Doug Loves Movies - Sarah Silverman, Ravi Patel and Ian Edwards guest

Episode Date: November 25, 2015

Live from the NerdMelt Showroom in Los Angeles, Doug welcomes comedians Sarah Silverman and Ian Edwards and actor Ravi Patel to the show. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, squeaky babies, sticky seeds With 50 azipop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey everybody My name is Doug and and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. Coming to you once again from Nerd Mill Showroom

at Meltdown Comics in Hollywood. It's Tuesday, November 24, 2015. Let me see your name tags, Los Angeles. Oh, we got an iPad up front. He has to queue it up, get it ready. Let's see what it's going to say. Come on, man. Make it work.

Do it. Oh, shit. Fucking iPad. Oh, my God. Forget you, man. Oh, there it is. Whoa, it's a good one, though. It's easy A, but you put Brom on there.

Easy A, Brom. Good job, dude. Mall rats, but Mal because your name's Mallory. Rats, I like it. Mike did the Jaws poster, but just changed it to Mike. There's a bunch of good ones.

Oh, what's the Pulp Fiction one? What'd you do to it? Pulp-nick-tion? And it's a VHS tape of Pulp Fiction one? What'd you do to it? Pulpniction? It's a VHS tape of Pulp Fiction. Good job. Doug's plugs. What does this say? Oh, there might be some seats left

for Doug Lo's movies at the Gramercy Theater this Sunday, November 29th. I'm doing stand-up at Charlie Good Nights in Raleigh, North Carolina on Thursday, December 3rd. And Doug Loves Movies is back in Portland at Helium. It's a gas on Sunday, December 6th. DougLovesMovies.com

That's DougLovesMovies.com And also, the LA 12 Guests of Christmas episode will be on December 15th, and tickets will go on sale any day now. I don't know when UCB is going to put them on sale. So watch out for it and buy those tickets,

because that's going to be a hot-ass ticket. Let's look and see what's in the prize bag, you guys. I've got a few items that I brought, and then we'll have some stuff from my guests. This is something from my guests, so I won't talk about it yet. What else have we got in here?

Oh my, look, it's a koozie that says hard merchandise since 1984. I don't know what that means or where I got it, but there it is in the prize bag. We got a Douglas Movies t-shirt. We got this thing. They're called confetti poppers, and they're fun little things. You blow them up, and then you shoot confetti at people. You

know what? I'm going to do do one of them the first person who wins one of the games tonight I'm gonna do a confetti popper into the crowd I know these are tens time so you guys have been warned ahead of time then I'm gonna totally confetti popper you but the rest of the confetti poppers are gonna go in the prize bag and then we've got one of these arm flappy wristband flappy thingies for the house on the end of the street. I've got a bunch of them they'll be giving out for a while. And then look at this I found when I was moving recently.

An original Captain EO button. Yeah. That's all the stuff I brought, but my guests also brought stuff, as I mentioned. So let's get them out here. Let's give a big warm welcome. Oh, shit. I dropped some poppers. Gotta keep control of the poppers. Let's give a big... Wait.

Where's the one popper I was gonna save? Oh, that's this one. Okay, cool. Give a big warm welcome to Ravi Patel, Ian Edwards, and Sarah Silverman. Thank you. I like it. There's three or four people standing up. That's good.

I've been telling the crowds to all stand up, but, you know, there's only so much you can do. That was pretty good. Where's your microphone, Sarah? I think you're sitting on it. Oh, my God. That was really adorable. Yeah, there it is.

Sarah Silverman, everybody. Hi, everybody. Back on the show. Frequent guest. Maybe most frequent. Really? Oh, you're up there. Because you've been on since the beginning.

You helped create the Leonard Maltin game. Because we used to play it together. And you're in a motion picture right now called I Smile Back. People love it. It's a laugh riot. Super fun. That'd be a fun way to trick people into watching it, just talking about how hilarious it is. But it's a drama. It's a serious drama. Right? Yeah. It's not for sissies.

It's bleak. Yeah, not for sissies. Might not be your cup of tea. Yeah, stay home, pussies. But it's short. It's 85 minutes or something. Yeah, it's a fast, bleak 85 minutes. But you're terrific in it. Those are the facts I wanted.

Josh Charles is in there for the ladies. Wonderful. For all people. For everyone, yeah. And it's just good. It's just hard because it's a drama about some serious things that happen to people. Like your character, specifically. I don't know what to say to that doug yeah it's true it's not

really a question i'm not good at asking questions what was it like i'm being involved that was what it was what was it like being dramatic you're being nice yeah well i'm just trying to you know give it a plug get people to watch because what we say about it's not important because it's an experience that people should have without knowing too much about it. I don't feel like you said anything about it. Are there any plot points that you're familiar with at all? I don't feel like you just said it's dramatic. There's a young lady who's married with a kid who just is emotionally troubled.

Look, Cheers is about a bar. But does that really tell you about what Cheers is? I mean, it's about a bar. But does that really tell you about what Cheers is? I mean, it's about a woman. It's about a woman. Fucking Ravi. She smiles back if you're lucky. But that's Ravi Patel, everybody. First time guest on the show.

We met a couple of summers ago at the Traverse City Film Festival. That's Michael Moore's festival. Yeah, but we were on a comedy panel together, me and your whole family, your sister and your parents, because you're all the stars of Meet the Patels, a terrific documentary. Oh, thank you. Yeah, which I did not get to see at that festival and i finally saw it like a few weeks ago i was in san francisco and i was playing in a theater there and i saw it and it's i mean i didn't doubt that it would be terrific but it even uh was better than i expected it to be as extremely enjoyable. Thank you, Doug. It's as fun as I Smile Back

isn't fun. You know, one's a heavy drama and yours is, of course, a very fun movie. The cheers of heavy dramas. I'm sure it's great. And you, of course, it's about you and your search for love.

I don't necessarily want to spoil the ending, but where are you at now? I'm married. You're married. There you go. You got married. Spoiler delivered.

Well, if we don't say to whom, then it's to all. To whom is the big spoiler. Yeah. She is here, but I won't point her out. Okay. Yeah.

Is she Indian? See, there you go. That's what it's about and uh I don't know go watch the movie guys yeah Ian Edwards is here also everybody what's up Doug what's up everybody how y'all feeling who's uh who is featured in another very different motion picture compared to the other two. Like, it would be a real rollercoaster of emotions if you saw these three on VOD, back to back to back. It's called Tangerine.

And it was filmed... Yeah, you got to see it, Sarah. It was filmed entirely on iPhones. Yeah, I didn't know I was in Tangerine either. Oh, yeah? You were just hanging out in the donut shop or wherever? No, when the guy called, Sean, the director called to say,

hey, the movie we shot is going to be in Sundance. And he left a message, Tangerine. I had no idea what he was talking about. Because when they were shooting it, it didn't have a name. And it wasn't a feature. I didn't know if it was a feature. I didn't know if it was a short. I just shot it.

