Doug Loves Movies - Ti West, Toby Huss, James Ransone and Jumpy guest

Episode Date: October 11, 2016

Live from the NerdMelt Showroom in LA, Doug welcomes "In a Valley of Violence" director Ti West and actors Toby Huss, James Ransone and Jumpy to the show. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, skinny babies, skippy seats with 50 ads and 5 more kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, but Doug loves movies! Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug. Oh, shit. And I should come to sound check. God damn it. This is an ornery mic stand.

What's my name, Doug? And I love movies. This is I Love Movies. Oh, that was a nice version of that. Very subdued. It's like a post-debate version of that. We're coming to you from the Nerd Melt showroom at Meltdown Comics in Los Angeles, California.

Yay. It's Monday, October 10th, 2016. Let me see your pussy grabbing name tags. Oh, we got a big chef. The movie Chef. And then he just wrote in a sharpie Nick under there. So it's Chef Nick. Are you an actual chef, Nick? I cook.

Oh, I cook. I'm no Johnny Favs, but I cook. Next to you, we've got a Darth Vader doll. You guys just grab things as you're just sitting around the house does it have your name on it somewhere what does this say on the paper oh you got a double check you didn't write it yourself ten minutes ago Star Wars episode 10 the what straight back no Berto is your name and that's the cleverest pun you could come up with

in the Star Wars universe? Norberto Strikes Back? Yeah, your name does sound a lot like Empire. But good job on that. Is that Darth Vader, like, a collectible? Is it rare? Somebody was going to throw it away. Someone was throwing it away,

and you're like, i need a name tag okay i'll try to think of something better for you roberto but yeah that is a tough one not a lot of hispanic names in the star wars universe we got crystal blanca i've seen that one before right okay oh right up front, the Kurt Locker has... Are those, like, some sort of doughnut situation? Is one big doughnut? Okay, that's no fun for tossing. Now, also, is it my imagination,

or is there a child in the front row? How old are you, young man? 11. 11. And have you ever met social services? Is your parents flanking you on either side? Yeah. Yeah?

And you listen to this podcast on the regular? Yeah. Yeah, okay. So you know what you're in for. She's like, yeah, yeah, he's already a little gay. What was that? No, she just meant that he listens a little bit. Yeah, okay.

Do you listen to him first before you listen to him? Do you pick out the clean ones? Because there's not too many fucking clean ones. It's the beauty of podcasting is you can say whatever you want and try not to worry about the 11-year-olds. But I don't know. I guess when you have

one of our presidential nominees saying the shit he's saying, what are you going to do? Kids get to hear it all. Doug Plugs. Thanks for bringing all those name tags, you guys. getting Doug with high goes live again don't smoke weed until you're

24 we're going live again finally on my YouTube channel this Wednesday October 12th at 2.15 Pacific time 4.15 Central they never say that on TV they always go you know Pacific and Eastern I'm going Central because it's 4 always go, you know, Pacific and Eastern. I'm going Central.

Because it's 415 and you know what that means. You know about 420? Yep, he knows. Dougloves Movies comes for the first time to the Comedy Zone in Charlotte, North Carolina this Saturday at 420. And then also another first time club, the Tacoma Comedy Club, Saturday at 4.20. And then also another first-time club, the Tacoma Comedy Club, Saturday, October 22nd, Tacoma, Washington, also at 4.20. Stop saying 4.20 in front of the children. And Doug Loves Scary Movies is going to be

at the San Francisco Comedy Club called Cobbs on Thursday night, October 27th, douglovesmovies.com, douglasmovies.com. Prize bag, here it is. It's a fancy one. Mark Wahlberg had nothing to do with this, but it is a Transformers tote, which is pretty cool. The strap in the back, I don't understand what you're supposed to do with it. Hold it like this. You know what I mean. It's weird. But you guys,

whoever wins tonight will figure it out. You guys are smart. Inside this tote bag, I mean, the tote bag's really, it's quite involved for a tote bag. I wouldn't use it, personally. Let me degrade every item in the bag. Oh, that was just my water. Okay, speaking of water, a water bottle,

because I was on At Midnight, so I got one of those things to give away. A Douglas Movies T-shirt. Oh, look at this. Are you looking for a job? Do you want to... You look like you're about the right age for an unpaid internship.

Like a ball boy, just running in, grabbing my ball of water. Bottle of water. Kill Bill I mean, sorry, Phil Bill Volume 1. I still have some of these left over. I'm putting a moratorium on nobody giving me anything for the prize bag

ever again. Because my guests always bring a ton of shit and I always have you know, have stuff anyway, like this. This comic book called 4001 A.D. Know nothing about it. Happy to pass it along.

A pipe from the folks at Peacemaker. Peacemakergear.com Oh, a crocheted donut. One of a box of crocheted donuts that somebody brought to the show in Boston this looks like some sort of cream filled thing where a little bit of it's coming out like so that's kind of neat we threw some crocheted doughnuts at the audience but I kept a couple for you guys a koozie and a sippy cup from when I saw,

which show was this? I think it was Heisenberg with Mary Louise Barker. Yee-hoo! Yee-hoo! In Manhattan, New York City. You know where Broadway shows are. All of that stuff is in the prize bag tonight, in addition to what was brought

here by my guests I saw a film at South by Southwest last March they enjoyed a great deal Western called in a valley of violence and I'm happy to say that I have the director and two of the stars of that film here tonight please give a big warm welcome to Ty West Tobyby huss and james ransom hello yeah yeah thank you sure hey guys hey do you want this thing? I got a broad thing. Yeah, yeah. Well, I'll ask you about it in a second. You'll pass it over. You're

uncomfortable hanging on to it for now? I don't know how the fucking show works. Oh, just drop it on the floor. That's fine. That's cool. Let's talk to him first. Let's meet the guests individually. It's longtime friend, first-time guest on the show. Yeah, yeah. It's Toby Huss, everybody.

Hello there. Oh, don't let me hold my glasses. Those are some banana walnut clusters that I had in my cupboard. They're about half full and a Christmas CD I made. Yeah, you put the CD inside with the banana nut granola clusters. So it's like a little treat in your cereal. You can just... I guess you ruined the surprise, but

it's alright. Yeah, folks, probably remember you from... You had a lot of interstitials on MTV where you were a Frank Sinatra-like character. So this is an album of that kind of stuff. And so this is an album of that kind of stuff. Yeah, it's an album of that kind of stuff.

Some dirty Christmas songs. Yeah. Just fucking eat some boness. I mean, frickin'. Because that really fixes it, right? When you hear an adult say frickin', you're like, he's not swearing. That doesn't mean a swear word.

Oh, there's a kid. Oh, no. What are you thinking? Oh, there's some good parenting. Let's take him to the Benson show. Yeah, I don't know. Put some hair on his chest. Well, thank you so much for bringing that.

You're welcome. And you've been killing it With the Acting in motion pictures Of late Of 42 Yeah 42 You were in that

You were in that other one Yeah I did the other one too What one am I thinking of Right after I don't know Just say one That you were in I was in the LBJ movie

About the Lyndon Baines Johnson The HBO thing. I played a racist governor. Racist Governor Johnson. For real? You were a libertarian? No.

I was a racist Governor Johnson. Is this a Gary Johnson plug? Wrong Gary Johnson. It's just Johnson. Not Gary Johnson. It's just Johnson. Governor Johnson. Not Gary Johnson. No, he didn't like the African American kids and the Jews from New York coming down in the 60s

and trying to get people registered to vote. So some folks killed them. I guess we call it a murder. And then Governor Johnson was trying to tell LBJ to relax. I've got to take care of it. And then LBJ said he was going to send down some troops. And he went, okay. That was some acting right there, some movie acting.

Oh, my racism is showing. You were in Enough Said. That was awesome. You had a good part in that motion picture with the late, great James Gandolfini and still awesome Julia Louis-Dreyfus. And then, you were in Lady Ghostbusters. I was in Lady Ghostbusters.

