Doug Loves Movies - Sarah Silverman, Kevin Corrigan, Rob Cantrell and Gary Gulman guest

Episode Date: April 29, 2015

Live from the Gramercy Theatre in New York City, Doug welcomes comedians Sarah Silverman, Rob Cantrell and Gary Gulman and actor Kevin Corrigan to the show. See Privacy Policy at https://...art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds with 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies! Hey, hey, hey, everybody. Is the lighting going crazy or is it me? Do I need to take my glaucoma medicine? My name is Doug and I love movies. This is our movie. That was really smooth, you guys. Coming to you on night two of a two-night run here at the Gramercy Theater in New York City.
Starting point is 00:00:59 It's Tuesday, April 28th, 2015. Let me see your name tags, New York. I know you made some good'uns. Oh, okay. There's a minion up front. Does it have your name on it? Oh, there it is. Is it a tiny little post-it that you put on your minion doll?
Starting point is 00:01:22 Your post-it fell off of your boomerang. You guys really put this shit together good. Mystic Pizza, front row. Devon. What does that mean? It's a slice of heaven. Oh, Mystic Pizza, a slice of heaven. You change it to a slice of Devon.
Starting point is 00:01:42 Okay. That's next level name taggery right there. Where's the, oh, there she is. Oh, my God. Look at those hands. Can you stand up and show everybody? Now she's got those scary hands from Pan's Labyrinth.
Starting point is 00:01:59 And the fucking scary head. This is like, oh, my God. Someone would just shoot you dead if you just jumped out at them with all that on. So be careful with that.
Starting point is 00:02:15 What's your name again? I forgot. Katie? Katie? I was right? Oh boy. I'm so excited. My allergies, is allergies bad for you guys today? Yeah, yeah, I got to do some more cocaine or something.
Starting point is 00:02:35 Distract my nose. But anyway, thanks for bringing all those name tags, you guys, and good luck. you guys and good luck. Douglas Movies is coming to Denver, Dallas, Austin, Bloomington, Indiana back right here in New York City on June 9th. Minneapolis, Portland, Oregon, Philadelphia,
Starting point is 00:02:56 Tempe, Arizona, San Diego. All these dates and links are at DouglasMovies.com and yes, you heard right. Douglas Movies is coming back to New York City on June 9th. This time over at the Sister Theater over here at Irving
Starting point is 00:03:12 Plaza and tickets are on sale tomorrow at noon so by the time people are hearing this, tickets will be on sale. But for everyone here tonight, you can pick up your tickets at the box office on your way out for Tuesday, June 9th. And it's only $15.
Starting point is 00:03:31 You save the $4 in service charges if you buy them here tonight. So there's that. Plus we got a prize bag that's chock full of fun stuff. Some cookies. They're called Tate's Bake Shop. You guys really like those? Is it my imagination or did somebody throw something up on the stage? Did I miss it? It's like a phantom joint got thrown up here, because that happens sometimes. So just now the light hit me in such a way that I thought, oh, someone's throwing a joint. Nope. Nope. You're just crazy, Doug. Oh my God, there's so many good things in here. I want to go through all this with
Starting point is 00:04:19 the guests once we get them out here. But of course, there's a Doug Loves Movies t-shirt, once we get him out here. But of course, there's a Doug Loves Movies T-shirt and then lots of other stuff. It's another big, heavy, fun prize bag. Let's get my guests out here. You guys ready? Please give a big, warm welcome to Kevin Corrigan, Gary Goldman, Rob Cantrell,
Starting point is 00:04:38 and Sarah Silverman. Thank you. Oh, it works. It works, Gary Goldman, everybody. Gary Goldman. Goldman. Checking his mic like a pro. What did you bring for the bag, Gary? Oh, I brought a sweet sketchbook and some pencils, you know, for the kids.
Starting point is 00:05:32 Sketchbook and pencils, you guys. Yeah. It's going to get a lot of use. You'll rediscover the artist. So we know which guest is really going to be looking for a creative name tag. Like he probably won't pick one where a small post-it is involved. I'm not going to name names. I'm just saying I think your chances are slim.
Starting point is 00:06:02 Thank you for bringing these, Gary. And Sarah Silverman is here, you guys. She brought some fun stuff for the bag. I'm not home, so I had to... She's away from so she had to you know really throw something together I think you made quite a sacrifice I I had an itch to have
Starting point is 00:06:34 like a a regret that isn't a huge deal and so I I cut just mo bangs just and uh I haven't figured them out yet, but that's the rest of my hair. I was going to give it...
Starting point is 00:06:52 It's easily 10 inches, so I could give it to Loxo of Love, but you know what? I didn't want to spoil them. That's some nice hair. You could probably make about 10 Hitler mustaches out of this hair. For your next 10 Halloweens, you could be like, Sarah Silverman, her hair is my Hitler mustache.
Starting point is 00:07:18 That would be such an honor. It's in a shower cap. Yeah, it's in a shower cap. So you get a shower cap, too, for your trouble. I could not find a bag. Well, thank you for bringing that, Sarah. My joy. And Rob Cantrell is here, everybody.
Starting point is 00:07:37 Hello. Hello. New York City. New York City. He's always nice enough to bring a copy of his latest album, which in this case is a rap album full of all of his rap hits. Like, what's an example of a track on the album? The album, of course, is called Dreams Never Die.
Starting point is 00:08:00 Yeah. And the cover art is a seagull with a laser coming out of its eye. It's a pelican with a laser. I thought it was a pelican. I feel like such a... I say seagull every time, I think. I think I fuck it up the same way every time. Sarah had such a creative idea. It's such a great, you know, brilliant hair...
Starting point is 00:08:18 I realize now I should have sat at the end as a courtesy to all of you. But what are you going to do do i would say it's gonna be a harebrained idea no uh but i just brought my cd yeah and there's rap songs on it and uh with the video i want to make next is called babies and shit and it's uh it's a rap song all about babies and shit do you want to hear the chorus? Yes. Okay, okay, it goes, it goes. I wifed up my chick, gave her the dick. Nine months later, I got babies and shit. I like it. And it does that. That's wonderful. Yeah. So yeah, it's not as, you just have the one child, of course. Yeah. And then I also brought a sweatshirt, a high-time sweatshirt from the San Francisco Cannabis Cup 2011.
Starting point is 00:09:11 Before I had babies and shit, I went out there and hosted their award show at the end, and that was fun. It's great because if you are a stoner and you feel like not enough people know, you can wear that. You could just be like, oh, you think I like weed? I really like weed. So true. And you also brought this. Yeah, it's a bootleg copy of Notorious. The story of Notorious Big and that's what you got
Starting point is 00:09:50 how many pages does my sketchbook have in it? I thought it was a great guess it was thoughtful it was remarkably thoughtful who's the girl on the front of the sketchbook? Lynn Redgrave. Is that true? I don't know how you knew that.
Starting point is 00:10:12 Or why you knew that. It's my go-to, who is that? Lynn Redgrave, it's always funny. I feel so rude waiting to introduce him last, because he's a first-time guest, and I'm so excited to have him, because he's one of my favorite actors. Kevin Corrigan is
Starting point is 00:10:26 here everybody. Thank you. I think when you start talking normal that the listeners of the podcast are going to know exactly who you are from your voice. You have a super distinct awesome voice. You have a super distinct awesome voice. Now I'm putting you on the spot to just
Starting point is 00:10:48 talk like a normal person. But what did you bring for the prize bag? I have two DVDs there of movies that I was in over the years that never really made it out of the festival circuit, but they're good movies
Starting point is 00:11:04 that I was, you know, that's... Out there? Out there. It's written and directed by David Wyke. And it has myself and David and Eben Moss-Backrack, Clea Duvall, and Xander Berkley, and it's good. Xander Berkley, he's classic. He is. xander berkeley he's classic and then another one called registered sex offender
Starting point is 00:11:30 or rso as those in the rso family like to refer to it by bob by Written and directed by Robert Byington. Yeah, I just saw his latest one, Seven Chinese Brothers. Oh, yeah. And, you know, paid close attention during the movie and only counted zero Chinese people. So I'm going to have to see it again.
