Doug Loves Movies - Sarah Silverman, Wayne Federman, and Rich Sommer Guest

Episode Date: April 15, 2014

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Doug hates candy wrappers, skinny babies, sticky seats with 50 azopop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies! Hey everybody. My name is Doug. And I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. Okay, I tried to go really slow to give you a chance to really nail it, and I think you did.

Coming to you from Homebase, the UCB Theater in Los Angeles, on Tuesday, April 15, Tax Day, 2014, Wolf of Wall Street fight Terminator 2, Judgment Day of the Dead Men Walking Tall, the President's Men in Black, Fisher King, Ralph the Dog Day, Afternoon Delight. Afternoon Delight. It's a good, it's an indie movie you might want to check out. Since last I spoke and you listened, I did an episode of Getting Doug with High with past and future Doug Loves Movies guest Dominic Monaghan

that you can watch on YouTube or listen to on iTunes. Thursday night I'm doing stand-up at Wise Guys in Salt Lake City, Utah. That's Salt Lake City. Saturday I'm doing two shows at Cobbs in San Francisco. The second or third annual, I forget which, third annual maybe Countdown to 420 show where at midnight we count it down like it's New Year's Eve. And that's a fun thing to do.

Then we all go outside and, well, you know what happens next. And Monday, it's my fourth annual award-winning 421 stand-up show at the Wow Hall in Eugene, Oregon. From the corrections department, Edie Adams is

dead. Department, Edie Adams is dead. Emma Watson is barren, not Emily Watson. And they are actresses, but one of them plays a character who is barren. Christian Bale has been in about 40 movies. I guessed 15. Oops. Now it's time for Watch Captain America, The Winter Soldier, Not Rio 2. This has been Watch Captain America, The Winter Soldier, Not Rio 2, the Captain America, The Winter Soldier,

Not Rio 2 edition. Prize bag. Oh, my God. Jennifer Lawrence isn't here, but a novel that's now a major, was a major motion picture that she starred in. We've got the novel

for someone to win here tonight. We've got a we'll talk about that when he gets out here. This I got I forget where I got this, but it's a basic heavy-duty scrub sponge. It's your BHDSS. For those that like to,

and oh, some Ultra Tide. Because haven't you ever just been like, wanted to do a load of laundry, and you're like, I wish I had a box of Tide, the small, just sitting around, because I want it at a podcast. Gateway Doug, a copy of laundry and you're like, I wish I had a box of Tide that was small and just sitting around because I want it at a podcast. Gateway Doug, a copy of Gateway Doug. I'm taping

recording. Gateway Doug 2 colon forced fun. This Sunday, April 20th, Easter Sunday at the Helium Comedy Club in Portland. It's sold out, so I don't know why I'm telling you about it. A dude in oh, where was it?

Asheville, I think. His name's Dan. And he's with Twistnax. And look at this little guy that they, I guess they sell. It's kind of like the, just pretend you just watched an episode of Lost. All right, let's bring the guests out here. Oh, and a Douglas Movies t-shirt. We haven't had the Leonard Maltin game for a few weeks,

so tonight I brought in some serious players to make it happen, and make it happen right. Please give a big warm welcome to Wayne Fetterman, Rich Sommer, and Sarah Silverman. Thank you, folks. You guys are nice. Where's Sarah? She was just asking will we hear them.

There she is. All right. Let me move over a little bit. Yeah, Sarah Silverman. Woo! There she is. Oh, look me move over a little bit. Yeah, Sarah Silverman. There she is. Look at that. This is awesome. I was just getting a standing ovation from four people. Partial standing O.

Is there a word for that? Hey, Wayne, you know who's hosting this, right? Is it you? And let me just ask Wayne a real quick question. Are you on a tight time schedule? Do you have to get back to operating the Pirates of the Caribbean at Disneyland in Anaheim, California? Actually, it was out for the Charlie Brown, the retirement years musical. Musical?

Oh, happiness is... Two times of Jell-O. Like you said, Sarah Silverman is here, everybody. Sarah Silverman. Climbing a tree. What'd you bring for the PB, the prize bag? I said it wrong. The PB.

The prize bag, the PB. Yeah. Yeah, what's wrong with that? I think I said BP. We don't want to mention them. Fucking dirty oil spillers. I found this in a drawer.

Oh, perfect. Perfect, yeah. Get that out of your drawer and into somebody's heart. You can plug this. It's like an old-timey princess phone handle part. And you can plug it right into your iPhone and talk like in the olden days. Yeah, I got one of these too,

and it's just sitting there. I haven't used it. I should bring it and give it away because I'm never going to really do this. When you get it, you're like, oh, I would like to talk old-fashioned style on the phone, and then somebody texts you, you text them back, and then this just sits there. If you look on the case at Urban Outfitters or whatever kind

of Spencer Gifts kind of place, you may get it. On the cover it says, great for gifts on Doug Loves Movies. And I also brought... Also great for, if you're into... Autocratic asphyxiation. Just wrap it around your neck and go to town.

