Doug Loves Movies - Sarah Silverman, Brian Posehn, and Edgar Wright Guest

Episode Date: December 8, 2011

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Doug hates candy wrappers screaming for his cookies. It's quick to eat at the Mower Colonel's in Disney. There's still not one that he won't see. Because Doug loves movies. Hey everybody My name is Doug and I love movies This is Doug Loves Movies Coming to you from the UCB Theater

In Los Angeles on Tuesday, December 6th To Ocean's Eleven Little update Michael Rooker did show up last week Ten minutes after the show was over. I'm in the back doing my thing that I do after shows, and I hear, Doug! Doug! Where's Doug?

Turns out it was Michael Rooker. He said he got stuck on the 170. Or he took 170 of something. Or he got arrested for $1.70. I don't care what it was, but I will definitely reschedule him for sometime next year because that would have been fun having him on with Anthony and Jeff. But it was still a fun show nonetheless.

On Sunday, a lot of LOLs were had at my show in the Louis Anderson Theater at the Palace Station in Vegas. Comedians David Hunsberger and Brendan Walsh opened up for me and then played the Leonard Maltin game against audience members, and the correct answers in the Christmas movies and Tom Hanks peeing categories were Bad Santa and Apollo 13.

You figure it out. Which is which. I had such a good time in Vegas. I'll be back at the Palace Station to record a Douglas Movies on Sunday, January 8th at 8.30pm. Go to DouglasMovies.com for a link to get your tickets for that. December 17th and 18th, from noon to noon on the 17th to the 18th, CineFamily here in Los Angeles is going to have CineFamily's Fantastic Elastic 24-Hour Holiday Telethon to raise money for CineFamily here in Los Angeles is going to have CineFamily's fantastic elastic 24-hour holiday telethon to

raise money for CineFamily. It's going to be 24 hours of movie-related programming that will be also not only can you go see it live if you live in LA or are visiting, but you can, it's not limited, you don't have to prove you live here. This isn't like voter registration

or getting a weed card. You can go see it live or you can watch it. I think parts of it are going to be streaming on the internet. You can go to cinefamily.org

backslash fundraiser to read more about it. But let me just tell you that I'm going to be there doing some stuff. Spike Jones is going to do a presentation. And there's going to be

a conversation with Elliot Gould. I don't know who the other half of the conversation is going to be. That could kill it. But at least half of the conversation is going to be Elliot Gould. The 12 Guests of Christmas episode is already sold out here at UCB on December 20th. But tickets are available for Douglas Movies taping on Thursday, December 29th at Flappers in Burbank at 10pm.

There'll be no more tapings of Douglas Movies for the rest of the year here at UCB after tonight and the 12 Guests of Christmas episode. January 3rd is when the next Tournament of Championships will begin.

Featuring January 3rd here at UCB, three of these following people will be here. Andy Wood, Jerry O'Connell, Simon Pegg, Anthony Jeselnik, Scott Aukerman, John Hamm, Edgar Wright, Paul F. Tompkins, Sean Cullen, Jeff Garland, Wee Man,

and since at least three of these people will not be available during the first few months of next year due to their various pursuits, we'll also probably feature three alternates, Paul Scheer, Kate McCucci, and the winner of the 12 Guests of Christmas show on December 20th.

Now it's time for Watch This, Not That. The number one movie in the country is Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 1. Perhaps the greatest vampire for Watch This, Not That. The number one movie in the country is Twilight Saga, Breaking Dawn, Part 1. Perhaps the greatest vampire werewolf brooding teenage girl love triangle ever filmed. The number two movie is The Muppets, which features a cameo

by a guest on tonight's show, so watch The Muppets, Not Twilight Saga, Breaking Dawn, Part 1. This has been Watch This, Not That. My guests tonight are all actually here on a night when, back me up on this, the traffic was shit in Los Angeles tonight, and all three of my guests

managed to be here on time, so I'm excited about that. Let me show you what stuff they brought and I brought in the gift bag. We have this thing, whatever that is. We'll talk more about that when they get out here. And then we've got a copy of my first CD,

Doug Benson, a professional humor idiot, a copy of Super High Me, and I put a post-it on it saying, which features two of tonight's guests. So you'll get that posted as well. One of the guests tonight is a big fan of this movie,

Tree of Life, and they sent me a pretty picture book of moments from Tree of Life that are frameable, because that's how fast that movie moves. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. I gotta see it. We'll probably talk about it in a second.