You were one of the dudes in Lady Ghostbusters. So that's like, you broke the whatever ceiling on that one. Yeah. I said, we need some... We need some men's in this movie. few they let in we need some men's in this movie come on let's bring some men's in yeah you know I tell these ladies see here's what I did no they were funny girls they're pretty funny I guess people we call them now yeah

they're all hilarious in the movies fine it's just you know they should have they just went about the reboot wrong. Racist. Especially if you're sexist. Racist, what? Yeah, racist. But you will always be in all of our hearts Artie from The Adventures of Pete and Pete.

Yeah, that was a fun one. Right? How much fun was that part for you to do? That was a real fun one. It was fun. It was when I was just starting out. I think I was making, I think at the end of that run,

I had $9,000 in the bank. And I was living in the Lower East Side in New York in the mid-90s, early 90s. And I thought I was, I remember thinking, when I had about $9,000 in the bank, I went, oh my God. I can go anywhere.

I can do anything. I felt really huge I felt enormous and then it you know you get crushed welcome to Hollywood yes what that was a good start of being enormous yeah yeah great also joining us one of, another star of In a Valley of Violence. I should remind everybody about that in case they're just joining the podcast, which would be weird. It's James Ransom, everybody. Hey! PJ to his friends. Yes.

Well, James is on my birth certificate and my driver's license, but I don't know. PJ isn't on anything, so I was like, I guess I'll just go by my real name. I don't know. Yeah, it makes a lot of sense, I know. Yeah, but I'm happy to call you PJ. It's just, you know, you just don't want to throw a lot at a stoner like me who has a show to host.

I'm glad you all don't have alternative names. That's why earmuffs, that's why I have trouble when I go to the strip clubs, because they all like to tell me what their real name is in addition to their stripper name, and it's just, you know, the confusion you can only imagine. Okay, earmuffs off. So, oh, he's still with earmuff. That was nice. So,

Wait, do you owe him my prize? DJ, did you break something? I did. Yes. I brought an inherent vice screener. Yeah, but the spotlight DVD might be in there. And I threw in four bucks, so. Oh, wow.

That's great. It's all crammed in there. And I threw in four bucks. Oh, wow. That's great. That's all crammed in there. That's terrific. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, I like that. Don't spend it all at the strip club. Inherent Vice is a movie that every time I watch it, and it's whenever I'm flipping my cable and it's on,

I'll watch it. It gets better every time I see it. I think it's his best movie. And I didn't love it at first. Did you love it right away, Ty? I did, but I do think it's a movie that grows on you because it's a movie that you kind of have to just hang out with. Right, it's not, don't expect

anything linear or questions to be answered. Ty West is here, everybody. We're already talking to him. Director of In a Valley of Violence, which people can see when? October 21st. So this is good timing.

Great timing. People can make plans. That's a Friday, I assume. It is a Friday. Tell your friends. So just black out that date in the calendar, because you're going to want to see this movie immediately. Because it's kind of spoilery. People could ruin it. How do you like the trailer?

Did they do a good job with the trailer? I think they did a great job with the trailer. I think it's a movie that's a movie you could definitely spoil pretty easily. Although even if it gets spoiled for you I think you can still enjoy it. I think the enjoyment of the movie is sort of hopefully in the charm and the charisma of the movie. But the trailer does just a good enough

job to let you know what the movie's like without giving it all away. But it is a violent revenge western that is also oddly humorous. And that's, you can tell by these two being here. Thanks. I meant that as a compliment. Well, I should have said about PJ,

we got caught up in talking about your name and what you brought for the prize bag, but I got to say that you not only star in Sinister 1 and 2, but also there's some controversy about Season 2 of The Wire, but it's my favorite fucking season.

Oh, thank you. It's my favorite too. And he plays Ziggy in Season 2 of The Wire, you guys. I think the first Wire actor I've had on this podcast. And there's no group of actors I admire more

than Toby Huss. Thank you. He's the one I admire the most. Thank you! And mopped off! Off! Junior! Alright, so we gotta ask Ty what did you bring for the old prize

because you have the first Wire cast member and the first Toby Huss appearance another first I brought a friend to bring out my prize maybe you can come out here and visit with us

let's see. With the suspense, we'll be there. He's a little shorty. Oh, no. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Yeah, just drop it right there. Oh, look at him. It's jumpy, everybody.

Oh, that's a great place for him to hang out on that speaker over there. And this is his trainer, Omar. Thank you for being here, Omar. Do you need a microphone? Oh, Jumpy, settle down. Jumpy is the other star of In a Valley of Violence. So if you weren't already convinced, this will hopefully...

Can he bark into the microphone? Yeah, sure. You can't get... Can he bark into the microphone? Yeah, sure. You can't get... Oh, Chumpy. I know this is terrible for the listeners but you're really loving it

for me this is the best I was like oh the publicity jump he's gonna get if you bring him down here is there something else you'd like to do with jumpy get on the speaker do you guys get pictures pictures of Jumpy? Oh, no.

He's turning around. He's sitting. He's shaking his head. He's standing up. Oh, he just jumped on Omar's shoulder. Jumpy! He just jumped on Omar's shoulders. Why are there no cameras out? I don't know why people aren't taking pictures of this.

Yeah, he can walk on his hind legs. Yeah, look at that. Now he's walking backwards. Walk around. Oh, damn, Jumpy. walk around. Oh, down, Jumpy. Can he pee on Doug?

It's never been my thing, but for Jumpy. For Jumpy, I'll do it. Hey! Jumpy! My new dungarees Oh look at that This is the best thing That's ever happened to me

It's ridiculous Thank you so much thing that's ever happened to me. It's ridiculous. Thank you so much. Omar and Jumpy, everybody. Thanks, dude. Appreciate you bringing him by. Hi, Jumpy. Thank you. Thanks, dude.

Wow. That is... And guess what? We're putting him in the prize bag. Someone tonight's going home with Jumpy. What'd you really bring for the prize bag, Ty? And thank you for arranging for that. Absolutely. How great was that? That was like a private... Now you don't have to go to Universal Studios.

And since you're only hearing it on the podcast, all the more reason to see it, because Jumpy is really something to see, not just in real life, but in the movie. Oh, he's Ethan Hawke hearing it on the podcast, all the more reason to see it, because a jumpy is really something to see, not just in real life, but in the movie. He's Ethan Hawke's dog in the movie, and their bond is just fantastic. I brought a limited edition vinyl House of the Devil soundtrack.

There you go. Yeah, you had a string there of what are arguably horror films. And then what made you jump over to the Western genre? I have always loved Westerns, and I just decided, you know what, maybe I could pull one of these off. And next thing you know, we were making it. It's really not that imaginative of a story. I just thought, oh, it'd be cool to make a Western.

And then I wrote one, and then Ethan Hawke liked it, and then we were making the movie. And I've known PJ for a long time, so I wrote the part with him in mind. And off we went to New Mexico. And then, really, I wrote a movie with a dog in it and thought, well, what am I going to do about that? That's the hardest part of this. And I Googled talented dogs,

and you guys saw what happened. You found Jumpy, the world's smartest dog. He can do math stuff, too, that we didn't do tonight. It's true. If you Google Jumpy, you will see that Jumpy can paint and sign his name. I'm confident Jumpy understands English just fine. It's remarkable. Jumpy can skateboard.

Jumpy can surf. Jumpy can do just about anything. Yeah, super friendly dog. Say hi to everybody. A lot of times when there's a dog that's been trained on the set, it's like, don't touch the dog. You know, it's like people with their comfort dogs.

You know, I'd rather you didn't touch my comfort dog. That sounded dirty for some reason. Toby, you gonna say something? No. You looked all ready to go. I was going to say something, but it's got to be at the right time. Right. It's past.

It was funny stuff. Funny stuff. Oh, sorry, man. Oh, it doesn't matter. I blew it. It was a Comfort Dog thing. It was pretty good. Oh, Comfort Dog.

Yeah, I like that. That could be my next album title. Since you made a Western, I'm sure you're inspired by a lot of Westerns, but I'd like all three of you to answer the question, what's one of your favorite Westerns? Doesn't have to be your absolute favorite one, but what's one you really admire?