Starting point is 00:12:00 I'm kind of worried registered sex offender will have no registered sex offenders in it. No. Which is a good thing, I guess. And then you brought some music that you were involved in. Yes, that's an album, a solo album by Daniel Harnett. New York-based. New York-born and bred.
Starting point is 00:12:21 LaGuardia High School. Fame High School. Educated. You know, he's a New York guy. He's great. He's like the Sid Barrett of New York. His album cover, he's got a lion face. I assume that's him.
Starting point is 00:12:37 I designed the album cover. I didn't actually do that drawing. I kind of took a picture of Daniel and then I kind of drew over it and then gave it to a friend of mine who could actually draw well. Did you use a sketchbook? I was wondering if we were
Starting point is 00:12:58 eligible ourselves up here, panelists, to... I don't think it's going to go. Is that a bass album?'s all bass no there's bass on it oh that's good i thought that's what i heard but yeah there is almost song i think they actually have very funny gary you're right it actually says bass included on here because sometimes sometimes you'll take a cd home and the music will be playing no bass. You're like, where the fuck's the bass? I was just thinking about my favorite bass line.
Starting point is 00:13:29 Is it from the Barney Miller theme? It is! Damn it! It is! It is! It is! She is the coolest! You are the coolest!
Starting point is 00:13:39 You are the coolest! Did this dryer sheet come out of me? It's not possible. I do not use them. They're too perfumey. Do you know what it goes? It goes... It's the hi-hat.
Starting point is 00:14:04 But you're right, Sarah. I can't believe that. You're always right. Aw. Hal Linden, is he still alive? Rest in peace. No, he is alive. I think Linden is still alive.
Starting point is 00:14:16 I went to the theater camp. Abe Vigoda's definitely still alive. Yes. He is? Yes. I saw him being dragged on the Upper West Side the other day. I swear to you. Fish broke up, but he's still alive.
Starting point is 00:14:30 We got a t-shirt from Star Wars Minute. We've got my CD, Gateway Doug 2, Force Fun. My new CD, Promotional Tool, is coming out on June 9th. I included a Mentos container that somebody gave me on the road that is like the perfect thing to put your weed in. Close it up. You put a couple of J's in there. They can't get crushed.
Starting point is 00:14:52 You can't smell it. Mentos. Remember that, you guys. It's a good... You can put human hair in it if you want. No one will know you're carrying human hair. I got a lighter from our friends at Chameleon Glass. I got a poke bowl, a nice little yellow poke bowl from our friends at Poke Bowl.
Starting point is 00:15:15 And I don't know why I opened it up. That's a thing. Poking a bowl is a thing that I wasn't aware of until recently. It's a neat thing. It really is great. It's a thing that I wasn't aware of until recently. It's a neat thing. It really is great.
Starting point is 00:15:28 My friend Pat Bear, who recorded the sound on the show here last night, gave us for the prize bag tonight a Spanish-language version of Say Anything. Wow! On VHS. I buried the lead on that one. It's on VHS. So that's a weird clunky item. Oh, it was a blockbuster copy.
Starting point is 00:15:56 Oh, sad. Yeah, all of that is going to be somebody's tonight here. At the most movies. I'm glad I went with kind of an offbeat. Somebody's going to win all of this stuff. I think the sketchbook will work out well because it seems to be DVD and CD heavy. You can like draw spaceships
Starting point is 00:16:19 while you're watching a DVD or something. Or use it on your artist's way. Yeah. They say doodling is very good for brain... It is for, like, brain retention, because you just... They say that Burt Bacharach was a relentless doodler.
Starting point is 00:16:41 Do you doodle, Sarah? I do. You do. What was the last thing you doodled? just a million squares ah that's cool Gary Goldman
Starting point is 00:17:01 have you been to the movies lately? I haven't been to the movies, but last night... What was the last movie you saw? Big Eyes. Oh, there's a mixed response. Loved it. You brought it up backstage, and I kind of... Because I wanted to talk about it.
Starting point is 00:17:17 I was like, let's save it for the show. Yeah. But I was also making some calls, see if I can have you replaced for the show. Because Big Eyes is a dumb movie. I didn't think it was terrible. I just didn't. I just, you know, if you know anything about the story, there's not really much to learn or glean from watching the movie.
Starting point is 00:17:36 Oh, well, I was cold going in, and I thought it was sort of a commentary on art in general and the nature of the critic as well as the nature of the salesman. Sarah, Sarah, have you seen any movies lately? No, it's interesting. I love that you got that out of it. I just thought it was rather... Like every artist needs a hype man, but if he also abuses you
Starting point is 00:18:00 physically and verbally, then... Yeah, that's a bad hype man. But he sold her paintings. I thought Christoph Waltz is... He's, like, one of my favorite actors. I thought he was, like, miscast. I thought it was just a weird performance. I adored it.
Starting point is 00:18:20 I could see myself purchasing it. Gary came in here today so in love with Big Eyes. He had so many plans. No, no, no. You can't take it away from me because I own it. On iTunes. What about you, Sarah? Tell us about something good. I saw, I mean,
Starting point is 00:18:42 I forgot about this part. I saw a movie last night. Which one? Thank you. I think that's enough. I went to a movie premiere with my lover that I have sex with. And he is in it. And it's called Far From the Madding Crowd.
Starting point is 00:19:06 Oh. It's based on a book, I guess. You loved it. He wants to see it so bad. and it's like one of those period pieces where you're like, this is going to be fucking boring. It's so good.
Starting point is 00:19:18 How many stars? I've seen it twice. I never see things twice. Wow. Carey Mulligan? She's just so winning and magical and like... She's like a pixie fairy or some shit.
Starting point is 00:19:29 She's so fucking fun to watch. So talented. It's so good. And it's so beautiful. And this guy is going to love it. Yeah. All right. Good answer.
Starting point is 00:19:43 Sorry, I don't have any. Great answer. Well done. I like. Good answer. Sorry, I don't have any. Great answer. Well done. I like Carrie Mulligan. She's wonderful. You're going to see her in a play this week, Doug. I'm going to go see Skylight. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:56 Multi-Tony nomination. She got nominated for a Tony today, along with Bill Nighy. Good old Billy Nighy. Nighy. Bill Nighy, the not Billy Nighy. Nighy. Bill Nighy, the not science guy he. Robert Cantrell, what was the last motion picture you saw? Was it with your three-year-old? No, no.
Starting point is 00:20:18 Well, maybe it was. No, but I saw Chappy was the last one I saw. Yeah, that's not for kids. No, I didn't bring my three-year-old to Chappie. It's a pretty cute robot, though, for a really violent movie. Yeah, it's an amazing robot. It does nunchucks. And that's why I love that film so much.
Starting point is 00:20:39 And then I saw House of Cards. Is that a movie? Nuh-uh. So I saw that shit. You binge-watched, like, the whole thing? Yeah. I love the first two seasons. The third season, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:20:52 They're phoning it in a bit. I don't know. Yeah, that's what Spacey is known for, phoning it in. No, he's amazing. How dare you? But the first few, he's strangling dogs and throwing people in front of him. Whoa, whoa! I know, the first thing, he's evil.
Starting point is 00:21:07 That's what he's supposed to be. All right. He's supposed to be. But the third season, it's just like politics. It's just like watching the news. How does it end? Yeah, somebody dies at the end. But it's still going on.
Starting point is 00:21:28 The end of the season. The season. Somebody dies at the end of the season. But I didn't enjoy it that well. But Chappie was the other film I saw. I just feel overwhelmed by all these shows that are coming out on all these various platforms where they give you a whole season
Starting point is 00:21:46 at once. Because like if movies were all 8 or 10 hours each, I'd never get around to most of them. I'd be like, ugh, that's such a long ass movie. So to have all of it at once like that, it's just really not working out for me. But lots of people love it.
Starting point is 00:22:01 I love the first two seasons. Yeah, that was the only thing I watched. Not the only thing. But it was spread out. You didn people love it. I love the first two seasons. Yeah, that was the only thing I watched. Not the only thing. But it was spread out. You didn't watch it. Rob only likes things that begin with the letter C. House of Cards. What am I doing?