But, okay, what else is in here? Oh, we've got a copy of the comic book The Last Christmas. Is anyone familiar with that? Last Christmas. It's an awesome comic book. And then we've also got copies of three of my favorite movies ever. Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, and Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. All of that

and this weird doll can be yours tonight. Please welcome to this stage Sarah Silverman, Edgar Wright, and Brian Poseid. Wherever you want. Sit wherever you want. Sit wherever you want. Sure. So this doll thing is from Sarah.

Go ahead and pick up your microphones. There you go. That's right. Yeah, and what did you write on the back of it? Well, okay. I was looking for a prize to bring, and I saw this. This is some sort of fun doll,

robot-ish doll, you know, as kids like now. And it's a cosbot. doll. Cosbot. Robot-ish doll. You know, as kids like now. And, it's for breast cancer. It was like in a breast cancer gift bag. It's for breast cancer? I love breast cancer!

Yippee! So they didn't sell a ton of those. It's not for breast cancer, but it's, it's kind of like God is choosing to do this for a reason and accept it.

The best way to avoid breast cancer is to be a robot. I found it in my pantry of things. Long story short, what did you write on the back?

Oh, I signed it. Well, there's like a heart inside a pocket. And I just... Oh, okay. What. Well, there's like a heart inside a pocket. And I just... What I'll do is I'll touch it to my asshole and then put it back in there. And that will be a

story for you. And what do I care? I'm the cleanest person. Yep, fair enough. Sorry, guys. You can't see that. Right now, It's in there It's straight up in there It smells good If anything

Alright You know You touched my heart To your asshole A long time ago When I first met you And then she wrote on the back Sarah Silverman

Touched this heart to her asshole. Or my asshole. And I dated it. And she dated it. That's important. You were like, why do you need to know the date? Remember when I asked you the date, you jumped on my throat.

It's not Doug loves dates. Is that the cure for breast cancer? To rub a plushy heart on your asshole? I'll let you know in two to four weeks or whatever you think the gestation period would be. I just love Edgar Wright saying rub a plushy heart on your asshole. That was pretty amazing.

Your accent makes everything sound cute and fun. I should have said asshole. You say asshole, essentially. Yeah. British listeners will call me out for a sellout for saying asshole. Asshole. For saying Yeah. British listeners will call me out for a step up for saying arsehole. Arsehole. Just say arsehole.

I know what you mean. I dated a guy and I said, oh, my auntie Martha. And he goes, aunt, aunt, what are you? And then I went on with him for many years and now I say aunt because I got bullied out of saying it, but I grew up with aunt. Arsehole, arsehole. Aunt, arsehole. I'm sorry I brought it back to me. I grew up with aunt. Osshole, asshole. Aunt, asshole. I'm sorry I brought it back to me. I'm going to

take a back seat. Is your aunt an asshole or is your aunt an asshole? Tomato, tomato. Isn't that dialogue from My Fair Lady? Yes. Yes, that's how you learn to speak proper English. The rain in Spain. Pygmalion, if you will.

Brian Posehn is here, everybody. First time in a long time. And he brought a copy of the comic that he co-wrote called The Last Christmas. And then did you touch it to your asshole? Oh yeah, all of them.

Every copy of your comic. They're not dated though. I did it like six years ago. It's timeless when you do it. I have a question for all three of my guests. Can I confirm you right now for the 12 guests of Christmas on December 20th at 8.30?

Okay, Sarah's in. Brian? Brian? I know the traffic was terrible tonight but hopefully won't be as bad and it's at 830 so you have more time okay all right and Edgar you might not I'm putting you on the spot you might be out of town or something right I'm going i be early what do you mean early it's not like you're doing a spot i don't know why tonight she comes out she goes where do i sit like where there's ever been seating assignments you have no learning curve i need instructions every time for everything

as does every guest. People say to me, why don't they know how to play the Leonard Bolton game? And I'm like, because they've played it before. And they come back on and they don't know what to fucking do. But Edgar, you need to tell us, because that's part of how I coerced you into being here tonight. You need to tell us about, you're having your third season of season they call it programming of over a week

of movies at the New Beverly Cinema here in Los Angeles that's true yeah December 9th through the 16th that's right that's correct

yeah and it's this particular theme because you've always done movies you love this time well you know it was partly

inspired by one of the categories in the lead and molten game because i thought it was funny when you would do the category movies doug has never seen so it kind of gave me an idea i've done like two seasons of films that i love why don't i just take over this fucking cinema and show all the ones i want to see so that's exactly what i'm doing so i'm filling in my embarrassing cultural gaps in front of an audience. That sounded filthy. What are they? Did you pick the movies yet? Yeah, yeah.

They're all selected. If you go to the New Beverly's website, they've got it all mapped out. What's some off the top of your list? Yeah, off the top. I'm curious.

