Doug Loves Movies - Seth Rogen, Martin Starr, Evan Goldberg, Moises Arias, and Nick Robinson Guest

Episode Date: June 5, 2013

Doug welcomes Seth Rogen, Martin Starr, and Evan Goldberg ("This Is The End") and Moises Arias and Nick Robinson ("The Kings of Summer") to the show.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, skinny babies, sticky seats With 50 azipop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Because Doug loves movies Hey everybody! Everybody! Rock your bo- My name...

My name is Doug And I love movies This is Doug Loves Movies I like singing as well And we're coming to you Like we do on most Tuesdays From the UCB Theater in Los Angeles At 7pm

It's June 4th Two Oceans 13 Let me see your name tags Los Angeles I've been on the road and I've seen some amazing name tags. So you better step up. Are those your name tags, girls up front with purses on the floor?

What do they have in them? Yeah, you might want to... Hey, how's it going? There's rarely a former guest on the show sitting cross-legged on the floor during the proceedings, but thank you for being here. And I'm... Does every person you see

say I'm eight in or however many episodes of Arrested Development they've watched? Because this is maybe everybody. Alias Shawcat. It's an audience member. I feel like I've made it now. I feel really great about this.

Yeah, is this making you uncomfortable? That's crazy. Well, as you can see, we have five guests tonight. And now we've narrowed it down a little bit of which person in show business might not be. If there's one of them still not here, if he doesn't show up, will you jump up and take a seat? Okay. Oh, it's great to have backup.

Jordan, you're off the hook. I didn't describe any of the name tags. You guys put them down already, but that's fine. We'll work it out as we go. This weekend, I'll be at the Bloomington, Indiana Limestone Comedy Festival showing a classic movie

and interrupting it a little bit on Saturday at four, and then I'll be doing two stand-up shows with Pete Holmes on Saturday night and a dining with Doug and Karen taping on Sunday at 1.30, where audience members will actually get to eat some of the food that Karen and I are also enjoying. Like I said just a moment ago,

we've got five guest chairs out here, so I'd like to get them out right away. They are here to promote two summer films that Doug digs. A lot. Please welcome Nick Robinson, they are here to promote two summer films that Doug digs a lot please welcome Nick Robinson Moises Arias Martin Starr, Evan Goldberg and Seth

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But that's Seth Rogen's laugh, you recognize. I didn't mean to make you self-conscious. It's okay. It'll come out. It is my laugh. It's a joke in This is the End. That my laugh is annoying. Opening June 14th.

12th. 12th. It's going to take me a couple days to get around to it. Exactly. For you it opens June 14th. As long as it's that weekend, right? Let's say 12, 13, 14. See it then. In that. Yeah. See it then.

In that general vicinity. See it then. And it's not, it's not, you know, immediate sequel to this is 40. No, it's the sort of sequel.

I hope he makes, this is 50 and this is 60. Like that dude who makes those documentary about those guys. Yeah, yeah, exactly. So thank you for being here. First time guest,

Seth Rogan. And you're having being here, first-time guest Seth Rogen. Thanks for having me. And your co-writer. Yes. Co-director. Yes. Co-pilot in general. Yes.

Evan Goldberg, ladies and gentlemen. Now, before we talk to these other gentlemen here on the panel, I just very quickly need to crawl straight up both of your asses. Get in there. 50-50 is one of my favorite movies of the last few years. Thank you. When I come across it on cable, it's going to be on for the rest of it. And it makes me laugh and bums me out in equal measure. That's our goal.

That's the goal. That's what you were going for? Yeah. That's why it's called 50-50. It has one of the funniest scenes when you tell off Bryce Dallas Howard. And one of the saddest scenes when he finds out that his buddy Max Headroom is dead. Yeah. Shit gets real.

Max Headroom dies. Sorry about the spoilers for anybody who just were going to take my recommendation and now want to shove my recommendation. But it's great. Thank you so much. I love This is the End as well. Thank you so much. Thank you. Different fare.

So different. It's about as different as movies can be. Friendship and cancer are equally high level stuff. Wait, so This is the End is about friendship? Yeah. Okay. Among other things. And the apocalypse this is the end of it's about friendship? Yeah. Okay. Among other things. And the apocalypse and some other stuff.