Starting point is 00:22:18 What am I doing? It's not Cards of House, you idiot. Moving on. Kevin, speaking of C words, Corrigan, Kevin, what have you seen lately? Have you seen anything good? I have to go with Listen to Me, Marlon.
Starting point is 00:22:41 I don't know if you've heard of this movie, but it's going to be out in July, I guess. This is a great movie. I can't know if you've heard of this movie, but it's going to be on. It's going to be out in July, I guess. This is a great movie. I can't wait to own it and watch it all the time. It's one of those. It's a documentary and it's fucking great. I was blown away by it. What's it about? I'm assuming
Starting point is 00:22:57 it's about Marlon Wayans. And you're all going to love it. You're going to fall in love with it, as I did. But what's it about, though? Was Sarah right? Listen to me, Marlon. You can't ride this last name any further.
Starting point is 00:23:25 It's not that strong a last name anymore, Marlon. Listen to me, Marlon. It's narrated. It's a documentary about Brando narrated by Marlon himself using years and years worth of self-hypnosis tapes that he made.
Starting point is 00:23:41 And that the filmmaker was given access to. Is that true? Yes yes it's absolutely true this is the greatest movie made ever made this is the best movie of 2015 the best actors you know on the 10 best list at least least. Does he blame the Jews for it all? Oh, please. It's fantastic. You know, it opens up with him like on a CGI screen. It's like a Steadicam going through his house on Mulholland Drive.
Starting point is 00:24:23 And it just looks like a ghost house, like a haunted house, and you hear him talking, and finally the camera finds the room where you think he is, and it's his face on a big flat screen, like a CGI version of his face, because apparently he had lent himself to some computer wizards who are going to get rid of actors in the future and just replace them with
Starting point is 00:24:52 the horror. Yes, that's exactly right. And he says, it's gonna happen. It's gonna happen, all you actors out there. This is our swan song. I made that up. I just made that up. actors out there. This is our swan song. I made that up. I just made that up. Yes! I'm so excited. No, I...
Starting point is 00:25:14 It's true. I wanted to see that movie. I thought he was talking about Mad Max. Similar vibe. Do you want to ask Sarah or should I? Was that true or did you make it up? No, it's true. Don't you want it to be true?
Starting point is 00:25:44 I guess. It is. It is true. Wait till you want it to be true yes it is it is true when do you see it when's it coming out i think uh july you gotta wait a while when it comes out we'll be like i guess it is a thing or it'll eat at us for the rest of our lives When it comes out, we'll be like, I guess it is a thing. Or it'll eat at us for the rest of our lives. There are less plausible documentaries on Netflix. Oh, no, wait, it's on Showtime.
Starting point is 00:26:16 Oh. And it comes on in May. We'll Google it. You Google it. Yeah. You know what to do. We'll track it down and it does sound amazing. So thank you
Starting point is 00:26:33 for telling us about it. It's not the last movie I saw though. You know, I made that up. What was the last one you saw I can't get into that this is what it is I feel the last movie he saw
Starting point is 00:26:50 he felt you know not great about it and he probably has a friend in it or someone who probably he knows you know would his opinion would matter and this is a podcast and he doesn't want to hurt somebody's feelings as you said Rob she's Sarah you're always right His opinion would matter, and this is a podcast, and he doesn't want to hurt somebody's feelings.
Starting point is 00:27:08 As you said, Rob, Sarah, you're always right. Yeah. Always. I'm always right. I guess. What's the name of the movie? Now that we know how you feel about it. That's all right. You don't have to say.
Starting point is 00:27:26 Do you have another good one to recommend? Another movie that you like that's out and about right now? Out now? I don't even know what's out now. You seen anything lately? Rent, something to watch on iTunes.
Starting point is 00:27:39 Did you see Going Clear? Yes. Very interesting, right? Fascinating, I loved it. I loved it when uh tom cruz did a split it was so amazing he was so amazing you can't not like him so he's a very hard worker he really really is he really goes for it it's fucking crazy and l ron hubbard is a monster who beat up his wife for smiling in her sleep at the minimum and on from there. Maybe it was a noisy smile.
Starting point is 00:28:12 Ugh. I almost get that. Like, I almost... Take a sip. It's why I can't listen to NPR half the time. Somebody give these people water. Um... listen to NPR half the time. Somebody give these people water. Wait, did you... Were you going to say something?
Starting point is 00:28:37 Oh, yeah, but I don't remember about what. What was it? I don't know. But L. Ron Hubbard being... I still love Tom Cruise and I'll watch anything he's in. Yeah, of course. I don't know. But L. Ron Hubbard being... I still love Tom Cruise and I'll watch anything he's in. I can't help it. He works hard to make good movies.
Starting point is 00:28:52 They're not all great, but he really puts himself into it. I loved Night and Day. It was good. He's good at science fiction flicks. But like his name was Night, but her name wasn't Day. It was just Knight and a lady.
Starting point is 00:29:10 Let's call her Day for the sake of a title. Strange. Yes. I don't get it. Oh, but I was going to say about going clear. Kevin, have you ever, or Sarah, or anybody up here, but have you ever worked with someone, a Scientologist, an actor, and did they try to drag you in? How did you escape their clutches?
Starting point is 00:29:39 I have an answer real quick. One, I worked with every day on the thing, and he was so lovely and wonderful and did not talk about it. Born in it kind of thing. And then years ago, Zach Galvanakis and I played, like, side characters in this movie, and we were in Florida for two weeks. And we were, like, the friends of the main guy. And the main guy is a Scientologist. And this is bullyish looking back on it, but we were so wanted to get him to talk about it or something
Starting point is 00:30:08 so when we'd hang out in front of him, I'd go like, I feel like I need direction in my life. Like I don't... Like I need something. And Zach would play along but he never said...
Starting point is 00:30:23 He'd never take the bait, right? No. He was very nice the bait, right? No. Because that's the thing. And he was very nice. The ones that are kind of well-known, they seem pretty chill about it. They don't seem like they're going around recruiting all the time. But I also think that's part of the idea behind it, is you're supposed to recruit. They don't need members.
Starting point is 00:30:37 They're billionaires with no members. Right. They own so much tax-free land. The tax break is ridiculous. They own so much tax-free land. The tax break is ridiculous. Yeah, Scientology is completely tax-exempt because it's a religion. That's the only reason it wanted to become a religion.
Starting point is 00:30:55 Yeah, the thing they were so excited about wasn't that they were declared a religion. It was that all their donations would be tax-deductible. That was the big thing. I feel I got upstaged by the water thing. Yeah, that water walk. I didn't know where she was going, so I was just like, just watching.
Starting point is 00:31:15 I'm sorry, Gary. What were you saying? I was saying that they made the announcement in that big pomp and circumstance situation, and the announcement was not that we're a real religion it was from now on all your donations
Starting point is 00:31:29 will be tax deductible it went crazy we sued the IRS and won that's very scary yeah yeah so check it out
Starting point is 00:31:39 going clear or the unexpected virtue of ignorance. I feel bad. I feel like this conversation was launched so two weeks ago. In that case, I'm going to say that was the opposite of a triumphant mic drop. I can't get enough attention.
Starting point is 00:32:06 That was just an awkward mic drop. This is the part where I say, let the games begin. Okay, Kevin, we're going to try to go easy on you. You're our first-time guest tonight. These other three are veterans, and they know what's up. Probably. We're going to try to go easy on you. You're our first-time guest tonight. These other three are veterans, and they know what's up. Probably. Doug, we're listening.
Starting point is 00:32:32 Huh? Sorry. But anybody has a chance. Anybody can win. Right, Rob? Anybody can win. Yeah. I think Beck's a cool Scientologist. Brilliant.
Starting point is 00:32:44 But anybody can win. Go for it. I love these name tags. How is Beck a Scientologist? That's so weird to me. Okay. So, all right. So, everybody brought, lots of people brought name tags.