And it wasn't a feature. I didn't know if it was a feature. I didn't know if it was a short. I just shot it. Sometimes you just do shit. You don't even know where it's going. You just do it. What kind of restaurant is your scenes in?

It's not the donut. It's like a burrito spot. Burrito joint. In East Hollywood or slash Los Feliz. And I showed up there that day without knowing anything, and they had iPhones for cameras and transsexuals. Transgender people. And they're like, let's go, let's do it. That's all I knew.

They shot it on iPhones? Yeah, they shot it on iPhones. Oh, yeah, oh, I heard about this. Sean Baker? Use your microphone. Sean Baker, yeah. Oh, I heard about this. Sean Baker? Use your microphone more. Sean Baker, yeah. Sean Baker?

Really good mic technique. It doesn't look like it was shot on iPhones. No, no. They killed it. It's a really funny, but also dramatic, but mostly just an interesting look at street transsexual hookers on Santa Monica Boulevard. Yeah, it's dead on, man. It's pretty

edgy and dead on. Yeah, it's super accurate and you're hilarious in it. I have one of the funniest lines in the movie, I think. I'm not going to say it because I don't want to blow it out. But it's on VOD and it also got a shit ton of Independent Spirit Award nominations this very day. out but uh but it's on vod and it also got a shit ton of uh independent spirit award nominations

this very day so uh congratulations on being a part of that it's funny i don't i don't want to downplay but i'm accidentally a part yeah yeah no no we get it we get that you fucked up and are accidentally in this amazing thing. Like I showed up. Like I was two seconds from rolling over in my bed that Saturday morning and not going. I was like, eh, fuck it, I'll go. Is this worth the trouble? Oh, it turns out it was a pretty good thing.

Yeah. Yeah, I mean. It's one of them things you don't know. Yeah, who knows where it's going to go from there. But at least on the Independent Spirit Awards, they'll be showing clips from it and stuff. Yeah, cool. It's dope. Yeah, you'll be showing clips from it and stuff. Yeah, cool. It's dope. Yeah, and you're a part of it.

It really made me laugh. It's really hilarious. So let's go through down the line. You guys are all in great movies, but have you seen anything that you liked or disliked lately? Start with you, Sarah. Fuck. What do you mean, fuck?

Can you come back to me? Yeah, yeah. I can totally come back to you. What did you bring for the prize bag, though, first of all? You know what? I'm disappointed in myself. You are? Why?

Because it's just shit. No, it's not. It's not shit, but it's not like... It looks like she's going to take something random out of her purse. Or specific. like she's gonna take something random out of her purse. Or specific. I mean, it's it's the Sarah Silverman program

season three. Yeah, that's cool. Trainwreck. The movie Trainwreck? Just on a thing? It's a, what you call it? It's a screener. Yeah, you're getting in trouble. Ha! That's funny. Oh, shit.

I was just looking for something you're right. That's illegal, right? Yeah, don't give that away. Backpack. I just, you know, no one, well, it's DVDs. I don't even know how to use a DVD player. But here's a DVD of the Sarah Silverman program season three. Is that allowed?

Well, here, let's make it, yeah. Well, yeah, it's yours. Let's make it more valuable by having you sign it. I'll rub it on my taint. Okay, do that too. Sign it, taint it up. Taint it up. Just get it ready for somebody to enjoy

privately. Yeah, I think so. It's not like wrapped, is it? Oh, that plastic comes off? Who did what? Who did what? Who said that? I think Ravi said it. But just, yeah, do whatever you gotta do to sign it properly.

Can someone do this and give it back? Yeah, somebody else do it. Hand it back to Miss Silverman. There you go. Wow, you tore that off fast. Yeah, sign it right on the disc or on the paper. Yeah, wherever you want. Just make it extra special valuable.

What'd you bring for the prize bag, Ian? I was going to actually bring a screener. Then I was like, ah, you could probably get in trouble with that. Yeah. I was going to bring a screener from last year's movies. And then I was like, I'll get one from the books.

You bought something from Meltdown Comics. Yeah, I bought something from Meltdown Comics. That's just perfect one-stop shopping. Yeah, like it's here, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. There it goes. She's rubbing her teen with it right now. Sarah on Sarah Crime. There you go.

So yeah, that's an extra special copy of that. And what'd you get? It's a comic called Cover Girl. Yeah. Chick got a nice stomach on the front. She does, yeah. She's got a gun also. She's got a gun also She's got a gun

And a stomach If you look at the back It gives a little description Sure A lethal weapon And Rush Hour style comedy From the creator Of the Sci-Fi Channel hit

Eureka There's a reason There's a reason It was in the five dollar bill Yeah Not everybody's sold on that But it's in the $5 bin Not everybody sold on that But it's in the bag Good job

Why don't you bring Ravi Oh I've got it right here You brought a mug That says Chai is for closers That's right That's Amitabh Patel That's a branded coffee mug guys It's got your dad on there That's myitabh Patel. Amitabh Patel. That's a branded coffee mug, guys.

It's got your dad on there. That's my dad. Hilarious. Promotional item. Excuse me. What's the matter? You don't like sneezing? No, I'm just kidding.

I've been sneezing all day. Somebody asked that you rub this mug on your taint. My taint is in an ATM. I did it. Yay, she did it. There you go. Sorry if I'm nasal. I have a cold. Don't worry. It's just

allergies, I mean. Just as long as your taint ain't nasally, we're good. Alright, now have you thought of a movie that you've seen, Sarah? No. I've been busy. This whole section was a thing. Taint misbehaving. Stupid.

Ian, what about you? Have you been to the movies lately? Yeah, I went to, what's the, I can't remember the name of it, but Tom Hanks and Spielberg. Bridges Spies. It's the most generic title. Yeah. Can't remember it. Why can't you remember that?

I knew it had bridges in it. Yeah, but do you see, are there bridges in the movie? I don't even get why they really had bridges in them. Well, you do? Why? Because at the end of the movie, the spies change. The spies have to get from one place to another. How else do you do it?

A bridge. A bridge, yeah. It's always a police-aid bridge. Okay, I get it. Hey, did you get me high outside? I think he did. Oh, hey, hi. Thanks.

Yeah, the movie's not called Jetpack of Spies. They get there through a bridge. And you liked it or no? Yeah. I thought it was boring. First one, when I saw the ads for it I was like this is dumb. The only reason they're making this is because Spielberg wants to

make it and Hanks wants to be in it. But when you see it you're like oh shit this is a kind of cool story. It's kind of like based off a true story. Hey man I didn't know. It was before my time. I don't see that boring ass movie. I'm old but I wasn't around when the war was on. What about you, Ravi?