It's about a lot of shit. Do you guys think they're showing too much in the TV ads? No. No, I think actually barely anything that happens in the second half of the movie is really showed in the TV ads. Oh, that happens to Jonah that early in the movie? Yeah, kind of. All the best jokes are not shown. Yeah, yeah.

So far. But online, we've released most of the best stuff. There's a lot of competition out there. It's a stiff marketplace. I'd release the whole movie online slowly in little tiny four-minute YouTube clips. People wouldn't know. It would take them a while to piece it together.

They did that to, you know, the film I did, Super Jaime me was like in its entirety on youtube like almost almost immediately and people would watch it in seven minute chunks yeah there you go and that's why i watched twilight they probably took uh i'm not joking have you seen all of them just the first wife or girlfriend thing no i was like alone in a hotel room somewhere i had nothing to watch. I was like, I wonder what movies are on YouTube in seven minute chunks.

Twilight was the first one that came up. I made it through six of the seven minute chunks, which is pretty fucking good. Yeah, that's 42 minutes. Yeah, that's a lot of Twilight. To think there's like a thousand more minutes of it somewhere. None of you guys are in Twilight, right?

Okay, good. I don't know their whole resumes. No, but Nick Robinson, everybody, on the far end there, is one of the two stars of the Kings of Summer that we have here today. And you play Nick Offerman's son. Yeah, Joe Torre. This is another one of those movies where it's going to go into a bunch of cities. 20 cities? 40 cities?

On Friday. I think it's 40. Yeah, you guys, don't worry about it. Just make up a number. Don't drag yourself into that. 18. What's that? I said 18. I was guessing a number. Don't drag yourself into that. 18. And what's that? I said 18.

I was guessing. That's Moises Arias, everybody. And he plays Nick's friend, who's not really his friend. It's more just like he's a guy that's good to have around because he has a certain set of skills. I'm the pet dog. You're a what? A pet dog. You're like a certain set of skills. I'm the pet dog. You're a what? A pet dog. You're like a pet dog. Okay.

You are very pointy and looking off in the distance quite a bit. Your character's very alert, and his name is Biagio. He's, yeah, it's just like... It's like you're testifying. Yes. He's like a cocker spaniel and rain man,

just like mixed in one. It's a great combo. That's exactly what I was going for. Thank you. And you nailed it, because both you guys are hilarious in it, and it's a fun, sweet movie, and everyone's going to compare it to Stand By Me.

Yeah. But you know what? Kings of Summer is happening now. Stand By Me is some old piece of shit. Fucking stand the fuck up and brush yourself off and appreciate something new. So, yeah. Fucking do it.

Oh, I thought that was late applause for what I said. I think it was both. It was serendipitous. Do you have a tennis ball in your pocket? What do you have there? Hey. How's it going, man? Everybody's going to sign this giant green baseball.

Softball? I guess it's not a baseball if it's that big. It's a giant softball. Hey, Martin Star. Hi. It's that L.A. traffic, right? It is terrible. I live on the west side.

You look so comfortable having your back to one third of the crowd. Yeah, you're very comfortable with that. How do you guys feel about it? Do you know Alia? She here? Hey. Hey there, floor creature.

Hey, guys. How's it going? Are you going to sign it too? If you don't mind Oh no I will fucking sign it So the traffic And now you're here

Martin Starr Also in As himself As everybody is in This is the End. Yes. Was that I mean Evan

do you show up in it Evan at all? I'm in it a bit. My wife's in the crowd too. We make an appearance in the last one minute. And so and you're playing

yourself as well? No, no. I got a deep character. I got a whole thing but Seth and Martin was it you know I'm sure this is gonna be the number one junket question you know what's it like playing yourself but it is interesting what's it like playing yourself it's we play kind of warped stupid versions of ourselves which we generally do in these movies anyway we just kind of warped, stupid versions of ourselves, which we generally do in these movies anyway.

We just kind of have our own names. Maybe that's kind of what makes it different, but like we could, and we reference our own movies a lot. It's fun being able to reference your friend's actual work and their actual life specifics in improv. It's easier to be mean to people when you can use actual fodder against them. That's how this show works.

Yeah, exactly. So it's nice in that regard. I think it makes it funnier in a lot of ways because there's, like, real stuff you're drawing off of. Yeah, I think it works great in this movie. It reminded me of, like, if the Larry Sanders show had faced the apocalypse. Yeah. That's kind of if the Larry Sanders show had faced the apocalypse.

