Doug Loves Movies - Tom Lennon, Jonay Ray, and Steve Agee Guest

Episode Date: February 10, 2014

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Doug hates candy wrappers, greenie babies, sticky seeds With 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey everybody! Hey! everybody! Woo! They started that. I didn't know it was going to start.

So I was like standing around out back, doing what we do out back, you know. Having a cocktail, smoking a thing or two. My name is Doug, and I love movies. Yes, yes, I love movies! That was pretty good.

That was all right. Coming to you from CineFamily on Monday, February 10th, 2014, Wolf of Wall Street, Fight Terminator 2, Judgment Day of the Dead. Thank you, San Francisco, for coming out to my movie interruption at the Castro As part of SF Sketch Fest I'll be back for two shows On Saturday April 19th

Where will I be for 420? Stay tuned Now it's time for Watch This Not That The number one movie in the country Is the Lego movie Yeah In my opinion time for Watch This, Not That. The number one movie in the country is the Lego movie. Yeah. In my

opinion, the movie to beat for best of the year. The number two movie was Monuments Men. A monumental bummer. It's like somebody said, oh, Saving Private Ryan is good

but how can we remove all the violence and put art in there somehow I've never seen a more pleasant day on Normandy Beach than the one depicted in Monuments Men it's a really nice place in that movie.

So watch a movie for all ages instead of a movie that's just for old people. That's my conclusion. Tomorrow night we're doing a special Getting Doug With High at 9pm Pacific Standard Time streaming live at youtube.com slash Doug Benson,

and then rerunning the next day at its regular time at 4.15 PST. Why not watch it both times? And of course, of course, why did I write that? Oh, of course, on Tuesday, February. Oh, thanks. They just brought the lights up a little bit more? Or my glaucoma is

kicking in. On Tuesday, February 18th, we are doing the second Getting Doug with High live at Largo in Los Angeles on La Cienega. Get tickets at Largo-LA.com. Use the discount code GETDUG

for $10 off. It's interesting. There's lots of people with candy and popcorn and stuff in the audience because we're in a movie theater. But I'm not used to that at Doug Loves Movies tapings.

So it's strange. There's really no reason for me to bring it up. Except for when I'm stoned I tend to Tell you what I'm thinking about That crossed my mind

Didn't cross my mind to not say it This of course is the second Douglas movie slash Movie interruption combo At Cinefamily After a quick Smoke break after this show, me and my guests

are going to join you in the audience here in watching About Time. Yeah. Who here tonight has seen About Time? Who here tonight liked it who here tonight likes

anything that that director makes it changed to different people I was trying to narrow down the... Anyway. This movie, I don't know how we'll keep track of how long it is, because, you know, at least in four weddings and a funeral, you can be like, well, we're through two weddings and one funeral. With time travel, I don't know how we're gonna know, but I will warn

you right now, it is too long. When I picked it, I don't know how we're gonna know, but I will warn you right now, it is too long. When I picked it, I didn't know. I didn't know it was two hours and 12 minutes long. Yeah, yeah, no, that's the great thing about tonight is you're free to leave. As soon as you can't take it anymore, just get the hell out of here. Let's look in the prize bag.

We got a big, heavy prize bag, you guys. Some amazing stuff. A lot of it we'll have to get into once the guests get out here to really discuss why they brought these things. But I brought a T-shirt from... I'm not even going to tell you what it says on it. Something about...

Looks like Alec Guinness, some sort of Star Wars joke. But it comes from Douglovesshirts.com, where we have lots of fun shirts, including the one I'm wearing right now, the Pack-A-Bowl from the Super Bowl that took place between two cities that smoke weed. And, oh, this is really cool.

We got a copy of Gateway Doug, of course, and also a shirt from, I was up at San Francisco Sketch Fest over the weekend, and some people from Spark, which is a lovely dispensary, gave me a legalized gay pot shirt. Which I, of course, am not going to wear, you know, like through airport security and whatnot. Because I don't know,

I don't want them to think I have weed on me and might like to be violated. But someone anonymously from CineFamily at the, I think it was the last event we did here, gave this as a prize for their prize bag. Maybe that person is here tonight. Are you here tonight?

It's a three month membership to CineFamily which is a great deal because you can get in and do lots of stuff, cool stuff like this for free. And then also, a Paul Dooley-signed copy of the DVD of Popeye.

Yeah. Signed by the great Paul Dooley. I wonder what he said when he was signing it. This fucking movie? I don't know. Maybe he said, I'd like a hamburger today for... I'll pay you back.

