Doug Loves Movies - Simon Pegg, Edgar Wright, and Kate Micucci Guest

Episode Date: April 5, 2012

The Tournament of Championships continues as Doug welcomes film star Simon Pegg, writer/director Edgar Wright, and comedian Kate Micucci to the show.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, screenies, babies, sticky seats With 50-as-a-pop or hurdles in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Those Doug Bums movies Hey everybody My name is Doug and I love movies See I've just finally learned how to milk that Like there's always that weird Like the applause dies down and

then there's a few seconds before i start talking and i could just fix that by just milking the applause by bowing while i'm setting up like just doing extra like yes hey what's up that kind of thing oh my god we got bags. I don't even have all three guests stuff because one of the guests is, you know, you guys know this story. They're in route. And if they don't make it, thank God Jordan's in the front row.

Ready to go. Did I say this is Doug Lowe's movies coming to you? As it always does. Most weeks. Most of the time. 92% of the time from the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater before the live show

Comedy Bang Bang, which has now become a TV show on IFC. Yeah! It's Tuesday, April 3rd, 2 Oceans 12. And finally, it is happening. Tonight I have managed to round up two out of three people,

hopefully three people, to compete in the next round of the Leonard Maldon Tournament of Championships. But first I'm going to talk for 20 minutes. Click it or tick it. Since I last spoke and you listened, I did a 420 show at Comedy on State in Madison, Wisconsin, where Graham Elwood bested three audience members with awesome name tags before being beaten by Jordan with his JoJo Dancer Your Life is Calling name tag. Because his name is Jordan. I guess they call him JoJo. Oh, I'm sorry. I should have said JoJo dancer your life is calling name tag because his name is Jordan I guess they call him JoJo oh I'm sorry I should have said JoJo dancer

your life is calling for those who've been asking we play the Leonard Maltin game at most of my stand-up shows except on 420 a parlor live in Bellevue Washington because I'll be recording my new album that night and I need all the time I can get to accomplish that so we can't play the Leonard Maltin game. Now it's time for Watch That, Not This.

The number one movie in the country is The Hunger Games, which you may have heard I'm not that crazy about. Although, you know one thing I can say about The Hunger Games? It means people are still reading. Because if those books weren't popular, that movie would have

fucking tanked. So it means people are reading, and I do appreciate that. Same thing with Twilight. The number two movie is Wrath of the Titans, which I'm not really interested in seeing. It's like, what's going to happen?

Put back the Kraken! So watch whatever the hell you want. This has been watch whatever the hell you want. I don't even have an opinion. See Bully or I will beat you. From the corrections department, I've been told that people bounce off of, instead of crashing through windows,

in Permanent Midnight and Hot Circus Proxy. Two movies I watched once and then put in the forget about it file. So I'm glad that's cleared up. Now it's time for tweet relief. Tweets about movies. Past and future Douglas Movies guest Dan Telfer tweeted, How's that guy's zoo working out? Did he fall in love with that model turned zookeeper?

Did a tiger devour his daughter? New wombat house? This has been Tweet Relief. Tweets about movies where someone buys a zoo, plays a factor. Someone buys a zoo. That would be just as good as we bought a zoo. Someone buys a zoo.

Turns out it's not worth watching. It's just somebody. Some guy bought a zoo someone buys a zoo doesn't turns out it's not worth watching it's just somebody some guy bought a zoo normally very charismatic guy playing a boring guy good call matt damon all right the third round of uh tournament of championships three is about to begin let's see what you guys are gonna win holy shit from the up, still left over from the lead up, one of your bags tonight is, it's written right here, I'll just read it to you, is an electronic guitar bag. So I think this part right here,

if you turn this speaker on, maybe you can play it like a guitar, and it's on a fucking bag? It's on a murse that you would carry over your shoulder it's fucking crazy uh one of my guests brought a nice framed picture that was drawn by my guest and it says principal rockaway had a different agenda and then it's a guy shuffling papers around so i don't know she said to me's like, I don't even like this one. But it came off the wall.

And oh, this is exciting. From, not a guest tonight, but this is a program from last year's Action Fest, the film festival with a body count, that happens in Asheville, North Carolina every year around this time. And so there's a program from last year's. And then, just to get you fired up about it, I around this time. There's a program from last year's. Just to get you fired up about it. I hope it works.

Then someone's going to get an Action Fest t-shirt. Action Fest this year I believe is the 12th to the 15th. I can't attend this year because I'm going to be at the Bridgetown Comedy Festival in Portland, Oregon. I'm on board for Action Fest next year because it's all action movies and it's programmed by the guy who does

Midnight Madness at the Toronto Film Festival where he showed Raid last September. The Raid. I should say, he didn't show a can of bug spray. He showed The Raid, Redemption, Ghost Protocol,

and I didn't get to see it in Toronto, but I did see it at South by Southwest, and it's amazing. So I have some Action Fest t-shirts. I'm going to just throw them into the audience. Because whoever wins the bag only needs to win one shirt. If you know what I'm saying. That's how it works.

Is there somebody that would like a baby tee? Raise your hands if you're a baby tee. Here you go. Alright, so somebody's going to win an Action Fest shirt. And then also, oh, there's so many good things. Oh, also from Action Fest, the kind of movie they play there, Ong Bak on, oh, it's not on Blu-ray? That's a piece of shit.

How rude. Oh, my God, you guys. This is totally going to give away who's coming here. The complete Garfunkel and Oates collection. All signed by both of the girls because Ricky's backstage just hanging out. All four, all three of the smash hit

directorial achievements of Edgar Wright on Blu-ray. achievements of Edgar Wright on Blueway. And also The Adventures of Tintin, which he does not take full credit for because he is a gentleman. And he co-wrote it and did not direct it.

