Doug Loves Movies - Sean Jordan, Samm Levine and Andy Wood guest

Episode Date: May 27, 2024

Live from The Lab at the Hollywood Improv, Doug welcomes Sean Jordan, Samm Levine and Andy Wood to the show.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Cause Doug loves movies! Hey, hey, hey everybody! My name is Doug and I love movies! Woo! Yeah, see, I thought this is how that was gonna go, so we'll just skip those this show. Coming to you once again from the lab at the world famous Improv Comedy Club in Hollywood, California. It's Tuesday, May 21st, 2024, and I'm not gonna make you wait for it. It's time for Doug Plugs.

I'm doing standup in Dallas and Fort Worth on Friday, May 31st, and Saturday, June 1st at Hyena's Comedy Clubs. I'm doing stand-up and DLM at Arlington Draft House, DLM is Douglas Movies, in Arlington Draft House in Arlington, Virginia on June 6th and 8th. And Doug Loves Movies is coming to Magoobies in Timonium, yeah, Timonium, Baltimore adjacent on Wednesday, June 12th. For all of my dates and deeds and links, go to douglovesmovies.com, that's douglovesmovies.com. Now let's check out what's in the old prize bag, shall we? We got an after midnight t-shirt that they gave me,

but they didn't ask me my size. I've done the show twice now, and the first time they got it right, so I march around in that one, and I'm giving the other one to you. I got to go back a couple years ago now to the premiere of Everything Everywhere All at Once and I've treasured this but I'm also an adult man who doesn't need stuffed toys so maybe you have a dog or something they could tear it limb from limb. It is this guy. Little Rat Kakuni from Everything Everywhere all at once.

And what else is in here? Ooh, this is lovely. Tempe, Arizona has a pizza place called Spinelli's that I love, I love their garlic knots. And they hooked me up with a fanny pack. And again, not really my thing, fanny packs. So I, and here's something that is a very specific item. These are some Pumas that don't fit me.

And they're gorgeous. They're beautiful shoes. They look, kind of look like a Carnival cruise ship. I should have said Norwegian, because that's the one I work for more. But anyway, beautiful shoes don't fit me. Josh Wolf gave them to me. Thanks, Josh. Couple years later, I'm getting rid of them. They've just been taking up space.

And then there's some Douglas Movie stickers, and a Doug Benson pin. And it's all in a nice bag. You know, like you get groceries and stuff in that says Pluto TV on it. I live for the drama. All of that is gonna be one of yours. One of you is gonna have to take this shit home with you and figure out what you're gonna do with it.

And my three guests tonight are gonna help somebody in that endeavor. Please give it up for Sean Jordan, Sam Levine, and Andy Wood! Hey fellas, I put one stool out there so you could put your drinks on it. I don't know how many of you have drinks. I figured one of you would.

For sure. Yeah, get situated everybody. Oh, this is great. This is so good. This reminds me of the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark. When they asked, you know, who's gonna take care of this ark? And the guy goes, top men. who's gonna take care of this ark and the guy goes, top men.

And then they hide the ark away forever. So that's why I thought of you guys. What size are those shoes? Oh, are you making a pitch for them? Do you like them? Simply asking a question. I don't want you skateboarding in these shoes. I wouldn't, I don't skateboard in most of my shoes anymore.

Yeah, because it'll scuff the shit out of them and they're beautiful beautiful I know they are that's why I'm asking what size they are I think they're like a nine and a half dick's too big for those the reason I better not they don't fit me is I used to be a nine and a half when asked and and then I learned recently that I've turned into a 10. Whoa. Good for you. That sounds fun.

I think, no, I think it just means my feet are swelling from age and shit. So anyway, I forgot to put everything back in the bag. I really don't like a messy desk when I'm doing the show. But let's meet our guests individually and let's do it alphabetically like I like to do by first name. He is a Jeopardy!

There's an exclamation point so I have to say it that way. Tournament of Champions alum and his name is Andy Woe! Thank you. Thank you for having me. I'm wearing my Jeopardy shoes right now. That's a thing? I wore these on the one day that I taped the five episodes that I won four of. Because I thought it didn't matter what shoes you wore. That's wild though that you did four and and then the losing one all in the same day you just got it done in one shot you didn't get it like go home and be champion for a night or whatever I've heard that people who get drawn for the Monday rarely go on to do more than one day because your first day was five games and it's just a lot yeah yeah I always do the whole the whole taping scheme of the show is

Monday the tape a week for the shows Tuesdays hip week for the shows Wednesday and Thursday that same crew become the Wheel of Fortune crew who do the same thing for those two days. What? What happened on Friday Andy? They all do a pound of bloke because they got the dopest jobs in the world. That's insane. Yeah and when I was doing it was during COVID so there was no space the green room wasn't big enough to have us be I forgot the word now spatially social distance yeah let's not talk about that all I heard was I never wore a mask that's all I heard so there was no space so our green room was the Wheel of Fortune stage so we were all sitting with 10 seats between us and our contestants staring at a tarped over Wheel of Fortune. You couldn't even spin it?

The sign was like, do not touch the wheel. I took a picture of the wheel with the sign. When Price is Right was at CBS down here on Fairfax, they used to just push all the games out into the hallway. That's where they like stored them. So when I did the Talking Dead, me and Chris Hardwick and the other guest, Haley Williams from Paramore, we just went over and got to spin the wheel a bunch of times.

Oh, wow. What's the resistance like on that thing? Super resistant. I've wondered. It looks like we see people hanging off it when they... Oh yeah, and old ladies can't, or a lot of people can't get it around once, and then Drew has to go, you gotta spin again. And then a lot of times he just says, you want want my help and he like reaches in and helps out.

Not to be too sciencey but do you feel like it's actually that like the spin has resistance or just that it weighs a lot so the inertia. It looks like it just weighs a ton because once they get it going then it wants to keep going. Listen I'll come on your science podcast and talk about movies if you want, but no, I think it's a combination. I think it's so big and then also it's just like they don't grease it. Like it doesn't, like the wheel you spin before you play the final game on Wheel of Fortune, that thing just like you can just spin it so easily, but the big wheel on prices right is really like I mean not that that thing was floated down. So, but you know that's I and I think strategy wise I see a lot of people make the mistake

was men especially big men think oh I'll just spin it really hard. It's like no if you just spin it softly it'll probably just go around once and you'll hit the dollar. I have so many strategies about prices right. If it doesn't go around once you get to go again so why not err on the side of will they let you keep doing that forever? Well they probably edited it from the broadcast but yeah. As a strategy why not go on the light side and then slowly build up. Easy inertia. Alright. So yeah you should probably try to get your grandma to go

on you can you can give her that pointer hey grandma just really fuck up repeatedly until you think you're gonna hit the dollar but thank you for being here Andy I hear you have something to promote indeed I'm putting on an event I live in the desert as I think I've mentioned on the show yeah and I'm putting on an event called to 29 and Beyond in the city of 29 Palms, California. It's scientists stand up and stargazing all in one weekend, June 7th and 8th. We've got Moshe Kasher, Natasha Leggero,

Reece Darby, Bobcat Goldthwait, guided stargazing courtesy of Skywatcher Star Tours, live music. I'm gonna host a little trivia. It's just all the best things. Five of those have been on Douglas movies. Oh, all of them? No shit, really? Just five of them, the stargazing. Well thank you for being here and we'll mention it again at the end.

Okay, I'll do that. Yeah, because people are gonna remember, especially anyone out in the desert listening to this, you know, they're dehydrated and they can't can't concentrate they're like why are you talking about this for so long but also joining us because that's what we got to do is meet our other guests he's available on cameo it's true it's Sam the man Levine aka little Wolverine oh thanks thanks everybody. So can we look forward to a cameo in Deadpool Wolverine from Lil Wolverine? I think the best you're gonna get is me doing a paid cameo on the cameo app talking about Deadpool, Deadpool and Wolverine. Okay little Logan. It's me. And you are a returning

champion of course. Oh I honestly had forgotten. Oh well. You did not. I 100% did. You don't lose off it and when you do it's over something arbitrary it tends to be but yeah you're a winner most of the time so like I could see why you're just used to it. But that's part of why I brought in Andy Wood today because I need somebody to take you down. I think I'm over three years. I'm right here. I'm right here.