What's that expression? What the fuck does Wimpy say? Anyway, let's get these amazing guests out here. Three Douglas Movies favorites. Thanks for coming out to CineFamily for this special event. And please welcome Jonah Ray, Steve Agee,

and Tom Lennon. What the fuck? I am not moderately famous anymore. Oh! It was just for the walk-in. People probably thought, well, because podcasts love a good bag-on-your-head walk-in. You got to have something for the local turnout. Yeah, yeah.

Physical bits are great, you know. It's like, hey, guys, watch this crazy dance. Woo! Yeah. What did that bag say on it, Tom? It was my shout out to Le Bouffe, who just wore one that said I'm not famous anymore And since I was never technically famous, I just added moderately

I'm not moderately famous anymore But you were one of the stars of the Shia Le Bouffe masterpiece Yeah First of all, let's hear it for Tom Lennon, everybody. Woo! Woo! He's just not an actor in a plagiarism.

Why didn't you... So you're not a Daniel Klaus fan? Like, you didn't know what the material was? But I didn't know that one. And I'll be honest, I just skimmed the script when he sent it to me anyway. You were just like, Shia LaBeouf wants me to be in a movie. Of course, I love that guy

in no movie that I had ever seen. What has he been in? Well, he was in a bunch of Transformers. But like real movies. Not the next one. I, Robot. He was in, wasn't there a thing called Eagle Eye? What's the rip off the shot for shot rip off a rear window?

Suspiria. Susperbia. Suburban. Suburbia. Disturburbania. Suburban Ghost. Suburban Nightmare. Suburbia.

Suburbies. Suburbies, yeah. That was the Wayans Brothers spoof of that film. Yeah, I'm in the great plagiarized film by Shia LaBeouf. Me and Gaffigan. The film probably turned out pretty good.

The weird thing was, I saw it right before it got pulled down off the internet. And I was like, hey, that's kind of good. But that's the best thing you can say about it And I was like, hey, that's kind of good. But that's the best thing you can say about it. You're like, oh, that was kind of good. And then you realize it's just a totally plagiarized thing.

So that was weird. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Well, we just can't wait for those residual checks to start rolling in. Those famous short film residual checks. Boom. Jonah Ray is here, everybody.

Hello. And woo! Woo! I just want to say... I scolded Jonah out on the patio for bringing the gift that he brought tonight because I feel it's too special. It's my car!

Hey! it's too special. It's my car! Hey! You brought a Walking Dead figure. Todd McFarlane figure.

And it's signed. It's still in the box. And the box is signed by Todd McFarlane. And by Walking Dead creator Robert Kirkman. And yeah, it's in the bag, you guys. It's a pretty good gift.

Yeah, it's a good gift. You can't take it back now. What am I going to do with it? It would be better if someone in the audience is named Jonah because it's signed. It is signed to Jonah.

Yeah. So if anyone here tonight, if you could play for someone named Jonah, that'd be terrific. Is anyone else here named Jonah? That's why it's a good name. Jonah Hill just happens to be here.

Or Jonah Bobo from that other movie. There's a guy named Jonah Bobo? Yeah, what was the movie that wasn't Jumanji but was space Jumanji? Zathura? Zathura. Jonah Bobo was in Zathura. I found that out because I used

to have Google alerts, and in the midst of a bunch of Google alerts about Jonah Hill movies coming out on Blu-ray, I heard about Jonah Bobo and got real bummed out and felt real unoriginal. But yeah, so if anyone knows

a Jonah, you can give that to them, because it's a toy and I'm an adult and I have I sit in the packaging still so yeah like you're playing with it right no no I just love plastic and cardboard I play with it on the outside all the thing all my toys are in like some kind of cryo-freeze. Steve Agee is here, everybody. Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!

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Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! And he came from the future to bring us a CD of what? Shadowy Men from Mars on a shadowy planet. The band that is most notably known for doing the theme song

and probably only known for doing the theme song. To Mad TV, right? To Mad? Nope. To Kids in the Hall. Kids in the hall. And that's not even all, Doug. What else did I bring?

That's not all. What is this big canister that you brought? Looks like some sort of diet mix. It's Irish oatmeal. Oh, okay. Unopened. McCann's Irish Oatmeal. And quick and easy.