Or stay at home and do it. That wasn't for murder. That was her some sexual thing? No, for... You don't murder yourself, Wayne. I mean, you do if you want to get away with it. Hey, I realized a way. Suicides never get away with it.

They're always like, we know who did this. There's no mystery to the suicide. Wayne, Rich, Doug. I figured out a way that you can murder someone in front of other people and get away with it. Move to Florida? Oh, nice. Political.

He's a political comedian. No, you go, you murder them by punching them in the heart. And you go, live, damn it! You're killing them. You scream live, damn it, the whole time. And hope nobody comes around.

You know what I mean? The timing's gotta be perfect. But I like it. And then this is alright it looks like Mary Gothier or something like that

but it's pronounced Goshe because I think it's like Cajun or something let's just say it how it's spelled no no no just

it's fine okay Rich Somer you're not wrong you just punched him in the heart Somer. You're not wrong. You just punched him in the heart. Metaphorically. What's your favorite season?

Spring, winter, fall, or somer? Somer solstice. I'm a super fan. I'm a super fan. I'm a super fan of Mary Gauthier. Okay. All right. And so you brought her, you're giving away that? Also, I'm a personal friend, and she sent me a stack of these that are coming out.

It's not even out yet. I don't even know if this is legal. And then I signed it. Let's throw your name on there. It's a perfectly good gift. Rich Somer is here, everybody.

Thanks! I believe I earned that. Yes. And you brought some, you love board games? I do love board games. And so for the prize bag, you brought two of them? I brought two of them. These are two of my favorite party games from the last year.

We have Raffle. Somebody in the audience knew how to pronounce it. Yeah, Raffle. I thought it was R-O-F-L. It's a silly little party game. Kind of, yeah. You turn common phrases into texting. The party game of mixed communication.

That's right. Pretty good, right? That sounds really fun. Like if you don't have this and you can't wrap it around your neck and murder yourself. And then I brought Tapple, which is another big party game. All four of us here signed.

No recognition for Tapple. We all signed both of these games. Yeah, we all signed them. Yeah, lucky you guys. Just so you know, you can't play this by yourself. No, two to eight players, sorry. How many on that one? Three to seven on Raffle.

Minimum three for Raffle. That's right. I bet you'd set some sort of world record if you had eight players play Tapple. I bet you it's never happened. I can't get eight people together to try to take each other's money. I don't think I can get them together

for a little Tapple. You could gamble. And this is one of your favorite board games. Yeah, these are two of my favorites from his last year. His last year, Wayne, that's how into board games he is, is that he can break them down by year. I couldn't tell you when any board game came out. Monopoly was pre-my birth, I know that.

That's true. I brought a Douglas Moody's t-shirt. I don't know if I remember to mention that. And Wayne Fetterman is here, you guys. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All of my gifts are in that bag. The bringer of the house at the end of the street.

Has anyone seen it? Has anybody seen that film? A couple people? You just watched Winter's Bone? And we're kind of excited about it? Not only the novelization of the movie, but there's also a full-size poster in the book. Full-size? Well, it's a poster.

There's nothing like a poster that you put on the wall that looks like it was folded into 16 squares. You can't fold a piece of paper 16 times, Doug. It's impossible. Sorry, Wayne. Wayne said something funny, too. It's impossible. Sorry, Wayne. Wayne said something funny, too. It's impossible. Okay, and you also brought a name tag, a lanyard that you wore around your neck.

I wore it around my neck this past weekend at the TCM Classic Film Festival. This is for old-timey kind of movies. Old-timey kind of movies. Old-timey kind of movies. Like Eraserhead was there. Mighty Ducks? Did they show Mighty Ducks? Not that old.

Not that old. I like that Wayne actually brings movie-themed prizes. Yeah, I tried. That's probably a smart move. He did, yeah. If you're going to bring something worthless, make it movie-themed. Yeah.

I brought a napkin that I touched to my asshole last time. You did. Hey, this phone could touch your asshole. Can it? Let's find out. I don't know. We were remiss to not take care of that. It's been taken care of.

Don't accidentally butt dial someone. Oh, yeah, there it goes. Oh, my. That is in there. Oh, my. I can't look. The value just went sideways. It was a lateral value.

Jordan, stay seated. Something that a USA employee would tweet out. USA Air. USA Air. All right. Never mind. Never mind. Was that that girl?

She had a boat in her vagina and the captain said, I'm the captain now? All right. I just heard about this backstage. Wayne Fetterman. We got to plug this. This is important. The third annual Wayne Fetterman International Film Festival is

coming up at CineFamily here in Los Angeles. True. And break it down for us. The first night, May 2, that's me showing Boogie Nights. May 1. May 1. I apologize for not being able to make it. I'm available May 2.

