Doug Loves Movies - Stephen Falk, Aya Cash, Kether Donahue, Todd Robert Anderson and Janet Varney guest

Episode Date: December 10, 2015

Live from the UCB Franklin in LA, Doug welcomes the cast and creator of "You're the Worst," Stephen Falk, Aya Cash, Kether Donahue, Todd Robert Anderson and Janet Varney. See Privacy Policy ...at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Doug hates candy wrappers screaming baby sticky seats With 50 azimuth corn kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess Hey, hey, hey everybody! Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes unfold, his viewing prowess. Hey, hey, hey, everybody.
Starting point is 00:00:31 My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is I Love Movies. Coming to you once again from the UCB Theater. Excuse me. In Los Angeles. I didn't bring out a beverage. That was a mistake. The UCB Theater in Los Angeles on Wednesday, December 9th,
Starting point is 00:00:48 right? Does that sound good? 2015? Let me see your name tags, LA. I know you brought some. You got Nick Follows instead of It Follows. I don't even know what that is other than a series of lights.
Starting point is 00:01:04 Oh, wait. John? John-er? John-earth? John-er. What does that mean? John-er? Okay.
Starting point is 00:01:24 You're the John-er-iest person I know There's a Douglas Movies logo on an iPad It says pick me on it And there's a hand jumping around And what's your name? Divine Loves Movies And it's your face instead of mine You worked hard, good luck to you The Gabe Escape instead of the Great Escape.
Starting point is 00:01:45 See, I figured that one out quickly. I don't know what this Armageddon thing's about. A.K. Margeddon, Mar, Maran. What's your name? Brandon. Brandon? You put Brandon into Armageddon? That's a good slogan.
Starting point is 00:02:04 It's not Armageddon without Brandon's a good slogan. It's not Armageddon without Brandon. Well, thank you to everybody who brought name tags and good luck being chosen. As you can see, I've got five guests tonight. And I was even confused and startled by the number of chairs out here. When I walked out here, I was like,
Starting point is 00:02:23 was that many people backstage? Oh, I guess so. Doug's plugs! I'm doing stand-up at the Irvine Improv on Monday, December 28th, and the Punchline in Sacramento on Tuesday, December 29th. Join me during the holiday
Starting point is 00:02:37 taint, and get info about these dates and more at douglosmovies.com. That's douglosmovies.com. That's douglovesmovies.com. Apologies for anyone who wants the 12 Guests of Christmas East Coast edition. Hasn't shown up on iTunes yet. And what can I say? They're slow over at iTunes.
Starting point is 00:03:00 If you want it right now, if you cannot wait, it's at douglovesmovies.com i'm not going to say it twice.com from the corrections department amy miller was right uh you've never seen santa quite like this before is a tagline for santa claus the santa claus and not jingle all the way. Yeah. The department that writes out my questions and answers has been fired. They've all been sacked. The prize bag tonight, I brought a bunch of stuff, and we've got five guests, so I'm excited to see what they bring.
Starting point is 00:03:40 I brought a Douglas Movies t-shirt from North Carolina. A dude gave me this hoodie that I regret giving away already. It says Laugh Local on the back of it and has the outline of the state of North Carolina.
Starting point is 00:03:59 And it's a blue, super comfy hoodie that whoever wins it is going to have to explain what Laugh Local means and why there's an upside-down Tennessee. I got this button when I saw Our Brand is Crisis. They had Our Brand is Crisis buttons in the lobby, so who wouldn't want to wear that?
Starting point is 00:04:22 I've got a warm hat. A warm head hat. That says Chiba Chews on it. Chibachews.com This was given to me when I was on AM Northwest in Portland. It's a cacciatore. It's just sausage that apparently you can just wrap up in brown paper and it's going to be good for a while.
Starting point is 00:04:49 That seems sketchy to me. And then I've been giving these out constantly. House at the end of the street. Wrist slappy thingy. I fucking love these things. I don't know. I haven't seen House at the End of the Street, but I love these wrist slappy thingies.
Starting point is 00:05:10 All of that, plus what my guests bring, please welcome the creator and cast of You're the Worst, Stephen Falk, Aya Cash, Kether Donahue, Todd Robert Anderson,
Starting point is 00:05:23 and Janet Varney. Thank you. I was like, let's do a show to promote the season finale of You're the Worst on FXX. And then we all settled on the night where the finale is tonight. So when this is posted tomorrow on the internet, it's going to be perfect timing. No help whatsoever. Yes, that's right. And that's the creator of You're the Worst, Stephen Falk, everybody.
Starting point is 00:06:02 creator of You're the Worst, Stephen Falk, everybody. I met him because I was a fan of the program Weeds, and not for reasons that you guys would assume. It was a really strong character comedy. But I followed you over to You're the Worst, and it's a hilarious program. Thank you. Thank you. Not as much marijuana, but thank you.
Starting point is 00:06:32 Yeah, but some. Some. And definitely some drugs. Yes, a lot of drugs. Yeah, harder drugs than I'm used to. Oh, yeah. So I can't relate to these characters. No, no, they're unrelatable. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:43 No, not to everybody. Just to me, Steven. So, but the news, the good news is, and it's already been released a week ago, is that you are coming back for a third season. Yes. Yes. And
Starting point is 00:06:58 everybody look forward to that in 2018. Yeah, exactly. No, no, it'll be sooner than that. Yeah. Yeah. Like next, next, next year.
Starting point is 00:07:07 Fall-ish you think? Sure. Yeah. All right. Let's do it. Sounds good. Yeah. You guys ready?
Starting point is 00:07:13 Totally do it. All right. Janet, hold on to your microphone. Janet. When you make noises, we want to hear them. My laugh is so loud.
Starting point is 00:07:21 No microphone needed. Well, you know, you're professional. You can work it. You can work it. You can work it out. But let's start down on this end since we already have. It's Janet Varney, everybody.
Starting point is 00:07:31 Yeah. Yeah. What did you, first of all, bring for the prize bag tonight? Do you have an item for us? I did. I only have two left. One is my own, but if you don't care about this,
Starting point is 00:07:49 you can sell it because someone will, but this is a sign. I just signed a Legend of Korra season one DVD, which is the one. Yeah, book one.
Starting point is 00:07:57 Are you in that? Air. Yes. I thought it had to be something that we were, I don't know, listen. No, that's good. So you want to promote something
Starting point is 00:08:05 yeah and it's sure no I'm saying promote the thing that is no longer on the air for sure I want to promote it
Starting point is 00:08:12 just your participation of it you're proud about it and you signed it somewhere I signed it on the cover I didn't know where's your signature it's in a magical oh my god
Starting point is 00:08:23 it's right across that is that a lady it's her beautiful breasts it's right across that. Is that a lady? It's her beautiful breasts. It's right across her breasts. Beautiful, ample breasts. You wrote J-V-A. Pretty much. Yeah, okay.
Starting point is 00:08:32 They're not that ample. All right. All right, J-V-A. And your character on the program is called... What's your name? Becca? Mm-hmm. And I'm going to ask this of everybody, so get ready. called, what's your name, Becca?
Starting point is 00:08:46 I'm going to ask this of everybody, so get ready. What kind of movies do you think Becca likes? What would be Becca's favorite movie if she had one? I think that she probably thinks that she can relate to the gravitas of Steel Magnolias.
Starting point is 00:09:06 Somebody that's Shelby the Juice. She thinks that she can relate to the gravitas of Steel Magnolias. Somebody that's Shelby the Juice. She thinks that. But she also probably really likes Magic Mike. But not for the Soderbergh reasons. I don't think she gets anything other than it's Channing Tatum. No, not for the indie film. Any additions, Steven? Dancing. Oh, that's interesting. No, not for the indie film. Any additions, Stephen?
Starting point is 00:09:25 Dancing. Oh, that's interesting. We'll go to Stephen after each of the actors to get the actual story. Yeah, those are all wrong. How fired am I? All wrong. Wonderful. Not at all.
Starting point is 00:09:37 Wonderful. Godard. Oh, Becca's into Godard. Breathless. All right, well, I would never want her on this program. That's for sure. Yeah. Todd Robert Anderson,
Starting point is 00:09:51 everybody. Hi, everybody. Hi, Doug. Vernon is the name of your character on the show. Yep. My name is Vernon
Starting point is 00:09:59 Do you already have an answer for what movie Vernon would be into? Well, I think Vernon's number one movie is National Lampoon's Animal House. His number two movie
Starting point is 00:10:10 is Roadhouse. Oh, these are great choices. These are American classics. These are also just Todd's choices. Side note. They're also my favorite movies. Is he right, Stephen?
