Doug Loves Movies - The 12 Guests of Xmas with Alex Brightman, Trey Galyon, Arden Myrin and 10 more guests

Episode Date: November 29, 2021

Live from the Gramercy Theatre in New York City, Doug welcomes Alex Brightman, Brandon Collins, Trey Galyon, Dina Hashem, Raanan Herchberg, Seth Herzog, Matt Iwanusa, Arden Myrin, Anna Roisman, Gianmarco Soresi, Justin Thompson, Taylor Tomlinson and Greg Wyshynski to this year's 12 Guests of Xmas episode.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitcher Premium. For a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers screaming in his sticky seats With 50 ads and popcorn kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Lo Love Movies. Coming to you once again after too long

from the Gramercy Theater in New York City. We're doing it. It's Sunday, November 28 28 2021 and i've got 13 guests somebody in the audience just made the loudest belch are the animaniacs here? But first, you love this part of the show probably more than anything else. It's Doug Plugs. Yeah, Doug Loves Movies is coming to Portland, Oregon next Saturday, December 4th at 420.

Orlando, Miami, San Diego, and San Francisco. Look out! Because we're coming to all those cities over the next couple of months. For all the dates and San Francisco, look out! Because we're coming to all those cities over the next couple of months. For all the dates and deets, go to douglovesmovies.com. That's douglovesmovies.com! Yeah!

Come on! Follow it! Shh! Take my hand, sir! Ha ha ha ha! I like how everybody gets quiet at the end waiting for like I'm the teacher and I'm going to grade I'm going to grade what just went down and I got to say that was grade A work on everybody's part thank you so much for that prize bag time time. Holy crap. There's so much stuff in this bag. Now, I apologize in advance for removing the part where the guests bring prizes, because it just takes too long to talk about everybody's prizes. And let's face it, most of them bring crappy stuff anyway.

and let's face it, most of them bring crappy stuff anyway. So I brought some really cool stuff, and I'm going to give all of this stuff away, like a memory foam pillow from first class I got upgraded. Got a last, oh, I should just sit on this. This chair is kind of. A mask that has SpongeBob SquarePants on this. This chair is kind of... A mask that has Spongebob Squarepants on it. Yeah, if you got to wear a mask, you might as well. That seems like a fun one. A book I stole from a hotel room in Sacramento. You can learn all about Sacramento. I think New Yorkers need to know more about America's farm to fork capital.

That's what they are. And also in the bag, I swear there's something good in here. Oh, a flyover comedy festival t-shirt because it's too small for me. And oh, this is one of the greatest masks out there. It says, tell your dog I said hi yeah I love that and because I like talking to dogs and you can't with your goddamn mask on and then a hat from grav labs and uh the toiletries thing they give you on the plane and the last item is what this is really all about. And then some Crayola pencils. Crayola pencils. Can you believe that? What kind of artistic endeavor are you going to get into with that?

A Doug Loves Movies pin and a Doug Benson pin from Rockin' Pins. And finally, this is pretty cool. The advance, not-for-sale preview copy of the book about Edgar Wright's Son of the Dead. It's called You've Got Red on You. This has got to be some sort of collector's item. They sent me the finished book, which is even better.

If you get a chance to buy one, I would recommend it. It looks pretty cool. All right. All of that is going into the prize bag. And the guests that I have that are going to be playing on behalf of audience members. Are you ready to meet them? Here we go.

They are Alex Brightman, Brandon Collins, Trey Gallion, Dina Hanchip, Renan Hershberg, Seth Herzog, Matt Iwanusa, Arden Marine, Anna Roisman, Gianmarco Sarci, Justin Thompson, Taylor Tomlinson, and Greg Wyszynski. Holy crap. Look at everybody. Look at them go. Get out here, everybody. Decent looking crowd. All right.

Seth Herzog wins the Pete Holmes Award. I bet you win that every year. But he'll get introduced in a second, as will everybody else. But first, we're going to take the first of two commercial breaks. We'll be right back. All right, we're back. Okay, let's meet everybody. Starting to my left.

You get to go first. Let's give her a microphone. It's Taylor Tomlinson, everybody. Now, Taylor, I have a couple of questions for you. First of all, I'd like you to do whatever plugs you'd like to do, because if you get eliminated, you can't do any plugs at the end.

So what would you like to promote? I'm doing shows here in New York, January 7th, 8th, and 9th at Town Hall and The Beacon. Nice! You have successfully answered my first question. My second question is, who are you playing for? And that would be our friend Ricky. Yeah.

With the very complicated, tenacious D-name tag. Who already took off his Santa outfit, which is the reason I picked him. Yeah. You've got to keep that on the whole fucking show. Yeah. The hot beard and everything. And then my third question for you. It's not a question as much as it's a request

i would like you to recommend a and in quotes holiday movie whatever that means to you just please recommend one uh i'm gonna go with while you were sleeping oh that i gotta say, people probably don't know this about me, but it's one of my favorite Christmas movies. Is it really? No. Does it even take place at Christmas? Yeah, it does. Oh, okay.

Good, good. It's snowing for sure. It's snowing. I know that. And there's a train. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Sandra Bullock's sad. Yeah. The Polar Express runs him over and he's in a coma and she falls in love with the coma but the thing is when he wakes up she's like oh yeah i loved you when you never spoke all right so who were the guys in that one bill pullman and and uh yeah gallagher love that guy okay And then the machine he's hooked up to.

Oh, yeah. While he's in a coma. There's a little four-way going on there. Okay. Thank you, Taylor. You did great. Moving on to Renan Hirschberg, everybody. Hey.

Thanks for having me. Renan is playing for a gentleman who made a Toy Corey 3 sign. And very clever. And also a nice looking sign. And what would you like to plug, Renan? I do the only other movie podcast besides yours. It's just the two of us. Just the two of us.

It's called Joe and Renan Talk Movies. And also I'm taping a special at the Comedy Cellar December 21st. Get tickets unless, you know, unless the fucking, you know, variant Omega Necronomicon or whatever it is takes over. That should happen. I think it's so mean

of them to name the new variant Comic-Con. That seems like it'll hurt that event. I think that was called, right? Why would anyone want to go to it? Apologies to Comic Con. It's called Arm-er-con. All right. Moving on, Mercon.

Eventually there's going to be one with my name. It's going to be awesome. What's that? The Variant Ron-on. Oh, yeah. It's coming. You think they're going to get to that? No.

Hopefully not. I mean, is it going to be like hurricanes? Is it going to be lots of named variants. We're really bumming everyone out. This is great. Let's talk holiday movie. Can you please recommend a holiday movie? Hashtag war on Christmas.

This is obvious, but I love It's a Wonderful Life. That's like the only holiday movie I've ever seen. Okay. He's going It's a Wonderful Life, everybody. Because he like... He's recommending it to anybody Who is I'm Jewish

I only saw it recently I didn't grow up with those But this is really good Cause he like hates his family and he kills himself I've only seen up to that part But it's fucking awesome I'm like this is a family movie Hell yeah Alright Well done It's fucking awesome. I'm like, this is a family movie? Hell yeah.

All right. Well done. Our next guest I'd like to speak to is Dina Hashim, everybody. First time on the show. So glad to have you. Yes, thank you. Yeah. You are playing on behalf of Judd, son of Frankenstein.

Yeah. And what would you like to plug, Dina? I'll be in Chicago in February, if anyone's going there. Why would they? Also, just follow me, please, at Dina Hashimham underscore that'd be nice thanks please do it i beg of you and i'd like you to visit recommendation nation now tell us one holiday movie that you recommend personally i recommend game over also known as Deadly Games. Oh. Why does it have the two names? It has several names.

It's a French movie, so it's been translated several times. Oh, okay. Which title would you like to go with? We'll go with Game Over. Game Over. All right. And why do you recommend it? It came out a year before Home Alone.

I think they might have saw it and tried to do an Americanized version of it. And the French version, Santa is slightly insinuated to be a pedophile. So French. Such a French Santa. Yeah. So for that reason, I recommend it. Do they still do the hands on the cheeks a bit, or no? That'd be really wild if they stole that.

Because also, does... Quick Home Alone question. Does Macaulay shave before he slaps his face? Yeah. Okay, so when he puts the aftershave on that's why it stings Yeah, because if he doesn't say if he doesn't genuinely shave first, which he probably shouldn't right? He's just rubbing a blade against his bear Yeah, I mean he gets it worse than the white bandits Thank you for that recommendation Dina I'm gonna'm going to check that out. Game over.

French style. I like it. Greg Wyshynski is here. Hello. Hi, Doug. Often a winner on these shows. Always very threatening to the other contestants because he's so good at the movie trivia. But what would you like to plug?

Your hockey shit? Yeah. Whenever I do the show, I always like to plug? Your hockey shit? Yeah. Whenever I do the show, I always like to do a quick poll. Are my hockey people here tonight? Are there hockey fans? Look at that. Two more than last time. Watch out, Major League Soccer. We're on your heels. Yeah. Go to ESPN.

You can read my stuff at ESPN+. I also have a new show that's going to be coming on, I think, in January on ESPN+. Oh, and the Puck Soup podcast Patreon. Go to there for things, too. Very good. And you are playing for E to Adam Tompien. That's correct.

And what movie would you like to recommend, Greg? The 2005 comedy Just Friends, a.k.a. Ryan Reynolds in a fat suit. Two reasons. One, Anna Faris' performance in that movie I think is one of the greatest comedic performances of the last 20 years. She plays like Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson in Alchemation.

