Doug Loves Movies - The 12 Guests of Xmas with Alex Brightman, Geoff Tate and 10 more guests

Episode Date: November 26, 2018

Live from the Gramercy Theatre in New York City, Doug ushers in the first 12 Guests of Christmas episode of the season with Alex Brightman, Kimberly Congdon, Trey Galyon, Josh Gondelman, Seth Herzog, Doogie Horner, Julia Mattison, Rob McClure, Jesse Pasternak, Tom Thakkar, Greg Whyshynski and Geoff Tate.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitcher Premium. For a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates Candy wrappers screaming, baby sticky seats With 50 ads and popcorn kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Ho, ho, ho, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. Coming to you once again for a 12-guest holiday spectacular

at the Gramercy Theater in New York City. Yay! Yeah! It's Sunday, November 25th, 2018. It's cold as effing fuck. It's actually not that bad out tonight. I wrote that yesterday, you guys. I'm not gonna lie to you.

It was really cold as effing fuck yesterday. Today's like, oh, this is cold. But, you know, you put on a jacket. But please, warm me up with some name tags. I want to see some hot name tags. Jay and Silent Rob strike back. Very good. I get that one.

JoeShins11. Good for you, Joe. Who's Christmas Vacation or Christmas Vacase Gen? Okay, that one's a little off. No, that's good. Oh, look at that. There's an E-T-I-M E-Tim. And look at all that. Turn it around so the people behind you can-E, Tim. And look at all that. Turn it around so the people behind you can see this, Tim. Look at this shit. He put so much shit on there, and he's got like a plug in there so the shit lights up.

Where's that Gremlins one I saw on the internet today? Where's that at? Oh, way up there. Holy shit, man. You made a great name tag and got here late? Everybody turn and look at that. He's got a gremlin that's tied to it with Christmas lights. Like they did to the dog in that movie.

Did they do that to the gremlin in that movie? Yes. Yeah? Okay. They hung the dog too, though, right? Yes. Okay. All right, I'm just, this is the part of the show where I talk to the audience,

you guys get it out of your system. Because we don't want to, oh, look at that hat. That's an awesome Santa hat that guy's got on. Yeah, you. All right, great job. I lost interest in the name tags, but great job, everybody. Some of them have candy on them. It's going to be great. As you can see, we've got 12 chairs up here, and I am going to fill them

in just a moment. But first, the ever so exciting Doug plugs. We're doing this again here tomorrow night, you guys. You got, you gotta come back just to see if I get the mic stand that I like. And we're doing two West Coast editions at Largo in Los Angeles next Sunday and Monday, December 2 and 3. I mean, if I had to say last year, New York beat Los Angeles, if I had to say last year, New York

beat Los Angeles, but I don't know. I don't know how it's going to go this time, and that I probably just made up just to suck up to you guys. Oh, and the December 3rd show is, I think it's the first night of Hanukkah, so what a terrific Hanukkah gift.

What a great Hanukkah gift that would be. You're allowed to go see a show on the first night of Hanukkah, right? If you're Jewish. Can you be in one? Okay, good, because I booked a couple of Jews. December 15th and 16th, I'm appearing at the Emerald Cup in Sonoma County. At the Sonoma County Fairgrounds in Santa Rosa, California. And

Doug Loves Movies comes to Cap City Comedy in Austin, Texas on Saturday, December 29th. For all my dates and deets and links, oh my, go to DougLovesMovies.com That's DougLovesMovies.com Yeah! Woo!

Woo! Well, I'm a regular Freddie Mercury with this mic stand. Another one rides the bus. All right, enough Christmas songs. Let's look in the prize bag. I brought some stuff, but let's face it. Let's look in the prize bag. I brought some stuff, but let's face it.

Twelve celebrities and others are going to bring out here. Who knows what they're going to contribute. It's going to be a big pile of something. But I brought some stuff, you know, just because, you know, I should bring something too. Shouldn't just make my guests bring something. Look at this thing I found. It's a box that claims to be a virtual reality viewer. 2.0. The first box didn't work out, but this one, you put this box on your phone, you're going to be like, holy shit. I'm right inside this

stuff. Some Douglas movie stickers. Those are easy to transport. I brought a lot of those. Whoever wins, please just go put them on things in public. And, oh, my God, you guys, I was just in San Diego, so somebody tonight is going home with San Diego Magazine. Yeah, like I said, I didn't put much effort into it, but I think my guests did, and I'm very excited to bring them all out here. Would you guys like to meet the 12 guests of Christmas? Please give it up for our night one competitors.

So exciting. Can everybody over there see me? Okay. Felt like I was off stage. That one guy, though, they're very excited. They're very excited that they can kind of see me. Please give it up for Alex Brightman, Kimberly Congdon, Trey Gallion, Josh Gondelman, Seth Herzog, Doogie Horner, Julia Madison, Rob McClure, Jesse Pasternak, Tom Takara, Greg Wyshynski, and Jeff Tate. Yes.

Yeah, look at this crowd. Tate, Tate. Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate. Do they want some Tate cookies? Is that what's going on? Yeah. All right, here we go. 12 guests, three microphones.

So, yeah, if you got something funny to say, get your hands on one of those things. If you don't, just sit there. It's that easy. Also, you want to answer the questions when it's your turn. Why is Seth looking around like I'm singling him out? Yeah, I felt like you were. It was weird. Did the lights just get brighter up here or do I need my glaucoma medication? Holy shit. I liked it the way it was before. You could bring it down a little bit.

Oh, look at that. Yeah, let's do this show like it's around a campfire. One of those great Christmas campfires that we go outside and have. Let's meet them individually. Starting with the man directly to my left in the front row, it's Alex Brightman. Thank you so much. Hello, everybody.

Hello, Doug. Hey, dude. It's so great to have you back. I'm so excited for the world to see you as Beetlejuice in Beetlejuice the musical. Betelgeuse if you know what you're talking about. And it's

I saw it in Washington D.C. and it was great and it's probably going to be even better when it hits Broadway. And congratulations dude. Thanks man. Excited to be back here. Yeah see that's the thing. He's excited about this. I don't give a shit about Broadway. He's fucking Beetlejuice.

This is why I do this. And I brought for the prize bag, and I didn't want to bring it up until you were out here. I got a sippy cup when I saw your show, and yeah, it traveled back with me. Yes! Yeah, damn you, TSA. I don't know why I'm mad at them.

They let it go through. But it's the theater you played at was called The National, and this is their season. All the shows that are coming up this season at that theater are on the cup. That's right, and beautiful. The Carole King musical's playing there now.

Yeah, there you go. So, I mean... What's playing after that, Alex? King musical is playing there now. Yeah, there you go. What's playing after that, Alex? I think it was supposed to be Bad Out of Hell, but they're not happening anymore. Oh, Bad Out of Hell? Fucking isn't a thing anymore? I saw the poster when I was there advertising it and I was like,

I think it is just a poster now. That shouldn't be a thing. Yeah, I was like, is that a pretend thing? Is that like a funny Beetlejuice lobby poster? Well, what's the opening date? It's at the Winter Garden where you played the title role in School of Rock. That's right. I actually think, I think, and I'm not sure about this,

but I think I'm making Broadway history by being the first person to open two back-to-back shows starring in the show in the same theater. Yes! There's no boo for that. That's a yay. I think that's... I mean, it's a hard record to have when Mamma Mia's there for 20 years or whatever the fuck. It's a very baseball-y fact, yeah. But we start previews March 28th.

We open April 25th. There you go. Beetlejuice, you guys. Yep. Say it three times if you want to meet him in person. Next to him, we've got our good friend Doogie Horner. Thank you. Thank you.

Great to be here. So great to have you. Thanks. Great to be here, Doug. Yeah. I already fucked this up. Why? What? Pass the microphone back Great to be here, Doug. Yeah. I already fucked this up. Why? What?

Pass the microphone back to Alex. Oh, okay. What I brought for the prize bag. No, it's even worse than that. Oh. It's even worse than that. I shouldn't have even started talking to you yet. Oh.

Yeah, so we'll do your part again later. Okay. But first, I have to say, because you're all out here ready to play and we need to get some name tags, let the games begin! Yeah, let's pick name tags and then we'll really get into this.

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Oh. Got some smoke going up here because it's a rock show. Wow, nice catch train. All right. Thank you. Let's meet rock show. Wow, nice catch, Trey. All right. Thank you. Let's meet them individually. Starting with Alex Brayman! Hey, Doug!

Hey, everybody! Beetlejuice conversation. Yep. All right, who are you playing for tonight? I'm playing for Beetle Hoops. There you go. Good old Beetle Hoops. And I appreciate you being here.

It's a person named Hoops? Angela Hooper. Oh, okay. Beetle Hoops. Beetle Hoops. And she's got a picture of me, you, and Jeff Tate on here. Yeah, that's beautiful. Yeah.

Love it. And we sort of did your plugs already. Anything else coming up before? Yeah, I'm going to be on the third season of Documentary Now. During the company episode by Penny Baker. Okay. Nice. Cool. And what was the last movie

you saw? We just saw Black Klansman. Wow, somebody booed. Very odd reaction to black Klansman. Yeah. I saw a black Klansman. Pretty sure it was a white man. What?

Black triple X. Klansman. Yeah. So I was hoping for more pornography. Yeah, I got... Right? Am I wrong? Triple X It should have been a lot of porn

When you have a triple X you gotta you know I thought so Those were K's That's what I thought I don't want to be the bearer of bad news Here Or whatever it is That guy that sold that movie to me on the street

Definitely ripped me off because it said Triple X and didn't have porn in it. I'll tell you what, the Triple K is even more fucked up porn than Triple X. Yeah, yeah. It's all about they eat a lot of bananas. Potassium. Was that a potassium joke?

It is, absolutely. I'll tell you what, I have a lot of respect for this audience enjoying that joke. Thanks, guys. All right, to Alex's left, who we also briefly met, but now we're really going to do this. It's Doogie Horner! Yay! I was so worried when you were like,

give the microphone back. I'm like, oh no, what did I do? Yeah, it wasn't working out. Alex was killing it, and then you came along. And all of a sudden, yeah, I don't need that. But thanks for being here, dude. Thanks for having me. Pass the mic back to Alex for a second.

Oh, no! What'd you bring for the prize bag? All right, what I brought for the prize bag. One more time. This is a Groundhog Day themed show of Doug Loves Movies. I'll be quick.

I brought two... They say we're young but we don't know. Don't they? Isn't that the song that plays over and over again at Groundhog Day? Yeah, absolutely.

I saw the Cher show today. The Cher show, Ronan, and it was... It was awesome, but I kept waiting for a scene where they just showed a clip from Groundhog Day. What'd you bring for the back? I brought a Nerf football.

I brought a t-shirt that says, Let's Cuddle, and it has a manatee on it. It was too small for my wife. My wife! my wife. I brought a... My wife! My wife. I brought a 300-piece puzzle that we just did called Washing Grandpa's Car.

And I'd like to point out that both... But there's a grandpa, and there's another grandpa. So I think that's very, very forward-thinking of this puzzle. I brought a 1,000-piece puzzle that I started, and then two hours later said, fuck this. I brought an adult coloring book. And that's it. Yes!

Wow. I'd just like to say before Doug makes... Wait, hang on a second. I gotta introduce you. I have something I want to say in the front of my dissenting voice. They're all lizard people. Don't listen to them.

You've got to believe me. No, man, you get to catch a kid falling out a tree and learn how to play piano. That's not how this movie goes. Also here tonight is Seth Herzog. Yay! Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Earned it. Earned it. Come on, Seth. We have to talk to Doogie. Why are you such a bully? Doogie, what did you bring for the prize bag, sir? I brought, because it's almost Christmas, I brought a bunch of stuff.

