Doug Loves Movies - T.J. Miller, Brendon Walsh, and Tim Stack Guest

Episode Date: August 12, 2012

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Doug hates candy wrappers, greedy babies, sticky seats with 50 azepop or kernels in his teeth. They're still not warm, then he won't see, cause Doug loves movies! Hey everybody My name is Doug and I love movies Yeah I do Hell yeah I do This is Doug Loves Movies Coming to you from Comedy Works In Denver, yeah

On Sunday August 12th Two Oceans 12 At 420-ish. Thank you to all of you for coming to this first ever Douglas Movies TV in the state of Denver. Yeah. And, uh, yeah. And on June 27th, we did a stand-up show here at Comedy Works, and we played the Leonard Maltin game with audience members,

and the winner of that showdown won a guest slot today on the show. But who will be joining him? Let's look in the prize bag, you guys. Let's see what's going on in the bag see if there's any clues a couple of Criterion Collection Akira Kurosawa movies yes Seven Samurai and High and Low

so that may be someone that would participate in one of those we'll be here a t-shirt that says and low, so that may be someone that would participate in one of those. We'll be here. A t-shirt that says Sunset Junction Organic Medicine. It's the dispensary that one of my guests visits in California.

So give them a nice plug and congratulations on still being open. Because they're cracking down out in L.A., and it sucks. We also got maybe the final Freak Dance sticker, my CD, Smug Life,

Professional Humor Idiot, a pair of sunglasses. Those look nice, right? They say Comedy Network on them. So somebody was at Just for Laughs in Montreal and got that in his swag bag or whatever.

And then a DVD. I'm not going to show you until this person gets out here because it will totally spoil the surprise I'm about to spoil anyway. Please welcome Denver. Please welcome to the stage your own Tim Stack and also Brendan Walsh and Denver's also very own T.J. Miller. It didn't happen. It really didn't happen. It happened.

It really did happen. It happened. It happened. I tried as I could, and I came back home. And we have a copy of your No Real Reason Extended, Uncensored Comedy Central DVD. And that is two and a half minutes longer than the original. And it's got all the greatest hits.

Me going, uh, uh, uh, uh. Me going, wait, oh yeah, okay. It's just all my stutters in between the jokes. They love it according to one person I don't unfortunately I don't even think she said we want it

or she loved it I think she said she loved it yeah no she said I want it it was a big difference between love and wanting

it's like when you walk across the street and see a hobo that's like, please, let's have intercourse. And you're like, I want it. I wonder how she feels about Kurosawa movies. Yeah, exactly.

Silence. So that's everything that's in the prize bag and thank you to you three gentlemen for being here let's start with Tim Stack audience winner everybody yeah thank you Doug you came from within

you came from within it's perfect it's like the Olympic fever in here it's all people that have a fever because they're sick of the Olympics. And we came here to not hear about it, so I'm sorry I brought it up.

But please listen to my spinoff show, Doug Loves Olympics, that is going to run only when Olympics aren't happening. It's going to be about how much I miss the Olympics when they're not going on. It's a very complicated program. How long? Is it a full two years?

Is it less because the next one's going to be in winter? I don't know how it works. You're Manny Interests on Twitter. That's right. And it's good to see you again. Good to see you, Doug. What's going on with your shirt here? It's The Roots. Oh, okay. I love The Roots. It's all the different records. It's just a list of all the

records they put out? Yeah, it's like a food label. Oh, yeah. Yeah. She wants it. She wants it. The lady wants her shirt. For. Yay. She wants it. She wants it. That lady again. That lady wants her shirt. Give her your shirt for food labels. Yay.

We need them to know what's inside. Nutritional information. What, what? So have you been training for this Olympic-like event today? All these games you're going to have to play against these veterans? Veterans. Look into my eyes and see me defeating you

at building title. He's got extra crazy hair today, too. Scary. I told myself I was going to train, but then it just went by the wayside. Yeah, but you listen to the show.

And that's a massive amount of training. Because these guys do not listen to the show ever. I have not heard one episode. They barely listen when they're on it. And that brings me to Brendan Walsh is here, everybody. Hi, everybody. Brendan, Brendan, Brendan,

Brendan, Brendan, Brendan, Brendan, Brandon, Brandon, Brandon, Brandon Thank you, thank you White power, I mean, what's up? I mean, hey, how's it going? You've been out in the sun, it should be red power Red power And you, uh You were there yesterday.

We went to the UFC fights, courtesy of our friend Joe Rogan. Yeah, and it was a lot of fun. But the title card, the main fight, was a guy named Benson Henderson. Oh, yeah, yeah. He was fighting. And when the crowd started chanting, Benson, Benson, I took out my phone. I was fumbling with it. and Brandon's like, you're gonna tape them yelling Benson.

Oh no! Did you really catch him? Oh yeah, he really caught me about to do it, and then they stopped chanting it, and then every time, and then he kept trying to start it up again. And it was one of those fights where it was hard to get a chant going because it was two guys just dancing around for five rounds.

And everybody thought the other guy should have won. I like that you put that as your ringtone. I didn't know what I was going to do with it. You put it as your ringtone and then when you're on the subway, I don't know why you would ever be on the subway. I ride the subway once in a while.

Your phone starts ringing. It's like, Ben said, Ben said. You just look over to a stranger and's like, Benson, Benson, Benson. You just look over to a stranger. You go, yeah, I do very well. That's actually not my ringtone. It's on speakerphone. I think your ringtone is just that Benson chant.

And then when you do it on the subway, it's like, Benson, Benson. And then you look at a stranger and you go, they're saying Brendan. We also did, I don't know if anybody... The recording came out really shitty, too, so... It's just vague enough, you know? It just sounds like people just yelling, just making noise. Did anybody see us photobombing the

fighters as they entered the octagon? Yeah, every time they would enter to their song and they'd go down that one hallway, we would just get on the rail and try to touch them as they entered the octagon. Yeah, every time they would enter to their song and they'd go down that one hallway, we would just get on the rail and try to touch them as they walked by. We touched a bunch, yeah. We tried to get them to touch us. That was the other fun thing, trying to get the ring girls to wave at us.

Two of them did. Just because we'd be... If she would look out into the crowd, we'd just be out there. Unbelievable. Two beautiful overgrown idiots. If she would look out into the crowd, we'd just be out there. There you go. Unbelievable. Two beautiful, overgrown idiots. Just two ring girls.

But we were on a tear. Every fighter we touched and that touched us won the fight. Yeah, they won their fight, the ones that were willing to touch us. What kind of little girls are you that you're like, we touched him. We touched him.

He made it more exciting. We got a real big piece of. Oh, I touched a neck sweat all the way back around his head. I like to get to know someone before I root for them. Yeah. Even if it's just a really quick touch. TJ Miller's here, everybody. Yeah.

I'm sorry I'm such a... No, no, no. I loved your scene in Rock of Ages, or as Jeff Garlin refers to it, Grandma's Cock of Ages. I mean, when will it end, right? He just won't stop leaving voicemails.