That's kind of what we were going for. Because everyone's like 20 or 30% dickier than we assume they are. I hope far more than that. In a few cases, yeah. But it's also, people are fighting for their lives at some point. It's a dire situation. You've got to give them a little credit for being under that kind of pressure.

Exactly. So the prize bag, as often happens when – I still have to sign that softball. Oh, okay. Here you go. That was fun. Martin will sign that, and then I'll describe the rest of the prizes in the bag. But I was going to say that Martin's the only one that brought a prize

because that's just what happens when people are booked through another party. Because in the case of Kings of Summer, fellas, this is like a... Are we supposed to have brought more prizes? I was hoping you'd bring something from the movie that you could

sign and we could give away. They don't give the actors anything. It's not that important. Because we that important. How great is this prize? The ball signed by everybody. Plus, everybody could sign this too. A guy gave me what I think is a terrible painting.

It kind of made me think of something Franco might have. A little bit. It's Franco-ish. It's a guy named Dan Matthews who I think... I think it says Dave Matthews. Wait a minute.

That might be worth something. He looked kind of familiar. Here you go. And his name on Twitter, if you want to write to him, is Taint That a Shame. So that's fun. So that's fun. So that's fine.

He got that? I think we should all sign it. What does it say? It says, when I was a boy, they stare. When I was a boy, they stare and they still do. Yeah. That character he's drawn on there

is some sort of freak. It's some sort of one-eyed, long-haired, weird thing. But also in the prize bag, a Douglas Movies t-shirt and my CD, Smug Life, and this beautiful signed piece of art. While you guys are signing that, let me ask you the question that I ask all my guests, starting with Evan, and that is, have you been to the movies lately? I know you're busy promoting your new one, but have you seen anything? I saw Star Trek Into Darkness.

No colon, of course. Is there no colon? No colon. Come on, it's Star Trek. One long thing? Star Trek Into Darkness? Yeah, people are saying it wrong. Star Trek Into Darkness.

I'd like one for Star Trek Into Darkness, please. Not Star Trek Into Darkness? Yeah. People are saying it wrong. Star Trek Into Darkness. I'd like one for Star Trek Into Darkness, please. Not Star Trek Into Darkness. Yeah, you take that breath in there, you're fucking stupid. Star Trek Into Darkness. You're saying it wrong. It's a Star Trek Into Darkness. Did you enjoy it, Evan? I thought it was fucking awesome. It was fun. A little dumber than the last

one, more exciting. Oh, that's it. I like that. Which I think that's a good review. I'd love it if people said that about our movie. Sure. I think they will. Comparing it to 50-50, that would just be a cruel thing to say. That's an exact review.

That'd be bizarre. There's a Green Hornet joke in This Is The End. At least one, right? Yeah, at least one. What? Like. and this is the end. At least one, right? Yeah, at least one. What?

Like, what was the deal? Like, was Michelle Gondry, like, was that maybe too weird for what you guys were trying to do? It was like a perfect storm of bad shit happening. We were making it for America and China at the same time.

Yeah, that was tough. How did it work for China? Really good. It did really well in China. That's great! They might make a Kato movie there without us. That's called batting 500, isn't it? Yeah, exactly, in China. We just can't... We shouldn't make expensive movies where

we can't just do a million dick jokes. That's what we've learned over the years. That's our strength. Play to your strengths. Not enough dick jokes in Green Hornet. No, imagine. I think that would be fun. I mean, you've taken the apocalypse and thrown in a bunch of dick jokes. Tons of them, yeah.

Yeah, so you could just keep going in that direction. That's kind of our thing. What about, would you guys, would you enjoy, like, if somebody wanted to do Green Hornet 2, would you like to take another stab at it? No, no, not at all. Yeah, no, that would be a nightmare. I would rather just not work for a year. Yeah, exactly. You'd rather shoot yourself

in the face with that gun. With that gun again. Green mist. Seth, have you seen anything lately? No, I haven't been to the theater. What's the last fucking thing I saw? Could have watched it on a flight.

I saw Guilt Trip on two different flights recently. There you go. That's how that movie was made. Wasn't it a month ago? Yeah. We shot that movie in the format that plays on airplanes only. And they were like, talk loud, because the engine will be roaring. More loud bickering.

