Doug Loves Movies - Sarah Silverman, Edgar Wright, Chris Hardwick, Paul Scheer, and Sean Sakimae Guest

Episode Date: January 27, 2011

Doug welcomes CDR auction winner Sean Sakimae along with his personal picks: Sarah Silverman, Edgar Wright, Chris Hardwick, and Paul Scheer. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, squeaky babies, sticky seeds With 50 acid popcorn kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Just Doug loves movies Hey everybody. My name is Doug. According to this piece of paper, I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies.

It's January 25th. Two Oceans 11. That's what I call it. That's what I call this year. Two Oceans 11. That's what I call it. That's what I call this year, Two Oceans 11. And we are back at the UCB Theater before Comedy Death Ray, which is also a podcast and a show on IFC, hosted by my friend Scott Aukerman. And Scott does an auction to raise money for a great charity,

the LA Food Bank, every year around the holidays With Comedy Death Ray And tonight one of my guests Is Sean Sacamai I've been pronouncing it wrong for weeks I've been saying it the other way The other way that I would say it It's Sean Sacamai And he's the winner of The Be A Guest on Doug Loves Movies auction

And he made cookies And and he's here, so let's bring him out. Please welcome Sean Sacamai. Everybody. Sit wherever you want, Sean. It's a good choice. One seat away from me. I like that.

I'd be tempted to read off your paper. Oh, yeah, that's true. But you also get a good, you'll be in between two of the guests that you asked to be here sandwich. Hopefully before Edgar Wright, I hope. Sean, don't spoil it. I haven't done the intro yet. Now people are super excited.

But I wanted to ask you, Sean, before I bring out the people that you requested be here. I'm spoiled. How much money did you have to spend? I spent a good amount of money. Just under $1,700 for the food bank. $1,700 going to the food bank so that Sean could sit here.

Well, it's money well spent. And I'm glad you're here. You've been a... Mostly because of your cookies. Holy shit, that was good. Hey, you guys backstage, when you come out, can you bring the cookies?

There's a big plate of these cookies and nobody's eating them because they're all... Yeah, bring the cookies when you come out, can you bring the cookies? There's a big plate of these cookies and nobody's eating them because they're all, yeah, bring the cookies when you come out. We'll share them with the audience. One of the guests is Julia Child. I have lofty goals. As played by Dan Aykroyd. I've never had a character on the show.

But now is the time to do it. Save the liver! Save the liver! but now is the time to do it. Save the liver! Mm-mm, good times were had in Barstow, California. You ever been to Barstow, Sean? Unfortunately, yes, I have once.

Oh, don't say that. I just said there were good times there. No, I had a fun time out at Rosita's. I love playing Mexican food restaurants in towns that are between bigger towns. But it really was a good turnout. One guy had a name tag on. It was awesome.

Went to Jacksonville, Gainesville, and Orlando, Florida. And Sean, get this. Whilst in Orlando, I got to go to Universal's Islands of Adventure, a corner of which is devoted to the wizarding World of Harry Potter

And here is my review of the Harry Potter Part of the park Butterbeer is delicious The main ride Harry Potter In the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Is It's some name like that The Amazing Journey or some shit

It's one of the best rides I've ever been on, bar none. It is an incredible ride. And then the rest of it is strictly for muggles. The next Benson Interruption podcast taping at Largo in LA is on Monday, February 14th. I know you'll be there. You come to all of those. That's awesome of you. And Valentine's

Day, so I'm putting together a particularly romantic show. It's going to be very sexy. Sexy Benson Interruption. Go to Largo-LA.com for tickets or just Google Benson Interruption Largo. And good news, Portland, Oregon. Doug Loves Movies Live is going to be at Helium Comedy Club in Portland, February 21st, one night only. Sorry to the other Portlands.

Because there's like six Portlands in this country, and they all get excited when I mention them. And then I'm like, no, the one in Oregon. And it's going to be available on iTunes shortly thereafter for a mere $2, as are all of the monthly TBI podcasts.

And the weekly Doug Loves Movies are going to remain free. That's the plan. Season one is available for a reasonable price at astrecords.com or douglovesmovies.com and your uncle's vagina. Who wrote that? Sean? Sean, did you write my uncle's vagina there?

I know you do read everything that's on the paper. I do. It's a script. I've got to stick to it. All right, Sean Sacamai. All the guests tonight were suggested by you, requested by you. You named five people, and only one of them I couldn't get.

Didn't expect all of them. So, yeah, I went for it, and I'm sure everyone will enjoy it. Like I said, they're good Leonard Moulton players. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Sarah Silverman, Chris Hardwick, Paul Scheer, and Edgar Wright. And cookies! It's the cookies!

And cookies! Wait a minute. These cookies are the best. They're the best cookies. There's not weed in here. Are these pie cookies or are these just regular cookies? No, They're the best cookies. There's not weed in here. Are these pot cookies or are these just regular cookies? No, they're just regular cookies. They're just regular cookies. You have a cookie talent.

He said they're the not fun kind when he gave them to me. Like anyone who gives me any baked goods has to make it clear. They either give it to me with a smile. They either give it with a smile or they go, these are just cookies. Well, there's no extra love in them. It's just sugar. The original love.

Remember what Jimmy Kimmel told you to do when you had the marijuana hugs? I do kind of, but remind me. He said, Doug had the marijuana hugs. He was going on tour with the marijuana hugs and then it was off-Broadway in New York and Jimmy said,

you should sell brownies at the concession stand, just regular brownies, but sell them for $20 each because they'll assume they're like special brownies but you never said anything and then like an hour later

if they don't feel anything, it's not your problem. Yeah, and he wouldn't let that go. I was like, I will not deceive people like that. He was really excited. Yes, but you could make a lot of money. Just put brownies in quotes. That's what he said.

That's what he said. That's what he said. That's not right. That's not something I would do. No, but it is funny. They are brownies. That's what a non-pothead would do. Pretend to be a pothead and then sell that shit

and try to make money. You are an unsinkable ship, Doug Benson. Did you say I'm an unsinkable shit because aren't most? No, they sink. They sink. They do? Yeah, they drop. They swim around.

Mine don't float. They're not like sea monkeys. It's not like a weird little shit civilization that crops up with those weird fish heads? I've left them in there for a couple weeks and no, I have not seen them. And here's the castle. You're building all the different parts of their environment.

I had sea monkeys from the back of the comic books when I was a kid. None of them had bikinis like in the ad. But besides that, it was pretty much exactly what they said. No, they always wanted to show their tits. My Seamonkeys always showed their tits. Check out my balls. Oh, you have tits and balls?

That's what a Seamonkey has to do. I heard the male Seamonkey has the babies. Yep. Is that true? Yeah. Oh, that's adorable. He has his father's vagina. Oh, that has the babies. Yep. Is that true? Yeah. Oh, that's adorable. He has his father's vagina. Oh, no, that's the seahorse.