I brought a copy of some very interesting cats perhaps you weren't aware of. I brought an old book. This is old. Everything explained through flow charts. I've only got a couple copies of this left. That's on my coffee table. It's a good one. And then, because it's the season,

I brought A Die Hard Christmas. And I'll just read a few pages from it. It was the night before Christmas, and up in the tower, "'everyone was partying except for one wallflower.'" I'll stop right there. He was in his room, scrunching his toes into the carpet like an idiot. "'More rampant than eagles, his henchmen they came, "'and he radioed and shouted and called them by name.

"'Now Eddie, now James, now Franco, now Uli. On Fritz and on Carl, hair long and unruly. I love that person trying to start the chant. Is there a verse about the guy that steals the candy bar from the case? No, I wish, because I love that part. I love that he's like, the police are coming. Ooh, candy bar from the case? No, I wish, because I love that part. I love that he's like, I love that part. The police are coming,

ooh, candy bar. That guy's great. All right, so that's the stuff you brought. Yep. And then your name tag says what? Gremlins.

I love it. That's the one I was talking about, the little gremlin with the Christmas tree lights. They're crackers that you shouldn't eat after midnight. They're gremlins.

Yeah, definitely don't get them wet. Yeah definitely don't get them wet. Soggy gremlins are stupid. Yeah, and what was the last movie you saw? The last movie I saw, as usual, was the 24-hour horror movie marathon I go to every Halloween that Exhumed Films does in Philly.

We watched, they show a bunch of stuff. Spookies, The Last Shark, Carrie, Werewolves on Wheels, which I was really excited about when I saw the title, and then no fucking werewolves at all. So the last five minutes, there's one. The whole movie, just these bikers rolling around in the desert, getting drunk.

It was, don't be fooled. Thank you for the warning on that one. Yeah, don't be fooled. And so that was the last one you saw, you think? Was that the end of the marathon, Werewolves on Wolves? No, the last one I saw was Spookies, because we gave up at 5 a.m. Wait, what did you say? Werewolves on...

I said Werewolves on Wolves. Oh. Because that, I just, all these things, I think I'm just saying what I want to see rather than what actually exists. That would be so much better. And what do you got to plug? Because when you lose tonight, it's single elimination. So when somebody misses a question, you just have to leave. Oh, I will definitely lose.

And we don't have time for plugs. We've got a serious competition going on. So what do you got to plug? Just check out my album, A Delicate Man, on Spotify or iTunes. Love it. Thank you. Thanks, Doogie. Like I said earlier, Seth Herzog is here. Thank you. Thank you. Thanks, Doogie. Like I said earlier, Seth Herzog is here.

Thank you. Thank you. Like I said, earned it. Earned it. Hey, Doug. I'm glad I made it. I almost didn't make it. Because of your wife is about to give birth?

No. She had twins. They're twins around my house. She already did it? your wife is about to give birth? No, she had twins. She already did it? There's two twin girls claiming I'm their father sitting in my house right now.

One of them I think I'm the dad of. The other one I'm suspicious of. You know they both came out of the same person. They're already doing, they're already going to do a remake of the movie Twins. But the girl version. They're doing a reboot girl version of Twins. Our new dad's like, that's okay.

I use this better. I was just going to say, girl Twins is going to ruin my childhood. Twins are boys. Right? That's twice the pain in China to have to deal with twin girls. It's the worst. Oh, my God. If you have twin girls in China, no one deal with twin girls. Oh, it's the worst. If you have twin girls in China, no one will talk to you.

Or you're dead. That was the nicest version of that joke I could have possibly said, too. Think about the other versions. How soon did this happen? You're already out of the house? Well, here's what happened. This is true. They've been home for about a week and a half.

We had a nurse. She was Jamaican. And we talked about this earlier. Oh, I see. Because it's odd you turn to a blonde lady sitting next to you. Yeah, that felt odd. She was Jamaican. As you can clearly see, she's Jamaican.

Oh, yes. No offense. So she was living with us 24 hours for the last 10 days, doing a great job. I didn't feel like I was a parent at all. She was doing all the work. I was like the nurse's intern. I was like, hey, do you need anything? Great.

I'll be back in an hour. But then she said, I'm going to take off for Thanksgiving. So she left from Wednesday to not came back. So for the last four days, my wife and I have been by ourselves with these two screaming twins. We haven't slept since Wednesday. So we finally got a new nurse, Jamaican, who showed up today. It sounded more racist that time. It was weird, right?

Yeah. Very sweet. They're very good. They're experts. They know what they're doing. They're great. I see a lot of them walking babies in the park. They're the best.

No one's better. No one's better at walking babies. They both are twin experts. She's there and I was able to go because there's some help now. I know a lot about twins, man. I walked in and everything was Irie and I said,

it is and I'm going to leave Irie that's what she calls the kids she can't remember their names she goes Irie 1 and Irie 2 well congratulations on getting out of the house who are you playing on behalf of tonight it's a very elaborate one rainbow's very elaborate sign with a balloon

a rainbow balloon it's got skittles four boxes of skittles which I hate but that's the thing so I've now done this holiday show what four or five years in a row balloon. It's got Skittles, four boxes of Skittles, which I hate. But that's the thing. So I've now done this holiday show, what, four or five years in a row. I guess so. Never on a poster.

But yet, you got Trey, who's here, on the poster. Alex on the poster. Rob Cantrell, not here, on the poster. Gizmo, also not here playing on the poster. But I took it anyway because there's a lot of effort too much effort and it broke that's how much effort it broke this fast it's got a lot of parts there's like a lot of parts yeah you need to attach to it yeah yeah oh my lord it's an

airline mask that you put on if yeah if we depressurize yeah if the show loses cabin pressure but this must have taken you, this looks like it took you either like three weeks or ten seconds. I can't tell. I'm going to say three weeks. How good are Jamaicans

at making name tags? They're experts. Experts, Jeff. I'm glad you asked. I'm writing a dissertation about it. I'm not glad you asked at all. Get that microphonets, Jeff. I'm glad you asked. I'm writing a dissertation about it. I'm not glad you asked at all. Get that microphone away from Jeff. Do you want to talk about what I brought? Yes, sure. Move on?

Did we say it was Rainbow? The guy's name is Ray? Ray, I guess his name is Ray, but it's Rainbow like it's a Rambo poster. But he defaced it. Got it. He defaced it.

Got it. What's in the prize bag before Jeff starts talking? Yeah. Very nice, unused, I mean, brand new zip-up Rachel Maddow hoodie. In case anyone's really into Rachel Maddow and MSNBC, it got two people clapped. You won't have any awful conversations with some man in a bar when you're wearing that.

But this, for some of you, I think really need it. Suzanne Somers' Ageless book. Oh, it's really good. I've read it. You're going to get, if you want, seriously, you want to get ageless,

this is the only way to do it. This is the only way to do it. This is the only way to do it. Also, I have this cat book that Doogie gave to me. Hey. And I read it to my kids when they were in the womb. Oh, yeah, that's right. Every single night. You told me, yeah.

I read a different cat to them. That's great. And then when I bring it out now, they're like, okay, I heard it. I heard enough of the fucking cat book. They're like, oh, wow. Enough, yeah. Doctors like, oh, wow. Enough. Yeah. Doctors do recommend that, actually.

Hey, could you put that stuff back in the bag and then hand it over? I thought you were going to put it in a bigger bag. I wish. We're working on it. We're building a whole thing over here. I try to make it as transportable as possible. What was the last movie you saw, Seth? You've just been busy sitting around waiting for Jamaicans. Yeah.

Well, I just want to say, if you want to test your relationship, stay up together for four days and try to do something really difficult while there's sirens going on. I don't want to do that. Yeah, it's tough. The last movie I saw on TV, I think, was the Hallmark Channel's The Last Vermont Christmas. Awesome.

Worth seeing. Why did Vermont stop having Christmases? Yeah, what happened next? I know. They blow up Vermont. They just opted out. They blow up Vermont in the end of the movie, which is very weird for Hallmark, but that's what happens. And everyone in every small town dies. Bernie Sanders is like...

He's too old I did in the theater I went to a screening of the new Espirito horror film you know about that they did a

a remake of this 1960s horror movie that's about to come out Espirito am I saying that wrong Suspiria Suspiria Espirito

oh my god. Who's going to murder him first? I was very freaked out by the film. Yeah, Espirito. I saw that. I said it wrong again. Alright, we're good. What do you got to plug? You got plugs?

Just plug something. Sweet is still every Tuesday, but we're at the slip room for the last time this week. I think we're going to move locations, so this will be last time. I think Alex will be there. And by this movie, Boy Band,

I did with Steve Agee and Dave Hill and Jordan Carlos. It comes out in March. It's a funny little film. Neat. And I did Broad City this season, the new season coming out, so I'm on that too.

You'll see me there. Yeah. All right. Nice. Hey me there. Yeah. Alright. Nice. Hey. Hey. Hey, it's Julia Madison, everybody. Hi, guys. Hey.

How's it going? It's going great. You know, living the dream, avoiding romaine lettuce and whatnot. So far, so good. Yeah, that's great. No Caesar salads, you know? I'm just, like, having fun with romaine right now. Are you trying it, or are you kind of roulette? I'm just eating it and seeing what happens.

I like it. Yeah, what do I got to lose? I love a romaine roulette. What happens to you if you eat romaine lettuce? E.coli, is what they're saying. So that's diarrhea and vomiting? Yeah. Okay.

The usual. Yeah, I haven't gone to the gym much lately, so I'm up for that. Most things will lead to that eventually. I'll tell you what, it's worth it for that sweet romaine lettuce. Oh, yeah. I can't get enough of this stuff.

Yeah, that sweet, sweet Caesar. It's good. It really is hard to pass on romaine lettuce. It's a special kind of plane. I can't stop once I start. Yeah. Especially, can you believe how they feel over in Romania? So, Julia.

Yes. Well, who are you playing for? We are playing for Christmas Vacation. Yes. Very excited about. That's fun. Very beautifully done. Everyone loves arduous wordplay. Oh, yeah. And the lights, the whole thing. Oh, yeah. It, everyone loves arduous wordplay.

Oh, yeah. And the lights, the whole thing. Oh, yeah. It's very, you know, if people could see it. Tech savvy. Yeah, if people could see it, they would be like, she did some good work there. Yeah. Do you think people can't?

Oh, you mean the audio people? Yeah. Her lights work. You guys can see it, right? Her lights are on, right? The lights are on for everyone at home. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I saw the Gremlins one, Gremlins, on the internet today, and I said, do those lights turn on?

They wrote back, no. That's too bad. What's coming up for you? Do you have anything to plug? Anything going on around the city? Yes. Coming up in February, Audible bought the Minetta Lane Theater downtown.

I'm doing a little off-Broadway five-show run of a new comedy my buddy and I are doing, and it's called Is Anyone Alive Out There? Yeah. Tickets aren't on sale yet, so, you know. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. See, Alex has been gone for a few months. He's a dear pal, and usually, you know, I'm really happy to have the sound effects

back in my life. Squa! Squa! And yeah. Oh and if anyone's been on a YouTube spiral and seeing Olay musical

commercials before your videos I wrote those with my buddy Noel Carey. They're little musical comedy things. They're very good. Look them up. They're incredible. They're so good.

Thanks. What's like a rhyme in it? Let's see. I can't wait to wash my face. Oh, my God. I love those. And feel the clean embrace of cleansing power. Those are so good.

As it gently exfoliates. I can't wait to wash my face. I can't wait to wash my face. Oh, I can't wait to wash my face. Oh, I can't wait. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. That's like the only commercial I like. That's so good. I love that. Changing the world. You know. Everybody. Oh, my God.

Everyone knows. That'd be a fun. That'd be a fun kid song. I can't wait to wash my hands. I can't wait to wash my dick. I can't wait to wash my dick. I can't... Oh, I ruined it already. No, it was perfect.

It was perfect. I mean, I usually skip after five seconds, to be honest. Not that one. That's a song on the song. I rewind that one. Because of your excitement for washing your face, right? Yeah, I run over and wash my face immediately. Yeah.

