let the Right One In. I just got that DVD. Yeah, I saw it at your house. You've got to watch it. It's incredible. Yeah, do you want to let me know when you're going to watch it and we'll watch it at the same time? Will you watch it with me?

No, I've got to stay home because it's about vampires and I get scared. It's not scary. No, I'll come over and watch it with you, for sure. Don't do me any favors. Maybe I'll watch it with my new beau. I'll come over and watch it with you. For sure. Don't do me any favors. Maybe I'll watch it with my new beau. Your what?

She's dating Beau Bridges. Good night. I only date men named Beau so that I could say that. He's my new beau. Do you really have a beau now? Yeah. A sneaky beau. I haven't heard anything have a bow now? Yeah. A sneaky bow.

I haven't heard anything about this. Really? I've been shouting it from the rooftops. Who would it be? Can you say? Have you ever

heard of George Clooney? Yes. Does this guy know him? No. Why did George Clooney take that lady to the Golden Globes the other night

instead of you If it's you and George Because we're keeping it In a In a download No it's not George Clooney But he has similar hair Right?

So it's distinguished gray You'd say Yeah I would say that Yeah He's a gray haired dude He's salt and pepper Oh alright Do I have to guess?

What's going on here? You don't know him He's not famous or anything Oh okay, well that's good So you got yourself like what Sandra Bullock has Just some dude He's a writer Oh even better

So he's in the game but he's not on camera Awesome Let me see, who's a writer Is it Isaac Asimov on camera. Right. Oh, awesome. Let me see. Who's a writer? Is it Isaac Asimov? Alright, let's play Build a Title. I think in honor of Steve's role that he hasn't shot yet in a movie that's called

Super, I think we should start with the word super. Oh my god, that's so hard. It's so fucking easy. It's ridiculous. Okay, sorry. Do you want to go first, dummy? No, Steve should go if you want. Super Jaime.

Oh! Went a totally different way than I expected there, but thank you. Alright, so Sarah, you have to come up with a movie that starts in me or ends in super. Or if there's a movie that ends in super. Yeah, you can add to the beginning or the end.

Oh, okay. But there's movies that begin with me. There's that one called me. Me. Me. Me. Me. I thought of three of them. Main streets.

Oh, very good. I like that. Oh, you can do that. I forgot. That's great. Yeah, yeah. So Steve, now it's back on you, and you have to... You're not playing?

All right, I'll play. Can you say the streets of San Francisco? Is that based on a movie? No, but they're going to make it into one, so yes. Really? No, I'm just kidding. No, streets of San Francisco doesn't count. That's a TV show.

I'm going to go on the other end and say, in the soup-er. Hi, me. Mm, streets. Wow, in the soup, Steve Buscemi. Really? I was just hoping there was a movie called In the Soup. My sister did wardrobe on it.

Really? Yeah, Jodine. Speaking of Steve Buscemi, or Beefs to Semi. Steve Buscemi or Buscemi. I asked him. And he says he doesn't care. Either way.

I don't know. It's like Aggie, AG. You could just say either one. He doesn't give a shit. No, you have to say AG. Goldstein. Sorry, Aggie. Either one's fine.

He says he doesn't even know how it's supposed to be. Either way is fine Alright I know him personally Because I don't know if anybody's seen the trailer For the Buscemi movie I can't remember the title now It's somebody in Vegas or something like that

What's it called? St. John of Las Vegas And you're in it And in the trailer quite a bit Looking adorable Your nails are painted all cute Yeah Yeah it was good it and in the trailer quite a bit. I think the trailer looks good. It's adorable. Your nails are painted all cute. Yeah.

Yeah, it was good. That's when I was replacing another actress. I always forget her name. The one who was in Lovely and Amazing and showed her bush to... Oh, yeah, yeah. Emily Mortimer. Yeah, yeah. She was on 30 Rock as Jack's girlfriend who had avian bone disease. And so anytime anybody tried to touch her at all, she'd like, no, I have avian bone disease.

She's awesome. So she fell out because she's dead now. No, her dad was sick or maybe she and her dad were sick. I don't know. That's sad. So I was like a last minute replacement. I flew in. I had to go straight to wardrobe.

And it's like scary. I don't know anyone. I go straight to wardrobe. And the woman has all the wardrobe there. And she looks at me. And she just starts crying. And she goes, I have everything in a size zero. And you're like an eight.