Yeah, those are seahorses. He has his mother. Guys, we got to get on the Sea Monkeys movie, man. Reboot that franchise. Love it. I had a meeting with some shitty movie producer, and I don't remember who it was, but I just remember this so well.

He was so excited because they had just acquired the rights to Bazooka Joe. Oh, Harvey Weinstein. We're just going to adapt one strip.

Just one of them. This is the trailer. Bazooka Joe has a problem. I don't have any friends until one day ow! I feel good! I don't know

and then it goes on from there. The first movie based on a two panel strip. I did hear someone also try to pitch a movie to me one time goes

we just have the rights to chutes and ladders. I'm like, what? What is that? I mean, I know it's a board game, but how would you adapt that into a movie? Just climbing and then sliding down? Like, I don't know what that is. Yeah, but what about this?

Someone clearly was like, I just got the rights to, you know, those garden gnomes. Oh, yeah. Yes. Gnomeo and Juliet. Boom. I want those gnomes to be racist against the black lawn jockeys. If anyone commits suicide

around the time of that movie, they should bring it up in the note. That'd be so brutal. Some guy kills himself and he mentioned Gnomeo and Juliet. I don't want to live in a world where dot dot dot. I think Chutes and Ladders could have sponsored

127 hours. It slides down the thing. I'm stuck. Oh, there's a ladder. I can't reach it. Saw. End of movie. Right there. It totally writes itself. Totally writes itself. What do you do when you play Chutes and Ladders? You like roll dice? Yeah, sometimes you go up a ladder and sometimes. It totally writes itself. Totally writes itself. What do you do when you play Shoots and Ladders? You like roll dice?

Yeah, sometimes you go up a ladder and sometimes you fall down a slide. It's like life, man. Sometimes you go up, sometimes you slide down. There's your tagline. It's like life.

It's aggravating and takes no skill. In the UK, it's called Snakes and Ladders, and that would be a more interesting thing. Yeah. Oh, I like Snakes and Ladders. You've got fucking snakes.

That's like Raider Jackson in there. Yeah. Somebody get these motherfucking snakes off these motherfucking ladders. I'm in. Good. I want to see that. That sounds great.

It's January 25th, so the Academy Award nominations came out today. And nothing for the Expendables. Again, Stallone is shafted. Wait a second. What do you mean, oh, again, Stallone? I thought you were going to say, again, Expendables gets shafted. Every year. One year it wasn't eligible.

Stallone is the thinking man's Christopher Nolan. Always getting chapped by the Academy Award. I thought they were adding extra veins to the statues this year. It was based on his body, yeah. What else was snubbed, do you think, in your opinions? I thought Matt Damon could have been nominated as LeBeef. Yeah, LeBeef. I loved him in that.

Yeah, he was good. Who would you kick out, though? That's a strong category. No, there is someone in there that I was like, I love John Hawks in Missing Winter's Bone. I was very happy to see him in there. I didn't see it, but I heard it was great. Yeah, he's great in that.

I wouldn't kick anybody off. Kick somebody off, Sarah. Kick him! I mean, I don't want, I would feel bad, but I would say Mark Ruffalo.

I don't know. I just felt like he was very, he played his part very well. She was out. Paul Gere's had it. He's done.

What are you talking about? No! No! Everybody, on your feet, fight. I have nothing against him It was good

But I just was like I don't know That was just like A good performance And I thought He's always that good Awesome Ruffalo's always that good

That's all you have to say That's true He's always on the money You think it's like A scent of a woman Let's give him Something Yeah

A lifetime of genius He's only gonna get nominated He's not gonna win There's no way He's going to win. You know what I thought was a big fuck you was, not that I love this movie, but the animated category, there's only three movies nominated.

Yeah, they only give it to three because there's usually only five or six contenders a year. Oh, I thought they could give it up to four and this year it was only three. No, it's been three since they invented the category. Well, then Toy Story's nominated for animated and best movie. So it seems a little bit of a lock in best animated.

Yeah, a little bit. Sometimes that happens with a foreign film as well. Yeah. Beautiful. Is that how you pronounce it? Beautiful. B-I-U-T-I-F-U-L? Beautiful.

Beautiful. Beautiful. That movie is beautiful. I heard it's a fantastic movie. I did not see Black Swan because I was going to go see it and a friend of mine said, I go, what's it about? And he goes,

you don't need to see it. It's about this dancer and she keeps getting interrupted while she's trying to masturbate until she goes crazy. And you didn't want to see it? I was like, well, I got the movie there.

I'd be more excited about that movie if that's really what it was about. Unfortunately, it's also about ballet. We saw it together. We did see it together. You loved it, I didn't. I loved it too.

We had fun together, though. Can I say one movie that did not get nominated? In all sincerity, I thought the Joan Rivers movie, Piece of Work, was fucking incredible. And it didn't get nominated. So bummed to see it wasn't nominated.

Dude, wait for Superman to get nominated for a documentary. Everyone was shocked by that. I want Banksy to win so he shows up in a gorilla mask. That would be amazing. Please, just cut to a guy in a gorilla mask the entire ceremony. That would be the best thing. A guy in a tux, full on gorilla mask.

I'll take that up a notch. Dry humping Anne Hathaway. You should run up on stage no matter where she is and grab her and throw her down and dry hump her in a gorilla outfit. Throw her down?

That's rapey. It's Adrian Brody. I think dry humping is rapey also. I don't know why the throwing down part. It's apey and rapey. Grape apey.

Grape apey. We are an apey. Yeah. I was pretty happy with the Academy Award nominations, except for, I have to mention, because Edgar's here, that Scott Pilgrim was snubbed in all categories. What? And especially, they do this thing where they go, there are eight movies that are eligible for the special effects nomination.

No, even less. Here's the thing. It's seven movies. Seven movies. So only two weren't going to make the cut. I know. And you were in there. We, even less. Here's the thing. It's seven movies. Seven movies. So only two weren't going to make the cut. I know. And you were in there. We were in there.

Who's the other one that didn't make it? Tron Legacy and We Didn't Make It. Oh, fuck. Those were both better than Hereafter? Come on. Wait, Hereafter got the special effects? Special effects and serious movies don't count. No.

You were bad. Special effects need to be fun. Here's the thing that happens, though. You know what was cool? We got down to the last seven out of, I think, 350 films. But what's funny is that what they do... Oh, yeah, the effects in Bride Wars alone. Was that last year, Paul?

Two years ago. Okay, Paul was in that, everybody. Seriously, rent or download Bride Wars and just fast forward to Paul's scene. It's hilarious. Thank you very much. The whole time you're like, Paul Shearer's in Bride Wars.

