Doug Loves Movies - Sarah Silverman, Chris Hardwick, Marc Maron, and 9 More Compete

Episode Date: December 20, 2011

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Doug hates candy wrappers screaming babies sticky seats with 50 as in popcorn kernels in his teeth there's still not one that he won't see. Cause Doug loves movies. So just call on me, brother. When you need a hand. We all need some Doug to love movies. I just might have a movie that you'll understand. We all need some Doug to love

movies. Movies. When you need a movie. Oh baby, just movies. When you need movies. You watch them with your eyes. Movies. Get your way off. Movies. We all need some Doug to love.

Movies. Movies. We put our mics on. Hey, everybody. Hey everybody My name is Doug and I love movies This is Doug Loves Movies 12 guests of Christmas extravaganza AKA under rehearsed Akanja, a.k.a. under-rehearsed. Coming to you from the jolly Upright Citizens Brigade Theater in Los Angeles

on Tuesday, December 20th, 2 Oceans 11, that was Chris Hardwick, Ricky Lindholm, and Kate McHughie. Yeah. Performing the Doug Loves Movies theme song. Mike Furman of Hard and Firm couldn't be here tonight, so shout out to him. It has something to do with having a baby or something. I tried to get the same 12 guests as last year,

but since some couldn't make it, I replaced them with equally awesome peeps. Yeah, that's right. I replaced them with Easter candy. Before we bring out the amazing 12 guests of Christmas, there were approximately two dozen entries in the Santa Size Me

contest that I did online on YouTube. Thanks to all who participated. There are no losers, only submissions that weren't good enough. I was looking for something that had fun with the whole

trailer pacing of a trailer and the way trailers work and just having fun with the notion of trailers. And there really were some good ones and some really weird ones. There was one where there was just a young man falling into a pool wearing a Santa hat. He fell into it in slow motion and then it just said,

Santa-cised me. So I don't know what that was about. and he fell into it in slow motion and then it just said Santa size me so I don't know what that was about I don't know what country that was from there was a couple of animated ones and lots of ones that mentioned state of Denver and other other catchphrases from the show but my choice for the winner is the one that managed to figure out how to turn santa size me into a parody of the girl with the dragon tattoo yeah it was a it was a parody of the girl with the dragon tattoo trailer that amazing trailer that was very cut together very quickly uh they did a version of the Santa Size Me trailer that was quite similar, and it was submitted by Thomas L816.

So that person needs to contact me. Because they're the winner, yay! Yeah, let's hear it for Thomas L816. So contact me on Twitter or specialthing.com or douglasmovies.com, and we'll work out so that that person gets a future appearance on the show. Now it's time for Watch That, Watch This. Now it's time for Not That, Watch This.

The number one movie in the country is Sherlock Holmes, A Game of Books. A Book of shadowy games? And all I can say about that movie, I saw it, and it is exactly as good as the first Sherlock Holmes. So just say to yourself, did I like the first Sherlock Holmes? Oh, I did.

Then I should go, according to Doug. Did I not like the first Sherlock Holmes? I did not. Then Doug says I should not go. Because it's exactly as good. The number two movie is Alvin and the Chipmunks, Chip Witch.

Which I look forward to ignoring on a plane in three months. So watch Sherlock Holmes, not Alvin and the Chugamunks. This has been Watch This, Not That. Thank you. Respect. This is not the final Douglas Movies taping in L.A. this year.

If you're kicking around California between Christmas and New Year's with some time on your hands and you want a road trip out to Burbank, please come. you're kicking around California between Christmas and New Year's with some time on your hands and you want a road trip out to Burbank, please come to the Doug Loves Movies taping at Flappers in Burbank. There will be alcohol served and they have some

nice food items there as well. It's Thursday, December 29th at 10pm. Next year you could see road editions of Doug Loves Mov movies at Palace Station in Las Vegas on January 8th at 8.30 p.m. and I've got big plans for fans

of the show in Sacramento the weekend of January 14th through the 16th you can celebrate Martin Luther King weekend by seeing me do a stand-up show on January 14th, a Benson Interruption taping January 15th, and a Douglas Movies taping on January 16th,

all at 4.20 in the afternoon in Sacramento, California. And there's a special price to come to all three, so go online and figure that out. And I should also mention that I'll be hosting the Film Awards at the South by Southwest Music and Film and Interactive Festival in March.

So I'm excited about that. Shall we meet our 12 guests and play a game? It's a prize box this week. I brought a box because there's going to be so much shit in it. It's going to be a box full of shit that someone's going to win. And so far I've put into this box Woot Monkeys.

Yeah. Well, just the person who wins will just win one. In the meantime, that guy right there got one. He tore it out of somebody else's hand. This is like a baseball going into the stands. It's like a life or death situation. I also brought Doug Benson Professional Humoridian CD, a copy of Weezer's Hurley, signed by all four members of Weezer,

two Weezer t-shirts, two Weezer posters, WeezerCruise.com And then every single guest tonight is going to be contributing something to the box. And these are 12 friends of mine. I picked their names out of a hat to determine what order they

would come out of here tonight. Come out of here? The guests are going to pop out of my vagina. So please welcome our first of 12 competitors tonight. Please welcome Allison Hayslip, everybody. Oh, shit.

Hi. So have a seat. Grab one of those microphones right there. You got your hands full. Got some things going on. What's up? Say hi to Allison, everybody. This is her first time.

Hi, Allison. First time on Douglas Movies at all. It is. But you might know her from her frequent co-hosting on Attack of the Show on G4. Yes. And. You. Yeah, we were on it together.

And the behind the scenes lady at The Voice. Behind the scenes lady. That was my official title. That's what you were called, right? I was in his behind the scenes lady. You were the BSL on that show. Yeah, I was. The BSL bitches.

And you'd stand backstage and interview Nakia and... You know their names. And Framps. Framps. You watch the show. What's her name? Dia. Dia Framps.

I've run into her twice now in person, and both times she could not have seemed unhappier. I will be honest, that's just kind of Dia. Yeah, she's just like suicidal, right? You always think that she's miserable. She's always down in the dumps. She's always about to sing a sad song. With those huge eyes.

Yeah, just big sad eyes. Good for her. So, what did you bring to give away here, Allison? I brought Lord of the Rings War in the North video game. It's pretty fantastic. And it's like some sort of collector's edition with awesome bow and arrows and a leather book. Yeah, a video game that comes with weapons

in case you want to step outside. It's super cool. And I brought a bonus prize. What? I found a scratch-off sticker to the Arclight in my purse so you could win a free drink or something. I don't know. Yeah, I've got... Or you get like a C drink or something. I don't know.

Yeah, I've got... Or you get like a C. I think you get to spell out Arclight and you win Arclight. I'm not sure. Yeah, this is only half of the game that you brought. Seriously? Do I need the other half? No, no, you don't need it. It's probably still in my purse. Whoever wins that, I'll find the other half for you. This is to spell the Arclight part, so this part's probably not

going to win you anything. If someone needs an L, you never know. Yeah, it might come in handy. I'll find the other half. The other half is you scratch it off and you get a popcorn or a handjob or something. From Denise, and her favorite movie is Swingers. I always have to lean in because the Arclight employees, they have a badge

and their favorite movie is on their badge, which is kind of a cool idea, but also that's a lot of pressure to pick one movie. I know. You see someone up there who has like clerks

and you're like, really? That's your favorite? Yeah, come on. Didn't you see an important movie? Ever in your life? Grapes of Wrath? Schindler's List.

Animal House. Something, yeah. All right. Thank you for coming, Allison, and good luck tonight playing for the first time. Do I stay here? Yeah, wherever you want to.

You sit wherever you want. Yeah, if you like that scene, I'd say stick with it. You might have to share your microphone with the next guest. I don't share. Please welcome everybody.

Please welcome Brie Larson to the proceedings. Hi, Brie. Oh, you're enjoying your cookie. Good for you. She stole it from Chris Hardwick backstage. Yeah, just sit over there somewhere. Grab that microphone. Talk into it.

Say hi to everybody. I hope I chose a good seat. I think you might have I think that's a lucky one you got back there I feel good about it Brie you might know from one of my favorite

motion pictures of all time Sky Pilgrim vs. the World if I worked at the Arclight that might possibly be on my badge oh really that's your favorite movie it's a pretty damn good movie.

It's such a good movie. It's so rewatchable. I never get tired of it. It's kind of sad. I just want to watch it all the time. I don't need to see new movies. I've got Scott Pilgrim. And in the outtakes,

you have an awesome fall-down scene that you... That's not a scene, Doug. Well, you know, an outtake and in the outtakes you have an awesome like fall down scene that like that you that's not a scene Doug well you know an outtake where you fall where you just fall down

while you're being an awesome rock star you just suddenly fall on your ass and well and you have a good sense of humor

about it though right well they had to Vaseline my shoes onto my feet so there was Vaseline everywhere that makes for some hard walking when they Vaseline when they Vaseline my shoes onto my feet. So there was Vaseline everywhere. That's for some hard walking

when they Vaseline the runway. That's the worst modeling show ever. Or the best. Yeah, exactly. So I imagine, well, I could just be clumsy, but I'm going to blame it on the Vaseline. Okay.

That's an awesome song by one of those, by Bush or Stone Temple Pilots. Blame it on the Vaseline. What did you bring for a prize? That half-eaten cookie that you have? It could have been the cookie, but I got hungry. I was waiting for someone.

Oh, it's in your sock. That's a sexy prize. I didn't understand this whole thing, so I just kissed a Splenda packet, and then also... That's enough. You don't need it also if you kissed a Splenda packet. Every dude in the audience is down with that.