The thing is, here's the thing, is that when I reveal the really famous ones, people go, and I fucking, my least favorite thing is when people kind of go,

oh, I can't believe you haven't seen no judgments well I bet you these two haven't seen most of the movies that you haven't seen

that's not true at all that's a big one go ahead tell them I saw the shit out of Chungking Express there you go oh so you already

know what he's showing yeah I looked I went last year there's a whole bunch of stuff there's like the biggest ones, the biggest omissions

in terms of the most famous ones. Things like Charlie Chaplin's Modern Times. Boring. You should come and host that one. Just come on at the end. What about Ordinary People?

Yeah, he's seen that. Have you seen it? I have seen that one. What a fun guessing game. What about Ben Hur? Have you seen it? I have seen that one Are you gonna just name What a fun guessing game I know What about Ben Hur Have you seen Ben Hur To me it's

But there's lots of good Guests as well What about the Big Chill Alien 3 You see Alien 3 Big Chill I've seen And he's Alien 3 Yeah

You see that shit What else What else What else is there Well the night I'm going Is to show the original Bad News Bears. Yeah.

Which Edgar's never seen so far. No, but I get that. It's a totally American movie. Exactly. I get that not playing over there, really. Some baseball game.

Yeah, it's exciting. And it's old. It's fun. We're old. Some baseball film. Yeah, all the movies are mostly older. There's nothing very modern

that you have not seen at our show. I get Buckaroo. Buckaroo Banzai is a nerd though. I can't believe you didn't see that. Somewhere in a hotel super high and somebody going, you gotta fucking watch this. It never got

a theatrical release in the UK. Right. He was stuck there back then. Yeah. What about a VHS release or a DVD release? Do you want to hear my real sub-story? My family did not have a VHS player. Oh.

Oh my God. I know. But they lived in the back of Cinema Paradiso. Which is in a different country, but whatever. Europe. Oh, Europe. I watched them through other people's windows sneaking around

watching people watch Police Academy 2, their first assignment. It was cold outside. It was snowing. Police Academy 2 also had the word first in the title?

Their first assignment? That's confusing. Well, they didn't get an assignment in the first movie. It's all, it's all Academy. Right, they didn't get an assignment in the first movie. It's all Academy. Right, yeah. That's their first assignment. You're right.

I know my shit. Then when that one came out. Literally. I like that they completely gave up on the assignments because then the third one is Police Academy 3 back in training. People don't like this assignment stuff. The second assignment didn't go're right they did not do well so they had to go back into training every other movie is back and it's kind of like the star

trek movies where every other good one every other one is a great one you know what i mean like they skip one no i know what you mean and the police academy movies here's the funniest thing there's a every other one they have to train again We had a line in the TV show Space That me and Simon Pegg did This is so funny, right? So there's a line in that show That me and Simon came up with Where it says

Sure as eggs is eggs Sure as day follows night Sure as every odd numbered Star Trek movie is shit Now that was our theory Is that 1 Three Five Seven Nine Were all bad Yeah Guess what number eleven is

The Star Trek with Simon Pegg in it Oh Does it really count No I know It doesn't count I thought that was so funny Only you can break the curse It's down to you Pegg

Yeah if there was a bald lady in it Then there would have probably been trouble, but it worked out okay. Persis Cambata. Yeah, that's right. I like the way you say it. Say it again. Persis Cambata.

Just say it randomly throughout the show. As long as you don't yell Bruce Willis, I'll be happy. I haven't seen... I'll just throw my hat into the haven't seen ring. I haven't seen Gone with the Wind all the way through. Me neither. Yeah, and I haven't seen... I'll just throw my hat into the haven't seen ring. I haven't seen Gone with the Wind all the way through. Me neither. Yeah, and I haven't seen...

You will love it. Yeah. It's a lot of car chases and cursing, right? Yeah. Because that's my favorite stuff. You might prefer Gone with the Wind 3 back in training. Bobcat's in that one. I love him.

Well, they added Bobcat's in Gone with the Wind. It really got much better. That's when the series picked up a little bit. Tony Hawk's in that one, too. Doing a bunch of skateboarding in a mall. Which one was Spade in? Four. Four? Four. The same one as Tony Hawk, right?

No, was it four? Didn't Spade play a skateboarding thug? He was a skate kid. The sound of Michael Winslow pretending to drive a... A cart, a horse, a wagon. If you get a chance to see Michael Winslow live, though, seriously, do it.