Have you seen anything? Yeah. I saw My Best Friend's Wedding. I saw that today. What? Why are you getting around to watching that now? That seems like that should have been research for Meet the Patels.

I'm doing research. I also watched Made in Manhattan. Oh, I watched that too. That's what I swatched. I watched that two nights ago. You did just watch that? Yeah. It's a great film.

What? Yeah, I think, yeah. Made in Manhattan? Yeah, I think Lopez shines in that film. How can you not be rooting for Lopez in that film? I love it because I just love any, I love watching Jennifer Lopez. I am in love with her. She's gorgeous.

Aesthetically, she's so pleasing to me. There's no way she'd be a maid, though. She puts on the clothes of the woman. Yep. Listen, if you're a fine girl like that in New York, you're walking down the street to your job, a guy pulls up in a Ferrari and says, marry me. Or date me.

That's kind of what happens in the movie for the most part. That happens over the course of power down. What are we talking about? Rafe. Rafe. Yeah, Rafe Fiennes is in Made in Manhattan. That's what it's called. It's not like this insane chemistry.

I'll say that. No, they just decide to like each other. And Ray Fiennes is very focused on Jennifer Lopez. I think maybe because she's hot. Maybe there's like a porn thing, you know, the hot maid. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah, he's either, you know, spending most of his time focused on her

or worried about eliminating Harry Potter. Nice pivot, Doug. Thank you. I couldn't think of his Harry Potter name. What's he called in that? Voldemort. Voldemort.

I couldn't think of the name that shouldn't be uttered. That's the biggest name. You made the audience utter it. Yeah, yeah. Smart. I made them say it. I'm safe.

I'm gonna be good. They're gonna die. What do you got, Sarah? Have you thought of one? Any movie you've seen? I watched Made in Manhattan. Oh, I watched Departed last night. The Departed? All the way through? No, I mean, I turned it on

and by then Matt anda have moved in so you watched to the to the end from there yeah so you got to see that neat shot where there's like a rat on a windowsill yeah and it's like yeah i get it there's a rat i don't care i love it okay i'm trying to think of what the last movie I saw was. It was something on TV. Oh, I saw Meadowland with Olivia Wilde. And what's his name? Luke Wilson.

I say it like that like he's a lesser Wilson. Luke Wilson was in this one. But it's extremely bleak. It's bleak in a way that didn't work for me. I haven't even heard of this movie. It's on VOD right now. It's supposed to be great. I stumbled upon it.

It might be great. It might just not be for me. One person's great is another person's... One person's great is another person's... One person's great as another person's... I don't like it when children are abducted. No spoilers! That's what it's about! It's right there in the title, Meadowland.

Finding out that children are being abducted. Well, now it's the part of the show where I say, let the games begin! We're going to play some games that Ravi and Ian are completely unfamiliar with. So they're just going to learn as they go.

And I don't blame them because, you know, they're busy with their careers and they don't listen to podcasts necessarily. And then there's Sarah Silverman, the old timey pro veteran and she'll be confused as well so it'll be super fun it's gonna be great mm-hmm let's start with picking name tags lady gentlemen, people made name tags

and you just need to go and physically grab the one that appeals the most to you for whatever reason, size, shape, color, movie that's based on. And just bring it back to your seat. If it's on an iPad, you get to keep it.

Wait a minute. Is it supposed to say my name? Just whatever. Like, do you see a movie out there that you like? I know you're into rom-coms. There's a When Harry Met Sally thing out there. I'm going to take Top Gun. Or Top Gus.

I'm sorry. I know. Look at that. Top Gus. Smoked that after the show. All right. Well, while they do that, we'll do this. We're going to go to a brief commercial message. Hey, everybody. There's no sponsor for this show. All right. Well, while they do that, we'll do this. We're going to go to

a brief commercial message. Hey, everybody. There's no sponsor for this episode. I just wanted to take a second to thank you for listening all throughout 2015. I hope you continue to join me

in my love of movies in 2016. And go to DougLovesMovies.com for Christmas gift ideas there's promotional tool my latest album

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Happy almost end of the year. Have a great holiday season and may the Force be with y'all. We're back! Who are you playing for, Sarah? Mike.

And he made a picture of me rising up like Jaws. And he replaced Jaws with the name Mike. Yeah, but it's not... It's decidedly unclever. And he put a fat joint in my mouth though.

So maybe that girl swimming away is going to be safe. Because I'm biting on that joint, not on Wrapped in

grape-flavored paper. And then there's on the back of your name tags you may see some little writing about

somebody being a shithead or just the name of someone. Don't read that out loud. That's their consolation prize. If you lose tonight, I will have to say that at the close of the show.

Who are you playing for, Ian? These dudes over here. Pulp Nickshun. You got the Pulp Nickshun VHS, and they changed it to Nickshun. Right. His name is Nick. His name's Nick.

Oh, okay. Yeah. Great job His name's Nick. His name's Nick. Oh, okay. Yeah. Great job, Nick and Ian. Nick-tion. I mean, it reminded me of something else, but I'm just not going to bring it up. Just the N by itself? Nick-tion. I thought that's what you were saying. Pope Nick Shun.

I don't get it. Me neither. Okay. Ravi, who are you playing for? Gus. I'm pretty sure his name is Gus over there. Top Gus. Top Gus.

Yeah, I'm just confused, though. I feel like I already lost this game. Did I pick the wrong side? No, there's nothing to lose. You're a fan of Top Gun? I feel a lot of pressure. Is that why you picked it? I am a big fan of Top Gun, yeah.

There you go. So that's a good reason to pick it. Yeah, it's a great movie. Yeah, yeah. And if you win tonight, Gus gets all the stuff in the prize bag. Okay. And if you don't win, whatever he wrote on the back, I'll have to say out loud at the end. Oh. Yeah. Did he write something on there? Yeah, have to say out loud at the end.

Did he write something on there? Yeah, he did. He's prepared. Does the Pulp Niction have something on the back? Yeah. There you go. Good job, everybody. Kudos all around. The first game we're going to play is called Doug Loves Musicals.

And in this game the people on stage are going to compete to yell out the name of a musical based on the songs from the musical I'm gonna start listing songs from a movie musical first person to yell out you can guess as much as you want first person to yell out, you can guess as much as you want. First person to yell out the correct movie musical is the winner of this game. It's just the first of many games, so no pressure. Doesn't matter how you do. I know Sarah's really fired up. I know, but I'm terrible at it.

Use your microphone, of course. No more. What's wrong with me? I don't know. I haven't been doing this. I don't know. I haven't been doing this. I don't know. All right, here we go. What movie musical has the song Believe in Yourself? Chorus line.