And holy shit, what else is here? I think one last thing. A motion picture. Do you guys remember the recent reboot of Star Trek? That's in here too. Please welcome Kate McHughie, Edgar

Wright, and Simon Pegg. Thank you. Okay, for the record, I did not milk that in any way. Everyone just came out and sat down. This is going to be the most docile panel that we've had on this show in a while, so I'm very excited. Simon's already got the microphone several feet from his face.

He's not anxious to jump in. No, I'm just taking it. I just got here, as you know. I'm glad you made it. Thank you for, as you know. I'm glad you made it. Thank you for making it on time. I'm glad, yeah. That's as exciting as a J.J. Abrams action sequence. Let me ask, just right off the bat,

we've got to go Ghost Protocol. I'm obsessed with Ghost Protocol. The subtitle and the movie. And I just have to ask you, were you personally relieved that the mask-making machine was gonna be on the fritz in this

movie, so no one ever had to pull their face off and be somebody else? I was slightly disappointed, but the thing is, if you do play a character wearing a mask, then some other actor comes in and plays you whilst they're doing that thing. It's not always that fun if you're an agent, because

there's a great action sequence, but it's some other actor playing your part. I was kind of pleased that I didn't have to wear a mask, but I was also personally relieved by Tom on a daily basis. Anyway. I don't know how he does it is there a more positive life force in in the in the universe i swear to god and anyone that comes within five feet of him just falls in love with him i was like i i i he's he's he's so yummy it's unbelievable he's a dreamboat having having met him as well i can confirm if you meet tom cruise he will reduce you to being an 11 year old girl if i saw it happen with him

if you are an 11 year old girl you will explode he said he said to edgar when he came edgar came to see me on the mission impossible 3 set and uh and and uh what did he said, you directed Channel of the Dead? You directed that? That was good. That was great. And he just kept saying positive affirmations. I just have to set the scene. As I'm walking onto the set of

it's IMF, right? I was thinking you always call it Mission Impossible GP. It's only one letter away. If it was Ghost Protocol Service it would be Mission Impossible GPS it's so close in Spain it's called

Protocol Fantasma which is I think is better that makes it sound like Ghostbusters did you know that I learned this last night on Conan O'Brien show

Kate Micucci's last name is has the hilarious word Coochie in it. Which I had never drawn that. I even go Micucci. I even give it a little extra, get it away from Coochie. I like the way you say my last name. It's really cool because it has a little extra like eww to it.

Yeah, yeah. Kate Micucci is here, everybody. Yeah, that's what I said. Yeah, Kate Micucci is here, everybody. Yeah, that's her. That's her. I was trying to text Kate's name to a friend at my iPhone. The autocorrect made it into Kate Mitchum. Which is a way better name.

It's way cooler. It's an action figure, yeah. Like the new Cynthia Rothrock. You're like Robert Mitchum's granddaughter you know I saw that rear window thing it was a fact it was just a fact it wasn't a joke it was an observation and it was a she could be yeah that's who she could be but then I just lowered looking at you that we both watched that somebody did that with that awesome recut of Rear Window that only takes three minutes to watch and doesn't have

Jimmy Stewart in it. You say that like it's a bad thing. No, but it's really cool. Yeah, that was amazing. Somebody else had tweeted about it and I watched it and then I saw you tweet about it. Then I brought it up here. Listen, you guys, I'm going to walk you through all of this because I need it. Jordan's here

all the time. He has a baseball that he uses as his name tag. I hope... I've going to walk you through all of this. Because I need it. Jordan's here all the time. He has a baseball that he uses as his name tag. And I hope Simon, I got to say, Simon, about you, that the time that you and Rainn Wilson and James Gunn all ran onto the show, you have to run into everywhere you go now. You only play characters that are trying to fix shit in a hurry and run in at the last minute and survive. There's a time limit on what I'm doing. There was a little timer in my car

and it was counting down to zero and I got here just at one, which is how I like it, to be honest. Yeah, you always bring it down to the wire. And that happened at South by Southwest last year. Yeah, yeah. And the three of you, though, it was amazing because people can go back

and listen to it. I've had guests on this show that have been on numerous times that can't figure out how the games work. And you and James Gunn and Rainn Wilson were like,

negative names. Like, you were on it. You were like going for it without even knowing what you were doing. Like, not even knowing the rules. I was driving here tonight literally going,

how the fuck does that game work? I can't remember. I have complete confidence that you will pick it up again and be an absolute menace. I hope so. Now, I don't know if we played Build a Title, though, on that particular show. That might have been before I was playing it on every episode.

It's hard to pick up. People have a hard time with it. We'll start with Kate and go to Edgar and then Simon and see what happens. Let's talk movies for a few more seconds since we've got Kate McHugh here. Hi. I was going to ask you about,

are you still on that show, Raising Hope, Ghost Protocol? Raising Hope, Ghost Protocol. Yes, I am on that show. Fantasma. Yeah, Raising Hope Ghost Protocol yes I am on that show Phantasma yeah Raising Hope Phantasma no I

I don't know now no the show I'm on is Raising Hope and yeah I think it has a few more episodes I'm not sure when the final I think it's in a few weeks

the series finale or I mean season finale I should say oh you went all British for us it's not on the bubble it's doing great right no it's doing well yeah

yeah yeah yeah okay good good good so that'll be back and you'll so you'll be back for more. It's not on the bubble. It's doing great, right? No, it's doing well, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, good, good, good. So that'll be back, and you'll be back for more when it's back? I hope so. Okay. Still officially recurring. Yes, that's right. Okay.

Well, it gives you time to go out with Garfunkel. Exactly. Garfunkel's here. Yeah, I know. I mentioned she's backstage. All this stuff you brought is signed by the two of you, which is awesome. And thank you for being here, and I hope aren't too intimidated by uh who you're going up against um i am actually i will say i am very intimidated because here's the thing edgar has

heard you on the show and he knows you're you you use ghost protocol you do you're not people don't expect you to win, but you're sitting here today. Are you authorized to use that? See, but the thing about it is I'm... She's also off the grid. Is she rogue? She's totally rogue. Oh, shit. If she's rogue off the grid, goes protocol.