Exactly. Could we do more scenes in an enclosed vehicle? You've got to talk over the engine. There's announcements early on in the flight, so you've got to take that into consideration. I didn't see that with my mother, because I was afraid of the conversations that would happen afterwards.

I took her to see Silver Linings Playbook instead because then afterwards it's just like, oh, those crazy people. It's not anything we can relate to. Instead of not, I'm a crazy person. Like my mom saying, you yell at me like that all the time. You're a fucking asshole to me.

I think Jack Reacher I saw on an airplane. That might be the last thing I saw. Was it good? It looked rad. It was kind of like a Steven Seagal movie without Steven Seagal in it. A dude just kicking ass to find a dude. And he had some

cool scenes that were maybe lifted from Robert Downey Jr. and Sherlock Holmes where he would tell people what he was going to do to them before he did it. First I'm going to bust this guy's kneecap. He's just so little. Yeah. And he's always like that jacket. He's in this big leather jacket.

But what's-his-face is awesome as the bad guy, Werner Herzog. Is that who it is? Yeah. He's great. People here love him because he's been on this show a bunch of times. He got fucking shot during an interview. That guy's done a lot of crazy things. It's crazy.

He can lay down on the floor and just jump up onto his feet. Yeah, he's nuts. Moises, I saw you last night at a screening of Kings of Summer. That was super fun watching. Not watching. I was sitting in front of you guys, but I could hear you and your friends enjoying it. Yeah, it was dope.

I mean, it was the first time in a long time you could actually go to a theater to watch my movie. What was, prior to that, a lot of porn? Yeah. Normally sit around in a circle, circle jerk. Couple of fast fives. Yeah, but... What else have you seen lately? Great Gatsby was probably the last thing I saw.

Yeah, did you like that? It was cool. It was stylish, right? It was a little overdone. You'd work for Baz Luhrmann. Yeah, Baz is cool. It was a little overdone, You'd work for Baz Luhrmann. Yeah, Baz is cool. It was a little overdone, but yeah, it was interesting. Oh, no, be cool.

Don't talk shit about Baz. Baz is a big fan of the show. He's all about Baz. Nick, what about you? Last one I saw in the theaters was Gatsby 2, actually. Oh, they've already made a sequel? Yeah, yeah. Yes, Gatsby 2. It's called Gatsby 2, actually. Oh, they've already made a sequel? Yeah, yeah. Yes, Gatsby 2.

It's called Gatsby 2, actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm liking Green Hornet 2, actually. It was good. I liked it better than the original. I saw the original the night before. Oh, that's good. You did your homework.

Well, yeah, yeah. It wasn't intentional, but my mom was watching it and so i uh i sat in with my mom and watched the the great gatsby it was it was good i mean the old one is just kind of like a glorified soap opera it's what it reminded me of it was just like very dramatic and robert redfordy and whatever yeah it's super robert redfordy but then this new this new one he was so pure. He was like 50 when he played that role.

You know that? That blew my mind because he looks like crazy young. And now he's 300. Yeah, he's got some new movie where he's like

stranded somewhere by himself and people say it's good, but I'm like, ooh, that sounds... I hope he's got a lot of oatmeal. That sounds rough.

Yeah, I hope Wilson makes an appearance Something, just Robert Redford I don't know if I could take that Martin, what about you? I saw the Sarah Pauly movie called Stories We Tell Oh, is that good? I've heard it's awesome Really good I've heard it's delightful

It's like her own home movies, basically Yeah, it's like a documentary about her family and the stories of her family and how we all have different stories in our family. Hers is fucking crazy. It's really entertaining. All right. So see that, everybody.

Do you have anything coming up besides This Is The End? Oh, I never really got an answer for you about This Is The End, like what it was like playing yourself. Was that easy, hard, weird? Yeah, great. Fantastic. It was fun. I don't know.

It's really good to be able to work with your friends. It's crazy. I'm sorry if it's distracting you while you're trying to answer the question. I'm over here vining. Were you taking a picture of the picture? Was that what it was? Yeah, we start off on the picture, and then we come up to Martin. Okay.

It took you a really long time to find that. He had a vision. He's got a storyboard and everything. You're ready to go. We get Alia sitting there on the floor because the people listening at home are dying to see that. And then we come over to Nick and Moises and Seth and Evan.