Greg, are you dressed in Oliver Platt cosplay I am I'm trying to pull off hip English teacher at Comic Con I'm doing my best Josh and I are the only ones who dressed up this evening I think

you're giving Mike Harding a lot of credit I'm dressed like a substitute teacher on his day off. I feel like you're going to try to sell me your dissertation, but it's really just a mixtape. Alright, alright. We'll get to the patriarchy. Julia. Yeah, get back to the patriarchy.

What are you bringing for the winner tonight? Yes. I got a family size Reese's peanut butter cups. Can't go wrong there. That did better than the Rachel Maddow hoodie. That's all I'm saying. You know, I know what the people want.

You know, I go to CVS and I just know. Your relatives aren't going to yell at you for having Reese's peanut butter cups. Keep chocolate and peanut butter separate. And to, uh... Do you guys, are you finding microphones somewhere? I thought there was only three. Now I see five. Do comedians just show up

with their own? I think so. I gotta talk to this place. The Reese's, I got a nice original citrus poopery for, you know, pooping after you eat all your Reese's. So that's my bag for you. Simple.

I like it. Elegant. Elegant. I look for the elegance in life. They're rips. It's a candy're rips. It's a candy called rips? Yeah.

You rip them, and then you rip them into your face, and then you rip them apart with your teeth. Wow. Show us. That sounds like a description of every food. Well, they're different. You rip them apart with your teeth? You wouldn't get it. I guess they couldn't use the word breast strips,

because that's what they're shaped like and seem like. They also have ripples. Yeah, there's no ripping involved. That's kind of a jip. Well, most food you chew, but these you rip. Huh? The rip was a jip. I've invested a lot of money into these,

and they're not really taking off, and I'm taking quite a bath, so. It's Trey Gallion, everybody! Yay! bath so it's trey galleon everybody oh my god i need a beverage so bad after that rip rips uh what are you drinking trey get a sip and rip uh vodka soda if they pass like titos yeah titos and soda may we please dear grammar, spelled R-E because it's a real classy joint. Could you give us, Trey and I, a couple of Tito's and sodas?

Can I have one too, please? Okay. You know what, Doogie? You had a chance to order a drink when I was talking to you. I'm just glad he's not talking about his kid. Thanks for reminding me. My son is gorgeous. Oh, here we go. This kid, he's not talking about his kid Thanks for reminding me My son is gorgeous This kid, he's smart too

I know everybody thinks their kid is cute But you gotta see him He's one of the most interesting cats I've ever met Trey Hey What's up? What's going on man? Doing a show, you got a name tag

I do It's got your face on it Yeah, and yours and fucking Daniel's And Jeff Tate's But it's Fedora Jeff And it says Stand by Drew So he's not really good at the pun thing

But whatever It's cool, he used good pictures He could have picked any movie With the word you in it And picked any movie with the word you in it. Yeah. And he picked one that has the word me in it. Yep. And then threw Drew on there instead.

We didn't even get as far as Drew've got mail. It's literally Uncle Drew, you racist piece of shit. And he didn't even put himself in it. And he didn't even put himself in it. Oh, look at that. Yeah, we got a couple more coming around here. Delivery service. I mean, if anybody else wants a drink, by all means, ask for it.

Doogie. Yeah, there you go. While Drew were sleeping. Thanks for the support. Shoot it, Doogie. Get it, man. Chug, chug, chug. Now watch. Philly. Yeah, Philly. You can put a rip in your drink also.

It's called a rip and sip. Oh, shit. Pull one of mine. Do you want a green or a pink? Rip it. Green, green. Rip and sip. He said, do you want a green or a pink? I said, I don. Oh, yeah. Green, green. Rip and sip. Yes, thank you. He said, do you want a green or a pink?

I said, I don't give a fuck. He's like, whichever gets me more fucked up, doogie. No. Party dog is here. What is that going to do? That's just going to be bad, right? Putting a bunch of more sugar in your alcohol? It gives it a subtle flavor, and then it's also laced with LSD.

Yeah, buddy. It's a ripaced with LSD. Yeah, buddy. It's a rip and sip and trip. Yeah, rip and sip and trip. Rip and sip and trip, baby. He writes for TV. Yeah. I stop at rip and sip, and he's like, no, no, no, no. It's my favorite song. Who wrote that song? It's my favorite song.

Who wrote that song? It's good. Wait, what is that? It's too short for me to shazam it. I always know when Alex is farting because he takes that out to cover it up. We're doing now. Yeah, yeah.

Fwa-fwa. Trey? Yeah, what do we need to know now? We need to, whatever we're doing, we need to do it it. Yeah, yeah. Fa-fa. Trey? Yeah, what do we need to know now? We need to, whatever we're doing, we need to do it quicker. Oh, yeah. Do you have something for the bag? I do. Okay, I've got a GravLabs hat.

Wonderful little tropical print on the underside of it. I know, right? And then I've got one of their Joy Division T-shirts, too, with a bong on it. I know, right? And then I've got one of their Joy Division t-shirts too with the bong on it. Okay. Okay. And then I've got a United Airlines

plain blue barf bag. Oh, and then I have a Creep Records koozie, too. It's in here somewhere. Okay, we'll trust you. Exactly. Yeah.

Thanks, dude. Oh. Plugs? Yes. Yeah, New Year's Eve with Doug Benson in Austin at Cap City Comedy Club. Thanks for mentioning that, dude. And then hang on, Austin. I'm going to stick around and do the Velveeta Room on January 4th.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just come out and see us on New Year's Eve. All right. Yeah, nice try. And then we'll talk about that other shit. Yeah. And then, oh, check this out. You said that like you're about to recommend a TV show.

Oh, have you seen Black Mirror? Have you seen it? Hill House? Have you seen it? Hill House? Have you seen it? You all see The Ballad of Buster Scruggs? Yes. It's funny because I know that one. All right.

December 20th in Knoxville, Tennessee. Uh-huh. Yeah, me and Jeff Tate are doing a show at the Central Collective. Yeah. That'll be fun. We're all going to fly there. Oh, that would be so cool if you guys did that. I mean, I know you're not because it's fucking Knoxville.

It's up and coming and whatever, but it's not New York, right? I mean, it got a bigger applause than Rachel Maddow, so I don't know. But we're going to have a bunch of fun. Tom just like saying Maddow. Maddow, so I don't know. But we're going to have a bunch of fun. Tom just likes saying Maddow. Maddow. Trey, what was the last movie you saw? I finally saw Green Room. Oh, that's a good one.

Yeah, I really liked it, but it was definitely a little too real. Right? Yeah, because you hang out with too many Nazi supremacists. that is fake news dude come on no it was the like i think any any of us that have played like a backwards one-nighter that was sketchy like you wouldn't be surprised if somebody got stabbed in the head yeah you know yeah when the green room door locks from the inside, something's up. Yeah, yeah. I hope they pay in cash.

Yeah, well, they paid in practically murdering everybody. It was good, though. But anyway, great movie. Yeah, I enjoyed it. Check it out. Green room. Thanks for being here, Trey. Thank you.

Yeah. Joining us for the first time on Doug Loves Movies is Kimberly Congdon, everybody. Thank you. Several appearances on Getting Doug With High, of course. Yeah. And then you were out in Los Angeles, but now you're in New York.

And you're here now. Here I am. Yeah. Just existing. We made this happen. Yeah, you've been very. Here I am. Yeah. Just existing. We made this happen. Yeah, you've been very patiently waiting over there for a turn to jump in. Who are you playing for? Was it difficult picking a name tag?

Was that a confusing process? No, no, no. It was really easy because I looked out and then there was just this little brown girl who everybody was overtowering. And she looks like she's just given up on everything. She was just, like, holding her son like, it's not going to happen. And I was like, I'm going to do this. She made a giant, beautiful sign.

And also, what? It's her. No, the brown girl's a human. No, she's gone now. She left. They kicked her out? Oh, there she is. Yeah.

And she was so cute, and I get it, because she was so short, and nobody could see her. And I saw her, and I'm her out. Oh, there she is. Yeah. And she was so cute and I get it. And she was so short and nobody could see her. And I saw her and I'm a woman. Our periods are going to sink. And what's the name tag say on it? Oh, well, okay. It says Big Trouble and Little Anna, which kind of sounds like you're just getting fucked by a black dude.

I didn't realize that. Or a very well well endowed white person yeah okay true not true but yeah this is fucking sick she put lights in it I've never I mean I've never worked on anything this hard in my life

not once so respect to them great job on the roast battle on Comedy Central though by the way thank you super fun what do you have to plug where can people come see you

what are you doing I'm on the road I'll be in Sacramento and Denver and LA and check that out on my twitter at Kimberly Congdon and check out my podcast Broad Topics

Subway Creatures all on iTunes and I wrote for this season of Impractical Jokers so check out season 8 and love it. Yeah.

Best season ever. Yeah. Yeah. 8 is great. Say only season 8 was good for some reason. Okay.

Say it had a feminine touch. Be like, it just felt like Kim. Say that. Anyways, yeah, it was fun. And what was the last movie you saw? Oh, this is so embarrassing. This is going to fucking bomb. I was in a hotel last night and I watched Sex in the City, the movie.

It's fine. One or two. One girl. She's crying and drinking wine. She said that so excitedly too. She goes, it's fine! It was so happy. We're both not fine. That was the Peter Travers review on the poster. It's fine, Peter Travers.

Travers raves. To be honest, I'd never even watched Sex and the City, so I went right in with the movie. Oh, and it's the one where she almost marries that guy in Europe and then comes home to Mr. Big? Yeah. I haven't seen it. No, the movie? No.

Big doesn't show up. Yeah, it's in the movie too, Seth. Spoiler. Yeah, in case anybody was wanting to watch the movie. I love movies, even those ones. I'd like to... I got into it. I started making fun of it, but I got way too into it.

As the two women on this panel, I'd like to take some heat off of this situation because I realize I didn't say the movie I most recently watched. And last night I decided, on my own, to watch Beaches. Because I thought it would be funny. I don't even know what Beaches is. I just wanted to get vaginal.

I don't know what Beaches is. What hotel is you guys staying at? This is insane. They gotta update their fucking movies. We stayed in the same hotel. It's a B&B.

I really... I just had a moment. I wanted to watch it. Everyone jokes about it. It's like people cry watching Beaches. I thought it would be funny. The only Beach movie I fuck with has Leonardo DiCaprio in it. The Beach!

The Beach! There's no other Beach. Is that not pronounced Biatch because I've been saying it wrong? It's the Biatch with Leonardo DiCaprio. Biatch is... Ah, Thailand. What a beautiful place.

Only Titanic had a beach, right? No. They made it a beach. For more people, yeah. And iceberg's kind of like a nice beach, right? Yeah. It's a beach made of ice, if you look at it that way. That's true.

I like to listen to Wonder if I'm even here anymore. Thank you, Kimberly. Welcome. Back row time. There he is, everybody. It's Jeff Tate. Woo! Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate.

That's my favorite song. Yeah. Coast to coast, dude. They've chanted for you all over this country. It's fantastic. Maybe in other countries. I don't know what people do when they're listening. Feel free to chant along at home or in your car.

The Doug Loves Movies home game is you just sit by yourself chanting, Tate. And what's up, Tate? What's up, man? You got a name tag there. You're very excited about it. Yeah, yeah. I'm playing for Gary.

12 Angary Men. Angary Men. And I saw this. And there was a lot of nice pictures out there with my face on it. But I was in this I've done a little off-broadway too you guys this was uh at Cincinnati Christian High School senior year I was juror number six number six I was juror number six I was the first besides the, I was the second one to say not guilty. Like the first one was like not guilty all the way, but I was the first one to change my mind

to be like, you know what? I am open to changing my mind. I've seen knife fights before. I still remember my monologue. Hang on. That's not how you do it. I used to see knife fights outside on my stoop all the time. Thank you. We don't have time. We don't have time. We don't have the rights. What was the last movie you saw? Windows.

