Doug Loves Movies - Steve-O, Andrei Busuioceanu and Jacob Sirof guest

Episode Date: July 16, 2017

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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seats With 50 acid popcorn kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is I Love Movies. Not the yeah now. It's at the other one, the dot com one.

Coming to you once again from the Improv in Tempe, Arizona! Oh shit you guys, my plane landed. It's very exciting watching the weather for the last couple weeks. And I can't get over the fact that they're like, 117 degrees, we ground all the flights. 116, let's do this. How could one degree difference?

I want more wiggle room than that. It's Saturday, July 15, 2017. This is our 46th show this year, and I'm not sure exactly how many days it is till Ragnarok, but right now, it's name tag time. What do you guys got for me?

The Tempe, Scottsdale, Mesa area always steps up. What'd I leave out? Phoenix? Oh my goodness, lots of good ones. Lots of ones I saw today on the internet. And a guy with a very insistent, small, black and white ET. Look around you, how great all the name tags are. What'd you change it to E.T. what?

Ethan. E.T. Han. Ethan. I take back everything I said about you. That is an amazing name tag. Liz and Dick. Wasn't that like a TV movie? Showtime or some shit? And which one are you lady? Liz or Dick, wasn't that like a TV movie? Showtime or some shit?

And which one are you, lady? Liz or Dick? What? You don't know? It's a secret? Oh, okay I welcome all the trans community to my shows Liz can have a dick, I don't care I see some Mark Wahlbergs out there

That's always a reasonable guess. Magic Mike. What? Magic Mike N? Mike N. Because what's your name? Your name is Mike N? And you put money, real money on your name tag?

Like it's a strip club, right? All right. You're going to give up all $5? There's $10? Oh, one of my guests is going to be so rich. So lucky. But there was another magic mic somewhere in the crowd that I saw outside before the show. Okay.

I can't see it now, dude. All right, good job, everybody, and good luck. Real quick, I got to do some Doug plugs. San Diego, it's almost Comic-Con time, and I'll be doing two Doug Loves Movies tapings at the American Comedy Company this Wednesday. Sold out. Thursday, some room.

Different lineup each night. The following week, I'll be back doing shows at the Traverse City Film Festival, as I've done for the last few years. August 10th, I'm doing stand-up at Go Bananas in Cincinnati. August 12th at 420, also Go Bananas, a Douglas Movies taping. And then the next day, August 13th,

Doug Loves Movies returns to the Funny Bone in Columbus, Ohio. All my dates and deets and links are at DougLovesMovies.com That's DougLovesMovies.com Yeah! That's how it's done. I just feel

like somebody's going to fuck it up at the top of the show every time just to be that person. People like being yelled at by me. I don't get it. I don't get what that's about at all. All right, I got a lovely prize bag because I went to a party

at a MyFreeCams AVN party in Los Angeles, deep in Porn Valley. And so I got a beautiful MyCams AVN party in Los Angeles, deep in Porn Valley. And so I got a beautiful MyCams bag, and then some MyFreeCams slippers. I got my CD, a signed blue card from Getting Dark With High, a colorful Christmassy rubber bomb, because it's never too early to celebrate Jesus.

You take one rip off of this and you're like, Jesus! A copy from my hotel room of Phoenix Magazine. A copy from my hotel room of Phoenix Magazine. And this is almost something I don't want to part with, but I'm trying not to be a pack rat anymore. But from a... What's it called? What kind of loot crate? What wrestling company does loot crates?

Like WrestleMania? Is that right? What? It's just called wrestle crate okay well anyway it's from our friends at loot crate and this is a loot crate exclusive this is a uh metals die cast figure of the rock Yeah, with that W on it from, yeah, so there you go. Oh, and a sticker that says MFC on it. Just happened to be in the bag.

I didn't really throw it in there like, oh, somebody's so lucky to get this. All this stuff is in the prize bag, plus stuff brought by my three guests. We got two newbies today please give a big warm at Tempe welcome to Andre gold Jacob Cyril off and Steve Oh Oh! So hang out with us. See you wherever you like. Yeah, dude. Was that for me or Steve? I couldn't tell.

I think it was a combination of the three. Most of the applause might have been for Andre's outfit. Feels like a jumper with matching tennies, but it's a t-shirt and shorts. They're separate items. Just for you, just for you. Yeah, yeah.

Tell everybody, first of all, I just want to say that he's in a band that I enjoy a great deal, that maybe some of you know, called Red, Gold, Green. There you go. Still building, still building. They're playing tomorrow night at the Marquee Theater here in Tempe

and you are the, he's gold, a red gold green, so he's committed to a life of always wearing a goldish kind of outfit. I like how you kind of

push it and go yellow a lot of the time, but you're always wearing a gold outfit and red and green have their red and green clothes. They sure do.

They're a lot more strict with it. I kind of overdid it today, to be honest with you. You know, that mustache is pure gold. Yeah, seriously, are you fixing to do like a Freddie Mercury lookalike contest? Counting down the days till Halloween, so I could like, you know, do it up.

But thank you for being here a day early in this beautiful weather here in town. Dude. You can soak it up for a whole day before you have to go on tomorrow night. I wanted to walk in here naked, honestly. What? You want to walk naked here in... When I'm in Arizona...

No, just Arizona in general. I don't need clothes in Arizona. That's what people, you know, the nudists say that that's one of the upsides to being naked is, you know, feeling the sun over your whole body. Absolutely. Yeah, alright. You should look into it, man.

But thank you for being here and let's meet our next newbie I like to call them. It's not the greatest word in the world, but Steve-O is on the program. And not the first jackass. Now, do you want to guess which fellow jackass is the only other jackass to have been on this show?

Ooh, I have no idea, but would it be Wee Man? It's Wee Man. Steve wins the first game. Did you just guess that because he's really competitive or something? No, he's just amenable to doing fun stuff. Anything. He's doing my kids' bar mitzvah, actually. He started out as a homeless guy with a sign that said,

I'll do anything. And he's turned it into a career. I forget which jackass it was. I want to say maybe 3D, where there's a chair and a mirror on the wall, and he gets up and stands on it, and then a boxing glove punches him in the face. That was called the Valentine,

and it was initially written to be Mike Tyson on the other side of the wall. I think that's what Wee Man said when I brought this up, because every time I see that, I am so scared for him, because he could have fucking broken his neck. Well, there are a lot of times Wee Man could have broken his neck. But that one just seems really like

you know he's about to fall off a stool onto his head. Yeah. You know that before it happens. Most of the time when you strap on a rocket, you're like, let's see what happens. Right. But this one, you knew what was going to happen.

Right. It's, uh... What can I say? We had God. Yeah, no, it's worked out mostly okay for you guys. That's awesome. I mean, obviously, how many different things

have you broken? Well, it depends if you count teeth. If you count broken teeth. How many teeth have you broken? Well, in one go, the most I broke at once was seven. Holy shit. It's really something. You really look like a hillbilly for a few days.

Or more. How long does it take to replace seven teeth? Well, I've replaced a lot of teeth. It's kind of obvious. I've replaced some teeth. But, you know, the good news is that for me unlike most people like when you see me on tmz having broken war bones or in this case burnt flesh off 15 of my body the only thing the only thing to go through your head is good for him

so yes you've got both of your arms are pretty badly burned and are still recovering from that. Right, I actually burned them so fucking badly that I needed emergency surgery five days after the burns. I thought I would power through it, but then I couldn't take the pain anymore. I showed up at the hospital asking for some kind of numbing cream because I'm a sober guy and I can't take painkillers. They said, we do have numbing cream, but let's check in and, and, and have the doctors look at you. The doctors took one look and they were like, fuck, you need emergency surgery so we can take like a fucking potato peeler and, and, and cut off, cut off your burns. And then, and this is really the good part, they sewed onto me cadaver flesh from exactly seven different dead people. Yeah, I gave Jacob a sneak peek. I said, hey, check it out. Do you know what that is? A fucking dead dude.

