Doug Loves Movies - T.J. Miller, Ari Shaffir, Jonah Ray, and Ken Reid Guest

Episode Date: January 20, 2015

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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, 50 seats with 50 as in not more kernels in his teeth. There's still not more that he won't see, but Doug loves movies. I was backstage laughing, having a nice time with the guests, and then I heard the clapping.

I was like, what could they possibly be clapping to? Doesn't sound like that could be a song. Hey, everybody. My name's Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. Now we're all back on track. Coming to you from the UCB Theater in Los Angeles in the year 2015 on January 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. The State of the Union address is happening right now on television.

So that's kind of weird of me to think that I could just do a show and, you know, pack the place anyway. But I don't know whether to be proud of you guys for showing up or sad about our future.

I'm happy that you're here and we can all see any amount of it later. You know, who's DVRing the president's state of the union? Baseball Jordan is the only liar I could see.

You really taping it? Oh, that's sweet. All right. I hope you get around to watching it. You know, you got a lot of sports on there. And you might, you know, you'll be like, well, I got to delete something. St. Louis, my stand-up show this Friday sold out. So we added a Doug Loves Movies taping at the Firebird on Saturday, January 24th at 420 Los Angeles.

That's you guys. Douglas Movies is happening this Sunday, January 25th at 420 at the Nerd Melt showroom at Meltdown Comics. And it's going to be a Tournament of Championships episode. Schedules

permitting. Should be a good one. We're competing for a spot in the Super Tournament, which will lead to a spot in the Super Duper Tournament of championships. I know I'm saying it wrong. San Francisco!

I'm interrupting the last two Twilight, fingers crossed, last two Twilight movies on February 7th and 8th at the castro theater as part of sf sketch fest uh we got different phenomenal guests each day co-interrupt you with me douglovesmovies.com for all my dates deets and uh info and links and whatnot. And now it's time for Tweet Relief, tweets about movies. At the Nerpler, Nerpler, tweeted,

the sixth sense is a movie about a kid with great death perception. This has been Tweet Relief, puns about old movies edition. There's lots of things from both myself and one of the panelists was on At Midnight recently. So there's At Midnight stuff in the prize bag that you've heard about before.

The T-shirt, the Bananagrams, the Delush's cookies. And then there's lots of other fun stuff in the bag. And one guest that might not be here yet because traffic in LA sucks is I'm paraphrasing the text that I got from him please welcome Ken Reed Ari Shafir Jonah Ray and TJ Miller Look who's taking the power seat And has a big stack of CDs. Ironic CDs.

It's TJ Miller, everybody. Hi, guys. I wore my best Arsenio Hall robe. Meaning you have more than one? Yeah, this is my best one. It still has mustard on it, but it's... Did it come that way? With the mustard?

Yeah, it comes with the mustard and hot sauce. That's a hot mustard. Oh, yeah. That's like Johnny inviting you mustard? Yeah, it comes with the mustard and hot sauce. That's a hot mustard. That's like a johnny. It's like johnny inviting you over. This one's going to run right on schedule. All of my plans are going to see reality during the next probably hour or so.

Let's get the apologies to Put Your Hands Together out of the way. They're not even here to hear it, so I'll say it again later. TJ, how do you want to get rid of that stack of CDs? It is a stack of CDs. This is a medium of digital media that used to exist. You used to be able to put this into a machine. Do I put it on my Urban Outfitters record player?

That's exactly right. They're coasters. They're interactive coasters. Joda Ray is here, you guys. And apparently we've just given up on trying to figure out how to get rid of those CDs. He just put them on the floor behind us. We'll give them away during the... I don't see them anymore.

Yeah, they're gone. Sorry, audience. I thought I was going to get a few of you an item. Jonah Radio is the podcast that Jonah has, Jonah Ray has. And what else is going on, buddy? I started

a record label. What? No way. It's called Literally Figurative Records. And I just put out the vinyl version of Nick Youssef's album, Stop Not Owning This, which is a great album that I think people should get. Yeah. That's awesome.

That's cool. What an amazing... John Ray should do that. Let me ask you this. Are you in two movies that were nominated for Academy Awards this week? I was not. Oh, I wish someone on the panel was, because I'd Academy Awards this week? I was not. Oh, I wish someone on the panel was, because I'd jump in with that if I were them. Sorry.

Ari Shafir is here, everybody. I was not. Must be a teacher, a public teacher. You've got a million things to plug, right, buddy? Yeah. Well, I have my storyteller show coming out. Tell us about it, stud. Thursday nights, every Thursday night,

after Comedy Central. No, wait. After Comedy Central. After Comedy Central, Stud. When the infomercials are about to start, Comedy Central signs off with the National Anthem. They said it's a good time slot because you get the early risers, too.

It's like Nick at Night in Nickelodeon. Yeah, yeah. Snick. After at Midnight. It's after at Mid night in Nickelodeon Yeah Snick After at midnight It's after at midnight every Thursday night Did you bring something for the prize bag? Yeah, I brought a tour shirt What's it say on there? I brought a Douglas Movies shirt

So you're going to have at least three shirts Maybe more It's a Dew Mushrooms tour You'll get drunk tonight and be three shirts to the wind But wait, it comes with 3D glasses Because it's a 3D shirt A what? Yeah, for real from the Dew Mushrooms store. You get drunk tonight and be three shirts to the wind? But wait, it comes with 3D glasses because it's a 3D shirt. A what? Yeah, for real.

So when you wear that shirt, you have to walk around with the glasses to give to people? Yeah. Put this on. Hey, look at my tits. Here you go. I noticed you were looking at my shirt.

I wasn't. They're going to jump right out at you. No touching. But isn't a shirt already 3D? With me, it is. With my tits, yeah. Oh, in your face, Jonah. Make fun of myself before you care.

Lined him up. He did it himself. I mean, I like that it's a cool shirt, but if someone's like, cool shirt, man, you pull out the glasses and you're like, wait till you see this. Now I have a headache. I can't fucking believe your eyes.

Can I clip the glasses? No. I'm going to need those back. Yeah. I'm going to need those back. Yeah, I'm going to need those back. Ken Reed is here, everybody. Boston comedian visiting the coast. I am. Very funny.

