Doug Loves Movies - Sean Jordan, Gareth Reynolds and Geoff Tate guest

Episode Date: November 4, 2024

Live from the Helium Comedy Club in Portland, Doug welcomes Sean Jordan, Gareth Reynolds and Geoff Tate to the show.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, screening baby sticky seeds With 50 as a top or turtles in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Because Doug loves movies It's windy in here. My script is blowing out of my hands. Hey, hey, hey everybody. My name is Doug and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies.

It was better in rehearsal. Coming to you once again from Helium, Always a Gas Comedy Club in Portland, Oregon! I love a comedy club backdrop that lets you know where you're at. In case you get confused. In case you get too fucked up to do stand-up comedy. At least you know what city you're in. That'd be funny to switch them out sometime, just for a few shows and see what it does to the comedians. If they actually yell out the wrong,

Hey Philadelphia! It's Portland, you dick. It's Saturday, sweet, November 2nd, 2024. And oh my gosh, it's already that time in the show. It's time for Doug Plugs. Doug Plugs, Doug Plugs, Doug Plugs, Doug Plugs. All right, settle down. I'll tell you my plugs. Doug Plugs, Doug Plugs, Doug Plugs. All right, settle down.

I'll tell you my plugs. Next Saturday, November 9, people in the Bay area of California are going to get a chance to yell Doug Plugs at me with a Doug Loves Movies taping at Rooster T. Feathers in Sunnyvale. The Benson Movie Interruption is back at Dynasty Typewriter in LA on Monday, November 11th. And Doug Loves Movies is also in LA at the lab

at the improv on Tuesday, November 19th. All of my dates and dates and links, et cetera, can be found at douglovesmovies.com. Best of Loves Movies.com. That's douglovesmovies.com. Yeah! Come on! Wallen! Shhh!

Say it dancing! Some people come in a little early with the Ted dancing. But other than that, it was pretty spectacular. Listen to an LA show. Yeah, it was pretty spectacular. Listen to an LA show, it's like they don't know it, they don't care about it, they just kinda, you know, it's pretty funny. But that's part of what I appreciate about Portland and if you want me to, I will return.

If you want me to, I will return. Everybody's so nice here today and almost every time I'm here, not that this person wasn't nice, but was anyone here the time that a guy sitting really close to the stage was a little too drunk for five in the afternoon and I had to actually have him thrown out. Do you, the person politely raised their hand over there? Because you're next. Always remember to raise your hand, don't yell out. But yeah, that was crazy, because like I said, everybody's so nice, and it's so early in the day. Like, I, you know, I'm more, I think more people are likely to, you know,

smoke outside and then, you know, have a couple drinks and pass out, you know, just fall asleep in their chair, and I just start yelling out stuff until I have to have them physically removed. Let's check out the prize bag, shall we? Woo! Woo!

Applause This is a lovely tote that you will receive if you're the winner today of the prize bag. It is from Fantastic Fest, a wonderful genre film fest that takes place in Austin, Texas every September. I go pretty much every year. What else is in the bag? Now this is all, keep in mind, I had to travel here. So this is just all stuff that I didn't want that I could get through TSA. See, like, they

don't know what this is about. I think this is a weed thing. It's a hat that says native and then number 420. So yeah, I'm pretty sure that's weed related. Isn't it funny when you see a 420 out in the wild that you know like, there's a license plate that's just 420 and you know, the person with the card doesn't even, they probably don't even know. Maybe their kids told them or something. Here's a fun popcorn bucket that's reusable. And this is a really nice pen.

And there's a Doug B really nice pen. There's a Doug Benson pin in here. Oh, and almost poured my old fashion into the bag. Now this, okay, there's a couple things in here that are still in here that are actually pretty cool. This is from a recent benefit. Every year there's a benefit in honor of the late great comedian Brody Stevens. And they make shirts and stuff. Yeah, give it up for Brody.

Enjoy it. And so he, they have these fun shirts that they made and I got an extra one that also doesn't fit me. So through that in the bag to spread the Brody Stevens positive energy throughout the land and then I saved this for last because that this is probably one of the coolest things they've ever given away though it's a thing that you if you want to go underwater and take your phone with you.

It's called Swim Star. I mean, not just your phone, I guess. I guess anything that you don't want to get wet, but you want to completely submerge it in water. This thing, this is what you're gonna need. I'd love to see the infomercial for this product but the company's probably already out of business. Let's get my guests out here. What do you say? Always so much great talent to choose from whenever I'm in Portland, but today we have

three regulars on the show that all just happen to be in Portland for various reasons. Please give it up everybody for Sean Jordan, Gareth Reynolds, and Jeff Tate. It's already happening. I thought I'd at least wait until the next time that I introduce him. But let's meet all these fellas individually and alphabetically by first name. Yeah, so listen up. Your first... Gareth. Thank you, Doug. He is headlining tonight right here in Helium.

Gareth Reynolds is here, everybody. Thank you you Doug. That's very nice of you. To what? Introduce you? Yeah, felt great. Who's coming back to see Gareth later tonight? Wow, that's tough to hear. By the end of this show maybe we'll get five people.

I thought those were good numbers. They sounded like seven or eight people. No, no, no, you're high. They're paid to see this and they're paid to see you again. There were like three people and I think two work here. That was not, I think that was the wait staff. That would be so funny if the staff's all in the room going, yeah, we're gonna be here later tonight.

Against our will. Yeah, we'll come back for that. Yeah, we have to. here later tonight. Against our will! Yeah, we'll come back for that. Yeah, we have to! This is a long day! Yeah, I always like to think, oh, I'm such a great guy giving them an extra show. Oh yeah, they're like, oh, lucky. Oh good, Doug loves movies, Jen hates working.

Jen hates working. Jen hates working. Jen hates working. Jen hates working. Jen hates working. Jen hates working. Jen hates working. Jen hates working. It's a triple. How was your Halloween, Gareth? It was great. I didn't do anything.

I was going to go to a haunted house in, I think, Reading, California, and it was raining so much that I didn't go. So I have an Austin Powers costume just ready for whenever I need it. Could be tonight. Only two people will find out if that's at the show or not. And they work at Helium in Portland. They could have lied. More people could have just clapped just to be sweet.

Everyone was like, no, no. Maybe the ones that did clap were just being sweet. Yeah, but even then, that's just like such a small fragment of sweethearts. Two people are like, lie to the man. Make him feel good. But I have a question for you, Mr. Powers. Thank you. Uh, Austin, if you had, in fact, had gone to the haunted house in Reading, which I didn't know

you have to dress up in a costume to go to a haunted house. I thought they did all the... There's rules, baby. Were you going to shave off your facial hair? Because it's very not Austin Powers. No, no, no. It was going to be like kind of like... It was me right after I got like thought out or whatever happened to him in the movie.

Kind of like shitty Austin, that's what I would have been. Yeah, it was probably a good thing I didn't go. These are issues I didn't have to confront by completely bailing on my plans. I'm shitty Austin Powers. Shitty, yeah. No baby! I feel like, your whole look today,

for some reason makes me think I'm talking to a Christian Bale character. That's what I've been going for. Most, not a lot of people base their lives around a Christian Bale role, but I like it. Are you usually in a baseball hat when I see you? I would say sometimes, yeah. I don't think I've seen how fun and springy your head hair is. It's gotten wild.