What they do, and this is why I went to, what they do, which was pretty cool actually, is that at the Ampass Theater, they have a thing called the Bake Off where the seven finalists for VFX all present 15 minutes of the film and the visual effects supervisor has to talk about it so i sat there and we watched 15 minutes of like you know effects of tron legacy iron man 2 alice in

wonderland harry potter but i was thinking afterwards i was thinking wouldn't this be a good way of uh judging the dramatic competition as well and call it the cry off just have all of the heaviest bits and only show 15 minutes and yeah yeah like rabbit hole let's just show the parts where Nicole Kidman's face moved holy shit she's a I think she's a great actress and I'm sure she's it is but but isn't it like watching a movie about like she's crying about her dead four-year-old or whatever? I saw this.

She's had a lot of work done. One of the best movies ever. Such a bummer. It's too heavy. Did you see it? No, I'm talking about her face. I want to... Edgar, when you watched,

with no offense to those people, but when you watched the seven finalists, were you like, we got this locked up? No, you know what? It did feel like... He was nervous because the Academy is a bunch of old people. It did feel like, and this is a good thing, and I'm kind of proud of this, but it did feel like Scott Pilgrim was beaming in from Tokyo in the year 2020. It did stand out from the seven, which is a good thing.

You would think that would be the thing. In a snub case, a bad thing. Yeah. Yeah, but in the long haul, let's look at what's up with Hereafter 10 years from now and who's enjoying watching that over and over again. That would be nobody. Unless you're really like, I love tsunamis and all the terrible things that come with tsunamis. I was so excited to see it.

I'm never going to go see it. You were excited to see it? I was so excited. I couldn't wait for it to come out. And then it came out and I just forgot and I never went. No one was excited about it and I got bummed. Oh, wait. It came out too late.

Paul and I watched Season of the Witch. Ooh, yeah. Yeah, you watched that for your podcast, How Did This Turd Get Made? Yes. Wait, what's it called? It's How Did This Get Made. Just take out the turd. And the turd is implied. And we saw it

in the afternoon at the Grove to a kind of a packed cab. And we walked in and we're like, what the fuck are you people doing here? Tuesday afternoon at two o'clock. That's the demo of that movie is The Unemployed. Oh, that's true.

The saddest people alive are going to see Season of the Witch. Give me an extra big Coke and two tickets to Season of the Witch. And then I want to go see A Bride War. Now, wait. I'm curious. My wife wrote this movie. In Bride Wars, were you in the... I don't want to go see a bride war. Now, wait, I'm curious. Were you...

My wife wrote this movie. In Bride Wars, were you in the... Wait, let me ask. In Bride Wars... That is a good point. His wife did write the movie. In Bride Wars, were you part of the Empire or the Rebel Alliance?

I was... The thing was, I was a rogue agent. I was like a Han Solo character. All right, okay. Sold. Yeah, Season of the Witch was puzzling. Yes, I was a rogue agent. I was like a Han Solo character. All right, okay. Sold. Yeah, season of The Witch was puzzling. Yes, it was, because there was no witches. None.

That is a major thing. It turns out it was not witch season at all. Yeah. That would be like watching Scott Pilgrim, and there was never a character named Scott Pilgrim. At all. At all. We just named it that.

Whatever. Yeah, yeah. The witch is aim. At all. We just named it that. Whatever. Yeah. Yeah. It was... The witch is a demon. Spoiler. Is that something they realize in the movie? Like, oh my God, the witch is a demon.

Yeah. They realize it at the end. But it's like it wasn't a season of witch. It was one. Isn't witch and demon like kind of six in one? Season of the witch.

No. What do you think? Oh yeah, I guess the season of Did you want it to be called season of a witch? I thought it was like season of witches. Like, you know,

it was the season the witches come out. I would have gone if it was season of Chip Witch. I love those things. Those are really good. Sarah, you've got a movie coming out

called Peep Show. Peep World. Listen, I know what it's called. I heard about you working on it for several weeks. Peep World. And it's going to be on video on demand starting February 18th. I didn't know that. From IFC Films.

Oh. Yeah. Well, I'm here to tell you that. February 18th? February 18th from IFC Films. Yeah, I'm here to tell you that. February 18th? February 18th. And IFC Films is the same people that brought us the Joan Rivers documentary. I loved that.

And this movie isn't bad. Oh, wow, that's a nice... So you've seen it? Yeah, I saw it. The Toronto Film Festival. Whoa. And you liked it? I really liked it, but my expectations were low.

When did they become low? After you did the movie? Were they ever high where you're like, oh, I like this script? And then when you're shooting it, like, oh, this is bad. And then you were like, oh, it's not that bad. Where did it go? Oh, you can't talk about it. Yeah, but I mean, ooh, this is bad. And then you were like, oh, it's not that bad. Where did it go? Yeah, a little bit. Oh, you can't talk about it. Yeah, but I mean, all the actors are great.

And we all became friends and loved each other. But it was a bonding experience. Who else is in it? Mark Ruffalo? Mike C. Hall. Nice. Maybe you've heard of him, Dexter. Guy in the audience.

Nice. Mike C. Hall. That's John Lith Guy in the audience. Nice. Mike C. That's John Lithgow in the audience. Oh my god. That guy's like newly single. I love him and he's awesome and he, we went to see that. Cancer free. He's cancer free

and he um. Does he have to drop the C from his name since he got rid of cancer? Oh wow. Sean Sacamai, ladies and gentlemen. Boom! Boom! He had to drop the big from it. He was Michael the Big Seahawks.

Now it's just Michael Seahawks for his middle name. And he and another guy who you know, Ben Schwartz, and Rainn Wilson, and myself play siblings. And we went to see John Lithgow's one-man show recently together. All of you? No, the three, not Rainn, but the other three. You and Ben and... And Mike the Big. Was that the show just called Stories?

Stories from the Heart. Stories from the Heart. Yeah, he's traveling around the country with it I want to see that people love it it's him talking telling stories

oh my god I wish you'd go to see it was just on Lithgow going so the blood is discharged through the aorta and then into the and it was just all

stories stories about the heart literally the heart I would like it if he was like you know when I'm oh I wish I knew people in the name. Literally the heart. I would like it if he was like, you know, when I'm... Oh, I wish I knew people in the band Heart. I just realized I started my joke and I couldn't finish it.

Nancy Wilson. Nancy Wilson sisters. And a Nancy Wilson. Damn it. Well, there you go. Make that joke at home for your friends. Oh, it's a DIY joke kit. Yeah, there you go.

I gave you the setup and some of the punchline. Not all of it. Chris Hardwick, is anybody from the world of movies coming up on the Nerdist podcast? We get some pretty amazing guests on there. Yeah. You had Kevin Smith on, right? We had Kevin Smith on, yeah. We did a mashup with his podcast.

Smodcast. Smodcast. Podcast worlds colliding. Did you go to the Smodcastle? We did. We recorded there. We recorded there and it was super fun.

That's awesome. He's basically leased out this little 50 seat theater on Santa Monica Boulevard. Yeah, I've been there. It's nice. And it's really nice. Yeah, Edgar had a really good

chat with him on the, what's that one called? Smod Directors. Smodcastle. No, he's got like seven different ones. Smoothie makers. Smoothie makers. Smoothie makers.