It's called Windows. Are you sure? They stare at a lot of goddamn windows in that movie Like half the movie Is them looking at themselves in a window Going how did I get here? You know Jeff If we stick together between the two of us

We'll know the names of most movies We've corrected each other tonight. But did you like it? I did enjoy it, yeah. I heard it's good. I liked it a lot, yeah. Yeah, I've heard good things. It was exciting.

And what'd you bring for the bag? Oh, I brought a movie called For Queen and Country. It stars Denzel Washington and he has a British accent. It's real bad. It's not a good British accent at all. It really brings Denzel Washington and he has a British accent. It's real bad. It's not a good British accent at all.

It really brings Denzel down a peg or two. You know how we all feel self-conscious because of how much better than us Denzel Washington is? Just that general level of malaise where you can't get over the fact that Denzel Washington is so much better than us? You need to watch this

movie. He's just like a guy who can't do a British accent, just like you. Stars, they're just like us. They can't do British accents either. So that Denzel Washington movie is the real equalizer. Yeah. Oh!

Oh, Josh Gondelman! Oh, he's a gentleman! Oh, people are standing. Nobody beats Gondelman. So good. Gondelman is so good. Oh, people are standing. Nobody beats Gondelman. That's amazing. Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. I don't mean to brag, but I think I just got the Gramercy Theater's first three-person standing ovation. Well, you know, when Maroon 5 plays here, they all stand for the entire show.

But I like people that be in their seats comfortably. You know how the airlines tell you, sit comfortably in your seats. You could just say sit in our seats. You don't have to tell us how to do it. Jeff? I have two more things that I don't. One is just

my album it's a lot of people are saying it's the greatest comedy album of all time I mean you know listen to it see if you agree

and a button an enamel button from what is it it's a pen a pen yeah what is it

it says you're gonna be okay it's like it's got the hands on it from Reservoir Dogs it's a company called A pin? Yeah. What is it? It says, you're going to be okay. It's got the hands on it from Reservoir Dogs. It's a company called Gorilla Bugs. Yeah, you're Gorilla Bugs? Gorilla Bugs is here, you guys. How did that happen?

How did you get that? Gorilla Bugs mailed it to me. And then you brought it here? Yeah, he mailed me a bunch of them. And he didn't tell you he was going to be here? No, no. He mailed it and then came here? Well, he mailed it. Why wouldn't you save on the shipping? Maybe he mailed himself, too.

Hey, hey, hey. I don't know. Maybe he didn't know if he was going to be free. I don't know. We're saying all those things as if he isn't a living human being sitting right out there. Yeah, but he was going to be free. I don't know. We're saying all those things as if he isn't a living human being sitting right out there. Yeah, but he was cool. Just solve the mystery and just tell us what the fuck is up.

He mailed me some buttons because he knew I liked buttons. You opened something from someone called Gorilla Bugs? That sounds like Ebola that they mailed to you. I don't know. Oh my God. You guys think bed bugs are bad?

I've got gorilla bugs. They know sign language. Right? They smash up all my china. You never know if you're allowed to bring it up. All right. Are we done, Jeff? Yeah, I think we saw...

Oh, what was the last movie you saw? Windows. Oh, yeah. We are done. Oh, my plugs. I got a plug. Oh, shit. I know.

Are you doing a show with Trey in Knoxville? First I've heard of it. Sounds fun, though. I like Knoxville. I hear it's really on the up and comer. I mean, you wouldn't want to go there from here, apparently. Four stars. Would recommend, if nothing else, to do. I am on Friday, November the 30th, at Taft's Brewery in Cincinnati.

I'm making another Alter Tates, the podcast I make with my brother. Oh, it's good. It's good. I mean, it's all the rage, as I make with my brother. Oh, it's good. It's good. I mean, it's all the rage. As you can see, more people than Rachel Maddow enjoy a podcast I make with my brother in a city that's not even this one. Can you believe it? There are those. Don't tell them that.

And I'm doing stand-up on Tuesday in Alphabet City. That's in New York somewhere, and I can't wait to do it. Alphabet City sounds magical. Like, it's going to be like Fraggle Rock or something, right? Like, it's just going to be fun. It's going to be, like, animated, I'm sure. It's like Toontown, right?

It's like New York City's Toontown. I can't find it when I go to L.A. I drive everywhere trying to find Toontown. But now I just got a show in Alphabet City, man. Tommy McNamara is the host, so that's enough information to find it. I don't remember. Can I have a vodka soda?

Please. Can we get that for Mr. Juice? Thank you. Can I get another one too? And if y'all got like apple juice or something, I'm a little... Does anybody have Adderall? Sorry. I'll take a tequila soda too.

Give me an Adderall shot for the lady. Tom Dakar is here! Hello, Doug Benson, a.k.a. Drug Bongson. Yes. Change my name to that every October. Hell yeah. Doesn't make sense. What's up, Tom?

Not a whole lot. Plug, movie, saw, bag. We're at that point of the show. Do it, bag. I will be at Go Bananas for New Year's Eve in Cincinnati all weekend. I'm headlining. Come out! And also Comedy Attic in beautiful Bloomington, Indiana, January 17th through the 19th.

19th. This is Toontown right now. Daffy Duck just showed up. So, yeah, come to that. I just drove from there just now, and all my prizes are from a gas station, like I'm your deadbeat dad who showed up late to Christmas and remembered I was supposed to bring something. I brought this little croissant with a strawberry filling called Seven Days

because it's the only ring-themed snack. Yeah, I also brought a bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos that I ate half of on the way. Again, like your dad who's tired. Tequila's over here, buddy. I also went to Black Friday this year, and I bought, thank you, man. Oh, there's a place you can go for that? Yeah, I went to Black Friday, and I bought some old candy corn.

This was 75 cents. 75 cents, yeah. Yeah, I also have a koozie for my podcast, Stand By Your Band. So, yeah, there you go. There's that. Pass all that down, and tell us about your... Don't the Girl Scouts make samaras? Is that a ring themed?

Samoas. Samoas. Samoas. That's racial. Both sound racist. I can't tell which one's right. It's really shaped like a ring. Okay.

Last movie I saw. Yeah. This weekend, I was home. We were watching Christmas movies. I watched The Princess Switch. Are you serious? Are you kidding me? Did you guys like it?

I did the same thing. You saw it too. Terrible, terrible. Love it as well. You loved it? Love it as well. I hate it. Love but late.

I don't think I can watch those. So if you don't know, it's one of those movies where it's two people who look identical and they see each other and they're like, oh, we should switch places. I can't enjoy those movies ever since Three Identical Strangers. Like, you know what I mean? And now I'm like, oh, the government did something wrong to these women. You're just throwing candy gore to people? That's illegal in Indiana, brother. That's a waste of corn

and that's an Indiana felony. That's a felony, that's right. You've been corn wasting? Did you watch the whole thing? I did watch the whole thing, yes. I only did the first ten minutes. Can you tell us what happened? Literally everyone else I watched it with fell asleep. I was the only one who didn't want to watch it

and I got sucked in, baby. It's not good. I'll tell you. Spoiler alert. There's a hot dad alert. That's right. A double alert. Hot dad alert. Do you guys get those on your phones like an Amber Alert?

Hot dad alert. Yeah, I got, there's a Hot Dad Alert. This guy rips his shirt off and he has abs and then he hooks up with the princess. Wow, wow, wow. Alright, I'll finish it. I like to feed people like they were chickens.

Oh, Doug, you're gonna have some sick chickens. Yeah. That's old candy corn. It was completely sealed up. There's nothing natural about it. It was awful from the day it was born. Like Rachel Maddow.

Take her down. Lock her up. Lock her up. I figured they didn't like her, so I wanted to do what they liked. Rachel, they just don't want to say it out loud. Yeah, I can tell from that laugh and that cheer. They really do. Yeah, they're a very pro-Rachel group.

Oh, yeah. Who wants a Donetti? Oh. Where's the guy with the bullseye on his shirt? Where did he go? There he is. I forgot. I'm also playing for...

This is related. I'm playing for Dawn Nuts because she had donuts. Is that right? It's Dawn Nuts? Do we get to throw them? I have a whole box of donuts over here. Yes! Oh, shit. This is what happens when you feed comedians.

Everyone is throwing donuts wildly into the crowd. This is crazy. Showing it to Candy Corn, yeah. Doug is feeding Candy Corn to the audience like they're chickens. It is truly... And they're eating it. God. I hope nobody sent their children to this show.

Overhand. That was aggressive. This is like an action... Jesse Pasternak is a secret Roger Clemens, apparently. Hey, man, for real. Pasternak threw like a real boy. Ooh, light touch. I never would have guessed.

That's a guy that has twins. I feel like... That was a gentle touch. The witch granted my wish, the witch granted my wish, Trey. Oh, that was great. You had good follow-through and everything, man.

Throw an endless supply of candy corn and Krispy Kreme donuts as like if Jesus showed up at the gathering of the Juggalos and tried to feed everybody. I'm trying to get like a,

you know, worst podcast award. Like the worst thing for people to have to listen to that was awful that was like a Weight Watchers meeting gone wrong yeah when they all just fold everyone's like fuck it

alright the first game we're gonna play alright I never showed my let's meet the rest of our guests All right, the first game we're going to play. All right. I never showed my things. Let's meet the rest of our guests. First, let's start with Kimberly has some prizes. And I really want to show them because my boyfriend's pissed and it's hilarious. Are you giving away all of his best stuff? No, the first thing is a t-shirt with my boobs on it.

Yeah. I used to sell them, but now i don't because i've grown past that so now i just like give them away to like people and homeless people because it's like you want to help people but also be funny um so that's that and then i brought um i got this coin jar from my mom's house and it had a Paul McCartney pic in it and like I just don't want to know so I want it gone. So that could be someone.

Oh man, your boyfriend loves Paul McCartney. He's pissed. Fuck those tits. Paul McCartney. And in case you want to jerk off to either the shirt or Paul McCartney I brought some CBD lotion and a CBD gummy. That's all the rage.

Yeah, just take that gummy and rub it on your... Yes! Tweet my boyfriend that you saw the t-shirt. Alright, jumping ahead. Tom, did we do all your business? We did. Although, oh wait, I actually did bring a shirt with Jeff Tate's dick on it.

I hope you guys... Wait, are they sweatpants or an apron? Well, I mean, it's pretty funny. Thank you. All right, Greg Wyshynski's here, everybody! Hey! Oh, as I do every year, I ask you, where are the hockey fans here at the Gramercy? My God, it's like we're in Moose Jaw.

I'd also like to shout out the Jets fan in the front row here. No one knows our pain. You sounded like Oliver Platt now. He's not above whispering his lines. What's going on Greg what do you need to plug at this point well I have two podcasts I have ESPN on Ice

which is the podcast where ESPN covers hockey and then I have Puck Soup which is oh hello which is mostly bad impressions and dick jokes and like 20% hockey oh okay I'm playing for Joe Joe made my head on a sign this is the second year in a row dick jokes and like 20% hockey. Oh, okay. I'm playing for Joe.

Joe made my head on a sign. This is the second year in a row that Joe made my head on a sign. The first year was a very unflattering photo that looked like Pat Noswalt had a hot poker up his ass. So I did not choose it last year. Wait a minute, it just looked like regular Pat Noswalt? Also,

it's fired. Also also this one had a shot of fireball on it so I had to definitely choose it but yeah so that's good good job prize bag yeah let's move forward alright so I mentioned comic-con before I did go this year we bought one of those blind boxes for like

60 bucks it was terrible so some lucky winner is going to get these Hello Kitty suspenders we got inside of the blind box. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. Someone is going to have to steal these Hello Kitty suspenders from another panelist.

I'm thinking about it. I also bought the championship Blu-ray DVD of the Washington Capitals. You know. Alright. It gets better. I bought The Man Who Heard Voices, which is a book

written about M. Night Shyamalan making Lady in the Water. That book fucking rules. It's so good. Seriously, it is one of the best books you'll ever read. It is about a man who believes a movie in which a narf, aka mermaid, is being chased by a scrunt? I think so.

