Doug Loves Movies - Sean Jordan, Jackie Kashian and Greg Wyshynski guest

Episode Date: December 13, 2021

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Doug hates candy wrappers screaming maybe sticky seeds with 50 azepop or kernels in his teeth there's still not one that he won't see cause Doug loves movies hey hey hey everybody my name is Doug and I love movies this is Doug Loves Movies coming to you with a hot lineup of three dangling champs. That's right. Three people who have bested others and therefore get to return to the show. Not that people that lose don't ever get to come back. They've all been losers at one time or another. Yeah, it's Sunday, december 12 2021 and my guests today are sean jordan jackie cation and greg

wischinski hello hello everybody um let's meet you all alphabetically and individually Julie. Poor shit. Winner from the Portland show last week. It's Sean playboy, Jordan. Hey, what a fun thing to be called. I appreciate it. Thank you. It was your idea.

Do you, um, do you feel like now that you have a child that you're less of a playboy or are you continuing on as a, uh, a father and a playboy or are you continuing on as a uh a father and a playboy yeah do you have time for both yeah you got it's a balancing act but you know equal equal parts right down main street and you're good to go i saw an amazing um skate park the other day and talk about it where it was the weirdest thing i was in taylor texas okay and it's a town that's just one street basically but for some reason they have a really

nice uh skate park and somebody told me that tony hawk even showed up at the dedication when they opened it see it's there's skate parks everywhere now it's amazing jackie i was gonna mention this earlier but like that's my that's my thing that i've been obsessed with my whole life skateboarding i love it i once broke my wrist try i was pretending that i was in the video game 360 so i didn't know how to skateboard well i mean you got to pretend you're in the video game 360 regardless of what's going on so i definitely understand sean i once had a nash nightmare 3 from kmart is that a good board it'd be worth money now i bet it'd be nice if you still had it i bet the time i bet it was a terrible board but if you had it now it'd be dope you should definitely mention it on your deathbed I'm just trying to bring it back to movies.

Also joining us. What was the name of that sled again? Just whisper it as you die. Nash. Also joining us, the winner from last Homes Alone episode, it's Jackie, the joke lady, Cation. Jackie, the joke lady, Cation. Jackie, the joke lady, Cation. There's a joke man, so why not a joke lady?

I refer to my mouth as a joke hole, which could be dirty, could not be dirty. But you gotta light it up with some lipstick if you're a lady, because otherwise no one can hear what you're saying. Oh, Jackie, it's so great to have you back.

I love the silence. I got scared. I was like, I can't say anything wrong. But it's great to talk to you again and how do you feel about defending your title against against the other two winners against these guys that are into sports

hockey and skateboarding if there's a Hoosier I just saw Field of Dreams on a Delta flight whoa I got a question about Field of Dreams are you ready for my Field of Dreams on a Delta flight. Whoa. So I got a question about Field of Dreams. Are you ready for my Field of Dreams question, Jackie? Let's hear it.

It doesn't. I know Ray Liotta plays a sweet character in it, but his laugh still is pure evil when he laughs in Field of Dreams. Yeah, I think that that's Dark Alley, right? Ray Liotta, there's never's never you're like that guy's not the father of three that guy's not a i don't know what that's with that guy uh he was just scary all the time to me so i thought he was a funny choice for uh field of dreams uh to just walk out of the corn smiling and laughing or whatever whatever the hell's going on there. He'd be fitting more children of the corn than the three of the trees.

Finally, finally, the winner of the 12 guests of Christmas 2021 New York City. We didn't do an LA one this year, so that's why Jackie and Sean are not participating.

But it's Greg hockey reference here Wyshynski. Greg Slapshot Wyshynski. There you go. Frozen Pepper Wyshynski. What about Five Hole? That's another hockey reference.

Can you ice skate backwards? Can you ice skate backwards? I can't ice skate for shit. I got into hockey because I grew up a fan in new jersey because of my dad but like it's it's one of the most awkward things about my gig is that like i meet all these canadians that were born with skates on which obviously was very uncomfortable um but uh but i don't i don't cut a bitch i don't really i don't really play like i

when i when i grew when i was growing up like i didn, I didn't have friends that ice skated, so I just ran around and played street hockey like I was in Clerks. So that was my hockey experience. Totally. Love it. Well, thank you for bringing it back to movies with the Clerks reference. And your nickname has been amended to Slapshot. Thank you. Fantastic. That's a dope nickname to Slapshot.

Fantastic. That's a dope nickname. Slapshot, Playboy, and Joke Lady. That's a dope movie. I'll come up with a better one for Jackie. I'm surprised. Has anybody ever said that to you before, Jackie? Because there's Jackie Martling, the joke man.

No. Nobody cares much about it anymore. I had a terrible nickname. It was an okay nickname in college, but it was bad when I started doing stand-up. I was like, you can't tell anyone you call me this. All my friends called me Hacky Jackie

because I played hacky sack so much. Which is something absolutely nobody envisions. It was a unrelated hacky. That's incredible. Yeah, hacky is, that's not fair. So, you know, since you're not a hack, you're not a hacky comic. So I'm going to call you Jackie Sacky. I don't know.

You just called me, my brother Ross calls me wacky. Oh, okay. Okay, wacky oh okay okay wacky jackie wacky wow it all falls apart right like something you say to somebody in the morning jackie wacky all right so uh we've got three great competitors but before we get to today's competition we gotta visit recommendation nation that's where i ask each of you to recommend one movie it doesn't have to be a holiday movie but we are in the holiday times so i feel like it's always nice when somebody has a good holiday movie to recommend but you know a lot of people don't even care about Christmas and whatnot.