We've done this Sarah has actually done the festival what movie did you show Sarah? oh Crimes and Misdemeanors a Woody Allen movie you do a Q&A after and you're like well I had nothing to do with this

well the idea of the festival isn't like oh I was I wrote this movie. It was like somebody who loved the movie and they wanted to share with the audience, with the people that came. And then you have a Q&A about how much you love the movie. Or they could ask a lot of questions

about your movie career and things like that. So it can go anywhere. But it's just for people like comedians and people like movies. So it's you, and then Kathy Griffin is doing, believe it or not, The Dead Zone, the David Cronenberg movie. Oh, I love that movie! That'll be really cool.

Come on by, come on by. Kathy's seen that movie upwards of 50 times. I love that movie. That's a Stephen King movie. Yeah, so we got T.J. Miller is doing the oldest movie ever shown at the festival. In three years now. Yes, in three years. You've finally dug back so far that this movie from, when is it from?

1940. I won't be there. I can't wait to not go. But what's he showing? What's TJ showing? He's showing The Bank Dick, which is a W.C. Fields movie. One person knows what that is. We'll see how that goes.

Sounds like you got everybody doing the festival then. Sounds fun. You got TJ and these guys. It sounds fun. I'm saying everyone's done the festival or is doing the festival. Yeah, it sounds that way. Rich, what movie are you going to show at next year's festival? What would you show?

Like a movie you want to watch with a crowd. Maybe, well, we've been watching a lot of our house today. This last couple weeks, but maybe The Brave Little Toaster. All right, you're not going to get invited. Why not? No, I mean, maybe do a kiddie day, like a matinee. It has golf themes.

You know what he'd like to show, I bet? Clue, the movie. I could show Clue. That's a good idea. I showed that at our birthday party this year. He loves games. How did that go over? Do people love it?

Do people laugh out loud while they're watching Clue? Yes, it's funny. Okay. You don't like that movie? I love all the actors in it, but I'm more of a murder by death man. Of the two, they were kind of a similar thing. I don't know that movie. Eileen Brennan was in both. Oh. Anyways, watch it sometime. How about the next birthday party? Of the two, they were kind of a similar thing. I don't know that movie.

Eileen Brennan was in both. Oh. Anyways, watch it sometime. How about the next birthday party? Why don't you ruin another birthday party? What else, Wayne? Jeff Garland's going to show Sweet Smell of Success, which I doubt they even get to the movie that night.

And then... Jimmy Pardo's doing Airplane from 1980. There's one more. It's a great memory test. Oh, Taylor Negron is doing Manhattan. Oh my God, I love Taylor Negron. And he's showing what? Manhattan. Oh, that's a great movie.

You probably have a Woody Allen movie every year. He's got so many good ones. Saris was the first Woody Allen movie we showed. Well, two out of three years. He's doing pretty good. He's doing pretty good for a child molester. What? Follow that.

I can't follow that. Yeah, you can. Remember Dave Rath's Taylor Negron story? No, but I love it already. Oh no, I do know it! I do know it! He went over to Taylor Negron's apartment to buy pot. This is my manager, Dave Rath, by the way.

We're talking about him. This is the guy who's in charge of my career. Taylor Negron, the pizza guy in Fast Times and the villain in Last Boy Scout. Go. Just so we know who we're talking about. He was getting rid of some product and Dave Rath went to buy some. Always in the market.

If I know my manager. Who was sleeping on Taylor Negron's couch? Doug, you want to take this? Nope. I don't know this one. Oh, Barbra Streisand. No, I definitely don't know this one. Oh, Barbra Streisand. No, I definitely don't know this one. Barbra Streisand.

That's a strong pot. My story... My story was that I was... There's another Dave Rad, Taylor Negron story? No, no, no, just Taylor Negron. Oh, okay. Dave can stay out of this one. Dave, sit this one out.

Dave? Oh, what'd you do to this phone? He's been making all of Wayne's career phone calls with this phone. Hello? Hey, I gotta go. I smell something. I was walking out of a gym. This is a true story. I was in out of a gym.

This is a true story. I was in a gym once, and I was walking out, and walking up the sidewalk was Taylor Negron. I kind of know him, you know? And he came up to me and started making a small talk, and he said to me he was thinking about a gym that he wants to get, and I said, this is a good gym.

And then the question he asked me is he said, is it loud? I had to break it to him. Yeah, it was kind of loud in there. So is it loud? He's a goddamn gem. And I'm going to miss him. I'm sorry that he's passed.

And I'm sorry that this is how I brought it up no he's gonna be a Wayne's thing showing Manhattan and he's gonna be there and he's gonna be there with his 15 year old girlfriend just like in the movie we got to get to the games you. As my friend Bane would say, lady and gentleman on the panel, this is the time where you have to pick a name tag. I'm the worst at this. You really are bad at it.

