Doug Loves Movies - Sean Jordan, Monica Nevi and Geoff Tate guest

Episode Date: June 30, 2025

Live from the Tacoma Comedy Club in Tacoma, Doug welcomes Sean Jordan, Monica Nevi and Geoff Tate to the show.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers screening baby sticky seeds With 50 as it pops or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Applause Hey, hey, hey everybody. My name is Doug and I love movies. This is Love, Love, Movies.

Oh, it's perfection. Coming to you once again from the Tacoma Comedy Club in Tacoma, Washington. So good to be back. I appreciate everybody coming out on it's a beautiful day out there here in Tacoma. And I gotta say this. It's Saturday afternoon, June 28th, 2025, and without further delay, it's time for Doug Plugs. Doug Plugs! Doug Plugs! Yup, everybody here is dying to know where I'll be next. Tuesday night, July 1st, Bettson Movie Interruption is back at Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles.

Bring a movie, we might watch it. And on Wednesday, July 23rd, it's the Comic-Con edition of Doug Loves Movies at the American Comedy Company in sweet home San Diego. All of my dates and deets and links can be found at douglovesmovies.com. BestDougLovesMovies.com! Yeah! Come on! Quiet! Shh! Take a listen!

Oh my god, that's beautiful. Here's the prize bag today. It's a beautiful, limited edition Doug Loves Movies tote bag, and it is the best aspect of the prize bag, so don't get too excited. We've got a pipe from my friends at Peacemaker, nice little rubber disposable pipe, some Doug Benson and Douglas movies pins and some glasses I got in a screening of a movie called I Really Love My Husband. Just silly sunglasses with eyeballs on them and I told you it's not a good it's not a great

prize bank and a fortune cookie they're like didn't get crushed so that's you know got through TSA and whatnot didn't get ruined so somebody's walking out of here with all of that goodness today and to order to make that happen, I need to have three guests come out here and compete. Are you ready to meet today's guests? Jeff Tate. Jeff Tate. Jeff Tate. Jeff Tate. Jeff Tate. Jeff Tate. Jeff Tate. Jeff Tate. Jeff Tate. Jeff Tate.

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Jeff Tate. Jeff Tate. Jeff Tate. Jeff Tate. Jeff Tate. Jeff Tate. Jeff Tate. Jeff T more. That Tate has, but it was funny, Monica, how you started the Jeff Tate chant. So you can't really... Well, I've only ever lost this game, and it's usually to Jeff. I want to make him feel nervous. I'm gonna kick your fucking ass, dude. fucking ask. Let's meet everybody individually, individually and

alphabetically by first name like I do. You already chanted his last name. It's Jeff Tate everybody. Hello. What's, Tacoma? How you doing? Good? Excellent. I have no follow-up questions for you. I didn't hear an original question. What's his name? The first question was Jeff Tate.

Now that's it. I got no more questions. All right. It's confirmed. That is definitely you. How can you tell? He is definitely here. You can see both of her specials on YouTube so do that when you get a chance. It's Monica Nevy everybody. Maybe it's a longer, nevi, nevi, nevi, nevi, nevi, nevi.

It sounds pretty good. That's pretty good. Yeah, I take it back, it is chantable. Thank you. It's a good, if you name it two or three more syllables, maybe not so much. No. If your name was like Neviopolis. Or.

That would work. Is that it? Nevi. I'm not supposed to know that. Nevi-stein, what? Neviopolis. Or. That would work. Sure. Nevi. You're not supposed to know that. Nevi-stein, what? Nevi-stein. That was our original name. You're not supposed to know that.

Nevi ending story. Yep. Yeah. Well, I'm not even gonna introduce him after he said that. I'm just gonna move on to the, it's Sean Jordan everybody! Yeah! Yeah! Tate, tate, tate, t, tape, tape, tape, tape, tape. It's fun, it's fun.

It's a good time. I'll never tire of it. Me either. No follow up questions for me as well. Let me see, let me see. Is there anything else I wanted to ask you? Nope. I just feel like the audience knows all three of you. You've all been on the show a bunch,

and I'm just excited to get into it. What a fun feeling. So am I. Holy cow, this is dope. Yeah. It rules. Sometimes things are just dope and not funny, and this is one of those things.

They still laughed. That was good. Yeah, it was a really good time. Just dope. but not funny and this is well that was one of those things they still laughed that was good yeah just dope I'm done I'll get into a more in a little while but yeah I'm done for now okay that's good because before we play some games today which is what we do on this show, I sit by myself high out of my mind and write down a bunch of games on a piece of paper and hopefully it's accurate. We don't have, you know how on game shows they can always, the host can always like

turn and look to somebody to make sure that things are correct? I don't have that and the Corrections Department for Douglas Movies isn't open on weekends. So if anything's wrong today, we'll try to clear it up on a future episode or on my Douglas Movies account on ex-formerly Twitter formerly not a thing. It was nothing before Twitter. Right, it goes ex Twitter bathroom stall. Well, like that's, that's where it started. That's where you could find the information. Somebody saw shit written on the inside of a bathroom.

So I was like, we, we needed to get this online. That's you just wrote at Sigourney Weaver bathroom stall. Like this is specifically for her. Ask Sigourney Weaver bathroom stall As a word to get a hold of her man was aliens fun to make I'll take my answer off air If she ever comes in here she's gonna know that Jeff thinks alien I'm the best writer that could be ever. Hey, Sigourney. Was he least fun to make? That's what you thought was important to ask. Sorry. See, this is why I had no questions for any of you, because the time gets filled anyway. All I gotta do is just wind you up and watch you go. So before we play the games today though, I would like to ask each one of you to recommend

one movie. We'll start with Jeff. All right, this is damn, I thought I was expecting a what'd you watch last. I'm gonna recommend a movie called Dead Bang. Wait a second, what did you watch last? A movie called Riff Raff. Riff Raff is pretty new. Riff Raff?

Riff Raff, yeah. You just watched it? Yeah, a couple days ago, like maybe two days ago. It's got that guy that's like the, he's kind of like Seth Rogen. I know that. What? Do you mean, Pete Davidson's in it? Friend of the show Pete Davidson? Oh that movie okay I was thinking of another movie where people draw guns on each other a lot because that's what happens in it right

it's like yeah the poster is all people holding guns. It's an A24 action movie so it is not satisfying, but it's still kind of fun. Is it grimy? Nah, it's just kind of up its own ass. You know, that's what A stands for. Up its own ass 24. I did not know it was 24 hours a day. The up its own is in parentheses.