Things have been wild. Oh yeah, also kind of a Gene Wilder thing going on a little bit. Yeah. Did you come here to Time Machine from the 70s? Yeah, look at me. You're not wrong. And clearly it's hitting with the audience,

judging by how many people we were turning for the show this evening. I'm their haunted house. You look like the guy, you look like the guy in every old action movie that was like, I'm gone. Yeah. Hey, old, what do you mean? Like swords.

Like a musketeer. You were on the bounty? I love how you're like old action movie. You know, tango cash and a musketeer. You look like Errol Flynn. No, that's not a great cop. He wasn't a handsome movie star? I think he was, but off camera there were some problems.

There were some major issues. You didn't say you act like Errol Flynn. He said you look like Errol Flynn. Well, I'll tell you what. There's a difference. I know, I act like Errol Flynn and I look nothing like him. But I have severe venereal issues. I'm Er Al Flynn and I look nothing like him. But I have severe venereal issues.

I'm Error Flynn. You look, you may look like a serial killer, but you just may be no one or two. Yeah, no, I'm a neighbor. Maybe, you don't know if you know. I can't get into that. Serial killers really keep it hush hush. A little too tight lipped if you ask me.

Right, have some coffee dongs. Have some people you confide if you ask me. Right? Have some coffee dogs. Have some people you confided. Have a drink and let a bartender know. You know I got a bunch of skulls on my mantle. I'll do one more then I'll close out. That doesn't mean you're a serial killer. That could just mean you're a cool dude. Yeah I'm just a skullman.

Bottom of Spencer's. I'm just a skull guy. No I don't kill them. I just drink wine out of them. They were already dead. They're just nice ashtrays. Yeah. I'm a lunatic.

Also joining us for this one man show is a man... ...whose name also begins with the letter G. It's Jeff Tate everybody! Oh and we're back! I love it! It's just so weird that they don't even care that there's two other guests that have to vie against you. They just, from the second you came out today, they just started chanting Tate.

I know it's great. It depends on which direction you're looking. I could see how it would be weird if you're one of these other two guys, but one of these guys really enjoys it. I feel like people would come to your show later. Oh yeah, let's see. Who's coming to see me tonight? Who's coming to see Jeff tonight?

Did I just self-buck? You didn't have to do that. You didn't have to. That didn't need to happen. Alright, well we'll tell you off. After the show we'll tell you where he's playing because I don't want to take away business from this establishment. Jeff lives here. Am I an anti promotion?

Are you doing anti promotion? I don't know, I'm going to do a guest set on Gareth's thing. So it's the same thing. I tricked you. Now you have to see Gareth too. Get to. Get to.

Get to. Get to. Get to. Get to. Get to. You're allowed to stay after my son's over. I'm a haunted house. You gotta figure a way out of his show. Whoa. Wait. I met a guy, I said he's coming to see your late show

tonight, but I bet you anything, he'll get drunk between shows and pass out. Well, we're down to one. show tonight. But I bet you anything, he'll get drunk between shows and pass out. Well, we're down to one. Because he'll have like four hours to kill in Portland. Yeah, what are you going to do? Get high and drunk. It's raining.

Yeah. Just enjoy the win in Rome. There's other stuff to do. You could do other stuff. Yeah, but you do those other things. You do the other two while doing the other stuff. Yeah, because they're awesome. Before, during, and after. Yeah, okay.

Okay, as long as we're clear. Right? You can jaywalk. That seems to be a big deal here. It's a good time. They just the other day, and I was there to celebrate it, jaywalking is no longer illegal in New York. Oh, wow.

Wow. Yeah. Incredible. I mean, people were doing it like crazy anyway, but now you really, you can really get away with it. So I had a really nice time. I had a really nice time? That's why you went? What a day.

I mean, if you're doing anything and you don't have to, cops don't have to be a part of the equation, it's good. Why would they announce that it was, why would they just stop not, like what, just stop enforcing any tickets? It really is encouraging, like too much jaywalking. It's walking purge. How was your Halloween, Jeff?

It was fantastic. I also did nothing, but that was my intended plan. How was your Halloween, Jeff? It was fantastic. I also did nothing, but that was my intended plan. Did you hand out candy? You dickhead. I didn't. I suddenly can't remember. I think I did something in the afternoon.

And then when I got home, it was too late. I got home at 7.30 or whatever, but it had been dark for two hours. So the trick or treat was done. They were already done. I sat on the porch for 20 minutes, but. Yeah, but you're out there smoking a cigarette. Oh yeah.

That isn't. Right? I mean, I was just, I was ripping butts, yelling stuff like, I got candy. Who's coming? Anybody want to come? They're little. They're for kids.

I can't believe I had no tankers. What are you dressed up as? I'm a guy who canceled his night. I'm a guy who lost his house keys. Come get some candy. Yeah, maybe you could do better in the off season. Maybe like, you know, don't try to give away candy during the holidays. Oh, listen, I don't want to brag, but I do okay.

You succeeded in not bragging. Speaking of okay, our next guest is what we used to call A-OK. It's Sean Jordan, everybody. Jordan, Jordan, Jordan, Jordan, Jordan, Jordan. So organic. I swear, Jeff, you're making everyone realize that it's the single syllable thing that gives you an advantage. I swear, Jeff, you're making everyone realize that it's the single syllable thing

that gives you an advantage. I figured that out about three Jordans in, but I was already going. And for either of your names, Jeff, these guys have all these syllables, oh, I guess Sean, let's chant Sean, everybody. Ah, come on, come on, come on. Hey, ah, hey, thanks.

Less into it, well. That was, I don't know if. Hey, ah, hey, thanks. Less into it. Well. That was, I don't know if I needed that. That didn't help. I've had worse in this room tonight, don't worry. Remember when he asked how many people were coming to my show later? I tried to forget it, but yeah, I remember.

It's awful. Okay, one guy. Okay, let's have a serious, no fucking around. No, don't do this. It's gonna be less. Trust me, trust me. No, no, no, Doug, Doug, Doug. No one wants the reboot.

No lying. I am a fan of accuracy. I think we got it and it hurt. And genuine numbers. They weren't fudging the numbers earlier. There weren't people who were like, I don't want it to go to his head. Well I was clapping and I'm not coming. I think it was...

I want to. I got my I got my shots coming from everywhere. I have to go babysit my daughter tonight so that's called parenting. See that's what you can expect wasn't that quick wasn't that witty? Go to the show tonight. I think it's seven or eight people. But you're right, it came from the area where the staff might be hanging out for sure. Alright, Sean, how was your Halloween? Well give a fuck less, why don't you? It was cool, I took my daughter trick-or-treating, she was a little purple kitty cat, I was a taco, and it was raining so it didn't matter, we just had raincoats on.

It was fine, she got a bunch of candy. I'm gonna eat it, don't tell her. You know what I'm talking about. I'm not gonna tell her. I don't get along with your daughter. She doesn't get along with you also. We're just not talking right now. She's got kind of a bit of a toot.

Hey, uncle doesn't hand out candy on Halloween's coming over, you excited? And she's like, no, give a fuck about it. I tried. I think you misunderstood that story. I tried to give out candy. I just look like this. You do look like that.