Let somebody else boil that shit. I don't know. It's quick and easy. You just heat up the whole thing and then fuck it. Throw that can into the microwave. Have a blast. Easy peasy. Well, thank you for bringing that. And another great, great

gift that's going into the bag is courtesy of Mr. Tom Lennon from his hit program, Reno 9-11. He brought... I've been mispronouncing it. Every fucking time. This has been going on for years now. He brought a Sheriff Dingle badge that you can wear on your dangle that's a way nicer gift than mine

I thought so too that's like that's that's what eight years of your life yeah something like that that's valuable memorabilia yeah yeah to my testicles being destroyed what's a terrific prize bag that's going out to someone tonight but let's let's talk to our guests briefly before we get into the games. I've prepared questions for all of you. Tom, of course, is the producer of the wildly popular At Midnight on Comedy Central.

Oh, yeah, I heard of it. Heard of it. All of us on the panel would love to be on the show someday if you get a chance to use any of us. We'll try to squeeze you guys in. That'd be terrific. How many times have you been on, Steve? Twice?

Two. How many times were you dressed as Carmen Miranda? One. Just the one time. Just for Halloween. Yeah, I think you should have just done that from now on. I got to say, I was the guy who had the idea that Natasha Leggero be on the Halloween episode.

Because I know for a pilot that we did, she has these crazy sexy space nurse and French maid outfits. And I was like, oh, she'll wear something really neat. Then I tuned in and all three of you were dressed the same. Didn't go the way you planned, did it? My boner was really bummed out. So as producer of this show, you hope for things to happen and then tune in and see if they do? That shows you

kind of my level of involvement. Hey, as long as you get that. With the program. As long as you get that producer card at the end. That's right. Between that and the LaBouf Royalties.

Fuck it, I'm getting a second Tesla. LaBouf Royalties. Fuck it, I'm getting a second Tesla. LaBouf Royalties is my new band. Tom, you were, you participated in the New Moon, Twilight New Moon interruption in San Francisco that we did last weekend. It was the best ten hours I ever spent in a movie theater. It's a little over two hours

long. It's definitely the roughest in the five, out of the five Twilight movies. Did you want to see the next one? I can't wait. As long as it's under the same circumstances. Are they doing another? They're doing five, right? We were just up to part two.

The first year, at Sketchfest last year we did the first one then we did the second one and i i'm getting anxious i don't want to do one a year for the next three three more years so i've pitched a sketch fest that next year i just do one every weekend until we bang them all out and just get it over with because the fifth one's the most fun we've watched it here at cinefamily together this together. This is when they have a wolf baby or something? Yes. Spoilers! I haven't seen that shit ever.

Spoilers! I'm not going to see that shit ever. Now Steve Agee and Jonah Ray have the pretty exciting distinction of being the two people that probably freaked out the most while being guests on Getting Doug With High

in the live episode from Largo, Jonah in particular was a Paul Dano-ish mess. And I saw Prisoners recently and thought of you some more.

What'd you think? I was like, how he behaves in Prisoners is and thought of you some more. What'd you think? I was like, how he behaves in Prisoners is how Jonah was when he was high in getting high with Doug. Like, could barely speak and might have kidnapped some children. It wasn't the best idea. I don't normally smoke weed, and I don't know why doing it in front of a bunch of people would have been a great... I'm having PTSD right now just thinking about it. I know. It was a dumb move. It was a dumb move.

And then everyone was so funny and so excited. I don't know what happened to me smoking pot just to fucking... You got high. No, but everyone else, like Rory Scovel was fucking jumping into the sky and then fucking Harris Whittles was like catching him on his shoulders

and then I was just like, I saw that five minutes ago and I'm just remembering it now. Doug, if you wondered why I passed on getting Doug with high, it was because I didn't want to be that guy. Yeah. While this bar has been set, I think you will be comfortable.

Yeah. People on Twitter were pretty nice of just saying, I'm following you because I felt sorry for you on getting Doug with high. I'll take it when I can get it. That's the beauty of that show that I came up with, is that it's fun either way. It's fun if you adapt to it, and it's fun if you freak out. It completely works.

And Steve was a little bit of both. He was bad in the first half of the show. Yeah, I eased into it. Changed chairs. Once you sat in a chair, you were more comfortable. Got a lounge chair, and it was great. Yeah, then you were fine. You were laughing your ass off at everything, as stoners should do.

Gabe broke a bottle over his head. Oh, got a bottle broken over his head. That was crazy. Yeah, Gabe the magician, Rory broke a bottle over his head. Before he even did his magic trick. Well, he was trying to do it, but it was hard to get through because a bunch of stoners were on stage yelling shit. Not me.