You know I never go front row. Just so you know, while Wayne talks you through more of this, we're going to go to a commercial message. We'll be right back. And we're back. Let's see who you guys are playing for.

Sarah, who are you? Hold up your name tag. Looks like it's a shirt. Oh. And it's Buckaroo Banzai. But the dude's name is Jacob? That's right. And he just kind of duct taped that on there?

Jacob lost his mind in the eighth dimension. I'm glad you put his in there. What word did you cover up? My. Aw. Sarah's going to find out. My. My, okay.

You could have said Jacob lost my mind in the eighth dimension. I would have bought that. But either way, that's who Sarah's playing for. Nice choice, Sarah. Let him do it his way. Yeah. He did it. Jacob's time to shine.

Yes. Jacob, your time is over. Who are you playing for there, Rich? I'm playing for Jesse, co-star with you in Doug and Jesse Forever. I got really vain because I have a small part in Celeste and Jesse Forever. And I saw this poster and I thought,

well, there's only three movies I've been in and someone has a poster of one. So I took it. Well, you know I love the giant mechanical man with you in the title role. I think you did a great job in that film. It wasn't the title role. And you're great in the Mindy Kaling show.

This, I have no idea what this is. I don't know what this is. Ashton Zombies. Okay, I can read it, but I don't know what it is. It's called Ashton Zombies. Is that Ashton Kutcher? No, I think it's probably Ashton who's out there. That's the

person's name is Ashton? Oh, I thought it was Ted Milkman. Astro Zombies. Changed it to Ashton Zombies. What year did that come out? I think 1963-ish. Okay, well that's not a year, but that's good. Wow, Wayne, you really demand

a lot about... People really gotta know about their name tags. What year did Celeste and Jesse and Doug come out? Okay, so I guess there was a movie called... Anyway. Astro Zombies, and this is a takeoff on it. Is this the poster? Yes. Okay, got it. Because I asked these guys earlier movie called, anyway, Astro Zombies, and this is a takeoff on it. Is this the poster?

Yes. Okay, got it. Because I asked these guys over, and they were like, we don't know. All right, I'm happy to be playing for this. Movie from sometime in the early 60s. Good luck, Ashton. Because this was the same year

Kennegan got killed, right? Ish. Or it could have been 64 when the Beatles came. He got killed in the late 50s, early 60s. Ish. Around that zone. November 22nd-ish. Doug, when's it going to be my turn to talk again?

Sorry. As panels go, this is a very docile one that you're on, so I think you'll be able to jump in quite nicely. But first, as Rich and Wayne sit there with microphones nowhere near their mouths, everyone else, Kumail and TJ, they're eating the microphone the entire time.

Let's play to determine who goes first tonight. Let's do some lines. This is doing lines with Mark Wahlberg. Oh, aggressive hand slaps. Hard hand slaps. Wow. I'm having PTSD from the MTV Movie Awards

because you did that to the audience there too. I'm a fucking Vanguard winner. You fucking know it. I always thought you were great at guarding vans. How are you guys doing? You doing good or what? Good. So Mark here is going to say a line

from a classic motion picture, not necessarily one of his own, a classic motion picture, and the first person to say out loud the title of the film will get to go first in the Leonard Maltin game. Okay, here we go. There's a lot on the line.

You ready to do this? Oh, Jesus, Wayne. Very imposing. Okay. Sorry. All night long, you just fucking check, check, check. All night long, you just fucking check, check, check. Don't say it in the audience if you know it. All night long, you just fucking check, check, check. All night long, you just fucking check, check, check. Don't say it in the audience if you know it.

All night long, you just fucking check, check, check. Is what you're doing with your hand important? I'm fucking doing it so you know it's important. Are you reinterpreting it? This is how I would have fucking done it, okay? Okay, all right, all right. That's how he would have said this classic line. All night long.

It's from a classic movie. All night long, you just fucking check, check, check. This is according to Mark Wahlberg is the thing you got to remember. Okay. Maybe it's a movie one of you have been in. No, what is it? This movie's so fucking good.

I got it. Fear. It is not fear, but that is a good one. You know what? When I say good fucking movie and you say fear, that is correct. It is not fear. You know what? When I say good fucking movie and you say fear, that is correct. It is a good movie. Do you know, just a point of interjection, I lost my virginity

while the movie Fear was playing in my apartment. Hey, you want to know something about me? Entirely true. I got a handjob to the movie Hocus Pocus. a job to the movie Hocus Pocus. I'm not even going to tell you what happened to me during Practical Magic. Sarah loves that movie.

Alright, so nobody knows what it is, so tell us what it is. We'll do another one. Fucking rounders, bro. All night long, you just fucking chuck, chuck, chuck. Rounders. You should have said, just fucking chuck, chuck, chuck. Rounders. You should have said, I will splash the pot all I want.