Starting point is 00:32:58 And I need each of you to go and select the name tag that you'd like to play for today. And, yeah. There's lots of good ones. I've adored him since the get-go. He's got to get that. Gary's got to get that pizza box. Alright, while everybody else figures out who they want to play for, we're
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Starting point is 00:35:00 I'm playing for Devin. Our friend Devin. A slice of Devin. Devin Decker is always in the front row at the New York shows. And what kind of pizza's in there? Is there a pizza inside it? That pizza box?
Starting point is 00:35:13 A slice of pepperoni. That's thoughtful. You really gonna eat it? No, I'm a vegetarian. Cantrell might eat it. Yeah, I might'm a vegetarian. Cantrell might eat it. Yeah, I might eat a pizza. If you want it, you can have it.
Starting point is 00:35:31 I'm good. Are you guys going to fight? No. Here, Gary, hold it up for my vine camera here for a second. Oh, that's a great shot. Oh, that's beautiful. Sarah, who are you playing for? I'm playing for another Sarah. Sarah American Beauty.
Starting point is 00:35:57 Sarah American Beauty. All right, and don't forget, there's probably a shithead written on the back of these, so don't reveal that ahead of time. Gary doesn't have one on his, Devin. It's in the box. Devin put his in the box, Gary. What do you got there, Rob? I got, instead of
Starting point is 00:36:13 Dirty Dancing, I have Dirty Sanchez. And it has your face on Swayze's body. Do I have a mustache? And a really nice mustache. Dirty Sanchez. And you didn't write your name on this.
Starting point is 00:36:29 What's your name? Sanchez. Clara. Clara Sanchez? Yeah, there's Clara's face is on it. Dirty Sanchez. Good old Dirty. Is your last name Dirty?
Starting point is 00:36:41 Clara Dirty? And what's in the bag? We got some donuts. Dunkin' Donuts. I love Dunkin' Donuts. All right. Well, see, here's the thing. They got everything.
Starting point is 00:36:53 On a recent show, somebody brought donuts for the prize bag, and so then I thought it'd be fun to throw the donuts at audience members, and now it happens at every show so I'm just saying but they don't just sell donuts
Starting point is 00:37:12 they got everything they got energy bars now they got a bacon taco did you know that shit? a bacon breakfast taco I don't even know why you're at this show right now. You can go get a bacon taco, and everything's fairly priced. Everything's $2.23.
Starting point is 00:37:32 Coffee's $2.23. The muffin's $2.23. Bacon taco's $2.23. They got everything. You want a student loan? $2.23 a month. I love Dunkin'. Who are you playing for, Kevin?
Starting point is 00:37:53 I'm playing for Craig. Tell me more about Craig. Not much to say. It says Craig. That's the best one. It says Craig. That's the best one. It's Craig. I just broke up with someone named Craig. How can you not?
Starting point is 00:38:27 Who wants a donut? Gentle! Is everybody okay? Okay, good, good. Keep her to be like, how was the Doug Benson? If anybody else feels like throwing a donut really hard. Yeah, I'll throw one.
Starting point is 00:38:57 I'll throw one. All right, here we go. Because I just want to hear that. People are like, how was the fucking Doug Benson show? And you're like, man, motherfuckers were throwing donuts. That was much too gentle. These aren't donuts.
Starting point is 00:39:14 What are these called, Sarah? Munchkins. Munchkins. I apologize. People have light-colored clothing, and I threw a chocolate donut. That was super uncool of me. It was frosted. Yeah, sorry about that.
Starting point is 00:39:33 Send me your dry cleaning bill. Oh my God, there's more people up there. Wow, what a draw this is. Hi everybody up there. Wow. Yeah, there's a whole balcony. What a draw this is. Oh, my God. Hi, everybody up there. I wonder if I can reach with a donut. Oh, yeah, you can. Come on.
Starting point is 00:39:54 Do it. Do it. Come on. Oh, I want to try that. Get the good one. Get the good one. Come on, get it to the balcony. Gary's a collegiate athlete. Balcony donut toss.
Starting point is 00:40:04 Here we go. Go, Sarah. Oh! Oh, that's it there. Oh, that's it. Oh, that's it. Oh, that's it. Go, Sarah, go.
Starting point is 00:40:19 Go, Sarah. Oh, nice. All right, did everybody get to throw one? If you bring it back down, Sarah, we'll sign it in frosting. You go ahead. Kevin never got a chance, and there were his donuts. Here he goes. Here he goes.
Starting point is 00:40:52 See the pitching arm. That's a lot of fun. Whoever cleans this room, I am so sorry. That fucking sucks a couple of donuts do you do you make money from this
Starting point is 00:41:12 who me yeah make a little something little you know I get a little taste and then you like you'll tip the
Starting point is 00:41:20 when you tip the people I mean you tip them oh extra yeah yeah I go around after the show and I say who had to clean up, yeah, I go around after the show and I say, who had to clean up donut? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:27 And they go, none of us. Your crowd is animals. They ate every last crumb of it. Every last crumber batch. batch. Let's play. Let's start off with a game that I like to call Cluster Flicks. Oh, is this the one with the little alpine guy
Starting point is 00:41:57 going up the... Don't yell. Is that when you build the movies? No. You're both wrong. It's not a game from Price is Right. It's not Plinko. It's not Build a Title. It's Clusterflix. This is a fun new game, Sarah, where I'm going to name three movies that one actor or actress was in all three of these movies
Starting point is 00:42:25 that I'm thinking of. Could be somebody else, but it has to be the one I'm thinking of. And you guys can all guess who was in all three movies, and if you can't guess the name of the person who was in all three movies, then I'll start adding movies until somebody, just shout it out. After the first three, you can shout.
Starting point is 00:42:44 Then I'll add names until somebody gets it. It's very exciting. I'm closing my eyes. Merry breath hurt! You know I don't like pre-guessing. And also that is wrong. What actor or actress was in Goodfellas the departed kevin corrigan super that's correct i knew it from Goodfellas.
Starting point is 00:43:25 I tried to set Kevin up, tried to throw him a soft one. Oh, I'm sorry. And you jumped in there, took his glory. But can you believe that? He's in Goodfellas, The Departed, and Superbad. That's so awesome.
Starting point is 00:43:44 Then I was going to go on to say Unstoppable, which, of course, was not... That title lies. That train was stoppable, as it turns out. Pineapple Express, which, interestingly enough, was the name of the train in Unstoppable. Slums of Beverly Hills, Walking and Talking. Yeah, and two movies by our friend of the show, Dan Schechter,
Starting point is 00:44:11 who brought those cookies tonight, supporting characters in Life of Crime. Yeah, he's in all those movies. Plus a million TV appearances. Damages. Oh, which season? Season three. Well, I watched it two, one, three, four.
Starting point is 00:44:34 So it might have actually been one. No, it was three. Oh, it was season two? It was two. Season two, he says. Let's get out of order. Greatest show of all time. Let's play a little game called Last Man Stanton.
Starting point is 00:44:51 And Mr. Goldman gets to go first because he took that last game down to Chinatown. And then we'll go to Sarah and Rob and Kevin and then to me. Are you going to explain the game? I'm going to play. And I'm going to explain the game. But not in that order.
Starting point is 00:45:16 Because I win if you don't know how to play. We're going to get from an audience member. That guy's hand went up. I got to use that guy. He's excited.
Starting point is 00:45:30 So that guy is going to pick an actor, actress, or a director. And we're going to go through and we're going to name movies that person was involved in. And if you can't think of one, you're out. Or if you say one that's wrong, you're out. And we need full correct titles. That's another way you can't think of one, you're out. Or if you say one that's wrong, you're out. And we need full correct titles. That's another way you can get knocked out. Really, real sticklers. I say plural like there's anybody else but me in charge of this thing.
Starting point is 00:45:58 Make sense? And I like to play along. Whoever comes in second place, if I win, will be our official winner. What's your name, dude? Andrew? I thought he was Mark. Would you like to do that? You like to just look at somebody and figure out what you think their name is?