I didn't say word one to him. I was waiting for that fucking magic trick. Yeah, so we'll be back on February 18th, you guys. So if you want to experience it live, come on out and be sure to get your tickets. But we've got to get into the game portion of this show because we're already running late. So this is the part where I say,

let the games begin. And I'm not talking Sochi. I'm talking right here. Something more important than the Olympics. Gentlemen, pick your name tags. People in the audience have brought some delightful name tags. Other folks that are probably members of CineFamily were like,

fuck it, we got in for free. But if you guys can just go select a name tag. While you do that, we'll do this. We'll be right back. And we're back. Hey, guys. You've got some great name tags. Let's talk about it. Jonah, who are you playing for?

Use your microphone. I'm playing for Strange Drew. And then underneath it, in parentheses, he puts, it's a reference. Thanks for that. I appreciate you just handing that to me.

He just didn't want you to think that he was strange. He wanted you to know there was a gag behind it. But it's strange, Drew. And then there's six bottles of New Belgium Ranger. Yeah, this is Ranger IPA. Is that good stuff, Drew?

It's alright. Don't get too excited. Bring it to the show and then shit all over them. Do they have a website we can go shit on too? Strangedrew.org And it's in a wooden six pack case With a bear on one side Which is I'm assuming the bottle opener

It kind of works It kind of works as a bottle opener It's not supposed to Everything you've done to me since I got this makes me wish I kept with Singing in the Rain. Which is one of my favorite movies. Who are you playing for, Tom? I'm playing for Teresa, who's out there in the back.

And it was hard to not notice there's a wall. She's created this wall of candy like Phil Spector created the wall of sound. And on it is something I had never... I was once the spokesman for Snickers, so I was excited to see that there is what...

Can anybody guess the weight on that? There's a two-pound... It's like a bandolier of... Snickers called a Snickers slice and share. And then... You know, I imagine the person who buys that wouldn't do the second part of that.

Probably neither part. It's probably more the bite and keep. Here's my favorite thing about it. The giant Snickers. It says milk chocolate, peanuts, caramel nougat, and then there's a warning at the bottom, may contain nuts. After they just bragged about that shit right up here. Yeah, but it also, yeah, maybe. We don't know anymore.

It's almost totally, possibly some nuts. We don't know anymore. This was made in a factory where nuts are involved. I'm going to get the actual weight on this just for fun. Oh, 16 ounces. That's not that many. 453 grams. Is that a lot?

Doug, you know weed and stuff. If you had 400... That seems like a lot of weed. It makes a noise. Listen, Ready? Yes. Yes. It's a big piece of paper with a lot of candy

attached to it. Good job. That's Teresa. Alright, Teresa. And Steve Agee, who are you playing for? Rachel. I wanted to take someone who was in the very back row. It's her ID. let me cover her whole name Where'd she go?

UCLA bro Is she a white girl? So you intentionally wanted to pick Someone who got here late and didn't make a name tag Like the biggest asshole in the room That's the can of oatmeal of name tags. I don't know how lines work.

I'm looking right now and I think Steve picked you because you're hot. I can't see you from there, but I can see this. Just in the back row, I felt bad. Uh-huh. Yeah, right. Alright, so that's who you guys are playing for. Rachel and Teresa and Strange Drew.

That's a reference, you know. And I believe... We found this mouse. I was told in my earpiece that the Cinefamily membership and the Popeye DVD were contributed by someone named Ron. And if we get a last name, we'll get back to you. It's not Swanson. That's a reference too.

But good guess. This place is full of references. It's reference night. You can't stop with the references. But let's play the Leonard Maltin game, you guys. That's what we came here to do. That's what's going to happen right now.

I haven't even taken two seconds to think about what order we should go in. So we'll start with Jonah and then go to Tom and then to Steve. Okay. Pretty level playing field. You guys are all good players. Should be a good competition. As long as we all have fun. Right, guys?

Mm-hmm. Just like Vladimir Putin says. Let's have fun, but let's not have a gay old time. And yet, did you see that zip-up he was wearing last night? Sexy gay outfit! Is that what you're trying to say? Yeah. Okay.

At Clint O'Hare, Jonah suggested Forest Fires, and that's movies where Tom Hanks shoots someone. And at Scott Darcher suggested Kareem Abdul Jafar, and that's Disney sports movies.

Squish. And at Peckowitz suggested Scott Beowulf. And that's movies with Scott Beow or werewolves. Or. I'd say or both, but that would be misleading. So it could be either six movies or hundreds of movies. It's either that movie Scott Beow did or, yeah, there's a lot of hundreds of movies. It's either that movie Scott Baio did or, yeah, there's a lot of

werewolf movies. Which one would you like? I'm going to go for Forest Fire. Yes. Alright, everyone's excited about that choice. Keep it fun for my friends here. Would you like a movie where Tom Hanks shoots someone from 1987 or 1989?