She's hilarious. Two, as a native of New Jersey, it has one of the sickest burns on my state I've ever heard, which is that we ski in our jeans, which is very true, but also very devastating. How's that a burn?

It's the greatest thing I do every single year. All right. Just friends. all right just friends you know you guys are redefining holiday movie i like it some uh some interesting picks let's go to our next guest who is also a first-time guest uh longtime friend we've known each other for a while while, and he's in a band called Caveman and his name's Matt Iwanusa. Iwanusa, and thank you for being here. Thanks. Yeah. I like went backstage to ask him to get the definite pronunciation of his last name and they still just fucked all over it.

What would you like to plug, sir? Well, I guess my band Caveman. We just put a record out a few months ago called Smash, so check it out. I guess anywhere where you can

listen to music basically for free. I like it. A lot of confidence just telling people to get it if it's free. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys know where that is. Yeah, you know how to do that. Yeah. I love your attitude.

That's it. I love your attitude. Thanks. Thanks for having me. It's good to be here. First time, last time. Yeah, first time guest. And you're playing for...

What? You're playing for someone whose name tag, for some reason, has the word Loupoons on it. Yeah. Oh, National Loupoons, and then one of those many National Lampoon movies. And what would you like to recommend as your holiday movie? Well, that's funny you should say that. It would actually be Christmas Vacation, but National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Oh, Nat Lamps.

I picked that sign because since you did say it was my first time here, I think I had a little panic. And I saw the cover of the movie I was going to pick. So I didn't even see the lupoons part. I apologize. I saw the cover of the movie I was going to pick. It's an excellent pick. Lou Poons is fun to say.

It's not the greatest pun, but you know. I just saw the cover. He got his name in there somehow. Have you thought about changing your last name to Poons? Thought about changing your last name to Poonz? Gianmarco Sarese's here! Hello. Hi.

Hi. And what would you like to plug, sir? Also a first-time guest. I got some first-time guests here tonight. Yes, yes. I'm going to be at a a good nights in raleigh north carolina january 28th and 29th and i got a podcast uh the downside you were on it i did it that yeah thanks for having me i think thank you for having me this is how it works yeah quid pro quo police

so gianmarco who are you playing for? A lady who has a picture of a turkey and then wrote her name Julia underneath it. Julie. She looks like she remembered about 30 minutes before the show. Mm-hmm. She really cared. Thanksgiving just happened. People are into turkeys right now.

And it worked. Gianmarco, what would you like to recommend? So, I watched today the original miracle on 34th Street. And I think it's really, it's a searing indictment of the criminal justice system because this judge is bullied by the political powers that be to say that Santa Claus is real when we all know it's not true. And it's a metaphor for how religion is still kind of running the show It's an intense movie yeah that movie ran Gimbel's out of business, you know eventually Macy's won But young Natalie would what a firecracker, she's immediately a great actress at that age.

Yes. But it is one of those movies where she starts out, like, really smart and, like, the solution of the movie. At the end, she's like, sometimes you just got to be dumb. Yeah. And everyone's like, yes, good. She learned her girl lesson by the end of the movie. Yeah, and it's like, now you get a husband. Congratulations. Yeah, yeah.

All right. Good recommendation. What's it called again? Oh, yeah, All right. Good recommendation. What's it called again? Oh, yeah, Miracle on 34th Street. And, of course, we're talking about the original. Don't mess around with the one from 1994. Where'd your name go? Oh, there it is.

All right, Miracle. Let's go to Justin Thompson is here, everybody! What's up, y'all? Hell yeah. I'm ready to rock. I just got my fifth dose of the vaccine. I mean, you know, just get as many as you can, I think is what the rule is.

So I'm tripping pretty hard right now. Let's do it. I think everybody should just treat it like supermarket sweep. Just get as many needles in your arm as you can. Just keep running around getting them. And what would you like to plug, sir? Hell yeah. I got a podcast about The Simpsons coming out next month.

It's called Heady Green Terrace. So check that out if you like The Simpsons or if you hate it but you like stoners talking about it. So that's a thing. Anyway. If you hate The Simpsons, this is the podcast for you where we talk about The Simpsons. Yeah, we're going to win you over. But you like it. Oh, I see.

It's one of those things where they'll learn how great The Simpsons is through your eyes i guess so i didn't do much research have you watched the simpsons oh yeah for sure okay that's all you need to do i think yeah so uh what's your recommendation uh the simpsons movie is that a christmas film are most of these aren't Christmas films, so whatever floats your dinghy. I don't know if my pick is either. I was going to say Eyes Wide Shut. For reals? It is Christmassy. There's lots of Christmas lights.

Yeah, it's like a horny nightmare, and it's at Christmas inexplicably. Yeah, and at the end, doesn't he come down a chimney? Santa Claus at the end of Eyes Wide Shut just comes down a chimney and everyone's like, that's rude, Santa. Eyes Wide Shut, didn't see that one coming. Yeah, check it out.

You're all opening my eyes about what a holiday movie could be. Most people like to debate whether Die Hard's a holiday movie or not, but you've brought in some much more interesting challenges to argue on behalf of. Arden Marine is here!

Hello! Hello! Sorry to interrupt, Arden, but Justin's playing for Life of Brian, a man in the audience named Life. Okay, go ahead, Arden. Hi. Hi.

Hi. Hi. You're my friend. Hi. Yep. Arden's playing for Clue Jess. Yes. Yes.

Yes, and CrossFit David Schwimmer. She also has pointed out, what did you call him? CrossFit David Schwimmer. CrossFit. It's everybody day at the French gym at Warner Brothers. I think he's Peloton Justin Long. Which is what I'm going to call Justin Long from now on. What's up, Peloton Justin Long? What's up, Peloton Justin Long?

What's up, Peloton Justin Long? What do you got to plug, Arden, besides the amazing podcast you do that I am a frequent guest on? Well, if you love really thinky NPR-style hard-hitting podcasts about the Bachelor franchise, and you're looking for a rookie of the year named doug benson then will you accept this rose is for you and we'll be doing a live show next week in los angeles at dynasty theater and you can live stream it worldwide on some place and then doug and i are doing all of our podcasts together in san francisco San Francisco Sketch Fest the weekend of January 15th. Yeah, she's going to do mine.

Doug is so fun. If you've never watched The Bachelor with Doug Benson or had him text you on the regular about it, he's a spectacular viewing partner. He's deep in and he's doing well with his picks. Yeah, I guess so. I just threw darts at a board, but with all the bachelor's faces on it. Arden, what haven't I asked you? Oh, recommend a movie, please. I gotta go Bad Santa. Oh, okay. I love that movie. I mean, Billy Bob Thornton, what can't he do? He can wear his blood, you know?

Yeah, he can punch a dwarf in the nuts. He can punch a dwarf in the nuts. You've got John Ritter is in it. Like Bernie Mac is in it. The late Bernie Mac, yeah. There's a bloody wooden pickle in it. It's great. If you love holidays and you love wood pickles covered in blood,

then this is the movie for you. Thanks, Thurman Merman. Alright, so she went bad Santa on us. So that's taken. Anna Roisman is here! Anna Roisman is here. Hi. Anna Roisman is here. Hi.

Hi. I'm thrilled to be here. So nice to have you here. What would you like to plug? You can listen to my podcast, Unemployed with Anna Roisman. Doug's great on it. Doug did a fun episode. And oh, if you like HQ trivia, I think I'm hosting Tuesday night.

Yay! And if it doesn't happen, then forget I said that. Yeah, but I love HQ Trivia. Of course, that's how we met. And I'm excited that it's still a thing and that you're still a host of it. Thanks. Yeah. There used to be a million hosts.

Now there's only the two of you. It's nice. For me, anyway. I like to know the hosts when I'm playing trivia on an app on my phone. All right. And then what would you like to recommend, Anna? Okay. I mean, I'm going with the movie So Nice.

They made it twice. I'm going with Home Alone 2, Lost in New York. Whoa. I don't know that I need to recommend it. You've probably all seen it. It's a classic. It's basically Home Alone 1, but it's New York in

Christmas time, and it's so good. Minus the Trump cameo. It's amazing. Yeah, what do you do about that? They haven't taken him out yet, have they? I know there was talk., there was like a petition. Maybe when they air it on like TBS, you know, and they have to cut for time, maybe they'll cut it out, but I don't know. I mean, I've never liked pigeons and I've never complained and asked them to take them

out of that movie. But the pigeon lady's great, you know? I mean, pigeons and Donald Trump, that shit is New York. I'm sorry to say. Put it in a time capsule, some bird shit and Donald Trump. That shit is New York. I'm sorry to say. Put it in a time capsule. Some bird shit and Donald Trump. All right. So thank you, Anna.

Thank you. Who's next? Oh, our buddy Seth Herzog. Thank you, everybody. Thank you. Seth Herzog. Thank you for the very lazy clapping. This is exhausting clapping for everybody. It's exhausting. Yeah, there are like 10 people in. Thank you for the very lazy clapping.

This is exhausting clapping for everybody. It's exhausting. Yeah, there are like 10 people in. They're like, enough already. Well, thank you for making it out, Seth. I did. I flew in from Denver. That's why we have 13 guests. I was worried you wouldn't make it.

I made it. So I overbooked. Yes. But here you are, fresh from Denver. Right. Even didn't go home to see your darling daughters. I know. I was supposed to go home to see my kids daughters. I know. I was supposed to go home

to see my kids and I said, fuck you guys, I gotta be on stage at the Gramercy Theater to talk for like two or three minutes at a time.

