Doug Loves Movies - Todd Barry, Tommy Johnagin, and Scott Aukerman Guest

Episode Date: November 17, 2010

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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds with 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies! Hey everybody, my name is, and I love movies. This, as a result of those two things, is Doug Loves Movies. And we are coming to you from the UCB Theater in Los Angeles, the pre-show to the weekly main show that is Comedy Death Ray.

Isn't that right, live audience? It's Tuesday, November 16th, as far as you know, and I want to thank everyone who watched the Benson Interruption on Friday nights at midnight on Comedy Central. Thank you.

11 o'clock Central Time. And keep watching. We're two down and four to go and we've recorded, we taped them all. Today I spent all day watching over and over again and editing the sets

because we tape like for 90 minutes and then we have to edit down to 23 minutes. So it's kind of a bitch. But today I got to watch over and over again um todd berry the sklar brothers and paul sheer and so that will be the episode that airs if you download this podcast immediately like on the day it comes out check that out tonight if you wait a few days to download it you missed it but they might be

rerun in the middle of the night some night in a couple of nights and you can also get it on iTunes and please everybody if you've watched it on TV for free and you liked it go on iTunes and go into the TV series comedy section and find it

and don't buy it but leave a nice comment. And like five stars. Right now we're up to like 205 comments and only one is some one star dildo that fucking just cruises the internet looking

for opportunities to be a douchebag and go, I give it one star. Things I hate that much, I don't even want to write it down. I just want to walk away. I don't need to go on the internet and go, I give it one star. Because that's what those people sound like

if they were speaking. I'm going to be at the Melrose Improv November 26th and 27th doing really fun shows here in Los Angeles where it's going to be lots of the guests from this season of The Interruption and other comedians that didn't get on The Interruption this season

doing interruption style comedy with me on stage at the improv the Melrose, world famous Melrose Improv. So that's November 26th and 27th. It's like Thanksgiving weekend. You get sick of hanging out with your family on Thursday so by Friday night you need to come see some comedy.

I'm going to be at Hyena's in Fort Worth December 3 through 4. Hyena's in Dallas, because I'm right there. Why not cruise over on December 5? The Improv in Tampa, Florida, December 9 through 12, because that's what I do is I go to Florida when it starts to get cold in L.A. Cold in L.A., that's funny.

And, oh, it's 60. Graham Elwood has a bit where he goes, if it drops into the 50s, I'm going to have to eat somebody. And then I'm doing the marijuana logs with Tony Kameen and Rob Cantrell at the Gramercy Theater in New York City on December 18th at 4.20. You go to LiveNation.com to get tickets.

I haven't seen Unstoppable, but I'm concerned that Denzel Washington is going to only make movies about trains from now on. And my guests tonight are three dudes who, well, it was going to be, you got a phone situation over here. It's all right. Yeah, just go ahead and pull it out of your pocket there. And it's cool that it's the theme from The Office.

That's a nice ringtone to have. Do-do-do-do-do. Do-do-do-do-do. BJ Novak holds up the bag full of his gym clothes. You got it? You're good? Alright. That guy could not have taken it out

more casually. Usually people fumble around a lot more and act like it's a little bit more urgent. That's cool. My guests tonight were supposed to be... I'm going to do the intro that I was going to do. There was a cancellation, you guys, and I'm a little distraught about it.

My three guests tonight are three dudes who I've wanted to have on the show here in Los Angeles for quite some time now, and it's finally happening. These are three guys you've never seen here on the podcast in Los Angeles. Please welcome three hilarious comedians who also happen to be friends of mine, Tommy Johnigan, Todd Berry, and Michael Ian Black, everybody. There's Tommy.

There's Todd Berry. And that is not Michael Ian Black. Asshole. That is Scott Aukerman, who's even better than Michael Ian Black. Fuck you. For numerous reasons. He doesn't have a prison haircut.

He... Oh, shit. Don't go, don't go, don't go. I'll try to make this right. We all love Scott Aukerman here. I thought he'd be a fantastic... What? Why are you groaning? I'm not trying to... I'm not spinning anything.

This is facts. Are we sitting in the order that we would be sitting if Michael Ian Black had shown up? I don't know, because I let everybody just come out and take their seat. I don't know if he'd want to be next to me or want to be far away from me. I don't know what he'd want because he's not here and I'm distraught about it.

We had an email exchange about an hour ago. This is a booking I did weeks ago before my friend Tommy Johnigan signed on, before Todd Berry signed on, who did the interruption, taped it yesterday and did an amazing job. You're so great

at being interrupted. You're like, what? And very mellow about it. Like you don't get worked up about anything when you're on stage. No,

not when interruption's in the title of the show. A little weird to get, what the fuck was that? But I've seen you with real hecklers and you have a look on your face like, oh, now this show's going to be even better because I get to tear this guy apart.

Right? You're good at it. I might be good at it, but I don't enjoy it. So please, tonight, people. Oh, okay. Anyone who thought... Doug just said Todd's great at it so he loves it.

