Doug Loves Movies - Super Tournament of Championships 3

Episode Date: June 13, 2015

Recorded live at the NerdMelt Showroom in Los Angeles, California on June 14, 2015. Scott Aukerman, Geoff Tate, and Samm Levine compete.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, squeaky babies, sticky seats with 50 azotop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, but Doug loves movies. Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. We love movies! You know what that one just said to me? We're all special as individuals. We all have talent,

because people went a lot of different ways with that one. Coming to you from the Nerd Melt showroom at Meltdown Comics on Sunday, June 14th, 2015, at 420-ish. Yes. Thank you to everyone here in attendance and to everyone who pays two bucks to listen to this episode. Be sure to check out my other

podcast, Doug Loves Minis, Getting Doug with High, Dining with Doug and Karen, and the occasional Benson interruption. I'm going to do a couple more of those this year. As promised and advertised, today's episode is the final installment of the Super Tournament of Championships. With three of the finest Leonard Maltin game players in all the land.

Yes, please give a big warm welcome. I'm hoping they're ready because that wasn't a very long wind-up. Please welcome Scott Aukerman, Sam Levine, and Jeff Tate. Hi. Scott Alpha Man in the alpha seat that's the spot yeah how you doing buddy I'm the new alpha

it's Scott Aukerman everybody thank you that was a Jurassic World reference yes you love movies I thought you would get it

well I think of all three of my guests on the show tonight as my assets. And if you break free, I will chase you down until you murder me. I put the ass in asset. I've always been told that. What'd you bring for the prize bag? It's pretty awesome, I think. I brought one of the greatest Superman stories ever written, Alan Moore's Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow, which greatly influenced our final Reggie episode of the TV show. We ripped off some of the structure of it and tried to make the doorbell sound exactly like what it says in there, which is clang clang.

A damn clanging doorbell. You've been on At Midnight before, right? They give you these delusious cookies, and I put them in the prize bag. I hang on to them in my hot apartment for a few weeks. Generally just fart around them. And I fart a lot around them. But they're wrapped, and they're so full of preservatives, it's not going to matter. I've also brought a hat from the film festival that I attend every year at Traverse City, Michigan.

The Traverse City Film Festival. I.O. Last year was the 10th. 10 says 10. But I.O. was a good guess. And it was the 10th anniversary. But when I wear it, you know, you can wear this and when people say, why does it say 10 on your hat? You can say, because I'm perfect.

And it's fun. Jeff Tate is here, everybody. He brought just a dazzling array of items for the prize bag. Yes, I did. A guy gave you a t-shirt to give to me to either wear or put in the prize bag. I'm putting it in the prize bag. Yes, I did. A guy gave you a t-shirt to give to me to either wear or put in the prize bag. I'm putting it in the prize bag.

It's like Budweiser, but it's changed to marijuana. Right? That sort of thing will never stop being clever. Did I say stop or start? It's a very comfortable shirt. Yeah, it is. It's really nice. It's very comfy.

And I'm sure the guy's got lots of other designs. We don't have to love all of them. What is this, Jeff? Those are shorts, Doug. It's a pair of shorts from the parade this afternoon. There's a parade today? Yeah. Why do they say Las Vegas

on them? Because don't look inside. Because what happens in Las Vegas shorts? Stays right in there. If you look inside there, it's the Hangover 2. Was that one in Vegas?

No. Oh, okay. These guys know their movies, this audience. We've got a couple of my albums are going to be in the bag, and then a lighter from Chameleon Glass. What else is in your thing, Jeff? Oh, there's more? Yeah.

Yeah, there's another shirt. What's this shirt do? That shirt is, it says Bloomington, Indiana on it. Oh, okay. My mom calls it Bloomies. Are you still referencing your Friends episode from 8 million years ago? Dude, when that fucking thing got on Netflix, my Twitter feed all day long is a picture of me from Friends

and the caption, You were on Friends? It's constant. People won't shut up about it. I didn't know you were on Friends and I started watching it on Netflix at night when I get stoned and then out of nowhere

you were on Friends. It really blows people's minds. It was very confusing sort of how much pot did I make this happen? And of course, you guys, Sam the Ma'am Levine. Oh, thank you.

A.K.A. the next Wolverine. It's official. It's official. Hugh Jackman is stepping down. There's no other way to turn than to bust out a little Wolverine. The claws are out. Yeah, you're getting your facial hair ready.

Just a couple of shaved areas and you're good. Yep, ready to do this thing. It's been too long, by the way. Will you promise me that if you make it to the super duper tournament of championships that you will show up with a Wolverine beard? Perhaps. Guys, if I commit to it now, it won't be a surprise.

You know what? It would be to me. What'd you bring for the bag, Sam? Oh, I brought some great DVDs and a book. Okay. In no particular order. You got Sarah Silverman's Jesus is Magic. That's terrific.

Always good. Good stuff. You got Cheech and Chong's Still Smokin'. There it is. I believe the cinematic classic, Roadhouse. Yeah, I can't believe Roadhouse. I might have to keep this one. Yeah.

Don't blame me, Doug. Why were you rubbing it against your nipples? It's just a sexy-ass movie. Remember the scene where a fight breaks out because the guy's like, can I touch your titties for $50? Then he touches them and then puts the money back in his wallet or something.

And then they all start punching each other. It's crazy. The double deuce is right here on the cover. You know why it's called that? Why is that? Because nobody gives two shits about that place. And what is this book? See, here's the thing. Sometimes in your travels as an actor, people just give you things hoping you'll read them.

Now it's your responsibility. And now, I bequeath that honor to whomever gets this bag. It is a charming novel about Nazi Germany and I think a Jewish girl who maybe dates a Nazi soldier. I don't know. It's called Through Maria's Eyes

and if you win it, I invite you to let me know how far you got into actually reading it. how far you got into actually reading it. How far you got into the parking lot before you threw it in the garbage. Yep. It sounds like a real

Nazi Germany, Romeo and Juliet story. Yeah. To escape the Nazis, she became someone else. Oh. What if she dressed up like Hitler? I'm actually, yeah.

I think she became a Nazi. You know what? On second thought, give me that thing back. Now I'm into it. That sounds like how everyone escaped the Nazis. They just pretended they weren't Jewish. Did you just pull out the bottom of the bag, hoping it was another prize? Also in the bag, the bottom of the bag. We've got a nice bag bottom for you.

All of that. The bag ass. All of that is going to... It's two bags, essentially, of amazing stuff for your garage. And compost heap. Oh, and also, I'm not going to throw these into the audience

because we've got other things to do today, but somebody brought a whole bag of Frosted Mini Donuts, Donettes, and I'm going to put them in the prize bag, too. So all of that's going to be somebody's at the end of today's Super Tournament of Championships. It's been a long time in the making, but at the end of this performance today, at the end of this competition,

one of you gentlemen is moving on to the Super Duper Tournament. How is it the final thing if someone's moving on? It's the final round of the Super Tournament. But then once you do the Super Duper, does it start all over again? Super Duper is just one event. Yeah, it's just one thing.

It'll be one of you guys against Matt Myra and Jon Hamm. That's going to be at the Hollywood Bowl? I think so. I heard they're open on Christmas Day. We might be able to jump in there. We might be able to hop the fences and do a show. Yeah, so that's going to come up whenever Jon Hamm and Matt Myra and whoever wins today are available.

Whenever Jon Hamm is available. Yeah, exactly. You're a busy boy. You're all busy boys. I suppose if you guys really want to hear that round, everyone should root for me. My schedule's wide open. I don't think who people root for today is really going to

affect the outcome of the match. I think you tend to know the answer or not. Well, no, I get a lot of strength from the audience. Alright. Well, I thought it would be fun. I don't. I don't.