All right, sorry I asked. All right, what's your... But Jeff, I've been asking people to recommend a movie the last like 30 times you were on. I know, I know, I'm an idiot. You somehow went back to when I used to ask people what the last movie they saw was. But that turns out to be a tough question for a lot of people. I biffed it. I want to say Dead Bang.

It's a movie from 1988. It stars John Johnson and it's one of the earliest mainstream movies where white supremacists are the bad guys. And boy do they get it. Plus Shaggy Don Johnson. What's better than Shaggy Don Johnson? That boy is a snack. Well, in sad news, his show, Doctor Odyssey, got canceled. Yeah, don't watch that. Nobody's sad about that.

He reacted at all. He's still a snack. He's the captain of the Doctor Odyssey ship. Him and Joshua Jackson, and... Oh, man. Him and Joshua Jackson, right? Yeah, yeah. Oh, boy, that's a full meal. That's why the show got shut down. Too much snacking.

Yeah. Our cootery board. Can't be out to sea with those two hunks. You kidding me? Right. Sometimes the show just gets title wrong and it doesn't work. That show would have worked if it was called Fuck Boat. Everybody would watch it, it'd be the biggest hit of the season.

Where can people see Dead Bang? I don't know. I own it. It might not even be a movie. If you want, we could hang out on the sidewalk after this, and I'll put it on my phone. We could watch some of it. Hey, what are you guys doing on the side?

We're just watching Dead Bang, officer. Why don't you calm down and you fuck this shit. Me and Sean are from Portland, so it's something that happens more in Portland where weirdos just stand on the sidewalk, go, oh, it's Dead Bang. To come and they might be like, let's go, disperse. But in Portland, they're like, thanks for not shittin'.

It's not that bad. It's not bad. All right, moving on. Monica? Yep. Could you please recommend a movie? Yeah. Dead Bang Off the Table. Dead Bang 2. Disintegrating Bang. Okay, you said Don Johnson, that reminds me of Dakota Johnson and she has a new film, which I haven't seen, so don't watch that one, but there's a movie called Am I Okay? With her, it's a gay one. I think take notar. Oh producer directed it with her wife I'm a gay if you couldn't tell by my outfit

And it's actually pretty good. She sits around kind of being like I'm thinking about being yeah I think maybe I'm good and she tries it with a nice black lady. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I saw that movie. It's pretty good I liked it. It's the thumbnail of her like snot crying right like that's where it says I'm okay in at the thumbnail of the yeah, yeah, it never I's the thumbnail of her like snot crying, right? Like that's where it says I'm okay and the thumbnail of the video. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm never like, totally, let's watch that. Let's get in a good mood watching that. But it's a good watch.

Yes, I'm saying you should. And I don't think you look at that and go, oh, she's probably figuring out she's gay. No, I was wondering the whole thing. Well, that's it just looks like. Maybe. It just looks like such a hard watch. There's a lot of crying when you figure out you're gay. Yeah, it's not called, is it OK to be gay? Yeah, no, it just says, am I OK?

It's just, am I OK? Because she's going through a lot. But big, you know, big Tig and Stephanie fan, because we're lesbians too. I don't know if that's how you roll. So I was like, well, I'll watch. And it's actually, it's very good. So I do recommend it.

OK, tight. Happy Pride, everybody. Yeah. Yeah. It's very good. So I do recommend it. Okay, Ty? Happy Pride, everybody. Yeah, that's available on streaming somewhere. There's another movie that she was in that came out at the same time and I didn't watch it because, I mean, listen to this and tell me if you'd want to watch it. It's called Daddy-O. And it's...

You can probably stop there. I'm still in. Honestly, I'm still on board. Yeah, but you said dead bang. That's not... As far as I could tell, Danio is Sean Penn and Dakota Johnson

in a taxicab on a long drive. I'm not out yet. I'm still... That sounds alright. Well, check it out. Let me know do shenanigans in two I don't know I didn't watch oh I was turned off by the name and the premise. Did you hear what I just said? Obviously I wasn't listening. Are you okay? Is Sean okay? I'm alright. Yeah, okay. what would you like to recommend, Sean?

Bloodsport, I just watched it the other day. Holy cow, holy cow does it hold up. It's on Amazon right now, if you want. They all are, by the way. They're like, I watched Bloodsport, and they're like, you may also like Lionheart, Double Impact, Hard Target. I'm like, I do, I like all those.

It's gonna be a long day, I think. The difference between your guys' choices and mine is ridiculous. I know. Mine was also about figuring out that you're gay, honestly. Yeah. That's sort of a blood sport. It would be wild if MIOK was the most violent of the three movies.

I am not. I've been injured. I, OK, or the notebook, because I just, so the notebook was on, the notebook was on the notebook was on the e-channel the other day and There there's like 20 minutes of scenes that I've never seen from the notebook, and I love the notebook Sorry, I'm complaining so much, but it's it's an amazing movie, but there's like a director's cut of the notebook Did you know this I did it? There's a never experienced the original cut from beginning to end. Come on, don't be like that. You've never seen The Notebook?

I've seen, you know, I've landed on it a bunch of times and, you know, it seems like... You gotta take off on it, baby. It seems like, no. It's so good. I've never seen a second of the... I have notebooks. Why would I watch the movie? Oh, what a funny joke by the professional comedian. You've never seen the notebook? Monica, you've seen the notebook. I can tell you this, when I get Alzheimer's-

It's a high five that I was gay. Just kidding. When I get Alzheimer's, the notebook's gonna be the first thing I forget. Ha ha ha ha. Boy, I'm about to just walk, I'm about to walk back to Portland. Anyway, for anyone out there with actual taste,

there's a director's cut of the notebook that I didn't know existed. They take the end scene out, like they don't die together. Sorry to wreck it for you two fucking assholes up here, but anyway, so also watch the notebook. Wait, who doesn't die together? The two gay cowboys? The old people.

In the original notebook, they lie in the hospital, bed and die together. It's like James Garner and Jenna Rollins. You said what? So now I have to be the one, I haven't seen this version of the notebook. I have no idea who the people are. Oh, I was thinking of the paper. Yeah, Jenna Rollins is the old lady in the notebook who dies, and her son directed it.

You should look into this movie that you love so much Yeah, John Cassavetes the great director when did people stop having the same last name? All right, it's a goddamn family Anyway, watch both notebooks. There you go and bloodsport if you have time. If you got a whole day to kill do it all It's really a marathon. Let's pour it in the middle. Wait, but I have a follow-up question about Bloodsport. Don't say it like that. Is it one word or two? One. OK, and I have another question.