Has there been a heckler in the history of this theater? What? Has there been a heckler in the history of this theater? In the UCB theater? Yeah. Yeah.

Not the world of theater. Sometimes people get little booze in them and they get weird. Why don't we ask the UCB historian, Michael Ian Black. Oh, wait.

That would have been so awesome if you worked that out so that you're the hero that actually got him to show up. I pulled some strings, Doug. But he will be on Comedy Death Ray later tonight. Supposedly. Supposedly. So that's for everybody that came down for my podcast

who has tickets to Comedy Death Ray You can still get to see him It's only me that has to live with this bitter disappointment But let me really quickly It's alright He's just a hard guest to nail down Because he doesn't remember things He'll be on the Comedy Death Ray radio podcast

In December First week of December Okay so He wrote to me at 5.23. So in his defense I had two hours and seven minutes to work this out. He wrote to me

if possible could I go very early? I need to be at Corolla's podcast by 8.15 in Glendale. How much time do I do? He asked me. And then I write back. All of it? Yeah.

Thanks, Tommy. It's a podcast where all the guests are out there for the entire time. And I need you from 730 to 815. So have fun on Corolla. Because a lot more people listen to him. So that would be a totally dick move on my part to be like cancel Corolla and come do this. So then he

writes back, I didn't realize that was the case. I thought it was a stand-up show because I'm an asshole. Is it going to screw you up if I'm not there? And I wrote back, yes but do Corolla. But you know what's weird about that is I had a very similar exchange with him earlier in the day where he said, what do I do on your show?

I'm out there the entire time, right? Just chatting. And now for the listener, my show is a stand-up show where he, I think he just got them very confused. Well, and also you do have a radio, you have a podcast, which he did, but he did it yesterday, so... So why would you be doing it again tonight in front of an audience?

I was supposed to, I had coffee with him today, and he showed up, did a stand-up set. Did not even order any coffee. Killed, to be fair. So, Scott, if it's not too much trouble, to be fair. So, Scott, if it's not too much trouble, would you mind, just let me,

I had a question for Michael that maybe you could just answer. Would love to answer it. On his behalf. You're in one of my all-time favorite movies. Wet Hot American Summer. That's the one.

Thank you. That would have been really awkward if you guessed wrong on that. I don't even, yeah, so anyway, you're in that movie, and you kiss Bradley Cooper on the mouth.

Did he taste like a future A-list star? Not on the mouth. That's the kind of thing Michael would have said, and you're judging him when he's not even here. That's not fair. Todd Berry. Yeah. You're in a movie I saw called the...

It's all about me, everybody. Called The Wrestler. Uh-huh. Yeah. Remember that? I just thought they would applaud at that point, but I guess not. Oh, that's awful. Now I feel bad.

I feel bad. Okay, so... That was so quiet. I've never done a movie, and I'm next. Now I feel bad. I feel bad. Okay, so... You think that was quiet? I've never done a movie, and I'm next. Yeah, hang on. I got a question for you. But Todd, you kissed Mickey Rourke on the mouth. Mm-hmm.

Oh, wait, that was Marissa Tomei. Did you... You don't even have any scenes with Marissa Tomei, right? No, no. So you didn't even get to meet her I met her at a at a film festival and did she

she had already seen the movie I didn't ask her did she treat you like you were an asshole because you are in the movie no offense I know you when you played the part

you probably played it like real like you didn't think you were an asshole when she met me did she treat me like I was the character in the movie?

Yes. Is she an idiot? Here comes a bombshell. No, she was very nice. Oh, okay. I mean it was just hi, nice meeting you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I actually met her once before but I didn't remind her of that. if you weren't such an asshole. Right? She was probably weirded out by you.

I am a weird dude. Does Mickey Rourke stand around and chat with you ever? No, he was pretty quiet. I heard a story about The Expendables where Mickey Rourke insisted upon five hours of rehearsal for his scene, and Sylvester Stallone said,

you get 15 minutes, and he said, done. So did he want a lot of rehearsal in your scenes? No, we didn't do any. I don't remember. Maybe we rehearsed. I don't remember. It's like two years ago. I guess, yeah, we rehearsed it, I guess.

But not like five hours or even. Do you find it weird? Not a lot of people ask me about a one-week period of my life two years ago. You know, like having to remember all these details. Welcome to my world. A lot of people do talk about

that week in Cabo, though. So fun. Tommy. Yeah. Have you ever been in a movie? No. Okay, back, I blew it. Have you ever been in a movie? No. Okay, back to you, Scott. Yeah, can we divide up his time?

Can we split it? Did you like The Wrestler? Yeah, I liked The Wrestler. Todd Berry was an asshole in it. He already said that. But he was under a lot of pressure running a grocery store, deli department.

Right? Yeah. But he was under a lot of pressure running a grocery store, deli department, right? Yeah. I worked three years to prepare for that. I moved to New Jersey and worked. Did anything you did not make it in the movie? Like, were there any scenes that didn't make it in the movie? Do they show your character, like, at home? Maybe, like, watching the fight? Home reading a book alone.