That was good, man. Halloween was good. How was your Halloween, Doug? Nobody asked you. How was it? Oh, mine is... I don't know if you heard, but for Halloween, I went as a Jay Walker in New York.

It was real nice. All right, Sean, I got one more thing to say to you. Okay. I can't wait, though. I think you're in trouble. I'd really like to know what it is. This, by my calculations, is your 50th appearance on the show.

Hey! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!

The guy doesn't, he doesn't love it when I get sentimental, but holy cow, that's awesome. I remember the first one I did. It was, I was sitting like right there, and I didn't know what a podcast was really, and it was like, changed my life. So thanks for everything you've ever done for me, Doug. I appreciate it.

Oh, you're welcome so much, Sean. Wow. Yes, he's the reason I even do this. We were just talking about the- And this is Jeff's 212th appearance. But who cares? Jeff's an ungrateful prick, so let's focus on what I said. You're not a prick.

I'm also not ungrateful. I'm very grateful. I just, I keep it off the air. Cool. Feel good about that? I did until a minute ago. I keep it off air. You're like the lady that films herself

on an airplane preaching. How did you make that connection? Because you do all your nice stuff in public, but it should just be done privately. You are a prick. I take it back. I never disputed that I was a prick. I simply said I was not ungrateful. I'm a very, very grateful dickhead. All right, so.

The one clap. All right, are we good? We're back in. Before we play some games today and have what looks like it's going to be a very spirited competition. I would like to ask each of you to recommend a motion picture. These days especially, people need guidance. There's so many movies, so many different ways to see these movies, so little time.

Help people out. Gareth, you're up first. Recommend a movie. Sure, Doug. Um... LAUGHTER Or tell us about your Halloween again, as long as you do something. People should watch The Spy Who Shagged Me.

That movie... LAUGHTER If you like the original Austin Powers, well buckle up. Someone's got newfound confidence. More catchphrases, bigger characters, and it's the same Austin you've always loved. And Dr. Evil, they're the same scenes, but longer. The spy who shagged me.

And if I may recommend another, there's another one called Goldmember. If you like The Spy Who Shagged Me, I'll stop. It is funny what a naughty boy that Mike Myers is. Like with each, you know, Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery, no, no sauciness there at all. But then the next movie, next movie dips in a little bit,

Spider Shag me. And the third one's like, let's just put cock in this tile. Let's just fucking gold dick it. Yeah, let's watch people take shits. You're like, this isn't even funny anymore. There's no pun. Taking shits is pretty funny. I've got a movie you're gonna love.

You're gonna love this movie. Yeah, shit is funny. OK, but a serious recommendation, please. Doesn't have to be a serious movie, but. Well, I watched it, and I can, I think, uh, talk to me. Have you seen that movie? The horror film? Yeah.

That's like one of the best movies. That movie I kept hearing about and I'm like, nah, come on. And then I watched that and that movie was like the greatest movie I've seen. Which one? Talk to me. Uh, it's Austin Powers. But, no, it's about- Is it him and Tom Arnold or Shitting?

Because I like that scene. Yeah, lots of shitting. You'll love it. No, it's where you basically are able to communicate with the dead through a hand. Interesting. There you go. That's not what they put on the poster, by the way.

You can talk to the dead through a ham. Yeah, a honey glazed ham. No? Very America. I thought it would at least be like a ham radio, but it's an actual glazed ham. It's a big ham. That they just, you pass it around.

You focus on it, you have to be holding it. It's like a conch shell. Yeah, you hold it and then you can speak to the dead. It's called talk to, no, a hand. A hand. A hand. But what's the, isn't there a horror movie that just came out called Speak to Me

or Don't Speak to Me or? I'm confused. Speak No Evil. Speak No Evil. Speak No Evil. With my boy James McAvoy. These titles, I can't fucking keep track of them anymore. But Talk to Me is a big, people love it.

It's great, yeah. Could also be called Talk to the Hand, but I guess they weren't going for that. I think that was, I think somebody already made a Talk to the hand movie. I think it was like. You're allowed to remake titles. Fran, Fran Drescher I think was in it. Oh, that's the movie I'm talking about.

Oh, okay. It's really bad. You guys should watch it. Talk to me hand. Talk to me hand with Fran Drescher. Talk to me hand. Oh Christ me hand with Fran Drescher. Talk to me hand. Oh Christ, it's the fourth minute, I hate it. Talk to me hand.

It's pretty good. Thank you. It's pretty good if somebody, but not her. It's definitely a good voice. That was Fran Drescher? Yeah, it's pretty good. Ham Drescher for a dresser? Yeah, it's pretty good. Ham dresser or hand dresser? Hand dresser.

Oh boy, I can't do this anymore. I think we're in a new Austin Powers. Who's a ham dresser? The ham that shag? Yeah, ham dresser, baby. She's a ham dresser. Get a nice little ham job out of the deal. Oh shit, we're out of time, but...

We'll pick it back up on the Late Show. Nobody's coming to that one. What do you got for me, Jeff? What do you want to recommend this time? Okay, the last movie I saw in the theater is called Heartbreakers Beach Party. And it was Cameron Crowe made this, it's a documentary about Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers that he made in like 82 or 83,

and it didn't get released until a couple of weeks ago. In the theater. What's it called again? It's called Heartbreakers Beach Party. It's very fun. Beef party? Beach. Talk to the ham and beef party.

Right? It's beef, Heartbreakers beef party. You've got my interest. No, they like, they were like, they spoofed like Elvis movie titles and posters when they made it. Okay. And it's a fun, it's fun.

It is funny to have the word party and then it's Tom Petty because he was like such a chill dude. Yeah, it's a party I would like to go to. Right, chill party. Some of those other ones are too loud. I like Tom Petty parties. They wrap that shit up by like nine. He feels like he knew what he was doing party wise.

So it's a concert film? No, it doesn't. No. Or a doc. It's a doc, it's a documentary and it's also kind of a spoof on doc. They do funny, he's like kind of make fun of rock stuff. There's some scenes in it that ended up in Spinal Tap a couple years later. Oh, OK.

But I don't know where you can see it, so good luck everybody. It'll be out to buy or rent soon, according to the internet. But I loved it. But the last movie I saw you could watch is Transformers 1. That movie was fucking awesome, and that one you could see, that would exist.

This other one, I know it's real. I saw it, there was other people there. I could show you the ticket stub on my phone, it was a digital stub. I think if we could see the ticket stub, we'd feel a little better. I think we could just have eyes on that. It's good, but if you want a movie I could recommend

that people could see, then that's Transformers one. Would you say Transformers is the best Transformers movie and then realize that that's not even hard to do? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It clears a very low bar, but by a lot. Makes the whole thing viable for you. Yeah, it was more entertaining than any other Transformers movie I've seen.

Whichever ones those are. Yeah, I'm glad I'm the host, and I don't have to remember the names of Transformers movies. The word Fallen is in one of them. Right? Revenge of the Fallen, Rise of the Fallen, what is it? Dark Side of the Moon, Animals, The Wall, The Dinosaurs, Momentary Lapse of Reason.