Very important. Stop crying. I would love to see you saying to your twin daughters, fuck you guys. Well, I didn't say it to both. I said to one

and she knows who she is. Does she pass it on? She knows who she is. Oh, alright. The other one I kissed. She listens. Alright. Seth is playing for Chew Fast, Chew Furious. Yeah. Does she have a name?

What's that? Chew Fast, Chew Furious is your last name? Are you Jewish? What? Chew. Chew is your last name. Oh, I see. She's Jewish.

Brightman, everybody. Alex Brightman. Seth. Yeah. Could you please Recommend a movie Yeah Holiday I think Squid Game

Is my favorite holiday movie Holiday And if you've seen the finale You know what I'm talking about It's not even a movie dude Well It's a TV show Where the finale

Randomly happens on Christmas Eve For no reason In the movie I'm gonna insist you pick a movie Or you'll be eliminated. All right. There's a musical of A Christmas Carol from 1969. You know, Scrooge, that Albert Finney is Scrooge.

Oh, Scrooge, yes. It's really trippy and really weird, and the music is great. Scrooge. Yeah, Thank You Very Much is the main song, yeah. Yeah, just Scrooge. Yeah. Thank you very much. Is the main song. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just Scrooge.

No D at the end. No, no, no. That's the Bill Murray one with the D. This is no D. It's just called Scrooge. It's like,

you know, a period Dickens piece, but it's trippy, very like acid based. And the music is, is actually great. I can't, I think I've seen this.

It's really good. It's worth, it's worth watching. Yeah. I think I probably saw it as a kid, right? Yeah, it was on a lot. It was on TV a lot as a kid, yeah. Yeah, all right.

And there's another one I recently got turned on to called Santa vs. the Martians. Wait, Hank, what is happening right now? Are you asking me to eliminate you? Oh, no. Are you saying, please, I got to get home to the fucking twins. I got to recommend another one for these lovely people. Okay, what's the other one?

Santa versus the Martians. All right. It's worth seeing. All right, well, it's going to hurt you in the long run. That was very clear. One movie. Okay. Recommend one movie.

Hey, Trey, I didn't write yours down. What did you say? You don't need a mic. Just say it. Quickly. I didn't say yours down. What did you say? You don't need a mic. Just say it. Quickly. I didn't say anything yet. You skipped me. You told me not to talk, and so I didn't say anything.

You really didn't talk? Yeah. It went from Justin to Arden? Yeah. What the fuck? You told me not to talk because I was talking so much during the commercial break. But when I skipped you, you should have been like, ahem. Hey, man, I didn't know if this was part of the game, you know?

All right, let's, okay, I was right the first time. Brandon Collins is here, everybody. Hey, hey. Brando. What's up, everybody? Brando. Yeah. I'll give you a little more time to think about your answer, Trey.

Thanks. I will come back to you. Hey, Brandon Collins. Thanks for being here. Hey, hey. Earlier this year, you were a champ many weeks in a row. Five, I think. Yes, yes. Five. Yeah. Five in a row. Excellent, I think. Something like that. Yes, five. Five in a row.

Excellent work. Thanks for being here. And what do you got to plug? Yeah, everyone can follow me on American Collins and all social media platforms. Check out my movie review podcast. Sorry, Ron. It's called Media and Popcorn, MediaandPopcorn.com. And then check out Drunk Black History on YouTube.

You learn something and you can see people get fucked up while watching it, you know? All right. Yeah, that's my plugs. Good job. You are playing for, I don't know, I don't understand this one. Forever, Foreverk. Wakanda Foreverk. Foreverk.

Foreverk. You got to do it. But it's a very cool sign. Lights up. Wakanda. Yeah, show that sexy thing off. It's probably the best Wakanda sign made by a white man that anybody's ever seen. I was surprised by who the maker was.

Take what you can get. You'd think he'd have Too Fast, Too Furious because he looks like Vin Diesel. All right. So just on the very top. Brando. I didn't want to insult your looks if you think Vin Diesel's not good looking. I think people could go either way on that. But you are both bald.

We can't argue that point. He looks like Stanley Tucci a little bit. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. You ever been to Italy? You know, like, you know. Sorry. I love your show where you go to Italy and eat pigs. And lots of other

animals. Donkeys. He eats a donkey on that show. On CNN, Stanley Tucci just fucking horking down donkey meat and going this is good. Alright, Brandon. Brando, as I like to say. What's your recommendation?

Yeah, I'm going to go weird and say Batman Returns, which is technically a Christmas movie. And it's, I think it's one of Tim Burton's best films. I think it's one of the best Batman films. Michael Keaton fucking rocks. It also opens with Paul Reuben's Pee Wee Herman throwing a child into a river,

and then it starts from there. So it's pretty fucking badass. Yeah, that's, I mean, yeah. It's got a lot of good stuff in there. Do you like it better than, I mean, I guess the first Batman with Jack Nicholson wasn't really a Christmas movie, but do you think Batman Returns is better? Are you one of those people? I mean, I guess the first Batman with Jack Nicholson wasn't really a Christmas movie. But do you think Batman Returns is better?

Are you one of those people? I do think Batman Returns is better. I think Danny DeVito in that penguin outfit is just alone one of the craziest things I've ever seen. It's disgusting. It's fucking weird. He's so gross. But Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman, I mean, it's really. Like Penguin on the TV show, he was like Debonair

and then you give it to Danny DeVito and he's like he's like spitting blue blood and has lobster hands it's weird man yeah yeah yeah okay so that's your recommendation Batman Returns it's a very snowy movie

a lot of snow snow is used to save somebody's ass when they fall six flights. Ladies and gentlemen. I was almost just doing a Beetlejuice voice there accidentally. It's our good friend, Beetlejuice

himself, Alex Brightman! Hey, everybody. Hello. Alex Brightman! Hey, everybody. Hello. Alex Brightman! Hello. Hello, sir. What have you got to tell us? Any news going on with you,

you know, self-promotion-wise? Super excited that Beetlejuice is coming back to Broadway in the spring. Yay! Yay, theater! And then I do want to plug, my friend is here tonight, and he's looking for a one-night stand,

and his girlfriend just recently passed, and so he's looking to kind of like mend those wounds. Wait, this is real? It's not real, the second thing I said. Oh, okay. He is looking to, and he's a great guy. All right, yeah.

There he is, right there. I'm going to have to turn the house lights on. No, it's not this guy. Oh, wait, what? It's not 1994 Miracle on 34th Street. That's the fucking guy. Wait, so which one is it? He's in the white hat over there. His name's Jonathan.

Yeah, right there. That guy. Beautiful. Apologies for all of us thinking it was you, sir. You're probably a happily married professor. I honestly, can I say, I actually genuinely thought that was a ghost. I can't hear what you're saying, ghost man. So Alex...

Ugh, what? The thing about long hair is how much it gets in your mouth. It's disgusting. Alright, um... Alex, would you like to recommend a film? Yeah, I'm gonna go Eight Crazy Nights. Oh! Holiday movie, you said, not Christmas movie. I did. I did say holiday.

Yeah. And that to give all holidays their welcome. And I should say that tonight's the first night of Hanukkah, I believe. Yes, it is. So shout out to that. I don't know what the appropriate thing to say is. You say shout out to that. I don't know what the appropriate thing to say is.

You say shout out to that. Shout out to that. Hey, Hanukkah, go. Do your thing. Eight crazy nights. Let's go. The animated film. The Adam Sandler film.

No, the live action one they did after. I mean, it could be live action. Totally could be. Why was it animated? I don't know why they did after. I mean, it could be live action. Totally could be. Why was it animated? I don't know why they did that. Okay. What's the date Bealejuice is coming back? April 8th.

At the Marriott Marquis? At the Marriott Marquis. New house, 200 more seats. No reason for you not to come. Oh, goody. So excited. Okay. Okay.

And this is, I kind of, I'm glad've waited for you to go last, to be honest. Yeah? Yeah. I think it's perfect. Me too. I think it's a really good cap to this part of the show to hear Trey Galleon get his round of applause. Thank you. You're meanest to them.

There's no need for that. They're chanting another guy's name for you? I know. It's always a small little group. It's only like two or three, but I'll take it. Thank you. They're chanting Tate because it's easier than Galleon. And you know they love both of you.

Yes. That's what it means. All right, Trey. What would you like to plug? Well, speaking of, Jeff Tate's going to be doing Union Hall December 9th over in Brooklyn. And I had Gary Goldman on the show, Josh Gondelman, me. I said that surprisingly because like i was surprised they asked but no it's tate i'm kidding sounds great no yeah it's gonna be awesome so that one will be a lot of

fun and then uh december 23rd through the 31st uh i will be on the symphony of the Seas cruise ship with my mom and sister and brother. So that'll be dope. Come check that out. Do you feel like you've learned how to successfully get what you need on that boat after going on a rock cruise with me? Well, the problem is they're not going to have a production office that I can walk into and go, Hey man, can I have a bottle of Tito's from my room? I meant weed, but okay.

Yeah, no, I got that covered. Okay. We're good. Yeah. It's just, we know how to, we know how to get it in there. There's a secret. Um, and. Huge secret. And what would you like to uh just take it on the boat

don't bring it off the boat dummies especially if you're going to a different country there's rules and stuff so hey can i uh yeah uh jump in here for a sec? Before you say the name of the movie that you've chosen, I'd like to reveal the Squid Game-like elimination that might happen in a little bit. Because I wrote down three words, and I tweeted them on October, what was the date? Like 16th. So just to make it official, the tweet is still there.