I'm not kidding around. Because he shows five minutes of Star Wars and does all of the noises. Oh, that's awesome. And it is amazing. Couldn't you just befriend him and have him do that at your house? If you could get that, yeah, if you could do that, I'd recommend that over sitting through His whole show Yeah but

I for one Would love to see A Police Academy reboot With only Michael Winslow In it Wouldn't that be amazing Wouldn't that be a great movie He could do it

He could totally do it He could do it Funny or die Make it happen YouTube sensation I also only saw Two of three Two of the three

James Dean movies. I never sat through Giant or East of Eden. I've never seen Giant or East of Eden. Giant is fucking super long. Hence the name. Me too. I only saw Rebel Without a Cause. Alright. What are the big ones though, Sarah and Brian,

in your movie going history that you feel guilty or weird about never having seen? Titanic. You have never watched Titanic? You would actually like Titanic. Can't you at least get it? No, I only like the dying part.

Right. But there's a lot of it. But watch it halfway in or something. The boat flipping over is amazing. It's coming out again? Yeah, it's coming out in 3D. I'm really not going to see it in 3D. If you thought I didn't see it before, just wait.

You could have a more aggressive not seeing experience. Oh my god, I'm going to get in line now to fucking not see it. I have never seen Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace. Oh, that's a good one. Oh, no, sorry. I wish I hadn't seen it. Oh, okay. Yay! We never saw

Edgar again. Best last words ever. He flew into London. I never saw Edgar again. Best last words ever. He flew into London. Went back to fucking London, didn't I? You got one, Sarah? An example?

I can't think of one. Because you haven't seen it. I just saw a woman under the influence so I could finally not lie about having seen it. And, you know, it was... You like that, all right? It was a bit of a chore, but I'm glad I saw it.

And I liked a lot of things about it. And it stayed with me, but I got, like, almost fell asleep a couple times. At least you're not one of those assholes who never saw Jaws or something. Those people, when I meet somebody like that, I just want to fucking shake the shit out of their parents.

Just like, what the fuck? Not them, their parents. How can you not let your asshole kid see Jaws? You've never seen Jaws? What's wrong? That two and a half hour making of Jaws thing that was on. The shock is not working? Was incredible. Yeah, it's amazing.

That's almost even better. Shut your goddamn mouth. You're right to say that. You're right. What about lately? Let's really quickly, before we get into what I think will be one of the most exciting Leonard Mullen games we've had in a while.

Certainly since last week's Epic Battle. What have you guys seen? Have you seen anything lately? Brian's got a kid, so he never goes anywhere. So it's a half of the Muppet movie. Which half? The part where the boat flips over?

Why did you only see half? Because your son has taste and wanted out? No, it was actually really good. He's two and a half, so he's only got so much attention span, just like Dada. Oh, but I take him to something else and you might see

His attention span Is a little longer Than half the movie Because every kid around me When I saw the Muppets Was bored out of their Fucking mind He loved Puss in Boots

Puss in Boots Could not have been better For him It's for us more right Yeah Did you see that Did you see that thing On Fox News

Where they talked about The liberal brainwashing By the Muppets The Muppets is teaching kids That oil barons are bad. And that's a bad thing. And then the most amazing thing he said, you know, these liberal Hollywood films like The Muppets and Cars 2

and There Will Be Blood. Wow. You know, those three. The top three liberal movies to come out of Hollywood this year. They didn't get a lot of screeners. There's a big lapse there. Those three always go together. Well, if you love vanilla milkshakes,

you hate There Will Be Blood because it's chocolate, right, in the movie? No? I don't know. I don't remember. It's just a shake, right? That's all that matters. You saw that, right, Sarah? Yes.

Was that this year? Yeah. I want Pixar to make a There Will Be Blood movie. You ever see, and this is old news from so long ago, but I was just thinking about it again recently, is that, and I never saw the assassination of Jesse James by the blah, blah, blah. Yeah, that's what it's called.

The Winnie the Pooh video of that. The ending. Oh, it's Yogi Bear. I mean, sorry, yeah, Yogi Bear. And it's incredible. That's the great thing about the audience for this show is when you get something as important as Winnie the Pooh, Yogi Bear wrong,

they're on it. They will let you know what an asshole you are. You're such an asshole. But there's a lot of differences between the two. I know. But yeah, that is a cool video.

Do you think it's still on YouTube? I thought Warner Brothers pulled it down. Really? That would be so fucking lame. Well, it was using footage from their movie to make another thing. It's not footage from their movie. It's just, it's all... Well, I thought they used actual footage.

Or I guess it was like recreated. Yogi Bear. I'm sorry I continued the conversation about it. Yeah, who... It should have stopped when you dropped the microphone. Yeah. But now Brian has to drop the microphone and walk out at some point because everybody else has done it.

Just you wait. You're wrong, Doug. This is the new Brian. I miss the old Brian. Len Malt. I don't. I love the new Brian. I love Brian.

