Doug Loves Movies - Super Duper Tournament of Championships

Episode Date: August 15, 2016

Recorded live at the UCB Franklin in Los Angeles, California on August 16, 2016. Jon Hamm, Samm Levine, and Matt Mira compete.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, green and baby sticky seeds With 50 as in 5 more kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Because Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and, you know... I love movies! This is Doug Loves Movies!

Such a professional town. Coming to you from our original home in Los Angeles, the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater on Franklin Avenue. Are we in Los Feliz officially or are we Los Feliz adjacent? Yeah, I thought you guys wouldn't know the answer to that.

It's Tuesday, August 23rd, 2016. What's up with your name tags, Los Angeles? Do we have some? Okay, we got some, good. Because the Olympics are in progress in Brazil right now, I think it's only fitting that tonight, those of you who got a ticket for $5 here tonight, as it's always been, well, not always,

it was free at first, but now it for $5 here tonight, as it's always been, well, not always, it was free at first, but now it's $5, you get to witness the super-duper tournament of championships of Doug Lo's movies. The Leonard Maltin game is back for one last glorious time. One last glorious time. Come out of the shadows, Leonard Moulton.

Distribute your stars as you see fit. This episode will be released in about a week in the comedy album section of iTunes for two bucks. So please hold your tweets about the results this evening, everyone that's here at the taping. And please welcome three of the best Leonard Mullen game players. Matt Myra, John Hamm, and Sam the Ma'am Levine, a.k.a. Lil' Wolverine! We should have had like play on music for each of you Sam I don't know why you're getting so cozy at this end

Scoot down that way You gotta get away from the answers Yeah I put you guys all down there on one end Of the long table Like the classic scene in any movie Where someone marries into royalty and they have to have a meal

and it's awkward because they're on the far ends of a very long table. Right. And then Batman's there. Or Batman and Vicki Vale. Yeah. That's another way

to describe it for my literature challenge friend, Matt Myra. Let's meet these guys individually. They've come so... They worked so hard to be guys individually. They've worked so hard to be here tonight. They've come so far through the competition. I wish we could roll in packages

of the clips of all their moments of agony and defeat. Or success too, I guess. I just said two bad things. But let's meet them one at a time. Starting with Matt Myra is here.

Everybody. Thrilled to be here, Doug. No excuses. Just victory. You got married recently. I did. Less than a year. You got married recently. I did. So, yeah. Less than a year.

It counts as recently. That never helps a player's drive and determination. It's always every classic hero, the wife is at home going, don't go to the moon. And he's like, yeah, but I got to go to the moon. Look, my thumb covers it. And then I look with my other eye. And then my thumb covers it. Apollo 13. Negative three names. Ready? I could go negative three at Apollo

13. Who's in the fucking four slot? Ed Harris? Who on the ground is the fourth person? Kathleen Quinlan. You think? Sammy. who on the ground is the fourth person? Kathleen Quinlan. You think? Yeah. Oh, Sammy. Sam Levine is here, everybody.

Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. That's a weird trickle-off ending there. Was it? Yeah, I didn't know how to... Neither one of us had anything to say, really, to run with the momentum. No, nothing.

I was waiting for you. But, you know, I don't know the exact stats, but you've been quite a winner in this game. Well, I am the only player up here who played in all three Super Tournaments. Oh, well. So he's available. You definitely...

He's got time. John. Like, a lot. I think you're the only player up here that would keep track of such a statistic. John. It's the devil-may-care attitude of these other two players.

They really bring them to the top of this game. John and I didn't know we qualified. I only knew because you told me. That's right, you guys. John Hamm is here. And I'm still, Doug, I'm still not sure why. You're not sure why you're here? No.

But thank you. Somehow you did it. I think you defeated Sam Levine. Probably. In a shaving competition. John, you shave better than me and you grow a better beard, but I definitely have a better bar mitzvah than you.

Probably true. What was your bar mitzvah theme, Sam? I did not have a theme, sir. That's right. Purist. Your theme was the Torah. The theme was just Jews. Tiny boy Jews. We ruled the day.

Was that in L.A.? No, it was in Jersey. Oh. At the Radisson of Englewood Cliffs, which is no longer there, I think. Man. They tore it down after that party. Oh, sure.

Just couldn't go on. Doesn't get any better than that. They were like, we're not topping this. Tear it down, boys. If you're in New Jersey, feel free to not stop there. How dare you. Let's talk prize bag. Oh, let's talk about it.

If you don't mind. What do you got, Matt? I brought a couple things. Alright, I brought a Douglas movies t-shirt top. What size, Doug? What size? Super random. Probably won't fit the person who wins. Size random. We're talking

ladies BBT. Oh, this is an M. M. We're talking... Ladies' BBT. Oh, this is an M. M. Who doesn't wear an M? It's a classic. Right in the middle. I all wear M's. M for middle. Brought a brand new

unread copy of Ian Fleming's Casino Royale. Wow. The fact that it is unread increases its value? It just makes it like less chances of me

putting chocolate somewhere on it. I see. Page seven, chocolate. Most of my books. Not zero chance, by the way. No, no, no. Just decreases.

Just decreases. All right. Melts in your hands, John. I get it. Very important. All right, well, I see your book. Okay. I'm going to raise you the tin of toiletry items given to you by an airline when you fly

first class. That's a string raised, Doug, and you know it. Someone's loyal to United. Well, I see that. I wasn't going to drag names into it. And I give you a Christmas gift my mother sent me that I didn't bother using. Oh boy. $25

in Disney bucks. Wow. This is good at Walt Disney World, Disneyland, DisneyStore.com, Disney Store, Disney Cruise Line, not Tokyo Disney. Oh, I was gonna ask.

Euro Disney? No? That's a conversion rate. I'm sorry, kids kids Our vacation is off Alright Jon Hamm Can you top what this man brought No Well it's already

You already brought it all In a special backpack I brought a backpack From Popchips Because they gave me Some Popchips Whoa Someone was at Sundance

Popchips Something no one's ever paid for. Nope. Always free. Wow, that's a great free snack. These are stale, right? No, they're brand new. No, that's how they're made.

No, we pop them stale just so that they stay fresh. Shelf life's longer. So I brought a Minions phone cover. Oh, I want that. And another thing that I got. Banana. It's banana color. Let me just triple check if it's a current phone.

It says Minion Yellow. No, no. It is Minion Yellow. iPhone 6. iPhone 6. You're good, guys. It'll fit a 6S, too. I used to be a genius.

Used to be. And then I brought recently, I brought my old wallet. Whoa! Who's going to top that? John Hamm's old wallet. That was full of some mad money, I bet.

You know what? No ring for where the condom was because it never spent one night in here. Oh! No ring for where the condom was because it never spent one night in here. Oh, Sam. That's right. Saucy. Sweet non-burn. Yeah.

