Doug Loves Movies - The 12 Guests of Xmas 4 with Dave Foley, Amy Miller and 10 more guests

Episode Date: December 4, 2018

Live from Largo at the Coronet in Los Angeles, Doug ushers in the final 12 Guests episode of the season, welcoming Joe DeRosa, Dave Foley, Samm Levine, Joe Lynch, Kate Micucci, Amy Miller, Jacob Sirof, Geoff Tate, Sean Sakimae, Dan Van Kirk, Noël Wells and Rachel Wolfson to the show. You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitcher Premium. For a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Doug hates candy wrappers screaming baby sticky seeds With 50 ads and popcorn kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Ho, ho, ho, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is My Love's Movies. Coming to you with night two of the 12 Guests of Christmas, West Coast style at Largo in Los Angeles.

It's Monday, December 3rd. Happy Hanukkah. It's Monday, December 3rd. Happy Hanukkah. I hope we have more than eight name tags. Yeah, coming out of the gate with a hot Hanukkah joke. Let's see what kind of... Did you guys bring name tags? We need at least 12.

We got this bag of... Were you here last night? And you brought that bag? Did we discuss it? It's the mail for Santa and Miracle on 34th Street. And what's your name? Miracle on 34th Street.

Alright, cool. I wish it was on 4th Street. That's closer to where I live. What's that light up one back there? Something about your name? What's it say? It says Ready Player Joner.

Ready Player Joner. Cool. Are you guys hiding them from me? What's happening? It's really interesting how spread out there amongst you. All right, well, good luck to everybody. I hope there's 12 of them out there.

The L.A. crowds are so jaded. Some people are like, I don't want to win 12 things. Because there's probably going to be many more than that. Doug plugs. Doug Loves Movies is back over at UCB Theater Franklin location on Tuesday, December 11th at 9.30pm. We've got a great guest who's not been

on for a little while. He was on, I mean, anyway, it's going to be fun. It's going to be fun. I'll be doing stand-up at the Emerald Cup, introducing bands mainly, and doing a panel in Santa Rosa, California on December 15th and 16th.

Two shows on New Year's Eve at Cap City Comedy in Austin, Texas. And Doug Loves Movies is back at Helium. Helium in Portland on January 5th, 2019. Yeah. It's never too early to hear about what I'm doing next year. For all my dates and deets and links, oh my, go to Douglovesmovies.com. All right, you guys are fired.

That was... I mean, we've got a lot of casual listeners to the podcast here this evening, because that was really, especially for Los Angeles, where you're probably all involved in the business in some way. We're going to need to rehearse that. Oh, hey, here's a special treat. I'm so excited about this I got on a

Like a phone line Patched in Made up thingy Do you guys know Do you like Eddie the Eagle? Yeah I heard a few kakas out there Eddie the Eagle is

I think he should be on the phone And we can talk to him. Are you there, Eddie? Good call! Good call! How's it going, dude? Pretty good. How's it going, dude?

You kind of remind me of Ron Funches. I'll take that as a compliment. Yeah, I know. It's very, very complimentary. He's a wonderful dude. But you're down in San Diego on stage at the American Comedy Company. And I just wanted to say hey to you and happy holidays. Because I'll be down there for my annual holiday taint tour show.

Where I'm going to be doing stand-up in front of you, Eddie. You are? Yeah. When? I'll tell you. I wasn't going to bring it up and then not give the details. When are you coming? Day after Christmas.

What? It's a Christmas day after miracles. Some people call it December 26th. I'll be there doing a show and I hope people come out to it. Then the next night What do you want for your gift? Hang on a second, Eddie. The next night

Can I put you on hold, Eddie? The next night He put me on hold. You know what? You're gonna love it. The hold music is Eagles It's just Eagles Oh shit I'm sorry It's mostly Don Henley

Solo crap So fuck it Just listen to this While I say it Next The next night December 27th The holiday taint tour

Continues With the stand up show That I've done every year For many years now At the Irvine Improv down there behind the orange curtain. I brought...

Cuckoo! Thank you. That was a nice punctuation on the plug segment. Do you have anything to plug, Eddie? Oh, not much. Just another dark Christmas night alone. That's right. The comedy club's going to be closed on Christmas, so he's just going to be there in the dark.

Sometimes Neil sneaks in late at night and drinks the bourbon, then he pours the water in there so no one knows. And then we get bad Yelp reviews about it, and no one asks me, but I know the truth. Yelp reviews about it, and no one asked me, but I know the truth. You know, I know if you was Eddie the Eagle, but you sound like Eddie the

Snitch right now. What, are we on a secured line? Who is Neil? Neil? Oh, he's this real piece of shit. Oh, no, don't. You can't talk that way about people at the American Comedy Company. I'm trying to do a show there in a few weeks. Oh, he doesn't work there anymore. I worked there two years

ago, but he kept his key. So he sneaks in later. Oh. Well, then you shouldn't be telling me about this. You should be telling the club owner. No. No one ever asks me. It is true that I'm probably the only person who talks to you. Cool. I'll tell some of the other comics I'm probably the only person who talks to you.

Cuckoo. I'll tell some of the other comics to come through to say hi. But thanks for being here, Eddie. You're welcome. If you can hang out on the line, if you have anything to contribute at any point. Let me just ask you this real quick. What's your favorite Shia LaBeouf movie? Obviously Holes.

Shit, I really thought it would be Eagle Eye. Alright. We'll check back with you. Just any time you have something to say, feel free to chime in. Okay, if Neil comes in, I'll tell you. Okay, yeah. Let us know if that drunk Neil shows up again. I mean, I'm not a bourbon drinker,

but I still feel bad for them losing all their bourbon to a former employee. The prize bag tonight is a beautiful NBC Sweets laundry bag. And it's got a Doug Loves Movies T-shirt in it. One size will fit someone. You know, it might be somebody you know or something. You know, it might be somebody you know or something.

And then this is from, I wore this in one of the second night of the New York 12 Guests of Christmas. Griffin Newman, who won that night, is, of course, he's on that show, The Tick, so it's a Tick hat. But look at these things. These Tick antennae, they stick up really nice. And it's not like uncomfortable to wear. Yeah, I should be on QVC. I really know how to sell a garment. And then also, I just, I'm not, this thing seems amazing to me, but I'm not going to take the time to learn how to operate operate it and then and then do it but this is a magical butter machine yeah that i'm giving away

just to give you an idea what you're dealing with on the side of the box it says the greatest medicine of all is teaching others how to not need it yeah it's it's not the greatest slogan is teaching others how to not need it. Yeah, it's not the greatest slogan. It's not really clear what they mean, but there it is. That plus stuff brought by my 12 guests. Are you ready to meet tonight's 12 guests. We got nine folks that have been waiting for their chance,

chomping at the bit to go up against three of the top survivors last night. Please give it up for Joe DeRosa, Dave Foley, Sam Levine, Joe Lynch, Kate Micucci, Amy Miller, Jacob Seroff, Jeff Tate, Sean Sacamai, Dan Van Kirk, Noel Wells, and Rachel Wolfson. Oh, goodness. All right. For the first of four shows this holiday season, I'm going to get this right. Welcome to the stage, ladies and gentlemen. Time to pick a name tag. There's at least seven or eight of them out there that I noticed.

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And don't miss the comedy event of the holiday season, Holmes and Watson, in theaters on December 25th. Oh, maybe I'll see that with my mom. All right, we're back. And that went smoothly. Thank you to everybody

for participating in a calm manner as the seasons would... As the seasons would invite. I'm wearing... I am decked out tonight in the World of Warcraft robe that I stole from the prize bag last night, Grinch style. I just had a hunch that it would be something that I would enjoy wearing,

and it turns out I was right. I just sent in an audition tape for Creed III. I'm very excited about... I won't see Creed II, though. I mean, seriously, Joe, it's just going to be the same shit again, right? I'm from Philly, and I didn't even see Creed II. I don't know how many times I can see Rocky yell, you shouldn't do this fight at somebody in the street.

And then the guy goes, but I have to. And then he goes, but then the other guy that said that died! It's getting a little repetitive. Yeah, a little bit. But I do agree you should skip right to Creed III. Yeah, I mean, at least he's also not, you know, at least he kind of gave up the Rambo thing, because that was getting scary.

No, Rambo 5 is coming out. Is it? Yeah. Yeah. It's called Last Blood, seriously. No way. Yeah. I can't believe they're finally committing to ending it.

Last blood. I went from the first blood to the last blood. Doug, that's good. That was really good. Thank you very much. Look good, feel good. Listen, let's meet them individually, starting with Joe DeRosa, everybody.

Hello. Joey D. Good to be back in the saddle with you, Doug. Oh, my goodness. I got so many questions for you. Four, to be exact. Okay. Are you ready?

I'm ready. All right. Who are you playing for tonight? Playing for, it says Miracle on... Miracle. Oh, Miracle on 34th Street. Yeah. And I took it, because look at this.

Look at the work that went into this. Yeah. He made a big Santa bag. Yeah. I think it's pretty amazing. It's a big bag of mail to Santa. Amy just asked what's inside. I don't want to know what's in here.

It's soft. You put actual stamps on this, Kyle? On those letters? Okay, good. Save some money. What? Oh, my God. The stamps are Sarah Silverman and Jeff Tate and Kate and Joe.

Oh, look. I am on here. You're on a fucking stamp on a letter to Santa. God, I'm so fucking shallow and insecure. I honestly got mad for a second. Like, oh, I'm like, I'm so fucking shallow and insecure. I honestly got mad for a second, like, oh, I'm not on a fucking stamp? And then I am.

Thank you. Christmas miracle. Yeah. There you go. All right, so, and what'd you bring for the prize bag? This is a re-gift,

but a very good re-gift. My friend, John Watt, who's a good friend of mine, he does a lot of treasure hunting at thrift shops and flea markets and stuff, and he sent me this, never been opened, complete set of Family Matters, Full House, and Perfect Strangers trading cards. Pretty great.

I love it. It's not a pocket in here. He sent it to me for the perfect strangers cards and I almost opened it just to get those out but then I was like,

why break up the set? Give this to somebody. Yeah, it's nice that it's all wrapped still. I do agree because it would be fun to bust it open and just see what the fuck... I mean, maybe one of these cards on the back is just like, Urkel is on the spectrum.

He is, you know... You know what I mean? Like, it really just opens up about what's really going on with these characters. Right. All right, thank you, Joe. Thanks. And what do you got to plug?

You got anything coming up over the holiday season uh just if well if you're in new york gotham comedy club uh january 5th 6th and 7th and my podcast we'll see you in hell where we review movies uh that's on starbirds audio network that's it thank you and you're um and the veterinarian on better call sol is still alive by my count. Still alive, man. Yeah, you're still in it because you can get killed at any time. I know, man.

I know. I'm waiting. I keep telling him, kill me good, man. Kill me real good. Yeah, you should like, you want to be killed while holding a puppy. That'd be cool. And what was the last movie you saw, Joe? I watched The Hunger starring David Bowie and Susan Sarandon, from 1983.

Fucking magnificent. If you've never seen it, The Hunger is the neon demon if that was a good movie. Really great. It's awesome. You just made a fake. Were you a big neon demon fan? No, I don't even know what that is. It's a two-hour all pink lit vampire.

It's really fucking boring. It sucks. But watch Neon Demon. It's pretty awesome. You mean The Hunger? I mean, no way. Yeah, The Hunger. Shit.

Sorry. And I didn't smoke weed. Yeah, The Hunger. Watch The Hunger. Yeah, okay. Thank you, Joe. Thanks, weed. Yeah, the hunger. That's the hunger. Yeah, okay. Thank you, Joe. Thanks, buddy. Yeah.