Right? They got to believe in themselves if they want to make it on the chorus line. I only know three musicals. Can we all just yell one out? Yeah, whatever. Chicago. Nope. Rent. You guys are just yell one out? Yeah, whatever. Chicago. Nope. Rent.

You guys are just saying. You're just naming musicals. I, on the other hand, have no idea where it's from. Wicked. Is that a musical or your answer? Let me give you another one. Because I don't know. Okay.

We got this, Gus. Is this what feeling gets? Does that even make sense? You can't win. You can't break even. Guys and dolls. Little shop of horrors. Can I go Go On Glenn Gary I don't know

Glenn Gary Glenn Ross The Musical That's a great That is a great idea The Feeling That We Had Is that from Meet the Patels

I hate this musical Whatever it is I hate it A Brand New Day Oh Somebody The audience says, oh. Oh, is it like The Lion King? No. Is that an animated musical?

Aladdin? No. It's a movie musical. Could be animated or otherwise. Movie musical? Did you say movie musical? Yeah, yeah. Mary Poppins.

No. What's the thing with the girls? Oh, yeah, that one. Definitely that one. Andy, Matilda. How about Don't Nobody Bring Me Bad News? Oh, we just got a little urban, perhaps. Town?

Wonderful town? We might have. How about another song? Newsies! No, but I love your intensity. Newsies!

Nobody's ever said it like that in their entire lives. Not even at the half price ticket booth in Broadway. Newsies! Did anyone say Annie yet? No, no. Be a lion. That's not Lion King, though.

Hold on. Be a lion. Charlie Brown? You're gonna write Charlie Brown? Jungle Book. Jungle Book's a good one. Slide some oil to me. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.

Is that a request? That's a song? Cars? The Wiz. The Wiz is correct! That's it. That's a good guess. Yeah, it was about to get even easier.

The Good Witch Glinda. Tornado. I don't know anything except for the... I still wouldn't have guessed those. He's the Wizard. Yeah, and more songs from The Wiz. Do you start from the bottom of the list of songs? No, I just pick them randomly

and I try to make it take as long as possible for people to get the right answer. Because it's fun when you get to the song called He's the Wizard to watch everybody yell out The Wiz all at the same time. So all of those songs was from The Wiz? Mm-hmm. That's a lot of songs, it sounds like.

That's a lot of songs, man. It's a long movie, huh? I spent all day listening to that thing. But real quick, let's do a version of the game where I just say two words, and the first person to repeat them wins. Hold on, let me clarify on the rules here. You're going to say two words,

and I have to repeat them. Is that good? Yes. The first person to do it wins. Okay. Okay, you to do it wins. Okay. Okay, you ready? Alright. I gotta be able to see all of your lips. How do we know when the game started?

Because I want to repeat everything you're saying. Oh, that's right. That's right. Yeah, right. It's gonna be a movie title. Could be a movie title. Oh, okay. Oh. Top Gun. Top Gun! That was me. I came out of the gate quicker., okay. Oh. Top Gun. Top Gun. That was me.

I came out of the gate quicker. I'm almost positive. Gus, there's hope. I think... We got this, Gus. I think you said it louder like Newsies, but I don't know you was first.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I'm like that dude that plays Ward, Vegas. Let's do another one. Let's do another one. Okay. You ready?

True Grit. True Grit. Come on. Come on. You saw it. You saw it. Come on, man. Give me that.

Let's do one. It's just one word. Just one word. You ready? Creed. Creed. Creed. Why am I fighting to win this?

This is so childish. Like I don't have a life. This is bullshit. I guess I don't. All right, so Sarah wins the first game. Why does winning feel good? I know, I know. Because I just popped the thing

and all the confetti went everywhere. It can't feel bad. All right, this next game we're gonna play is called Whose Tagline Is It Anyway? And that's where... This is a one-of-a-time game. I'll direct it directly to a particular player. We'll start with Sarah because she won that last game.

And I'll just say the tagline from a motion picture. You have one guess. If you get it wrong, we move on to Ian gets to guess next. The tagline is on the poster, in the ads. Sometimes movies have more than one. I picked one. And we have to guess the movie. Sometimes movies have more than one. I picked one. And we have to guess the movie. Yeah, you have to guess what movie it is.

Is it out now? Do we know anything about it? It's a movie that has come out into the world. In the past. It exists. Did we get a lifeline on this or something? It's an existing movie. This year.

The most famous one is In Space No One Can Hear You Scream. Oh, yeah. What's that, Alien? And that's from Alien. That's correct. I wouldn't have gotten that one. I wouldn't have gotten that one either. I will definitely not get this.

Go ahead. All right. You get the first crack at it, Sarah. What movie has the tagline, get ready for a new kind of hero? Get ready for a new kind of hero. Get ready for a new kind of hero. From all the movies ever made and released into the world, which one has that tagline?

Just guess. Sometimes your instincts will really take you where you need to go. Is it... Get ready. go is it get ready for a new kind of here I can't ask any questions right all right you can ask as many as you want but there's so many ways to go not come well I'll just I don't think it's this and I have more exciting answers but I'm gonna say big heroes gosh it's a good call go with your most boring answer it's incorrect Ian that's crazy that's why I was gonna guess you were gonna say big heroes say yeah. Get ready for a new kind of hero. Yeah, get ready for an inflated man who's kind of shy. Right.

And hangs out with a boy. Fix the description, right? Yeah. Shit. Anything else? Fuck. Sarah, what was your fun answer? Ew.

I don't know, but I just thought of powder. Oh, yeah, powder. It's of powder. Oh yeah, powder. It's not that. He wasn't a hero. It's funny. It's hilarious. Something with John Ritter in it or something. Don't help out the other players.

I know. Tell us. Did that help? I don't know. Something with John Ritter. Any guess at all, Ian? Shit. I guess I got to throw something out there. You don't have to, but.

Do it. Be vulnerable. Be wrong. Wait, were you just going to. Oh, it's going to be wrong. I just don't know what type of wrong it's going to be. Go full blown wrong. Bridge of Spies.

Oh, okay. Yeah, I mean, Tom Hanks, that movie, he doesn't really want to do what he has to do in the movie. He kind of has to step up. Yeah. He's a new kind of hero. Yeah. Ravi, do you have a guess?

Is it the one where Will Smith is homeless and he's just like a normal dude named Harris or something like that? Pursuit of Happiness? Oh wait, no, I'm confusing it now. Wasn't he a home... He was homeless in that too. No, it's just... The guy where he was the only one in town?

What? Oh, I Am Legend? People say that. No, no, the other one where he's like a superhero who's like a drunk. Hancock. Hancock. Yeah. Is that the answer?

No. That was a new kind of hero, an alcoholic asshole hero. But no, it's a movie that you were involved in, Sarah, called Wreck-It Ralph. Oh, shit. That's hilarious. Fuck you, John. That's hilarious. Fuck you, Doug! That's hilarious. That's hilarious.