Whatever the fuck. You want another one? All right, yeah, let's do another one. Okay. Make it easier this time. All right. All right, Mark.

Listen. Just do it, please. This is it. Oh, sorry. What are you, Donnie with your fucking back twang? Where's Donnie, Donnie with your fucking back to him? Where's Donnie, Donnie?

Has he got the car outside? Oh, yeah, by getting fucking dry cleaning. That's what he's doing right now. Which to him, big day. Wait, isn't there a Wahlberg also in Sixth Sense?

What's that? Oh, shit. He's right here. Don't say, hey, Wahlberg. Yeah, Donnie's in it where he pretends to shoot himself. And I was like,

use a real gun, Donnie. Go for it. How do you like the other new kids? Are they cool? What's that? The other new kids? All the backup dancers? Alright. Are you ready for another one? Yeah, let's do it. Okay, let's do one more. Here we go. Let's do it.

Listen. Listen. Listen. Yeah. These kids have touched me, and I'm pretty sure I touched them. Listen, these kids have touched me. I think he knows it. I think I know it. Is it the one where...

Ah, School of Rock! It is fucking School of Rock. Yeah. Sarah recognized a line from a movie she's in. I don't say it. I'm going to go start a fight. I'm going to go start a fight. He's good.

He just... I told him to say something from the giant mechanical man, and he refused. He was like, I'll do Iron Man. I should have been Iron Man. You fucking talked me out of your book. I was just saying, you should have been Iron Man. You know what?

You know what they call that? A homage. Why don't we just have that guy out here the whole thing? Better. Wayne, please. I thought it was funny. I don't need network have that guy out here the whole thing? Wayne, please. I don't need network notes during the show. I thought he was rather amusing. More Mark Wahlberg.

No, it's perfect that much. And he will be back, I'm sure. Don't start talking shit about him. And he will return. Okay,'m sure. Don't start talking shit about him. And he will return. Okay, so Sarah gets to go first. And then we'll go to Rich, because there's been little back talk from him tonight. And then we'll go to Wayne.

And Sarah, of course, gets to pick a category. First person to two points wins. Leonard Maltin wrote a lot of reviews. I and Twitter followers turned them into categories your options tonight Sarah are celebrating a birthday today Emma Watson who is only barren in the movie Noah

not in real life Seth Rogen was also born today yeah so the films of Seth Rogen and your third option dangly bits or dangle bits some like to say it movies where Thomas Lennon has just one scene

oh so many Tom Lennon Mr. Dangle from Reno 9-11 Mr. Dangle which I will always I'll go Seth Rogen Mr. Dangle from Reno 9-11. Mr. Dangle. Which I will always say like that. I'll go Seth Rogen. Seth Rogen.

Good call. Shit, it might be a movie you're in. 2009 is the year. One and a half stars from Leonard. Oof. Yeah. I don't, uh, I disagree. I liked it more than that.

He says, he calls this movie queasy. Queasy. Also, he calls it a drama. Yeah. So, I think, I think maybe Leonard saw a different movie. And he names

12 names. How many names, reading from the bottom up, from the Leonard Maltin movie review app, do you think it will take you to discern the name of this movie, Sarah? I can name it in 10 names. It's a brilliant opening bit. She knows how to play.

Rich, what are you going to do? Game master? Yeah. Gay master. That's right. It says clarify, right? Yes, that's right. That is a compliment. I took it as such.

I'm going to go with... This is not a homophobic show. as such. I'm gonna go with This is not a homogaphobic show. I'll go with eight names. That starts from the bottom.

This is intense. Seven names. Oh, it's back to you, Sarah. The whiplash effect. I'm gonna say, Wayne, go ahead and name that. Yeah, let's do it. He gets seven names? Yeah, let's do this. This is a queasy movie. I feel good. I'll give you the clues again if you can't get it after the seven names.

If he gets it, am I out? No, this isn't 12 Guests of Christmas. You got a few months to train for that. Not single elimination. This is playing to two points. And he might not get it. Why is it for two points? We is playing to two points. And he might not get it. Why is it for two points?

We're playing to two points. Until someone has two points. Eight names? Seven. One less than eight. Thank you. Your seven names are? Seven-ish.

I'll give you the first one twice. I'm going to give you eight anyway, but it's just going to be the first name twice. Azizanzari, Azizanzari. Oh, I know what it is. Danny McBride, Patton Oswalt, Matthew Yawn, I want to say Y-U-A-N, John Yawn, Y-U-A-N,

Colette Wolfe Wait hold You get seven names right? Can you do them again? And yeah And Dan Bark Barkadol

Bakadol right? Bakadol Right? You know the dude? I don't know personally No clues Okay Wait there's a guy you don't know?

In this movie? I can't say. I'll tell you afterwards. Aziz, Danny McBride, Patton Oswalt. The category is Seth Rogen movies. And it's queasy drama.