Wow. And I'm like, I go, I'm sorry. Yeah, she's crying. Like what? It was like she was all choked up and I'm just like, how can I be mad at her? She's the one crying, but I'm the one who wants to kill myself now. But then it ends up being really fun. Now, in women's

sizes, do they skip several numbers between 0 and 8? There's no way. It's like 0, 2, 4, 6, 8. Who do we appreciate? Yeah. Thin people! Alright, so let's keep going. But anyway, the movie

is called again, something in Vegas. I can't remember the guy's name. St. John of Las Vegas. St. John. That's why I'm not religious. But there's other good people in it too. Peter Dinklage and Romany Malco. Romany Malco. I always do that wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I want him to be my life coach. Because why? He's just like the most The most together dude? Yeah, like open-minded, optimistic Kind-hearted, open-hearted person He was all of those things when he accepted that part in The Love Guru That didn't work out so good Yeah, you would have turned that part down right Doug

Yeah Okay let's keep going I wish I played the love hero even though it didn't work out What's the title right now It's in the super high mean streets I'll go to the beginning Let the right one in Oh look at you with the movie we were just talking. Let the right one in. Oh, look at you with the movie we were just talking about.

Let the right one in. The super high mean streets. So whose turn is it now? Lost track of the order. Me. Yeah. Pass it to the left. Why would I forget that?

Let the right one in The super high mean streets Oh, I thought of a streets one You did? Yeah, yeah Street Does it start with st? Oh my god, it could No, never mind That's Too weird? Oh my god, it could.

No, never mind. Too weird? I was being dyslexic. Can I just start with the ass part? That depends. You're just going to say a movie that begins with the letter S? Street Superman 3. People try that when I play this game on Twitter.

People try that, and I'm like, you're not getting it. Street Smart. Is that a... Oh, that was like a reality show. Street Smart is a movie. It is? Yeah, yeah. It was Christopher Reeve and Morgan Freeman got a lot of awards for playing it.

Like, he was a pimp in that. Name's Fast Black. Right? Street Smart. Named Fast Black. Right? Street Smart. That's what it was called. I'm pretty sure. Does anyone disagree? No?

Okay. I was thinking Streets of Fire is the one I thought of. All right. So Smart. I'm going to go Smart School Confidential. That's not a smart... You can do that? You can do that? I just did.

Yeah, you're right. That's so cool. Smart school confidential. Shoal. Shoal. It starts with shoal. Yeah, confidential might be a stopper, so you might have to... Is there something that ends in the word let?

Oh. Esprit of let. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, no, that was duplex. I thought it might be called sublet. I think we might be stopped. Wait, is bullet I-T or E-T? I'd go with that, though, bullet.

Bullet, the right one in. Yeah, Bullet. I like that. That's fun. Damon Wayans and Adam Sandler? Steve McQueen. That was Bullet proof, I think. Bullet was a guy named Steve McQueen.

Most people aren't familiar with him. Sheryl Crow wrote a song about him. Okay, so Bullet, the right one in in the super high mean street smart school confidential. I think we have to stop. Unless, oh wait. Bull. Something ends in bull. Raging bull.

Bam. All right. We're still going. Raging bullet let the right one in the super high mean streets of, did I say super? Yeah, super high mean streets smart confidential. Is there something that ends in raging? Or tray, ray. Ray.

Well, you can't just go ray. I-N-G. Jing, bowl it. No, but something gray. Write one in. Huh? Uh. And you were totally right before. If I was asked to play a black man in Love Guru

I would have said yes Oh you think that part was like Oh I don't know The part was described as black That's probably the only word they used We need a black This role Vivacious, alive

Yearning for more in her life This role Vivacious Alive Yearning for more In her life This role Black That's the breakdown Have you thought of something That ends in raging There's something

Probably rage Something rage Right Nobody has one The audience is no help Hairspray Hairspray Hairspray

Hairspray Hairspray Hairspray Hairspray Hairspray Hairspray Hairspray Hairspray Hairspray Hairspray Hairspray Hairspray Hairspray Hairspray Hairspray Hairspray Hairspray Hairspray Hairspray Hairspray Hairspray Hairspray Hairspray Hairspray Hairspray Hairspray Hairspray Hairspray Hairspray Hairspray Hairspray Hairspray Hairspray Hairspray Hairspray Hairspray Hairspray. Hairspray-ging bullet. Hairspray-ging bull. Thank you, audience member. Wow. Hairspray-ging bullet. The right one in soup or high mean street smart school confidential.