And he goes, he says, he says, oh man, can I take a picture? I go, fuck no, dude. I'm fucking,

I'm saving that for my next comedy special. Yeah. I apologize if that sounded dickish too. No, but that's not, that's your own, that's your injury. That's not for

someone else's Instagram. I just thought like, if somebody that wasn't famous showed, hey, this is from fucking Seven Dead Dudes. Let me get a picture of that. I'm going to gram that. Fair play. And I've leaked plenty. But in any case, I think this is going to be,

at the end of the day, one of the greatest things that's ever happened to me. Really. Sincerely. It hurts and I'm in fucking pain right now but god damn it I'm glad that happened. Well at least you got a bottle of water to help yourself feel better.

And by the way, Doug, thank you for having me, man. I'm really a big fan of yours. It's an honor to be here. Well, thank you. Happy to be a newbie. I've had so many obnoxious people on this show and a jackass shows up and is totally polite.

Yeah, I'm a misunderstood character, man. Oh shit, I forgot to say it. I didn't forget, because I'm a misunderstood character, man. Oh, shit. I forgot to say it. I didn't forget, because I'm remembering now. Jacob Searoff is here, everybody. Yeah. I'm also a big fan of Jacob's, I gotta say. You know, we worked together, how long has it been?

That was three years ago. Three years, summer, three years ago. It was like May 2014. The very weekend when I first committed a crime to say fuck SeaWorld. Yeah. Yeah, it was San Diego, and we worked together, and it was an honor and a pleasure, man.

Yeah, we had a good weekend. You were going through a sex addiction program, and I got all the runoff pussy. Right, I was, uh, I had interestingly enough, just recently gotten out of, um, sex addict rehab. Um, you see how that got no laughs about saying you're a sex addict. That is not okay. But, uh, but yeah, no, I wanted to get to work on becoming the man that the love of my life deserves. I figured I'm not going to meet the right person until I am the right person. And I preemptively got into the work.

And now here I am, and I've found the woman I love. And I just couldn't be more sure that I'm going to marry her. And I owe that to my sexual... That's fantastic. My sexual sobriety. So what you're saying is you're a big fan of me, though, is what you're saying is you're a big fan of me though I'm a big fan of yours Big fan of yours and I'm glad that you got

You got all that pussy that weekend Thanks man Thanks dude If anybody wants to give Steve some weed I'll take that Andre will take all of his alcohol. We'll just split it up fairly. It's going to be great.

So let's get into it. You've got to share the spoils of success, I say. Especially when you don't want any of them anymore. You timed this shit out poorly. Right. If someone would have told me that the move to Los Angeles, that I've agonized, I waited fucking my whole life to move to fucking LA and be a star.

And then it turned out that the whole move I was going to fucking become a clean and sober, fucking sexually celibate, fucking vegan. I wouldn't have believed you. I wouldn't have believed you. You know, I wouldn't have believed you. But, I'm so grateful, man. So grateful. Make some noise for Steve-O. I'm sure all those dead guys would be proud.

But, you know, this is a real concern. Like, I got the addresses of the families of the deceased who donated their skin to me so I can write thank you notes, right? Makes sense. Right. It's something that Hallmark doesn't have a card for. Thanks for the dead skin, dude. Well, thanks for your loved one's dead skin.

Yeah, right. It's not even yours. It's not even yours to give away. Right. I can't help but be so nervous thinking that at least one of the families, probably more, is going to be deeply fucking offended. I think they'd be happy. Just like if you ever meet them in person, probably don't say, hey, give me some skin.

Right. Oh, yeah, that's so good. There'd be more people clapping at that joke if it wasn't so fucking hot here. People are really saving their energy and just kind of laughing quietly to themselves. All right, so you guys are new to this, but I did tell you ahead of time a couple of things. And one of them was that you needed to bring something to put in the prize bag.

Not need to, but I'd like you to. And so tell us what you have, Andre. I have a t-shirt. Red, gold, green. There it is. Woo! All right. I used to have long hair.

Don't have long hair anymore. Yeah. What size are we going with? Large. All right. So probably fits any size. Why do two of you have four eyes, but then the guy with the sunglasses on,

red, has obviously, well, who knows how many eyes under there. Perhaps he has, yeah, exactly. He may have more eyes under there, right? All right. Glad we solved that. So you guys, you have one black eye? It's like the Sugar Ray model?

Wait, say it again? You have one black eye like the Sugar Ray model. Wait, say it again? One black guy, like the Sugar Ray model. Absolutely. Yeah. That's not true. No? There's only one black guy in your band? Well, there's a...

There's only one black guy in the show. Let me see. Hold on, let me reference the shirt. Correction, there's two black guys in this band. All right, Steve, what do you got? I brought a DVD copy of my Showtime comedy special, which chronicles the lengths that I went to to become famous so that I could plow through

as much beef as possible and wind up in sex addict rehab. I also brought a copy of my memoir, my New York Times bestseller, Steve-O Professional Idiot. I decided to throw two gifts into the package. I held off on signing them just in case there's one distinct winner and I should personalize as a signature.

I don't know how it works. You could do that for them if you want, but for the time being, just leave them on the ground. I don't care. Just fork over the goods. Here you go, brother. But yeah, I got a Sharpie if you want to make it more... Oh yeah, you're a professional. That's right.

Jacob, you always carry a Sharpie, right? Sure, yeah. Yeah. For my public. I'm surprised, though, that you didn't, like, give us, like, tickets to SeaWorld to put in the bag. I've been kind of wanting to go to SeaWorld, but, like, not pay to get in,

but I'm so vocally against SeaWorld that I don't think they're going to hook me up just for being a celebrity that hates them. But I've always wanted to go there without paying to get in, because then I feel like I get to experience, because they got a roller coaster. I wanna just show up there, and I think for me to actually show up at SeaWorld would be like

for anybody to show up at the Church of Scientology with a big video camera. They'd just be on you. Get the fuck out of here, dog. Yeah, just walk around casually all day. Maybe rent a family and just walk around with them. Oh, dear. The whole day, everyone there will be like,

what the fuck is he going to do? Right. You're just hanging out at the park. I can't. Well, I think they can. But in any case, I don't know. Fuck SeaWorld. Yeah. Don't get arrested with those arms because the cops aren't going to stop to not grab your wrists and pull them behind your back. I know. That's going to hurt like a motherfucker.

And you're going to be like, hey, hey, hey, dead guys, dead guys. Right. Yeah, that it's a good weekend to be on my best behavior especially in arizona oh yeah people are crazy from the heat jacob what do you got um so i i got this real last minute i was in portland when you yeah yeah we talked to me yesterday yesterday said come on down come on through so i didn't have a chance to go back home and grab any cool stuff so i really did this on the fly i got um i don if whoever, I hope whoever wins appreciates this. But I sacrificed my drink on the plane and got you the cream of the cream of non-alcoholic airport or airline beverages. The Cranapple.

So yeah, that's, and I'll sign that. You just said give me a, you just said give me a can of Cranapple. Yeah, store it in there. And. But I got. All right. There's also a granola bar. I stored it in there. But I got... All right. There's also a granola bar. I'm sure it hasn't been shaken.

A kind bar. I could do a similar joke for that, but it would be redundant. Okay. This is also from the plane? Also, in the hotel room, there's this awesome hardback book that they just let you take. That they let you have. And as you can see, it says Arizona on it, where you guys live, presumably. And I had Gold and Steve-O sign it for me,

and Steve actually had his signature coming on the big balloon here, if you can see. Gold's got a cool signature. And also, I just think this really... Look at... This is the first page of the book, and it's just fucking hot air balloons, and it says Rainbow Riders. Like, how closeted is this fucking state?

You guys? It's cool. Just be gay. Jew hope. Jew hope. I like your body of work here. It's a nice book. It wasn't as devious as I called the lobby and said, can I take this? Oh, really? Wow. You did? They said, yeah, you can?

Yeah, they said you could take it. They said I could take it. I didn't ask them if I could take Phoenix Magazine. Who's fucking boosted it? I had to go through like three people. They kept putting me on hold. Let me ask the next guy. Yeah, why would anyone want to answer that question?

I don't know. Who wants this fucking book out of the hotel room? Ever. Hopefully somebody here. Now it's going to be a cherished item because it's got funny drawings on the inside. ever. Hopefully somebody here. Oh, I know. Now it's going to be a cherished item because it's got funny drawings on the inside of a penis. We talked about it.