How can you burn this man? Go the other way with it, Matt. Real complimentary burns all the time. Yeah, got you, you piece of shit. You had a lot of sex. You finally won that Emmy, asshole. I brought a pipe from Peacemaker.

I was on at midnight recently, so somebody has linky four little questions, one big link. Still don't understand that game. Sam, can you top that? Not a chance. We're starting off with Elton John's Peachtree Road. The album, all about songs,

for where he lives, Atlanta. Lots of Atlanta songs in there, folks. All his great Atlanta music. All his great Atlanta songs. And then I hope you have cold feet, because I have got socks for you. Lots and lots and lots. Oh, that's a lot of socks. And lots of socks.

Slow down on the socks. Most of which are Kansas City related, because that's where socks come from. And then lastly, this is a real kind of grab baggy thing. Wait, this is a real grab baggy thing? Yes, the last part of grab baggy is this, which is at least two, possibly more, Garmin Fitbit type things that you put on your wrists

and it will GPS your run and your heart rate and it will tell your doctor that you're that much further away from death. Looks like definitely three. There's at least three in here, I think. That's actually a pretty cool gift. This is worth hundreds of dollars.

That's the least grab baggy thing. You set that up entirely wrong. You're using the Jon Hamm insult method for this grab bag. Yeah. Matt, let me put this out there now early. I was on set this morning at 6 a.m.

and drove here from... Oh, bragging. Oh. Working actor. It was on a Nickelodeon children's show Are we plugging now? Are we doing plugs early? Are you the child stunt double? Nope

It's a quick cut I think he had a beard there Yeah go back Go back quick cut where you're like, I think he had a beard there. It was pretty good. Yeah, go back. Go back. Pause it. He had a beard. No, I'm just doing stand-in work. I don't know what time this show started

or what time it's going to end. I'm a little tired is what I'm saying. Let's proceed. Okay, so Sam is on the record for being tired. But otherwise fine. And Trump is on the record for being tired. But otherwise fine. And Trump is on the record for the election is rigged. As long as we got that settled. On the record.

As long as we know that those things are happening. Thank you, John, for the backpack. Oh, I put it all right in there. Thanks, Popchips. Oh, and a bag from Total Wine and more. Okay, great. Hey, those... Good luck getting into American Beauty 2.

Oh. Never, great. Good luck getting into American Beauty 2. Never gets old. I just love the concept of good luck, bag. You got a lot of writing on you that probably is going to hurt you in the long run. But good luck, bag. It's a new Brian Regan routine. All right. I'm going to hurt you in the long run. But good luck, bag. It's a new Brian Regan routine. All right.

I'm going to top you all because limited edition. Oh, a white box. Pax Premium Vaporizer. What? Yes. For tobacco products only. Wink.

Wink. Podcast. Wink. Podcast wink. So all of this stuff, I'm going to put this in John's bag so that he gets in trouble for it. And all of this. That's not how it works at all. Yeah, Don Draper gave me this PAX officer. Why'd you steal it from the winner? All of this stuff is going to be won by somebody tonight.

Gentlemen, some folks in the audience brought some name tags, so we need you to select who you're going to play for. You need to physically go and grab a name tag from the person. And since this is a commercial-free episode, we'll just listen as that process plays out. It's pretty good turnout name tag wise for Los Angeles. A lot of folks don't

bother here. What's that in your hand right there, dude? It's a what? It's a fan? You should have written your name on it. I would have taken it. I'm wearing somebody would want a fan. Fans are important to all of us.

John Hamm got somebody's ID. There's some cheating going on there. Oh, my God. You were born in the 90s? Did they pass you a Finske when they gave that to you? They give you 10 bucks? It's void. They give you 10 bucks? It's void. Give you a 20.

It's an oldie. But yeah, that doesn't affect his birth date. 93. Oh, we got a 93 girl. Clinton, baby. All right, who are you playing for, Matt? I am playing for Two for the Maddie. It's, you know, the ill-fated Matthew McConaughey,

Doug Benson sports movie. I saw some pretty good name tags out there. It's almost like you were... I guess because you like... It's Matty, because you're Matt. Yeah, I thought, why not? I know I'm going to lose. I should lose for someone who put in no effort.

Well, that would be me, actually. Yeah, John, just a guy whipped out his own ID, and John snapped it up. B.D. Benjamin David. Or David Benjamin. I know that Don Draper is always looking for another identity. So it's a good thing you have that.

He is from... Okay. Weirdly fits. And he didn't write a shithead on the back of his ID, I'm sure. I'm sure it's got the second one. Oh, boy. So we'll suss that out later. Sam, who are you playing for?

I'm playing for Justin, glorious bastards. There you go. It's like he knew you were going to be here. No, he didn't, because there's no photo of me, just many photos of you, even as Bridget Von Hammersmark. Oh, okay. That looks pretty good. Sure, yeah.

He's got Jeff Tate and Paula Tompkins on this poster, so I'm definitely regretting this decision. Justin. Did anybody put Sam on their poster tonight? I was just going to give it. You did? Yes, I did. You want to change it up, Sam?

Yeah, I do. Oh, my. Never in the history of this game has that happened. Probably. Let's see what you're changing it for. Is that better? We've been lied to

Oh no Oh okay What is this? Yeah it's smart There's a name tag on each side Depending on who shows up But you went with Sausage Candy Sausage Candy

Your name better be Candy And you and Jeff Tate And Leonard Maltin and I Are all sausages We sure are I think her name's Candice Yeah Candice Judging by the Candice. Yeah, Candice. Judging by the Candice Bess Ventura.

Candice Ventura. Is it Candice? All right. Oh, fine, it's both of them. Everybody calls her Candy. Let's check in with the guy that you rejected. How are you doing over there? Do you want to exercise your Second Amendment rights on Sam?

Do you want to exercise your Second Amendment rights on Sam? I'm sorry, my friend. You know what? If I somehow win tonight, I'm going to give you $25 in Disney bucks. Wait, no. You'd be taking it out of the gift bag. No, no, no.

It's $25 in cash, but he can only spend it. Only. All right, I'll allow it. At Disneyland Tokyo. It's not actually owned by Disney. No. Weird. Sounds good to me.

Let's start with a game to determine who goes first in tonight's Leonard Maltin tournament. Oh, boy! The game before the game. I feel like as the only person to not make a dumb joke about that, I should just start first. Oh, that'd be a real time saver if I knew when we'd have...

This show needs to be finished, but I don't, so it's going to go for as long as it takes. Okay. Apologies to whatever's on after this. Fiddle faddle. Oh, fiddle faddle. Let's play... The first presidential debate.