Starting point is 00:46:15 Based on their age, what the most likely name would be. And Andrew, wasn't it? What about this guy right in front of him in the glasses? What do you think his name is? I think his name is... Derek. No. Ian. You're narrowing it down for Gary.
Starting point is 00:46:32 Out of all the names in the world, he now knows two that is not... Matthew, but most people call him Matt. Nope. What is Alex? Yeah, so you might want to work on... You might want to develop this a little bit more before you bring it out in front of an audience.
Starting point is 00:46:51 That'd be so great though if you got one right. Like in Super High Me when we were filming it, I was on my way to take a psychic test and I said in front of the documentary cameras I think the first thing's going to be a star. Just saying it, like because if it isn't, so what? But I said it and think the first thing's going to be a star. Just saying it, like,
Starting point is 00:47:06 because if it isn't, so what? But I said it, and then the first thing was a star, so we could edit that together in the movie. So I'm all high, and I go, I think it's going to be a star. Then we go in there, and the guy holds it up, and it's a star. I'm like, a star? Yeah, it's hilarious. Okay. Streaming now
Starting point is 00:47:22 on Netflix. So, um... Andrew? Ed Harris. Andrew, I like you and hate you with almost equal measure for saying Ed Harris. Oh, boy. It's almost like the better the actor is and the more of a chameleon they are
Starting point is 00:47:48 the tougher it is and Ed Harris certainly qualifies as both. So Gary you go first. Name any movie Ed Harris is in. And you can name one of the one or two he's directed if you can pull those out. I'm going to go with the easiest one for me
Starting point is 00:48:03 is Glen Gary, Glen Ross. Okay. Siri. Any Ed Harris movie? Pollock. Yeah. About Kevin Pollock, believe it or not. Oh, it's not about a... Oh, okay. No, it's about a limited character actor, Kevin Pollack. Guys, he is limited. He is limited. Did you see him in Usual Suspects?
Starting point is 00:48:38 Limited. Nobody bought him as a tough. Nobody bought him as a street tough. What is he going to do, hurt me? I think he's a lovely actor. He's 5'6". Good for you. You're tall.
Starting point is 00:48:54 You're cool. Why'd you have to throw me under the bus? It's Pollock. He was mean to a friend in Now I'm... Oh, is that true? Yeah, he was mean to Rich Voss. Aw. Yeah. Wait, can anybody... Oh, is that true? Yeah, he was mean to Rich Voss. Aww. Yeah. Wait, can anybody
Starting point is 00:49:07 How hard is that to be mean to Rich Voss? Unnecessarily cruel. He was punching down. He was a bully. Wow. Yeah. Wait, just for the record, who were we talking about? Kevin Pollock. Jackson Pollock. Oh, alright. Kevin's a friend of this show.
Starting point is 00:49:25 He comes on it and stuff. What choice does he have? Nobody would put up with him being an asshole. Right? It's the Saget rule. Saget has to be nice. Would you put up with Saget if he was a dick? I wouldn't put up with anyone who's a dick. No, some people you would put up with. If Scorsese was a dick, you would put up with Saget if he was a dick? I wouldn't put up with anyone if he was a dick.
Starting point is 00:49:45 No, some people you would put up with. If Scorsese was a dick, you would put up with that. No, that's... First of all, he's not. I've always heard he's lovely. Second of all, he's very short. Why do you shit all over that, Gary? Third of all, there isn't anyone you couldn't love
Starting point is 00:50:02 once you've heard their story. And I'm sure if you were face-to-face with Kevin Pollack for two to three minutes, you'd walk away friends. But I love Rich Voss and I love that you're a loyal friend. Idi Amin saw
Starting point is 00:50:17 Last King of Scotland, didn't feel for him. Don't be an amine apologist. Why you gotta be so amine? Is that the word? Oh, goodness gracious.
Starting point is 00:50:36 We should move on. Poor Cantrell is chomping at the bit to say his Ed Harris movie. When's he gonna have his chance to shine? I was glad that it was Stalin. I'm not sure.
Starting point is 00:50:50 But did he say unusual suspects? No. Unusual suspects? No, it was Ed Harris, right? We were talking about Ed Harris. Yes, Ed Harris. And Ed Harris was, I'm going to say this confidently, Godfather?
Starting point is 00:51:09 What? Okay, I don't think you understand what the word confidently means. Godfather? And no, he's not in The Godfather. Thank you, Rob, for playing. Yeah, yeah. But he's a bald dude, right? Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:51:30 Yeah, and he's a lawyer. Robert Duvall. He's the consigliere. Oh, I got him mixed up with Robert Duvall. I love them both. They're both cool bald dudes. Not an easy mistake to make. Not at all easy.
Starting point is 00:51:44 Neither one of them would find that to be a compliment, I bet. Okay. Kevin, you know Ed Harris movies. Yeah. The Right Stuff. Yes. John Glenn. Classic.
Starting point is 00:52:03 I'm going gonna go with a movie called The Rock Gary he played George in Of Mice and Men he did? which version was that?
Starting point is 00:52:28 Are you impressed? The one with John Malkovich playing George? No, John Malkovich plays Lenny. To his George. Oh, you're right. Sinise. Sinise. Sinise.
Starting point is 00:52:44 Sinise is George and Malkovich is Lenny, yeah. Yes. Oh, shit. I'm wrong. Well, you really made a good case for your wrong answer. I really did. Sarah Pollock. Oh, that helped me think of one.
Starting point is 00:53:06 Was there a Pollock 2? I've seen him in so many things, but I'm drawing a blank, and I'm just going to guess. Pollock 2, Spackle and Hum. The Bourne. Backle and hum. The born... God, so many ways you can go from... The born identity?
Starting point is 00:53:33 Is he in that? Born identity? No. It's the arrogance with which I said he was in of Mice and Men that I really regret. No way, we only have... It's karma for the Kevin Pollak feud. It's just Kevin and me now, yeah. You got another one, Kevin? Jackknife.
Starting point is 00:53:53 Mm, okay. It's a deep cut. I'll go with The Abyss. State of grace. Oh, I do not like how this is going. And he's got, I bet you he's got 20 more at least. And I'm already like, oh shit. Uh, the hours. Wow. 20 more at least and I'm already like oh shit The Hours
Starting point is 00:54:28 wow well he's there's a movie out does it count if it's not been released yet or how soon how soon is it coming out
Starting point is 00:54:40 it's playing it's in every festival at the moment yeah I'll take it okay The Adderall Diaries. No, I changed my mind. I don't accept it.
Starting point is 00:54:55 Come on, Ed! What were you in? Tell me, Ed! I think I'm going to have to call it. I feel so bad. I feel so bad. I just keep picturing his Ed Harris-ness. That's why the hours stood out to me, because he looked kind of different in that one.
Starting point is 00:55:27 Lost a lot of weight. It is easy to veer off into Duval territory when you're feeling desperate. Yeah, thank you, thank you. It's like, oh, shit, the... Okay. Same vibe. Was he in The Firm? Yes!
Starting point is 00:55:45 You just admitted to having in The Firm? Yes! You just admitted to having seen The Firm. Holy shit. I remember Brimley. Oh, Brimley was a torque of force in The Firm. I love Goldman waxing about Brimley.
Starting point is 00:56:08 Brimley. Goldman. Anything else, Kevin? You're our winner, even if you don't come up with another one. But I think I'm at a dead end if you can come up with one. Wasn't he in some army stuff? Well, yeah, he had an army outfit on in The Rock. Was that funny?
Starting point is 00:56:31 Why, is he a Marine or Air Force? It was funny because the camouflage was gray, much like The Rock. You know what I bet would help, and it hasn't helped me, but you guys are more movie people like picture him with like a wig on because he was probably something where he had hair in it like a wig and that will jog your memory yeah that's what I'm trying to do but he really sticks to that one look for the most part that Robert Duvall look, you know. And he's directed a couple of things. I can't think of the
Starting point is 00:57:09 title of either of them. At least two things. Kevin, you calling it? I'm thinking of another movie that's not out yet. But that doesn't count. No, I'll take it if you know the name of it and we all have to believe you.