One of my favorite is High Plains Drifter with Clint Eastwood. Yes. That's classic. It's been a long time, but probably El Topo. No. Slow clap. Slow clap. No one? Oh, Jesus.

Okay, sorry. People in the back, you know, the latecomers love it. I'll make no one clap with Bad Day at Black Rock. No one. Nobody. It's a modern-ish Western. It takes place after World War II

with your Spencer Tracy and your Lee Marvin in it, for God's sake. Yeah, those guys are... And someone killed a Japanese fellow and then they send Spencer Tracy to a little town called Blackrock to find out.

Does he find out or does he want to give that away? Oh, he finds out. I think everyone's going to run out to see that. Yeah, it's a good one. I think it's still in theaters. Lee Marvin's not too happy about it. I'd say the one behind it for me is The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, though.

I mean, still. Right, that's a classic. Yeah, I mean, it's even like we remember it in a certain way, but even if you go back and watch it now, it's so inventive, the way that it's shot. It's super long wides that will play up for 30 seconds, and then it'll be really tight close-ups. It's stylistically one of the coolest Westerns still.

Yeah, and that music, the iconic music and everything, for sure. And that made Clint East know, Clint Eastwood was probably the biggest movie star for a decade or so. Maybe until Burt Reynolds came along. Then they did a movie together called City Heat and everyone went...

But Clint Eastwood is cool as a western guy, a western icon, because he started off as the man with no name, and then was in a ton of Westerns, and then started directing movies and directing Westerns. And then he flipped it all and made one of the best Westerns ever with Unforgiven. The anti-Western. Exactly. Yeah.

So he had a good run until Sully. But the point is... He had a good run until Sully. But the point is... If Sully had just been in charge of a stagecoach... That hit a few birds... What? Wait, a stagecoach that hit a few birds? Yeah.

I'm in. Birds! They said it like five times in the Sully movie, if you haven't seen it. If you want to hear people just repeat it, they go, birds! Because they do simulations and stuff. I think you ran over a robin or a crow. Hey, Sully, I don't mean to bug you, but I think you ran over a crow back there. We might want to go back there and fucking shovel him up off the trail.

That's a good movie! Yeah, that sounds great. That's a good movie! That's just the trailer. Ow! I think you ran over a crow. You don't have to do the whole movie. whole movie all right so we got that one out of the way quick let me ask you the question I always ask it's not special just to you guys what was the last movie

you saw Ty West I know you're busy promoting your movie but did you see something recently I saw a French cannibal film called Raw. Ooh! That was playing at Fantastic Fest, but I did not see it. Everyone was raving. What do you think? I will rave along with it. It comes out in the spring. I highly recommend it if you like really gross

French cannibal movies. Super gross French and cannibal? Yes, it kind of got known because at Toronto some people fainted watching it, which I think is they're just wimps cuz you know you can handle it I'm pretty sure yeah it was probably a midnight screening and they had too many Crips yes probably that's my hunch but no I think it's a very great movie I think it's a interesting take I think the best horror movies are always kind of using the horror as metaphor and there's there's sort of like what

happens in the movie and what the movies about and I think it's a really interesting first-time filmmaker, really interesting woman filmmaker. Definitely a movie to check out when it comes out. All right. Raw. Raw. Do you want me to answer? PJ.

The last movie I saw in the theater was Hell or High Water. Good stuff, right? Yeah. I thought it was, like, I understand why people are, why it did so well. And I think because it's actually about something, you know? It's got a subtext to it. And I think it's what's cool about that movie is that it's articulating a lot of things I think that people are feeling, you know? And it's, they actually turn their attention towards something that's sort of fucked up that's happening in our society right now.

And, like, most of the time I feel like I don't even remember movies that I see because they have no subtext to them. And that movie had subtext, you know? And there's one little moment in that movie I think that's worth, even if you don't like it, there's one moment where the dude is talking to his partner and he's talking about how like, he's like,

years ago you guys took this from my people and now the banks are taking it from you you know it's like oh shit this is I could understand why that why people really gravitated towards that maybe so much you know yeah it's really Jeff Bridges you know he's money in the bank it's good it's a good time yeah that's the last that's the last one that I saw too but he said it but there's a movie playing at the cine family called the greasy strangler that i want you oh you haven't seen that yet no i auditioned for that thing and i think i got what you weren't greasy enough i wasn't no i wasn't i was for the main greasy strangler dude and it's it was an awful role i mean it was

just really a lot of time naked and farting and defecating and with a huge fake schlong I mean it would have been an awful thing to do but pretty fun But then they got some fantastic old dude to do it and he looked really great. So It looks really it's a super. I can't wait to not see it. I know It really fired me up to avoid this one It's a super cream fest. If you had gotten a part, I would have suffered through it. I'd be like, well, I gotta see Toby in this movie.

And then you would have said, oh, never bring that up with him around. Yeah, CineFamily and Fantastic Fest, I go to these things where they revel in the more disgusting and horrible and you never will ever, your eyes can never forget that kind of shit. They love that

stuff so i always have to you know be careful that's why like i wasn't uh sure if i wanted to see raw or not because i'm sure it's disgusting no it's not as bad it's not as disgusting as you think it'll be okay perfect in that case i'm in what's your name again matthew Want to go see Raw with me? Speak French? Alright, well, thank you for answering the question, you guys. That was the part of the show where I tell my friend Bert Kreischer to turn it off, because I'm about to say, let the games

begin! People have made name tags or brought donuts to bribe y'all. Kreischer to turn it off because I'm about to say let the games begin! People have made name tags or brought donuts to bribe y'all. You each need to select someone that you'd like to play for. Joe wrote his name in big block letters on a piece of paper.

So good for you, Joe. There's a Darth Vader doll over there. There's a donut Vader doll over there There's a donut But just go physically grab Whoever you want to play for Grab the name tag and bring it back to your seat Somebody's holding up their phone

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Tell us about your plate that you picked up there in the audience. It just says Encino Fran. I thought it was... That's pretty sad, right? We'll play for Encino Fran. Yeah, okay. And then there might be something written on the back about somebody being a shithead or something.

Don't say it out loud. That's their consolation prize if you lose tonight is I have to read that out loud at the end of the show. Who you got there, PJ? I got Dr. Strange Doug. Oh, and they put me in there instead of Peter Sellers. What an honor. With a tiny little bong.

Yeah, smoking on a bong there. And there's probably, is there a shithead on the back of that one? No. No shithead on the back of that one? No shithead on the back. That's 20 minutes of good Photoshopping. And is your name Doug, the guy who made that? No, I just did Photoshop.

No, I just do Photoshop. No reason to drag my name into my name tag. What should we call you if we remember? Matthew Sr.? Thomas is my first name. Thomas? Thomas. Thomas.

This one, did you pick this because of all the candy? Yes, it was lit up. It's still blinking. Crystal Blanca, is that correct? Yeah, Crystal Blanca. We've correct? Yeah. Crystal Blanca. We've had the same problem with her before. You seem really

enthused on the play of words on that one. Yeah. I was studying it for quite some time. But it also has candy on it in case things get grim. What is a Snickers

crisper, man? Yeah. Give it a shot. See what you think of it. Get in there. Oh, those are British. You would like those. I've never had one. What like those really put some wet bacon in the middle yeah the crisper crispers it's just like a Nestle's crunch but inside a oh it tastes brexit

some weird British candy someone else want to try that? The Snickers crisper. I never even heard of this. I haven't heard of this. Matthew, have you tried one of these yet? No. There you go. Hey Matthew.

Okay, he can't catch, so let's put him into some music programs. You play an instrument, Matthew? No? Get on it, kid. Or go see lots of movies like I did. That worked out okay. Alright, so we got all the name tags squared away. You guys ready to play some games?

Yeah. Okay. Sure. It's like a hundred thousand dollar bar. Oh yeah. You're right. Mr. Fucking Letdown. Letdown. Do you concur, Matthew? Do you like it?

No. No. My man. I can't have gluten. I could have sat in the back. I would have never known. He wouldn't have to go through all this. All right.