You made it. We did it. We got all the way around and thank you for those recommendations and what do you say we play a game? Let's do it. Let's do it. Let me make sure there are no questions I didn't get to. Oh, Nick Offerman, though.

That must have been cool, right? Nick Offerman played your dad, Nick. Yeah, it was cool. No, Nick Offerman's the man. He's just a constant reminder that you're never going to be as much of a man as him. He kind of is like Ron Swanson. He kind of is Ron Swanson. Martin's pretty manly. He kind of is like Ron Swanson. He kind of is Ron Swanson. I don't know.

Martin's pretty manly. Different kind of homeless chic or something. Nick Offerman is like, Nick Offerman. I'm Nick, by the way. I'm Nick. Hey, I feel like... Yeah, no, Nick Offerman's a cool guy. I really enjoyed your movie, by the way.

Thank you. Not as much as Sarah Pauly's movie, though, it seems like. Martin, do you have advice for these two guys? Because this movie is, you know, it's going to get the kind of attention that you suddenly got as a, you know, young lad for freaks and geeks. And it's the same sort of coming-of-age kind of thing.

They're actually close to their ages in the... You think this movie's going to get canceled? What was... What was... Did they do that? All right. Do they do that? Alright I'm not trying to say that I'm trying to say that they're going to get some

Acclaim in some circles And some areas And that's going to be You know Cool people Right? What are you saying right now? Like when people came up to you and said they saw Freaks and Geeks,

they were genuinely pretty nice. Pretty hammered. Pretty hammered. Yeah, all right. Seth, what about you? Give these guys some real advice, if you can. I mean, if there is any. When somebody says to me, you know, I want to be a stand-up,

I'm like, oh, go for it. Go for it. That's my advice. But these guys are already going for it. Oh, go for it. I want to be a stand-up. Go for it. Go for it. It's good advice. That's my advice. Just fucking do it. What are you talking to me about it for?

I don't know. They seem like they're doing well. How old are you guys? 19. 18. See? You guys smoke weed? Don't do that. That's my only advice. That's it. Perfect. That's exactly what I was looking for.

And then for the record, they did not smoke weed with me before the show. Good. Yeah. Just you alone in a room. Just me. Just me and my cotton mouth. My stuttering cotton mouth. Let's show the name tags

to these fine guests and determine who they are going to play for. Martin, you already know this. You go out into the crowd and pick the name tag that speaks to you.

I always lose. I feel like if I'm out there picking. Oh, then pick one that you don't like. Yeah. Pick a name tag that you I always lose. I feel like if I'm out there picking. Oh, then pick one that you don't like. Pick a name tag that you don't want to win the prizes. Everybody just get up. Go ahead and walk out there.

You can leave your mic there and I'll describe some of the things. There's a gentleman with a mystery box. Oh, Evan went right for the mystery box You'd be a great Let's make a deal contestant And Martin's got something already

I'm gonna do this My mystery man I wanna come to you last then, Evan, because this mystery box is very exciting. It's not me alone. Brian and me are on a team. Okay. Is that a jacket?

But let's start with Martin. What is that and who are you playing for? Use your microphone voice. I think I'm playing for multiple people And their names are all Mark Marks Is that really how you spell your name, Marks? Is it one dude named Marks? Your name isn't Mark or Marks?

No, I'm Mark You're Mark But it was plural when you found it. Maybe they meant apostrophe S, like it belongs to Mark. And what's in it? Is there anything in it? He's drinking the can. Well, congratulations, Martin, because I agree that that gentleman does not deserve to win anything.

So you've made an excellent choice. Nick Robinson, who are you playing for? The man with trabrian, trabrian, trabrians, trabrians, I guess. Two brains. Two brains. It's a W. Two brains. But he changed it.

Anybody can make that mistake. I'm sorry. To the man with... Yeah. The man with two Bryans. I'm going to stick with twabrians. Twabrians sounds like

something you need to get to another planet. Twabrians would be three brains, technically. Hey, French. She's French and she has three brains. I'm with two brains. I thought it said Tralfamadorian at first, which is

Slaughterhouse-Five reference. I just read that. Bam! Schooling everybody. Exactly. You can't read, but you read Slaughterhouse-Five. You'll have to go back and check it out now that you've discovered W's. He might have used a couple in there. I do have advice for you.