Starting point is 00:10:23 Oh, yeah, absolutely. Okay, you nailed it. Good job. He likes Van Oh yeah, absolutely. Okay, you nailed it. Good job. He likes Van Wilder too. Yeah. Our friend Bert Kreischer who's been on this show was the inspiration
Starting point is 00:10:32 for Van Wilder, I'm told. But he just looks nowhere good as Ryan Reynolds. I'm not going to lie to you. I don't think even Bert would be offended by that.
Starting point is 00:10:43 What did you bring for the prize bag, sir? I brought a bunch of stuff in this Sephora bag. I wrote a book called Don't Act, 101 Reasons Why You Shouldn't. I brought that. I brought an indie movie that I'm in called Fuzz Track City. Sounds like a Vernon movie. What do you play in that?
Starting point is 00:11:02 I play an alcoholic detective. You're like the Vernon movie. What do you play in that? I play an alcoholic detective. You're like the lead character. Yeah, I bed Dee Wallace. Take her to bed. Oh, I glanced at it. I thought Eli Wallach was in the movie, but it's Dee Wallace. Yeah, Eli Wallach.
Starting point is 00:11:17 She's not Dee Wallace Stone anymore? She dropped the stone? She dropped the stone. Yeah, good for her. I know how bad, I know how hard it is to have a kidney stone and not be able to. Right.
Starting point is 00:11:27 I also brought, because it's Christmas, a copy of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Well, you're really, you're out doing yourself now. This is crazy. And, well,
Starting point is 00:11:35 I'm a huge fan of this show. I'm a little starstruck right now. Oh, really? Yes, it's super. I'm freaking out. And this is a collection of Van Damme pictures. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:47 We got Hog Target. We got Lion Hog. We got Sudden Death. And The Quest. There it is. Yeah, all of those are on one. All great. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:59 Three of which are rated R. One's PG-13. The Quest. Yeah, he tried to go a different route on The Quest and that didn't work out either. Nope. Well, those are terrific gifts. That's fantastic.
Starting point is 00:12:14 Thank you very much and thanks for being a fan of the show. So does that mean you think you're going to be great at the games today? No, I mean, I feel like when I listen at home, I'm really good at the games, but now that I'm here, nope. Yep, you're already feeling the pressure. You already feel like you don't know anything about movies.
Starting point is 00:12:31 I don't know movies. People really blank out. But I wish you good luck. Thank you. And let's hear it for Kether Donahue, everybody. Hi. Hi. everybody Lindsay Lindsay on the show why are you reacting to your microphone like it did something crazy I thought it didn't work okay it's working thank you
Starting point is 00:12:59 for being here and what do you have for the prize bag after that amazing amazing stuff from everyone in front of you. You are? This is a vintage piece. A vintage piece? I'll tell you why. A few weeks ago I was doing Steven and Todd have a
Starting point is 00:13:22 sketch show they do called Film Pigs and they were all talking about a movie called Highlander. What's the line in Highlander that's famous that you told me about? There Can Be Only One? There Can Be Only One, yeah. There, yeah, that one. They were all quoting. Yeah, Douglas movies.
Starting point is 00:13:38 Well done. So they were talking about this, and I was like, what are you talking about? I didn't know. So Todd was like, you haven't seen Highlander? and I was like, what are you talking about? I didn't know. So Todd was like, you haven't seen Highlander? And I'm like, no. So he's like, all right, we're going to make a night out of this. So I went to Todd's house and watched it, and I fell asleep. Yeah, she didn't even get to the good stuff.
Starting point is 00:14:00 It was like 40 minutes in. And then he tried to put on another movie after, and I was like, what's going on? Wait a second. Wait a second. That sounds weird. He's like Cosby but with movies. He just shows you movies
Starting point is 00:14:16 that you won't like until you fall asleep and then the real magic happens. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, Highland is a real dude flick. That's a weird one
Starting point is 00:14:29 to invite a lady over and go, Well, she really wanted to see. I explained to her the weird casting where the French guy is playing a Scotsman
Starting point is 00:14:37 and the Scottish guy There's so much to wrap your head around. She really was interested at that point. So I said, okay, you should watch it.
Starting point is 00:14:46 So cut to, we get asked to do your show and we're all very excited and I called Todd and I'm like, oh my God, I have to bring
Starting point is 00:14:55 the copy of Highlander that I fell asleep to. So that's why it's vintage. There it is. The sleepiest, the most sleep-inducing copy of Highlander.
Starting point is 00:15:07 And I even called him, I called him this morning and I was like, listen, Todd, I was like, I understand if you say no, if it's a sentimental piece, like, because, you know, people get touchy about this stuff. It was difficult. I was very polite about it. So I was like, if you give me your copy and I give it as a prize,
Starting point is 00:15:23 I'll reimburse you a Highlander copy later. Don't worry, dude. Within a few years, you're going to be able to download a copy of that movie into your brain directly. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, you don't need a physical copy anymore. No, it's a waste. It wastes space.
Starting point is 00:15:38 Also, one last thing. Me and Aya went skydiving recently and tripled our fundraising goal to raise money to end human sex trafficking and this is the top we wore when we jumped out of a plane. What does it say? Keep the girls safe. Keep the girls safe. I love it. So that's special.
Starting point is 00:15:58 That's sentimental. And I just heard today, I saw just now breaking news, sex trafficking has ended. Wow. I just heard that, I saw just now, breaking news, sex trafficking has ended. Wow. Wow. I just heard. Good work.
Starting point is 00:16:09 Completely done. Well done. They totally wrapped it up. Good job, Heather. Yeah. They did the martini shot and then closed their doors. I know, that's a super awesome cause, and thank you for bringing that.
Starting point is 00:16:28 And part of that cause with you, sitting next to you on your right, it's Aya Cash, everybody. Yay! And, oh, wait, we gotta ask, Heather, really quick, what movies is Lindsay like? I was so happy I thought you forgot.
Starting point is 00:16:51 All right, moving on. Oh, no. I don't know. I feel like Lindsay is self-involved and just watches reality shows. I do think she watches hentai. I feel like she watches porn and, like, studies it and, like and tries to copy the actresses in the porn. Steven, is that accurate?
Starting point is 00:17:10 Accurate. Very good. Aya, what do you got for us? All right, I have, so I listened to a show, and Jon Hamm bought a GoPro, and I was like, well shit, I need to bring it. And then I didn't. I brought a shitty cup that says you're the worst on it.
Starting point is 00:17:35 It's a trash juice cup. So the one of you that watches our show, that's probably my husband in the audience, you'll know what that is. And then I ran into Todd out in front of the theater. Todd's just hanging out with everybody. I loiter a lot. Well, I saw him and I was like, what'd you bring? And then he showed me all his cool gifts and I was like, motherfucker, I don't have anything.
Starting point is 00:17:58 I have a shitty plastic cup. So I went to the bookstore slash DVD store slash record store that's next door. What you get bought in honor of my lovely co-star
Starting point is 00:18:10 Kether Donahue who is in Grease Live I brought John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John this Christmas don't
Starting point is 00:18:19 don't all scream with delight I'm a little bit Scientology I'm a little bit Scientology. I'm a little bit leaving this CD. Would be a lyric. The guy in front of me was actually buying Going Clear, so it was a perfect sort of interaction for the clerk. I love that we're right across the street from Scientology.
Starting point is 00:18:39 Wait, you got something else? One more, one more. Just because I was like, well, these are actually very lame, so I'm going to bring one cool thing, which is Pee-wee's Playhouse Christmas Special. On a dying format. Called DVD. Well, pass all that stuff down here,
Starting point is 00:18:55 you guys, so I can put it into the bag. I have an additional tab. Oh, it's Stephen. But first, what's a movie that your character on the show would like, enjoy? I feel like Gretchen does not watch movies, so I feel like the last movie she was into was probably Cruel Intentions, because every 90s girl was into Cruel Intentions.