Let's play Purple Rain Man. That's a game that about 28% of this crowd loves. And it's... Purple Rain Man. Obviously, the stars of Purple Rain Man would be Prince and Dustin Hoffman. I've mashed up a new title,

and I'll tell you the third build people, then the second build, then the first build people, and this new mashup title. Guess as often as you like. First one to guess correctly wins. Ready? Go.

Start guessing. All right. Third billed people in this movie mashup are Nicholas Holt and Sam Elliott. Mm-hmm. Okay. Second billed, Charlize Theron and Kelly Lynch. Okay, second build. Charlize Theron and Kelly Lynch. It's a movie title mashup.

I'll give you the top. Mad Max Fury Roadhouse? That's correct. Jon Hamm. Jon Hamm taking it home. Taking these other guys to the town Tom Hardy and Patrick Swayze

were the leads of course in Mad Max Fury Roadhouse so John Hamm gets to go first in the Leonard Maltin game tournament of championships

and then we'll go to first in the Leonard Maltin game tournament of championships and then we'll go to we'll go to Matt and then to Sam and then the Sam will be on top of this the order rotates each round I lost the top from my pen and it was like

it was serious code 5 is that a serious sounding thing? code 5 code 5 pen top gone It was serious. Code 5. Is that a serious sounding thing? Code 5. Code 5. Yeah. Pentop gone. Oh, no.

I'll get it back later. I know you will. I'll forget. Yep. We're playing to five points tonight, gentlemen. Oh, man. That's a lot of points. Yeah.

But, you know, I think in one of the tournaments, Sam might have gotten a five And left the other two people in the dust Like a one and two points or something I don't remember You remember Sam I really don't Well a lovely gentleman in the Atlanta area Whose name are Elton John

Elton John gave me this book To help make tonight happen Oh my god He gave me a book to help make tonight happen. Oh, my God. He gave me a book full of Leonard Maltin game movies so that I wouldn't have to use the dead Leonard Maltin app to make the game happen. So kudos to him. Wow.

And he should reach out to me so I can give him credit. Kudos, anonymous at Latonia. I'll give him credit in a later episode. And also, there's not enough categories probably to get through the whole game tonight, so categories will repeat, but initially at least you get to pick between three options. John, are you ready? Sure. Okay. Would you like a category called Mini Driver,

which is movies with either a mini driver or someone driving a Mini Cooper? Or both? Or would you like Lando or Sea? Lando or Sea? And that's movies that take place at C or have Billy Dee Williams in them. Or...

Number five is Barely Alive. Movies with Fisher Stevens where he's not anywhere near the top of the billing. Small roles for the great Fisher Stevens. Which one of those do you like, John? I feel like Fisher Stevens is in the news with being

on The Night Of. In a very small role. As the weird pharmacist. Is The Night Of that lives up to the hype? It's really good? I like it. Yeah, okay.

It's good. So, yes, sure. Okay. Fish. All right. His friends call him Fish. Let's go. I'm not his friend.

Number five is barely alive. So this has a lowly build Fisher Stevens in it. And I'll pick out a couple things from Leonard's review. He says about this movie... So hold on. Did this guy go through the whole book and kind of transcribe it? Not the whole book.

He picked certain movies, and then just put everything I would need to just... And then when did he mail that exact book to Sam? John, we talked about this. Sam had to travel to October 23, 19... I can't remember the right year, but to get a copy of the answers in this book

and memorize it. I mean, I know Sam works a lot, so he doesn't have a lot of time to study up, but he's like, this is impressive. There's a lot of money on doesn't have a lot of time to like study up but like he he's like this is impressive this guy's there's a lot of money on the line tonight right

you guys made a gentleman's bet backstage $45,000 in Disney dollars oh I know exactly who I would buy sorry John I don't spend all my time

sleeping with beautiful women making studio films. Just totally got you. You know I'm not my character, right? Sam is so indie. Sam is super indie. All right. What is the year on this film, please?

Oh, man, you're such a stickler. 2014. Stickler. Oh, man, you're such a stickler. 2014. 2014 is the year of this film that has Fisher Stevens in a lowly build role, even though he's the great Fisher Stevens. And Leonard calls this movie, he says this is a breathless farce.

It's an awful review. Wow. And he says that the story hopscotches across decades. Whoa. Yeah. And he lists 21 performers, 21 actors slash actresses that participated in this motion picture. Jon Hamm, how many names do you think you can get it in?

Out of 21. Five. He's going five. Whoa. Yeah. I have an idea. Crazy. He's got an idea.

About how to get out of here early. And back to that sweet ass beach volleyball tournament. Thanks, NBC. Hashtag butts. All right. The Olympics will be over by the time people are listening to this, though, so let's not talk about that anymore.

Let's not talk about all those poor people that died at the Olympics. Oh, no. Oh, no. From my mouth to God's mouth, that's not the Olympics. Oh, no. Oh, no. From my mouth to God's mouth. That's not the expression. All right.

It should be that expression, though. That sounds kind of amazing. From my mouth to God's mouth. Get it in your mouth, God. Blaspheme. He said five names, Matt. What do you say to that? Do you say name it?

Do you say... Do you go four, maybe? No, John. Three or two? So you're saying the five bottom names of the 21. He thinks he's got a good feeling. I gotta say John. Go nuts.

Name it. All right. Let me give him the five names just for protocol's sake. It will not matter. I'm totally going to guess the thing I thought it might have been. Yeah? You want to just guess right away? Yeah, Mordecai.

No. All right. Mordecai? 2014? Well, Mordecai was a breathless farce that spanned decades. It did? At the bottom of the cast list, Wally Wolodarski. Sure.

Then Fisher Stevens. Of course. Then Bob Balaban. Oh. Larry Pine. And Owen Wilson. That's the bottom five out of 21 names. And it was not Mordecai.

Sam? It was not Mordecai. Ah, it sounds animated to me. Okay. All right. Larry Pine from L. Okay. All right. Larry Pine from L.A. Law? Yeah. Right?

So Matt gets a point. Good job, Matt. Thank you. What is it? Is it... The motion picture is Grand Budapest Hotel. Yep. An animated movie.

Yep. Very animated. Oh, I took breathless to be a bad thing. People really move around a lot, and yeah. That movie has some breath. I thought it was. Breathless sounded negative to me. Every once in a while.

But maybe he meant it as a positive. Yeah. They take a breath. Who can tell? Oh, like he's breathless. Oh, it's so fun. This is amazing. I can't believe it.

Am I watching Fawlty Towers? That'd be a good mashup. I mean, come on. Farce. All right, so Sam's up first in this next round. And we'll go to John and then to Matt. We'll go to Matt for me. Okay.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir. You still don't get the rules of this. Neither do I. Eight years. It always goes the different way than I think It alternates But I count on people knowing who I'm wrong

Sam will tell you every time And sometimes he's wrong That's why it's fun That's why it's fun We're just friends having fun From your mouth to God's mouth From my ears to God's eyes mouth though. It's kind of hot. From my ears to God's eyes.