Don't hang out with these guys on a regular basis. Don't hang out with a bunch of dicks right before the end of the world. Moises, who are you playing for? Wyatt out, so we're already out. Wyatt out. Yeah.

And it's a couple, does he get to keep those? Yes. Do you have any? Yes. That's my prize. Do you's a couple, does he get to keep those? Yes. It's my prize. Do you have any use for whiteout voices? No, not at the moment. Is that referring later you will have them? I will later find a use for them, yes. What did you think was the weirdest thing that Biagio did

in the movie? Like what to you was outside of your comfort zone? Mistake gain is for cystic fibrosis. That's a great answer. Didn't get what it deserved, I don't think. Seth, who are you playing for?

I'm playing for this woman's coat that says Allison Flanagan. Full name on there. That's right. Hope you're not wanted for any crimes. Because we know where you are now. Allison Flanagan.

And what do you think that's supposed to mean, having the sign on a jacket like that? You know, at first I thought it was like a premeditated thing. I'll be clever, I'll wear a jacket. And now I'm starting to suspect she didn't think of anything. And she just pulled off her jacket and fucking tacked a thing to it. And I'm beginning to feel a bit used. Like the glitz of the initial image kind of got me. Is that what happened?

I'm a complete fuck-up. Well, there you go. That I'll support. That's what it says on the pin? It does say that on that little tiny pin. Evan, what did Brian put in the box? Do we want to look right now and see what's in the box? Do we look now or do we look later?

It's too small for Gwyneth Paltrow's head. Oh, we got a numerous... Okay. It says... Don't read that. Don't read that. Save that for the end. Okay.

We got a globe. We got happy hippo kinder treats. Enough for everyone but one of us. And that's what we got. In the mystery box. Oh, okay. It was too big a presentation for what you had inside. That's not disappointing at all. You needed like kryptonite in there or something.

I know. Gwyneth Paltrow's head. Shrunken. Shrunken. Shrunken fucking head. She's got a tiny little head. So we're going to play a round of the Leonard Maltin game and whoever wins will win the prize bag.

This lovely art for someone in the audience that you guys have picked the name tags for. But if you lose today, their consolation prize is I have to call anybody that they ask me to a shithead at the end of the show. So that's what this is.

So if you lose, be sure to show me that again and I will read it at the end. And Martin's handing the bag back to that guy because he's definitely going to need to write down a shithead on it. They're preparing. I'm going to even start with you, Martin, because you're so confidently unconfident.

I always lose. I bet I'll do worse than you. How many times has it been? Are you in the five-timers club now with Tom Hanks? Is he in the club? He's never. We'll start with you, and then we'll move to Nick right there. And then by the time it gets to Moises and Seth and Evan,

I hope that they'll understand how this game works. Good. Because Nick has listened to a couple episodes of the show to prep himself. And Martin, of course,

has been here five times. Lost every time. Which one of these categories would you like to play, Martin? Would you like, as suggested by B-U-O-T-E on Twitter, boot, afterbirth, and that's Will Smith movies after Jaden Smith was born. Or you have My Permission to Die, and that's movies where actors who played Batman die.

So, non-Batman movies where Batmans die. Or, Jenny Mayo 619 suggested Golden Showers Playbook. And that's movies that begin with P. The letter P. Which one of those would you like to play? I think I'm going to go with Afterbirth.

Just because it's so sexy the way you say it. I think I'd like some Afterbirth, please. Afterbirth, please. Afterbirth, please. Okay, this movie that features Will Smith

but was made since the birth of his son Jaden is from the year 2000. Leonard Maltin gives it three stars. He says the movie is about a once promising person. And then he also says that it has some undercooked mysticism. And that Jack Lemmon appears unbilled in his final feature film.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the clues are always terrible. Because we don't want to give it away. And Leonard Maltin lists eight names. So how many names do you think it would take you, Martin Starr,

to discern the title of this movie? Nine. I don't know why that's so funny. That's a smart opening bit. Well, I already have Jack Lemmon. He's uncredited. Yeah, he's unbilled, so that was like a bonus. Exactly. Nine.

Nick, you can either bid lower or ask Martin to name it I can ask him to name it? Yeah, you can say Martin Starr, name that movie and I'll give him all nine names out of how many did I say there were?

