Doug Loves Movies - Scott Aukerman, Nick Thune, Lennon Parham, and Natalie Morales Guest

Episode Date: May 17, 2012

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Doug hates candy wrappers screaming baby sticky seeds with 50 azepop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see The Doug of Movies Hey everybody, my name is Doug and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies, coming to you from the UCB Theater on Tuesday, May 15th, 2 Oceans 12. Since last I spoke, you listened. We screened a rough, rough cut of my latest movie,

the greatest movie ever rolled, hashtag GMER at CineFamily in Los Angeles. And then, right after that, CineFamily didn't have anything booked for the evening. I was like, a movie theater is just going to sit empty for an evening?

Let's fucking change this. So we did a last minute emergency interruption of over the top with sylvester stallone and oh it was fun just a lot of sweating they should have they should have come up with like a format where when you sit in the theater they just splash you every once in a while with warm water. That would be more exciting than 3-D. About 20 minutes after Saturday's rental car episode, I came up with LeVar Burton was in Star Trek Generations with Patrick Stewart,

who was in X-Men with Ian McKellen, who was in Lord of the Rings with Ian Holm, who was in Alien with John Heard, who was in King Ralph with Peter O'Toole, who was in, wasn't even done yet, who was in Light of Winter with Katharine Hepburn. So that was six degrees, hold the bacon. Oh, and

Tom Hanks was in Great Buck Howard with Emily Blunt, who was in Dan in Real Life with Steve Carell. Two degrees. Also thought of much later after the recording was done. From the corrections department in Rental Car Episode 13,

the movie Graham was thinking of is called Where the Money Is. It's from 2000 and starred Linda Fiorentino, not Catherine Keener, or as Graham liked to refer to her, Kathleen Keener. And I've gone off a few times about Kevin Spacey going down on a lady in a pool in the movie Working Girl,

but it is just a porn tape Kevin Spacey's character plays of some other dude going down on a lady in a pool. Glad we cleared that up. Be sure to check out episode two of Dining with Doug and Karen now or soon in the comedy podcast section of iTunes. It's the show where we chew

your ears off. Now it's time for Watch This, Not That. Watch the Avengers, not Dark Shadows. This has been Watch This, Not That.

Why do I even have to... The prize bag's got a lot of great stuff in it. It's got several promotional items from a motion picture. I'll just give some away right now. You guys want one of those? Don't open it up, but I'll give it away. Would you like one, young lady? There you go. That guy was grabbing

for it. Holy shit. Since you were so grabby, I'll give you a t-shirt. Don't show everybody what it says. Okay, we've got three t-shirts, so I'm going to throw one over there. Boom, front row Johnny. And I know his name's Johnny because his name tag says Peter. And then we've got a Weezer thing that we always have, lots of Weezer stuff. We've got a t-shirt from one of the guests that will give away who it is.

Oh, these won't give away who this person is. We've got some sort of Nelly DVD. Celebrity sweat with Nelly. And a book called The Compass, the improvisational theater that revolutionized American comedy. I think The Compass was a improvisational theater that revolutionized American comedy. I think The Compass was a predecessor of Second City.

From my days at the WB, this is a Gilmore Girls poster. These are two hot ladies. I don't want it. I like that show, though. What's her name? Melissa McCarthy was on it as Sookie.

The sticker that somebody gave me, it fell apart in the bag. And it started sticking to something else. I'll just show half the room what it says. Yeah! It's a guy in the audience. Very excited. Yeah! Oh, I like that guest.

That's going to be a good one. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Natalie Morales, Lennon Partham, Nick Thune, and Scott Aukerman. Hey, you guys. Sit wherever you like. I prefer to have the person in the hat closest to me and then all the non-hatted people at a distance.

I've always wanted to have the hat people nearby ever since I saw the Adjustment Bureau. Because hats are important. You never know. To go through time portals. I misheard the title of cat people. That's why I went to see it. I thought it was hat people.

Hello. You thought it was the movie version of Lidsville? Hat people? That's Scott Aukerman, everybody. Let's hear it for Scott. He came out. Hello, America and all the ships at sea. Super busy schedule. Comedy

bang bang between two ferns. Earwolf. What can't you not do? I don't think that made sense. You do a lot. You got a lot going on. What else is going on? What's going on with your IFC show? Yeah, it starts June 8th. I want everyone to watch it.

Please watch Reggie Watts and I. First episode has Zach Galifianakis, Will Forte, Andy Daly, Tom Lennon, Gillian Jacobs, myself, and Reggie Watts. So that's June 8th. It's pronounced Gillian? Yeah. I had no idea. Good thing I hadn't met her yet. I would have stepped in that one.