Really hot wife. No, every scene. There was maybe a couple lines that didn't make it, but I don't remember. Every scene made it in. You were on a ladder in one scene, right? I was. They cut out a couple ladder lines.

We did a little riffing because he was eating Twizzlers, and I think I said something like, I asked him if they were Twizzlers or Red Vines. Dude, I think that is in the movie. Is that in the movie? I think it is. If it's not, you must ask me that once. I do ask everyone who's eating something that looks like a Twizzler.

You're so East Coast that you're always fucking dragging Twizzlers into the mix. I don't even know which one of those is the East Coast one. Twizzlers is New York. Fuck yeah. You eat Twizzlers when you go to the theater in New York. Twizzlers theater, Twizzlers theater. Do you put Hellman's on your sandwich? Hellman's?

I don't know what you're talking about. I know that's mayonnaise, but I don't. Who calls it Hellman's? Isn't that east of the Mississippi and it's best foods out there? Have you left Los Angeles? Because I don't know what you're talking about. Where do they say put some Hellman's on your salmon?

The Hellman's plant. And how does this relate to movies? Good question. I did that for you. Thank you. Thanks for bringing it back. I have another question. I did that for you. Thank you. Thanks for bringing it back. I have no other questions. I really just wanted to see

how deep that one was going to go. Because that was amazing. Movies, yeah. Let's talk about movies. Let's do it. Scott? Movies, yeah.

Last movie you saw? Dude Date. Dude, where's my date? And, I mean, you know, we're friends with Zach, of course. He's a friend of the show. I know I'm biased, but I sat there laughing like an idiot at it. I don't know.

I don't have a high standard when it comes to comedy movies. I really don't. When I go see a comedy movie, I intentionally just want to enjoy it. So I go out of town. I don't go to the Arclight. I go to Burbank.

Is Burbank like a place where they do it? Which is closer to where you live than the Arclight, but that's okay. But there's regular people there. Regular folks. That's what I'm trying to say. Regular people. Are there any people who say Hellmans?

There's regular people like the camera guy on The Tonight Show. The grip on The Tonight Show. Regular people. Yeah. Burbank is all like, the only people who live there are people who work at NBC or Disney or law enforcement. Or Chattany's. Yes. Or that.anooga. Yes. Is this the only

local podcast there is? Yeah, yeah. I'm afraid of that. I don't care about things outside of Los Angeles. Pink's after the show, you guys. You know that app on the iPhone

where... Urban Spoon. No. Urban Spoon where you look up restaurants. I was trying to look up Indian food the other day, and no joke, it kept giving me carnies. Hot dogs. Because they put a little Indian something on there? I have no idea how that qualifies, but it was the

only Indian restaurant. Anyway, guys. There's a lot of trains in India. Carney's is a restaurant in LA on Sunset Strip where it looks like a train. You go inside, you're like, oh, fuck, I'm in a train having a hamburger. When you edit this, can you digitally move that to a food podcast? But no, my point is I just like to enjoy movies so I see it with regular people and I turn off my brain

and I just laugh at it and I don't judge it. And I liked grown-ups. Why don't you do that with dramas too? Why is it exclusively comedy? I don't know why, but I judge. Why don't you just go and let yourself laugh? I always judge those a little more like structurally and stuff like that. So what you're saying is you're the reason so many bad movies are made.

Yes, he is. Todd, I know we joke around a lot, but did you really mean that? Yeah, not that time. That was an example of when we did that. Shit got serious. People groaned. I'm just kidding.

Yeah, yeah, that was harsh. I'm just kidding. But I agree with both of you. Tommy, what have you seen lately? Did you fly out recently? Did you see a plane movie? I didn't see a plane movie. I don't fly on nice airlines with TVs.

I have to watch whatever the guy is watching on his laptop next to me. What did he have? His penis. I was like, we were watching the same thing I saw Due Date unfortunately we should have planned this better and saw different movies you don't have to see different movies

it's all about real life what city? I don't even know somewhere with a Tonight Show people well you don't know what part of LA you saw it in? no no no I don't know this area.

I live in Missouri. So this is just... Oh, I thought you lived here. No, no, no. Why? Are you going to book something? I do, if you are. I can be here. When are you going to be here? I'll be here whenever that's happening. I'm here. I was going to pretend the show was in Missouri

while you were here. Thanks for fucking that up. In case anyone listening is confused at this point, I should say Tommy Jonaghan's a stand-up comedy friend of mine who we've run into each other on the road

from time to time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm glad I'm doing so well you had to clear up that I do comedy. It's pretty awesome. Well, you know. Just in case you're confused,

we're ten minutes in. This isn't going well. The guy does this for a living. I just thought the best parts of your appearances on that show was interacting with Natasha Leggero. So I just played her for a second.