Well, I thought it would be interesting to not let the listeners know, but just by a show of hands, who we're rooting for today. If you could only pick one person, raise your hand if that one person is Scott. I could see some hands. Not going to say how many. Hey, cool up. Jeff, who's rooting for Jeff?

Okay, I said hands, and you did it with your mouth. There's a few. Maybe she has mouths on her hands. Have you ever thought about that? I want to point out that everyone sitting behind the lights had their hands up. There was a lot of people. It's funny that I'm acting like I can count

the hands and half the crowd is in the dark. And Sam, how many people are into Sam? I think some of you voted twice, but that's cool. It's nicely rounded out. How many people did not raise their hands at all for any of that? That's what I thought. Front row is terrified of you guys.

They don't know who to vote for. They can't pick sides this close. But let's go ahead and jump right to the game because we're going to play a Leonard Moulton game to five points. First person to five points. So let's get our name tag sorted. Gentlemen, pick out the name tag that speaks to you. Oh, there he goes.

Frazier Sucks might have been the clarion call that Jeff needed. There's no commercials in this episode because you pay two bucks to see it, so we have to suffer through the name tag choosing process. Jeff Tate got his fast. There's a leg lamp over there from Christmas Story. Scott picked a front row. I'll just take that. All right.

Well, good job, everybody. You all brought name tags, which I appreciate. What do you got there, Scott? Who are you playing for? I got a gigantic Lego thing. Is your name on it? Your name actually is Derek. And it's a building, and it's the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good.

It took Derek four hours to build, he said. Which seems light. I love that people are pitching their name tags with a story, you know, like, this costs $4. This ruined my Saturday. What day did you do this? Yesterday. Okay, so a Saturday. Late at night, in the afternoon, early morning?

So not four hours consecutively, but one here, one there. You need to take a nap. All right. Looks like hard work. Have you ever built a whole building, Scott? You have to take a nap halfway through. I didn't know what you were talking about at first, and that question was the weirdest question anyone's ever asked me.

You're holding a building. I know. I didn't relate it back to this. So your name is Derek. Good job. Who are you playing there for, Jeff? I'm playing for Kelsey. And she said, Frazier sucks.

And so that's my siren call. That must be tough for her to say with a name like Kelsey. Nope. She got it. That's me and her right there. And then down here is the other Jeff Tate and Kelsey Grammer's dumb face. And it's a suck it name stealers. Right? These two jerks stole names.

Also, it took her a whole week and her husband left her. So it had a real good back story. Probably a little better than this Lego thing Scott has. This cost $8. All right. If I lose, by the way, Derek, I'm smashing this. Is that all right? Oh.

Let's put it in the middle of Sunset Boulevard. That's bad. That'd be dangerous. That's what she said. Let's put it in the middle of Sunset Boulevard. It's funny to say that's what she said about something that sounds like it could be a euphemism, but isn't. That's what she said. Beating up my own game.

The Sam Levine story. After tonight. It's true. It's true. That's old trash talk. I know. I welcome the trash talk. You know I do.

Oh, for real? Yeah. Another name that Sam could use for his biography is Boxed Out. That's right. Because he doesn't like being boxed out. Boxed out. The mathematical elimination. Who are you playing for? I'm playing for

Brian, who has handed over to me what is actually probably worth a good deal of money. It's an original Wolverine action figure from the early 90s in the box. Wow. Yeah. It says Sam the Man, a.k.a. Lil Wolverine, and then

in a little speech bubble from Wolverine it says, don't worry, Brian. I'll save you. And for some reason he has that voice. Hi, I'm Wolverine. Is that Mighty Mouse I did?

No, that's not even Mighty Mouse. Snicked. Is that the voice you're going to use Mouse? I did? No, that's not even Mighty Mouse. Snicked? Is that the voice you're going to use when you audition to replace Wolverine? Oh, no, I already got the part. When his claws come out, it's like, shing! Yeah. I already got the gig. They're going to fire me, though, on

day one. That's what she said, right? We just did an episode where for some reason everybody got into saying that's what she said over and over again. So it'd be funny that people were listening to this one going, oh really, this again? But now you guys know.

Is that you subtly trying to direct us into not doing it? Or just, yeah. It makes me want to do it way more right now. I know it makes you want to do it. And that is what she said. All right, so Sam's play for Brian. We're going to play until five points, like I said.

If we get to a three-way tie at four, we're going to do a round of asparagus pee. That's what she said. You'll find out about that, Scott, when the time comes. Somebody wrote to me on Twitter that they thought it was called asparagus pea because Here we go. Put on a pot of coffee.

Because when somebody pees and they've eaten asparagus, everybody knows what it is, what happened. Yeah. That's what somebody suggested. I was like, well, that's one way to look at it. I just did it because the guy who suggested its name is Asparagus Bee on Twitter.

All right. Let me get my phone out. And, oh, really quickly, what was the last movie you saw, Sam? Oh, I saw The Jurassic World. And? Two thumbs up. It's a popcorn movie, what was the last movie you saw, Sam? Oh, I saw The Jurassic World. And? Two thumbs up. It's a popcorn movie and it's super fun. And if you go in expecting anything

more than that, that shit's on you. But for instance, Guardians of the Galaxy is way better, right? I mean, you're asking me to compare I'm just so shocked at how not amusing Jurassic World was. It was pretty lacking in humor. I mean, how funny was the first one?

I'm not... I don't think they all need to be a laugh riot. The first one was like, holy shit, they made this movie about a place with dinosaurs. They had the premise, so they got to be first with that. Now we're a little over it. The movie's even over it.

They're acting like nothing much happened. I don't know. They forget about parts two and three completely. And then this one has the biggest body count of them all. So on that score, I say bravo. Can I tell you something? I was discussing this with my girlfriend last night, and we figured out that the reason they were able to be like,

no, we should still have Jurassic World is, if you actually think about the first movie, the only reason there was a problem at all is because Newman, Wayne Knight, fucked them over and then the horrible bad weather made everything crazier. If he

hadn't tried to scam them out of the dinosaur embryos and shut down part of the park, it would have been fine. The whole point of the movie is that shit like that is going to happen. That is nature. Yeah, one way or the other, it's going to happen. The problem with Jurassic Park isn't the dinosaurs got out. Did you see it?

Yeah, it's that Hammond hired the wrong guy. He just needs a better vetting process. That's all. That's a good point. Those dinosaurs were totally fine if Newman wasn't around. Yeah. This one kind of doesn't have villains, you know, and they even kind of want to have it both ways with the raptors.

It's a really, it's weird. Vincent D'Onofrio is sort of the villain. You don't know who to root for. He's a villain, but he really is terrible at stopping it. You know, he doesn't hurt anything but himself. You know, like he doesn't really shut down their plans or anything. Oh, this is shock full of spoilers, is chock full of spoilers You're all sorry 200 million the first weekend

If you haven't seen it what were you doing Making this That's what she said Referring to his boner Vincent D'Onofrio also had some good points Right That was silly thing number one boner. Vincent D'Onofrio also had some good points. Right? He had some... That was silly thing number one to me, that they

have to make a version where... It's like they watched Avatar and came up with this, let's start breathing into dinosaurs to fight our wars for us. Robots and drones are going to do that pretty good. We don't need something that could get ideas of its own. Is that

what Avatar was about? Well, it had that whole military angle to it. Bonus points for our comedy pals, Lauren Lapkus, Jake Johnson, and Eric Edelstein. They were like in a different movie. They had some pretty funny stuff.

But yeah, it was a weird movie. I liked it, though. Very good. Just didn't love it. That Tyrannosaurus is taking improv classes also, so there's four of our comedy brethren in that. The three Sam mentioned in that Tyrannosaurus Rex. Each time you talk, I don't realize it has to do

with the last thing someone said, and I'm constantly confused so wait is that well i mean i'm in those yeah i just thought you were saying that i was like okay is so if if that's happening whose fault is it mine i'm just saying it's my it's definitely mine i'm just enjoying it a lot. Because my circuit is way back to the premise. Hello, everyone. Enjoying yourselves?