It's a Jean-Claude Van Damme. It sure is. And was it his first one or pretty early? It was like his third. I think Black Eagle was the first one. And then I think maybe Bloodsport and then Cyborg and then Kickboxer Okay. Yeah, see that's what I'm that's what I'm discovering is it I think and then you just name all of his filmography Surprised myself right there

It took me a minute to start watching Jean-Claude Van Damme movies. I didn't see a couple of those early ones My dad was the first person on the train So I saw all of them. I watched a few of those in the hospital with my dad. Started bumming you guys out. When you were born? No, he died. Neither one of us were injured.

They just had a VCR. Was Jenna Rollins in the bed next to him? And that's the mother of Nick Cassavetes for some reason, right? Rollins Cassavetes? Right, because she's an actress, so she didn't take John Cassavetes' name. But John Cassavetes and Nick Cassavetes? Right, cause she's an actress, so she didn't take John Casavetes name, but you know, John Casavetes.

Nick Casavetes' dad. And Nick Casavetes are related, yes. Sure. So Bloodsport or The Notebook, either one. Kind of like Dakota Johnson and Don Johnson, I think we were on the same page. There's a Nick Casavetes movie that I think is very underrated or underseen called,

I think it's called, She's So Lovely, I think. It's something to that effect. Oh, it's Travolta, right? Travolta and Sean Penn. And I really like that movie a lot. Okay. So great recommendations, one of you and... Which one? Monica? Monica? Monica, for sure. I've had multiple recommendations.

Yeah, I like to to cheat I like to cheat But yeah, I'll go back and take a look at dead bang watch the notebook. It's fun. You like it. Yeah Okay, part of competition to am I okay? There's no prizes or anything for this part, that's what yeah, we're just chatting and for this part. That's what I thought. Yeah, we're just chatting and but we are going to pick some audience members for you to play on behalf of during the break, which is going to happen right now. We'll be right back. We're back. Oh boy, there were so many great names to name tags to choose from. I was a little disappointed that the Gentipede didn't get picked. Wait, what's the full title of that movie? The Human Gentipede. The Human Gentipede. The Human Gentipede. The Human Gentipede.

The Human Gentipede. That's so funny that, oh I guess because it's a centipede so it's a human version of it. I didn't know centipedes suck each other's asses but. They don't. Only the human ones do. Okay so Jeff picked Evolution. Lucienne made a name tag with the title. There's a movie called Evolution that Jeff is a fan of apparently.

Yeah, it's fun. Yeah. What is it? Like Orlando Jones and Julianne Moore? Sean William Scott. Right, and Sean William Scott, David Duchovny, Dan Aykroyd, Aliens. It's great. It's fucking good. It's very funny.

Cool. It's, yeah. It seemed like it was for the people that just thought Ghostbusters was eh. Yeah. You know, and they were wrong. Okay, Monica is playing for, I want to say this right, Gladiator Tyler. Two.

Two. Two. That is an important... It's an important part of that. Very important distinction that you have nothing to do with the first Gladiator Tyler. This is just the sequel. And then Sean right up front with the gigantic sign is so hard to miss. I mean, Sean picked a sign right up front.

And it's the Stephen year itch. So good luck everybody and again thank you to everybody who brought name tags. I appreciate it. Well, Sean's coming in hot today. He really wants a win against Jeff. I hate him. I'm here too. Monica rules.

That's why I picked your poster. Honestly, not that great. And I'm not that good at this game. There's Jeff. What's up, bro? You're a perfect team. That's Jeff. Yeah. What's up bro? You're a perfect team.

That's perfect. Okay. So here's how this game works. It's a movie title mashup game. That's why it's called Purple Rain Man. Two titles mashed together. I'll tell you the third build people in the first title and the second title and then the second build and then the top build people and once you have all those names

Hopefully someone will know the answer but you can guess Out loud as often as you like. Are you ready? Sure am bud. Yeah born on a green light. Here we go Subtle laughter third build in this movie mashup is Ruth Gordon and Sigourney Weaver. What a crazy world we're living in. Right, because we already mentioned Sigourney Weaver earlier in the show. Jeff used to add her on pre-Twitter. Yeah. Stahl. All right. No guesses. Second build are John Cassavetes. Get the fuck out of here. All right.

This is why. No, stick around, man. Okay, I'm going to stay. And Amy Poehler. Rosemary's Baby Mama. That is correct. I knew it was Baby Mama. Yeah, of course.

I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that.

I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that. I'm going to say correct. I knew it was Baby Mama. Bah. Wow. Yeah, of course, top build in those two movies were Mia Farrow and Tina Fey. Tina Fey, yeah. Yeah. Wouldn't have got it.

Would you have got it? No. Me either. I knew it was Baby Mama. Wouldn't have got Rosemary's Baby Mama. Yeah, that's the problem. Sometimes you can just only know half of it. And it happens to me all the time

when they do those puzzles on Wheel of Fortune, where they do before and after. And they mash them up like that. All right, so Jeff is the winner of that first game. But we all know what that means. Jeff's probably going to win the whole, no, it means. Nothing. It means that he gets to go first

in our second game today, and I'm very, very excited about this game, because it's a brand new one that we've never played before. Ooh. Hell yeah. I never lost. It's very similar. Is it called Sean's Favorite Movie? It's similar to well, I mean so

It's kind of been amazing how things that you've talked about Sean have been showing up in my Pre-written material so we'll see what happens next when I tell you that this game is called jack-on jack-off When exactly was I talking about that? You were talking, since the moment you arrived, you've been jacking off. You said you weren't going to talk about the green room. You said you weren't going to bring any of that up. But I got to cut loose. I get nervous. Is that why you changed your pants?

Yeah, I jacked on. Crazy. Here's how. Shorts on too, just so everyone knows, this wasn't just me anyways. Women can wear shorts on stage, but Sean put some pants on out of respect. Yeah. I showed up naked. I showed up naked. And also, the Steven Year-rich doesn't need to have a nut-show.

We win, you're gonna get one't need to have a nut show. He doesn't need to teach John's balls. We win, you're gonna get one, Playboy. You be a good lifeline and you'll get what you're owed. Are you curious how this game works? I am. Okay, here we go. See, that's why Jeff's a winner, is he's focused. Oh, I thought my dad wasn't here, and here he is.

It was how my dad didn't like me kind of joke. Anyway. He's dead, though. Sean's lying. He's never thought his dad was in the same room as him. I'll name a movie, I'll name a movie that has Jack Nicholson in it. And then you have to tell me if he was on the list of nominees for an Oscar for that movie or if he was off I like thinking about an off list where they're like well, especially not this one. Yeah you know sometimes he made the cut sometimes he didn't make the cut and It's hard to know which is which.