Sitting next to Joe, a returning champion from last night. Nobody knows how she did it. Me especially. Including Amy. It's Amy Miller, everybody! Hi! Thanks for having me back.

Thanks for being here. You look like you lost your sheep and uh it's like a sexy mrs. Claus look yeah very much so and uh yeah you made it through from last night so you're here to compete again

and um what who are you playing on behalf of who's the lucky person I think I'm playing on behalf of Misha. No good pun here. You just put Misha Elf. Mike Elf. Micah?

Mike Elf. Mike Elf. Mike Elf. Mike Elf. You know, like Mike Elf Jackson? I love it. Okay, good. Mike Elf Jackson? I love it. Okay, good. Mike Elf.

Wow. You can just go ahead and drop it if you want at this point. There you go. There's not even any free stuff on it. And what might Mike Elf win tonight? What did you bring for the prize bag? Well, okay, I have a couple

of good things. A DVD of Behind the Candelabra, a good Christmas movie. I love that. I kind of wanted to keep it. I have a copy of my CD, Solid Gold. Thank you. Makes a great

Christmas present, okay? Or whatever you celebrate. I'll be out in the courtyard selling albums after the show. They're all pay what you want. I also have this. Will you hold this, Joe? This is a hoodie that was sent to a famous person in the mail, and I can't say that person's name or how I got it,

but it's just a hoodie that has horns on it. And I know someone who works for his manager, and I just want you to know that freaks just mail stuff to celebrities' management companies all the time, like a hoodie with horns on it. I don't know. It's confusing. People are very lonely. And then... Amy?

Yeah? I waited, like, five months for that horn hoodie. They were protecting you, Sam. Fuck that. I really wouldn't mind seeing that horn hoodie on Sam right now. Pass it over. It's clean, I think. I mean, who knows what the sender did before it went in the mail.

Last night I gave a portrait of me and John Ham away, but he's not here tonight, so it's a portrait of me and Jon Hamm away, but he's not here tonight, so... It's a portrait of me and Doug. Oh! And Doug will sign it, probably. I'd love to, yeah. I've got a Sharpie, even though Hamm stole mine last night. It's a portrait from a very special night.

This was a night I took a photo, because Doug, on his night off, came to watch me do stand-up. And if you know Doug, that is the nicest thing he's ever done. I mean, truly what a nightmare to see stand-up on your night off. But it was so sweet of you, so I took a picture and now it's going to be someone's gift. It's also a terrible photo of both of us. But I think Doug was high or something. I wasn't going to say anything.

But, oh, here's your Sharpie back. Thank you. I'm not like John Hamm, stealer of Sharpies. But, oh, you're putting it in the bag? Yeah, I'm putting it in the bag. They get the Sharpie, too? Yeah. What a terrific gift.

Tis the season. Yeah, well, there you go. Did Sam leave? That's probably the nicest thing you've ever done. Yeah, well, there you go. Did Sam leave? That's probably the nicest thing you've ever done. No, he's putting the hoodie on. I hope he comes back with only the hoodie on. Here we go, here we go. Here it is.

There it is. It looks great. Yeah, let us know if you want to keep that, Sam. I'm seeing it now. It must be Babe the Blue Ox for some reason. Is that what it is? Worth the wait. You steal my mail again, I'll fucking kill you.

He's really committing to that bit. Who's Babe the Blue Ox? Is Paul Bunyan's ox, Joe? Remember Paul Bunyan? That's a tall tale, yeah? Yeah. You're a tall guy. You should know about Paul Bunyan that's a tall tale yeah you're a tall guy you should know about Paul Bunyan remember he had really bad feet

alright Amy we gotta hear your plugs of course oh yes December 15th I'll be in Portland Oregon at the Siren Theater. Also just announced today in Cleveland on January 3rd, the Accidental Comedy Festival put together a little show for me. So new.

I don't know what venue it's at. Google it. Follow me on Twitter at Amy Miller and listen to my podcast, Who's Your God? It's really fun. Joe's been on it. I don't know why that was funny, sir. It's a fun. Joe's been on it. I don't know why that was funny, sir. It's a great podcast. I talk about religion with

comedians. It's hilarious. Surprisingly fun. Yeah, that's it. And what was the last movie you saw? Well, so I should say a new one from last night, right? If you've seen one since then, if you haven't, we'll just save some time and move on.

But I want to say that I saw Can You Ever Forgive Me? And I'll say it was today. Okay. Did you like it? Loved it. I think my favorite movie

of the year. That Melissa McCarthy, she's good. She's good. I loved it so much. It had like a very like, sort of like early Woody Allen

feel without having to support a monster. It's so good. I fucking loved it. If you like Woody Allen or Baumbach, you'll love it. The director, sister of Emily Heller for some reason. Talented family. It's great.

You know her, Jacob? You know her sister who? Emily, yeah. You know her sister who directed that movie? No. Oh, well, too bad. She's great. I'm fine with that

one half of that conversation not being on mic. Thank you, Amy. There he is, everybody. It's Jacob Seroff. Hi, Doug. Hi, Doug Loves Movies it looks like you picked up a beautiful name tag

I did I'm playing for The Night Marissa Before Christmas is that Marissa? yes okay yeah and she's got like

this is it's like an oil painting is it acrylic or oil? yeah it's acrylic and it's really nice it's like an original piece I take it? yeah it's beautiful

and there's candy canes taped to it and it's really appropriate that this is the second night of Hanukkah because it's really nice. It's like an original piece, I take it. It's beautiful and there's candy canes taped to it. And it's really appropriate that this is the second night of Hanukkah because it's got this clip-on reading lamp illuminating the whole thing. That's the exact type of shit my mother would always give me for Hanukkah. Like chintzy shit. I probably got this seven times in my life. This exact lamp for Hanukkah.

If it's the second night, you can add another light to it. Oh, you got one too? What? Hang on. Thanks, wow. You got one, too? What? Hang on. Hang on. Thanks, Kate. Hang on a second. Because three of a kind.

Wow. There you go. Don't they kind of look like the spaceships from War of the Worlds? A little bit, yeah. This is turning into a real night, Marissa. That's beautiful. Can we turn all the lights off? Sure

Off? Guess we can't That feels anti-Semitic It's probably like a fire law thing Because it's our menorah at this point Alright Do we have four more? What did you bring for the prize bag?

I brought a CVS bag And there's stuff in it I found this on the ground, literally outside. I wasn't planning on bringing this. But these are Lokes. And I don't know if you remember, like, I grew up on NWA. And, like, Lokes were, like, a thing. But they weren't, like, an actual brand.

It was just, like, a nickname. But these actually say Lokes. And, like, Old English on the side. And there's, like, a brand new sticker that says Lokes on it. So these are, like, official Lokes. If you're into... This feels like a real NWA crowd. So I thought that would go over well and the thing

I brought on purpose was it's in all this bubble wrap for no reason it's not fragile I just bubble wraps fun right unless you're like a vet in which case thank you for your service if that's the case and that's George H.W. Bush's fault not mine I was sad about I'm sad about Bush are you guys I spent all day watching the funeral. I was sad. I'm sad. You know what? I learned he's the only president in the history of the country

that was in the movie The Big Lebowski. Pretty cool. So anyway, I got this Sharknado V-neck baby tea for the ladies or the fellas. And it says enough said on it. I've never seen the movie, so I don't know what that has to do with anything. Yeah.

Yeah. All right, well, be sure to vote, you guys. Because bubble wrap is fun. Oh, right, right. Vote with the hashtag you're off of syrup. What?

Okay. It's that time of year, Jacob. Yeah, I know. We've got to vote to see if people want you back but I think they love you more than ever

what do you have to plug well not actually on December 21st I'll be at the Comedy Palace

in San Diego that's a fun show it's like a one night deal so come to that if you're in that area but also I took a month off

of social media that just ended and now I'm back on social media so you know fuck with me. That's a plug? Yeah, that's my plug.

Social media. That's my plug. And the Comedy Palace thing. I thought that was enough. What else? Is there something else? Yeah, the glasses. The locs.

You can keep the bubble wrap. Amy told me to not put these on, and you know how I roll, Amy. Good idea, Amy. I don't know. They're brand new. I think they're brand new. Yeah, but they're still on the street. I don't know what's going on with these things. But they do look

cool. They're luxe. They look like the person who wears them would say, I'll be back a lot. Or fuck the police. Okay. I was trying to go with something more positive. What was the last movie you saw, Jacob?

Creed motherfucking 2. Okay, let's talk about it. Yeah, I liked it a lot, but I didn't like it as much as Creed motherfucking 1. Okay. It wasn't as good. I think it was missing Coogler. I guess I've realized

that I'm a big Coogler fan. Do you think they shouldn't make more of them? Do you think the filmmakers are getting creedy? I was ready to answer the question. Never mind. But I feel like it needs one more,

but I think Stallone said he's done, right? Really? Yeah. You need three of them? Threed. Threed. It's for that alone there needs to be another one. Now it has to happen.

You just wait, wait, wait, wait. Thank you, Jacob. Thanks, Doug. Let's say hi. It's our first time on the show, everybody. It's Rachel Wolfson. Hi. on the show, everybody. It's Rachel Wolfson. Hi. Hi.

You've been over on my weed show, over on YouTube. I have. But tonight's the night to see. Are you good at movie trivia? We'll find out. Okay. I feel like that's a no.

But it's great to have you here and who what name tag did you pick in your first adventure of having to choose one

Aaron Brockovich Reese's Pieces Ball Ball sack is that are those those are like Reese's Cups

hanging from it am I am I playing this right well I mean I don't think those are Reese's Pieups hanging from it. Am I playing this right? Well, I mean, I don't think those are Reese's Pieces, but yeah. Other than that, you nailed it. He didn't leave like a special note or anything like Jacob, so. Oh, Jacob got a note on his?

He got a pun within the name. Is your name Aaron Brockovich? His name's Aaron. I see. Yeah. I see what you did there. All right. And what did you bring for the prize bag? I know that's a weird thing for me to just say.

Bring something for the prize bag. Okay. Okay. You guys. I brought drugs. They are legal, depending on what state you happen to find yourself in. Yeah, so the winner tonight, please don't leave the state. Kosher Kush.

A Kosher Kush sticky vape because obviously Kronika. Thank you. And a joint hand-rolled and hand-licked by myself. So, thank you. You used your hand tongue to do that hand licking? Hands, toes, all appendages

were used for that joint. So, you're welcome. Well, that's very nice. These are both terrific things. I'm a mean one. What do you got to plug, Rachel? I'll be at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood December 10th. You can clap for that.

Woo! Thank you. Yeah! And then you can follow me on my YouTube, like, comment, or subscribe. YouTube.com slash the bud. Yeah? And then, thank you.

And then just follow me on Instagram if you like, want to, or don't. I don't know. It's up to you. It's up to you. I love that. Oh, wait. It's at Wolfie Comedy. I forgot to say it.

Yeah. And Wolfie Memes. And I make weed memes. You can follow me there, too. You can show them to your kids. It Wolfie memes. And I make weed memes. You can follow me there too. You can show them to your kids. It's great. You know. When you have a weed meme thing, you can just post the same one over and over again, right? Because people just forget and enjoy it.

It's at Wolfie memes. I forgot that too. I'm stoned. Sorry. No, you're good. You're doing great. One more question. This is the real hardball. What was the last movie you saw? It was actually The Nightmare Before Christmas. Yeah?