From your butt to God's nose. Sam, would you like Colors, Colors, Colors? Which is movies with a color in the title. Sounds so aggressive. That was Pretty nice. Sausage Party. That's movies featuring only men

listed in the cast. Okay. And how about Worst Guests. That's movies featuring T.J. Miller, Jeff Garlin or Harry Dean Stanton. Wow.

Harry Dean Stanton was one of your worst guests? He was not pleasant. Well, I listened to that app. I don't know. Let's go colors, colors, colors. Colors, colors, colors. All right. This is a movie with a color in the title.

Okay. Leonard Maltin. It's from 2000, let's say, 13. Let's say. Let's guesstimate that it was in the 2013 range. Okay. Leonard calls this movie fascinating. Yeah.

He also says this movie has flashbacks. Ooh. Yeah, so it sounds like a crazy movie. Sometimes movies do that. Yeah. Sometimes flashbacks are fascinating. And Leonard lists 11 names. How many names do you think you can get it in, Sam Levine?

I believe that I can do that in nine names. Nine names is a very smart bid because the clues were not good. Matt Myra. I mean, I'm going to go to seven names. He says seven names, John.

That's two names less than Sam said. Yeah, cut two names off. Understand how bidding works. Pretty solid bid. John, what do you want to do? You want to throw it back in his face, make him go for it? 2013? Do you want to shave?

I already shaved. 2013. This morning. Wow, that's impressive. No, I didn't. I'm kidding. I feel like he did you're just having

like a regular conversation whoa whoa what happened he said six okay he said six Johnny Hams you go ahead and name that movie

alright he gets six names Mordecai from the bottom up he said Mordecai one of them's gonna said Mordecai. One of them's going to be... Mordecai is a color in Serbian. You got to be careful, John.

Serbian Mordecai is a color. It's a weird shade of red and white. It's the color on the Serbian flag and it's called Mordecai. You learn a lot of things when you watch the Olympics, you guys. It's been fun. I watched a lot of water polo. the Olympics, you guys. It's been fun. I watched a lot of water polo.

Don't worry about it. 2013, John. All right. Yeah. This movie's got color in the title. Sure. It's fascinating. It's got flashbacks and the six people at the bottom of the cast list.

Of the 11 in it. Of the 11. There's more than 11 in it, probably, but of the 11 listed. Aiden Aronigaret. Don't worry about it. That one's not helpful. Max Casella. Tammy Blanchard.

Michael Stolbarg. Peter Sarsgaard. And Louis C.K. We're in this movie from 2013. What is it? For the point movie from 2013. What is it? For the point, Jon Hamm, what is it? Well, it's not the one I thought it was. Mordecai.

There isn't even a color in Mordecai. I've explained that, Doug. You weren't listening. Can't spell red without Mordecai. Exactly. Blah, blah, blah. Any guesses, John? Who challenged you?

Sam did? Okay. Sam's gonna get a point. No, I don't have any guesses. Sorry. Who challenged you? Sam did? Okay, Sam's going to get a point. No, I don't have any guesses, sorry. Alright. Would it help you if I said that Andrew Dice Clay was in this movie? Sure, Blue Valentine. Yeah. If I got the color right.

Blue Jasmine. Alright, so Sam gets the point. What was Blue Valentine? That's the Ryan Gosling, Michelle Williams. All right. Yeah. All right.

I was thinking blue. I was thinking blue rules. Sam must be really pumped up right now after that golf applause. Yes, thank you. Look, whether I get negative five or someone can't name the movie, the point value is the same. Oh, boy. Just saying.

I think it's... Oh, brother. Just saying. The scales there are off. But I'll take the point nonetheless. Somebody got up early today. I've been up since 4 This is awful

I feel terrible Why did you get up at 4 For a 6 o'clock call? Same question You guys I need a full You live in the valley No you don't

I need a full hour To wake up Shave my neck He needs to have Shave my neck He needs to do Some beard yoga I read TMZ

From the night before, see what happened while I was sleeping. Nothing. Nothing. I had to drive quite a bit. Traffic is bad in L.A. even at early hours. Four? No, it isn't.

Five. There were plenty of cars on the 405 at five this morning. All right, who was left out of that last skirmish? Matt Meyer was left out. All right, so Matt, you need to go first. Then we'll go to John. Nope. Ha ha ha ha!

All right. Matt, would you like... Run, Franco, run. The films where Franco Potente has to flee. Both of them. I didn't understand. Or would you like

book club movies based on novels? Ooh. Or Ice Knowing You movies where Val Kilmer doesn't get top billing. Oh, those are great. Two great categories. Two really great categories. Wait a second.

You're not into Run, Franca, Run? Nope. The films of Franca Potente, where she has to flee? mean i would pick it just to hear you say franca potente again franca potente but i think i'm gonna go books based on novels books made about novels wait books based on novels hang on Push by Sapphire. All right. I'm going to pick out a couple of clues.

Okay, first of all, it's based on a novel. It's from 1999. And, oh, this is a good clue. It's got flamboyant visuals. And it draws you in with its intriguing story and movie sure does

yeah I'm totally describing a movie visuals and a story that doesn't sound like a book at all have I been saying how many stars things have been getting no you haven't yet start over clean slate Are you saying how many stars things have been getting? No, you haven't yet. Start over. Clean slate.

Two stars. And Leonard lists a mere five names. Two stars, 99. Visuals. Story. On a book. It's got visuals. It's got story.

Is it a groove and feeling? And Well it's not grease Wait Is there any other Is there any other Are there any other words In his In his review

That you can read No They're all very Suggested Descriptive Uh huh Of what exactly This movie is

Which is what he tries To do in his reviews And there's nine Names And it's from 1999. Five names. Names from 1999. Well, Doug, I'm going to

need all five of those names. He's taking all five. He's taking the deep five, Sam. I'm going to say... Oh, no. Here it comes. Negative two? Oh, boy. I don't like that, John.

Somebody got his second wind. You hate when I say this, but there's a good chance I'm wrong. Evil laugh in the back. John, what are you going to do with that? Negative two. Can you go negative three on this movie from 1999 that's based on a novel? Sure.

You say negative three? Sure. Alright, Matt. What do you think of that? I think... Really, John? I think I could go... Hang on! Sam, I'm playing a game. Matt and I'm playing a game.

Matt and I are playing a game. I don't know what you're doing. Clearly. Whatever you're doing, it isn't cool. You are playing. But what I'm doing is awesome. All right. I mean, a point's a point.

You know. That's true. I listen to your whole theory about points. It's true, and in all my years playing. I guess if I don't get your whole theory about points. It's true. And in all my years playing... So I guess if I don't get a point on this one, oh, well. Yeah. No one's ever dumped points to me.