Everything you need to clone me. I think that's better than my half arc light scratch. I think it's shaping up to be a good prize box. I think it's going to be the perfect box to jerk off into. Especially if Sarah puts whatever she's bringing up, if she touches it to her asshole,

because she's known to do that. Let's bring out another good friend of mine. You know her from Comedy Bang Bang. Scott Aukerman is here. Hot dog in the house. Hot dog in the house. Hot dog. Hello.

Hey, buddy. What'd you bring for the prize box? Hey, I expect you to talk to me as long and as often as these two fine ladies. That was the first thing I asked them. No, it was not. You said you may know this person. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're right. I could watch that over and over like a dumb stoner. Alright, I got this. I got this. I got this. Shark Tale is one of the greatest animated films of all time. Shut up! It's because I wrote Shark Tale! You can suck it!

I can't stop watching Shark Tale. I have an aquarium in my house with a video behind it that runs 24-7. No, it looks great. It looks like it's actually happening in my house with a video behind it that's... It seems like it's debating the purpose a little bit. No, it looks great. It looks like it's actually happening in my aquarium. That's what we were aiming for, I think.

What'd you bring to give away? Well, dog! I like how you're stretching out your part of the show. You have to these days. In this economy? I brought... I brought... These are available at Earwolf.com Earwolf

poster, limited edition. Some of you have it. Signed by me and Jeff Ulrich. Who cares? But signed by me. So here you go. And Oh, lucky fan.

Got to touch it. And, and I kissed, uh, Bree's Splenda packet as well. So

that sounds like you know what it sounds like. Really? How far did you get last night? Second base, Second base? Third base? Kissed your splint a packet. Must we denigrate women like that, Doug, so early in the show?

Come on now. Not when we're about to introduce a great lady like Ricky Lindholm is here. Garfunkel of Garfunkel and Oates. Hi, everybody. Hi, Doug. Hi, Doug. Hi. You did a movie with some child star. I did?

Yeah. What? You shot it in Cleveland. Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Victoria Justice. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

When's that come out? I was thinking child star. She's like 18, so I didn't put it together. When's that come out? I think next Halloween. And what's it called? Hard Candy? Fun although i have to say about scott pilgrim also might be one of my favorite movies oh jesus so i kate and i uh we there was like a wishing well and we put pennies into it and kate wished for like i don't know like the health of her

family and i wished for a sequel to scott pilgrim that was also a musical. She was like, you did? And I was like, yeah, totally. It should just be a musical. Can I back that wish? Yeah. Singing while fighting?

That'd be amazing. Yeah. Sounds amazing. All right. Well, we'll petition Edgar to do that. Okay.

And what do you have in the... I have a bunch of Garfunkel and Oates stuff including some t-shirts that say, I love your Garfunkel and Oates t-shirt.

Yeah, why let people think of what they want to say when they walk up to you? Just give it to them. Exactly. Right there on your shirt. And there's CDs and stuff like that. Nice. Very good.

And I'm excited to say that I play Santa in their latest couch video. Yes, you did. But you were smoking fake pot in the video. Oh, yeah, yeah. That was not real. That was Pineapple Express that I was smoking. Yes, yes.

All right, thank you, Ricky. Please welcome to the stage, what the fuck, Mark Maron is here. Thank you. Sit wherever you want and grab one of these microphones. There's a strategy to this. Uh-oh. Mark's going to do some strategic sitting now. Another great way to stretch out his time.

He doesn't want to be by Scott. Come here, Mark. Talk into a microphone if it's worthwhile. I don't want to do that, Doug. I'm looking for my microphone. There you go. All right. Yeah, we only have three of them.

Everyone has to share. Okay, I get it. I get it. All right, I'm good. I'm good. This is a very important night for me. Your lady's here. No, I know good. This is a very important night for me. Your lady's here. No, I know that.

You have to do well in front of her. Oh, fuck you, man. This is what Doug says to me backstage. He's like, the only reason I asked you to come is because I know your girlfriend likes this show and would enjoy the show. And it doesn't really matter if you lose first, right? Because either way, she gets to

watch the show. That's why I expected you to say yes. That's not the only reason why I asked you. You're misunderstanding. If I lose quickly, for days, she's going to be like, you know, you should have, and I can't live with that. And I want to bring it to your attention that the gift I brought

here is not only a signed CD but if you open it up there's a there's a little holiday dollar in there. I put a dollar. That's a Merry Christmas. That's like if you're four and your grandma gave you the CD. I put a dollar in there.

The language is a little strong, so I put a dollar in there. Thank you, Mark. Please welcome to the stage the greatest Len Malton game player of all time, Sam Levine. Boo! Boo! First Len Malton game player of all time, Sam Levine. Boo!

Boo! Boo! Come on, everyone. Boo. Yeah, there we go. Find a microphone, Sam. Sit next to Scott. Hey, what's going on, guys?

Oh, come on. He sits next to Brie. You son of a bitch. Brie Larson and I worked together 10 years ago when she was 12 years old. Oh, that's so nice. How about that? How about that? On a film or?

On a television program. Television program. Sam, there's nothing that you do that is not strategy. What? I sat down because there's an open chair and a pretty young lady. Come on. You are an evil mastermind. No. I'll sit anywhere you want me to, Scott.

You son of a bitch. Really? Yeah. Oh. Anywhere you want. You're fine. All right. Very well.

So Sam brought copies of two of the best movies I could think of. The Crush. The Crush starring Alicia Silverstone. It's a good one. It's a very good movie. What's going on down there? He just did some real evil strategy. He put a broken chair that he was sitting on next to him.

And you don't know who's going to sit in it. Scott Aukerman. Yeah, what if hardwick hurts himself how will you feel then yeah exactly and uh sam also brought a copy of man of the year that's a great movie uh laura linney goes to an insane asylum in the movie she gets committed so if you've ever wanted to see that in a feature. No. What the hell's happening? Nothing. Nothing's happening.

Nothing's happening. Yes. When's it going to be my time to shine? Oh, you're next. You're next. This next guest brought something to give away to the audience, but it's in her butthole Sarah Silverman is here

Would you bring to give away Sarah Silverman? Oh I should sign it but it's These I You know if give away, Sarah Silverman? Oh, I should sign it, but it's... These, I... You know, if you watch the Sarah Silverman program, I wore these in, like, every episode for a couple seasons. No, let me smell them. They've kept up really well.

I mean, this must be, like, a second pair of... It's a pair of panties, right? Oh, they're shoes. Oh, yeah, we should say they're shoes. Right, I'm sorry. I've got some sicko that wants to sniff her panties. I? Oh, they're shoes. Oh, yeah, we should say they're shoes. Right, I'm sorry. I've got some sicko that wants to sniff her panties. I have terrible eyesight. I want to get my fucking business up in her shoes.

That's where the real action is at. I love Sam when he has sex with a woman. He's like, can I lick your shoes? All right, so we have some shoes for Muse. That's right. Oh, wait, let me... Oh, you want to sign them? All right.

Do you have a Sharpay? I'll do it on the inside. Oh, no. Does it have to be that? I got one. I have a pen. I'll hook you up with a Sharpie. Here you go.

Sign it with that. Okay. Sign your shoes. Aukerman just forfeited. Or he went to get a beer or something. Oh, he's out? The rules are very clear. If you vacate the stage... If you leave something. Oh, he's out? The rules are very clear.

If you vacate the stage... If you leave the octagon, you are out. All right, let's get somebody else out here. I'm thrilled that he actually showed up because not showing up is like a pastime for him. It's like a hobby. And he's here tonight, and he was here a few weeks ago, so it's very exciting. Please welcome Brian Posehn!

Brian! Sit wherever you want. That's a good spot. Say hi to everybody. It's for Sam. I don't want him to have to look at my... Yeah, it's nice of you to pull your pants up before presenting Sam with that butt crack.

Even as high as the chair that I'm in is, I still can't see anything other than the back of Poseidon's head. Do you sit in front of me at every movie I go to? Is that you? Yeah. Yeah, stadium seating doesn't work out when you're behind Brian Poseidon.

See, it goes protocol. That's what that thing's called, right? Good. Ghost Protocol? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you got it right. Good. I'm excited to see that.

You're excited to see that? Yeah. Yeah, it looks good. I saw the Dark Knight Rises, and then I got up and left. I was not in the mood to sit through Ghost Protocol after seeing Dark Knight Rises. and then I got up and left. I was not in the mood to sit through Ghost Protocol after seeing Dark Knight Rises. No, they show the first six minutes at some of the

IMAX screenings of Ghost Protocol. And it's pretty awesome. And I think Bane is hard to understand. I think Bane is hard to understand on purpose. These people are like, oh, the sound mix needs to be changed. Oh, you really think they didn't take a look at the sound mix before Warner Brothers stuck a fucking six-minute scene

in front of Sherlock Holmes, treasurer of houses? There's nothing like being angry and then finishing it up with complete false information. Brian Procene brought a copy of his comic that he wrote a few years ago called Last Christmas. Yeah, Santa fighting zombies. I think it's a tie between that and the sweetener with the lipstick stain on it for best prize so far. But, you know, there's still more people to come. Do you have anything else you want to say, Brian, before

I bring somebody else out? I thought you might. I saw fucking Chipwrecked. Yeah. And next time I see David Cross, I'm going to punch him in the face so fucking hard. Wait, the last time you saw him, you punched him in the face, didn't you?

That was for the squeak wool. Chipwreck makes the fucking squeak wool look like Godfather 2. I'm gonna punch him so hard, I'm gonna have to go to the hospital. Not him. I'm gonna have to go to the hospital not him i'm gonna have to go to the hospital from punching you're gonna have a hood in hand i get it all right please welcome to the stage you

heard him at the beginning singing that awesome new version of the theme song chris hardwick Hey, where do you want to sit? Any place you want. Are you a bike messenger in a Dickens story? Some asshole bought the last set piece hat from the movie Singles. When Mark walked out there, I was like,

are you a citizen dick? Hello, dog. It's great to be here, it is. All the chimneys for miles are as clean as day. Sorry, I just didn't want to leave my stuff back so that's a good one Chris thank you I like how you scrambled for the mic to shit on me great I have like there was a look of real panic in your eye my god I got one you can't lessen the severity of my... No, no, I love it. To be honest, we were all reaching for the mic. I just didn't.