2009. I told you that earlier, right? Yeah. I don't know why I can't think of this movie. I think it's because Sarah Silverman's about to score a point. Yeah. And that seems right. That seems how things should go. Is she in it, Doug? Sarah is not in it.

Don't tell Wayne. Okay. I'm not saying it. Maybe a minute. Take This Waltz wasn't 2009. I mean, Wayne looks stupid. I. Take This Waltz wasn't 2009. I mean, Wayne looks stupid, but...

I saw Take This Waltz. I saw that. Did you hide your eyes during parts of it? During Sarah's nudity scene? No, no. No, during the... When he was trying to...

Never mind. All right. I gained weight for that role. Because I wanted it to look like a real body. You laughed one notch too hard. Sorry. I really got excited.

I'm just going to say funny people. I know that's wrong. That is incorrect. The actual answer is observe and report. Observe and report. Right, right. Which I think is very funny. I mean, it's wrong. That is incorrect. The actual answer is Observe and Report! Observe and Report! Right, right. Which I think is very funny. I mean, it's dark,

but I wouldn't call it a drama or a crazy. I never saw it. It's so good that Paul Blart Mall Cop overshadowed it. Right, right. And it was such a good movie. People had had enough of Mall Cop. No, this is like hardcore.

And they also probably had enough of a guy with his dick out through most of the movie but it was it was fun though I loved it and those guys you know

the whole creative team is eastbound and down which is one of the best things ever Sarah's on the board you're halfway there yeah now we're gonna start

with Rich okay and then come back at Sarah and then to Wayne and Rich gets to pick a category. Would you like It's Evan Williams

on Twitter suggested Dawn of the Planet of the Snapes. And that's the early films of Alan Rickman. At Greg Bernhard suggested I didn't even know there was a pool down there. And that's movies where someone gets thrown off a balcony. And at Coffee and Liars,

interesting Twitter name, Coffee and Liars, wrote, hot for a metaphobes, and that's movies where someone throws up during sex. Metaphobes, of course, do not want to see people vomiting or about to vomit. Sure, sure.

Their vomit. I think we're all emetophobes deep down. Not that deep. I will... I will... Oh, God. Early Rickman? Yeah, I'll go with Early Rickman.

This is going to be a fucking disaster. But yeah. Would you like Early Rickman. This is going to be a fucking disaster. But yeah. Would you like Early Rickman from 1989 or 1990? Let's go let's go 90. Okay.

Three stars from Leonard. He says the lead actor in this motion picture is excellent. He also says that it was

expertly filmed on exquisite locations. All right, I get it, Leonard. You know how to spell E-X. And he lists ten names. Oh, boy. How many names can you get in?

Oh, I'm going to go with, I'm'm gonna open up with ten names Harry Crane is an idiot did they say that on the show it's inferred I believe it's inferred I think somebody comes right out and says it you can't say if it's inferred you can only say if it's implied and where

where was where was Harry in the first episode of the new season? Look, it doesn't... Of Mad Men. I'm not in every episode, Doug. That's not that big of a spoiler. But it is a spoiler. You are waiting for you to show up at some point.

I think they do reference you. No. Harry. Do they? I think so. Are you not in episode one? I think they say, what the fuck is Harry doing out in California or something like that.

And somebody was like, he's an idiot. No, I'm not in the first episode of this. Oh, no, no. I think it's actually, I hate Harry Crane, I think is something one of the women says. Is that true? I think so. What a great show. Okay, so you said eight names?

I said whatever the maximum was, which I believe was ten Alright Sarah? This way? Yeah I'll try it in nine I'll try it in eight Look at him go

Going to seven I mean There's only one movie I'll try it in eight. Look at him go. Going to seven. I mean, there's only one movie that I can even think of that it could be. I'm just talking through my choice. And I think maybe it did come out around then. But I'm going to go ahead and say, what did you say, eight? Seven? Seven. Right, seven?

Fucking name it in seven, then. Is that what it was, seven? All right, Sarah might take this whole thing down if Rich can't name it. Oh, why would you do this? And Rich, I'm sorry to do this to you again. You always seem to leave the show feeling like you've failed somehow. Well, because here's what it was I was here for that 12 guests at Christmas thing

and it went really well and then it's just been a fucking bummer since then I don't know that show was geared for me and then it's been it's been awful since then because you're not Jewish yeah because you're not Jewish?

Yeah. Because you're not Jewish? Is that shirt a tablecloth from an Irish-Italian restaurant? I love shirt humor on a podcast. They're going to think it's red and white. Tower, this is Ghost Rider requesting a flyby. Oh! Tower, this is Ghost Rider requesting a flyby. If you don't fucking get this, I'm going to punch

one of you in the face. Ghost Rider wants a flyby. Tower, this is Ghost Rider requesting a flyby. That's a negative, Ghost Rider. Oh, they turned Ghost Rider down? Is it Close Encounters of the Third Kind? I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. I'm giving you another fucking line, Doug.