It's comfy in here. So, to determine who goes first in today's championship event, we are going to do some lines with Mark. Don't get too excited. He's not here. I don't know how to break that to you guys other than just coming out right out of it. He's a huge movie star. He's busy. He's pretty busy

promoting Ted 2. He's recording Ted 3, according to Entourage. Which is set in the future, I guess? I guess so, yeah. Or it's just, that's how big Ted 2's gonna be. So it's science fiction, I think. Yeah. It's about a talking teddy bear, Scott.

It was science fiction the first time. Oh, you're talking about Ted. Okay. Should I start saying things like in regards to what you just said? Referring back to the first point, are these the TED Talks I keep hearing so much about? Whoever approves billboards in cities or throughout the country just does not understand that the billboard is a teddy bear jerking off. They don't even get the joke.

There's no way that they even know that's what's happening on that billboard. No. The people that approve that. If you ran that by a PTA or something. How about if we have him jerking off on the billboard, that cute little teddy bear? I did not know that's what was happening in that poster. Like, his back is to you. The tagline is, he's coming

again. Yeah. Ted is coming again. Oh, fuck. Alright. That's what she said? Yeah. Alright, so, so... Let's do a line. Mark has graciously pre-recorded it for us. You guys want to do some lines? Yes, please.

All right, listen up, people. Our fugitive has been on the run for... You guys say it! Fugitive! U.S. Marshals. I think Scott was the first one to really say it. Sure. I think Sam just made a noise. Yeah!

Guys, the fugitive! I wasn't sure if it was the thing where you ring in by saying your own name and then you say it. I should have been clear about that, but it's kind of fun that I wasn't. Was that the... Scott gets to go first in this Leonard Maltin game. But Sam can go second. That's fine. I'll go anywhere you want.

Okay, you're third. I have a quick question. Yes. Do they call this place Meltdown because there's no air conditioning? Weirdly, yes. Yeah, it was a strange way for that name to come together. Why did you just say that? I just like to say weirdly, yes.

That's what she said. My wife. So Scott gets to pick the first category, and then we'll go to Sam and then to Jeff, category and then we'll go to Sam and then to Jeff and you get to choose between at ZS Kessler

on Twitter suggested Ex Machina and that's a movie where a robot dies. Are robots truly alive? I mean. Right. So then you might not want to pick this category because it might be too existential for you Okay

I might start to smoke And hiss And blow up At Henitals Instead of genitals It's Henitals Suggested The Walken Dad

And The Walken Dad Is movies where Christopher Walken Is a dad And At J.R. Holther Suggested And At J.R. Holther Suggested Jurassic World Very topical name for a category

And that's movies In what manner? There's a film we were just discussing Have you seen it, Scott? I did see it And what'd you think? You know, I don't really like popcorn films necessarily. I mean, do I eat popcorn?

Yes. Did I eat it while I was watching Jurassic World, an exceptional movie that I loved? It was probably my favorite movie of all time. Yes. Favorite of all time? I loved it a lot. That's what she said. No.

Yeah. That actually works. I thought, well, it's going to work occasionally. We've done it 40 times already. That's what she said. That's what she said. That's what she said. Repeat listening does not pay off

Jurassic World That's movies where A senior citizen from the cast Won a Golden Globe Jurassic World Yeah Won a Golden Globe for that role Making fun of old people

Making fun of them for being old Yeah yeah For that movie For that role Yeah that role old people Making fun of them For being old Yeah yeah For that movie For that role Yeah that role In that movie Which one of those Do you like Scott

I'll go for the Walking dad Alright Do you want a movie Where Christopher Walken Was a dad From 2002 Or 2007

I will say 2002 Okay Three stars From Leonard He says about This movie That it's it's brightly told.

And, uh, but it has no residence. Residence? Yes. No wonder he could not figure out where this movie lives. It's transient. Like how Elaine Boosler won't stop talking about living in her car in the 80s. That's what she said.

It has no resonance. Resonance. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also based on a book. And Leonard lists nine names. How many names can you get it in? Christopher Walken is a dad. He's a dad.

I'll give you one more clue. He's not a ghost. Shit. You know, I can name that in eight names. This is eight out of nine, Sam. Negative three. Hang on. Hang on to your hats and glasses.

Son of a bitch. What tipped you off? The resonance clue? No, it was that he's not a ghost dad. That did give it a lot away, I think. And what if it was when I brought up Elaine Boosler? All right, Jeff. Sam is out of the gate strong.

I really wonder what I'm about to do here. That's what she said. I'm not that bad. It's a new game. That's what she said, races. Our fugitive's been on the loose for 59 minutes. That's what she said. Every outhouse and doghouse I'm going to say Name that movie

Alright The name of the picture is Catch Me If You Can Starring That's what she said Don't you dare Don't you dare fake it No this is a... Dude, it's a 50-50 on the first two, and you know it.

The third one's Chris Walken, and I'm going to say the first one is... Hank DiCaprio Walken. What? That is incorrect. Yeah. Is it wedding? I think Leo DiCaprio's too,

he's too big at that point to not give him top. They're in the same order as the title as well. In the title. Catch me if you can. Yeah. But DiCaprio,

Hanks, and Walken. And I love that movie. Leonard only gave it three stars. I think that's also a misleading point. Well, Doug, it has no resonance, though. Yeah.

Yeah, it's because the guy is running around all over and the other guy is trying to catch him. They don't live anywhere, Scott. Good point. He still thinks you're saying that other word. That's what she said. All right. So that means Jeff Tate's on the board at one point.

Congratulations, Jeff. The important part of that. Didn't realize we could take out our phones, but interesting. Who's got their phone? Nothing. What were you doing with your phone? Nothing. Okay.

I hate to be a snitch, but... No, listen, man, my brother's back home, and I just... Say no more. I just texted him. I got a point. I'm just trying to keep him up to date, right? Sam went negative three. Big, dumb idiot.

I told him to name it. I got a point. Scott's got a cool... That's what she said joke. I'm just trying to keep him up to date. Hey, I appreciate that. I can't believe I thought the movie was Deer Hunter. Deer Hunter. Dear Hunter.

Today. You're my favorite kind of green. That's like a Nicholas Sparks movie. Dear Hunter, why'd you move away? I hope we meet again in 40 years. Don't be ugly. We're going to start again with you, Scott, and then move to Jeff and

Sam, and you get to choose between at Michael Herod on Twitter suggested Ghostbusters, and that's movies in which Patrick Swayze is arrested. The next one is SecretGaijin on Twitter. I think that's how you pronounce it. G-A-I-J-I-N.

Suggested Matthew McConaughey. Matthew McConaughey. And that's Matthew McConaughey movies Matthew McConnemy Matthew McConnemy And that's Matthew McConnely Movies that made over a hundred million dollars At the domestic box Office and The Jack Lee suggested A streetcar named retire

We're really Fucking hitting the old people today My biggest Demographic Podcasters Are old you guys really fucking hitting the old people today. My biggest demographic. Podcasters are old, you guys. Last movies. So this is some actor or actress's last movie.

Streetcar Named Retire. Which one of those do you want to do, Scott? Matthew McConaughey. Okay. You've got three options because he's at least three or more movies he's done have made over a hundred million dollars. Would you like

1996, 2003, or 2008? I would like 2003. Two stars

from Leonard. He says this movie, there's barely an honest moment in the film. But two stars. Two stars. And it doesn't have to go on quite as long as it does. And then he lists on this Matthew McConaughey over $100 million

movie from 2003. He lists 1, 2, 3, 4, 7, 12 names. 12 names total. Scott, how many can you get it in? Jeff, get ready. Sam, how's it going? It's alright, Doug.