So no one can say you changed your mind just to fuck with people. So if any of your titles has any of these three words in it, you're going to be eliminated right now. Squid game, motherfuckers. Damn it. So now Trey, with that knowledge, has to tell us his movie recommendation.

Rogue One. You know what? I inadvertently helped trey there and i apologize unless could you say honestly that was what you were gonna say all along oh no i just switched it before you said the what yeah no what i'm playing the game man what just happened i fucked up i shouldn't have told you no you should not have yeah why do you think Rogue One is a Christmas movie? Because that's another reason to eliminate someone. Because it came out at Christmas time. Oh.

So my next question is, why didn't anybody say Titanic? Or Schindler's List? All the good movies come out around Christmas time. Alright, so we're going to go take another break. We're going to throw some donuts. I've got some cones from OCB rolling papers that I'm

also going to throw into the crowd. I've got a beach ball. This is going to be fun. And we're going gonna do all that during the commercials and then we come back we're gonna find out what those three words were and who's going home we'll be right back we're back yay all right here Yay! All right, here we go. The eliminations tonight can come, as they say in the movies, both fast and furious.

I chose three words. When I said that I tweeted them, everybody decided to check their phones to try to find out. They couldn't wait those few minutes during the commercial. And the three words are... Why do you... Pass the mic to Arden. Why do you think you're out? Pass the mic to Arden. Mike, Arden, Mike.

I could hear it in your voice when you were like, that's your choice. Because I knew you would like that movie. And I could hear that. I could feel the Santa of it all. What movie are you talking about? Bad Santa. I know.

I'll tell you right now, you're not eliminated. I'm so happy. Thank you, Doug. Thank you, Douglas. Don't worry, he'll be gone soon. I just got... The three words are... Christmas, love, and family. Only one movie that's for the holidays

had Christmas, love love or family in it and it's poor man thank you Matt you still got my name wrong Iwanusa the only long term friend you said and you still got my name wrong but that's okay thank you

goodbye Matt pack up your knives and go Okay. Thank you. Goodbye, Matt. Pack up your knives and go. His name's not Matt, man. Fire the cannon. I was willing to get rid of all of you in that one first gambit, but it did not pay off as I had planned. Poor Matt.

I would have just kept saying it. He looked so sad. He was so sad. It was one of the people it happened to. It was his first time. And I just feel terrible. But you know what? That fucking doll in Squid Games doesn't feel terrible.

It just shoots the motherfuckers. So that's what I'm going to do. Anyone could go in this next game. It's called Filmily Feud. Yeah. And unfortunately, this was predetermined based on I didn't know where everybody was going to sit. We're starting with you, Taylor, and then going around that way. So Taylor Tomlinson is first up and potentially on the chopping block. I polled 100 people on Twitter, just like they do, kind of like they do on Family Feud, and got an answer to a question.

I'll tell you the question, Taylor, and then I'll give you four answers to choose from. If you pick the right one, you get to stay. But if you don't, you're the next one eliminated. But it's multiple choice. So you got a good shot at this. You ready? I asked, who would make the best Santa Claus? And then the choices I gave were Nicolas Cage, Al Pacino,

Sean Penn, or Joaquin Phoenix. Chino, Sean Penn, or Joaquin Phoenix. Four of the greatest actors of our time who have all, to my knowledge, not played Santa Claus. Which one do you think got the most popular vote

on Twitter as best Santa Claus? So the answer is who do your fans? Who do 100 randos on the tweets? What did they? I wrote down the percentages. There was a clear winner.

If you can tell me who that is between those four gentlemen, just pick between Nick Cage, Al Pacino, Sean Penn, or Joaquin Phoenix. Sean Penn. The audience disagrees with your choice. She doesn't fucking know. She doesn't know. Do you think they answered the poll? I'm sorry, Taylor.

This thing barely works. That is it. Thank you, Taylor. This thing barely works. That is it. Thank you, Taylor. Taylor Tomlinson, everybody. Did the cannon go off? That's like the famous last moment. A guy says that while he's standing right in front of the cannon. Did it go off yet?

All right. So I guess the cue we should say, you should say what the cue is. It's when I say thank you in the person's name, we'll cannon them out of here. Renan Hirschberg. Yep. Three of those gentlemen's names remain. Sean Penn, in fact, got the lowest amount of the vote. He got 6%.

Six people think Sean Penn would be the best Santa Claus in this bunch. Probably, they probably watched, like, Dead Man Walking and was like, that's the guy. Or maybe it was Mystic River. Or Mystic Pizza. So, Ron, Nick Cage Nick Cage Al Pacino or Joaquin Phoenix well Pacino says hoo-ha which is like ho-ho kind of but but I don't think everyone is as funny as me and thinks that um no I'm joking um I really got to get into the mind of some virgins right now. Wrong crowd for this joke, but... Yeah, I got a huge virgin following. No, I guess it's between Nicolas Cage

and Joaquin Phoenix. I think I'm going to go with Nicolas Cage. Of course, they don't know what the answer is. They just love Nicolas Cage. They got a lot of pig fans out there. Who has my pig? Well, I got to bring that game back, the who has my pick game. That was a fun one.

That's the correct answer. Because I'm a virgin, so I could go into... All right, I guess it's... You did it, buddy. You are still in the game. And just for everybody's edification, Al Pacino, wow, got 19% of the vote. Joaquin Phoenix got 36%.

And then Nick Cage took it with 39% of the people I talked to. Time for round two of Filmily Feud. You're up first, Dina Hashem. Yay! Same thing, different question. Okay. You get four choices. You get first crack at this.

I asked the same Twitter net, who would make the best elf? And the options I gave them were Hugh Jackman, John Krasinski, Pete Holmes, or Shaq. Shaquille O'Neal for long. But I did just write Shaq in the poll because I figured people know who that is. So you got Jackman, Krasinski, Holmes, or Shaq. Which one do you think the voters think would make the best elf?

I'm going to go with Shaq. Shaq. That is correct. Dina, you did it. Yay. I thought almost everybody would be wiped out by this point. Everybody's doing great. Good old Hugh Jackman, people are like, uh-uh, only 5% of the vote.

They do not want to see him as an elf. John Krasinski did not fare much better with 8%. Pete Holmes, impressive showing for a giant weirdo. He got 38%. And yeah, Shaquille O'Neal took 49% of that vote. These things are out of my hands. I just had to do, I just had to jot down the answers. And Dina, congratulations.

Thanks. Greg Wyshynski, you're up next. Wet right now. very bad at this i gotta like this i think sam levine beat me at this game at what game family feud and on one of the zoom shows well that's interesting because that's not the game you're gonna play oh all right right because now we're switching to last person standing. Holy shit. It is Squid Game. Besides, Family Feud should have more euphemisms for sex, shouldn't it? That's how I play Family Feud. That'd be so funny if somebody said sex and Steve said sex and then it just said Squid Game.

I was going to blow this up now, but that's bad timing. It's not a good time to blow up a beach ball, Doug. You're trying to get this game going. No, I'm good. No, I appreciate your offering, but my mouth's already been all over it, and I've gotten COVID eight times. That's why I keep to myself. All right, coming up right now,

here's how Last Person Standing works for anybody that doesn't know. We're going to get the name from an audience member of an actress. Actress is only on this one. And Greg's going to go first. He's going to name a movie that actress was in. If you can't think of one, he's out. And then we go to June. June Marco already looks not into it.

And it looks like we might eliminate some people here pretty quickly. And we'll go around until there's a last person standing. And you can go to your lifeline once, which your lifeline is the person whose name tag you picked. But you can only ask them once, and the later you ask, the less likely they are to be able to help you. But you never know. We've got to pick a name. Is there a woman in the audience here tonight,

especially close to the front where I can see, who thinks they know the name that I've had written down in my wallet, wallet, before the pandemic? I started saying every episode I do where they don't name the right actress, I'm going to add $20 to the pot. And now it's at $320. So that's what somebody's going to win tonight. Wow.

If they say the actress that's been burning a hole in my back pocket for such a long time. I'm a little concerned it's not there anymore. With all the, you've got to take out your ID constantly these days. But anyway, the lady there in the front row, what's your name? Susan. What actress would you like to suggest today?

Sally Field is a great suggestion. Not in my wallet. But I like that one a lot like I dare say yeah right she's a good choice so we got Sally Field let me look at the contestants get a gauge on how how good they feel about naming Sally Field movies Arden is holding her temples as if it will hurt her brain. Please don't make me do it. Gianmarco, how do you feel about it? You know some Sally Field movies? Just one. All right. Well, that one in your lifeline, that might be enough. Probably not. So I'm going to do

you a favor. Plus, I want to give away this damn money. So let's get a second name. Yeah, let's play two names. This lady, first of all, I assume you're a dude, but these days, that's rude when you don't know somebody's pronouns. But this lady here in the front row, but I'm thinking about coming up there if you don't yell out like that again. Okay. What's your name? Jen. Hi, Jen. And what would you like to suggest?

Julia Roberts. That's a huge one. Not in my wallet, but Julia Roberts is really good. That's a real good one. Let's look around and see if people are feeling better about it. Oh, Alex Brightman says run it. So, you know, it feels like we need to get another name. Because he's a little devil. And I want to give everybody a fighting chance here.

And I want to give away this money. Balcony dude, what's your name? Adam. He seems so bummed about it. It was so quiet. What? Oh, you're yelling, come to the balcony for this lady near me. Oh, you're yelling, come to the balcony for this lady near me? What's her name? Hi, Leslie. That's so chivalrous of Adam.