There's like four or five of them, I think. Umaguma might be one of them. Abu Dhabi? Something like that. There's a lot. Judgement day, gold member, Transformers gold member. Right, the Transformer who shagged me. Ow. Yeah, that one.

That hurt, robot. That one was a hard R, took a weird turn, but they reset the franchise right after. Didn't he get one of them balls in one of it? Didn't some of them, and like one of them peed too. Oh yeah, Transformers peed on someone. Transformers balls, that was the second one. I think it was just called balls.

Big old metal testicles on. Transform member. All right, so let's go to Sean. Can I do like a docu-series? Can I recommend that? What? In the second movie? Well there's the to Sean. Can I do like a docu-series? Can I recommend that? What? It's a good movie. Well there's the Cowboy Wars.

The Cowboy Wars, okay. The Cowboy Wars on Netflix is fantastic. It documents the OK Corral and all like Wyatt Earp and the Cowboy stuff. It's fantastic. So Tombstone if I can't say that. But, oh easy. Tombstone's the best movie ever made.

Yeah. And a tepid response from the crowd. Yeah. All right, well if you haven't seen Tombstone's the best movie ever made. And a tepid response from the crowd. Alright, well if you haven't seen Tombstone yet, I not only recommend it, you should see it tonight while Gareth is performing here. He didn't want to smile. Gareth didn't want to smile.

I'll play it for the second show. Just please come, please. Please come. That'd be so rad. I'm gonna play Tombstone. Play it at the club. You've got a little Wyatt Earp-ery going on on your face. I'm my own man, Doug.

I'm not. A little Wyatt Earp-ery? Yeah. Not if Willy Wonka fucked Wyatt Earp. Tell Sean you'll be his huckleberry. I'll be your huckleberry. That was Doc Holliday? Oh yeah, that's right.

Wyatt Earp would have said, are you going to do something or just stand there and bleed? That's right, Doc Holliday. Best line in a movie ever. Wyatt Earp was Kurt Russell? Yeah. OK. Ask the answer right there.

Who was Wyatt Earp in Wyatt Earp? Kevin Costner? Just some tall hot dude. Oh, in Wyatt Earp, yeah, yeah. I thought we were talking about the cowboy watch. Yeah, yeah. In Wyatt Earp, it was Costner. Dennis Quaid was Doc Holloway.

But in this one, he looks like Willa Kilmer as Doc Holloway. What? He looks like Val Kilmer. Yes. Doc Holliday. Okay. In Tombstone Pizza. Look like if Doc Holliday ate too many Tombstone pizzas. Well, thanks for the wrecks, boys.

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Woo! Woo! Woo! Whoa. Woo! Woo! Woo! All right, Gareth, did one of the name tags with your eyeball and stick out for you, or do you want to just point it to a random individual

in the audience? Well, what I want to do is pick someone who's coming to my show tonight, but that person doesn't exist. Hey, hey, right there, right there, Halloween. Fuck, Halloween, let's party. There we go. I liked it anyway.

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Who do you want to play for, Sean? He's, I want to find somebody who's not going to Gareth's show. A little easier. I'm kidding. Go to Gareth's show. He's fantastic. He's Josh, not that into you kidding, go to Gareth's show, he's fantastic. He's Josh, not that into you.

That got me, and I like the little drawings on there. Yeah, nice hand drawn. He's Josh. There's not a shooter or whiskey attached to that, is there by chance? I'm just kidding, just kidding. I think that's just a great expression. He's just not that into you.

This is a great expression, he's just not that into you. What? That's how I'm gonna say it from now on. Not that I'll have any reason to say it, but if I did in a casual conversation, I'd just be like, he's just not that into you. They'd be like, is his name Josh? And I'd be like, if it is, that'd be even better. Everybody try to work that into a conversation

in the next 24 hours. He just had that in you. Did you say Jess? No, I said Josh. OK, who would you like to play for, Jeff? I want that big trouble little China one back there. What? Yeah, there's one back there. What? Yeah, there's one back there.

What's your name? Evan. What's your thing say? Big Trub in Little China. Big Trub in Little China? Rob. Rob, okay. Yeah, I mean, it's not the best. That's another one.

But I'll take it. I like that movie. It caught the eye of Drew. Big Rob in Little China? That's probably happening. Yeah, sure. I'll watch that one too. I like that movie. It caught the eye of Drew. Big Rob in Little China? That's probably happening. Yeah, sure. I'll watch that one too.

I don't... Maybe. Anyway, that's what I want. The BT Little C. All right. So, good job, Robin. In our final game today, those three people can come in to play as potential lifelines. But that's later.

Let's start with a game called Purple Rain Man. I've mashed up two movie titles to create one new, spectacular motion picture. I will give you the third build actors in the two movies in this mashup title. Then I'll give you the second build people, first one from the first title, second one from the second one. And then I'll give you the top build individuals. If at any point during this you think you know the answer, just blurt it out. It's just two movies pushed together, not alike, purple, green, man. Hence the name.

I warn you, Jeff is pretty good at this. Fuck you, dude. Getting in his kitchen. Josh, you better be doing jumping jacks, Playboy. This is a team effort. It's not. Don't say anything. All right.

Here we go. Third build in this movie mashup title are Jason Isaacs and Brad Pitt. Now that's so little to go on that I don't expect anybody to have an answer at this point. Good news. I don't know who that first person is so that's tight. Jason Isaacs? Yeah. Yeah. He's uh. Jason Isaacs? Yeah. Yeah.

He's, uh... What's he been in? What's a lot of movies he's in? He's got a show across town tonight. I don't want to really talk too much about him. I'm gonna go to it. He's an actor, but yeah, this is a, he's a tough one. A lot of people don't know him by name.

So I'll give you the second-billed people. Along with Jason Isaacs in the first movie is Charlize Theron, or Theron, as I think she likes it to be pronounced. And then the second person, that second-billed, is Francis McDormand. So Brad Pitt and Francis are in the second movie, Jason and Charlize are in the first one. Jeff? Sucks. I know the I know the second one. I'm trying to work out the first one. Okay first build. We all know the second one. First build. First build in the first one is Keanu Reeves.

Speed burn after reading. I'm kidding, I know that doesn't work. It's sweet November after reading. Yes, it's sweet November after reading. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. You did good. For everybody listening, Jeff has a boner now. That was hard for the first one. Holy cow. That was so daunting that I was like, this is gonna go badly for me. I'm gonna start chanting Tate. Am I wrong?

Play for me. Normally it would be like a full word. Like, yeah, I was talking. Am I wrong? You can play for me. You can play for me for your health. Normally it would be like a full word. Like, yeah, that was tough. I like that part of the game where you're like, normally it's a little easier, Doug, just so you know. You've made it hard and that's not cool. That was a tough one, but of course I was inspired by it being the second day of sweet

November. Aw. It is that month. Come see this surly dickhead tonight, two shows. I think I lost the one person who's coming. Actually. You just go rip her ticket up. Get out of here.

Get out of here. I forgot to ask what I asked all you guys about Halloween. I forgot to ask if you're going to vote or what I like to call Halloween 2. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, if Mr. Biden would lower the gas prices. We got two Halloweens this year.