Yeah, true story. Yesterday. Is that an annual tradition for you? You watch it every year? Yeah, but I feel like I learn something new every year. Oh, okay. What did you learn this year? Okay, I've determined that the mayor is bipolar.

Oh, because his head spins around and he has a different expression on his face? That was your first clue? I was like, I can totally relate to that. Jacob's got something to say. The whole movie is about Jack being bipolar, actually. Oh, wow. Every year.

This year is mental illness, which is perfect. Alright, thank you, Rachel. Thank you. If you're looking for him on Twitter, you got to put that S in there. It's Dave S. Foley, everybody. Hi. Hi.

I really, I thought John Hammond was going to be here. Oh, he is. Oh, hi. He, yeah, he didn't finish in the top three last night. He's not very smart. He's not smart. No? He's not at all smart.

He is a... Very beautiful, though. He's just a beautiful, dumb ham. Wonderful kisser. Wonderful, wonderful kisser if you ever get the chance. If you ever get... Believe me. Oh, I was here last night.

That was my chance. Yeah. Dave, thank you for being here. What's that you got in front of you there? You got a real festive... I got it. This is an elaborate... Festive name tag.

An elaborate... It's a Muppet Christmas letter to Tana. I get it right? Alright, there you go. Tana. Yeah, no, just you applaud. None of you applaud. None of you. That's a, yeah, and it's got

gifts in it. It's got food. A lot of food, actually. This is a good companion gift for your gift yeah yes which is a pun I just laughed at people laughing. And what did you bring for the old prize bag, Dave? I went out to my garage, and I found a couple of things. I might want both of those.

I don't know. Here's the first one. It's a particularly cold winter here in California. The first one is a wonderfully large and old Kids in the Hall T-shirt. That is beautiful. It's really... It's perfect for eating bugles and watching internet porn. So that...

I think that's the uniform of internet porn is the large black t-shirt. It is clean. It is. It is clean. It's never been worn or paid for. And the other one,

this one has been worn. This is my actual Battle of the Network Stars reboot hoodie. Oh. That I wore when I kicked Eric Estrada's ass.

Which we should remember he's 72. But this is, I actually wore this and it has not been washed since I wore it. And I was running. So there. The Battle of the Network Stars. Love it. And I was running. So there, the Battle of the Network Stars.

Love it. Just over here consolidating. Yeah. And what do you got to plug, Dave? I know you've got a big holiday charity show coming up here in L.A.? Yeah, there's a show coming up on the 9th called the C&C Variety Show at the Bootleg that my wife Chrissy Guerrero produces. And I'm also, I'm in a Jennifer Lopez movie. and you would not know it from the trailer or from any of the promotional materials, but I swear to God I'm in the movie,

and it's called Second Act. You may have seen the posters. It looks like an ad for someone to come and clean your house. It looks like that ad for that movie looks like Jennifer Lopez wishes that there didn't have to be other people in her movies. That's a reasonable assessment.

But it's... I haven't seen it, but it's coming out in December at some point. That's this month, you guys. It's coming out in December at some point. That's this month, you guys. I don't know if I'll get to go to the premiere, so if you see it, let me know how it is.

And what's the last movie you saw? Does it have to be in a motion picture theater? No, in any format. It could be on your watch. The last movie I watched, I watched a documentary last night called Tale of the Three-Sided Dream about Rossan Roland Kirk, the jazz musician. I don't ever expect anyone to know her.

Circular Breathing, amazing, yes Yeah, but it was a great documentary It was on iTunes Okay Last theater movie was, I think, The Nun I don't get out much That was pretty recent, though, The Nun That was Halloween

Yeah, there you go Now, raise your hand if you remember the title of that movie Dave said was the last movie he watched Yeah, so I'm just telling the listeners Now raise your hand if you remember the title of that movie Dave said was the last movie you watched. Yeah, so I'm just telling the listeners go ahead and rewind right now. I don't think anyone's going to walk out of here in another hour going, let's definitely watch that.

I remember all the words he said. We are going to talk about it later. What's it called again? Tale of the Three-Sided Dream. Yeah, yeah. That's easy to forget. Rassan Roland Kirk. Okay. Rassan Roland Kirk.

Circular breathing. Got it. I'm going to eat all the chocolate now. Thank you, Dave. Thank you. Thank you. All right. Let's go to the back row. In the hooded sweatshirt. The hooded horn sweatshirt.

Wait, can you really not see me? It's Jeff Tate everybody I got confused man I'm sitting next to Dave Foley So I thought it might have been a dream Yeah how many sides How many sides Would you like three sides With that dream?

I'll take the mashed potatoes. You were dreaming you were famous in the 90s. I mean, yeah. That's what I was dreaming. When's a better time to be famous? The money's real big, but no one's phones have cameras on them? You're making $20 million a picture and you can still smoke inside? Come on.

What was better than being famous in the 90s? Being famous now? Jeff, you are so fucking high, it looks like somebody hit you in the head with a pipe. I'm afraid. I'm like, I used to get in so much trouble watching kids in the hall when I was growing up that I'm like kind of afraid

I'm about to get yelled at right now. They're like, my mom's going to knock on one of these doors and be like, you're supposed to be asleep. I was allowed to stay up until midnight on Saturdays because that was right before the update started and my parents were like, the first two sketches usually blow. So I was allowed to stay up that late, but kids in the hall came on at 1.30.

And then I had to get up at 7 and go to church. That's fun. This is all kind of your fault, man. That's what I'm saying. Leave Dave alone. It's tough to be a bug. He's the only Dave I know. There's only one Dave I know. This is the Dave I know.

I get it. I get it. Alright, Jeff, let's get to the questions. No, I didn't do anything. What? this is the day i get it i know girl all right jeff let's get to the questions no i'm i don't i didn't do anything what oh yeah who why who are you playing for i'm playing for uh rudolph fuck uh you knew this part was coming right i gotta be honest man i thought I was asleep for a lot of this. The Dave Foley stuff was true. Rudolph the movie?

Rudolph. Is that your name, Rudolph? My middle name. Your middle name is Rudolph? Yeah. What? What's your first name, Blinson? It's a family name.

It's my mom's name. It's a family name. It's my middle name. Oh, you come from a lot of reindeer. Her mom's name family name. It's my middle name. Oh, you come from a lot of reindeer. Her mom's name is Rudolph. I'm playing for her. Just back off already. It looks colorful.

Michael. Good job, Rudolph. And then what did you bring, Jeff? I brought the sunglasses from that thing last night that didn't work. They got left backstage. I still don't want them. I got another whistle from when I saw the talk-along to Christmas Vacation.

It works. Fucking talk-along. I got a copy of my album, and I got this mug. I got sent this mug in the mail. It's a burnout mug. It'll make your boiling hot coffee too easy to drink real fast. Wait, how did I say it?

I think I said it wrong. It'll make it drinkable real fast and forever for hours. Promo code TATE. Burnoutmugs.com. I thought... This is a paid advertisement. They said they would give me money.

I thought maybe somebody got you the burnout to just tell you something. Yeah, yeah. Slow it down. As a message. Maybe inside

is a list of grievances. Well, thanks for that, Jeff. What do you got to plug, dude? Just burnoutmugs.com. Hopefully they come through with that check. I got a podcast with my brother called Alter Tates.

The next episode will have the story about this. You'll hear all the things I couldn't say because there's only three mics there's a receipt in here from advanced food market oh yeah i need that for my taxes i buy only the most advanced foods you guys why are you guys just buying regular fucking food oh my food's advanced. What was the last movie you saw, Jeff? Quicksilver.

Wait, are you just on a bike messenger terror or something? I like movies about bike messengers. Why didn't you say Premium Rush, bro? Because that wasn't the last movie I saw. I always start the double feature with Premium Rush and wrap it up with Quicksilver. Quicksilver was the last movie I saw. If Doug said, what was the first movie you saw today, Premium Rush would have been the answer.

Because I watched my bike messenger twofer, and then I went to Chinatown and saw where the bestseller movie by Jackie Chan, Rush Hour, was filmed. Fu Chao, that's painted on the side of the wall. The bestseller movie by Jackie Chan, Rush Hour was filmed. Fu Chao, that's painted on the side of the wall. The bestseller movie by Jackie Chan, Rush Hour.

Did you get in all your steps? Oh man, I got so many steps. Right? This is just a regular watch, but I'd count them up in my head. Got so many steps, I got dug? 69. It's shit like that that makes them yell my name.

Thanks, Jeff. He's the secret Santa of Cincinnati. Sam? Hey, buddy. What's up? How are you, pal? I'm doing great. Oh, I should say to the audience, Sam Levine is here.

I've been forgetting to do that. Thank you. Oh, thank you. Thank you, dude. And he's got the hood on with the horns. It looks great. It's because I'm Jewish. Tonica.

See, Amy, I can make these jokes. That's the rule. Listen, Joe and Amy both have to leave for some reason. Okay. You're getting drinks. They'll bring you drinks if you just ask for what you want. Yeah. Yeah.

Sam, who are you playing for? I am playing for the Chad News Bears. This guy did a very good job here mocking up an entire poster. Yeah, I'm there instead of Walter Matthau. He even changed the tagline. It says the coach is waiting for his next joint. The pitcher is waiting for his first prize bag. The team is waiting for a miracle.

Consider the possibilities. Those last two are the ones that are in the real movie. But the first two were changed. So that's something. You put a bunch of our faces on there. Put our faces on there and fake signed it by Tatum O'Neill, I guess. I don't know why that was necessary. That's weird.

Did Tatum O'Neill really sign this? Did you run into her outside? No way He says yes Is that real? Yeah No Get the fuck out of here

I'm playing for me from now on I've never seen that before Why would somebody do that? Why pretend that Tatum O'Neill signed it? For the listener at home, he left. Yeah, good job, Dan. All right, Sam. What do you got to plug, buddy?

Oh, well... Oh, what do you got for the prize bag? You're right. In a prize bag, I'm starting off with this great horned hoodie that Amy stole in front of Patrick Dempsey's house. That's definitely going in. I have this enormous prize bag with a lot of stuff in it. Yeah, that'd be great.

Thanks, man. There's a lot of stuff in here. Honestly, that'd be great. Thanks, man. There's a lot of stuff in here. Honestly, you don't need me to go through all of it. There's a Warner Brothers Halloween shirt. Yeah, you're right. Orange is the new black on DVD. Well, here's the real Alucador mask. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You don't have to go through all of it. No, I'm just going to go through this last one. This is a year, one year membership to DC Universe, which is the streaming platform that Clark Wolf and I are hosts of DC Daily on. No, I cannot give this to you. This goes to the winner

of the prize bag. This is a $96 value. You are welcome. And tell your friends about it. Oh, you fucking think magical butter machines are cheap? I don't know. But anyway, actually

most of the crap in this bag is from Clark Wolf, who so wanted to finish in the top three last night, but didn't, so she bequeathed it to me. Oh, very nice. Oh, and the show. Thanks, Sam. Oh, shit. Thanks, Sam Oh, shit Nice catch, Amy

Not so good catch, Doug Yeah Not so good catch Thank you, Joe Plugs are the same thing DC Universe, DC Daily Kevin Pollak's chat show I've been guest hosting a lot lately

So check those out I said thank you Sam I didn't hear you What was your last movie experience? I watched Boy Erased this morning Oh okay, while you were eating some cereal I was having some cereal and drinking my morning beer What do you call it? Was it a screener?

It was a screener For your consideration? Yep, FYC You've considered it, What do you say? I say it is a very important movie that made my heart hurt. Oh. Yeah. Very sweet.