My hair is fucked up. So Chris brought a copy of... What's this called? Well, this is Italian Vogue, and it's got Iggy Pop on the cover, and then just by sheer coincidence, I ran into Iggy between the bookstore and the door to UCB.

Oh, and you had him sign it. He signed it. What did he write? It says, Buongiorno, sono Iggy. Mi piace vestiti scintillanti. Which means, good day, I am Iggy.

I like shiny clothes. And there he is. He looks like a vampire from the movie Underworld in a shiny... Yeah, or he's wearing... Isn't that like Leeloo's outfit in Fifth Element? Yes.

Yeah. I can't believe I pulled her name out of nowhere. Oh, good old Leeloo. Three more amazing guests, you guys. This is crazy. Please welcome to the stage Jimmy Pardo. Pardo! Pardo!

Pardo! I like the idea of the short guys all being in the back. I think it's a funny visual and I don't usually play up the short angle. I like it though. Let's do it. Three names.

I'm ready to play the game. Let's do it. Let's talk about what you brought. Oh, I'm sorry. play the game. Let's do it. Let's talk about what you brought. Oh, I'm sorry. Go right ahead. You brought a Never Not Funny Jimmy Pardo podcast. They call that a book bag. Book bag.

Or you could... Tote bag. Tote bag. Tote bag. You could put groceries in it. It's your call. That's an all-purpose bag. Yeah.

You want to put the trinkets in there? Souvenirs of your day? Whatever you want in that bag. It's your call. And it's signed by Jimmy Pardo. And Matt Belknap got on here, too. Yeah. When you weren't looking, he signed that?

I wasn't happy with it, but yeah. That's unfair. I told Matt, sign this. And he went, really? Oh, come on. Sign it. It'll give somebody a charge. This chair does not have a leg

thing, and did you, what? Is that why you switch it, you cocksucker? That doesn't have one either, so I'm dangling like I'm Lily Tomlin. It's awful, look at Greg, I'm a little tiny guy. For most people, the leg thing is called the floor.

Okay, nerd. I'm a little tiny guy For most people the leg thing is called the floor Okay nerd Hey wait a minute that hurts Yeah I'm not Marin Hardwick You can't play that game with me What's up Oh sorry I was ready to move on but Oh He's checking out he won't do it Please welcome... Oh, sorry. Sorry, Sam. I was ready to move on, but we got to...

Oh. Oh, he's checking out. He won't do it. There he is. Left a buffer. Yeah, Brian, why don't you move to the back row while we're at it? I'm just saying. You want me to?

Might as well sit back there. Now they're asking me to come to the front row. Well, you don't have to. These aren't the hugest people coming out. Yeah, very little. Yeah, yeah, this is perfect. But the visual of me next to Brian, it's pretty hilarious.

Am I right? Please welcome the gigantic Kate McHugh. Kate McHugh. Just go sit over there somewhere. Is this your prize right here? Is this what you're giving away? A half-eaten thing? It's Ricky's.

I found it in her purse. Oh, okay. Because Ricky already brought it. We had a joint gift and I didn't have anything to bring. So that was in Ricky's. Do you want any more before I give it away? No, it's okay. Okay.

Great. All right. So somebody's going to get the rest of a sweet square. You got to stick a dollar in that. Kate's kind of drunk and it's funny because she never. You're kind of drunk? Just a little. Wow, that is not like you. They have the water to balance it out.

Okay, go sit over there and drink some of your water. You have to drink the water to help it balance it out. You hydrate while I bring out the final of the 12 guests. I was drunk during the Tournament of Championships. Did it help? I don't really remember. Yeah, you won. Not with the public.

It begins. It begins. Begins. It's like a bunch of people just fighting to grab one of the three microphones. Oh, I gotta burn. Give me that microphone. Alright, no

Doug Loves Movies anything would be complete without this gentleman. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Graham Elwood. Oh no, he's coming in the back way. He's got some holiday whistling for our enjoyment. A day or two ago, I thought I'd take a ride No, no, no, that's it, that's it I was joking, sit the fuck down I'm sitting

I'm sitting What's up, citizens? Why is there a weird tall chair in the front row, Brian? Brian, are you in a regular chair? Grant, let me get you that other chair. No, I think this chair is the most appropriate chair that's ever been put on a stage of any sort of theater in the history of mankind. Wow. Wow I spent my entire childhood

trying to whistle like that So did I You figured it out though It's easy You just put your lips together and suck my cock All right, I'm going to try to get a picture of all you guys. I've got to get way back here. Yeah, sorry about that.

Hold on a second, Doug. Fuck you, Scott. No, I can take a picture while you do that. I don't know if any of you here we go you all are so white it looks like I don't think people are gonna be able to recognize your faces talk you to the microphone Sam you're gonna you're gonna want to go landscape on that it's not gonna post well not gonna look good all right that's close

enough it'll be good it'll be good when I post it on Twitter because people like have to listen to see who you guys are because it's such a terrible picture guys are because it's such a terrible picture oh nice try all right shall we play a game yes the order will not reverse what yeah single single Guess wrong, you're out. That's right. Challenge someone. Challenge someone and lose. You're also out.

Yeah. And you have to leave, right? Yeah. The winner will get the third alternate. Yeah, you can stay and watch. The winner will get the third alternate slot in the next tournament of championships, which will be beginning here at UCB on January 3rd. Only the

second place finishers audience member will get to name a shithead. Yeah. And there's no choosing of categories. I'm just going to tell you a category and we'll go from there. Yeah. This is going to be an exciting game. And each of you,

please, let's see your name tags, everybody. Get them out, guys. Yeah, we're not kidding around here with the name tags. Nice. Steve, lighten up. Christmas story. Wow. Do you guys not have jobs?

Sean has a light bright and Daryl has a glow dome. Wow. That's pretty impressive. Sketchers, I have that same shoe on. Outstanding, friend. Never going to pick you. Oh, wait, you got the Donkey Kong shirt from the CD that I'm putting in the box. Look at this now.

There you go. Bam. Oh, shit. There's your CD. You have a Donkey Kong shirt and my shoe. What a fucking creep. Any of the girls are eight and a half shoe? Do we have any eight and a half shoes?

Should we go, should we pick? That's who Sarah wants to play for. Somebody has an eight and a half shoe. Doug, are we picking? Yeah, go ahead. Everybody go select who you want to play for and take the name tag from them and then bring it back to your seat.

Someone could help Kate out and do it for her if she's too drunk. This is like a junior high school dance all of a sudden. Wandering around looking to see who they want to pair up with. When it's on someone's phone it's just so, they're being so vulnerable.

This is her life I have in my hand. I know, let's make some calls. You didn't even write his name on the shoe. I just grabbed a shoe. I have a moving name tag. How do I turn it off, Daryl? Mark Maron has a moving name tag. This is the first night of Hanukkah.

I guess I should acknowledge that. You are the greatest. Alright, has everybody got something? Alright, everybody's got one. Let's go through and talk to everybody about who they're playing for. Sarah, whose phone do you have? Kylie's. Kylie's phone.

Sarah's playing for Kylie. She's got her phone. Pass the mic to Mark. Let's see what he's playing for. Daryl? I'm playing for Daryl and the globe. The glow dome. He's got this weird glow dome thing.

It's got menorah and a prison street. It's very festive. Alright, let's see what Brie Larson's got over there. Oh, I've got two microphones. Keep it up. What is that? I'm so in awe of this. I guess this is for Hillary, but mostly it's for Macaulay Culkin, I think. It's from Home Alone. It's all the picturesulay Culkin, I think. It's from Home Alone.

It's all the pictures of the cast members from Home Alone. It's all Home Alone characters. You really get to just look into a window into his life, really. Get that light. Get that light. All right, let's go to Sam Levine. There's chocolates in it. I picked the absolute crappiest name tag in the room.

It's on a little piece of poster board. It's clearly been rolled up all night. Well, that's Julio. You know him from when you were playing with him down at the schoolyard. That's true. It's true. I forgot about that.

I forgot about that. But my favorite part is he phonetically wrote out Julio under his name. In case you didn't know. In case I was going to call him Julio, I guess. You'd call him that. You're that kind of punk. I'm going to call him Julio now.

Brian Posehn, who are you playing for? You know you can actually buy the Home Alone house? For like a million dollars. So we couldn't actually buy it. But the wet bandits fucked it up. I'm playing for Matt. Matt has a Batman Pez dispenser. Nice, Matt.

Way to go, Matt. Of course I had to go for that. Ackerman? I'm playing for Kimberly Sandoval, who taped all four of her last Comic-Con badges together, and that really spoke to me. Because I have been going since 1983! 1983!

No, I went once in 1983 and then didn't go back until 1998 but I've been going since then nice 78 for me Graham I picked a young man with the name of George

that I actually had to write on his shoe he just held up his shoe and I wrote George on his shoe, very similar to mine. Slightly different color. Mine's probably a little better. But that's who I'm playing for. I'm a little bit better guy. It's a very similar shoe. Jimmy Pardo,

who are you playing for? I'm playing for this young man right here. Raise your hand, young fella. This young man I've met no less than five times over the last two weeks and I still had to go, who are you? I'm not good with names I'm playing for TJ McMillan I don't know who this is

He tells me we've met I'm playing for TJ McMillan He's got a license plate He's got a Jeep, 86 I think That Matt Brody pulled out of a shark. All right. Kate McEuchie, who are you playing for?