They're fighting a war against it. So they don't even care if it's, you know, they just want they just want entertainment of any any kind. So, Sean, let's start with you. Please recommend one movie. I love Christmas. And last time I did not recommend a Christmas movie, I felt bad this whole time. So this holiday season go get yourself a big bowl of Scrooged

if you haven't seen it in a while watch it again it's perfect I love it to pieces it's not even problematic there's no trouble it's just Bill Murray's character is just straight up awful to everybody

yeah he's just a dickhead it's just it's just bill murray's character is just straight up awful to everybody yeah he's just a dickhead all the all the truth it's unilateral you know and it never i mean he doesn't use race words you know racist words but he is mean to like you know his assistants and different people that are of other races yeah but he's made his brother too and his like he files fires bobcat like he's mean he's the meanest bobcat who is arguably the most like him you know the most yeah another very very white dude so all right we're going scrooge for the uh for the dark comedy for it's perfect christmas time greatest buster poindexter performance of all time by the way greatest buster poindexter performance of all time, by the way. Greatest Buster Poindexter performance of all time.

I was worried somebody would bring that up, but, uh, I'm not a fan of, uh, Mr. David Johansson. That's I don't know who we're talking about. That's a Buster, the cab driver in the movie. Oh, that guy that I didn't know he was, I thought he was in that movie and that was it. That guy was famous? He was famous?

Yeah, he was in the New York Dolls, a punk band, I guess, from back in the 70s or something. Did the song Hot Hot Hot as well, Doug? Yes, that's another reason I dislike him because

it's a song that's unavoidable in any setting where they think it should something tropical should be going on the cab driver okay let me get this straight the cab driver from scrooge saying hot hot hot yes yes can't be serious it's a true story buddy that's shocking my day i had the best day. Now that I got that in my back pocket for whenever, that's sick. You're going to bore people to death with that song. I've never heard that song

so I don't think I've been anywhere tropical. You've been hot, hot, hot. You've heard it. You've definitely heard it. I've been to grocery stores. If you've been within 10 miles of a limbo, you've definitely heard it i've been to grocery stores if you've been within 10 miles of a limbo you've definitely heard that song well i mean i played a lot of cruise ships uh you know early on because like bud friedman had improv at sea so you could just go make like road money for just

going in a boat for a few days and um uh just every time they brought out the steel drum and the marimba and all that stuff it was just it was going to be hot hot hot and i have the same visceral reaction to the rose because i used to uh host karaoke oh yeah the rose it is uh what is it it's a it's a hunger that's that song is just so like everybody that just broke up probably comes in there and just wails that song say he loved it is a river it's a river i'm sorry oh yeah it's a river that flows so like you're probably gonna drown or you know get you're gonna cut yourself yeah that's what's gonna happen you it's a river of blood you're gonna grab a branch and just try to hang on but the river just keeps flowing what would you like to recommend jackie i would like to recommend uh it's it's not long enough

to be a movie so it's got to be the first and the second Disney plus prep and landing and the sequel prep and landing naughty versus nice on Disney plus. What do you reckon? It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. It's Christmas cartoon called prep and landing and landing on Disney plus and the sequel. And there's a short that goes with it,

but prep and landing on Disneyney plus is the greatest new christmas cartoon ever and it's not dark at all it's adorable the sequel is not called prep and landed no prep and landing is the name of the team that you can't you can't mess with the words that much and you know marketing today sean the titles could be much more clever if they weren't so afraid to like they still got to let people know this is prep and land this is what it is right this is super this is super san to eat this is prep and landing on disney plus prep and landing naughty versus nice on disney plus and then if you have time and you want to you could watch on disney plus toy story that. Sure, but my question, Jackie,

is if you watch all three of these things, do they add up to more than 75 minutes of entertainment? They do not. Oh, Lord. All right. I don't know anything about this. We'll see how this goes over with the listeners of Doug Lo's movies because, you know.

They like an hour and a half. Yeah. Well, an hour and a half yeah well an hour 15 minutes makes it makes a makes something a feature film so i was trying to you know i was trying to help stretch you know your suggestion into making people okay then also see the secret santa prep and landing secret santa oh my goodness there's so much prep and landing jackie i don't all stocky i don't know much I don't know much about this film, but I'm going to go ahead and hazard a guess about the plot. Are prep and landing two elves?

Yes, they are. Yes, they are. Thanks for playing. Thanks for playing. And it's adorable. And they're super funny. They're smartly written. And then to get it over the 75-minute mark,

you could add Toy Story uh about christmas presents yeah all right all right i like it um so yesterday i checked into a hotel and when i was walking through the lobby it's it smelled like gas and it looked like there was a maintenance guy running around like trying to do something about it and i thought well that's weird that the whole lobby smells like gas but but I just want to get into my room. Got into the room, didn't smell like gas, everything was cool. And then today, the lobby didn't smell like gas. I was like, oh, they've solved whatever the problem is. But as I'm sitting here speaking to you, there's suddenly this horrible, horrible bad egg smell in my room