Starting point is 00:57:28 Kevin only knows movies that haven't come out yet or that never came out. With Ed Harris, with every single role he plays, I can picture him madly hanging up a phone. Like sitting behind a desk. Oh! Did he take a turn where he cried in something maybe? Oh, crying
Starting point is 00:57:59 Ed Harris. A weepy Ed Harris. Was he in History of Violence? He was? who guessed that? why are you ruining our game? why are you Amy Adams-ing us? oh because you give up Kevin?
Starting point is 00:58:15 Kevin gave up? all I got is that film that's not out yet what's it called? it's coming out this month I think it's called it was just written film that's not out yet. What's it called? It's coming out this month, I think. It's called... It was just...
Starting point is 00:58:27 Wait, is the Adderall Diaries really a thing? It's coming out... No, this actually is coming out next month. Okay. It's called Symboline. Oh, okay. He was in the latest Oscar Schindler vehicle. What does that mean?
Starting point is 00:58:45 Schindler 2? Liam Ne that mean? Schindler 2? Liam Neeson. Oh, Liam Neeson. He was in a Liam Neeson. Oh, he was run all night. Run all night. Run all night. Damn it.
Starting point is 00:58:52 Son. Good one. But tell us the rest of them we missed. I couldn't pick out one. Gravity. Gravity. Oh, Apollo 13. Apollo 13. How do I know? Nobody pick out one. Gravity. Gravity. Oh, Apollo 13. Apollo 13.
Starting point is 00:59:11 When he said the right stuff, I thought I was confusing it. He's in every space movie. He went to space a lot. National Treasure 2 Book of Secrets. National Treasure 2 Book of Secrets? I like that he picked his spot. That guy just slam dunked it. Let's get great time on that one.
Starting point is 00:59:34 Oh yeah, Creepshow. Was Ed Harris in Creepshow? Yeah, he was in Creepshow. Oh, the Truman Show. Stepmom. Milk money. Milk money. Good lord.
Starting point is 00:59:56 He does a wide array. Daddy seems most appalled that Snowpiercer was not acknowledged. Oh, yes. Snowpiercer was interesting. Radio. He didcer was interesting. Radio. He did radio?
Starting point is 01:00:07 Wow. Night Riders. Night Riders. Yeah, the George Romero bicycle or motorcycle jousting movie. That sounds great.
Starting point is 01:00:24 It's alright. What'd you say? Truman Show. Truman Show, of course. Oscar nominated for that, I think, maybe, wasn't he? He wore a hat. I should have thought of that, Sarah. He always wore a little knit hat,
Starting point is 01:00:40 a little Kangol or some shit. Stepmom! Stepmom, we already said. She said stepmom like two years ago. Two years ago. I'm exaggerating. I like the exaggeration bits. Pain and gain.
Starting point is 01:01:02 Pain and gain. They just keep coming You guys stop it You guys are so mad about it They're just movies you happen to see It's not an achievement Was it Appaloosa? Was that what he directed?
Starting point is 01:01:19 Fuck Now I think of it How long is this? We're going into the last game now. It's called the Leonard Maltin game. I love the Leonard Maltin game. I remember it from last time. This flew by.
Starting point is 01:01:36 Guys, did it fly by? Can we remind the audience that this game, I was a part of the, I didn't make it up. I was a part of its beginning. Yeah, it's true. You were there from the start. You put a bullet through my heart. Wait, what?
Starting point is 01:01:56 Dave Rath and Brian Posen and Todd Glass and Alan Murray lived in a house. Doug slept there often, even though he had a place because it was after the big earthquake and he was scared. And I also stayed there because that's where I would stay. It was fun to stay there. Todd Glass plays a lot of fun games.
Starting point is 01:02:18 And Doug and Brian and I would spend days and days playing the Leonard Maltin game. Should I stop talking, Doug? No, tell him more. What more is there to say other than we used the book. Now I use the app. Now the app is dead.
Starting point is 01:02:35 Why? Because Leonard and the company he did the app with couldn't agree on further terms. Not surprising. Malton is... He's a money whore, Malton. It was always about the money with Leonard. Leonard is a friend of the show.
Starting point is 01:02:58 Yes, he's been on the show a bunch of times. He and Kevin Pollack skip through the... Let's go over the feuds I've started tonight. Sajay, Pollack, Malton've started tonight Sajay Pollack Malton what's Sajay all Jews what was that first one I don't know what's happening
Starting point is 01:03:12 Saget I don't like it oh Saget Sajay Sajay come on it was low hanging fruit alright so
Starting point is 01:03:22 Kevin gets to go first comedian on comedian crime, Goldman. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't... I don't care for Maltin's stand-up, either. You're still talking. You're still talking into the mic. God willing, they'll hear about this.
Starting point is 01:03:43 God willing. It'll put me on the map, my feud with Sajay. And or Pollock. Leonard Maltin game starting. Here we go. Rob's going to go second. Kevin, you get to pick a category. Your options are the Sagan Bagans category,
Starting point is 01:04:07 which is Apollo 86, and that's films in which Carl Weathers dies. Apollo 86. That's hilarious. It's brilliant Interstellar got her groove back That of course is Matthew McConaughey romance movies And then finally Soup or Man
Starting point is 01:04:38 Superman And that's movies with either soup or man in the title. I'll take the soup. Okay, he's into it. Would you like a movie with soup or man in the title from 1970 or 1973? This is going to be rough. Which one? A movie with the word soup or man in the title from either 1970 or 1973.
Starting point is 01:05:11 Yeah. Can I just say it? No, no, no. We have all this bidding and stuff that has to happen. I don't want to jump the gun what yeah yeah but if you think you know it that's going to help you no he doesn't understand you pick the year you're gonna guess right yeah yeah which one would you like 70 or 70 70 he wants 70 okay this movie has super man in the title it's from 1970 uh one and a half stars from Leonard Maltin on his app here.
Starting point is 01:05:45 He says the movie's got a silly story and just a few real laughs. He also calls one of the characters in the movie kooky. And he lists seven people. So how many people in the cast of seven that he lists will it take for you to discern the name of this movie? Of course, reading from the bottom of the list up. A smart opening bid sometimes is to just take all the names,
Starting point is 01:06:12 just say seven names. Seven names. Smart. Rob Cantrell? Yeah, I'll say I'll name that movie in six names... Six names? Six names. Okay.
Starting point is 01:06:28 People thought you were saying something else. I'm going to say name that movie. Yeah, that's what they thought you were going to say, Rob. Smart. Ah, shit. Sorry, man. All right, you get six out of the seven names. Has Superman.
Starting point is 01:06:46 Has Soup or Man in the title. 1970, one and a half stars from Leonard. Silly story, just a few real laughs. Kooky character. And your six out of seven names are, and Rob Cantrell's the only person that can guess here, Christopher Casanova, Nicola Padgett,
Starting point is 01:07:07 Deanna Doors, Nikki Henson, Tony Britton, and Goldie Hawn. It's your six out of seven names, Rob. What's the name of the movie with Superman in the title? I see it.
Starting point is 01:07:23 I know the movie part. See it and say it. There was a van. It was... It was... Disco Man? No, sir. Private Benjamin? That would be so awesome
Starting point is 01:07:39 if... Yeah, that would be so awesome if Goldie Hawn co-started a movie called... There should be a movie called Disco Man. Disco Man. 1970, I'm sure there is. No, man, this movie doesn't have man in the title.
Starting point is 01:07:54 It starred Peter Sellers and it's called There's a Girl in My Soup. There's a Girl in My Soup. So Sarah's on the board with one point. Feels good, but it's not the way you want to get a point. We're going to start with Kevin again, but then we're going to go to Gary. Gary Goldman. That's the one. Kevin gets to pick the category
Starting point is 01:08:28 between Nationwide is on your side. And that's movies where a kid dies. The next category is called Dear White People. And it's movies with Betty White, Jack White, or Mike White. I loved that movie, by the way. Jack White or Mike White.
Starting point is 01:09:00 What? I loved that movie, Dear White People. Oh, you did? Yeah. I haven't seen it yet. I haven't seen it yet. I haven't seen it yet. It just makes for a great category.