Starting point is 00:19:21 Thank you, the three of you. That's a good answer. Stephen, can you back that up? Yeah, no you that's a good answer Stephen can you back that up yeah no that's totally true so I also heard
Starting point is 00:19:31 John Hamm bought a fucking GoPro so I brought a drone oh fuck you a drone it's a little drone a real live drone well so
Starting point is 00:19:42 yeah our lead actor Chris Gere gave me two so I'm re-gifting one. Yeah, Chris couldn't be here because he's British. Yeah. And this is almost
Starting point is 00:19:52 exactly as good, but it's a screenplay to Wild, starring Reese Witherspoon. Oh, that's a commercial for Backpacks. It's a commercial for Backpacks.
Starting point is 00:20:01 Wait, hold on, there's more. So, Ride With the Devil, starring Jewel. Yeah! I think there were some other people in there, but... Nah, doesn't matter. Since she breastfeeds, I'll give it to her.
Starting point is 00:20:12 And then, I actually like this movie a lot, but the central performance is horrible. Eric Bogosian in Talk Radio. Oliver Stone. It's a really good movie. Enjoy the Bogos? You just took down Eric Bagogian. Look, his final monologue with
Starting point is 00:20:28 the 360 circuit, it's horrible. It's horrible. It's bad acting. I love him. And then there's a season two cast and crew, You're the Worst bag. Oh! Well, let's put everything in that bag. I will never use. Put everything back in that bag.
Starting point is 00:20:43 Yeah, when you're the creator of a show, you can't walk around with a bag with the name of it on there. Oh, why does it say you're the worst in my bag? I created it. I'm the mastermind. Well, that's still amazing stuff. A drone. It's a little one, but still.
Starting point is 00:21:09 That's a first. Let's just go down the line, starting with you, Stephen. Last movie that you saw. My fiance and I took our ten-week-old baby daughter to a drive-in this past weekend. There's one in City of Industry, if you don't know.
Starting point is 00:21:25 To see Creed. What was the... Was it a double feature or just the Creed? There was another movie, but we could only, you know, she's ten weeks, so she can only watch their one movie. Through Creed? She only likes boxing movies.
Starting point is 00:21:44 Oh, they didn't double it up with Southpaw? No, they should have. They should have. Yeah, no, it's great. You can bring beer. We snuck our dog in, but as we were driving in, I noticed that it said no pets allowed. So my fancier was in the backseat with the baby,
Starting point is 00:22:01 so she threw a blanket over the dog, but the dog refused to sit down, so there was just a dog with a blanket over its head, and the lady was like, just looked at the dog going like this, and said, 1950, I don't care. Whatever.
Starting point is 00:22:18 She cited a specific year? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is something that would happen in 1950. Yeah. I don't care. What about Creed did you like it I did yeah the the quality of picture is not great at the drive-in but getting past that I liked it a lot yeah I thought it was to make a a really good standalone movie from a seventh movie in a series is unheard of. I mean, Halloween did it.
Starting point is 00:22:48 Yeah, that's not true at all. No. Not true. Aya, what about you? Have you been to the movies? The last movie I saw was on Netflix, and it was about, I think, I just watched this movie. I can't remember his name. Seymour Hersh. Josh?
Starting point is 00:23:07 Nope. My husband disowned me. He's like, you're on your fucking own. Don't bring me into this. But he's a P, what? What was it? Nope, still signed. What'd you guys watch? Oh, he doesn't know.
Starting point is 00:23:22 He's disowning your comments. We listened to the podcast where you made someone leave when they called out, so he's just afraid of you. Yeah, he's trying to be a good audience member, but I think when someone's name-checked, they can talk. Right. I think that's how it should work. Anyway.
Starting point is 00:23:37 But what was it? He's a piano teacher. He was, like, a pianist. It's never not funny. This is a documentary? It's a documentary, yes. And it's fantastic. Ethan Hawke created it. Ethan Hawke was like a
Starting point is 00:23:54 producer on it? Yeah, and he's sort of in the movie introducing it. Does anybody know what this is? Seymour and Introduction. What? Seymour and Introduction. Seymour and Introduction. Seymour and Introduction. What a terrible title to have to yell out and get people to understand.
Starting point is 00:24:13 But it was a good movie? Very, very good movie. All right. Where can people see it? On Netflix. Oh, okay. Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 00:24:20 Next. I'm Netflixing like crazy right now, so I'll check that out. Heather? So right now I'm Netflixing like crazy right now, so I'll check that out. Kether? So right now I'm in rehearsals for Grease Live, and the director of our show. Wait, that's why you quoted Grease to me when I saw you tonight? Oh, yeah, because literally all day I'm like, rama, lama, lama. When I come home, I'm like singing and dancing.
Starting point is 00:24:39 So when I came in, I came in with whiskey because I can't do an interview without drinking. And I went in and I was like, you want a little sneaky peek to get the party going? I was like, that's Rizzo from Grease that she's quoting because she knows I love musicals. But no, you're just living and breathing that entire show. Yeah. So we're in rehearsal and the director um cracked a joke and no one laughed which was weird because he's funny and people usually laugh at his jokes and the reason um we no one laughed is because he was quoting something from waiting for guffman and no one
Starting point is 00:25:17 had seen it what yeah yeah so there's young people out there. So we're like, wait, today is Wednesday. So two nights ago, we're like, he's like, this is unacceptable behavior that you have not seen waiting for Guffman. So we all watched it, and that's the last movie I saw. You liked it, right? I did. I love Catherine O'Hara. Doesn't Fred Willard at some point say,
Starting point is 00:25:45 do you want me to strike this stool? Because that's what I remember and it made me laugh so hard because it was so stupid. I missed that. To offer to strike the stool. But yeah, it's a super fun movie and as are all of the Christopher Guest joints.
Starting point is 00:26:04 I enjoyed it. I want to see it again. It was one of those movies where I was like when it was done I was like I want to watch that again. There's a lot of
Starting point is 00:26:14 subtle jokes that you missed the first time around. It's true about Guffman. Repeated watchings. I love that you picked that up Todd. I was just why
Starting point is 00:26:23 because now we're moving to you. Okay. And asking the same question now we're moving to you. Okay. And asking the same question. All right, so... Last movie you saw. Literally the last movie. It was...
Starting point is 00:26:32 I got in the mail yesterday my brand new, just released Blu-ray copy of Blue City with Judd Nelson and Ally Sheedy. You ordered that through the mail? I'm an Amazon Prime member. You ordered that through the mail? I'm an Amazon Prime member. It comes in two days.
Starting point is 00:26:49 Free shipping. Why were you so... Why did you have such urgent... Why was it so important you see that movie within two days? It was nostalgic, I guess. I remember really liking Blue City because I thought Jed Nelson was the shit in the 80s,
Starting point is 00:27:09 and I hadn't seen it since then. Yeah, you were like eight at the time. Yeah, yeah. And it was R-rated, and I wasn't supposed to look at it, but I did anyway. And so I really wanted to see it again. Does it stand up? Yep.
Starting point is 00:27:24 That doesn't sound very confident. I mean, it's still not very good. So even the first time, you had qualms. No, it was a disappointment, but I remember the excitement, and then I wanted to recapture the excitement. I know the excitement. Two-fifths of Breakfast Club!
Starting point is 00:27:41 I can't fucking believe it! Yeah. But then, no, it's not good. And it's all Judd Nelson the whole time. And he blows up a car. She's barely in it. She doesn't have a lot to do. Is it better than From the Hip? Way better than From the Hip. What? Yeah, it's better than
Starting point is 00:27:56 From the Hip. He gets some good speeches in From the Hip. And he holds up a dildo one time in a court of law. In Blue City, the first thing he does is he walks into a bar and he starts a fist fight. And then like 10 minutes later, he blows up a car. And then he gets in gunfights and he punches people. It's way better than from the hip.
Starting point is 00:28:14 Speeches. This is really intimidating because I have no idea what you guys are talking about. It's just white noise. It's funny that anyone would not know about Blue City with Ally Sheedy and Judd Nelson. It's funny that anyone would not know about Blue City with Ally Sheedy and Judd Nelson. It's weird. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:29 A film that kind of torpedoed both of their careers. Yeah, that's the one. Kind of sputtered after that. But thank you for that. And Janet, finally to you. The last movie you saw. For reals, can't lie about it. Last movie I saw.
Starting point is 00:28:43 Yeah, you can. I wish that I would have not watched. I wish I wouldn't have watched the movie I watched last night because I had seen Song of the Sea before that, which I loved. Do you guys know this movie? This animated, beautiful Irish movie?