He was so excited to get her picked, and then I picked him instead. But you can work as a team. And Leslie, tell me a name, please. Kate Blanchett. Oh, not in my wallet also who spells Kate with a C she does Kate Blanchett does that probably didn't help anybody no so let's get one more one more, the lights went up. The lady in the second row with the ski hat and the glasses. Hi, what's your name? Heather.

Heather. All right, Heather's going to give us the fourth and final name for this epic battle of last person standing. Drew Barrymore is not in my wallet. But she's in my heart and is in a fuck ton of movies. So we definitely have something to work with here. So we are going to take turns.

Since there's so many great names, I'm going to play two. We're going to take turns, starting with Greg. One at a time. Wait for me to call on you. And we're going to name movies that have Sally Field,

or Julia Roberts, or Cate Blanchett, or Drew Barrymore, four people who have never worked together, strangely enough. There's no crossover there that I'm aware of. And like I said, you can't think of one, you're out. Thank you for coming. We'll start with Greg Wyshynski, great player, probably going to Take out an obscure time. Oh, probably not obscure. You'll probably go for the

Yeah, most well-known ones. I'm a people. Yeah, I'm a people player. Yeah, I'm sorry. I fucked up your strategy. So I will go with pretty woman Yeah smart G and Marco. The Pelican Brief. Yes. Yes. I just read it. It's one of my favorite movies where Denzel Washington doesn't kiss the romantic lead.

They never smooch. I don't think so. Hey, Doug, you got any more of those donuts? One of them kisses a pelican. No, I don't. Oh, I got Donettis. I thought I had Donettis. Did we throw those too? Oh, where are they? Oh, there they are. Oh, you just want to eat one? For sure.

Getting hungry? A little bit. You can go eat right after you fail at this game. You mean after I mention Forrest Gump? Ah! I always have to mention how sad I think it is that Sally Field played Tom Hanks' romantic interest one year and then the next year she played his mother. That is rough.

All right, but she's great actress. She pulled it off. All right. Trey Gallion. Nodding Hill. I'm it off. Alright. Trey Gallion. Nodding Hill. I'm nodding yes. Yeah. I'm a boy standing in front of another boy

waiting for him to pass the mic to Artie Marine. I gotta go Mystic Pizza. Ah! You get a bonus whistle for a movie that was already mentioned in the show. Alright. Anna Roisman. I'm gonna go with You get a bonus whistle for a movie that was already mentioned in the show. All right. Anna Roisman.

I'm going to go with Mrs. Doubtfire. Yes. Currently on Broadway. Currently on Broadway with our boy. Hey, Rob's not going to come back to The Juice, right? He's busy being Mrs. Doubtfire. You guys are both running around being icons. Sorry.

I was talking to somebody. E.T. period. What? Oh, talking. E.T. E.T. The extraterrestrial? The extraterrestrial. And his adventures on Earth. Brando. Drew Barrymore, Scream. I like that.

Everybody learn from Brando. You just say the name of the actress and then the film and then pass the mic triumphantly. Alex Brightman. Julia Roberts, Hook. Don't you dare start chanting that shit. Rupio. Rupio. Rupio.

Rupio. It happens every time. Renan? My Best Friend's Wedding, Julia Roberts. Oh, shit. I forgot to take my turn. I'm going to say... No, I'm not going to take his movie,

but that would have been a fun move. You can do it. That would have given me satisfaction. Dina? Drew Barrymore, Donnie Darko. Yes. Greg Wyshynski. Julia Roberts, Ocean's Eleven.

Oh, look at you. That's a real friendly gesture there, handing them the mic after saying that. Okay. Sally Fields Lincoln. It sounds like that's the title of the movie, Sally Fields Lincoln. It's her take on

the whole, everything that happened there. How about 50 First Dates? How about it? How about 50 First Dates? How about it? How about it? Trey Gallion. How about Blended?

Oh, yeah. Blended. Oh, Arden. Drew Barrymore, Firestarter. Yes, she did. She lit Heather Locklear's oven mitts on fire the very first scene. Anna?

I got a two for one. I have a Julia Roberts and Sally Field in Steel Magnolia. Oh, that's right. They did work together. Get Shelby the juice. Get Shelby the juice. How about a little Oscar winning Aaron Brockovich

Hey Brando Are we still doing a Cate Blanchett? Sure Alright Cate Blanchett, Blue Jasmine Alex How about a little Never been kissed? It went from Greg Wyshynski all the way to me.

Ocean's Twelve. It was that easy, gang. Could have saved that other one for later. Ronan? Cate Blanchett Carroll. I sing those every year this time. Cate Blanchett Carroll.

Dina? Drew Barrymore, the wedding singer. Hey, let me ask you something, Greg. Yes? How many... Oh, I'm getting lightheaded how many Drew Barrymore joints do you think you've seen because it's you know she's in the rom-com

world a lot of the time many I think yeah yeah more than a few yeah but I'm not gonna fuck with Drew Barrymore I'm gonna go straight to the Julia Roberts well okay runaway well runaway bride yes taking taking down the sequels Julia Roberts well. Okay. It's a deep well. Runaway Bride. Yes. Taking down the sequels. That's smart.

Charlie's Angels. Yes. Of course. Where she says she's gonna moonwalk out of the room and then she does a different dance. Hey, on my last round, did I say Never Been Kissed? Did you what? Did I say Never Been Kissed and then Alex reused that answer? No. Alex said... What did I say on the last round, did I say never been kissed? Did you what? Did I say never been kissed and then Alex reused that answer?

No, Alex said... What did I say on the last round? You said 50 first dates, my man. Oh. Yeah. Okay. Thanks, dude. I really needed that.

I thought I was losing my mind for a minute there. Someone said E.T.? Yes. What are you doing over there? Are you just dreaming of donuts? All right. Well, let's calm down, everybody. You want to...

Do you want to use your lifeline? Thor Ragnarok? Yeah, you could do that. All right. I had another one. Yeah. I mean, you're not eliminated for saying one that somebody already said, but just pay attention better. I was trying, man.

Yeah. Trey Gallion. Hey, Fever Pitch. Yes. Yeah. Knocked that out. The Park, huh? Go Sox.

All right. What? Show me Poison Ivy. Long Island Lolita. Ha! I'm going to go with August Osage County, Julia Roberts. is August Osage County, Julia Roberts. Probably one of the

most star-studded ruinings of a play that's ever happened in cinema. Hey, it's about people in the South. Let's hire actors from every continent just because they're famous. Cumberbatch is going to kill this shit.

Anyway, such a great play. Okay, so, Seth? Everyone's thinking it. Smokey and the Bandit! You're right! Hey! We got a beach ball going. Now it's a party.

Brandon Collins? Julia Roberts, Closer. Closer, yes. Closer. Yeah. With Closer closing. Closer. Closer, yes. Closer. Yeah. With Closer closing. Closer. Closer.

She gets close to Jude Law and Clive Owen. And then Natalie Portman's like, bitch. You guys good? Yes. Okay. Alex. Drew Barrymore, Charlie's Angels 2. Oh, yeah?

What's the full... Hey, hey! Why is everyone else making noise? I will ask him. What's the full title of that movie, Alex? I believe it's Charlie's Angels 2 Full Throttle. Yes. I believe it's Charlie's Angels 2, Full Throttle.

Yes. Renan? Punchline, Sally Field. Mentioned earlier, but not by name. Just the fact she played Tom Hanks' love interest. Tina? Julia Roberts, Stepmom. Yes.

Oh shit, I missed my turn again. I'm going to take... What should I take away? Ooh. Our boy Justin Long was mentioned earlier. Going the distance. Yes. All right, we're over it.

Greg? Julia Roberts, Sleeping with the Enemy. Yeah, that movie has one of the most terrifying moments in motion picture history, because when a woman comes home and her stuff in her cabinets have been rearranged, she knows she's dealing with a madman. And when the towels are moved around, it's fucking crazy.

Gene Marco? Cate Blanchett, Sense and Sensibility? Why are people... Is it Pride and Prejudice? Am I wrong? No, I don't think... I'm not sure that she's in either of those. No, wait, no... Well, I don't think, I'm not sure that she's in either of those. No, wait, no. Well, I don't think so, but the audience doesn't get to tell the guest what's right or wrong.

Please let me do that. I might not know the answer. That's part of the fun. We'll work it out up here. Like we do on all those Zoom shows where you don't get to yell at them. like we do on all those Zoom shows where you don't get to yell at them. You and Marco, either go to your lifeline

or pick a different movie. I'm going to go to my lifeline. Okay, who is it? Julie with the turkey. Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou is a correct answer. Good job.

That's what I was thinking of. Yeah. Now you got all the way around to you again to come up with another one. So it might, something might pop into your head. Justin's thought of another one. Yeah, Ocean's 8. Oh, that's right, Cate Blanchett. I was like, you idiot!

You're not wrong, but this time, yes. Trey's got a face. Get him a microphone. Why are you making that face? Snowpiercer? Which one do you think was in Snowpiercer? Cate Blanchett. Mm-mm.

You're giving it, you're giving, hey, what's happening? Stop yelling at me. I'll run it. Oh, it's the other one. Hang on. Hang on. Yeah. Do you want to say the other one?

Ocean's 13. For what? I thought you were going for, what was the first thing you said? Snowpiercer. Snowpiercer. Oh, right. Okay, because you thought Tilda Swinton was capable. Yeah.