I do look very dangerous. What about if you pulled your mask off and you were Jon Oates? Oh, my God. That would be kind of awesome. I wish I could do that. I wish these guys would stop saying mosque. It's not a religious center.

It's a thing. It's rubber on your face. Wait, wait, wait. It's a fucking mask. Have you not seen Jim Carrey's The Mosque? I have. That's what he started doing dramas.

The Mosque of Zorro when he converts. He's taken away from ruining his career. Dumb and Dumber, he's doing it again. Finally. It's really happening. I don't know if Jeff Daniels is doing it. Is he? Is he in?

Okay, Jeff Daniels is in. More explosive diarrhea i can't get enough of that i can't that's how you say it none of this shite do you think you could get jj abrams to call the next Star Trek Star Trek 2 Ghost Protocol? Sure. He's got a sense of humor. What was the prequel to Dumb and Dumber called? Dumb and Dumberer.

Right? Wouldn't it be great to have a wormhole in time where they met the younger actors as well? Wouldn't that be a great sequel to Dumb and Dumber? Who's high now?

I always thought that was a missed opportunity with Napoleon Dynamite, is that both John Heder and is it Efren Ramirez? Is that his name? Yeah. The guy who plays Pedro. They both have twin brothers. Both those actors have twin brothers. What? And in the first one, there's you know, they have a plot line with this time machine.

Like, obvious fucking sequel. Like, go back in time and meet the other brothers. They blew it by waiting six years and making a cartoon nobody wanted to watch. I haven't seen that. Yeah, I was like, I love that movie, but I was like, cartoon? Okay. Whatevs. I love that movie, but I was like, cartoon? Okay.

Whatevs. Edgar, what can you tell us, if anything, about the movie that you were writing with Simon? I can only tell you that it's written, and hopefully we'll do it very soon. That's all I can tell you. Let me see if I can get more out of Simon. He's right here.

I've got it on my iPhone. We can do a little reading if you like. Oh, yeah, if you don't mind. No. Same, same. Do what he says. I'll tell you all about it. Great. Here we go.

Does it have ukuleles? Oh, plenty of them. I know. All right. In Italy, you'll have the word phantasma in the title. Yes. People are just excited, I think. I know I am.

I want to see what's next. We get superstitious, though. Yeah. I don't know if I have a jinx on it. That makes perfect sense. You're right. You're absolutely right. I shot the cover for my new album, and it's me in a hoodie.

And now I'm like, are people going to think that this tragic thing occurred? And I was like are people gonna think that this tragic thing occurred and I was like I got a funny idea it's all about timing so I was in Minneapolis and I texted you tweeted you texted you a picture of there's this bar there

do you know of it Simon? it's Donnie Dirk's I wrote it down, zombie bar. They only show horror movies on the TVs. Never any sports or shit like that. And all of the people behind the bar, all the bartenders wear white t-shirts

and red ties like Sean in Shaun of the Dead. And it's in a really shitty weird creepy part of town but all the you know kind of

cooler kids seemed to find it and I had a really nice time I want to go there just to see if I do if I get a free drink because if I don't

I'll be so fucking annoyed I'll tell you I said do you know who I am? I texted it to Edgar, and then he wrote back, tell everybody I say hello, or something nice like that.

Like, you know, that kind of shit that he says. And then... Mosque. I went over to the... Tell everyone I love mosques. And, uh... I go... I can't believe I'm the loud loud obnoxious one for once i wish jeff garland could

have been in that third seat what was so weird about what was so weird about that text that you sent me is i was in tallahassee in florida in a bar called the fermentation lounge that was having a zombie killer night and they had invited me there and people were dressed up as zombies and they had horror films playing on the TV and then I got the text from you and then like Napoleon and Pedro's brothers came in Simon and then they pulled their face up and it was Simon underneath and Oates was there and it was fucking crazy from Hall and Oates, not you.

We know John Oates, not to brag or anything, but it's really nice. You know Johnny O? Yeah, Johnny O. When Johnny O emails me, he'll say, hey, Oates, which I think is nice. He's totally cool with me having his name. Oates to Oates.

I love it. That's great. But anyway, so yeah, so I went over to the bartender, one of the bartenders. It's just one of those things where somebody there thinks it's a great theme for a bar, but it's not like everyone there is just like lives and breathes horror. And so I said to the one guy, hey, I'm friends with Edgar Wright. And he just wanted me to say, hey, I told him about this bar and the guy was like you know just like nodding like

I didn't want to go further and be like Edgar Wright directed the movie that you're dressed up as but it was just you know it was just those things are always weird but I still I got so excited the reason that he gave you that reaction is I've been there before and didn't pay my tab you slipped out in some sort of mosque Eric Stoltz

in mosque sounds like a headline he got drunk and stumbled into a mosque made some trouble can I try my mosque of sorrow joke again please it went well I think I stepped on it I'm sorry

I apologize I recently did a Benson movie interruption where we sit in the front row me and some friends of mine and we have microphones and we you know

lovingly crack jokes during sometimes we some friends of mine and we have microphones and we you know lovingly crack jokes during sometimes we show really good movies and we showed MI4GP and it was so much fun and so I know that Kate and Edgar I've asked them both to participate and Kate is just like

I don't know if I can make jokes about a movie while it's happening and that's a pretty accurate impression and Edgar was like I don't know if I can make jokes about a movie while it's happening. That's a pretty accurate impression. Edgar was like, I forbid you to show a thing. There was one movie I was going to show, John Carpenter's The Thing, because it's awesome, and I thought it would be fun to watch it and comment on it,

and he was just like, that's sacrilege. You can't show a classic. So now that I know the rules... I like texting the words, I forbid you, Doug. Yes. You were very determined to stop me from doing it. So let me just run this one by you. The next one on April 11th, Wednesday,

one week from tomorrow, is going to be The Grey. I like that. Where I'm hoping to get the opportunity to ask Liam Neeson, go, okay, I need you to get under the wolf. Next, you're going to be taken. I have a certain set of skills.