Keep going. The rematch is going to happen, though. You and Pete and Jeff Garlin are going to be together on the same stage. But we've got some new contenders that I've got to work in. Pete's ego was so damaged

that I don't know if he can ever come back on podcast. He only scream laughs at half the decibel he used to. I'm having a good time. Have fun with me too. I'm afraid of dying. I bet you Pete Holmes is the least popular podcast in the hungover people demographic.

Oh my God. It's a bit rough. It's just all, his entire demographic is hard of hearing. They're like, I love how he softly is excited about things. They're like, I love how he softly is excited about things. And if you didn't like that, then it's my fault. Do you have any movies in the can, TJ? And by that, I mean films with you in the bathroom? Well, recently, I took apart She's Out My League.

I cut it up into pieces, and I mashed it into a tuna can. So I've got that. There are no movies, but I'm in The Good One Games, which is coming out on Fox. It's a new situation comedy. I'll be playing an ex-con with a heart of gold

who's got a daughter but also can't stop stealing. Anywho Is that how he got the heart of gold? He lifted it from somewhere? He just always looks paraplegic He No

No but seriously What are you up to? What are you working on? The Goodwin Games is a new situation comedy On Fox It's about three siblings How different How much

Do you think it got greenlit Because people think it might be like the Hunger Games? It's enough like it, yes. The working title was The Twilight of the Games Hungry. I did think it passed the first round. That could not have tested well. A focus testing.

Point being. Yeah, so the Goodwin Games, and then also there's a show Mashup on Comedy Central that I'm hosting and made up and it's

we'll see what happens with it please enjoy it I hope you do there's amazing comedians on it and we want to get a second season

and get it to be more focused yeah no one knew how to respond to that and neither do I. I don't. There's one girl over there that said she's going to do it. She's the same girl every time. She's going to take care of it. I'm so excited.

She's all about positive energy. She's so excited. Yes! Enjoy it! Tarzana! 818 till I die! I played baseball. Female Pete Holmes. Roasting Brody Stevens, he's not even here. But hopefully you all feel connected.

I just said that to alienate as many people as possible. I just said that to alienate as many people as possible We'll be getting to the games portion in a second But let me just quickly go through and talk about recent movies Brendan and I, it was you right? Yeah that was us I did recently have on a beard. I was wearing a false beard. We saw the campaign yesterday.

Yeah. And we enjoyed that together. I thought it was very funny. Yeah. Did you guys see it? Saw it this morning. It's good, right? It's kind of an unfortunate, it's a hard subject to laugh at,

how fucked up and stupid American politics are right now. Yeah. It's kind of hard to be like, ha ha ha, they hit the nail on the head, everything is corrupt. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. There's not a real... I've never seen it like this before. But it's really got silly and dirty parts in it

that were very, very funny. There's some really funny parts. And the funniest thing, though, before we went in there, I wanted to get... I was hungry before we went there, so I was like, I'll get a taco and just bring it in with me. And the funniest thing, though, before we went in there, I wanted to get, I was hungry before we went there, so I was like, I'll get a taco and just bring it in with me. And Doug was like, you won't be able to

get that in there. They wouldn't let us bring Jamba Juice in when I saw Sex in the City here. No way. Really? And I went, really? And I said, oh, you're fucking with me. You thought that's just something I said to be funny. Yeah.

I didn't know it was a factual thing. you're fucking with me. No. And then when we're getting there... You thought that's just something I said to be funny. Yeah, I... I didn't know it was a factual thing. It is a funny sentence. I knew it as I was saying it. That's why I included all the information.

I could have just said one time I couldn't get a juice in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta cut it off after sex in the, you know? Don't finish that even.

But there's so many movies that make a juice in off after sex in the, you know? Don't finish that even. But there's so many movies that are confusing. Hey, look, a bird. Exactly. We saw a lot of trailers yesterday, too, before the movie. I can't remember which one. The Bradley Cooper movie looks insane. Oh, Lord, yeah. Directed by David O. Russell, who I normally like quite a bit.

Is that hit and run? No, it's called Silver Playbook Linings. Silver Linings Playbook. Silver Linings Playbook is what it's fucking called. And it turns from like

they should just put a camera at every box office, every theater in North America and find the person who says the right name when they go to buy a ticket out of the dozen or so that show up to see Bradley Cooper, handsomest man alive, according to People magazine, as a guy who's got mental problems. Yeah, living with his parents,

and then meet some lady who wants to fix him, and then all of a sudden, you remember the part where she's like, well, I'm in this big dance contest later, and I need a partner. And he's like, I can help you with that. like, well, I'm in this big dance contest later and I need a partner. And he's like, I can help you with that. By the way, this movie's about a dance contest. You don't know

until like halfway through the trailer. playbook? Yeah, and it's all about they fight together. Jennifer Lawrence from Hunger Games, they work together

to try to win a dance contest and cure their mental illness. Yeah, yeah. And Robert De Niro plays his dad. Really? Yeah, illness. Robert De Niro plays his dad. Really? Yeah, Robert De Niro

do anything. How does dancing cure mental illness? They decided to drop the... They decided not to go with the working title that they had of Rain Man 2012.

Dancing. Step up 3D. I am also Sam, they were going to call it for a while. I hope the local news got that part, because when they told me they might be filming in here today, I was like, oh shit, I'm going to say something. I'm going to talk about how I want to stab Tracy Morgan's son with my pecker.

My dick. I'm going to describe Silver Lining Playbook as retard breakdancing. That's too far. No, no, no. Too much. Because that's an actual movie coming out. It's starring the Wayan brothers.

Here's the deal. Just listen to me. It's a actual movie coming out. It's starring the Weyand brothers. Here's the deal. Just listen to me. It's a great story of love. TJ, have you been to the cinema? You know, I haven't been able to go to the cinema. Here we go. Here we go. He's going gonna answer.

But I saw Deer Hunter. Have you seen Deer Hunter recently? The Robert the Chimani film? The Chi-Chi Chimani film? I saw it once when it came out, and then every once in a while I revisit parts of it, but it's kind of hard. I watch it every

hour on the hour, Doug. Morning to night, every other month. But do you still enjoy the beginning where you watch a wedding in real time? Did you enjoy that? Where you see the whole reception? I like that the first hour of the film is the director going,

well, these are all the things we could choose from. So those were all our options. Now here's the rest of the movie. Like he just doesn't edit at all. Or they just, the first night of shooting, they just had a wedding and that was so everyone in the cast could get to know each other.

And then later they, later came the uglier parts. Very ugly. I don't understand, because there's a lot of controversy about the veracity of the film. Controversy now? Yeah, currently. It's a new controversy

30 years later? Or back in 1978? Doug, there is a comment board that is afire with threads that I started. It's at geocities.tjfiller.com. Listen to me, Doug. People are going nuts over it.

And there are five or six different usernames that are anagrams of T.J. Miller that are losing their shit over whether or not Russian roulette was ever a betting sport. But I also saw... I also saw I also saw The Long Goodbye, a Robert Altman

film. Have you seen that? I don't think I ever saw that. It's a good one. Barbara Streisand in that? You know, she should have been. You know, as I watched it I was like, this is missing something. She didn't always just act in musicals Like she could have walked in and just talked

Doug, that's just how I wish for things When I wish for something, I sing it She showed her tits in Yentl She showed her lentils at beaches That doesn't even make sense She's still alive She's still alive I don't think she's in beaches You know she isn't

But like I was saying before She seems like she should have been That's the core of what I was saying before, she seems like she should have been. That's the core of what I'm saying about Barbara Streisand. Some performers, you feel like they should be in things, you know? Like Paul Newman in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Don't laugh till you've tried it. Let's get that going.