But you should see it. Okay. Boy Erased? Boy Erased. No, you should see it. It's good. Joel Edgerton directed it. I think he may have co-written it, but he stars in it and directed it.

It's a really important movie. Lucas Hedges. Yeah. From that one in the last two years ago. What's it called? Manchester. By the Seas. Nicole Kidman.

Do they cure the kid? Russell Crowe. They do cure him. Oh, goodness. Now I'll go see it. Yeah. Yeah. No, he gets cured. Oh, goodness. Now I'll go see him. Yeah. Yeah. No, he gets cured of Jesus. Yeah!

No, he's still pretty religious. It's fucked up. Yeah. All right. You know you have horns on your head right now, right? I've shed my true skin. Backstage, Doug. This is...

Thanks, Sam. Thanks, buddy. Thank you. Thanks, Sam. Thanks, buddy. From dumb people town, population... You. Stupid.

It's Dan Van Kirk! Hello! Hi, buddy. How you doing? What's that you got in your hand? How How you doing? What's that you got in your hand? How are you doing? Are you doing good? Yeah.

Great. This is the name tag, and it says, No Country for Old Ken. And he's a great dude sitting right back there. Thanks, buddy. Great job, Old Ken. Yeah, and there's a ton of great people on this. Yeah, it looks great. My face is on there twice.

No, Ken, you're not old. Don't say that. Maybe once. But yeah, he made this all by himself. Yeah, he put it in a manila folder. Yeah, look, it's this handy. Yeah, it's convenient. Just close it up and walk around.

Put it in your briefcase Can I come on more often So I can get in some of the artwork Yeah that's the thing People like to guess who's going to be here They're usually disappointed Would you like to correct yourself by any means? I'm in this one!

Hey! Sorry. It took me a while to get past Kate Micucci's eyes before I could see my... Dave, it feels good, doesn't it? When you spot yourself, it feels real fucking good. A lot of times,

a lot of times, I'll talk shit about show business but not tonight. Tonight it was all worthwhile. Good job, Ken. You're alright, Ken. What'd you bring for the bag, Danny? I brought

a couple of collector items from the hit family film Smallfoot. What? Yep. We've got some slippers. Great catch, Doug. And then we have an actual, I don't know what you'd call it. Over here.

Ready? Two for two for the listener at home. I enter every movie prize pack giveaway that the Arclight publicizes on Instagram, and I've won two so far. The other one was Rampage. I have an entire Rampage outfit, and I will never give it away.

Created a character around the rampage outfit named Trev. None of this is a lie. What do you got to plug, dude? I am plugging that I am currently on my Together tour so I'm going in and out for cities for that and I will be in San Antonio, Texas

on Friday, December 14th at the Blind Tiger Comedy Club, and the day before that, I will be in Oklahoma City at Paramount OKC, and that is on the 13th. Other than that, I will be on this stage

one week from tonight doing the 100th Dumb People Town live with the Sklar Brothers and our guest, yes brothers and our guest. Yes. And our guest, Will Forte. It is going to be a lot of fun. Yeah.

Yeah. So one week from today. Right here. Will Forte is great. Yeah. It'll be a lot of fun. Yeah. I'm going to come by for that.

Do. Sam's giving up the hoodie, everybody. Sam. It really smells. It smells. All right. It's quite a prize pile. Dan.

Yep. Last motion picture that you witnessed with your eyeballs and your ear holes. The Ballad of Buster Scruggs. Oh. All right. So I'm four vignettes out of six into it. It's perfect. I loved it.

Yeah, it's perfect if you don't mind wondering. True. That is true. There's a lot to wonder about. Yeah. But I am enjoying the experience. It's so good. Joe's over here shaking his head.

He's not. It is terrible. It's so good. Joe's over here shaking his head. He's not... It is terrible. It is terrible. You mean perfectly fucking boring? Is that what you mean? Joe's saying how he feels about it, and I'm saying how I feel. You think it's perfect?

I loved it. People are allowed to like stuff you don't like, Joe. Not on my watch. You like the fucking Last Jedi. Your opinion doesn't count. You're wearing a Megadeth t-shirt. Relax. People like different shitty stuff.

How dare you. I haven't seen the film, but I consider it to be a return to form for the Coen brothers. I just love that Amy kept her tradition alive of telling someone in a Megadeth shirt to relax. I love the Coen brothers. I hate the movie. That's okay.

Did you think it looked beautiful? Yeah. You know, Jenny McCarthy looks beautiful. I don't want to spend two hours with her. You know what I mean? I say... Folks. I haven't...

Well, you need your vaccines. You know, you'll get sick otherwise. I haven't seen all of it. Have you been telling that joke since Jenny McCarthy was beautiful? Of the parts I have seen, I would recommend, if you enjoy fast-forwarding through things, if you like taking a break and skipping a part,

I'd bypass the Liam Neeson segment. It was a little odd, but I still really liked it. Apparently. Yeah. That's okay, Dan. Oh, no, I know. Okay, good. Are you running for office on the Buster Scruggs platform?

No, I'm just saying, if we look at the facts, Buster Scruggs is the way to go for this country. And if we look at the facts, Buster Scruggs is the way to go for this country. Go to BusterScruggs.com, promo code Van Kirk. It does have some very, from what I've seen so far, it does have some very inventive violence. Yes, that is true as well. There's some good deaths. But anyway, thank you, Dan. Thank you, Doug is true. There's some good deaths. But anyway, thank you, Dan. Thank you, Dunk. Yeah.

Sitting next to Dan, probably has opinions of his own. Fucking Buster Scruggs rules. Sorry, Joe. I'm sorry. It's so, man, we got a Joe fight. It's Joe Lynch, everybody. Hey. Yay. Who? Okay. fight. It's Joe Litch, everybody! Yay!

Who? Filmmaker, hat wearer. Bonk be bonk. Yeah, and what's, you got like candy behind your ear? It's appropriate. Yeah, sure is. Accessory of the season.

And whose name tag do you have there? Oh, I am rooting for Maximilian Dollar Arm, representing the ham, on fantastic stock, by the way. This is Maximilian. Excellent work. A thick slice of ham right here. I like how you said you're rooting for that person. You know, you're the one that has to compete, right? Oh, shit.

This is going to go well. And what did you bring for the bag, dude? Oh, shit. This is going to go well. And what did you bring for the bag, dude? Let's see. I got... Any John Landis fans out there? Uh-huh. All right.

John came out with this awesome book a couple years ago called Monsters in the Movies that he wrote, which is like the history of monsters throughout cinema. It's pretty fucking cool.

There's a... I found this under my bed. So like Woody Allen and stuff? Yeah Yes No Spooky Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate

I might give this to Tate I found this under my bed This creepy clown movie Terrifier It gets the Josie approval Excellent That's a good movie

Yes If your algorithm Points towards Buster Scruggs, you will love Terrifier. And a shameless plug for my movie Mayhem. There you go. Yes. With The Burning's Steven Yeun,

he's going to win it. He's going to sweep. Steven Yeun. Oh, because he's so great in The Burning? He's great in that movie. Oh, good for him. Well, you know, he traded up after me.

Do you have his number? We can talk after. Okay. Just call him right now. He did this show once before and he was very nice, so I'd love to have him back sometime.

Anyway. You can't return that anymore. What are you doing? Oh, shit, you're right. I just didn't like the way the tag was digging into my... Scratchy. You know, I was like trying to enjoy this robe, not have a tag sticking into my neck. There you go.

But now it's got that little plastic thingy that's like even worse than the fucking tag. And now the tag's not even there to protect me from it. Can I just give a regular plug? You know, I usually get these off with my teeth is how I usually get them. Can I give a regular plug for Mayhem? Mayhem is a good movie.

No one's going to teeth it off of me. Thank you, Tate. As a person who watched it, all I did was watch it. Joe, you ever see Mayhem? I was so excited that you even saw it, man. And remembered it. I fucking loved it. Thanks, dude.

It's a movie that I've been wanting to see. It's on your queue. And I'm really excited right now that you're the director. I didn't realize you were the guy that directed Mayhem. Lower expectations, dude. It's fine. That's pretty fucking cool. I mean, it's better than Buster Scruggs. Fuck Buster Scruggs. I've not seen Buster Scruggs.

Fuck that movie. What I like about Mayhem is the lack of ballads. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Once a movie says it's going to be a ballads. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Once a movie says it's going to be a ballad, I'm already, okay, well, maybe before nap time. Ballads aren't even my favorite kind of song. It's not

even in my top five of movie genre. I'd say what I'd watch, I'd watch the fucking Megadeth of Buster Scruggs in two seconds, man, that would rock balls. If you put Slayer, God Hates Us All album and you push play

right when Mayhem starts, it's fucking fun. I'm guessing plus weed. Gotta add some weed into that formula. Yes. Well, yeah, also be high. I mean, come on.

Hey, where's that stuff you brought, Joe? Oh, it's right here. Pass it down, please. All right. And tell us about your plugs. I know you've got a special charity event coming up. Yes, so in addition to all my fantastic film work,

I have a podcast, like everybody else, called The Movie Crypt with Adam Green, another filmmaker. And we're doing our third annual 48-hour Save a Yorkie marathon where we stay up for 48 hours from December 14th through 16th, run the whole way through to save Yorkies for shelter. Last year, we raised $23,000. Thanks to Doug. Doug came in on Friday and then loved it so much,

he live-tweeted the event because we were fucking delirious by the third day. Just jibber-jabber jabber yeah i got some sleep back because we uh some of the stuff we have certain guests but we do uh to keep ourselves awake we watch movies and we try to have the people who made the movies come on so we had like the cast of the devil's rejects and last year we did um dawn of the dead and uh the editor from dawn of the day well i'm sorry the editor of a lot of George Romero's movies was the, do you guys see Dawn of the Dead? Remember the Mexican remember the guy with the sombrero who

stupidly puts his arm into the heart monitor while there's a fucking zombie apocalypse and gets his arm ripped off? That's George Romero's editor who worked on all of his movies, Pasquale Buba, who also cut Michael Mann's Heat

oh wow fucking there's a trivia to put in your fucking cap yeah Heat is a Buba? it looks like it now that I think about it I can see it

you can see it's a Buba it moves like an Abuba wow that was a Buba cut right there Pasquale came at like six in the morning to watch the movie so we start the movie and I get a text

from Doug is this live? I'm like dude we've been up for two fucking days of course it's live I'll be there in 20 minutes and Doug showed up 20 minutes later to kind of hang out with us and watch the movie with these guys

it was awesome so thank you Doug for doing that oh you're welcome the heroes of Yorkies everywhere. You've done other nice stuff. I take it back. Yeah, go to aeroscope.com. We're going to start 5pm

on December 14th and go all the way to 5pm on Sunday. We're going to stay awake so they don't get put to sleep. Oh, wow. I wrote that. My German shepherd killed my Yorkie. Where were you? Get put to sleep. Oh, wow. I wrote that. Very happy to say. My German shepherd killed my Yorkie.

Where were you? We'll discuss after. Sorry. Where were you, Dave? Wow, that's morbid. I didn't claim to save Yorkies. I didn't come out here and say, I'm the big Yorkie saver. Dave, you always bet on the German shepherd

in dogfighting. Always. Thanks, I lost the house. That's a dumb bet. I bet a house this Yorkie wins. Yeah, this is size difference. Thanks, Jeff. That's a bad bet. Why are the Yorkies in danger? Because they're too difference. Thanks, Jeff. That's a bad bet. Why are the Yorkies in danger?