that has just come out of nowhere. It's really bad. And it also kind of smells a little gassy. So now I'm again, worried yesterday when I was checking in, I was worried, is this hotel going to explode? Cause they have a gas leak. Now, now I'm in an insanely eggs, you know, bad egg smelling smelling room and it just keeps getting worse and worse can i uh can i make a venture as to where you're staying i have two guesses it's uh i don't really want to i don't want to maybe ryan can bleep it i don't really want to reveal well no it's it's gonna be they're both gonna be jokes so okay oh yeah yeah apologies for uh sometimes i i think you're being sincere i've always said these are sincerely

gonna be jokes uh it's either new eggsland or las vegas huh what are we doing it's a comedy is it is it possible that danny or it's towards tucson is it possible that danny ocean's crew is trying to prevent you from giving five diamonds to the hotel that you're staying in character actor david paymer who i never stopped feeling sorry for his character i get it like a critic of places it's not you know he kind of makes some enemies but the way they treat him through that whole movie uh i just can't i can't take it anything goes wrong anything goes wrong in a hotel like this egg smell i start going our date is this a plot against me but he he they rigged the slot machine for him to win at the end remember like that was

brad pitt in a like a tossed off gesture at the end that like it was just worked out great that they were near each other and he could do that for him uh let him win a lot of money but they put him through hell hang on i'm calling the front desk i'm calling the front desk oh yeah we're not gonna stop the podcast we're gonna keep going because it smells like farts up here hello hi um there's a really bad smell in my room uh that's developed in the last 15, 20 minutes. Would you have an idea what that's about? I wish we could hear him. I do, too.

No, I didn't order room service. Yesterday when I checked in, the whole lobby smelled like gas, and I was concerned. But then today it smelled fine. But now I'm in my room and there's like bad egg smell. It's really bad. I would think hopefully you could look into it and figure out what the problem is because we'd have to at least move rooms at the very least if this smell can't be taken care of.

Yeah, it kind of smells like that again, so that's why I'm concerned. I also have to go. I'm podcasting, so I'll talk to you later. I love telling people I'm podcasting as a reason to hang up. But anyway, so the guy says he's going to send maintenance up, so now I've got to... Off to your room? Yes. So I got to take a second to hide

some things. And there's a guy from the hotel who's coming up. Probably should put some pants on. What movie would you like to recommend? Greg Wyshynski. When you checked in, in did they say do you want the points or a paralyzing rotten egg smell did you did you have that choice when you checked

in or no out of curiosity all i know is that the guy that i just spoke to was the same guy who's here when i checked in yesterday and he started trying to explain the gas smell to me and i just you know i obviously don't have time to listen to it. But what was the question? No, I'm going to. He didn't give me any options now. He didn't give you any options. I'm going to recommend a movie that came out last year on Hulu

that was a brief sensation, but I'd like to run it back because I found it to be lovely, which is Happiest Season, the movie that Clee Duvall wrote and directed. The only problem with this flick, if you've not seen it, is that it was so since Kristen Stewart and Mackenzie Davis and Mackenzie Davis has taken Kristen Stewart, her girlfriend to meet her,

her family. It's a whole thing where she's still, I think she's closeted and it's a whole thing, but there's a whole thing in this movie where Kristen Stewart ends up having drinks with, with Aubrey Plaza, who's a townie from, from where Mackenzie Davis is from. And I will warn you that you will then want the entire movie to be about their relationship, Aubrey Plaza and Kristen Stewart,

rather than Kristen Stewart and Mackenzie Davis, but otherwise a delightful holiday romp, uh, happiest season was a, was a, was a fun flick. Um, yeah, I, I feel like, I think I agree with that assessment. I mean, it's a, it's an interesting movie because Aubrey Plaza has to play, not Aubrey Plaza, uh, Alison Brie has to play like, you know, kind of unlikable. Yeah. And, you know, I love Alison Brie. So like, you know, unless it's over the top, silly,

unlikable, it was a really, it was really a based in reality, unlikable kind of her part. She just had to sort of be the bad guy, you know, to a point, but anyway, that's that, you know, like you said, like anything, any quibbles you have with it, it's still like very, you know, what's the word? Progressive. You know, it's just, it's nice to see a Christmas movie that's more inclusive, even though the whole movie's about, let's lie about being together yeah

well yeah i'll tell you this i just heard you say quibble and that's got to be one of the more fun words to say huh that's what i did out of that yeah um i just watched uh well i should say i tried to watch and dozed off but i'll finish it at some point but But there's a Netflix movie called A Single All the Way, which is just sort of like two dudes who kind of go, a guy has to go home to visit his family. He brings his friend to be like, hey, everybody, you know, my life's not terrible. I have this great friend.

And then, of course, the whole family starts trying to make them, you know, force them to hook up and be a couple. Sure. But they nailed it with single all the way. I can't believe that was still out there as an option. Right. Right. I don't have a Christmas.

I remember watching happiest season and being upset. They didn't name it, uh, make the Yuletide gay. That was right there too. It feels like single all the way was written around that. Like somebody thought of that and they were just like, Oh shit.

They did a big fat rail. And then they wrote a movie based on the time yeah that's all it takes sometimes you know and then you look at you look at jingle all the way and that movie is just like it could have been called deck the halls or hey that's some nice holly you got there like it didn't jingle all the way meant nothing in terms of the story other than just Christmas. It's so good still. You might like the movie. I'm just saying that the title doesn't mean anything. What about The Last Holiday? Remember that one? That wasn't really her.