Yes. He's got to have a certain set of skills if he's in the snow and there are wolves. If he's going to make it to the end. I hope it's not one of those twisty things where he gets killed early on. That's the next one we're going to do. There's an actor in that movie, The Grey,

whose name is Joe Anderson. And he's also in The Ruins. And he's also in that horror show, The River. And the thing you should take from this is never go on holiday with that guy. He's a very cursed individual. So Simon, now I'm asking you in front of everybody would is that something you would do sit and and and make wise during a movie we did that you weren't involved with or one that you were involved with if you're in we did it we actually did a live commentary on Shaun of the Dead once in the UK with an audience with an audience that's a classic and you talk during it you know what like I made it we're allowed yeah that's true

that's a very good point but it became a bit of a mess as well we never put on the DVDs no it was kind of just people started watching the movie and well yeah that but that's what happens like during ghost Protocol we would I know what you were saying we would we would you know lose ourselves in the movie for a while

but then it's also just it's so much more fun during the parts where you know I'd seen it already but some had seen it for the first time

but it's just fun that you know during action sequences it's fun to also have laughs it's brilliantly ludicrous that film we kind of all know it's willfully ludicrous and I think that's part of the appeal of it you know so it's brilliantly ludicrous that film i mean we kind of all know it's it's it's willfully ludicrous and and i think that's part of the appeal of it you know so it's it's totally ripe

for taking the piss out of i think what's yeah but i don't think anyone insulted the performances per se it wasn't better not done i came from the palisades tonight you bastard the traffic was terrible one second was left on the clock you made it man you always make it because I got it that was one thing I noticed watching it again everything that Benji tells them is definitely gonna work doesn't work at some point yeah everything break everything breaks at some point or you stick your face in where it's not supposed to be. Yeah. Yeah. That's a deleted scene. When it starts, there's a scene. No, in front of that camera, not Tom Cruise. Not Paula.

Oh, Tom. Or Paula. Either or, to be honest. They're both gorgeous. It's a deleted scene. What a sexy set. It's a deleted scene of Benji French kissing a moth. We had to cut it out for religious reasons.

kissing a mosque we had to cut it out for religious reasons the no but there's a bit with the beginning when Ethan first gets the mission and the thing doesn't blow up that's what always happens in the movies is this world self-destruct in five seconds and it doesn't go and it's a little Harbinger that everything breaks in the film and I kind of thought that was fun and he walks over and you know we realize that it hasn't gone off he walks over and hits it like he's Fonzie. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because he kind of is a Fonzie for the modern age. He's a total Fonzie. Only Fonzie could drive a car off of the fourth story of a parking garage

and be like the airbag's going to take care of me. And then go like that stop the wheel blowing up and say sit on it. I did a thumbnail for those listening. If only.

Why aren't you feeding lines to Tom on the set? Oh, fuck. Do you know what? This is a true story and it was enormous fun. Tom, I used to do Michael Caine voice on set because it would be, come on set like this and I'd say right we're going to hear yours in a second Cade I'd say right here we go

we're going to do a scene now Tom and I want you to do the same as me and he became obsessed with because he's so focused on what he wants to achieve he wanted to get the voice right so I could essentially make Tom say anything I wanted

just by saying it in a Michael K voice because he would repeat it back to me in the Michael K voice. So we'd come on set in the morning and go, hello Tom. And he'd go, hello Simon. And then I'd go, big fat airy balls. And he would say whatever.

And it was such a... I would get giddy with excitement because I was drunk with power because I was I could control Tom Cruise and he was it would I would laugh so much my eyes bled he's fucking who that guy I you know I've I've been in his presence a couple times and it's it's overwhelming it is when he's looking at you going big hairy balls it's the weirdest thing in your i wouldn't be able to take it because i can't talk to him or michael caine and if they were if they were both in one super awesome person fucking tom cruise should play michael caine in the michael caine

story you get to fuck a black lady? Indian, Indian, sorry. He's already close. He's already played Austin Powers. And Michael Caine is Austin Powers' dad. Oh, yeah. That's right. That's the kind of competition we're dealing with tonight. Oh, Jesus, he's the worst.

He knows everything. Well, I was going to ask you about movie interruptions. In a real cinema, what's the weirdest or funniest thing that somebody has said out loud you know when you've been watching a movie for real oh that's a good one i have a good weird one oh that's is that the tools no that wouldn't happen to me i was in the screening of i went to see hostile 2 in like one of the other empire there's that terrible one in new york that's like a fire trap there's like 40 screens, like the Ewok or something like that. It's got this horrible escalator that goes all the way up. And it was like a one in the afternoon showing. And there was me and like a couple sitting right at the back.

And there was basically a couple at the back and me. And then about an hour and ten minutes into the film, if anybody's ever seen Hostel Part 2, there's a scene where somebody is being eaten. Like there's a sort of a body and there's a cannibal eating this man on this platter. And this guy came into the screen, sat right next to me, and went Beautiful!

Nice! Here we go! And then I moved one seat away. Like he was having a piss next to me. I was like, I'm just going to go one away. Or like you were two buddies that went there together. You always have that one seat in between.

People like to have that barrier there. All right, let me ask you guys this. Do any of you hunger for games? Yes. It's time to play. We any of you hunger for games? Yes. It's time to play. We're going to start with Build a Title. Hopefully Simon will pick up on this. It's unnecessarily difficult to figure out,

and that's part of why I love it. We'll start with Kate. The beginner title suggested by Son of Dribbler on Twitter. Big fan of his dad yeah i hope he lives up to the legacy of dribbler the movie is called army of darkness so you need to there's a person that likes it uh so you need to end with you gotta that likes it so you need to end with you gotta start with darkness or part of darkness or

end with army or part of army oh I get it you know what I'm saying see he's good at this shit wait no there's a movie but it's something in the army but it's in the army now yeah yeah the now ruins it darn it holy shore yeah holy shore and Yeah, the now ruins it. Pauly Shore. That's not helping.