I gave you a chance to... Last Comic Standing. Yeah, you had the best sound bite on that show. It's a competition thing. They don't pay you for that, unfortunately. Yeah, yeah. Natasha said, you seem like you really want to win and you go yeah, it's a competition. Yeah, something like that. Yeah, that was exactly what it was.

She said you're you seem very competitive. It's a competition. It's funnier. That's how you answer every question people ask you. You just happen to work out that one time. Would you like some orange juice? Yeah, it's orange juice. Just repeat it. But anyway, see, he is very funny.

So proven. Let's move on. Boom. Check. But I just wanted to explain, you know, because everyone knows Todd Barely from The Wrestler. Todd Barely from The Wrestler. They barely know him from The Wrestler.

Hello, paging Dr. Freud. Everyone barely knows Todd. who's in the wrestler. And everyone knows Scott Aukerman from playing Michael Caine's body double in Austin Powers' Goldfucker. Which you picked me, strangely enough, you picked me out of that movie. You didn't know I was in it. And you went to the premiere and said, oh, that's Scott. I did? Yeah, you told me, strangely enough, you picked me out of that movie. You didn't know I was in it. And you went to the premiere and said, oh, that's Scott. I did?

Yeah, you told me that story. Oh, I thought you were. Holy shit, I must have been high. I thought he was joking. I thought you were kidding. You were in it? I didn't even know you were serious. Yeah, I played the young Michael Caine.

Is that true? It is true. But from behind. But when I got the part, I assumed that I was going to do a Michael Caine impression and all that. I showed up and I met Jay and Mike Myers. They were rehearsing the

gymnastic scene. Jay Roach. I just blurt out Roach because I need someone to pass me one. I don't want to say that word around Doug. Get him too excited. I chatted with them for a half an hour and I'm thinking, I'm a big part of the movie.

They're just talking to me. And then they go, all right, well, let's get down to it. Turn around. And I turned around, and they went, yeah, that's going to work. I'm like, what are they talking about? Turns out I'm in the movie just shot from behind the whole time. And they cut in scenes of Michael Caine as a young man. Hey, man, every part in a movie is important.

That movie would have fallen apart if you as the only guy who could do that weren't in the movie. That's one of the quotes at Hollywood and Highland, right? On the floor. Todd Barely. Stop saying that. I don't want that to become a thing.

That would suck. For Todd, I mean, you don't want that to become a thing. That would suck. For Todd, I mean, you don't want people yelling that at you everywhere. Sweet deal for us. Touching! Mike Myers needed both names, but they called J-Roach just J. That's why I asked about that.

Don't say they, he did it. I said Roach. I don't know Hollywood people. Do you have anything in the can, Todd? Any acting parts? In the can? In the can. In your butthole.

Is there someone here with an iPhone that could look that expression up on? I have a couple things in the can. See? That's what I'm saying. You have some. Can I put these two things in two separate see that's what i'm saying you have some uh can i put these two things in two separate cans sure i gotta say i don't know what they will and will not laugh out this crap because i held back waiting for a big don't continue to test them just give them the stuff

that you have a really strong feeling about i did a movie a little part in a movie called... You can't push them. They won't be pushed into it. In the can, I have a movie called Vamps, which is like a vampire movie. Yeah, I think there's probably another movie called Vamps. Why are you applauding? Wait, that's like your... Am I allowed to do crowd work? Your scenes are with somebody pretty incredible, right?

Like Academy Award nominees. Sigourney Weaver I did a scene with. Bam. Bam. Bam. That's awesome. I could have gotten her in the podcast. I saw that in the trades or something. You were listed like, yeah, there's this movie,

Todd Berry, Sigourney Weaver. Was it in that order? I don't know, but it was just like, holy shit, Todd Berry, that's nice. Then you read that, you're thinking of my website, not the trades. I read your website when I'm on the treadmill. Okay, so there's

that. Vamps, when's Vamps coming out? I have no idea. Perfect. There's a movie called Pete Smalls and is Dead, which is with who's in that? Oh, Rosie Perez. Steve Buscemi.

I don't know when that's coming out. And the third thing I have in the can, which I don't know when that's coming out. And the third thing I have in the can, which I don't know when it's coming out, is the David Wayne movie, Wanderlust. I have a little scene. I have little scenes. I'm a little scene guy. That's cool. Yeah. You're the best little scene player on Louis C.K.'s show

on FX. One time you were eating a salad and you didn't say anything. Yeah, everyone thought that was a salad. That was macaroni cheese, to be fair. Oh, mac cheese, okay.

Oh, it's great at the comedy cellar. What's that? It's great macaroni cheese at the comedy cellar. It was good. Yeah, see? It really made getting through that scene a lot easier

that the macaroni cheese I was eating was really good. How come you didn't ask me what movies I've seen lately? How come you didn't ask me what I have coming up in the can? You weirdly went from... Well, listen. First of all, you don't have anything in the can. I do. What do you have in the can? I'm taping

Curb Your Enthusiasm tomorrow. So fuck you. Is that true? It's awesome that you know how to set a DVR. That brought a whole new twist to that horrible old joke. Throwed the word DVR out there. Oh, that's modern. Yeah, that's awesome.