They used... I thought that that was a good use of a name. Nope. Which one's The Last Holiday? That's Queen Latifah. Oh, and Steve Martin? No, no. That's Queen Latifah. Oh, and Steve Martin? No, no. That's bringing down the house.

What a dipshit. This has gotten out of control. I'm getting lightheaded from the smell in this room. Stop farting. Can you open the window? I feel like maintenance is just going to come in and go, hey, man, change your diet. Change your diet.

Can you open the window at all? all no it's one of these goddamn hotels where they don't let you open the window because you know you might uh jump out of it right no i'm not that high up it's just uh you know they know they seal up the room sometimes you can open it like two feet but then then the curtains block it. I look for those whenever I can. And this hotel used to be one of those. And then they, one time I showed up and now, oh, now they seal up all the windows. And so now I have to go outside to, you know, for my, my house. The street, the street drug known as marijuana, I believe. Hey, settle down. It's not legal here. All right.

So we got to take a break. We got to go to commercial and we got some games to play and maintenance just arrived. So this is perfect. Let's go to a commercial and I'll talk to maintenance for a second and we'll be right back. We're back and the situation in my room is ongoing, but we've

got a podcast to do. So let's go ahead and play our first game. It's called Space Party. Woo! Sean, do you have a guess? Could you please guess what Space Party would be? Is it how far, like how much time passes

between the original movie and a sequel, maybe? Oh, that'd be an interesting angle for a a game but no uh anybody else got any ideas um a move what movies had parties in them that were also took place in space oh i think that'd be a very short list what about you greg is it is it like you're to give us the name of something, but there's a word missing, Doug? No, but I like that game, too. They play a fun game on the new supermarket sweep where Leslie Jones puts her own name into popular slogans. And you have to name what the product is. Can I just say that that's based on a game on the original

supermarket sweep, but the host of the show, instead of using his own name, would make this noise in places where the word was missing. That's not as much fun. No. That's definitely different. All right.

So I think we're going to No, that's definitely different. Um, all right. So, um, I think we're going to, I think we're, I think we're getting through this. I think we're working on that. Alicia's talking to the guy. She's got the info. Thank you. Okay. Thanks. Thank you. Hey, yeah. Thank you. All right. So, um, here's what the game is. This is like added extra, you know, suspense to telling you what space party is. Yeah.

This is delay, but space party is that I'm going to say a fun fact about office space or office Christmas party or neither. Those are your three options. When you answer, I will tell the first person a fun fact. You tell me if it's space party or neither. And yeah, first person to two points wins. I'm pretty familiar with both movies i'm excited

oh that's great great for you jackie do you know these movies i do not perfect greg uh huge office space fan liked three quarters of office christmas party maybe yeah it's got some fun parts so i going to give you these things and then everybody just guesses because I don't think anyone would know any of these offhand, but maybe you would. Maybe. All right.

So Sean gets to go first. If he misses it, it goes Jackie. If she misses it, it goes Greg. Sean. Yes. The movie is one hour and 37 minutes long. Is it Office Space, Office Christmas party or neither space? You're going space. That is incorrect. Damn it.

Sorry. That's all right, man. Please stick around. There's more, more. Jackie, which, which one of the two remaining choices do you think it is? It's a party. It's a Christmas party. That is incorrect as well. This question is so fucked up. Yeah, it's a messed up question.

Yeah, it's neither or neither, Doug, depending on your colloquialism. Yeah, I'll accept either or either. Look at you, so quick. Yeah, so the answer is neither neither, because it's not that neither of those movies is an hour and 37 minutes. One of them, Office Space, is shorter than that. It's only $1.29. And Office Christmas Party is longer than that, an hour and 45 minutes.

So Greg gets the first point. Sean gets to go first in this next one. So Sean and Jackie both have a chance here to get on the board before greg walks away with this okay uh space or party or neither sean jennifer aniston plays janet oh i just want to make sure i get to go first again i know the answer that's correct because greg just got the uh okay i got the answer so we come back around to you. Christmas Party. That is your answer. That's the one you say.

Jennifer Aniston plays Janet in Office Christmas Party. Yeah. Incorrect. Jackie. Are you serious? Yeah, yeah, because this one I actually know, because it was all about flair. Wasn't it about flair, or was that a different movie?

But I think she said Office Space. Office Space, she has to have Flair. Yeah, Office Space, yeah. Okay, that is also incorrect. Oh, God. Greg's really walking away with this thing. Well, because her name's not Janet in the movie, but I don't remember what it was.

But it certainly wasn't Janet. It's not Janet in Office Space. I knew that. I just assumed. Yeah, in Office Space. I knew that. I just assumed. In Office Space, she plays Joanna. In Office Christmas Party, she's Carol. Carol.