Yeah, my dad took me right up front. Yeah. I don't want to make sure that this old stoner saw him. Son, don't ever turn into this. I'd like to start with a game called Characters Welcome. This is where I'm going to list all of the credited character names for one particular actor or actress. I'm going to say all the characters they've played, not all of them, but a lot of the characters this person has played and

just jump in with guesses as often as you like. The first person to get the correct name is the winner of this game. What actor has played the following characters. Sam. Ted Danson. These are all films. Ah, fuck. Charlie. Is it Sean Penn? No. Jan Schlichtman.

Jan Schlichtman? Yeah. What the fuck? Jan Schlichtman. Jan Schlichtman? Yeah. What the? Jan Schlichtman. What? Joey Germoni? You're making these up. Oh, oh, oh.

This actor played someone named James? Louis Pinnock? George Mal? What? Lewis Pinnock? George Malloy? George Malloy? Paul Newman. Paul Newman. No?

No? I don't know. General Jack Stanton? Oh, wait. Yeah. Woody Stevens? No. Farther away.

Gabriel? Just straight up Gabriel? John Travolta? That's correct. Thank you. Nice. Yes. I thought that we were in the tipping point area for sure.

Because after that I had Edna Turnblad, Chili Palmer, Danny Zuko, Bolt. Did you get it with Gabriel? Yeah, he got it on Gabriel. What the hell? Yeah. Michael fan. Yeah. That's the movie where he plays the angel. He played Gabriel in Michael? Yeah, he got it on Gabriel. What the hell? Yeah. Michael fan. Yeah.

That's the movie where he plays the angel. He played Gabriel in Michael? Yeah. I thought his name was Michael in Michael. He dances at the bar? It does seem like his name should be Michael. Maybe it was Phenomenon. Was that post-

Yeah, he might have been called Gabriel in Phenomenon. Was that post-Paul fiction, the angel movie? No, it was before, right? No, I think it was in the resurgence. I think Phenomenon and the Angel movie was like, oh, John Travolta's back, because those were both hits, and he was doing good for a while.

Primary Colors was after that, too. Something happened. Yeah, Primary Colors. I don't know. I'm glad that the crickets joined us tonight. I always feel sad that there might be a moment of silence at any point in the show, but now we got crickets.

That's like a Greek chorus. Yeah, all saying, uh-uh. No, thank you. We're just going to make this noise over here. Can you imagine being a cricket? They probably are sick of it. They're like, I can't hear shit with this noise I'm making. They're like, I can't hear shit with this noise I'm making.

Let's play a game called Ron Bennington's Adjusted for Inflation Bureau game, also known as Mojo Rising. And I want to play this game in honor of you guys and your new Western. I want to play this with Western stars. So the idea is i'll say the uh somebody that i know from westerns and then you guys have to guess what you think what movies fell into their top three box office performers of all time according to box office mojo.com adjusted for

inflation yeah so it's tricky anybody's they're not Westerns. They're always Westerns what like like would bridge They won't necessarily be Western stars or what? You could argue with me on that point if you want, but I think I pick some good ones I don't know about this. I'm pretty good not adjusting for inflation Okay, so just do that and then do the opposite. Like, follow your instinct on that and then do the opposite. All right, I'll see what can happen. How's that $9,000 working out for you? Nice.

I'm sitting on it right now in my back pocket. As an example, I wanted to do John Wayne, so I looked up John Wayne. And they had listed as his number one movie at the box office, The Shootist. Right. Which featured a young Ron Howard I believe but then for some reason that's the only movie of his they listed so I can't even do a top three for him so I don't know what why they're asleep at the wheel on John Wayne but I got some good ones so we'll start with PJ

because he won the last game. And then I'll... What's that? I'm going to blow this. No, you're going to be great at this. We'll see. That's what I think too. And then we'll go to Toby and then to Ty. Just name a movie you think is in the top three films.

Adjusted for Inflation of Mr. His name already came up tonight, I think. Paul Newman. Oh, my God. What's in Paul Newman's top three? PJ. James.

Oh, God. PJ. Okay, okay. Ransom. I can't. I can't. It can't be. Is Cool Hand Luke in there?

We're going to find out shortly. No, I've fucked this up already. Toby, what do you think is in his top three? I think you have that Cars movie in there, right? Didn't he do a voice in that Cars movie? Come on! Cars and the Verdict. Cars and the Verdict.

And something else. I'll go Butch Cassidy to keep it on brand. So let's recap. We got Butch Cassidy from Ty. Don't even say mine. I'm just going to go with the perdition, because fuck it.

Hud. Alright. So the idea is if you get the one that's in first place, you get three points. In second place, two. In third place, one. And finishing in Paul Newman's top three,

number one, The Sting. Wow. Yes, The Sting. That was huge. Number two, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Two points for Ty. Two for inflation. Yeah for Inflation. Yeah, Ty's on the board.

And then for third, I liked both of your guesses, but for third place, The Towering Inferno. That makes sense. Yeah, yeah, right? Oh, Inflation. With Steve McQueen.

The fucking tent poles, man. Inflation. I wasn't adjusting. OJ Simpson saves the cat at the end of... He returns the lady who died, her boyfriend Fred Astaire, he returns the cat to Fred Astaire

at the end of the movie. And you could just tell in his eyes, he was saying, you know, this is such a great gesture I'm doing right now that I'll be forgiven for something else later. And O.J. really set that up nicely.

Out of sight. Yeah. All right. So let's do another round. Starting again with you, PJ. We already mentioned this dude, Clint Eastwood. Oh. What's his top three?

And this is as an actor, not necessarily a director. Adjusted for inflation. Top three adjusted for is as an actor, not necessarily a director. Adjusted for inflation. Top three adjusted for inflation as an actor. Close to it. Yeah. Sorry to put all that on you. Dirty hair. Just hold on.

What? He gets to go first. Inflation. I might go any which way but loose. Oh, yeah. Oh, that better mean, though, that 1983 any which way but loose. Yeah, well, that better mean, though, that 1983 would be like $2,200 million now. Wait, hold on a second.

Thank you to this inflation algorithm. What are you going with? Nothing. Yeah, you know what? I'm just going to go any which way but loose. Any which way but loose. Okay, Toby? Pretty good. Oh, yeah, the gauntlet. Oh, he's going gauntlet? No, I'm not going to go the gauntlet. It has to be something else yeah the gauntlet oh he's going gone no i'm not going to go the gauntlet it has to be something else besides the gauntlet yeah he's made a few movies you know when i was a kid

he was in a science fiction movie i remember seeing him in a fighter plane trying to kill a giant spider anybody remember this which one was that a black and white movie he just had like one line i'm gonna get that spider, or something. And they released some fighter jets to go kill these giant spiders. Okay. I don't think that was it that we even adjusted for inflation. That's fun.

OJ is in that one too. It's out of sight, that movie. Yeah. Out of sight. Okay, so what's your guess? I'm going to say the gauntlet just to make things fun. Just to screw this whole inflation thing. I'm going to screw you, inflation.

You and your Jimmy Carter gas lines. Screw you. Okay. If that's how you want to play it Ty I'm gonna go with unforgiven okay coming in at number one you know let's go the good the bad and the ugly you wanna if you wanna I watch better in the gauntlet it's still ain't gonna win but it's better than the gauntlet. It still ain't going to win, but it's better than the gauntlet. Okay. I'm going to go for that.

All right. Oh, it better not be the gauntlet. How strong is the Euro? It might sneak in. Exactly. We're going to have to get a judgment call on this one, because coming in at number one for Clint Eastwood, Every Witch Way But Loose.

Oh, what's up? I think you said Any Which Way But Loose. Did I? I think you did, but I think you should still get the points. Just for remembering that that damn ape movie was popular. What I would learn from that is

that movies with animals in them are big success. I knew you were going there. Indeed. All right. Coming in at number two, Every Which Way You Can. It's the sequel to Every Which Way We Lose. And then at number three, In the Line of Fire. I was going to say that one.

With Malkovich. Malkovich. The old plastic gun. Yeah. Who was going to say that one? Who was the... Malkovich. Malkovich. The old plastic gun. Oh, yeah. But coming in at number four, though, Unforgiven. So it was close. Nice bronze option here.