89. Okay. Two stars from Leonard. He says about this movie that it has a bummer of an ending, which is an expression I don't think Leonard would use. And he also says

it's got a paper thin script which last time I checked that's the that's the that's the noise that's how thin scripts should be is paper thin

if you when you turn them in on shit other than paper they get mad and he names... This is a paper-thin script. Good job. You didn't use crackers this time.

The only thing that fits in printers. Eight names. How many names can you name it in, Jonah Ray? I'm going to go for two. Holy shit. What? You do know how this game works. You're going to name go for two. Holy shit. You do know how this game works. You're thinking the opposite. You can name it in two. Great.

I'm not going to do one. No, no, no. I would say name that movie. Okay. It's going to be over quick. You know he reads the names backwards. He knows the premise. Alright, here's your two names, Jonah. Beasley. Beasley.

There's someone named Beasley Beasley. Nope, there's two people named Beasley. No. Hey, dude. No, it's just one Beasley. It's actually three names because we know Tom Hanks is in it too. One Beasley. Yeah, Tom. No, it's just one. It's actually three names. Because we know Tom Hanks is in it, too. One Beasley.

Yeah, Tom Hanks is in it. One Beasley and John McIntyre are your two names. Turner and Hooch. That's correct. Beasley was the dog. Beasley was the dog. Beasley played Hooch. Did you already think you knew it before you heard Beasley?

Yeah. Yes, you knew it. Yeah, Beasley totally sold it. Not you already think you knew it before you heard Beasley? Yeah. Beasley totally sold it. Not that many movies where he shoots a gun. Philadelphia? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give me back my job! You know what I mean. That's the deadliest gun of them all.

Oh, come on. Come on, you guys. It was pretend. There was the big shootout on Joe vs. the Volcano. Yeah. I really liked that movie, by the way.

Oh, Joe vs. the Volcano is a fucking incredible movie. Don't they meet like a bad Meg Ryan at one point? She's real sexy and bad. Well, there's three Meg Rhymes. She plays three parts. Who's the sexy bad one

she's the second one the flippity jibbit yeah the one who says i have no response to that when he says he has a brain cloud but um yeah great movie uh very overlooked i saw it in a huge theater at the roger ebert film festival before we passed. Huge laughs. So much fun. People missed the boat on that movie. Great movie. Since Steve wasn't involved in that last skirmish and Jonah Ray is on the board ladies and gentlemen with one point.

Hey! Tam Honks. We will start with you Steve. Okay. And then we will go to Tom and you get to pick a category would you like at at

filthy underscore fetus oh man right should we just take that one whatever it is just to be fucking heroes? Yeah. It's also the category. Oh, God.

Movies where filthy fetuses. Movies where a fetus was dirty. Extra dirty fetus movies. No, this is actually movies. The category is called There Will Be Bloods. And it's movies that have gangs in them. Or, Steve, Wins in Scrabble. And that's movies that start with W, J,

no, I'm sorry, starts with J, Q, X, or Z. Movies that start with J, Q, X, or Z. And your pal Pete suggested The Day the Mirth Stood Still. And that is movies where a comedian is killed. What's a comedy where a comedian is killed? And I'll give you one clue. It's not Watchmen. Oh. Let's do Watchmen. Oh.

Let's do that one. Let's do that last one. You like the comedians are killed one? Oh, fuck. Really? Yeah. Good luck, everybody. The year is 1971, Steve. Leonard Maltin gives this movie three and a half stars. That sounds about right.

He says this movie is colorful. He also says it's great fun. From 1971. Three and a half stars. And he lists 14 names. How many names can you give?

71. A comedian as a character dies? You picked this fucking category, asshole. Hey, gentle giant, this was your idea. That is why I picked this fucking category, asshole. Hey, guys, we're supposed to be friends having fun. Fuck you, man. We'll be friends right after this.

Just a couple assholes having fun. 14. Comedians get killed So in other words in the movie There's someone who is a comedian May or may not be an actual comedian A character is a comedian There's a character who is a comedian Gets murdered gets killed in the movie And uh

It's great fun Great fun for 1971 colorful 14 names say I'll say 10 it's good opening bit I don't know why people laughed it's very good sure I'll try a very good strategy I'll try 9 he says? I'm going to say to name that movie, you piece of shit. Hey, I never yelled at you. Jonah could win the whole thing. Did you? No.