Is literally going to save the world. With rum. With rum. The most important movie of all time. It's fantastic. But most importantly, I brought a copy of my own book, Take Your Eye Off the Puck, How to Watch Hockey by Knowing Where to Look. Now, again, I appreciate the applause, but I've given this book

away before. It's not a big deal. Actually, I gave a copy to Doug, and then Doug gave it away, even though I autographed it for him. Yeah, somebody got an autographed to Doug Benson copy. That is a singular item. Here's the important information. I do have it autographed again.

I enlisted Trey Galeon, Philadelphia Flyers fan, to autograph this book as Gritty. Gritty! I didn't know you were going to tell him. I thought you were just going to say it was from Gritty, and that would have been... Anyway, go ahead. Gritty wrote, Of course I'm on drugs.

Go Flyers. Gritty. So that's in the prize bag as well. Fuck yeah, Gritty. At some point, everybody's got to find out that Gritty's just their parents, right? His belly button might be the creepiest thing. Yeah.

Like, why did you give him a mask? Yeah, he has a belly button. What are you guys talking about? That means he has a mother? How proud is she? May I also request a vodka soda, please? Thank you. I thought that was going to lead into a story about your kid.

Yeah, you should probably just keep vodka sodas coming. Oh, it could. Got to get through this somehow. Ladies and gentlemen, patiently waiting in the back row. Oh, damn. We're all dead. Jesse Pasternak! Jesse!

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Jesse! Jesse! Jesse! Jesse! Jesse! Jesse! Jesse! Jesse! Jesse! Jesse! Jesse! Jesse! Jesse! Jesse! Jesse! Jesse! Jesse! Jesse! Jesse! Jesse! Jesse! Jesse! Thank you for having me, Doug. If you keep doing that, people are going to have PTSD from the time I had DJ Doug Pound on the show. Not a popular episode. Hey, Jesse. Hello.

Who are you playing for? So I'm playing for Padding Tom. It's a photo of the poster for the first Paddington film. It's beautiful. You're airbrushed in there, Doug. Yeah. Paddington here is eating a marmalade sandwich, and you're eating a souvlaki that doesn't have marmalade.

And there's all sorts of candy around it. It's starred, but her burst on it, it looks very festive. Okay. Good choice. Nice job, Paddington. Yeah. And what did you bring for the prize bag? I brought a DVD of Anchorman

because today is Christina Applegate's birthday. It's about time. Oh shit, I didn't send her anything. So if you want to celebrate by watching Veronica Cordingstone, it's the unrated, uncut, and uncalled for edition,

but it still runs a tight 98 minutes. There's a lot of bonus features, and it'll be a good time. Oh, fucking nerd, man. Seriously. Let's just, no. Be nice to Jesse this year, Trey. He knows I love him.

All right, cool. We hug all the time. That sounded weird. All right. Look, I like Jesse. Just got our Fred-diversary. What are you up to now, Jesse? About 10th grade?

How old are you now? 11. Actually, I graduated from Indiana University. Yes! Jesse! They grow up so fast, Seth. Yeah, they grow up right before our eyes. This is very exciting.

You're one of the Doug Loves Movies babies. Yeah. It's very much the Doug Loves Movies boyhood edition. He'd just check in with me every year. How old are you? Oh, 22. You look like you tell people you're 22 and a half. I also stand up and puff out my chest when I do that, too.

I'm smelling a roast battle between these two. I love that he brought Anchorman though. The sequel bombed Anchor Babies. Okay. With Anchorman well and Anchor Grover and all the Anchor Babies.

You only see Will Ferrell from the shins down. That's very thoughtful. And Brick, you know, like Skeeter instead of Scooter, and in Anchor Babies, there's stone instead of brick, you know, same thing. They loved it!

I want you to say that joke again, but slower. Then they're all gonna get it. And then we start back with Alex and introduce all the guests. I forgot to mention, like Seth, my last movie was Romance at Reindeer Lodge, which was on the Hallmark movie channel.

And I wanted to point out that the entire crux of the plot is a woman thinks she wins a free trip to Jamaica, and it winds up being Jamaica, Vermont. That's where my twin nurses are from! That's where they're from, Jamaica, Vermont. Jamaica, Vermont. That's where my twin sisters are from. That's where they're from, Jamaica, Vermont. Jamaica, Vermont. I didn't make that clear. I've been working for a writer-director in Brooklyn.

I've been his assistant for the last couple of months. I've been learning a lot, helping him with some pre-production stuff, and it's been a lot of fun. Cool, that's a cool plug. Oh, that was just an update. Do you want me to... Plugger movie.

Yeah, what do you want to plug? So I recently finished my last short film that I did at Indiana University. It's on my Twitter, at Jesse Pasternak. It's called Picked. It's sort of my thesis film, so if you want to watch it, please take a look. Yeah, watch it. How long is it?

Four minutes and four seconds. Oh, my God. It's a fast-paced world, Jesse. That's fine. It's my last effort. Yeah, why do you have to be so... Under five for Pasternak? You got that, man.

Yeah, Kimberly, grab that mic. So... I'm so excited we've almost introduced everybody, but, uh... But, Jesse, what question did I forget to ask you? Which movie I've seen. Yeah, what was it? Creed II. Is it as great as they're saying it is?

Yeah, I feel like it lived up to the hype. Is it Creedier? It's Creedier, but not Creedist. That's Creed 3. Did you watch it with arms wide open? I certainly did. I could have got a little higher before I saw it. I tried to make that joke when the first Creed came out,

but I didn't get around to it. Josh Gondelman is here! Thank you. Hot off a weekend in Boston. That's true. I'm back. Did you have a good time there? I had a really nice time. Yeah, that's a fun place. I enjoyed the comedy club. Yeah.

We took my great aunt out for lunch. What's so great about her? I'll tell you what. She ordered grapes for the table. So she's your grape aunt. Grapes weren't on the menu, but fucking somebody brought us grapes. That's power. It's amazing.

Yeah, that's my favorite aunt. So happy to be here. Run to a nearby grapery. So. That's power. It's amazing. Yeah, that's my favorite one. So happy to be here. Run to a nearby grapery. And who are you playing for? I'm playing for 007 Diane Otherday. It's a very good pun. Good job, Diane.

Yeah. And it's Doug and I think Judy Gold are on this poster. Oh, there you go. So that's exciting. Let's see. I got, for the on this poster. Oh, there you go. That's exciting. Let's see. I got, for the prize bag, I brought, and this will be my plug, too. I'm on the road for a while. I brought a tour poster. It's called the Touch the Moon Tour.

There's a picture of my dog trying to stop me from falling off a Ferris wheel trying to touch the moon. I'm going to places such as Toronto, Bloomington, Burlington, Vermont, Hasbro Heights, New Jersey, Corvallis, Oregon, and Brooklyn. I have a Brooklyn show in January. Yay. You guys are very nice. And to make this surprise people want, I have a copy of Lamont, UGod Hawkins' book, Raw, My Journey into the Wu-Tang.

It's the memoir of the least good guy in the Wu-Tang. But he's got all the, yeah, of the least good guy in the Wu-Tang. But he's got all the same stories, he's just not as good at rapping. I think that's not bad. He's the hawk eye of the Wu-Tang. The least good guy in the Wu-Tang. It's not like they don't invite him places, they just are like,

okay, we're wrapping this up soon, you guys. But he's always around. Let's end on an up note with you, Josh. What was the last movie you saw? I watched, does this count? I watched Adam Sandler's concert film. It doesn't count. How did you like it?

I did, I really liked it. It's fun, right? Yeah, it was really fun. It's incredible. Yeah, people keep telling me it's hilarious, so I gotta check it out. It's a lot of fun. I went in, I was planning to watch it ironically,

and then I ended up watching it sincerely, which is, I rarely have that experience, and it was great. Cool. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. And finally, waiting so patiently,

doing a lot of physical comedy over here. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's Rob McClellan! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Careful. Okay, okay. We need you. Okay, I'm currently playing the Alec Baldwin part in Beetlejuice the Musical opposite Alex Brightman. The last movie I saw

was Plane Trains and Automobiles for Thanksgiving. I am playing for Forgetting a Sharpie and Amanda Wills wait, time out it says E. Tim as opposed to E. T. E. Tim it's a gigantic E. T. poster with a picture

of Doug's face flying through the moon I had to pick that poster because I proposed to my wife with a trail of Reese's Pieces because we're such big E.T. fans. My prize bag is a bag of candy, a box of Philadelphia Federal Donuts. I'm invoking

my right to steal the Federal Donuts. For opening night of Chaplin on Broadway, I got everyone tramp stamps, which are temporary tattoos of Charlie Chaplin you can stick on your lower back. And last but not least, whoever wins is going home

with a laser disc copy of Nicolas Cage's Honeymoon in Vegas. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, and Rob, of course. Stop it. It's like a fireworks finale.

You're like, that's the end. I mean, that's incredible. Wait, you're cheering for... He just did something and you're cheering for Tate. Here's the thing. Rob played the Nicolas Cage role in Honeymoon in Vegas, the musical. Opposite Tony Danza. And he was chaplain and chaplain and now he's going to be Alec Baldwin

in Beetlejuice. I'm going to be Alec Baldwin. I mean, I saw it and he gives an amazing impression of him. Do I? At least one of the Baldwins. Not the born again Christian one. Did you base it on a mix of Baldwins?

That's exactly, yeah. A little bit of the Christianity from Stephen infused it. Just a little bit. That's a joke. But it's a lot of fun, you guys, so check it out. This lady's going to go get her tickets right now. Yeah, wow, thanks. Get those tickets.

She's very excited. Thanks a lot. She's probably also going to change, because for some reason everybody in that section is wearing stripes. Yep. I keep feeling like I'm performing in a prison. So, that's our guest, ladies and gentlemen.

Thank you for coming. We'll see you tomorrow night. I'm going to drag this out like a movie that's run out of books. Doug, this section looks like the boy in the striped Pajamas. Too far. Got it.

I give that joke zero stars. I give it one. Okay, I get it. You guys are tired. You're saving yourselves for the games and the excitement that comes with them. What do you say? Let's play our first game. That's all your prize bag stuff there?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just carry it around like Bernie Sanders. All right, all right. We'll try it. Let's gather it up and throw it over there. If you can help me, that'd be great. And this first game we're going to play is a little thing called Characters Welcome. Characters Welcome.

I'm going to list the characters in the end credits of a holiday film. That's the only clue I'm going to give you is it's a holiday film. I'm going to list the names of characters in the film that you just see in the credits or that I saw on IMDb. Because IMDb. And no guesses from the audience, please. And also, you know, be generous with the

microphone so somebody can get to it. But also, if I hear somebody shout it out, I will, of course, give them credit for it. And I won't play a game like this on tomorrow night's show because I didn't really think ahead. Because everyone in this game should have a microphone like Jeff's just sitting there like well I'm gonna win so I'll hold this microphone yeah he's not giving that shit up all right here we go what movie has these characters in it?

Home Alone 2. Great pre-guess. Any more before I say the... Yeah, also, this guy's saying full title. I'm telling you it's wrong. No need to proceed. It's not the right answer. I don't care that the title was wrong.

Boston, New York. What'd you say? I said Lost in New York. Okay, but try to... Oh, Doogie's saying, yeah, Home Alone 2, Lost in New York. We do full titles here, Rob. Yep.

He knows. This movie's got a prison guard in it. Okay. Yeah. It's got a skateboard bully Elf Trey I didn't say anything

No I'm just It's got a skateboard bully in it Why you gotta That's what I call you What? Reindeer games It's got a character named Opal Another one

Bad Santa That is correct. Yeah! Why are you so mad at the audience for getting it right? I don't know. I have no idea. It's from last, it was like a year ago. I got mad.