And then, because I thought it might be guessed, I wrote it down all the way at number eight. The good, the bad, and the ugly. What about the gauntlet? You write that down? I don't know. I don't know where the gauntlet fell. I don't know. What about the gauntlet? You write that down? I don't know. I don't know where the gauntlet fell. I don't know where to throw the gauntlet.

Can't throw down the gauntlet at this time. All right, so we'll start with... So let's recap the points. Two for Ty. Two for... I wrote down JP. That's... Fuck it.

Because I knew you previously to this as James. Yeah. Because I've only.... That's fuck it. Because I knew you previously to this as James because I've only I haven't met you and then you go hey it's PJ and then every time I go to say it

I'm like his name's James JP. Right? I've never revealed to anyone in like any sort of public setting what it stands for

and it stands for Pop Jimmy. P-O-P-J-I-m-m-y for reals yes that's what they called my grandfather before he died oh okay yeah i didn't know him it's fine no great loss for me i'm sure it hurt my dad but you you know. He was in The Gauntlet, actually. Oh, I hear that's a fine film. Didn't do well at the box office, though.

Well, did Gangbusters in 1948. Yeah, I don't know where The Gauntlet fell, but you know. It's definitely in there. I saw Space Cowboys was pretty high up there. What was that one? Space Cowboys was, you know, old astronauts. It was, you know... Like Tommy Lee Jones or something? Yeah, and...

James Garner. No, it was Garner. James Garner and Clint Eastwood. And they're all like, We're old, but we're going into space! They should have been to space. It was like Las Vegas with all those old guys. But in space.

Bucket list, you know. It's like, hey, let those old guys. But in space. It, for some, or Bucket List, you know, there's like, hey, let's make an old buddy comedy. The Dirt Hog, the Travolta motorcycle. The Dirt Hogs. Dirt Hogs. What's it called? Dirt Hogs. Wild Hogs. Wild Hogs.

Wild, dirty Dirt Hogs. Dirty old Wild Hogs. Wild and dirty Dirt Hogs. That sounds like a good title of a movie. Yeah, that was a big hit. Then they did another one that was kind of like that. Tim Allen. Dumb Uncles? No, that's not it.

Anyway. You're thinking of Damn Yankees. Yes. Not Dumb Uncles. That's what I'm thinking of. Old school. Let's do another, what I think is another clearly he's you know he's made his bed in the world of the Western mr. Kevin Costner what do you think

they're PJ for Kevin Costner dances and both he's going dances with wolves that's a good one. Academy Award winner. You know, the Silverados was pretty big. You like the Silverados? The Silverados. You know, where we shot in the Valley of Violence is where they built the Silverados set, and then Wild Wild West burnt it down by accident.

Oh. A little trivia. They should have burnt where they were keeping the film. Although, when it's on cable, and it's on on cable a lot it hangs in there for some reason when i see that thing on cable i watch it just to see the scene where kenneth brown and will smith are hurling racial epithets at each other but everything will smith is saying here's you're a whitey it's also there's no teeth to it at all but kenneth brown is just like inward you know like he's just like laying into it he's in a wheelchair and he doesn't have legs the whole thing is crazy surreal isn't he in a giant spider yeah

he has a giant spider contraption that he runs around the desert with yeah like the effects in it are pretty good yeah Kevin Costner's like, what am I doing? I mean, Kevin Kline. Okay, so yes, the westerns of Kevin Kline, Silverado. Silverado. I'm going to say Silverado. You're going Silverado, okay. What else does that dude do?

He's done some other ones if you think about it. Sure. But it doesn't have to be a western necessarily. I can't quite commit to Postman but I'll go Since you did Dancing with Wolves, I'll go Waterworld because it's the movie that nobody likes that secretly made

a bunch of money, I think. Yeah, I think it did okay, but coming in at number one. Come on. Boom. Dancing with Wolves. Yeah, see? Yeah. PJ's running away with this one yeah yeah he's got five points do you know how many points you have Toby I think we're running over some crows back there

and political bacteria. Coming in at number two for Kevin Costner, Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves. That's not a movie. That was an idea. Yeah. Not a good idea.

But they shot it and, you know, they had a good Sheriff of Nottingham in Alan Rickman. He's good in that. Alan, hail June. Brian Adams still living off those residuals.

Anything I do. Is that the song? Do it for you. Yeah, do it for you. In the woods. In Nottingham Forest. Number three, Kevin Costner. Unfortunately, this just isn't right.

Batman versus Superman. Dawn of Justice. What? forest number three kevin costner unfortunately this just isn't right oh batman versus superman dawn of justice yep he died in the other superman man of steel but he still showed up in dawn of justice i hope he's in everyone from now on well the ghost of the ghost of superman's dad is back uh just tell him to leave whatever he brought at the front door. And then the next western I had to go all the way to number 12 was a film called Open Range. It was the next western that made the list. And then, this is shocking to me, number 14.

Silverado. Yeah, 14. It seems like it did a lot better than that. Especially when you adjust for inflation. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, 14. It seems like it did a lot better than that. Especially when you adjust for inflation. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, all right. So, PJ, you're killing it. You won that game, too.

Oh, thanks. Pressure's on. All the Vegas Oddmakers had all their money on Ty. Or at least in second, maybe Jumpy. Nobody thought that PJ was going to storm out of this thing. Me neither. We got one last thing to do. And it's a little

complicated, but in a fun way I hope. It's a game called Last Man Stanton. And the premise of this game, and I forgot to check on Twitter today for anybody that had a suggestion. So if you have a suggestion, get your hands ready to raise them up. Whatever you have to do to prepare your hand.

Matthew looks like he's ready. We're going to get the name of an actor or actress from the crowd. And then we're going to take turns naming movies that person's been in. If you can't think of one, you're out. But, you get one lifeline. One time in each round, you can go to the person whose name tag you chose

and say, help me out here with an answer. You do that one time each round. We're going to do more than one round. We're going to play until two points. Winner of each, whoever lasts longest in each round wins a point. So, if you are knocked out first in a round,

in the next round, you get to pick any actor or actress that you want us to play. So you could really fucking sandbag everybody by being like, Larry Whitmore Jr. or whatever. I don't even think that's not a real person's name. But,

that sort of thing. So to get a suggestion from the crowd, is there somebody that's got this gentleman on the end here that thinks he's got one? You listen to the show all the time. I do. And you know we need an actor with a large body of work. Jack Lemmon.

And he's going, Jack Lemmon. Interesting. Jack Lemmon. What's your name for podcast fame? Robert. What? Robert. Robert? Yeah, Jack Lemon. Interesting. Jack Lemon. What's your name for podcast fame? Robert. What? Robert. Robert? Yeah, from England. He's from England. Okay, I didn't mean to make fun of your accent.

It's just if you weren't from England, you'd be a weirdo. My name's Robert. Because I do like that. Do you ever think about changing your name to Robot? No. Because that would be kind of fun. Hi, I'm Robot.

What? Don't make fun of me. I'm almost human. I don't know why I just wrote down Robot. Your name is Robert. Show some respect. All right. All the way over the pond to tell us Jack Levin.

We'll start with you, PJ, and then we'll go to Ty, then me, then Toby. I play along on this game, but I can't win, so don't worry. Grumpy or old men. Okay, that's an interesting... That's a good one. Ty? JFK. JFK. Okay. I'll just go with grumpy old men.

What if I want to come back to that one? You laid that out there so nicely for me to just take it. Toby? The apartment. That's a great one. Yeah. What's the last line of the apartment Toby so long suckers see you in hell no it's shut up and deal I thought it was for a second what is the last line of that shut up and deal oh okay all right when he's there with McClane and they do the thing. Yeah, it's Lemon and McClane

and they do the thing. Lemon and McClane. Alright, back to you, PJ. The Odd Couple. Yeah. I think that one's... What do you got in your pocket? What are you doing?