Good hair. All right. There's a movie that ends in the word good? What? No, she got that already She said good hair So we've got good hair spray The right one in the super high

Mean street smart school confidential So now we have to stop Let's do the other game I feel like everyone's bored Meaning Sarah is bored. Why don't you go watch a movie alone? All right, let's play Leonard Maltin, everybody. Let's keep playing.

Something good. Something good. There's probably a movie called Something Good. Probably. But let's play a Leonard Maltin game. Let's hear it for the leonard malton game everybody all right so i put this microphone next to my vagina and let's see if any noise it comes out Try again when it's not breathing Take a deep breath with your vagina And then do it

Here we go That's a visual It doesn't make sense on pod Okay so What do you guys want to play? I've got a couple categories you can choose from It's a visual. It doesn't make sense on pod. Okay, so what do you guys want to play? I've got a couple categories you can choose from. You like movies that are like courtroom movies or movies that I really love. So that would be an extra clue if you go that route

with the movies that I love. You love courtroom movies? No, that's the other category. Oh, okay, let's go with your. Yeah, because that's the other category. Oh, okay. Let's go with your. Yeah, Doug. Because that narrows it down. All right. Let's get some.

There's fabulous prizes. Let's get some people for you to play for. Did anybody sit right here because they thought they'd get a chance to play the game? You did. And you did. Okay. So these two dudes. You were close, man.

One row off. I'm going to dedicate my game to that guy, even though I'm playing. Get here earlier next time. So who would you like to play for you, sir? What's your name? Steve. And who would you like to have play for you? Steve.

Your name isn't Steve. Steven. Oh, okay. I thought I was fucking around as well. I thought I was having some fun with you picking Steve and then me saying, but that anyway. So Steven, Steve, that should be easy to remember. Could you, could we just call you Sarah?

What is your name, really? Steven? You've got to be fucking kidding me. This is bullshit. Alright, just to keep you different, I'm going to say Steven the Priest. Because he's got like a white collar and regular Steven.

And so, Sarah's playing for regular Steven. Father Steven. Father Steven. Father Steven and Steve Agee are forming an unholy alliance. Here we go. We'll start with Sarah and we will let her choose.

Would you like to try to guess on a movie That came out in 1979 1984 or 1988 That I love Movies I love Because I love movies I'll say 84 or 88 You pick one and then we go from there

You pick I'll go 84 or 88 I'll go 88 and then we go from there. You pick. Want to go 84 or 88? I'll go 88. All right, here we go. This movie came out in 88. It's one of my favorites. And let's see what Leonard said about it.

I'll give you a little bit more of a clue. It says it has a remarkable debut performance in it. Remarkable. And you have five, six, seven, 8, 9, 10, 11 names. We do some bidding now where you start and Sarah starts it off. How many names do you think you can get it in out of 11?

I can get that in 9 names. I can get that in 7. Wait a second. Who was remarkable in Mystic Pizza? Matt Damon. You mean Julia Roberts?

I don't know. All right. How many are we at now? Seven. Seven? Six. Name that. Name it.

Six names. Here we go, Sarah. From 1988. I mean, 98. Did I say 88? You said 88. What the fuck? It's 98 It's not

It's not mystic pizza I'm gonna We established that Yeah I'm sorry it's 98 It's 98 I'm sorry Such a huge difference

The writing's so small on here Why is it a huge difference? You do landscape Because one was in high school And one I was like But you haven't guessed yet. So now you know. It's 1998. Okay.

All right. And you get six names. Here we go. Andrew Wilson, Luke Wilson, Connie Nielsen, Stephen McColl, Sarah Tanaka, and Mason Gamble. Are your six names. Ring any bells at all. Wait, say that again? I'll give you the ones that matter.

Luke Wilson was in it. Andrew Wilson was in it. Assume that's another relative of the Wilson clan. Mason Gamble was in it. He made his debut as Dennis the Menace a few years prior to that. I think I know who that is. And came out in

98. 1,998. I think I know what it is. I think he knows what it is. I think Steve's ready to steal. Oh wait, these are your favorites. I don't think this is one of your favorite movies.