Yeah, so I saw it, And then my lady friend made me watch The other Robert Allman Your lake friend? Yeah my lake friend She's a lady friend that I only see in the lake She's my lady in the lake friend Who played that part in the movie? In Lady in the Lake?

Oh wait Lady in the Water I think Lady and the Lake? Oh, wait. Lady in the Water, I think it was called. Shyamalan. M. Night Shyamalan. Some guy in the back that's like, I have a piece of information today. Shyamalan! Shyamalan! That you don't expect I'd need to use.

He was walking down the street going, I know I'm going to have to yell Shyamalan at some point. Shyamalan! Shyamalan! When it comes up, I'm going to have to yell Shyamalan at some point. Shyamalan, ding dong! When it comes up, I'm going to be ready. So I saw Three Women, which was another Robert Altman film. That is... That's got to be rough, right?

It's pretty difficult. Shelley Duvall at her most gorgeous. Hey, who are you to judge? Probably hot off of being chased around, or about to get chased around by an axe wielder. I almost said an axe-mielding weirderer.

Which is what they should all be called. An axe-mielding weirder. Have you been to the movies, Tim? I saw the campaign this morning. Yeah, you said that. And did you like it? Yeah, I thought it was a lot of fun.

Before that, Dark Knight three times. Three times? Holy shit. Good for you. Good for you. Part-time job. I'm still, I haven't done number two yet. Oh, well, maybe take a laxative.

Race to the poop joke. Brendan Walsh breasted the tape in the race to the shit joke. Almost broke his leg getting there. Hey, pal, ironically, he did not shit himself. Only pissed. All right, well, yeah, did not shit himself. Only pissed. All right. Well, yeah, we saw a campaign.

I'm trying to remember what other trailers we saw, though. There was something that looked really awesome. There was another weird one. Oh, there was that one. But they all show too much. Yeah, yeah. There was that one. It was based on a book.

The pie one? The pie one. That was a pretty entertaining trailer. Oh, Life of Pie. That trailer is nuts. Yeah. It's, I kept thinking that because they didn't say

the name of the movie until the end and so I guessed that the movie might be called Tiger Boat. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's just in a boat

with a tiger. He's in a boat with a tiger. It looks like when the trailer first starts, it looks like it's a story

of a little boy in a boat with a tiger and the tiger wants to eat him. Go. That is what this movie's gonna be about. Get some fancy cameras.

Lots of other stuff seems to go on. It's quite an interesting trailer. I hope it's a good movie. Does anybody here hungy for games? Oh, that Ben Affleck one looked good. That's the one that we thought. Oh, yeah, yeah. Another one that's hard to remember. It's called Argo. Argo, yeah. Yeah, and that does look good. I think Ben Affleck one looked good. That's the one that we thought. Oh, yeah, yeah. Another one that's hard to remember. It's called Argo.

Argo, yeah. Yeah, and that does look good. I think Ben Affleck knows how to make movies. He knows what he's doing, I think. Yeah. He's in the line for the Justice League movie. He's going to direct it, the Justice League movie. That's the rumor right now.

Yeah. Tim Stack, everybody. Tim Stack hitting it from the backside. Hollywood insider. Stack it, rock it, and then attacking it. You did train for this. You've been listening to the show going, well, I'm going to go in there

and actually say some stuff about movies that people might want to hear. I like his style. Have you seen Celeste and Jesse forever? I have not, no. Neither have I. Your move, Tim Stack. Is that another Robert Altman? What. Is that another Robert Altman?

What? Is that another Robert Altman? It isn't, but I've got three or four more I want to talk about. McCabe and Mrs. Miller, ladies and gentlemen. What's going on? McCabe's the loneliest gambler. There's less over-talking in that Altman movie because they're just in a cabin in the woods, right? Just a couple people. there's less over-talking in that Altman movie because of

they're just in a cabin in the woods, right? Just a couple people. That's what he's notorious for, right? Over-talking? Yeah, yeah. Tim, stop nodding. Get on the mic, motherfucker. There he is. He has a lot of overlapping dialogue

and people often refer to the T.J. Miller, Pete Holmes, and Jeff Garlin episode of this show as an Altman podcast. What a great group of people that are very effective in hurting people's feelings. Oh, I blocked them all. I write back, ha ha, blocked. Stack, are you an Altman fan?

Yeah, I dig him. Just kidding. The player? The player is very good. The player is a great one. Shortcuts is all right. I appreciate it. Especially if you, you know, like, movies about a guy who uses an earthquake

as an alibi for beating his wife with a rock. I prefer Tremors. I like Tremors. Tremors was not an Allman movie, but... But in terms of earthquakes... I like the way your mind works. I prefer it, yeah. I like the way your mind doesn't work.

Are you good, though? Are you good? Can we move on to the game section? You know what? I'd like to... You have an announcement to make. What? Yeah.

Thank you. Thank you. Hey, Brendan, I hope you, the audience, will sort of chant Brendan's chant, which is... Well, yeah. And there's definitely a guy who just the fucking night before Christmas

just tears open his presents. Nobody on that one? Okay, good. An announcement to make. Excuse me? Okay, good. I have an announcement to make. Excuse me? Okay. I have an announcement to make. Hey, this show doesn't need two hosts. Do you mind doing it so I can leave?

Thank you. I'd like to say I'm divorcing my wife, Karen, at 37 years, who is always supportive when it comes to shows, but when I'm not ready to say something, she 37 years, who is always supportive when it comes to shows. But when I'm not ready to say something, she yells out, say it! So that's my announcement.

We're having a party on Tuesday. 37 years, you got married when you were probably negative years? Doug, it's B-Y-O-D. Bring your own dip. The party. So basically, we'll have plenty of chips, but if you don't bring the dip, go fuck yourself. Dry chips.

Sick of these dip seekers. All they want is dip no you'll bring a bag of chips but fuck you where's the dip I'm no dip skipper smug life available now that was a

callback across other media yeah let's play how did Did This Shit Make? Yeah, it's a new game where you guys have to bid. We'll start with Tim, and then we'll let Brendan go at it, and then we'll let TJ have a crack. And you get to bid, Price is Right style, on how much you think a certain movie made

at the domestic box office here in the United States. That's what domestic means. And it will not be domestic in the Philippines. And you have to guess the right amount without going over, of course. Guam and

Puerto Rico count? What's the stance on territories? U.S. territories. You know what I'm talking about, Doug? Puerto Rico count? So what? Guam and Puerto Rico? What's the stance on territories? U.S. territories. You know what I'm talking about, Doug? Puerto Rico. What is it? Well, that's a question for boxofficemojo.com because I don't know the answer, but...