You would have given her the heart. Think of how much you'll impress her now. She'll be impressed, you think? Yeah. Okay. That's Natalie Morales that just spoke. Not of the Today Show, Natalie Morales. Much better.

Thank you. The Natalie Morales that is in Wall Street 2. Briefly. Yeah. Tom Haverford's girlfriend for several episodes on Parks and Rec. A few of those. Yes. Whatever happened to that?

That's how I came to know you. You know, I don't know. Do you just not want to do it anymore? Yeah, it's me. I made that decision. I was like, no more on this hit amazing show. I do that. I do that pre with every show. You guys reconciled in the parking lot after a big party.

We did. We had a little make-up. And then what happened? And then who knows? A new season of Parks and Rec coming to you next year. Is Aziz a good kisser? I don't want to talk about that. That's a resounding no, right? He's great.

He likes video games. He's great. He's really good at kayaking. Have you seen that commercial? Yeah, that's why I made that. That would be a crazy reference to pull out if I hadn't seen that commercial. Wait, did you know that he did a... That's Nick Thune trying to speak over there.

And thank you for being here. You have a... Your stuff that you contributed to the bag is a t-shirt for your show. That's my face on it. Your internet program, right? Mm-hmm. And what's it called? Nick's Big Show.

Nick's Big Show. So there's Nick's face on there. And they can watch it by going to nicksbigshow.com. Yeah. Okay. It's watchable. And you also included... Not on iPhones, though, because they don't have Flash yet.

Sorry, take it down a notch. What do you mean iPhones don't have Flash yet? There's no Flash on iPhones. They do don't have flash yet. Sorry, take it down a notch. What do you mean iPhones don't have flash yet? There's no flash on iPhones. They do have a flash now. Oh, Doug. Hook, line, and sinker

on one of our ends. I don't know which one. Coming Fune bumper sticker that kind of fell apart in the bag, so good luck with that. And those bumper stickers you can put on anyone's car doesn't have to be yours.

And one of my favorite album titles ever, Nick Thune's Thick Noon CD. I love Thick Noon because to me it sounds like a showdown at a fat camp. That was a subtitle. Thick noon, yeah. And Lennon Parnum is here. She brought Nellie.

Par-ham. Not par-nam. Whatever. And you are... What's up? I saw episodes one through four of Best Friends Forever. My first question is, does NBC understand what forever means? Absolutely not.

And they do not, right? They don't know that word. No, they canceled it. They straight canceled it. But here's what we're going to do. June 1st, back-to-back episodes five and six. That's right. Did you guys watch it and love it as much as I do?

I can't watch shit with girls in it, and I. That's right. Did you guys watch it and love it as much as I do? I can't watch shit with girls in it and I thought it was hilarious. I know. You're not a fan. Even in porn. No, it was... But you guys

could give each other different names and different jobs and go do another show somewhere. Yeah. The two of you are so funny together. Jessica St. Clair,

in case anybody doesn't know exactly who I'm speaking of just make sure you have different jobs yeah yeah the networks aren't going to fall for it if you show up and go she's just been jilted and I have a husband because weren't that those are your jobs right

what were your jobs on that show? I had a boyfriend a boyfriend what job did you have? in episode 5 you find out that I'm a dance teacher really? that's awesome I can't wait boyfriend yeah that was your job in episode five you find out that i'm a dance teacher really that's awesome i can't wait well if you watch the tag of episode three i did like there's some dancing yeah sweaty sundays is a class that i take here where a man who choreographed for rupaul's drag race walks around and we all follow him. It's pretty phenomenal.

Where? It's in Silver Lake. Every Sunday at noon. There's also one on Wednesday nights at 830 called Wet Wednesdays. This is not a joke. It's the best workout I've ever done in my entire life. We go and we dance to Rihanna. There's a part where they say across the floor and you literally catwalk across the floor

that's all it is so people do that, a whole bunch of people get together and do that yeah and I've been doing that alone this whole time you can come you should come I'm going to call you, you're going to come okay great

do you look extra werewolfy because of the super moon? is that what happened? Super Thune. Next album title. That's true. Super Thune. And the artwork is just a giant moon that's just your face. Just like, yes.

Coming out of the moon. The Mac Tonight commercials. I love it. Those commercials. Everybody remembers those. Hey, Nick Thune, you were in Extract? Yes. I saw it. Those commercials. Everybody remembers those. Hey, Nick Soon, you were in Extract? Yes. I saw that. Yes. What did you do in there? I was all over the front

of it. Yeah? Yeah. Me and Hal Sparks have an amazing scene before the credits. So I don't know if that means it's in the movie. Your pre-credits? That might be why I didn't remember you in it, because once the credits start, it's like a new slate for me. Bam, yeah. That's when the movie begins.