There's no way I think this is one of your favorite movies. Alright Sarah, so you give up, right? No. Well, how much time are you going to take? It's a process. Sorry, Ackerman. Well, at least talk into the microphone occasionally during your process. Walk us through it. Oh, shit.

Is it AT&T commercials? Mason Gamble was in it Yeah Sarah Tanaka Who's that? Young Asian lady That's not a bad clue actually People in the audience know it

I'm gonna to say... Is it famous directors? Is it directors? Two directors? No. It was just directed by one dude. Alright, I'll pass. What do you think it is? Well, Steve wins the point regardless.

Well, because the only thing that made me think I know what it is in the year you sang Andrew Wilson is Charlie's Angels. He's in Charlie's Angels? Yeah. Oh, okay. I did like that movie. I didn't like the second one, but the first one was fun.

Who is Mason Campbell, Sabrina? See, that's why Sarah can't watch movies alone is there's no one to high five. See that's why Sarah can't watch movies alone There's no one to high five Start reading other names You need somebody to high five Yell it out as soon as you know it from the rest of the names Brian Cox, Seymour Cassell I meant the contestants

Olivia Williams Bill Murray Jason Gammill was the little Jason Schwartzman Remarkable debut performance We even talked about it earlier that I loved it. That was a huge clue. All right.

I didn't realize that was the kid who was Jason Schwartzman's best friend. Yeah, he was great in that. Great move. Rushmore, to me, is perfect. It's a perfect movie. Yeah, it's perfect. And Len gave it three and a half stars. I'm so dumb.

So if I ever meet him, I'm going to flick one of his balls. All right, here we go. Sarah, we'll let you pick the year again. This time I'll say them right. 79, 84, or 2004. Okay, 84. Oh, 2004. Oh, you like 2004.

It's more recent. I like that. Okay, your clue is Leonard Bolton, I love this movie, and he gave it one and a half stars. And you love this movie? And I loved it. I loved it i loved it and he says heavy-handed sour and worst of all not funny he could not have missed more strongly on this and uh it's from what year did i say 2004 and you have two names how How many names do you think you can get it in, Sarah? I can get that in two names.

Steve? I mean, there's only two people in it. There's only two names listed as performers in this movie. I guess I have to go with one name, I guess. Steve says one name. I can get it in zero names. No, I'm just kidding.

Oh, you're kidding? Because people do that on this show. They go right to zero and then get it right sometimes. Those are some good clues, I think. Not really. They weren't great clues. So Steve has to do it in one. Magnolia. Say name that movie.

One name. Alright, you go ahead. Okay, you ready? Your one name is Matt Stone. Oh, Team America. Yeah! I didn't believe that was in 2004 yeah it wasn't 2004 does that seem longer or more recently

of course the other name is Trey Parker when I picked it I thought they'd list names of other but I guess they did most of the voices yeah I'm Matt Damon that's so good. That was the funniest thing to me. But that movie, to me,

is hilarious from start to finish. I don't know what Len's problem was. I think he might have been, like, you know, touched by a puppet when he was young or something. Let's play another one since we have a couple more minutes left. But also, let me give some prizes out.

That David Tell joke where he says, I was molested by a puppet, so I had to show the therapist what happened to me with gym teachers. You had to point to real people. I like it. Okay, so Stephen the Priest is our winner. Congratulations. Father Stephen.

You win a two- Stephen You win a you know Two trunk to tweet t-shirt And you also get This is a great prize package You also get my CD Doug Benson Professional Humor Idiot Oh that shirt's available at Donkey T's by the way I took the photo on that out

Yeah Steve took all the photos on there And then that album's also available Or CD rather At astrecords.com. And always come by a special thing.com to talk comedy. And I'm just cleaning out my closet. You get the shooting scripts for The Wrestler and Juno. And I recommend reading a few pages of each, alternate between the two.

It'll make one of them lighter and the other one darker. And they both deserve it. Okay. Let'll make one of them lighter and the other one darker. And they both deserve it. Okay. Let's do one more. Oh, and the other guy gets to name who the shithead is at the end of the show. So Steve. What does that mean? No, I just feel hot.