Well, there you go. He's the third wheel on All Fantasy Everything podcast. It's Sean Jordan. I couldn't think of an expression that didn't sound insulting about you being one of three people on that show. I'll take it, man. It pays for the mortgage. Any one of you could be the third wheel when you think about it.

No, it's me. It's you. Okay. And do I have a follow-up question for you? Can't imagine you did. I'm just happy to be here. I get to hang out with my friends. Oh, that's one of my questions.

What are you doing in Los Angeles? Can't imagine you did. I'm just happy to be here. I get to hang out with my friends. Oh, that's the answer to my question. What are you doing in Los Angeles? Why the fuck are you here? Can I come down? I came down to do a bunch of podcasts and promote a special that I put out in October,

and then we're doing an All Fantasy Everything tour in June. Love it. And I came down to talk about that a little bit, but also hang out and have some ciders at the Improv. Holy buckets. Look at us, we're partying. Holy buckets. All right, so I have a quick thing I have to say from the corrections department.

On the last episode, I went off about how I hate movies where, you know, the main characters you cut to see them, you know, the end of the movie you see them old, you know, dumb old age makeup on, it's so dumb. And the two examples I used don't even do that. What'd you use? What'd you use? I mean they have old people but they cast actors that look like the younger people and it was a league of their own and Saving Private Ryan. So you're talking like Chris Evans in

a endgame right where they cut and it's him in old makeup that's what you don't yeah I don't like that sort of thing okay yeah if they can avoid it but in the case of League of their own and Saving Private Ryan I don't like the book ending of it I don't like seeing them old seeing their story then seeing them old again it stops the momentum I was listening as I was driving out here today. Yes, A League of Their Own is a great movie and then it suddenly like grinds to a halt and then there's ten more minutes of just like this really mob, like sentimental music. And that lady really looks like Gina Davis in Old Age Maker.

Yeah, she does. But still it's like, no, it's like a just eat your vegetables kid, here's the history of this. Like it's just make a documentary or make this narrative thing, but don't end this fun movie I don't mind the saving Private Ryan one though. You didn't like that It's just the movies over to me, they saved him But in Private Ryan it's a it's a it's a rope-a-dope man. You start the movie and you think the old man is Hanks Right. I forgot about that. Yeah. Nothing like being tricked by a movie. You know, that's what I that's why I pay my money for. I want to be swindled. Well, I mean, Rod's I thought you loved these things, but it doesn't sound like you love them too much.

People like it when movies fuck with them. That's true. Yeah. Your open-open preference, by the way, it's this, where you do this and then uppercut some. Anyway, good visual anyway good visual I'm so glad you explained it to them you showed the people here but the millions of listeners are missing out they can Google it they can rope their don't learn about the rope a dope from broke broken arrow 1996 another visual reference best John Travolta just now. Be in the audience. It was a good John Travolta. You missed it so much.

That's why you gotta come to the live shows for these amazing impressions that are just visual. Alright, before we get to the games, this is a part of the show where I always ask my guests to recommend one film, one film only. A lot of people like to start listing off movies or this and that. I just want one movie that you have some passion about, that you think people will like, that you wanna recommend.

We'll start with Andy. What do you got? Okay, this is gonna send me down a trivia rabbit hole that you could stop at any time, but I recently watched Somewhere in Time. Christopher Reeve, Jane Seymour. You like? Yeah. I realize I hadn't actually seen it. Two people are into it. I've never even heard of it. Okay it is well the backstory for the reason I joined the Joshua Tree Philharmonic on trombone and we had just played a show of all 80s music.

Are you just gonna sit here and brag all day? This is just how this happened. How'd you find time to do that in between Waiting Jeopardy and Holy Father? It's been four years. So we played music from Somewhere in Time, the John Berry score, the Rachmaninoff thing, it's very catchy.

And then I went home and I was like, I kinda wanna re-watch this. Then I realized, oh, there's a re-watch, I haven't seen it before. And it's really good and then I start Googling it and I, I kinda wanna re-watch this. Then I realized, oh, there's a re-watch, I haven't seen it before. And it's really good, and then I start Googling it and I realize it's written by Richard Matheson. Are any of you guys Twilight Zone fans? Yeah, sci-fi guy.

He wrote over a dozen, he wrote the best Twilight Zone episodes, like, uh, miracle. Nightmare at 20,000 feet, The Invaders. I was gonna say it, stop. The bulk of the series, dude. What's that? I said the bulk of the series, dude. The bulk of the series. he's responsible for so much.

And then he wrote this movie, he wrote I Am Legend, which got turned into three different movies. He wrote two different stories. You really are rabbit-holing. Sorry, but it's just like I love his Twilight Zone stuff. And when you watch Somewhere in Time as if it's a 90 minute Twilight Zone episode, then you love it. I loved it. Or you could just sit there thinking it's a sweet romantic movie

and then get gut punched by the twist. Yes, true. But if you're just watching it in that way, it can get pretty schmaltzy with the romance. But also it's super believable and they're both like 26 year old, beautiful people falling in love. And then I read that they actually did fall in love on set.

What? I didn't know that. This came out just two years ago, Jane Seymour said in a press conference they did have a fling. But then it came out that Christopher Reeve had knocked up his ex-girlfriend. That doesn't sound like he was in love. It sounds like, oh boy. No, no, but I'm saying like before that came out while they were shooting, it came out

that she was pregnant. And I just started thinking about the somewhere in timeness of like the going back to change things. Like what if he just hadn't knocked up the ex-girlfriend? Maybe he and Jane Seymour would have become like the Paul Newman, Joanne Woodward of the last 40 years. Because like Jane Seymour's now in the newsroom. Yeah, they could have made great popcorn. But I mean, it's a sweet movie and they are really likable.

And the twist is a gut punch that sticks with you for a long time. Oh my god. It's such a good twist. It's one of the best. It's one of the saddest endings ever. Could they see dead people? Ever. Hey, without giving away the ending is somewhere in time, I'll just say that it's just as devastating

as The Twilight Zone, where Burgess Merritt is, is a guy who loves books. And the world comes to an end, the world ends and he still gets to read books so he doesn't give a shit about it. Everybody being gone. And then he breaks his glasses and then, you know, there's no optometrists. No.

My favorite Twilight Zone line is a Chris Hardwick one, which is every episode of toilet zone can be summed up, nice dry asshole. That's just the whole show. I've never felt like such a young man listening to the three times. I grew up on toilet zone neurons. I love toilet zones.

You're just Meredith Rabbit Hole. This is tight. All right, well, let's move on to, I got personally confused with my alphabetizing skills because Sean and Sam are so close, but let's go to Sam. Okay, I think your skills are spot on so far. I'm saying earlier today, I wrote it down wrong. Oh, I gotcha, thanks buddy. I have a 15 minute diatribe about my film as well. I'm gonna recommend the Clint Eastwood classic, Space Cowboys.

Oh. I call that a Clint Eastwood, James Garner, Robert Duvall, and one other one classic. Is that Duvall? I still feel really young. Not Duvall, and one other one. I still feel really young. Not Duvall, no, it's Tommy Lee Jones. Oh yeah. And...

That was a deep grunt for Tommy Lee Jones. Was that for Tommy Lee Jones or for Space Cowboys? Yeah. Donald Sondland, thanks. Donald Sondland. And James Cromwell, of course. Oh, Cromwell, yeah. He was great. Yeah. Military figure. And considering the ages, yeah. He was a great military figure.

And considering the ages of, by the way, all of those actors, only one of them is currently not alive. Of all the actors we just named. That's impressive. That really is. Currently not alive. They'll be back. Yeah, that James Garner is a real pussy for dying.