What are you doing with that phone? What are you looking at that phone with? I'm just wondering what time it is. He's going to try to catch a 10.30. No, no no I'm he's got a movie up some like it hot thank you weird applause back there mmm I like to go out to del coronado island in San Diego and look at that hotel. Looks the same still. I'll go with my turn, Toby.

Don't jump it with your gauntlet nonsense. For Jackie Lemon, I'm going to go with Hamlet. Huh? He was in that Brana Hamlet thing. That's a good one when you just wonder,

well, maybe this, like JFK is a great one. Yeah. When you're like, eh, he's probably in JFK. Yeah. You can just say that about anybody.

He's at the Trek. Yeah. Not a big moneymaker for Kevin Costner, we learned, though. This isn't my guess. Oh, okay. But let's hear it anyway.

He's probably in Towering Inferno now that you brought that up. Okay, but that's not my guess. Oh, okay. But let's hear it anyway. He's probably in Towering Inferno now that you brought that up. Okay, but that's not your guess. That's not my guess. China Syndrome is my guess. Oh, China Syndrome is right on the money. Oh, my God. He's so good in that.

I'm so fucked. No, you're not. You got your lifeline. No, because I know the movie. I just can't remember the name because it's so famous. The Mammoth movie. Well, it might come back to you, but you don't want to give us clues. Superman?

No. No, just hold on a second. Hold on. You can use your lifeline now and think of that later too. Star Wars? That's a famous movie. I know, man. No, don't take this from me.

This is so unfair. I can't spoil my... I'm going to fuck my own lifeline on an answer I know and I just can't remember. Yeah. God damn it, Thomas. Do you know the name of the movie? The mammoth movie you said?

Yeah. Glen Gary Glen Ross. God damn it. Glen Gary Glen Ross. You need the Glen Gary leads on that one. Yeah. I want to punch myself in the face over that one. I think he's in Space Cowboys.

What? Somebody go to the board for this. You really want to do that, or do you want to go to your lifeline? Well, the lifeline already is, like, she's gone home. She doesn't have anything. She's checked out already. He's not in Space Cowboys. Are you sure?

Pretty sure. She's sure. Your old Lifeline is saying no time. All right, Lifeline, what would you suggest? I don't have a suggestion. Oh, that's unhelpful. You only know he's not in Space Cowboys. All the good ones have been said.

Is it James Garner who gets cancer in that, not Jack Lemmon? Well, let me recap for you. Maybe that'll help you. Grumpy old man, grumpier old man. The odd couple. Nothing? He's in so many movies. All right, Ty.

So you're out this round, but next round you get to pick anybody for us to play. Walter Matthau. I'll be ready for it. Okay. All right. I can prepare um all right so it's my turn and I'm gonna say the odd couple too I tried to lay it out for you I tried to help the best I could it sounds only thanks yeah Toby I tried to help the best I could. It's on me, thanks. Yeah. Toby?

Mr. Roberts? Yes. You watching this shit, James? Yeah, I see. Staring straight down the fucking barrel. I'm out, I'm out, I got nothing. All right, I'm gonna go with Days of Wine and Roses. T.O.B.

Is Kai out? Huh? Kai's out. Something like a hot? We said that one already. I'm probably done. You think you're done? Well, hold on.

Jack Lammon? Towering Inferno. You think you're done? Well, hold on. Jack Lammon? Towering Inferno. Give it a shot. Google that shit up. Google it up.

One of my favorite movies as a kid, and still to this day because I loved it so much when I was a kid, The Great Race. The Great Race, yes. Yeah, with Tony Curtis. Yeah, it was all about white people. And I just loved it. Growing up, I was like,

I need something that's comforting to me. Now, are we sure he wasn't in Towering Inferno? We're positive. And we're sure he's not in any of those things. But he's in The Fortune Cookie. He's in... Give us some more, you guys. 12 Angry Men.

Save the Tiger. 12 Angry Men. I don't know if he's in 12 Angry Men. Now that you mention it. Oh, yeah. TV remakes. The TV remakes. Shortcuts.

Yeah. Shortcuts. Out to sea. Oh, yeah. He's all old and annoying? Shortcuts. Yeah, everyone's a shortcut. Out to sea. Oh, yeah, he's all old and annoying and shortcuts. Out to sea. Prisoner on Second Avenue. Prisoner of Second Avenue, yes.

What's out to sea? I've never heard of that. The out of towners, did we say that? Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Fucking Jack Lemmon. He was one of my favorites growing up.

What was the one that he made with Billy Wilder, the last one he did with Walter Matthau? Oh, we shouldn't say that if you're going to do Walter Matthau. Oh, you're not? Buddy Buddy. That was it, Buddy Buddy. There you go. All right.

Great job. But Toby lasted the longest on that one. So. job, but Toby lasted the longest on that one. So... He's got one. All he's got to do is win one more, and then what? That's going to be it. Whoever you're playing for gets the

prizes if you can pull it off. But one of these guys could still get a point. Oh, Toby survives this round? Yeah. Okay. And Chino Fran. Ty gets to pick. Who are we going to play this time?

Let's do... Let's do Tom Cruise. Whoa. Dude. Shit. I had plans later tonight. But okay, let's do cause you gotta like

save the ugh alright so start with Ty and go to me and then Toby and then that reverses the order

right yes sure Vanellis guy let's agree that I tried to avoid so many of his movies yeah I mean I was so

but you got it successful for two decades this is gonna take forever. You've got to look at the title to avoid it. I often know, I'm more familiar with movies I don't want to see sometimes. Go ahead, give us a Tom Cruise movie.

Vanilla Sky. I'm just going to get a real obvious one out of the way right away. Lambs for Lions. Holy shit. You son of a bitch. Or is it Lions for Lambs?

I don't care. I corrected myself so I'm giving it to you. Get out. Get out. Toby? It's a picture that I was in, little known fact, Jerry Maguire. You are in Jerry Maguire. That's great. I have a neck brace on that comes up to here, and then I have a thing over my head.

It comes so you see about this much of my face, and it's during the opening credits. But my kid tells me to fuck off and sends him on his journey. Directed. I saw him walk up. I saw him walk through a picture. Did you say Brexit? No.

I shouldn't. All right. Who's up next? Oh, God. Ghost Protocol. What's the full title Oh God, Ghost Protocol. What's the full title? Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol. It's the angriest that's ever been said.

I doubt it. I'm so happy whenever I say it. Because Ghost Protocol, you know what that means, right? No. Hoodie up. All the right moves. Whoa. You got to save those.

No. I'm trying to burn some of them out. Yeah. I'll go deep with you. I'll go way back. I'll go all the way back to fucking the outsiders. Ah, see? Yeah, I will.

Did we risky business any shit yet? No, we didn't. All right. Yeah, that's going back a little bit. That's been done. Eyes wide shut. Oh. Took 17 years to make.

Taps. I just... Taps. I just thought it. I didn't say it. Touche. But I just... Taps. Taps. But I just Taps Taps

My turn? Taps Tropic Thunder That's not gonna work out for me Don't forget you have a lifeline And Cino Fran No mistakes, no regrets I'm gonna live

You know, I might have to Should I lifeline already and Cino Fran. No mistakes, no regrets. I'm gonna live, you know, I might have to should I be lifeline already in Cino Fran? Oh, was it the, no, no, I'm telling you, I don't watch this guy's movies. I don't know this guy. I know he's an actor.

He seems like a nice guy, but fuck him. You know. He seems like a nice guy, but fuck him. You know. I don't know. It's a matter of space. Big movies. Big movies. I know. He's been in a million things. I just, you know.

And Chino Fran. Cocktail. Cocktail. Thank you, Chino Fran. Good job. That was a tough one. Magnolia. Pulled that out. Oh, Magnolia.

I guess I'll go out next round. You know, Trump took his seminar in Magnolia and that's how he knows how to grab the pussy. Oh, he's been waiting to uncork that bottle of dirty wine all night, hasn't he? Oh, I hope Magnolia comes up tonight. Top Gun. I'll go with, you know, I love him as Cole Trickle in Days of Thunder. A lot of oh yeahs on all of these.

Oh, I just thought of another one. Yeah, I'm about to take it. I bet you did. I bet you both did, you jerks. What, do you got posters of him in your room? Indeed, I do. What is the... Hey!