Is it just your general attitude? When I said gentle giant, I was talking to Steve H. Oh, sorry. You just assumed you were a gentle giant. No. All of us got nine names. You're a giant compared to you, Tom us have got nine names. Giant compared to you, Tom.

Yeah, I know. Wow, I really wish we weren't doing this right now. Did you, when you were doing Reno 9-11, did

you make all the, did you have like a Tom Cruise thing where all the other actors had to stand in trenches? Yeah, I'm on

trenches. I'm on, I'm on apple boxes. I would also do cold jacuzzis just to tighten up. Keep it all tight. I can't think of anything worse than a cold jacuzzi. Pound that cold water

into my back. Love it. Keeps it tight. Yeah. Alright, here's your... I hope you reveal the answer through these people. How many names do you get? Nine. Alright, here's your... Okay, I hope you reveal the answer through these people. How many names do you get? Nine. Alright, nine names.

Mark Lawrence. Mark is spelled with a C, by the way. That matters. Lawrence Naismith. Leonard Barr. Desmond Llewellyn. Wait, wait, wait Give me a second to think of who that is

Okay Lois Maxwell Bernard Lee Putter Smith Bruce Glover And Bruce Cabot. Big, big Bruce movie. Everyone named Bruce in Hollywood showed up.

Those are all of the names. Those are your names, man. There were a couple names in there that would narrow it down to a handful of movies, but... Not for me, apparently. Didn't work for you. Fuck it. I have no idea what the movie is. So no idea is your guess.

I got no idea. All right. AG, take it. I have no idea. I don't think anyone on stage knows what it is. Someone in the audience knows. Jimmy Dean was in this movie? Yeah. The guy in the audience. Diamonds are forever! Ah. Yeah, yeah. That's the answer. Lana Wood, Charles Gray,

Jill St. John. Sean Connery. Yes. In his second to last turn as James Bond. That name would have helped. And Leonard Barr. Leonard Barr was an old famous comedian who kind of played himself in the movie and also was murdered. In the film. Sorry, Tom.

Yeah. That's all right. Well, that's okay. I mean, you know, the momentum and excitement of this show was murdered by the selection of that category. I hate that category so much. Why was it an option then, motherfucker? And then playing it so poorly.

Why was it an option? But. Fucking terrible. We could have played Dirty Fetus Game. Oh. Strange Drew wins the prizes. Congratulations to Strange Drew. Come and get those when that's convenient for you. No rush. wins the prizes. Congratulations to Strange Drew.

Come and get those when that's convenient for you. No rush. We can do it during the break. And there should be shitheads on the back of the other two. Well, not on the back of that card that Steve got, but on the back of that you got a shithead. So just pass that over to me, Tom.

Did you write something on the back of this? It's an amazing one, according to Tom. It's pretty great. And the person with the card, do you know how that works, the shithead thing? Do you have a shithead written down? Very excited for this. Here it comes.

Because this person really seems like she put a lot of effort into everything. She's going to knock it out of the park. Here, take your card back. Yeah, you can have your card back. What's that? Oh, Tom's checking it for quality. Do you like it, Tom?

It's topical. Yeah, it was as timely as today's headlines. Should we do like on at midnight and read them both and not say who they belong to and have the audience vote? But since we have a couple extra minutes that I'm excited about. Should we play one? Oh, we can't play a real one? We're going to play a round of the Seth Rogen game,

a.k.a. Last Man Stanton. People love it. And I wanted to do it last week, and I didn't get to it. And so this is a perfect time to do it tonight. In honor of the late, great Philip Seymour Hoffman, we are going to do the Philip Seymour Hoffman edition where you guys have to name Philip Seymour Hoffman movies until you can't think of any anymore.

And let me just give you a quick review of his career. 44 movies by my count. I bet you guys can't come up with more than 15 as a group. Let's get that. He's got three or four more movies in the can but let's not play those if you guys know them. Also, this is a great clue,

he's only been in two sequels in his entire career and in both cases he wasn't in the first part. Oh, weird. Yeah. There's an actor with fucking integrity right there. It's pretty amazing, the list of movies he's been in.

So since you won, Jonah, we'll start with you. Name any Philip Seymour Hoffman movie. Anyone at all. That's clear in my throat. Okay. Along Came Polly. Ah, let's start at the top of the alphabet Love it Are we going alphabetical? No, we don't have to, but if you do, I love it

Boogie Nights Okay, well that's not alphabetical, but okay After Along Came Polly Yeah, there's One, two, three Oh, I just meant that I can think of. Yes, the movies in your head that star Philip Seymour Hoffman are Along Came Polly and Boogie Nights. But you also said we were going to get all 40, which I think is a fair statement.