Seriously. What was that guy thinking about? He's a maverick, that's right. Like they made that movie like 25 years ago already. Seriously. What was that guy thinking about? He's a maverick, that's right. Like they made that movie like 25 years ago already, so I'm impressed at the longevity of this cast. Yeah, that was a 90s movie. No, I think they shot it in 99 and came out in 2000. Crowd pleaser is what I'd call it. Yeah. I'd be, you know, next to the crowd. There you go. Go and they like it. Yeah, They seem pleased. Displeased.

I really have a hard time with the space genre in general because I've never been somebody that thinks it's a great idea to go out into space. I thought you were going to say because you've never been into space. That's probably part of it too. I watch a movie about boats because I've been on one. Yeah. That kind of thing. It's harder.

But I've never been in a spaceship except for pretend ones. All right, so. Same as the guys who made the film, by the way. Yeah, they weren't out there. They didn't really go to space. Do you know who directed that? Clint Eastwood. Oh, right, right, right.

Yeah. Okay. Sean? The Notebook. What? What? It's dope. It's one of my plane movies.

I watched it on the flight here. It's dope. It's a timeless love story. And I like me some Gosling. I like me some McAd movies. I watched it on the flight here. It's dope. It's a timeless love story. And I like me some Gosling, like me some McAdams. I like me some Kevin Connelly. Yeah. That snuck his way in there. Yeah, just a good movie.

It's great. Yeah. They go to the older versions of the characters. Oh boy. Throughout the movie? I started the lawnmower, didn't I? They go to them repeatedly throughout the movie, right? They don't bookend it. Right, and that's why it's fun.

So I approve. Yeah, that's why it's fun. Well, I know what you mean, though, because it would bother me. I wouldn't hate it as much as you do, but it would bother me if it was just in the beginning and the end. But they go back to Noah and Allie the whole time.

Yeah. I never said I hated it. I just, you know, I'm just kind of neutral on it. Yeah. Yeah. Alright. Hate's so strong. It is a strong word.

Yeah. I say that. The notebook. But now for you, maybe I'll give it another try. The notebook? Yeah. Please do. Fast forward through some parts.

I should be good. Don't you dare. Can I ask if someone has never seen the notebook? And true. And true. But no cultural references. has never seen the notebook? Andrew, Andrew. But in true, in true places. You ever seen the notebook? Should I watch this? And do I have to watch it with my girlfriend or can I watch it on, I mean.

I watch it on the plane by myself all the time. It would only be enjoyable if I'm with someone else. It'll be much less enjoyable if you're with your partner cause I don't want to wreck anything. What? Cause it's, what am I doing? I'm not gonna wreck anything. Does a flight attendant ever come over and go,

sir, are you okay? I say, get your fucking hand off me! No I'm not, I'm watching The Notebook is what I say. Andy, do not listen to this man. See that with a partner. For sure. See? Somebody agrees. Watch it on your own first and then lie about having seen it.

Maybe have crying sex. Have sad sex afterwards. It's a fantasy. James Marsden holy buckets there's not a better looking person on the bus then is in the dope yeah yeah oh it's got a killer cast that's why yeah it does star-studded as it were directed by John Cassavetes jr. whatever his name is yeah he's also an actor right what Yeah. Nice. Nick Cassavetes is also an actor.

Right. What else? Did he do something gnarly? He did something. He did. He's in Face Off. Yeah, yeah. He's the other giant bald bad guy in Face Off who gets shot in the neck

and then weirdly kisses his sister played by Gina Gershon. Gina Gershon, right? Like in a weird brother sister, like a Luke Leia layout, they haven't decided yet, but they clearly have. He's the guy that gives Castor Troy the golden guns when it's John Travolta. No more drugs for that man, yeah. That's Nick Kessem-Ace. Do any of you want to change your answer to Face Off?

Seems like you're into it. I feel like I say that every other time I'm on the show. Does that ring a bell, Face Off? I have some repeat guests that have the nerve to come in and say the same movie every time. I feel like I've said the same movie a few times. Yeah, I don't like it. Sorry buddy.

Alright, anyway, those are some great recs and especially if you, this is for the AARP crowd basically. Oh is it? The notebook is a young person's game. A lot of young people watch the notebook. They love it. To James Garner's for the price of one. It's a Broadway musical now, the notebook. Get out of town. Yeah, it didn't get great reviews so I don't know if I'll get around to it.

I don't care. Man, that would be. Because James Garner's not available. That's where they screwed up Well until he's recent. He's dead for now. That's what we say in the biz. He's unavailable You know AI James Garner is probably excited for the project. Oh, yeah Yeah, that's what's gonna happen with AI How is anyone surprised with AI? 20 years ago we had Fred Astaire dancing on the ceiling with a vacuum cleaner.

And people have the nerve to be surprised about what AI is doing now. Can we say something a young person might... We're bringing up Fred Astaire or Lika. I can't think of anything young people do because I'm also old. I can only think at this point that the listeners are dying to hear some commercials. So we're gonna take a break. And we will be right back.

We're back. During the break, the gentleman on stage picks some name tags. Andy's going to play for Princess Jasmine and Sean is playing for Jay's Anatomy because he doesn't care that that's TV. That's his favorite current show. And Sam is playing for Amy and Michelle's High School Reunion, of course, name tag made by Amy. Thanks for doing the name tag made by Amy.

Thanks for doing the name tag thing, I appreciate it. And now we're gonna play some games. The first game we're gonna play tonight is stupid. It's called Live Die Repeat. People have fired up for it. I'm going to say the title of an existing movie. I'm going to say it slowly, one word at a time. The first person on stage who can say the full, complete, and correct title is the winner. Every time somebody guesses incorrectly, I'll start back at the winner. Every time somebody guesses, I'll start back, you know, guesses incorrectly.

I'll start back at the beginning. Good luck to everybody. And you might even giggle a little bit in there too, like when you start over sometimes you giggle. Oh yeah. That's not part of the title though. That's just me enjoying how dumb this is. It's fun. I think it's fun. It is. Here we go. The. The Crotiquet. Now he's got to start over. I mean I'd just stop doing this show altogether if that was what I the answer because also that would be weird as such a short okay the one and only that's the title of a movie one only yeah no yeah Sam knows Sam was like that's too short's not it. But the one and only was Henry

Winkler played a wrestler. Directed by Karl Reiner, I think. Anyway, the one and only genuine, original. Original. Andy breathes so heavy right there. Family. Band. The one and only original family band. I think Sam got it. Yeah, let's hear it for Sam everybody. You're like John Machito over there, like world's fastest talker.

The one that like doesn't like a microphone very bad. Is that the microphone you said? You sounded like the disclaimer at the end of a car commercial or Valtrex or whatever. That's for her. That's for her. The Valtrex car commercial? That is a real movie title, that is from 1968.

Wow. It was a Disney movie. And a good old Kurt Russell was in it. he was a young Kurt Russell the last thing Walt Disney ever wrote He wrote it when they found him dead at his desk the last thing he had written on his ledger was Kurt Russell They found dead in his desk. Look that up. They found okay. They found him dead at his debt was sitting I forgot if he was dead there, but the last thing he wrote was Kurt Russell. I thought you meant that was the last movie he wrote, not that he just wrote, Kurt Russell has died. The last words Walt Disney wrote were Kurt Russell.

I think a lot of old dudes who wish they were Kurt Russell died writing Kurt Russell. So that's like people in their deathbed saying they're the Zodiac. I feel like it's people who are about to die just mysteriously write Kurt Russell. Well I mean Walt Disney had employed a young Kurt Russell in the Devil Wears Tennis Shoes. The computer wore tennis shoes. The devil wore Prada you dickhead. Isn't he in Super Dad also? He's in a bunch of Disney movies. Yeah. So Kurt Russell just is on Walt Disney's mind all the time. But who knows what he was writing. He could have been writing Kurt Russell is a shithead

or something and died after Russell. Oh, maybe he was about to write Kurt Russell is murdering me. Yeah. Kurt Russell should be looked into on this. Kurt Russell is going to be the new voice of Aladdin when they remake it. What?