All right, so congratulations to Jeff. He won that first game. But that doesn't mean no. That doesn't mean shit. Oh, yeah. Like, it just means he has to go first in our next game. Might not even be an advantage,

because it's a game that I call ABCD's Nuts! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!

Woo! All right, so this is a game that where spelling is involved. You have to be able to know how to spell things. I don't know about all that. I'm going to tell you the word, you know, what we're spelling today. Word are words that we're going to spell. And then we're going to go through those words and letter by letter, you'll take turns. When it's your turn, I'll tell you which letter we're on.

And then you name any movie that begins without a letter and you're still in the game. But if you match the one that I wrote down ahead of time that fits a specific theme that I had in my stone to brain, then you win the game right then and there. Oh. You spoke weep? It happens sometimes. But wait, so we're not spelling the word really we're just. We're spelling it in the sense that we're going through letter by letter in the order that they occur so you have to know how to spell the word at hand but I'll also tell

you. That's, that's how it's flagging. If you're having trouble. Right, yeah. If you're having trouble I'll uh, I'll help you out there. It's more, it's more like just a fun guessing game but also if you figure out the theme and then also. If you're having trouble, I'll help you out there. It's more like just a fun guessing game, but also if you figure out the theme and then also...

You hit a whammy. You can, you know, you could, you know. Is the word yarmulke, because that's hard to spell? Oh. I fuck it up every time. No, no, it's a word that everybody agrees on exactly. I would spell it every time and that's Hanukkah. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S. Yeah, I get it. Oh, shit. I'm, I'm prejudiced. What do you want to do about it?

I want to play this game, so. I feel like a child so much doing this. Oh, I love it. You know how you can stop that from happening? Get drunker? No, that's not it. Yeah, that's a good answer. I'll stick with that answer.

It's a dark one. Just get drunker. I was going to explain one more thing about the game, I think. Oh yeah, what word we're doing. Key component, but this is so exciting to me because I flew into Portland and the always friendly airport here in Portland has had a massive makeover that's still in progress. Walking around is like nothing is where it used to be. It's all very different. It's a little trippy to be there last night because I didn't even see the construction

going on. I was away long enough that they just changed the airport. So that being said, one of the exciting things that's developed out of this new airport... It better be a dope word. This is so good. There's basically a display of little puppets and stuff from Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio movie because the stop motion animation was done here in Portland. So they have a whole like tribute to it that it's part of this whole thing with a lot of airports

where they think you want museum style things. Yeah always shocking. To look at as you're racing to your gate. Or you're just trying to find a place to take a shit. Hey hey hey I'll miss my flight to read about Pinocchio. No you don't ever just go to the airport without having to fly anywhere, it's fun. Buy a ticket to just tour it. Also, they have this grand, now they have steps on either side that people waiting for someone arriving can sit on. Dude, it's sick. So when you walk out,

it's like you're, you know. It's like you work at Google or something. It's like you're a gladiator or something. Everybody's in the stands hoping you get eaten. So, so I was inspired by this whole Pinocchio situation at the airport, and you know I'm telling the truth because my nose is not grown. Uh, the words we're gonna use today are Pinocchio's balls.

If we had more time, I would have made it Pinocchio's wooden balls, but we're just going Pinocchio's balls. I know a lot of people don't know how to spell Pinocchio offhand, so I will walk you through it. And so Jeff is up first, and then we go to Sean, and then to Gareth. So Jeff, you get the letter P, and I think this happened once, somebody matched on the very first letter, but it's hard to do, because you can't be sure what the theme is yet.

But what movie would you like to say, Jeff, that begins with the letter P? Plains, Trains, and automobiles. Oh, Thanksgiving Delight. Yeah. Everybody's favorite Thanksgiving movie. I don't really enjoy watching people that are frustrated with travel

on a day when I might likely will be as well or was the day before, but it's kind of more of a nightmare. It's kind of a horror movie to me. But that being said, I wrote down Puppet Master. You were high. Yeah, I was so high when I thought of that. All right, Sean, the next letter is I. I still know what you did last summer.

Great guess. Hell yeah. Why in the world did that elicit that? Huh? Okay, tie it. Very relatable guess. I don't even think the screenwriter did that when they put the period on the last one. You know they're making a third one. Oh, I always know what you did last summer.

This isn't a set up for a joke, but they really... I always know what you did last summer. Isn't that what it is? I don't know. I was going to make one up. Of course you know. I think I was wrong about last summer. Are you going to show me your back tattoo? Okay. Nobody's gotten it yet, huh?

Not so far. Oh yeah, so I didn't write down, I still know what you did last summer. I wrote down iRobot. Fucking God! That was the second one. What an asshole. That was your second choice?

So close. All right, so Gareth, your letter is N. Damn it. And I'm gonna throw in an extra 100 bucks if you get it right. Sorry for flying off the handle like that. To charity, I'm giving it to charity. I hope he'll give it to me because nobody's buying tickets to my second show.

I'll take the money, Doug. I don't know if you've heard the response tonight. I'm gonna guess Notting Hill. Oh, that's a terrific guess. Not what I wrote down. I wrote down. Can't wait. Nutcracker Fantasy.

Wow. Okay. Jeff, a movie begins with O. Oh brother, we're out there. Great guess, keeping it Cohen brothers, but no, I wrote down 101 Dalmatians. I don't know about all that, dude. I don't think you would count that. What do you mean?

It's a number, I mean I know the number starts with O, but the movie starts with a one. Here's how it works. I wrote something down. I could write down any stupid thing I want, and then you guys have to try to match it. That's the game. That's a pretty good counter.

I'll shut the fuck up. I'm sorry. I'll just sit here. Letters C. Cars. Cars. You said that like you really had something. But yeah, Cars does begin with letter C,

but I went with child's play. Yes, child's play. Will you do me, can you run through the movies again? Or do you not do that until it's my guess? I'll run through them for you. I'll do a few, buddy. You're trying to get the pattern, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Puppet Master, I, Robot, Nutcracker, Fantasy,

101, Delmatia, and then for C, you said Cars. I sure did. And I said Curse of the puppet master. Ha ha ha ha. Yes. Am I insane?

Didn't you just say a different movie for a second? I did. You see, he's allowed to change it. There's two C's in Pinocchio. And I blew out the two C's. I have a pretty good guess for the next one. The next letter is H. Damn it.

I forgot the movie he said already. Is it gonna be me? I forgot it already. No, it's on to Gareth and the letter is H. I know, but for the second C. We've blown the second C, let it go. C4. I'll say...

I wanna try to guess the theme, but I got nothing. So I'll say hitch. Hitch fuckin' rules, by the way. Never been said. It's been said by me a lot. I saw that written on a bathroom stall once. Hitch rules. From a movie from 1969 I wrote down, it's called Hey Cinderella. I feel like you don't want the 100 bucks to go to me. Hay starts with a one. I was only gonna give it to you if you got Nutcracker. The $100 is off the table.

Ah. Yeah. I is the next letter, Jeff. I spit on your grain. Oh, so close because I just wrote down I robot again. Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! It's tough. It's tough. Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! It's tough. It's tough. Back to Sean for the letter O. O brother, where art thou? Come on. Give me a solid! Say you wrote it down. You were so close. You were so close.