What are you playing? I play, it's another in my long line of law enforcement roles. Oh, so you have to put on the whole cop suit? Yes. He plays law enforcement. I play guys who work in stores. I play the funny bone in Omaha, Nebraska. That's what I do. We'll get some plugs in for you at the end.

But we've got to play the Leonard Maltin game, you guys. We've got to do it. The people want it it and we're running out of time so what's happening oh lots of name tags holy crap Alyssa's here and Aaron and Sean is Sean's looks like Tron yes

that's hilarious it looks the lettering looks like it's Sean that looks like Tron when I said it looks like he flipped it over and it says Tron like Like he was putting it together like, that's so, everybody might need a little help with this. Patrick's here. Jack is here.

They have big signs that say, hi, Doug. But you spelled hi wrong. It's I-G-H. And Daisy and Josh. A lot of desperation out there. Wow. Well, what they want you to do, Todd, is they want you to pick them because we have a bag full of fantastic prizes that you guys helped me to contribute.

Scott brought a really cool thing. So we're going to give those to somebody. You're going to play for people in the audience, and then we're going to give them to somebody. So, Scott, who would you like to play for? I like it when you pick somebody with a name tag. It makes it easier for everybody. What's better, to pick someone who tried really hard or someone who didn't try?

Well, I'm always amused by the people who just grab a piece of paper and jot their name on it in a last-ditch attempt to, Sean, Tron Sean, it's his birthday. So that's exciting. Yeah, I know. I'm really tempted because that is badass. As a comedian, I have a knee-jerk reaction

to anyone who points out someone's birthday. Yeah. But I'm sure Patrick's great. You want them to be silenced. I'll pick Sean just because that's amazing. It's all lit up. You didn't explain that to the viewers. His sign's all lit up. Yeah, it's in his lap, so

his cock is probably inside it. Tommy's got his eyes locked on it. I've already seen that. That's what's powering it. He's cock powering it. Okay, Sean, congratulations. It's your birthday and Scott's going to be

playing with you so you probably won't win anything. And Todd, it's anybody's game. Todd, who would you like to play for? I'll go ahead and pick Darby over here.

Darby. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Darby. Darby. And who would. Yeah, Darby. Darby. And who would you like to play for, Tommy? I'm going to go with Roozy in the back there. Oh, Roozy.

Rooz! He's a regular here. And he's like, remember when... Nobody's going to remember that, so I'm going to drop it. I was going to talk about the Merv Griffin show. Like anyone here watched that? How do you remember that? I think you remember what you had for lunch.

Okay, Scott, let's start with you. Then we'll move down to Todd and to Tommy and around that way. In a clockwise fashion. Yes. Would you like Thanksgiving, of course, coming up, would you like Thanksgiving set movies? Or would you like man-made course, it's coming up. Would you like Thanksgiving set movies? Or would you like man-made movies, comma, Michael?

Or would you like movies directed by a Michael Mann? Okay. Or Whoopi Goldberg celebrated a birthday recently, I think. Or I just wrote down the word Whoopie because I was just thinking about is she here because I'll pick her over because it's just I think you saw the newlywed game after the Merv Griffin show

and which one of those categories would you like Scott fuck I'll go no I can't I'll go with Thanksgiving would you like a Thanksgiving movie from 87, 95 I'll go, no, I can't. I'll go with Thanksgiving. Okay. Would you like a Thanksgiving movie from 87, 95, or 97?

87. Nice. That's impressive. Two and a half stars from Leonard Maltin. That is generous. Many, you think? I say many would disagree. Yeah, no, this is many people's favorite film.

Why are you giving clues? That doesn't make sense. He calls it bittersweet. And he calls it, he says it's hurt by an awful music score. Yeah, has an awful music score. Bittersweet.

Two and a half stars. 1987. And what was the category again? Thanksgiving movies. There you go. That's a clue, too. That's a clue, too. I don't remember what time of year it takes place.

There are nine names. How many names do you think you can get it in? Scott, Comedy, Death Ray, Ackerman. I'll go with six. Todd, you can bid lower. Oh, is that the way this works?

Scott Ackerman. So I bid how many names I think it'll take me to I've never listened to your podcast I'm the least Of all the people that will hear this exchange I'm the least offended I don't mind at all Why can't they know the rules

Before they come in I assume that's what they sound like when they're typing I probably do So if I bid higher does that mean I'm dumber or what does that mean before they come in. I assume that's what they sound like when they're typing. I probably do. Because I don't actually speak to them about it. So if I bid higher, does that mean I'm dumber? What does that mean? No, you have to bid lower. You have to try to underbid him.