I love what he's doing with Red State. I think it's brilliant. I love that he took it to Sundance and was like, okay, none of you can have it and he bought it for $20. He bought his own movie

and he's going to release it himself because he said it's ridiculous that he would sell it to a studio who would then spend $20 million marketing it wrong and then say like it didn't make its money back

so he just decided he just bought his own movie for $20 and he's just going to release it himself. So he financed it and then bought it. I make its money back. So he just decided he just bought his own movie for 20 bucks and he's just going to release it himself. So he financed it and bought it. I guess so, yeah. It's called Red State because it's about Bruce Willis

and Helen Mirren and Morgan Freeman. Sequel. And they ate Malkovich. Doug, wake up. Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug. Doug, we're in the show. There's people. You're not dreaming. My joke made me sleepy. We have Colin Hanks is coming up in the show. There's people. You're not dreaming. My joke made me sleepy. We have Colin Hanks

is coming up on the podcast as well. Nice. He's doing motion pictures like Orange County. That's right. The Fox show with Good guys.

From West Wing. Good guys, yeah. Bradley Whitford. And Danny Pudi who should be in movies but is not. Who's on Community. Danny Pudi's coming up.

Oh, he's gonna be on? Yep. He'll be in movies. And Zach Galifianakis. Zach Galifianakis. We're gonna record with Zach. Oh, I'm not familiar with. He's on Community? Danny Pudi's coming up. Oh, he's going to be on? Yep. And Zach Galifianakis. Zach Galifianakis. We're going to record with Zach. Oh, I'm not familiar with... He's this Greek feller

who looks like a Viking. He's going to be at the live taping of Nerdist Podcast at Sketchfest on Friday night, January 28th. So some people will hear this podcast before that happens. Somebody got a text! Oh my God, it's from Laura J. Silverman.

Oh my god! On Twitter, she wrote back, I'm good, how are you? Did I look back there and it was over there? Did I just have a stroke? You guys smell toast, right? You smell ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta- brownies. That's awesome. I'll text you back later though because we've got a Leonard Maltin game to play.

Texting is great for podcasts. My sister, Laura Silverman. Yeah, Laura Silverman. I gotta get her on this show. Oh, look at that tall boy he's drinking. All right.

Welcome to UCB Theater where rules do not exist. Drink a fucking tall can of beer. We don't give a shit. If he was a real man, it would be for loco. Oh, we got to see what we're playing for.

I almost started the game without doing that. We got Paul Sears' annual Christmas card. Yeah, guys, get a Christmas card. You can get game without doing that. We got Paul Scheer's annual Christmas card. Yeah, guys, get a Christmas card. You can get your hands on that. They got his Paul Scheer highlights from season one and season two exclusives of Human Giant.

There you go. DVD. Classic promotional item. We hired them off of Craigslist. We have a Christmas card. My Christmas card is me with my wife and three other women. And we hired them off of Craigslist for $20 to come down to Sears in Glendale. And we took a picture in Sears.

And one of them came from as far away as Simi Valley. Thank you for showing it to everybody up close, Chris Hardwick. Chris Hardwick brought a bunch of crap he doesn't want. No, I'm paying it forward. I'm paying it forward, yeah. Composition, which is... No, it's We're Alive. Composition is...

Oh, We're Alive. Oh, I see. We're Alive, the complete first season of an award-winning audio drama. Yeah, it's a serialized audio drama. It's not what you said backstage. Not unlike this show. We're on stage now. And then there's a t-shirt for, what's that for?

Amy's Ice Cream. I bought that shirt at Amy's Ice Cream in Austin, which is super awesome ice cream. And I bought a small, I said, I like a small t-shirt. I told you not to tell this story. It would look cute on this girl in the yellow. It really would. Well, maybe you should play for her, Sarah. Would you like to try it on?

And also, he brought Hijinks in Sioux, Volume 1, Godspeed, You Fancy Bastard by Joel Watson. And Sean Sacamai brought some items, which is delightful of him. Besides the cookies, he brought his DVDs, his precious DVDs. Clearly not a Cameron Diaz fan, because he's giving away Charlie's Angels

and There's Something About Mary. Sarah's in There's Something About Mary, you guys. Did you guys see that River Phoenix documentary? Or, yeah, no, Joaquin Phoenix documentary? I still have. No, but I love the River Phoenix one it's called Buried

oh shit I thought it was called I'm Not Still Here as long as I get one of those in an episode I'm happy can I just

can I just ask wait Doug can I ask you a quick question please I want to ask a quick question about this

I'm Still Here movie yes they kept the facade up for years and then right before the movie came out, Casey Affleck was like, yeah, none of it was real.

Like, why would you fucking... Not the weekend of release. Yeah, wait a couple weeks. Wait a couple weeks or never tell people that. Let them try to figure it out for themselves. I will say, though... Learn from Banksy.

Yes. There is a very uncomfortable moment, though, about something about Mary in there because he has a meeting with Ben Stiller and he starts yelling at Ben Stiller about why would he put a cat in a cast? And when something about Mary,

you put a cat in a full cast, that's cruelty to animals. And he's like really like laying into Ben Stiller and then he gets up and leaves and Ben Stiller's like,

it was a dog. But that's the only fun part of the movie. Yeah, that's the movie. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen the movie. But also, Sean brought a copy of Kick-Ass. Ooh, great. Which, as you all know, is my second favorite movie from last year.

What was your first? Oh, that's the thing called Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. Boom! Boom! Wow. Yeah, I really didn't like it at all. I just did it to suck up to one of my guests. And does the winner get all of these things?

Who? The winner's going to get all this shit. Wow. It's insane, right? Sarah Silverman Program Volume 2, Season 2 on DVD and the songs of the Sarah Silverman Program. Nice. From our rears to your ears.

And look, Doug is on the front. I know, playing the banjo. Is My Vagina on there? I mean, the song, My Vagina. Is the song My Vagina? It's not My Vagina. I was not trying to do a funny bit. You used to do the song called My Vagina

about all the things you put in your vagina. Did I dream that? That was Eddie Murphy Eddie Murphy had one called Boogie In My Butt Boogie In My Butt but I remember I remember

yeah you put a tree in your butt that said put me in your butt but then you but you did a song at Death Ray at the M Bar

where you sang about That was like the only time I ever did that song I vaguely remember that Well you should record that and put it on a compact disc It's only the song from the show. Hey, you guys,

we're in the no digression part of the show. Sorry. You know, the history of digression is long and storied. Jesus, I shouldn't even have

brought this stuff, but it just keeps getting better. Black Swan, the complete screenplay. Yeah. Yeah, there's like page 15. it's like, and then they dance. And then she

masturbates a bunch until she goes crazy. And a cute little picture book that they sent out to try to get awards. Alright, this is the sentence that is the essence of you. Tell me when to stop. It's the essence of me? Stop. Go ahead, stop. That's good. Stop. Stop. This is the essence of me? Stop. Go ahead. Stop. That's good. Stop. Stop.