Starting point is 01:09:11 And then your last option is Go Bananas. And that, of course, is movies with apes, the word apes in the title. But let me give you an example. Grand Budapest Hotel has apes in the title. It certainly does. Which one of those would you like to play, Kevin? Kid Dies, Betty White, Jack White, Mike White, or apes in the title?
Starting point is 01:09:38 Mike White, Betty White. All right. Yeah, White is right. There's a lot of overlap there. Jack White. All right. Yeah, White is right. There's a lot of overlap there. Jack White. The 2003 movie was Cold Mountain because Jack White is in it. But this movie is from 2009. Three stars from Leonard. He calls it entertaining and romantic.
Starting point is 01:10:25 Says it offers some laugh out loud moments. And he lists... Ten names? Yeah, ten names. How many names can you get it in, Kevin? Five. Whoa. That's a strong opening bid, Gary Goldman. I'm going to say go ahead and name that movie. All right. Your five names, sir, are Michael Nuri, Asif Manvi,
Starting point is 01:11:02 Asif Manvi Oscar Nunez past and future guests on this show Malin Ackerman you go Malin or Malin on that Sarah? I go Malin and Dennis O'Hare O'Hare I sat next to him on an airplane once he's great Oh, hair. I sat next to him on an airplane once.
Starting point is 01:11:26 He's great. He was bummed because I recognized him from Law & Order. And I know he's done all these wonderful other things, but I love Law & Order. People always get bummed out when I go, you're the guy that stole the silverware. And he's like, I've been on Broadway. I love it. Yeah, he was great in, I thought he was really funny in Sweet Charity with Christina Applegate, and
Starting point is 01:11:53 he was also great in Sondheim's Assassins when they did that a few years back. What's happening? I'm a little sleepy. I get a little drowsy talking about Broadway what who's got a guess
Starting point is 01:12:10 who's it on it's for Kevin to name it in five do you do you have a guess well you have to name the... Oh, you did. Did you say all of them?
Starting point is 01:12:30 Yeah, five names out of ten. The 2003... 2009. ...movie had, like, what did you say, Jack White in it or something? The guy from The White Stripes? Yeah. Yeah, he was in Cold Mountain. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:45 Yeah, yeah. We shouldn't dwell on that, though. I thought it would help. I thought it would help to... Because either him or Betty or Mike are in this movie. One of the whites is in this movie. I'll give you an extra clue. Only one of them.
Starting point is 01:13:01 Only one of the three. And, yeah, and I gave you those five names so do you have any idea what it might be? what are the names again? Michael Nury, Asif Manvi, Oscar Nunez from The Office, Malin Ackerman and Dennis O'Hare I want to say Youth and Revolt
Starting point is 01:13:23 but that's wrong isn't revolt, but that's wrong, isn't it? Yeah, that's wrong. But the rest of the names are Betty White, Mary Steenburgen, Craig T. Nelson, Ryan Reynolds, Sandra Bullock. And it's called The Proposal. The Proposal. So Gary's on the board with a point. Oh, wow. Gary's got a point.
Starting point is 01:13:41 Sarah's got a point. We're playing to two points. What's next? What happens now? Who challenged who there? Gary challenged, right? So we'll start with Rob and go to Sarah. And Rob gets to pick a category.
Starting point is 01:13:57 Between. Nick underscore knack underscore no suggested, that's what she said. And that's movies that have female narration in them. Another category is Fastbatch Cumberbender. And that's the movies of Michael Fassbender or Benedict Cumberbatch. And this is a really fun category. And this is a really fun category.
Starting point is 01:14:35 At Dementomsdy, I don't know, suggested Martin Scorsese. Martin Scorsese. And that's Martin Scorsese movies without an R. Rating. So it's smart Scorsese movies that aren't rated R. He's made some. It's true. Which one of those do you like?
Starting point is 01:14:58 Let's go with... Fast Batch Cumberbender? No, no, no, no. That's what she said? That's what she said or the other one, Scorsese Flicks. Scorsese? Sarah, what should I do? Oh, you're making her decide.
Starting point is 01:15:14 You have to make this decision for yourself. Yeah, it's your path. Get on it. Yeah, we're going to go with Scorsese. We're going to go with Scorsese. Good. Scorsese. We're going to go with Scorsese. Okay.
Starting point is 01:15:23 Would you like a Scorsese movie that was not rated R from 1974, 2004, or 2011? Let's go with that wasn't rated R. Let's go with 2004. Okay, 2004. Three and a half stars from Leonard from this movie that he calls Audacious. He also says that it won some Oscars and that the lead performer in this movie
Starting point is 01:15:58 is remarkably persuasive. And then he lists 16 names. Yes, 16 names. How many can you get it in, Rob? I can name that movie and 16 names. Sorry about that, Doug. I know that pissed you off. I don't know why they got excited. I can name that movie. You still have to say more. That's not the whole statement. I say 16 names. 16.
Starting point is 01:16:31 He's taking them all, Sarah. I'll try it in 15. Okay. Gary? Six. Six names. What? What?
Starting point is 01:16:41 You might know it. I was alive. Kevin, he wants only six out of 16 names. Can you go lower or are you going to challenge him to name it? Jesus. What is it, 2004? Yeah. Yeah, 2004. Can I just name it no you could say you could say i can name in zero names oh i can name it in zero names he says zero names
Starting point is 01:17:14 wow rob might challenge you yeah if rob challenges, then you gotta name it. Yeah, yeah, I say, yeah, Kevin, name that film. Name that movie. What's it called, Kevin? The Aviator. That's correct. He's right. Kevin, is The Departed, that's your one Scorsese, or were you in one of his other films? Goodfellas, he was in Goodfellas. Goodfellas, of course. Goodfellas, Departed. In a wheelchair, no less.
Starting point is 01:17:59 Get the fuck out of here. fuck out of here. Alright, you don't have to answer. This is very exciting. Everybody is on the board with a point except for Rob, so Rob has a chance to get up in here.
Starting point is 01:18:22 He can still look forward to that point. Right? You never know. Uh-uh. Rob challenged. Okay, so we start with Gary and head towards Rob. And Gary gets to pick. I haven't gotten to start one yet. Because it's weird.
Starting point is 01:18:41 What is your system? You'd figure it out a few, like when you're on the show, you, like, pay attention. I didn't mean it like she should pay attention. I just meant it more like, you know. You get, you know, Rob gets it, don't you, Rob? Yeah, totally. Nobody ever gets it
Starting point is 01:19:05 don't worry about it no no not at all start with Gary one fine day the films of Rafe and Joseph Fiennes I'm much more comfortable with the Rafe
Starting point is 01:19:22 liar liar that's films that have Bill O'Reilly I'm much more comfortable with the reef. Liar, liar. That's films that have Bill O'Reilly in them. And Doug loves... I get it. Doug loves... Doug loves schmovies. And that's movies that have board games in them. Because there's a board game called Schmovie that I give out sometimes.
Starting point is 01:19:51 I'd like to play the board game one, that last one. I'd like to play that one. I think that's... This movie that has a board game in it is from 1995. Two stars from Leonard. He says this movie takes place in 1969. And he also says
Starting point is 01:20:09 the story doesn't seem to have much of a point. And he lists nine names. How many names can you get in? I think I can name it in one. He says one name, Sarah.
Starting point is 01:20:25 Name it. Jumanji? All right, your one name is Adam Hanbird. What's your guess? So it was a Hanbird vehicle. Jumanji. You really sticking with Jumanji? I gave you a chance to change it. That didn't make it easier. Because that's the correct answer. It's Jumanji. You really sticking with Jumanji? I gave you a chance to change it.
Starting point is 01:20:45 That didn't make it easier. Because that's the correct answer. It's Jumanji. Jumanji. That was in 1994? Jumanji. Five, five, 95. Doug, what year is that?
Starting point is 01:20:59 95. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Really? Yeah Wow That's my freshman year of high school
Starting point is 01:21:10 So what are you You're just shocked it was 20 years ago? Yeah, because I know Feels like there'd be more to do with the 20th anniversary Didn't Jon Favreau direct it? No, it was a gentleman named Joe Johnston Oh, what did he direct? He directed Sathura, a space adventure.