Carol. Christmas Carol. It's very clever. So Greg ran away with it. I'm sorry by getting the third guess each time you got the w playboy that's good but i'm excited about this game because it's clear that even people who've seen these movies don't know what happens in these movies i've seen them both a bunch like a lot i'm business. I'm in business because I got a few more and I'll,

I'll unload those on some other people some other time. But for now we're going to take a quick break and we'll be right back after I get an update on what's going on with my suit, the smelly room. It doesn't smell as bad anymore. I think you just needed a witness. Oh, I think I just gotten used to it. Maybe we're back and uh greg wischinski took down the first game but that means you know very little in the world all right in the

dlm universe because it just means that he gets to go first in our next game which is you know anybody's game because it's something i like to call weird algorithm. This is the game where even smart people fail because, I'm not saying anybody here isn't smart, but in terms of knowing trivia, you can really work this one out because you can take someone else's answer. You can share answers. The idea is just to pick somebody i'll name a movie and you name the person that you think imdb thinks uh thanks to their

weird algorithm is uh the most popular person in that movie i've written them all down so if you get the most pop if you name the most popular person you get three points second most popular two third most popular one everything below that is a wash and the one thing i'll say is you know it's called weird algorithm because it's a little unpredictable because it's just based on i checked it today you can rearrange any cast list in order of popularity according to imdb so just think about what's going on today with all the people in these movies that i'm going to name if you can't think of any from this movie just uh listen to what the other players say and just uh glom on to somebody's answer that's my strategy let's do this it could work or it could backfire because the person who's the most confident

could be the most wrong yeah Greg gets to go first but it's really only an advantage at the end because everybody gets one round to go first and if we need a tiebreaker then Greg will get to go first again

and you'll see what happens if we get to that oh we're back with an update i'm guessing he's going to bring air freshener in and just spray it into our vids yeah that's what's happening all right he's just spraying it everywhere i guess but uh it's weird okay thank you all right yeah all right so it's just uh the classic beautiful we got classic i love the classic closure the classic my dad after having bacon remedy just spray a

bunch of fucking lysol all over the place yeah great stuff i like it when people do it after cigarettes and you're like dog it just smells like a cigarette and whatever else now yeah i mean i don't know why they're always using febreze to cover stuff up when febreze smells terrible yeah the worst just mixes with he really came in he sprayed our he sprayed the bed that we've already slept in and they're gonna sleep in again he sprayed it with like air freshener stuff it's like the dumbest solution like instead of finding out what's going on with this egg smell just try to cover it up yes no that's weird for sure yeah it's strange anyway um okay so the first movie greg are you ready yeah sure first movie you got to tell me who's the most popular person in it as of today uh NFL Super Sunday.

So it's, you know, no football fans are on IMDb today, probably, unless there's like a commercial for Spider-Man. Is Spider-Man going to be in every commercial break? I want to have zero spoilers for the new Spider-Man, but it's impossible. It's everywhere, dude. They already wrecked

a few things for me. I won't wreck it for you, but stuff I didn't want to know. And I watch trailers. I know you don't. Well, did you guys know that Spider-Man is actually his last name? That's another one. That's the other one I didn't know. Spoiler alert. In the commercials.

It's stupid. Peter from Brooklyn named Spider-Man. Peter. Yeah. Parker. Spider-Man. He was thinking about being a dentist that'd be dope spiderman dds okay greg uh the movie i've even played this movie in this game before i think

and but the you know the algorithm just changes it up so much that i'm doing it again uh gone girl gone girl uh who do you think is the most popular person today i will take uh benafleck off the board who's getting clicks ben afleck you say uh yeah he's uh you know back in the back in the j-lo situation he's still benny from the cock all right what do you think sean i'll say neil patrick harris he's he's pretty popular just in general all the time so i think that's a fantastic choice. He, uh, his scene where he gets, you know, sorry if anybody hasn't seen gone, but when he gets murdered, it's amazing. That's a fantastic scene. He just kind of kills it in the whole movie. He's got a real fun, weird little role. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Great in general. All right. So we got Ben Affleck and neil patrick harris who who else uh

who do you think jackie you could either you know share one of those with those guys i gotta share i gotta share gotta go with ben affleck you're going just because of the jlo thing yeah all right algorithm wise it makes sense okay well i'm going to start in the reveal at number five because that is one of the names that you said unfortunately sean neil patrick harris came in came in at number five it's it's a crime i thought i thought you grabbed that because he's in the new matrix movie so i thought maybe that'd be like algorithm algorithm that guy up well i mean that's why i did get him to number five you know like in this particular list tyler perry is number 12 oh wow yeah yeah yeah it's wild number four is a buddy of mine who has been

on douglas movies a few times great character actor named scoot mcnary is he the guy from um uh narcos um i don't watch narcos, but he was in Halt and Catch Fire. Batman v. Superman. He's the guy in the wheelchair that's Superman. Yeah, he's the guy that is

what's the, goddammit, I can't remember her name, but her ex-lover that meets with B-Lo when he's trying to get the dirt on like how she would have sabotaged him. That guy, they meet. That sounds right. He's fantastic. I think he's like a number four right now because he's, uh, he's in this new movie. Come on, come on with, uh, Joaquin Phoenix.

He was in true detective too. Right. The last season. Anyway. Yeah. That wouldn't, that wouldn't affect his rating today. I don't think. All right. so coming in coming in number three is the often chosen by two out of the three guests ben affleck so you're on the board jackie with one point yeah with greg but number two yeah great actress plays ben affleck's sister, Carrie Coon. Algorithm put her ahead. Okay. Yeah, because she is the mom in Ghostbusters Afterlife.

Ghostbusters Afterlife. Oh, I didn't know that. I didn't either until today. I mean, I think I'd heard it, but I forgot it. I got to see that movie. I haven't seen it yet. Yeah, I want to see it too. But who's number one?

Number one is Gone Girl, Rosamamund pike rosamund pike yeah she's number one because she's in this new show the wheel of time on amazon oh all right that's interminable that is an interminable book series so you're not confident it's a good tv show yeah Yeah, no. So I can't. I will be watching the TV show. Every book is like 40 minutes, but it's 700 pages. And the last three were written by Brandon Sanderson. I hear they're better, but I can't. Anyway, this isn't Doug Hobbs' books. What happens to people?