I've never been that lucky. John, I got to say, this negative three really intrigues me. It's a lot of effort for that point. I'm going to have to say, try and name that. Well, all right. I do actually have an idea, Sam. Okay. Just hang on before John starts. Mordecai wasn't a book.

What do you think? I don't think you know that for sure. I don't either. I don't either. I didn't know what neither did the people that made the movie. No. Boy, this is a wild

card shot. You gotta name the movie and then the top three billed people in the movie. Well, I was thinking because it had flamboyant style and visuals that it might have been a musical. Oh. But I guess I'm wrong. Yeah? So I was thinking Moulin Rouge. Okay, so who are the top three billed people in that?

Well, that would be Nicole Kidman. That's number one. Luke Skywalker guy, whatever. Obi-Wan Kenobi. Ewan McGregor. Okay, yeah, I'll accept that. Well, that would be Nicole Kidman. That's number one. And then Luke Skywalker guy, whatever. Obi-Wan Kenobi. Ewan McGregor. Okay, yeah, I'll accept that. Luke Skywalker guy. And then John Lenny Fama would be the third guy to play that. Johnny Legs. Johnny Legs, but he didn't have legs. As Toulouse-Lautrec, yeah.

It's a legit guess with three legit people. I really appreciate the effort you made, and it's completely wrong. Ah, dang it. Not even the right year. Oh, well, Sam rubbing it in. It's...

The movie is Fight Club. Oh. And of course, you know... Two stars? Brad Pitt and Edward Norton. Yeah, you know, Leonard's taste can throw you off because he doesn't love some of the classics.

From your mouth to Leonard's mouth? I would have preferred that we asked Sam if he knew it first and then... Yes, I did. Oh, whatever. I can say that too. He was on it. I know it now. Yeah.

All right, so Matt has two points. We exchanged about a negative three. Matt has two points. Thank you. Sam has one. Good job, Matt. John has none. But we start with Sam again,. Good job, Matt. John has none. But we start with Sam again, right?

Yeah, we sure do. Then we go to John. Sam and then Matt. Sam, would you like Douglas? The category is called Douglas, and it's remakes of movies that I was an extra in.

Oh. So the second time around, the movie was Douglas, because I was not in it. Remakes of movies that you were an extra in? Mm-hmm. Oh. Hot Tub Time Machine.

How old are you? Hot Tub Time Machine, that's movies with a hot tub. He was just in Spider-Man. Or time travel travel or both. Okay. And this one suggested by the dude from Atlanta that made this book for me.

Put your Hans together. And it's movies featuring Alan Rickman or Harrison Ford. Oh. Oh, that's a brilliantly named. That is a very clever. Wide swath of movies. He should go work on At Midnight with that pun action right there.

Hans. Pun action. Punction. We'll say that. Punction. That's some sweet hot function. Which one of those do you like, Sam? Sam is struggling. I will do

Put Your Hans Together. All right. I can name that category in three words. 1997 for this movie that has Alan Rickman or Harrison Ford in it. Three stars from Leonard. Was that the year of Moulin Rouge? No. No, it was not.

He calls it... What was Moulin Rouge? 2001. Really? Pre-911, simpler time. I guess so. No No it was not He calls it What was Moulin Rouge? 2001 Really? Pre-9-11 Simpler time I guess so I was thinking about other stuff

Leonard says this movie is supercharged Yep And he says That This movie requires the usual suspension of disbelief Yeah Suspend your disbelief at the door With this one

Uh-huh Twelve names How many names can you get it in, Sam? Negative two He says negative two How many stars? Three stars It's a three-star movie

It's a three-star movie But it's supercharged God, I hate that I would have to go... Supercharged. Three-star supercharged. You better suspend your disbelief. Yeah. Right at the door.

And he says... It doesn't say the door. Sam's out of the gate with negative two. It's unprecedented. And that goes top. He has to say it is... He's got to say the top-billed person or the second-billed person. And then someone else.

He's been given a negative one already with the category choice. Those guys don't do movies. They're not top building. Right. But more at least. Well, yeah. Yeah. But come on, Matt.

Norbis. What are you going to do? Is it Norbit? He says, I got to get an Eddie Murphy game into this At some point Because it'd be like Eddie Murphy, Eddie Murphy, Eddie Murphy Eddie Murphy

Eddie Murphy 1997 And there are how many names Again, Doug, I'm sorry 12 names 12 names Sam's going negative two You can name the top two

Three stars Peeps And he says what again? Supercharged Supercharged 12 names and... Sam's going negative two. We'll name the top two. Three stars. Peeps. And he says what again? Supercharged? Supercharged and requires the usual suspension of disbelief. And he negative twos it. I feel like I could also negative two this,

but I could not negative three it. I feel like I could negative two it too. Now I'm trying to think if I can negative three that motherfucker. You might not get a chance though. You'd have to go negative four if Matt bids higher. I'm going to say negative three. He's going negative

three. Sam is out the door. Well, no idea if he's coming back. There he is. He came back. He came back. Out one door into the other. He got a bag. It's over his head. Those are not toys. That might be a clue.

He's redoing a scene from season one of Mad Men. I was really hoping we'd actually play the game tonight. Oh! Shots fired out of your mouth to God's mouth. That's what we were doing. Playing a game, Sam.

Alright, so Matt goes negative three, so Jon Hamm, what do you say? He says negative four, Sam. Wait, no, you're not doing this right. You're not doing this right at all. Hey, Jon, get him to name that movie. No, Jon, no. All right, so Jon.

I thought you were going to do it. Yeah, I know what you thought. He has to. Jon, no. He caught your bluff. Yeah, I know what you thought. It has to... John, no! He caught your bluff! Yeah, I don't know. He really played you. Do you not have any idea?

No. Okay. Do you want to guess the name of a movie that has Alan Rickman or Harrison Ford in it? You were supposed to tell me, and then I was going to guess it. Well, I guess a lot. I know a lot of movies with those guys in them.

Do it. Yeah, so just name one that has one of those guys in it. From the 90s? 97 to be specific. I guess I know a lot of movies with those guys in them. Do it. Yeah, so just name one that has one of those guys in it. From the 90s? 97 to be specific. I don't know. Air Force One was Harrison Ford. He was the president. He said, get off my plane.

Actually, he said, get off my plane. Who was second billed in that? Yeah, and who was third billed? I don't know. Who was the president in that movie? Well, the vice president. Was she? Excuse me.

Harrison Ford, the president. Who was the lady in that movie? The lady president? Yeah. Well, Hillary Rodham Clinton. Oh, yeah. Oh, you are so close. Yeah. Third billed was Glenn Close.

Yeah. And fourth billed was the great Dean Stockwell. But you were right. Air Force One. I could have done it! Oh, no! Did a short thing get pulled away from you for bullshit reasons, Matt?