Well, that movie has the funniest bong rip in the history of movies. Oh, yeah. So much smoke comes out of that. Yeah, yeah. It was clearly a special effect, but I still fucking loved it. Oh, Natalie, we've got to talk about your movie. Yes. Yeah, yeah.

That's why you're here, because a publicist called to say your friend Natalie wants to be on your show. I was like, okay, I think I'll text her directly. I know, that really jump-started the whole idea of you being here. The movie's called Six Month Rule, and it opens June 1st in New York and June 8th in Los Angeles. Tell us about it. And what job do you have in it? I am an artist in it. Thank you very much.

A position I am often typecasting. Maybe it's because I wear hats. It's sort of a non-traditional rom-com if you will. More of a rom-drum. I don't know if I like the if you will. More of a rom-drom. Oh! I don't know if I like

the sound of that. It's a guy, basically, that has all these rules. Com was really my favorite part of a rom-com, to be honest with you. Yeah. I don't even know

what rom stands for. There's a lot of com, and it is brought by Dave Foley and Martin Starr, who you guys might know, who I like very much. Both have been getting us on the show.

And other people that are kind of funny. It's about a guy who has all these rules about life, and one of them is that you can get over any girl in six months, except for this guy. Wait, you're pointing to yourself? You're the guy he can't get over?

In podcasts, they can't hear it pointing. No, and also the guy part might have confused people. Well, yeah. Like, oh, Scott Aukerman is the guy? Me is who I'm talking about. Who is she pointing to? He can't get over me, guys. Me.

It's a werewolf? Me. Is it Superthune? It's Superthune. Superthune. Yeah, but it's funny. Who is this hard luck fellow? His name is Blaine Weaver, and he wrote, directed, and starred in the movie.

Yeah, he made his own movie movie and he got Martin Starr and Dave Foley and Natalie Morales to be in it. And I brought posters and T-shirts. Oh, I still got to give away... Oh no, I gave away all the posters and T-shirts. We got one each for the winner of the whoever you guys play for when we play the Leonard

Moulton game. But yeah, so we want to be very clear, you're not the Natalie Morales who's on the Today Show. Very clear about that. Not on the Today Show. How many tweets do you get a day

asking you if you're that? So many. And they can't look at the picture and go, I know, or any of my tweets. Like, do you think Natalie Morales,

the other one, always tweets about cheese? Yeah, yeah. She's not going to use the C word as often as you do. Yeah, exactly. You should do it. You did, I did something to another Nick Dune. There was yeah. She's not going to use the C word as often as you do. Yeah, exactly. You should do what you did. I did something to another Nick Thune.

There was this kid. He's like a baseball player in South Dakota. He just got into college. Oh, fuck him. And he plays baseball in college now. But whenever you search Nick Thune baseball, he came up. And it was frustrating to me. So I went and played in a softball game and have a video of me running around the bases and it says Nick Thune baseball home run.

And now whenever you search Nick Thune baseball, that comes up. That's terrible. His dad is John Thune. He's a senator of South Dakota. Well. That little piece of shit. Well, what can I do? Can I host like a morning show or something?

I think you've got to make a video of you naked titled Today Show. But no Tony Nudity, like Tasteful. Tasteful Nudity. You could keep your hat on. Oh, like in that movie. I don't know how the song goes, but... What is the six-month rule, though? I'm curious about that.

I just said it. You did? Yeah. I mean, I know it's a movie, but what is the rule? I literally just said it. But is it like... You can get over any girl in six months. Okay, what about...

I thought it was the... No, that's the cider house rules, where you can get over not having cider for six months. Have you seen any movies lately? Thick Noon? Well, we actually had a similar experience. She went with Reggie Watts to see your movie. But I went with Reggie on Friday

to see The Avengers at an 11.45 showing and he gave me a pot cookie beforehand. And I fell asleep before the movie started. And it was a 3D movie so I was like sleeping in these glasses. And I woke up three times scared shitless

because of like car crashes or something. I was like, oh God! Oh. Still in the movie. And so high. Back to sleep. Didn't see one thing.

Didn't even know Iron Man was in there. You're going to give it another chance someday. I tried to pretend like I didn't fall asleep afterwards while we were driving. I hadn't told Reggie yet.

And he was like, what did you think about Iron Man in there? And I was like, Iron Man was in there? I fell asleep. Lennon, have you been to the cinemas of late? I've seen, yeah.

And if I didn't say it earlier, everyone watched the whole hour-long Best Friends Forever on June 1st, and NBC will go, God damn it, why did we, what were we thinking? And then they still won't change their minds about it. I actually asked what we would need to get

to get re-renewed after we were canceled. I asked my friends. And they said that we would need to get a 4.0, which is a lot. It's like 16 million people or something. Like you're at the Super Bowl? Yeah. High school?