I went with 102 Dalmatians. It starts with a number. Your brain is a nug. Nug loves boobies. Sean thinks one is spelled W-O-N. That's what my brain is. Sean thinks one is spelled W-O-N. That's what my brain is.

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Sean thinks one is spelled W-O-N. Sean thinks one is spelled W-O-N. Sean thinks one is spelled W-O-N. Sean thinks one is spelled W-O-N. Sean thinks one is spelled W-O-N. Sean thinks one is spelled W-O-N. Sean thinks one is spelled W-O-N. That's what my dad told me. Right before he flicked a cigarette at me and left for the rest of my life. S is your letter, Gareth, and $200 if you get the match. What are we spelling again? Pinocchio. Pinocchio's, yeah.

I should have done a movie that begins with an apostrophe. That's a great one. Someone's got, yeah, twiz. The night before Christmas. Good job. I never would have thought of one. I kinda... I bet it's this one, Schindler's List. Yeah.

Another great guess. It was high, what's the theme? It's another great guess. Come on. Totally a great guess. Tell me it's right. No. I always hit on Schindler's List on this show.

No, I went with Superstar, the Karen Carpenter story. Oh yeah, the other S. Mm-hmm. The other S movie. Yeah, it's always one or the other. Is the theme that these are all movie titles? Yeah. Pretty good.

B is the next letter, Jeff. B. Yeah, none of these, Sean, are a docu-series. Ha ha ha ha ha! Surprised ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh, I fucking wish I'd have thought of Balto. Oh, god damn it. I wrote down blood, tea, and red string. Jesus Christ, what? I think it's just a shopping list. What did you say? Blood T?

That is, I mean, not a movie, right? You said blood T. Blood T and red string? I think. Red shining. I can't be hearing you right. Blood? It's from 2006.

Okay, all right. All right. A is the next letter. I don't know. Alright. Amityville Horror? Huh? Don't call me Amityville Horror. I said an actual known movie name.

Okay. Amityville Horror is not what I wrote down but you're right. It does begin with the letter A. I know that. I've read a book or two. I wrote down Attack of the Puppet People. Oh. I mean, I can't believe, if anyone doesn't know

what the theme is at this point, that's surprising. Why, I do. Please, yeah. You remember when I was up here at the beginning talking about how don't talk and giveaway answers and stuff? Please do that. You remember when I was up here at the beginning talking about how don't talk and give away answers and stuff? Please do that.

L is the next letter. I know you don't do docs, but Linsanity is a great documentary about Jeremy Lin scoring 36 points in the garden. I'm a big doc guy. But I'll go Leprechaun back to the hood. Because this is the one where he returns to it. Leprechaun back to the hood. Ooh! Because this is the one where he returns to it. Right.

He's got some scores to settle. Like Jeremy Lin. I wrote down a little shop of horrors. Mm-hmm. That's also good. Considering I was getting gassed at the dentist earlier, you think that would come easier. Okay, Jeff, there's two L's, so I'm not going to blow this one. You have to guess the other L. Little shop of whores?

You know I'm not above doing that. I know, that's why I tried it. In this game. But I wrote down above doing that. I know, that's why I tried it. In this game. But I wrote down labyrinth. Oh! Damn it, I was close. OK, finally, we're back to you, Sean. Sean stressed.

If you get this. Stop giving him hints. I'm in so much credit card debt. I mean, I'll just tell you, Sean. Sean, it's all newbies that involve puppetry or, in the case of one of them, robots. I've gleaned. Oh, now you tell us.

Oh, is there a Sesame Street movie? There's some great puppets in a lot of these movies. And it's funny, I wasn't able to use a single Muppet movie because they tend to begin with T or M. TMI. What's your guess, Sean? Bring it home. I don't know. I can't think of...

Just any movie that begins with S. Schiddler's List. See, your instincts were right because, again, I just wrote down in the movie that was already mentioned Superstar, the Carrie Carpenter story. You were high and a little lazy on some of this. It's not as much laziness as just matching, you know, I'm really strict about the theme. I really want to match the theme, you know. Yeah.

But... Not many $100. But you guys did... I'd never offer that like I did today, but you guys did a great job of saying words and just being just being fun in general so that's that's all that really matters but it just means that there's no winner in this game. So Jeff will just go first in our last game today and we'll play that after these words. We'll be right back. We're back. And it's time to play a game that I call the little search engine that could.

Alright, so in this game, I type a word, I typed a. And then I wrote down the top 10 motion pictures that have that word in the title. Sean's already like. I know the game, it's just I always fuck it up when I, anyway, keep going, sorry, I didn't write it. No, you'll be fine, you'll be fine. Thanks, man. I think you'll do well today.

I can't be positive, but I think you're gonna do well. We got a good feeling about it. I appreciate it, guys, thank you. Posit today. I can't be positive, but I think you're going to do well. We got a good feeling about it. I appreciate it, guys. Thank you. Positivity. I like it. So you're going to take turns naming movies that have the word in the title.

And if you're in the top 10 movies on the list on IMDb, you get points depending on where you are on the list. If your movie's number one, you get 10 points. Number 10, you get one point. All those points in between are available. Three rounds, three guesses. You can go to your lifeline once, at any point. So, you know, I say the earlier the better

if you wanna make sure to use it when they might have a good answer to help you out. You always close your eyes during that? I didn't know anyone could see me. I didn't know anyone could see me. I didn't know anyone could see me. I didn't know anyone could see me. I didn't know anyone could see me.

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You were thinking about my stand-up comedy special. Don't lie to anybody. Nah, I was still awake. Ew. Oh. I gotta go see my daughter after you saying that. Oh, all right. That's how intense Jeff's level of focus is in these games

is that he just goes to sleep for a little bit. It's like Qui-Gon Jinn before he gets killed by Darth Maul. I'm Darth Maul. It's exactly like that. Strike me down, I'll be more powerful than you could ever imagine. Wrong Jedi, bro. Wrong Jedi. Strike me down, you're just waving. Wrong Jedi, bro. Wrong Jedi.

Strike me down, you're just waving a stick at a robe. I'm talking about Star Wars. All right, so the word I wrote down is not Star or Wars. It's drizzling outside. I can't think of any movies with the word drizzle in the title, so I went with rain. Now if you know any in the audience, please don't say them out loud.

And it's R-A-I-N rain, not the other rain, R-E-I-G-N. Jeff was drinking one of those in the green room. A what? A rain, an R-E-I-G-N. Jeff was drinking one of those in the green room. A what? A rain. An R-E-I-G-N. Only funny for me, but he really was. It's hilarious. What is it? It's a shitty energy drink. Oh.

You know Sean, I'm always looking for new sponsors and hopefully that shitty energy drink will reach out. I love it. They could hit me up whenever they want. Alright so the word is rain and so Jeff is going to be up first and then let's tweak the order a little bit here. Let's go around to Gareth and then to Sean.

So Jeff, Gareth, Sean, Jeff, what is your first guess for motion picture with the word rain in the title? Rain Man. Rain Man. Let me take a look. It's a few people who have opinions. And in fact, it is number one on the list. (*applause*) Excellent work, Jeff. You're out in the lead with 10 points. That's the focus. I don't have that gear.

To think of Rain Man when someone says, wait, did you say Rain Man? Is that what you said? Yeah, I said Rain Man. It was number one. Yeah. I was trying to think of it. I was in my own, I was thinking of my own answer.