Hey! Nah. Yeah. Was he in Wall Street? Nope. All right, you're out. I know. You got a point.

You're doing great. PJ? Far and away. Mm-hmm. Who's laughing at that? Yeah, I saw Far and Away. Fuck you. Who's laughing at that? A lot of people. Yeah, I saw it far and away. Fuck you. It's legitimate.

Yeah, he was the Irish pugilist fighting for his, yeah. I mean, you know. Yeah, we've covered the Nicole Kidman trilogy. He really looked good in that movie, didn't he? With his shirt off and his training and his muscles. War of the Worlds. Oh, yes. War of the Worlds. Oh yes. War of the Worlds. I'm gonna go with, you know, you gotta go obscure sometimes just to stay in the game. Rain Man. Color of money. Oh.

I love that movie. Oh. The color of money. Die. Mission impossible. Fuck you. You son of a bitch. I was going to do that. You fucking did it again.

Oh my God. I can't believe that was left on the table like that. God. Oh my God. It's such a rogue nation. Mission Impossible, colon, rogue nation. Oh, man, I'm running out of runway here. You sure he wasn't in a movie called Runway?

That sounds like something. That's not a bad guess. Thanks, you know, friend. Oblivion. Yes. Good's not a bad guess. Thanks, you know, friend. Oblivion. Yes! Good pull. Oblivion.

Dude likes his space. I know where this is going next. It's so obvious. Right? Totally. You can't remember the name of it, can you? One movie has two different names, but I'm not going to... Don't risk it.

But I'm not going to... I'll leave that one on the table Don't blow it I'm going to go I'm going to go the Curtis Hanson film Isn't it Losing It? Yeah, yeah, Losing It Deep Tracks, R.I.P. Curtis Hanson

Holy shit I'm going to go ahead and take Edge of Tomorrow I knew it. There you go. That was the tagline, Live, Die, Repeat. Born on the 4th of July. Oh, I can't believe. The mustache movie.

I would say wheelchair movie, but that's just me. Mustaches and wheelchairs. And Tom Cruise was... I'm proud to be an American. He's born on the 3rd of July, by the way. Really? True story.

Someone broke that one. That broke that news. Here's another obscure one. A little film called M.I.2. Dude! I was thinking about doing that. This is your thing. Did I just miss my turn? Yeah, it's your turn. Okay, it's my turn now. Dude. I was thinking about doing that. Did I just miss my turn? It's my turn now.

Really being a prick. Trying to find something in the middle there somewhere. Oh. Oh shit. Please don't take mine. There's somebody that I really need to help me with this. There's only one man who could come up with this answer,

and his name is Jack Reacher. Interview with the vampire. Great. Rock of Ages. Son of a bitch. Been in a lot of movies. Wow. I've been in a lot of movies.

Wow. I don't have any money to put up. Oh, God. This sucks. If I lose tonight. But I do have some collateral. Oh. Wow.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, my god. Oh, fuck. Fucking talkers. Don't you hate having to think this hard about talkers? Towering. Towering.

You know how I'm trying to do this too? I'm trying to go through haircut cycles in my mind i swear to god i'm like what was he promoting with the couch jumping what did his hair look like oh man we've done a pretty good job with it i'm sure there's some glaring thing we're missing. I know. Oh, shit! The Last Samurai! Yes! Good haircut in that one. I'm telling you, just conjure

different hairstyles and it works. Was he in a wheelchair in that Samurai movie? That'd be something to see. Tom Cruise, big mustache in a wheelchair with a big knife.

Kristen, what do you got? Oh, shit. Holy shit. Yeah, we went to her awful late. You didn't have one that you were hanging out to, but we said it. Last samurai. This is tough.

Whoa, Jesus. A guy just proposed to her. That's not your lifeline. Those are two different, unique people. Yeah, who was that person? Do you know that person? I felt a wind. Is that somebody you know? He sounded like legend.

God damn it. Alright, I guess I have to allow it. Seems weird. Do you know what she said? Yeah. Legend? She said legend. Sorry, do I have to repeat it?

Legend. Yeah, legend. Yeah, you gotta make it official. Shit is right. Thank you, mystery man. Whoever you are. Yeah, that was weird. Making me jumpy.

Was that Tom Cruise that came in? He's everywhere, that bastard. Okay, I'm going to go with Going Clear, the fucked up story of Scientology. Yes! Nice! Nice save! Oh!

That's not the right title, though. Come on. No, I'll accept it. That counts, right? Because he's in the documentary? Yeah, but he's in it, but I don't know the exact title. It's called Going Clear. You got it.

Yeah, but then there's more. There's more words after Going Clear. Who gives a. Yeah, but then there's more. There's more words after Going Clear. Who gives a shit? Well, I like to keep it official. Don't just say Birdman around me. So what do we got? We're down to PJ. Can you think of another one?

Oh, God. Right? Hold on. I'm cycling through the hairstyles again. Oh, God. Early 90s. 90, nah, wood. Nirvana. Nirvana, just

against. Soundgarden, did Woody cycle through. Green Day, against. Where Pavement Era, just against Soundgarden to Woody Cycle through. Green Day against We're Pavement Era, Tom Cruise, and I've got... Fuck. Do you have any more, Ty? No. You're out?

No, I'm out, too. All right, well, Ty's the winner of that round, then. Ugh. But make us sad and tell us what we missed. Oh my god, what? Minority report. We didn't say minority report. Few good men.

A few fucking good men. We missed that one? The fur. We needed to imagine him as a lawyer. Valkyrie. Valkyrie. We need to see him in a lawyer. Valkyrie. Valkyrie. We need to see him in a uniform. Night and day.

Night and day. We said three, I think. We never said MI3. One, two, four, five. Oh, you're right, because it was Ghost of the Fall and Rogue Nation. We skipped Rogue Nation. Yeah. Anything else?

I knew there was a bunch of them. All the Right Moves? Oh, yeah. Austin Powers, gold member He appears briefly in the beginning We said all the right moves already Jack Reacher 2, never look back Never look back

We said risky business Vanilla Sky That was the first one Come on Throw him out of here. I want him out of here. Or as Donald Trump would say, I want him out of here.

I said the color of money. Then he'd do this. His hand gesture never matches what he's saying. I want him out of here. She is the worst candidate in the history. His hand never does the right... Okay. So... That means that Ty's got a point, right?

And... Yeah. I got a point. What? I got a point. When did you get a point? You got a point on the last one. I got a point on the Jack Lemmon one.

Okay. All right. Begrudgingly. And you were the first out on that one, Toby. Oh, yeah. I you were the first out on that one, Toby. Oh yeah, I'll be the first out on this one too. You get to pick. Oh. Oh.

Hmm. Don't look at me like that. I don't like where this is headed. Please, please name me. It's embarrassing, though, when you don't win and it's your name. Yeah, it's actually probably... I don't remember half of the shit, to be honest.

It could time out, you know, that you don't get enough turns. How many feature films do you think you've been in? Honestly, like 20 or 30. Oh, okay. Yeah, so you'd win. I think I'd forget. I think you'd win. Yeah.

Sure. Hmm. Now that's too... Yeah, I'm drawing a blank on everybody that I think should be in movies. Well, it could be somebody who's only in a few movies because strategically maybe they'll all just run out right away and you could win that way maybe. If you know like two of somebody that's only been in five or six.

We seem to be doing a lot of guys. Why don't we do a lady? Let's grab a lady. I, let's do a lady. Let's grab a lady. I know exactly who I would do, too. Eli Wallach. You want me to tell you...

Miss Eli... Dame Eli Wallach. Can I give you... No. We're not doing Dame Eli Wallach. Can I give you a suggestion? Maybe.

Laurie Metcalf? No. Okay. There will not be Laurie Metcalf. Wow, okay. Fuck Laurie Metcalf, then, I will not be Laurie Metcalf. Fuck Laurie Metcalf then, I guess. Well, fuck your suggestion, I think. Meryl Streep.