That should only be like 4 million people. No. It's more than that. I think they want you to go to 16.0. Okay. Good luck. But anyway, just watch it. I like Luca.

He's really funny. Thanks. He's really good. He did your show the other day. Yeah, he was here. You can watch that online. Yeah. I saw... I've been watching documentaries. I saw one about Russian ballerinas. You can watch that online.

I've been watching documentaries. I saw one about Russian ballerinas. What's it called? Ballerina. And I saw one about that horse trainer that the Horse Whisperer was based on called Buck. Which is fucking nominal. And then I saw

one about high school musicals in southern Indiana called Guys and Divas. Not as good. And then I saw one called The Road to Broadway about four Broadway productions. Wicked was one of them, right? Wicked, Taboo, Carolina Change,

and Avenue Q. Nicely done. It won the Tony that year, but Caboo, Carolina Change, and... What? Avenue Q. Yeah. Nicely done. It won the Tony that year, but Wicked is making mad Boo-Koo bucks. Oh, yeah, Wicked's ridiculous. Yeah. Scott?

I saw The Avengers. It was the most recent movie I saw. Do you want to weigh in with an opinion? I thought it was fairly okay. It was kind of ridiculous in the middle. The plot doesn't make any sense. What did you think about Iron Man in it? Wait, Iron Man was in that?

I want to text Reggie to be safe. Are you one of those highfalutin moviegoers that stays awake through the whole thing? Or did you nod off occasionally? Speaking of the Avengers, my mother, after Captain America, she called me and she was like, Oh, your dad and I saw Captain America the other day. And the actor really reminds me of you.

I went, Oh, that's so nice. And then he turned into Captain America. You're a puny Chris Evans. He does remind me of you. And I've already told you Noah Wiley also. But anyway, which is why I was disappointed when you weren't the star of John Carter. Natalie, have you seen the cinema? Or, you know, like Lennon was saying, in your home?

Sure. Well, last night with Reggie, I saw Paul, which I hadn't seen before, which I liked very much. With Seth Rogen as an alien monster? Yes, it was good. And then in the theater, I saw Cabin in the Woods recently. I have not seen the Avengers. Don't say anything about it. You have not seen it? No, I've seen it,

but that's what I say about it. I shan't. People shouldn't know anything about it. I wouldn't. Do you like it? Till the end of time. I did. See, I thought that was a lot more fun than Avengers, personally. Yeah, I liked both of them. I saw that one, too. I thought it was better than the Avengers.

Yeah. Which parts did you see? Which parts were you awake for? That would be a brutal one to fall asleep on and totally miss the setup. I fell asleep for that one part when they entered the thing, so I understand that wall. All right. to be awake for. That'd be a brutal one to fall asleep on and totally miss the setup and you just wake up and you're like, I fell asleep

with that one part when they entered the thing. Oh, right. So I understand that wall. All right. But most recently, I saw the greatest movie ever rolled.

Oh, yeah. We showed a rough cut and you were one of the many. And then just a little bit of, what was the name of that? A steam guest. Weird arm wrestling movie. We did an eruption

over the top and you were too high to handle over the top. Same thing that happened to Nick. Reggie gave me a little rum ball and edible and I was watching I don't know, Sylvester Stallone's biceps sweating and I

couldn't handle it. If Reggie Watts gives you something and says eat this, have half of it. That is a life rule. It made your movie very enjoyable.

Not that it wasn't enjoyable. You were in the right head space for it. Over the top, the one that has the Kenny Loggins song in it. They all do, don't they? It was probably from about that time that it would have a Kenny Loggins song. I don't remember.

It's about child custody and arm wrestling. Meet me halfway. If he doesn't win the big arm wrestling match, he doesn't get to have his child that is his child. That's the plot? There's no mother, but he somehow... There's a fight for custody.

Now you see why it was too much. And he drives a semi-truck, right? I'm Robert Loggia. I want that kid. Wait, he loses it to Robert Loja? Well, he might. I don't want to give it away. I don't want to say who wins the big wrestling match at the end. But he does have an

over-the-top move. Where he jazz hands it over the top. Is that not illegal? I don't know, but I wish you didn't watch the whole thing, because then we could have really talked about it. It's the same thing they did in Guys and Divas. The same hand move.

As what? As Guys and Divas. Does anyone hunger for games? Uh-oh. I know I always do. This is a game, new game, first called Fred Letter Day, threw that out,

then Alpha Doug, no thanks, finally landed on as suggested by at Bullfight on Acid. So the guy's already great at naming shit. This game is called

ABCD's Nuts. And... I hope that guy works for Natty. That's like Don Draper. No, it's more Peggy. We'll start with Scott and go to Lennon, then Nick, and then

Natalie. Actually, I'll jump in before you, Natalie, and I'll play one more time, but I think I'm too good at this. Before me? Yeah, I'll go around this way, and then you'll get your turn. So you'll get a lot of time to think. We'll go clockwise. All right, good.