Nothing funny at all. I was just kidding. Yeah, I guess so. I didn't understand any of it. The new Aladdin was... Will Smith. But there hasn't really been a new Aladdin. I was just kind of riffing with my friends and it didn't go that well. And now we're lamenting on it. I don't see why. Oh, I see. because it's a Disney movie

and Princess Jasmine is here, so you're playing to her. So we did connect. Now I get it. Now I'm not an asshole so much, right? No, you're just not a joke to her. Why is my face red and I'm sweating? Jesus, you guys ever get put on the spot like that? It makes you nervous.

Holy cow. It's redder than it was 30 seconds ago. Tell me it's not. No, the lights are flattering. All right, well good luck in our next game. Sean, I think you have a real good chance here. No, is it skateboard burrito? That'd be a weird game. But all of my games are weird, I guess, when you think about it. All right, so Sam gets to go first in our next game, and it's called Bobbles, Bangles, and Beads. Bobbles, bangles, and beads.

Yes. I'll name a movie in this game, and it'll be your job to figure out if this movie includes a song written or performed by Bob Dylan, the Bangles, or the Beatles. Bobbles, Bangles, or Beatles. Sam gets to go first. If he misses, And Sam gets to go first. If he misses, then there's obviously two more answers. So then. Why would I do well? What do you know about me that I don't?

That you have a one in three chance. And sometimes a one in two chance. And sometimes the answer will just be handed to you. All of those things could happen. Let's see if they do. So I was saying, Sam is gonna go first. Then we'll was gonna go first then we'll go to Andy then we'll go to Sean Sam are you ready? I guess so As you'll ever be all right

Which one of those three which one has a song in Porky's revenge, of course a song in Porky's Revenge. Of course. It's on the soundtrack or something. Yeah. It's in there. I'm gonna say The Bengals. Incorrect! Yep. Yeah. What do you think there, Andy? That would have been my I would have thought of the three that's the affordable one. Yep. But given that I think the Beatles are notoriously expensive and hard to work with and as weird as Dylan is I'm gonna say Dylan. You're gonna go Bob Dylan on this one? A Bob Dylan song in Porky's Revenge? That is correct! What song? Good one Andy. It just so happens I'm gonna say what song. Every time.

I love your inquiring mind though. Is it the girls they are a-changing? No, but I want more of that. It's called I Don't Wanna Do It. Oh, that Bob Dylan song. That classic Bob Dylan song. But that was Bob Dylan covering the Bengals, so I feel like I should get the... That's not true at all. All right, here we go.

Here's the next one. And, oh, Andy got that one, so you get to go first on this one, Sean. I don't like that. I'd like to go third. But I get it. Well, it might not get to you, you know what I mean? You get first crack at it.

I think you might have a strong feeling about this. You might have seen this motion picture. It's not as sad as the ones you normally like, but it has its moments. A character, a beloved character dies in it. It's a film called Roadhouse from 1989, not the Jake Gyllenhaal. Boy.

This is old school Roadhouse. Is there a Bob Dylan song, a Bangle song, or a Beatles song in Roadhouse? Maybe even performed by, who is it, Is there a Bob Dylan song, a Bangle song, or a Beatles song in Roadhouse? Maybe even performed by, who is it, Jeff Healy is in that movie doing songs? What do you think, Sean? Goddamnit. Bob Dylan. That is correct!

Well done, Sean. You're on the board. You've got a point. And this song is When the Night Comes Falling to the Sky. Sure. I mean, Bob had a lot of songs. That's what I'm gonna say. That's what I hear about the guy. He really banged them out. All right. Sam. Yep. Back to you. Here we go. Here we go. The film is gross point blank. Yeah, great one. What do you think Sam? I mean I feel like it's probably Bob Dylan again but I mean the whole thing is their 10-year reunion it was in the late 90s so the reunion would have been it would have all been a high school in the 80s gotta be the Bengals gotta be. You think it's the Bengals? Probably not but at this point I don't know what's going on anymore.

I'm pretty sure it is. I think it is. What song would you think it was? I don't know, A Hazy Shade of Winter? Can't. That's in Less Than Zero. Yeah, I know. It's quite famous, not famously,

but you know, the video for Hazy Shade of Winter is all clips from Less Than Zero when Robert Downey Jr. is about to be almost not a thing anymore but he grows up through the from the ashes became Iron Man. Sure did. Yeah so good for him. That is correct. We got a three white tie going in this game. This is a real this is a really exciting one and now we move over to oh did I say that song? It was Walk Like an Egyptian.

Because Minnie Driver plays a DJ. So when you look at the songs from that movie, it's a bunch of hits from the time. That soundtrack is one of my favorites. That and Trainspotting are one of the two best 90s soundtracks. Yeah. It's got Rudy Can't Fail.

All right, you're up next Andy. And the movie is Jobs starring Sam Levine. Jobs. What a dick. As what's your name, what's your character name? Apple designer number one. How many designers were there? Two.

I was supposed to be unbilled in that movie and they said, fuck you, we're not gonna read this contract. Oh, damn. We're not gonna honor this. Somebody just probably thought they were being nice. Like, oh, he was in it. What happened?

You're supposed to be unbilled and then you're billed. What's the recourse on that? You say, hey, you guys fucked up. They go, oops. Who was number two? I do not remember up they go oops did who was number two I do not remember okay do you remember if number two would want to be on build because that would be really hard to be watching the credits and see number two and never a number one they probably would have just changed him to Apple

designer oh yeah that's what makes sense yeah whoever whoever was in charge of those credits was asleep at the wheel, but what do you think? Can I just, maybe I can't ask clarifying questions, but is this the Sorkin fastbender or the Kutcher? Sorkin fastbender, that's my bachelor party right there. Oh yeah. Top 69, that was terrible, do it again. We didn't even make a sound, no one's gonna say anything. We touched each other terrible do it again we didn't even make a sound no one's gonna say anything we touched each other is it what is under what you want to know

which jobs it is it's the one that's just called jobs yeah cuz one of them had a bigger budget because it was you know hey audience please I don't know if that could you or or fastbender really helps in solving this riddle the Sorkin one was a higher profile one that could afford the Beatles I see I'm not gonna let that influence my decision still feels Beatles II because I know Steve Jobs loved them Beatles and got sued by them because Apple Records and Apple the computer company promised, don't worry we'll never get into music. Beatles, don't say Beatles. No. Oh damn it.

John? I'm gonna go Bengals. You think there's a Bengals song in Jobs starring Sam Levine as number, I mean at least they made you number one. Did you have more lines than the other guy? I had a lot of lines and they were all cut on the day. You got there and they said we're not, you're not gonna say any of this shit? Yes. I was told we're rehearsing on set. And then right before we started rolling, I was told none of these lines are gonna be said. Who directed that one?

A guy named Joshua Michael Stern. Oh, of course. That's why we all know him, because that movie turned out so great. I think he directed... I think he directed Swing Vote. Yeah, but the other one that you were thinking of, that's called Steve Jobs. I think he directed, I think he directed Swing Vote. Yeah, but the other one that you were thinking of,

that's called Steve Jobs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tom Tate's peak volcano situation, man. Pull your head out of your ass next time, alright? What's your guess? I already said it. Which one did you say? The Bengals.

Oh, right, and I was winding up to say no. Sam, what do you say? The Bengals. Oh, right. Oh, right. And I was winding up to say no. Sam, what do you think? Oh, boy! I was like, it'll be so funny if one of these other guys gets this one that Sam is actually in. It didn't play out that way. Did you know the whole time? No, absolutely not.

Because you've maybe seen it once? If that. You just watched yourself not say any of those lines and clicked it off. Yeah, I was bummed about the experience. But I'm going to say that's Robert Zimmerman himself, Bob Dylan. That is correct. That's Robert Zimmerman? I didn't know that.