We covered that already. All right. Excellent job, you guys. I have a couple of questions before we get to the game portion of the show. And we'll start with Jacob because he knows this is coming. What was the last movie you saw, Jacob?

I watched Moana on the plane. Today. Today. Kind of a re-watch situation, right? Yeah, I'd seen it in the theaters with my kids one time, and I hadn't seen it since then. But in the interim, between when I saw it, since I'd seen it,

I'd become a complete... I'm sure this is going to get boos and or cheers, but I'd become,, I've become a complete, this is, I'm sure this is gonna get boos and or cheers, but I've become, through my daughter, a total Hamilton nerd. Like, I'm obsessed. I'm fucking obsessed with Hamilton,

but I wasn't. Wait, I don't think a single, why did you think anyone was gonna boo you? Because people hate Hamilton. A lot of people fucking hate Hamilton.

I won't name names. None of them are here today. I'm glad. I'm glad. I get that Hamilton. I mean, some might be ignorant about it. Right.

They just don't know what it is so they're mad about it I've had a lot of people some comedians and stuff say that it's you know this upper west side

kind of rich girl you know catered rap or something and a lot of people just resent its success I think but I'm all about it there's probably a lot

of people listening who don't know what Hamilton is really? well I mean I don't know I only know because my sister and my niece are obsessed but what it is it's let's just. Really? Well, I mean, I don't know. Like I only know because my sister and my niece are obsessed. But what it is, it's a historical play on Broadway.

Right? With a soundtrack of rap music. Rap and jazz and show tunes and other gay things. The best is like, you know, my family came to visit and we went up to go, to go skiing for the day, right? We had a two hour drive in the car and they're playing for me

the soundtrack to Hamilton. And I'm saying, yeah, so now you like rap music. And it was a fucking two-hour long debate over how, oh no, that's not rap. It's fucking rap! It's a lot of rap. There's like Mobb Deep references and stuff.

Yeah, it's great. So you wrote the songs and Moana are the lyrics. So it was interesting that I could really hear his stamp on it this time around and I appreciated that. So that was my takeaway.

Yeah, he's good with words. He's a wordsmith. He's a national treasure. Not unlike Hamilton himself. That's right. Yeah. Or the In the Heights guy, whoever that character was.

Benny from the Bronx. I think was. Benny from the Bronx. I think it was Benny from the Bronx. Doug Lowe's musicals, you guys. But more about that later. Steve, do you remember the last movie you watched? Did I have to make it through the whole movie? Or does partial count? Maybe the fact that you didn't make it through the movie would be interesting.

Yeah, there was that new Brad Pitt one, the Netflix original. Oh, War Machine. War Machine, correct. Yeah, you lost interest in that, or you didn't have the time? I mean, I don't want to be like a mudslinger or negative, but I was just maybe kind of tired.

Tired of that movie's bullshit? I just really wanted it to get funnier quicker. I think it, yeah. It always felt like it was supposed to be funnier than it was being to me. Right, and it was just a lot of setup. I didn't get the tone of it

or the fact that it was mostly setup. Right, right. Thank you for agreeing, and sorry to anybody involved. No, there's really good people involved and I certainly wanted to like it. Jacob loved it. I loved it.

And I'm sure that it worked wonders for Netflix. Also, Anthony Michael Hall just was worth that movie for me. He was so good in there. Really? You didn't like him? Well, I just couldn't get past the one picture of him on the poster. I just like, I don't know. He's changed.

He's always constipated now. He's not the Farmer Ted from Sixteen Candles that we once loved. Oh, my God, that was him. Oh, fuck. I remember that he was in vacation, but I forgot all about Sixteen Candles. Yeah, that's a dramatic change. You've got to see The Breakfast Club, dude. You gotta see The Breakfast Club.

The moment that you really noticed it was when he was like the brute in Edward Scissorhands. It's like, who the fuck? What happened to Anthony Michael Hall? And then he's had a good career since then, but not obviously as big as when he first started because he was huge for a while. Better than Judd Nelson. Yeah, if you're gonna have

a competition, I'd say right now of of the Breakfast Clubbers, he's the winner. But that's just because he's in War Machine. Like, what the fuck are any of those other five doing right now? That's a great question. Molly Ringwald of French, she's a star in France, right? Molly Ringwald is still going.

She moved to France for a while, yeah. I think Emilio Estevez has been doing pretty well for himself. He's directed that movie about the assassination of Bobby Kennedy, but I haven't seen or heard much of him since then. Right, wow. For all the success of the Brad Pack, the Breakfast Club really came up short. Well, obviously Rob Lowe has done pretty well for himself

because he found that he could talk fast well on West Wing. And then he's really funny, too. Let's face it, he's fucking gorgeous. And he's beautiful, yeah. Not in The Breakfast Club, but Brad Packer. He's the Brad Packer, yeah. Right, right, right. Yeah, that's what I was going for there once he brought that up.

Then we opened it up to Demi Moore, who's, she's in something now, but I don't know what it is. Yeah. What's it called? Rough Night. Rough Night? Oh, oh, she's in that?

Yeah. No, there's something else that she's like one of the two leads in it. Yeah, I feel like it was some kind of a Lifetime thing or something. Maybe. Or at least it feels like it when you're watching it.

God. What was the last movie you saw, Andre? Wait, you had all the other two? Hold on, hold on. You had all that time to think about it. I was thinking, my laptop

in the middle of this tour was bent. I had to drop it off at the Apple store. I have all the movies i download illegally torrent i was going to watch the lobster i was told you guys are big fans told you what a laugh riot exactly exactly um no i watched a lot of shows though i love fargo you know fargo the show yeah it's a great show yeah yeah far, Fargo's terrific. Just got a shit ton of Emmy nominations. Deserved, too.

Emmy is going to be the fucking young pope all day long, dude. That fucking Jude Law. I don't think you got nominated for anything. Oh, my God. Jude Law in The Young Pope was fucking fantastic. I would be so pissed if he doesn't get the big one. Well, I'd like to invite you back to be on Doug Love's Young Pope. We could really dig into it.

Oh, man. Really? Nothing? Nothing? What? It got nominated for nothing? I think it got shut out. But I also didn't read anybody mentioning it being snubbed either.

Like, people were upset that Leftovers didn't get any nominations. We got one. And Carrie Coon got nominated for Fargo, so at least she got nominated for something, because she's amazing. Hell yeah. All right. Let's talk. My second question.

Jacob, you go first. You can't say whatever you said last time you were on. I'm trying to find the best movie that I've never seen. So you guys have to guess what's a movie that you think is obscure enough that I haven't seen it, but that also I would love it if I did. You would love that. That could be unpredictable. Right. did. You would love. That could be unpredictable. Right? Plus, what the hell have I seen?

Somebody had two different movies in a tweet today and I had seen both of them and they're both excellent. Bernie and Safety Not Guaranteed. Love both those movies, but I have seen them. Jacob, what haven't I seen? Please forgive me if I what haven't I seen I don't I please forgive

me if I said this last time so I don't remember if I did but I murder you if you were have you seen eat drink man woman huh eat drink man woman yes yes yes and no I think I did but I also think that I found it overrated but Yeah, there was four things. I think I did, but I also think that I found it overrated, but that's mostly because I was young and I was less into foreign films at the time. Well, Doug, I think you would love that movie. I should maybe give it another look, but I have seen it. Okay.

All right. Fuck. It's my turn. That is a good one, though. Steve, do you have one? Well, as far as aiming for one that's obscure that you wouldn't have seen, I'm going to go with the New Zealand,

I think it's from New Zealand, foreign film called The Little Death. I saw it on Netflix. I saw it on Netflix, too. Did you enjoy it? I liked it. I liked the guy that one of the leads in that movie plays a real hillbilly on Justified.

I can't think of the actor's name, but he was great. And I didn't even know when I was watching him on Justified that he's from New Zealand. Right. And so when I saw that movie, I was like, fuck, that guy's good.

Yeah, the one like... Dewey Cox, I think is his name on Justified. I feel like when I see a good actor... Dewey Crow, Dewey Crow. Like there's a good actor that's American, I just assume, whoa, this guy's from some other country.