Boxofficemojo.com, are you here tonight? If you are, stand up. Nope. We're good on that then? I had three more things, but let's move on. The film in question is a motion picture

called Yogi Bear. Well, it looks like you guys just entered the Thunderdome. Fuck you guys. How much do you think? All you had to do was cheer for that. I know the exact amount of money that Yogi Bear 3D made. All right, well, you have to wait. You've got to let the other guys bid first.

Tim, what do you think? I'd say $120 million. $120 million? What? What? Tim! Are you a box office analyst? Brendan? Brendan This is just theatrical

Release right Okay What did you say 140 And also the times Where TJ Showed it to people In their homes

Oh Which cost 850 That's a steal I'll say Boy I don't know. Oh, yeah. Should I go $1?

Can I do that? Hey, audience, do not help. Hey, Dan, shut your mouth. That's my father in the back. You don't know

a goddamn thing about it. It made $25. Leave me alone, Dan. I'll say, you go back to Glendale. I'll say $89 million. All right, so we go to TJ. We've got $120. We've got $89.

We like sugar. What did you say? This young lady wants to say $121. $121. $121. Million. Yeah, she said million. Million. Just in case all of us were like, $121. What the hell are you thinking, lady?

At least $1,210. Come on, we're going to run out of time for Plinko. Come on, we're going to run out of time for Plinko 100 100.402 million dollars Domestic So, Brendan is our winner with the bid The bid of 89 million

Because you went over It's 100.2 million According to Box Office Mojo Because you went over. It's 100.2 million. According to Box Office Mojo. Hey, Doug, did you count the times that I screened it in my own fucking house? Looks like I won this round, Benson. Benson! Benson! Benson! Wait, let me record it.

Ben said, Ben said, Ben said, Ben said, Ben said. You don't want to do it. That's how this show is going to open from now on. We're going to play that for 30 seconds before the theme song comes on. Because the theme song startles people. Dog hates. You're eased into it more of it.

It's like, bad thing. You gotta slowly maintain it. And what I love tonight, I love it, every time I go on the road, you guys are probably

sitting there thinking, we could clap along to this theme song. And, until I play for an all black crowd, it's never gonna, it's never gonna happen.

I gotta say though, you do, you're, you know, the theme song is startling I think there's gotta been at least a few

people in their cubicles every year that are drinking coffee like well I'll start my day with some Doug loves

movies can't wait to start it I'll have a sip of coffee as I press play what the hell is that Pete Holmes at his fucking job?

Where does Pete Holmes work? Works writing for me. That Benson chant, that's how Robert Guillaume's podcast starts. What is that, Tim? You don't have to. What do you mean?

Robert Guillaume, Benson. Robert Guillaume. Didn't he just die? No, but he's thinking about it. Just a lot of paperwork. Okay, let's play some build a title. Let's play one round of build a title, because people love it. Now, because we're in Denver, we're going to start with...

Brendan won the last round, so he's going to go first. And then we'll go to Tim and then to TJ. And the first title... Okay. Did you think you were supposed to do something already? I already have a Denver-titled movie in my head. Oh, I don't think that's how it works.

I don't think you movie in my head. I thought it was... Oh, I don't think that's how it works. I don't think you get... I don't think you get... What if there was the first person to imagine it? No, I'm saying because we're in Denver, I've chosen as the starting title a movie that starred John Denver. And it's called Oh God. Okay. Oh God.

So you need something that ends in O or begins with God. Not some crazy made-up thing. Oh, God. So you need something that ends in O or begins with God. Not some crazy made-up thing. Oh, yeah, yeah. God. Oh, wait. Ends with O. God-O?

God-O. You want to go with God-O? It's a musical. The title theme is amazing. Gato. Gato. All right, you're out. I don't know what's happening.

I can't think. I was thinking, oh, God, you devil. You look so stunned. Yeah. I just, I can't think of any. Oh, God. Oh, Gods and Monsters. Okay. It's a movie.

All right, I'll allow it. That's a movie? It is. It is a movie. Fuck yeah. You know what, Doug? It is a movie. It starts getting checked on box office bullshit.

I'm just happy that Brendan's alarm worked today. He was able to make it. So, Oh Gods and Monsters comes to Tim now. Go to Tim. What?

Yeah. Switch the order around. Monsters Inc. Okay, so we Switch the order around. Monsters, Inc. Okay, so we've got Oh Gods and Monsters, Inc. So that's not that hard, you guys. Something that starts with Inc? Think about it. Oh,

Think has Inc in it. Does it help me at all? Oh, that's a red herring. I'm confusing you. That's a red herring. I'm confusing you. That's a red herring. Cloverfield! That was a terrible impression. Don't feel bad about that impression. Anything?

Oh Gods and... What is it again? Oh Gods and Monsters Inc. Oh Gods and Monsters Inception. Now, if that don't stick in Colorado, I don't know what do.

Okay, so you're out, and we go to... Wait a second! Hold on! Doug? We go back to Brendan. Doug, certain people pronounce things differently. Can I say hustle and flow God? Mm-hmm. Okay, yeah, I'll do that.

That's correct. Let's start the game from the beginning. Now you get it. Hustle and flow, gods and monsters, ink... Except him. No-ception, no-ception. Ink-ception. No-ception.

I'm not making an exception for ink-ception. What if you're eating popcorn and you're about to say, I can't wait to see Inception, and you go, I can't wait to see ink-ception. What if you're eating popcorn and you're about to say, I can't wait to see Inception. And you go, I can't wait to see Inception. It's just a little kernel in your throat, Doug. It's like a milk bubble. It's a little what? Milk bubble.

A little milk bubble. Because you're eating milk duds. Tim. I'm out. You don't have anything? No For ink? Ink?

No Ink? Why do you think it's so easy? Haven't you ever seen Haven't you ever seen Incredibles? That's the same as Inkception

You can fuck yourself Doug Benson I won't let you do this To me on my soil Not on my soil Doug Benson I thought that was weird I thought that was weird You put all the dirt me on my soil. On my soil. Doug Benson. I thought that was weird you put all the dirt on the stage before we started.

Why are we on this soil? Whose soil is this? It should be a place of play. Can we do it on your mulch? Soil and green as people. I challenge that. I challenge that. Can we do it on your mulch? Soil and green as people.

I challenge that. I challenge that. Well, this podcast is going to be up for protest. They're going to have to delay the release of it. It really doesn't matter. Send it to the podcast administration. It's like pissing in the wind while you're yelling and your urine stream jumps back up. Well, that does matter.

Not to me. Not after all these years. There could be bystanders. Let's play another game. So I won that one, too. Yeah, you're cleaning up. Tearing it up. Yeah, yeah.

It must be all those winning fighters that you touched. That's right. They touched me too. You've got competitive luck now on your side. You're going to need it for this next game. Those were warm-ups

that you guys were thinking about so hard. This is going to get real real fast. ABC, these nuts. I've never heard of that one. Have you ever heard of this, Brennan? Nope. Neither of us have ever heard of it.

This is where Tim knows it, of course. Yep. Tim from the three-point line. Swish. Laser accuracy. That was a good impression. So, Brendan, since you won that one, we'll let you go first, and then we'll go to TJ. And how does it work?