I didn't know that. We're all here to learn. Andy's up first on this next one. Wow, there's five? All right. Oh, there's, let me count them up. We're gonna be here until mid-night. There's 73.

That looks like it is manifesto. Writing, it's one word. All right, here you go, here you go Andy. Which one of those people, bands have a song in a motion picture called You Too, Rattle and Hum? The great concert film. Oh, and this could include the band covering... A cover is...

Songs written or performed by Bob Dylan the Vangels or the Beatles yeah I'm gonna go I believe Bono does some spiel about how he's gonna like we're taking this back from Charles Manson because it's and then the helter-skelter I'm gonna beat us holy buckets I thought Bono was right next to me for a second this is a song that's written by a good band, but co-opted by a bad man and we're taking it back tonight or something like that. Bono, Jesus Christ, my buddy Andy Wood. I'm also a ghost, I think. My favorite thing about that movie that was shot at the Sun Devil Stadium at ASU is I just like calling it Spackle and Come. Whoa! is I just like calling it spackle and come. You know you have fun when you ask for a ticket at the box office.

But you were correct there Andy. That was a that was a real gimme. That was one that I invented to try to help somebody get a point because it's actually a double. Who do you think the other one is in that movie yeah because they do all along the watch tower in rattling home yeah so congratulations Andy you mean you two didn't do a Bengals song I can't see Bono doing that Prince wrote a Bengals song doesn't get any better than that. Manic Monday? Yeah. What a wild coincidence that we're sitting here on a manic Tuesday. Ladies and gentlemen. All right, we're almost done with this one. Here we go. Andy's got two, Sam's got two, Sam, I mean Sean,

I just like saying Sam so much. Andy got that one, so Sean, this is your chance to make a three-way tie. This is gonna be... I hear you cluckin', big chicken. This is gonna be exciting. Let's do it. Is that the notebook?

Which? Which? Which? Which? Which? Which? Which? Which?

Which? Which? Which? Which? Which? I heard the war was tough. I hear you clucking big check. The movie takes place in the 1940s. Get it together. Here you go, Sean. The smell of your step in it. There's another one. Which one has a song in Free Willy 2? Also, just sidebar, do you want to guess what the subtitle is of Free Willy 2? Zipper Down.

Like a dick. Like a dick. Ah, Willie. Yes. A lot of people call their penis a Willie when they're serious. A lot of people call a free Willie a whale. That's what was in my brain. So I was like, what do zippers have to do with a whale? You gotta have more fun, man. I do. I need to enjoy it more. What? Is it Pensacola Drift? Oh, I like it. I like it. But no, no, no. They called that one the Adventure Home. I wanted to say the Voyage Home, but I know that wasn't right.

Well, there was a Star Trek about the whales had voyage. Yeah, voyage in there. That was a voyage? The Voyage Home. Okay all right all right so what's your guess Sean? I'm gonna go to the Bengals again okay well I tried to you know no you tried to what you tried to help me well you know try to help everybody I appreciate. I like a three-way tie at the end. It's exciting. But now Sam can take it all. He's only got a 50-50, Sam. 50-50. If I had a coin in my pocket, Doug, I'd flip it.

Does anybody have a coin? Throw it at him. Throw it right at my face. Yeah. All right. Nobody has coins anymore. Yeah. Nobody's got coins anymore. We're living in a cashless world. What's wrong with our society? Yeah, what's wrong with my pockets?

A lot of stuff. Just coins. Oh, you know what I got? I just have, I have holy pockets. We got these Listerine pocket strips. Okay, flip those. We're gonna call this Face Up, that's Face Down. Face Up, I'm gonna go Dylan, Face Down to Beals. What about Face Off? Face Off, damn it!

Face Up, Dylan! You're going Bob Dylan? That would be ridiculous for Bob Dylan to have a song in Free Willy 2, but he sure fucking does. Woo! For mystery and for the win. That song is called Forever Young. And then, you know, if we had needed to go to a tiebreaker,

the next one was gonna be the Country Bears. They do the entire White Album. The Disney, right? The Disney classic. So much heroin. Number nine, number nine. That fucking song is batshit. Have you ever heard that song?

Which song? The Revolution Number Nine? There's no song to it at all. Oh, well, right. It's just noises for a long time. The track on the album. Yeah, yeah. Shani.

It's insane. Revolution No. 9. The album has three tracks called Different Revolutions, but it jumps all the way to Revolution No. 9 for that one. It's just like with Sam and the second guy. Yeah. Yeah. Like, why did all the ones that got cut, for that one without it's just like with Sam and the second guy like you know why did all the ones that get cut got cut why I remember the revolution number

three four five okay Oh country bears did anybody guess the white oh that's right you did sort of, it's another Bob Dylan song. It's in the Country Bears. And it's a song called Everything Is Broken. Especially my zipper. It's not the Subterranean Homesick Blues? No, but that's been in a few movies. Holy shit.

Alright, so Sam won that game everybody! And we'll find out what he won right after the break. We'll be right back. We're back. Andy was saying something interesting during the break. Do you guys like trivia? We were talking about rich musicians and I'm pretty sure there's a gentleman who's still in the top 10 richest living musicians. What's the least giveaway he wanted to clue you in on? for playing a brass instrument. Michael Bolton. Oh, Kenny G. Kenny G.

And his last name is... That's not brass. It's a woodwind. It's a woodwind. The Karate Kid. His last name is, inspires one of the letters in A and M. Because he started it.

Oh, Herb Alpert. Herb Alpert. It's worth like 800 million dollars because all of our parents had his trumpet albums. It's crazy, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't, right? Yeah.

I didn't know that about you. Did I get mouth trumpet? You could do that. I don't know how well I do it, but I made an attempt to sound like it's... Just like how that bono was on my right, I thought the trumpet was on my left. It helped him singing the melody, because no one would have known what I was doing. It really played into it nicely. Alright, so...

Do you want a brass over there? Um, alright... Like a weird poop. You've been hanging out with kids too much. I wish. I have a three-year-old who's born on June 9th. That's 69 if you're checking. So, it's always funny. Anyway, let's keep going. I'm tough. I was gonna check

That's why I try not to have all guys on the barrel too much high five Least high five motherfucker ever You dragging them into your high five world. I know, it's infectious. I get bro-y. Sorry. It's infectious? Infectious.

Yeah. You thought maybe you knew even worse than an infection. Oh, that's not an infection. That's infectious. Wait, did I say right that time? All right. Here we go. Our final game that we're gonna play today.

It's a big one. It'll take a minute. It's a little something. Sam's making a face like he hasn't noticed that every live show's had the same game at the end for a few years now. And this one is called Last Person Standing Deluxe. Woo!

I always add fancy words like that on there, but it's just the same game that we play. Basically, I should have warned people about this during the commercial break, because the three people that are being played for by my guests on stage, each of you, for this game, I'm going to need you to think about an actress that you like. It's been in a lot of movies. We're gonna get one actress from each of you. Also maybe look at these guys and think what actress they'd

be into maybe based on what you know so far. Like obviously Sean's really into Rachel McAdams. I am, she's dope, I am. And Meredith Grey. Ellen Pompeo, you dickhead. You're not really a dickhead, I love you so much. I love Ellen Pompeo and I also love Ralph Vesuvius. Volcanoes. I didn't get it.

Andy got it, Andy got it. All right, that's all that matters to me when the science guy gets it, I feel like I did it right. All right, so you're each gonna give a name, and then the four of us, I play along on this one, we're gonna take turns naming movies that have any one of those three actresses in it. You can pick any actress, you just have to name a movie that one of them is in,

that we all agree is true. And when you can't think of one, you're out, except that same person, this is another thing to think about when you come up with a name, that same person is your lifeline that you can go to once. So if you're out of names, you can call on them and hopefully Jasmine or Jay or Amy will, all women, will come to the rescue and help you out. So let's start with Andy's name tag Princess Jasmine. What actress would you like us to use? Kate Blanchett. Great actress, lots of movies.