Starting point is 01:21:28 Elf. Oh. No, he directed a lot of things, but what she's... The other board game movie she's thinking of is not Elf. It's Zathura, a space adventure. Oh. Was the name of the board game movie that he directed. I'm sure I'm saying Jumanji.
Starting point is 01:21:49 Yeah, maybe you're picturing it because he was saying no, my movie's not Jumanji. He'll probably listen to this though so that's fine. Oh, so Gary's our winner! Gary's our winner! I'm proud.
Starting point is 01:22:14 That means Devin goes home with the prizes. I feel like Adrienne Barbeau on $100,000 Pyramid. You look like Adrienne Barbeau on $100,000 Pyramid. She was quite busty. There you go, dude. Congratulations. He deserves it.
Starting point is 01:22:30 He drives very far to be here. He did? Yeah. From where? Wow. Wow. Little roadie. That's what we call it.
Starting point is 01:22:39 Little roadie. New England-a. Yeah, he makes the effort. I appreciate it. Providence still the capital? Haven't been in a while. She's got American Beauty and then there's the bag she drew on there. Oh my god, I thought it was a tank top.
Starting point is 01:23:01 For that period of time it was. Still glowing from my win. Name the movie. Still what. Still glowing from my win. Name the movie. Still what? Still glowing from my win. Talladega Nights. Minnie Driver said it. Oh.
Starting point is 01:23:17 Good Will Hunting? Thanks, everybody. How do you not like them apples? Gary, what do you got coming out, man? What do you got coming out man what do you got coming up what can you plug you can see my special on Netflix it's called In This Economy these people they enjoyed it and also
Starting point is 01:23:37 I'll be in Orlando Florida at the Phillips Theatre May 9th in Orlando Florida that's in Orlando, Florida. That's in Orlando, Florida. All right, check him out. Check out Gary Goldman. GaryGoldman.com.
Starting point is 01:23:49 And he does great impressions, like Kevin Pollack. No, I don't do any impressions. I do a Jewish guy at an ice cream store known for its large portions. Okay, no spoilers. Don't do it here. No, I wouldn't. Oh, Sarah wants to see it. All right.
Starting point is 01:24:08 All right, picture a really big bowl of ice cream, okay? Double it in size. All right, Jewish guy at an ice cream store known for its large portions. Here we go. This is the small. My wife said you can get a small This is the small
Starting point is 01:24:26 Who wants a donut? Who wants a donut? Oh good catch Woman in the very provocative dress Hey you know It was a good throw also I put it right in her hand You're welcome Sarah what do you got coming up? It was a good throw also. I put it right in her hand.
Starting point is 01:24:45 You're welcome. Sarah, what do you got coming up? Gosh, I don't know. Look for her. That's a sign of somebody who's made it. She doesn't even have to. Sarah K. Silverman on Twitter. Plug something of mine. Yeah, do you know of any of Gary's other dates?
Starting point is 01:25:02 Gary Goldman special on Netflix. Have you guys seen Tig's special with John Doerr? Knock, knock, it's Tig Notaro. Yeah, it's know of any of Gary's other dates? Gary Goldman special on Netflix. Hey, have you guys seen Tig's special with John Doerr? Knock, knock, it's Tig Notaro. Yeah, it's on Showtime. That's great. It's really fun. Rob Cantrell. Yeah, just check out my hip-hop CD.
Starting point is 01:25:18 And check out my video. I have a new video called Coffee and Weed. And yeah, check that out. And I also just put out another YouTube that was called Real Painting with Rob Ross. And I'm Bob Ross' son. And I'm
Starting point is 01:25:35 Rick Ross' second cousin. So check that out. That's all I got. I'm locking in some dates West Coast hopefully soon. Check out RobCantrell.com. Oh, I put it right there. I'm locking in some dates West Coast hopefully soon check out robcantrell.com oh I put it right there I'm sorry
Starting point is 01:25:48 it's been on the ground now you gotta now you gotta eat it I'm sorry what was the last thing Rob? just check out my website for dates coming up I should be out in California
Starting point is 01:25:59 coming up in June oh right on let me know when you're out in California we'll do some stuff out there awesome and let's hear it for first first-time guest, Kevin Corrigan, everybody. You've got some movies in the can, as they say.
Starting point is 01:26:20 Yeah, I've got a film coming out. It's coming out this, no, next month. So it's in May. You got a movie coming out in May. What's it about? It's kind of a send-up. Of the fitness so-called culture. And Jim, you know, like,
Starting point is 01:26:51 and it's got Guy Pearce. Oh, I love him. Great actor. Great momentum. He'd be a tough one to play that game with because he's a chameleon. And that's written and directed by Andrew Buzalski. That's coming out, I think it's May 29th or June 6th.
Starting point is 01:27:18 What's it called? Oh yeah, it's called Results. Brisults. Huh? Brisults. Yeah. bris-ults bris-ults I also have a talk a talk show believe it or not Sarah's been on I get some interesting people on there
Starting point is 01:27:42 and the next one it was supposed to be this month, but it's going to be next month. Everything's next month with you. But it's going to be a good one because it's, you know, I was at the 25th anniversary screening of Goodfellas over the weekend. 25th anniversary screening of Goodfellas over the weekend. The Q&A, the people
Starting point is 01:28:10 that were up on stage was De Niro, Lorraine Bracco, Ray Lior, you know, all the main Paul Savino. Goodfellas. And at the end of it, they were like, Jon Stewart said, well, there's some other people that were in the movie
Starting point is 01:28:25 who were out there in the Beacon Theater. I don't know who you are. But maybe you just stand up. So, you know, like eight people stood up. Was Maury one of them? Yes. Nice. Maury, Tony Darrow, the guy who gets
Starting point is 01:28:41 sunny. Yeah. The guy that... He goes, what am I going to do? What am I going to be, be a lambist? I'm going to go on the lamb? Tony Darrow. And I thought, those guys should be on the stage. Someone should ask them questions.
Starting point is 01:28:58 So I thought I would do that. That's great. You know, Debbie Maz going to get it all. That's great. Like, you know, Debbie Mazur and Mike Starr. So that's what I got going on. That sounds great. Can't wait to hear that. Great show. And isn't it a podcast as well?
Starting point is 01:29:18 Doing a podcast? Well, yeah, I record it with one of those things. You know, I try to like, you know, I put it on SoundCloud. You know, I'm developing like, you know, I put it on SoundCloud and, you know, I'm developing it, you know. Right. It's not a reality show. It's a documentary.
Starting point is 01:29:31 I know it. It's not a podcast. It's a recorded piece. You know what? I'm waiting for someone to tell me. It doesn't know what it wants to be.
Starting point is 01:29:39 It's so good. You have to... You have to what? All right, dude. This was a lot of fun, everybody. Thank you. Thanks. Douglow's Movies, Madison, Wisconsin,
Starting point is 01:29:53 Saturday, August 29th. That's going on sale soon. And like I said, I'll be back here in New York City at Irving Plaza on Tuesday, June 9th, on sale tomorrow. One more time for all my guests, Gary Goldman, Sarah Silverman, Rob Cantrell,
Starting point is 01:30:10 and Kevin Corrigan. And does the donut person and the Dirty Sanchez person, do they know each other? No? Because their shitheads are, as always, seasonal depression Because their shitheads are as always seasonal depression
Starting point is 01:30:28 is a shithead and depression is a shithead. And finally you good Devin? He's trying to get everybody to sign his pizza box. It's not distracting at all.
Starting point is 01:30:48 Trying to wrap up the show like a professional, Devin. Did you get Kevin on there? Kevin, could you sign that too, please? I'm a completist. I'm not going to sign it. I got your sign. I'll tell you! and saunterers who take their time
Starting point is 01:31:15 oh wait let me say it again saunterers who take up the whole sidewalk are a shithead now it's time for Doug to watch another talk he hides a bolt his viewing prowess makes him sidewalk or a shithead.

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