I love this name tag so much. Instead of a Christmas story, there's a lamp. You know, it's the leg lamp, but it's a Christmas Tori. Good job, Tori. Nicely done. I love it. Well, I hope you win. I almost broke it, but then I didn't.

All right. Well, Tori, you got a good chance here because Kate's a good player. The other half of the Garfunkel and Oates is right next to her, Ricky Lindholm, and you have a light bright. Well, I'm playing for Sean, who not only did his name in light brights, but is also wearing an I Love Heart Garfunkel and Oates T-shirt. Yeah. That's Sean Sacame, Snap the Jab. Yeah. That's Sean Sacamay, Snap the Jab.

Yeah. He's been a guest on the show before, and he brought a great name tag. Hey, Willie, I'm playing for Alf. Fonzo. Well done. His name's Alfonzo. That's his whole name is Alfonzo. Nice.

He rolled his shithead on the back, but we don't need to reveal that right now. Oh, okay. All right. Yeah. So his name is Alfonso. Nice. He wrote his shithead on the back, but we don't need to reveal that right now. Oh, okay. All right. Yeah, so his name is Alfonso, so he has a picture of everybody's cat-eating alien favorite, Alf. And he wrote Onzo after Alf, so Alfonso, it's good to me. Alfonso.

And Allison Haisley. I feel like a whole other game would be to pick who each person whose name tag each person here will pick that's another betting round that could be possible that sounds like an amazing thing for a podcast

I would probably guess that Chris would go Alf I would guess that Chris would go Alf I might also guess that Ricky would go Light Bright. You know, it's interesting. It is. Did you smoke pot backstage? No, I didn't.

Allison, who are you playing for? Well, I stuck with the Arclight theme that I started. So I have the actual Arclight badge And it's Scott And his favorite movie Is Wet Hot American Summer Nicely chosen And the fucking

Arclight badges Are flashlights too My mind is blown This is awesome This is what I'm gonna do I'm gonna blind you With Arclight Well it's working

You don't You don't get to keep it Doug does she know She can't keep it Can I keep the badge Doug? I think, yes. That's cool, right, Scott? Scott, you're fucking fired after this.

She really wants it. She really wants it. Oh, my gosh. Do I just get to go to the Arklay for free? Yeah, I'm totally Scott. What are you talking about? Whoa, check out Scott's sweet tits. No problem, bro.

Pretty sweet. So you know, get here. Last year, Sarah Silverman was the first eliminated in a tragic, tragic moment that she doesn't even remember. She's blacked it out. She likes to move on from such things. Keep this fight off the stage.

So I'm going to go. We're going to start with you. Yeah. And then we'll go to Mark, and we'll go around this way, and we're not going to ever change the order. Eight names. We're going to keep going in the same order And then we'll go to Mark and we'll go around this way and we're not going to ever change the order. Eight names. We're going to keep going in the same order.

Whatever it is. It's too confusing. You don't get to pick a category this time. I just lay one on you and we go from there. Your category, Sarah Silverman, is Obama, which is movies with a black president. There are at least five of them that have been made.

This one is from 1997. Leonard Maltin gives it three stars. It's about right. He calls it wildly imaginative, and he says it was conceived by the director when he was a teenager. So some director thought of this in his teens

and then did it as an adult. In 1997. And he lists nine names. Wait. Ten names. He lists ten names. How many names do you think you can get it in, Sarah Silverman? Seven names.

Good opening bid. Mark Maron? Six. Nice follow-up bid. Brie Larson? How do I play? You could bid less names. You could go like five names. I feel like I'm in between sharks here. Or you could say name that movie to Mark

if you don't think he can get it in six names. Don't ask Sam Levine what he would do. Sam Levine would plot for weeks about what he would do. Oh, I definitely can't name it. Well, that's not the right attitude. Yeah, make Mark name it well that's not the right attitude then they make mark name it good he's gonna be the first one out Jessica six names you get right yeah I think I think all right here's the clues again it's as a black president in a three stars 1997ly imaginative.

And was conceived by the director when he was a teenager. I think I know the movie. I just don't know the name. Well, here's your six... Here's your six names. We'll see what happens. John Neville. Lee Evans.

Tommy Tiny Lister Jr. That gave it away for a lot of people. Brian James. Luke Perry. The black Luke Perry. Does it have a question mark after Luke Perry? It does. It does.

I didn't know that was his official stage name, but it's Luke Perry? And then Chris Tucker Chris Tucker is your sixth name Is it the third element? It's close, right? It is close But not right

Is that a movie? I can't believe someone would know the answer Kind of And then miss it by some elements. Oh, wait. And it was already... It already came up once, right? Yeah, I know.

I know the movie's got the weird blue lady in it. It's love. Well, thank you for coming, Mark. And I'm sorry that Jessica's never going to let you hear the end of this one. It's called The Fifth Element. So close. It's a Luc Besson movie. Third Element was such a good guess, though.

Thank you. Do you have any parting words you'd like to say? Yeah, go fuck all of you. Mark Barrett everybody What the fuck Yeah now it's starting to get real isn't it Back to the camp Oh here we go

Who's did this belong to Oh here you go sorry about that Why are you taking your chair Alright you guys settle Settle down. Don't speak unless it's into a microphone. Don't speak. Has anybody seen The Artist yet? I hear it's great.

None of the other comedians have seen it. Oh, you have. Is it good? Yeah. Alright. I didn't mean to ask you a question when you didn't have a microphone that was rude okay she says it's magical it's very good Ricky Lindholm all right what just happened we knocked out mark who is between you two and you knocked him out so we start with Sam all right well. Very well. Do your worst, Benson.

Bravo. Alright. Pip-Pip. Your category is Pussy Galore. This is a film that has cats in it. Oh. Well, I can think of another

meaning, everybody. I can think of another meaning for that. I can think of another meaning. I don't get it. What's the other meaning? You'd have to spend a little time at Spencer Gifts to really know. All right, Sam. Yeah, buddy.

This movie has some cats in it, and Lettermon gives it two stars. It's from 2001. Very well. He says about this... He says about this movie that it has a good premise, but that it is undone by an uneven blend of

silliness and heavy-handedness. Yeah. Alright, good premise, undone by heavy-handedness and silliness. Two stars, and there are 11 names listed?

Wow. 13 names. 13 names. 13 names. I will say 13 names. Oh, good, strong opening bid. We go to Brian Posehn. 12. He passes it like a hot potato.

Doug, I'm going to guess 11 names. Nicely done. Strategy. Graham Elwood? Eight. James Pardue. Yep. Cats, you say?

Yes. Yes. Jazz musicians. jazz musicians uh graham said eight huh what was the year, I'm sorry? 98? 2001. It was delayed, huh? You made me laugh. I'll go seven.

I go seven. He says seven. Kate Micucci. Oh. Hi. I... He says seven. Kate Micucci. Oh. Ha. I think I'm going to say name that movie. I go home. I go home.

Okay. What's up? First of all, Kate, has anyone ever yelled cocksucker at you? Because you're the sweetest looking person. It's about time. It's finally happened. All right, here we go. Something for your journal.

2001, give me the beats again, please, sir. I'll give you the beats. Two stars from Len. Two stars. He says that it is undone by an uneven blend of silliness and heavy handedness.

Uh huh. But that it's, you know, it's a good premise. Huh. How many names do you get? 14. Liar.

I thought we were doubling it up. Nope. Doug, can I ask you? You get seven names. Does this mean that there's cats in it? Or that there's the word cats is in the...

That's a very valid question. It means there are cats in the film. Are music videos included? That's the category. It's not opposites attract. Sorry. You don't have to worry about it, Chris. It's all up to Jimmy.

I said it on mic. Your seven names, Jimmy. Let's say it really loud so people can go back. So it's not going to be MC Scat Cat? Funny. Do you get to know? All right, let's go. Give me the seven.

Seven names are Salome Jens, Charlton Heston, John Lovitz, Michael Clark Duncan, Joe Pantoliano, Susan Sarandon, and Sean Hayes. I don't believe this is a real movie.

You have a microphone and you're not talking into it. Nice to meet you. Oh, I don't have any idea. if this is a real movie. You have a microphone and you're not talking into it. Oh, I don't have any idea. Even he realizes it's not worth it. Well, Jimmy, I'm sorry that you got thrown out even earlier this year, but I appreciate you coming down. I'm not out.

Oh, I'm sorry. When you said you had no idea, I thought that maybe... Give me a moment to regroup. Did you mention Sean Hayes? Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Thank you, Chris. Thank you. He's going to do it. He's going to do it. Hey, idiot. Whistle something stupid. Whistle something stupid. Oh, James Pardo.

Thank you so much for being here. Thank you for raising all that money for Smile Train with the podcast-a-thon. And I have a feeling there's going to be an outburst coming in a little bit. It's not like Jimmy to just walk out quietly. What was the movie? The film, he had no idea. Oh, there he goes. Do you want to know the movie name, Jimmy, as you leave?

That's not another clue? No, no. No, I just wanted to tell you that the film is called Cats and Dogs. Oh! Cats and Dogs. Oh, shit. No, why is he going back that way? That's the suicide room

back there. He just keeps walking back and forth like it's a shooting gallery. It's like a loser fashion show. Excuse me, Doug? Excuse me, Doug? Excuse me, Doug. Yes, sir. Is it Captain Docs?

Sorry, you can't play from your car. Thank you for having me. Thank you for being here. Jimmy Pardo, Mark Maron, you guys. Yeah. Let's hear it for failure. Excuse me.

Why does Mark get in on my applause? That seems unfair. Oh, because he did a walkthrough right after yours. Oh, I apologize. Did he, again, try to steal my thunder? He took at least half of your thunder. On the beta tape.