Jackie, what if your closest allies and friends and confidants, what if they all tell you, oh, you got to watch, like are you somebody that will get turned around by that and watch it? Everybody keeps telling you to watch it. Cause people keep telling me to watch a yellow jackets and I haven't started that yet. I do not. I, I love people. And they have to love me for not watching the TV. I watch.

I love it. Cause I can't do it. I can't do it. Stand your ground. Yeah. Well, you read some of the book. I tried to read the first book, my brother and my niece both turned me on to it. And I was like, I can't I can't face it.

Hmm. All right. Well, we've got a real hot one here with Jackie and Greg, both with one point and Sean close behind. I haven't got a question right yet. I mean, you know, it's just like hockey. You know, you're not

that far behind. You just have to double your score from zero to one. I don't even know if doubling it is the right thing to do. Doubling is not, you can't double zero. That's not math, yeah. Robert Parrish, you can double zero. Oh, damn right. That's a basketball reference.

I know that's. The next film and Jackie, you get to, I'm sorry, Sean gets to go first on this. Oh, thank God. You can still, you can still change your answer until I, until everybody's locked in. So don't, don't feel you have to commit to anything uh the film uh i was just uh talking to somebody i'm very excited that they're making knives out too but this is of course the original just knives out oh man that's another one with an amazing cast that is always up to stuff. What's who do you think is number one right now? Sean Jordan.

I don't know. That's tough. I don't know what everybody has going on. Right. Right. That is the problem. Well, it's like, I don't know. Because it's hard to guess the algorithm.

Yeah. It's like. Well, just to not sit and stutter a bunch i'll say chris evans because marvel's always popular i don't know so i'll say chris evans just to not trip through a bunch of words fair enough jackie uh because of the new James Bond, I guess Daniel Craig. Okay. Boy, that makes a lot more sense than Chris Evans. That's valid.

You can switch it, Sean, if you want. Let's see what Greg wants to do first. I don't do that. Some people play with integrity. I don't know what that's about. I'm Answer Buddies with Jackie again. Nick Manz, Bond movie came out. It has to be Mr. Benoit Blanc himself

uh I was I was torn between that and Craig yeah Dan oh you know there's a kid from Stranger Things in there that might be yeah I can't remember his name

he's the kid right, the Nazi kid or the young Republican, not Nazi but That might be. Yeah, I can't remember. I can't remember his name, though. He's the kid, right? The Nazi kid. Or the young Republican, not Nazis. Close enough. Yeah, well. Garfunkel and Oates. Garfunkel and Oates was in there. Yeah.

Yeah. Garfunkel. And then Jamie Lee Curtis, right? Don Johnson. Tony Collette. Don Johnson. Lakeith. Yeah, there's tons of people. Christopher Plummer. Jamie Lee Curtis, right? Don Johnson as well, right? Tony Collette, Don Johnson, LaKeith Stamfield, Christopher Plummer.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is a voice at one point. I can't remember his name. Michael Shannon is in it. How about a little piece named Anna DeArmas? She's in it as well. I'm not going to change my answer, but what's that kid's name that I'm trying to think? Do you know who I'm talking about? I don't know. He's not, he's not in the top 11 people in the movie. I'll stick with Chris Evans. I didn't jot it. I didn't jot it down.

Okay. So, so Sean wants to stick with Chris Evans and Jackie and Greg are both going Daniel Crank. Yep. All right. Everybody's locked in. Yeah. Our friend, Ricky Lindholm came in all the way at number 11. Yeah. I'll jump up a little bit here just to, just for interest sake.

Number six was Jamie Lee Curtis. I assume because of Halloween kills. Number five is Michael Shannon. I assume because he was on a, just on a series on uh one of the streamers you know the one about the nicole kidman joint yeah yeah and then uh i i mentioned joseph joseph gordon levin it's just his voice at one point and i was out he uh came in number four and then number three sean you're on the boards one seven yeah boy yeah number four. And then number three, Sean, you're on the board. One point for Chris Evans.

Yeah, boy. Yeah. Number four. That one point's not going to do you much good, though, because number two. I don't think it is. And two points each for Jackie and Greg is Daniel Craig. Woo! Yeah. And of course, you cannot escape her image right now.

Number one is Anna de Armas, because she's the bond girl who we everybody wants oh shit that's right that's right again you know going back going back to my my uh happiest season example another movie that gave us a better movie within the movie we were watching like who didn't want to watch daniel craig andarmus in their own movie? Like when you're watching No Time to Die. Interesting. Yeah. Well, you have to think about that for a couple hours after this, but yeah. You pondered that.

But in the meantime, I'm going to move on to round three. It's still anybody's game. Jackie has three, Greg has three and Sean has one but anybody can pick up three points if they can tell me who is the most popular, Jackie gets to go first, most popular

I'll even tell you who's in it Jackie because I know you don't know because it's Office Christmas Party. Oh, wow. The aforementioned Office Christmas Party has lots of people in it. It's got at least four or five people that have been on Doug Loves Movies, which I'm quite proud of. And that makes that movie enjoyable for me just for that reason.