Give her some applause. She listens. And all right Kate with a C, here we go. Our next person we need to go to is Sean's person, Jay's Anatomy, Jay, what actress would you like us to use? I'm gonna go with Emma Stone. Emma Stone, who we learned repeatedly lately, is actually Emily Stone, but she had to change it because there's some lately is actually Emily Stone, but she had to change it because there's some other actress with Emily Stone when she started. I'd say another actress name, but I don't want to say it out loud.

Another famous actress also has a different name than her well-known stage name. Oh. Emma Zimmerman? Why can't you? Well, because we're about to get a third name, I don't want to influence. Right. I mean, I don't want any influence. Right. Okay.

I mean, I don't know how big of an influence that would be. And also who cares if they picked it? Like, it's fine. So who is it? I don't want to say. I don't want to give the appearance of any impropriety. It's my name. Teen Titans of the Gridiron, ladies and gentlemen.

Yeah, Sam must know a lot of movies when one was in because he knows her other name. But thank you Sam I appreciate that you know Amy help us out Kirsten Dunst what did her name used to be Sam? Kiki D. No Ann Hathaway's name is really Annie. Annie Hathaway? Annie Hathaway. I know that sounds like, oh yeah, duh, but no, sincerely like. I don't know why Annie sounds like a nickname.

So why didn't you do a mic drop after you said that? That was really, people were blown away, I bet. I know. But no, she's like when she's, she said in every other aspect of her life, everyone who knows her calls her Annie. It's not like when some dickhead calls said in every other aspect of her life, everyone who knows her calls her Annie. It's not like when some dickhead calls like, well, I was with Bobby and they're talking about Robert De Niro. I don't know why that boils my blood so much, but it's just like, just, you don't have to

do that. Do you do that? I mean, when I hang with Bob, everybody calls him Bob. At least you with Bob. Everybody calls him Bob. At least you say Bob. Yeah, you call people what they like to be called or whatever, you know. If they do like a nickname like that. But I know I've never, I like just Doug.

Cool. Because it already sounds like a nickname. Like, uh. Bonnie, when I call you Ducky Freshman, I call you Ducky Freshman. I've actually seen, like in the early days of of my career for a while IMDB at the top said Douglas Doug in quotes Benson okay like it's Ludacris Douglas Ludac, Bridges, that's his name right? Ludacris Bridges. But Chris, it's a play on Chris. It took me forever to, you know, once I found out his name was Chris, it took me forever to put together Ludacris.

Ludacris. Yeah. Makes more sense now because it seems weird to name yourself something, name yourself something that makes you sound like you're ridiculous. You know, like, you're gonna go see Ludacris? Doesn't sound like a great idea. I have seen, I would go see Ludacris in a heartbeat. Sight on seeing a budget. Well now you would, but I'm feeling based on the name alone you would have. We did this on a podcast a while back,

drafting like band names that you would go see just based on their names. Ludacris is one of those I would go to. Guar was another one. If only we had a time machine to prove that you might not be interested in laying down here. You can meditate and go back in time, as long as you don't keep any loose change from 1979.

Spoiler alert. Well, don't say what it's a spoiler from, and it isn't really a spoiler. OK, so do we get three names? Yeah. Kate Winslet? Oh, no. Kate Blanchett.

Kate Blanchett. Emma Stone. Emma Stone Emma Stone, and Kiki D. Kirsten Dunst. Yeah. Okay, so all three of you be thinking of movies of the actresses that you named. Three really good ones. I like all three of these a lot, so that's going to be fun. So Sam won that last business so he's gonna go first and we'll come down to me then to Sean then to Andy. I'll try not to take any obvious ones from you guys. I'll try to go obscure. I'll take the obvious ones. I like to play. Is that what you do? You try to take the obscure ones? I change all the time like sometimes I do sometimes I don't because if I'm trying to think do, sometimes I don't. Because if I'm trying

to think of obscure ones I can't think of one I'll just blurt it out. Pretty woman or whatever, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Because I want to stay in. I don't want to lose. You know, I want to win. I'm here to win. I only bring you here together just to try to, you know, beat you. But Sam's probably gonna, oh, anyway. Start us off, Sam. Elizabeth. You gotta say the person. I know who it is. Sorry, Kate Blanchett. Kirsten Dunst.

Sorry, Kate Blanchett. I'm an asshole, I thought it was Kirsten Dunst. No, no, no. I'll stay in my lane. What did you think Elizabeth was? A movie with Kirsten Dunst in it. That's what? Couldn't tell you.

Just some lady named Elizabeth? You know what, I'll say it. Go, let's go. I'll say it. What I thought it was. Okay, wait. You gotta wait for your turn. Cause I gotta do one.

I'll go, for Kirsten Dunst, I'll go Dick. Oh yeah. Yeah. Elizabeth Towne, Kirsten Dunst. Yes. Right, aren Oh yeah. Yeah. Elizabeth Towne, Kristen Dunst. Yes! Right, that's it, okay. Your beautiful brain. I was fucking, I was so nervous. No, I thought that's where I was going, but I didn't want to, you know, fill in the blanks

prematurely. And, eee! I'm going to bring it...on. Oh, you really did wrong, man. Uh oh. I'm going to bring it on. Oh, you really did brawl, man. Uh-oh. Sam, you're like the king of this. I can't tell you how much I love when there's fucking four of us up here

and I get to do this. Elizabeth the Golden Age. Oh! What? No way. Yeah, they made a squeak-wool. They made a squeak-wool? They made a squeak-wool, you guys. Yeah, they made a squeak-wool. They made a squeak-wool? They made a squeak-wool, you guys. Yeah, they made a squeak-wool. It's her with the chipmunks.

Pretty good. Oh, that's good. Okay, back to me. A. Oh, this is fun. Oh. I don't want to fuck it up and say it wrong, so I'm just gonna say Superbad. That's an easy one to say. Or how I learned to stop wording in love with you.

Love Superbad? I know that one. No, I'll think of it. Oh, I got it now. So do you say Superbad? When it's back to me, I'll do it. Well, I thought it was a subtitle of Superbad that you didn't want to say in case it was wrong.

There is no subtitle. It's just Superbad. That's it. Superbad, a movie for young boys. I just saw that one. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That was a subtitle of Superman that you didn't want to say in case it was wrong. There is no subtitle. It's just Superman. That's it. Superman, a movie for young boys. I just saw recently that on the DVD or whatever on the save screen, it's footage of a silhouette

of Michael Cera dancing around. And they thought it'd be fun to... They filmed him dancing around for an hour just to see, you know, just so that people watching don't think, what? This thing doesn't, when's it gonna loop? When's it gonna, you know, but they won't watch it for a full hour to find out when it loops, you know, so they'll give up on it. It's such a funny, weird prank on people, you know?

Brother, that is curious, much like the case of Benjamin Button. Yeah! Got it, got it. Now say it right. The curious case of Benjamin Button. Yeah! Got it. Got it. Now say it right. The curious case of Benjamin Button. Good job.

Good job. I was just fucking around with the titles. But that was good. Andy? Have a little fun up here. Yeah. Be careful. Try that on Jeopardy.

I'm going to just go. What is a curious thing that happened to Benjamin? What is? Bro. On the way to Benjamin Button. I'm gonna go tar with the little circle over the A. Yeah, so that we know how to pronounce it. It's an accent, Mark. I love that it's a completely made-up character.

I'm also gonna make up a weird thing on the little letter. Sam? It came up earlier tonight, although I think it might have been during a commercial. I'm also gonna make up a weird thing on the little letter. Sam? Came up earlier tonight, although I think it might have been during a commercial, Blue Jasmine. That's right, you sneaky, sneaky boy. It's the exact title thing that can really play with your mind.

But oh, the one I was going to say earlier is Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, Emma Stone. Interesting, yeah. Crazy Stupid Love. Nice. Interesting punctuation. Get sexier you two. Interesting punctuation. Did you hear that? They're just like oh. I love that movie except for the subplot about Steve Carell's little boy being in love with that girl and all that business. Well then she's also in love with Steve Carell. Like the age gaps are too large in

in both those scenarios. Yeah you know but that happens to a little boy can fall in love with a much older teenage girl or whatever. A little boy can fall in love with thousands of older women, but it's nothing. I just hate the storyline in the movie because the kid fucking sucks. He's just annoying.