Shoot, okay. Is there a movie called Darkness Falls? Darkness Falls. Okay, cool. Thank goodness. For a second I thought you said Darkness Balls. Darkness Balls. Darkness Balls. That's a Darkness balls. Darkness balls.

I can do it with you too. That's a hard one to get down. Was Mel Gibson in The Beaver? Was The Beaver Michael Caine? Was he doing him? What do you mean? Have you seen it? I haven't. He's got like a cockney.

It seems like he's doing Michael Caine. Oh, I don't know. Yeah, that's what people said about it. But I thought I'd find out from you. Go suffer through, yeah. I don't know. Yeah, that's what people said about it, but I thought I'd find out from you. Go suffer through the beaver and let me know. I feel like... It's actually not that bad. It's not that bad, actually.

Go suffer through the beaver. And let me know. Endure the beaver. I feel like Falls is going to be really hard. Yeah, that's part of the fun. Yeah? Darkness Falls. Well, they can go...

Yeah, you're right. Falls is a hard word to start off the title with, but you still got Army on the other end, Edgar. Yeah. So what... Yeah, no, the falls, the S on the end of falls fucks it all up, doesn't it? Mm-hmm.

Hmm. But Army's a fun word to build off of. I thought of one. Can I just say I have no idea what's going on. You thought you had it, then you lost it? I was joking when I said I had it. Oh.

Well, Edgar might, this might be, this might be Kate's to win, because Edgar might not be able to add to it. Oh, there must be an army, something ending with army. There's got to be. Yeah, yeah.

Especially part of army. Oh, right, right. There's parts of army that I think there's lots of titles that would fit. Oh. Interesting. You know. I'm kind of stumped a little bit. You know, arm. I know.

Let me think. Hang on a second. You hang on a second. You're so flirty when you said that. You hang on a second. I might have to sit this one out. Okay. I'm stunned at the moment.

It doesn't matter who wins. Doesn't it? Kind of matters. Okay, Simon. So do you have any idea how to play this no I'll give you just for the fun of it I'll give you my example we'll call Kate the winner but my example would be I would add to the beginning funny far me of darkness because you can use part of the word instead of the whole word. So you don't necessarily need all of army.

You just need the arm part to go Funny Far Me of Darkness. And then you can also go a bridge to Far Me of Darkness. Like that. And then on Falls, I wouldn't know what the fuck to do with that. All's fair in love and something.

Falls well that ends well. All's well that ends well. All's well that ends well. You think that's a movie? Yeah. Yeah. Is it? Is it a movie? If Benji says it is,

he never does anything wrong. You've got to trust Benji. Also, isn't it funny that Tom Cruise goes outside of the biggest, tallest building in the world and then that guy from the Bomb Squad movie,

he, Jeremy Renner, Jeffrey Dahmer, he only has to jump 20 feet, and he belabors it and worries about it after Tom Cruise just showed off right in front of him. That's true. That's all I needed true all I need was confirmation he's not even on pretty badass yes and badass and if my

pain said Ethan Hunt it would be cotton you're I'm a slang all right all falls well that ends well one Brit in the audience got that. You eat and hunt. You have to add to funny or something that ends in funny or something that begins with well. Okay. I just thought of one. I thought of a really good one. I wish there was a movie called Ain't That Funny.

Let's do it right here. It would really come in handy right now if there was one um and then uh i'm thinking there's got to be like some wellington something or like uh or whelp i don't know uh that's my answer i don't know okay that, that means Simon's our winner. Well done, Simon. And I'll have to double check and see if All's Well That Ends Well is a movie.

Do it when I go. I thought of All's Well That Ends Well Mariachi. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So anyway, I've played it a few times. I'm not trying to show off.

Let's play the Leonard Maltin game. As you can see, gentlemen and lady, there are name tags that people have crafted out of all sorts of crazy things. And a skull over there. Is that a real skull? Okay. I'll take your word for it.

There's Zach to the future over there. There's somebody who wrote their name on a dugout, which I appreciate. And what's that? You're holding matches. I need those too. I need a dugout and matches. Somebody hold up some weed with a name written on it.

We're good to go. But anyway, go out into the audience, each and every one of you, you can put your microphones down, and just pick the name tag that you would like to play for tonight to win all these amazing things that you guys brought for me to give away. While they're doing that, I'll mention that I'm going to be at the Skyline Comedy Cafe in Appleton, Wisconsin on April 9th. I'll be in Portland, Oregon doing Douglas movies

on April 14th and April 15th at a club called Helium. I'll be in Bray, California. Can I just ask, what's with all the cocks? What's with the cocks? Oh, people drew naughty pictures on them? Yeah, what is with that? Is that like a...

I saw two. That one there looked like it was a penis urinating on a piece of... It said, stay classy on it. Is that a tribute to Superbad

drawing penises on everything? Greg Mottola's here somewhere in the organization. That's why I brought it up. I think that's awesome. Anyway, maybe at the

Brea Improv in Brea, California on the 16th, douglasmovies.com for all my dates. Simon is playing for the guy who crafted a Zack to the Future sign.

You've got to love the artistry. Very nice. And don't read what that says on the back. That's if he loses, that's his consolation prize as I will say that out loud.

Okay. And what is Simon? I mean, you're both Simon to me. That's beautiful. All British people are Simon. What do you got there, Edgar? It's a skull.

It's a jewel-encrusted skull, probably from Gem Madness. You know that was the original title of Indiana Jones 4? And the jewel-encrusted skull. And what's her name? It's Carla with a K. Carla with a K.