Like Sam Richardson's in it. quite proud of. And that makes that movie enjoyable for me just for that reason. Like Sam Richardson's in it. And, but non Douglas movies, guests that might rank higher are like Jason Bateman, Kate McKinnon, the aforementioned Jennifer Aniston, you know,

you know, you know, Oh, I got to go Jennifer Aniston just because she's in that series where she's all mad. I love that. I'm full of rage. I'm full of rage. The morning show.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay. So you're going Jen Aniston. Jen Aniston. Greg, what do you think? It was literally the morning show by the finale. Spoiler.

Yeah. Bam. It was. You you know there's a part when did you do this search today or like yesterday today today that really complicates thing that complicates things look at you yeah playing a how i'm trying to figure out here greg i'm trying to figure out how fast the algorithm goes yeah i, I haven't figured that out myself, but I mean, it seems pretty speedy. Fuck. All right. You know what?

I'll make things interesting. I'll go Kate McKinnon. Yeah, I will sway Kate McKinnon. Because I mean, she just came back to the most recent SNL with Billie Eilish. She's doing Tiger King, the movie. She's on those just horrible phone ads.

Let's all roll the dice and say Kate McKinnon. Who else do you remember being in Office Christmas Party, Greg? Just out of curiosity. I remember Bateman. And is Cecily Strong in Office Christmas Party too or am I wrong on that one? I don't think so

what's her name I can't think of her oh Kristen Wiig Vanessa Bayer Vanessa Bayer maybe it just feels like the movie Kristen Wiig should have been in oh sure

it's got lots of people in it. Maybe it just feels like the movie Kristen Wiig should have been in. Oh, sure. It's got lots of people in it, you know, like Olivia Munn is in there. Jamie Chung. I had lunch once with Olivia Munn. Fortune Feimster is in it. Oh, cool. Yeah, she's so funny.

She's like, plays like an Uber driver, a cab driver that Jennifer Aniston's in the back of the cab. And she finds out her name is Carol. And I told Fortune this because I don't think she even did it on purpose. But they have a bunch of outtakes from her in the end. And she just calls her by the name Carol so much. It's just so funny. Just the way she's just like, hey, Carol, Carol.

It's so funny. Anyway, so let's all lock everybody in. So Greg, you're sticking with who? I'll go with Kate McKinnon just to see. Oh yeah, that's what you said, Kate McKinnon. And then Jackie went with Aniston.

But you know what? I'll change it to Bateman. Oh sure. Yeah, what the heck. I don't even know if he's in anything right now jason bateman's career is not one of interest to me no no offense mr bateman you don't watch ozark he's in ozark on oh that's great though it's so good it's good yeah um and sean i'll say olivia munn the high profile pregnancy and she's just been in the media for you know for good or bad i think a lot yeah exactly no it's been it's been uh every day of the week has been monday lately

you're gonna do time of the pun attention. All right. Well, this is a, the results are always interesting because especially when people change their answers, uh, because, uh, here's where we're at. Unfortunately, uh, Jason Bateman came in number five. Oh, and, uh uh number four though was uh was uh uh kate mckinnon rats yeah yeah i'm out of the reckoning yeah well then uh this is where it gets really interesting is because number three was Jennifer Aniston. So you essentially

moved off of Aniston and you could have won. You could have won the whole thing right there if you didn't move off of Aniston. But then our buddy Sean Jordan decided to go with Olivia Munn

and she came in at number two. So we're tied? It's a three- we're tied it's a three-way tie we have a three-way tie oh that really shit and number one i mentioned her to try i do nobody would take the bait but i mentioned her jamie chung uh she was in um because she's in fucking um dexter dexter right now dexter new blood I knew that too. I just watched the episode last night. You did hint at that. Yeah, and she was also in that, what was the name of that?

Lovecraft County. She was in that too. She was on The Real World. You guys remember that? She was on The Real World San Diego. San Diego, my sweet home San Diego. So I love that season because they were running around downtown San Diego. And she did it. She made it. It's crazy. She was in the Hangover did it. She made it. It's crazy.

Like she was in the hangover movies, a couple of them. It's awesome. No, she's cool. She's all, she's almost been on Douglas movies. It hasn't happened yet, but we've been, we've been close to making it happen. All right. So now we got to go to the tiebreaker and unfortunately for everyone, Greg gets to go first and no one can share answers or change answers in this tie-breaking round. Oh, we all have to pick

different people. You have to pick different people. So Greg gets first dibs on who he thinks might be on top in the cast of Martin Scorsese's The Irishman. Oh. Oh. Yeah.

Man, I don't... I mean, there's like three people that I know in The Irishman, I think. Well, there's like more than that, but I'm trying to think like who'd be culturally relevant. I mean, I got to go. I got to go. I got to go Al Pacino, I think, right? I don't know what you got to do. Right.

It's your life. Is that your answer? Yeah, do it. As long as he's in the Irishman, because my memory fades on that movie each day. I forgot about that movie while I was watching it. Yeah. So is he even Irish? Those guys aren't Irish, are they?

No. He plays Jimmy Hoffa. The guys involved with Hoffa disappearing are supposedly Irish, I guess. I'll go Pacino on that one. All right. Sean Jordan. I'll go Pacino on that one. All right. Sean Jordan.

I'll say old Bobby Stacks, Bobby De Niro. Oh, God. I mean, Robert Stacks, by the way, I blew it. But yeah, Robert De Niro. I don't know. I'm forgetting a lot of the people in the movie, I think. Yeah, it's a tough one. What if none of us get a point? Is it just

who's farthest up? For sure. Yeah, it's just whoever lands the highest. Gotcha. If the other two players don't mind, I can give Jackie some names since you guys are locked in on Pacino and De Niro. Nothing to change that, right? I'll take a hint if you're willing.