I'll start with Jeff, and each of you will get a different title as we go along, and you get one guess, because it's only two options, and then the first person, the first Jeff to get to three points will be the winner. Don't do us like that. There's a lot of Jack-ons out there a lot of Jack-offs or whatever. Or the person with the most points after nine titles. Jeff you're up first. Yeah. Jack on the Oscar list or Jack off the Oscar list for the 1969 motion picture easy rider on you say he is not a nomination for easy yeah I think he got nominated for easy writer that is correct yes right out of the gate

Jeff nailed it he got a supporting actor nomination. Did not win though. All right, Monica. Sure. The next title is A Few Good Men. Jack on or jack off? Jack on is what I would say. You're going on? Yeah.

You think he was nominated for a few good men? For sitting there yelling, you can't handle the truth. My uncle used to yell that at us. Anyways. He did bring the intensity and he did get an Oscar nomination. For best supporting actor. What if one of these is like best cinematography or something? You think he's doing that in his free time? It was funnier than that for sure. Definitely funnier than that.

He's an actor. Okay. Can you imagine if I had to remind you? He doesn't work in the other departments. He acts. He's not even an actor who throws his name around like as a producer or anything ever. He's either directed or anything. And he hasn't been in anything in a minute. But okay, here we go. Sean, Jack on or Jack off? About Schmidt. Schmidt it.

Did you want me to be the first one that says Jack off? About Schmidt. Schmidt it. Did you want me to be the first one that says jack off? Did you time it that way? I'm saying jack off. I don't try to time it any particular way because I didn't know who's going to win the first game so I can't know what the order was going to be in the second game.

Again, I was doing another joke, man. This is hard. Hey listen, if you just want to make jokes all the time during a game show, go on Jeopardy. They love it there. Jack off, I said. Oh, that's your answer? That's my answer. It's incorrect.

God damn it. It's never incorrect. He was nominated for best actor for About Schmidt It. Was that the most obvious nomination out of the three? Maybe. Whatever, dude. Why don't you jack off it's more fun all right we're back to Jeff was he nominated or not for a motion picture called iron weed iron Iron Weed. Iron Weed. I'm gonna say no. You're gonna say that he's... Say it the right way.

Jack off. Jack off. What am I, 12? It's always funny. It's funny. It's always funny. No, I'm sorry, you are incorrect. He was nominated for Iron Weed.

Dang it. Yeah, I think Meryl Streep was too. They were in it together and it was very depressing. Did they win? They played poor people. No, thank you. I could see that in real life. All right, we're back to Monica.

And the next one is The Departed. I parked my car in the departed yard. Playing whitey bulger, I believe. Jack on. No way. There's no way. If he got nominated for an Oscar for that. Are you saying that Monica, because you don't want to say Jack off? I want, well, I would like to be able to say Jack off too. Okay. But that's your, that's your guess though, Jack on? Yeah. It's Jack off. Oh, that don't know. But that's your guest, though, Jack On? Yeah, don't let me cheat. It's Jack Off. Oh. That would be not.

Yeah, he wasn't nominated for that incredibly awful. I've never seen the movie. Don't judge me. Incredibly awful Boston accent. OK. I like the movie. The movie is dope, but yeah. Yeah, exactly.

The movie is full of dope. That was one of those jokes you keep trying to tell me not to do. Professional comedians. I don't think I ever say stop being funny. I say... I say shut up if it's not going to be funny. That's fair. You're right. You are right. All right. But it's now it's your turn to say right. You are right.

Alright, but now it's your turn to say Jack-On or Jack-Off. Tight. The bucket list. I just can't see that being a Jack-On. That was him and Morgan Freeman? Mm-hmm. What would he have gotten up? Jack off. Send him a ton of free.

I've thought about it. Okay. Jack off. That is correct. Yes! Whoa. Had a feeling. Is it crazy to ask you the years these came out

or is that cheating? Sometimes I wrote them down just because I do feel like it's more fair that way, but most of these are so famous that I didn't figure I needed to. Sure. And also, he was nominated quite often throughout his entire career, starting with Easy Rider. All right, we're back to Jeff. We're getting down to it, so this is an important one, Jeff. Jack on or jack off? Something's gotta give.

Jack off. That is correct. No way. Jack off, Jeff on, I'll tell you what. Jeff on, I said. They're like, no no we heard it. All right back to you Monica. Jack on or jack off? is. From 19, from the 1900s. From the 1900s. I'm going to say Jack Off.

That is correct! Yes! I finally got to say it. He has an important supporting role, but he doesn't have any terribly dramatic scenes, so he did not secure a nomination for that one. All right, Sean. Yeah, hit me. Acc, acc, acc, acc.

Mars attacks. Oh. Oh. Oh. Jack off? Has to be. Are you asking? Kind of, but I'm also saying it.

Yeah, I'm doing a little bit of both. Pick one. Jackoff, well I picked it, Jackoff. Okay. That is correct. Yes. Woo! I did that yes thing like a kid

when they get like a word right and a spelling bee, I went like yes. Well this is really exciting because we managed to have a three-way tie at this point. Yeah. Wow. You've each got two points. So unfortunately, it comes down to Jeff.

And this next one will be the tie breaker. So if he gets it right, he wins this game. If he gets it wrong, guess what happens, Sean? He loses the game and Monica and I are still tied? No, Monica wins. That's all right, yeah. Yeah, no matter what happens with Jeff, it does not affect you at all.

That's right. So I can't win. Exactly. That feels all right. All right. My dad left a while ago as Jeff said. Jack on or jack off? The shining.

Wow, collective gasp in the crowd. I'm gonna say jack on. Monica, you won that game. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah, man! Nevy, Nevy, Nevy, Nevy, Nevy, Nevy. Ah, man! Ah, man! Good job. Nevy, Nevy, Nevy, Nevy, Nevy, Nevy.

I've never won any game in this show, so that's really exciting. I was waiting for As Good as It Gets. Is that? As Good as It Gets, he was nominated and he won. Yeah. I love that one. Most actor for that one. Which is why it would be easy, but I did love that film as a nine-year-old child.

Yeah. He also won for best supporting Actor for Terms of Endearment. Okay. And he won Best Actor for One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. That makes sense. What a movie I feel is one of the best movies of all time. Filmed in Oregon. Great film. Great film.

Filmed in Oregon. Mm-hmm. That one wasn't a joke, right? No, it was. It was. Sometimes it's just dope. You'll know if it's a joke. If it's a joke, you? No, it was. Sometimes it's just dope. You'll know if it's a joke. If it's a joke, you'll tell me to shut up afterwards. That's how you know. He does the little thing. It's usually just dope.