Getting into some nice weather out here. Yeah, I left snow. Really enjoying it, yeah. And what's this you brought? What's this shirt? A shirt from the Riot LA Comedy Festival that I was in last week. You were here for that. Yep. And then I brought a shirt from the Riot LA Comedy Festival that I was in last week. You were here for that. Yep.

And then I brought a stack of old issues of TV Guide. Yeah. Yeah, he's not fucking around with this. There's a whole bunch of them. I like that. What was on Right Now in one of those? There's like a lot of them. There's a whole bunch.

Pick one at random. Those are old TV Guides? Yeah. Oh, that's cool. I do a podcast called TV Guidance Council where people go through old TV guides and we talk about it. Yeah, so that was... I shipped those out here to record and I don't want to ship them back. So are those just promotional items for your podcast?

I'll say they are now. And he's got a button that says TV Guidance Counselor. And the issue that I picked, what am I supposed to quiz you on? Oh, anything you want. Okay, which one is it? I'm guessing it's May 12, 1986. Oh, so it doesn't even say the year. This is a cocky magazine.

Who's on the cover? It must be pre-1980. It says January 19 to 25. It's just real cagey about the year. Must be pre-1980. It says January 19 to 25. It's just real cagey about the year. And it's got Ronald Reagan on the cover. Well, there's your answer. And it's the inauguration and Super Bowl edition.

So close. Excitement trickles down. It's a Reagan joke. It's a Ronald Reagan joke. Right under Reagan taking some sort of oath, It's a Ronald Reagan joke. Right under Reagan taking some sort of oath, it says, Lyle Alzado's survival guide to the big game. Yeah.

Two more steroids. A magazine could not be more American. And TV, Ronald Reagan, and football all on the same cover. Two head injuries. It's even red, white, and blue. And apparently it's been pissed on by homeless people. So there you go. Much like America. A bunch of those are in the bag.

Because of Reagan. Do you think Lyle Alzado would have any inkling that he would go on to be the guidance counselor in Saved by the Bell the college years? I didn't know that he did that. After The Destroyer, I think it made sense. Rent The Destroyer, everybody, it made sense. Yeah. Yeah.

Rent The Destroyer, everybody, on Netflix. It's Lyle L. Zayn's finest and only role. Do you think Bob Uecker, when he was throwing out pitches, thought he was going to be a Mr. Belvedere? I think so. I think he was asking his agents to pitch it. He goes, are they putting out casting calls for unlikable pigeon-chested pricks anywhere?

Because that's me. Every time he would throw a strike, he'd be like, Stringer's out of the channel. Very funny, TJ. Now jump in constantly. You've been so docile. I love it. I just want to talk about that you're in two of the movies nominated for Best Animated Feature

at the Oscars. Big Hero 6. And How to Train Your Dragon 2. Big Hero 6. Very crazy. And they're also both very good movies. And How to Train Your Dragon 2. They both have numbers in them. They all have numbers. They're difficult to remember. They're both, you know, they make the series stronger and better, I think.

I liked Dragon 2 better than Dragon 1, and I didn't even fucking bother with Big Hero 1 through 5. I waited. I waited until I learned that you were a character. I live for the sound of your voice coming out of things. The Mucinex commercials make me so happy. I just immediately look at porn after I see them.

Because I'm in such a good mood. Was Big Hero 6 a reference to Leonard 6? I was thinking that as well. It's all in the same Marvel universe. Was Big Hero 6 a reference to Leonard Six? I was thinking that as well. No, no. Come on. Don't do that. It's all in the same Marvel universe. Well, Cosby was in the Ultimates. Yeah, he was the ultimate ultimate. Yeah, I mean, you know, Big Hero 6 is really amazing.

It was weird. How to Train Your Dragon 2 won the Golden Globe. And I was at the Golden Globes and I was talking to the disney people and then they won and so i was crazy to go from people you know you're talking to over to another table to be like we did it we won and the other table's like fuck but it's but it's also what people don't realize is they go is it interesting to go to the golden globes is it fun and or to go to the emmys when Is it fun? Or to go to the Emmys? When you go, nobody thinks about this. It's a night that as it progresses, the room becomes more and more filled with losers.

It's this weird energy of after each announcement, everybody's like, I just lost. Fuck. I can't believe they won. They're not even a comedy. Or whatever's going on in their heads. Hundreds of people, minute by minute minute are like, fuck, fuck. And then if you win, you can't be like, yeah, you have to be like, yeah, look, it's just an honor to be nominated.

Right. So Silicon Valley was beaten by oranges and new black. Is that what happened to transparent? Oh, okay. Transparent is funny, though, isn't it? I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it.

It's good. Is it good? There's funny parts to it. But is it more dramatic than funny? It's just as much as a comedy as Orange is the New Black,

which is... I don't think it's much of a comedy. What is Transparent? Is that the one with the... Jeffrey Tambor. Jeffrey Tambor.

It's a Jill Soloway. He's a trans lady. He's a transgender person. He's got funny bits. He does. Jay Duplass. Jay Duplass is in it. Full on mugging to the crowd.

Have you been to the movies lately, DJ? I'm in a robe. I'm in a Arcelio Hall robe. I don't know if we mentioned that or not, but you're in a robe. The madness is real. Do you understand? With the hat

and the hair on your face and everything, it feels like you're auditioning for Clockwork Orange 2. It's true. The college years. Clockwork Lebowski. Clockwork Lebowski

the college years. It's actually Clockwork Orange T-O-O. They let the team go through. I went and saw The Gambler. Did you guys see The Gambler? The Kenny Rogers story? No.

Watch what you say on this show about Mark Wahlberg. People love him around here. I know. He comes on often. He's America's Mark Wahlberg. He's America's Mark Wahlberg. But I really liked The Gambler. It was very nihilistic.

Oh, you enjoyed how self-destructive Mark Wahlberg's character was? No, I just found it interesting that somebody was like trying to be no, point taken. No, I think it's interesting that he was talking about existentialism. That's not being talked about a lot in modern films. So I thought that that was sort of a brave move.

I was stoned when I saw it, yeah. All right. I saw the Sniper movie. American Sniper? Is it good? It made so much money. God, it was so stupid. Which Sniper movie?

The Wedding Ringer? It was so bad. You didn't like it? They didn't even write a story. They just showed some scenes. It's not just the movie about sniping. He was also a horrible father and husband. It's just garbage.