No shitheads on the back there. Okay, so she'll have to come over and write it down if need be. But my money's on Edgar tonight, as it always is. And what do you have there? You have a big cookie, Kate. It says Lauren. It's sort of hard to tell that it says Lauren, but it looks amazing. Yeah, it looks amazing and nothing like Lauren.

She nailed everything but the word Lauren. Maybe it's in braille. Giant cookie. Did she write anything on the back? Oh, it says Lauren. It says Lauren on the back as well? No, there's nothing on the back. She wants me to call herself a shithead?

There's no shitheads on the back. Okay, cool. Just chocolate chips. All right. We'll touch base with them later as need be, as we need to. The Leonard Malt game, we're going to start with you, Simon, and then we'll go to Edgar and Kate. And you get to pick a category, as you might recall

from when you played at South by Southwest. Yeah. Which whatever category you think you'll most likely know the answer, the name of the movie. Your first option from at Mr. Underscore Jowie J-O-W-E-E on Twitter. He suggested everybody must get boned.

Which is movies that feature an orgy scene. Or the guy behind me what? I've been missing those movies. Chipwrecked didn't have an RGC. At Badass Gags.

The squeak rule certainly did. That's what all the squeaking was about. Badass gags suggested No homo You know like the expression no homo But no homo as in A movie where the main character's Home is destroyed No homo

People are getting creative with this shit. Or it's our friend, past and future guest of the show, Adam Scott's birthday. So the films of Adam Scott. So which one of those would you like, Simon? I'd like to go for no homo, please. No homo.

Wait, what did I say this was category was I mixed it up with another category where a home is destroyed I totally messed it up with another category but I got this I mixed it up with no home bro let me tell you what no homo is No Homo is movies where all the characters are in a hotel or a motel. So you could see why I would mix those up. Fine.

They're similar in some ways, but we'll go No Home Bros since that's what you asked for. So this is A Home Gets Destroyed in this movie from 2005. It takes place in the state of Denver. I'm just kidding. Three stars from Leonard for this movie, Where a Home Gets Destroyed, from 2005.

He calls this movie not your parents' romantic star vehicle. He also says this movie has a dynamic score. Yeah, those are great clues. You're on your way. And he lists nine names. So reading from the bottom of the list up, as you recall, how many names do you think you can get the title of this movie? What's the least I can offer?

You can go the full nine if you want, and then leave it up to Edgar to chip away at the bidding. What? Like, explain it again. I think I know what it is. This might be the only show where the more you do it the less you're able to do it. I'm just older than I was last year.

Like you get contact Alzheimer's from me. You just say I can name it nine names. Like you get contact Alzheimer's from me. You just say, I can name it nine names. You'll get all the names and then Edgar will have to bring the bidding down, which he more than likely will do. And then it doesn't come back around to you

unless it gets to Kate. Okay, I'll say I can do it in five names. Yeah, see, that's Edgar's style. He chips away at it and puts Kate in a position. Now, she has to either say name that movie or go for less names. Four names. Okay, now it's back to you.

Two names. Benji. back to you two names Benji confused just think you're a character I like it when you call me Benji I am gonna go name that movie holy shit so here's what happens Benji you got me Ethan. You get the four names. I'm going to need you to take these four names. I said two. I said two. Oh shit. Two names. I'm going to need you to hear these two names.

And then tell me the name of this movie. And one of the names I think in your particular case is a great clue. Three stars from Leonard. Not your parents romantic star vehicle. 2005 dynamic score. And your two names are Michelle Monaghan Three stars from Leonard. Not Your Parents Romantic Star Vehicle. 2005. Dynamic score. And your two names are Michelle Monaghan and Rachel Huntley.

So they're the ninth and eighth billed people in this movie. Is it... Oh, that's not what I thought. House Gets Destroyed. House Gets Destroyed. Kiss Gets Bang Bang? No. Awesome guess, though. What is it, Edgar? I'm not sure. oh that's not what i thought house gets destroyed house gets destroyed kiss gets bang bang no awesome guest though what is it edgar i don't i'm not sure i know kate i have no idea the panel is stumped mr and mrs smith that's what i thought it was

michelle monaghan has a small part in it and I thought since she was in since she had a small part in part four spoiler. I was gonna go You know what? It did have a driving score. Damn. You're thinking of Drive. This movie had a dynamic score. Yeah, so

I don't remember her being that. If you had to say Michelle Monaghan... That's probably the first point you've ever gotten by making someone else name it. Yeah, using Sam Levine's tricks. Sam the man, a.k.a. Lil Wolverine. All right, this means we're going to start with Kate, and then we'll move to Edgar.

And you guys are playing to three points, and the show's already running long, and I don't care. Yeah, we're going to do this. This has to happen. Or we could just stop and continue at another time if you're all going to be available again. No, you're very hard to pin down.

First category choice, Kate, is is everybody dies that's a motion picture where at the end everyone's dead the squeak will or at diarrhea volcano diarrhea volcano diarrhea volcano suggested dawn of the dead and now is that a name that's book? And that's movies. That's their Twitter name. That's their handle. Right. Diarrhea Volcano.

But is that a person or is that a company? Oh, yeah, I didn't click on it to see what they were, but I think it's a person. But Dawn of the Dead is movies where Don Cheadle dies. And At all wasted hours Suggested The Artist Which is movies about painters Which one of those would you like to play?

Let's go with The Artist Okay Wow, you get three choices here for a year Would you like an artist movie from 96 2000 or 2002 2000 interesting good year it's a great year 2000 anybody here from 2000 we were so innocent back then three and a half stars from Leonard he calls this movie no pun intended a vivid portrait and he says that the screenplay is from a book audience member says lovely three and a half stars two thousand painters are painting

and and there are five six seven eight nine ten eleven names how many names do you think you get it in Kate McKee um I think I can get two names whoa that's a strong opening bid Edgar what are you are you going to do with that? I have a couple of ideas, but I'm not entirely sure. So I will say name the movie. Okay. Would you like all the clues again? Is it Pollock?