You know, I think I'll say 12. Okay. 11. Negative 8. Sam, what's your real wager? Sam What's your real wager? Can I guess what you're going to wager? Sure

Negative two names Incorrect What's your wager? What did you bid? Ten? I bid Eleven Twelve, eleven Ten's on the table I'm did you bid? Ten? I bid eleven. Eleven.

Twelve, eleven. Ten's on the table, Sam. I'm going to say nine. Nine? Interesting. Someone's got a problem with the number ten. Someone's not wearing that hat and that bag. Scott?

I feel like I know it. But do I want to be a stupid show-off? Pride cometh before a fall. That's what she said. Thank you. It had cometh in it, so I figured... We're really working out a routine here. Yeah, I know. Let's take this on the road.

That's what she said. She said that a lot earlier, too. I'm going to go. Why are you... Stop it. I'll go eight. Huh? Eight?

Yeah, I'll go eight. Okay, he says eight. Seven. That was faster. I like that. Name it. You get seven names? Yep.

All right. Here's your seven names, buddy. Lilian. Lilian. Lilian. Montevici Yeah Celia Weston Annie Parles

Thomas Lennon Catherine Han Robert Klein And B.B. Newworth Are your seven names I thought you were going to say B.B. Newworth are your seven names. I thought you were going to say B.B. King. And the late B.B. King from 2002?

Three. Oh, shit. Were you clocking B.B. in 2002? Oh, yeah. McConaughey made over 100 mil. What's it called, Jeff? Were you clocking BB in 2002? Oh, yeah. McConaughey made over 100 mil. What's it called, Jeff? In 2002.

Three. But it was filmed in 2002, Doug. You saw a test screening in 2002. Just guess. Is it called The Ghost of Girlfriend's Past? No. Not a bad guess. That's called The Ghost of Girlfriend's Past? No. Not a bad guess. That's what movie did many years after this one. Is it How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days?

What's that? Is it How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days? That's what I thought, but I wasn't 100%. Wait, that's not the one I said? They're all one movie in reality, Jeff. Is that the movie where... The one you said had a lot of different words in the title. I don't think any of them matched up at all.

But we're talking about the movie where he lived with his parents, and they made that lady... That's failure to launch, bro. Is this the movie where Samuel Jackson kills them two dudes? Yes. And yes, they deserve to die. Yes. I hope they burn in hell.

Yes. Sam Levine is on the board with a point. I'm very close to smashing this. Oh, man. That's a real Zoolander move. Yeah. Scott gets to start us off again. Love it. This time we'll go to...

I'm controlling this game. Yeah, you are. Bemopolis on Twitter suggested Ford Pinto, and that's Harrison Ford movies that Leonard called a bomb. Because those Ford Pintos blew up, you guys. It's movies that star Harrison Ford or a bean.

But here's an interesting pre-clue for this category, Scott. Leonard Maltin has only given one movie. Mr. Bean? Or Moneyball?

Because his name is Billy Bean? Never mind. Leonard Maltin has only given one movie that Harrison Ford is in, The Bomb Designation. Which is a pretty good career to never get the bomb. I don't think he got any

four stars either, but let's not get into that. We don't want Harrison Ford to crash into this building. Empire Strikes Back was probably four stars. We're talking about he was an adult man

when he watched that movie. No pre-guessing. Could be Empire Strikes Back, guys. You never know with Walt. He could have gotten bombed in one of the Star Wars movies. All right. Loki underscore hates underscore you suggested Age of Old Tron, which is...

Bruce Boxleitner movies? No. It's films from the year the old Tron came out, 1982. Movies from 1982. And then Ghetto Milkshake suggested The World According to Arf. And that's... Tim... Huh?

Tim Allen movies? No. I love that you like to guess what they are, but it's movies narrated by a dog. Narrated by a dog. Narrated by a dog, yes. The World According to Arf. Narrated by a dog. Narrated.

All right, I'll be more specific. Narrated by a person pretending to be a dog. Okay, thank you. Thank you. I was going to say... Which one of those would you like to do? I'll go with The Age of Ultron. Okay. These are movies from 1982.

Do I get to choose a year? Would you like 1982 or 1982? The former. Okay. Two and a half stars from Leonard for this movie from 1982. He says the movie is about two misfits. He says that this movie won an Oscar. Looks like it won at least two Oscars.

At least two Oscars. And he also says this movie... Does he say it like that? Like, oh, it looks like it won two Oscars. Yeah, that's a direct quote. That's a direct quote from him. It looks like it won two Oscars. I don't know why that was his voice. I'm Wolverine.

Virtually... Guys, Wolverine here? Virtually... I should have always done the this is Leonard saying these things, so I'll say it in his voice. Virtually every plot point is telegraphed ahead of time!

And he lists... Like, literally telegraphed, or... He lists... Yes, it's sent to you at your seat through one of the nicer theaters. Ten names. Ten names. Ten names, Scott. How many?

How many? How many? I'm going to say eight. Says eight names. Sam's next, right? Uh-huh. She made fart That's what she said.

Mouth fart. From her pussy. You guys. Don't be crass, you guys. Come on. Those don't smell. I apologize

Withdrawn I'm gonna say Scott Aukerman named that movie What? That's right I said that He gets eight names? Yeah he gets eight out of ten

Oh shit this game Oh man I just got boxed out That's what. I said that. He gets eight names? Yeah, he gets eight out of ten. Oh, shit. This game is better than AA. Oh, man, I just got boxed out. That's what she said. Right? All right. It destroys you from the inside. Yes. All right.

So eight out of ten. Won some Oscars. It's about a couple of misfits from what I understand. And virtually every plot point is telegraphed ahead of time. from what I understand. And virtually every plot point is telegraphed ahead of time. And your 8 out of 10 names are David Caruso,

Grace Zabriskie, Victor French, Lisa Auerbacher, Lisa Blount, Robert Loggia, Louis Gossett Jr., and David Keith. Wow.

They're all in that movie from 1982. An officer and a gentleman? Love lift us up where we belong. Down, down, down. Where the eagles fly. And the catfish swim. Oh, wait, what? Someone is literally holding her ears.

The reviews are in. That movie was narrated by a dog? Scott Aukerman's on the board with one point. Not smash yet. Finally, the power shifts. Caruso was in that. Yeah. Interesting. Caruso, very low shifts. Caruso was in that. Yeah. Interesting.

Caruso, very lowly build Caruso. And yeah, the top two people, of course, were Richard Gere and Debbie Winger. Debbie Winger. Debbie Winger. Debbie Winger. Debbie Winger. Debbie Winger. Debbie Winger.

Yes. She invented that phrase and that activity. Look, I got a weird idea here. What if I were to go to bars with you and tell women about how great you were? Listen, winger, if you did that, I'd call you my wingman. She got cancer and died, though.

Is that why I'm still single? Because Debra Winger's dead? And I can't get any help at the bars from her? Do none of you know what I'm... Did you all get fucking Augment disease? Y'all got Augment disease. Oh, hey. Jinx.

Now we say things at the same time. Now they say things. The same time. Different times. All right, so we're playing to two points now Now this is quite a competition We got a three way tie It's almost like nothing's happened yet We're starting over you guys

But Jeff gets to start us off And then I go to Sam And C underscore Mattel Suggested sour diesel But Jeff gets to start us off, and then I go to Sam. And C underscore Mattel suggested Sour Diesel, which of course is a wonderful strain, but it's also... Vin Diesel movies where he frowns. Because Leonard Maltin gave it two stars or less. So Vinny D, two stars or less.

And then Bro Jammer Josh suggested Going Clear, and that's a movie that has an invisible character in it. But not Ghost Dad? No. Wait, you tricked me. But he's kind of visible. He's a ghost. Is he?