Or you can make him, right? Or you could say to Scott, you have to name that movie. Oh, like a little challenge type thing. Yeah, it's like name that tune, but with... I'm sure you did explain this to him on the way over here. I'm sure you explained it to him in the car, but that's the other thing. Having any game explained to you, that's like if somebody said, on the drive over, I'm going to did explain this to him on the way over here. I'm sure you explained it to him in the car, but that's the other thing. Having any game explained to you.

That's like if somebody said, on the drive over, I'm going to explain Monopoly. When we get there, we're going to play. And don't ask any more questions. It's so fucking hard. I'm going to go ahead and say it. People, their minds just go like, when he was describing the game, you might as well have been listening to a girl about shopping.

You know what I mean? You just totally tuned out. I don't give a shit about rules of some game I'm going to play. I'm Todd Barely. I did listen. I did download an episode. And I did listen. Tommy really listened though and he's ready to play. Well, he's got a lot of time Not being in movies like I am

I'm too busy being in movies With the camera aimed at my face actually Yeah I don't think a lot of time To be a deli person Were you implying That he's a gay deli person? What's your favorite deli

Near the Omaha Funny Bone? Wait I play that place often. I'll say, let me say five since I don't know what I'm doing. All right. I'm going to say name the movie because I don't have to.

All right, so now you're going to get five names leading from the bottom of the cast list up. Okay. So you're going to get some obscure names. Names maybe I don't even know.

So like people have like one line in it? Maybe. They have to be on the build. Yeah, yeah. You're just not going to get top four names. You're not going to get the top four names, which are usually the stars that give away what it is.

All right. And the clues again are it's bittersweet, two and a half stars, takes place on Thanksgiving, and is hurt by an awful musical score. Your names are Ben Stein, Edie McClurg, Your names are Ben Stein, Edie McClurg, William Wyndham, Dylan Baker, and Kevin Bacon. Mmm. I... Mmm, says Tommy.

It's not... Is it... It's not Footloose, is it? No. Kevin Bacon, his fifth build in Footloose. He was just starting out. Dianne Wiest had been in one other thing.

I don't have to know about movies to be on this show, do I? No, no, no. We've had a blast with you, Todd. I know, I've had a blast.

It's all about the return booking. That might not happen. It's actually directed by the person that I thought my movie was the one I was thinking of. Oh, so you know

the answer already? I believe it. You think you know what it is? What is it? Yeah, isn't it Ferris Bueller? No. What? Yeah, Ben Stein and Edie McClurg were both in Ferris Bueller.

I was thinking it was Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. But that's correct. It is correct. Yes. Okay. See, this is the game where when you know stuff, it hurts you. No. Who gets that point? He does. Tommy gets that point, yeah. So it didn't hurt me. Oh, we're going to do this again then. And then we keep going.

Oh, good, good, good. That's why I wanted Mike Lee in black for the whole 45 minutes. He couldn't leave to go do that other thing. I'm here for you, buddy. That's what you are. Okay, so Tommy got the point. Right? I didn't even know that happened until just now.

Yeah, because you said name that movie. Scott was left out of it. Scott, because you said name that movie. You're the only one that's going to do anything in that game. Scott, you get to pick the next category. Would you like a buddy cop movie? Ooh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or this was contributed by Twitter, a person named At Lake Show. Would you like a movie

where the title is a character name from the movie? A character in the movie, their name is in the title is a character name from the movie? A character in the movie, their name is in the title. Oh, God, I hope it's radio. Or from evil... Which one? Radio.

That would be an example, yes. And at evil Dick Cheney. It's also his favorite hobby. That works out kind of weird, right? At evil Dick Cheney. That he was born radio, and then he grew up to love listening to a transistor radio? His real name, actually, I'm kidding around. His real name is Shopping Cart.

It's like if my name was Jerkin' Off. It is. Okay. Or Evil Dick Cheney suggested Devil, which is movies that have the devil in it. Or someone trying to be the devil. Some Which is movies that have the devil in it Or someone trying to be the devil Some sort of portrayal of the devil

Buddy cops, titles, characters Or devil I'll go devil You got it Would you like a devil movie From 87, 91 or 99 All 1900s So the 20th century I listened to one episode and I heard that joke twice now 91 or 99 all 1900s.

So the 20th century? I've listened to one episode and I heard that joke twice now. I say it every time it's all 19s. There's always some people I don't know if they're laughing at me or with me. Near you, certainly. They're laughing in the vicinity of me. Which one of those would you like?

I'll take the Jay-Z. But it was also fun saying that you listen to the Lithgow episode and it was fun saying of me. Which one of those would you like? I'll go, I'll take the Jay-Z. But it was also fun saying that, you listened to the Lithgow episode and it was fun saying something that stupid in front of John Lithgow.

It's a very convoluted game I have to say. I don't know if convoluted is the right word for it. It's more like simple if you have listened to the show. I'm too busy on the set,

man. I can't be. My part's convoluted and that's where we get into trouble because I'm high and everyone keeps interrupting and I lose track of what I'm too busy on the set, man. I can't be. My part's convoluted, and that's where we get into trouble because I'm high and everyone keeps interrupting and I lose track of what I'm saying. Maybe that's what I meant. What year do you want?