Ten? Eight That's hilarious I didn't even notice That's hilarious I didn't even notice That's hilarious I was like nine That's a smart opening bid Alright so Change your

You have to change your bid To conform to the rules of the game You already gave me one name If you're the only one here Who knows how to play Yeah And I fuck it up Then where are we?. If you're the only one here who knows how to play, and I fuck it up, then where are we?

Exactly. So you're saying eight? You want all eight names? Correct. All right, so Nick, if you say name it, he'll get to hear all eight names. Keep in mind who you're playing against. Or you can bid lower.

I'm going to go five. That's a huge, huge jump. I don't know what Moises is going to do with that. I have no idea what we're doing. That's what I mean. So let me walk you through it. Say, Nick Robinson, name that movie. No, don't say that.

He doesn't want you to. That should make you even more encouraged to do what I've asked you to do. Say four, maybe. You shouldn't say that. Yeah, you could say four names, but then Seth could say to you, name that movie, and then you'll hear the four names and have to come up with the name of this

movie. Are you comfortable with the Will Smith canon? Not at all. So tell him to name it. Name that movie. Excellent. Your five names are J. Michael Monchief.

Oh, I know it. Moncrief, Moncrief, actually. Monqueef, I think it's pronounced. Queefy, it's Queefy. It's his nickname. Harv Presnell, Lane Smith, Joel Gretsch,

and Bruce McGill. Leaving three more names which are pretty critical in this particular case in helping to discern the name of this movie. But you do know it's from 2000 and it had Will Smith in it.

Yeah. So you might be able to pull this one out. 1999 was Wild Wild West, right? Because that's a good fucking movie. No one will ever forget 99. You really like that movie?

I watched that movie I think it's very watchable, but it's kind of crazy. Well, I haven't seen it since like 1999. Check it out again. I was four. You know, like when you retire.

Well, four-year-olds love racism. Because it's got some great racism in it. It really does. Yeah, a guy in a wheelchair yelling horrible things. Yelling racist shit at a guy, yeah. Spider wheelchair. Yeah, a guy in a wheelchair yelling horrible things. Yelling racist shit at a guy, yeah. Spider wheelchair.

They have a witty repartee of racist jokes versus horribly paralyzed. Yeah, it's always, you're a coon, you have no legs. Yeah, exactly, yeah. That's not a fair fight.

No, that's, yeah. In that time, it was... I wonder if people are wondering which way I meant the unfairness. Yeah, I know. That's a good thing. Which way does the unfairness fall? In that era, it people wondering Which way I meant The unfairness Yeah I know Which way does the unfairness fall In that era

It could go either way But what else did he do around that Not to say that That's not the answer But Yeah no I'm pretty sure 1999 I think it was

The Wild Wild West I got my So what would you say What was his follow up So what would you think This would be yeah God fuck I don't know What did he film Knowing Wild Wild West Was I got my... What was his follow-up? What did he film knowing Wild Wild West was about to come out?

Also, it's just one of those weird coincidences, but someone involved with this movie already came up tonight in conversation. Whoa. Yeah. I think you might have have brought him up. Nick Offerman?

I know what it is. What's it called? I don't know. But what did you say before that? Nick Offerman? I thought you said something else, but Seth thinks he knows what it is. Wait, does it sound like Nick Offerman? It kind of does.

After we say what it is, when I tell you what I thought you said, it makes sense. It will. Slick. Slick. Slick knocker.

I don't know. Can I pass? Can I like pass? No, you could just say you don't know it. There's no shame in Moises winning and you losing.

It's, you know, you guys are probably pretty close after making that movie in the woods together. Yeah. Closer than you know. What do you think it is, Seth? I think it's the legend of Bagger Vance. That's correct.

And I thought you said, is it a golf film? How is that like Nick Offerman? Nick Offerman, is it a golf film? Nick Offerman, golf film? Nick Off it a golf film? Nick Offerman golf film? Nick Offerman golf film? Nick Offerman, Offerman, Offerman, Offerman, Offerman. That checks out.

Dude, you got to learn about not only W's, but sound-a-likes. But this is an exciting outcome. Moises is our winner. Yeah, and Seth and Evan didn't even get a chance to play. Okay, but I know that I got the answer. Is there only one round? Is there only one movie that you do?