Yeah. But he's invisible to the people, right? Unless he chooses to make himself visible? No, he's just kind of an apparition or kind of a Tupac hologram kind of thing. Yeah, he was ahead of his time in many ways. We know what you mean. I think he invented the roofie.

All right, so... MeBeTommyBee suggested... I said good day. What do you think that is, Scott? I said good day What do you think that is Scott? I said good day Fez Okay From that 70s show It was in the movie

No Ice Ice So vanilla ice movies Like that's my boy Oh ice said good day? Yeah No?

Okay No it's ice said good day Daniel Day Lewis The movies that Leonard gave three stars or more. Because that was a good day. He didn't have to use his AK. Which one of those would you like to play? All of these sentences rhyme. I mean, Jeff.

Sorry, Jeff. Fuck. Which one do you like? There's a lot of business about Daniel Day-Lewis, and I forgot the other two. Invisible Character or Vin Diesel? Vin Diesel. Okay. Would you like a Vin Diesel movie that got two stars or less from Leonard from 2000?

Or 2005 or 2008? Don't be nervous. You're doing great, man. 2000? People love man. 2000? People love you. 2005. 2005. That's the one we're going to do.

Two stars from Leonard for this 2005 movie that he says has a rugged Navy SEAL in it. What? Yeah. And he says it also has some sweet moments. And then he lists 11 names. But he gave it a bad review? Yeah.

Because there's some other words in there that aren't kind. Oh, okay. Rugged. Does he use the C word? In the whole review, rugged? Heged. Two stars. Does he use the C word? Rugged was the kindest adjective in the whole review. Rugged. He's describing one character. All right.

Negative one. All right. What are you going to do about that, Sam? I'm also going to say negative one, but I'm going to describe the plot in its entirety without actually being able to name the other person in this movie. I already said negative one. Yeah, but I'm going to do that and then a little something extra.

He's trying to throw in that little extra stuff that I will not accept. So what are you going to do, Sam? Are you going to just hope that Jeff's wrong or try to go deeper? So three ways. Hi, that's what she said!

That's what she said! That's what she said! From now on, we have to do it like a bird. Okay. That'll make it extra pleasant on the listeners' ears. Okay. What are you doing, Sam?

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. That's what she said! All right, I won't do the thing that I despise. Go ahead, Jeff, take the point. Name it. All right, he says name it, Jeff. Oh, I'm not for sure I know it.

Right, but I'm going to do the thing Sam hates. But I'm going to get it wrong after I go, I don't know for sure if I know this. Is it Vin Diesel and the Pacifier? That's correct. Oh, I had no idea. Doug, who's number two in that? How could I have? Number two is the great Lauren Graham.

Lauren Graham. Yeah, but who remembers her when it's been Diesel and some kids? But I was like, I know it's not Lauren Holly. Yeah. I know it's not. I thought it was Lauren Michaels. Do you really want to pacify these people? Now Jeff has two points, and we're going back to Scott

to start us off. I assume that's the plot of the film. One of these days I get to pick a category, guys. One of these days. He's a pacifist in the movie. Okay, Scott gets to pick and then we go to Sam

and Scott gets to choose between Bucket of Manus suggested Passenger 50 Slevin Passenger 50 Slevin. Passenger 50 Slevin. That's movies with Josh Hartnett or Wesley Snipes or both. What? Eric R. Stevens suggested 588-2300.

Empire! Actors from the TV show Empire. Movies where someone orders carpet off the telephone. No. And H. Calais suggested Mount Cushmore, which is my personal Mount Cushmore that I achieved this very year. I've made love to all these gentlemen.

The films of Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, Cheech, and Chong. That's why I'm out of Cushmore. Which one of those would you like to play? Just because I want to sing it again. Can we do... 5-8-8-2-3-

300 Empire Today. Not later 2006 Wait I thought this episode wasn't going to have any commercials Five, excuse me We're slipping them in now, it's really clever

Well, whatever you say, man Empire is like, man, there's a lot of podcast listeners With dirty carpets That's their demographic? Empire was like, man, there's a lot of podcast listeners with dirty carpets. That's their demographic? People with dirty carpet? Yeah, they sell carpet cleaners, aren't they? Well, sure.

2005 is the year. 2005. This movie has at least one person from Empire in it. I don't get to choose, though. Huh? I don't get to choose. No choice of the years. This movie is potent, according to Leonard.

He says that the leading performer has a commanding presence from the film's opening to the final shot. That's kind of a spoiler, Leonard. And then he lists nine names. Nine names. He says nine names, Sam. Eight names. Jeff? Seven.

Jeff says seven. Scott Aukerman. Who's doing that? What? How many? How many? How many? Oh, it's Doug.

It's Doug. All right. How many? How many? How many? Tell us. Do it. I just read about it today.

Oh. I can't remember that. I'm blanking on it today. Oh. I can't remember that. I'm blanking on the title. Shit. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Okay, seven names. Seven. Sam?

Hang on. Seven's been bid. Oh, six. He says six. Let's see if you can conjure it, Scott. Name that movie. Oh, he's going to do some conjuring. Here we go.

Here's your six names. What if it's The Conjuring? Your six names are Ludacris. I mean, I'm telling you, these are the most ridiculous names you're ever going to hear. Taraj, Isaac Hayes, DJ Qualls, Elyse Neal, Paula Jai Parker, Taraji P. Henson. Those are your six names from this film from 2005. It is called... That's Scott's heart, people. film from 2005. It is called...

That's Scott's heart, people. It's called... Sam Gets a Point. It's fucking... Hard out here for a pimp, right? That's what she said. That's true. Fucking... I can't remember. What is it? Hust what she said. That's true. Fucking

I can't remember. What is it? Hustle and Flow. Hustle and fucking flow and Terrence Howard's in it as well. Yeah, I know. I was literally reading about it two hours ago on a plane. You were reading about the movie Hustle and Flow? I was.

You know, Hustle and Flow magazine it's got a lot of job opportunities A lot of stuff about How to deal with your period I can't wait for the sequel Hustle & Heavy Flow That's disgusting Hashtag Heavy Flow

This is a family podcast In every possible way, Sam now has two points. Congratulations, Sam. Thank you. That's like the worst meltdown in the history of this game. Someone literally

reading about an interview with both of them where they mentioned, oh yeah, remember when we were in Hustle and Flow together? You don't. Nope. I made the mental note to myself, oh yeah, those guys were in Hustle and Flow together. Weird, right? Did you just have a meltdown at the meltdown?

That's what she said Jeff gets to pick the next Category And then we're off to The world of Sam Levine Sorry Scott Andrew Smith suggested Miscavige of Justice And that's Movies that have actors

Who are Scientologists in courtroom scenes movies that have actors who are Scientologists in courtroom scenes. What the... Alright, okay. K. A. D. Freeman, the number 80, Freeman, suggests it is

F. F. S. Epitapha Merkerson. S. Epitapha Merkerson and it's movies where S. Epitap Merkerson. S. Epitatha Merkerson and it's movies where S. Epitatha Merkerson dies. But like fictionally in the movie, right? Nope. It's movies where she died during production.

The crow. And she came back to life. She's the lady who died in the crow, right? She's just a hologram on Law and Order now. And at jboogiedown suggested The Toxic Avenger, and that's Robert Downey Jr. movies that Leonard gave two stars or less. And there's quite a few of those. Which one would you like to play, Jeff?

I think I want to play the first one, because I don't know Esopath and Murchison. Okay. Unless you're her, fuck you. She's right here, Jeff. He left her out of that. It was my understanding

you're dead. Would you like a movie with a Scientologist in it from 1992 or 1998? 1998. All right. Three and a half stars from Leonard for this movie where there's courtroom scenes involving a Scientologist. There's courtroom scenes involving a Scientologist He says this movie is about a slick character And he also says I'll give you two more clues

It's based on a true story And this is a fantastic clue Kathy Bates appears unbilled And clothed, I'll even add And Leonard lists, looks like 12 names. 12 names. Negative one. Negative two.