Nine plus nine. 18. One of the years is 18? You want 1999? Yeah. Okay. Three stars from Leonard Maltin. Solid movie.

Generous. I go full-blown four stars if I was dragged into it. He says that... God. Oh, he says it's sharp. And he says that... Wow, he gives everything away. He says that it's

shit. Stars the devil? Devil's in there, yes. Based on Sharp, I have a pretty solid idea. And he calls it funny. Sharp and funny. There's only two words that don't give it away. Well, those are clues.

You wouldn't say that about Schindler's List, either of those names. Words. Speak for yourself. Schindler's List was sharp. Okay. Twelve names. Scott Aukerman. I'll go with twelve.

Todd Berry. So my choices here, I could go lower than 12, or I could challenge him to name it. See, it's not that convoluted. I apologize for that. That insult that you won't remember six hours from now. Six hours? Are you kidding me?

If you didn't just bring it up, it was already gone. 11 names? Nicely played 10 Ooh Says Tommy Tommy J That was a dick move I just went one dollar on you

I'm gonna take this Into single digits And go eight I'm gonna bring it back Into double digits And go 15 Six plus one Seven

I'm gonna say Name it again Cause I know if I say it lower You go 15. Six plus one. Seven? I'm going to say name it again because I know if I say it lower, someone's going to make me. This is going to be awesome. I'll be put out of my misery. It's fun, though. How many names does he get? Seven?

Okay, do you want the clues again? Sharp and Chompy. Three stars devil movie? Three stars. It's devil, though, right? Yeah, what year? again? Sharp and Charming. Three stars devil movie? Three stars. It's devil though, right? Yeah, what year? 99? Yes.

All right. I'm not going to get this. Stuart Copeland? Nick Rhodes? Mike Judge? Wait, Nick Rhodes from Duran Duran? That might be that Nick Rhodes. Oh, so it's not just actors.

It's anyone on the credits. Stuart Copeland from the police. Anyone's in the movie, yeah. Stuart Copeland acted in this movie? You get credit for being in a movie if you're in it. Yeah, they're in it anyone on the credits. Stuart Copeland from the police. Anyone's in the movie, yeah. Stuart Copeland acted in this movie? You get credit for being in a movie if you're in it. Yeah, they're in it. They're acting. Stuart Copeland acts in both.

Yeah, you could be a singer and still be in The Wrestler if you chose. Okay. I didn't know Stuart Copeland. They're not listing band members of songs that are played on the radio. I did. In a scene. I clearly didn't know Stuart Copeland was acting before. There's clearly some interesting cameos in this movie.

All right, all right. That has the devil in it, so it's not a documentary. Yeah, I get that. Wow, political. It's not a documentary about Sting. Is this religious? Okay, Stuart Copeland, Nick Rose, Mike Judge, Eric Idle,

Dave Foley, Minnie Driver, Brent Spiner. That's your seven names. Brent Spiner. We're all involved in a motion picture from 1999. Any idea at all? No.

All right. I'll read the rest of the names just for fun, but Tommy's our winner. George Clooney, Isaac Hayes, Mary Kay Bergman, Matt Stone, and Trey Parker. Oh, yeah.

What is it, Todd? I still don't know. It's South Park. I love that. Yes, yes, yes. No idea.. It's South Park. I love that. Yes, yes, yes. No idea. South Cut, South Cut,

Bigger, Longer, and Unpark. I wasn't ready for animation. That threw me. Well, that's... You can't be ready for anything with this game. You just have to open your mind.

Next one could be a play, and I'll be ready for it. Doug is acting like a stoner right now for the first time in his career. So who won the prizes? Who were you playing for, Tommy? The guy that you said was here all the time, apparently. Oh, Ruzzi. Ruzzi.

Oh, Ruzzi does it again. I hope you don't already have any of these items, because you might. I put $6 in there. Do you think he has $6? Yeah, yeah. Tommy, John again, contributed $6. Pretty awesome. Reezy, the valet

for your next six times is on Tommy. I mean the tip anyway. Todd Berry brought his very, very funny CD called Medium Energy. Holy shit, did I do that? And he was a little lower

than that tonight. It has the outtakes from the wrestler on it? I hope his CD isn't as lethargic as his podcast appearance. Perfect podcast energy. You also get my hypocritical oaf.

Mine has shrink wrap on it, by the way. I don't know if you noticed. Yeah, yeah. I took mine off because I like to sign it for Ruzi. And then my professional humor reading CD. And I also threw in a... Do you have a copy of Super High Me yet, Ruzi?