This is the essence of me. You okay? My life is a non-stop intervention. Sarah also brought a plastic bag. What'd you say it was for? You can pick up your dog's poop with it. Yeah. I brought a cute little monkey from

woot.com and Sarah also brought some awesome buttons from her show that say stuff like, what do they say? May Kadudi was a candidate running for office. There's a little... Nothing really. It's really not anything that sneaks up. Let's just go ahead and throw those out. No, they're in the prize package. Yay! What a great prize pack. That's what you anything to sneeze at. Let's just go ahead and throw those out. No, they're in the prize package. Yay!

What a great prize pack. That's what you're going to win. My guests, please go pick a name tag out of the crowd that you want to play for. Turn on those house lights. Turn on those house lights. I got to go with Becca. I got to go with Becca. So hopefully you can win that shirt.

Yeah, yeah, that shirt is going to look good on Becca. I got to go for Sam for this nicely cut out sign there. Oh, look at Sam's sign. Edgar has an eye for a stylish sign. Nice faggoty sign, queer. I wanna go with the person who's having the epileptic seizure in the center there. Someone's having a seizure?

It looked like it. Pass it down. Pass it down. Oh, it was not ready to be ripped off. All right, Sean still has to pick somebody. Pick someone. Pick someone named

Ruzi. All right, let's go with Patrick. Ruzi's been here a bunch of times. He's a good guy. Don't spoil Ruzi. Oh, he's playing

for Ruzi. That's weird. Who'd you pick, Sean? I picked Patrick. You took his phone? Yes, and he loves movies, too. That's awesome.

People love to put it on their phone. Patrick, you know you're not getting that back, right? You'll get the cheaper model. I feel so bad. I know you're like, you know, you're, it's so embarrassing but I'm like way too old for this but all I can think when somebody

British is talking is like oh my god, they have an accent. I have not gotten past that point. It's so sad. Like, I can't, I don't, I'm not hearing anything you say. Because while you talk, I'm just like dazzled. That's all I'm hearing is. You'll just completely collapse if he uses the word corridor.

Because he says it amazingly. Say it, Edgar. Corridor. Oh my god. I did it extra sexy. I just am too dazzled to just hear it like words. Corridor.

Corridor. Alright, so we're not going to do this elimination style Sarah was worried she'd be kicked out first I wasn't worried What we're going to do Is first person to two points So where you're sitting

Could have a lot to do with How it goes down We'll start with you Sarah You get to pick the first category Would you like American Redo? That's movies that were made in other countries and then Americans made their shitty version of it. Would you like

Animals That Don't Talk? That's movies that feature an animal that doesn't speak. In words, in English. Like Jaws. Or, like Jaws would be an example. Thanks for pre-guessing, Edgar. Sorry.

It could be Jaws 2. It could be Jaws 2. It could be 3D or The Revenge. Just for The Revenge. Or would you like... Somebody go back and re-dub Jaws so it does have a voice? Sorry.

Sorry. Sorry. You know what you do, I bite your head off, Ben Johnson. They have you do every extra possible thing. Is that his name, Ben Johnson? I love eating oil barrels. You're right. You did need a bigger boat, Chop.

What says you threw it in my mouth? Oh, I exploded. Why am I still talking? Okay, or Friday, the day this show plops, is Alan Alda's birthday. So movies featuring Alan Alda. Those are your three

choices. Animals, Alda, American Redo. Fuck. I would go for... Yeah, it's a serious... I wonder if there's one movie that combines all three categories. I wouldn't be surprised if there was. Yeah. But maybe not.

All right. Okay, Sarah, which one would you like? Let's see. I'm deciding between Redo and Alda. That's good that you're narrowing it down for us. I'll go Alda. Oh, Alan Alda. All right.

Who's liking an Alan Alda movie from 78, 89, or 96? These are all 1900s. We're all 1900s. I feel like I know what all three of those would be. Okay, well pick one that you're really sure about and take this thing home. Let's go 96. Okay. 96.

Len Maltin gives this two and a half stars. I heartily disagree. It's better than that. two and a half stars. I heartily disagree. It's better than that. It's a lot better. You heartily disagree. I heartily... No, you will as well. Yeah, I will.

I predict. Two and a half stars from 1996. Let me give you a couple of clues. Pick out a couple of things that don't totally give it away. He calls it offbeat. He calls it offbeat. And he says that... He gives extra kudos to Alan Alda for his performance. That's a shitty clue.

The category is Alan Alda and the clue is Alan Alda's goodness. That's a good point. I'll give another clue. He calls it a cut above the norm What does that mean? And there are 13 names Sarah Silverman, how many names do you think you can get it in? Four

Whoa Nice opening bid, we go to Sean Wow, she really screwed me on this I have no idea what this is And I really don't want to let her guess. I probably. I've got no choice. I've got to say name that movie. Whoa. I like that.

Sacamai. Why is your name Snap the Jap on Twitter? It seems racist. Oh, you're Snap the Jap. You're Snap the Jap. Look at that. Twitter worlds colliding. I like that.

Snap is a nickname my brother gave me, and Jap is half Japanese heritage. I like rhyme scheme. Put them together. You get a nice racist sandwich. Exactly, exactly. Get a slogan from World War II. Isn't Snap...

Never mind. Isn't there something with Snap in it that's like Asian racist? Here's your clues again. Jack is racist. I'm sorry I brought it up. This movie has Alan Alda in it, Sarah. And he's real good in it. Two and a half stars.

I disagree. Fuck! And a couple other things. I'm definitely going to lose Because I like this game It's offbeat And it's Yeah It's cut above

And there's 13 It's cut above It's a 13 person cast Yeah you get 4 out of the 13 names Here we go Your names are John Ford Noonan Who the fuck is that?

David Patrick Kelly Don't know who that is He's great He's a great character actor He was He's in the Warriors He's in was... He's in The Warriors. He's in The Warriors. He's the one that goes, Warriors come out to play.

Oh, I know. It's Warriors 2. Stop it. It's not your turn. Alan Alda is Jaws. Why did I eat this guy's tennis shoe? If it's funny, it bends. If it's not funny, it breaks. Oh, fuck. So it's funny, it bends. If it's not funny, it breaks. Oh, fuck. So it's not that?

Oh, that's what you thought it was? Oh, no! All right, we've narrowed it down to not crimes and misdemeanors. That was the 89 one. Your other two names are Glenn Fitzgerald and Celia Watson. I'm sorry, Weston.

Oh, I love Celia Weston. Did anyone see the other Mall Cop movie? She was good in that. I love that movie. She's great at that as Rogan's mother. Oh my god, she's funny.