Jake with negative one, then Sam with negative two. We've got someone here as a motherfucker. Why don't you name that movie? All right, he's asking Sam to do it. I feel strongly about Sam here. A civil action starring John Travolta and Robert Duvall. All correct. All right.

Put a member of Duvall with Sam. All right. Sam's now on the lead. The irony of that movie is that the actions of the characters were not that civil. No. It's interesting.

It's just interesting when you think about things like that. You know what I mean? Maybe you'll find these categories interesting. That's what she said. Who did what just now? I told Sam to name it. Yeah, yeah. So we start with Jeff

and then go to Scott and Jeff gets to choose between Urin This, which is movies that have a scene of public urination. Cocktail. This might get picked today because of where we are. More public urination.

No. No. It's movies with drinks named after them at the bar at the Arclight in Hollywood. Yeah, it's a fun category. And Valentine's Day Which of course is romantic movies That have a hip hop artist in them The first one

You like Urine This Public Urination The year Is Let's call it 1999 Hey, why not? You know? It's why do we have to be specific? Let's's call it 1999. Hey, why not? You know? It's why do we have to be specific?

Let's just call it that. Two and a half stars from Leonard. He says, what's the matter? Sounded like your mic didn't work. Oh, really? He says that it's, hmm, hmm. You know what? I'm going to give you no clues on this one.

Okay. It's tough. Let me, oh, wait, oh, wait. Utterly contrived. And then the ending is too silly for words. Okay, negative one. Name it. And he lists. Zero names. No, he lists. Scott,, negative one. Name it. And he lists

zero names. Scott, go negative two. I won't make you name it. Ten names. And Jeff's jumping on negative one. And then it goes to Scott and Sam is boxed out. Enjoy yourself. Is it Adam Sandler and Big Daddy? That's correct.

Wow. You deserve that. Were you going to go negative three? Fucking A, I was. Is it Cole and Dylan Sprouse? No way they'd be billed above Joey Lauren Adams and probably Rob Schneider. Rob Schneider was the fucking

Chinese food delivery man. You don't think the kid that's in every scene would be billed higher than Rob Schneider? It's weird sometimes because they just dump them at the bottom. Or like an introducing

or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got the answer right here. Yeah, of all the names listed, the last name, and they're listed as one name, is Cole and Dylan Sprouse. Right after Buscemi.

And what about the top three? Sandler, Joey Lauren Adams, Rob Shire. Can I get a half point for that? Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Don't get anything for that.

Just satisfaction. Yep. Personal satisfaction. It fills me inside. I also have a lot of satisfaction from having gotten the point. On the plus side, for the first time all game, I get to pick the next category. I have satisfaction from my wonderful life and my achievements in my career and my beautiful wife. Well, I'm divorced.

I don't have any of your accomplishments in life. Big Daddy, Adam Sandler, I'm taking that one to the grave. Enjoy yourself. I'm trying. one to the grave. Enjoy yourself. I'm trying. That'll be your epitaph. That category's been in the mix for a while, and honestly, that's the first movie that popped into my head for public urination.

It's in the poster. Yeah, they really sold that movie on public urination. And Sam gets to pick. Exciting game, Scott. If you catch up. What are the points? Let's recap.

It's three, three, and one. Guess which one you are. I want to smash this thing. Oh, and you have to lose to smash it? Yeah. I've seen people tear up a town when their team wins. You could go either way with it. I think that's a boring

way. Fans do that. All right, Sam, would you like the other Jeff Tate, and that's movies that have Queensryche on the soundtrack? Nobody ever picks that for obvious reasons. Puff Puff Pass, the films of Emily Blunt that Leonard Maltin gave two stars or less.

And a tricky one that also has never been picked. First name basis. And that's where whatever names you guys decide to hear, I'm only going to read the first names. And of course, if you go negative names, you'll only have to say the first names. Why is that? Because they're so obvious? No, it's just a weird way

to play it that nobody wants to risk trying it ever and I don't blame them. Which one of those do you want to play, Sam? The Other Jeff Tate. Holy shit. Would you like The Other Jeff Tate movie from 1990 or 1993?

Ugh. Who's going second? Jeff's going second, right? No. No, it's me. Okay, Scott. What's happening? I'm thinking, sorry.

That's all right. Let's go 90. Silent lucidity. Don't give him any hints. He might not know who the other Jeff be the song. I don't know. One and a half stars from Leonard for this movie. Has a terrible soundtrack. Boy.

This review. Oh, this is a fun way to describe it This review is about 18 words long Give or take At the end he suggested it's only for a certain crowd Should even bother with this And I'll give you one more clue That's not going to help.

It's 96 minutes long. Perfect. Thank you. That tips it. And Leonard lists seven, nine, 14 names. No, wait. I apologize. 13 names. Wait.

Do you accept his apology, Sam? I do. I do. Thank you, Sam, for accepting my apology. May I have 13 names. Wait, do you accept his apology, Sam? I do. I do. That's very big of you. Thank you, Sam, for accepting my apology. May I have another? How many, Sam? Three names. Oh, fuck.

Hey, Sam, name that shit. Holy shit. That did not work out as I planned. It's an interesting three names. Okay. Some of these don't even count as names. Oh. All right.

Seven. It's like we're playing first name basis, whether you like it or not, because the first name is Sheila E. The next name is Tone Loke. And your third name in this movie from 1990 is Ed O'Neill.

Ooh. Let's do it. What's it called? What is it, Sam? I know it's not Wayne's World because that was 92. What is it, Sam? I know it's not Wayne's World, because that was 92. This is going to take forever if you do it this way. Well, not The Godfather.

It's not Officer and the Gentleman. I'm just trying to think of Ed O'Neill in a tiny role from an early... I don't know, The Adventures of Ford Fairlane. I don't know. Is that your final guess? Yes. That is correct. Oh! Wow!

Thank you very much. Thank you. Clay's got what it takes, but this film is clumsy, crude, and immature, just like his character. For rabid Clay fans only. Yeah, so if you're really into Clay, watch this and Ghost.

That would have made Ghost a better film if he had just popped up and been like, oh, I thought you said me. Yay! He would have been good in the Whoopi Goldberg role, I think. Sam's got four points, Jeff's got three points, and Scott's got one point. And I've got to commend everybody on very... It's been a good play.

Everyone's playing... You say that like it's over. I still have four more points to get. Yeah, that's true. We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there. Yeah, come on. Watch a Lockerman run. Here we go.

So who do we start with this next one? We start off with Jeff, and then go to Scott. And Jeff gets to pick between... Oh, this is interesting. Remember the last round we had first name basis? Now Dave Sustrick suggested first name bassist, and that's movies that have flea in them. Yes.

Yes. Already I know. Or Go Bananas, that's movies with apes in the title. Wait, apes in the title. The letters A-P-E-S have to be in that order somewhere in the title. But can it be with... I'll give you an example. Grand Budapest Hotel has apes in the title.

Got it. And your third option, Jeff, is Fastbatch Cumberbender. That's the films of Michael Fassbender or Benedict Cumberbatch. The first one. I can never remember. That's a good way to lead out on this thing. Would you like a movie that's got Flea in it from 2002? Oh, yeah, the Flea one.

I did want that one. Or 2003? Two or three? God damn it. 2003. All right. Leonard gives this movie two stars. It was directed by two people.

He calls the movie headache-inducing. And he also calls it unimaginative and he lists a lot of names he lists five seven ten thirteen sixteen names flea might be one of them how many names can you get it in jeff sixteen big bid Scott fleet you bid fleet yes I do oh man your bid is on flea.