We'll do another one. You'll have another shot here, Sarah. That's hilarious. It's pretty disappointing. We'll'll have another shot here, Sarah. That's hilarious. It's pretty disappointing. We'll start off with you again, Sarah. That's a successful bad answer, though. That means you've been in so many movies, you can't remember.

What did I guess? Oh, powder. Yeah, that was a good guess. Here's a new one. We'll start with Sarah. We'll keep going until somebody gets one right. Yay. Or until I run out.

They're closer than you think. They're closer than you think. And I will give you a clue. I don't know why this movie has this tagline. And I know the answer. How come it has to start with me? It had to start with me last time. It's harder to start with you.

You have less time to think. It could change. I mean, it's a gentle protest. I'm not going to die on this hill but yeah i'm just saying you get first crack at it that's like just hearing other people say the wrong answer does that help you huh maybe of course all right guess right what is it crack at it What is it? Crack at it? They're closer than you think. They're closer than you think.

They're more on crack than you think. They're closer than you think is from a movie called What? Just use your instincts. Just jump right in. I'm going to say

Mockingjay. Right? The bad guys, the evil factions in the world could have been closer than No, I don't know what my... I've never... I don't know that movie.

I just know that you said it didn't make sense. It didn't make sense, yeah. That did make sense. Oh, yeah. It did... Your answer did not make sense, which was a smart answer for my clue. Apology accepted. Ian?

You know, it's funny. Like, the answer that I have makes sense, but you said it doesn't make sense. So now my answer doesn't make sense. I'd still love to hear it. I gotta throw out something that doesn't make sense. Did it happen in the last 10 years, this movie? Can we ask questions?

You can ask questions and yes. Last 10 years? Alright, Spectre. Last 10 years. All right, Spectre. That would be a terrible tagline for Spectre, so in that sense, you're correct, but also incorrect. Ravi, do you have an idea?

Yeah, but mine was from more than 10 years ago, so now I gotta think. No, no, I just said that just to get an answer. Okay. Then it's Spectre. Let's see. Minions? This was within the last 10 years. No, no, I just said that just to get him to answer. Okay. The inspector. Let's see. Minions? This was within the last 10 years. So close.

It's from a film that Sarah was in called The Muppets. That's hilarious. They're closer than you think. Like, what does that even mean? They're closer. They're closer than you think. What does that even mean? They're closer. They're closer to what? They're felter than you think would make sense. They're emotionally closer.

They're closer together than you think? Yeah, they're a tight-knit band in that movie. It's hard to separate them. Is this the new version of the Muppets? This was the Jason Segel one. How was that, Sarah? Not the one with Tina Fey. I was in it for one second.

I mean, I was at, you know, when I'm there. She was like, here's your pie or something. I said, table for two. There you go. Table for two. Looks good. She says, table for one. And I'm like, ugh.

You feel bad for him? I don't remember. Something, some kind of joke to it. All right, let's try another one, Sarah. You see where this is going now? As a tack. Okay. Yeah, right?

But this could be a trick. You got this? I mean, okay, so this is something I've been in. I wouldn't, I mean. I don't know. I'm not going to say that. Love desperately, live recklessly. Yay, she got one.

Oh, I'm so nasal. I'm so sorry. Love desperately live recklessly. What movie is that? That's Sarah's movie, I Smile Back. First saw it when it was on the poster. Alright, well let's start this next one with Ian.

Alright. Tangerine! That's hilarious. That's hilarious. This one is Their War, Our World. Their War. Sounds spacey.

Our World. Shit. Shit. Fuck. People in. Shit. Fuck. People in the audience know it. Everybody's bursting at the seams. The war. Our world.

This could be Bridge of Spies, actually. Yeah, it could be. Shit. Can I Google that? Let me just throw something out. Terminator. Oh, that's a great guess. Ravi?

It's pronounced Ruv-ee. I feel like I should have said that a long time ago. What? Wait. It just keeps bothering me, and I was like, should we say something? I almost said something. Ravi?

Thank you, Sarah. Ravi? Not your fault. It looks like it's pronounced Ravi. Sure. But what is it? Ravi, like R-U-V-V-Y. I just want, you know, I mean, these guys,

I feel like we're going to keep in touch, I assume. Gus and I have something going on. I don't know. He hasn't given me a hard time about not calling him Ian. Doug, say his name. Ruvie. Approved. Thank you for doing that, Ian.

No, just checking. That's very sweet. What do you think it is? There were our world. Jurassic Park. Some people are pissed fuck the fuck your name is Rubby do you have a guess Sarah

I don't think I'm right I was thinking it was I think it was the one with Tom Cruise and Dakota fanning and it was just on the other night War of the Worlds? We said it at the same time. Aw.

But that's not it. Because they were here to fuck us over. They weren't having their own war. It's a movie that Ravi is in called Transformers. Come on, Ravi. Doug! So clever.

Start with Ian again. We don't need no education. We don't need no education. That sounds like a line from a song. It's a Pink Floyd. Yeah. So you know the answer? Only if it's what I think it is.

She only knows the answer if that's the answer. I'm going to be arrogant. Were you in Newsies by any chance? No chance. Say that again. Say that thing again. I like it when people stall.

We don't need no education. Shit, son. I'm at a loss. We don't need no education. And that was a log line? Oh, I know it. Oh, fuck. I thought repeating it would work for me.

It worked for you. Shit. Pressure's on now. Yeah, fuck. Now that Ruvie knows it. That was close. Shit. Uh, shit. Uh, I got this.

I don't got, I confidently don't got this. Uh, fuck. Let me just throw something out there what's the I can't even think of an I can't even get to think of a wrong answer that's what's going on right now what's a movie that took place at a school or a college

what's that shit with Michelle Pfeiffer that took place at a school or a college? What's that shit with Michelle Pfeiffer? What's that shit? Dangerous Minds? Dangerous Minds, yeah. Incorrect. That's what I figured. That's a great movie, though. I just want to be respectably wrong.

Respectably wrong. That would be a great tagline for Dangerous Minds. Love that Coolio song. What do you think it is, Ruvvi? Well, I think it's School of Rock, but now I have something else in my mind. Yeah? Was that Gus?

What's the other thing you have in your mind? Well, now I was thinking about the one with Piven. Old School? No. PCU? Which one do you want to go with? Oh, which one of the two? I'm going with old school.

I just want an answer. Sarah, what is it? Is it School of Rock? Wait, I said... Then you said old school. And I was looking at you. And I was like, why is he saying? I said school of rock.

Yes, but. Wait, hold on. Did I say school of rock? Yes, but at the last minute. But then you said old school. Then you said old school. Oh, I didn't know. I thought that your first answer was my answer.