Like, he's from New Zealand or Australia. Especially in TV, it's like, they're always fake acts at anything. The one where the wife can't get off

unless her husband cries. Like that, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's so good. Yeah, she has to keep tricking this guy, this poor guy, into crying for different reasons

so that she could have some good sex with him. And she resorts to some pretty shady shit. Okay, so I'll tell you my I like to consider this my all-time favorite movie. It's from the 70s. It's got

a soundtrack that's 100% Cat Stevens. Harold and Maude. Yeah, I fucking love that movie. That's a good one. I wouldn't expect you to not see that, but I fucking love that movie. Yeah, it's really good.

A recent movie that I loved, really enjoyed, was War Dogs with Jonah Hill. I fucking love that movie. Great movie. I think that was the best movie. That'd be a great film critic show, just two guys going, two dudes.

I think that was the best movie of last summer. Agreed. We rate it. No, dude. God, Jonah Hill impressed me in that. He's hilarious, too. Jonah Hill is very good. Doug, did you see the...

He's a very good actor to change his size. He's good at that. Quite frequently, too. I don't know if it's intentional. I think it is. I think he really goes for it with roles where he can't be the fat guy. No, I'll tell you. I'll tell you, like, definitively that that's not the case

because I enjoyed War Dogs so much that I actually looked into the true story, as I often do. And I Googled. The true story was a thin guy? Yeah. Yeah, the actual guy was very very thin but it really worked for that character too though if he'd have been the thin Jonah I think it wouldn't have been as effective because it's just cool this kind of like fat slovenly guy just

takes out a gun on gang guys and says fuck you and they run all right you know right it's the same thing to me like it just really re-emphasized how much I loved it. He got an Oscar for Moneyball, right? Yeah. He got nominated for that and also for Wolf of Wall Street. The Wolf of Wall Street I did not fucking enjoy, man. The character he played in Moneyball. It's a fun movie about how a lot of people lost a lot of money to these assholes.

Right, but the first fucking one minute of it ruined it for me. I was just like, I don't buy it. And I think that Jonah Hill should have gotten that fucking Oscar for War Dogs, man. Funny though, the dude. He got nominated for a Golden Globe for War Dogs and people thought that was odd that he got in there.

But he's a really good actor. The real guy he played in Moneyball wouldn't let his real name be used in that movie because Jonah Hill was fat and he's skinny in real life. He's a real baseball exec that he played and they had to use a fake name because the guy was like, I don't want a guy looking like that playing me in a movie.

Are you saying that you're not being... No, that's true. Wow. Man, what do you call that? I believe it was a call to Podesta. Fatophobia. Yeah, because like, everybody that's in this guy's life knows that he's not fat.

So why does he care about people out there in the world thinking that the fictional version of him is fat because he must be fat? He's like, why can't Brad Pitt play me? Like, that'd be a fun surprise. Everybody he meets, hey, you know Jonah Hill, that fat fuck that plays me in the movie?

They'd be like, hey, you're not fat. He'd go, yeah, that's right. He gets a compliment out of the gate. Right. Maybe he's kind of fat and didn't want a really fat guy. Yeah. That could be an issue. Right. They don't like kind of fat here in Arizona.

They're like full-fledged obese or emaciated. Yeah, maybe he had that fucking lap band surgery and he doesn't want anyone to know about it. Doug, have you seen the porn version of Eat, Drink, Man, Woman? Eat, Woman,, drink man. I eat, pray, love that joke. Did you answer my question, Andre? What question? The greatest movie I've never seen?

I saw War Dogs. You probably have seen this one. Funny Farm? You've seen Funny Farm. With Chevy Chase? Yeah, dude. One of my favorite movies. That's a weird one.

It totally is. Red Hood. Have you ever seen The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human? No. You're looking it up on your phone? That's not how the games work on this show.

No, I wanted to show you... You can't cheat like that. Have you seen this movie? Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human. Carmen Electra. David Hyde Pierce is always good. Dude, this movie is hilarious. Justin, Sean's younger brother, Lucy my girl Drew Cameron D Destiny

I can't see that from Facts of Life he's still have either of you guys seen this movie? not to cut you off I haven't seen it but now I gotta check it out

yeah see this movie it's hilarious what did it get on there? 6.4 but that's always bullshit anyway Fifth Element is like a 6 on this Fifth Element?

yeah in this movie you're guaranteeing us it's funnier than it's way better than 6.4. I'll tell you that. Alright. It's not Lilo Dulles multi-pass, but. Doug, let me ask you a serious

question. I'm not even sure if it's a question, it might be a comment, but, you know, like, I don't, I don't. You're my least favorite person in a Q&A. Well, here it is, right? I don't watch as many movies as you do. And when I'm going to invest my time

in watching something, I want to really fucking make it worthwhile. So I regularly, if I'm inclined, go on Google and I will type in the best movie on iTunes or the best movie on fucking Netflix, you know? And every time they will crank out,

I'll click on it and it's like a list of the 50 best fucking movies. And the ones I'm familiar with, I'm like, I fucking hated it, I fucking hated it, I fucking hated it. So like, how do you, you know, like, I guess- Casablanca, boo, Jaws, suck it, The Exorcist, fuck you. Right.

I mean, I don't know. I guess I'm just, I'm just not, like, my sensibility's different from her, but... Right. Well, what's, like, an idea of, like, give us a, what's a classic to you? Like, what's a... Okay.

I mean, well, fuck, dude, like, Casino, Goodfellas, shit. Fuck yeah. Those are high up on those kind of lists. Boogie Nights, fuck it. Yeah, that's a huge one. Right. Yeah, your taste isn't that crazy. I really enjoyed The Social Network.

Social Network's great. Those are good movies. I fucking love that, yeah. I don't know if I need to see Jesse Eisenberg ever again. Right. Like, that was such a perfect role for him, and now he's Lex Luthor, and I'm like, what? Oh, yeah, shit. Go do another startup.

You don't need to play him. Oh, dude, Blow was fucking great. Yeah, Johnny Depp. And shit, the other one Johnny Depp played where he played Whitey Bulger. Fuck, that was good. Oh, dude, The Town. Black Mass.

No, not The Town. Black Mass, yeah. Yeah, so in any case, I don't know. I just want, The Town. Black Mass. No, not The Town. Black Mass, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So in any case, I don't know. I just want, can you, now you know what I like. Can you suggest for me a movie then? That's my question. Because Google fucks me over every time.

All right, I think you should definitely, you should definitely check out Predestination. Ooh. Did you watch it? No, and. Dude, I'm getting out my notepad on my iPhone. Green Street Hooligans. Have you seen that?

Shit. Hold on. Me neither. Okay. Now, you've got your phone out. Watch this so I can take the note to watch Predestination. All right. By the way, he has his notes app open.

He's writing it in his notes app. Predestination. What was the other one? Green Hooligans? Green Street H other one? Green Hooligans? Green Street Hooligans. Green Hooligans. Green Street Hooligans? It's a soccer movie.

I'm not mad at it. It's good. Requiem for a Green Hooligan. How about that one wrestling movie, Foxcatcher? Fuck, that was good. That's intense. Yeah. Based on a true weirdness.

Right. Exactly, yeah. I'm so glad I didn't fucking Google it. It would have ruined it, man. Like, I did not see that end coming. Green Street hooligans. Okay, we have one more? Can you give me a winner?

What's happening? I want one more suggestion. Oh, one more suggestion? For just a fucking bitchin' movie. Equilibrium. Shush. Oh, he's right, though. Equilibrium.

Equilibrium. All right. Okay, cool. I promise to let you do your thing now. I, uh... The last time somebody said this to me, I had to throw them off the show. But I think we're doing all right so far.

No, this is great. You guys are having fun, right? I'd say, Steve, you're already in my top ten favorite guests. Oh, thank you, man. Yeah, and Andre's inching his way into the top 100. Oh, dude. Fucking love it. I do pride myself on being a pretty good podcast guest.

But whatever. Hey, we should mention this. You're talking about, is it too soon to say anything about your podcast? It's an idea I've had kicking around. I've been meaning to do it, but I'm just gun shy because I'm terrified of the obligation of having to deliver it every week. I don't like all the fucking Hollywood reps

talking with the fucking podcast networks. It all just turns me off. But I did just register and secure a YouTube URL. It's youtube.com slash steveopodcast. And there's nothing on there yet. I actually listened to your audio book that you narrated. Oh, did you? Yeah, well, my friend Moshe Kasher was going to record his audio book.