He's the same old Brian. As you'll see when you go up against him in the Leonard Maltin game. Shall we play? Yeah! All right, let's see your name tags, everybody. We got name tags in the audience. There's a weird Al,

a vinyl version of his latest, Alpocalypse, but you change it to the Tonypocalypse because that's clever and then you've got a coffee thing that thing goes around your coffee cup and you wrote your name on it and she she put Chris on a can of some sort of beverage Cal is here what does that document say University of Florida? It's your college diploma. What degree did you get?

English. So that's all that good diploma is for? That diploma is good for is just winning, possibly winning. Somebody still reads stuff over there. Stuff. There's a beach ball that says Phil. Is that what it says? Phil?

TG? TG? TG? TJ. Oh, you got to cover up the other. There you go. Perfect. TJ is here.

So yeah, you guys, just go out to the audience and pick out who you want to play for. Just take it from them. Don't take that guy's bottle in a bag. I think he's working on that. And pick out who you want to play for. Just take it from them. Don't take that guy's bottle in a bag. I think he's working on that. And pick out... Oh, Edgar is very easy for him. Pick somebody immediately.

Let's see what you got, Edgar. Edgar has a... I was just IMDb-ing Lost. What about this spoke to you, Edgar? I like that band, Times New Viking. And he's adapted a sleeve is that correct? No they um their first pressing they handed all the covers

different colors and everything this was the first pressing of the album by Times New Viking and you put your name you stuck your sticker on it that says Jordan so well done it's called Dig Yourself well done Edgar

and finally I'm always asking her how to that says Jordan. So well done. It's called Dig Yourself. Well done, Edgar. What did he say? And finally, I'm always asking her how to pronounce her name. It's Calla, right? Yeah. Her frisbee got picked. Oh, wait.

You're not going to want a thing with my asshole. Really? I was fishing. Yeah. I think the winner's going to be disappointed. They're going gonna be like, this doesn't smell like anything How am I gonna How am I gonna convince people that you really did that

And then Brian picked the Tonypocalypse album The Alpocalypse Do you like that album, Brian? Yes, and I like Vinyl and Weird Al And the Apocalypse Does he get to keep it, Tony? No, Tony wants that back, Brian Yes, and I like Vinyl and Weird Al and the Apocalypse. Does he get to keep it, Tony?

He really is like Brian. No, Tony wants that back, Brian. Come on. Bravo, bravo. Well done. All right, so Brian's playing for Tony, Sarah's playing for Calla, and Brian's playing for Tony Sarah's playing for Calla and Edgar's playing for Jordan and since Brian is back to the game for the first time in quite a while I will let him pick the first category and then from him we'll go to Edgar and then to Sarah she pulled out a last-minute win the

last time she was here it was exciting? Don't take so long to guess this time, though. Oh, God, that's right. Men don't leave. That's right. Men don't leave. All right, Brian, would you like, at Fart Machine on Twitter suggested some guy named at Fart Machine

I think you gotta start there. He suggested Tom Hanks peeing. That's He suggested Tom Hanks peeing. That's movies where Tom Hanks pees. And there's four or five of them. Yeah, so it's quite a category. Then Dave from Knoxville, spelled N-K-N-O-X-V-I-L. He couldn't get all of Knoxville in there in his Twitter name.

He suggested four-letter movies. That's movies where the title is just four letters long. The whole title. So an example would be MASH. Or... Nothing with the. Or Idiocracy. And then the next

category... Somebody was on the show recently and they didn't like that movie. I thought that was weird. Oh, and your third category, it's Judd Apatow's birthday today. Happy birthday! Yeah, happy birthday to Judd. So films that he is involved with in some way,

not necessarily a director, because that would narrow it down to three. Which one of those would you like, Brian? Judd Apatow, four letters long, or Tom Hanks peas in it? I think because of the fart machine thing happening, I got to go with Tom Hanks peas. Yeah, you got to love that guy. All right. Leonard Maltin gives this movie three and a half stars.

It's from the year 2000. And he says about this movie that it is great movie making and that it has little music in it little music so the music is either performed by dwarves or there isn't very much of it and he lists seven names how many names you think you get this movie where Tom Hanks piece from 2000 Brian Poseidon four ooh strong opening bit now we go to Edgar not sure enough

but negative one negative one he says he knows it so now we go to Sarah name it she did not have to think about that

alright so you name the movie and the lead performer in the movie Tom Hanks In Cast Away That's correct If I had to go negative two I would have said Wilson

Almost as good in that movie Helen Hunt Was number two But it's funny you say that because Wilson was the seventh listed name. Wilson is? Yeah. That letter's got quite the sense of humor. Wilson, Jennifer Lewis, Christopher Noth.