I thought we were just still talking. Gus. Nah, nah. It is absolutelyvy who got it thank you Sarah there is literally no prize for anything

anyway I've heard good things about the School of Rock musical on Broadway have you but can I just say I thought it was

before I realized I'm an idiot the wall obviously no that was just a line from the song in the wall that was in the wall School of Rock before I realized I'm an idiot. The wall, obviously. No, that was just a line from the song in the wall. That was in the wall, yeah. The School of Rock used it in a funny way. Fun way.

I like the way you say that. Just devoid of any happiness. So far away from a smile. Sarah, your character in the School of Rock musical. Oh, yeah. What do you think? Do you think Sarah, your character in the School of Rock musical. Oh, yeah. What do you think? Do you think she has a song in the musical? And if she does, how does it go?

If she's in the musical... I don't know. I'm not an improviser. It's something about her being mad at Jack Black's character. Right. For stealing the name Ned Schneebly. Yeah, go make that funny.

Okay. Schneebly, what have you done to me? That sort of thing. Yeah, that was good. That'd be fun. But who knows what her character's like in the stage musical, or if your character's even in the stage musical, might not be in there. No. Who knows what her character's like in the stage musical, or if your character's even in the stage musical. Might not be in there.

No. Who knows? Let's do one more. It could be any kind of foil. Let's do one more, Sarah. You got that one right, right? So we'll start with Ian. Well, I think actually we kind of came back around and gave it back to you.

We'll start with Ian on this one. Still got it though. That was me. Meet yesterday's answer to the world of today. Meet yesterday's answer to the world of today. Meet yesterday's answer

to the world of today. If the game was repeating it back the fastest, you just won. Me. I won that game, so I'll keep doing it. That's the only thing I've won so far. Meet yesterday's answer to the world of today. Why does this mean so much to me?

This is prophetic. People just want to win. Just want to win. We just want to be winners. I'm not even winning for me. I'm winning for some dude that I just took a Pul. Just want to win. We just want to be winners. Yeah. I'm not even winning for me. I'm winning for some dude that I just took a Pulp Fiction video off. You get to keep that, by the way. Oh, I do? I like this movie.

It's a good movie. Meet yesterday's answer. To the world of today, y'all. And that is me. You got anything? I just, you know how, you know what it is, looking at the disappointed faces of people before you even give a bad answer,

they're just like, you don't got this. Fuck. All right, I'm going to give you my bad answer in a minute. I just got to think of a movie that it's not. Fuck. I know, right? Bridge of Spies, fuck it. I heard somebody in the booth saying

bicentennial man, that's a pretty good guess. That's a fun guess. Rovi, what do you think? Rovi, Wade, do you have a? Rovi Wade, do you have a... Sorry. Rovi Wade. Rovi Patel, nice. Thanks for having me on, Doug.

Jurassic World? I don't know. Oh, that's not a bad answer. Maybe yesterday's answer to the world of today. Sarah? It's probably something you were in. Oh. She's shaking her head.

Thinking it over. I'm going to go with What was the answer to the last one? The last one was School of Rock. Oh, oh, oh. Okay. I'm going to go with fucking,

I don't know, I'm sorry everybody. Why is this hard? Just say a movie, Sarah. I'm going to go with The Taking of Pelham. Three, two,-1 Denzel Washington or Walter Matthau? Matthau

Felix! No, the answer is a movie that Ian is in called Man of the Century Oh shit That's hilarious I was going to use that answer for the question before Oh shit. That's hilarious. I was gonna use that answer for the question before.

Now I can't use it at all. What, did you play a guy named Clarence in that movie? Yeah, yeah. What is that movie? I don't know. You know what that movie is? You get tricked into being in movies. I do. And that's a similar circuit.

That was the first IMDB credit I ever had. Yeah, it's right on there. And so I found it. And then I was like, does it have a tagline? And it turns out it does have a confusing tagline. So I was like, this is perfect for my needs. All right. So who got some right on that one?

Sarah got all the right ones? I think Sarah sweeped. Yeah, Sarah sweeped it up. So Sarah gets to go first in a round of Last Man Stanton. Yeah, there's more water. You want more water? Could somebody bring out another water for Sarah Silverman?

Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. Miss Silverman needs a beverage. Can I get some water and some clues? There you go. Everybody backstage licked the lid of that thing and got it ready for you. And this is a game where we get an actor or actress with a large body of work, and we take turns.

I play along on this one because it's fun for me. We take turns naming movies that that person was in. If you can't think of one, you're out. We'll start with Sarah and then we'll go to me and then to Ravi. That was it actually. You really got another one. You know,

when somebody tells me how to pronounce their name, I get it right 12 or 14 times later. Audience members, raise your hand if you've got the perfect name for this game. We've got a couple here up front. The dude that's in the frontest seat of anybody. Got here the earliest.

What's your name, first of all? I'm Phil. Phil, and thank you for having a voice that sounds like you're holding a microphone. I know. And very deep, very filled over here. And what is your suggestion for Last Man Stanton? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Arnold Schwarzenegger, okay. I've played him before, but it might have been just standing around in the parking lot after the show. But he's a good one. He's certainly made a lot of movies. So we'll start with you, Sarah. Just name any... Twins.

Yeah, right out of the gate. Go with what is probably his most realistic film. Ian, what do you got? Any Schwarzenegger movie? Terminator. Terminator. All right. We like full titles here.

So just so you know, it's... You have to? The first Terminator movie. The Terminator. The Terminator? All right. You do. I mean, you don't have to say colon out loud, but if the title is... I just said the hip-hop version of it.

I'm just... We cut every... We nickname everything. Sure, yeah. Just get to-hop version of it. I'm just... We cut every... We nickname everything. Sure, yeah. Just get to the... Get to it, yeah. Get to it. Get to the part with the dirt.

Mr. Patel. That's how I'm going to avoid having to see your first name wrong. Yeah, we've got a system now that's going to treat you like I'm a lawyer. Yes, of course. It's not a tumor.

Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina. Another great Schwarzenegger line. I will go with. I'll just go ahead and bang it out since we said twins already. I'll say junior. Junior.

What do you have, Sarah, for another Schwarzenegger? Can I say pumping iron? Classic. You can. It's a documentary, but he's in it. Pumping Iron. So he's the title character.

Ian? Last Action Hero. Mm-hmm. It's a good one. It's a good one if you like bad ones. Was that the full title? The Last Action Hero, probably, but I'll take it. Ravi.

Ravi. Anything with Schwarzenegger. Full title, please. The Terminator 2. Terminator 2, colon. Fuck. When does it take place America

I don't know the Terminator 2 the Terminator 2 I don't know back in Hawaii I don't fucking know man

I don't know vacation alright so I'm out alright you're out I don't know. Vacation. All right, so I'm out. All right, you're out. Why'd you want to be out so easy? It's a, you know, it's not an easy game. And I'm going to go ahead and clean that business up and say Terminator 2 Judgment Day.