Because they're too small. Oh, okay. I have a question. When they put the Yorkies to sleep, did they just show them the Ballad of Buster Scruggs? Well, now maybe. It's kind of new. Cut to tomorrow.

Joe, do you want to audition for this Coen Brothers movie? Oh, anything they want. Anything. Y'all see Buster Scruggs? Anything they want. That Buster Scruggs was the shit, y'all. A year from now. Joe, what are you plugging?

I'm in Busting to the Streets 2, The Ballad of Buster Scruggs. And it's so good. It's not as good as the first one. I mean, that would be really great for you, Joe. It'd be really... It'd be like a cool turn of events. Scrugs, not hugs. Also joining us on stage

and apparently periscoping or something is Noelle Wells, everybody! Hi. I actually auditioned for that Coen Brothers movie. Yeah? Yeah. For the part of Buster Scruggs?

I honestly, it was like two years ago. I have no idea what part it was. I was like an old-timey person. There's not a lot of young ladies in it, so it's probably the Zoe Kazan part. You do?

It was like an old-timey lady, right? They went with Liam Neeson. It was her or Liam. Now picture it. It's probably better. I've been waiting so long to talk, I got drunk. Perfect. Beautiful.

That's the way to do it. Thank you for your patience. Yeah. And what do you, you almost look like you're holding some sort of award, but that's the name tag you picked, right? Yeah, my name tag that I picked looks like somebody found or has a framed poster of an American werewolf in London, and literally all they did was tape the word Megan on top of this framed poster, so it's a Megan werewolf in London,

and it's dirty, like they pulled out of the back of a closet. Really phoned it in. And it's dirty. Like they pulled out of the back of a closet. Really phoned it in. I can't wait to play for you. Get out of here, Megan. Sorry, Megan.

She also did like a comically large... If you're not a strong player, pick a name tag. Great, I like that approach. Yeah, she didn't even like... Yeah, no, it. Great. I like that approach. Yeah. She didn't even like, yeah, no, it's great. I love you. I'm really excited. And what is,

what did you bring that Megan doesn't have a chance in hell of winning? Oh yeah, no, no. No, no. What's, it's even, it's even worse.

I don't know. Okay, so I, you know, I normally bring in a Team Noelle mug. You know how I, I ran out. I gave them all away, which I was really bummed out, so I, you know, I normally bring in a Team Noel mug. You know how I... Yeah, yeah. I ran out.

I gave them all away. Oh. Which I was really bummed out. The whole team has been... The whole team, you know, the team's been assembled and everybody's drinking out of their mugs. So I just... Okay, so I, sometimes when I think I'm never going to act again, I just, I'm like, oh, I'll make t-shirts for a living. And I have like an old t-shirt that I made

that just says ha-ha-ha-ha-ha all over it. So I'll show you. Yeah, literally, I designed a thing that says ha-ha, and it's just a ha-ha-ha. But it's old. This is like, you can clean your kitchen with this. It's cute. So is that part of Forrest Gump based on you?

Which part? The part where the guy's like, I make t-shirts, but they're not selling well. Yeah. Totally, Sam. Is it? That's it? Nobody remembers that. Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate.

I mean, that was my question. I'm sorry I made you ask it, Sam. And then, earlier this year... I felt like I'd been talking too much, so I was like, Sam, will you ask this question? A cool thing're drunk is like, you do want to chant things. So I'm glad we got back to tape. Um, and then I also earlier this year, I, um, you know, when Donald Trump called himself as a state, he was like, I'm a very stable genius. Um, I started making shirts and selling them that say I'm a very stable genius. So here's this shirt.

You can go to my Etsy, which is this weird thing that I have. And then also I have a, I bought a CBD bath bomb. It's lemon scented. I did the Aphrodite one the other night and it was really fun. And this is limonene, which doesn't sound romantic or sexy. It sounds like you're going to clean your kitchen, but you can get in that. So if you want to feel sexy and squeaky, there's that. Those are my gifts. Thank you.

That's great. My gifts. My gifts to the winner. Probably not Megan alright and what do you got to plug I've been noticing on Instagram

that you've got this new kind of musical career you're doing yeah so I'm very lost and so I started making music

but it's going really well so I'm I released a song two weeks ago. And I have a new single coming out. Can you believe it? I'm saying single. I'm going to drop a single. December 14th.

Okay. Is it a ballad? Yeah, it's totally a ballad. It's a ballad of Noel Wells. All right. Yeah. I don't have to audition for it. I just...

Yeah, you just did it. I just did it i just did it yeah it's really cool the music's really good i really like doing it it's um a new fun outlet right on and uh yeah yeah and last movie you saw can i just can i tell you the most memorable movie I saw the past two weeks? Okay. I've watched a lot of movies. I saw Midnight Cowboy. Oh, all right.

On shrooms for the first time. I didn't know. So here's what happened. First time on shrooms or first time on watching the movie? First time I saw Midnight Cowboy, but I happened to have done shrooms beforehand. And, well, I showed up for Harry Nilselson i was just like oh harry nelson you know sing the song and i had rented it like a few days before and then it was like a friday and i did shrooms and i was like oh i rented this movie and i started watching it it was literally a nightmare it was like i was like this is like the worst i i don't know it was it was a really crazy thing

there's a crazy movie to watch on drugs. And I feel like a different person coming out the other end of that. You look very serious. Yeah, I don't. Do you realize what you're saying? What am I saying? I mean, I should treat it seriously,

shouldn't I? I don't know. The meanest thing you can say to any person, high or drunk, do you realize what you're saying? What have I said? You said that it was a crazy-ass movie, right? It was one of those things where I was like, I felt like I was scraping the bottom of humanity.

But understood it. I was like, oh, like I was scraping the bottom of humanity. But understood it. Like, I was like, oh, but I'm here, and I get it, and I'm this person. I am these people like prostitute. I got it. I was like, oh, I showed up in LA like eight years ago. This is me. You know what? I ran

into John Voight at Hugo's on Riverside just a little while ago with my wife and daughter, and we were all on shrooms. Yes, exactly. You get it. Totally. What's crazy about the movie is John Wayne beat both those guys for best actor that year. For True Grit, which is like a joke.

I ran into Dustin Hoffman the other day and he's like, I'm walking here. It was weird because I know so much about the movie From things like that And I was like Oh this will be a cool movie to watch And I was just like

It was very strange I don't even know if I watched it right I don't think you did Did I? Where did you start? I don't think you watched it right From the middle? Only X rated movie to win the Best Picture Award.

Is this true? Yeah, it wouldn't be rated X today, but it was at the time. We don't even have that letter anymore. Can I ask you a question, though? Because I've only seen it once. Oh, that's why that movie I saw was rated Z. Wait, can I ask you a question? Is that movie inherently trippy?

Trippy? Yes, it's an inherently trippy movie. There's the big acid scene. Because it's from the 70s. It was so weird that I watched it while I was... I was just like, I feel like this... Even if I wasn't on drugs, this would be very crazy to be watching.

It's a very dark, dark movie. It is not a pick-me-up. It's so dark that if I was on shrooms and I watched the episode of Seinfeld where they spoofed Midnight Cowboy, I would freak out. That's how dark it is. It was incredibly dark, but I was like,

I'm pretty sure if I was watching this sober, I would be maybe even more traumatized. Yeah, probably. Probably more so. So you did the right thing. Thanks. Thank you, Noel. Thank you, guys. And also waiting patiently, we've got two more, you guys.

We're doing this. Katie McCurdy's here! Hi! Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, It's nice to see you. You too. And what are you, who are you playing for? I'm playing for Ready Player Genre. And he was like, do you know what this is? But I was like, I don't know. But now I know.

It's a giant joint. And it says Private Reserve Skywalker. Oh, let me take care of that. He said you would know what it is. Oh, yeah, that looks familiar. Oh, that's how this works? I have to thank you now? Get the fuck out of here.

And take Megan with you, okay? Thank you, Johnner. And what's the next question? What did I bring? Yeah. Yeah. Funny you should ask. Well, I brought a bunch of things.

Well, I had this for my Thanksgiving. Oh, I love it already. Because, you know, it's the holidays, and you might want to look like a pumpkin pie. So someone can have a great time with that during the holidays.

Sure, I believe it should fit everybody. Kate, you have a very small face. I don't know if this is a good idea. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's good.

That's real good. Anybody hungry? I'd say a lot of fun things like that if I could actually wear this, but it won't stay. It's actually like

leftover pie from Thanksgiving, for real. I bought that at Thanksgiving Here's pumpkin Okay what else do you have I like to just write things on hats And this one just says Christmas hat Yes I love a Christmas hat

This is a Webby doll from DuckTales I play Webby on DuckTales It's one of those Funko things. I have a Garfunkel Notes CD. This one is Secretions, signed by Ricky and I, and a Garfunkel Notes kazoo, and a lighter, a Garfunkel Notes lighter. And then I made this cartoon, and it just says,

Welp, it's the holidays again, and the dog is going, Again? It's a good gift bag. Dogs don't's the holidays again, and the dog is going, again? It's a good gift bag. Dogs don't like the holidays. It's a Yorkie. It's actually about to be put down. Unless you keep doing the show. I'll do it.

I'll stay awake. What do you got to plug, Kate? I have, well, do you remember, I don't know if you remember this, but last year when I did the Christmas episode of the show, I was about to get my teeth, my wisdom teeth taken out, and I had five wisdom teeth, and it was a very terrible time.

My tongue is still never going to be right, although Noelle told me maybe in a few years it will be, because I hit a nerve or something. But anyway, I was on a ton of drugs, and I wrote a Christmas song while on a lot of drugs, and it's coming out on Friday, the Christmas song. Oh, cool. It's called You've Got a Bike.

You've got a what? You've got a bike. Bike, okay. I already have some, I'm imagining some great rhymes. Oh, it's just, it's unlike most of the songs I've ever done. I just kind of, it's too low for me to sing. I just tried to honor how I sounded when I wrote it, which was really high.

Okay. And last movie you saw? I watched a Lifetime Christmas movie called The Christmas Table. The Christmas Table? Yeah. You've seen it? Daniel loves it.

It's a Coen Brothers movie. Not a lot of people know that. Joe hates it. If you're watching a Lifetime movie, you're gonna like it. I guess that's a really good point. There's no... That's how it works.

It's like you're eating out of a dumpster. You're gonna like it. If that's where you are in your life, that's where you're eating out of a dumpster. You're going to like it. If that's where you are in your life, that's where you are. It was really violent for trying to be a romantic Christmas movie. The lead girl is hitting the guy every Christmas because it spans 20 Christmases

and every Christmas this guy gets hit. And I'm like, anyway, I don't want to give away the ending. And every Christmas, this guy just gets hit. And I'm like, anyway, I don't want to give away the ending. You know, they really do recommend shrooms for all Lifetime pictures. Or any kind of medicine for getting your wisdom teeth out. She actually was watching Midnight Cowboy.

That's what's weird. She just doesn't know. She thinks it was a Christmas movie. I'm watching here i'm watching here thank you kate thank you all right we did it we got through everybody it's been now this dude uh he's always always Around if I need him And years ago How many years do you think that was? Oh six

First time you were on? Six years maybe? Seven He in the Bless you In the podcast-a-thon He bid like several thousand dollars To be a guest on Doug Loves Movies

And then he's been a recurring guest ever since he he won us all over with his quietness it's sean sacama everybody thank you hello he let me say his name wrong for years he let me pronounce it wrong that's close enough that's that's a great that's great when that happens. But what do you got for the bag? That's who you're playing for? This is, oh boy. Jurassic Park.