Did Jimmy bring his own mic? He doesn't leave the house without a microphone. This is part of who interrupts the vents in Dobbs movies. This is easy. I like this. You do all the heavy lifting, then I get the punchline in life. I'm done. I bet he's not. Ricky. Yes. Let's he's not. Ricky.

Yes. Let's start with you. Okay. Your category is movies with four letters in the title. And that's the whole title is four letters. An example would be salt. Or mash. I've said too much.

I've narrowed it down too much. That's half a mashed potatoes recipe. You also need milk. Brian Poshane, ladies and gentlemen! We have a winner! Who are you playing for, Brian? I don't see any reason to continue on this gentlemen. We have a winner. Who are you playing for, Brian? I don't see any reason to continue at this point. Brian is the winner.

I don't see any reason to continue. We should just pack it in. You also need the movie Butter. Oh, no. Shut the fuck up, Levine. Boo, oh no. Getting booed. I had a guest shushed recently.

That was good, too. Okay, Kate McCoochie. Oh no, it's not me. It's me. People mix us up. It's the other Kate McCoochie. We look exactly alike. It's tall blonde Kate McCoochie.

Ricky, this movie's a bomb according to Leonard Maltin. It's from 2003. He says about this movie that it is a music video style treatment of a serious subject.

It also says that What year I was talking. 2003. It also says, he names a specific actress. I'm not going to say who, because I might give it away. But he says, if you really want to see this actress sitting on the toilet, this is the movie for you. Oh.

Oh, that helped her. That helped her. Don't say anything just yet. And what is that movie with that girl sitting on the toilet? I know Jade Fonda sat on the toilet and fun with Dick and Jane, but that's not it.

Oh, it's shit. Oh. Four letters. Shit, that's right. And there are... I'm going to get it right this time, I swear. Ten names.

How many names do you think you can get it in, Ricky Lindholm? The category is four letters. Name is on the, Ricky Lindholm? The category is four letters The name is on the tip of my tongue The category is four letters Yeah Ten names

The name is on the tip of your tongue Can you spell cum with two M's? No, but the proper way is C-O-M-E You fucking gross scumbag I spell Sam with two M's Brian's such a cum snob That's the same thing? gross scumbag. I saw Sam with two M's. Brian's such a cum snob. Same thing. So you should just bid like a big number of names.

Nine names. Can we go to Chris Hardwick? Eight names. Allison Hayslip, first time in the batter's box. I'm so nervous. Just, you know, you could go lower. Or you could say

Chris Hardwick, name it. I'm going to go seven. Okay. Then we go around to, back around to Sarah Name it Oh shit Sarah It's my first time here

Give me a break Sorry Scott I'm sorry Smart play Sarah Okay 2003 Yeah you get seven names I'll give you the clues again

The bomb And one of the actresses In the film Sits on a toilet. Now, he said it was a bomb or the bomb. Malton throws that around still because he's not that hip.

This is a straight up bomb and the other clue was what? That it was... No. I just was watching that again. No, there was a toilet thing. Oh, music video style treatment. Show that to somebody.

Sitting on the toilet. Music. Okay, stop it. And then she goes, now flush. And it's so... I don't know. I love it. I connect with it.

Half of this conversation is unheard by the listeners. Sorry. I retract my statement. We need Sarah to keep her mic. All right. So, yeah.

So, you get seven names. All right, give it. Here's your seven names. Mickey Rourke, Eric Roberts, Deborah Harry, Alexis Arquette, Peter Stormare, Patrick Fugit,

and Mina Sovari. Oh, shit. Seems like a movie people should know. What the fuck? Four letters in the name. Even Sam Ravine is stumped. Sarah thinks she knows it.

I do. I think I do suddenly. Allison, it's been great having you here. We'll have you back again sometime. This is a big competition. I don't even think this is a movie, but I'm just going to say Beth. Because it has four letters.

Four letters. And that's what I pictured chasing me on the toilet. I've had worse guests from other guests in the past. Damn it, what is it? Yeah, but the rest of the stars, what do you think it is, Sarah?

Is it that movie Spin? No. Mic drop. Brittany Murphy, John Leguizamo, and Jason Schwartzman in Spun. Thank you, Allison. Thank you, Allison!

Thank Allison Hayslip, everybody! Yay! Oh my gosh. Well, I hope you feel good about yourself knocking out such a great competitor, Sarah. Go back. Sorry, Allison. Who's the child that came to play?

Jason Schwartzman? And Brittany Murphy. Jason Schwartzman? Wasn't it a movie about... Jason Schwartzman? And Brittany Murphy. Jason Schwartzman? Wasn't it a movie about... Jason Schwartzman? It's all that speed stuff. Why do you have to look on your face like it's not a thing? He was the lead?

In Spun. Do you know what Spun was? No. It was like a fucking meth head movie. Don't watch it. All I can say is don't watch it. It's horrifying. It's disgusting.

It's horrifying. It's disgusting. It's horrifying. There's a girl tied up to a bed that's listening to a skipping record and then they leave her for like 24 hours. Is she on the toilet? Tied to a bed. No, Mina Suvari's on the toilet. Yeah. I love the way she poops.

What do you mean she was the last name I named? She was the last of the seven and then I named three more and Jason Schwartzman was the star of it. So he'd be the top name. Guys, we'll never figure this out. Let's just continue. I don't know what you're stuck on.

I came back because I want to watch. Oh, Allison's back to watch. And let's move on. We've got to press on. You know, it's sad when we lose people, but you know. You don't seem very sad. We've got to press on. It's sad when we lose people, but you know. You don't seem very sad.

We've got to keep going. At Cult of Sue Todd, whatever that means, Cult of Sue Todd, suggested Scott Augerwitz explain the game to Brian Posehn. That's not the way you used to do it. We read from the bottom of the list up. The harder names first. It's such a great argument would people say to me how come the guests never know how to play? Well because the guests who've played numerous times don't know how to play so why would a new guest know how to play? All right, here we go. Start with Bree. Hook her up. Oh.

The category is... Oh, my. The category is Hey, Everybody, which is movies that have horses in them. Yeah, that was submitted by, I'm going to say it again, Cult of Sue Todd. All right, Cult of Sue Todd. Nicely done. This movie is from 2003.

Leonard Mullen gives it three stars. He calls it astonishing. And he also calls it beautifully crafted. Yeah, but only three stars. What's up, Len? And there are 14 names. How many names do you think you can get it in? Brie Larson.

You can start with 14. Get a big bid going. 14, she says. We go to Sam Levine. Always the strategist. No, I was just helping her. I would say 12 names. All right. Nicely done. 11. Brian. Scott.

Name that movie Oh shit I feel good about this Brian Really? Yeah I don't feel good about it For you Scott Three stars

2003 It's got horses in it It's astonishing Beautifully crafted And you get Brian has never seen A movie like that And he gets 11 names Though right? Yeah 11 names Beautifully crafted. And you get... Brian has never seen a movie like that.

And he gets 11 names, though, right? 11 names. All right. Here's your 11 names. Brian saw Chipwreck. What makes you think he wouldn't watch a fucking horse movie? Depends on the timing of it. I don't think he was watching horse movies in 2003.

He didn't have a little kid yet. For the podcast listener. What? I'm rubbing my beard while I think. And somebody said look at Brian out there so I figured that the people

that can't look might want to hear what Brian's doing. Or just rub your microphone in your beard and it'll sound like you're rubbing it. Oh God.

That's disgusting. I don't know which is grosser. Sarah just threw up. All over the place. Sarah, I wash my beard with cum. Cum farts with a Z, right? See you, MM. That's what we're talking about.

All right, Brian, you get 11 names. Fine. Cum. Here's your 11 names, Brian. I mean, you own it. 11 names not mine come here's your 11 names I mean you own it 11 names sorry David McCullough

Sam Bottoms Ann Corley Royce D. Applegate Michael O'Neill Ed Lauder the great Ed Lauder Eddie Jones Kingston Deque

here's where it gets good for you, maybe. William H. Macy, Gary Stevens, and Elizabeth Banks. Those are your 11 names. Left out three names. Arguably

the three biggest names. So 2003, it's 2003, it's 2003, it's got horses in it. Name a movie that's got horses in it, you might get it. I don't know. I know what it is,

but I know the wrong name. I don't know. Fuck. Because there's no way I fucking saw it. And if it was called fuck, it would have been in the four letter category.

Yeah, yeah. What do you think it is? I keep thinking Secretariat because it's a real horse, but it's not. It's another real horse and I don't give a fuck. I wish I could. Oh, yeah. What do you think it is? I keep thinking Secretariat because it's a real horse, but it's not. It's another real horse, and I don't give a fuck. I wish I could... Oh, shit! I wish I could let you stay just for that answer

because it was as descriptive as you could get without actually knowing it. Same letter, too. Seabiscuit! Thank you for coming, Brian saying everybody oh no there's some act there's some acrimony as he leaves the stage sounds like thated the gamble to me and I said, he doesn't know shit. Brian, don't leave. Happy holidays, you big Jew. Oh. He's not Jewish. But he is big.

All right. So we start with Scott. Or no, you told him to name it. All right. Nicely done, Scott. You knocked out a strong competitor. This microphone smells like a stinky fucking cum beard. That was my favorite pirate.

Hey, it's cum beard. Yeah, you could not find him in the Caribbean. He was in a much sketchier part of the world. I got a peg leg and a cummy beard. Hey, I got a belly full of semen. That's a play on words, you see. I'm going to give you the finest pearl necklace You've ever seen

I'm gonna titty fuck your parrot That's possible Look it up No Parrots are not mammalian in nature They don't have tits Alright Graham Your category Suggested by Hey, Graham, don't be a pussy. All right, Graham, your category,

suggested by at Monyagi, M-O-N-Y-A-G-I, Monyagi. Kanban wa. Monyagi suggested Lens, Christmas, Not Christmas. These are the favorite Christmas set movies that aren't about Christmas, according to Leonard Maltin. It's his favorite movies that take place around Christmas but are not Christmas movies. Got it.