Holy moly. What time do you want to go home? Cancel tomorrow, everybody. We're digging in. All right, let's not do her. Cancel tomorrow, everybody. We're digging in. Alright, let's not do her. We can do her, but we've got to go fast. No, it's too boring. Let's do someone else. It's boring?

Yeah, a little bit boring, I think. Oh, you know, Sissy Spacek hasn't been in a ton of movies, right? Let's do her. Let's do Sissy Spacek. I love it. Go. You up first. Wait. Okay, so let me just determine the order here. We've got to make sure we're doing this right.

All right. So yeah, I'll come back at you, PJ, then Ty, then me. Okay, go. A Goldminer's Daughter, right? Uh-huh. All right. Carrie. All right.

You guys really knocked out the two big. Those are her two big Oscar roles. Badlands. Terrence Malick. I'm just gonna take a swing and say I think she might be in JFK. Yeah, that's all I got. Dude, short and sweet. She's been in only four movies. And we've covered them. You got anything else?

Yeah, I'm excited about this one because it will go fast, but she's been in a few more things. Well, I don't know them. Was she in either the Poseidon Adventure or the Towering Inferno? They had big, big casts. It's hard to find out who

exactly was in there. I know she's not that old. I'm done. James? I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. That Tom Cruise killed me. You don't want to use your lifeline? Didn't I use it on Thomas already?

Let's try. Toby, use your lifeline. I used it already. On Sissy's Basic? No, I used it before, but I'll use it again. Each round you can get it again. Oh, okay. And Chino Fran ain't going to be help on this.

I got it. I got it. She's got it. What the? What the, Fran? What do you got? The help. She's in the? What the, Fran? What do you got? The help. She's in the help.

Chino Fran, everybody! The help. Thank you, dear. She's like, whatever you do, don't eat the shit pie. Thomas's? No, you're on your own. Oh, Thomas's doesn't have any basic movies.

I'm out. I'm out. Ty? It's a rough night. Three women. Yes. Oh, boy, you've been hanging out. Yeah.

I saw an emotion picture called In the Bedroom. Oh, Todd Field? Yeah, Todd Field directed that. If I recall, the promo was something, something, something. In the bedroom. Oh, Todd Field? Yeah, Todd Field directed that. If I recall, the promo was something, something, something in the bedroom. Do you remember that? Something, something, something

JFK. That's a good promo. Yeah. There once was a bed that became president and something, something, something JFK. Do you have any more guesses? There once was a man who became president of something, something, something. J.F. Craig.

Do you have any more guesses? Nope. For Spacek? Nope. Nope. Nope. Just saying stuff. All right.

Ty, do you have any other ones? Come on, don't let him have this, Ty. He can't win. We already established that. Oh, he'll find a way seems like there should be so many more but in this moment I can't think of life

Krista again she's out she did a ton of movies like in the 70s hey yeah where's the fucking

stealthy guy yeah where's Cruz fly in with some yeah where's the Krista whisperer fly in with some space Yeah, where's the Krista whisperer? Fly in with some SpaceX. Yeah, I'm counting your money with a rake, Tom. I guess he's got nothing this time.

So who officially lasted the longest? Who gave the last right answer? Did Ty do it? I think Toby did. With help from his Tino friend. Oh, no. Three women. Oh, three women.

Yes, three women. I think it's Tai West. I believe very early on she was in a movie with Lee Marvin called Prime Cut. Yeah, says one guy that's as creepy as I am. Yeah. Alright, what else did we miss? The river. The river.

Hot Rod. Four Christmases. Hot Rod. Hot Rod. What? Hot Rod? But it's not as crazy this time. She's a tough one.

We only missed three, apparently. Yeah. Yeah. We missed like 40 Tom Crowes movies. Tom Crowes. somebody hit a crow. Somebody ran over there Tom Crows back there. Better go get him. So it's official, Ty wins the night!

He did it! Krista gets all the prizes. Have you won before? Yes, a couple weeks ago. You won a couple weeks ago? Maybe a month. All right, well, retire. I ate those candy bars.

How old were they? They were so big candy, and they ate them on the show, too. There's still some candy on there though. Anybody hungry? Who likes Whoppers? Oh, there you go, Matthew. Get all hopped up on sugar. I don't feel too good.

Oh, nice catch. That was some Tom Brady shit over there. She snagged that. Reese's? You like a Reese's cup? Oh, sorry. He said I like Reese's cup? Oh, sorry. Who was I trying to hit? Here, Whoppers. There you go. All right, there's your thing back. Thank you. Sorry I pummeled you with your own candy. Here though. This would be a fun hairstyle. Have that on your head right there.

Keep it. Jumpy, keep it. Jumpy. Jumpy. Don't play his game. It's perfect. That's a nice little... I'd enjoy that on a lady.

She had a fun-sized candy right there on the top of her head. Ty West, In a Valley of Violence, in theaters, October 21st. I almost remembered it. October 21st, you guys. Thank you.

Great Western in which James P.J. Ransom and Toby Huss both do great character actor work as old west guys who I'm going to go ahead and spoil this if you don't mind. No one in a valley of violence

turns out to be a robot. There's none of this west world shit in this movie. This is just real fucking Western shit and Western stuff happening featuring I have one more time around applause he's not here but I feel he feels the love featuring jumpy the world's smartest smartest dog do you have anything else coming up? Toby, Huss, that you'd like to promote, talk about? No, no. This thing is, oh, we got another season of this Holden Catch Fire show I'm doing. We found out today.

Oh, you're on Holden Catch Fire on AMC. We found out about four hours ago. They're giving us a fourth season. So we're doing that. And the finale of season three is on tomorrow night at nine. You get to interact with Mr. Scoot McNary. Yeah, yeah. I was going to come to Atlanta.

He's a buddy. He's been on the show. That's right. I know. I was going to come to Atlanta, but who knew that Scoot would forget to tell me? Yeah, that's cool. That's very cool. I'm glad you're here.

I'm glad we finally worked it out. I'd love to have you back any time. Yeah, man. Any time you you got like, if you make the movie 43. Yeah. If you make the sequel to 42, I'd love to have you back. How about Johnny Robinson?

Yeah, yeah. Is there going to be a Sinister 3, PJ? No. We could have broke the news right here. No. I think the next real sort of like big or poppy thing that I did that's coming out, I worked on this thing that Steven Soderbergh directed for HBO called Mosaic. So I think that'll be out sometime next year.

Okay. Yeah. Soderbergh. That's pretty sweet. Yeah, it's totally sweet. He's so, aside from Ty, and I think just because Ty and I are really good friends, he's been hands down my favorite person to work with. Just a super chill dude, right? Yeah, very quiet.

Very quiet. Yeah, you like a little peace and quiet on the set. Yeah, but it moves really fast. He's just, he's a really, you know, he's like one of the dudes. He's like one of the seven great filmmakers, American filmmakers that are alive today. You know what? If we weren't out of time, I'd love to know who the other six are. I'm guessing whoever's behind

the human centipede films is probably up there. Right? Yeah, exactly. And yeah, thanks again to Ty West for bringing your friends and Jumpy down to the show and good luck with the movie. One more time, you guys, for Ty West,

James Ransom, Toby Huss. Where did the name tags go from the I don't want to say losing players, but you know, that's what happened. Okay, and we didn't get a shithead on the back of this one. So what's your shithead, Dr. Strange

Doug name tag maker? I actually know what that is, but I don't You don't know what what is? I'm a failure right now You're a failure? Did someone just tell you to make a name tag and you had no idea what was going to happen when you got here? Yeah, I just kind of

I'm going to use this guy's shithead But that's the consolation prize I call somebody a shithead for you Is there anybody you're mad at right now? Myself, Does that count? I don't even know your name because you wrote my name on your name tag. What a shithead.

Yeah. Thomas's is a shithead. My parents are shitheads for continuing to support Trump. See, that's the sort of thing that we're looking for. And also this great one, Encino Fran. Everyone is a shithead. Encino Fran!

Now it's time to dump the bunch of other fuckies. Isaac Bolt is doing crowd with snakes and foggy. There's no room in his heart for you cause Doug loves movies!