Alright, so congratulations, Monica. You won that game. Thank you. Thank you. We'll never play it again, but... Yeah, there's only so many jacks you can laugh. He was nominated 12 times and currently holds the record for most nominations. Wow. Are there other actors named Jack? Any actor.

Do you have them all written down, what the nominations were? Not everyone, no. I could try to say them out loud based on memory. The last detail, Pritzy's honor, Red's... That's it. I mean, yeah. Yeah. He's been nominated a lot. Alright, so you know what that means. It means that Monica gets to go first

in our next game that we're gonna play after the break. But before we go to break, give us another joke, Sean. This one's for the kids. Okay, this one's for the kids, everybody. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were a bunch of chickens doing drugs on the side of the road that that chicken was on They didn't want to be involved in the drug use so they crossed the road It's their commitment to not laughing that's really getting me

Like they did people enjoyed it, but they waited just so you can feel This one's for the adults. How do you get a witch pregnant? You fuck her. There you go, that one. You can't fight that one. Come on. My guess was you put a broom in her butt. Whoa, holy cow. I can't just get up and do stand up, that would be insane. I had to tell some street jokes.

Jack off. You know that'd be insane if I just got tell some street jokes. Jack off. You know that'd be insane if I just got up and tried to do a bit. How much of those jokes going for on the street? What's the street value of those jokes? That would be bat shit crazy. That can't happen. Gotta reset the room, gotta do the whole thing. I gotta go sober up, that'd be nuts. Come see Sean live if you wanna see his real jokes.

They're a little bit better. I haven't been that embarrassed in a while so thank you for that. That was very fun. And you have a child. It's embarrassing to have a child. They're mean. Anyways. Well this is very exciting. We're going to have a super exciting finish with one more game left to play. It's a big one, and we'll do that after these words. We're back! Oh, the jokes the listeners missed out on. You gotta come see the show live to get all the best, all the best street jokes. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

But yeah, a street joke is, you know, you pick it up on the street, then you can just turn around and tell somebody it, you know, it's like jokes anybody can do. Yeah, you don't feel bad about it. Yeah. And there used to be headliners that I worked with when I was starting out that would have a bunch of them in their act, but these days I think you'd really get... Other comedians wouldn't tolerate it, right? They would switch a couple words or something or make it their... Modernize it somehow or tweak it somehow.

Modernize the old fashion. I will say currently in my set, I do have a street joke, but I say it's a street joke and and then I change it a little bit, because it's like how I was explained what gaslighting is. So, is that okay? What do we think as a group? We have to do it now. I think it's all right. I have to do it now?

No, am I crazy? I don't, sure. Do you mind? Yeah, that's fine. No, I'm just kidding. You're doing standup, you're doing what I said I couldn't do. Kidding. I don't really know what gaslighting is.

So this is how gaslighting was described to me. It's a couple. And the guy says, hey, have you heard the joke about gaslighting? And she says, no. And he goes, yeah, you have. Which I kind of understand. So that's, I mean, obviously, it's part of a much larger bit, Come See Me Live.

Yeah. So that's, I mean, obviously it's part of a much larger bit, come see me live. Yeah. That was big. I looked up the movie Gaslight in a movie review book and it wasn't there. The ultimate Gaslight. Okay, so we're going to play one more game this is going to determine our winner today and who gets the insanely light prize bag. Nothing heavy. Monica was the de facto winner of the last game. I'm going to just say winner. She did win the game. I'll drop the facto.

Monica was the winner. And that means Monica gets to go first in our next final game. And then we flop the order around. So it's going to go Monica, then Jeff, then Sean. Seem to be last all the time. Yeah, it does seem to work out that way. Even from the introduction. Not my intention.

I didn't pick your name. Okay. Oh, my shitty dad picked it. I was gonna say, your dad picked it. He screamed it, he was running out the door. That was pretty good. That was better. They're all funny, everything I screamed at her, he's running out the door. That was pretty good. That was better. They're all funny, everything I've said is, well, kind of funny.

Unless it's a joke. This game is called... Jeff doesn't care for any of this. I was going to say, we're the worst three to be together, I think. It's not. Jeff is really, he's always like. He's pissed, he lost one game. He's sitting over there just thinking of different movies that exist, just in case.

And he's already lost one of the games, which doesn't happen a lot. No. It was de facto, but that's neither here nor there. No. There hasn't been room for me to talk for like 25 minutes. Welcome to another edition of the Talkovers, where we gather people on stage and all talk at the same time.

Some people call it the view. All right, so. So, Monica's gonna go first in a game I call the little search engine that could. Here's how this works. Today I looked up on the IMDB search engine, the internet movie database. I typed a word into it, I looked up on the IMDB search engine, the Internet Movie Database. I typed a word into it and then I wrote down the top ten movies that have that word in the title. And the three of you, once I tell you what the word is, you're going to take turns naming

movies that you think might have landed in the top 10 that have that word in it. If you get the number one title, you get 10 points. The number 10 title, you get one point. Then there's a bunch of points available in between. Don't have to go through all of it. Number two, you get nine. Number three, you get eight. Okay, so...etcetera. So the three of you will take turns, you'll

go one at a time, you'll each get three guesses ultimately, but here's the twist. At any point, you can go to the person whose name tag you chose for an assist, and they can tell you one answer and then you can decide whether or not you want to use it or not. So Jeff, of course, will be going to Evolution and Monica will be going to the unpronounceable Tyler. Tyler the Gladiator. Two. Tippy Canoe and Tyler too. And then, of course, Sean will be going to the Stephen year itch. This isn't going to be an easy one today because the word hard in the title and Monica you're up first

what do you think is what do you think is number one what die hard die hard you think that's a popular movie yes people are clapping they it, and I do too because it is number three on the list. That's pretty good. So right out of the gate, Monica has eight points. And now we go to Jeff with his first guess or he could go to his lifeline if he wants to. go to his lifeline if he wants to? I'm gonna say walk hard the Dewey Cox story. So you don't want to go to your lifeline? No, not yet.

You're just gonna say walk hard the Dewey Cox story. Here's the bad news. It did not make the top 10. Oh, dang it. news it did not make the top ten I know right where I wrote it down though just for the fun of it it's number 21 I love it though it's a great movie. Hilarious, that running gag with Tim Meadows. You don't want none of this shit, do we? Yeah, you don't want none of this shit. You don't want any of this, man?