It was the whole thing. Who the fuck is Opal? You know that's not the same audience, right? Opal is the prostitute that Billy Bob Thornton fucks her ass and she can't walk the next day. Wait a minute. I didn't realize the Santa was that bad. Yeah, this is pretty bad.

They made a second movie. That's how bad he is. Yeah, they couldn't fit all of his badness into one movie. They only made one Schindler's List. It wasn't that long of a list. They also list a pinball girl, big booty woman.

I mean, the credits in this are ridiculous. No need, Doug. No need. Hindu Stanny Troublemaker is a credit. Milwaukee Security Guard. And then, of course, Ed Chepeska, which was John Ritter's name in it. Girl on Santa's lap.

Willie, which is Billy Bob Thornton's name. And, of course, Thurman Merman, which I thought would be the name that would give it away. I thought that's where we would finish this game.

But Opal, that's some obscure shit. Congratulations on just having watched it. Just that scene, though. Yeah. And you get to go first in a round of Last Man Stanton.

It's never going to go well for me. Wait until I call your name before answering. In this game, there's no reason to rush. Just be careful. Be careful about what you answer, because you've got to get the title right, or the audience will tell you you didn't get it right. And I will stand here

trying to stop them. If you miss, I will say thank you and your name and you will hear this sound. The silence is... Yeah, I wanted to run it by you once because shit that's scary. Are we going to have to wait that long

to hear it each time? I don't know where the lady or man who's in charge of the button is located. They might have to walk a little bit to get to it. Plus the anticipation is worse than the sound. It's just the dread. And that was a surprise one anyway. They didn't know it was coming.

I didn't say that we'd give it a practice run, but I'm glad the cannon is up and running. I like holding this book because I feel like I'm giving a sermon. I like holding this book because I feel like I'm giving a sermon. It'd be a great sermon. I'll fucking sew your asshole shut.

Keep feeding you one guy. We'll start with Alex Brightman, and then we'll go to Rob McClure and around that way. We'll go around and around. I don't know if that's clockwise or counterclockwise, but I don't care. And if you can think of a movie that the subject has been in, you just name it and you're still in.

If you can't think of one, you're out. And in honor of Bad Santa and the holiday season, I'm going to give you three names whose films you get to choose from in naming films. So we make this extremely competitive and, you know, maybe make it take more than a few seconds. The films of Billy Bob Thornton,

Bernie Mac, and Octavia Spencer. Yes, who all appeared in that one movie we mentioned earlier. I won't mention it again because it is in play. Alex Brightman? Mr. 3000.

Correct, but also correct, but stupid. Rob? I have to pee. Oh, okay. Bad Santa 2. Okay, wait until I call for you, and then answer the question. Rob McClure.

Bad Santa 2. Correct. I mean... Wait until I call you. You're right, I'm sorry. And then... I apologize. So you got the films of Billy Bob Thornton,

Bernie Mac, or Octavius Spencer. Josh, what do you got? It seems preposterous not to say bad Santa. Yes, there you go. But, you know, he had to go to the bathroom, and it's quicker to say Mr. 3000. Jesse. Ocean's 11.

Mm-hmm. Way to help out your fellow players. If I were into strategery, I would have saved that one. Go ahead, Greg. Ocean's 13. I like the way you play. Tom. Attacker.

I feel like such an asshole. I know this... Fuck me. I am drawing a blank on the old... I always feel bad for who's going to get knocked out first, but right now I'm feeling great. I know. I know.

Those three actors, and you can't think of one thing that any of them have been in, including things we just said? There's one that's just out there, just waiting to be said. Let's recap. Mr. 3000. Bad Santa 2.

What did you say? Bad Santa. Oh, right. There's not a third one. I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, there is. There is?

I mean, I just... Personally, I can't believe it didn't complete the trilogy Ocean's 11, 12, and 13 right? Oh okay Ocean's 12 I'm sorry I feel like an asshole sorry

I drove 14 hours today I'm feeling rough I'm sorry Ocean's 14 hours right try to keep it in the thing alright that's not that's wrong you're out Jeff hours. Right? Try to keep it in the thing. Alright, that's not, that's wrong. You're out, Jeff. Can you imagine if I was that strict? Oh man, I would be the man who wasn't there. Oh!

Wow! For the win. I'll tell you what, normally it's a bittersweet feeling to sit on stage while you all chant another guy's name, but he deserved it there, and I salute him. That's the thing about Jeff, is he always deserves it. It makes me sick. Kimberly? Oh, man. You got this.

I literally don't. I don't think, I think that was it. You know, Billy Bob Thornton from, and Bernie Mac. See, I. Didn't you see any Bernie Mac movies when you were a kid? No, just the show. Okay, Bernie Mac show, do you want to say that? Do they have a movie version like Sex and the City?

You know what? Sex and the City 2 was mostly about Bernie Mac. And then, of course, Octavia Spencer, right? One of the best pie makers I've ever seen on screen. Oh, no.

I know this is a clue that I'm not getting. I mean, if you don't like great pie, like, let's say you like shit pie. She could hook you up. It's so annoying when they do this. Alex is pointing to his drink. Okay, well, is there another oceans I could get? No, I mean cause yeah

wait maybe no did they say 13 already they did all the oceans oh my god there's so much of it they did the pacific they did the indian and the bad santa 3 was sarcasm

yeah there's no Bad Santa 3. Right. What do you think? I feel bad making you come all the way down here. I hope you've had fun. Did someone shit in a pie? No.

In a comedy? Please don't help. Who would shit in a pie? It wasn't a comedy. I mean, I laughed because I'm 10 years old, but it wasn't a comedy. It was a revenge thriller. I'm going to just go out with a bang.

American Pie was a revenge thriller? I'm going to say Mr. and Mrs. Smith. I know that Billy Bob Thornton wasn't in it, but he was there and watching. So I'm just going to say that. He was watching his relationship with her fall apart. So there you go. Well, thank you so much. I'm sorry, Anna.

Let's hear it for her. Thank you, Kimberly Carden. Here. Thank you. Kimberly Carden. I so wish it was Tom. Wow. May I have one vodka soda, please?

Oh, two? Oh, man. Because I'm going to be here a minute. I'll take a tequila soda since I'm still here for a little bit. Tequila soda? That's a thing? Yeah. No, it's not. It isn't.

That's where it is. He's just saying it. It's disgusting. It's called a tequila sundown. It's called a tequila no thanks. Were you out of orange juice? I still want one, Even though they're making jokes About the thing that I would like

He doesn't know what he's talking about He'll have a chocolate choo-choo Squash black alley cat? Something good Bring him an eggnog Tis the season Try a galleon Yeah, Billy Bob Thornton was in Sling Blade

He sure was Yeah I totally know that Julia I'm gonna steal it I'm gonna go the help Yeah right I'm gonna do it

Wait a minute Yeah what were you doing Over there Trey You guys weren't talking About the movie You didn't know the help No not shit pie That was a fantastic

Fun one Shit pie too Oh my god More drinks Thank you to the Gramercy Theater For bringing us all these drinks. Just put it on. Let's see.

Which one of you makes the most? Put it on Alex's tab. Beetlejuice is raking it in. Make the most. Make the most. All right. Where are we at? Seth Herzog. Let's go with The Shape of Water. Make the most. All right. Where are we at? Seth Herzog.

Let's go with The Shape of Water. Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bernie Mac. Bernie Mac was a fish man. Secretly was in The Shape of Water. He was a sexy fish. They shot his part 10 years ago.

Thank you for reminding us. Bernie is no longer here. Wow. It sounded like they just learned that for the first time. So I was like, what? He meant he was here in the room and he left. Doogie. You turn.

Who's in that? Do people love you? He's the mechanic. He's the scary mechanic. He's in that? Tilly Bob. Do people love U-turns? He's the mechanic. He's the scary mechanic. He's got the greasy glasses and these... You're describing it like I know it. Wait. Was that Sean Penn?

I actually forget who's in it, but I know Billy's in it. Oliver Stone made a movie called U-turn with Sean Penn, right? Yeah, and he's in it too? Okay. It's past the rigorous fact-checking process. That's all I got. I don't want anybody to go to the internet.

We're trying to have a live experience. And I thought he was turning the question back on you. And he's like, U-Turn. U-Turn. It's not my turn. What do you got? That's a good one, though, Doogie. The corrections department is going to be busy tomorrow Alex

I was peeing so I didn't hear Hidden figures? Oh that's right you missed all the ones they said already But they said hidden figures? Yes six people have said it I let them all stay in because I thought it would be funny Hidden figures That was mine I'm screwed Bernie Mac's hidden figures I let them all stay in because I thought it would be funny Hidden Figures Hidden Figures

That was mine, I'm screwed Bernie Mac's Hidden Figures It's about the invention of clothing by NASA Rob McClure I'm trying desperately to remember the name of the movie with Adam Sandler and David Spade.

That was... Bernie Mac. A few movies. Right. The Dads movies. But one of them had one of these other actors in it? Yeah. I don't think so. Waiting for it.

No, they did. I'm screwed. Hidden Figures was mine. I'm out. Listen, it's embarrassing to me to have the two first-time guests knocked out immediately. It makes perfect sense, though. Why? Because we don't know what the hell we're doing.

It should have been me. I'm sorry, buddy. This game doesn't seem that tough to me. No, it's good. All right, so let's see here. Have you ever been in North Dakota? Yet. Oh, Fargo?

I was thinking of somewhere else, but is that your final answer? Yeah, Fargo. All right, Fargo? I was thinking of somewhere else, but is that your final answer? Yeah, five. All right, Fargo. Great job. Thank you. Don't worry, everybody. He's not going to win.

I just want to keep him around for his physical comedy. Look at him go. Wait, are you challenging that? A little bit. Oh, he was in the TV show. I'm sorry, you're out? A little bit. It's not a movie. It's just, he wasn't in the movie. Oh, he was in the TV show. I'm sorry. You're out. Hey!

Nice. No, it's my time, because we all know physical comedy and audio podcasts go great together. Doug, you fucked him, Doug. Yeah, they blew the cannon before I said, thank you, Rob McClure. Oh, man. Rob got double cannons. Yeah, I think each person from now on should get one more cannon. Really rub it in.

Oh, shit. Thanks for that clarification, Doogie. Yeah, sorry. I thought that one too. I was like, oh, he was in the TV. Yeah, sorry. I thought that one too. I was like, oh, he was in the TV. Yeah, I was excited. So many other titles I could have let him into. Can we just name movies they would have been great in?

Yeah, Billy Bob. Billy Bob and almost anything, I say. All right, Josh. This is the time of this game where I say a title like a question in hopes that maybe it's something. Pushington? Yeah. Yeah, there we go.

Whatever happened to Baby Jane? Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf? Who's Harry Crowe? Who's coming of Virginia Woolf? Who's Harry Crumb? Who's coming to dinner? Who's Harry Crumb? Yes. Who framed Roger Rabbit? Okay.

Jesse. Fruitvale Station. What? Yeah, Octavia Spencer was in Fruitvale Station it's a fucking computer yeah it's creepy he's gonna

Jesse's here to keep it indie he's gonna say those smaller films whereas Greg he goes for the I go broad hat trick is that an expression?

that's a hat there you go chief hockey fan Doug Manson props to my wife Ruby for having me watch this every Hat trick, is that an expression? There you go. Chief hockey fan, Doug Manson. Props to my wife, Ruby, for having me watch this every... My wife. There it is. For having me watch this every holiday season.

Of course, Billy Bob Thornton was in Love Actually. Alright. That's like, what? Like, what is he doing there? He's so serious. He plays the buffoonish, misogynistic American president. Yeah, and he's never romantic in anything, and he's in this romantic comedy as the asshole.

That's right. That's great. All right, Tom Takar. Bernie Mac was in a film called Friday. Yeah, he was. What? That was great. All right, Tom Chikar. Bernie Mac was in a film called Friday. Yeah, he was. That was mine. Oh, so you're out, Jeff? No.