I'm surprised by the years of these films. Yeah, why? I would have thought that they would have been 90s films that he was in. These are interesting choices. You think the flea had flown by this point? I'll say 15. Flea-fteen. Sorry. Apology accepted. Sam? Four-fteen. this point uh i'll say 15 fleafdeep sorry apology accepted sam 14 jeff 13 scott name that oh

all right here's your 13 names jeff that's a good bid that way sam can't win right now LL Cool J Flea Michael Bell Tress McNeely Jack Riley Melanie Chartoff Tara Strong Chevy Chase How many names do you get? 13

Nancy Cartwright Chrissy Hind Bruce Willis Tim Curry and Lacey Chabert what the fuck what's it called what's it called Jeff

hold on hold up hold up give me some sort of sign that you think you might actually know the answer. I kind of, like, I vaguely, it's one of those fucking... Is it Ed Vagley Jr.? Yeah. It's, what, like New York stories or something?

No. Side books of New York? No, sorry. Is it Oliver and Company? No, you lose. But you switched it to a cartoon, which is good, because that's sort of the direction it's going in. This is called Rugrats Go Wild.

So Scott gets a point. Let's do it. And they're really going to step in it the next time somebody picks this category, because he's done some voiceover work in movies that no adult should know about. You can also smash it if you win. Oh, the guy just volunteered

that Scott can smash it either way. Win or lose. I'd be happier if you smashed it with me. He wants you to win, yeah, he wants the prize bag, and then he wants you to smash it. What incentive do I have to smash it to win if I can do it if I win or lose? I think you should smash it right now.

That's such a good point. We're going to move on very quickly. I'm very excited about potentially finishing this thing on time. And we're going to go with who challenged who that last time? Starts with me and goes to Scott. I challenged Sam. Sam picks, and then we go to Scott. No, we go to Scott.

Because you challenged it. I won. But I won. But you challenged it. Oh, okay. Yeah. I can never figure out your stupid game. It's too bad people don't go this far in the Olympics and say stuff like that.

Hey, it would have looked like you got the gold, but I could never figure out your stupid game. I don't get your stupid, stupid game. So I just throw this thing as far as I can? Right, that's my, if I was in the Olympics. Yeah, I get it. I get what you're doing. I just got a little Scott disease in me for a second there. Couldn't follow what was happening,

because you were holding a water bottle. I was like, why do you need to throw that as far as you can? And Sam gets to pick between Martin Scorsese, and that's Martin Scorsese movies without an R, rating, or R in his name, One Fine Day, the films

of Rafe or Joseph Fine. Or Child Abuse-y. The films of Jake Busey because he's a child abuse-y. Child Abuse-y. Okay. 2004

is the year. Leonard calls this movie a bomb. And it's got Jake Busey in it. The screenplay is based on a novel. And he also calls this an alleged comedy. And noxious, noxious. And he lists, time for ob, he just went right to noxious. And he lists six, 12 names, 12 names, Sam.

Sam is in repose. Doing the thinker. Negative one. Oh! All right. How many do you have? How many points? Three?

Yeah. I think I know what's about to happen. We've played such a clean game. Yeah. I was commending everybody on the clean game, but also kind of hinting at I'd like to see some ugliness. I mean, I'll go negative, too. I'm sorry, it goes to Jeff next.

I'm sorry, it goes to Jeff next. Nope. It goes to me right now, and you know what? It next. Nope. It goes to me right now. And you know what? It did. He established it goes to me, actually. I didn't see a lot of movies that year. That's what I said.

That's what he said. That's what he said. That's what I said. I'm going to say name that movie. Because he had challenged the previous time. Wait, no. What? That's what I thought. No, it goes to Jeff now.

Why? Because I got the point. Scott challenged me, so I went back around. I don't know. Not because he got the point. You can't go to me and into Scott again. It doesn't make any sense. Then he could challenge me two times in a row.

Play it back, Matt. Yeah. So was I right the first time when I said it goes to Scott? Yeah. Oh, okay. I don't know.

It did go to Scott because he challenged Jeff in the last round. Why, Scott? Why would you do it? Because I love you. And I don't like everything to come so easily to you.

That's what she said! Alright. I'm going to have to put some sort of that's what she said disclaimer before people pay their $2. It's like where normally iTunes says explicit. Yeah.

Just says annoying. Excessive use of That's what she said What are you doing Jeff? He asked me a challenge I'm going to challenge Scott I really Right I'm curious if he knows the answer

That's going to make This is very exciting So this is Martin Scorsese films No this is Jake Scorsese films? No, this is Jake Busey. Jake Busey. Mm-hmm. 2002, it's a bomb.

Mm-hmm. It's an alleged comedy. Yep, noxious. Noxious. It's screenplays based on a novel. Based on a novel. That's interesting. Yeah. Snow help, really.

Snow help. Oh, good clue. Is it Snow Day? You know what? I'm not going to put you through Naming who the top three People were at Snow Day Ah, Cooper Gooding Jr.

And a dog That's Snow Dogs Oh, shit Ice Cube And a dog Chevy Chase And probably Chris Elliott Hang on, hang on

I have a question. Technically, since I'm no longer part of this, what if I tell Scott what I think is the answer? He's already lost. He guessed wrong already. I guessed already. But that's a good way to... That's a good way to...

You technically could have. That's a good way to do it. In fact, why don't we play that way from now on, where you just tell me the answers. That sounds great. Can you tell me what you think is the answer right now? I think it's Christmas with the Cranks starring Tim Allen.

That's what it is. That is correct. Yeah, so well played, gentlemen. You nasty, nasty players. It's an awful movie that I fucking read for. Oh, you did? What'd you read for? Jake Busey's part? Yep.

Whoa! So this is all in your face, little Wolverine. I devised this category to make you feel bad. Thank you. I saw the movie because he and Cheech Marin play cops. It's unwatchable. Oh, wow. Yeah.

He had to turn and look the other way. Is it Tim Allen? Yeah. Yeah. And Jamie Lee Curtis. Mm-hmm. And, wow. Yeah. He had to turn and look the other way. Is it Tim Allen? Yeah. Yeah. And Jamie Lee Curtis. Mm-hmm. And Danny DeVito.

Aykroyd. Close enough. Dan Aykroyd, I mean. Snatched from my hand! Yeah. Sorry, bro. That's exciting. Now it's really going to get ugly.

Okay. So Sam picks. Because Jeff has four. Sam has four. Now it's really going to get ugly. Okay, so Sam picks. Because Jeff has four, Sam has four. So it goes Sam. Scott has two. Sam, Jeff, me, right? Yeah. All right. You're getting this.

It only took 14 rounds. And eight years playing this. 18 years. We want prenup. Okay, so... That's what she said. That's what she said. Sam.

Yes, Doug? Would you like, from a blog called The Coggin' Toboggan, The Twilight End Zone, and that's sports movies that have actors that were in episodes of The Twilight Zone. Yeah, right?

That's a little wild. That is wild. Yeah. Is that Wolverine? And then... Hi, I am Wolverine. And then... We come back around to Jurassic World,

movies where a senior citizen wins a Golden Globe. Or Matthew McConaughey. Movies that Matthew McConaughey made that grossed over $100 million. What's the first one? The first one was Twilight Zone. Twilight End Zone. So sports Twilight Zone.

Let's do that one. Okay. You a big Twilight Zone fan, Sam? Big enough. This is the original Twilight Zone? Yeah. Okay. Why don't they do it again in the 80s and then late 90s?

Three stars from Leonard for this movie from 1979. He says this movie is slightly silly. He says this movie is slightly silly. But the end, the climax hits home. And then he lists five people. How many names can you get it in, Sam? The climax part. That's what she said.

Oh, yeah, yeah. No, I get it. Yeah she said. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, I get it. I get it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I thought you meant list five names. Yeah. You've never played that game with your wife?