No plot whatsoever. Horrible acting. Horrible. How many people got shot, though? I don't know. Like 700. Every single one was righteous. Listen, you guys,

let's stop talking about this and sign up on our local army register. It didn't feel really propaganda. That's all it was. It was like a 90-minute Kid Rock video. But with better singing. I heard that there's some suspenseful sequences, though,

that the action is well staged when he shoots the big lava monster at the end what was that? that was the ad before movies for the army where it was like a guy running around and then a big lava monster would come at him he gets him with a sword join the army, it had nothing to do with

what we just saw join the army, we'll make you ready for anything there was more plot in that commercial It had nothing to do with what we just saw. Join the army. We'll make you ready for anything. There was more plot in that commercial. Russia has the inhumanoids. What about you, Ken? Have you been to the movies lately? I'm a little embarrassed that I haven't really,

but before the show, I went over to the supermarket next door and I met Donald Sutherland. Really? Oh, okay. That's perfect. What did you say to him? Earlier today I burned my hand because I haven't figured out how to make tea yet. I bet he was fascinated

by that. Just as you are right now, Doug. So I was buying Hunger Games 3. I burned my hand today. El Presidente. But I was buying like hand ointment and then I saw him. Oh well you

meet in the hand ointment aisle. This sounds like it has to start somehow. If you're gonna see Sutherland it's in the ointment aisle. It sounds like a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode. It does. It does. And I normally don't like to say things to famous people because it's embarrassing but but I went like,

oh, Mr. Sutherland, I'm a big fan, and he grabbed my burned hand and shook it, and it hurt like fuck. It hurt so bad, and I had to play it cool. You had to play it cool? Yeah. So you're like, ugh. He's like, oh, thank you.

I loved you in Father Dowling. Like, thank you very much. And I'm like, ugh. I just like the idea that- Donald Sutherland was on Father Dowling? I think so, right? Mystery. No, no way.

It's fucking Donald Sutherland, man. Yeah. DS. I just like the idea that you were saying Hunger Games 3 as an exclamation. That's what I thought you said. No, it's really called Mockingjay. Right? Yeah, sorry.

To its friends. I shouldn't have brought it up. I feel bad now, man. I'm sorry. I didn't realize. So are you dressed this way because you're out promoting your role in the new movie Black Hat? Yeah, I have a black hat on for those listening. For those listeners at home.

I mean, it's right there for the taking. There's a movie coming out this Friday called Black Hat. Is that the prequel to Fear of a Black Hat? I go to the movies now. It's kind of fun to be like, will TJ be in this one? Because you're in. You're showing up a lot. I try to oversaturate the market.

Yeah. As quickly as possible. No, it's always a treat. I'm trying to oversaturate the market. Yeah. As quickly as possible. No, it's always a delight to see you and thank you for being here. Thank you for having me. But we're going to start playing the games now so I have to ask you to go. Is it the Mockingjay thing? Shoot the cannon. The Hunger Games

cannon should go off right now. No, you're going to stay and play, right? You got anywhere you got to be? I'm just sorry. You got any glitter you got to get off of your face? I have a little glitter on my face. I was at a unicorn field earlier. That's what I'm going to tell my wife. I wasn't at the strip club.

Unicorn field is a good name for a strip club. Yeah, you're right. A gay strip club. Hey, don't put any sort of restrictions on it. I'm just talking about the horns. Yeah, you got right. A gay strip club. Hey, don't put any sort of restrictions on it. I'm just talking about the horns. Yeah, you got a fucking horn on your head. You probably put more dudes in it. No.

You don't think all unicorns are kind of gay? Yeah. Well, the ones on My Little Pony were. I'll just say this. I've seen Legend and Tom Cruise is in it. Yeah, that's true. Boy, was he weird in that. Why was he dancing around? It was too weird. That movie

sometimes I can't watch it because Tom Cruise is so bizarre. But Tim Curry is great in that movie. Tim Curry is terrifying. Sorry. I have no idea what that movie is. The Devil. Tim Curry was the devil and he had a red face and big giant horns.

He steals Ferris Bueller's girlfriend. Yeah, Mia Sara's in it as the girl. You haven't seen Legend? Is it an old movie or a new movie? It's an old movie. 85, Ridley Scott. Tom Cruise, man. Early Ridley Scott.

Aren't you a Tangerine Dream fan? Off of the excitement of Alien and the slight disappointment that it was Blade Runner, he flew into Legend and really fixed it. I mean, you've surely seen the sequels. He fixed his reputation as being risky. But man, he's made a lot of good movies, but now he's 80-ish. Here's what I just found out about movies.

Oh, what about them? So I went to see Transformers when it was out. Wait a second, what's happening? No, the first one. The first one, yeah. Before they watched it. I'm wearing a Transformers when it was out. Wait a second. What's happening? No, the first one. The first one, yeah. Before they watched it. I'm wearing a Transformers shirt right now. I thought you were going to say something insulting.

Yeah, I'm wearing my Transformers the movie shirt. You really are? Yeah. Use your microphone voice. It's a Stroke shirt, but it's what the kid wears in it. Oh, Shia LaBeouf is wearing that. So I call it my Transformers shirt. He took it over.

So there's this extra. Really told you a lot about his character that he was wearing that. There's this extra when all those vending machines come to life and they're all evil and they just like show some hot woman extra in this blue dress for like two full seconds and I could never figure out why the fuck they're just showing

some hot extra. I'm like, did I miss her in the movie? Did I miss some plot line? Who is that? Are you talking about Maximum Overdrive? No. Just some girl. Trucks. And then I just found out. The first Transformers?

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Like that little girl that you were in the movie with, that was pretty lascivious, don't you think? Or I don't want to make you say anything bad about it. No, Nick Peltz, I mean, Bay knows what he's doing. He knows that if you cut to a hot girl, there's like legions of adolescents in Ohio and wherever in the United States. It was so weird.

Yeah! Yeah, robots isn't enough. You have to also make it sexy somehow. You can't make the robots sexy. He's just hoping that when someone's like on TV, watching TV, like flipping through ass, and then they get to see the rest of the robot sexy. He's just hoping that when someone's watching TV, flipping through ass, and then they get to see the rest of the fucking movie. That's all he's waiting for.

No, it's like, I think every Transformers movie has a close-up of the female protagonist's ass immediately in the movie. That makes sense. And then a lot of it after that, but it's like Tarantino starts on the shoes, the feet, and Bay starts on the ass. I'd put money on that.