Starting point is 00:28:58 Somehow I missed it. Guys, get out there and see it. Your heart will expand five sizes. What did you watch that you feel badly about? Sinister, starring Ethan Hawke. Ethan Hawke's having quite a show. Aren't they already up to Sinister 2? Yeah, I felt I needed to.
Starting point is 00:29:16 You're just getting into it? I did. I really felt I needed to get a sense of the backstory before I indulged in Sinister 2. I have a completely unfounded hatred of Ethan Hawke. There's no reason for me to dislike him. I don't think you're the only one, though.
Starting point is 00:29:32 But there's something about the movies he's in. I'll watch something and I'm like, God damn it. How about Training Day? He's alright. He got the Academy Award nomination, but I think Denzel kind of sweeped him up into that. I think it's hard to not be good opposite Denzel
Starting point is 00:29:47 when he's yelling at you. It's not going to be that hard to act intimidated. Yeah. Yeah. But what was the one you just saw? Sinister. Oh, Sinister.
Starting point is 00:29:57 And like every 10 or 15 minutes something jumps out at you? For sure. That kind of scary? For sure. PG-13? Check it off the list scorpion check coral snake check dead children check oh extra dead children check
Starting point is 00:30:13 surprise scream rip-off mask in bushes check uh can you can go into scary slides that you're or the scary old super 8 movies you can actually go into them slides or scary old Super 8 movies. You can actually go into them and have horrible things happen. It's very sinister, Doug. Very sinister. Hence the name. It stretches beyond sinister. I feel like sinister is the suggestion of maybe something bad's going to happen.
Starting point is 00:30:36 And this was just an out and out blood fest. It was R, though, not PG-13. Oh, it is R? Oh, definitely not PG-13. Well, that's good. I like that. I'm more likely to be scared by that, like by the actual violence, rather than just a ghost going, hey. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:52 No, the ghosts are bloody in this one, for sure. I don't get too scared by that. All right. That's a great answer. But will you see Sinister 2? It's a follow-up question. I say unlikely. Okay. So it didn't grab you enough to follow through the series.
Starting point is 00:31:09 What if the third chapter comes out and they say it's the best of them all? I'll see it. I'll see it. I'll be fooled. Because that's the oldest trick in the book. It is. It's the best one in the series. Can be said about any shitty series of movies.
Starting point is 00:31:24 All right, you guys uh before we get into the games that matter we're going to play a quick round of tell the truth uh this is a game where i just go down the line ask each of you the same question and i want you to give me an honest answer we'll start with the creator of you're the worst steven fogg uh what's your favorite Will Smith movie? I am legend tell the truth Aya Cash do you have a favorite
Starting point is 00:31:53 six degrees of separation Will Smith movie tell the truth thank you six degrees of separation it's six degrees of really? I could only
Starting point is 00:32:03 think of Hitch which I haven't actually seen, but he's in that. I have no idea what movie. Doug, can I do an impression from Hitch? Sure, you can. I love this. Security guard at Ellis Island. Anything for Hitch.
Starting point is 00:32:21 That's exactly what he sounds like. Whoa, even the security guard at Ellis Island is up for helping out Hitch. That's exactly what he sounds like. Whoa! Even the security guard at Ellis Island is up for helping out Hitch in any way. Like, Hitch knows something about him and has him over a barrel. What about you, Kether? Do you have a favorite Will Smith movie? I like The Pursuit of Happiness.
Starting point is 00:32:42 Tell the truth! I do! I like that scene where they're in the bathroom. Oh, Jesus. They live in a bathroom. And I like the scene where he's at the fence and he tells the son to, like, follow his dreams. Through a fence.
Starting point is 00:32:57 They're at a fence. They're at a fence. They're playing basketball. They're next to each other at a fence. There's a fence. Oh, okay. Todd? Independence Day. Tell the truth!. Oh, okay. Todd? Independence Day.
Starting point is 00:33:05 Tell the truth! That was the truth. Why? Because the aliens come and he says, welcome to Earth, and he punches out an alien. It's a good movie. You're right. Janet?
Starting point is 00:33:22 Here come the men in black. Oh, yeah, I forgot. Oh, she sang her answer. Because, and I'm sure he raps at the end of every movie, including Pursuit of Happiness. My favorite rap that he does is at the end of The Legend of Bagger Vance. He raps Getting Baggy With It.
Starting point is 00:33:43 I know the Wild Wild West rap, but I won't do it. Oh, you know it? You can do it? Yeah. Please. West, James West, Desperado, Rough Rider,
Starting point is 00:33:52 No, You Don't Want Nada, None of This, Runnin' This, Brother Gunnin' This, Artemis, Ah, Shit. I forgot that. That is crazy.
Starting point is 00:34:02 But anyone knows that. That is crazy that anyone knows that. I don't know the Pythagorean theorem, but I know that. All I know is Amar is, was, were, be, being, been, do, does, did, have, has, had, can, could, shall, should, may, might, must. And I don't even know what those are. What Will Smith movie is that from? Yeah, it's from Hitch 2 in theaters soon. Wonderful.
Starting point is 00:34:31 So what was your favorite? MIB? Yeah, MIB. Men in Black, the first chapter. Yeah. What did you think of the second and third one? I thought it was all right. Tell the truth! Tell the truth!
Starting point is 00:34:42 Now it's the part of the show where I say, let the games begin Ladies and gentlemen Of my distinguished You're the worst panel You guys really are You're the worst panel You get to choose
Starting point is 00:34:59 What name tag you'd like to play for In the game portion of the show tonight There's lots of Exciting ones what name tag you'd like to play for in the game portion of the show tonight. There's lots of exciting ones. And just get up and physically go choose the name tag you'd like to play for and bring it back to your seat. And while you do that, we'll do this. We'll be right back. Hey, everybody.
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Starting point is 00:36:09 a good job we'll start with janet who's who's this here's the thing this one's really crinkled up yeah no this is this is like this is this is what happens when you try to be a nice person uh and why you never should be uh i'll do respect to you guys. I'm excited about this. Just in the sort of front of the theater with the light, hot lights shining on all these super fancy ones. Listen, you're going to see a lot of glitter and glamour. You know, a lot of people who are trying to hide their talent.
Starting point is 00:36:37 They're trying to show that they have talent that they may not necessarily have. These are people who are unafraid to print out a shitty piece of paper with some shoddy photoshopping that they then folded repeatedly
Starting point is 00:36:54 over and over with sweaty hands. I think they folded it the maximum amount of times. But they were back there and I was like, oh, no one's gonna pick them because they're all the way back there. And so I walked back up there and I was like oh no one's gonna pick them because they're all the way back there and so I walked back up there and I looked at it and I looked around
Starting point is 00:37:08 and I was like I can't turn around and not take it it's the only one around this area and so I said fuck it and I brought it up
Starting point is 00:37:15 and that's what happened and it's Freddy versus Jason two guys made this well it's Freddy Prince Jr. and that's me oh it's Freddy Prince Jr. he changed it me. Oh, it's Freddie Prinze Jr. He changed it to. And then
Starting point is 00:37:27 Jason, that's him. Jason, I love you, buddy. Alright. The less we say about it, the better. I'm excited to move on to this next one because I recently gave away a lot of stuff that I owned because I had to move and
Starting point is 00:37:43 I wanted less stuff. And two of the things I gave away have was had to move and I wanted less stuff and two of the things I gave away or have come back to haunt me this this Cuisinart total touch electronic toaster I gave away and I even wrote eat exclamation point and my name on it and then and then I this little figurine up here was made by a gentleman named Ping. And that's supposed to be me. And they were like, are you sure you want to give this away? Won't Ping be mad?
Starting point is 00:38:12 And I went, he's going to hear about it on the podcast and be so excited. And so now here it is. That day has come. But then the poster inside of the toaster says Brave Little Toaster. Tommy. So your name is Tommy? Tommy. And you came by my apartment and got this toaster?
Starting point is 00:38:34 All right. Well, your name is crossed out. So it was formerly Doug's Brave Little Toaster. It's not my little toaster anymore. It's his. Does it work as a toaster? Oh, it's great. All right.
Starting point is 00:38:44 Do you get to keep it? Does Todd get to keep the toaster? No, I don't get to keep the toaster. Todd's going work as a toaster? Oh, it's great. Do you get to keep it? Does Todd get to keep the toaster? No, I don't get to keep the toaster. I don't think that's what Tommy intended. I think Tommy wants that back because he's got some plain bagels tomorrow morning.