Get out of here. The one where doesn't he keep quitting things, different drugs, throughout the course of the film? He keeps doing them and talking about it, and being like, you don't want none of this. It looks funny, you don't want none of this. It looks funny. You don't want any of this business. It looks fun. All right, so this is an exciting time for you, Sean,

because right out of the gate, Jeff does not have any points. So you really have a chance here. What's come into your brain? I have a real brain. You don't have to say it like that. It did feel condescending the way I said brain. Because honestly I was gonna say little noggin. What's coming to your little noggin?

What's in your brain? You wanna go to your lifeline? No, not yet. It's never too early. I'll do one first. In my opinion. How about a Hard Day's Night? Some people like it.

IMDB didn't. Beatles classic. They're always popular. I do like it a great deal, but it did not make the top ten. And this is going to make Jeff feel a little better about Walk Hard, it a great deal, but it did not make the top ten. And this is going to make Jeff feel a little better about Walk Hard because the hard day's night is number 30 on the list. For some reason people aren't typing that into IMDB today.

That's the thing you've got to keep in mind is it's like what are they looking for today and why? Okay. All right, so we're back to Monica. The lifeline is still an option. Okay, I'm gonna, cause you said today. No, it's cause it's the only one I can think of. I'm gonna go with hardball.

Hardball. Keanu Reeves in the news. Early Michael B. Jordan. One word. Oh, he's like a kid in it? He's like one of the little ballers? Yeah, he gets in trouble for being drunk or something. He's got to coach a tee ball team. It feels like you would know that if it was on the list. Well, but isn't hardball one word in this situation? So can't she? Oh, does that count? Sorry.

No, it counts and it's one word, but I just, I would have used that movie with, there's also the, it's not the Sandlot, but that's, is Keanu also in the Sandlot or is he's only in hardball? No, just in hardball as far as I know. Who's like the coach person in Sandlot? Do they have a coach? Nobody. It's a kid. Oh it is? Yeah. They coach themselves? No adults. Yeah, the jet. Whatever is it. I forget the name. All right. Anyway, that's just my own personal, my own personal confusion. Is it number one? Is that what you're about to say? No. And it's not number two, and it's not number three.

I can do this all day. It's number nine on the list! More points for Monica! That sounds like a fun title for an after school special, More Points for Monica. More Points for Monica, yeah. Points for what? Well, more points for Monica. More points for Monica, yeah. Points for what? Well, you have to watch.

But there's probably a lesson learned. All right, hardball number nine, Keanu Reeves. I don't know if I've seen it. That's why I confused it with a lot of questions. Down on his luck, he's got one of those leather. He punches through a car window, and that's why he, yeah. I mean, he's had a lot of questions, yeah. Down on his luck, he's got like one of those leather. He punches through a car window, and that's why he gets arrested. Diane Lane is in it.

He's got like a leather jacket, like down to his mid thighs. Oh, but he's white, and all the baseball players are little black kids. So that's an important part of the story. Why isn't it called Hard Ballers? Nice to see somebody else not get there. Yeah! Yeah, that's good! Nice to see somebody else not get. Yeah.

Nice to see someone else have to sit in it for a second. Anyone can fail. But yeah, what are they called? A White Savior, it's a White Savior movie. Yeah, that's it. All right. I might reinvestigate that one. Cause I see.

We saw it in the theater. Oh, sorry. You what? I saw it in the theaters for my best friend's birthday when we were like 12. Sounds like a fun party. Yeah. We, I don't think I should, no never mind. Okay. What? One of the best characters in the film, he's very funny, he passes, and it's the funeral. And the picture at the front of the funeral made my best friend laugh so hard. And so we're both, he's one of those people, him laughing hard makes you laugh, and so we're just crying laughing during the funeral scene of this movie. And you're 12 in the movie

theater? Yeah and all like his family and some of our friends are all there and we're just in the room like hey knock it off. Yeah this movie's serious. Well at least this part. Stop laughing so hard. It's a fucking funeral. G-Baby. Rest in peace, G-Baby. No one else has seen that movie either, apparently. No. We should keep talking about it. There's 50 people here who have no idea what's going on. Jeff, it's your turn.

Die Hard with a Vengeance. Jeff, it's your turn. Die Hard with a Vengeance. Not so fast. This is a rough one. Number 11 on the list. Jeff's got double goose eggs, Sean. Oh, Robert Parrish over there. This is your chance, Sean.

This is it. It's coming together for you. This is my second out of third. Right turns? We're on the second round? Yeah. All right. I won't go to the lifeline yet.

You keep thinking, Stephen. A good day to die hard. Oh. Jack off. This is, you asked if it was your second guess because you decided not to use your Steven yet. Yeah. You're not gonna go to Steven? No, I'm not. Are you sensing why I'm asking you that? Can I still go to Steven? Yeah, I'm sensing one. Which one did you say? A good day to die hard. Those titles got so stupid. They really, I mean, yeah. They got really dumb, but a good day to die hard is number 27. Fuckin' A. On the list.

Wow. I thought you were gonna hit me with a number eight right there or something. Yeah, so now you're in the same boat with Jeff. Yeah, but Jeff has points, I don't have any points. There's almost no chance you two can overtake Monica with just one answer. I mean, there's only one answer that will do it, and that'll just make you tied

with Monica, but let's see what happens, because Monica could still put some more points on the board right now. Would you like to say a third one, or would you like to go to your lifeline? I think I would like to see what Gladier Tyler to is thinking. You know he's great at making decisions.

Oh yeah, get Hart. That can't be. Gett Hart? No way. He just added it to Netflix. That's the one with Kevin Hart and... Wow, he's got a lot of follow-up to his answer. We have no idea.

I don't think nobody said anything. About reasons why. You're gonna go with that? Yeah. You like it? It's just popular, right? I think it was, you know. It didn't taste good.

Will Ferrell and what's his name? Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart? Yeah. And Will Ferrell has to learn how to be a tough guy because he's going to prison. Yeah, and he's got his hair braided on the. So it's a whole movie about.

Funches is in it. How raped he's going to get. Damn. Get Hard Jack Off. It's the sequel. Whoa. Hey Jeff, were you there at the time Chris Gethard was on this show and the answer was Get Hard,

which is Gethard. Yeah. And he didn't get it, he didn't figure it out. And his whole life he had never realized that his name is Get Hard. That's pretty tight. That's amazing. Okay, so... I'm stalling because it's number five on the list!

Yeah! Yes, Tyler! What? Wow. Monica's running away with this today. I wasn't prepared for that. Monica's got 15 points. I wasn't even prepared for that, to be honest. Thank you.