I'm gonna stick I'm gonna be wrong, but I'm gonna stick with Woody Allen and say Manhattan Murder Mysteries. Okay. I'll give you the rest of the names. You guys tell me when you know it. Richard Jenkins, Josh Brolin.

Can I guess what it is? Yes. Flying with Disaster. That's correct. That was a good one. It was sexy the way he said disaster. Disaster. Motherfucker.

Nicely done, Edgar. But Sean gets the point. Sean gets the point. Well played, Sean. I love that movie. We start with Edgar. I know, right? It's a great movie.

All right, Edgar. Your chance to get in the game. It's also Elijah Wood's birthday on Friday. Wilfred. Movies featuring Elijah Wood. Jason Gann. Entertainment Weekly did an article of underrated movies, according to writers at Entertainment Weekly,

so that's a category, underrated movies. And then fictional. Tonight, while we're taping this, the president did the State of the Union address. So since we're all ignoring politics. And since he voted. And since he is a fictional president, I thought...

I thought we'd go with fictional president movies. These are movies where the president is a person who's never been president and was just made up for the movie. Or Morgan Freeman movies, that category could be. Yes, that's another name for the category. Which one would you like, Edgar? Let's name for the category. Which one would you like, Edgar?

Let's go for Elijah Wood. All right. Would you like an Elijah Wood movie from 89, 97, or 2006? 97. All right. Two and a half stars from Len Maltin. Missed the boat again, Len. If you're listening, Len, you fucking blew it.

Now get back on your respirator. He doesn't listen. I made out with him. Yeah, she made out with him on the night of Too Many Stars on Comedy Central. Yeah, I forgot to mention that last time. You got up in that big old beard. Wow. Did you give him two and a half stars?

Yeah. Shut up. I would have given him three. He calls this movie sober and... What? Sober and absorbing. The Bounty Towel? Sober.

Sober. Sober and absorbing. From the creators of Snakes and Ladders. And he also says And this is a great Great line Last line of the review A film one could admire Without actually enjoying

What the fuck is that? Two and a half stars 1997 What was the category? Oh Elijah Wood is in it How many names Do you think you get it in, Edgar Wright, out of 12 names? I'm not sure what order the cast is, so I'm going to say zero names.

Okay, now it goes down to Paul Scheer. Edgar Wright's zero names bit doesn't really mean anything for him because he's already in the Tournament of Championships. Name that movie. I'm going to say name that movie. Paul, if you go negative one. Yeah, there's no possible way. You have no idea? Oh, movie. But Paul, if you go negative one, you have no idea? Yeah, there's no possible way.

Oh, well, yeah. If I could say negative one, go Elijah Wood. No. No. He might not be the lead. You're right. No, name that movie.

All right, Edgar, show off to everybody. I could be wrong. The Ice Storm. Ice Storm is correct. Wow. Is Kevin Kline the top build?

Kevin Kline is number one build. But reading from the bottom, it's kind of crazy. Katie Holmes is the last build person. I don't even remember her being in that. And then there's also some other pretty good names in there. Tobey Maguire is pretty low on the list. Jamie Sheridan, Christina Ricci. Who played the little kid that had a sexual connection with?

It was Elijah. It was Toby, Elijah, and Christina Ricci were the kids that were all kind of... It wasn't Elijah. Yeah, it's Elijah and Christina Ricci, isn't it? There's a younger... No, but there's... Oh, Jean-Pierre Ramsey. Oh!

What? Adam Hanford. Too soon. Right, I'm sorry. Too soon. That kid was amazing. Sorry. So sorry. All right, that was fun. That was incredible. So Sean has a point. I kid was amazing. Sorry. So sorry.

All right, that was fun. That was incredible. So Sean has a point. I feel the energy. He's good at this. I wonder his last name's right. Am I right? Am I right?

Nailed it. Nailed it. Nailed it. All right, so we start with Chris Hardwick. Shit, I'm not going to. Wait. What about Paul? You were in it already.

You just challenged him and lost, so suck it. Sorry, Caitlin. Boy, that is Ruffalo-level anger there, Paul. Just a little intention. I thought the Hulk was going to be. Shit. Don't make me slightly annoyed. I'm angry with you, but.

He just gets kind of green, then then he just like walks away with envy yeah well that's it we're out of time thank you for coming everybody right all right all right it's okay you want keep that amazing riff going it was pretty awesome would you like in theaters now that's movies that are in theaters now America redo or animals that don't Talk? Oh, I gotta do Animals That Don't Talk. You have to, right? Yes.

Because you played a talking animal in one thing. I did. Presumably, nearly all movies have animals that don't talk in them.

They do quite often, but it's not normally the titular animal. Oh, I got you. I'm right. Yeah. Like Benji goes to Marine World, you would expect Benji to talk,

but he doesn't. No. He's just at Marine World having himself a time. Dog scuba suit. Google it. It's the best image you'll ever see.

What? Benji in a scuba suit. Would you like a non-talking animal? I'm a talking cow in a cartoon. What? No, he was a cow who has udders, even though he's a male cow.

I did a show for Nickelodeon for years. I played a talking cow. Barnyard? Back of the barnyard? Yeah. I played a talking cow. Doyard? Back of the barnyard? Yeah. I played a talking cow named Otis. Do it.

I'm doing it now! Yeah! This is me. This is Otis! Would you like, Otis, would you like a... Doug, it's me, Chris. From 65, 92, or 2000? 65, uh...

Oh, shit. 65, 92, or 2000? 65. Oh, shit. I bet I know what the 65. 92 or 2000. Let's do 65. Whoa. Leonard Ball gives us three stars. I'll give you some clues. There's an exclamation point in the title.

Uh-huh. Yeah, so it's very excited about this titular animal. And Leonard calls it long but entertaining suspense comedy. What? Long but entertaining suspense comedy.

And there are nine names. The Maltese Falcon does not have an exclamation mark. How many names do you think you can get, Chris Hardwick? I'll say five. Five names. Sarah Silverman?

Use your microphone. Use your stage voice. This is my... I either challenge him, which I will not know the answer. Yeah. But then I want my terminal. How many names did he say? Five?

Five. Yeah, so you can say name that movie. You might get a point if he doesn't do it. All right, name that movie. I think he's going to do it. Oh. Excellente. I thought I know what it was,

but the suspense thing is throwing me off Ed Wynn is in this movie don't you know he does play a talking animal Frank Gorshin is in this movie that wasn't a really good Frank Gorshin impression but he of course was the Riddler on the Batman TV show

and the voice of Freddy in Scooby Doo William Demarest. Uh-huh. Yeah. From the fucking I Love Lucy. No, no. Not. Yeah.

My Three Sons. Yeah, My Three Sons. Close enough. Elsa Lanchester. From Brian Frankenstein. Ooh, Elsa Lanchester. And Neville Brand. Who, I believe one of his last movies was The Adventures of Baron Munchausen.