Starting point is 00:38:59 He doesn't want to eat cold. Alright, so there's that. Who are you playing for, Heather? Oh, what's your name? Jean. It should be on there. Oh, where's your name?
Starting point is 00:39:13 Jingle. Jingle all the way. But it says Jingle. I didn't know her name was Jean. Yeah, that's what it is. Did you think the movie was really called Jingle? No. All the way?
Starting point is 00:39:24 No, I just didn't know which part of it was her name. Anyway, I chose the... Her name is Gul. Her name is Ungle. Yeah, play it for Ungle. Are you a fan of the Jingle All the Way movie? No, but I... Why did you pick this damn name tag?
Starting point is 00:39:42 Because I can impersonate Arnold Schwarzenegger. Oh, here we go. You already sound quite a bit like him, so it's not much of a leap, but go ahead and let us hear your Arnold Schwarzenegger. I'm getting the chopper. I'm a kindergarten cop. I like that.
Starting point is 00:40:01 I don't believe he ever said, I'm a kindergarten cop. Even in kindergarten cop. In my impersonation. It would blow his cover if he said, I'm a kindergarten cop. Well, in my impersonation, he says it. There you go. I love that impersonation.
Starting point is 00:40:22 And if at any point during the show you think of any other things that Arnold might say, we'd love to hear them. Aya, who are you playing for? I am playing for Jonner. I noticed that one. I didn't know it was in a three-ring binder when I noticed it earlier. It's a really complicated device that probably couldn't get through most airports. No, I picked him
Starting point is 00:40:47 not only because it was flashy and looked like it took some work, but also because he was in the front row, and I respect people who get here early, because I was an hour early, and I just have a lot of respect for people who are waiting in line. That wasn't even a joke. That was just me giving back.
Starting point is 00:41:04 That's terrific and congratulations Johnner I was teasing him earlier and he was making a it's gonna work face and his face was right Stephen who you got?
Starting point is 00:41:21 oh so I'm a fan of like shitty movies that are super obscure and should not have been made. And this is a Phil Collins starring vehicle buster. I'm also a fan of people who bring dogs to places they probably shouldn't be. But this guy has a dog. It's a service dog. It's allowed.
Starting point is 00:41:38 I know, I know. And it also says, dog loves movies. and it also says dog loves movies. But that's, none of those are the reasons I picked it. There's free candy
Starting point is 00:41:52 on it. Yeah, what is that candy? M&M mint. Oh, I don't think I've had that. Well,
Starting point is 00:41:58 you will, sir. You will force me to have some? Yep. All right, well, not congratulations, but good job picking your name tags, you guys,
Starting point is 00:42:09 because I've got a few games that I'm going to put you through here that's going to determine who in the audience wins the entirety of the prize bags. It's two bags now because of the year of the worst bag. I'm very excited. This first game is going to determine who goes first in the next game. And that's all it determines, so don't
Starting point is 00:42:35 tense up too much. Gene, you're going to lose. I already lost the game. Sorry, Gene, go all the way. She's not going all the way for you tonight. Doug Loves Musicals is the first game we're going to play. I love musicals.
Starting point is 00:42:57 I try not to be ashamed of it. I'm going to name songs from a movie musical. And the first person on this stage, the first creator or cast member of You're the Worst, who can guess the correct title into your microphone, is the winner. Does anybody on the panel feel confident about their knowledge of songs in musicals?
Starting point is 00:43:20 Nope, no. Absolutely not. All right, good. That's how I like it. Because then we play a game at the end, because every musical has a song in it that's the title of the musical. So at the very end, we're going to play a game
Starting point is 00:43:34 where you just have to be the first one to repeat the title. But somebody might get it before then. This is a movie musical with the songs Suspended in Time. Break a Dune. Great guess.
Starting point is 00:43:54 Back to the Future, the musical? Is that a thing? Not a great guess. I don't know. I just guessed Break a Dune because it's the only musical I can think of. The Fall. You Made Me Love You.
Starting point is 00:44:10 Whenever You're Away From Me. Somebody out there knows it. But don't say it. All Over the World. Is there a song? Around the World in 80 Days. Is that a musical? One movie musical.
Starting point is 00:44:22 If they made a musical of Around the World in 80 Days, that could be a song. Good question. Could it be a cartoon musical? It could, but it's not. Don't Walk Away is a song from this musical. Dancing. Very generic title for a song in a musical.
Starting point is 00:44:42 B.G.'s musical. Yes. No. Suddenly is a song in this musical. Stephen Falk looks like he's either going to answer or sneeze. I'm alive. Oh, that really perked him up. Little Shop of Horrors?
Starting point is 00:45:04 No. Magic. Magic. Magic. Oh, that'd be a great name. Xanadu. It is Xanadu. Wow. Xanadu is the next fucking song on the list.
Starting point is 00:45:19 Wow. Janet Varney knowing too much about Xanadu. That's got to be embarrassing. Wow. Shannon Varney knowing too much about Xanadu. That's got to be embarrassing. Wow. How many songs did that take? That's got to be bad news to the whole Varney clan. I've never seen Xanadu. Yeah, you've never seen it, but how'd that come into your head then?
Starting point is 00:45:38 Because I know that song. Olivia Newton-John. That was the biggest hit single probably from Xanadu's Magic. I know that song word for word. Yeah, you got to believe we are magic. Nothing can stand in our way, Doug. Nothing can stand in our way. Got to believe we are magic.
Starting point is 00:45:55 Don't let your aim overstray. That's really the words? Don't let your aim overstray? I think it's ever stray. Ever stray. But either way, don't let your aim stray? I think so. Shoot it on my face.
Starting point is 00:46:09 It's hard to do when you're wearing roller skates. Come on, aim it at me. Not over there. Friendly fire's not good. Holy, wow. Alright, well, good job. Janet Varney is our winner of that game. That means she gets to go first in a very difficult game that intimidates a lot of people.
Starting point is 00:46:31 Todd, you've heard it. Yeah, probably. Last Man Stanton. Oh, Last Man Stanton. Oh, yeah. It's a good game. It's a good game. This is where we're going to all participate, too, for fun.
Starting point is 00:46:43 We'll take turns starting with Janet, and then we'll going to all participate too for fun. We'll take turns starting with Janet and then we'll go to Todd. Naming movies that one particular actor or actress was in. I'm going to get a suggestion from the crowd. People tweet me pretty relentlessly that they have the perfect name for Last Man Standing.
Starting point is 00:46:59 Where is at Liz underscore I was going to say pretty unlikely there'd be more than one Liz underscore I was going to say pretty unlikely there'd be more than one Liz underscore quick. Yeah, that's you. What is the name that you have for us to play with?
Starting point is 00:47:16 I'm asking Russell Crowe. Okay, but what will you give us a serious answer? No, I like it. I like it. Russell fucking Crow is what Liz Quick thinks we should play with.
Starting point is 00:47:33 So Janet, all you gotta do is name any movie that has Russell Crowe in it. Gladiator. Yeah. You went right to the biggest one.
Starting point is 00:47:45 Let's get it out of the way. Yeah. He won the Academy Award for that one, didn't he? Or did he win for Todd? Romper Stomper? No, he did not win for that. But good answer. I think I would have held on to that one.
Starting point is 00:48:04 Yeah, but like I said, I'm freaking out. There's no strategy happening at all. I'm just like, a robber's number! Thank you, Doug. You're welcome, Todd. Heather, any Russell Crowe movie?
Starting point is 00:48:20 Les Mis. Les Miserables. Sure, I'd take either. Les Miserables. Bl, I'd take either. Les Miserables. God, it's so funny when he jumps off that building. You're mean. I was going to say, you're a meanie here in my solitude alright Aya
Starting point is 00:48:55 what do you got for Russell Crowe The Insider okay that's a that's a tremendous movie I won't be mean about that good fucking whistleblower Stephen tremendous movie. I won't be mean about that. Good. Fucking whistleblower.
Starting point is 00:49:08 Steven? L.A. Confidential. Keep it to yourself. I'll go with... I'll go with... You did that joke in Kansas City Confidential in another episode. I did?