Tilda Swinton. See how Blanchett Yeah Tilda Swinton See I know what's going on She's good Yeah She's not Cate Blanchett though And then your next wrong guess was what? Right Which one?

What'd you say? Ocean's 13 Oh yeah yeah She's not Julia's not in that one And I don't think Any of the others are Not even like a hologram of her or something?

I think they must mention her, but anyway, she's not in it. All right. I'm going to go to my lifeline then. 12 was enough for her, yes. Is that cool? That's what we're going to do. Right on. Go to your lifeline.

Jess Poole. Jess Poole. What do you got? Drew Poole, I mean. Oh, wait. Oh, sorry. Drew Poole. What's yours? Drew Poole.

Hello, my name is Doris. That's an excellent choice. Yeah, because I don't even know that one. It's a great movie directed by Michael Showalter and co-starring that guy that's from the neighborhood, the TV show, not where I live, and Max Greenfield. So put it on my watch thingy.

It's a May-December thing. And Kumail's in it. Non-jacked Kumail is in it. And it's really charming. I think Arden was saying she likes it. Arden, it's your turn. Okay, this might be tilted to a 10. Oh, no.

I'm so sorry. Why would you do that to her? Okay, because it's so popular. And I'm sorry that I'm not confident in this answer. But it's either Cate Blanchett or Tilda Swinton. All right, well, hang on a second. Lord of the Rings? Hang on a second.

Hang on a second. Because before you jump into that, you know that we like the full titles. Before you jump into that, you know that we like the full titles. And I have a feeling that you're not going to be able to finish any of the three Lord of the Rings titles. No, please. No, Douglas. Obviously, I can't. Ring of Fire.

Spiegel's Revenge. Give me that. My precious. Please, so. Give me that. My precious. Please, please. You're just going to shout out things that happened in Lord of the Rings. Please, please, please. I love games. I'm so bad at this. It's like I grew up Amish.

You could take a little time to think it over. Your lifeline can help you now, and then you'll have time to figure out maybe one of those titles uh what's whispering why trey why are you talking why are you saying anything to her right now nobody was what was he saying to you arden he said empire strikes back trey he's fucking with me i thought he was my ally And he's my fucking enemy Just like in the Bachelor Mansion I can't trust you

Okay So go to your lifeline If you don't mind Hey girl Hey girl Sally Field Heroes Yes Thank you

Yes Thank you. Yes. Thank you. With Dustin Hoffman and Harrison Ford. Yeah. Harrison Ford has bad PTSD in it. Hey, Arden. Yeah, bud. You know when you're driving down the 405 and you see that big bucket of chicken that says

Dinah's Chicken down by LAX? Yeah. There's a scene in that movie where Henry Winkler sits in that bucket of chicken. I love chicken and I love the fun. I don't know how he gets up there. I don't know how he gets up there and I don't think it's allowed to sit in that bucket. Maybe he's still there. No, he's been in things.

Okay, great. Yeah, Henry Winkler's worked since Heroes in the 70s or 80s, whatever the fuck that was. All right. Cool. Anna Roisman. Okay, I thought I was going to be out,

but I'm so proud of myself Drew Barrymore, Grey Gardens yes that's a great one thank you pat yourself on the back and Hef how can I go Smoky and the Bandit 2

you sure can you sure can go there I warn anybody else about future smoky endeavors but proceed to your own peril Brandon Collins Julia Roberts Conspiracy Theory

we all have some about her what's yours you don't have one no Alex Brightman Lord of the Rings The Fellowship of the Ring You don't have one? No. Alex Brightman. Lord of the Rings, The Fellowship of the Ring. Okay. See how this goes?

I lobbed it over first place. This is squid game! You did sort of help everybody. I did. I really did. That was on me. Right on. Elizabeth K. I really did. That was on me. Right on. Elizabeth K. Blanchett. Very good.

Dina. Drew Barrymore, Ever After. Excellent. Sally Field was Aunt May in The Amazing Spider-Man. Whoa. Whoa. Shit. What the fuck? I also skipped my turn again.

I do that so much. Let me think of another one. Cate Blanchett in Walt? In what? What? What'd she say? I misspoke. Okay.

Oh, fuck. Cate Blanchett in... Oh. Walt... Walt Disney I'm right about like what it's a yes wait what are you doing?

Walt she's the animator person the Poppins and Walt Disney and Tom Hanks is Walt Disney I don't think you know I don't think you're anywhere on the right track here. Drew Barrymore and Freddie got fingered.

She's not in that. Fuck. She is. Dina's confirming that she's in that. What does she do? Pass her a mic. She's definitely in it. Doing what?

They were dating at the time. No, no. I know that. He's in Charlie's Angels. But I don't think he got a pass into every Drew Barrymore movie. I'm pretty sure she's in it. Does anyone here besides Dina think she's in Freddy Got Fingered? One guy.

Thank you. Yeah, so I'm going to have to pass on that one. All right. Yeah, I'm sorry. It's okay. Thank you. Thank you, Jean-Marco. It's okay. Thank you, Gene Marco. Seriously.

I'm sorry if that ruling ends up being incorrect, but I don't think several hundred people could be wrong. Justin? Hey, is Julia Robertson the Mexican? Yes. All right, that's my answer then. But just a quick reminder, that's not how it works. You don't ask if somebody's in it. You give an answer, like a fucking game show contestant that's not on Jeopardy.

It's not a question. I thought I had that. You just give your answer. Did you use your lifeline already? Nope. No? All right. All right. Who is Julia Robertson, the Mexican?

Wait, who, Mexico? Wait. Who? What? Wait. Give me. Give me. Give me. Give me. Why does nobody...

Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Why does nobody here think she's in it? Like, does nobody see in Freddy Got Fingered? Does nobody here watched it all the way through? She plays Davidson's receptionist.

Unmemorable, whoa! You're still in! Welcome back! Now put your phone in your goddamn pocket. And if I see it again, you're out. Doug, this seemed like a- If I see the phone again, you're out. My decisions are usually final.

But I'm also wrong in this case, so I might as well own it. Doug, this seemed like a scheme to get a papsed tall boy during his time away from the panel. Oh, he got a drink while he was gone. Very clever. Where are we? Justin, did you We're on Trey Are you sure Justin went? I don't think he went

Oh, Justin Oh, you asked about the Mexican, that's correct Yeah, he did, that's right Mexican The most horribly named movie in the history of cinema But so much fun Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts James Gandolfini

In the Mexican I was waiting for them to all be inside Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts, James Gandolfini in The Mexican. I was waiting for them to all be inside at least a restaurant. But maybe even a very large Mexican. I mean, they went to Mexico briefly. Oh, okay. I probably saw some Mexicans there. It's a terrible movie. Anyway, Trey.

I like it. Lord of the Rings, Return of the King. Yes. We're back to Arden. Orlando. Orlando. Julia Roberts prettiest woman wait what's happening

what was the first word you said Orlando I get it I was just trying to get what you were going at what's that that was Tilda Swinton in Orlando I loved Cate Blanchett's work as Tilda Swinton in Orlando

it was about shifting. I'm out, Doug. I'm out. I'm out. It's prettiest woman. Thank you, Arden Marie. Good luck, my friend. It's all on you.

I'm sad to see her go. Anna. I don't know if this one was said. Julia Roberts Eat, Pray, Love. She's definitely in that. She does all three of those things in that movie. Eat, Pray, Love.

Seth. Cate Blanchett in The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttons. I'm afraid it's just button, you're eliminated. There are a couple of them, buttons. Benjamin Buttons. He's a little bear. I mean, I guess Benjamin Button would also sound like a bear. Brandon?

I'm going to piggyback off of a boy from ESPN, The Amazing Spider-Man 2. Yes. Excellent work, Alex Brightman. Julia Roberts, Charlie Wilson's War. Yes. Yes. All right.

I've missed my turn more than once I think so I'm just going to dip but Renan Sally Field Eye for an Eye with Cooper Southern that helped me think of another one Dina and thank you

Dina for your standing up for Freddy Got Fingered yeah Cate Blanchett in the nude And thank you, Dina, for your standing up for Freddy Got Fingered. Yeah. Cate Blanchett in the nude Guillermo del Toro movie. Nightmare Alley? Yeah. Yeah. I don't think that's out yet.

Should we count it? Yeah. Correct answer. Greg, somebody's seen it greg let's go uh drew barrymore and a reconcilable differences you're reconciled that's right there's a word i could say yeah so that was their second movie i think hot off of uh at and look who's back. Back again. I didn't have like a reserve. Yeah, that's part of the fun is how hard you struggle to stay just one more round and then leave anyway.

But vindication is important. Okay. I think it's Cate Blanchett in the Mindy Kaling movie, Late Night. That's Emma Thompson. He's been thinking of Emma Thompson this whole time. I figured it out. You were doing Emma Thompson every time.

She was in the Walt Disney movie. Sense and sensibility. That's not fair. God! Sense of sensibility! That's not fair. Give him another cannon, please. These actors resembling each other is unfair. Can't keep straight.

Who's who Justin Lord of the Rings Two Towers yeah sick yeah against all odds he's still here

Trey I got some up my sleeve don't worry Trey that was totally my damn it hang on

no wait give me a second what are the names again sally field yeah let me say it the way people like to say it sally fields julia robert cake cake blanchett and uh druid barrymore oh there's common mispronunciations of all those names. I'm done. Thank you, Trey Gallia.