Yeah, I'm giving you time to ramp up to it. Okay. Because this is a speed game. When it's your turn, you get three seconds to give me the answer. All right, I'm going to do it. I'll even force myself to just have three seconds. Okay. three seconds to give me the answer.

I'll even force myself to just have three seconds. Okay. We'll start with Scott. Name any movie that begins with the letter A. All About Eve. Ooh, went deep. B, Lennon. Basketball Diaries.

We did a quick version backstage and that was the same movie she did. I like it. Stick to your guns. But I said it more intent. movie she did. I like it. I just stick to your guns. But I said it more intense. Yeah, Nick. C. Cloverfield.

Oh, nice. I like it. I said that backstage too. It's D on me, Dog Day Afternoon. Eve's Bayou. Eve's Bayou. I like that one.

Hadn't thought of that. Scott Aukerman gets the F. For love of the game. That's that baseball movie with Kevin Costner and Kelly Preston? The best ball movie. Directed by Sam Raimi. So there's a lot of...

I cried watching that movie three weeks ago. Dangling from skyscrapers. Did you really? Yeah. Don't stall. Lennon. Your letter is G. Gunslinger.

Really? Is that a movie? I don't think so. You're out. Nick. God damn it. You get out. Nick. God damn it. You get G. Oh, God.

Three, two, one, go! Yeah, you did it! Oh! I wasn't even saying a word. I was just screaming G something. Yeah! It works. It works. If somebody finds out that Gunslinger is a movie... I wasn't even saying a word. I was just screaming G something. Yeah. It works. It works.

If somebody finds out that Gunslinger is a movie. Oh, it may have been. What happened? But I want you to know that it's a movie. That's the important thing. Do I get that Nelly video back? Yes. Okay.

Whoever wins the Nelly video, be sure to give that back. All right. So H to me and I say house. Yeah, the movie house, not the TV show. Natalie gets. I am legend and I say house. Yeah, the movie House, not the TV show. Natalie gets... I am legend. I am legend. Scott?

What am I, Jay? Yeah. Just one of the guys. Fair enough. Kick ass. Am I 100 years old? He's giving me an answer. Yeah.

Kick ass, I say. Oh, wait. Oh, I'm sorry. You could repeat that. Oh, I thought you were saying kick ass at what he said, and I was going to steal it as my answer. No. Kick-ass, I say. Oh, wait. Oh, I'm sorry. You could repeat that. Oh, I'd like to say kick-ass at what he said, and I was going to steal it as my answer. No, no, no. You could still steal it as your answer, because I went out of turn. Kick-ass.

All right. Little Big Man. Moonstruck. Ooh. You're pretty good at this. Never been kissed. No, we need a movie title, not a confession. You son of a bitch dog! Why would you do that to me, one of your oldest friends? You are pretty old.

Most of my friends are still teenagers. Whoop! Whoop! Hey, that went back on you. Oh, yeah, it did. Okay, hold on. I'm doing calculations here, and it means I'm going to get a Q, which sucks. Well, you may not.

Somebody may miss. Okay. So what did you do, Scott? What did just happen? I'm not going to say it again. And Narbacus. Oh, oh for Nick. Damn it.

He's got three seconds. Outsiders. The Outsiders. The Outsiders. I'm sorry, you're out. Wait, the T doesn't? No, it doesn't. What? This changes everything.

It does. It makes the T very easy when you get to it. But, yeah, so. Now you have Q. I'm going to say, I got O, so I'm going to say out cold. Priscilla, queen of the desert. Nice. Q on stuff.

Quick change. That's a Q. Yeah, yeah. What's after Q? R. R. R. Rear window.

Schenectady, New York. S. Schenectche, New York. Synecdoche, New York. I love it. I've never been confident pronouncing it, but I didn't do it. I whispered it. How's it pronounced? Synecdoche? Yeah, it's different than the town. It's Synecdoche. Are you just shitting me? Is it actually? No, no, no.

It's pronounced weird. It's Skanishish. Because it's not the town's name. It ends in Nosh. It's a condition in the brain. Cynic. You sat through that movie too, didn't you? It was terrible. So do you want to allow her pronunciation? Yeah, yeah.

Okay. The. Eddie the. Killer. Yuli's gold. You're on V. Three. Oh, shit.

Two. One. Varsity Blues. W. What about Bob? Xanadu. Oh, God. No.