Well, it's such a big panel, and this show is pretty short. We have a short time slot here, so I'm just trying to keep it on track. At least you got to play, homie. I will. But with just a few minutes left to go, I will apologize to the next show. Put your hands together and play one more round

if that's what everybody wants. Yeah, because I won still not knowing how to play. That means it's a good game. Yeah, and if we start with Seth and go this way, it probably won't even get back to you. She can walk out of here triumphant. I'll let you pick a category, Seth. Would you like the past

and the curious? That's movies with a sexually ambiguous historical figure. Or A underscore man underscore named underscore Tim. That's a complicated Twitter name. He suggested Doug loves newbies and that's movies, first time directors.

Movies with a first time director. Your film excluded, of course. Yeah. And then at Sober Delicious suggested Depp Perception, which is films in which Johnny Depp wears glasses. I'm going with that one. I'm going with Depp Perception. All right.

This is from 1995. Okay. Two and a half stars from Leonard. He says this movie... He's so tough. He says this movie is about a businessman in glasses. He didn't say that.

He says it's a businessman. And he also says that this movie has... He says it's watchable, but that it hurls credibility roadblocks in your path at every turn. Nick of time. That's not how

the game is played, but we're in a hurry, so correct! You have got to come back and really play sometime Because you're a prodigy That movie's fucking more than watchable I should say I love it And sure there's some credibility roadblocks it throws in your way But I overcame them swimmingly.

It's 24 before they really had the technology for you. Yeah, it's in real time. Well, so I guess we just picked your favorite movie is what happened. Yeah, that was a coincidence. I'm at Birdface. Birdface. You're playing for Allison Flanagan

I sure am But she didn't put a shithead On the back of her Name tag So if she could come down here And write one down for me That'd be great Is there one on the back

Of your whiteout Moises? Nope Nope okay so Whoever Moises is playing for Needs to come down too How about the back of yours? I don't get the shithead bit. I don't understand what's happening.

You'll see. Someone gets called out as a shithead publicly. Yeah, anybody you want, I have to say it. One of us or one of them? Someone they let say you hate. From the world. You'll see. You know?

Who do you think is a shithead? You could just do it now. She's taking her jacket because her arms are cold. But here, sign this for me. Will you write down a shithead? Do you understand how that works? Have you heard the podcast? Not at all.

Oh, she's... That is a... That is massage-like. Let me guess the name from feeling you write it on my back. Jervis Merkley. I'm going to need what you wrote down, yeah. Don't walk away with it. Thank you, thank you.

Oh, that's weird. Did you really just write the word shithead? Yeah, what am I supposed to write down? You got to explain stuff more. Okay, i get it i call my god if i if i explained all of this every week you need an opening credit sequence that explains it all yeah a song would be good um i mean the song i have doesn't explain all of this. Don't read the shithead on the back of your tag. But I figured out a way to adapt it, so it'll work. Thank you, Allison.

And thank you to all of my guests, Martin Starr, Nick Robinson, Moises Arias, Seth Rogen, and Evan Goldberg. This is the end. Oh, there you go. This is the end opens on June 12th. I wanted to see if you could do it.

No, don't make him do that. Look out. See if I can get it right myself. And I've written it down so I don't mess this one up. Go to thekingsofsummermovie.com slash M to find out where it's playing

in the, I think, about 20 to 40 cities starting this Friday. Here it's Arclight Hollywood and Landmark, so. Yeah, yeah, go see it. And I'll let the cat out of the bag now

and update you guys next week, but also coming up soon there might be a screening of it at the Arclight where I'm going to do a Q&A with some of the cast after it's over guys next week, but also coming up soon there might be a screening of it, the Arclight, where I'm going to do a Q&A with some of the cast after it's over. So hopefully I'll see you

there. Hopefully I'll see you guys there. And I already said this is the end. It's June 12th. Nice. Yeah, you got it.

Yeah, after three or four times I'll nail it. And both these movies are really, really fun and really, genuinely R-rated and, and just

a very good time. Thank you to all of you guys for being here. And, I always say, as always, and then I have to,

I have to read all of these. Like I mean it, Evan. As always, people with cell phone cameras at concerts Are a shithead Bobby Brown is a shithead

Stan Sitwell is a shithead Michael Douglas Cancer Vagina is a shithead And shitheads are shithead. And shitheads are shitheads. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him foggy. There's

no room in his heart for you cause Doug loves movies.