That's a good one. At the end of every show, I let the loser or the second place person, they get to name a shithead. I used to say Willem Dafoe's a shithead. And now I got tired of that because I honestly don't think he is. And I didn't want to just keep ragging on him. Why did you say that? So he'd be on the show? No, I said it like it was... You've been on the show too many times to not have any idea what we're talking about.

But yeah, it was something like, it started off as, who would call Willem Dafoe a shithead? That's an example of someone that was never called a shithead by anyone, probably. Right. Like Barbara Stanwyck was the first one I said. No one's ever said this sentence,

Barbara Stanwyck is a shithead. And then I... Then Willem Dafoe was the next example, and so then that became the show's... Forget it. All right, here we go. Let's play one more. This is another movie I love.

Let Steve pick the year this time. 79. Wow. All right. Len gives it three and a half stars. Unpretentious he calls it That's not much of a clue Screenplay won a well deserved Oscar

Bam And there are Twelve names You want to start the bidding Steve? Oh sure Nine Eight Seven She's playing for keeps Six bidding, Steve? Oh, sure. Nine. Eight.

Seven. She's playing for keeps. Six. Name that movie. Okay, six names, Sarah. Can't wait to watch you think about it. Can you say if it's a comedy? It's funny. Charming, I'd call it. It's a charmity.

But the genre Charming, I'd call it. It's a charmity. But Len... The genre that Len shows is drama. He calls it a drama. Oh. All right, here we go. You get six names, right? There's no way you're going to get this. It's just one shy of the name that you needed.

Can I give her that? I'll give her seven names. Yeah, give her seven. Here we go. PJ Souls. Pam seven names. Yeah, give her seven. Here we go. PJ Souls, Pamela Jane. No, you don't. John Ashton, Amy Wright, Hart Buckner. I've never heard of any of these people.

Well, they'd be thrilled to hear that. I was just watching PJ Souls in Stripes. Oh, she's the hot blonde with the ice cream scooper. Yeah, in the classic rock and roll high school. She's the hot blonde with the ice cream scooper. Yeah, in the spatula. John Ashton was Judge Reinhold's partner in the Beverly Hills Cop movies. Hart Bochner was the coke-sniffing asshole in the first Die Hard. Robin Douglas, don't know who she is. And then your seventh name, remember the year, 1979 1979 Paul Dooley

Oh Oh Right? Uh Ooh And it's not a Robert Altman movie I'm trying to remember when Is it about someone who does what they pleases?

What does that mean? I don't even get that. Oh, it's not Popeye. No, Arthur. Arthur does what he pleases. Oh, Arthur does what he pleases. But doesn't that sound like something Popeye would say too? I does what I pleases.

Because I am what I pleases. All right, Paul Dooley. I mean, is it... Is... You're not going to get it. Is someone with red hair in it? I don't think so. But Barbara Berry, Jackie Earl Haley, Daniel Stern,

Dennis Quaid, and Dennis Christopher are in it. Does that help? Oh, I know what it is. Breakers. Breaking away, yes. Breaking away. help oh I know what it is breakers breaking away yes oh my god Sarah just kicked a water bottle it was really well done that she punted a water bottle into the stomach of a female audience member right Right in the front row. I love Breaking Away. Oh my God, that was violent. Yeah, Breaking Away, you love it so much. And the kids

is like into everything French or Italian. Italian, yes. He's an Italian. All those guys were great in it. It's a great movie, so I highly recommend people rent it And do you guys have anything to plug before we go?

Season 3 Of the Sarah Silverman program Starts February 4th 10.30pm And it's a lot faster paced than the Leonard Maltin game Oh you got a doozy coming out of the gate? I think so

I said that this morning. Anything else you guys want to mention? Saint, what's his name from Las Vegas? It's coming out. Saint John. Saint John and Super. It'll be out a long time from now. That's going to be cool. And I'm going to be

not in movies as it turns out. That's going to be cool. And I'm going to be, not in movies, as it turns out, I'm going to be at the Sacramento Punchline on January 26th and 27th, 2010. And that's an 18 and over room, by the way. So if you're under 21, you can still get in. I heard Romney Malco turn that down. You know he turned that down. I like that guy.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry I said that. No, don't be sorry. And as always, Tom Cruise is a shithead. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talk. He hides above

his viewing prowess. Makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you because Doug loves movies