Anna Roisman. I'm going to go with Drew Barrymore, Boys on the Side. Ben? I'm going to go with Drew Barrymore, Boys on the Side. Literally what I was about to say. Literally was my next thing.

Every time he's like, God damn it, that's my other one. You're that stupid bitch. It's that first night of Hanukkah. Listen, I'd like a hamburger, I'd like a milkshake, and I'd like some Boys on the Side. Seth? She stole my boys on the side. Yeah, no, I saw you discussing it.

Yeah, I was discussing it with myself. There's still 50 movies that can be named. I know, I know. These women work. These women are big workers, I know, I know, I know. They go to work. I know, I know, I know. These women work. These women are big workers. I know. They go to work. I know. I know.

They make cinema. I just thought of another one. How about, isn't Sally Field in Hooper? No. Wait, yes. Yeah, she is. She's the girlfriend in Hooper. You're correct.

You're correct. I was just going to do that. But she wasn't in the sequel, Hooper Got Hingered. Brandon? Cate Blanchett, The Aviator. Yes! Oscar nominee for that, or did she win for that? I don't know.

Can't keep track anymore. Uh, Alex Brightman, we're back to you, buddy. I need to go to my lifeline. Oh, who's your lifeline? That guy, Sweeney Robb. It's Sweeney Robb. The demon barber of... Fleabstreeb. Elizabeth the Golden Age.

Elizabeth the Golden Age. It was like kind of a sequel to Elizabeth, right? Elizabeth the Golden Age. Holy fucking shit. What an amazing lifeline. Thank you, Rob. Amazing lifeline. Such a good lifeline. I think Cate Blanchett notes on a scandal with her and Judi Dench. Yeah.

Dench. Correct, Dench. Correct. Did someone say 50 first dates? They did. Lifeline, please. Here we go, Dina's Lifeline. Not Without My Daughter. Not Without My Daughter.

I mean, between that and An Eye for an Eye, she was a regular Steven Seagal. Greg Wyshynski. Let's give a shout-out to my wife, Ruby, for having me watch this on commercial television at a recent weekend. Drew Barrymore, and he's just not that into you. Oh.

Justin. Hold up. How about Home Fries? Yes. Yes. What the fuck is happening? Why are you still here? You said you wanted a shake and some other thing

and a side of another movie. For Home Fries, it'll make so much more sense in that riff. I wasn't going to say home fries before anybody said it. But now that's a good joke. Anna. Okay, I might fuck up this title.

Cate Blanchett in Where'd You Go Bernadette? Is that the name? That's right. Where'd You Go Bernadette? It's a movie that nobody saw. Nobody bothered with it. Seth Herzog, she didn't steal that one from you. No.

No. I was thinking the one where Cate Blanchett plays Bob Dylan, but I can't remember the name of it. Oh, I just thought of that. I just thought of it, the title of that. How about... There's so many pictures I can't remember the exact titles of, but I know the vibe.

I could describe them scene for scene. That's the fucked up thing about trivia games. Yeah, you got to know the trivia part. You go down to the pub quiz and go, I can tell you all about that movie. Um. Oh, fuck. I'm gonna go with

The Chew. Riding in Cars with Boys. That's the one I couldn't come up with. That's it with Brittany Murphy. I can't believe they never made a monster mashup movie riding in cars with boys on the side. That would be

fun or something I'd avoid. Brandon Collins. Since we're able to do Nightmare Alley, Cate Blanchett in Don't Look Up, which I saw last week, so technically I can confirm that she's in it. Look at you. Brandon sees movies early so if you want to get the early word on a movie let's check listen to brandon follow

brandon on the twitter what's your name on twitter again american collins american american collins collins alex brightman bright monster on socials eh not anymore oh you got the hell out of there i've got the hell out of there good I've got the hell out of there. Good for you. Thank you. I think I'm going to be out because I have a big swing. This is the last time I was here. This is when I would usually say wild hogs,

but that becomes my sort of Hail Mary with anything. But I don't know, so I'm just going to take a swing because I'm thinking voices. I was thinking, I all of a sudden went to voices. Oh, shit. We haven't done any voices. Yeah, but I don't know, so I'm just going to take a swing, because I'm thinking voices. I was thinking, I all of a sudden went to voices. Oh, shit. We haven't done any voices. Yeah, but I don't think this is right. And I don't know why this popped in my head, but I'm going with the critically acclaimed

movie, Robots. Robots. That was Robin Williams? Ewan McGregor. Ewan McGregor. And I don't remember who plays the female lead. So you're just hoping it's one of these ladies? I'm hoping it was Julia Roberts randomly. I'mia roberts randomly i'm gonna say no okay that's fine yeah

because nobody's protesting it but nobody protested the freddie got finger that's okay i i'm i'm ready to go you do have a show to get back to in april that's right i gotta do some push-ups yeah so thank you thank you everybody. Yeah. So thank you. Thank you. Everybody have a great night. I'm not going to lie. He's one of the sadder ones for me to see go. I like everybody up here. That's why you're here, Renan If I get the Dylan title wrong Like a little wrong

Do I get eliminated right away? Well, you know We've seen it tonight There's a slight wiggle But when you say it wrong Everyone's going But then I'm going to go Say it right

Is it I'm not there? Yes Okay, alright I'm not there Yeah, it's called I'm not there? Yes. Okay. I'm not there. Yeah, it's called I'm not there. So good job. Dina? I was going to say I'm not there.

So now I'm not here. Thank you, everybody. Dina Hashem, thank you. Thank you, Dina Hashem. Thank you, Dina Hashem. Thank you, Dina Hashem. Who wants it? Whatever this is.

Chocolate cream cake. You're welcome. Nice catch, lady. Who's up? Greg Wyshynski. My favorite Sally Field movie is Soap Dish. Oh. Look at you saving the soap dish all this time.

Somebody could have took it. Justin. Did someone say Ocean's 13? They might have, but she's not in it. Yeah. Bandits. Bandits with Bruce Willis and Billy Bob Thornton competing to have the worst hairpiece. All right, well, that's my final answer.

Yeah. Bruce Willis' hair looks like mine in that movie. It's funny. Anna Royceman? I'm going to go to my lifeline. Yes. Let's do it. Drew Barrymore, Bad Girls.

Bad Girls, yeah. Girls with guns in the West. Thank you. Being all bad. On the side. With boys. I remember. No cars.

No cars in Bad Girls! What, Seth? The only movie I remember walking out of, I remember Julia Roberts was in Pret-a-Porter. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, it was not one of Robert Altman's better... Not one of his better people-talking-over-each-other fests.

It's too bad he didn't live to film an episode of this. Brandon? I'm going to go with Cate Blanchett, Indiana Jones and the Island of the Crystal Skull. She's the villain, right? I'm not making that up. Wait a second. Hang on. Slow down.

Think about this. Yeah. Island of the Crystal Skull yeah which yeah I think she was yeah

because it was it was a lady I would start to think she was in the third one but you're right yeah yeah good job but

what oh Greg doesn't think so who is it some people are saying no it's not the title oh oh he said the title wrong I

oh I hate that movie so much I don't know the title so try again. Indiana Jones and... I thought it was The Island of the Crystal Skull. Oh, shit.

But I'm going to go to my lifeline. This is nothing to lose on. Exactly. Go to your lifeline. Go to my lifeline. Sally Field, Norma Ray. Norma Ray, Sally Field. We'll pivot.

Laborers Unite, Sally Field, Norma pivot. Laborers Unite. Sally Field. Normal Ray. Great one. That was one of her two Oscars, I think, probably. All right. Renan. Julia Roberts.

Larry Crown. Yeah. Tommy Hanks. Greg Wyshynski. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Look at you. Y'all penalizing me because I have weird words in different orders and shit. I see how y'all do with Doug Lowe's movies.

That movie's dumb. Okay, Justin. Yeah, hold on. Let's take another Justin break. Why don't we throw one of these while you think? Yeah, let's see if anything percolates up in my mind. It hit a lady's hand, and she basically just threw it at a guy's head.

Slapped it right into him. But he got it. Drew Poole got it. All right. What's your answer, Justin? Speed two cruise control. Thank you, Justin Thompson. Thank you so much.

Yeah, you don't talk after the cannon. You're dead. That's the premise, is that you've died and we don't hear from you again. You don't wave. You're just dead. Just dead. This guy's wave, you're just dead. Just dead. This guy's never seen Hunger Games, apparently. None of these actresses are in Hunger Games.

Anna? Oh, I'm out. I'm going to just go with, you know, my heart. I've never, never seen it. The Lord of the Rings, the platinum ring that we came across starring Cate Blanchett is that

no? I don't know if we did did we do them all already? I think we might have done all three of them The Lord of the Rings we got engaged did I get any of them?

yeah but you were great tonight. Thank you. Oh, my God. I can't believe I made it this far. Thank you, Anna Royce-Mitch. I was, like, first out last time. Don't talk after you've been killed.

That's the idea. It's not speak anymore. I'm sorry. Thought I explained that. Seth? There's that other Drew Barrymore where she's riding around in a Jeep with Chris O'Donnell. And they shot it up in Oregon or something. Oh, riding around with Jeep with boy?

No. I think that's what it is. It's called like Max Love or something dumb like that. Oh, I bet. I bet it's got a dumb name. It's a dumb name. I forgot what it's called like Max Love or something dumb like that. Oh, I bet. I bet it's got a dumb name. It's a dumb name. I forgot what it's called. I think it's called, it's only something to the max.