Oh, wait. Yeah, X. I was like, no, that's a Z. Oh, God, I don't know this. Y. Oh, I was thinking Z. Okay. Yeah, because I was X, right?

That's right. Xanadu. So you're Y. Three. You've got mail. Z. Three. Two. Zebra fuckers

Scott's out Zebra head A That's you right? I just said zebra head Oh A Autumn

I win again Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo I win again Boo Boo I will always win that game The guy who created it I didn't create it I just live it That's like the man on the Monopoly cards

Scrolling about winning second place In the beauty pageant. He's pretty foxy. I don't know. I think I do pretty good at it, but you're right. I should probably just let other people play and not get involved. That's like when I used to work at the Boys and Girls Club

and would clean up at the foosball table for like three to four hours every day. It's not fair. Especially around the supermoon. Yeah. You come on strong. Right? Because that's the thing that Teen Wolf and Teen Wolf 2 taught us is that werewolves are excellent athletes.

Yeah. Like they really fucking, they're unstoppable. See me play baseball. I'd like to. Do you mean online? Where do I have to Google to see that? YouTube, Nick's doing baseball. You could even throw a teenager from

South Dakota in there. It's still going to come up to me. Because they're tag words I used. Oh. Over the video, you should play the song that Jennifer Jason Leigh loses her virginity to in the dugout in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. It's a subtle reference. I think she's got to be somebody's baby or something like that. Let's pick who you guys are going to play for tonight in the Leonard Maltin game.

We have name tags throughout the crowd. A lot of very creative ones. And baseball. We get to go grab one? Yeah, just go pick whoever you want to play for. Bring it back to your seat. Don't yell out the name of the shithead if they wrote a shithead on the back of it. Natalie chose very fast.

Scott is really cruising around. Ooh, Lennon got the most horrifying, scariest name tag I've seen. Jordan's back in the mix. Of course you had to pick the baseball. All that talk about baseball, Jordan's sitting there going,

oh, I'm in tonight. Yeah, because Jordan's here all the time, and we've all signed it, and he'll want you to sign it as well when the show's over. So Nick is playing for Jordan, and Lennon is playing for is it pronounced Seema? Okay, Seema. And she brought a baby doll that is

quite dirty and has dead eyes and no arms. So there's nothing about it that's upsetting me right now. It's one of the it that's upsetting me right now. It's one of the cutest name tags I've ever seen. Now this is really disgusting. I was the opposite. Is that the Blu-ray for Milo and Otis? It's the LaserDisc.

LaserDisc, that's what I meant. The Adventures of Danielle and Ryan. Oh, okay. Just forget about Milo and Otis. And Natalie has... That's what I was going to use for my tea if I would have gotten it again. Jurassic Park. So someone named Jurassic?

Jurassic. Zach? Zach? Okay. We'll just call him Jurassic from now on. Jurassic Park. Okay. Fair enough.

And they may have written their shitheads on the back, not in the case of Jurassic Park, so don't yell those out if they are on there. Jordan didn't write it on his baseball because it's signed by guests that he's cornered after the shows. He's like, sign this or I will throw it at you when you walk away. I will throw it at you hard at the back of your head. All right.

How are we doing on time? We've got to keep a tight show. We've got to keep a tight show. That's what you're known for. Tight. That's, yeah. Tight show Benson, they call me. But it's more of a reference to my anus.

Have you seen the show in Doug's anus? Not the show, just the... Just how long the show lasts. I'm just saying, it's so tight that you can't even... There's no business. There's no business to be procured. There's no action. Do you call going to the bathroom a show?

Sometimes I call it a clearance event. I change it up. I have fun with myself because I'm alone all the time. And I just sit and invent games to play. And then I bring them here. And then you win. I'm not in this game, Lennon.

This game is not mine to win. It's up to you guys. But since Natalie is the newbie and the rest of you are oldbies, let's start with her. You get to pick a category, and then we'll just go straight across the table to Scott and Lennon and Nick. Let me pull up my Leonard Moulton app. And you get to pick from the following categories.

Jack, some guy named Jack who came up to me in either Atlanta or Charlotte. I can't be sure. I think he was Charlotte. He suggested Leonard Part 6. And that's films based on the work of Elmore Leonard. Not that one. Okay, well, he's got a good track record, that Elmore Leonard. All right.

Bob Kent Goldthwait was here last week, so I wanted in honor of him to do a category called Windy City Heat, which he directed, and it's very funny. But that category is movies with either windyy, City, or Heat in the title. Oh. And your third option is In Theaters Now, and that, of course, is films that are... In Theaters Now. Correct.

Got it. Which one would you like? I think I have to go with Windy, City, Heat, right? Okay, sure. That's the easiest. Well, you get to pick between two different years. Would you like a movie with Windy, City City or Heat in the title from 1994 or 1995? Let's do five.