Why is it so dusty? I don't know. Zach, how long have you had that? What's going on, Zach? It's vintage. It's been upgo dust on it. But what was this bar? I guess it was just like a promotional thing for the VHS of Jurassic Park. I don't know.

I mean, me being 5'7 and holding it, it feels like a regular size VHS box. That's cool. And what did you bring for the bag? So for the prize bag, I know you usually need extra bags for this. So there is a bag. So for the prize bag, I know you usually need extra bags for this, so there is a bag. There's a couple of Simpsons posters that I've had for a while. Those are cool. A Hydro Flask, 64 ounce.

Anybody into that? People all went, oh, but I don't think anybody knows what you're talking about. Double insulated. 64 ounces. Just Hydro Flask sounds so good. It sounds like, you know, like butt funnel.

Yeah. There's an iTunes gift card in here somewhere. 15 bucks. So, you know, by Kate's song, Joe's movie. How many thousands

of dollars did you bid? Oh, man. Why do you think I'm scraping up the bottom of the barrel for these prizes? And then, I don't know

how I got this, but it's a pack of Twilight New Moon. I don't know how I got this, but it's a pack of Twilight New Moon. I don't know how I got them. Why do you want them, Jeff? You're going to love that first one. The first one is hot, hot, hot. Not a shirtless man.

This one is hot, hot, hot. Not a shirtless man. Well, thank you for bringing all of that stuff, Sean. Absolutely. I can't believe somebody brought cards that someone will want less than my perfect stranger's cards. I actually do want those perfect stranger's cards. Oh, all right. You should mention Sean also baked some delicious cookies for the green room.

Yeah, sugar cookies are in the green room. So if you're in the green room at any point, give those a try. Please don't come back there. Oh, Joe's had one. And what do you think? Do you like it more or less than that movie? What movie? You know what fucking movie.

These cookies are fucking movie. These cookies are fucking unbelievable. Sean, I don't know what you did to these things, man, but Jesus Christ, seriously. They taste so good. They taste like home. You know they're full of weed, right? You're from Philadelphia. That doesn't taste good. They're really good.

And he made them from scratch. They're incredible. What's happening? What happened? I spilled a beer on Ken're incredible. What's happening? What happened? I spilled a beer on Ken's sign and Ken's gonna kill me. Ken's so old and grumpy. Oh, okay. Sorry, Ken. So where were we, Sean?

Shit. You guys all took his microphones from him. There you go. I've reached my allotment. What do you got to plug? Oh, you know, my long list. No, I've got nothing to plug. So I'll just skip right to the movie.

Last movie I saw was Netflix's The Christmas Chronicles. Anybody out there? Not bad for a Christmas movie, right? Kurt Russell. Kurt Russell was fantastic. It's no Scruggs. I mean, yeah, it's no Scruggs, but I'm not going to filibuster Scruggs about it. The. It's no Scruggs. I mean, yeah, it's no Scruggs, but I'm not going to filibuster Scruggs about it.

The Ballad of Santa Scruggs. Why did I wait until my mouth was full? There's your next album. There's your next album, Jeff. No one's ever said that and been right before, but that one I might do. Dave Foley! That was stalling until you got back, Dave.

Thank you. Thank you to all of my guests. Thank you to everyone for being here. I'm sorry that we ran out of time. Apologies to Matt Damon. It's not your fault, Doug. All right. So for the first game tonight, we really are... We seriously are going to play Characters Welcome.

Yeah. I wrote it down right this time. So this is to determine who's going to go first in the next game. So everyone on stage is eligible. If you get to a microphone, great, but if you just shout it out and I hear you, that'll be enough. I'm going to name the characters in the end credits of a holiday film. You know how those end credits are. They have some pretty generic things on there, like, you know, drunk woman number one.

That kind of thing. So the first one of you that can piece it together and guess the right title wins. Unlimited guesses. Huh? Unlimited guesses. Yeah, unlimited guesses. Huh? Unlimited guesses.

Yeah, unlimited guesses. Yes. It's Dan's first time on the show. I thought that was the name of a movie. Unlimited table. All right, so drunk woman number one. Midnight Cowboy. Nope. Nope.

No. No. There's a character in the end titles called Young Roger. Someone named Nate. There's a Savannah. Bless you. Medea Family Christmas is not correct. There's someone named Carol Van Stone.

Tracy Hughes. No. Josh Pucker. Surviving Christmas. Unaccompanied Minors. Hugh Dorman. I mean, Huge Dorman. Home Alone Lost in New York.

Scary Russian Singing Guy. Eastern Promises. Ruskies. They do. Christmas. Santa Claus 3. Santa Claus 3. Santa Claus 3.

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Santa Claus 2. Santa Claus 2. Santa Claus 2. Santa Claus 2. Santa Claus 2. Santa Claus 2. Santa Claus 2. Santa Claus 2. Santa Claus 2. Santa Claus 2. Santa Claus 2. Santa Claus 2. Santa Claus 2. Santa Claus 2. Santa Claus 2. Santa Claus 2. Santa Claus 2. Santa Claus 2. Santa Claus 2. Santa Claus 2. Santa Claus 2. Santa Claus 2. Santa Claus 2. Santa Claus 2. Santa Claus 2. Santa Claus 2. Santa Claus 2. Santa Claus 2. Santa Claus 2. Santa Claus 2. Santa Claus 2. Santa Claus 2. Santa Claus 2. Santa Claus 2. Here we go again. No. It'd be funny if it was elf and there's a huge elf poster sitting in front of all of us.

All right. Eight crazy nights. Solid night, deadly night. Well, there's a credit in this movie. Office party goer. Office Christmas party. Jacob got an office Christmas party. Office Christmas party. Office Christmas party.

Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake. You're Officer O. Say what you want about Jeff, but he never started it himself. That's the only nice thing I have to say about it. And that mic drop almost got you in the Me Too movement. You think that's what's going to get me in the Me Too movement? We've never met. How do you get into the Me Too movement?

Get into it. Come on, you guys. Participate. You're already there, Noel. Don't worry. We're born there. Well, it's true. Happy holidays. Welcome to Hollywood. The Dream Factory.

That's from Pretty Woman. All right. Jacob gets to go first in what's going to be the game that's going to narrow us down to three players. And that game is called Last Man Stanton. So we'll start with Jacob. Thank you. We'll start with Jacob. Then it goes to Rachel and Dave and Jeff and Sam and all the way around like that. And no lifelines. So if you can't think of one, you're out. But aren't you in luck? Because I've selected two names for you to play with. You need to name the films of...

Laurel and Hardy. No, no, I'm just joking around. You didn't do good at that? Oh, shit. Name four. Laurel and Hardy meet Frankenstein. Laurel and Hardy meet The Invisible Man. Laurel and Hardy meet The Wolfman.

And Laurel and Hardy go to Africa. Are you sure those aren't... Those are all Abbott and Costello movies. Abbott and Costello. Joe's out. I think Joe should be eliminated I think two of them were earnest movies You're right I literally don't know any Laurel and Hardy movies

Well there's Slam Dunk Laurel and Hardy There's Laurel and Hardy Rides Again Laurel and Hardy Saves Christmas Laurel and Hardy Goes to School Laurel and Hardy rides again. Laurel and Hardy saves Christmas. Laurel and Hardy goes to school. Laurel and Hardy make a sex tape. That one's on the... Laurel and Hardy's infinite playlist.

Laurel and Hardy. I really do have one. What? Babes in Toyland? Yeah, that is one, yes. Toyland. Flying deuces. Toyland, that's how you say it. Like Cleveland in Toyland? Yeah, that is one, yes. Toyland. Flying deuces. Toyland, that's how you say it.

Like Cleveland? Toyland? This land is my land. This land is your land. Nobody knows this? Flying deuces, way out west. Utopia. There's more.

The other is. Sons of the Desert. I was just joking around, Dave. I'm not. Done. But I'm struggling, so it's going to take a while. Everyone just rocks. Those are all Laurel and Hardy movies. They sound like Milton titles or something.

Oh, they're very deep movies. Utopia was the name of one of them. So we're gonna do what so we're gonna do um the uh wow i'm sneezing in here tonight bless you probably all that dust on this jurassic park vhs it's really getting to everybody. We are going to, like I said, start with Jacob. And then if you miss, thank you for being here. But I'm just going to say your name and just hand me your name tag and go. Yeah, pack up your knives and go. And tonight, because the answer in the last game

was Office Christmas Party we're going to be playing the films of three of the stars of that motion picture Jennifer Aniston Jason Bateman and the only other actor from Office Christmas Party that is listed by Box Office Mojo

Jamie Chung. Yeah, right? A lot of big names in office. Christmas party. All right, Jacob, start us off. Any of those three? Films of those three people. Juno.

Yes. Very good. We've got a good one in the audience. I agree. Rachel. Wait, which one are we going over? Rachel. 50 First Dates. Who's in that?

Is Jennifer Aniston in that one? No. Okay. They're already out. It's not. It's the other Jennifer Aniston movie. It was great. She still gets a chance. Don't say what it is, you guys.

Do you know the name of that one? The other one that she's in? Friends. Love that movie. And you don't have any other Jennifer Aniston movies? Or Jason Bateman they've been in several together

so that all those of course would count and then Jamie Chung was on what are you doing get out of here is that really Dan it's okay.

You don't have to throw them. You don't have to throw them out. Dan's going to leave now. Just a quick update. Don't say answers from the audience during the games. Thanks. So what do you think, Rachel? That was a great movie.

What was it called it was game night yes correct one with the RV, right? Meet the Robinsons? Jason Bateman. Teen Wolf 2. Teen Wolf 2, very good. I'm still in the running.

Okay, here we go. I want to get a picture. I don't think you're going to be around. Just in case. I mean, you took a big swing with Meet the Robinsons. I was worried I wouldn't get a pic. Anyway, I'm going to say Office Space. Yeah. Sam.

Dave was so close. We're the Millers. Yes, there you go. No, you're good. Yeah, he had two of the words right, and the third one was a name that people have. Dan? Horrible bosses.

Joe Lynch? Picture perfect. Yes. Wait, but what did Dan say again? You remember. Horrible Bosses. Go ahead. Marley and Me.

Yes. Oh, the Yorkies. Wanderlust. Whoa. Kate Micucci. The Wanderlust. Sean? Hor Micucci to Wanderlust. Sean? Horrible Bosses 2.

Yeah, that's what I was looking for. Thought somebody should just go ahead and grab that one. That's what I was going to say. Oh, shit. Joey D. The Breakup. Yes. Yes.

Yes. That's got Jennifer and Jason. Oh, also, can I have a Jack Daniels on ice? Oh, is Daryl back there? Could Daryl make that happen? Can I get a refill on my Tito's and soda, buddy? Thanks. Thank you, Daryl.

Yes. That's Sean's brother, Daryl. Where's his other brother, Daryl? I've only met him. I have another brother, Daryl, yeah. Wow, we're all so old. I'm going to go with the good girl. Oh, shit.

The good girl. Good one. Yes. Doug, I don't feel very confident with this group of names, so I want to show off that I know this, and it's only going to work if I'm correct in who I think Jamie Chung is. Just say something. Sucker Punch.

Yes, Sucker Punch has Jamie Chung in it. Very good. Now we're back to Rachel. Okay, I may not know a movie, but I definitely know a television show. That's not a great way to start off. And although this may be the last time you guys see me, I just wanted to throw my answer out there.

You want to show off that you know that she was in a TV show? No, Jason Bateman. Yeah. You're going, what are you going that she was in a TV show? No. Or that he was? Yeah. You going, what are you going? I watch a lot of television. You going that sitcom he was on? Ozark. Oh, Ozark, yeah.