Right. He was listening a lot to prepare himself. My doppelganger, Moshe Kasher. But we drove up from LA to the Bay Area once and we listened to your audio book. Thank you, I appreciate it. If that was a sneak peek into your podcasting. Yeah, thank you.

I just accosted Doug in the green room with questions about podcasting. How often do you upload? When did you start? All these questions about it because I am fascinated. I do intend to get involved in it, so thank you for the support. I think you should do it. I think you'd have an instant audience,

and you don't need a podcast network. I've been podcast network free for this entire show's existence. Right, and thank you for making that point. Thank you for making that point. And by the way, congratulations, man.

Doug, are there any podcasts you think I should be listening to? What's the best podcast I've never heard? Well, it's got to be Steve-O Podcast because it doesn't exist yet. All right. So we got plenty of time left here for these games, but this is where it does get a little complicated,

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Let's start with Andre. Who are you playing for, dude? Three Sabinos. Instead of three amigos? Instead of three amigos. All three of the Sabinos. Is this just one guy three times on here? It's the guy I got it from.

Yeah, okay. Three times. Three of him, he's narcissistic. And what's Sabino? Is that a first name or a last name? First. First, okay. Sabino.

What's your last name? Sabino Garcia? That's a fucking sweet name. Andy Garcia? That doesn't fucking sweet name. Andy Garcia? That doesn't make any sense. Alright, who are you playing for, Steve? Looks like I've got Napoleon Dynamite. And he changed it to Nate-polion.

Because his name is Nate. Alright. That's how this works. Okay? It's pretty creative, eh? The poster's great. I'm going to pretend that I understand what's going on.

Right. But you do like Napoleon Dynamite. Pass that down here. Pass Napoleon Dynamite down here. Of the signs I saw, Napoleon Dynamite was to me the're a fan. Pass that down here. Pass Napoleon Dynamite down here. Of the signs I saw, Napoleon Dynamite was, to me, the most worthy pick. Pass it down here. Oh, wow. They wrote it in a weird way on the back.

But I don't want you to accidentally read what's on the back. Because if you lose today, I have to say that this person on the back of here is a shithead out loud at the end of the show. So that's the consolation prize. So don't feel bad if you don't win today. But the winner today is going to get, for the person whose name tag they chose, all the contents of the prize bag. That's why we have the prize bag. Whoever does win, don't let me get away without scribbling some stuff on my contributions. Do not let him get away.

And they got your autograph on your famous Arizona book. Yeah, that one was a particularly... Oh, that's true. They already do have an autograph in there and a coming dick. It's a dick-a-graph. The O at the end of Steve-O really makes for a pretty graphic

head of a penis. Jacob? I picked a real lazy one, although, you know, I like Star Wars, of course, and it is Star Wars, but the guy rubber-banded

a $20 bill on it, so he peeled my juice sensibilities and I took it. I took the cash. Plus. The crooked. But he didn't,

he got a shithead, but he didn't, like, give himself a, he didn't name it, but he told me his name was Antonio, so I'm gonna go ahead and name him

Antonio. Antonio, he didn't. Make a... He didn't name it, but he told me his name was Antonio, so I'm going to go ahead and name him Antonio. He didn't... make a name tag properly. It's really cuddly, though. Do you want it or can I cuddle it? It's very cuddly. No, you can hang on to it. I feel like you have a good chance of winning today. Oh, it makes noises?

No, you want it. No, I don't, but let it make a noise. Yeah, well, I mean, what would it do besides... He's only got so many noises. It's not like he's suddenly going to be like, I'll have a cocktail. Chewbacca's only... He's only really got one noise.

It's like full-scale orgasm. Yeah, it's just... he's only really got one noise. It's like full-scale orgasm. Yeah. That's what... Wow. Yeah. I am the king of the

forest. I think that's how they got his voice. It's a combination of a bear and Ben Burtt coming. Oh, okay. Ben Burtt did the sound design for the Star Wars movies. Fuck you. I want him back. He's so cuddly. All right, hang on to that little fuzzball.

We're going to play a series of games, gentlemen, to determine our winner today. This first game is something that I call Doug Loves Musicals. I'm going to name the songs in no particular order from the soundtrack of a musical motion picture. And you guys can guess as often as you'd like. But the first person... Yeah, make sure you're plugged in, Jacob. I'm good.

I'm good. The first person to guess the correct title wins this game. Are you penalized for wrong answers? Nope. Nice. Unless you think not winning is being penalized. Then yes, you are being penalized.

Until you get the right one. I didn't follow that. Does that mean that... Guess as often as you like. No problem. Okay, good. Annie. It's all good. I'm going with Annie. I love a pre-guess incorrect I'm out of musicals man

My guests never are That's why we play it I love them Okay I should rephrase It's not just name every musical you've ever You've ever heard of Try to apply a little logic to it. Sorry, man. Because I'm going to list all the songs.

It might take a second for anybody to get it. What movie musical has all these songs in it? Where is it written? Mary Poppins. Great guess. No. No wonder.

One? Nope. Tomorrow... Is that even a thing? No wonder One Nope Tomorrow Is that even a thing? You mean once? Once, yeah, that's what I meant, sorry No, no to one and once Tomorrow night

Will someone ever look at me that way? Guys and gals What? Guys and gals. What? Guys and gals? Guys and dolls? Guys and dolls. No. What the fuck?

Guys and dolls. Star Wars. The dancer queue. I mean, chorus line. I wanted to play that side game. Now we're back to this game. No matter what happens. The Wizard of Oz.

Nope. A Piece of Sky. Boy, that would be a lot of songs nobody's ever heard of in The Wizard of Oz. Teddy's from Heaven? The Way He makes me feel. Moonraker. The Wiz. The Wiz?

No. It's one of the better guesses, but still incorrect. And this one might push it over the top. Please, if you're in the audience and you know it, don't yell it out. Papa, can you hear me? Fiddler on the Roof. Yentl. Yentl is correct.

See how I did the Jew double take on Fiddler on the Roof? This is suddenly yelling out all the Jewish movies. Fiddler on the Jesus Christ roof. Superstar. Told. Papa, can you hear me? Yeah, it's Barbra Streisand cross-dressing to go to school, to go to yeshiva, is that right? Let's say rabbinical school.

Rabbinical school? Yeah, that's good enough. All right. Anyway, I just thought of that movie recently i thought that would be fun to do to you guys i apologize who was the lead in that was it michael honking or something who was the the male mandy patinkin it was mandy patinkin and uh all enough of that stupid movie. We're going to play a game of ABCD's Nuts. Which, like, if this was a thing on Jackass,

somebody's nuts getting hurt would be involved, but on this show, it's just a spelling game. All right. With little or no nut action so far yeah it's a spelling game, Jacob's gonna get to go first cause he won the last game and then we'll go to Steve and then we'll go

to Andre and basically what's gonna happen is I'm gonna give you a letter and all you gotta do is name any movie ever made that begins with that letter but if you match the one that i wrote down ahead of time then you automatically win the whole game yeah crazy and in honor of my upcoming my upcoming benson movie interruption on august 26th at the castro in san francisco we are going to spell 50 Shades Darker. So that means the first letter

is an F in 50, so Jacob, start us off. Name any movie that begins with the letter F, and a theme might emerge that you might want to try to look out for. Well, based on the last game, I'm going to go with Fiddler on the Roof. Oh, interesting. No.

I chose 50 First Dates. Okay. No. I chose 50 first dates. Okay. Yeah. So the next letter's I. So all you gotta do, Steve, is name any movie that begins with the letter I. I. Sometimes it helps to just sound it out,

just start talking. I. I. Uh. Uh. What was the one with Morgan Freeman? Was it called Iculus? What? Oculus? No.

Icarus? Never mind, never mind. Interstellar? Any I movie? Any one at all I am What was the one about the tiger? Life of Pi? Oh yeah, fuck

It ended in I, okay? Like, it would be a good... Ooh, ooh, ooh. No, no, no, that was concussion. Oh yeah, it, it. That's it. It. It. That's it. Sorry, that was a made-for-TV miniseries.