Sam is on the board with another point. So he was already on the board. Two for Sam, two for Matt. I feel a big comeback from John, though. He's taking chances. He's playing loose. I can't believe it was actually Air Force One.

I thought that movie came out a long time ago. It did. It was 19 years ago. It was a pretty long time ago. Your buddy Ben Katz He was four He was four Not a lot of help out there

From Ben Katz on that one probably Alright so It was a summer release I was just checking when his birthday was So we start with Matt and then we go to John Sam Yeah He's just doing another mess with you guys release. I was just checking when his birthday was. So we start with Matt and then we go to John. Yeah. He's just doing it out of misery, guys.

John, would you like the 19th hole? You're starting with Matt. No, but I still want to know what John wants. Okay, fair enough. Matt, 19th hole? Yep. That's movies that take place... That's movies about golf or human centipedes.

One and the same! Four seasons. That's movies directed by Alan Alda or with a season in the title. And then your third option would be Four Letter Word. And that's movies that have four letters in the title.

That only have four letters. Only four letters is the whole title. And a funeral. I gotta go 19th Hole. I'm a big fan of golf. Golf or... I like golf and movies. I'm thinking of one right now.

Sam's next? Yes, sir. 1980's the year. Two stars from Leonard. Ugh, Leonard. Yeah. He says about this movie that destruction

is a substitute for humor. Yeah. And that it was followed by a sequel. It sure was. I'm going to be clear on that. I said sequel, not squeak-quel. Although... Hang on a second.

Did you say skeekle no I said sequel squeekle not no not what you said ten names uh huh listed by Leonard

how many can you get it in uh who is top uh I can go oh well you know I might as well say I can name it. Who's after me? Sam?

Sam's next. Oh, well. Yeah. Oh, well. Sam, I bet, could go pretty deep. I bet you could really get his goat with a negative four or five. I wonder what I'll say but I gotta leave I gotta leave room

for some some bargaining on this end of the table because if I say to Sam Sam I can name that movie in in in

negative two names. That's my bid. You're getting into difficult waters. That's my bid. That's his bid. He says negative two, Sam. That's a good bid.

Yeah, but here comes Sam's bid. I'm going to say three, negative three. He says negative three names. I'm going to say four. John says negative four. Matt. John says negative four Matt Wow Well John I see what you're doing here

I'm gonna have to go negative five What? Matt name that movie Yeah so Matt I don't know if this What, you don't think I can do this? I don't think this seems smart strategically I thought it would be Johnny's

I think I'm going to give the point to Sam Sam gets the point? Well, no, he has a chance I'm guessing he's going to I have a chance Yes, you have a chance I don't think I can do five So tell us the movie

And the top five billed people Starting with number one It's Caddyshack Who's number one? Number It's Caddyshack. Who's number one? Number one in Caddyshack is, I feel like coming hot off the heels of the Mary Tyler Moore show, Ted Knight's going to get top billing on that. Okay, that's a theory. Who would follow after that?

After your Ted Knight's, you go with your... Wait, what? Guys, I'm busy over here. I didn't know how many... Oh, I see. You got Roddy Dangerfield. You put him in the two slot? I'd throw him in the two slot. All right, who's number three?

I'd go with William F. Murray. Bill Murray? Yep. There's no reason to be so formal and then who's after that? Well, you know Leonard.

He's pretty crazy like that. I'd go with that Baby Ruth bar. The Baby Ruth bar that they find in the pool and that he eats and says no big deal.

Just the Baby Ruth bar. That's interesting. It would get such high billing. Well, the crazy thing about it was the sales spikes. There's a lot of caddies in that movie. There's a lot of shacks. Here's the problem with this. I'm already out of order.

So I've lost. Yeah, you've already blown it a bunch of ways. Sam could not be happier. The top bill is Chevy Chase. Cheddar Chase. Then Roddy Dangerfield. Why did I completely forget Chevy Chase. Then Roddy Dangerfield. Why did I completely forget Chevy Chase was in Caddyshack?

Why did I completely forget that man was in Caddyshack? Maybe now a candy bar gets higher build. But not back then. Not then. Not then. Does it go Chevy?

Ted Knight? Susie said five. You're in danger because there's no way you're coming with Michael O'Keefe. Does it go Chevy? Ted Knight? Then Dangerfield? Susie said five, you're in danger because there's no way you're coming with Michael O'Keefe. Sure, Michael O'Keefe. Yeah, and then Bill Murray. Wow. Bill was way down because he didn't have a big part. Yeah, he just showed up to get the go for it.

What about Jackie Mason? That's Caddyshack 2. Caddyshack 2. The 12th Bill name in the film. So much fun when this happens. Chuck E. Rodent. I love I love. I love.

I wish someone had just given one name so we could remember. He played the gopher. Yeah, he was the gopher. God damn it. And the movie was originally called Gopher Day. And every day, Bill Murray would wake up and try to kill the same gopher. So what's the score, Doug? Sam just got another point. He's up to three. Three to nothing. Oh! Yeah. trying to kill the same gopher. So what's the score, Doug?

Sam just got another point. He's up to three. Three, two, nothing. John, don't you have a point? No. I mean, I had a point, but I forgot what it was. You have a point. He has a point.

He almost had air points. He's had a lot of reasonable suggestions, but he hasn't won a point. And who was in that skirmish? It was me and Matt, so it starts with John. So it starts with John, then comes to Sam. John, would you like Google Maps? That's movies that take place on multiple continents. Or would you like nothing on that page?

Would you like F? You want to show the whole page to Sam or just F bombs? That's movies that Leonard gave the letter, gave the bomb writing to begin with the letter F. Oh, that's a good. In this case, the bomb is bad. Not like I Not like great. In this case, the bomb is bad, yes.

It is da bomb. Google Planet. F bomb. I'm going to get a third one here. I feel it. I feel it coming. Captain Kangaroo Here we go

Might just be a mystery one Because I didn't write enough of these A lot of pages Here we go Yeah That was very thorough Those of you listening at home Or

Third category Mystery category Can you just call it potpourri Doug? Mystery category. Ooh. Can you just call it potpourri, Doug? Potpourri. Potpourri. Yeah, potpourri. Which one of those do you want, John?

Not the first one. Google Planet. Google Earth. Google Maps. Google Times. All right. Googleville. This movie is... On multiple...

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You said multiple continents or countries? Continents, yeah. It's an important distinction, people. It is. 2012 is the year it's from, and Leonard Maltin calls this movie German. It's not an opinion.

He calls it German. It's a German production. German. And he also says that it's flawed but wildly ambitious. And he lists 13 names. How many names do you think you can get it in,

John? Continents. 2012. 12. 2012. 12. German. Strong opening bid. Sam. 11.