It's just suddenly there's this kid ruining this movie that's really fun, Steve Carell. It was Gosling being cool and funny at the same time. Like he, as an actor, he's in so many movies where he just has to just play these stupid, boring, weepy. He's so brooding all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Silent.

Okay, sorry. It's your show. I just love where Ryan Gosling's gone. I just think he's, I like him more as a funny actor than a dramatic actor. Although I haven't seen Fall Guy yet, but everyone says Fall Guy's great. People seem to love it, yeah, but it just didn't get people out to the theaters for some reason. I think it's based on IP, nobody really cares about.

If you care about Fall Guy, you're gonna be mad that they remade it, and everyone else just doesn't care. I didn't know that until recently, then it's like it was a whole, I had no idea, I thought it was original. Based on a TV show, yeah. I remember seeing ads for the show, but never, that it was a whole, I had no idea that it was original. Based on a TV show, yeah. I remember seeing ads for the show, but never knew that it was about a stuntman

until the movie came out. So that's how it permeated my 80s brain. It was on the 80s, right? It was the 70s. I was on this like, yeah, 70s, 80s. It must have been 80s, because he was the $6 million man in the 70s. Right, right, right.

Okay, go ahead. Oh yeah, I'm gonna go Sam Raimi joint called Spiderman. Oh. Oh, Sam Raimi joint. We're gonna do this, are we, Sam? I guess we are gonna do this. Spiderman 2. The amazing Spiderman, Sean. The Virgin Suicide yeah yeah do it do it do it not gonna risk do it

she's in it do it I think idiot do it risks yet when I've got the aviator there for me. I just don't trust myself. Sam will do it. Sam will do it. Spider-Man 3! Yay! She is, right? Yeah, yeah.

Kristen Dunst is in all three of those. Obviously. Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK. Thor Ragnarok. Sean. Oh no. Hold on. Hold on. Do you need your lifeline? No I don't. It's never too early to go to your lifeline. Don't need my lifeline. This is insane. Really helps you stay in the game if you go to your lifeline.

This is... All right, fine. For lack of... Don't want to stall. Jay, do you have anything? So I do my... Yeah, you just name any movie that... Oh, any of the three if you want. Yeah, any of any of them. Just about a movie that any of those three ladies are in that we haven't said yet. Oh, okay. Well, La La Land.

La La Land. Nice. Didn't I say that? I didn't say that first. Uh-uh. I must have been thinking... You thought it first. I'm a fucking idiot.

Sorry. Thanks. Thanks. I'm a fucking idiot. I'm a fucking idiot. I'm a fucking idiot. I'm a fucking idiot that I didn't say that first I must have been you thought it first fucking idiot thank you sorry la la la I swear to God I said that first I know what is it here's I didn't write it down but we can play the tape line if you could please know okay Andy I'm gonna go with the sequel, Zombieland. Oh, Sam?

Oh, I see what you did there. I'm also gonna do a sequel, The Amazing Spider-Man 2. Yeah, it was right there for the taking. I can't believe you guys, you poor things. Sean? Oh, no, I see this. I got it. Hey.

Hey. Hey. Yes. I can tell. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. God damn it. You did a great job, buddy. And you can still sit here and be mean to Andy if you want.

Which? Right? You're tapped. Was Cate Blanchett in the Life and Times of David Gale? Or was that Winslet? Kate Winslet. It was Winslet. Yeah, that E-T-T at the end, like there's two similar.

It's hard to... Right about? Yeah. I think so. That was the wrong answer. Let's hear it for Sean, everybody. Not happy about this. Really not. You'll be alright.

Andy. I thought you were maybe throwing him a lifeline when you said tapping out. Oh, no, I wasn't actually, but you know, that's a good point. Do Zombieland 2 colon double tap. Yes. Most people don't remember double tap. That was a, we played a game where none of my guests even had any idea it was called Double Tap. And I was trying to give them clues.

And they still wouldn't help. Because they talk about it a lot in the first Zombieland, that that's one of the things you do, is shoot them twice. What are the rules? Double Tap. All right, Sean. I hate Sam.

That's all right. I literally can't remember. Have we said the Aviator yet? Uh-huh. You did? No, we didn't say it yet. I was kidding. No, I didn't. You did. You said the aviator yet? Uh-huh. You did? No, we didn't say it yet. I was kidding. No, I didn't.

You did. You said the aviator? Instead of Spider-Man, because I want to risk this. Oh, right. I'm not sure about this either. Okay, okay. All right, very well. The Life of Quadek with Steve Zissou.

Yes. Very good. I'd say at this point, Sam is the favorite. Ooh. Oh, my God. Are we what? I love that laugh in the favorite. I love that laugh in fact. That gave me two more right there. Oh it's not a two more. Oh Andy. Civil War. Yes indeed.. This is definitely no easy A. There it is.

Yeah. It's also an interview with the vampire. And her first movie. She's so cute. Little vampire. That answer is for the bird, comma, man. Alright. Let's take a moment and ask, do you really want to get into Birdman? Because I want the full title. Wait, if I say it I will lose if I don't. If you get it wrong you lose, you might want to change your answer. Can I think for a second?

I'll give you a second. It's up. I don't want to do it then. I'm going to do it when it gets to me. Or Sam, do you know it? I do, but I'll let you do it. Oh, what a gentleman. If we're just saying it, I know it too, whatever. Don't need to ask me, but I do it.

Let's not discuss it further, we all just know it. I'm just bored, so I'm just like, no, I know. Conceal yourself. I was really just banking on having a moment to I'm just bored, so I'm just like, no, I know. Concentrate yourself. Andy? I was really just banking on having a moment to not have to think of one, because I thought that was a lock. It's...

Why not? Comet is coming to destroy the planet, god damn it. Now I'm helping someone else with um. I think these two are pretty. You would have been helping me but I'm out. Oh man. You're going to worry about these two. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. I'm not feeling confident at this point. Oh I'm sorry, Jasmine, I'm running out. Oh here we go. Life line. Cinderella, Cate Blanchett. Cinderella, Cate Blanchett, yes. Wait, didn't you say, didn't she say? No, Jason. Oh, okay, okay. Okay.

Uh, which one? Cinderella. Cinderella? Who's Cinderella in it? Cate Blanchett was the evil stepmother. Who's Cinderella in it, was my question. Amy Adams? No, no. She doesn't have to know that. She does to make me understand that

this is real. Lily from Baby Driver. Oh, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. That's true. Lily James? Yes, yes. That's it. That's it. Good job. Your turn. Oh me? Yeah. That's a fucking cat. The Lord of the Rings Return of the King. Oh goody. Careful. Word. Okay, I'm gonna try it. Just cause I got nothing to lose.

You're gonna slam dunk at that. It's the word that has the in it more than any other movie ever made. And it's called The Lord of the Rings, The Fellowship of the Ring. Yeah. Nice try. Oh shit, I was gonna do Birdman anyway.

Back to you, back to you Andy. Let's hope The Lord of the Rings, the two towers? Yeah, that's right. Okay, why is Sam making a face? I'm not sure if she's in that. Oh, she's not in that one. I don't know. You know what, I'm not 100% sure, so I will not.