In his movies, we should say. They've both done that an equal amount of times, I bet. Introduce characters that way. Lady characters, I should say. Lady. I don't know why everybody's so quiet. Perhaps. We thought there was more to the theory.

I thought this would be such a rambunctious panel, and you guys are super polite. I appreciate it. So I should say, because we are running a little behind. It's all my fault, I guess. I should say, let the games begin. And I'm sorry.

Come out of the shadows, Black Hat. People brought some name tags. There's a giant fist over there. I already like that. But there's lots of fun ones out there. I already like that. I like the fist. But there's lots of fun ones out there. So go ahead and pick who you want to play for.

Just go physically grab the name tag. Physically grab. And bring it back to your seat. You could just say pass it to me if you like. Just looking for whatever works for you. Who called my name? We'll be right back. And we're back.

So much fun during the break. Sorry I can't share it all with you. Trying to make a vine, but my phone's saying nope for whatever reason that I can't figure out. Who are you playing for, Ken Reed? Amanda. I love you, Amanda. The film. Instead of I love you, man. Correct. She may love you, Amanda. I love you, Amanda. The film. Instead of I love you, man. Correct. She may

love you, Amanda. I'd see that. I love you, Amanda. It should be I love you, Amanda. And then it can be made in Canada and be a national anthem. I love you, Amanda. I went for it. I went for

the Canadian accent. I fell short. I don't know what to say about it. I bought it. I went for the Canadian accent. I fell short. I don't know what to say about it. I thought Hunger Games 3 was called Hunger Games 3. It's that? It's called Mockingjay. But it's the third one. Is it the third and fourth one?

Yeah, it's all of them. These days, it's all of them. It's everything. Who are you playing for, Ari? I don't know, man. He has his ID. Just say his address. Just give his social security number out.

Jacob J. Deniman. Don't do that. Don't say it all. His name is Jacob Deniman? We have to bleep that. If you don't know who he is, he's... Ari, what class? He's an Oregon donor. Class B.

If you have a bus, he can't drive it. If he's not an Oregon donor... I'm a donor. You are? But not for Oregon. I'm a donor. He's so stoned I'm a donor. He said stoned. He said donor.

You know, if you cut this in half and don't give it back to him, he'll have a hard time getting back to Chicago. Yeah. Yeah, they're going to check your ID at the border. Yeah. Do you have your passport as a backup? You live here now. That's what I do.

I don't have my license, but I know my license number is... How many points do I have? So much work for producer Ryan to bleep out all that shit. Very funny, though. It expired. He was gearing up for Halloween, Jacob. Do you have a voided check you want to also use as a name tag that we can maybe read the routing number from? He was born in 82.

It's a bunch of guys fighting to be the littlest devil. But seriously, everybody send him a birthday gift. Do you have his address? His birthday is... What do you think of his face? I like it. He doesn't photograph well. I think he looks better in person.

He's wearing transitional lenses for his picture. I think he's kind of a badass. He's sort of like, fuck it, man. I'm about to go outside. Once this shit is done, I'm going right outside. I don't have time to throw on a couple of fucking lenses. He looks a little bono. You're not going to switch glasses? Hell no, man.

I've got to get outside now. Oh, Deniman. The picture's the last step. I'm out of here. You know how long I've been in this line? Can I call you Danger Deniman from now on? Danger Deniman. When he takes them off, he's... Danger Deniman. He takes them off

and he just passes out from light. It's just too much light. Danger Denim. Chicago PD. Denim is my favorite superhero. Who are you playing for, Jonah? This is what it says. A game by Doug Benson. Twin Peaks Fire Walk with Demi.

Meet Demi Adeju. Oh, fuck you. Was that his last name? What's your problem? How do you say it? It's so angry. Adeju. Adeju. Oh, fuck you. Was that his last name? What's your problem? How do you say it? It's so angry. Adijuibay. Oh, that's not so bad.

It's Twin Peaks' Fire Walk With Me parody, and he did a lot of good Photoshop. There's him crossing his arms with sunglasses on, looking like he's in Weekend at Bernie's. Kept it rolled up so it's hard to open and look at. But I'm worried that he might be a teenage prostitute who may be murdered, and he seems happy

about it in the photo. In a podcast where everyone plays a movie game and nobody remembers how it goes. Good Photoshop. That is good Photoshop.

In a world. Good job. Produced by Doug Benson at the top. Yeah, he did a good job with that. TJ. I'm playing for Rebecca

when she cut out a little paper in the paper letters in the style Big Hero 6, and it has a big Baymax on it. It says Big Hero Rebecca. Big Hero Rebecca. Doesn't rhyme.

What a pun. It's a pun for the ages. Did you have a hunch for some reason that TJ would be here? Oh, she's over there. Quit throwing your voice. She's everywhere, Doug. That's why I took her thing.

I think Big Hero 6 is a good way to get people's attention. At Disneyland now, they have Baymax balloons, and they're all over the place. And it's just genius. It's crazy how they cross platforms. Because he looks like a balloon already. They didn't have to do anything. I heard they were getting sued by the State Fluff.

State Fluff. Forget it. What was that? What was that? I like the State Fluff. Go ahead and put a bleep in at the end of that and make it sound like he got out of jail. It's a marshmallow man made out of fluff.

That's delicious. State Fluff? State Fluff. Michelin Man? All right, you guys. Seriously. Delicious Michelin Man. Apologies.

Delicious Milan. Delicious Milan. Hey, can you edit out my best up and put it in the address? I'm sorry. Jacob J. Dayman. Put your hands together. I thought you were reading his measurements. I fucking feel like Thumper and Bambi right now.

Y'all. And he got brown eyes, but you won't know it because this motherfucker wears transitional lenses. Sister, child, sit down. When you see this guy, his dick gonna knock you out.

I've never seen turn-ons and offs on a license before. Yeah, it's really weird. What do you say to the cop when they pull you over driving home and you have a robe on? Like, what's your explanation? Just say, hop in.

No, I'm always hitchhiking. Oh, okay. I'm just on the road. So you wear the robe so that in the darkness you look like one of the figures at the end of the Haunted Mansion ride at Disneyland.

That is exactly why I do it. Trying to ride home. No one's ever known it but that's exactly right. Or someone who escaped from a home. We gotta determine.