Or at least names that I can pick from. I'll tell you people that are in this that you've heard of. Sebastian Maniscalco. Oh! Sebastian Maniscalco. Very Irish. Ray Romano. Ray Romano.

Also known for his Irishness. Oh, so very Irish. Harvey Keitel. As Irish as it gets. Seriously. Little Steven Van Zandt. He was a leprechaun for

Halloween this year. Bobby Cannavale. Joe Pesci, the most Irish actor in the universe. Joe Pesci. Most. Yeah. Wow. And we also have Jack Houston, son of

you know, Angelica Houston. And we have. I'd love to be some. Oh, go ahead. I got it. I got to finish, Jack. Okay. Yeah, please do.

And Jesse Plemons is in it, who's a great actor who started out in Friday Night Lights. And now he's married to or. Yeah. Yeah. And they work together and anyway so jackie like out of all those people who are you feeling um uh yeah i'd love to vote for manic manicotti because he's a comic but uh oh ray romano isn't a comic yeah he's a comic evens not a little steven i think i saw a giant picture of little steven uh in the florida casino i played last wednesday night and uh and i took a picture and i was like is this axel rose uh because he has a he was wearing his hat, bandana as a hat. Bandana hat, yeah. Yeah, so, you know, just because I got to, I don't care.

But he's the only one I care about. It's important to you. It is cold. It's important to not care. It is cold. Well, it helps you not overthink it. That's what you're saying, right? It's not that you're completely apathetic.

No, no, I'm not apathetic. You just want to have to overthink it. I love the game. The game. I mean, I'm in the game. So I got to pick, and I'm going Pathetic. I love the game. I'm in the game. So I got to pick and I'm going Pesci, Joe Pesci. The most Italian guy ever.

We picked the three hitters. You really dodged a bullet there, Jackie, because Sebastian Maniscalco came in at number 15. Oh, gosh. Okay. Yeah, and then Ray Romano and Harvey Keitel and Steve Van Zandt and Bobby Cannavale. Number seven, unfortunately, is Joe Pesci.

Oh, still out of the rankings. Still out of the rankings. I need to get the home alone. As long as you and De Niro rank higher than number seven, you'll be eliminated, Jackie. That'll happen. Number four is Bobby De Niro. Oh, man. Yeah.

Number three is Al Pacino. And that is enough to make Greg the winner. Wow. And number two, I tried to spoon feed these to Jackie. Jack Houston was number two because he's currently in the house of gucci and jesse plemmons was number one because he's co-starring with kirsten dunst in uh the power of the dog i almost went with him because he was the only one who was irishy sounding yeah right no he looks irish into the irishman better than any of these fuckers and uh and he's and he's

supposed to be great in power of the dog and kristin dunst is like uh they're talking oscar for her in this movie and they're also saying that jane campion who's a director for a long time uh might win the uh they're saying she's the favorite at this point to win best director in the next oscars so i'm looking forward to seeing this movie i hear i hear it's like kind of a slow Western, which is not really two words. I want to hear, but I'm still going to, you know, give it a go because I really do like those actors and that director. All right. So congratulations to Greg Wyshynski since you,

since you won, you get to do your plugs first. What would you like to promote? Well, you can read my stuff on ESPN on the NHL page. So do check that out. If you want to listen to me, go to the Puck Soup Patreon, where I'm doing a bunch of different podcasts, including Misen Pod, which is our food TV podcast and, and other stuff.

So patreon.com slash Puck soup for all my audio things awesome we'll try to get you back as a returning uh dangling champion uh sometime soon thank you so much appreciate you also sean jordan what do you got coming up buddy what do you got coming up, buddy? What do you got to promote? Well, I do a podcast every week with David Borey and Ian Carmel called All Fantasy Everything. It's a blast. We fantasy draft things that really don't have anything to do with sports. Nobody that listens to this show has heard of that or cares. I've heard about it.

I've wanted to be on it. Wait, why hasn't Jackie been on it? I don't know. I have nothing to do with it. No, you're right. I'll ping Carmel. It'll be fine. Yeah. Sean, you sound like me now. When that guy came in here and there was that smell,

I was like, I had nothing to do with it. Definitely not my shit. The Crocodile in Seattle, January 6th. Last time I was in Seattle, zero people showed up to the show. Absolute zero. So let's try to... Absolute zero.

Not even one of those three people. Yeah, we'll turn that around. You'll get four people that listen to this. That's all I need, baby. Yeah. Thank you for being here, buddy. Or wherever you are. tackycation promote yourself promote yourself well i'm i'm going to milwaukee i'm doing the laughing tap on the 17th and 18th

and i'm doing the bell house in new york city on the 16th of january yeah and i have a new special and a new album by the same name called staycation get it uh but it's my last name k-a-s-h-i-a-n i didn't get it so they're all doing good but listen to it and hang out and everything's at jackiecation.com so thanks it's hard to keep up with wacky jackie exactly always with always with her hacky sacky exactly tuesday night douglas movies returns to the improv in orlando florida and then we're back at the improv in miami on saturday december 18th douglasmovies.com for all my dates and deeds and links thank you once again to greg wischinski jackie cation and sean jordan cue up that theme song ryan as always hockey no i only like baseball

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