It's kind of a Rain Man answer. Rain Man, it was number one. It's definitely number one when you put it into the search engine on IMDB. Come watch Gareth get away with impressions later, huh? You can still do Rain Man, guys. It's the only one. Open your mind's eye, bro. He's a man of one voices.

The man of a thousand ones. You know that starts with an O? Don't do, Sean, don't do this. Sean, don't do this. It's Gareth's turn. Gareth, just any movie that has rain in the title, you can go to your lifeline now if you want. No. Damn.

I reject my life. We're having words. Purple Rain. Purple Rain is number six on the list. I'm proud of you guys for naming the two movies that I've already said out loud earlier in this show. I'm not gonna lie. I was like, I hope you forgot

because then that seems pretty good. Yeah. By the way, I've peaked in this game just so you know. Well, you have half the points of Jeff and... It's an honor. And, you know, Sean has zero points, but... It's more of an honor. I'm just razzin' you, pal.

I'm just having a good time up here with my buds, you know? Okay, Sean, it's your turn. What's your next guess? You can use your lifeline. And I've listed, trust me up here with my buds, you know? Okay, Sean, it's your turn. What's your next guess? You can use your lifeline. And I've listed, trust me, I listed a show. Did you type in rain and hit enter? And do what?

When you search, do you type in rain? So can I say training day? You can, you can, but let me just help you out. Don't do. I thought you were, that opens the gate wide open. I was so proud of myself. I was so proud of myself. No, that was good thinking on your part,

but it's just, in this case, it's all... Every single one of them is just the word rain. It's not part of another word. I'm gonna guess brain man. You're gonna guess what? Brain man? Brain man. It's the sequel. The man with two brains.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But now I gotta double check because I don't wanna fuck anybody over on this. But yeah, it's all rain, and I think in most cases, referring to actual rain, or metaphorical rain. Josh, what's going on over there, bud? So Josh, do you have a good one for Sean? Singing in the Rain.

Singing in the Rain is number two, Josh. Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Singing in the Rain is number two, Josh. Now find a way to tell me a couple more. Write it on Lemonheads and pass it up. Sean has used his lifeline. He's going to be on his own from now on, but he's in a great spot. I didn't use my lifeline. No, I didn't use my lifeline. Huh? No, I didn't use my lifeline. Yeah, you talked to Josh.

I know, I was doing a bit. Your bit was just a lie. Lies are bits now, I guess. That's Trump. It's just a bit. It was a bit. It was a bit. I didn't mean it.

Listen, officer, it was a bit. I'm doing a bit. This whole time I was doing a bit. I switched the numbers around and drove that fast. I don't know what. Like Rain Man. All right, Jeff, what's your second guess? Hard Rain.

Oh, Hard Rain with Christian Slater. Is number nine on the list. Yay! Wow, that is. So two more points for Jeff. That was a great guess. I wanna just give my points to Jeff. I wanna team up.

Let's get Sean the fuck out of this thing. Let's merge. I'm gonna do that. Fire me. I'm gonna do that on my own by thing. Let's merge. Appire me. I'm gonna do that on my own by not being able to think of any other movies. Ian, quit whispering. Get your fucking head in the game.

We gotta get ready. I've never had guests try to make alliances like it's fucking Survivor. Hey Doug, are you allowed to pair up with anyone who's playing the game? Cause I think you and I could be a great... Sorry Jeff, I'm working angles. Halloween?

Oh, he's going to his life. Oh yeah, I am. What do you think, Halloween? He doesn't, by the way, this is not good so far. I have two, I'm deciding which one to go with. Why don't you give me both and I'll pick? Yeah. Just pick one, shallow Hal, O'Leon.

Accidentally say both out loud. The art of racing in the rain. Oh, fuck me, what the fuck was that? The art of racing in the rain? Yeah. Is number five on the list. Oh! Wow!

There's no lift! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!

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because he's still out there doing it. Alright, now we move on to Sean for another meltdown. You don't have a lifeline anymore. I'm aware of that, Douglas. Thank you. He's just not that Josh are you. He's just not that you're. You used your lifeline. I did. Thanks for all the points, Playboy. That's what I'm talking about. But you're in great shape here. You got nine points. So let's put a few more on the board with another rain

title There movie called rain over me. No, you don't just ask me And I thought it was pretty clear about it spelled it are a I am I Know I can't think there might be a movie called anyway But there there is a movie called the other rain over me, but that's not what we're looking for. We're looking for... Rain Train? Is there, Rain Train?

Rain... Rain Trains and Automobiles. I got a smile out of the meditator. Jeff meditate. All right, well, Sean. It's not going to translate to tonight's attendance, so I don't give a fuck. Maybe you'll come up with something else, Sean, by the time we get back to you on the next round, because unfortunately, rain trained. Rain trained?

We're here to laugh. What are we doing? Laughing, all right? Rain trained. Yeah, you? Rain, rain, rain. Yeah, you're the real winner, Sean. Rain train. I don't think we can keep moving down the track. Someone's fucking raining out, dude.

All aboard. Close your mouths. You can't run this train, it's raining. But they did. Rain train. Did you ever see the movie Unstoppable? No. They stop it.

Spoiler. Must have been dry on those tracks. Unstoppable. Alright, where are we at, Jeff? This is your chance to cement your lead. You're only one point ahead of Gareth and three ahead of Sean. Wow, that's shocking. I imagine it's cemented already.

The number three movies up for grabs, number four movie, seven and eight and ten. All worth points. All right,. I'm gonna say black rain. Black rain? Yes. That's a specific kind of rain? Like it's, is that a real thing? It's like acid rain? It has Michael Douglas and Andy Garcia in it but I don't... I'm familiar with the movie. I'm asking you about the rain. Oh, no, I don't. I don't know if it's because I think it might be referring to something in the movie.

I don't know for sure. Yeah. Number four on the list. Seven more points for Jeff. I can put my calculator away, I think, but just for fun, Gareth. And just for fun it will be done. I'm having a real good time. I do believe that there might be a movie called Rain on Me. Get it all over me.

Is that real? Is it real that you're doing this? Whatever. That's what Sean tried to guess and I went through that whole spelling lesson. No, but I thought you said rain over me. Oh. Rain over me. I'm pretty sure it is a movie, but it's R-E-I-G.

It is. We did this. We did this dance. But he tweaked it. He said rain on me. Yeah. But it smelled like rain. Do you want to also try rain in me?

Not until you're married. Not for free. Rain in me. Yeah, it comes out like rain, the doctor says it's fine. Make it rain. Rain me in. Rain men.

Put some rain in me, boys. Imagine if that was the case, holy cow, that'd be weird. Drinking in the rain. Rally around the me, boys. Imagine if that was the case. Holy cow, that'd be weird. Drinking in the rain? Rally around the rain, fellas. Rain dance? What's your final guess? Well, it's not Rain on Me.

How about Rain on My Parade? I don't think that's a movie title. I don't either, but Rain on Me was wrong. It's a song title. Okay, look it up. How'd I do? Look it up on my piece of paper. He turned over his paper.