Oh, wait, you already did that line from... I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. I've done it in the mirror, but I've never done it here. People say that all the time. That's in like 40 movies. That's like a cliche that I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. It's like things somebody says to you. You want me to keep going?

Yeah, we saw a MiG-28 doing a negative 4G. Top Gun? That's like a cliche that I can tell you, but I'd have to kill you. It's like things somebody says to you. You want me to keep going? Yeah, we saw a MiG-28 doing a negative 4G. Top Gun? You fucking know it's Top Gun. I'm going to save this punch. Nice. Okay. That was perfect, because I'm not going to have to apologize to another show that's here tonight,

because this thing's going to end right now, I'm afraid. But it'll be spectacular if you can get this. Your seven names are Ben Mendelsohn. Oh, boy. Oh, he's good. Roger Ward. One of the best. Oh, my God.

Killed himself. Go on. Connor McCCamelto Can I say something real quick? Oh I'm sorry McDemeltro Oh boy Yeah

Jerome Ellers Tony Bonner All star cast Is he related to Peter Bonner? Oh Bonner's And Ron Ron Hadrick

Oh that's so easy. Sarah. Can I say for the record, I came out here to go negative one on the movie he didn't choose. Oh. Okay, that'll give him time to think. He didn't choose 1989, one and a half stars from Leonard. Because it's fucking Bruce Willis Die Hard. No, it's not that.

It's called The January Man. Look it up. Thanks for coming out. it's not that. It's called The January Man. Look it up. Thanks for coming out. It's not that. Look it up. Fucking look it up. You need to fucking look it up. Die Hard was 98, dude.

98? 88. 88, sorry. 88. No, Die Hard was 2008. You're right. You're right. Look it up!

All right. Where were we? Sarah's about to win this game. All right. So we've got Die Hard was his first one. Then he went straight

to January Man. Then the next motion picture that Alan Rickman was in was seven... Chris Haywood was the seventh name, by the way. Okay.

Seven names that you've never heard of. Yep. So that's a huge clue, I think. Can I give him a hint? No. If you want to... No, I'm not going to.

Sarah just put it in the... If you want to do that to Sarah, Sarah can give him a hint. Go ahead, give him a hint. I don't know if I know it. Can I ask you what it is? I mean, what if I think... You think you know what it is? No, it's not that.

Oh, okay. It's not Robin Hood. No, I didn't didn't no never mind what do you think it was just say it just say it just say it say it it's not right is it is it hocus pocus no say what i said then i won't Was it Hocus Pocus? Was it Hocus Pocus? I had my eyes closed to a lot of that movie.

That's what we call a wall back. Here in the business. High five. That on the recording, it's going to sound like you guys are super slow on the uptake. Like I said that,

and then there's a little laughter, and then you went nuts because of the high five. I should just have him just run out every once in a while just to get the crowd pumped. Isn't that what he's doing? Oh, yeah.

This motion picture, you have no guess? I really, yeah. This motion picture starred Mr. Tom Selleck and I joked at the time that the reason that it was called the reason that it was given this name is because

that's what he has on his lip underneath his mustache and that is a Quigley Down Under. Oh Jesus. You remember Quigley Down Under? Yep. Yeah Rich does. He's never going to forget it now. Rich is upset. That's the name of the movie?

Quigley Down Under, yeah. It was a whole Tom Selleck. Tom Selleck tried to make Indiana Jones four or five times after he missed out on being Indiana Jones because he was stuck in his TV contract. So he's just like, well, I'll just keep trying until I get it. And he didn't. Was he the original? Took three men and a baby for him to have a hit.

Was he the original? Yes. Indiana Jones a baby for him to have a hit. Was he the original? Yes. Indiana Jones, yes. Oh, really? Yeah. That was where that story was about. What that story was about. And Sarah, you're our wiener.

That's only right. You did it. Silverman. You done did it. What are we going to do for 16 minutes? We got one minute. The show ends at 745 if we get it done in time. Yeah.

Yeah. Nicely done. I mean, the listeners. Sorry, Rich. Oh, look. What do I win? Oh, I won for Jacob. Yeah.

Where's Jacob at? Come get all your stuff. Hey, can I just take one? Sorry, I don't have a bag big enough to contain all of it. Can I take one second? Oh, you look like you can handle it. Oh, yeah. I got this.

Yeah, he's got it. Can I take one second to plug something I'm doing next year Is it Broadway Cares No I'm doing Wayne Fetterman's Movie Festival I'm showing Quigley Down Under

Because between now And then I will have Watched it 500 times Disaster And go see Transformers 4 It's gonna fucking Change your life

Alright and change your life. Alright, let's do some legitimate plugs. Pass me your name tags in case there's shitheads written on the back. There is on one. This guy, he doesn't get a shithead, Sarah, because he won all the prizes. Ashton, though, can you come down here and write a shithead on the back of your name tag?