Yeah. Christmas Not Christmas. Okay. It's a clever name of this category. The year is 1990. Leonard gives this Christmas Not Christmas movie three stars. He calls it strikingly original. And he

also says that the lead actor is perfect. And there are ten names listed. How many names do you think you can get in 1990? I'll go nine. He says nine names because he knows that no one's going to challenge that.

Kate says she might know it. So she's probably giving away a little bit too much information. Yeah, wait. Then I'll just say eight names. Okay. Yeah, sure. Seven names. Ricky says seven.

Sarah says oh there's not enough taunting in this game Chris I think you should name that movie Ricky gets seven names

I fear for Chris Hardwick at this time if I must say oh no I'll get to the valet before the rush. That's a bummer. This is horrible.

This could be horrible for me. Yeah, everybody here valeted, right? There's no other place to park in this neighborhood. If you drive a couple blocks this place is a park. He's just going to get

a drink or something. But that would be awesome if he didn't come back. It was like, oh my god, I get to get to the ballet. He has to make a BM. On the ballet. He likes to shit on their little stand with all the keys. This is how Mina Savari does it. Three stars, 1990, strikinglyp. Three stars. 1990. Strikingly original.

Christmas Not Christmas. And also the lead actor's perfect. Your seven names? Yes. Seven names, Chris. Out of how many? Out of 72 names. No, it's out of 10.

Seven names are Dick Anthony Williams. That's just one name. Caroline Aaron. Conchata one name. Caroline Aaron. Conchata Farrell. Kathy Baker. Anthony Michael Hall. Alan Arkin. And Vincent Price.

Are your seven names. He knows what it is? Say it then. Into the microphone. He told me to name it. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You can tell me. No, no, no. Don't tell her. Don't tell. He told me to name it. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You can tell me.

No, no, no. Don't tell her. Don't tell her. You have to name it, Ricky. I'm sorry. I thought Rick had to. I thought Chris had to name it. Anthony Michael Hart.

I mean, Rick. Alan Harkin. Rick and Chris. You know it. So Chris knows what it is. Everyone around me knows it. Kate knows what it is. Ricky, I don't know what it is.

Sarah doesn't know. Bree, do you know? She doesn't know Bree do you know? She doesn't know Sam? Sam knows No fucking clue Of course Sam knows Graham do you know? Graham's

Graham's gay about it He's all gay hand about it What do you think Ricky? I don't know Oh no I know Can I take a guess no yes Edward Scissorhands that's right oh you gotta check it out let's hear it for Ricky Lindholm everybody thank you Ricky it's a quality player she's a quality player. You just get tripped up sometimes. It happens. All right.

Bye. Bye. Bye. I miss you already. Kate McCoochie's so cute. They like to be together. She looks exactly like me when I was five. It's crazy. If ever you make a biopic

Let me know Alright Sarah we're starting with you And your category is 2-2-2 That's movies with either the number 2 The letters T-O Or the letters T-O-O In the title 2-2-2

A lot of movies have T-O-O in the title? 2-2 or 2? A lot of movies have T-O-2 in the title. Yeah. And you use this. This was a topic a few episodes ago. Sam with two M's

will probably point out. Yeah, the categories come up again when nobody picks them. Okay, here we go. 1983. Leonard gives this movie bomb status.

Did I say 83? And he calls it puerile. Yeah. And also at the end of the review, one sentence, two words, just awful. Any list? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,

10 names. How many names you can get it in, Sarah Silverman? It's got 2, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 names. How many names he can get it in, Sarah Silverman? It's got two, two, or two in the title. Nine, she says. Go to Brie Larson. For a minute, you can borrow that. You can have the microphone for a second, Brie. Eight.

Eight, she says. Go to Sam Levine. I will say seven. Nice. I'm going to say six. Scott Aukerman. I'm going to say name it. Oh! Oh! All right. Wow! I'm gonna say six Scott Aukerman I'm gonna say name it Oh

Alright Wow Ram Elwood Do you want the clues again Scott? Pure Isle Shitty What? Pure Isle

Yeah It was a bomb Yeah I didn't really tell you much about it And How many names you get? Six Don't you get? Six. Don't you remember? He was like, six.

All right, your six names are Gene Hackman, Kathy Bates, Ernie Hudson, Casulo Guerra, Scatman Crothers, and Beatrice Strait. Yeah, those are your six names. This movie's got two, two, or two in the title. Scatman Crothers and Beatrice Straight. Yeah. Those are your six names. This movie's got two, two, or two in the title. It's from 1983.

Okay, I'm going to discount T.O. because there's too many movies with that. So I'm going to say Gene Hackman and the Scatman. Let's see. Hackman, Scatman. Let's see. Hackman, Scatman. That should be a category. No, it shouldn't.

Because this is the only movie that would qualify. Hackman, Scatman, you say. Hackman, Scatman. Yes. The Hackman and the Scatman. To Light a rose, my home again rose.

I will take a stab at something that I don't even know is a movie. And I'll just say two hearts. Not a bad guess. Not it. No, it's a fantastic guess. Because it has the word two in it. But this movie, this is a tough one. Because it is really an awful movie.

But the other names are Charles Durning, Olivia Newton-John, and John Travolta. Two of a kind. I used to have the t-shirts. My bad. Sorry, everyone. Scott Aukerman, everybody. Scott Aukerman-shirts. My bad. Sorry, everyone. Scott Aukerman, everybody. Scott Aukerman. Yes.

Good night. Charles Durning and Scatman Crothers played the angels. They played the angels in the movie. Oh, I remember that movie. Yeah, yeah. Thanks, buddy. Wow. Hey, you guys, we're at the halfway mark.

High fives. High fives. Yeah. You guys are the best. We did it. You've done it. What's up? All right.

So Scott got knocked out. Graham made him name it. So we go to Kate McHugh. Hi. All right, Kate. Here's your category, Kate. Okay. Suggested by...

You guys all right? Sorry. You guys work out? No, we're good. We're good. Okay. The category was suggested by LawnMonster13 On Twitter

And the category is Mike Myers movies That's movies with either Mike Myers Or the murderer in the Halloween films Those are two different Mike Myers Wait a minute That's Michael Myers That's a minute. No, no, no, no, no. That's Michael Myers. That's a fucking different name. Into the microphone.

This rage is real. That's a different name. You can't make Mike Myers and Mike Myers and Mike. His name is Michael Myers. He's Michael Myers in the Friday the 13th movies. I mean, the Halloween movies, but he's. Doug, is this what it sounds like when I complain on the show? No, that's more like this.

Me can't touch the floor It's Hanukkah And I didn't get a thing How come I would totally name that In the book I really should go back to that diction class So you're saying I can't have a category Called Michael Myers

That's either Halloween movies or Mike Myers movies? I don't think so, but it's your show. I mean, you can do whatever you like. I'm not trying to micromanage your poor ideas. Yeah, so the Obama category, hilarious! But this one, hey, that's bullshit. I think what he's trying to say is Michael Myers and Mike Myers are two different people.

They're two different names. There's a play on words in a game show? That's bullshit. That's never happened. All right, here we go. It's either got Michael Myers or Michael Myers in it. Okay. Two stars from Leonard.

This movie's from 2008. He says about it that it is it's recycled. And he also says That could be any of the movies that those two gentlemen have done. Yeah, I knew

he wasn't going to give it away. And he also says that it was co-written by one of the stars of the film. All right, so that narrows it down a little bit. And there are 11 names? 11 names. How many names are you getting? 11, please. Okay.

Chris? I'm gonna... Throw in a friend? Yep. I feel like I know what it is, so I'm in that weird place where do I just say, well, I'll do it in one name and then fucking blow the doors off this theater?

Do it! Do it! Do it! But, oh, Hardwick! Come on! What? A hundred... Hardwick! Hardwick! Hardwick! Hardwick! Hardwick! Hardwick!

Alright, alright, alright, alright! One name! The Love Booth! Yeah! Sierra and... Do it for America! What are you doing? Sit down. I'm telling you, the more people do it for America what are you doing sit down I'm telling you the more people play the game the worse they get at it alright ten names

you can say one name but the bidding has to continue you can't just blurt out the answer also oh alright cause I have to say the one name right before you guess so he says one name Sarah now we go to Sarah and she already knows the name of the movie Right? For you to, before you guess? Okay. So he says one name, Sarah. Now we go to Sarah, and she already knows the name of the movie.

God damn it. But here's where it gets interesting, because how many negative names can she go? Well, can't I say zero? You can, yeah. And then she can go negative one? She can if she wants, yeah. I can unthink things? Yeah. Which means, like, if you go negative one, you have if she wants, yeah. I can unthink things? Yeah.

Which means if you go negative one, I wish that had happened on microphone. That was so good. Ah, shit, this sucks. I just fucking blew my own doors off. See what happens when you get cocky. Yeah, if you say negative one, you have to name the lead performer in the film and the film's title.