I do. You already have it? All right. So I'll hang on to that. The stoner. I'll put it in there. Like, pay it forward. And then this, Ruzi, I think you might be into this because your sign is always so artistic

this is a Polaroid eye zone. Holy shit I want that. Okay Todd's going to take that. But that's everything for Ruzi so let's somebody pass that up to Ruzi. Sorry Sean Tron I tried. Tried. I wish I would have trusted my instincts on

planes, trains and Automobiles, but I psyched myself out and thought, wait a minute, it came out on Thanksgiving, but I thought it was a Christmas movie. Sorry. Yeah, yeah, that's why when I was looking up Thanksgiving movies, I was like, oh, I didn't even, I just thought it was wintry

and they had to get home. I'm so bad at this game. If we did those again with the same movie, I still wouldn't get them. That'd be funny. I'll invite you to come back to the podcast and the whole audience will die laughing when I just play the same exact

game again. And we go through all the same things. Do you guys have any, one by one, if you have anything you need to plug, I'm going to find out. Where were the runners up tonight? Sean Tron over here. Sorry, Tron. I know it's your birthday. Daisy. And where's Daisy?

Oh, Darby. I know. Poor Darby. Yeah, I know. Poor Darby. Darby! Darby! So do some plugs and I'll find out from these guys who they want me to call shit in. Tommy, plug. I don't know. I didn't look it up. Look what up? My own schedule.

You don't have an iron schedule? I'll plug my shows. Yeah. Darby, I'm trying to plug some shows I'm sorry I didn't win the gifts Sorry sorry Darby just gave Doug a little like December 9th I'll be in Chicago

December 10th I'll be in St. Louis December 11th I'll be in Kansas City December 12th Iowa City Toddberry.com Find him Oh I thought you were going to just leave it at that Like I'll be in each of those cities Find me

Do you want me to do the venues? I'll go, I'll be in each of those cities. Find me. Do you want me to do the venues? I'll go back and do the venues. Well, you can do the venues, but ToddBerry.com, that's good. Yeah. T-O-D-D-B-A-R-R-Y.com. Go check that out and go see him in one of those places. Try to see him in all four of those places. I was just in St. Louis.

It's a different show. Yeah, travel around. Follow him like the dead. I never repeat a joke. Did you do your plugs? No, but should we plug the thing that we were going to talk about? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's quickly talk about it.

Comedy Death Ray, around the holidays, likes to do some auction items. We do a benefit show, and we're selling a Christmas CD, which will be on sale November 29th, which you can digitally download or buy the CD with a lot of your favorite comedians.

What comes with it if you buy this physical CD? A bonus EP. 35 minute bonus EP. I knew it. But we also do auctions every year and you've been kind enough to donate being a guest on this program. Yeah, the great Larry Zerner was the top bidder last year.

I think he bid $1,000 and then he threw in an extra $1,000 at the last minute. And then you matched it. And I matched it. And then he threw he bid $1,000 and then he threw in an extra $1,000 at the last minute. And then you matched it. And I matched it. And then he threw in another $1,000 on another day. That guy's crazy.

I've got to call him and tell him that he can't play again this year because he can bid for other things. But I want to get a new winner, highest bidder, and this year I will match $2,000. Definitely discourage the guy who donated a lot of money.

You don't want him back. He donated a lot of money. You don't want him back. Donate a lot of money to come down and be berated for not understanding a ridiculous game. That's what people are bidding for. No, but people would enjoy being a guest on the podcast, and I will help them to get comedians that they like as the other guests. So like if somebody

wins and they go, I love Todd Berry, then I'll have to have you on again. Chances are that will not happen then I'll have to have you on again. Chances are that will not happen. I'm going to funnel some money for them to bid on. What did you want to say, Scott? Oh, but that'll be, check, go to ComedyDeathRaid.com on November 29th

and you'll be able to bid on that. Alright, so did everybody get all that? Yeah, that's going to be fun. And I also think I'm going to do, another thing you can bid on is go see a movie with me and if you live somewhere out on the road I will try to do a show in your town and then we'll go to get a little movies like

in the afternoon or something oh man you're going to regret yeah so terrible I'm trying to set up I'm going to bring cameras because it might be my own catfish if I have to go see a movie with some weirdo I'm going to bring cameras because it might be my own catfish. If I have to go see a movie with some weirdo. Anything else? Tommy, did you get your plugs in?

Yeah, go. I have a website on the internet. You can go to that. Wow. Tommy. Spell your name. Tommyjonigan.com. No, nobody gets my name.

It's Tommy J. Tommyj.com? Tommyjcomedy.com TommyJ TommyJ.com TommyJComedy.com Oh good because Tommy J just sounds like a pizza thing Yeah it would be I have a website it's Google.com slash search equals Quote Scott plus Aukerman I feel like you can

You could get a better domain than that There's a lot of info up there Let me get a better domain than that. There's a lot of info up there. Let me get a picture of you guys, squeeze together. I always get a picture, and I put it up on Twitter so people could check out who's on the show that week when it plops on Friday. Thanks again to my guests, Tommy John again, Todd Berry, Scott Aukerman.

I forgot to write down the shithead names, but I remember them. So as always, Bristol Palin is a shithead. And Darby's sister, Tiffany, is a shithead. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talk. He hides a bolted view and prowess makes him cry. head