That's cool. Wait, have you played it with my wife? Oh, no. No. Sam? Negative five. Whoa! I will be the destructor of my own demise.

Do you want to smash this together? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Right now on the Meltdown stage? Yep. But you might be the winner. If you're the yeah, yeah. All right. Right now, on the Meltdown stage? Yep. But you might be the winner. If you're the winner,

I smash it alone. Do not smash it. There is a great likelihood, Jeff, you're about to win this. Name that movie. Right. God, if I have the wrong movie,

this is horrible. Okay, the movie is... You get this, you deserve it. Thank you, Scott. Yeah, if you get this, movie. This is horrible. Okay, the movie is... You get this, you deserve it. Thank you, Scott. Yeah, if you get this, you can have this house.

You might be able to live in it. That's a height joke for the people listening at home. Yeah. That's a height joke. For those of you who have never seen Sam. In case any podcast listeners thought we had a full-size house

on stage with us, you really cleared that up. I never did specify how big the house was, so you're right. podcast listeners thought we had a full size house on stage with us. You really cleared that up. I never did specify how big the house was, so you're right. It could have been a giant, yeah. We're inside it right now. That's what she said. Sam, do this.

Come on. The movie is Rocky II, starring Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire, Burt Young, Carl Weathers, and Burgess Meredith. Come on, come on, do it.

Do it, do it. That's correct. Yeah! Sam, the man! Do it, do it, do it. That's correct. Yeah! Sam, the man! Wow. That's how you do it. Wait, it's not... I thought it was going to be breaking away. Are you guys going to break that thing?

Do you want to do it like a Jewish wedding where we put a napkin over it? Maybe do it over here in this corner and you folks guard your faces because I think parts of it might fly all over the place. It's like... Great job, Sam Levine, everybody. Thank you very much, Doug Benson. It is an honor to be on your show.

Three, two, one. No, guys, he meant just like break it apart so you can put it back together. Oh. No, he, he meant just like break it apart so you can put it back together. Oh. No, he really broke it. Sorry, man. I forgot to periscope it. Right? Hey, those kids can't even read.

Fuck them. All right. Fuck them Alright The person Sam was playing for Come get your bag full of Bags full of good stuff Brian you really gotta tell me How that book is I don't want to throw any donuts in here But thank you

Do you guys want to throw some donuts At people What do you got to plug there Sam here, but thank you. Do you guys want to throw some donuts at people? What do you got to plug there, Sam? What's going on? Well, there's just a lot of stuff going on, Doug. At the end of next month, a streaming on Netflix is a little thing called Wet Hot American Summer, the first day of

camp. Yay! And you may be able to hear my sweet pipes coming out of another human being's body. Hey, it's like that dog in the earlier category. Jeff, what do you got coming up? This is going to

come out in about a week. Doug, did you get excited when you said sweet pipes? No. Because you get high all the time. I wasn't paying attention, but yeah, you're right. I do like sweet pipes. I got a couple of things. I like a gorgeous piece.

Anyone? Huh? I'll be at Go Bananas in Cincinnati July 9th. You're not willing to stand up for it, you lazy fuck? They're used to us throwing them at them. Oh, really? Oh, is that true? What kind do you want?

That's not fair to the people around you. Any kind? Give her one that doesn't have chocolate on it. It's a man. Okay. Oh, good catch, too. Anyone else? He's got a Dodgers hat on.

He threw it like a Frisbee, by the way. Well, donuts are technically Frisbees that are edible. Isn't it fun? Who else? This is a tough one. Let me try. Whoa. Oh, hey.

Who else? Did I see one? All right. There we go. Hey, could you do this during your plugs? Yeah. Yes, I will. And I'll do them during yours as well.

He's got a lot of donuts Smokey wants one Plug my dates on Scott I want to throw one at Smokey Go ahead Go ahead Now we're getting into some bars Yeah this gets really

Oh nice That looked like you just saved a woman from getting cold cocked Two bars left That's a declare That looked like you just saved a woman from getting cold cocked. Two bars left. Don't be shy. That's an eclair. Oh, God. Come here.

Wow. Last minute. How's the bath? Eclair part of it. Did you not get it? He's asking you to. Oh, maple bar coming in. Maple bar.

Oh, maple. There we go. Maple bar sinister. Great donut throwing, Scott. Let Jeff finish his plugs. All right, I'm in Cincinnati. I just want to lick my fingers. Go Bananas, Cincinnati.

July 9th through 12th, Joke Joint, Minneapolis, August 13th through the 15th. I'm doing an East Coast run in September. DC, Philly, New York, Boston. Check it out on Twitter, JeffTate96. And this company, the shirt I'm wearing, Zip Zoo Apparel, made hot dogs and Gatorade shirt for me.

And denim on denim shirts. So you can go buy those at their website, ZipZooApparel.com. And a sweet shirt that says, decency or death. That's my new fucking campaign, decency or death. That's my new fucking campaign. Decency or death. I like it. Be decent or fucking... Die.

Yeah. I don't have to follow the rule because I'm on the inside of the shirt. Oh, okay. Scott Aukerman. Hello. What are your sticky fingers saying on your phone? What do you got coming up?

I have the reissue of Sticky Fingers. Oh, you're behind that? Yeah, it's just me humming over all the songs. Oh, that sounds fun. No, I... Comedy Bang Bang TV show is back on July 9th. With

Kid Cudi is taking Reggie Watts' place. What? And... He killed Reggie to get the spot. I taped it already, yeah. There's no way you can go back in and plug my Cincinnati date that night? Oh, I'm so sorry. No. Michael Cera will be the guest on that one with Andy Daly.

And I have seen 10 of Kid Cudi's episodes, and they're really awesome. They're really, really good. Scott, legit question. Yeah. How many weeks of the year do you tape Comedy Bang Bang? We started working on it May 12th, and we finished May 27th. Fuck me. But of the following year.

That's like two weeks, right? But I also want to plug on July 1st, we're in a comic store. I wrote a comic, Secret Wars Journal, number 3. With R.J. Silva doing the art, and it is a Doc Samson

story for Marvel. All right. Jeff, do you have a shithead on your thing there? Yeah Pass that on over, we don't need Sam's of course And one more time everybody For Sam Levine, our winner Thank you very much

And our two losers Jeff Tate and Scott Aukerman It looks like I'm clapping I'm just wiping frosting Very exciting Matchup we had today. Good job, everybody. Does Sam not get to plug stuff?

He did already. No, I plugged the... I mean, I have other stuff, but it won't be until the fall. Oh, yeah. I'll plug it on a future episode. Yeah, now we've got to move on to the super duper when we can make that happen. Not for nothing, but this was my third And evidently last attempt In a super tournament

To championships Did we do one together? At Universal Studios? That was the first Tournament to championships Oh okay That one was fun Who won that?

That was great I did But that one was crazy That was like four To four to three Yeah that one was fun You, me, and PFT That was like four to four to three. Yeah, that one was fun. You and me and PFT. That was back when I knew shit.

Well, thanks again, you guys. And thanks to everybody for coming in this really cool, comfortable environment. We'll be back here in two weeks. But the next free Doug Loves Movies is this Tuesday at 7 o'clock sharp. And all of my dates and deets and links are at DougLovesMovies.com. And 7 o'clock sharp. And all of my dates and deets and links are at DouglasMovies.com.

And as always, people who don't put effort into their name tags are shitheads. That's from Derek, by the way, and we smashed the shit out of his. So it just goes to show you. Yes. Don't bother. Yeah, I don't know what the lesson is there. And the three girls who had a 7.25 p.m. showing of Cabin in the Woods

threatened to get refunds because at 7.22 p.m. they decided the movie was running 15 minutes late are a shithead. Now it's time to touch up on another talkie.

Guys, the world is viewing cowards, pigs, and foggy. There's no room in his heart for you. Because the club boobies.