He says 11, Matt. I have to say 10. Right? Name it. Oh. Wow. I just don't have any idea. I mean, I love

everything about Germany and Germans. Everything. I can't think of a single thing about Germany. It's my heritage, so I just can't. There's a small town in southern Germany, Hamburg.

Right, right, right. But I cannot think of one movie It was a small town in southern Germany. Ham. Right, right. Hamburg. Right, right, right. Germany. You know the Germans. Yeah, I have. But I cannot think of one movie in 2012 that was just German. German. Straight up German. All right. You ready, Matt?

Yeah, give me ten names. You get ten names. Oh, good boy. That's a lot of names. Probably won't help you. Out of 13, right? Yeah. I bet they're German.

David Gies. I love him. Zhu Jun. Oh. James DeArcy. Keith David. The great Keith David. Ben Whishaw.

Oh, I like Ben. Duna Bay. I don't. Jim Sturgis. Yep. Hugh Grant. Oh, I know this one. Susan Sarandon.

And Hugo Weaving. Are your 10 out of 13 names in this movie that takes place on multiple continents? I had no idea. Flawed but wildly ambitious? Cloud Atlas was German. Cloud Atlas is the answer. So, John, this is yours to lose. I got it at Wishaw.

Because you have no points. And Sam and Matt have three each. Well, we're going to five. We're going to five, yeah. I want to just high-five you. This is the first correct answer we've had tonight. No, it is. It's not quite.

That's the first correct answer? It's true. You know, this is not a game of correct answers. That's true. Apparently. All right. I got Air Force One right. That's true. You kind of almost got it right. You got Caddyshack right. Apparently. I got Air Force One right.

That's true. You kind of almost got it right. Caddyshack, right? Almost. Really thrown off by the fact that he said German. Yeah. Why was that movie so German? Because the Wachowskis probably can only get funded by Germans that have too much money.

They're like, oh, I love Jupiter Ascending. Here's more money. It's one of those deceptive clues that I love to throw out there because it's... Was it literally like, did you pull that out of a thing where you said like, like German, it's a hard language to understand.

Or you just said German? The first thing Leonard does when a movie is not of American origin is list the... Yeah, country. What are some other habits of Leonard? He likes to

wake up two hours before a call. Do his beard yoga. I have lines to learn today. Who challenged you on that one, Sam? Sam challenged me. Sam starts us off. Yeah. Then we go to John.

Sam? Yes? Would you like the category Squeakwools? That's a movie with a number and an animal in the film. Whoa. Kangaroo Jack 2. The search for Curly's gold. Kangaroo Jack 2. The search for

Curly's gold. It's a possibility. Or would you like Clint Westwood? That's westerns directed by Clint Eastwood. Okay. These are tough categories. They are. For tough competitors. It would have been better if it was just when Clint Eastwood went to

UCLA. I thought it was going when Clint Eastwood went to UCLA. I thought it was going to be movies that Clint Howard rented out of Redbox on the west side. Or Four Star General. That's war movies that Leonard gave four stars. Whoa. I will take Clint Westwood, please. All right. Clint Eastwood Westerns.

From 1992. I can't think of one. Yeah. There it is. What? He says this movie is a powerful examination of morality. Boy. Sounds great.

And hypocrisy. Those are your two clues. Negative two. Oh, shit. John, he says negative two. I'm sure he does. I think I know what you're going to say. I'm sure he does. I'll say negative three. I'm not dumb.

We all know the movie.. We all know the movie. We do all know the movie. Yeah, but... And most of us know the first two people in it. Only I know the third. Whoa! Whoa! Woo!

I think I do. I'll mouth it to you. John, I got to say name? Oh, well, great. Name it and i didn't think you were gonna call him a bluff no i think you have this well who do you think as as sam sees who do you think are the top three i think it's i think clint eastwood is probably top build what's the movie called unforgiven and then and then who's second build uh called? Unforgiven. And then who's second billed? Morgan Freeman.

And then who's third billed? Third! I have to say... For me... I don't know what that is. I can't read what you're saying. Don't cheat. What?

Don't cheat, Sam. Oh, really? You leave me no choice. Wait a minute. No, he's playing fair. Come on. I legitimately thought What am I going to do?

Catch the train up to Mooseport after this? Welcome to Mooseport. Ray Romano. G. Oh-O. Oh. Oh. Yeah. He tricked me.

I knew that. I was trying to think of his name. And that would be? Gene Hackman. Why would you know that I know the people in Welcome to fucking Moose Port? Why would you think I wouldn't know Gene Hackman? I just wanted you guys to do some bits. It was Gene Hackman's final movie.

Could have been Royal Tenenbaums, which would have been great. Wait, Gene Hackman's last movie was Welcome to Mooseport? That's correct. It wasn't the shitty war one with Owen Wilson where he's behind enemy lines? No, that was way earlier. Was it? Way earlier. I think it was 2001.

Look it up. Top building unforgiven. Gene. Clint. Eastwood. Clint Eastwood. But then, yes. Then it's Hackman.

Then second build, Gene Hackman. And then third build, Morgan Freeman. That's where I was going. So Matt Myra gets the point. So wait, what? Oh, man.

Why didn't I say three? I don't know, guys. I had the billing correct in my head. I didn't. Yeah. But I would have put Chevy Chase ahead of a candy bar. Well, I just think back to that time that Clint Eastwood yelled at that chair that he thought was a black man. I don't think, John, I don't think it matters.

He's not second billing a black man. That's got to be third billing Morgan Freeman. Let's be honest. Let's not forget about that. All right, so this is pretty intense right now. Matt's got four points. Sam's got three. The less said about John, the better.

But a comeback now would be pretty spectacular we'd be here for a while too so where do we start this time with Sam again and this time we go to Matt and Sam would you like the passed over earlier

mini driver category the movies with mini driver category. The movies with mini driver or someone drives a mini Cooper or both. Lando or C. Movies that take place at C or have Billy Dee Williams in them. Or for your third option

you can do Worst Guests. Movies featuring T.J. Miller, Jeff Garlin or Harry Dean Stanton. I'll take the mini driver worst guests movies featuring T.J. Miller, Jeff Garlin, or Harry Dean Stanton? I will take the mini driver category.

All right. I'm picturing Sam driving. It's true. It's true in the short cut. In the stunt car on Nickelodeon's lot. That's right.

Three stars from Leonard for this movie from 2003. He says it's fun from start to finish and that there's an array of colorful, well-drawn characters. He lists eight of them. He gives eight people billing. How many do you think you can name it in, Sam? I can probably do it. Oh, here we go.

In negative three. Negative three, he says. Sam. It goes to John next, right? No, it's to you, Matt. I gotta say name it, Sam. You do? Yeah. Negative three, 2003?

Colorfully drawn characters? All right. I don't know that movie. I don't even know this movie. All right, well, I mean, your strategy you were using earlier, you've abandoned, apparently. I don't want to call that a strategy.