This is often a ploy to get to. It'll be like, Quigley Down Under is a shithead or something like that. Ashton, take the stage. Please. Oh, it's a lady. Girl named Ashton. Alright.

Deal with it. Sorry. We have to say to the listeners that it was Sarah that farted for Talja. Sexist. We have to say to the listeners that it was Sarah that farted with her mouth. None of the guys did that when a nice young lady came up to sign this thing. No, I...

Doug, I did it because she bent over. Good timing. I'm sorry, I misunderstood. Good timing. All right, what do you got to plug, Wayne? You've already done it. We did it. Wayne Fetterman, International Film Festival. Cine. All right. What do you got to plug, Wayne? You've already done it. We did it. Wayne Fetterman,

International Film Festival. Cinefamily.org. Yeah. May 1 through 4. Come see. At least the one I'm showing. Yeah, come see. Doug, tell me why you picked

Boogie Nights. You know, the main reason I'd have to say that I picked Boogie Nights. Was there any reason you picked Boogie Nights? If I had to pick one reason. Just one.

Because of that fucking dick, bro. I would have to say Fucking star. I was going to say Roller Girl, but I'll go with that fucking dick.

You know what? Prosthetic. I'll go with fucking that Roller Girl. All right. All right. See you later, fake dick. What'd you fucking say to me? I'm the fucking big star, okay?

So long, GP. You fucking know it. Nice having you out here, GP. Does that mean fucking great person? Is that what you're talking about? No, it means gigantic prosthetic. And blow your minds. I don't want him to blow my mind.

I think what my mind would be blown twice. What's Mark Wahlberg doing to me? Oh, with that! Rich. Mad Men is back for two more tumultuous seasons. On Sunday nights. You've already filmed it, right? Yep.

Are you in the episode where they all go to Australia? It'll be a surprise. Sarah, eight million ways to die in a Western, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's not until Memorial Day. Memorial Day. Oh, that. Yeah. That's not until Memorial Day. Memorial Day. Oh, that's forever from now.

Tomorrow, I will be watching... Wait, you're going to tell us about what you're watching? Yeah, Game of Thrones, this last Sunday's episode on my elliptical. Around 2.30. Around 2.30. Well, we'll have to have you back when it's closer to the next episode of Game of Thrones to find out if maybe you

do some squats on a ball. I couldn't think of another thing you'd have in the house. Don't end the podcast on that. We're not going to end it on that. It's not strong enough. That's why the shitheads are here. Because that always brings it home,

except for tonight. I am going to be somewhere. Where the hell am I going to be? Oh, May 3rd, Douglas Movies returns to Comedy on State in Madison, Wisconsin at 4.20. Do you know why that is, Sarah? Hitler's birthday? Correct.

Hitler's birthday happened at a specific time of day. Do you know, that's also the first day that the bar code was used to swipe an item? A UPC code? 420, 420. Okay, all right. I'm talking, you're confusing my listeners.

I'm going to be at this club on May 3rd at 420. So don't... No, I thought we were talking about Hitler's birthday. Don't go to Comedy on State on Easter Sunday, April 20. 420 is the time that stoners, that Hitler smokes pot. And swiped UPC codes. I think it was gum. I think it was gum.

I'm not sure. Hitler was a gum thief in addition to all that other stuff? The thing I hate about Hitler the most is that he chewed gum like that. What an asshole. Makes me fucking crazy. What a jerk. It's so aggravating. It's terrible.

It goes that and then all the other stuff. What other stuff? What other stuff? What, with Hitler? Yeah. I can't remember. As always. Thank you, Wayne Fetterman.

Thank you, Rich Summer. Thank you, Sarah Silverman. Hey, can you come back next week, Sarah? Next Tuesday? I don't. The winner can come back. Oh, really? Yeah, think about it.

Maybe. I have basketball at 8 o'clock on Tuesdays. You have what? Basketball at 8 o'clock. How did you... Are you going tonight? Today is canceled because of... There's a holiday or something.

Passover? Yeah, it's the second day. Oh, yeah. Thanks, Sarah Silverman, for knowing that. Why don't they just have a basketball seder? Do them both in one event. Oh, Doug, you don't understand sport.

So cute. As always, Mallory is a shithead. Great job, Ashton. It's anonymous. Sorry. I just wanted to shit on someone that wasn't me. Mallory, Justine Bateman's character from Back to the Future.

Just kidding. Family ties. Mallory Keaton. I'm so hungry. Apologies to Put Your Hands Together. We kidding. Family ties. Mallory Keaton. I'm so hungry. Apologies to Put Your Hands Together. We went five minutes over, even though we ended in plenty of time. The MTV Movie Awards is a shithead.

Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing crowd was big. Tip-tockie, there's no room in his heart for you Cause Doug loves movies