Yeah, let's keep going. Yeah, cause I agree with you that like. I don't want to wait. Well then Jerry Maguire. Well it makes sense. One of them probably was almost in Jerry Maguire. Let me just let me. Well, it makes sense. One of them probably was almost in Jerry Maguire. Let me be back in. No, it's just that none of us are into those movies

enough to know exactly which one she was in. But I feel like she was in all of them. That would be my feeling. And I get to make the final decision. Sam? All right, let's see if I can do this. You're gonna slam dunk a basketball. Birdman or the unexpected virtue of ignorance. I thought you'd point out that the parentheses comes after or so it's

really really makes no sense at all it's so weird. But good job. Thank you. Oh god damn it. Never saw it. Dude! I know, a gross oversight. Alright, so I gotta come up with one more. We've said so many and... Oh, oh. Oh shit, I can't think of that one. Anyway, I'm gonna call it for me. Andy? I wanna think of a reason, I can't, there's only one life I have. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There must be a reason why I always confused

Blanchett and Winslet, so it must have been a Blanchett movie that was around the time of Titanic, which I'm hoping was Shakespeare in love. That's Gwyneth Paltry. She wasn't in that in any capacity? No. I mean, do you mistake her sometimes for Judi Dench? Yeah, yes.

Or Ben Affleck. More confidence next time and you'll sell him. You just got to, you really got to come over the top with it. Yeah, it's all about confidence. So the 90s, why was I confused with Winslet? I don't know. It's just that they're both generally blonde and have that, their names end the same. Sam? So is that it?

What? Oh, you just won. Well, I mean, it would be nice if you said one more. I'll put a button on it. And made it fucking official for Christ's sake. Kate Blanchett is wonderful in Barry Levinson's Bandits. Yes, bandits. What was the one she was in with Dench about?

Not anatomy of something of a. She was in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, I was also. What? I have more. Oh, sorry, I thought we were talking about Kristen Dunst. What's the western that Kristen Dunst was in? Power of the Dog. Yes. That's what I was trying to think. Power of the Dog. Aloha. We didn't say Oceans Eight. Aloha I should have thought of. Is there a Bring It On 2? There is a Bring It On again. Kiki Dee is not in it. Yeah. Maria Antoinette. Was Cate Blanchett in England, the English patient?

No. No. Okay, then I would have lost twice, okay. That was Julia Orman? Or no, no, it was the lady with three names, I think. Christian Scott Thomas. Yeah, three. Thomas? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right, well, that was pretty good. Any, anyway, in the audience have any that we missed? Talented Mr. Ripley. Talented Mr. Ripley's got, which one? Drop Dead Gorgeous. Wait, back up a sec. Which one's in Talented Mr. Ripley? Oh, that's Blanchett.

We're looking at Paltrow again. Blanchett. That's a Paltrow movie. What does Blanchett play? Blanchett plays the other woman who thinks he's Dickie. Oh, okay. And so he has to. I don't know, the Dickie part doesn't mean anything to me. I'm really unfamiliar with this to me. Well he's not Tom Rickie to her, he's Dickie Greenleaf to her.

Yeah yeah I saw it once a long time ago but yeah. Okay. I buy it. See that's like I just confidently... Okay what was this one over here? Drop Dead Gorgeous. Oh nice. Anchorman 2. Anchorman 2? It was in there. Oh here Kirsten Dunst. Oh, okay. Wow. Oh, interesting. And do you know the subtitle of Anchorman 2? Yeah. Judgment Day. The enlist is good, but that was a good guess. Also, I think there is a Kirsten Dunst movie that is so similarly titled to the Emma Stone movie, but I think it's just called Crazy Love. Oh, it is with that Eddie from Undress, that Jay Hernandez, I think his name is, yeah.

I think that's the name of the movie. Oh, Crazy Beautiful with a slashing between the two words. That's the correct answer. That's why I didn't guess that one, no confidence. Okay, in that case, I'm the winner tonight. And no, Sam is the winner once again. Congratulations, Sam Levine. Thank you, Doug.

Let's distribute your prizes while you do your plucks. Well, as Doug mentioned two and a half hours ago, I am on cameo. Please come and see me for all your cameo needs. Father's Day is coming up. You know what? You forgot to get a gift for Dad? Come find me on cameo.

I'll tell him happy Father's Day to your father. Also, you were playing for Amy, right? what you forgot to get a gift for dad come find me on cameo tell happy father's day to your father also you were played for Amy right yes also Doug you may recall some years ago I was telling you about a movie I was acting in about human trafficking and I play a bad guy and I'm told that movie has a title now called City of Dreams and is supposedly opening this year Over the summer. Oh So this might be the first time possibly the only time I talk about it if that changes but there you go Heads up. Okay

Exciting and I am putting on an event in 29 Palms, California called 229 and Beyond June 7th and 8th we've got science stand-up and stargazing with Natasha Leggero, Moshe Kasher, Reese Darby and Bobcat Goldthwait and you can go to 229andbeyond.com for tickets. Reese Darby's not the one that's never been on this show. I love that guy. He's so great. I said it earlier. Jumanji is... Jumanji is. He has dibs on liking Grease Darby. He's got Darby dibs. I know what he's doing.

Yeah, Jumanji is such a better movie than it has any right to be. It's such a great. The new Jumanjis. The new Jumanji. Jumanji, you gotta say these things right. Welcome to the jungle, cause the original Jumanji was fucking Christy Dunston. We never said it.

We never fucking said it. Oh my god. That was what I was thinking of before the game even started. And then by the time we got into that. I wanted to say she sat on Dana Carvey's lap in an SNL sketch in 1990. Oh, okay. I would not have accepted that, but.

Worth a try. Everybody go to this show that Andy's doing out in the desert I'm not of accepted that, but worth a try. Everybody go to this show that Andy's doing out in the desert because it's going to turn into, I feel like this is potential to be a full blown festival after a few years. I think people like the desert. I live out there and it's fun to show people my home area now. No, I would love to hear what you have to say about the stars. You mean like celebrities, right? The stars on the stars, yes. Celebrities stargazing in the desert.

Do you have any clicks? My idea is stargazing in the desert, just go to Palm Springs and you know where famous people go. Alright, Sean? I just had an album come out on a special thing records called Girl Dad. I worked really really hard on it. Came out on Mother's Day, so listen to that on Spotify if you can and I'm part of a podcast called All Fantasy Everything we're going on a big tour June 11th through the 22nd on the East Coast in the Midwest so go to my website for dates and Sean Cougar Mellon Jordan on Instagram. Thank you. Yeah classic Sean Cougar Mellon Jordan I see that all the time. It might be the longest handle that I interact with. That's a problem.

I love it. What do I have to plug? I've got... Oh, this is a big one. So Douglas Movies is taking the summer off from here at the Improv Lab in Los Angeles, but we're going to be back on September 17th so everybody plan ahead that's gonna be Paul Feig's birthday so you know I'm sure he's got nothing better I'm sure he's got nothing better to do so let's try to get him to be a guest he has been a guest in the past and you know what shows up in the suit he never disappoints always in the suit I may have the last photos of him not in a suit really yeah 99 back when what was he doing around that time like a ribbed

like a tight ribbed turtleneck we should shoot the big zone TV series yeah so he just eat on set he wasn't like a suit guy yeah he was regular street clothes Wow maybe that's why that show only lasted a year. That's definitely a good subject. He's dressed up for Bridesmaids, the Academy Award nominated film. I'm familiar. Yeah. Have you ever seen A Simple Favor, Sam? Of course. Yeah? Yeah. Do you like it? I did enjoy it. And they're in production on the sequel right now. That's what I heard. When they were like A Simple Favor 2, I. That's what I heard when they were like a simple favorite too, I was like what?

I know, I'm very curious. I didn't think it was that well received. To see. But you know, it's got good actresses. It had a very substantial life after theaters. Yeah, yeah, which will happen with a movie where there's women in the lead roles because a bunch of jerks won't go out and check it out. But we'll be back here September 17th and not only will we be here on September

17th it's going to be the 18th anniversary of this podcast on that day. Oh you get to enlist finally! Yes this podcast is old enough to enlist or dodge the draft or whatever whatever this podcast wants to do I'm not gonna get anywhere. Congrats man, it's amazing. Yeah, so thank you to the improv for hosting us for the last few months and look forward to coming back and one more time for all of my guests Sam Levine, Andy Wood, Sean Cougar, Mel and Jordan. And I close every episode now with a last line from a motion picture and this one is from the one and only genuine original family band. As always, that's Statemanship.