Starting point is 00:49:26 I just listened to it today. That's why I'm laughing. The word confidential comes up. I say keep it to yourself. You're like, don't say anything about it. It's just a knee jerk. It's just like what happens if somebody says, my wife.
Starting point is 00:49:38 My wife! My wife! I'm going to go with a beautiful mind. Aw. Which that might have been he won the Oscar for that, right? I think so. He was nominated
Starting point is 00:49:56 for Gladiator. Janet? Master and Commander. Full title, please. To the Far Side of the World. Okay. Even if that's wrong, I'll take it. That was pretty much it. It was close enough. That was what I was thinking, so I'm fucked.
Starting point is 00:50:15 Oh, no. Really? Yeah. Just take a second. Give me a sec. Take a deep breath. I really don't remember any other Russell Crowe movies he's been in so many I know
Starting point is 00:50:29 there was that one where he was like hey I'm gonna catch you and then there was another one where he was like I'm gonna write about that I'm gonna write about that was he a writer in one of them? I don't know. Yeah. I'm really...
Starting point is 00:50:47 All right, well, that's okay. You'll be back for the next game. Yeah, sorry. All right, tots out. Heather? Ah, shit. Wow, I don't know why I can't think of another movie in this man. It's because you're sitting up here and they're all watching
Starting point is 00:51:05 and you have to come up with a movie. Everyone in this audience can think of another Russell Crowe movie. Because they're in the audience. And they want to tackle us. The audience is the place where the brains work. These lights, they fry your brain. You can't think of a fucking Russell Crowe movie. Even though he puts out like two or three a year.
Starting point is 00:51:28 I just saw one on a plane. I can't remember what it's called though. Are you out? I think I'm out. All right. There's no shame in that. No shame at all. All right.
Starting point is 00:51:42 I'm going to say Proof of Life. Yes! I was trying to think of what that was. Yeah, broke up the marriage. The sexy Meg Ryan fiasco. Yes, that movie got a lot of attention on People Magazine. Us covered that movie a great deal.
Starting point is 00:52:01 Steven? A Good Year. Oh, okay. Wine. Yeah. Yeah, Year. Oh, okay. Wine. Yeah. It was this wine movie. I never saw it because it looked boring.
Starting point is 00:52:20 Alright. I'm stalling a little bit because it really is hard to remember the exact titles of these things, but I'm going to say The Water Diviner. Oh, yeah, that's it. That's it. He directed it. Good.
Starting point is 00:52:34 Oh, he directed it. Good for him. Big hit. Big hit. Everybody loves it. Did you hear the way everybody thought about applauding when I said it? Janet, do you have another one? Noah?
Starting point is 00:52:54 That's got more words in it though, doesn't it? Really? Is it just Noah? I thought it was like Noah. Just Noah. No, I think it's just Noah way.
Starting point is 00:53:03 Yeah. How'd that dude do that? All right, just Noah. Yeah, you're right. I think it's just Noah. Good way. How'd that dude do that? Alright, just Noah. Yeah, you're right. I think it's just Noah. Good for you. We could skip a couple people. Did Aya have one last round? I had one last round. I do not have one. Oh yeah, you went proof of life last time.
Starting point is 00:53:20 That was a good pull. Nope. Nope. I don't have it. I'm not dragging it out. We can move on. Don't drag it's a good pull. Nope, nope. I don't have it. I'm not dragging it out. We can move on. Don't drag it. Whatever you do. Oh, I just thought of a good one. No pressure, Steven. Thought of a real good one.
Starting point is 00:53:55 I'm so proud of it I hope it's not the one I've been holding on to just think yourself does he did some that were domestic some that were foreign sure I'm going to say Throwing a phone at the Mercer concierge Oh That is a good one I want to say The Quick and the Dead Ah Good one
Starting point is 00:54:18 Nice Yeah Wow And audience members know some more ones too I bet Cinderella Man Wait
Starting point is 00:54:24 Cinderella Man We haven. Cinderella Man. We haven't. What happened? Oh, you haven't watched it? I'm not out. I apologize. You can say Cinderella Man if you want. I was going to say that.
Starting point is 00:54:32 Go ahead and say it. That feels like cheating though. Okay. But I for sure was going to say Cinderella Man. Yeah. I know. It's not cheating. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:54:41 It's not cheating. I apologize for cutting the game short. I was going to say that before when I went blank as well. Okay. I was going to say it too. All right. So everybody's not cheating. Sorry. It's not cheating. I apologize for cutting the game short. I was going to say that before when I went blank as well. Okay, so you're back in. I was going to say it too. All right. So everybody's back in. Heather, do you have another one?
Starting point is 00:54:55 Heather, I have. Russell Crowe? Yeah. So I can be back in the game? Yeah, everyone's back in. Oh. All right. I just made the decision that everyone's back in.
Starting point is 00:55:06 All right. If you have another one. All right. I just made the decision that everyone's back in. Alright. If you have another one. Alright, let me think for one sec. Okay, I tried to open it up to the audience, but all we got was Cinderella. I have one more. Oh, you have one more.
Starting point is 00:55:20 Oh, I just thought of another one. I'm going to probably tap out after this one. Don't say it yet, though. Let's wait until it gets around to you. Oh, I just thought of another one. Okay, well, I'm going to probably tap out after this one. Don't say it yet, though. Okay. Let's wait until it gets around to you. Anything else, Catherine? I'm just picturing him like, I feel like his hair is always messy, and he looks like an egg face.
Starting point is 00:55:37 Yeah, just picture that egg face. What else is that egg face, Dom? What other egg face business has he gotten into? Which one did he look at? It was like saliva. I think that's helping me to come up with another one, thinking of that egg face. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:55:57 I give up. I'm out. All right. Again. Good try, though. Aya, did you come up with a new one? No, I did not. Steven?
Starting point is 00:56:11 No, no, no, it's you, it's you. It's you and Janet. All right, I just wanted to let you back in if you wanted. I appreciate it. Let's see if this is the one you have, Janet. But you're going to be our winner regardless. You killed it. American Gangster.
Starting point is 00:56:31 What do you have? Doug, I don't know why I remember this. It was the first movie I ever saw him in, and it was before anyone gave a shit about who he was. I'm pretty sure he was the villain in a little movie called Virtuosity. Holy shit. That's correct.
Starting point is 00:56:49 Yes. Yes. Yes. Wow. Now I have to think of one more. Give her the toaster. Oh, I'm good. I have this.
Starting point is 00:57:13 What was that one that he was in that was so boring and nobody went to see it? The Ridley Scott one? That wasn't Gladiator? Oh, he did a Ridley Scott one that wasn't Gladiator? Yeah, I just remembered it, but I don't know the full title so I would have been screwed anyway it's about an archer a famous archer
Starting point is 00:57:29 who steals from the rich and gives to the poor it's just called Robin Hood is that it straight up yeah it's not like thieves in tights or something
Starting point is 00:57:40 alright so Janet's our winner but what what titles did we miss? Man of Steel. That's right. East Jor-El in Man of Steel. Nice. There's one where he's an Australian guy
Starting point is 00:57:55 where he's gay. There's one where he's a gay Australian? Gay Australia guy. What was that called? The Some of Us? Okay, The Some of Us. The Some of Us? Okay, The Some of Us. Mystery Alaska, the hockey thing. Whoa, nice. Mystery Alaska. 310 to Yuma, I love that movie.
Starting point is 00:58:15 Oh, it's a great remake. Quick and the Dead was a sweet pull, though. Yeah, I was happy I came up with that. Quick and the Dead's a pretty amazing cast. Like Gene Hackman at his hammiest. He quit doing movies, a few movies after that. Let's play another game. Yes.
Starting point is 00:58:33 Yeah, but Janet won that one. Way to go, Janet. Janet's dominating tonight, but it all comes down to the reverse Malton game. Anyone here can win at this point. But we'll start with Janet. She gets to pick between three
Starting point is 00:58:51 motion pictures. And Janet, pick the one that you think has the most actors in it that you can name. Actor, of course, meaning actors or actresses. The one word encompasses both. of course meaning actors or actresses.
Starting point is 00:59:03 The one word encompasses both. It do, you guys. And then we'll, which direction were we going in that last game? We were going that way? So we'll go to Stephen next after Janet picks. So be ready, Stephen.
Starting point is 00:59:25 Janet, which one of these movies do you think you know more actors from? Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion, Election, or High School Musical 3? Oh, my God. Senior year. This is the one.