Yeah. It wasn't me in that one. Yeah, he was. I'm a stoner, so I'm not great with names, but I'm so good at faces. Like, I'll remember all of your faces tonight. None of your names, but it was great being here.

Thank you, Rachel Wolfson! We'll see that name tag you got over there. Enjoy the out-of-doors. Do you want those cups? Jacob will want them. Jacob will want them, okay. Give them to Jacob.

He started getting his violence. This is nice. Bye Rachel. All right, we're back to Dave. Wait up. Wait up. I can tell you this, Dave. None of them are in Miller Caruso. No.

What's... Not my rich friends. Is that the name of it? My wealthy friends. My happy friends. Oh, yeah. That one's just called friends. They just happen to be rich. Wasn't there, um, hmm?

She didn't say friends with money. What's that? Friends with money. That's your final answer? Friends with money. Friends with money is correct. Oh, I gotta stay. Yeah.

Jeff. Jeff. What? You heard her, Sam. She said, don't be a nerd. I said game night. Why do you keep saying it? It's Jeff's turn. Okay.

Jeff. Rumor has it. do you keep saying it? It's Jeff's turn. Okay. Jeff? Rumor has it. He just says it funny. That's why it's funny. Maybe he doesn't know why you're so funny, Jeff. Jeff, you look like a guy that says that expression a lot. Like you're sitting on your porch.

Rumor has it you've been playing around with my wife. Right, like I'm talking about Jade Helm all the time. Why are they closing all these Walmarts? Rumor has it they're using the parking lot for urban warfare training. It's like a real rumor. Anyway, rate and review, five stars. Thanks for listening to Rumor Has It with Jeff Tate. Sam?

Sam? I don't know, Just go with it. Ha ha. That was the one with her, right? Jennifer and Adam. Dan? Extract. Oh.

Noel wanted extract. I wanted extract. I mean, once you've tripped while watching Midnight Cowboy, you might as well try some extract. Joe Ledge, you got this. Dodgeball. Full title?

Dodgeball, A True Underdog Story. Yes. I love that they resisted to call it an underdog tail. Noelle Wells. Just soaking in this moment. Yes, it was really nice to be here tonight. I just need to sober up a bit. Oh, is that it?

No. I know the same bullshit trivia when I'm drunk that I do when I'm not drunk. You know what I mean, Joe? I mean, I'm savoring this moment before I have to drive home. Yeah, I tapped out. I don't know. You're done? I had extract and I don't know any other movies.

Well, that was a good one, Extract. It was good. Yeah, so you're second best at knowing Extract. Yeah. Thank you so much for being here. Amy can't help you. Noelle Wells! Thank you!

Thank you! Oh, yeah, give me that. Give me that dirty werewolf named Tangerhurst. Thank you. All right, Kate. Along Came Polly. Uh-huh. Sean. Has anyone said Office Christmas Party? No. All right. Sean?

Has anyone said office Christmas party? No. All right. You took my strategy from yesterday, Sean. Joe? Doug, I'm going to go with a little slice of magic called Leprechaun. Yes. Yes. Thatchaun. Yes. Yes.

That's great. Yes. Old nose Aniston. There's Reese's everywhere. Get the fuck out of here, Neil. Neil, get the fuck out of here. I feel like the eagle's getting piped in over the PA. Yeah.

We can hear him from the room. That Neil guy's about to do some of his gross stuff. Okay. I think baby mama. What? Who's in baby mama? What am I thinking of, Jeff? Wait, that's not how this works.

Well, it worked last night. I think she's thinking of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Gals. I'm thinking of a Jason Bateman pregnancy film. Oh, right. Junior. Not Juno. Yeah. Yeah, there is, and I can't remember what it's called.

Thank you so much. I'll be in the courtyard selling my album. Thank you, Amy Miller. Boom. Is this her name tag, this elf thing? Okay. I thought that would be a bigger callback throughout the show, Mike Elf. It seemed strong up top, but it didn't catch on

yeah but up top was two hours ago but I mean that's what I mean there was no what's happening? I'm going to go with Shop Girl oh by the way don't let Noelle drive alright good she can hang out for a sec don't let Noelle drive. Alright, good. She can hang out for a sec.

Jacob? I went with Shop Girl. You did? When? Just now. A couple minutes ago. Wait, who do you think is in Shop Girl? It was just a couple minutes ago. Shop Girl. Somebody already said

Good Girl. That's who you're thinking of. You sure that's who I'm thinking of? Who's in Shop Girl? She's not in Shop Girl. Claire Dane, Steve Martin, Jason Schwartzman, Bridget Wilson, Sampras, That's enough

Jacob you always do this You're mistaking Jennifer Aniston For Steve Martin again Three Amigos She was in Three Amigos All of me Man with two brains

Alright So yeah Thank you Jacob Searox. Thanks for having me, guys. Happy Hanukkah. Oh, thanks. Strangely early departure for Jacob. And there's no shithead on the back of this thing.

All right. So I'll just put it over here. Isn't this Noel going to be okay hey Joe do me a favor I pulled this off of the back of a name tag show me where on there it says the name of a shithead it's a fucking

blank post-it it was on the back of a name tag it's just blank it was covering the shithead oh it was covering the shithead. Oh. It was covering the shithead. And it was on this elf poster? Hmm? All right, Dave, what do you got?

All right. It's been great having you here. Okay. All right, Dave, what do you got? All right. It's been great having you here. Okay. It's a movie where she's in a couple and they decide to go live in a commune.

Oh, I think, didn't Kate already say that one? Did you? Yeah. That's Wanderlust? Oh, okay, then, good night. Thank you, Dave Foley. You know what he is now? Where?

What he is now? What? What he is now? What is he? He says where. Remember when I got that knock-knock joke wrong? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's hard to learn your part in a knock-knock joke.

I was so surprised. Because you're not the one doing the knocking. Man, you'd be surprised too if Eric Estrada was at the door. Alright. I'm just going to say this one now because this poster won't stop rolling up and it's too much of a hassle. Daddy Bush is a shithead. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what people are clapping for. It's vague enough. You can make it be whatever you want. Yeah. What do you think, Jeff?

Oh, I'm thinking that Jennifer Aniston was in something called the switch. Yes. Who else was in that with her? I believe Jason Bateman. Damn right. Yes. And some jizz.

Uncredited. I apologize for my language. I've been up here forever. I can... Pass that one back up here forever. Pass that one back up here. Wait, you just went past a microphone so you won't have to pass microphones? Okay.

That's good. But it's Sam's turn, right? Yeah. Jesus, this microphone does not reach me. I'm going to go with Starsky and Hutch. Okay. Yeah. Bateman's in that one.

That's a Bateman. I don't like how Sam brings a list of movies that have happened. I have the entire Leonard Maltin movie guide right here. On these two pieces of loose leaf paper. DVK. Bad words. Yes. That is how you...

Get it done. What is that? I love all of you. Even the ones who just learned how cool that could have been that was a lot of FOMO out there isn't there oh I wish I could have yelled that thing with everybody

I'm having a lot of it of FOMO I wish I knew that was going to happen I would have jumped on board it might happen again I would have jumped on board. Thanks, buddy. It might happen again. I won't be paying attention. My favorite Joe on the panel, you're next. The Gift.

You're welcome. And thank you. Joel Edgerton classic. The Gift. Yeah, The Gift. Kate. Cake. Cake.

Nice. Sean. I'm going to go with The Bounty Hunter. Yeah, you are. Back to you, Joe. Second favorite. Jason Bateman was in a film called Couples Retreat. He sure was.

Jeff. The way you say that is so funny. Hang on. Wait a second. Who are the three? Who's the third name? It's Jason Bateman, Jennifer Aniston, and... Jamie Chung. Jamie Chung.

Okay. So I'm going to go with the classic. The change-up. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Change-Up is a body switch movie with Ryan Reynolds and Jason Bateman. That's what The Change-Up was. Yeah, yeah.

Yes, he was in The Switch and The Change-Up. It was the same contract for both. It turned out one contract made him make both those movies. I was keeping the movie The Switch up in my head, and I would have been so wrong. Oh, shit, yeah. They made the change up first, and then they were like, you know what was wrong with this?

Not enough cum. Let's make The Switch. Sam? state of play uh huh dad someday this is gonna be right sorry buddy I was just trying to get some mic cord apologies

over the hedge wait you just say that when you aren't sure to get some mic cord. Apologies. Over the Hedge. Wait, you just say that when you aren't sure? I also think there's like an 11% chance that Jennifer Aniston is in it. I mean, that's good enough for me. Oh, okay. I'll take it. That's the Tate seal of approval right there.

Promo code Tate at checkout. Yeah, burnoutmugs.com. 25% off. Thank you, Dan Van Kirk. Thank you. I'll see everybody one week from tonight. Joe Lynch. Zootopia.

Oh, my goodness. Shout out to my kids. Oh, thank you Your kids listen to this podcast? Yes they do No they listen to Doug Kate Well Doug it was really fun to be here

And I don't think I had The Teen Wolf 2 Yeah Yeah we said that one Jennifer Aniston. Yes, Jeff? I don't think I was talking. I think that was something else.

Thank you, Kate McGoochie. Thank you, Kate McGoochie. This is exciting. Finally got rid of all those pesky ladies. Let's hear it for the patriarchy. Sean. And I'm going to go with Premium Rush. Okay. Nobody? Who's in go with Premium Rush. Okay.

Nobody? Who's in that? Jamie Chung. Oh, she is? Yeah, her daughter was being smuggled across. Oh, right. Fuck, I should have known that from that earlier bit. I just watched it. I did that bit already this show.

Two Premium Rush drops. That's very impressive. What the fuck is premium Rush? What is it? Is that the one where Joseph Gordon Lennon rides his bike? Michael Shannon playing that guy. I call him Lennon, sorry. John Lennon and Paul McCartney ride their bikes around?

That sounds like a good movie, man. Doug, if I'm not mistaken, Jennifer Aniston was in the Jackie Brown prequel, Life of Crime. Was she not? Who? Life of Crime. Who?

Jennifer Aniston. Yes. Was in the Jackie Brown prequel, Life of Crime. Yes. With most death. Yes. Yes. But he's,

but he's, in that movie, his credit is Yassin Bey. And all lowercase, because he was really up his own butt. Yeah. Yeah, cost extra money. Our friend Dan, the director of that movie, told us it cost him extra money to do the opening credits

because Yassin Bey had to be in all lowercase. Yeah, it makes the poster look weird. It doesn't. It doesn't. It seems like it'd be that expensive, but it also seems like a weird request. They had to redo the whole thing, and they weren't allowed to say Mos Def was in it. They were only allowed to say Yassine Bey is in it.

And let me tell you, Yassine Bey does not really draw the eye as much as Mos Def does. As soon as I found out Yassine Bey meant Mos Def, I was like, I'll fucking see that movie. It's not a bad flick. No, it's good. Jeff? Cake.

I already said it. Hey, why did everybody yell that at me? Did they already say... Kate said cake. Did they already say the object said cake. Did they already say the object of my affection? What? Nope.

The object of my affection? Nobody said that yet. Okay, someone will, I think. Okay. That's my choice. I can't. All right. Sam?

I need a... Thank you. I'm going to go with Mother's Day. Or Valentine. No, she's in Mother's Day. No, everyone was kind of like, going like, oh, yeah. No, I heard a lot of, no.

Nobody was saying no. Oh, no, I agree. The moan is correct for Mother's Day. Yeah. All right. Yeah, it wasn't great. The Kingdom. Uh-huh.