But there's a new It movie coming out, right? Also, just keep... There's, like, movies that start with It. Just add more words. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's cool. We can move on. It's tough, dude. It's a, we can move on Pass I went with It could happen to you Oh shit

That was the one about the big tipper And Bridget Fonda She was a waitress, she got a huge tip Nicolas Cage is a cop, they fall in love F for you F is the next letter in 50 and it goes to Jacob. You mean Andre? Yeah, I was confused. You're right.

It's you, Andre. Okay, okay. For F. Ooh, I got one. Fuck yeah. That was really quick compared to last time. I know. Do you have an F for it, Andre? What's happening?

Firestarter. Yes, Firestarter. Firestarter. Okay. I was going to say Forrest Gump. Wait. Is that really what it is? That works too.

Which one is your pick? You only get one. I might have written one of those down. What's the right one? There's no right or wrong. They both begin with F. You reacted to Forrest Gump, so... Okay, that's what you're going with?

Forrest Gump? Forrest Gump? No, I went with Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Fuck! Now it's back to Jacob. Another T for Jacob. Okay, so we had Fifty Shades Darker. No, we had Fifty First Dates.

Forgetting Sarah Marshall. This is a T. And what was the first? No, I'm just going over that. What was the I movie? It Could Happen to You. Okay. This guy.

You're really worried about winning today? Yeah. No, I want to just guess. I'd like to get it right. I forget. Can we use does or no does? You can use the. is uh yeah no i want to just guess though i'd like to get around yeah is it i forget can we use those or no those you can use that uh how about um uh the wedding singer good guess begins with t anyway i went 27 dresses why for okay steve Y for Steve. I gave myself a head start,

and I believe the Beatles made a movie called Yellow Submarine. Does that count? That's correct. I, of course, wrote down Yentl. Fuck! God damn it! S is the next letter. Serpico?

Yeah, that's good. There was even a movie called All S's. It was about a killer snake. But you didn't say that. You said Serpico. Trust in me. I went with serendipity. Of course you did. Yeah.

H, Jacob. Just having a really tough time with the code here. I know. That's why you got to just let it go from your mind. Just say a movie that begins with H. Okay. I already got mine. Oh, yeah.

What letter do you think is next? A. You better get an H ready, though, in case Jacob fucks up and doesn't have an H. No, I have an H. Then the H moves to you. H is a tough one, dude. Yeah, we're going to force you to do the H

if Jacob can't do it. That came out wrong. That'll be fine. I don't know the theme, but I'll just go with Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. How about that? Wouldn't it be funny if I just had a different Harry Potter? Yeah.

But no, I went How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. See, but wait, there's like a skipping theme. Okay. What? I feel like there's a theme, but it's not consistent. Oh, it's pretty fucking consistent. There's definitely a dating element to it. What's your A? Anaconda, baby!

Yeah! I went with Annie Hall, baby. That I'm not familiar with, so I don't know that. You don't know Annie Hall? No. Best picture winner. Oh, yeah. Great fucking movie.

But we don't like that guy anymore. I do. I still do. All right. Wasn't your children. I don't... I don't... It's probably not the place to get into it,

but I don't buy that. No, I know. We've talked about it before. I'm team Woody. Yeah, we've talked about it. But it's definitely... They said, he said. I mean, it's a lot of accusations being thrown around.

We're talking about Woody Allen. I'm thinking about D right now. Yeah. Which also has another meaning. I don't think you meant that to come out like that. I talk about D all day, yo. Pardon me while I think about the D. No, no.

What do you got for D, dude? Oh, it's D? Oh, shit, D. Why can't you do it? You guys are competing against each other. I can't think. I'm like Dunkaroos. Just start talking D.

Ducks that are mighty. Daredevil. Daredevil. Daredevil, yes. Yes. Great job, guys. Obviously consistent with the theme. No, I went with definitely maybe.

Back to you, Jacob, with the E. How about Everyone Says I Love You? That's a good guess, but I'm not going to put more than one Woodman movie in here. Maybe. I put Enchanted. Okay, this is yours to knock out of the park, Steve. The first letter is S.

Right. People in the audience know exactly what movie it is. Steve-O special on Showtime. Right. S, S, S, S. Everybody's hissing Ssss Ssss Ssss

Ssss Ssss Metallica made a movie called Some Kind of Monster I like it, that's a great one Great documentary, I like it Alright This is a little different than what they were going for. Sleepless in Seattle.

God damn it. I was thinking you got mail, but it starts with a Y. So close. So close. So close. I'll be in Tacoma, Washington on August 19th. Holy shit, you gotta do D again, Andre? God damn it. They have a made of Daredevil 2.

What's he on? What are we on? Oh, Darker. Oh, what was the one with Benedict Cumberbatch? Wasn't that Doctor Strange? Oh, yeah, Doctor Strange. Doctor Strange. Do you want to go with Doctor Strange?

Probably not a good idea. I feel like none of my attempts have been anywhere close to the theme. Well, we're in the romantic comedy show. What do you think the theme is? I know. Yeah, something romantic, right? Like, D, uh... Hmm.

Deep Throat. The D. Yeah, there is a movie called deadpool's kind of deep throat deep throat oh okay deep throat yeah probably not the one deep throat i went with a slightly different approach did you hear about the morgans ah yeah we're all disappointed in that answer Everybody wanted deep throat, am I right? Deep throat, see? It is one of the greatest rom-coms ever Because she can only cum if you shove your dick in her mouth That was the premise, you guys That her G-spot was in her throat

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Pretty funny stuff. A is the next letter. A, okay. Yeah, we gotta wrap this up, this game. We're running out of time for the... The next game's the one that really matters.

I'm just keeping it going, and I know this isn't what you picked, but it's all about Eve. Yeah, okay. That's an A. I went with as good as it gets. Oh, shit, what's my letter? Fuck.

R. Okay, oh, R. Resident Evil. Okay. Such cheaters There's no cheating in the next game you guys Andre I'm helping him

No I know don't do that Oh shit That's better That's better Right Restrepo Yeah Restrepo I like it That's better. Right. Right. Restrepo. Yeah.

Restrepo. I like it. Yeah. Good job. Roman Holiday. All right. Cool. Yeah, that's an old one.

K is the next letter. Karate Kid. What? Karate Kid. No, no, no. Hold on. Hold on. K. I feel like this is one where... That's The Karate Kid. The Karate Kid. What? Karate Kid. No, no, no, hold on, hold on. K. I feel like this is one where... That's The Karate Kid.

The Karate Kid. See, I didn't even get it right anyway. K. K. K and Leopold. K and Leopold? That's a good guess. That actually could win.

That's an actual fucking rom-com. I can't believe it. Mine is not nearly as romantic as Kate Lee. Oh, come on. I went with Knocked Up. You can't win with this guy. You can't. That's part of the fun.

E, Jacob. L, Enchanted. That's correct. Yeah. I should say that's a match. Because it's correct and it's a match. I would say correct about every other answer, but that one was a match.

I'll get good at this someday. But Jacob wins another game. He's walking away with his shit. Even with his shit. Even with cheating competitors. But I'm on the take, to be fair. Like, I give you 20 bucks. Is it cheating?

I mean, we just... We're going to allow the corrupt here to win in this country? He's corrupt for taking the 20 bucks? Isn't that a corrupt act? I think we need to have a playoff or something. I'm going to split the blow I put it towards with you. As long as I can keep our shirt.

So I can sell it and make 20 bucks like you. You guys good? Steve's texting Johnny Knoxville right now. Nah, I was just checking the time, man. We're doing good. You know, the only time...

He's like, Knoxville, you thought our show was tough. Nah, I just wanted to figure out how much time, because I'll be headlining here tonight, you know? That's right. We gotta get it done in time for your show tonight. We can't just roll right through into it. But I think, is anybody coming back

to see Steve later? Yeah. If you're not, you're fucking missed out. So we'll get done in plenty of time. You have opening acts, right? It's just that I have like the, this is great. Like, much of the staff of the burn unit

coming to help change my dressings. On stage during your set? No, no, no, just before. Oh, I thought you were going to do, like, a performance art thing. Right. Where you try to tell jokes while you're screaming in pain. Right. I'll videotape that in the green room.