Wilson needs to talk to his agent. Laurie White, Nick Searcy, and then Helen Hunt. Those are the seven people. Must be like the whole cast. Pretty much, yeah. There's a bunch of scenes not on the island at the beginning and at Helen Hunt. Those are the seven people. Must be like the whole cast. Pretty much, yeah. There's a bunch of scenes not on the island at the beginning and at the end.

Yeah, the people on the FedEx plane and then who else? Yeah. A pair of ice skates. Some lobsters. All right, so we have one point for Edgar. Yeah. Nice.

And Brian wasn't involved in that so we start with Brian once again and then from Brian we will go to Sarah this time to change up the I don't know how this game works it's crazy go Apatow this time you get three new categories

don't try to tell me how this works would you like at Gloshi suggested No. Don't try to tell me how this works. Would you like at Gloshi, G-L-O-S-H-I suggested 2-2-2. That's movies with either the number 2, the word T-O, or the word T-O-O in the title. 2-2 or 2.

Exciting new category, Brian, you may not be familiar with. At Asparagus P, whose name alone will probably make you pick it, suggested Zero Names. That's a movie where if you pick it, Brian, as the person who chooses the category, I will read the entire review

to you, and your opening bid has to be zero names or less. You have to say zero or go into negative names, because everyone will know what the movie is once I've read the entire review. Or, for your third choice, King of Pancakes. Suggested...

Every time you read the Twitter name, I think it's the category. The category is King of Pancakes. Movies where royalty enjoys breakfast. King Ralph? King Ralph probably is King of Pancakes. King Ralph is the only King of Pancakes film. No, King of Pancakes suggested a number one movie from X number of years ago,

and on this particular occasion, we're going with six years ago. The number one movie six years ago to this very day. So you got the number one movie six years ago, Zero Names, or 222, Brian? Gotta go with Asparagus P. You got it, right? Yeah, Zero Names. Okay. So I'm going to read everything.

I'm going to read all of it. So nobody yell out any opinions or ideas. Is there a topic or that is the topic? Oh, you don't need to know the topic. Once you hear the entire review of the movie. All right. You'll see how this works. And then it really becomes about negative names

and how many people you think you can name. But let's see. Maybe you guys won't even know what movie this is. Two and a half stars from 1984. 99 minutes long. An incisive examination of Generation X, whose young people are confused

and repelled by the world being handed to them. On the other hand, a traditional love triangle with Ryder trying to choose between straight arrow Stiller and laid back super dude Hawk who's so cool he doesn't unwrap a candy bar before biting off a piece. Generally well done

with Ryder especially appealing and Garofalo a standout as her best friend. You said 1984 but it's 1994. 1994. I said 84? Okay, 94. You win a point. Ann Mira as a newspaper woman and his sister Amy

as Ryder's psychic phone partner are featured. It says Stiller features these people. Written by Gene Trippletorn has an unbuilt... Triple horn. Triple floor. Snippledorn. The lady from that show on HBO has an unbilled cameo.

And it's co-produced by Danny DeVito. Everything you would want to know about this particular movie. Can I ask a question? Start the bidding, Brian. Negative three. Negative three, he says. So Brian thinks he can name not only the name of this movie, but the top three actors in the right order.

It's got to be in the right order. From the top billing according to leonard malt not necessarily according to the movie yeah it's okay i could do negative all right he's going negative three now we go to sarah in the order yeah in the right order if i get it wrong am i out yeah? Yeah, you have to leave the building. Don't even come back on December 20th. I never want to see you again. I can't play it like you're out, right? Yeah, you'll get to keep playing.

Oh, I do? Yeah, it'll be probably one to one against zero. Maybe. I'm going to try four. Ooh. Wow. Remember who's sitting next to you. Now we go to Edgar.

No, you can probably do it. He might think he can go deeper. We'll see what he says. You know what? I would have gone negative four, so I'm going to say nine that movie. Fuck, shit. I changed my mind.

I feel terrible about it. Okay, so. All right, what's the movie called? Reality Bites. Ooh, that was close. Would have been funny if they got that wrong. All right, now you need the top four people Who's the number one build person

Can I talk through this like Millionaire I can't imagine you doing it any other way Like Ethan Hawke may have been The biggest star or one known writer And then I don't think Ben Stiller and Janine Gruffalo Were top Oh my god I've known a writer and then I don't think Ben Stiller and Jeanine Gruffalo were top

Oh my god What? Am I Am I I know I must be embarrassing myself This is that movie and these are the stars

It's those four people I'm trying to Am I forgetting like the star of the movie Are these all side characters? We can't help you Alright I'm just to am I forgetting like the star of the movie? Are these all side characters? We can't help you. Alright, I'm just going to

answer this. Who's number one? Winona Ryder. Okay, who's number two? Fuck me. It's either obviously. I'm going to pick one.