Damn it. Oh, I just thought of another one. You did? Oh, that's a two. Thanks. Those ladies worked a lot, I'll tell you that. This has been quite exciting. This is very exciting.

This has been great. This has been really, really fun. Kiss your daughters for us. I will. I know there's so many. Because Julie Roberts has been doing a lot of stuff lately where she has smaller parts. Yeah, but she's on TV and stuff. She's doing that Amazon show. Yeah. Yeah, does that count?

Everybody's doing TV and streaming now. Yeah, exactly Just to go where the rules are now. Yeah, right. That's where that's where the money is parts Yeah, you were great Thank you guys guys. Thank you, Seth. Herzog. Top four, though. I always do top four. Yeah, just go ahead and there you go.

Yeah, top four was great. Great achievement. Brandon Collins. Yes. What's up? All right, she is in this. It's a really fucking weird role, but Drew Barrymore, Batman and Robin. No, no.

What did you say? Batman and Robin. Oh, okay. Yeah, she's like... She's like Sweden Spice or whatever the fuck. It's a dumb part. It's not correct. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Slow down, slow down. Hang on, Brandon. Tell me the name of the movie again. Batman and Robin. Right. And people are thinking she might have been in a different one than that. Oh, so Batman Forever, then. All right, that's settled. I've been holding on for that one this whole fucking time.

Damn it. Damn it Well that was very nice of you To help us Help us through that little I think I would have gotten there I think I would have figured it out Because Batman and Robin It's got a million people in it I just remember Tom

What's his name Tom Lee Jones had the two chicks Two Face and that whole deal Those were so bad So bad Okay, Renan Well since there's wiggle room for that, I got one You got a wiggle?

Because I know the movie and I know she's in it but I don't know The Terror in Her Eyes with Julia Roberts and Nicole Kid. The Terror in Her Eyes with Julia Roberts and Nicole Kidman. The Terror in Her Eyes. The Fear in Her Eyes. Yeah, I think I know what you're talking about. It's a movie I never

saw. It's a remake of a foreign film. David O'Ellio was in it. It's like the terror in her eyes. It's some sort of sentence. It's just like a terrible title. It's a terrible title title it's not my fault the title is terrible did you already use your lifeline?

no you want to do that? because you and I aren't going to figure out the title of that movie alright fine I'll do my lifeline and I don't want to drag the audience into it Toy Story, Corey? Toy Corey Sally Field in The End with Burt Reynolds

very good very good excellent Sally Field in The End with Burt Reynolds. Very good. Very good. Very good. Excellent. Greg? I think where Seth was going before was Mad Love. With Drew Barrymore in a Jeep with a boy. Yeah.

Brandon? Drew Barrymore, Firestarter? We said that. Oh, shit. All right. Well. Yeah. Kate Blanchett.

Kate Blanchett, French Dispatch, I believe. She's in that. The French Dispatch I believe she's in that The French Dispatch yeah excellent Ronan um the uh the terror

in her eyes I think the eyes I think the eyes might be right but I don't think it's terror. It's either terror or fear. I don't know which one it is. I don't know what it is. He got the wrong fucking Batman movie, so I think it could be a fucking... I know.

I know, but... Also, I don't know if she's in the French... Is she definitely in the French Dispatch? Because that's Francis Medora. People are saying no to her. I just saw it. I don't think she's in it. People are saying no.

So sorry, Brandon. Thank you. Sorry. Thank you, Brandon. Sorry, I have to fact check. Well, if it's getting down to the count, I'm going to fact check, you know? Yeah. No, I appreciate your spirit, your fighting spirit.

And congratulations to the two of you for being here at the end. You know, Greg was certainly not an underdog here today. He's good at this. Fear in her eyes. Fear in her eyes. I think it's terror. We'll go with fear in her eyes. Do you think it's fear in her eyes, Greg?

No. I've never heard of this fucking movie in my life. Yeah. It's something like her daughter gets thrown in a dumpster or something. I only saw the trailer. Her daughter's murdered and she... Whose daughter is murdered? Julia Roberts.

Julia Roberts' daughter is murdered. And she goes vigilante. Yeah. Terror in her eyes. I think it's either that or fear. I don't think that's what it's called. The fear or the cure. I think it's called...

Raise your hand if you know what it's called. This movie. Oh my God. It does feel like it doesn't even exist. Like, I definitely, like it's the first Julia Roberts movie I think that I just went, nope. And I've seen almost anything that she's done. I'm clinging to it. I did not see that one. I think it's the fear in her eyes.

Okay. Well, whatever the fuck it is,reg's gonna win anyway so let's just move on it's greg's turn do we do mary riley yet no we didn't do mary riley oh wait i'm sorry mary riley yeah yeah emphatic yeah emphatic we did do mary riley i didn't do it yet now we have and i whenever i hear about that movie i always think about in the trailer at the end of it like it's a scary movie you hear Mary Riley Mary Riley like uh almost like a candy man thing like she's gonna appear what did Renan get so excited about while I was telling that story is she in much ado about nothing Julia Roberts I don't think so. Or something that Shakespeare did?

I don't think she's... I don't think Julia Roberts has ever tackled a Shakespearean role on film, if I had to guess. Can you give me ten seconds? I don't think she has. Ten. Nine.

What can we talk about while Renan thinks it over you liked the Mary Riley trailer though was it a good trailer? what's that? Mary Riley trailer, good trailer? it's about the IRA she does an accent in that movie it's about bombings

and Liam Neeson of course can do the accent she's a little shaky she and Michael Collins what's shaky. She and Michael Collins? She and Michael Collins? Liam Neeson movie? IRA? What? No. Are you just going to name movies? Just

stabbing at stuff? I guess I don't. I think you might be done. Unless Cate Blanchett's in Fantastic Mr. Fox, but I don't think she is. Wes Anderson uses a lot of the same people, but I think like Meryl Streep's in that one. You know, maybe Frances McDormand. Yeah. All right. Thank you, Renan Hirshberg. We'll see you in a minute. We'll see you. Or, you know, you can just leave if you want,

but I'll be back in a second. Yeah. It's not that much longer. Not much left to go. But now, Greg, in order to be crowned the winner, you have to answer 100 difficult questions. Okay. About Sacramento. Oh, no.

Here we go. Which feature film set in Sacramento? No, I don't know. I had written down, because I thought of them, music and lyrics and full frontal. What else? I Love Trouble. I Love Trouble. With Nick Nolte. With Julia Roberts. Everyone Says I Love You with Drew Barrymore. Yes, musical.

She didn't sing well. Was Drew Barrymore in a movie called. She didn't sing well. Yeah, and was Drew Barrymore in a movie called Gun Crazy at some point? Oh, no. Maybe. I think we're confusing that with there's a similar title

with Crazy in it, I think. But anyway. There we go. But yeah, what did we miss? What? One and two? Homeward Bound one and two? Homeward Bound one and two. Yeah, voices we missed a lot, right?

We missed the ant bully with Julia Roberts. The normal heart with Julia Roberts, the AIDS drama. The secret in their, it's the fucking secret in their eyes. I knew it wasn't terror or fear. I knew it was something that they were trying to keep from me. It was a secret.

That movie was a secret. Holy shit. Well, we all did great tonight, I think. Let's hear it for our champion. He prevails once again. He's been the champion of 12 guests before. Greg Wyshynski, do your hockey plugs again. I don't know.

Oh, thank you. Let him do his plugs. Thank you. Please, please, please. I'm not going to do any plugs. This has been bugging me for two hours. It's Santa Claus conquers the Martians, not versus the Martians, for God's sakes. That's all I want to use this platform for is to correct the fucking record.

It's conquers the Martians. Thank you, Doug. I'm so glad you did because you don't have to go. I'm so glad you did bring that up because, you know, we've been, the corrections department hasn't had a lot of work lately. I've had a bunch of shows in a row where I seem to not be making any mistakes, and that's very exciting. Certainly some were made tonight, and I'll hear about them. So I'm glad you corrected that one. And I've got a couple more chocolate things I got to get rid of and they gave it so fast they didn't get the lights up in time I would

like to just quickly thank not only my all the guests but Greg Wyshynski and The Gramercy Theater, where our friend, front row Paul Bauer, has seen this show 40 times or more. We've been doing it here for, I feel like it's been a decade or more. I'm so glad to be back in New York, back doing this show, back in front of all of you guys. be back in New York, back doing this show, back in front of all of you guys. Even though I yell at you sometimes, I love doing this for a live audience. And, you know, it's been 15 years. And we'll keep going if you'll keep listening and keep coming to the shows. And, Greg, I always end now on a classic movie line. Or not necessarily a classic one, but a last line, a final line from sometimes they're really odd and from terrible movies.

But I wrote down what I think is a really good one for tonight. But do you have a favorite last line in a movie? Yeah. First of all, congrats to Adam, by the way, and say congrats for winning the thing. Do you guys know the tremendous financial loser,

Sky Captain in the World of Tomorrow? The last line of that movie might be the best thing in the whole movie, where who's the female lead in the movie? Oh, um... Kate Blanchett? No, no, no. It's Gwyneth Paltrow. thing in the whole movie where who's the female lead in the movie? Cate Blanchett? No, no, no. It's Gwyneth Paltrow. It's Gwyneth

but that would have been so sweet. She's trying to take a picture of something amazing that's happening at the end of the movie and the last line of the movie is lens cap because she has the lens cap on. It's my favorite line and last line of the movie. Thank you. As always, that's right.

That's right. Atta boy, Clarence. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you. Cause Doug loves movies.