Yeah, that's what I kinda look like. We gotta move it along. I'll do what I want. I'm Jacob J. Denim. Here's my ID. And you can go fuck yourself.

And you can go fuck yourself. A lot of weird shit happens in this picture. I'm Jacob Denim. Fuck picture. I'm Jacob Damon. Fuck you. I've done no wrong. What's the J stand for?

Jeans. I've done no wrong. Jacob Jeans Denim. I've done no wrong. I've done no wrong. Too determined. It's the answer to Jacob again. I am from Chicago, Illinois.

We're going to do some lines with Mark. You guys want to do some fucking lines? Let's fucking do this shit. What's up, TJ? Jonah, how you doing, dude? Good to see you. Good to see you. How's your mom?

Mark Wahlberg. But you fucking knew that. What's going on? Good to see you. Hey, Walby. How you doing, man? I'm good, Doug. Hey, really excited about Entourage movie, bro.

Fucking you and me both. Yeah. So many titties. The boys are back! They are fucking back, dude. Yeah, man. Usually when you come on, you don't shake hands with all the guests and me. Like tonight, you seem to be doing it to make some sort of point.

Yeah, I just wanted to leave TJ out. Oh, okay. Seemed like he was doing it. What's that about? Are you guys feuding? I tried to be your friend for three fucking months after that movie. And you just blew me off, okay. What's that about? Are you guys feuding? I tried to be your friend for three fucking months after that movie. And you just blew me off, dude. That's not entirely true, man.

It is entirely fucking true. I texted you when I saw Lone Survivor. And I was like, this is a true American tale. But not an American tale. That was your review to the guy who was in it? This was a true American tale? Yeah. Because it was.

We were comparing it to the adventures of F American tale? Yeah. Because it was. It really was. We were comparing it to the adventures of Fievel the Mouse. Yeah. TJ Goes West. Yeah. Can Michael Bay

make a movie called American Tale that's just asses? Yeah. Yeah, I would see that. We're working on it. We're working on it right fucking now.

But TJ probably won't be in it because he big-timed me. I did not. I didn't big-time you. Yeah, dude. He's been very busy in his defense.

Okay, well, when I do my reboot of Swiss Family Robinson, maybe you won't be in it. Well, that's one of my... Mark, you know that's one of my favorite childhood films. I know, you can be in it. So that is a real low blow, Marcus.

He already turned around. Mark, you want me to call the Funky Bunch? No, don't. Well, first of all, they're on probation, so they can't leave the fucking state. Go ahead. All right? I told you we were at that movie. I go, hey, I'm sorry I had to have you killed off, but it was not my decision.

I bought us matching fucking robes, and I bought you a fucking El Camino. But it was your decision. You just said I had to have you killed off. Well, I got it. That sounds like it was your decision. I needed more lines. You got a lot of lines in that film. I did get a lot of fucking lines. You really killed it. I was your decision. I needed more lines. You got a lot of lines in that film. I did get a lot of fucking lines.

You really killed it. I was an inventor. Yeah. You really were. Hey, were you able to get let off from when you beat up that Asian kid? First of all, it was a grown man. I was a kid.

Beat that motherfucker down. Hey, does everybody have a question for Mark? Because I'd like you to keep it to yourself. You want to do a fucking line? Mark is going to say a line from a motion picture that he has chosen on his own. I don't get involved in the process. And then what?

First one of you that can name the movie is the winner of this game. Is it fear? I don't really appreciate pre-guessing, but here we go. The Entourage movie.

Here we go. You gotta give him a second. He winds into it. He's an actor. Everything you've said is from The Entourage. You saw this every day on the set of Transformers.

He needs a minute. Yeah. He takes about 20 minutes. He sort of speed punches a dead... Thank you, Stranger from the Cornfield. Oh, there he went right into dead... Thank you, Stranger from the Cornfield. Thank you, Stranger from the Cornfield. Feel the dreams. Thank you, Stranger from the Cornfield.

It is not Feel the Dreams. Thank you, Stranger from the Cornfield. Children of the Corn. No? Thank you, Stranger from the Cornfield. Is there a movie called Stranger from the Cornfield? No, but I'll make it with you if you want. It's Transformers 4. It's Transformers 4.

It is Transformers 4. You guys are both in it. It's his fucking line, dude. I said it. That's TJ's fucking line. I had trouble remembering the line. It's like you mind-melded. It's amazing.

I really did. I had a moment there. I was like, wait, that sounds like something I would say. I got to go. Donnie. You haven't said it, dude. I got to go. Donnie's shift's almost done at Supercuts. Donnie. You fucking said it. I gotta go. Donnie's shift's

almost done at Supercuts. Donnie's at Supercuts? They let him suit the fucking floor. He got laid off of Fantastic Sam's? Don't even get into it with that, Toad.

Don't get into it with him. All right, thanks. I'm sorry we had to leave on such a down note about Donnie. Good to see you, man. You wanna work out or drink protein shakes?

I'm fine, I'm fine. Yeah. All right, Mark Wahlberg. He's good. It's always so fun to have him stop by. It's a little time consuming, but I enjoy it. It's crazy. All right.

He owes me $70. So we're going to play the Leonard Mulde game, and TJ gets to go first because he won in that game we just played. What a surreal experience. He won in an extremely unfair and biased game. I thought he would do his own lines. Who, Mark? Yeah, yeah, a lot of people make that mistake

because I forgot to say that it's not just his movies. He probably also said that in The Happening. He says it in every movie. It's his I'll be back. But he let TJ have it for the one movie? Yeah, he was trying to throw you a bone. Yeah, he threw me a bone. Look what it did. I'll be back. But he let TJ have it for the one movie? Yeah, he was trying to throw you a bone. Yeah, he threw me a bone. Look what it did. I fucking got killed.

Let's play the Leonard Malkin game. Let's do it. Let's really do it. Let's get excited about the possibilities of it. Rebecca? Wow, Rebecca's changed. Rebecca is from the television series Transparent.

Transparent's prequel to Transformers. Is there only one trans character in that show? It's just Jeffrey Tambor? For now. Right, he might meet. For now. That's so ominous. For now.

Not if I have anything to do with it. He'll make friends with one or something. One. Sounds so alien. Alright. So TJ gets to pick the first category. Then we'll go to Jonah and Etcetera. Good luck everybody. Am I Etcetera? Here we go.