I can do that, but I feel bad. Don performer in the film and the film's title. If you go negative two, you have to... I can do that, but I feel bad. Don't feel bad. He threw his mic down when he did it. Negative one. Okay, so she says negative one. Finish him! Sweep the leg! Got a body

bag! I'm sorry, Daniel! I'm sorry, man! Ah! Because you couldn't get yourself You don't want to be thrown out Because of his mistakes Yeah it's true I fucked up So now we go to Brie And you can either say name it

Or you can go negative two names Which means you have to name the movie Which we've already established what it might be And you have to name the lead actor And the next built person in this movie. I didn't hear a word you said. I was too busy thinking about, can I unthink things? So do you want to go

negative names or do you want to make her do it? If you make her do it you're probably going to lose. Oh. Name it! Oh, she wants to lose. Oh wait Do I want to? No I want to win Okay

I probably don't know what it is But these two guys do You heard what he said right? Yeah Okay so negative two Okay She has to know the lead performer And then the next person

Oh in order? In order of the movie That he already yelled out the name The title of You don't think you can do that? Yeah about that. I could do negative one. Sarah already did negative one.

You can't remember who was second building? Can I do negative two plus one? I don't know what that is. Sam likes it, though. Negative two plus one is negative one. Yeah, I think it's just an unfortunate strategy of this game. You sort of got stuck in a bad place. I feel like I'm going to lose either way.

Yeah. Because I feel like my second choice would be like Orlando Bloom or something. And I'm pretty sure he's not in that movie. I'm not saying one way or the other if it's Orlando Bloom, but... Just name it. Okay. I mean, the love guru Mike Myers

incorrect it would have been great if that was wrong yeah yeah that's correct god damn it I'm sorry no it was my fault

yeah you fucked it up you fucked it up for Brie yeah you're still in it I'm sorry Brie yeah Brie Larson everybody thank you Brie I'm sorry

Brie you did a great. Thank you, Brie. I'm sorry. Brie, you did a great job. Any parting words? Thank you. Who was second build, Doug? Just for the listeners at home. What? Who was second build?

Oh, Jessica Alba. Yeah. Didn't even have to look. What are you talking about? Just for the listeners at home. They'd be curious. Who do you think is third build, Sam? I know. I think I know.

Rob Hubel? Is it Romany Malco? It's probably Justin Timberlake. Justin Timberlake. Yeah, yeah. Timberlake, Romany Malcolm. All right. Thanks, Bree. You can leave now. Joel McHale? I'm sorry, Bree. Thank you. It was my fault. You don't have to leave, leave. You can hang

out. I'm just saying that... Well, you said it twice. I know. No, I'm just... That's why I'm saying you don't have to, you know... You can hang around. I didn't want you to take it too seriously. Yeah, it's not fuck off. It's goodbye for now.

Could you stay where you were by any chance? Is that true? Yeah, because we've got to keep the order the same. It'll still work. I just... That chair was killing me. No, we're good. I'll just sit in the back row all by myself. We're good. I just thought the order got changed but it didn't. We're good.

Alright, so now we go to Sam. What did you want to happen just there? Were you going to show off and go negative three? I was not, sir. I could only have gone as far as my thoughts. You would have made you would have made breed name it I would have her fate was sealed when Chris Hardwick fucked everything up it was

Halloween co-written by Donald Pleasance all right Sam here's your category yeah at Josh Cantor K-A-N-T-O-R suggested too long for Len. These are films that Leonard Mullen thought were too long. That's like every movie. He says that a lot, yes. Yeah, Leonard gets tired after 60 minutes. Yeah. The program. Yeah, he watches that and he's too tired to see a long movie. He's too tired to watch long movies, yeah.

Three stars from Leonard for this movie from 2009. He says about it that it is too long. He says it's thrilling at times. Yeah, and then he also says that it is innovative.

So it's innovative, thrilling at times, but too long. And there are nine names. Or ten names. God damn it, Doug. Yeah, ten names. This changes everything. How many do you think you can get it in, Sam Levine?

Sam the man? I believe I can name that film in nine names. Nine names, says Lil' Wolverine. Wolverine. Palm Strike goes straight to zero. A lot of mic dropping, and I've been guilty of it too. Yeah, what's with the mic dropping? I'm wondering how these mics are all banged up.

Yeah, yeah. He says zero names so you can go negative, Kate. You can say negative one or two. Or just say name it. And he seems confident though. Remember, Graham does host the Comedy Film Nerds podcast. Yeah, so he's

totally into comedy. He's totally into comedy and nerds. Film, not so much. I'm very stuck because I really don't know it at all and you do and either way I'm going to lose, so name it. Avatar.

That's correct. What the fuck? Wow. Wow. Graham, it doesn't work unless someone can see your muscles underneath. It doesn't work with a thermal.

Let's hear it for Kate Micucci, everybody. Thank you so much, Kate. That was really amazing, what Graham just did. She doesn't deserve this. Bye, Kate. Merry Christmas. Oh my God. We just threw

Tiny Tim out Into the street While Graham Flexed in front of her Yeah Suck on this muscle Yeah Here's some

Fucking porridge Get up out of that chair And walk you pussy Yeah Maybe you were Like a little Fucking bear And you could walk

Do it Hey Can I just say Something to Kylie? Oh, did she get a message or something? Yeah. Shit. Hold on one second.

Were you just looking through her whole thing? I can't find the, where's the messages? Oh, okay, yeah. Annie Woods misses you. Yeah, she did. There's like five yous. Write back something horrible like, stop texting me, you stupid cunt.

Don't do that. Fuck you and your family. Are you texting back, really? I'm just writing, who is this new phone? Who is this new phone? Who is this new phone? Alright. We're back to you, Chris Hardwick. Alright.

Your category is... I've learned from my previous mistakes. Your category is War on Christmas and it was submitted by Muggle Mike. Oh, not a wizard. He didn't get the letter. It was not submitted by Wizard Mike. It was submitted by Muggle Mike.

Oh, we waited. 11th birthday. No owl. All right, I guess I'm Muggle Mike. I had parked Wizard Mike on Twitter, but I'm not going to need it now. This is a movie that has either War or Christmas in the title.

Or both if there was a movie called War on Christmas. Chris, the movie is from 1989. Two and a half stars from Mr. Leonard Maltin. He says about this movie that it has an odd point of view

and wild camera angles that are an asset throughout it's an asset to the movie that has such wild camera angles and there are ten names my dad was talking about that has such wild camera angles and there are 10 names. The last time I heard the word wild, my dad was talking about his favorite show, Arliss,

and he was like, that Arliss is so wild. So I think of Arliss when I hear that. Wild camera angles. 10 names. It's got war, Christmas in the title, two and a half stars, 1989. How many names do you think you can get it in, Chris? But it doesn't have to be a Christmas movie. It could be a Christmas movie or a war movie.

It's got the word war or Christmas in the title. Probably not a lot of Christmas movies that have war in the title and vice versa. Apocalypse Now could have been a Christmas movie. We don't know what the date was, really. Now could have been December 25 movie. We don't know what the date was, really. Now could have been December 25th. Yeah, exactly. That's probably why they called it that

because of Apocalypse. I love the smell of eggnog in the morning. Didn't you see the smell that eggnog smelled? It smells like, I don't know,

like Christmas. I don't know. Someday this holiday is going to end. Do you never saw he got here late but let's hear it for Kevin Pollak everybody

someone someone did that there's a movie called A Pack of Gifts Now it's a short film and someone did a stop motion Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

slash Apocalypse Now and Santa was Marlon Brando's character. It's really funny. It's really funny. I'm going to say ten names. He says ten, Sarah. I guess I'll try nine.

All right. Sam? I'm going to say eight. Sarah's relieved. Graham Elwood? Don't listen to Chris. Listen to Chris listen to Chris seven

seven he says Chris Hardwick um Shnikes alright well cause if I say six and Sarah's gonna say the name of that movie

and I don't know what it is you don't know me Chris you're like a professional chess player. I'm the Bobby Fisher of Doug Loves Movies. I'm going to go play Doug Loves Movies against Big Blue

in Russia. That's a chess computer. He hosts a podcast called The Nerdist, ladies and gentlemen. It's glorious. He's doing everything right. all right i'm gonna i'm gonna just have graham name it he'll get it and then i'll be gone but i say name that movie grandma how many names did you get seven wow 1989 this could go either way 1989 yeah crazy angles really

it's an asset the wild the wild camera angles and point of view and uh your seven names are denitra vance dan castellaneta yeah diet of aids okay i think dan castellaneta is still alive and still doing the voice of homer, but okay. Peter Donat. Not donut. Donat. Not all fun facts are, you know. G.D. Spradlin, also dead. Not from AIDS.

Someone dying of AIDS is a fun fact. Fun fact. It's a fact. It's just a fact. It's just a fact. Rob Custon died of AIDS. The more you know. Well, I like that one.

Heather Fairfield. Oh, I know her. And then I realized. Factoid. Heather Fairfield, Sean Astin, and Marianne Sklaborvecht. Sagebrecht. Marianne Sagebrecht. What do you think, Graham? What do you think, Graham?

Palm strike! Sorry. You are my hero, Chris Hardwick. It's got war or Christmas in it, the title what's gonna be Graham this is like a night of people just being stumped on the answer if we had any other than avatar and love guru I don't know, Hardwick. You might get this, brother. I'm going to say...

I'm bored. War of the Roses. What did you say? War of the Roses. That's correct, you son of a bitch! Oh, shit! You son of a bitch! cordially invited to fuck yourself in the face.

And excellent work, Graham Elwood. Excellent work. Chris Hardwick, everybody! Chris Hardwick! Hooray, Chris Hardwick! Thank you, Chris. Alright, sit down, Graham. Alright, we start with Sarah, then we go to Sam, down, Graham. All right, we start with Sarah, then we go to Sam, then to Graham.

Wow, now it's like molten game classic. Yeah, this is really, this is some of the best players ever. Going head to head. Wow, Purell up good and nice. I could not have planned a more exciting finish. He's Purelling it up over there. Don't touch your dick with that.

Oh, no. It's like the world is divided into two halves. People that like when he does that and everyone else. He's so funny, but I feel like he's the one of the four of us that would kill himself. Yes, yes. Really? Yes? But I would take other people out.