I just didn't have a, I don't have a sentence now. I had a cool sentence that ended in Friday, but not anymore. You can still do it. Nah, whatever. I'll just wait until next week. Come on. I want to hear the sentence. I mean, next Friday.

Damn it. No, here's my answer for real. Is bandits? Mm-hmm. Yeah, he and Bruce Willis got together and said, let's have some hair. Let's play characters who have hair. We've got Cate Blanchett, she's got hair. She won't be able to pick between us

because of how cool her hair is. It's never weird to not have hair and then have hair. That's Jeremy Piven. Who's taking Piven's side? I don't know I don't know why there's Pivenators out there I'm a Piven hater Not a Piven hater That's just my old Piven

What did you Did you answer? Yeah, yeah, I said something that was right What? I said a that was right. What? It's bandits. I said a correct answer. Yeah, you said bandits. He said windows.

Oh, yeah. You said bandits and stole our hearts. Trey? Wait, what? Say the names again. Oh, it's between... Billy Bob Thornton. No, no, no, no.

No? No. James Gandolfini. Right. David Caruso. And? No. James Gandolfini. Right. David Caruso. And Jared. And a cord of wood. A cord of wood.

I know one that all three are in. A cord of wood was definitely in Fargo. The TV or the movie. It was also in Wood the Musical. All right. No, Trey, it's Billy Bob Thornton. Yep. It was also in Wood the Musical. All right. No, Trey, it's Billy Bob Thornton who was in and also Bernie Mac who appeared in. Right.

And Octavia Spencer who was... She's the black lady. I mean, you know, that's what all of Hollywood is saying. Yeah. Get her. She's the black lady. Shit. Oh.

It's been great having you here. Dinner for schmucks. What? With schmucks. Who's in that? Oh, what's her name? The black lady. Steve Carell? Do you really think Who's in that? What's her name? The black lady. Steve Carell?

Do you really think she was in that? Yeah. And how'd you come up with it? Because people are whispering it to you from the audience? No, because she's in the movie. I've seen the movie. What does she do? Huh? What does she do in it? Yeah, the weird beard. Not the audience! The weird bird lady.

No! No! May I say what she is? Yeah, she can talk to the fucking dead shit. Yeah, but not the dead bird. Oh, stop. What did she talk to you, Trey? Why am I being called out on this shit like this? What the fuck is going on here?

It's me and the audience know. Charlie's Angels. That's correct. Trey, it's because you've never known anything before. Right, but also Charlie's Angels is not correct. Do you want to change your answer?

Charlie's Angels, full throttle. Looks like you're the schmuck there was dinner for. Dinner for schmucks. Okay, stick it with dinner for schmucks. Yeah. Julia? Can I say Charlie's Angels 2? Full throttle?

If you don't, yes, full throttle. You're welcome. Okay, Seth? Okay. I was going to say this, but Billy Bob was in a little movie called Niagara, Niagara. A little independent film, but came out before his big hit. Yeah, he was in a few movie called Niagara, Niagara. A little independent film but came out before his big hit. Yeah, he was in a few things before

Sling Blade. That was one of them. I was almost in that movie. That's why I know he was in it. And all the director did was... I wasn't in it, but at the meeting the director kept saying, believe Bob Thornton's in it. And I had no idea who the fuck that was. Yeah, because he was, why would you?

Why would I? Obviously you guys weren't fans of Hearts of Fire. It was a John Ritter Marky Post and Billy Bob Thornton TV show. I like them telling you like Billy Bob Thornton's in it. In like 10 years he's going to be in Sling Blade. Doogie, alright, I don't know if I have

this title right. Uh-oh. We really hate to see it go, so say it right. On Deadly Ground? The Steven Seagal film? Yeah. Who's in that? Is it Dangerous Ground?

No, you got the title right about a Steven Seagal movie, but who else is in it? Billy Bob Thornton's in it, On Deadly Ground. He is? No way. Yeah, he plays one of the bad guys. Acting face-to-face with Steven Seagal movie, but who else is in it? Billy Bob Thornton's in it on Deadly Grounds. He is? No way. Yeah, he plays one of the bad guys. Acting face-to-face with Steven Seagal? I don't believe it.

On Deadly Ground is the one with Randy... Does anybody else know if it was Deadly or Dangerous? It's Deadly, I'm telling you. I'm the host of the show. Look at me. He's in it. He plays one of the bad guys. He's a bad guy on Deadly Ground. I'm pretty sure. Don't look it up on your phone.

I want to get to the bottom of this through... I think so. Through regular talking. Yeah, I'm not taking your answer. Because I don't want the audience to talk anymore. Doogie? What? Does he fight Steven Scull?

I thought that Billy Bob Thornton was in... He was a bad guy on Deadly Ground. Alright, I'm going to pass you through the next round because I love that I don't think he was in either of the movies you've said. He's like, this ground is deadly. We've got to get people off it. Just the balls that you have excites

me. He's not even saying it that confidently. He's not. He's not even saying it like he's going to draw a comic book version of it. Great. I mean, sorry, Alex. Greg's way over there. I just love all of it.

I'm in Greg cross play. Yeah. I found one. I couldn't believe it. Unless it was said when I was peeing. Did you cheat in there? Yeah. He's got names of Billy Bob Thorne movies

on his dick. That's why I only have two. I mean, like, a bunch of them. And a vial of his blood around his neck. Yeah. Around my dick. Mr. Woodcock.

Yes. That's amazing. Very good. Guys, I think I got to tap out, but I will recommend watching Bernie Sanders' television debut, the I Ain't Afraid of You Motherfucker set. That's a lot of fun. It's not a movie, but it's a good time.

Bernie Sanders? Bernie Sanders. Bernie Sanders. Bernie Sanders. Geez. I'm sorry. I would pay any amount of money to see Bernie Sanders do that set. It would be so funny

I'm afraid of you motherfuckers I'm afraid of you son of a bitches y'all don't even understand how do all of you know how Bernie Sanders talks I love to see Bernie Sanders wear those same pants with the drawings all over them

that's the stupidest thing I've ever said that's been recorded but I'm really happy that it happened. So good. Thank you, Josh Gondelman. Oh, my God.

So sad. So sad. But, of course, the top three, I probably didn't mention this yet, the top three are invited to come back tomorrow night if you can. If you can't, then we'll go down the list. Be funny to all 12. No, sorry, man. Can't make it back, but it was great.

Jesse? The original Kings of Comedy. Nice. Whoa! Bernie Mac. Yes. Well played, nerd. Went up on the tray. Be nice.

Wow. Yes. Very good. Greg? I truly apologize if this has been said, because I can't believe it hasn't been said, but Armageddon? It has not. Oh! Just wanted to point out the body language

of one Trey Galeone in the front row. That was the throwing the head back in the motherfucker kind of way. Yeah, nice one. Well, you were holding on to that one, or you just hadn't thought of it? Yeah, I hadn't thought of it at all. Yeah, that's what Trey does. He just gets mad that he doesn't think of any of these things.

Why can't I think of stuff? God damn it. I'm always trying to. Hard, man. Nothing ever happens. December 20th, Knoxville, Tennessee. Yeah, I mean, you guys should do a thing at the end when you're on stage together.

Get out vodka. Yeah, gold. Puck soup with like a... What? Vodka soda. Vodka soda. A tequila. That's what we've been getting a lot of.

We've been getting them with Tito's. You like Tito's? Love Tito's. It's good. It's handmade. It is very good. And it's gluten-free. Tom Takar. Doug, it's very good. And it's gluten-free. Tom Takar.

Doug, it's very hard to think of things under these Friday night lights. Oh! It's very easy to do what you guys do, all right? Oh, man, that was so good. I got to decide what goes on my tombstone now. Alright, it's not that easy. Bye, everybody. Trey Gallion, thank you!

Thank you! Thank you. Oh, Lord. Nothing could have prepared me for this. I had a lot of ones that I thought I had. People said them. Yeah, it's tricky. That's the experience.

Octavia, she's done some things. She did something where Jessica Chastain got her pay raised to do it and I can't remember what it was. Oh, right. But I read about it. And then, of course, the great Bernie Mac was in a few things. What about Billy Bob?

Billy Bob's the one we probably still have the most left on. He is a lot and that's what I'm kind of ashamed of because I keep focusing on the fact that I feel like he was in an early Angelina Jolie movie when they were maybe beginning their relationship. And I have one in mind, but I think I'm wrong. So if I try it, it may be a deep cut. I may get it right. If not, I'm going to walk away.

Yeah, what else are we going to do? You might as well try it, right? Should I try it, Alex? Yeah, don't ask Alex. Should I try it? Don't ask them. Okay. I'm sorry.

Tate, Tate, Tate. I think I'm wrong. Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate. You got it. Was Billy Bob Thornton in Girl Interrupted? No. In no way? No.

Not even like a small part? Probably some of his cover. A guy that walks into the ladies mental health institution. No but you know before she got. I don't know. She was in there. He fucked her up. I don't know. I make up. It was a good try. It was a great try. Yeah. I love you guys. Let's hear it for

thank you Julia Madison. Thank you. Okay. Thank you, Julia Madison. Thank you. Okay, Seth. I'm going to say Bad News Bears remake. Nice. Yeah. I was just thinking, no one's mentioned that. Yeah, that's right.

That's how this game works. You say the ones no one's mentioned. Isn't that weird? Yeah. Doug! On dangerous ground. Different film. No, I got nothing left. Yeah, I figured you were on dangerous ground. Thank you, Doogie Horner!

Thank you. Oh, my God, this is so exciting. Alex is sitting there pretty confident looking. Yeah, I'd love another vodka soda, please. And then also, I think this is right, which is insane. Octavia Spencer was in Snowpiercer. Yeah, she was. Wow. Thank you for the mild applause. We're at the end of it. Come on. Octavia Spencer was in Snowpiercer. Yeah, she was.

Thank you for the mild applause. We're at the end of it. Come on. We are not at the end of it. What part of your brain did you open to come up with that? I was thinking only Octavia Spencer for the last ten minutes. That's a cool movie, too, though. It's a great movie. I like it.

Jesse. Being John Malkovich. People just clapping for the movie. I love Bernie Mac in that movie. Greg. A Simple Plan. It was a really good book that became a pretty good movie. Yes.

Yes. Good job. Tom. Boy, thinking of another movie sure would be like Rope in the Moon. yes good job Tom boy thinking of another movie sure would be like Rope in the Moon kind of like they did

in Space Cowboys I don't think that's actually real is Billy Bob Thornton in that I'm not even sure no alright well

you guys bought it you dumb pieces of shit. So I think I move on to tomorrow. I'll see you guys then. No. Thank you very much, Doug. Thank you, Tom. To car.

Thanks, Doug. That's right. I'll be on You Up with Nikki Glaser tomorrow with her and Tom and the whole crew. Yeah. Yeah. Jeff. Oh, man. Sirius XM Channel 95.

I wish I could come up with an answer faster. Oh, I like this. I like where you're headed. Yeah, yeah. Faster is the name of a movie that Billy Bob Thornton said. Oh, that was the end of it? One more over here.

Thank you so much. Yeah, that was it. That was the whole thing. We'll stop ordering drinks. This is ridiculous. I'm done now. It was too good. Thank you.

I'll just take two more. No, no, I'm good, seriously. We got to get this done. Faster. It's a real movie. Billy Bob Thornton's in it. Okay. Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Look at me pretending to write it down

Seth There's a lot to discuss here I always imagine Billy Bob Thornton's running around As a government official being like We gotta tell the president He's in a lot of being like, we've got to tell the president. He's in a lot of those. Yeah, yeah. He does that.

Yeah, just name one. But I also think Julia was right. He was in an early Angelina movie. I think he was in Tomb Raider. No. Right, that's what I thought, that he wasn't. And then I realized he wasn't. But he was

in something like Dave. Is this it for you? Yeah. Thank you, Seth Herzog. Get home to your twin babies. You shouldn't have been here in the first place.