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, I noticed there's lots of cameras in the green room. Right. That's you? That is me, yeah. I'm putting together this sort of a draft for my next comedy special.

I love it. It's very exciting. Two shows tonight, and then that's it for the weekend? That's it. No Sunday this weekend. Sorry, folks. Sorry, fucking Sunday fuckers. Yeah.

You're shit out of luck. Go stand out in the sun. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, this is a large club. I don't know if I've sold 450 tickets for both shows. I wouldn't be surprised, but worth checking if you can squeeze in for my show tonight. Squeeze in, you guys.

He'll have fresh bandages. That's the reason alone to come to the show. Steve's a great comic. A lot of people that get into comedy after Celebrity are horrible. I've worked with him all weekend. He's a fucking great comic. I would definitely come to the show.

Well, thank you, man. That means the show. Well, thank you, man. That means that... That means the world to me, especially as I just felt so fucking douchey for everything I just said in the last two minutes. Thank you. Alright, this last game we're going to play today, this is

for all the Marabills, is called Last Man Stanton. for all the Myra Beatles is called Last Man Stanton. And Jacob gets to go first again, but we'll flip the order around. So Andre second, then Steve, and we'll just go around like that. Well, you know what?

I play along on this game too, so I get a turn in between Jacob and Andre. And basically what we're going to do is we're going to get the name of an actor or actress from a preselected audience member, and then we're going to take turns saying movies that person was in. If you can't think of one, you're out. But one time, you can go to your name tag. You can go to Nate Polian, Steve,

and you can go to Sabino, and Jacob can go to Chewbacca. Baby Chewbacca. you can each go to your lifeline one time and one time only. Don't help each other on this one. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're every man for himself. I want to see some fierce competition up here.

Do we blurt it out? No, you go in order. Okay, good, good. When it's your turn, you can't think of one. Oh, I understand. It's kind of like that drinking game. Yeah. And we start with finding the name we're going to use today.

In the audience tonight is someone named Stephanie Lane from Twitter. That's you. Hey. From Twitter? That's you? Hey. And bring me that thing that you showed me today on the internet because she wanted to get her name tag printed up for tonight.

And then this is what was sent to her by the printing company. It says, New You Aesthetics Guest Appreciation Barbecue. It's got the word name tag on it, because what you got to do when you show up for the New You Aesthetics Guest Appreciation Barbecue, which is a hot ticket, you have to get a name tag.

You have to claim your take-home glass. Do not forget your take-home glass. And then you need to get a beverage. Don't want to fuck up there. You got to stay hydrated. Grab a plate. Probably didn't have any food at this event. It was probably just a free plate

like they used to do at gas stations. And then number five, have a bunch of fun is right there on there. And so did you ever get your real name tag? Yeah, we put it in the table this morning. Okay, but not this big. Oh, yeah, kind of. Oh, let's see the real one.

Let's see your real work. Because that's hilarious that that almost had to be your actual name tag. Love aesthetics. My stepmother is an alien. Oh, that's pretty. But that was supposed to come that big as that other one? Holy shit. Jason and Silent Bob straight back.

All right. Jason and Silent Bob. All right, what? What are they called? Vista Print is a shithead. Okay. I'm glad we covered that. All right, now, so what is your name for,

you know, since you went through all this trouble, what is your suggestion for Last Man Stanton? Tilda Swinton. Tilda Swinton. Jacob and I were just talking today about what an awful, awful name that is. You get her, people get her confused with Cate Blanchett. If they're lucky, they get her confused with Cate Blanchett. If they're lucky, they get her confused with Cate Blanchett.

Tilda Swinton is such a chameleon. Andre, name a Tilda Swinton movie. Who the fuck is Tilda Swinton? Yeah, exactly. Can we get a new fucking name? I'm pretty personally offended by that. I don't know who the fuck that is. Chewbacca, come get your prizes.

Tilda Swinton? I take that back. I'm not personally offended. You just keep saying it. It'll make sense. Tilda Swinton? Is it a movie you brought up? Did you guys see Snowpiercer?

That's a great one for your list. You will love Snowpiercer. Ooh, ooh, ooh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Write that shit down, Steve. Snowpiercer? Snowpiercer, yeah. All right. Are we not going to use Tilda Swinton?

She's very good in that. I love how he has like the, like, the purse. Are we going to use her? What? Are we going to do Tilda Swinton? We already won. We don't know who it is. I mean, Jacob's the only one that can name a Tilda

Swinton movie. What's the fun in that? I agree. So what I'd like the two of you to do, Steve and Andre. Yeah. We're a team. Kind of. I'd like the two of you to get together and think of an actor that you think you know more movies than Jacob knows.

For that actor. And that'll be who we play. We'll give you guys a little... I hate Mickey Rourke. A little leg up. Don't you dare. If you hate him, of course you guys a little I hate Mickey Rourke a little leg up Don't you dare if you hate him of course you know a bunch of movies he was in I love Mickey Rourke He's my go-to when we get to pay We do ask is that you make the decision today ish

But make it together. Talk it through. Say, I like Tom Hanks. I like Lou Gossett Jr., but I can't think of any movies like Charlie Sheen. Let's do Charlie Sheen. Oh, please, let's do Charlie Sheen. I'm bluffing. He's going to know more than us anyway, right?

So fuck it. Let's just do something we actually know. Yeah, at least he'll have a strong showing. Right. Johnny Depp. Okay, I could do Johnny Depp. Yeah, again. That's great. We're going to lose.

We're going to lose that. None of the new shit, though, please. What do you mean? None of the new shit. We're not allowed to guess. I don't know. Okay, so. Pre-wife beater, Johnny Depp.

I'm just saying, his movies suck the past few years. I don't know if that's your friend or something. I'm sorry. No, dude, that Black Mask movie was the shit, dude. He's one of our favorite guests on this show. Fuck! I talked to him. He's coming to your show tomorrow night.

He flies all over the country wasting money. You know he's got money problems. Can I say, too, this isn't funny at all, but when I watched the movie Blow and then on the fucking DVD they had the deleted scenes, they had footage of him actually sitting there

beating his wife talking to the guy who he played and it was so fucking impressive having just seen the movie and then you see the guy he played he fucking became that dude he's the most talented actor ever, Johnny Depp same deal with that fucking

Black Mass movie with the Whitey Bulger same deal with the fucking Hunter S. Thompson movie with the fairy movie. Stop naming movies, Steve. Steve, stop naming things. I do not understand how this works. I'm sorry. Sorry.

I'm sorry. All right, Steve. Sounds like you might last for a second in this game. But stop giving the rest of us ideas. Okay. Jacob, you go first. So fucking fucking good Jacob gets to go first sure well I mean I'm gonna do the easy thing and take the ones he did and say black mass okay I'll say blow Andre Benny and June Benny and June okay what was that one he was in with Buck?

Edward Scissorhands. Yes! Jacob. Alice in Wonderland. Yeah, he's in there. Sorry, I'm... Now, you gotta say the exact title, so be careful with the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. But I'm not gonna stick my neck out on that one just yet

when I can say Black Mass. I said it. Oh, you did? It was the first one. Ooh, he's out! Okay. All right, I'm out. No, no, no, I don't know the rules.

I don't know the rules. We generally keep going if you... I just forgot that it was... Wait, wait, wait, wait, sorry. Even though it was said moments rules. I don't know the rules. We generally keep going if you... I just forgot that it was said. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Even though it was said moments ago. I apologize. By the person who announced it was going to say all the ones

that have already been said. So instead, I will go with... Oh, oh, oh, Tusk. Interesting one. Okay. Back to me? Yeah. Charlie and the Chocolate.

Wait, no, no, sorry, sorry. Andre. Oh, sorry. It's all right. Donnie Bras me? Yeah. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. No, no, no. Sorry, sorry. Andre. Oh, sorry. It's all right. Donnie Brasco. Yeah. There was such a fucking distinct cameo in 21 Jump Street.

Yes. Already burned it, so Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Clappy clap clap. we're not listing our favorites guys you understand how the game works right i'm not afraid you're listing all the douchey ones though i like charlie the chocolate factory i'm not afraid to name one of my favorites of his and that would be what's eating gilbert grape oh that was one that was one i was trying to think of

that had leonardo DiCaprio in it? Yeah, fuck. Okay, cool. Now, Andre, don't forget, you can go to Sabino anytime you want. Don't need to. Rum Diaries. All right. That's a newer one.