I'll tell you right now. All right. It's called ABCD's Nuts because we... Oh, my God. You pulled your nuts out. Jesus, Tim. Leave them in the pants. Christ Almighty, Tim. Leave them in the pants. Christ almighty, Tim.

I know you're excited. It's a game where you go through the alphabet and name movies with the next letter in the alphabet. It goes almost famous. Then the next guy says Batman. The next guy says Catwoman. The next guy says Dick.

That kind of thing. But we're not going straight through the alphabet this time. I like to now use different phrases. Okay. So today we're going to spell out the phrase Denver, yeah. Yeah! That's right. And as an additional bonus

and an inconsequential coincidence that might happen, if you say the movie that I've pre-written down that begins with that letter, like Match Game, then you automatically win the game. Oh, wow. Yeah, but that's out of all movies that begin with that letter. What's that? Start with D. Do I continue each one?

No, no. Next we'll go to TJ. You just have to name a movie that begins Start with D Do I continue each one? No, no Next we'll go to TJ You just have to name a movie that begins with letter D Audience, please don't help out Dr. Doolittle Correct I wrote down Deep Impact Okay

We go to TJ with letter E East of Eden East of Eden's good I wrote down Extract Ah, you're in Fuck Yeah That wrote down extract. You're in? Fuck. Yeah. That worked out funny

because you're in extract. Well, I know my strategy for the next round. We go to Tim with the letter N. Never ending story. Never ending story. I said nobody's fool. Brendan.

Oh, V. You get the letter V. Isn't there a movie called V? Please, no audience. No audience judging. I'll say Vendetta. Oh. Well, I mean... You're out. Oh, V for Vendetta.

The movie's called V for Vendetta. This time you're out. I'm not going to let you back in. V for Vendetta. The movie's called V for Vendetta. This time you're out. I'm not going to let you back in. Well, wait. V for Vendetta. Oh, I said... That was your third guess. No, I said V. V?

I thought you were giving me a funny look. And then just Vendetta. All right, fine. Fine. Okay. Which one did you write down? Oh, V for Van Damme. I'm kidding.

I wrote down Vegas Vacation. So E to you again. Can't say extract again. Extrasist. Extrasist? The Extrasist. We wantist? The Extrasist.

We want you to put more devil in our daughter. We gotta call the Extrasist. It's where an extra in the film is waiting for so long his head starts spinning. The Extrasist is the sequel to The Cyst. Also, it's the exorcist. That begins with a T, so that doesn't count. Is that really the T is in there? What's that?

It's called exorcist. All right. But it's still wrong. Or is it called inception? Inception. Inception. Yo quiero ver Inception.

Monsters Inc. Monsters Increibles. You know, you should have learned something from those Olympic gymnasts, those girls. They didn't complain about the last event while playing the next one. They just, right?

This crowd really does not care about the Olympics. Okay, I'll give you another chance, though. The movie begins with a he. What? What? This is his soil. All right, Tug. I'll take it here. End game.

What's that? It's a movie. Somebody look up. Who's in that one? What's that? Who's in that one? Well, it's a very obscure film, Tug. Somebody look it up Who's in that one? What's that? Who's in that one? Well, it's a very obscure film, Doug. Somebody looking up on their phones.

Okay, you're definitely out now. Not if there's a movie called Endgame. Oh, no, it's called E for Endgame. No, Brendan, it's called E for V. The movie V. Yeah, you're out. Is there a movie? What?

Called Endgame? Oh, I didn't look it up. I was just making some calls. You're just texting me like, rules don't matter here, mama. No, but you'd have to know something about Endgame to make it legit.

Doug, I saw it when I was very young. And then immediately after the film, a terrible thing happened to me and I'm not able to look back on that with any recollection You got anything, Tim? For E? Yeah

East of Eden Who said that? Guys, everybody chill Who said that last time? We're gonna to figure out whatever the fuck happens next. It's going to be okay. Exit to eat. Oh, exit to eat.

Okay, I'll accept that. I told him to say that. I told him to say that. I told him to say that. Let's go through the rest of the letters just for fun, though, because Tim's our winner. Under protest., protest. Under protest. Under protest.

Oh, Brandon's protest. Just for the hell of it, do another E movie. You got another one. Begins with E. Ernest Goes to Camp. Bam. You would. You would cheer for that. I put Easy Money, and then we have

Rock of Ages, Yellow Submarine, Eat, Pray, Love. All the President's Men and Harry and the Hendersons was my age. I just masturbated to Eat, Pray, Love

last night. Let me guess which part. It was the pray. I just can't. You went at it when she had the most on. I don't love hope, but I want hope. All right, that was fun. Right?

I thought it was. It's time for the granddaddy. And it'll probably take us a while to get through it so I'm glad we're ahead of schedule this is the big game the reason we're all here, the reason we brought name tags let's play the Leonard Malton game and let's see those name tags

I see Joe and I see, oh it's the she's out of my league but he changed it to Dylan oh that old ploy. Oh, wow. Wow, there's a lot of them. Yeah, geez Louise.

There's a really big titted woman with my face on it. I'm looking into a sea of craftsmanship. Except one woman is holding up a Toblerone and she just changed the B to an M. Tom Lerone. Which sounds like a guy who molests you in the B to an M. Tom Lerone. Which sounds like a guy who molests you in the back of an Italian restaurant. Nobody on that one? You really know Tom Lerone?

What's that? You know Tom Lerone too? Yeah, I've been out back a couple times for some garlic knots. Oh, you reached the end of your rope there. God damn it! I told them to make the mic cords really short so you couldn't do that.

He was going to walk through the whole crowd with a microphone. TJ's going deep. People in the back have a shot. Oh! No one really went for it. It's always the people

up front that really did it. Congratulations, Sarah Sarah. And she made a big sign that's got lights on it. Wait a minute. Did Graham Elwood sign this already? Yeah, I guess he brought that the last time. In fact, he signed his name Doug Benson.

Yeah, she must have been here when we were here a few months ago. And yeah, I kind of remember that sign. I love this sign. What a beautiful blue hue. What is that, foam core? You know, I was thinking that, but now I'm looking at it, I think it might be

tack board. Shit, I don't know. But it's, yeah, Sarah, and it just says, yeah, Denver, which I guess it's supposed to be Denver, yeah, but I don't know because I'm not a part of it in the weirdest way. What do you got, Brendan? Coal.

Same thing, I get my stocking every year. Coal. It says the name coal, and it's a sun with a smiley face on it. It's coming up over a city. I think that's probably Denver, right? Denver. It's Denver, but there's a weird

Asian sun attacking it. It looks like a South Park character, blown up real big and then attacked the city. Can I say that on the back? Brendan, did you see this? No, no, no. I thought it was a note. I'm sorry.

Is there a shithead on the back of yours? There's a shithead on the back of mine. Nope. Okay, good. We're safe. I think they wrote it on the front. We won't accidentally read it. And what do you have, Tim? It says Kel Bell, like Kill Bill.

Kel Bell, yeah. Volume. Kel Bill. Ghost Protocol. Volume. Ghost Protocol. Yep. And so Kel is the person? Over there. In the middle. It's Bill? Bill. So why did you write Kel Bill?