Oh, my God. I'm going to get a point. I'm so excited. Yeah, you are because this is not the movie I thought it was. No idea?

I thought it was 1965. What did you think it was? I thought it was the Disney movie with Dean Jones and Suzanne Plachette

about the dachshunds. Oh, what's that called? Dogs. Crazy Dachshund Times. I don't remember. Flying Dobermans?

No, it was... I thought he was in a movie about ducks. Well, he did a lot of animal... Million Dollar Duck. He did a lot of animal biopics. There was a dachshund one, too? Yeah, there was a dachshund one, too. It's live action, right? Oh, I know. Hot Dog the Movie. No, that was a ski romp. Oh, right.

Alright, so you have no other guests in the movie with Tom Jones? Dean Jones. Who? Dean Jones? Yeah, Dean Jones. Well, it's funny you should say that because Dean Jones is the second build in this movie. Can I guess what a movie with Tom Jones. Dean Jones. Dean Jones? Yeah, Dean Jones. Well, it's funny you should say that because Dean Jones is the second build in this movie. Can I guess what it is? And Edgar would like to guess what it is. Well, the thing is that a suspense comedy is throwing me off.

Right? Is it That Darn Cat? Yes, it is. God damn. That's not a suspense comedy. He did so many of Dean Jones. I saw it on cable in my hotel room the other day. Would you call that a suspense comedy?

Is the cat from outer space? I saw it in my hotel room, and it has long scenes where I watch 15 minutes before you even see the fucking cat. And it's midway through the movie. But it's like there's these bad henchmen, played by Frank Gorshin and another guy, who are constantly threatening to kill people, even though it's like a Disney movie about a cat that saw them murder a dude

and the cat so the cat's the main witness in the crime. And so Dean Jones tries to cozy up to the girl who owns the cat to get the cat

to testify. I'm gonna cut off your head and jerk off down your throat. Dean Jones did all those he did like

the Shaggy Dog the Shaggy DA he did that the Doxan movie I don he did that the Doxin movie I don't remember what the Doxin movie is called isn't he in the Love Bug as well Dean Joseph

yes he is the ugly Doxin the ugly Doxin there's no such thing as an ugly Doxin no that's like calling a movie Unstoppable

fuck which is an Academy Award nominee by the way that and the Wolfman and Salt all got Academy Award nominations, by the way. That and The Wolfman and Salt all got Academy Award nominations. For most unlikely movies to get nominated

for Academy Award. They're just all in weird technical categories and will lose to Inception. Please don't rub in Salt. Oh, I'm sorry. Don't rub the Salt in. Yes! Nailed it! Nice!

So what just happened? Who got a point? Sarah did. Oh, Sarah did. So Sarah's got a point. Sean's got a point. Edgar's got a point. And you two are pointless. You tried to guess it and you're wrong, so let's start with Sean. Alright, Sean, would you like In Theaters Now,

Entertainment Weekly's underrated movies Or fictional president Let's go with in theaters now Exciting category I gotta pick one of these bitches Alright It's in theaters now So Leonard doesn't give it stars

And we know that the year is 2010 Wait a second In theaters now It's 2011. Oh. It could be 2010 or 2011, but it's in theaters now. Shit, that's a fucking tough...

This game is a mindfuck. You gotta fucking throw that wrench into it. It says 2010, but I'm not gonna say if that's right or wrong. Motherfucker. All right. He says he had low expectations. Sarah's movie. Leonard says.

That's what you said. I know. I'm laughing. Okay. They said, ah, like I insulted you. They smell good, right? They're good. And he wishes all the talented people involved had produced a more original or memorable film. Those are the clues.

And there are eight names no nine names I think I understand I think I know this one all right well settle down I think it's in theaters now we start with Sean right yeah I can do nine names I can do it in five okay Edgar. Edgar? What were the clues? Low expectations and... And that people are more talented than the movie. People involved. How many names did you say? Five. It's in theaters now. I think I know what it is.

I'm going to go... What did you say? Five names. How many names? Only nine. There's nine. I'll go three names. Two.

Paul Scheer says two. Confident two from Scheer. Hardwick. Name that movie, Paul. All right. All right, Paul. Your two names are Talia Balsam and Mindy Kaling. No strings attached.

We have a four-way tie. Nice job. All right, let's start with Sarah. You get to pick. Entertainment Weekly's underrated movies, fictional president, or American Redo? Remakes of foreign...

Underrated. Underrated. Is that of old time or specific time? You know, Entertainment Weekly kind of does from around when they started publishing. Like, they try to do more modern stuff. What are you going to say? Do you want one from this year, this year, this year? I'll give you the years.

Yeah. Does underrated mean they gave it a PG but they showed people fucking in it? Whoopsie! You are so precocious. His true grit was underrated. They gave that PG-13 and it's super violent. Yeah, when he shoots that cornbread, I was like, what?

They gave... Really? You think it was underrated? And they gave Yeah, when he shoots that cornbread, I was like, what? And they gave King's speech an R because of one scene where he goes, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. It's not even in a sexual context, and it's an extremely educational movie. So there's my point. You only allowed one non-sexual, non-threatening fuck in a PG-13. You know what I always want to do is make a PG-13 movie and then have it all be clean and then on the last like over the credits

just have somebody go FUCK! Just the one time. Because you can have that one. Sarah and I did a movie called School for Scoundrels. Thank you very much. And I remember they used to obsess over when they could

use their one fuck. They'd be like, now? I don't know. You know Billy Bob got to say it when it did happen, right? Oh, of course, yeah.

It wasn't he either. I'm always in every director's worst movie. We'll talk about it after the show, but there's somebody that's even better at you than that.

Ooh. All right, but I don't want's even better at you than that. Ooh. All right, but I don't want to name names. 2006, 2001, or 1996. Mark Ruffalo. Correct and yes. We got to go. We got to go. 96, 2001, or 2006.

These are movies that are underrated, according to Entertainment Weekly. Let's go. Me and Len might disagree. Let's go 2006, just to be recent. Yeah, keep it cool. The and Len might disagree. Let's go 2006 just to be recent. Yeah, keep it cool. The weather makes it cool. Two and a half stars from Len.

I've never watched it from beginning to end so I can't agree or disagree other than to say I've never watched it from beginning to end. I'll give you two more clues. He calls it visually sumptuous. And he says that it's based

on a book. This is an underrated movie from 2006 and you have And what year is it now? 2011. You have 13 names. How many names do you think you can get it in? Don't say 21 questions.

Eight. Nice. Sean? Don't say 21 questions 8 Sean 7 Edgar 5 Hardwick Paul Shearer named that movie This is for the win Paul Shearer Who are you playing for?

Caitlin Good luck Caitlin How many? 4 names This is for the win, Paul Shearer. Who are you playing for? Caitlin. Caitlin. Where's Caitlin? Good luck, Caitlin. For the win. How many? Four names? Four names. All right.