I'm no math whiz, but I think that's an insurmountable lead. Yeah, it seems like it, yeah. But just for fun, let's see if you guys can put some points on the board. What's your third and final guess, Jeff? Do you have one, Lifeline? Hard Target? Hard Target, let's go with Hard Target.

That'd be crazy if that was on the list. That would be crazy. Why would that be crazy? Because I said it earlier. Is that not one movie I said earlier when I was ripping off Van Damme movies? Yeah. Death Warren, Heart Target.

It'd just be like the fifth thing I brought up that's been on this list. No, when we were talking about Van Damme, I was like, didn't want to go too deep because I didn't want Heart Target to come up. I had to be cool about it when you said it. But that's what I almost said is I think that's when I started watching John Claude Van Damme movies was with Hard Target because it was, I got tricked into watching it because it

was a John Woo movie. And John Woo was amazing prior to that one. But it's also worth a watch if you, you know, because it's got, doesn't he like do the splits between two, two semis? Right? Or is that a commercial? No, Hard Target, I think he does it between two parking meters. Okay. Or posts on the street. He works it into a lot of movies. Bloodsport, it's chairs. chairs Yeah, I mean it's in most movies cyborg or time cop it's on the counter Well apologies to all the listeners or any of you here today who've heard me tell this story But I love to say it when John Claude Van Damme's name comes up because many years ago After you know he had had you know several hit movies

He was a he was a big deal. And a friend of mine, Karen Anderson, was like, hey, there's this bar in LA where they say lots of celebrities go there. Can we go there and try to find celebrities? And I was like, yeah, that sounds awesome. So we went to this bar, and we're looking around, we don't see any celebrities. And I go to the bathroom, I come back out,

and I come to the bar, and Karen is talking to Jean-Claude Van Damme. Like straight up, like we went there to try to meet a celebrity, she's just standing there talking to him. And I walk up, and he looks at me like, like, oh this is just innocent, you know what I mean? Like his immediate reaction is that I'm gonna assume

he's hitting on, who wasn't my girlfriend, but like, you know, that mean? Like his immediate reaction is that I'm gonna assume he's hitting on who wasn't my girlfriend but like, you know that that seemed to be the dynamic and so I just thought it would be funny to When he's like, hey, we're just standing here talking I'm like, oh, yeah, like I started to get in like fight mode with Jean-Claude Van Damme to get in like fight mode with Jean-Claude Van Damme. He was a little drunk too. And then, this is what the Jean-Claude Van Damme said to Doug Benson. He goes, I cannot fight you for I will lose.

Which is great that he's still got the broken English thing going on, That was fun. But also, it's just, he lives a life of not being able to fight dudes in bars because they'll sue the shit out of him. So he'll lose that way. You know what I mean? He'll lose in a bigger sense than losing the actual fight. Was he like smirking when he said it? He was you know it was kind of light-hearted. Okay. Yeah but still you know feather you talk more. I'm sorry. I don't know what's happening. Cumitate, are you saying cumitate? Yeah. Cumitate, like blood sp... I get it.

Oh, okay. That's good. Hard target is number 10 on the list. Crazy. We got a point. There you go. Yeah. What is that on the list?

So who said that one? Was that you, Jeff? Yeah. Okay, so you got a point. So it's not a total embarrassment today. I wish I could say that. You put one point on the board. So now Sean, this is your chance. Steve what do you got? Well that ain't it. I wish it was called live free or die hard trying. Live free or die hard trying.

I mean, live free or die hard. I think that's it. Let's have a quick chat about... Why that would be on there? Why the fuck would Hard Target be on there? It's blowing my mind. Because you know, like somebody was just looking up Jean-Claude Van Damme over here.

You did it? Yeah, it might have been me. I did it over again. That might have boosted the awkwardness. Kept it on repeat. That might have been why. Yeah, I don't know, you know, who knows why people would be looking it up

or how many people look it up. Is Die Hard 2 just called Die Hard 2? Don't answer. But here's what I wanna say about Die Hard 2 just called Die Hard 2? Don't answer. But here's what I wanna say about Die Hard. You say Die Harder? Yes, Die Hard was number three. Right. On the list.

But then there've been a couple more Die Hards have come up and where were they? No, on the list. I'm the one that brought them up, I know. Deep on the list. So that's why I'm saying, if you wanna reconsider, I'll let you. I just can't think of another movie with heart in it.

And Stephen didn't give me an actual option. I can't think of another movie with heart in it. Can't heart, I mean, it's got to just be hard, right? Well, no, because I did hard ball. Well, this is part of the, I mean, I listen gotta just be hard, right? It can't just be. Well, no, because I did Hard Ball. Well, this is part of the, I mean, I listened to it. Like, it can't be a longer word that has hard in it, normally, unless this is one of those. Oh, you mean like the Jared Lewis classic,

Hardly Working? Sure, or Can't Hardly Wait, what I was gonna say. Yeah, it was, yeah. It can't be that, and I can't think of another movie. Both of those could be in there, because hard ball is one word, and it was in there. I was gonna say Hard Candy Christmas is a song. From Bessel Whorehouse in Texas?

Sure it is. It feels like hardly counts. It's a hard, hard. Hard Knock Life. That's a Hard Knock Life. Hard Feelings. Jay-Z classic? Sure, I don't know.

I mean, I have to say Die Hard movie, otherwise I'm just stalling. Okay, so you go Live Free or Die Hard? No, Die Hard 2. Or you wanna do Die Hard 2? Die Hard 2. Die Hard 2 is number 14 on the list. Live Free or Die Hard is number 13 on the list.

You made it sound like I was so far off. Those are sorta close. Yeah, no, you were in the vicinity or the ballpark or whatever. But it's official, Monica is our winner! Woo! Yeah! Oh, Nevy.

Nevy, Nevy. That's the best day ever. Does it feel good? It does, It really does. I came in not, well, obviously not expecting much, but I told them before. I flew in from Colorado this morning to go meet my wife at the hospital

because she broke her arm. And so I came. I did another show outdoors because comics, we don't have good insurance. So I was like, is it splinted? We can't pay for this hospital visit if I don't go and perform outdoors at a food festival. And then came here, so I really was not

feeling like it was good. Thank you, Jeff, for sucking today. Yeah, didn't see it happening. Well, congratulations. And you now get to do your plugs. The other dudes will do theirs at the end of the show. But you get to do them a little early. What would you like to promote?