What does that mean? Maybe that's just what he thought it was called. That's a much better title. He's only heard people with weird accents say it. He just thought everybody in the movie just referred to Mr. Bill by just his last name. And his first name is Kel. And what does it say in the back? Nothing?

Okay, so we'll get shitheads from them later if need be. And who won that last game? I won the last one. Oh, Tim won the last one. Very good. I did. Good for you, Tim. We're going to play to two points.

Cheated. And thank you to everyone who brought festive name tags for the proceedings. And I apologize that my guests picked the worst ones. I didn't think... We tried. No, they're great.

Thank you. I want to take the side of all the people That are feeling disappointment right now Yeah That's the weirdest guy They're so good about disappointment in Denver Yeah, yeah Disappointed, yeah Sadness, yeah

Let's have a disappointment party, my place. Wear that shoe with the hole in it. Wear those underpants with that thing that sticks in you. What? I don't know. Wait, what? I got a gag at my place in Emerson poems. I tried also. I don't know.

It's good, you guys. We're doing good. There has been no drunken, you know, disturbance, like throwouts. Throwouts? Is that what we call them in the business? When someone has to leave a club, we call them a throwout? Throwouts and put-ins.

Let all the wealthy-behaved people put in the... Put-ins is when you grab somebody walking to another event and you're like, come in here. You're an audience member. You look well-behaved. Sit in the front row. Get on in here. Congratulations. You're a put-in. You, you're a throwout. Yeah, the throwout's like, thank you.

Well, I always theorize that there was like something about this club that it's like people, it's a really fun club, so there's always oneized that there was, like, something about this club that it's, like, people... It's a really fun club, so there's always one person that drinks too much. And I thought, well, I'll do my shows at 4.20. That won't be a problem, because it's too early in the day.

Then I had to be reminded that this is Denver, and it's fucking Sunday afternoon, and so... Denver's a drinking culture. People are going to be culture. Sunday, Sunday! Shut the fuck up day! Hold on, Doug. Hold on, Doug. Sunday, Funday is a

national holiday in Denver. Every single week we celebrate Sunday. In the state of Denver, yes. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. That was really rude, but I was laughing inside as I said it. Denver, it's part of the culture.

If you wake up at 10 a.m. and you're like, I'm going to have a beer, no one really judges that. They just go, what a fun guy. I'd like to be fun too. I'd like to be fun too. All the math. I dropped my pen.

I don't need it. I don't really need it, but I'm going to pick it up anyway. Make sure to have it. Mark Maron. All right, Tim. Lock the gates. Ah, everything's shit. Brandon's doing an impeccable impression of our man right now.

Just hunched over, angry forward. Fucking shit. What the fuck? Ah, sometimes it's what the fuck. Oh, hey, what the fuck. Hey, fuckatinos, fuckateers, fuck nuts. Tim gets to pick a category. Because we're playing the Leonard Moulton game, I think.

Yeah. At Teach AK, which I think stands for Alaska maybe, he suggested Fred Hot Summer, which is movies that have Freddie Prinze Jr. and the word summer in the title. Oh, Freddie. Yeah, there's three of them. Or... And no one's ever seen any of them.

Celebrating a birthday today is the actor George Hamilton. And yeah, so the films of George Hamilton. Yeah, that's a tough one. And then... I like that one that he did. I don't remember the name.

Where the older fellow was his father. I like that one. The older fellow was his father. I like that one. And at Hulkarino suggested the Bjorn Legacy. And that's movies that have ABBA songs in them. Wow.

Which one of those do you like, Tim? I think I've got to go with Freddie Prinze. Freddie Prinze Jr. is in this movie that also has the word summer in the title. Narrows it down to three by my estimation. One and a half stars from Leonard Maltin for this movie. Didn't care for it much. That's it, and then he signed it in blood. He says about this movie that it is a plotless mess.

And he also says that Jack Black appears unbilled. That's the end of his review. Also, a famous guy was there, but no one talked about it. Never see it ever. He throws in little factoids like that in there, in case you're a Jack Black completist and didn't realize. And there's ten names. How many names do you think you can get it in, Tim? I'm going to go big and go ten.

Ten names. That is big. I'll say nine. It's probably more like going small Nine is also a lot of names Feeling good about eight, Doug Wanting to do eight TJ says eight

Do we still get the year? Oh, I didn't say the year? Gotta say the year Let's say the year This is very important in this case All three of these movies were made in the same year probably They were actually made in the same year, probably. Probably. They were actually made in the span of two and a half weeks

in Freddie Prinze's father's backyard. What a crazy schedule he must have had to make three movies that are about summer at the same time. There was an A unit, a B unit, and a C unit. The year is 1998. What?

Yeah. 1998? I say name that movie, Tim. It's gonna be, Tim, take it to the judge. I'm trying to generate new catchphrases. You don't think you don't do that?

Because you never know what's going to catch on. Yeah, Denver doesn't mean anything. People love it. I invented talk to the hand. So take it to the judge. Could totally work. 1989, I invented talk to the hand. That's true. I started it. You're collecting residuals on that, yeah? Every time someone

says it, I get a check for a nickel. It's so weird they send you a check and not just a nickel. Costs more to cash those checks than a nickel. Alright. Costs $20 in gas.

My bank's in Boulder. And I live in Los Angeles. It's crazy. It's a bank slash dispensary. It's a good credit union. Your seven names. Tim. Oh, Tim, hey, let us have it.

Stack. Manny Interest on Twitter are John Hawks Jennifer Esposito Jeffrey Combs Bill Cobbs Matthew Settle

Muse Watson and Mekhi Pfeiffer who we all know from one of those Eminem songs. We couldn't get Michelle Pfeiffer. Alright, I'll go Summer of Sam. Oh!

That's a fun guess. Nope, wrong. Tim was sure he had it, Doug. The next name, maybe more names would help. The next name is Brandy. You're a fine girl. What a good wife you would be.

I know what you did last summer. But my life, my love, and the lady still know what you did last summer with Freddie Prinze Jr. and Jennifer Love Hewitt. So my friend Brendan gets a point. Congratulations, sir. The point goes to my friend Brendan.

I'll take it. Yeah, take it any way you can get it. Yeah, I know. I'm running out of friends. And once you've got it, you know what to do with it. Take it to the judge. Oh my god, it's catching on. Because I'm not doing it.

Let's have this be a catchphrase that Pete Holmes isn't a part of. Let's do a show where every time we say it, it gets a big laugh and he doesn't know why. Guys, here's what everybody listening and everyone in the audience has to promise us. If Pete Holmes ever says take it to the judge, you guys all have to go,

Boo! Boo! Your mother doesn't love you! Die, Pete. This hinges on someone in this audience ever seeing Pete Holmes live and him saying a phrase that nobody says.

Probably 0%. Well, we could fly out next time he's going to be here and hand out little flyers secretly to all the audience. How about we use the internet? No, we still want to do it by hand with flyers. We're grassroots style. Me and TJ pass out lots of flyers. Lots of stuff.

Tons of stuff, man. Mostly sayings that we're trying to get to catch on. Ton of them. Brendan, be my friendin'. That's one of them. I like taking to the judge. Too long to fit on the flyers that we print. Take it to the judge.