Terribly bad. I don't even merit it. You don't even rate? You're Etcetera and Ken is no words at all. Fine. You guys will get your chance. Just stay boss and strong. You'll get your turn. I do every day when I get all. Fine. You guys will get your chance. Just stay Boston strong. I do every day when I get up. Want to do some lines?

And that's movies where people form a conga line at some point in the film for some reason. I don't think that's happened in any of your films. Celebrating your birthday today, Skeet Ulrich. The great Skeet Ulrich. So the films, Skeet Ulrich. The great Skeet Ulrich. So the films of Skeet Ulrich.

Or, plural. This is a fun category. What was Skeet in? You're asking me what he was in before we play a game where you have to guess movies that Skeet was in? He was in a TV show. He was in a TV show called Jericho. There you go. That helps out a little bit.

Poor man's Johnny Depp. Or another way you can go with this is not pick this category. I like the name of his store brand, Johnny Depp. You could just totally skip over this category. Because your third option, I think you're going to love it. It's actually Jacob J. Dainman. Yeah. I'll take Jacob Dainman. Are you taking notes, Ryan, so this will be easy tomorrow?

Okay, good. Because he has to get up tomorrow morning and fix this. The episode was only four minutes. It was really weird. I hacked it. The show is mostly numbers. Drew Barrymore or less. Drew Barrymore or less.

And that's movies with Drew Barrymore or Kate Hudson. That's very funny. Which one of those would you like? I'll do that one. Would you like a Drew Barrymore or Kate Hudson movie from, I don't know if they ever worked together, from 2008 or 2009? 2009.

Let's keep it fresh. What is it? Drew Barrymore or Kate Hudson for real? That's the category? Yeah. Or. Not and. Might not even get to you, Ari.

Don't panic. Three stars from Leonard for this movie. He says... Did you just smash that cookie? Yeah, he cookie assaulted some girl in the front row. Flicked it right in her mouth. American sniper. Smash.

That is an actual... Join the army. Flick it in her mouth. American Sniper. That's how you train. That's all it is. Just throwing cookie in female mouth. This movie has scenes of Rome's famous...

Cinecita Studios. Cinecita. That's not famous It's where It's where Fellini Made his film Cinecito Studios Cinecitos

It's pronounced Mozzarella Oh okay It's pronounced Brata Leonard also calls This movie Lavish

And it's an adaptation So it's not An original work It's an adaptation. So it's not an original work. It's an adaptation of something. Oh, Mamma Mia, right? Right? That could be the answer. He lists nine names.

How many names do you think you can get it in, TJ Miller? Who has an astounding record on this show. According to the statistician following the show, he has won on like 60% of his appearances on the program. There's a statistician following the show, he has won on like 60% of his appearances on the program. There's a statistician following the show? Hang on, hang on. It gets worse. And you've never once, even though you win a lot,

you've never once successfully named a movie. I wouldn't believe that. I wouldn't believe that's possible. I'm going to be throwing stats at people now that I got a guy. You got a statistician. He could be making up the stats, but I will run with him anyway. He goes in the after show and they go over the stats. Yeah.

Yeah, his Twitter name's difficult to say. That really is it? It's like underscore J underscore lay underscore. I think that's it, yeah. J lay stats. And if you follow through there, you can get to the rabbit hole that is the statistics from this show. Like what movie you won on, what the answer was, everything. Well, that's a strange way to spend your time, sir, but I appreciate you.

Good way to get disability. I can do it in nine. It's like people just appreciate that he did it. Like people appreciate that you think of jokes and tell them in a public setting. No, I love that he does it. Hey, little buddy. No, you were really mean to him. What's his name, J-Ray?

He's not dying. What's his name? What's his name? Is it J-Ray? Might be. J him. What's his name, J-Ray? He's not dying. What's his name? Is it J-Ray? Might be. J-Ray. Little J-Ray. You're not dying. You're not going to die, little J-Ray. Eventually you will, but not

anytime soon. He's a doctor because he's wearing a robe. Dr. J-Ray. Oh, I'm a doctor. You're both doctors. Listen, J-Ray, I thought he was a doctor. Dr. J-Ray. I'm a doctor. You're both doctors. I thought he was the doctor. Dr. J. Lay. J. Lay's the doctor in his spare time. Doctors can deputize other doctors.

Doctor, doctor. How many did you say out of nine names? Nine. Okay, Jonah. TJ's never, according to the statistics. Oh, you're going to try to toss it to me in Moneyball yeah I'm turning from

Jonah Ray to Jonah Hill to prove that Moneyball Sam and Levine were here no tops would be blown do you say

name that movie name that movie ah alright well here's the problem so all I have is that he said it was lavish

it's lavish three stars and it's 2009 and never heard of Well, here's the problem. So all I have is that he said it was lavish. It's lavish. Italian. Three stars. 2009. Shot someplace he'd never heard of. And it was shot in Rome's famous Scenicite Studios. Mazzurri. Isn't that that porno star that ran for government there?

I don't know what you're talking about. Some ex-porno star. And your nine names. Nine names might help you, buddy. I don't think so. Are Ricky Tognasi. Now's the time that I tell everyone. Tognasiporno star. And your nine names. Nine names might help you, buddy. I don't think so. Are Ricky Tognasi. Now's the time that I tell everyone.

Tognasi's in this. Togga! Togga! Hey, I love the gods as much as anybody else. He loves when people call him Toggs because he hates

when people call him Nazi. Yeah. Ricky Tognasi. It's time that I say I've never seen a movie. Sophia. It's time that I tell you, guys. I watched you watch the movie that you're in

that's a big hit. Sophia Loren. Nicole Kidman. Kate Hudson. Fergie is in this movie. Well, shit. Judy Dench. Which is weird coming right after Fergie.

I like that Dench stench. Penelope Cruz. What? I do. I like that dench stench. Penelope Cruz. What? I do. I like it. I'd like to be in and around it. Newly Best Actress Nominated Marianne Cotillard. Okay. And Daniel Day-Lewis. The movie is called...

You got this, TJ. You're so close because it is a musical, but it's called Nine. Ooh. Nine. It's called Nine? Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine. I hate that Nine, Nine, Nine commercial.