Okay. Thank you. It's a subtle distinction, but you're welcome. Three stars from Leonard on a scale of bomb to four scars. Scars? He's scarring movie makers. That's weird. Left and right.

He has a line rating. Yeah, he gives every other movie no scars, because that's the only movie that has scars. Oh, I love... Oh, there's tons of scars in this one. He calls this movie provocative, and 1995, and he also says that it is

a marvel of production design. Three stars, and it's a marvel. Am I supposed to... Dial it down. Pull it together, Leonard. And he names... Get a hold of yourself. Six names.

It's a marvel. Three stars. But it's just one specific thing he's calling a marvel, and that's the... Did he say a marble? No, there's no marbles that I'm aware of. Just a marble. There might be some marbles in it.

Six names. How many names do you think you can get it in? Oh, boy. Natty M. How I was quite young in 1995. I'm going to say... Did you just say that you were quite young in 1995? You could bid all six names if you wanted to.

Bitch. It's a way to start out. Whatever. Whatever. I'm going to say... I really hope bitch friends forever gets picked up, though, to be honest with you, because the way you were so mean to each other.

I'm going to say five. Five names, she says, Scott Aukerman. Yeah. What are you going to say five. Five names, she says, Scott Aukerman. Yeah. What are you going to do with that?

I'll say four names. Four names. Four. Lennon? Name that movie. Good call.

Good call. It's got Windy City or Heat in the title. Three stars from Lennon. Provocative. 95. And something about a marvel of production Good call. It's got Windy City or Heat in the title. Three stars from Leonard.

Provocative. 95. And something about a marvel of production design. And your four names are Dominic Pinot. Ah, Pinot. Judith. Judith Vittit. Oh, Jesus. Muriel Mosse.

And Daniel Emmerfork. Cool. E-M-I-F-O-R-K and Daniel Emifork. Cool. E-M-I-F-O-R-K. Emifork. So name a movie with Windy City or Heat in the title from around that time, and you may have an answer. All right.

Scott. It's... Faggot City? Faggot City? First of all, for what it did for the gay movement, you know Leonard would give that four stars. He wouldn't. Pussyfoot around.

I apologize. I just heard those names. To what? To cities? To cities all over the world? The last two names are Joseph Luchien and Ron Perlman. Oh, this is the city of lost children. Children, very good. City of lost children. So, Lennon gets a point.

Well done. Nicely played. Oh, I was supposed to guess. Strategy. Oh, we got it wrong. No, no, you were good You did the right thing So wait, it's not called Faggot City City of Lost Children

You know You could throw an A-K-A in there I'm reading between the lines on that one We'll start with you, Nick And then we'll come right back at Lennon over there. You get to pick a category, Nick. Would you like Out of the ones you've already said? No, new categories.

Yeah, I don't want to let people think ahead too much. Would you like Probst Protocol? That's in honor of Jeff Probst, who I don't know and probably never will. Somebody suggested it, though.

This is movies that take place in the wilderness. Wilderness survival movies. Probst Protocol. What's the guy's name that does Whose Line Is It Anyway? Greg Probst. Oh, okay. Greg Probst. That's a good, I will do a Probst Protocol category.

Jeff Probst is the host of Survivor, right? Yeah. Probst, yeah. And then, at A Balls 44, Balls spelled with a Z, of course,

suggested yuck! And that is the entirety of Leonard Maltin's review of one particular film is

yuck! Or, that sounds like a beer. Does he do that a lot or something? Huh? does he do that a lot or something? Does he do that a lot? Just the one time. And this is that movie. You have to guess which one that movie is. And then, at Tempest Fugitive, suggested

natal attraction. And that's, as far as I can remember, that's movies that involve some sort of birth. Oh, not NATO attraction. Mm-mm, yeah. NATO. I'm going to go with... So what do you think?

You like Probst Protocol or Yuck? Probst. Probst, okay. Then I already know what you're going to say. Yeah, you should have picked the NATO one because you're in it. Okay, the... The year... The year is 2010.

Two stars from... Oh, I would have totally got it. Okay. No, this is a different one now. Oh, okay. The year is 2010. Yeah. Two stars from Leonard Maltin.

And the movie is about a group. And the movie is about a group. And it is... The lead actor makes a surprisingly effective action hero. I'll give you one more just for fun. Filmed mostly in Hawaii. Yeah. Absolutely worthless clue because it is about the wilderness. What year was it?

Yeah, what year was it? 2010. And there are 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 names. How many names do you think you can get it in, Nick Theune? I think I can get it in two names. Two names, he says. Jesus Christ.