Let's play the next round. You get to pick a category, TJ. Okay. You get to choose between, and then we'll go to Brendan Challenge last time, right? Yeah, go to Brendan next At Buda Cosby

On Twitter Wrote the category Yabba Dabba Don't I thought his name was the category I know, right? Buda Cosby, movies where Cosby Touches his belly. No, it's Yabba Dabba Don't.

That's cartoons turned into live action movies. Because it doesn't ever work out. I think it's the point that Buddha Cosby's making. He's such a wise, funny soul, that Buddha Cosby. It has worked out, and even a little more than one would even imagine,

counting my personal home screenings. Next option, sent in by... Who? ElioTCM? That's a complicated Twitter name. Change it Suggested West Side Story And that's movies

That have either sharks or jets In them Oh that's good That's amazing That's really creative And then Finally your third choice TJ Is at Joel Bong Suggested a great app. And then, finally, your third choice, TJ, is

suggested since the Olympics are ending today, movies that either have bronze, silver, or gold in the title. So, bronze, silver, gold. I mean, this has really been an Olympic... Sharks or jets, or yabba-dabba-don't.

This has really been an Olympic crowd. You know, you guys have really gotten into the Olympics. So I think bronze, silver, gold. There they are again. Super into it. Losing their minds over this category. Can't get enough of it. All right, TJ.

Three stars from Leonard for this movie that has silver, gold or bronze in the title or gold, bronze or silver this movie is from 1985 and Leonard calls this movie sprawling and well made

and he also calls this movie sprawling and well-made. And he also says this movie, about this movie, he's telling you at the end of the review, just don't think about it too hard. Don't hurt your widow brains. No, don't think about it too hard, but it's sprawling and well-made. Three stars, 85, has gold, bronze, or silver in the title, and he lists

13 names. How many names do you think you can get in? Brendan, my friend, has one point. Ten names. Tim has zero. What? Ten names. Okay. We go to Brendan, my friend.

It's me? Yeah. I'll say nine. Name it. Wait a second. Let me talk you through this. Right now, welcome to Thunder 13. He's into it. Okay. I'll go eight.

He says eight, TJ. Name that movie Food Shirt. Name it. But that's your grandma's way I'm just saying

nine names would have been a lot. It would have been? Yeah, yeah. I mean, always. It's too late now. Nine. Yeah, because most

movies have like one or two people at the mean, always. It's too late now. Nine, yeah. Yeah, because most movies have like, you know, one or two people at the top that are pretty well known for that movie, so. That's my suggestion. But I've been wrong, you know. T.J. Miller, what was it one time

you just said, name it when somebody had all the names? And then I listed all the names and they didn't know. It was Pete Holmes didn't know Devil Loves Prada.

Devil Loves Prada. Doug, that's called tactical warfare. Have you also seen Devil's Favorite is Gucci? Have you seen... Devil on my arm body Alright so you get Eight names

Yeah Eight names Tim This movie has Silver, gold or bronze In the title It's sprawling and well made And just don't think Too much about it

And your eight names Are Jeff Fahey Lynn Whitfield Joe Seneca Ray Baker Jeff Goldblum, Linda Hunt,

Brian Dennehy, Rosanna Arquette, John Cleese, Danny Glover, Kevin Costner. Those are your eight out of ten names. It's gotta be Lethal Weapon. I'm too old for your shit.

Any idea? No. Name a movie that has gold or bronze or... Maybe silver in the title. I don't get nothing from that time frame. The motion picture also starred two gentlemen named Scott Glenn and Kevin Kline.

It's called... Can I say it? Gold Ink Eye. Gold Ink Eye. It's a James Bond film. And it's a great one. You'll love it when you pronounce it correctly.

Silverado is the name of the movie. Silverado. Come on. So TJ is on the board. TJ has a point everybody. You don't have to pretend to be excited. I thought it was a bronze tail.

That's terrible. Yeah! A bronze tail, right? Goldito's way, right? Corolitos. Silver and Ted's Excellent Adventure. It's an Al Pacinco movie. I liked, uh...

I liked that movie. I liked that Gregory Peck movie, Gold Gringo. No? Okay. I love that film. There's a silver lining to every playbook. Oh, yeah, that would be a good one. The playbook silver lining. Yeah, it's not reviewed yet, but...

And also this category, you know, it's done, this category. Today's the last day of the Olympics. Shit. Yeah, so that's over with. The fever is gone. We have a very hot game going here One point for TJ One point for Brendan

Tim still needs to get on the board And since the challenge was TJ to you It will start with Brendan And then go to TJ And you get to pick Between the following categories Would you like

Ten years ago to this very day the King of Pancakes category. That's the movie that was the number one movie at the box office.

Domestic. Don't know about the territories. Wash that ass in Rhode Island. Don't know about TJ's private showings either.

Wash that ass in Rhode Island. We might work out. either. Wash that ass in Rhode Island. It might work out. You better wash that ass in Rhode Island. That's just good common. That's a nice thing to tell people before they go to Rhode Island. You gotta wash that ass.

But not until you get there. Don't worry about that ass until you enter Rhode Island. Or would you like In Theaters Ciao and that's films that take place in Italy or I'm So Thor

movies where someone has a lisp. So what's it supposed to be? I'm so sore? That one's been on the show before. It gets a big laugh every time. What is it? It's I'm so sore? I'm so Thor.

But why is that the sentence they choose? Like, we all know when someone says, I'm so sore, right? I'm so Thor. And why isn't it, I'm so Thor? Huh, Doug? Why not that? Why not I'm so Thor?

Or when it's a comic book character. Wash your ass in Rhode Island. I'm so Thor. Which, Which one, TJ? Just pick one. Oh, wait. I'm picking. I want TJ to pick it. Okay, good. Because he's going to do all the talking either way.

It's not true. No, but Brendan gets to pick. I'm sorry. So, real quick. I'm so Thor. There's no reason to be angry. Just play the game. The one in Italy one? The lisping one?

Ten years ago this very day. Which would have been the year 2002. Are you one of them smart types? I'm one of those. I'd be August 12th. Can't believe you could pull that off, even at this altitude. I'll go with, I'll do I'm Thothor. You're going to regret it.

But that's cool. Okay, this is a movie where someone has a lisp and it's from the year 1962. It's a Robert Altman film. I don't think he was making films yet. Called So Many Ladies. So much over talking.

Three and a half stars from Leonard for this movie from 1962. Someone has a lisp in it. He says about this movie that it was remade for television in 2003. And he also says that this movie

is an affectionate slice of Americana. Yeah. From 1962. And he only lists seven names. You mean? Seven names.

He only lists seven names. How many names do you think you can get it in, Brendan Walsh? Seven. He said seven names. Who with the last challenger? TJ. We go to TJ.

I say name that movie. Six would be so much more fun to say with a lisp. I say name that movie. Oh, come on. Six would be so much more fun to say with a lisp. Not as fun as The Sweet Victory of Brennan. Alright. You're giving him all seven names.

Every single one. And that's about good. All right. Your seven names. You want the clues again? It's Americana. Slice of Americana remade in 2003.