I'm going to say 94. I'm going to say 94 I'm gonna say Ethan Hawke okay then who's number three and I'm not telling you if any of these are right by the way

I just I'm gonna end this because I feel I don't want to take up time I'm trying to think of who was bigger Ben Stiller Janine Garofalo

that is all correct I was sure I was embarrassing myself you asshole Ben Stiller, Janine Garofalo. That is all correct. I was sure I was embarrassing myself. You are cold. Well done. So you have a point, and Edgar has a point. And it's weird how this keeps happening. We have to start with Brian again.

And for Brian, we'll go to Edgar this time. So keep that in mind. And your three options for a category are movies with Weezer on the soundtrack. A Weezer song somewhere in the movie. Because I'm going on Weezer Cruise. Weezercruise.com. You'll like this category, Brian. Walking Dead.

That's movies with either the word walking or the word dead in the title. Or another one you'll probably enjoy. Christmas movies. Holiday films. Let's do Walking Dead. This movie has walking or dead in the title. It's from

1989. Leonard Maltin gives it three stars. He says about this movie that it is extremely well acted but also dramatically obvious. And melodramatically one-sided. What year again? The year where the dramatically obvious

happened in film. 1989. 1989. Three stars. He says that it is well acted but dramatically obvious and melodramatically one sided. It's got either the word dead or the word walking somewhere in the title. And there are

11 names? 11 names. And we start with Brian. Then we go to Edgar. What do you say, poker face? Six. Six names. No fucking idea. Then we go to Edgar. 89. What do you say, poker face? Six. Six names.

No fucking idea? Then you go with a strong bid like that? Well, you know, the other ones don't really matter. They're always like, the mailman and, you know, whatever. Okay. I don't know anything. I don't know what that statement meant. No, I mean, there's no weapon, guys.

We read from the bottom up. Yeah, no, I know. I think I co-invented this sitting high in an office 20 years ago. Sarah did, too, but she doesn't understand the rules. I know. The three of us played it for like two years. Yeah. Non-stop. Super high. All right, so you're saying six names. Sleepovers. Okay, that all night. For like two years. Yeah. Non-stop. Super high.

All right, so you're saying six names. Sleepovers. Okay, that's a good opening bid, Brian. Didn't mean to disparage your opening bid. We probably would have had a good time with Edgar, too. We knew him. Oh, yeah. I was outside somebody's house

watching Police Kennedy two through the window. Oh, the master of the... What do you think, Edgar? The master of the callback, this guy. Persis Kempath think Doug gets that one I think I know what it is But I'm either going to completely flame out Or win the game

So I'm going to gamble I'm going to say negative one Fuck Now we go to Sarah The thinker, Silverman. I have an idea, although I think I might be... It might be... I'm going to...

If I'm right, I'll be bummed, but I'm going to say name it. All right. This is my crazy idea. I might be wrong. Okay. Is it Dead Poets Society with Robin Williams? Yes. Edgar Wright is our winner, everybody. Nicely done, Edgar.

It was a pleasure. It was a pleasure playing with you. That was great. Doesn't he have to name the two negative names to get it right? Or negative one? It was negative one. and he said it. Oh, yeah, Robin Williams. He got so excited.

Yeah, if it was more than one, that'd be tough. Who would you go for second build on that? Who's the lead? It's not Ethan Hawke, is it? It's the other. Is it Robert Sean Leonard? That's right. What was that nerd voice you were doing?

I like saying three names. No, I don't. Was it Robert Sean Leonard? That's right. What was that nerd voice you were doing? I like saying three names. It was Robert Sean Leonard. And then Ethan Hawke again. The dreaded Ethan Hawke. What's the 11th name? Oh, that's the guy who played the mailman. And he was

played by Laura Flynn Boyle. She was in that? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, what are you going to do? So our winner is Jordan. Congratulations, Jordan. Do you want this back? That's a nice item you brought there, Junior Tech.

There's all your stuff. And did you write anything on here, Calla? Okay, so we need you to come over and fill this out for who your shithead's going to be. I need to remind listeners that two audience members that lose at the Leonard Maltin game, they're not losers. They get to name who I'm going to call a shithead at the end of the show. I've been getting messages from people lately going, why you got a problem with so-and-so?