We've gone off that strategy several times. Okay. Not that I'm calling it a strategy. No, that's why Sam is poised to be tied with four to four, Matt. I don't want to tell you to do the jerk thing right now, but it seems pretty obvious to me.

You already said name it. I'm going to stick to my what I said name it. Let's stick with it. I think he's going to go out of order here. Oh, that's what you think. Do you even have any idea what the movie is? Not a fucking clue.

All right. The only mini-driver movie I can think of is GoldenEye, and she's an extra. No, it's the other part. Yeah. It's the other part, right? Is that what you're thinking? Yeah, probably. I believe that the movie is The Italian Job.

Oh, I could have done that. Starring... I knew that. You forgot the second part of the thing. I completely forgot about the second aspect of this thing. Yeah. You forgot the second part. I completely forgot about the second aspect of this thing. And here's the catch. I may very well get this billion.

You very well may get it wrong. In which case, the victory is yours and well earned, sir. Alright, good luck. I think he's got to get it wrong. You got to go bottom to top? No, I got to go top three. I have it in my head. I know what the top three to top? No, I've got to go top three. You've got to go top three, starting with the top one.

I have it in my head. I know what the top three are. Who's number one, Sam? Mark Wahlberg. Who's number two? Ed Norton. Who's number three? Charlize Theron.

No. Matt Myra is our winner tonight. There you go. It is Charlize. Is Charlize second? It goes Mark, Charlize, then Ed, and then Nora. All right.

There you go. So exciting. What a finish. I am thrilled to lose that way. An earnest guess. Yeah. You went out. You came so close to sticking the landing,

but now there's bones just jutting out of your leg, and there's some blood, and there's some crying. But you'll walk a few days after. But you'll be walking again soon. You'll have Olympic silver. Thank you, Sam, for that exciting finish. Matt Myra is officially the one and only

Doug Loves Movies Super Duper Tournament of Championships winner. Hashtag Super duper tournament of championships winner. Hashtag super duper TOC. I feel good

because I guessed one movie right during this round. You did. Sam, I didn't want to go out by icing you like that. I'm glad that it paid off. It was a spectacular finish.

So you guessed that he might get the order wrong, which could happen to anybody any time. Well, I forgot about the Mini Cooper aspect. Right, right, right. That was pretty much the giveaway. Yeah, so that movie is Mini Coopers all day and all night. Mini Drivers film catalog. And then I was like, 2003, she wasn't acting.

Can I tell you a dirty secret? What? I've never seen the movie. The Italian Job? The first one? I've seen the first one, not the remake. I saw the remake in the theater. I enjoyed it.

Who's fourth build, Sam? Seth Green. I couldn't tell you. I didn't see the movie. Who would you say, though, if you had to guess? Brian Dennehy? No. Matt was right.

He said Seth Green. So I've decided that Matt is our champion tonight. I second that. I second that. Yeah, and you're playing for Matt also, right? Yes, I am playing for Matt. So Matt, come get your prizes.

Justin, glorious bastards. Hey, Justin, there you go. Nothing lost. Nothing gained. Nothing lost. I have to say, I feel like the switch Of the signs was a harbinger Of bad things to come He does not get his shithead read, correct? No, he does not Changing your horses midstream there

Really affected the karma No, the race has not begun yet What's the shithead for the ID guy? Where's he at? Oh, that's a good one. That's a real good one. And there's probably one on the back of this one, right? That's a fancy ID.

No. Oh, she's got it on a separate piece of paper. Wait, Candy, take this. Oh, okay. Okay. All right, we've got a couple of interesting ones. Matt Myra, do you got anything to promote? Anything that's happening a week or more from now?

A week or more from now? No, I mean, I did this Star Trek 50 years documentary that's floating around. It's on the History Channel, aired Sunday of this week, but they'll be re-airing it, so I'd say check that out. Yeah, watch that. Watch him nerd out about Star Trek. Jon Hamm,

what's going on, man? Oh, gosh, Doug, where to begin? Um... We really want to help you with your fledgling career, if there's any way we can push you out there. I heard they canceled your show. Is everything

alright? You need to borrow some money? I'll be okay, I guess. and push you out there. It's why I'm tired. I heard they canceled your show. Is everything all right? It's fine. You need to borrow some money? I'll be okay. Okay, cool, bro. I guess. So what are you up to? You're teaching the world to sing. What else you got going on?

I have a movie coming out in movie theaters near you starring myself and Zachary Galifianakari called Keeping Up with the Joneses. That'll be out October 21st. And I'm here and there. Looks very fun. I'm excited to see it. It'll be out October 21st. And I'm here and there. Looks very fun. I'm excited to see it.

It's going to be fun. Yeah, sure. Who directed that? A young man named Greg Mottola. Oh, he's very funny. So the cast is rounded out by Wonder Woman herself, Gal Gadot, and Isla Fisher. And we play neighbors in Hilarity and Suze. I can't wait to see this movie.

I'm excited about this. Me either. in Hilarity and Suze. I can't wait to see this movie. I'm excited about this. Me either. It's Neighbors meets Mr. and Mrs. Smith. If things had to meet. Mr. and Mrs. Jones.

What? Keeping up with the Joneses. What do you got coming up, Sam? I have a spectacular streaming series called Crunch Time, which is going to be on the RoosterTeeth.com Is it about cereal? It is not about cereal. No cereal

is involved. Is it about packing materials and stepping on them? Nope. Nope. Quick, Doug, what are other things? The crunch. Is it sponsored by the Nestle Corporation? Nope. Nope. The things get really crunchy. Keep guessing by the Nestle Corporation? No. The things get really crunchy. Keep guessing, guys. You're so warm.

Is it about a gym? Man, when you zig, he zags. It's a sci-fi comedy. It's on Roosterteeth.com streaming starting September 11th. Never forget.

And... Too soon. And it's... That's what she said. You can get a month free subscription to roosterteeth.com. Do I gotta pay for this? Yeah, it's behind a $4.99 a month paywall.

Oh, well, if they only want $5. But if you sign up on... It's gonna be real. Rooster Teeth does a lot of great stuff. They do really great stuff. You can see the whole... the first four episodes

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for all my upcoming dates. One more time for Matt Myra, Jon Hamm, and Sam the Ma'am Levine. A.K.A. Lil Wolverine. Matt Myra is forever the Leonard Maltin champion. That also means that he gets to live in Leonard Maltin's house.

I forgot to mention that. Yeah, he's got like a guest room that you can have. But it sounds like he gets up really early. He's got all that beard yoga. Yeah, he's got like a guest room that you can have. But it sounds like he gets up really early. He's got all that beard yoga. Yeah. And as always, Jared Fogle is a shithead. Yeah.

It's about time somebody shit on that guy. And dogs with eye infections are a shithead.