You can find me on social media, at Monica Nevy. We also, just to add to the gayness before June's over, my sweet wife and I started a nonprofit in September. It's called Gates Open Washington. And we give grants to artists who will make things here in Washington State. One comedy grant and one general arts grant twice a year. So come see the projects. Oh, thank you. I appreciate that. You can donate. You can come see the projects. You can support us by following us online. But yeah, obviously, donations are great. That's it, Monica and Evy, look at them.

Nice, very good. Now let's find out what hard movies were too hard for Sean to think of. T. And Jeff's gonna be the one that's mad on the way home, by the way, not me. He came in second. Yep.

Number seven, excuse me, number eight, the first film from the great Paul Thomas Anderson, Hard Eight. Oh, damn it. So his new one's coming out September so maybe that's why people are looking up his old stuff. Then number seven it turns out there's another John Woo movie who I was talking about that has the word hard in the title and it's hard boiled with Chow Yun Fat yeah from 1992. Number four, I mean, excuse me, number six on the list. You said Hard Candy Christmas?

Oh, Hard Candy. There's a movie called Hard Candy. With Elliot Page, right? Starring Elliot Page, yes. Fucking karma. Very harsh, difficult to watch movie. She cuts that dude's dick off, right? The girl in that movie does, yes. Yeah, or yeah, sorry, yes, the girl in that movie cuts that dude's dick off, right? The girl in that movie does, yes.

Yeah, sorry, yes. We're not here to misgender. Number four... What a weird reason to come. I... Sorry. I was talking in the movie. There should be a beauty pageant called Miss Gender.

Whoever can say the most fucked up shit about people gets to wear the sash. Number four I didn't expect anybody to get. It wouldn't make sense if anybody came up with this one, but it was from 2024 a movie called Hard Truths, that the lead actress in it is very good, was close to, you know, there was a lot of talk of her getting an Oscar nomination, but then it didn't happen. Die Hard was number three, of course.

Number two, get ready to get your kicking yourself shoes on, because it's a recent motion picture that I enjoyed very much, starring Jennifer Lawrence called No Hard Feelings. Oh yeah. Oh! No Hard Feelings. And then the reason I reminded everybody about the the topicality of this particular game and how on IMDB people are looking up things currently is because a movie that is playing in theaters now is number one and it's called Bride Hard

Does it it's not saying anything about the quality how the movie is but it's I love pitch perfect so You love what pitch perfect? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and it's a rebel Wilson Yeah, they're like the stars of pitch perfect have a new movie and I'm like, oh, Anna Kendrick is in this? No, no, she's not in it. The blonde ones. Ben Platt is in it? No, no, he is not. It's Rebel Wilson like you've never seen her before. In this movie.

You've only seen her in previous movies. You should see her in this one. You haven't seen it yet. It's like you've never seen her before because it's got a different title. Because you haven't seen it yet. Did she come out and say Ozempic or? I don't know, some celebrities are open about it and others are like, I worked out a lot. I think what happened, because she's lost a lot of weight, is what he's referencing.

I think she became gay. And now she's super skinny and hot. So you guys are welcome to the team if you'd like. Her wife is like hotter than her. Anyway, it doesn't matter. You can say that about me too. Anyway. Did you think of any other movies, Jeff, that have hard in the title? Hard Rain. Number 16. Damn it. What else? That's it. Hard. I thought someone was going to keep coming, but it didn't. It was a tough one.

Without the diehards, it was tough. More like phrases, I kept thinking. I was like, maybe that's a movie. Hard Times, is that a movie? Do you remember Hard to Kill? God damn it. Yeah, Hard to Kill. That was a good one.

You know that thing where it's like, look up the number one movie the day of your birth? Hard to Kill up the number one movie the day of your birth. Hard to Kill was the number one movie the day of my birth. For reals? Hell yeah. Damn it. That's Steven Seagal? It sure is, and Kelly LeBrock, I think.

Is that the one with Kelly LeBrock? I have no idea what the film is. Probably. I just looked it up once. Seagal really had a nice run there where the titles were just like something, you know. Hard to Kill, Lice, or... Above the Law. Above the law. Above the law.

It was all just phrases. It was all little phrases like that. Under siege was another one of those. They were all phrases that you could just apply to the character. Marked for death. Marked for death, yeah. All right, so again, once again, congratulations to Monica and

to Monica's audience partner, Gladia Tyler II. Come get your prize bag. Yeah. Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!

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I didn't have to win. He's not wrong. Sean Jordan, what would you like to promote? August 8th, I'll be at the Limelight Theater in Atlanta. August 9th, I'll be at Sports Drink in New Orleans. August 15th, I'll be at SysFist Brewing Minneapolis with Zach Tuscani. August 16th, I will be at Lincoln Lodge in Chicago with Zach Tuscani. So come to that this weekend. Nice. Yeah.

I hear good things about sports drink in New Orleans. I'm going to be there in January, I think. So amazing. He does everything right. It's an amazing club. I used to do an online radio show for him. That was just him. Just kidding. About the WNBA. That's why it didn't last for long. But it's a great, I like him a lot. Jeff Tate, what would you like to plug? I have a podcast called the Saturday Afternoon Movie Club.

Check that out. July 11th and 12th I'm at the Comedy Attic in Bloomington, Indiana. I think your mom calls it something else Blooming and Blooming's August 1st the Leisure Club in Columbus, Ohio August 2nd There's this outdoor festival in Norwood, Ohio in the great that's in the Cincinnati area. So come to those. That's all Norwood, Ohio and the great ads in the Cincinnati area. So come to those. That's all I got. Yeah, come to those. Woo.

Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Tate, tate, tate, tate. You're right. They do just, yeah. I don't have to tell all of you this,

but support live comedy if you can, because everybody's watching their Wallen. And comedians want to keep doing their thing. I'm going to be, as mentioned earlier, at Dynasty Typewriter in LA on Tuesday night, and Douglas Movies is in San Diego on July 23rd. And lots more stuff coming up, including I'll do stand-up at Sports Drink in New Orleans in January. So good. Yeah. Get your tickets now. It's a small venue.

Who here, speaking of supporting live comedy, applaud if you've been to the other Tacoma Comedy Club. Okay. I can't believe somebody had the nerve to open up a club and call it the same name. What a shitty thing to do. Seven minutes away. Yeah, it's so close and it's just like, okay guys. No, it's the same people run that one as well and I'm glad that a lot of you have checked it out. I'm going to run over there and do

a set later tonight with my buddy Jeremiah Watkins. But one more time for Jeff Tate, Monica Nevy, and Sean Jordan! Thank you. Thank you Tacoma Comedy Club. Thank you Tacoma. And as always, I would have done it in July. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold is viewing, prowess makes it cocky. Bye.