And I'm like, oh, I guess they're losing the premise of the show. I've been getting messages from people lately going, why you got a problem with so-and-so? And I'm like, oh, I guess they're losing the premise of the shithead thing. And they think I'm just calling these people shitheads at the end of the show. Alright, so just write down whoever you want me to call a shithead. And better luck next time. Do you want your frisbee back? Alright, she's going to take her frisbee back,

Sarah. Is that alright? Yes. No, I actually didn't touch it. This is the longest shithead name I've ever seen. Oh, okay. No, I didn't. Wow, that is a really good one. She really wanted the heart, so I think you should rub your arsehole on that frisbee.

Oh my god. Yeah, put the frisbee down your pants. Not enough Purell in the world for that frisbee. That frisbee has been Frisbeed. What is a Frisbee with? Your hands, your hands, your hands. Stranger's hands. The ground.

The sidewalk. The street. A dog's mouth. You've never had a stranger's hand in there? No, I haven't. You had a dog's mouth? Not your dog. I know, that would be gross.

Any plugs you'd like to get in, Brian, before we wrap this up? Ah, shit. What do you got coming up? I'm going to be at your stupid show in a couple of weeks. December 20th, sold out already, but I'm going to be at your stupid show in a couple of weeks. December 20th. Sold out already, but Brian's going to be here.

Yeah, and I'm on Bang Bang next week, too. Oh, here. So if you're in L.A., come to Comedy Bang Bang. Oh, the big show on the 13th at the Ricardo Montalban Theater. Oh, yeah, me too. That's not true. Yes, it is. Really?

Yeah, there's a place in Hollywood on Vine called the Ricardo Montalban Theater. And I made a Star Trek 2 joke No, of course you would What was the joke? It's on the corner of Rath and Con Vine! No, I actually made a joke about the wrong person I said something about you look marvelous

And that was that other guy Right, Remember that? That was fun. That's not a Star Trek II joke. No, but it's that other actor who was kind of famous for being a swarthy... No, I know, but you said you made a Star Trek II joke. I tried to. Fernando Lamas.

Fernando Lamas. Really? You tried? You do look marvelous, by the way. I'm saying it went all wrong it went all sideways yeah it was like a heist movie

it did not work out according to plan well you know every other wouldn't that be great if we made it every other Star Trek joke doesn't work

so but how hilarious would that be a heist movie where there's never nothing ever goes wrong it's all clockwork everything works out perfectly

I mean that's sort of what the Ocean's movies are like, but they have little problems along the way. Sarah? What's coming up for you? Same as Bri here. You'll be at the Ricardo Montalvan theater with the seats with the

Cordobian leather. Yeah, and that's on the 13th of December in Los Angeles. Tickets still available. Lots of... Lots of great acts. I just suddenly felt the pot we smoked

like an hour ago. Just hit me. Did you see your nap? That's perfect timing. Just for a second. I'm back. Because you're done. All right, Edgar.

New Beverly. If it's Friday today, right? This is when it drops? This will come out Friday, yeah. So then it starts tonight and the first one is

a double bill of The Girl Can't Help It and Get Crazy and Joe Dante and Alan Arkish are both presenting with me which will be great. And then throughout the rest of the scene, you're coming.

Leonard Maltin's coming. Peter Bogdanovich is coming. Greg Mottola, Kevin Smith, Richard Kelly. Lots of great guests. It's going to be really fun. It's a veritable who's that. Oh my Lord.

Oh my Lord. Did I tell you you were done? How dare you? You wrote Tintin. How dare you? How dare you? And he also co-wrote Tintin, which I saw with the fucking glasses. I went through it for Edgar.

It's good 3D, right? And it's good 3D, yeah. It's really, it's good. You know, I still think it's perfectly entertaining if you don't watch it in 3D, but it's a fun movie. I enjoyed it. And someone wrote to me on Twitter. Someone wrote to me on Twitter and said, is Tin Tin a win-win?

And I said, yes, it is. Because I don't know how to play along. 9th through 16th at the new Beverly Theater, and then I'm going to be out of town for a few of those dates. I'm going to be at the Fort Lauderdale Improv on Monday, December 12th. The West Palmale Improv on Monday, December 12th, the West Palm Beach Improv on Tuesday, December 13th,

Irvine Improv December 26th, and I'll be at the San Francisco Punchline December 27th and 28th. Thanks again. Let's hear it for all my guests tonight. Brian Corsette, Sarah Silverman, and Edgar Wright. Edgar Wright. And as always, and as always determined by audience members and not me, that one shithead is a

shithead. Yeah, that was an abstract one. I didn't think it would go over, Tony. Not to name names. And whoever really murdered Natalie Wood is a shit. And pretend you're done so watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, it's you in palace, make some cockie.

There's no room in his heart for you. Cause Doug loves movies.