There it is. Pete Berg. Uh-huh. There it is. Pete Berg. Nice. Nice. Sean? I think I'm out, but Jamie Chung was in a horror remake. I think it was Sorority Row was the remake. Oh.

I don't know. I'm going to let you stay. Joe, you might know. Just fucking look at me, dude. It's a horror movie. That sounds good to me. I know she's in a horror slasher remake. That sounds good to me.

Joe? God damn. Get a mic. Either one. Yeah. It's fun to watch Fuck Somebody say she's the one already

Who? That Burns movie Edward Burns Yes and Jennifer Aniston in she's the one Did nobody say it yet? Yeah you're saying it Woo That one

Jeff Nobody said it yet? Yeah, you're saying it. Woo! That one. Jeff. Every time Joe says it, Joe says exactly the one that makes me forget the one I remembered. Oh. Hmm. Is this the end of the line? No.

I got more. Here's one. Okay. Rockstar. Yeah. That's right. Sam. Hey, why don't you try to get a mic to yourself right before it's your turn?

So he's grappling for one when, you know, let's keep this thing moving. I can't teach the other competitors courtesy. Wow. That was really more aimed at Jeff. What is the list Sam is reading off of? Is he cheating? No, he's writing down the ones we've said

so far because it's easier to access new ones. Right. Yeah. It's definitely a form of cheating. You don't spend a lot of time remembering the word cake only to have your dreams dashed. Okay, Sam. Valentine's Day.

Yeah. Yeah. Which one? Valentine's Day. No, which one of them was in it? Aniston. She was? Yeah. I one? Valentine's Day. No, which one of them was in it? Aniston. She was? Yeah.

I don't think she was. Is anyone sure? I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure she's not in Valentine's Day. I'm pretty sure Sorority Row's not a fucking movie either. I'm pretty sure I don't care. Yeah, but I fell for it. I fell for it when he said it

but I'm not falling for your shit New Year's Eve no she's not in that one either she's in that one no she isn't no she's in Valentine's Day Julia Roberts was in both of those yeah

but Jennifer was just don't say any more answers in the audience please Jennifer was yeah she was in Mother's Day was the one that the holiday one that she was in. Yep. Yes, you're out. Yeah, I guess so. Thank you, Sam Levine.

Thank you, Sam Levine. All right, Joe. Jason Bateman smoking aces. Uh-huh. That's right. Back to Sean. Yep. I got nothing else unless we can do live action Mulan, which is not yet.

So thanks for having me again, Doug. Thank you, Sean Sacamai. I must issue a mea culpa to Sean Sacamai. Sorority Row. Jamie Chung's in it. What? Well, well, well, here's where boys turn into men. Oh, today's the day? Finally, today's the day.

All I wanted to do... All I wanted to do... It's so weird back here. You know how some people always have to be right? Yeah. Sam has to be right about being wrong. I got nothing. All right.

We did it. Nine nasty, terrible children gone. Three sweet, smiling children gone. Three sweet smiling children left. And we're going to play one last game to determine a winner. Jeff has a shot

here at being the winner. Three nights out of four of the four 12 Guests of Christmas shows. So, I'm counting on you guys to take them down. I'm pretty sure I'm right about this. Leprechaun 2 featuring stock footage of Jennifer Aniston.

And I believe she is credited in it on the IMDb page. It's a good thing we're not playing that game anymore. Oh, we're playing a different game? Yeah. Oh, shit. I forgot it switches. That was my choice, too.

Fuck. Thank God. Can I say that Jennifer Aniston was in He's Just Not That Into You, which is what Sam was thinking of? Oh, that's what he was thinking of? Yeah, yeah. Okay.

Uh-huh. was thinking of. Oh, that's what he was thinking of? Yeah, yeah. Okay. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Yeah, it was. I got confirmation. Let's all come together. Oh, yeah, yeah. Stop saying con.

It's a Joe sandwich. Joe sandwich, Tate in the middle. All right, you guys. Right, I'll have two to go please You know Ron Bennington Joe? Yes very well We play a game on the show called Bennington It was his idea and we love it

I'm gonna Who was gonna go next? Joe you were up next So Joe I'm gonna say to you The name of an actor or actress, and then you're just going to guess what you think might be in that person's top three, hopefully number one on their all-time box office chart, according to Box Office Mojo, after adjusting for inflation.

Okay. Oh, there it is. There's the shithead. Okay, so that's how that game is going to work. Oh, is there a shithead on the back of this bag of mail? Yeah, there was one on an envelope. All right, well, we don't need to worry about it because I think Joe's going to take this.

All right. That was your name tag, right? Yeah. The bag. Oh, now you like me? Oh, did I say I like you? I think you're going to win. No.

I don't necessarily. If you said I think Joe's going to take this, your odds are pretty good. Two of them are named Joe. I felt like I had a chance. Two Joes and a Joef. And a pizza place. Two Joes and a Joef and some pizza. It's our podcast.

Rumor has it. Oh, boy. You make the children laugh, Jeff. There's a couple of weird bartenders in Philadelphia that are probably just listening to this part of the podcast. Because of me and Joe. Yeah, we're both from Philly. Okay. But for some reason,

Jeff talks with a Texas accent and I've never been able to figure it out. I'm just taking my time. I'm a real buster over here, man. We're playing three rounds. Each of you gets to go first once,

starting with you, Joe. You'll name a movie, then Jeff and other Joe, Joe Lynch, have to name other movies. You get the first crack at this. It's The Films of Jamie Chung.

I don't know who Jamie Chung is. I don't know. That puts you in a bit of a spot. God damn it. Yeah, yeah. So the trick here... The trick here is you've got to maybe name a movie she might be in.

I'm going to say Office Christmas Party is in her top grossing film. Okay. What do you got there for us, Jeff? For the films of Jamie Chung. I'm going to say Sucker Punch.

Yeah, okay. Was she in more than two movies? Yep. Then I'm out. You guys haven't struck the old mother load. Oh, mother load. That's what I wanted to say.

Can I take sucker punch then? So you don't have any guests there? I got nothing, sorry. Okay. Coming in at number three for Jamie Chung, Grown Ups. Yeah. Number two, The Hangover Part Two. She was like the bride in that, I think.

And then she has a voice in her number one is Big Hero Six. Yeah. Wow, we really shit the bed completely then. Yeah. So we got a three-way tie. She's silently crying in her car on the 405 right now. We got a three-way tie. Joe's silently crying in her car on the 405 right now. We got a three-way tie. Joe starts, I mean, Jeff starts us.

All right. Jeff starts us next round. The films, of course, of Jennifer Aniston. What do you think's in her top three? Just the three guys on stage guessing, starting with Jeff. I'm going to go with Rumor Has It. Really banking on that Costner money. Well, I mean, I'm not going to get it right, so I might as well get a laugh.

Words to live by. I'm going to go with Horrible Bosses. Oh, fuck, I forgot about that one. Joe, what do you think? Well, hell. You know what? HB2. I'm going to go with The Breakup

because Vince Vaughn, that was a big time for Vince Vaughn. Sleeper hit of the summer, 2006. It's a good movie. I like it. It's a good movie. Great poster. Oh, man.

I love movies about failed relationships. May I continue? Yeah, please. I thought he was about to reminisce about the history of romance in film. Coming in number five, Horrible Bosses. Shit. Yeah. Not enough

to get you any points. Coming in number four, The Breakup. Also out of range. Fuck. Number three, can't believe we didn't remember this one after all the discussion earlier. We're the Millers.

Number two, Marley and Me. Fuck that dog. I love Yorkies. And number one, Bruce Almighty. Yes. How dare us.

Alright, we've got a three-way tie. How dare us Alright we've got a three way tie Going into the deciding round But there's no such thing as a tie Tonight gentlemen In this round Joe Lynch is going to go first And Whoever gets

The highest On the list Of this next Name Whoever gets the highest on the list. There you go, Jeff. Of this next name. We're declared. Joe Litch, Jason Bateman. Zootopia. Joe DeRosa.

Lots of scholars out there. I already forget all the Jason Bateman movies. So did he. I guess you just have to go with Teen Wolf 2. I'm going to go. You know what? God damn it. I will go with Teen Wolf 2.

That's got to be a solid number three. And you know how to spell two in that title? T-O-O exclamation point. Oh. Yes. Oh. Okay. Do you have...

Why is he laughing? I don't know either. Can I also say Zootopia? We've been tying all the other rounds I will say The Gift I mean it doesn't matter Zootopia is going to win

Okay let's see here I wrote down 21 of his movies What did you say again Joe? You said Teen Wolf 2? here. I wrote down 21 of his movies. What'd you say again, Joe? You said Teen Wolf 2? Okay. Gotta be there. Alright. Coming in at number 17. The Gift.

Wow. Holy shit. I'm just happy I made the list Yeah What did you say, Joe? Zootopia And what did you say, Jeff? No, I said Zootopia I think Joe said The Kingdom

That's number 19 with a bullet. Number five, the breakup. Number four, dodgeball, a true underdog story. Three, Juno. Two, Hancock. Wow. Yeah. Pete Berg?

You could just hear Jason Babin saying it. Come on, Hancock. Teen Wolf 2, anywhere on the list? Nope. 26. It's not in his top 21 anyway. And coming in at number one, Zootopia. Joe Lynch is our winner.

Thank you, Jeff Tate. Thank you, Joe DeRosa. Max a million. This one's for you, baby. Yeah, two cannonballs for you guys. Wow, that was some tango and cash shit right there. That was Joe and Joe. All right.

Hang with me a second here, Joe Lynch. You get a little extra time on stage. Joe DeRosa, get the fuck out of here. I mean, I'll see you backstage after if you want to tie one on or whatever. Thanks for that, Jeff. Does it have a shithead on the back? Yes, it do. Sure does. I got them all gathered over here. the back? Yes, it do. Sure does.

I got them all gathered over here. Don't need yours, Joe, because you won. Yeah, do you want to do your plugs again? Extra plugs. Yes, all right. So Mayhem is already on Shudder and out there. I have a movie coming out on Netflix next year called Point Blank with Anthony Mackie, Frank Grillo, and Marsha Gay Harden.

And Ariescope.com, the 14th through the 16th, we're going to be up recording. There's got great guests, commentaries, bands, and all that shit. If you listen with us, we will save wheelbarrows of dogs. Full wheelbarrows. Yes, save all the Yorkies.

They're so tiny and delightful. Thank you. And congratulations on your win, Joe Lynch, everybody. Thank you guys for coming out for... Oh, hey, that's a good photo. Good job. Thank you for coming out. I hope you guys have a great holiday season.

And continue listening to Doug Lowe's movies and come see us over at UCB Franklin on December 11th. And I gathered up, I think, most of the shitheads. As always, Justin Long is a shithead. I don't know about that. Gassing children at the border. Yeah, that's a shithead. That is definitely a shithead. Here's another shithead. I don't know about that. Gassing children at the border. Yeah, that's a shithead. That is definitely a shithead.

Here's another shithead. The Fantastic Beasts, The Crimes of Grindelwald. It's a shithead. Restaurants that put nasty mayonnaise on everything they serve but fail to list that fact anywhere on the menu

is a shithead. Woody Allen is a monster and a shithead. Alice the dog who keeps eating my stuff when I'm out is a shithead. Is it your dog? Doctors who say nothing's working when you are hacking your lungs out are a shithead? Well, I guess stop smoking. And the war in Yemen and Trump being a pussy on Saudi Arabia

and Mikey McKernanis? McKernanis? McKernan? Mikey McKernan is not funny? Is a shithead. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no

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