For television. For television. Not remade for theaters. 62. Three and a half stars. And your seven names don't help him if you know it cause

I'll be impressed if you do and you will probably be so impressed with yourself that you will have to tell us you're just in your mind

like the only useful piece of information I've ever had it's totally not useful so if you but if you do if you do think you know it, raise your hand and we'll ask you after. Brendan doesn't know it. There are no hands risen.

No, no, I mean, once I start saying the names, somebody's going to know it, I think. Because I'm saying all seven names. And they are Ron Howard, Pert Kelton Paul Ford Hermione Gingold

Buddy Hackett Shirley Jones And Robert Preston Raise your hand if you know it See if people know it I think I know it So raise your hand Can't believe you never got that deodorant commercial.

It'll be our secret. I don't know why they were able to get the rights to that. That laughing. What's it called, Brendan? TJ's going to be our winner if you can't name it. Listen. Ron Howard directed it, right? No, no, no, no, Brendan. TJ's gonna be our winner if you can't name it. Listen. Ron Howard directed it, right? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Robert Altman directed it. Buddy Hackett and... Fuck. Is it that one about Abbott and Costello? I don't know. I mean, I've heard that phrase a lot. Isn't that one with... The well Fargo wagon

in the... Hey. Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah, I'm making fun of a child pretending to have a lisp. Because that's what Ron Howard did in

the classic motion picture, The Music Man. Oh, you're fucking kidding me. Yeah! I almost sang a song to that earlier in the podcast. Which, Doug, when I was in East High School

in Denver, Colorado, we put on a production of The Music Man and I sang Shapoopy because I was Marcellus Washburn. The part that Buddy Hackett played and I was fucking terrible. I don't remember. Shapoopy, sh was fucking terrible I don't remember I don't remember

I can never tell what they're saying But it's a fun number That's where the song It's T that rhymes with Trouble with a capital T You almost started singing that? I almost started singing that earlier For some other reason

Were you getting in trouble? No you guys were doing something You almost started singing that? I almost started singing that earlier for some other reason. So crazy. Were you getting in trouble? No, you guys were doing something about something. I almost started singing. Well, and I always thought Dick Van Dyke was in that fucking movie, so... I lost, fair and square. Shaboopy, shaboopy,

that girl is hard to meet. You're thinking of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang But they got like a Dick Van Dyke knockoff for the music man though, right? Who's the head guy on that? Robert Preston? Robert Preston played it in the movie It was like a poor man's Dick Van Dyke, right?

I guess so He'd done it on Broadway and whatnot He's been in a bunch of stuff, Robert Preston. He was in, oh, what's that movie? 80, Starfighter. No, Last Starfighter. Last Starfighter. Oh, right.

Yeah, he's good in that. All right, well, that's the podcast, everybody. Shapoopy, shapoopy, the girl who's hard to get. Oh, oh, the Wells Fargo wagon is a company. Wow. Something special. Just for me. And everyone's like,

why is that kid singing words that he can't say right? He's spitting all over the town. Okay, so TJ's our winner, so... You guys, thank you so much. It's so fun to come back. I hope you enjoyed it. And just because the winner got...

I brought a bunch of DVDs of my mediocre comedy special that I'd like to... Did you sign that for her? What's that? Did you write TJ Miller on the back of that? No, I mean, no. Why did it say TJ Miller on the back of that?

Was that who you wanted me to call a shithead? There was no shithead, so I mean, no. Why did it say T.J. Miller on the back of that? Was that who you wanted me to call a shithead? There was no shithead, so I wrote my own. You wrote his own name on the back. Yeah, just get her to write it down on the back of that. That would be good if both you guys could do that. I'll ask T.J. while they're doing that. Have you got any specific things to plug? I think you plugged some things earlier in the show.

I have a podcast called Cashing In with T.J. Miller. If you like it, please listen toJ. Miller. If you like it, please listen to it. If you don't like it, don't listen to it. It's not worth it. There's a little to shy shy. Yours is the most democratic podcast. You don't force anyone to listen to it.

You know what? You don't have to if it's not for you. And then, yeah, the Goodwin games on Fox. Mashup is coming out. I really hope you guys enjoy that. Check it out. It's in October on Comedy Central. We've got eight episodes of really great comedians, and we want to do more seasons to get more great comedians.

So check that stuff out. Put that in your wheel well and spike it into a football stadium. No? It's a little wordy. Yeah, it's kind of... Somebody said that. I think it was comedian Hugh Fink talks about how he did a stand-up show

and the review said that his stand-up was too wordy. That's all we have. That's all... Yeah, right? He plays violin a little bit. Maybe that's what they were saying. Too wordy. More violin.

Yeah. And anything to plug, Brendan? Yeah, I'll be touring with Todd Barry and Neil Hamburger starting on Wednesday. We'll be touring all through the South. Both amazing comedians. It's going to be a fun show. Go to my website, breWalsh.com.

It has all the dates on there. And then after that, I believe August 29th through the 1st, I'll be in Portland at Helium. So get tickets for all those things. Yeah, especially you guys here in Denver. Well, other people listening. Get on that. Yeah, it is a podcast.

Have you been to Portland lately? It's a cheap flight. Now you have a reason to go. You can crash with me. That and so you don't feel as weird about your beard. So I don't feel weird about it? No, not about you. Just when you're in Portland, it's very hard to feel insecure about your beard

because everyone has it. Everybody has a beard, yeah. I love it. I quickly dodged that poll. Tim, thank you so much for being here Tim you do a good job everybody Thank you And What projects do you have coming up? Oh me and Scorsese

You're working on something Jim Scorsese He works with them at a pizza place. It's actually this guy named Gregory Smith. I just call him Scorsese. That's his nickname. We call him Scorsese. Everyone else in their friendship group

is like, we never call him that. Also, it's weird that you guys call it a friendship group. You don't want to tell anybody anything about your actual life? You want to keep it on the QT? People can write to you at Manny Interests. That's right. And, yeah.

Thank you. So meet up with him on Twitter and say, good job, Manny. I mean, Tim. Scorsese. Or Scorsese. Or Scorsese. I'm going to be at shows in Virginia Beach, Seattle, San Jose, and San Diego. They're all listed

at douglosemovies.com. Thank you, everybody here. I thought of another catchphrase. Hang on, he's got another catchphrase, everybody. He shoots his Scorseses. It was worth it it was worth it he shoots his Scorseses ink-ception

ink-ception alright can I thank the audience now yeah yeah thank you audience you guys were awesome nobody got thrown out stick around cause I'm gonna take a picture of you guys to put on the internet and uh I'm glad I've

been planning to do this here for a few months and I'm glad it actually finally happened and we'll be back again. I'll be back again for sure. And probably all these guys as well. And as always... I don't know which one to do first.

The Chinese Olympic diving team is a shithead. Those poor girls. Thanks. This is the weirdest coincidence. People that yell nice hat at T.J. Miller is a shithead. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

Stop the song. Thank you, Doug, for doing this in Denver. Yeah. You don't have to do that. And as always, cash only dispensaries are a shithead.

Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Heisman's world is you and Coward's face in hockey. There's no room in his heart for you. Because Doug loves movies.