Alphabetical order. Steve Agee, go. Magnolia. Yes. Capote. Wait, I've got to find Magnolia. That would have been the C. Okay, Capote, go. Magnolia. Yes. Capote. Wait, I got to find Magnolia. That would have been the C. Okay, Capote, yes.

Yes. The D should be doubt. The D should be doubt. Oh, okay. Doubt, correct. Wow, long pause there, yeah. I didn't know what you were saying. D to be doubt.

Joan, I mean Steve. Punch drunk love. Ooh. Yeah. I like when the audience cheers and applauds. I mean, Steve? Punch Drunk Love. I like when the audience cheers and applauds certain titles. Big Lebowski. It's fun. Well, of course they're going to cheer for that. You suck up.

Yeah, I really won their favor by saying Along Came Polly first. And of course, Big Lebowski, one of the three movies that's between Along Came Polly and Boogie N course, Big Lebowski, one of the three movies that's between Along Came Polly and Boogie Nights. Alphabetically. Tom, talented Mr. Ripley?

Mm-hmm. Yes. Were you worried he might not be in that? I was just checking I remembered it right. Okay. Steve? Happiness. Yeah. What's your favorite scene in that movie? Mr. Pussilow right? Okay. Yeah. Steve? Happiness. Yeah. What's your favorite scene in that movie? Mr. Pussilowit?

Yeah. Jonah? The movie... What the fuck happened to my brain? Oh, yeah, that one. What the fuck happened to my brain?

44 movies. Yeah, I know. And the movie is Almost Famous. Yes! Also between Along Came Polly and Boogie Nights. Tom? I'll do the sequel, which is, I believe, Mission Impossible 2. Oh.

Fuck me. So close. Fuck me. Let him have it. So close. But Mission Impossible 3. Fuck me. So close. Fuck me. Let him have it. So close. But Mission Impossible 3. Fuck me. 3.

He gives the same speech from... What's the one? Oh, come on. Wait, we're playing a different game now? No, but the De Niro, Charles Grodin movie. Oh, yeah. Midnight Run. Yeah, Midnight Run. Midnight Run. He gives the same speech in that movie as he doesin movie. Oh, Midnight Run. Yeah, Midnight Run.

He gives the same speech in that movie as he does in that. Oh, interesting. So I'd fuck. I'd fucking lost that too. Yeah, but you were a really good competitor. Thanks, bud. We're going to miss you. Steve.

Savages. The Savages, but I'll take it. The Savages. Jonah. The Master. Yes. I'll take it. And I'll take it. The Savages. Jonah. The Master. Yes. I'll take it. And I'll take it.

Wait, where is it? Oh, there it is. Steve. Hunger Games, Catching Fire. Oh, that's one of the sequels that he was in. That's the other one. So we've covered both of those. Jonah.

Her. What? He is the voice of the ad for the OS in the movie. He is. Look at the fuck up, naysayers. Would you think that that would be worthy of listing on IMDb?

Yeah. It's a great movie. Because they did not do that. But he's in it. He didn't get credit for it. Well, neither did Alan Arkin. That's why I married an ax murderer, but he's great in it. Let him have it.

Let him have it? Yeah. If it's true. He's in it. Let him have it? Yeah. If it's true. He's in it. All right, well, the corrections department. People are checking right now. Sorry, let's trust the internet for everything, Doug. I don't believe that to be true.

Like, I mean, do you have like a precedent of like that he had worked with Spike Jones once before? I would. No. There's a guy checking it right now. It's what he did. He was the voice of the commercial. Look at the glowing face of the checker.

Here we go. Five, four. Come on, checker. All right. Well, it's going to be a... No one knows. Of course it's not. Lance Bangs.

Lance Bangs told me. He told you? Yes. He was like, psst. Oh, so it's a secret. It's not a secret. So we're making a secret shit now. Seems like something would come up in light of him just passing recently that he's in a movie that's a secret. It's not a secret. So we're making a secret shit now. It's in light of him just passing recently

that he's in a movie that's out now. No, he's just in the trailer. Oh, only in the trailer, sucker! Which was a part of the movie. No. Another uncredited actor, Keanu Reeves. There's shit that's not in the movie and trailers all the time. Keanu Reeves and Freaks, another uncredited actor.

Are we not going to count that? That was a great performance as a wolfman. Wolfboy. All right, if Steve is allowing it, I'll allow it. Yeah, that was fine. All right, what do you got, Steve? Fucking thanks, Ido. Steve is so confident.