Back with things were simple. I don't see it on here. All right, well, there you go. I don't see it, I'm sorry. It's like I'm not gonna win. I'm sorry, Gareth. Oh, no. You did great, though.

Oh, you did great. Yeah. We all did great. I'm tellin', I think you sold a few more tickets for tonight. Well, it would be more than a few at the beginning. Sean, what's your last guess? Jeff has 19 points so you can't win. Well, that didn't help me think of anything.

Well, it might help. You know, less pressure. Do rainy day. Yeah, just guess. Like, you know, makeup, it's fun to make up a title. Rain, rain delay. It could be a movie. I like it. I think rain delay is an excellent title,

but unfortunately, no. That's what got rain trained. There's no rain delay. Well, you missed the rain train. You're gonna, you're gonna be. You got a rain delay, that's why you can't make your rain train. But's no rain delay. Well you missed the rain train. You're gonna You got a rain delay that's why you can't make your rain train. But it should have worked. Not in this world. Citizen rain. That's a good one. Citizen rain. Let me look. No. Let me check my paper.

Yeah, let me just make sure. All right, so congratulations. Jeff Tate's our winner. Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Tate, Jeff Big trouble. Rob trouble in Little China. Robin, come up and get your prize. Rob trouble in Little China. Tuanku, thanks for everything. Julie Bartholomew. Swing and a miss.

Here you go. Here you go. Hey, let me ask you a question. Jeff never needed a lifeline. What would you have said? I had nothing. Nothing, nothing. Jeff's instincts were good. He was smart. Jeff did the right thing.

He's like, I'm just going to guess on my own and win this thing. And would you like to hear the other titles? Yes. Yes, please. That are on the list. Coming in at number 10, a movie that's from 1969, sorry, the late James Kahn called The Rain People. Oh. Yeah, exactly.

I don't say that anymore. True. Problematic. And then we had Hard Rain, of course, which is another thing we try not to talk about. And then number eight was a motion picture called The Devil's Rain. Oh. With Ernest Borgnein and one of John Travolta's first movie roles. I think he like melts to death or something at the end. Yeah, it's crazy.

Just like how it'll go in real life. Yeah, and then number seven, you were so close, Sean. There's a movie, in fact there's been several, but on the list at number seven is a movie called Rain. That's all you'd have to say. All you have to do is just go, I don't know, rain? What's rain about? What kept people in their seats for an hour and a half when they watched rain?

It was from 1932 and it starred Joan Crawford. Right after the boys came back from the war. A movie about rain. Yes, something like that. Prohibition is over, rain. It could have just been 90 minutes about rain. Yes, I'm not. Prohibition is over. Rain. It could have just been 90 minutes of rain. It'd be like, wow. Look at all the drops moving while it's dry.

It's like what I tried. Yeah, it's like that. The first movie ever was called Train, I think. Train? Wow. It's just a train pulling out of a station. You believe it's raining, but I'm not wet. Look at that.

Wow. And then we, of course, had the art of racing in the rain, and black rain, and purple rain, all those rains. But number three, after Rain Man and Singing in the Rain, is a movie from 2021 that I have never heard of until today called Fear of Rain. What? Yeah. Oh!

Starring Catherine Heigl and Harry Connick Jr. Me think too. You know why you've never heard of it. I bet the agents had to do their job that day. No, it's gonna be a hit, Katherine. Connick is due, Katherine. Connick's gonna be at the table read. He will be there, I swear to God.

Yeah. He's ready to go. All you gotta do is show up and it's gonna be you and Connick in the room and make the magic. Don't worry. Well, Jeff, since you won today, you gotta do your plugs first. What would you like to promote? All right. January 9, 10, 11, I'm at the Comedy Castle in Detroit, Michigan, or it's outside. It's near there. And the next weekend, like January 17th, 18th, the Comedy Corner Underground

in Minneapolis, Minnesota. And I have a podcast called Saturday Afternoon Movie Club. It's all the movies that I love. Whatever I say about here, people go, what are you talking about? It's those movies. The first episode is out. It's on all the streamers. And it's called, it's about Gleaming the Cube.

Yeah. People are always fond of of like when you bring up gleaming the cube, people are into it. Yeah, it rules. I love those movies that would come on TV on like whatever local channel after the cartoons. That was my first, that's how I started watching movies was at noon to six where they were just filling time. There was a lot of Christian Slater in those. Yeah, oh it's great.

I like this. Follow us on Instagram. It's the Saturday Afternoon Movie Club is the handle. That's all my plugs, those are all my plugs. Don't try to type that little growl into Instagram. Nothing's gonna come up. When do new episodes come out? Fridays.

So you get to watch them on Friday. So you can do it on Saturday. We're getting you set up for the weekend. You're a fucking genius, dude. I've been saying it for years. People are finally catching on. Sean Jordan, what would you like to promote? I'll be at Good Nights Comedy Club in Raleigh, North Carolina November 22nd, 23rd.

And I'm doing a Christmas show here on this stage, December 22nd. Sean Jordan's Office Christmas Party. It's gonna be fun. We're gonna do like an Office Christmas Party theme, have comics act like they're shitty when they're not. It's gonna be dressed like Lumberg. It's gonna be fun. So December 22nd, right here. Might even have a water cooler up here.

So I'll see you there, huh? No. Gareth Reynolds, headlining tonight. I have two shows. I have two shows here tonight. And don't sleep on that Sunday show either. There's still some seating available. Is there a Sunday show?

Oh God. You can go to garethrentals.com for all my stand up and I'll be in Philly on the 28th and 29th and then I'll be at Caps Comedy Club in Cap City on New Year's Eve and listen to the dollop and we're here to help podcasts and follow me on all the bullshit. Cap City Comedy in Austin? Yeah. Okay. You didn't like what I said I said Caps. Yeah you called it Caps I've never heard anybody do that before. You don't like what I said. I said CAPS. Yeah, you called it CAPS. I've never heard anybody do that before. You don't go there enough. Everyone's calling it that.

Maybe you're just not as friendly with the club as I am. But you said it's CAPS in CAP City. Look. It's in Austin. Look, if you put in CAP and Austin, you'll find me there. It's true. You are going to find it. You'll figure it out. I'm glad the internet works that way.

Yeah, yeah. Just type in Cap. Put in Cap and Gareth and you'll either see me in a hat or... Don't even bother with Gareth. Just type in Cap and go see whatever comes up. Well, you'll get the top 10 and then figure it out from there. Put Cap. Number one on the list of movies with cap in the title.

Captain Phillips. Doug Plugs, I'm doing stand up in Sweet Home San Diego on the night before Thanksgiving. It's always a fun show at the American Comedy Company. And then Douglas Movies is coming for the first time ever to a comedy club called The Well in Bakersfield, California. It's a great club. November 30th and all of my dates and deets, you know where to go. Thank you again to Helium Comedy Club and everyone who came out this afternoon. Such a great crowd and so nice and I love coming back and doing this show here. It's been a few years and a few visits and I hope to keep coming.

And yeah, thanks everybody. Um, one more time for all of my guests, Jeff Tate, Sean Jordan, Gareth Reynolds. Get ready with that closing theme after I say, as always, a lovely month. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Heyes of gold is viewing prowess makes it foggy. There's no room in his heart for you cause Doug loves movies.