Yep. That's a good title. That's what you're looking for yeah Sarah Conan It's a good one. And? Commando. Yes. I will go with... The Villain. With Kirk Douglas and Ann-Margaret directed by Hal Needham. Sarah.

Batman and Robin. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I don't know if that's impressive enough for a mic drop. It wasn't. I damaged it. I am so sorry.

Test. Test. Ew. The Expendables. Oh. Nice. Can you just say my name again or something? Wrong or right?

Which one do you prefer? I'll go with Red Heat. Sarah. Fuck you guys. Fuck you guys. Fuck you guys. Fuck. You got this. Everybody shut up! I will say the movie say it

oh I just thought of another one was he he was not in Hunt for Red October. I'm sorry. Yeah, I'll go with that. That's it? You give up? The Flintstones. He might have cameoed in that.

You could check. But probably not. Ian? Predator. Yes. check. But probably not. Ian? Predator. Yes. Of course, Predator. Eraser.

Oh, I love that movie. You do? I saw Williams. Oh, okay. Yeah, it was good. All right. Ian? You said Batman. And Robin.

And Robin before, right? Mm-hmm. Fuck. What else was he in He played the inimitable Mr. Freeze Inimitable Did I say it Inimitable With that accent

Inimitable Is that right Inimitable But actually quite inimitable I will make you frozen Is that right? Inimitable. Inimitable. But actually quite inimitable. I will make you frozen. I will turn you into a Disney hit franchise. Was he in that documentary, Good Hair?

Out of turn, disqualified. Ian, I'm all about you. I'm so sorry. What if you can describe the movie, but you can't remember the title? Okay, start describing it. All right. So he's a sheriff on this border town near Mexico uh huh

and uh is that the last Johnny Knoxville the last stand is that what it is yeah I think so okay that's correct Johnny Knoxville's in there

I'll go with Around the World in 80 Days your turn Ian holy shit is that a real answer was he in there yeah he's in Around the World in 80 Days the remake he answer? Was he in there? Yeah, he's in Around the World in 80 Days. The remake, he is a cameo in there.

All right, there's another one. Just describe it to me. Him and Stallone are in prison. Oh, yeah, yeah. In the poster, they're sitting with their backs to each other. It's gay plan. It's gay plan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's gay plan.

I'm going to go with end of days. You're up, Ian. Fuck. You dazzle yourself. I do. Absolutely dazzling, the amount of time I spent caring about Arnold Schwarzenegger. So he's a cyborg robot. And he's trying to protect this chick who used to be a waitress that knows how to fight now.

And her son comes back. I don't know if I can help you on this. Her son comes back to the future. Not her son, but the dude. Terminator 4 Genesis? Genesis, there you go. Is that it? Yes, that's the one.

Which one's Salvation? The last one. This game's really changed since... No, it's Genesis. It's the last one. It's Genesis. Okay, so let's say you said all the Terminators correctly. Return to Hawaii seemed pretty...

You got all the Terminators right, so now it's my turn. Maggie, your turn, Ian. What'd you say? Maggie. Maggie? He was in one of them? Yeah, it's a zombie apocalypse movie with Abigail Breslin. God damn. Jesus. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Yeah.

Can we check these? I don't remember this. Alright, I got one. Was he in Red Sonja? I was going to say that earlier, too. Okay, Red Sonja, you're correct. I'm going to go with True Lies. You're up, Ian.

It feels like we're tied and I'm getting crushed at the same time. This is the most embarrassing Ty in the history of Ty's. So he's a foreigner. And he's running for governor. He wins. Ruins the economy of California and fucks his maid. Or are you thinking of Total Recall?

Yes. Shit, that was an easy one. I'm going to go with Expendables 2. Ian? What's the colon? Total Recall 2. No, no. Expendables 3.

But Ian's our winner because you last the longest. That's what the ladies say. you last the longest. That's what the ladies say. You last the longest. You're the winner. What did we miss, you guys? Jingle All The Way. Jingle All The Way, The Running Man.

Red Dawn. Red Heat, I said it. Oh, shit. Hercules in New York. What? Hercules in New York. Yes, his first movie. Collateral Damage, I said it. Oh, shoot. Hercules in New York. What? Hercules in New York. Yes, his first movie. Collateral damage.

The sixth day. Multiplicity. That's Michael Keaton. He would have been so great in the Michael Keaton role. He always clones himself. What? He always clones himself. He clones himself sixth day.

Sixth day. But we did pretty good, you guys. I'm pretty proud of us. Let's try. Let's do one round to determine a winner today of the new most exciting game in the history of the show, Reverse Malton.

I don't know what you did. Ian gets to go first and then we'll go to Ravi and then to Sarah and basically what's going to happen is it's a game where you bid on how many names from a motion picture

you can name after of course Ian gets to pick between three movies. So pick the movie you know the most actors from from these three movies. Ian are you ready? All right. A Christmas Story, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation or Christmas with the Cranks? The second one, but that doesn't mean it's gonna be good. Just do what you can. Leonard Maltin, in his app here,

lists eight, 10 National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. He lists 15 names. So you want me to start naming them? How many out of those 15 do you think you could name if forced to? And then after you bid, Ravi's going to say more

names or challenge you to name the names. Alright. One for sure. He's got one on lock. So, Ravi, can you bid more than one name for National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation?

Yeah, I can... Two or three? Oh, I can do three. He says he can do three people. From this movie, Sarah. Do you think you can do more, or do you want to challenge Ravi Patel? I could potentially do four, but...

What? I don't think... I'm going to say name those people in it alright if he can come up with three names he's our winner tonight and the person he's playing for

gets all the stuff in the prize bag gosh this is an amazing game it's almost as if it's insignificant okay Beverly D'Angelo

god damn I knew that Chevy Chase you ready for this one Christy Brinkley that's Christy what Beverly DeAngelo. Chevy Chase. You ready for this one? Christy Brinkley. What? Christy Brinkley?

Really? She's in the movie. She's in Straight Up Vacation. This is Christmas Vacation. She's not in it. Oh, Quinn. Quaid. Randy, man. She's not in it. Oh, Quinn! Quaid! Quaid! Quaid! Randy Quaid!

Yeah, he can't save you now, no matter how crazy he is. Gus, I'm so sorry! We had so many chances. Who challenged him to name it? Did you, Sarah? Sarah's our winner! Oh, shit.

I'm always the most passive winner. I like how you said it crazy like Randy Quaid. Quaid, Quaid! Quaid, Quaid! Quaid! That's the only way that guy hears his own name anymore. It's people just screaming at him down the street. Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo, Randy Quaid, Diane Ladd,

John Randolph, E.G. Marshall, Doris Roberts, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Mae Questel, William Hickey, Brian Doyle Murray, Juliette Lewis, Johnny Galecki, Nicholas Guest, and Miriam Flynn. That's National Influence Christmas Vacation. And Sarah won for Mike. Where's Mike at? There you are. Here's your bag of stuff.