Yes. Yes. Well done. The two names are Seda Thompson and Tom Bauer. That would have so helped you. Why would you take such a risk? All right. So Benji's the only one with a goose egg at this point but I'm confident in him because he always gets it done at the last minute he's very exciting he will fix the enterprise right at the last minute okay so what happened there Edgar

challenged Kate so start with Simon and then we'll go to Edgar and you get the category choices between that fresh sash suggested no no home bro but since that already got taken I'll say no homo. And that's movies in a motel or a hotel. And then bully. That's movies where a character in the film is bullied. And I want to give a shout out. I haven't seen that documentary yet, but it sounds important. I haven't seen that documentary yet, but it sounds important. And at Death by Donkey suggested Howard the Flock. And that's movies featuring anyone in Ron Howard's family.

Yeah, so we're talking Rance Howard. We're talking his dad, Howard. But Clint Howard is in every movie. We're talking about Clint. Yeah, Clint works a lot, especially every Ron Howard movie. And he always finds a way to get him in there, and it's never like doesn't stick out. He fits in in a small weird part. Anyway.

Is he in Willow? I think he's in every one of his movies, but that might be one that he skipped out on. Maybe he didn't want to go to Yugoslavia or wherever. I don't know where they shot it. Probably shot it at Pinewood. Anyway, what do you think of those categories?

I love them, first off. I think I'm going to go for no homo, just for the latent homophobia involved in the... It's fun. Which is always funny and ironically bullying. These movies are only kind of homophobic. And you get to choose between two different years of movies that take place primarily in a hotel or motel.

And you get 1998 or 2003. 1998. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Leonard Maltin calls this movie a bomb on a scale of bomb to four stars. He calls it slow, stilted, completely pointless. And he also says the result is an insult.

And there are 13 names. 13 names. How many names do you think you're going to do? I'll go eight. Simon says eight. I will go negative one. Look who's stepping up. Sh says eight. I will go negative one. Oh! Look who's stepping up. Shismo. Alright, so then we go to

Kate. I have to say name that movie. Yeah, so you get to name it and the top billed person. It is Gus Van Sant's Psycho, and it stars Vince Vaughn. That's correct! Yeah! Amazing. That is some serious shit.

Because I said slow, stilted, completely pointless, and was wise enough to back off of scene for scene remake. But it has a couple of extra shots in it, doesn't it? In the shower scene, they cut in shots of cows being slaughtered extra shots in it, doesn't it? In the shower scene they cut in like shots of cows being slaughtered. Yeah. Have you ever seen it? That's just the British version. No, I don't remember that.

I mean, maybe they did something like that, but essentially it was shot for shot. Which took all of... It's just so weird experience just watching it. I mean, it's kind of like watching the American Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. I'm just kidding. They're very different.

Okay, so what just happened? No, no, we're playing to three. This is the tournament. Yeah, I got this. Okay, so Edgar got the point. And who challenged him, Kate? I got this. Okay, so Edgar got the point. Who challenged him? Kate? Okay, so this time we'll go to Simon

and then to Kate. And Simon gets to pick between at Pink Dino Death suggested My Five and that's movies where someone plays a flute. My Five and that's movies where someone plays a flute my five or movies with four letters in the titles that's like uh swat or paul or milk that's right or i am paul bauer suggested razzie winners that's movies that have won a Razzie for worst film of the year.

During the, I believe the Razzies have been around for 72 years. So which one of those? I'll go for the four letter title ones. Okay, four letter word is the title of this movie. You get three choices on dates. Would you like 1980 1980 1985 or 1992 i'm gonna go with 92. okay if you'd have gone 85 it was mosque that's six letters yeah that's got q u e on the end

m-o-s-q-u-e for sake or is it mask of the red dust isn't that m-a-s-Q-U-E for fuck's sake. Or is it Mask of the Red Death? Isn't that M-A-S-Q-U-E? Anyway, 1982, one and a half stars, appallingly bad. 82 or 92? 92, I'm sorry. That's as excitable as they get.

Pedantic. What year, what year? 92, appallingly bad movie. they get. Pedantic. What year? What year? 92. Appallingly bad movie. And he also says it's a heavy-handed mess. Let me give you one more thing.

That's not much to say. Some sweet moments at the outset. But this is a heavy-handed mess. One and a half stars has four letters in the title.

1992. And Leonard lists 13 names. Yeah lists 13 names. Yeah, 13 names. Simon says... I'll go eight. Eight names. Kate? Seven.

Okay, poker face. Five. Oh, he always has to show off. Seven. Okay, poker face. Five. Oh, he always has to show off. You could have said to her to name her. She wouldn't have been able to. But then maybe she would have been able to. She uses ghost protocol.

Oh, yeah, watch this. Four. Oh. Is that me now? Yeah. Name that movie. Oh, shit. Would you like the clues again, Simon?

Yes. Or would you like to drive the microphone into your eye? Bit of both, if I'm honest. One and a half stars. Appallingly bad movie. Heavy-handed mess. But it has sweet moments at the outset. And there was 13 names total you get

four of them and they are gonna be no help to you whatsoever good good Yardley Smith art Mitrano Blake Clark and Jamie Foxx yeah right I I didn't know he was in that I saw it in everything 92 Yeah Any idea? Not really Sorry Zach You've just created a two way tie for first That does not include you

That's really not very Benji is it? The answer is toys Toys Barry Toys! Barry Levinson's Toys, starring Robin Williams. And we have a two-way tie for first. Benji's got quite a hole to dig out of. I like it. Ethan Hunt is dangling somewhere.