It is, yeah. Yeah, I liked it. It's where he met the... That features the woman that you said that ever since... Look, I don't know why he even said that. I don't know if he actually, like... But it's the Rum Diary, right? Rum Diary?

It's the Rum Diary. He doesn't have, like, multiple diaries. Basketball Diaries, Rum Diary. Okay. Inflated those two movies. All right. Even though Johnny Depp's only on one. That's a great movie. He's not in it. All right. Even though Johnny Depp's only on one. That's a great movie.

He's not in it. All right. Yeah, it's a good movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Steve's turn. Oh, um. Um. Ah.

You want to go to your lifeline? No, no, no, no. I just had one. And, and, The Lone Ranger. Oh. There you go. Very good.

Yeah. I'm going to go with what I consider to be Tim Burton's last great movie, Sleepy Hollow. Okay. Yeah. I'm gonna go with what I consider to be Tim Burton's last great movie, Sleepy Hollow. Okay. I, you know, I hope that Jacob wins today because if he doesn't, he's gonna be a real crybaby. I'm not, I'm not.

You're gonna win. I'm not so sure. Andre, is it Lifeline time? Yeah. What do you got, Sabino? Nightmare on Elm Street. Nightmare on Elm Street. You like that?

Best. I love it. All right, you're still in. Steve? Okay, you said be careful, but I just remember it. It's Pirates of the Caribbean, Dead Men, Tale No Tales. Yes! Pirates of the Caribbean, Dead Men, Tale No Tales. Yes. Rango.

Oh, okay. That was good, that was good. Fuck, that was good. Yoga Hosers. Kind of a de facto sequel to Tusk. Andre, you got another one? Or is it tap time? Don't look at me with that mustache.

Fuck. Yeah, I think I'm out, man. All right. You had a really... I had a strong showing, kind of. Really strong showing? Kind of, yeah. Proud of you. Thanks, Doug.

Can't wait to see you tomorrow night. Yeah, me too. Andre was a great first timer. Hopefullyoud of you. Thanks, Doug. Can't wait to see you tomorrow night. Yeah, me too. Andre was a great first timer. Totally good. Steve? Let me make the point that Jacob didn't use everything I used. Fucking very lowly Las Vegas, yes!

Let me make a point. You said the fucking Hunter S. Thompson one is how you said it, so you didn't say the title. Oh, okay. Well, that's good. Actually, I did, I did. But whatever, thanks. No, that's good.

How about Nick of Time? Oh, yes. They told that one in real time. That shit was crazy. All right, I'm going to go go with what the fuck was the name of that thing where he was all like oh my favorite one my favorite Johnny Depp Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, Steve's got one. I'm so close to one. Fuck. Okay, dude.

He was in something with the fucking Winona Ryder. I know it. What was it? Oh, was that Cry Baby? No. Fuck. All right, I'm going for my lifeline. Where you at, Nate?

Nate, what do you got? He's on his phone. Nate's on his phone. It's okay, though Where you at, Nate? Nate, what do you got? He's on his phone. Nate's on his phone. It's okay, though. It's okay. Cheater, what do you got? Secret window. Secret window. Whoop, whoop. Thanks, Nate.

Jacob? Um, shit, there's so many left. Yeah, should be easy. What a dick. What a dick thing to say. No, I mean, he's made a lot of moves Alice through the looking glass What? Alice through the looking glass

Oh yeah yeah yeah Can we Pirates of the Caribbean Curse of the Black Pearl Back to you Steve There's Was Ian gleaming the cube? That was Christian Slater

Alright I'm out Alright Steve's out Jacob You wanna keep going Doug? Huh? Yeah you think you can beat me? No But I didn't need to.

Um, let me think. You need to right now. Yeah, I know. The Astronaut's Wife. Oh! You son of a bitch. I think you're gonna do a thing here. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Oh, fuck. I've got one in my head. I can't think of the stupid name of that movie. Oh, shit cock. Oh! All right, I give up. Wait, no. Ah!

Jacob's our winner! Jacob's our winner! Can I keep this too what's the name of the one where he's the title character and it begins with M and he's the title character Mordecai

I couldn't think of Mordecai and then what's the one with Angelina Jolie the tourist I couldn't think of Mordecai. And then what's the one with Angelina Jolie? The Tourist. Congratulations to Chewbacca. Where's Chewbacca at? We don't need the shithead. You won, shithead.

Where's Chewbacca at? Come on, dude. Come get your prizes. Congratulations. Does Jacob get to keep Chewbacca at? Come on, dude. Come get your prizes. Congratulations. Does Jacob get to keep Chewbacca? That was a weird little guy. Yeah, bro, bring that shit to the green room, dude. For fucking... Yeah.

That's your pass into the green room. Behind the scenes magic that's right red-gold-green featuring our friend Andre spell your last name so people can find you on Twitter or you on Twitter you're just a and D are ei that's it yeah perfect just Andre that's all you need to know but say your last name just so we can hear it Booth yourio Chanu. Okay. Andre Gold. Try spelling that. Yeah, I like calling you Andre Gold.

And thanks for being here. And you're out on tour with Dirty Heads and Soja and The Green for a few more weeks? We have less than seven shows. Oh, seven shows. July 23rd in Dallas. Okay. But then people can look for you. You'll be back home on the East Coast.

We're doing dates with Lettuce in October. Lettuce? Lettuce. Lettuce. Come to the Lettuce dates. Alright. Great. Thank you for being here. Thanks for having me, bro. Steve-O, two more shows here tonight. Come back and see him.

And what else? Where can people look for you? Do you have a website and stuff? Whenever I'm on a podcast, I really do like to wait until the very end to say to everybody if you're still listening and you have enjoyed me as

a guest, please throw me a tweet at Stevo on Twitter. I just love it I love it you know because I'm so fascinated by podcasts and I want to know like are there really people listening all the way through I hope it's not like crickets

he gets like one tweet from somebody I didn't care for it right I mean whatever it's a douchey thing to say I mean I just really enjoy that and also I do want to let really enjoy that. And also, I do want to let you know that at steveo.com, the Showtime Comedy Special

and the book that I gave to the gift bag, every copy is autographed if you want to buy an autographed book or an autographed comedy special. So go get that

among other merchandise at steveo.com. And again, Doug, thank you. This has been a fun Thank you, Steve. I really enjoyed it. And our winner today, I have to ask you, can you come back to the show next Wednesday in San Diego?

No. Alright. We'll talk about it. We'll figure it out. You know I like the guests to be a surprise, but maybe you'll be there, maybe you won't. We'll see. What else you got going on? Man, I'm doing a lot of sets around Los Angeles with my friend, Kaseem Bentley.

I promoted that on the show. We do this act, Syroff Bentley. It's my black friend. We do the dueling racist crowd work thing. So we're trying to hone that, submit it to festivals in Africa. Dueling racist crowd work. Yeah, for an hour. It's fucking intense. Yeahueling racist crowd work. Yeah. For an hour.

It's fucking intense. Yeah, it's about time. Yeah, right? I think so. Tired of one guy on stage doing racist crowd work. That's right. Let's get a team of it. Especially a skinny Jewish guy.

I need him there. So dueling means like the more racist, the better? Just like he picks on him, I pick on him. We bring it together. It's fun. All right. It's a lot of fun. So we're doing that and I I pick on him. We bring it together. It's fun. All right. It's a lot of fun. So we're doing that, and I'm just trying to fucking steady, trying to get another writing gig.

How do people write to you on Twitter to tell you how much they like your appearance on the show? Well, they say I get equal parts of both. I get that and the opposite of that. Yeah. Where do they go? Jacob Siroff, one F. S-I-R-O-F. Twitter and Instagram.

Follow me. All right. I'll slide into those DMs if you do. Thanks, dude. Keep really well We are officially out of time but thank you to the Tempe Improv for having us back again and also

I will be doing Douglas movies again at the Gramercy Theater in New York City on July 31st and thanks to my guests one more time Andre, Steve, and Jacob. Thanks to you, Doug, one more time, man. I'm so fucking impressed by you. Thank you, thank you.

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