I'm glad he's not advancing to tomorrow night. I can't keep him away from his own five days olds. Jesse. Don't you tell me no, Alex. Please go to Jesse. Don't you tell me no, Alex. Please go to Jesse. Really? You don't have anything, Alex? I don't think so. Come on, man.

Come on, man. I have a funny one. That's exactly what we're looking for. Actually, it's one of those things that he definitely could have been in, and I don't think he's in. This was an answer on one of my very first Doug Loves movies years ago in Philly. And he's not in this, so it's been

a pleasure seeing you all. And please come see Beetlejuice. Wild Hogs. Good night, everybody. Alex Brightman, thank you. We did it. We're down to the final three. Yeah, Jesse and I were talking about how this is the second straight year

Doug's bought in a West Coast ringer to try to take us down. I'm from the West Coast. Last year, Tate now. Who's next, Doug? Oh, next year, I'm bringing in... I don't have a fun answer for that. Deez Nuts. Yes, I'm bringing in D's nuts.

All right, here's what's going to happen now. Now that we're down to the final three. Fuck all this Billy Bob Thornton noise. Did you all still have another answer? No, come on. I had one. Did you have one? Did you have one, Jesse?

Did you just barely make it? I was going to say, and since this doesn't affect me at all, Changeling, which I'm pretty sure was a movie where Angelina Jolie was like, give me back my son, and then they give her a little boy,

and Billy Bob Thornton's like, here's your little boy, and she's like, that's not my son. Was he in that one? Yes, he was. Oh, somebody says yes, he was. That's all I needed Greg I

was gonna say school for scoundrels yeah okay Jeff's gotta have more yeah I do I've got plenty more. There's a lot. I would like to say Intolerable Cruelty. Whoa. Whoa. Yes. But I wish I could have done it in the form of a sentence. I keep thinking of that Bill Paxton movie that he had a smaller part in.

He was like a bad guy. It was called One Dark Night or One something. No, no, no. Simple plan, Doug. No, that's not it. There's another one. There's another one, yeah, yeah, yeah. One False Move.

One False Move. Yeah, yeah, I think it might be called One False Move. It would be the answer if we had thought of it between you and I, but since it was yelled from the audience, I don't know. Let's play to determine which one of you is the winner tonight. And by the way, congratulations. You're all coming back tomorrow night.

But to determine a winner tonight, because everybody loves stats, let's play Bennington. We're up to Jesse, so Jesse goes first. Jesse, I'm going to name an actor. You tell me what movie of theirs you think might be in there. Yeah, there you go. What movie of theirs might be in the top?

Jeff, could you sit where you were? Thanks. yeah there you go what movie of theirs might be in the top Jeff could you sit where you were thanks I didn't mean to get too familiar it's just easy for me to look at all of you man it looks like I made one false move. If only you'd have done that anyway. We'll edit it around. It'll be hilarious. I'm going to name an actor or actress.

Jesse's going to name a movie he thinks is in that person's top three after being adjusted for inflation by Box Office Mojo. And then Greg gets a shot and Jeff gets a shot. And you guys know how the points work on this. And just so you guys

know, I put a little prediction down of who I thought the final three would be. And apologies to Jesse. That's fair We just thought you would have fallen asleep by now you little guy My bedtime was an hour ago It was your third I just thought that one of the guests had a great reason to be out of the house for two nights Getting away from a couple of screaming infants.

But yeah, Seth didn't pull it off. So I'm writing in Jesse. Because I even wrote it down. I was that confident. But Jesse, always there. He's a spoiler. I love it. All right, Jesse. Tell me what you think is in the top three movies

of an actor who goes by the name Billy Bob Thornton. Some folks call it a Kaiser blade, but I call it a sling blade. You're going sling blade? Yeah. Okay. Greg. This is for box office grosses? Yeah.

Armageddon. Adjusted for inflation. What did I do? Jeff. What did I do? Jeff? Oh, fuck. I mean, this is a real... I don't know. Well, name one of those many Billy Bob Thornton movies we mentioned.

I know. I wish I could. Well, name one of those many Billy Bob Thornton movies we mentioned. I know. I wish I could. Or another one. I'm going to say, I'm going to say, ah. Ah. Ah. Yeah. Ah.

Ah. Hurry up. You have a shift at the mall telling kids what they're going to get. Yeah, yeah. For Christmas. I'm cool Santa. I'm casual Santa. Cash Santa. Cash Santa. Okay. Is it? gonna get yeah yeah i'm cool santa casual santa cash sants cash sants uh okay is it you should just stand near a santa in the mall and just be like hey uh i don't charge anything yeah no line

are you guys got a lot of shopping to do just let's do this real quick. Tombstone. Okay. I'm going to say Tombstone. Okay, you're going Tombstone. I saw it. All right. Coming in at number three for Billy Bob Thorne.

By the way, Bad Santa, number six. But coming in at number three, Puss in Boots. Yeah. He's the voice of one of those things. And then... Probably Boots. He's probably Boots. Probably Angry Boot.

Angry Boot that likes French fried taters. And then coming in at number two, Indecent Proposal. I bet you he's like the one that drew up the proposal or something. And then at number one, putting Greg in first place, Armageddon. Greg's got three points, but we still have two more rounds and anything could happen. We start with you this time, Greg. The films of Mr. Bernie Mac.

All right. Here we go. Everyone knows where all of this is headed. It's very exciting. What's in his top three? I'm going to go Ocean's 13 Alright, Jeff?

Ocean's 11 Yeah I think we're all thinking he wasn't in 13 Maybe he was Jesse? The original Kings of Comedy Jeff, you're being rude Maybe he was. Jesse? The original Kings of Comedy. Jeff, Jeff, you're being rude.

All right, couldn't get you to take the bait on this one either. Coming in at number seven, Bad Santa. Number three, Mad-Ass Gas Car. Is that how you pronounce it? Escape to Africa. Was that the second one? Escape to Africa? It's gas or grass. Madass Gas Car. Grass. Okay.

Hey, if you haven't bought a ticket yet, you get more of that tomorrow night, you guys. This is just us practicing. Coming in at number two, Oceans 11. Yes. Yes. So that's two for Jeff. And then number one, unfortunately, it's even on his,

I was going to say it's on his tombstone, but that's just rude. He was in Transformers. Oh, man. Yeah. There you go. All right, Greg's just rude. He was in Transformers. Oh, man. Yeah. There you go. All right. Greg's got three. Jeff's got two.

Jeff gets to go first in the final round. Yeah. You got to get on the board here, Jeff. I have two. You got to get more on the board here, Jeff. More board. Come in the third here, Jeff. More board. Come in the third person I'm going to say. Of course, it's Octavia Spencer.

What's in her top three? I'm going to say The Help. I don't feel great about it now. You did it. It's cool. Yeah, I feel it. Jesse? I'm going to say The Shape of Water.

Okay. People in the audience, two of them have your back, but they sounded like a sea monster and a deaf lady. Mute. She's mute. Apologies to all of the concern. Paddington's Bob's in that movie. You concerned. Paddington's mom's in that movie. You what?

Paddington's mom is in that movie. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's a different kind of role for her. Do you think when Paddington was riding the bathtub down the stairs, she was going, how am I going to masturbate? That's a solid joke, you guys.

It's late. It's late. It's late. I had references for both movies. It was really, really well done. It was a good joke. Beautifully executed. Thank you. But, Jesse, what are you going with?

I said The Shape of Water. Oh, yeah. And Greg? That leaves me with Hidden Figures. It leaves you with it? Interesting. Interesting. Interesting. Coming in at number five, Bad Santa,

in which she played Opal. Coming in at number three, Hidden Figures. That's worth one for Greg. And then coming in at number two, The Help. Yeah, so that's two for Jeff. And then number one,

are you ready, Jesse? Yeah. Zootopia. Zootopia. But can all three of you come back tomorrow night? Yeah. Yeah. All right. You're all going to be back here tomorrow night.

And Greg and Jeff have officially tied for first place tonight. We will settle this. We will settle this tomorrow. Thank you, Jesse Pasternak. Who gets the back? Greg and Jeff, as the co-winners, you each get to have one more plug here at the end of the show.

Who wants to go first? I just want to know, how do we know who takes home all that stuff. They are going to come up here, the two people, and fight. Yeah! They're going to come up and quickly grab items until they have... Oh, shit, I've got to collect all these name tags. Jeff, could you help me get all these name tags together? Yes.

All right, thanks. Do you want to say a quick plug before you do well I'm gonna be at the Gramercy theater tomorrow schooling a bunch of fucking cool dudes and Alphabet City huh oh man it sounds whimsical Tuesday it's just the streets there are named

don't ruin it for me. Don't ruin it for me. Sorry. So much of New York is cold and miserable and smells like trash. All right, Jeff, if you could help me pick all those up, because we've got to do the shitheads here at the end. But, Greg, what have you got to plug? I will plug the next whimsical T-shirt I wear under a blazer tomorrow night.

And I would like to plug my wife Ruby's article about the princess switch on theringer.com. My wife. All right. Thank you, Greg. We'll see you tomorrow night. Thank you, Jeff, for bringing me these things. I've got one last plug.

Twelve guests of Christmas is coming to Largo in Los Angeles next Sunday, Monday, December 2nd and 3rd. And here we go. This is always a fun part to hear all these. I know that name tag. I think it's, is it caught on that thing or something? I think it might be the same name tag.

All right. Bring Angary 12 men over here. Jeff. Right? That one? Angary. And is this a bunch of donuts on the ground over there? No, it's just a box. Oh, it's just an empty box?

Looks like it's got the heft of a few donuts. You're just a liar? I'm weak. It really is empty. Why is Trey's back out here for some reason? I can't say on microphone.

Well, no. If you're taking something that's not... Someone put cocaine on that name tag? Crazy. Whose name tag was this? Diane.

There's no shithead on the back. Yeah, so, sorry, Diane. Diane's a shithead. What's happening now? I'd be surprised if anybody listens to this part. What are you... Oh, you're just getting a donut out of the federal donuts box? Yeah, yeah.

Oh, okay. Philly. All right. Philly. Okay. Thank you, Jeff. Let's hear it for Jeff Tate, everybody. Thank you, Jeff.

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Nobody? People who get offended by two girls kissing on national television but not by kids being shot in schools is a shithead. I should have saved that one for the end. Hey, where are the two winners? You guys want to come down here and fight over this stuff? There's so much stuff. I think if you split it up nicely, it'll be good. Is that your one of them?

Yeah, come on over, dude. Where's the other winner? Yeah, come on, dude. I have no idea if you're lying. Like, somebody could just walk up here. Yeah, I was over, dude. Where's the other winner? Yeah, come on, dude. I have no idea if you're lying. Like, somebody could just walk up here. Yeah, I was one of the winners. But yeah, just figure out a way to divide all that up. And you don't have to do it quickly.

You can take your time. We don't have to be out of here till 11. In case of loss, Douglass movies due to sudden increase of pressure and oxygen mass may be pulled down to reveal a shithead. Oh my god. That's what this fucking oxygen mask That's why

this is on here? Because it's got a shithead in it? Oh my god. And the shithead is... Oh, my God, that's a lot of words. A Douglas Wee's audience member is maybe a shithead for hoping Alex Brightman would be here on the off chance he would be moved to make Rainbow a hero by letting his daughter get to meet him after the Saturday, March 29th, 8 p.m. show

of which they are attending, Wright Orchestra Row D. You mean... You mean Alex is going to have to come outside and meet the fans like he does after every show? Because he's super good about that, so I'm sure you'll see him there. And then it goes on to say,

if Alex isn't here tonight, then fuck it. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. Yeah. Um... Anyone supporting the most popular Oscar category is a shithead? Supporting it, I love it. People are supporting it. I voted for it.

It's gonna be, I mean, Black Panther has to win it, right? Not winning the prize bag is a shithead? That's funny. The L train shutdown is a major shithead? That's funny. The L train shut down is a major shithead. See you guys tomorrow night. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky.

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