Yes. I would totally kill you first. He'd kill himself last. All right, Sarah. This category was submitted by Tim Loves Comedy. And the category is... That was going a different way. The category is 999 and that's these

are films that take place in Germany this film is from 2008 Leonard gives it two and a half stars he says that the movie is about a daring scheme and that it hits its stride about halfway through the proceedings. And there are about 13 names here. 14. I could be wrong, but I feel like I have to go. 14 names, yeah. I'm going to say, and be totally wrong, I'm sure. Well, actually, I'd be shocked if it got two and a half stars.

But don't blurt out the name. Just bid. I'm going to go zero. All right. But I'm probably wrong. So now we go to Sam. What's Sam going to do with this? 2008, two and a half stars.

2008. Finally hits its stride about halfway through the proceedings. What was the clues again? Daring scheme hits its stride halfway through. Two and a half stars. 2008. Sarah says zero names. Okay okay well i'll say zero yeah that's what you said i will let you have your moment of glory go ahead and i could be wrong

what's it called i don't even know how to say it that's right Sam Levine, everybody. Sam Levine. Boom shakalaka. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Boom. Graham, let's bring this in. Valparais. Test, test.

Hey, hey, hey, goodbye. Valparais! Hey! Goodbye! There's no reason for that. No whistling in the end zone. Oh. All right. We start with Graham this time. It's down to the two of you. Whoever wins tonight is going to have that final alternate slot

the next tournament of championships. I know you're both very excited about that. You'll probably get the call. I've got a few names on there. I've got a few names. You'll probably get the call. I'm talking to you. Oh, sorry.

Who are you playing for again, Sarah? Let's build that up. Pylee. Pyle talking to you. Oh, sorry. Who are you playing for again, Sarah? Let's build that up. Hiley? Hi. Okay. Hi. And what's the name of your shoe guy, Graham? George.

George, all right. Princess Kyletta, UCB this week. That's also from Annie Woods. She misses her so much. A lot. Annie Woods sounds like she might turn into a problem. Her name was Annie Woods. Is she your roommate?

No. Okay, good. Sister? Oh. They haven't made one of those yet, the Sister from Hell movie, where your sister turns out to be crazy? That Annie Woods is your sister,

and you put her first and last name on it. That is weird. Why first and last name on it. That is weird. Why first and last name? I have a lot of family. She has a lot of family. I guess I have my sister's name. Which Woods is this? Oh, Annie Woods.

My sister. Annie. I know a lot of Annies. Wait, what happened? Where are we at? We're going to play some more. We're going to finish it up right here. This is the final.

Let's just both take the victory and hold hands into this time. Graham and I decided we want to split it. You can't. There can only be one victor. There can only be one. Eh, eh. And the 12 guests of Christmas.

But Sarah, the first eliminated last year, and now all the way down to the final two. You're going to remember this next year. All right. He gets mad at me for asking questions. I don't get mad at you. I'm just bemused by it. And when I write back to you in a text,

it sounds like I'm yelling. When I say, why the fuck don't you know how to play the game? With five exclamations. You played this last year. Yeah, a year ago. Yeah. Okay. This movie is, the category is called

It's a Punderful Life. I know. This is a movie that has a pun in the title. It's from 2009. Yeah. And we're starting with Graham. Two stars from Leonard. He is not a fan.

I mean, two stars, that means it's fair. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. He comes out. I mean, two stars, that means it's fair. Yeah. Yeah.

Sure. Comes out. He says dubious material gets elevated a few inches by filmmakers keen on going with the flow. Yeah. Whatever that means. And he also says that it is a follow-up to the 2007 hit. So there was a hit in 2007. They made a follow-up in 2009.

There's a pun in the title. And he also says that it's got dubious material. It gets elevated a few inches by the filmmakers keen on going with the flow. And there are 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 13 names. How many names do you think you can get it in, Graham Elwood, for the second annual Tournament of Champions? I mean, 12 guests of Christmas.

I will go with 10. Extravaganza. He says 10 out of 13, Sarah. So tension-filled. go with 10 extravaganza he says 10 out of 13 Sarah she says hmm that's both hands yeah both hands would be 10 he's taking 10 out of 13 Sarah 9 she says 9 out of 13 Graham Graham on the tall stool Sarah in a regular chair

Sarah Silverman name that movie I'm playing with Jesus I'm the Tim Tebow of the Leonard Ball game Alright so you get 10 out of 13 names I insulted myself I'm the Tim Tebow of the Leonard Ball game. All right, so you get 10 out of 13 names. I insulted myself. All right, do you want the clues again, Sarah?

No, I get nine. I wish I had ten. Oh, nine, sorry. Nine, two stars from Leonard, 2009. It's a follow-up to a 2007 hit. Dubious material gets elevated by the blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And your nine names are Sean Astin, Christina Applegate, Anna Faris. Slow the fuck down.

Nobody say anything. Amy Poehler, Jesse McCartney, Matthew Gray Goobler, Justin Long, Catherine Houston, Angela Johnson, and Wendy Malick. Nobody's saying it.

It's from 2009? Mm-hmm. That was Brian Poseid is very angry at this. God damn it. And I fucked up and gave you 10 names. I gave you 10 names.

Brian's so mad. What's the theme? The theme is It's a Ponderful Life. The title is a part. Oh, you gave her an extra name. Whatever. Yeah. Fuck, I hate knowing that there's people all around me

that are bursting at the seams knowing it. And I'm like, Wendy Malek. Ain't a big part she must have played like the person like this in a comedy she was like oh I never

I'm gonna it sounds like A pun name means It's like Jennifer Lopez Or Like a What?

What? What does Jennifer Lopez Have to do with puns? You know cause it's like Made to order That kind of thing Oh Made in Manhattan

You're thinking of Oh yeah Yeah That's a ponderful title for sure, but that's not the right answer. 2009, two years ago. Give or take. Dubious script elevated by the cast.

She pulls them out of nowhere, Graham, so it's not sealed up yet. Yeah, which is giving you an hour. I'm sorry. Graham, you win. You're getting hit. I don't know what that is. From Brian Posehn, apparently.

It's going to blow me. No, that guy's near Brian. You said it, dude. That wasn't Brian that said he was going to give you head. But that is a weird thing. I'm going to drape my balls in your big zombie chin, Brian. Sean Astin. Christina Applegate.

Who's in It Doesn't Matter? Huh? It Doesn't Matter. What do you mean It Doesn't Matter? You either know it or you don't. It's one of those kind of things. I think we're...

Why would she even know who was in it? Hold on. Let me think about this. Which is a clue in and of itself. Men don't leave! That was what I guessed

I didn't know the last time. Yeah, she yelled men don't leave finally at the last moment. I forgot about that. Okay, we can only give you ten more minutes to think about it. Who is the name before Wendy Malick?

Come on. The name before Wendy Malick was Angela Johnson. Stand-up comedian. I know. See how it's like... Who was it before that? Catherine Justin, who I believe played Mrs. Hackenshmackle on

The West Wing. Oh, right, right, right, right, right. Any other clues? What was her name? Havershot? I feel like it's one of those parody movies. It's one of those what? Par I feel like it's one of those what? Parody movies. No, not really.

He gave me a clue. He gave me a clue. Who gave him a clue? Who are you playing for? Let's get her down here so she can name a shit. I hate this. I feel like I'm letting her down. It's a follow-up movie. Follow-up.

Shut up with the fucking clean-killing out. This is goddamn unbelievable. I know, but get him to the Greek. Get him to the Greek is incorrect. Here, write down who you want me to call a shithead. Just anywhere on there. She gets the name of shithead because you made it all the way to second place.

The movie is called Alvin and the Chipmunks the squeak wall and Brian will say it's so mad because he knew it because he took his kid to see it so he totally knew what it was David Cross is up there yeah he's in the very top it's Jason Lee David Cross is up there, yeah. He's in the very top. It's Jason Lee, David Cross, and then Zachary Levi was, I guess, in that one. So let's hear it for Sarah Silverman, everybody. Thanks, Sarah. Thank you.

And there he is. One man with three shoes. Yeah! Victory! It takes one man with three... Yeah! Victory! It takes one man and three shoes to become a champion. And he did it tonight. Come get your box of shit, sir. Congratulations.

Give George a big round of applause. He got this whole box of shit. He wore a shirt that I have on my CD and the shoes that I wear. And Dockers. Can I just make one request?ckers we have to make a request cargo pants can Kylie still have my shoes because I feel like they're not gonna fit him and they'll just end up getting filled with a bad idea do you mind do you mind giving up the shoes all right so take the shoes out of the

give-and-give give them to Kylie what What a great Christmas. Everybody wins. It's the spirit of giving, you guys. Two Shoes for Kylie is a new Christmas classic. And I'm glad we saved those shoes from being cummed in. Which is what Sarah assumed would happen. I fucked them before the show.

You got anything you want to plug, Graham? Because you won everything. Yeah, just my podcast, Comedy Film Nerds. Listen to it. Yeah. Put your kitten hands together. People love it. And you'll, of course, be, you know,

you've got that last alternate spot in the next tournament of championships, which is exciting, because Graham hasn't been in one of the tournaments yet, and he certainly deserves to be. He's a good player. We play when we're out on the road against audience members. And I want to thank everybody for coming tonight. You guys are so great.

Thank you guys so much. I want to thank all of my 12 guests of Christmas who were Allison Haislip Brie Larson, Scott Aukerman Ricky Leno, Mark Maron Sam Levine Sam the Man Levine Sarah Silverman Brian Posey Chris Hardwick, Jimmy Pardo

Kate Micucci and our winner Graham Elwood and yeah let's hear it for him. And as always, Brendan Fraser is a shit. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes uphold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky.

There's no room in his heart for you Cause Doug loves movies