I like where this is headed, because now Lennon probably has no choice other than to say... Name that movie. That's right. And if you fail to name this movie, she will be the winner. Oh, man. So I'm very excited about this.

And I apologize in advance, because I don't think I'll be pronouncing these names correctly. Oh, then I'm not going to get the answer. Oh. You got another movie in mind? Yeah. Two stars, 2010. It's about a group, and it's the lead actor makes a

surprisingly effective action hero. Filmed mostly in Hawaii. And your two names are Maharashazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazaz that guy's great and let me try it again Marzala Hashbazali that was probably better yeah and

Luis Ozawa Chan Chanji Chan Chien Chan Chien those are your two names okay

what do you think it is 2010 which is my year. 2010. Wilderness. You were young in 2010, right? I was young back then. Very young.

Quite young back then. Young at heart. You want to make a guess? No. I do want to make a guess. You just want to walk away? No, I do want to make a guess. Throw the ball back to Jordan.

You're not going to win. Okay. I'll throw the ball back. It's too to walk away? No, I do want to make a guess. Throw the ball back to Jordan. You're not going to win. Okay. I'll throw the ball back. It's too late for me to lose, right? That was a trick question. What's your answer? I was going to say that movie with...

So you'd already be wrong. Even if you were right. And I don't even know the name of the movie. You can't just describe the movie. That one where they were in the wilderness. With the avalanche. Oh, the wilderness avalanche. I'm going to go with the movie The Avalanche.

I don't even recall. Have they ever even done Survivor in a snow situation? Or filmed snow scenes in Hawaii? It's the wilderness. Yeah, that's true. I've been in snow in Hawaii before. Alright, so the rest of the names are Danny Trejo, Lawrence Fishburne, Oleg Targanov, Walton Goggins,

Alice Braga, Topher Grace, Adrian Brody is the action hero, and the movie is called Predators. I knew it. Scott knew it. He should have bragged it out. You didn't know that? So congratulations.

Lennon's our winner. That means he won everything? Weird, dead, armless baby gets the prizes. I'm so glad that that won because hopefully we'll never see it again. Because it's really scary.

That's like right out of City of the Lost Children. There you go. Do you want your baby back? Oh, of course. Okay, she wants her baby back too. Baby back, baby back, baby back. She wants her.

She didn't have a shithead on there. All right, let's quickly collect our shitheads. Jordan, get up here. Is there a shithead on the back of the Milo and Otis thing? No? No.

What's that do? Nothing. Okay, cool. He's right behind you, isn't he? Oh, everybody's up here. Wow, this is kind of a crowd scene. I'm a little, I'm uncomfortable right now. Do you guys have anything to plug?

Nick, you want to plug anything? When does this come out? Friday. I'll be in Nashville on Friday and Saturday and Sunday at Zaney's. Oh, nice. I'm going to be at Zaney's

a couple weeks later. What if you said the same night? We'd be double booked, and we'd have to fight. Sure is. Lennon wants you to watch June 1st. Watch it on June 1st. There's a pretty phenomenal Save BFF campaign happening on Twitter. That's nice.

So if you want to tweet about it, get it trending. Why don't we start a kill off their rockers campaign? Go the other way with it. Why don't they campaign to get rid of shows? That's the way it should work. Scott Aukerman? Comedy Bang Bang TV show. Please watch June 8th. IFC.

And every week after that. Yes, IFC. IFC it. IFC it. If you're here in the audience, come to Comedy Bang Bang right after this, and there might be something interesting going on. Oh. Weird. Why is there?

Okay. Sorry, Natalie. It's all right. Six-month rule. June 1st, New York. June 8th. Are there other cities around the United States coming soon? All over the place.

New York June 8th June 8th here Are there other cities around the United States coming soon? All over the place But if you're going to do something

stay home on June 8th and watch my show Right And then go see your movie If you would have let me If you would have let me I was going to say

I also promote your show I will not But you did not let me And now you just look selfish So now she takes it back What about the people that are going to be so overwhelmed

that they can't do either? Well You should also watch Lennon's show on June 3rd. I'm actually going to DVR and watch that on June 8th. My show? Yeah. Rewatch it. Rewatch it. I'm going to watch it live.

You're a real piece of work. I've got lots of stand-up shows and Douglas Movies tapings coming up on the road this summer. And if it's just a stand-up show, keep in mind that the Leonard Maltin game will be played with you, the audience members. And you can go to DouglasMovies.com for all the info on all of my dates

that I know about so far. And thank you again to my guests. Let's hear it for Nick Thune and Leonard Parham. Scott Aukerman. Natalie Morales. And as always, Alexander Skarsgård is a shithead.

South Dakota Nick Thune is a shithead. And one of the most vague and yet specific at the same time, that lady from The Line is a shithead.