What happened? What are you questioning? I love that. Oh, somebody sounded like they made a question. No. TJ's on the board with one point. No, no. Hold on a second. No. TJ's on the board with one point. No, no. Why did TJ get it?

Hold on a second. No wonder he went so much. Now we know. Hey, this is fucking... I'm just trying to move this along. I'm sorry. He's moving along. You can put zero just as easily as nine.

All right, Joni. You get a point. Finally. This isn't like at midnight where you get it just for begging for it. You have to earn it. But he did earn it! I know, that's my points. Points! Alright, so we're going to start

with Ken and then go to Ari. Ken gets to pick the category. I go the opposite way now. Yeah, that's how it works. That's how you get the girl. The first category is science! Yeah! Can you say it? Science! Yeah! That's how you get the girl. The first category is science. Yeah. Can you say it?

Science. Yeah. We'll drop that in of this category. Keep going. That'll be fun. Yeah. That's science fiction movies that Leonard Maltin gave three or more stars because he was so excited about a science fiction movie. Or cocktail.

Cocktail. And that's movies that have drinks named after them at the Arclight Cinemas on Sunset Boulevard definitely not doing that in Hollywood I don't think most people know the answers I don't think most people

have looked that's actually something I could you lived upstairs from the Arclight for a minute yeah but I used to work there

that's the only one I could remember but you remember the cocktails named after movies I did I remember the machete the machete oh the mach one I could remember. But do you remember the cocktails named after movies? I did. I remember the machete. The machete?

Oh, the machete. I thought that was a weird one. Yeah. I'm going to go with science. Yeah, then. Your third option. Oh, third option. Is Inherent Lice, which of course is summer camp movies.

Oh, no. Or I should say camp movies because I can't keep track of what time of year the kids are going. Well, it doesn't look like summer. I think you were right. Ernest was going to camp nonstop. Sometimes it's around spring. I should say camp movies because I can't keep track of what time of year the kids are going usually summer Ernest was going to camp non-stop yeah he had all sorts of camps he had a prison camp that he went to

he did go to prison that's an internment camp that's what I'd ask for if I could buy it are you thinking of the day the clown cried I think it wasn't Ernest it was Jerry Lewis I confuse them all the time. Anyway, I'm going to go with science, yeah.

Okay. I guess I should have just let you go with it when you asked for it. That's all right. When you asked for it the first time. Let's speed it up.

Move this along, yeah. Would you like a science fiction film from 1977 or 1993? Let's go 77. Interesting choice. Four stars from Leonard. Superb. Intelligent. Sci-fi.

But you knew that. Says this movie was re-edited at some point. Who the re-edited editor? Who re-edited it? Yeah, who re-edited it? It also says this movie has Impressive cinematography And he lists

A mere Six names How many names Can you get it Ken Reed I'm gonna go Of the Boston Reeds I'm gonna go

Three names Three names Ari Shaffir Fuck So you give me The bottom If I wanna beat it You give me the bottom Two If I want to beat it, you give me the bottom two names? Yeah, if you say two, you got to hear only two names from the bottom.

Okay, before I answer, I'd like to ask Jonah real quick. There's literally no way I can get it in two names. But if I say two, are you going to challenge me? You fucking ain't right, I am. You put me in a tough position then, Jonah. Jonah takes our prisoners. I'm going to make this idiot name it. Ken. You guys just met. I'm going to make this idiot name it. Ken.

You guys just met. I know. No, he's not wrong. Three names. Okay, Ken, what did you say? How many? Three. Okay. It's only out of six, so it's probably a good bid on his part. It's 50%. Sure. Your three names,

I have faith in you, are Bob Balaban, Carrie Guffey, and Melinda Dillon. With three more names to go. 77 Bob Balaban. Vintage Balaban. Sounds like you're on a car lot.

That is vintage. Oh my god, that's sweet. That's cherry Balaban. Cherry Balaban. That's at his teethiest. It really blossomed. Driving a Ford Balaban. I'm going to go with Altered States.

Raise your hand in the audience if you know it. Not too many. That one guy. That guy too. Two beards. How is that a raising of a hand? You're if you know it. Not too many. That one guy. That guy too. Two beards. How is that a raising of a hand? You're just showing your hand. That is...

If I do know it, then I'll use this. That seems correct. It is Close Encounters of the Third Kind. Classic ballad band. So Ari's on the board with a point. Ari's got a point. Thank you. Not clapping. I'll remember on the board with a point. Ari's got a point. Thank you.

Not clapping. I'll remember that. I'll remember it. Who's an idiot now? It's me. The bidding comes to a quick stop with you guys. So maybe the same thing will happen again because TJ gets to start and then go to Jonah.

And TJ gets to pick between Tango and Cash. That's a film that has a dance contest Why doesn't Jonah have to start? Have to start? It's an honor. I wish. It's a privilege. I wish, TJ. Tango and Cash. This is no time to question the rules.

I'm just saying Jerry Lewis made a comedy film called The Day the Clown Cried and it's about him bringing children to the ghetto. It's not entirely a comedy. It's more of a rom-com. But no one's ever seen it. Only a few people have ever seen it. Very few, yeah.

Why did that come up? I wanted to tell you guys. I don't know if you knew or not. Like a human annotation? Yeah, exactly. Thank you very much. Tango and Cash is a movie

with a dance contest in it. L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L The Babadookie is horror movies that Leonard gave two stars or less. Which one of those do you like? I think Tango and Cash. All right. The year is 1969. Strictly Ballroom, right? 69. Okay.

Three and a half stars from Leonard. Sure, sure. He says about this movie that... And the answer can be or can't be Tango and Cash I don't think there's any kind of dance competition in that movie

The dog can move Turner and Hooch K911 K9 This movie won an Oscar to the person who was an actor in the film for best supporting actor. Leonard calls it fascinating in a sentence that suggests the word fascinating, period. And he says it's based on a novel, and he lists seven, 12 names.

It's based on a novel. How many can you get it in, TJ? 12 names. Dance contest. Novel. V.I. Warshawski. You don't just guess it. Six Warshawski's?

Oh yeah, six Warshawski's. That's what my parents used to call it. How many names do you think it would take you to get it? How many were there? 12. 12 names, says everybody on the panel. I'll take 12. Okay.

Good opening bit. Jonah, are you really going to do this? I could have bluffed, man, but you can't fuck me on this. This is going to fuck my stats up permanently, bro. You understand? I'm trying to fucking play college ball, man. Don't fuck me on this.