Moneyball. Steve is confident that he can just keep going, Jonah. Synecdoche, New York. How do you pronounce that? I don't want to say it again. Okay. Because I always wonder. I didn't go see that movie because I I don't want to say it again. Okay. Because I always wonder. I didn't go see that movie

because I didn't know what to say. Cinedoche? Can I have two for Cinedoche? Wait, that's not how you say that? No, and when I go alone, I still ask for two. Steve. Before the devil knows you're dead.

That's the other one between Almost Famous and Boogie Nights. That, the sex when he, oh, God. Him fucking Marissa Tomei in that movie. Yeah, so great. So sexy. Everybody pause this and go watch that. Jonah. He was also

in yeah pull some other shit that Lance Bangs told you about you son of a bitch it was the legit answer to this fucking dumb game there's a bunch of good ones the audience is dying everyone in the audience

has at least three loaded up. I can't think of it. What if I think of one? Oh, he's only in one scene. It doesn't count. I won't say that. I'm out. I love your clue. He was a great character actor. He could just be in one scene. I don't think that ever happened, but he could be.

How much was he in Patch Adams? Not at all? What's your answer? Okay. I was also in... I can't. I'm fucking out. I'm out because I'm embarrassed that you made fun of me so much.

Jonah's out. He was, of course, in Patch Adams. And Steve, for the win, what? You only have to name one more. Patrick Adams. No! What?

One more. One more. One more. It's an impossible three. Not allowed. Wait. Wait. Another one. Another one. Another one.

Charlie Wilson's War, Cold Mountain, Flawless, The Getaway, Hard Eight, Leap of Faith, Love, Liza. It goes on and on. The guy was in a million movies. Her being one of them. Whoah, somebody said in the audience. A Late Quartet, which I just saw recently and it was really good. Ides of March, 25th Hour. Strangers with Candy.

State and Maine. Something called Zueller. Red Dragon. Jack Goes Boating. Mary and Max. Montana. My Boyfriend's Back. My New Gun. Nobody's Fool,

Oney Mahoney, Next Stop Wonderful, Wonderland, sorry. Twister. Ruiz. You guys miss Twister. That's a movie where there's a good tornado hunting team and a bad one. They're in it for the money, that's why.

Those cocksuckers. You know the bad ones. They're hunting tornadoes the money That's why Those cocksuckers You know the bad ones They're hunting tornadoes For all the wrong reasons That fucking Dread Pirate Roberts Just in it for the money As opposed to why We hunt tornadoes Which is different

A different set of agendas What have you got to plug Steve Agee Okay that's your time What have you got to plug, Tom? Tom Lennon? Fuck it, I'm in Transformers 4. Laboof! Without Laboof.

It's Laboof-less. Do you play the same doctor that he played in Demento and Dark Knight? You'll see. You have to stop transforming. I'm somebody who comes in and yells at somebody about something. Jonah, what's going on with your Meltdown show? For the next three Wednesdays, me and my friend Kumail You have to stop transforming. I'm somebody who comes in and yells at somebody about something. Jonah, what's going on with your Meltdown show?

For the next three Wednesdays, me and my friend Kumail have a show that we're taping for Comedy Central at the Meltdown on Sunset Boulevard. We have two shows every Wednesday for the next three Wednesdays. We have standing room. You can come and watch us tape our Comedy Central series. We've got a lot of awesome people coming up on the show, so please come to that. Nice. I think I might be one of those people.

Jacksonville, Wednesday, I'm going to be at the Comedy Zone doing stand-up. That's this Wednesday, so you might hear this too late. And, I mean, you could always hear this too late for any of this stuff, but Monday I'll be at the Sunray Cinemas to interrupt Point Break at 4.20.

Yeah. It's going to be a great President's Day there in Jacksonville, Florida. And thanks to all of my guests. Thanks for coming. Everyone at CineFamily, please enjoy About Time when we interrupt it. And as always... This thing is taped together

so good I can't open it. Oh. Which one do I say first? It was weird. Oh. Which one do I say first? It was weird, yeah. Which one do I end with? End with that one exactly. This one? End with that.

Okay. Shia LaBeouf is a shithead. And. We don't need his. He won. No, you win. You don't get a. Thanks, Jonah.

Speaking of shitheads. need his he won oh no you win you don't get up thanks jonah speaking of heads the funky bunch is a head now it's time for doug to watch another talky eyes of gold is viewing prowess makes him cocky there There's no room in his heart for you because Doug loves movies.