You can do this for Ethan. If you had to come back I wouldn't care if this took another hour Just to watch you Just to watch you come back and take it So who challenged Simon I challenged

Okay so we'll start with Edgar and then go to Kate So Edgar you get to pick A.C. Cannon suggested Requiem for a Bean And that's movies where Sean Bean dies. Simone Silvana suggested Rocky movies, and that's films that have an earthquake in them. And AtCubrick87 says,

First 13 PG-13s. That's the first 13 movies that got designated the PG-13 rating. Yeah, which one of those would you like to place? Edgar? Get off your phone. I can't. I've got dinner plans. I'm just telling him I'm going to be late. Oh, I'm kind of intrigued by this. There should have been. Benji should have been doing that.

Whenever there's something going down, he's also texting somebody. I'm going to be late for dinner. Not going to make it. Can we go to a later showing? I'm just telling my wife. Let's go for the PG-13s. Okay. You probably know a lot about that,

so it's a sneaky category. Would you like a PG-13, one of the first, from 1984 or 1984? 1984. Because it started in 1984. Three stars from Leonard. He calls this movie Broad.

And he also says that the score won an Oscar. And it's three stars from 1984. And there's six names listed. How many names do you think you can get it in, Edgar, for the win? 1984, PG-13. Yeah. One of the first ones. One of the first 13.

What are the clues again? Broad. Score won an Oscar six names no coughing the clues why I think it is maybe no I don't know if it's that I might go I may as well go try to save my you have to go or not go well let's go I'm not sure about this but let's go I'm not sure about this but let's go negative one the ones that I thought it was the two the two that I know the first two and they got bad reviews by Leonard and this is

not one of them so I'm gonna have to go for like let's go he gave it three stars yeah okay so you see the temple of doing which were the first two PG 13s got bad reviews by Leonard so I would have got that. Okay. That's been negative one. I've got an idea. I might be wrong. You've said some mistruths, but yeah, okay. It's true. That's two stars.

Then it goes to Kate, right? Yeah, so... Name that movie. She says name it. So what's... You went negative one, so you have to name it and the lead performer.

I think I'm wrong. Yeah. I think so too. So Kate's going to be our winner. Is it Ghostbusters with Bill Murray? No. Oh.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. What was it? It was The Woman in Red with Gene Wilder. Oh my God. Which was one of two movies that were the first two movies that were PG-13 the same day as Dreamscape

came out with PG-13 it was a week after you know it was right after they started PG-13 Red Dawn came out the first week then the second week was two movies, Dreamscape and Women in Red and then

of course there were many more to come but the reason pg-13 was invented was gremlins and in and uh and indiana jones and the tabloid yeah all right so uh kate is our winner well done well done Kate is our winner. Well done, well done. But let me tell you some more about the history of PG-13. Alright, so you were playing for Lauren's Cookie.

Yes, but Lauren needs to tell me who... Lauren gets to come and collect all the fabulous prizes. Oh, no, wait, I'm sorry. She gets to name a shithead. It was the skull that gets the prizes. I got confused. Wait, wait, Kate won, right?

Oh, wait, yes. Jesus. Oh, right. I wish I could remember to edit that part out. That really says Lauren? No, that says Doug. Oh, it says Doug. Oh, it says Doug. Oh.

It's two different cookies. Thank you, Lauren. Thank you for my Doug cookie. There you go. You get all that stuff. And yeah, I'll just hang on to that for a second. And Edgar a shithead needs to be proclaimed. Could you come over with the skull and whoever the skull belongs to? You don't have to bring the skull. You can leave that filthy

skull over there. But just right right there somebody would like me to call a shithead. This is a pretty good one. That's fun. Alright. So our winner today is Simon Pegg everybody. Thought I'd give everybody a chance to have a moment of thinking that they won.

You were so good at that game at South by South. You know what? I honestly thought it was Mr. and Mrs. Smith and then that fucking Monaghan thing threw me off and I lost the game.

What can I say? It was a good match. I enjoyed it. We had a good time. At the end of the day, it is a competition and someone's got to win and it wasn't me,

but that's fair enough. So I look forward to playing it again next time and maybe love a better chance. Anyway, thanks. Thanks, Doug. I would love to have you on again and, you know,

I'll email you but I would love for you to help us interrupt a movie sometime. Absolutely, love to. Okay, great. And do you guys have anything in particular you want to plug?

Kate, do you have anything you want to tell anybody about? Oh, yes. My show, Playing with Makuchi, is... She said last time I called her, she's glad her parents didn't name her Sharon.

Yeah. I'd have a different profession. But yeah, it's at the Steve Allen Theater on the 14th of April. Come on by. Edgar, everything's top secret, right? You can't talk about anything.

Well, no, actually, later on tonight, I ain't going to be in the street burning a copy of The Woman in Red. And it was PG-13 for sexiness it wasn't even violence like they invented it because of violence and then like

the first thing they slap it on is you can't see Kelly LeBrock's boobs okay and Simon anything any release dates when's Star Trek 2

coming out May 13th next year and it's going very well and we're all very excited that's all I can say but I do I have a film coming out this year it's a little British film going very well and we're all very excited. That's all I can say. I have a film coming out this year. It's a little British film called Fantastic Fear of Everything.

There will be a trailer online this week. I'm not sure when it's going to be out here, but it's June 8th in the UK if you're on holiday. People listen to this in the UK. Especially this one with you fucking... You mosque motherfuckers. Mosque lovers all over the UK. Oh, good. Well, especially this one with you fucking... You mosque motherfuckers. Mosque

lovers all over the UK are rejoicing. Alright, well, thank you. Let's hear it for all three of them. What a fantastic... Amazing... This means that, you know, against all odds, Kate McHugh will be competing in the finals of this tournament of championships against the amazing, these guys are both amazing at this game,

comedian Andy Wood and madman Jon Hamm. Yeah. As soon as we can get the three of them in a room together, it will happen. So wish me luck on that. And as always, Morrissey is a shithead. And Chris Angel is a shithead.

Now it's time for Doug to watch another hockey. He rides a world as you and Crowe as makes it foggy. There's no room in his heart for you. Cause Doug loves movies.