Is that a real joint on there, Mike? Are we allowed to smoke that? Okay, good. Oh, I broke it. Like a fool. Oh. I'll shove it into a pipe or something. It really does make me laugh. Oh, you give that back. It really does make me laugh. It really does make me laugh. Oh, you give that back.

It really does make me laugh. It really does make me laugh just that it says Mike. I mean, instead of Jaws. It just says Mike, yeah. It's four letters. If it's Jaws, it's Mike. I just love that. That is pretty fun.

And pass your name tags down to me, gentlemen. Ravi, what do you got to plug in general? What's coming up with you, buddy? What are you working on? I'm on this show with John Stamos called Grandfather. That's on tonight. Meet the Patels

is still in theaters. It's going to be on iTunes soon. And I'm on Aziz's new show. Oh yeah, you're in Master of None? Killing the game, son. Very excited about it. I'm not done. No, I'm kidding.

That's it. Okay. Ian, what do you got going on, buddy? I have less answers for this than I had for some of the movies. Let's start with your Twitter. It's at Ian Edwards. At Ian Edwards Comic. I think my biggest credit

is spending Thanksgiving with Sarah. Yep. We often spend Thanksgiving together and this year is no exception. That's awesome. And Tangerine.

Everybody watch Tangerine. Check it out. I'm on demand. Good movie. Sean Baker killed it I want to watch it again just from the perspective of Ian doesn't even know why he's there

Ian's accidental star turn you just really are like hey man don't tell that guy I was talking about it I didn't even know why I was here because I thought it was the other movie oh you thought we were going to interrupt a movie yeah yeah yeah we've done that before and I'd love to Oh, do you know? Because I thought it was the other movie. Oh, you thought we were going to interrupt a movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. We've done that before

and I'd love to have you do that again. Yeah, that was fun, man. But this is a different thing. Do you know that? I realized that through all the losing, I realized that. What are you going to say to that? You kept sitting there the whole time. When are we going to interrupt a movie? We're going to play this shit. Pull the fucking screen down and go.

Sarah, I Smile Back is on VOD also. Yeah. So check it out, you guys, if you want an uplifting experience. I mean, yeah. Yeah. Something to chew on. Something to chew on. I like it.

Something to think about. I saw that movie Heart of a Dog, the Laurie Anderson movie. Oh, I'm dying to see that. It's trippy as all hell. It's really a weird ass movie. But it has a dying to see that. It's trippy as all hell. It's really a weird ass movie. But it has a lot of good dog stuff in it. Who's Laurie Anderson?

She's a performance artist. She was married to Lou Reed until he died. I mean, she's still married to him. Start here. Go home. Turn off all the lights. Lie in your bed.

Make sure it's just black. Just all the lights out. And then turn on Lori Anderson, Oh Superman, and lie in your bed and just fucking, just exist. Okay.

Yeah, I mean, I'll watch it. That's terrific advice. That's a song. that's a song it's a song yeah it's a it's an interesting movie I must say

I didn't I don't recommend it to people because I can't I can't have that on my conscience it's hilarious because it is

it is a pretty trippy and heavy 85 minutes but check it out and go to douglovesmovies.com for all of my dates It's hilarious. Because it is a pretty trippy and heavy 85 minutes, but check it out. And go to douglosmovies.com for all of my dates. And let's think of a hashtag for tonight's show. What should we hashtag this episode? Bridge of Spies?

Is that already used? On what happened. Just Bridge of Spies. Just put it on there. Hashtag Ravi. R-U-V-V-1. Hashtag Ravi. used on what happened just Bridget Spies just put it on the baby just tag Robbie are you why all capital letters is a good one. Hashtag Mike. He put my Twitter too. Do you have one, Sarah? Any recurring themes tonight for you?

I mean, I guess internally, but... Hey, what's this movie that you're in? Ashby? Oh, that came out already. It's on DID too right now. It's're in Ashby Oh that came out already It's good though It's on DID2 right now It's good Ashby yeah Alright I'm gonna watch that

It's adorable Wait did you say horrible Or adorable It's adorable It's adorable It's adorable It's good I think it's entertaining

I don't know I don't have any friends Who have seen it Oh okay But I liked it I'll check it out And I'll let you know In no uncertain

terms. Please do. I will come after you if I don't like Ashby. What's it about? It's about a... I don't know. Hi. It's about a teenager played by Nat Walker. Did you know that you were in this movie?

And he and his mother, I'm his mother, we move around It's about a teenager playing by Nat Wolfe in Wonderful. Did you know that you were in this movie? And he and his mother, I'm his mother, we move around a lot and stuff. And then he gets into football and he has to write a report on an old person. And he goes next door to the guy who lives next door, this old guy, played by Mickey Rourke. And he's like a hit man. Do you have scenes with Mickey Rourke? I do. I'm interested now.

What's your favorite thing that he did on the set? What was your favorite Mickey Rourke ritual? I can't wait for this. He's fascinating to watch and I have deep love for him. I want to just hug him and make him feel good.

There's so much going on. I don't know. But here's something. So his lines would just be written in giant letters. And a friend of his would hold a cue card right behind my head. Hilarious. With all of his lines. And not mine, just his.

So then we do this scene. And he's just saying his lines in a row and he's me i mean and i said um hey there's um you know how your lines don't make sense It's cause there's lines between your lines I say them You have to let me say them Give me a chance Mickey But he was just like Oh yeah alright Now that you mention it Let's do it that way

Let's go back to the way it's always done I mean Did he Did he like redo it and Let you get back to the way it's always done. I mean, did he? Did he redo it and let you get your own answer? Please say no. Please say the answer is no. I'll go watch the movie. Yeah.

Immediately. The movie's a complete mess. With the lights off, laying down. It's just Mickey Rourke talking over everyone else for an entire feature film. Mickey Rourke's the little boy. The Jay Leno acting method by Mickey Rourke's soliloquy. The Jay Leno acting method

by Mickey Rourke. All right, so we got hashtag Ruvie, hashtag Mike, hashtag I'm in tangerine. Yeah.

That's a good one. And thank you to all of my guests. Let's hear it for Ruvie Patel, Ian Edwards, and Sarah Silverman. We'll be back here soon at Meltdown and back over at

UCB so watch at Douglovesmovies.com for more info and as always when she lost that loving feeling is a shithead yeah that was the Top Gun name tag.

And it's funny. This is like a plug for a sold-out event I've got coming up on December 16th. We're interrupting Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas. And this person wrote, Kirk Cameron is a shithead. Yeah. Cameron is a shithead.