Starting point is 00:59:45 I was like, if we play that game, and it's three movies that I don't know or care about, really, all due respect to all three. Especially to their election. The election is classic. No, no, no, that's a great movie. Great movie. Can I name more than two actors in it?
Starting point is 00:59:57 I don't think so. Well, you could pick it and bid two names and hope that Stephen can't top that. No, he's really good. He's good at stuff. No, I got nothing. Which one of those? You got to pick one of them.
Starting point is 01:00:20 Name at least two. I know. Romance. Yeah, I know. I know. That's kind of where I'm stuck, I guess. I know. Yeah, I know. I know. That's kind of where I'm stuck, I guess. I guess. I mean, you might as well do it.
Starting point is 01:00:30 Yeah. And then maybe your, I don't know, Falk will probably kill it. I know, he will kill it. But, I don't know. You got a shot. Yeah. Thanks for the pep talk.
Starting point is 01:00:42 Yeah, I like this, Todd, that you're talking her through it, so I don't have to. He has to do this with all our scenes, like right before we shoot. I'm like, I don't think I can. I don't got this. You can do it.
Starting point is 01:00:54 You know your lines. Honestly, I don't know. I really don't know. I will say Romy and Michelle, but I can name two people. All right. She says she can name two people out of Leonard List's eight people. So how many of those eight do you think you can name, Stephen? Three.
Starting point is 01:01:13 You have to top her. He says three, Aya. So you have to bid more or challenge Stephen to name the three. Romy and Michelle's high school reunion from 1997. I want you to know. And you know she'll challenge. Because you know she's not going to. She won't know the rules.
Starting point is 01:01:43 She just asked if she could look it up on IMDB. No, she won't know the rules. She just asked if she could look it up on IMDB. No, she won't know the rules. I don't trust her. I know three. We have to stop it here. I know three, so you have to say four. And hope she doesn't know the rules. I challenge you, Stephen Falk.
Starting point is 01:01:58 Don't do that. It's done. I've already said the words. I know three. I'm telling you. No backseats. She insists. So Stephen has to name three people from Romeo and Michelle.
Starting point is 01:02:14 In any order. There just have to be three of them. Miroslavino, Lisa Kudrow, Alan Cumming. All correct. Yes. coming. All correct. Yes. Sinead Garofalo,
Starting point is 01:02:27 Mia Campbell, Mia Collette, Kristen Bauer, and Cameron Mannheim. I guess she was in there. I don't remember. There was no shame in what happened. No. No shame in anyone's game. But Stephen has a point. Yay, Stephen!
Starting point is 01:02:43 Yeah, Buster, I'm giving you a high five right here in front of you. Boom. Janet, you know we have to let him win or else you're out of season three. The network told us that. I don't know. We'll start with Janet and head towards
Starting point is 01:03:02 Todd and Kether. Yeah, so you guys have to get ready. Wait, why do I have to go first again? Janet gets to pick. You love picking. I do? Gives you an advantage. Okay, I love it.
Starting point is 01:03:11 Gives you a chance to tell everybody you don't know. Sure. First. First. Thor, Iron Man 3, or Thor the Dark World? Which one are those? I guess Iron Man 3. Okay.
Starting point is 01:03:39 That's respectable. Leonard lists one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight people from Iron Man 3. Leonard lists 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 8 people from Iron Man 3 how many can you name you're going to be able to name more than me no matter what for sure
Starting point is 01:03:54 yeah you shouldn't say anything at this point yeah I'll settle for that what do you got maybe 2 point. I'll settle for that. What do you got? Maybe two? The guy and the other person? They all seem the same.
Starting point is 01:04:15 Does the suit count as a person? Yes, if you just say Iron Man suit. This is so embarrassing. I feel like I should know a time. No, don't feel bad. Three. Three? She says three, Todd.
Starting point is 01:04:31 I'll challenge you. You're gonna challenge me? Yeah. Really? Yeah, do three. For three? Yeah. You gotta name three people.
Starting point is 01:04:38 Robert Downey Jr., Gwyneth Paltrow, Don Cheadle. Whoa! Damn! Those are the only three I could name. She didn't even fall into the Terrence Howard trap. No.
Starting point is 01:04:53 Because he dropped out after one, and Cheadle stepped in. Did he drop out? He dropped out? Well, he had money negotiation issues, I think. There was tension. Really? That's what I heard. You don't think. There was tension. Really? You don't think he got along with our DJ?
Starting point is 01:05:09 I don't know. Who that is? No. Alright, wait. So... So Janet just got a point. Yes. Right? Shit. I gotta Right? Shit. I've got to move this along. Apologies to whatever's next.
Starting point is 01:05:32 This might not happen. I've got to recycle some of these titles because I've only got enough for... I'm used to having three guests, so I'm not used to this game being protracted in such a way. But we'll see what happens. Oh, we will see. It's going to happen right now. All right, so since... Who challenged who there? All right, so we'll start with Kether
Starting point is 01:05:57 and then go towards Aya and Steven. So get ready down there on that end. You get to pick between three movies, Kether. All right, which one of these do you think you know the most actors from? The world's greatest athlete, the world's greatest lover, or the
Starting point is 01:06:16 world's greatest dad? I challenge you. It's tough. It's a tough... I apologize. I didn't even know these were movies They are movies Two of them are from the 70s Doug those are just mugs
Starting point is 01:06:33 And World's Greatest Dad Is from 2009 You're not familiar with that movie? I don't know any of these So just pick one That sounds you're not familiar with that movie? I don't know any of these. I am. I am. Yeah, yeah. So just pick one that sounds the best to you and we'll see how vicious Aya is
Starting point is 01:06:52 in her strategy. World's greatest athlete? World's greatest lover? Or world's greatest dad? World's greatest lover. All right. Leonard lists nine names nine people in this movie.
Starting point is 01:07:09 How many can you name, Heather? Zero. Okay. We need you to bid. Hey, it's the first time for everything. We need you to bid hey it's the first time for everything we need you to bid at least one name
Starting point is 01:07:28 one and see what happens okay Aya you can challenge Kether to name one person from World's Greatest Lover which would be
Starting point is 01:07:38 I mean I know she accused me of being mean but it would be a mean thing for you to do. But you would also probably score a point. Unless you just randomly guessed somebody
Starting point is 01:07:52 that was in this movie. It's a game, I understand. From 1977. Just throw me under the bus. I challenge you. So I have to say who I think just one person is. Just guess one person that might be in this movie. If you guess a really famous actor that was around in 1977.
Starting point is 01:08:11 I don't know. 1977. Yeah, who do you think was around then and would be in a movie called The World's Greatest Lover? Farrah Fawcett. Because if it was in the later times, would have said Antonia Banderas of course but we all know that who would be a lover in the 70s Ron Jeremy oh that's a terrific guess Terrific guess. Incorrect. I know I'm going to lose anyway, so we might as well... It was a Gene Wilder film.
Starting point is 01:08:48 The great Gene Wilder. Oh, you knew that, Jack? Co-starred with a lot of funny people. Carol Kane, Dom DeLuise. Danny DeVito was in this movie. Yeah. But that means that Aya gets a point. Yay for Aya.
Starting point is 01:09:02 Yeah. Mm-hmm. And... Point! Yay, Mariah! Yeah. That means we're going to start. Start with Todd and move towards Janet. And Todd, apologies, but we've run out of movie titles. Apologies, but we've run out of movie titles. So you get to pick between all the titles we've mentioned so far. World's Greatest Athlete, World's Greatest Dad, Election, Thor, or Thor the Dark World. High School Musical 3. Settle down, High School Musical 3 fans.
Starting point is 01:09:48 But yes, that is also High School Musical 3. That is the movie in the mix that will not be chosen by any of these adults. I'll go Thor The Dark World. Alright, most recent Thor.
Starting point is 01:10:06 Leonard lists a lot of names. We're talking... I hate when people have three names. Makes it difficult to add it up. 14 names. 14 names. Whoa. I'll do 6
Starting point is 01:10:28 whoa Janet he says 6 I don't I can think of 1 so I guess I have to challenge him right
Starting point is 01:10:38 of yeah I guess you have to Thor the Dark World he's got 6 names from the 2013 Thor movie. Are you panicking now?