You want the clues again? You want the clues again? Visually sumptuous and based on a book. 2006 and two and a half stars from Leonard, and I don't agree or disagree. Oh! But Entertainment Weekly... I can't say anything. Entertainment Weekly says it's underrated. And the names are Sarah Adler.

Right, right, of course. Mary Nighy. M-I-G-H-Y. Marianne Faithfull. And Danny Houston. Danny Houston. Of course we all know from Wolverine. All right.

It's visually amazing. Sumptuous. Sumptuous. I don't know it. I'm going to take a bold guess and say, what dreams may come? Oh, visually sumptuous.

And based on a book? The rest of the names are... I got it. I got it. Oh, wait, Edgar. Marianne Twinet. Yeah, that's it. Jesus.

Come on. I just read that in Entertainment Weekly this week. I did, I did. I wouldn't have gotten that, though. Oh, Jesus, this is hilarious. Edgar's so good. I got a point. Yeah, Becca.

Five-way tie. You're on your way to T-shirt time, Becca. His next word decides it. Apologies to Comedy Death Ray and all that are waiting for it because the show is going long, way long, and I got to finish this up. So let's go to... Who got that last point?

I did. I did, so Sarah. Sarah? Oh, you got the points. You're with Sarah. Okay. Sarah, from all the categories we played tonight, which one do you like the best? Pick out of any of them. Sarah, from all the categories we played tonight,

which one do you like the best? Pick out of any of them. American Redo, Animals That Don't Talk, Alan Alda, Elijah Wood, in theaters now, underrated movies, or fictional president movies? What was the third to last? I believe it was in theaters now Oh no

Wait say it one more time Alan Alda Animals Foreign films remade Underrated movies Fictional president Pick one Let's do remakes

Remakes Bam 2001, 2002, 2009 Yeah 2001, 2002, 2009 Yeah Three years Nine Nine Alright Leonard gives us three stars I never saw

Because it looks fucking awful It's from 2009 And he says about it He says He says He says Lightweight material And he says that it's Based on an Italian film

Lightweight material based on an Italian film Three stars, 2009 And there are ten names I can name it in ten names Bam! Sean, Sacamai Thank thank you for being here. Thank you for having me. I really wanted to guess one with zero names, but...

You really picked some tough competitors. Yeah, I know. I didn't expect any of you to get here. You should have picked TJ Miller and Natasha Leggero and a tree stump. What a fucking waste of your $1,700. I'm sorry, but I have to. I have to go zero names.

I have to give it a shot. Yeah. He's saying zero names, Edgar. What? He's saying zero names. I know he's going to go negative one. You're handing it to Edgar.

I didn't notice. I'm going to say name that movie. All right, here we go. Oh, Sean Sacamai. That would be amazing if you pulled it out right now. Pressure's on.

Do you think you know what it is? Italian remake. I had Italian remake coming to me. It was Italian. Italian remake. Can you pulled it out right now. Pressure's on. Do you think you know what it is? Italian remake. That Italian remake. Italian. It was Italian. Italian remake. Can you give me the clue one more time? Ten names.

Somebody sent me a text. Sorry. What I say about it, I said it was Italian. Give him one more clue. One more clue. And that it was... Oh, lightweight material. What do you think it is from 209?

I know I'm wrong on this, but is it From Usher with Love? 2009. Let me guess again. That was last year. Not 1963. That's what I was thinking.

Not 1963. I was thinking from Paris with Love. Oh, that I was thinking. Not 1963. Okay. I was thinking from Paris. From Paris with Love. Paris with Love. Oh, that was a good guess, though. But I don't know if that wasn't really a television. That was a good guess. Was that a remake of something? I guess it was, right?

I thought it was a European film. Wasn't it? Might have been a remake. Should have been a European film. Anyway. It was awesome. And Edgar, you got no idea? I didn't think so.

So Sarah's our winner, but let me just say the names. James Murtaugh, Catherine Moaning, Melissa so I know a frozen river no she's third build out of James Frayn Damien young Lucien Mazzel Sam Rockwell Kate Beckinsale Drew Barrymore Robert De Niro oh I, I know. Everyone's fine. Everyone's fine, yes. But Sarah's our winner, everybody. Let's hear it for Sarah. I'm sorry, Becca.

I'm so sorry. Sarah winner. Well done. Where's your winner? Where's Lauren? I'm sorry, all three of you. Where's Lauren at? Oh, hi.

Sorry. All right. You guys stay there. We're not done yet. Everybody that was a competitor who lost, come get your name. Edgar's the winner. Edgar won.

What do you mean Edgar won? Because he's the name of that movie. Oh yeah, Edgar did win. Get it away from her! Get it away from her! Oh. Here, wait, wait, wait, wait. Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam.

Hang on a second. Hang on a second. Hang on a second. You get the tiny shirt. Who did Edgar play, but where's Sam? Here, Sam, come and get this shit. That's hilarious. One time I announced the wrong winner and nobody called me on it. That was amazing.

Oh, she gets the cookies. Cookies. They're good. They're real good. They're so good. Cookies are so good. I gave the girl in the yellow gets the cookies. They're good. They're real good. I love how Lauren gave the girl in the yellow hoodie the shirt. But the people

that did lose, including you, I'm sorry, come tell me who you want me to call a shithead. Well, you guys, quickly, starting with Chris, just any plugs you have of things that are coming up? The Nerdist podcast. I'm on Twitter at Nerdist and other stuff. Ah, fuck. I'm on Twitter at paulshear.com

and you can listen to my podcast, How Did This Get Made? I'm doing this, I'm curating at the New Beverly at the moment. And if this goes out, if this goes out on Friday morning, there's two more.

There's The Wanderers and The Warriors on Friday night. And on Sunday night, Thunderbolt and Lightfoot and Miami Blues. There you go. Come along. When is it? Sunday night.bolt and Lightfoot and Miami Blues. Come along. When is it? Sunday night. I'm busy.

Big plans. Thanks for having me on the podcast. Glad the money went to a good cause. Hope everyone had fun. Plug your Twitter. Snap the Jap. Snap the Jap on Twitter. Thank you all for joining us. You did a really great job. You were fantastic.

Great job. Very nice. That worked out nice. We didn't get some weird thank you all for you did a really great job you were fantastic yeah great job yeah very nice that worked out nice we didn't get some weirdo that won the auction like last year that Larry Zerner guy no he was great too

we're two for two and it's time for me to announce who the shitheads are Rosemary Sessy is a shithead finally someone served her up. Fuck you,

Rosemarie Sessy. We were all thinking it. This nice young lady over here in the yellow, she said nobody is a shithead. That's a nice way to go about it. It's under the Japanese guy. Nobody. L-O-E-B-O-D-D-Y. Thanks again to Chris Hard hardwood paul sheer edgar wright sean sakamai and sarah

silverman thank you uh oprah is a we all knew that and andrew andrew lloyd weber is the shitter.