In the name of Jacob J. Canavan, I say name that movie. Jacob J. Canavan. I'm going to use that as an exclamation from now on. You're going to flip my stats completely. I think you can get this.

I think you can get this. No way. No way. No way. I way. No way. I mean, I'm saying no way that this is even happening. This is very interesting. Here's your 12 names. I'd give you the clues again, but we'll see how the names do you.

I've never seen a movie. You've said that. That's why it's so magical for me. I keep it magical that way. I've never seen a movie you've said that that's why it's so magical for me I keep it magical that way I've never seen a film that's why when you're in a movie you don't even realize what a movie is

Paul yeah exactly Ryan turn off turn off every microphone except for teaching I'm just I'm just watching why are the lights off

Paul Paul Mantee Paul Mantee is in this movie Paul Man Paul Mantee Paul Man Art Matrano let's have some tea Art Matrano Paul Mantee is in this movie. Paul Mantee. Paul Mantee. Let's have some tea.

Art Metrano is in this movie. RV Toronto. Severin Darden is in this movie. Al Lewis is in this film. Michael Conrad. Alan and McCleary.

Bruce Dern. Bruce Dern. Dernsy was in this movie. Bonnie Bedelia. That's what she sounds like. Red Buttons. That's the one that really piqued my interest. Gig Young is in this movie.

What year was it? Red Buttons is in it? Yeah, yeah. 69. Gig Young is in this movie? What year was it? Red Buttons is in it? Yeah, yeah. 69. Gig Young, Susanna York, Michael Sarazin, and Jane Fonda. Michael Sarazin?

Michael Sarazin. Yeah, Michael Sarazin. Is he in it? No, his name's not Sarazin. Look, if Michael Sarazin is in it, then I in it? No, his name's not in it. Is Michael Cera's in it? Look, if Michael Cera's in it, then I know what it is. I don't remember him

being in a movie with a dance contest ever. If Michael Cera's in it, I won't know what it is. There was a band battle in one of his films. Michael Cera? Yeah. Do you know he had to fight teen pregnancies? You don't know it.

Just say you don't know it. I don't think you can get it. Let's just end this thing. Jane Fonda? Let's do it. Let's finish her off. 69? Mm-hmm.

Dance contest? Yes. I mean, Saturday Night Fever? Oh, my God. I've never seen a film dude that was not a bad guess I think people were just kind of shocked that you may have said something that was right

it's close can we guess what it is? it's kind of ballparky that was later but this movie's called They Shoot Horses Don't They? that's correct Henry knew the answer but Jonah is our

winner. That's a question. Jonah wins. Where is this person? Where are you at? Come get your prizes. Oh, yeah. You like cookies? Hey, haven't you won before?

No. Okay, cool. Neither have I. What were you going to do if you have? Give it back if you have. Where do I know you from, though? I won on that midnight. Oh, I see you at that midnight. That's cool. Were you there today? And I won that today, too. It's a good day for Jay Ray.

Spoilage! Jay Ray's taking them batteries double A. This is my day. That's why you have to come see the show live. Because you're the only ones that know that he's going to win. If he has a battery, he'd be a double A. They're going to know on the west coast in about an hour. But you know before everybody.

Did you just fall asleep and wake up again? In the middle of that day. He has Parkinson's. I have sleep napnea. Sleep napnea. I just nap out briefly. Just rest in my eyes, man. Sleep napnea. Sleep napnea. I just nap out briefly. Just rest in my eyes, man. Yeah, yeah.

I gotta conserve my energy to get through this. Hey, we made it. We made it to too long. It's eight o'clock, so let's wrap it up, gentlemen. Ken Reed, what else are you doing out in L.A. while you're here? Doing a couple shows. Doing Jonah's show tomorrow night. The Meltdown.

The Meltdown. Cool. Always a blast. tomorrow night. The Meltdown. Cool. Always a blast. Always full. Get there early. Stand around in a comic book store. Yes. And what else is up, buddy? That's it. Then I have to go back to Boston. Back to Boston doing shows. People should come out and see your shows because it's so cold out. They should go see the show.

Come out and see the shows. It's like The Shining but with comedy. Okay. Fair enough. Thanks for being here. Good to see you. Ari Shafir, what's going on that we didn't mention earlier? My new special, Paid Regular, is out now. Yeah. On demand.

Thank you. Fucking hilarious. Who is this guy? Where's this guy at? He's in the middle. Denim. Oh, this is going to be fun. I'm going to try to get it to you.

Oh, so close! But now somebody else gets your ID. Somebody else has your identity. You can get into a bar tonight. Who do you want me to say is the shithead at the end, dude? Just yell it out and don't take your time. Okay, you got it.

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Thank you. Wait, whose shit am I missing? Mine. Oh, I already got his okay cool and I got yours buddy

what's going on TJ new season of Silicon Valley yeah second season Silicon Valley

Goreburger yeah hopefully more Goreburger soon and yeah it looks like I might do this movie Deadpool

so that would be cool seems like people like that and it's a really funny character Yeah, it looks like I might do this movie Deadpool. No shit. Yeah. That would be cool. Seems like people like that, and it's a really funny character. So like Ryan Reynolds couldn't do it after all? No, no, he's doing it. Oh, okay. I'll be inserted. I thought you were announcing that you're Deadpool.

Can we just say that for now just to get that out there? You're Deadpool. Yeah. DJ Miller is Deadpool, everybody. I'm definitely not Deadpool in Deadpool. That's as Deadpool, everybody. I'm definitely not Deadpool in Deadpool. That's what Deadpool would say. You're in a Deadpool state of mind for sure.

Thank you, dude, for being here. It's always a pleasure when you come by, as it is with all of my guests. Let's hear it for all of them. Yay! Thank you. Thank you. And as always, Michael Bay is a shithead

people who can't yeah weigh in on all of these please someone into butts could be said to be a shithead people who can't use their words are a shithead I gotta give this back to Amanda she just throws it upon the floor a shithead. I gotta give this back to Amanda.

She just throws it upon the floor. She can come grab it. The DVD's not inside. The precious DVD. And President Ronald Reagan is a shithead. Yeah! Yeah, finally. Watch another talkie Eyes of gold and viewing prowess makes him Pocky, there's no room in his heart for you Cause Doug loves movies