Starting point is 01:10:47 No, I think I can do it. Alright, don't say whether he's right or wrong on each one. We'll just hear all six and then we'll tell you if you succeeded. Chris Hemsworth, Anthony Hopkins, Rene Russo, Idris Elba,
Starting point is 01:11:04 Tom Hiddleston, and Natalie Portman. No. No. I'm afraid I have to make you stay with what you said the first time around. Okay. And that was correct! Show off! But the
Starting point is 01:11:32 whole reason I picked it is I wanted to say Stellan Skarsgård and his fucking name went out of my head. I just wanted to say Skarsgård. You were excited to say Skarsgård? Yeah, you fucking nailed it man. That was good. Who'd you miss? Kat Dennings?
Starting point is 01:11:49 I auditioned for that role. I like her. You did? Yeah, I really want those residuals. Ray Stevenson. Zachary Levi is in there. Oh, yeah. I didn't know that.
Starting point is 01:11:59 All right. Great job. Thank you. Yeah. I feel good. I feel good. It's a great night. Thank you. Wow. I feel good. I feel good. It's a great night. All right, we'll start with Stephen,
Starting point is 01:12:09 then we'll move towards Aya, and Stephen gets to pick between all the remaining movies, the first Thor, World's Greatest Dad, High School Musical 3, Election, or World's Greatest Athlete.
Starting point is 01:12:23 Todd, you've wasted your life. Yes. World's greatest dad. I know one. Okay. So he starts with a one as his opening bid. And Leonard lists eight. Aya, what do you think? Can you name two
Starting point is 01:12:41 or more people from world's greatest dad? No, I cannot. He seems pretty confident that he knows one. Well, I could say two, but I know what's about to happen. So, actually, no, you need a point. Two. Thank you for mine. Wonderful strategy
Starting point is 01:13:05 Heather you could challenge Aya To name two people from World's Greatest Dad Feels like she can't I don't know if she's bluffing for the win But yeah you gotta challenge her I think Challenge I love you but I'm gonna challenge you I love you too And you can have a point.
Starting point is 01:13:26 Yay! Because you don't know anybody from World's Greatest Dad? Not a one. Robin Williams, Daryl Sabara, Jeff Pearson, Mitzi McCall, Tom Kenny, Toby Huss. Great movie if you get a chance to check it out. Directed by Bobcat Goldthwait. And that means that Kether's got a point. Everybody has a point! Everybody
Starting point is 01:13:45 has a point. Holy shit. Yeah, so we're going tiebreaker. I've selected a movie ahead of time. Feels good to have a point. It does. I feel like I'm part of this now. You are. You're so in it
Starting point is 01:14:01 now. And Todd gets to start us off, and then we'll head in Janet's direction. And that's the way we were going last time, right? I think so. Yeah. And, dude, I prick these things. I pick these things in advance, so I apologize.
Starting point is 01:14:21 Okay. But the movie is Dreamgirls. Splashy and savvy, according to Leonard Maltin. So I apologize. Okay. But the movie is Dreamgirls. Splashy and savvy, according to Leonard Maltin from 2006. He lists nine, 12, 14 names from the motion picture Dreamgirls. How many can you name, Todd? One. Strong opening bid. Janet?
Starting point is 01:14:48 Two. She says two, Stephen. Three. Stephen says three, Aya. Three, two? Three as well? Three also? You got to go deeper or you gotta challenge him.
Starting point is 01:15:07 That was me going deeper. Shit. We need people to be able to get home in time to watch the season finale if you're the worst. Yes, I challenge you.
Starting point is 01:15:23 I challenge you. She challenges you. Three names, and this is all yours, Steven. Showgirls. No, no. Showgirls! Dreamgirls. Showgirls!
Starting point is 01:15:37 Dreamgirls. What? Dreamgirls. Eddie Murphy Murphy Jennifer Hudson Can I get a hint? Can I get a hint? It's not your turn. No hints. Listen.
Starting point is 01:16:08 Can I call a clock on this? Yeah. Yeah, you can. You really can't come up with a third one? Who do you have so far? Just start listing showgirls. Eddie Murphy and Jennifer Hudson. Okay, one more.
Starting point is 01:16:20 Yeah. Come on, man. God damn it. You got this. Five seconds. Gina Gershon. Kyle McLaughlin. Wrong movie. Stop it, Todd.
Starting point is 01:16:38 Dummy. I don't know, Doug. I have one. Oh my God. That's so... I thought you were going to pull it off. I don't know, Doug. Aya won. Oh my god, that's so... I thought you were going to pull it off. Well, yeah, you can knock the nail in the coffin, but you're the winner. Beyonce!
Starting point is 01:16:54 Beyonce Knowles! Aya Cash is our winner, everybody! See, getting her early counts. Where's Johnner? Where you at? There you are. Come get your stuff, man. And you want your name tag back?
Starting point is 01:17:20 Yeah, he'll get it. He'll get it eventually. Everybody else pass your name tags down to me because people have written stuff on the back that they want me to say. Here's your toaster, Doug. Does the brave toaster have something on the back? Oh, it's in there.
Starting point is 01:17:35 It's inside the toaster. It's in that part. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's pretty cool how people do it. I appreciate it. Steven, can I get yours? I already got yours, did I? No, here it is. Whose did I take already? Oh, it's a Johnner one, can I get yours? I already got yours, did I?
Starting point is 01:17:45 No, here it is. Whose did I take already? Oh, it's a Johnner one, which I don't need. Sorry, jingle. Who wants the... You don't want the M&Ms? I do. Okay, there you go. You can have those.
Starting point is 01:17:59 Oh, here's the shithead. Wow, it's really tucked in here. So, Steven, the season finale of your show, You're the Worst, is happening this evening. Like now. But people can catch up on the show. Where does it live? FXX.
Starting point is 01:18:16 And it's on Hulu and iTunes. And it airs in an hour if you get home. By 1045. You have an hour and a if you get home by 1045. You have an hour and a half. Go home. Watch it.
Starting point is 01:18:27 These 100 people have that option, but everyone else will hear this tomorrow and You're the Worst is a terrific show to binge watch and catch up from the very beginning through Hulu and whatever means necessary. Yes. Yes. Yes. And thank you to all of you for being here. Aya Cash, Kether Donahue.
Starting point is 01:18:57 Janet Varney. It's like long pause there because I dropped my shit. And Todd Robert Anderson, everybody. Yes. Robert, you don't care about that so much. That's just a SAG thing. It's a SAG thing.
Starting point is 01:19:11 Because there's already a Todd Anderson. There are like 18 of them. What have they ever done? What are they in? I don't know. Stuff, I guess. Todd has a really cool podcast called Toncast. You should check it out.
Starting point is 01:19:25 Thank you, Heather. Well, that's nice. Any other plugs you want to get in, Janet? Anything else you want to... Obviously, you're behind SF Sketch Fest, which has lots of great shows in January. We have a Waiting for Guffman reunion up there, and Chris Guest is going to be there,
Starting point is 01:19:41 and Parker Posey and Bob Balaban. That's kind of cool. So drive up to San Francisco and come hang out with us. San Francisco Sketch Fest in January. And anybody else? Anything else to add? I have a question for you.
Starting point is 01:19:54 Sure. What number on your 365 movies are you on? I just watched today, I watched movie number 300. And what was it? So it was... Oh, that's a a tough question it was called The Little Death and it's on Netflix and I enjoyed it it's five couples, it's about orgasm, vignettes, it's about sexual issues with couples each couple has a sexual problem and so one of the one of them is that
Starting point is 01:20:25 the woman in the couple can only orgasm if her husband is crying and so there's a funny scene where she for movie night she brings home she wants him to watch Sophie's Choice or Philadelphia yeah so the little death and the guy that played Philadelphia. What? It sounds amazing. Yeah. So The Little Death. And the guy that played Dewey Crow on Justified is an amazing actor.
Starting point is 01:20:52 It turns out, because this movie's from Australia, he's an Australian actor. So that always trips me out when you get to hear somebody in their actual tongue after thinking they're amazing on something like Justified.
Starting point is 01:21:04 And yeah, so check that out. The Little Death. Have you seen Blue City yet? I saw Blue City probably the first weekend it was out, and I was disappointed for life. Sorry. Like I will never revisit Blue City.
Starting point is 01:21:21 I think you're being close. Have you seen the movie The Apartment? I'm seeing that next week with the Grease cast. The Apartment. Yeah, that's a good movie. I think you're going to like it. You know, the morals in it aren't so
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